>>Previous threadshttp://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?searchall=dragonball+quest>>InformationThis quest, as the title suggests, takes place in the world of Dragon Ball. You're playing as a sixteen year old boy named Tofoo, and will adventure through the story of the Dragonball series alongside characters such as Goku, Yamcha, Bulma, Tien, and many others. Through your actions, you can make significant changes to the story, and perhaps even become the strongest fighter on Earth.>RulesAt the end of each update you'll have ten minutes to vote on options. Write-ins are allowed, but I do reserve the right to veto them.In the event of a draw, the option to receive the next vote winsRolls will be used on certain occasions, such as attempting a technique for the first time or attempting something extremely difficult. You will have three rolls, and if one succeeds, you succeed. There are no crits.Rolls are made AFTER an option wins, not during the voting processI hope everyone has fun.>Current Saga22nd World Martial Arts Tournament>>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8JwUGR9Sok
Rock anon a shit
>>48326834Lock the rock
>>48326841It really depends on the day whether I support Bulma or Lazuli
>>48326841Can't fight Ox King. Krillin has to face him
"Who are you?" you ask the three-eyed man in a polite tone."Tenshinhan," he answers. "The future winner of this tournament. You must be Tofoo."You tell him that you are Tofoo, and ask where Yamcha is."Winning his first match," Tenshinhan answers. "I just wanted to see what the fuss was about. I must say, I'm disappointed.""Hey, Tofoo came in second at the last tournament!" Krillin tells him."Yes, he came in second to a decrepit old man," Tenshinhan replies. "That's not impressive, that's pathetic."Goku stares at Tenshinhan and Chaozu for a moment before his expression turns to one of anger. "It is you," he tells them. "You two hurt Inoshikacho!"Tenshinhan smirks down at your friend. "So what?""He was your friend!" Goku shouts. "How could you two treat him like that?""Spare me," Tenshinhan answers. "Inoshikacho was just a thing."Goku glares at the three-eyed man, until he notices Chaozu staring at him with a blank, expressionless gaze.Chaozu hasn't said a word this entire time, and the way he looks at Goku is kind of unnerving.>A. Ask what he's staring at>B. Tell Tenshinhan that it sounds like he's just as bad as Roshi said>C. Tell Tenshinhan that only a fool gets this arrogant before the fighting even starts>D. Don't say anything>E. Ask how much stronger Yamcha's gotten>F. Go watch Yamcha fight>G. Something else
>>48326970>C. Tell Tenshinhan that only a fool gets this arrogant before the fighting even starts inb4 he says something like It's not arrogance its confidence
>>48326970>C. Tell Tenshinhan that only a fool gets this arrogant before the fighting even starts>A. Ask what he's staring at
>>48326970>A. Ask what he's staring at>E. Ask how much stronger Yamcha's gotten
>>48326970>>C. Tell Tenshinhan that only a fool gets this arrogant before the fighting even starts>>A. Ask what he's staring at
>>48326970>>F. Go watch Yamcha fightAnyone can talk shit. Lets go see someone actually fighting.
>>48327032"What are you staring at?" you ask. turning your attention to Chaozu. The small fighter doesn't answer, continuing to blankly stare at Goku, who looks more confused by the second. Finally, Chaozu raises a hand, pointing at your friend and uttering a single word."Midget."Goku is taken aback, clearly not expecting that from Chaozu. Honestly, with the way the painted boy was staring, you were kind of expecting something more substantial."Hey! That's not very nice!" Goku shouts at him."Midget," Chaozu repeats."I'm taller than you!" Goku protests.Chaozu answers by sticking out his tongue."Chaozu, you know it's rude to mock your inferiors," Tenshinhan lectures the smaller fighter."Only a fool gets this arrogant before the fighting even starts," you tell Tenshinhan.He chuckles. "Only a fool wouldn't be confident being surrounded by this many weaklings. Come, Chaozu, we should be fighting soon."The two of them turn and disappear into the crowd, with Krillin and Goku glaring after them."I think those jerks are overcompensating," Krillin says. "How much you wanna bet they don't make it past their first match?"Goku shakes his head. "No, they're really strong. I fought Tenshinhan before, and he almost crushed me.""Master Roshi spoke about the Crane Hermit to me and Gohan," Ox King tells the three of you. "He says that Shen is almost as strong as he is, and that his students can be very dangerous."You hear your number being called.>A. Head right for the ring>B. Something else
>>48327197>A. Head right for the ringTime to duel
>>48327197>A. Head right for the ringWhere are we in height now? Yamcha at the beginning of the series?
