Welp, just saw Star Trek Beyond today, and it was honestly pretty good!Twitter: https://twitter.com/MercCommandArchive: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Infinite+Stars+QuestOther Quests: http://pastebin.com/sYpqmWZgYou are Captain SAMANTHA WELLINGS, a newly minted captain of the Centauri Accord!Currently, you were receiving some concerning news from Tank, who seemed to notice that something was amiss. Definitely not a good thing, since you were sitting inside a pirate ship docked inside a goddamn pirate hideout. "Pleeeeeeease don't tell me Carly's thinking of backing out on me." You groan.Tank indicates that Carly is not the source of the issue. At least this time. Well, kinda."Can you be a bit more specific?" You roll your eyes.Namely, he notices that more pirates are boarding the Long Claw and leaving it."Well, it's probably just maintenance crews fixing up ships, right?"Maybe, but Tank is not entirely convinced. These guys certainly didn't LOOK like regular maintenance guys.>You should go investigate.>You should try and warn Carly. >It's probably nothing. You should check up on Scott.>Other
>>48426401>You should try and warn Carly.Hopefully Tank's wrong but...Aw shucks, he ain't wrong.
>>48426401>>You should go investigate.Time to split up and search for clues, gang!
>>48426401>You should try and warn Carly.
>>48426401>>You should try and warn Carly.
>>48426401>You should go investigate.
>inb4 we find out Carly can't leave because she pulled off a ton of loot from one of the previous heists. Namely from a bunch of rich people who have way too much time and money on their hands and a Luxury Space Yacht.
>>48426620"Hey guys, check it out, even the toilet seats are marble and gold!"
>>48426620>Suddenly rich people personal private army attacks
>>48426401Damn, it looked like Carly some of Carly's pirate crew was gonna mutiny on her! Now, from your experience, pirate revolts and mutinies were usually quite common. After all, pirates generally only tolerated their leaders as long as they could consistently bring in loot to keep them appeased. You've run into more than one pirate gang that had torn itself apart when times went bad and various pirates within the crew thought it was the best time to seize power. Was Carly having less success than she was giving off? Were the pirates not happy with her policies?Or did somebody leak your plans to a rival of hers?Either way, you needed to warn her something was up!>Go in your OFFICIAL CAPACITY as an Accord officer. They wouldn't dare touch you.>Try to blend in with the crew. >Well, you basically look like Carly...>Other
>>48426862>Try to blend in with the crew.
>>48426862>Well, you basically look like Carly...
>>48426862>>Well, you basically look like Carly...Time to let loose all of our pent up stress.
>>48426862>Well, you basically look like Carly...>inb4 we get rumbled because our tits are a smidgen bigger
>>48426862>Well, you basically look like Carly...>>48426918>>48426959Time for a makeover?
>>48426959>a smidgen biggerThat or we manage to seduce the weaker willed people into obeying us.
>>48426959>we get rumbled because our tits are a smidgen bigger>"Are you saying my tits are small?!"
>>48426959If things do get violent, tell Scott not to pull out the Spider Mines. I bet there are a few people in the galaxy that still get nightmares from the movies of those Mines going rogue and latching onto people.
>>48427153>We crit fail to the point when everyone actually thinks we're Carly, and taking it to an extreme.
>>48426862>>Well, you basically look like Carly...
>>48427169>we crit succeed tot the point when we believe beyond even a shadow of a doubt that we ARE Carly
>>48426862Well, you basically look like Carly, so... well... you could probably just pretend to be her and waltz your way over to where the real Carly is. It could totally work!Probably.Maybe.Tank, of course, thinks it's a bad idea."Don't be such a worrywart, Tank! I can take care of myself!" You sigh.Tank insists on coming with you."If you do that, then they'd KNOW I'm not Carly!" You groan. "You stay behind and make sure Scott is safe, all right?" Tank reluctantly agrees. All right, so now you just had to figure out if you could go it alone or ask one of Carly's crew to help. She seemed to trust them enough, but you couldn't be totally sure yourself...>Go it alone.>Try to recruit one of Carly's crew to help.>Other
>>48427195>>Go it alone.What would Carly do in the situation?Spit, Swear, and chew out people. We're a fucking Space Pirate who doesn't afraid on anything!
>>48427195>Go it alone.NO FEARNO REMORSENO REASON
>>48427195>>>Go it alone.
>>48427195>Go it alone.
>>48427195>>Go it alone.So where do you think our bosses will send us next after this little vacation? I'm hoping we get sent to an ice planet so we have an excuse to have THERMAL SUITS and THERMAL CUTTERS (Read: Transparent Orange Chainsaws).
>>48427195>>Go it alone.
>>48427195>>Go it alone.inb4 crit success to Psi-Deceive people into believing we truly are Carly
>>48427263I personally wouldn't mind busting Confederate smugglers skirting through the edges of Accord space and maybe taking their ANCIENT ALIEN MACGUFFIN(s)
>>48427305I like the way you think
>>48427263I wish they made a new Ice Planet set
>>48427195>Try to recruit one of Carly's crew to help.The tin can. Because no one would consider going against him.
>>48427263Pretty sure the crew wouldn't mind going to Tropical Island Paradise Planet for beach scenes, and missions! Might wanna get some swimsuits or adapt some clothes for the climate.
>>48427495>Tank flusters seeing Sam in her underwear, but is perfectly fine seeing her in a Swimsuit.
>>48427195Nah, you could totally do this alone! Totally!This wasn't going to backfire on you in any way!Thankfully, you have access to Carly's quarters, which means you have access to her wardrobe, too. You quickly dig into her closet and drawers, assembling a collection of shirts, pants, and overcoat that most closely matched what your remembered Carly was wearing. Man, you kinda miss wearing actual clothes. One of the sacrifices you had to make serving in the Accord. Anyways, you quickly pull on your little selection of pirate clothing, noting how the shirt was a bit tight in the chest. However, you pause as you approaching the open loading ramp, where you could see dozens of pirates boarding and disembarking, loading and unloading crate and cargo of various kinds. What if one of them saw through your disguise...?>Gotta double down and trust in yourself!>Maybe you should find a more... subtle method of getting off the ship.>Other
>>48427681>Gotta double down and trust in yourself!Just straighten your back, walk like you know where you're going, and think "murder"
>>48427681>Gotta double down and trust in yourself!GREETINGS FELLOW PIRA-I MEAN CREW. PLEASE ENLIGHTEN ME ON YOUR CURRENT TASK AND PAY NO ATTENTION TO MY SLIGHTLY ENLARGENED BOSOM
>>48427681>>Gotta double down and trust in yourself!I trust Carly enough to be somewhat impulsive enough to do things on the fly.*Cue Biotic/Psychic Mind Trick*
>>48427681>Gotta double down and trust in yourself!
>>48427495>>48427538>Not mentioning the mandatory private bathing moment in a waterfall and inviting Tank to join
>>48427681>>Gotta double down and trust in yourself!
>>48427702Well, if anyone questions our orders, we can always say, "I change my mind!"I'm just hoping Carly doesn't somehow get half the pirate base on her ass if things go south.
>>48427681You just gotta double down and trust yourself in your ability to ape your own sister's habits! Realizing your eyes were obviously a different color from Carly's, you quickly flip on a pair of tinted glasses to hide your eyes and stride through the crowd as confidently and quickly as you could. >Roll 1d20
Rolled 3 (1d20)>>48427879ERE WE GO ERE WE GO ERE WE GO
Rolled 15 (1d20)>>48427879
Rolled 20 (1d20)"Okay, ladies, less sass or I'll kick your ass!">>48427879
>>48427903Somehow, I knew that would work.
Rolled 14 (1d20)>>48427879
>>48427903We are keeping that crit
>>48427903Huh, looks like our passive Psychic Mind Trick worked.
>>48427903She obviously does this all the time.