>>48327197>A. Head right for the ring
>>48327251>A. Head right for the ring
>>48327245Yes. But with more muscles.
>>48327222>>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Q4WsIDWI_EWithout another word to your friends, you approach the ring, hopping into it to find your opponent already waiting.He's a monster, and a rather large one at that. He stands on two legs, but his two front limbs look like they can be used to walk on as well. A long tail stretches behind him, and a single horn juts front the center of his head, which also has two large ears.The creature opens its mouth, and flames billow forth into the air."He looks strong," you hear Goku comment from nearby."That's Baragon," a familiar voice tells him.Glancing over your shoulder, you see Jackie Chun standing beside your friend. "He's competed in several past tournaments," Chun explains. "Rather successfully, too. But he's almost been disqualified several times for nearly killing his opponents. His flames have scorched many warriors, and those who taste them rarely fight again."The creature roars, and the official clears his throat."You may begin!">A. Attack the creature head-on (40)>B. Go on the defensive, but also be ready to avoid the fire (60)>C. Bear Shout (20)>D. Something else
>>48327382>A. Attack the creature head-on (40)Let's save showing off our techniques until later.
>>48327382>A. Attack the creature head-on (40)
>>48327382>>A. Attack the creature head-on (40)put our fist in his gut
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>>48327568>>48327566>>48327565>>48327563Well, that was close
>>48327568not off to a good start today, going go sacrifice some virgins to the dice gods.
>>48327614Somnius writes the Quest OP, so that's off the table.
>>48327565>>48327563>>48327566Not wanting to give Baragon the chance to hit you with his flames, you take the opportunity to launch the first attack.Dashing across the ring at top speed (as fast as you can go with your weighted clothes on), you give the monster a strong punch to the gut.Baragon roars in pain, falling forward and landing on all fours. You hop back to avoid being crushed, and the creature opens its mouth wide, sending flames billowing forth at you.You jump out of the way, and Baragon turns around, swinging his massive tail at you.>A. Avoid it (50)>B. Grab hold and hold on tight (40)>C. Kick it away (60)>D. Something else
>>48327703>>B. Grab hold and hold on tight (40)
>>48327703Get outta here Bowser
>>48327703>B. Grab hold and hold on tight (40)
>>48327703So long gay Bowser
Rolled 55, 69, 71, 9, 4 = 208 (5d100)>>48327749A Qualification round is a qualification round. you can't say it's only a half.
Rolled 81 (1d100)>>48327971>SO LONG GAY BOWSER!!!
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Rolled 56 (1d100)>>48327971dice gods here me!
Rolled 5, 3, 84, 44 = 136 (4d100)>>48327971Take only the 1st roll.The latter 3 are clearing the RNG up.
>>48327986>>48328000Double power bonus
>>48328023Feels good to be a gansgta
>>48327986>>48327991>>48328000Baragon's tail slams into your gut, but you grip onto it, keeping yourself from being knocked away.The beast roars and swings his tail around, trying to throw you off, but you hold on tight, refusing to let go no matter how hard he tries to make you.Finally, he attempts to slam you against the ground, but that just allows you to anchor yourself there. Baragon turns toward you, and you know he's about to use his fire breath.>A. Throw him out of the ring before he has the chance(40)>B. Bear Shout (60)>C. Let go, dodge, and go for his face (70)>D. Something else
>>48328077>A. Throw him out of the ring before he has the chance(40)
>>48328077>>A. Throw him out of the ring before he has the chance(40)lets get this over with
>>48328077>>A. Throw him out of the ring before he has the chance(40)
>>48328077>>A. Throw him out of the ring before he has the chance(40)Rip
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>>48328186If your a homosexual koopa, you have to go home. Sad!
>>48328192>>48328202>>48328203Spinning, you lift the massive creature off his feet. He attempts to shoot his flame breath at you, but by this point he's facing away from you, causing the fire to go uselessly into the air.You let go, and he goes flying away, crossing the room and crashing through the far wall, creating a sizable hole and sending him out of the building."Winner!" the official calls."That was great!" Goku says as you hop out of the ring."I wasn't sure you'd be able to lift that big thing," Krillin admits. "But you threw him away like it was nothing.""Well, someone's gotten stronger," a voice says from nearby.Turning, you find Yamcha smirking down at you. He looks similar to the last time you saw him, but now he's dressed in the clothes of Crane Hermit's students. "Good to see you haven't been slacking off," Yamcha comments. "I'd hate to beat you too quickly, it won't be fun unless I can take my time picking you apart.">A. Tell him to save it for the ring>B. Tell him you're sorry about what happened before>C. Tell him you talked to Puar>D. Tell him he's the one who's going to get picked apart>E. Something else
>>48328312>>B. Tell him you're sorry about what happened before
>>48328312>>A. Tell him to save it for the ring>D. Tell him he's the one who's going to get picked apart
>>48328312>B. Tell him you're sorry about what happened before>E. Tell him we'll give him his sword after the tournament.