>>48427879...and nobody so much as bats and eye toward you as you stride down the loading ramp and past all of the assorted pirates.H-holy crap! It's actually working! You fight the urge to happily skip the rest of the way as you confidently stride deeper into the base.And that's when you see that Carly's ship is not the only one here. As you move deeper into the hideout, you could see similar hangar spaces carved into the ground similar to the one Long Claw is docked in. You could see a handful of other destroyer and frigate sized ships, and about a dozen smaller corvette class ships. Carly had her own damn little flotilla!No, you weren't jealous of her at all!Unfortunately, you now realize that you don't actually KNOW where Carly is in this damn base! Maybe you should ask for directions... but that would look weird coming from the supposed captain since Carly was supposed to now the place...>Just wander around a bit. You'll find it eventually!>Ask someone for directions.>Other
>>48427957>Just wander around a bit. You'll find it eventually!
>>48427957>>Just wander around a bit. You'll find it eventually!
>>48427957>Just wander around a bit. You'll find it eventually!Don't worry guys I just sold my soul to the dice gods
>>48427978>Don't worry guys I just sold my soul to the dice gods>Don't worry guys>Don't worry
>>48427957>>Just wander around a bit. You'll find it eventually!Not lost, exploring
>>48427903So is this one more tally to the "Sam actually has psychic powers (AKA Sam is surprisingly good at EVERYTHING)" list, or the "Things Sam can pull off while dressed up as Carly, and vice-versa?"
>>48428100Sam is a psionic super soldier designed for covert ops.
>>48428122Stop with the fucking shadowruns guys
>>48427957Well, you'll just wander around a bit. You'll find it eventually! After all, since this is going to be a meeting between Carly and all of her subcaptains, they had to be organized in the most secure part of the base right? So you just had to head deeper in! Yeah, that's it!Your luck was holding out pretty damn well so far, after all!>Roll 1d20
Rolled 3 (1d20)>>48428161FAIL
>>48428141Not so much shadowruns when it's like looking at a Legend coming to life! Sam was always meant for the greater things!
Rolled 17 (1d20)>>48428100At this point in the quest, we can give her a jet and she'll be able to fly it by the end of the day.A good question is what don't they teach her at the Academy?>>48428161
Rolled 8 (1d20)>>48428161
Rolled 5 (1d20)>>48428161
Rolled 6 (1d20)>>48428161
Rolled 19 (1d20)>>48428161
Rolled 4 (1d20)>>48428161
>>48428122Oh god, we're essentially the Kerrigan to Tank's Raynor.
>>48428221Let's NOT go further in that comparison okay?
>>48428161You feel like you're heading in the right direction, as the crowd of random pirates milling about starts to drop off sharply, replaced by more purposeful and heavily armed pirates posted at regular intervals, obviously guards. A few of them give you curious, confused looks, as if they'd just been hit with a sense of deja vu. That was good, that meant Carly must have passed by not so long ago!You quicken your pace, so as not to give the guards enough time to mull about how there might be two Carlys, and finally you see a larger group of various pirates up ahead. And leading them was Carly herself as they headed to what looked to be a fortified meeting room. Damn, you didn't have much time.>You need to find a way to grab Carly's attention!>You'll have to find a way to sneak into that room.>Other
>>48428279>You'll have to find a way to sneak into that room.
>>48428279>You need to find a way to grab Carly's attention!
>>48428279>>You need to find a way to grab Carly's attention!
>>48428279>>You'll have to find a way to sneak into that room.
>>48428279>>You need to find a way to grab Carly's attention!Do we have any childhood thing we used to do like hand signals, symbols, shadow puppets, etc.?
>>48428279>>You'll have to find a way to sneak into that room.Commencing Virtuous Mission!
>>48428279>You'll have to find a way to sneak into that room
Did merc die?
>>48428279You watch as the gaggle of pirate officers follow Carly into the meeting room, and the two large blast doors leading into the room slowly slide closed with a loud but low WHUMP. That door definitely was too thick to just kick down, well, for you at least. You were pretty certain Tank could force them open on his own, but unfortunately he wasn't here, and you were starting to really feel his absence now.However, the mechanisms keeping the door shut didn't seem that complicated, and there were only two pirates guarding the door. If you were quick enough, you could probably get the drop on them. Then again, you've learned from various raids that doors weren't necessarily the only way to get into a room...>Try to find an alternate path.>Just force your way in!>Other
>>48428457>>Try to find an alternate path.
>>48428457>Try to find an alternate path.
>>48428457>>Try to find an alternate path.Perhaps an airvent, or floor panels.
>>48428457>Try to find an alternate path.Let's NOT kill the guards
>>48428457It was probably better to find an alternate path in this case. You quietly shuffle off to a side hall and look around for a vent of some kind. Goddamn, maybe if you had Artya with you, she'd know a way. You groan as you search the old and dripping concrete walls and ceiling. You manage to catch sight of a hatch placed squarely in the ground. Leading to some kind of underground tunnel system, no doubt. Probably more spacious, but you weren't sure where it would lead.Your eyes go up to see a vent that looked to lead into the room. But... it looked kinda small, and even with your small figure, you could get stuck, or worse, make too much noise and get found out...>Take the vent.>Take the tunnels.>Other
>>48428748>>Take the vent.
>>48428748>>Take the vent.So are we going to have to make the microwave dinner quote from a FUTURE REMAKE of the original Die Hard?
>>48428748>Take the tunnels.We're an Accord officer.We should get some little video/audio equipped spider drones for the next time we need to do some sneaking about.
>>48428748>Take the tunnels.
Reminder Hoel is beautiful.Sorry, I can't make it Sunday.
>>48428920We'll remember Reminder Anon
>>48428748Well, you suppose you had to take the vents... not that it was something you particularly liked. You manage to climb up some exposed pipes to reach the vent cover, which you're able to pull off with a solid tug before crawling into it. Thankfully, the vent wasn't too narrow. You could fairly comfortably fit inside, but it was still fairly tight. You start crawling forward, hoping that you weren't make too much noise as you worm your way through the metal vents...>Roll 1d20
>>48428920>>48428952We'll also to remember to buy Woel some Shipgirl merchandise as a gift.
Rolled 2 (1d20)>>48428972SOLID SNAKE
Rolled 20 (1d20)>>48428972We are a ghost in the machine. A spirit in the void.
Rolled 16 (1d20)>>48428972Cmon tits
Rolled 1 (1d20)>>48428972Snow time.
>>48428990HERE COMES THE SNOW
>>48428990Ok, yes we are. This is now Metal Gear Sam.BWAHAHAHAHAAH!!!!! Sam is super-soldier prototype! The Legend continues to grow!>>48428995Thank god you late, whew...
>>48428990Why the hell are we so good at this again?Time for another tally for the "Sam is surprisingly good at things list"
>>48428990Sam confirmed for Terran Ghost
If Sam is Kerrigan, does that mean...
>>48428990Holy crap, methinks with how good Sam is at this infiltration stuff, maybe she should be getting a perk for it at some point. After all, we didn't get a fate point from the other Nat-20 either.
>>48429016>>48428990>>48429040>>48429048Okay, I'm seriously considering that Sam REALLY is a fucking Psychic Supersoldier Terran Ghost at this point.There are just waaay too many signs and flags popping. Either that or Sam is completely oblivious....
>>48428972And before you know it, you find yourself directly above the conference room, where you could see about a dozen other pirates gathered around an old conference table. Carly, meanwhile, was sitting casually at one end, reclining back in her chair and her feet planted firmly on the table where they totally were not supposed to be. Didn't seem like the other pirates minded. "I have to say, Captain, you've done good by us these past couple of years." One of the pirates, a deathly skinny one, spoke up. "But some of us are getting a bit... concerned.""Concerned? " Carly raises an eyebrow. "We've been bringing more loot than ever since I took command of you sorry lot! And now you're starting to give me lip?">You need to signal Carly.>Maybe you should listen in to some of this at first.>Other
>>48429081>>Maybe you should listen in to some of this at first.
>>48429081>Maybe you should listen in to some of this at first
>>48429081>>Maybe you should listen in to some of this at first.Time to see what we're up against.
>>48429081>Maybe you should listen in to some of this at first.
>>48429081>>Maybe you should listen in to some of this at first.Wait... wait... let's listen in first...
>>48429080>Psionically attuned weapon found on a dead world soon?
>>48429168>Leading a horde of alien space locusts soon?