>>48328312>>B. Tell him you're sorry about what happened beforebut>>D. Tell him he's the one who's going to get picked apart
>>48328312>B. Tell him you're sorry about what happened before>E. I also still have your sword its a Bulma's
>>48328312>A. Tell him to save it for the ring
>>48328403Puar is less relevant than Oolong, the only opinion that really matters is Dr Briefs
>>48328450Dr. Briefs is great, but>Shit talking OolongNot cool, man
>>48328450That's true.I mean, they already have a shapeshifter that becomes forgotten and useless after their initial appearance. Why have two?
>>48328476Hey, Oolong helped you with Colonel Silver's men, and saved your ass from Yamcha last tournament
>>48328475wasn't shit talking, just giving a comparison. Making a lotta assumptions there SOM
Rolled 27 (1d100)>>48328491How relevant is oolong, on a scale of 1 to 100?Let's let the dice decide!
>>48328491That's because you're not as much of a hack as Toriyama
Rolled 34 (1d100)>>48328531Oolong is 27/100 relevant.Hooray!Now how relevant is Yamcha?
>>48328536Pretty close though :^)
>>483284505 zenny says Dr. Briefs added a surround system on yamcha's sword while we were away with Lapis added a certain song to loop when ever its swung.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
Rolled 19 (1d100)>>48328531Let's roll to see how relevant Tofoo is
>>48328531>>48328551>>48328604These are all pretty accurate. Tofoo's is more when Saiyan BS starts happening though.
>>48328327>>48328342"I'm sorry about what happened before," you tell Yamcha.At first, the former bandit looks surprised, then he looks angry."You're sorry?" he snaps. "That's rich. Do you know how humiliating it was to get beaten by children over and over again? To have my things destroyed and stolen? To get disfigured?""Disfigured?" Goku asks."My tooth!" Yamcha shouts. "Remember?"He glares at you with absolute contempt. "You aren't sorry. Not sorry enough, anyway. But you will be. I'm going to rip you apart out there!""Save it for the ring," you tell him."Don't worry, I won't try anything before then," he assures you. "I want your friends and the public to watch you lose. I want you to be humiliated like I was. And when I'm done, maybe I'll take something of yours.""I still have your sword," you tell him. "You can have it back when the tournament's done.""Too little, too late," Yamcha tells you. "You aren't getting out of this one.""You couldn't even beat me last tournament," Krillin reminds him. "And Tofoo's way stronger than I was back then.""I'm counting on that," Yamcha tells him. "But it won't be enough. And just a warning, cue-ball. When I'm done with Tofoo, you and the monkey kid are next.">A. Tell him to leave your friends out of this>B. Just ignore Yamcha>C. You think you see Tenshinhan getting in the ring, go watch him>D. The Ox King's number was just called, go watch him fight>E. Something else
>>48328664>A. Tell him to leave your friends out of this>C. You think you see Tenshinhan getting in the ring, go watch him
>>48328664>B. Just ignore Yamcha>C. You think you see Tenshinhan getting in the ring, go watch him
>>48328664>>E. Something elseDamn nigga you salty. Still can't talk to women without them being 12?
>A. Tell him to leave your friends out of this
>>48328664>A. Tell him to leave your friends out of this>D.
>>48328664>C. You think you see Tenshinhan getting in the ring, go watch him>A. Tell him to leave your friends out of this
>>48328664>A. Tell him to leave your friends out of this>C. You think you see Tenshinhan getting in the ring, go watch him"Krillin, your father in laws match is coming up. Might be a good idea to watch in case you have to fight him."Lets see if he catches us pulling one over him like he does with us
>>48328664>B. Just ignore Yamcha>C. You think you see Tenshinhan getting in the ring, go watch himThe greatest insult to an enemy is to ignore them
>>48328697"Leave my friends out of this," you warn."They got themselves involved in this," Yamcha tells you. "I have scores to settle with both of them, you just take priority."Getting tired of Yamcha's threats, you look over at Krillin. "Your father-in-law's match is coming up. Might be a good idea to watch in case you have to fight him.""He's not my father-in-law," Krillin tells you. "Chichi and I haven't got married.""That sounds yummy," Goku comments."No, you dummy, marriage is-nevermind," Krillin sighs, going to watch the Ox King's match.Meanwhile, you see Tenshinhan stepping into the ring, so you decide to go and watch him fight.In the ring with the three-eyed fighter is a sumo-wrestler. The fat fighter throws a bunch of palm-strikes in the air, chanting to himself in a somewhat obnoxious voice. "Invincible! Invincible!"A fighter in black near the ring snorts. "They'll let anybody fight these days. What's this guy going to do, sit on him?"The sumo stops, turning toward the man. "Why don't you say that to my face?""Gladly," the fighter in black says as the sumo jumps out of the ring.The large fighter walks right up to him, and the fighter in black throws a punch that goes right into the sumo's fat belly before being pushed right out. The sumo hits him with his belly, and the fighter in black goes flying across the room."Well, that was strange," Goku comments."Yes, his large size is an advantage in this case," Jackie Chun says, coming to stand beside the two of you. "It causes most attacks to bounce right off of him."The sumo climbs back into the ring, and the official calls the match.Tenshinhan takes a crane stance, and the sumo crosses the ring, charging toward the other fighter.Tenshinhan wins the match in the span of a second, striking the sumo in the face with three punches and four kicks before the fat man even knows he's been hit.The sumo collapses to the ground, unconscious.>Continued
>>48328974You hear fighters murmuring around you, surprised that Tenshinhan won with a single punch. Apparently, they couldn't keep track of all of the attacks that were used.Chaozu floats over to Tenshinhan as the announcer calls the match, handing the taller fighter his shirt.The two of them step out of the ring and walk away, but not before Tenshinhan smirks in your direction."He's good," Goku comments."Yes, it seems Shen has trained this student well," Chun comments. "He will be a dangerous opponent indeed.">A. Ask Jackie how he's been>B. Tell Jackie you hope you get to fight him again>C. Go see if the Ox King's still fighting>D. You think you heard Krillin's number called, go watch him>E. Something else
>>48329035>>C. Go see if the Ox King's still fighting
>>48329035>A. Ask Jackie how he's been>B. Tell Jackie you hope you get to fight him again>D. You think you heard Krillin's number called, go watch him
>>48329035>>D. You think you heard Krillin's number called, go watch him
>>48329035>A. Ask Jackie how he's been>B. Tell Jackie you hope you get to fight him again
>>48329064>>48329129Are you a bad enough dude to beat Jackie Chun?
>>48329180Pretty sure we are, yeah.
>>48329064>>48329054"How have you been?" you ask Jackie."Oh, pretty good," he answers. "Life's pretty grand when you're the World Champion of Martial Arts.""Well, you might not be champion for much longer," Goku says confidently."Is that so?" Jackie asks."I hope I get to fight you again," you tell the old man."Yes, a rematch would be quite interesting," Chun agrees. "I'd be interested in seeing both of your progress."With Tenshinhan's match over, you decide to go watch the Ox King fight.Making your way over to the ring, you arrive just in time to see the great warrior throw an even larger opponent from the ring.As the official calls the Ox King the winner, you head over to the ring where Krillin is fighting. His opponent is a colossal man with red hair, and judging by the expression on the giant's face, he's less than impressed with Krillin.As the match begins, Krillin leaps into the air, only to be caught in the giant's massive hands. Krillin struggles, grunting in exertion and pain.The massive man laughs, squeezing harder and harder as Krillin continues to struggle. For him to be able to so completely overpower Krillin, he must be really strong.However, Krillin suddenly goes still, and smirks. "What did you think of that?" your friend asks. "Before I became a martial artist, I considered a career as an actor."He breaks free of the giant's grip and returns to the ground. The giant tries to grab him again, but Krillin grabs the giant by a single finger and throws him out of the ring.As the official calls the match, Krillin exits the ring and approaches the two of you."That was great," Goku tells him.Just then, Goku's number is called.>A. Congratulate Krillin>B. Go watch Goku's match>C. You see Chaozu entering the ring, go watch him fight>D. Go for a walk and see if you recognize anyone else>E. Go relax until your next match>F. Something else
>>48329180>>48329180Depends on the DC to suplex him out of the ring.