>>48429081You decide to hold off for a bit to hear what these guys have to say. Skinny Pirate apparently didn't seem too thrilled about Carly's leadership at the current moment. "You've been going farther and farther out into Dark Space." Skinny Pirate says in an accusing tone, referring to the general slang for the uncharted and unexplored regions beyond the Frontier. "And not tellin' us what yer looking for. No loot or trade ships going out there, so what's so valuable?""And you've been raiding pioneer stations from all three blocs." Cyborg Pirate adds in. "Drawing a lot of heat on us.""Some of us here be thinkin' you're holding out on us." Bearded Pirate concludes, leaning forward threateningly. "Ohoho." Carly chuckles, seemingly not concerned at all that three of her subcaptains seemed to be defying her. "I don't pry into your personal lives, and you feel like you all want to know mine?""You've done good by us, but a Captain's no good if we got now trust in her." Skinny Pirate points out.The tension in the room begins to fill rather rapidly, as you see hands silently reaching for weapons. You weren't sure who was on which side, and you had a feeling nobody in the room did, either.And there Carly was, an overconfident look on her face as always. Still, the things the were talking about that she was up to were a bit concerning...>Time to intervene.>Trust Carly to know what she's doing.>Other
>>48429403>Time to intervene.
>>48429403>Trust Carly to know what she's doing.
>>48429403>>Time to intervene.Maybe it's a twin sense thing where she can sense us being nearby?
>>48429403>>Trust Carly to know what she's doing.
>>48429266Question is, where the hell are the Alien Bugs?
>>48429403"So, are you challenging my leadership?" Carly raises an eyebrow as she finally takes her feet off the table and leans forward, a bloodthirsty smile on her face. "If you feel so strongly about it, you can always request a duel. Just you and me, decide who the better pirate is!"Skinny Pirate's eyes dart from side to side to see if anybody was willing to support him. And that's when Carly shoots him right between the eyes. You wince as all hell breaks loose before Skinny Pirate's body even hits the ground. Almost immediately, the other gathered captains roar in a combination of surprise and fury as they all turn on each other. Carly immediately sprints across the table and kicks Cyborg Pirate right in the face before you lose track of her in the free for all. >You need to get down there!>Fuck it, you need to call in Tank!>Other
>>48429628>>You need to get down there!"STOP RIGHT THERE! IT IS I, CAPTAIN CARLY!!! I merely sent a body double to test you!"
>>48429628>>You need to get down there!
>>48429628>You need to get down there!
>>48429628>Fuck it, you need to call in Tank!
>>48429628>>You need to get down there!Well, shit went south.General ideas on how to get out of the shitshow?I was thinking that maybe we could hijack a shuttle and have the Long Claw get into Orbit, and rendezvous there.
Meh, I don't regret not intervening. If nothing else, we showed that we had confidence and trust in our little sister's skills and plans. Still, as the big sister, it is practically our job to get our little sister out of trouble.
Rolled 4, 15, 9 = 28 (3d20)>>48429628Goddamnit, of course Carly always had to escalate the situation! You grit you teeth as you slam your elbow down on the ventilation grate, knocking it loose and sending the grate dropping down to the ground below and bouncing off some poor pirate's head. You then take a breath and drop down the opening, landing firmly on your feet on the center of the table."Carly! CARLY!" You cry out, trying to catch sight of her in the melee as pirates rip, tear, stab, and cut at each other...>Roll 1d20
Rolled 9 (1d20)>>48427263A bit late for this but, how about a research station that went dark for the Horror themed stuff?>>48429762
Rolled 7 (1d20)>>48429762RIP AND TEAR
Rolled 5 (1d20)>>48429762
Rolled 16 (1d20)>>48429762
>>48429767>>48429770>>48429773NOOOOO!!!!! Are there fate points here to use for this?!
>>48429795Fate points don't work that way I think
>>48429762However, you're caught off guard when Bearded Pirate barrels into your side, tackling you right off the table and sending the both of you sprawled on the ground. Your sidearm is knocked from your hands and it clatters and slides away on the concrete just out of your reach. You try to scramble to your feet as Bearded Pirate draws a knife with a grimace."Nothin' personal, Captain, but ye gotta go." You grumbles.Shit, you were at a bit of a disadvantage here. You WERE taught close combat techniques in the Academy, but you'd rather have a gun in your hands...>FIGHT>FLEE>Try to reacquire your gun.>Other
>>48429895>Try to reacquire your gun.
>>48429895>>FIGHTENGAGE CQC! Remember the basics Sam!
>>48429895>>FIGHTA Captain is never truly unarmed, for he/she is dangerous and competent in every situation!
>>48429895Looks like you had no choice, you were going to have to take this guy hand to hand. Already, the lessons from training flash through your head, years of drilling and actual practice creating all kinds of scenarios and visualizations in your head. Everything besides you and your opponent seems to melt away, leaving you to focus on your one singular target.Well, you could try and go for a quick and direct alpha strike right to his throat or solar plexus (or even lower) to try and end the fight before that knife even became a problem.Or, you could attempt to disarm him and fight him on more even ground.OR, try and take the knife for yourself and use it against him!>ALPHA STRIKE>DISARM>KNIFE GET>Other
>>48430097>KNIFE GETWell, since this guy's intent on killing Carly, let's kill him right back.
>>48430097>>DISARMProbably the easiest and safest and thus the most logical move to do
Rolled 17, 5, 10 = 32 (3d20)>>48430097>Sorry for the delay! I got called away for a bit!You decide that you needed to end this fight quickly. One quick strike to finish him!>Roll 1d20
Rolled 16 (1d20)>>48430356BIOTIC CHARGE!
Rolled 4 (1d20)>>48430356Surely this is the proper way to fight someone better armed and with more reach than you!
Rolled 20 (1d20)>>48430356
>>48430377Welp, this is hilarious.
>>48430377why can't we have these rolls when we drank the medical juice.
>>48430377We should get a pet for the ship as a celebration!
>>48430392Personally would prefer a long vacation away in an exotic location after all the stuff we've been through.
>>48430377And Sam once again raises signs and flags about her true capabilities.>>48430402Let's just head home and say hi to the parents. Also wear some normal clothes.
>>48430356Well, there was a simple way to handle this. Bearded Pirate was keeping his guard high, completely expecting an attack against his arms or head. However, there was one place where he WASN'T guarding.You swing your boot out and slam it right into Bearded Pirate's groin. You feel something soft and delicate give away and Bearded Pirate's eyeballs almost pop out of his skull and his teeth clench in pain. With a wordless wheeze, Bearded Pirate drops the knife and just topples over. Well, that was easy. You glance over and see that most of the other pirates were still locked in a melee. You see Carly kick the Cyborg Pirate away and you quickly pull her back into cover behind a support pillar."Goddamnit! Should've seen this totally predictable backstab coming!" Carly groans. "Things would be different if I had bolts here! Thanks for the assist, by the way, Sis. You looked fuckin' badass coming down from the ceiling like that!""Well, Bolts and Tank aren't here so we have to figure this out on our own." You ignore Carly's compliment for the moment. "Is there a way out of here?""What? But the fun is just getting started!" Carly grins evilly. "Gotta kill every last motherfucker in this room!">Clean house>Escape>Other
>>48430455>>Clean house"SHADOW CLONES!"
>>48430455>>EscapeWell, normally, I would agree with cleaning house so they won't follow us, but it would just leave a huge fucking power vacuum amongst the pirates, and the chaos will eventually spread to civilized space.Plus, there may or may not be mutineers on the Long Claw.>>48430402I'm down for beaches and blue seas.
>>48430455>>Clean houseGotta make it quick.
>>48430455>Clean houseAye, Captain!
>>48430455"Fine, we'll clean house, but we're going to have WORDS after this!" You grumble as you double check your sidearm."Yeah, yeah." Carly rolls her eyes as she draws a sword. "Let's do this!" By this point, most of the pirate captains had been mopped up. Cyborg Pirate looks to have recovered, and appears to be actively hunting for Carly. There's a couple other pirates circling around, carefully eying each other to see who would make the first move. "Just like old times, huh?" Carly grins as she pats your shoulder and points to Cyborg Pirate. "How about we take out that fuckin' tin can over there?">Double Trouble>Clean up the small fry.>Other
>>48430617>>Double TroubleLet's mess them up!
>>48430617>Double TroubleI just realized that we're still dressed up lik Carly.
>>48430617>>Double TroubleBOOM BABY!
>>48430617>>Double Trouble>>48430636So what sort of rumours will spread from this? >"The Dread Captain Carly fights with the strength of TWO!">"Cpt. Carly cloned herself for her nefarious plans, in public AND private."
>>48430650"Captain Carly is actually two people! One working as a public face, the other plotting in the shadows!"
Rolled 14 (1d20)>>48430617"All right, let's do this." You nod as you fist bump your little sister. The two of you charge from around the pillar, and the Cyborg Pirate turns to face the new threat. Funnily enough, Cyborg Pirate hesitates upon seeing that he's being attacked by TWO Carlys! This leaves him completely open to a double team attack!>Roll 1d20
Rolled 10 (1d20)>>48430701
>>48430650"Cap'n Carly used genetic engineering on her clone: it's bigger and more deadly than the original. But a defect makes it claim it's her older sister."
Rolled 19 (1d20)>>48430701
Rolled 19 (1d20)>>48430701SNOW!
Rolled 20 (1d20)>>48430701Hohoho
>>48430713You fucker look at what you did>>48430714
>>48430718WHERE IS THAT IMAGE FROM
>>48430747Bro why are you yelling?What are you so excited for?Alsohttp://bato.to/comic/_/comics/kaguya-wants-to-be-confessed-to-the-geniuses-war-of-love-and-brains-r17274
>>48430755I needed almost that exact image, and hopefully there if more where it came from.
>>48430769>I needed almost that exact imageWhy would you need this image? You are just bringing up more questions
>>48430778Large breast shaming.
>>48430701CHOOSE THE FORM OF THE FINISHING MOVE>CLOTHESLINE>RIP AND TEAR>PILE DRIVER>DOUBLE DRAGON>Other
>>48430786Anon why do you need to breast shame, this is the question I want answered>>48430787>>DOUBLE DRAGON
>>48430787>DOUBLE DRAGON>>48430790To better explain why Ara ara is shit.
>>48430807>To better explain why Ara ara is shit.You ain't my nigga
>>48430807>To better explain why Ara ara is shit.What heresy is this?
>>48430787And in perfect unison, you and Carly both unleash a flurry of concentrated and synchronized blows against Cyborg Pirate, both your fists landing against Cyborg Pirate's chest at the same time, forcing the poor pirate back as he stumbles backward from the numerous blows. Finally, he backs up into the table, stopping his backward movement.You glance at Carly and she glances back. With a silent nod, you both whip out your feet, kicking Cyborg Pirate right int he knees to bring him down. However, you get the feeling that Carly deliberately chose the side where Cyborg Pirate WASN'T augmented. You probably broke or at least sprained a few toes when your boot meets steel instead of flesh. Nevertheless, Cyborg Pirate is brought to his knees, and both you and Carly aim devastating spin kicks slamming into the opposite sides of his head. There's a sickening CRACK, and Cyborg Pirate slumps to the ground, his augments still twitching. "Haha! We still got it, Sis!" Carly chortles as she hugs you."That's great and all." You grumble as you look around the room. It looks like the other pirates have pretty much finished each other off. "But I think we should get moving.""Right, right." Carly laughs. "I suppose we should-"And that's when the entire room rumbles, like an earthquake."Well, that's not good." Carly groans.>And that's it for tonight! As always, next thread is next week! And don't forget that this week's KanColle thread has been moved to Sunday!
>>48430935Thanks for the run, Merc. See you tomorrow.
>>48430935Thanks for running Merc.
Okay, these bits of 'serendipity' for Sam are starting to get rather noticeable.I wouldn't be surprised if people start to actually comment about our surprisingly almost inhumanely good fortune as if Lady Luck was watching over us.
>>48430975It's not lady luck, it's the genetically engineered psionic sneaking skills.
>>48430935Thanks for running.
>>48430935Good run Merc.