>>48329508>>D. Go for a walk and see if you recognize anyone else
>>48329508>A. Congratulate Krillin
>>48329512To suplex a fighter like Jackie Chun is no easy task, much less to do so in a way that takes him out of the ring wile leaving you in.
>>48329508>A. Congratulate Krillin>C. You see Chaozu entering the ring, go watch him fight
>>48329550Release German Suplex or an Exploder Suplex will leave us where we are and send him flying some.
>>48329508>F. "You'd still make a good one I think. You pretend to have a nose well enough.">B.
>>48329546>>48329644"You'd still make a good actor," you tell Krillin. "You pretend to have a nose well enough."Goku laughs as he runs toward the ring, and Krillin glares at you. After laughing for a few moments, you head over to watch Goku fight.As your friend hops into the ring, a dark-skinned man with an afro and dressed in yellow steps into the ring. He doesn't look particularly strong, or even particularly big."This guy doesn't seem so tough," Krillin says from beside you. "He really had some bad luck going up against Goku in his first match.""I'm afraid it's Goku who has had unfortunate luck," Jackie tells Krillin. "King Chappa is no ordinary opponent.""That's King Chappa?" Yamcha asks from nearby."Indeed," Chun confirms. "It's said that he once won a World Martial Arts Tournament without any opponent managing to land a single blow on him. I do not envy Goku this fight."In the ring, Chappa and Goku bow to one another. "The competitors get younger every year," Chappa comments. "At this rate, I will be fighting infants before long."Goku smiles, dropping into a fighting stance."You are very brave to get into this ring with me," Chappa compliments. "I will try not to hurt you too badly.""Thank you," Goku says."The first move is yours," Chappa tells your friend.Goku nods, then strikes, leaping across the ring and headbutting Chappa in the jaw.Chappa stumbles back as Goku lands. The older fighter rubs his jaw, then looks at Goku with a more respectful expression."I see, I have misjudged you," Chappa admits. "You are no ordinary little boy. This may be fun.">A. Tell the others that Chappa doesn't seem very strong>B. Goku's gotten much faster>C. Keep quiet and watch the match>D. You're pretty sure you know how this will play out, go watch Chaozu fight>E. Something else
>>48329863>>C. Keep quiet and watch the match
>>48329863>C. Keep quiet and watch the match
>>48329863>E. Ask Jackie what he knows about the Crane school
>>48329885>>48329897Chappa takes his turn to attack, but Goku manages to avoid or block every strike thrown his way.Goku counters with a kick, But Chappa manages to catch it, pulling your friend in for a punch.Goku kicks with his other leg, catching Chappa in the face and knocking him flat. Once again, the crowd is stunned.But, Chappa doesn't stay down for long. He's soon back on his feet, and looking rather angry."I did not expect to have to use this technique so soon," Chappa admits. "My famous eight-armed attack!"Chappa begins to quickly move his arms, doing so so fast that it creates the illusion of him having eight instead of two.He moves in on Goku, striking fast and putting your friend on the defensive. Goku's slowly driven back, and when Chappa throws a kick, Goku leaps into the air to avoid him.Chappa doesn't see him move, so he turns and asks everyone where he went. When someone in the crowd warns him that Goku's up in the air, Chappa smirks, preparing to strike your friend as he falls.Goku takes a deep breath, and at the last moment lets it out, managing to keep himself in the air a second longer, and avoiding Chappa's attack. Goku then gives a surprised Chappa a kick to the face, knocking him out cold.Your number is then called.>A. Congratulate Goku>B. Ask Chun what he knows about the Crane School>C. Go to your match>D. Something else
>>48330134>>C. Go to your match
>>48330134>B. Ask Chun what he knows about the Crane School>C
>>48330134>C. Go to your matchI have a bad feeling if we try to withstand the Tri-Beam like the Thunder Shock Surprise
>>48330134>>A. Congratulate Goku
>>48330251>even thinking there's a chance we vote to take a tri-beam to the faceWe're not COMPLETE morons
>>48330333Nice trips of truth, anon
>>48330181You make your way to the ring, hopping up to find yourself face to face with a man in a bad devil costume, and a matching red cape.>>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0U1nvw1S3IoThe man dances around, striking poses and making obnoxious sounds as if he's trying to hype up a crowd."Who's that guy?" Goku asks."That's Satan Man," Jackie says with a sigh. "He's in charge of the fighting dojo called Satan Castle. He's a decent martial artist but acts more like a showman.""You there!" Satan Man shouts. "I hope you're ready to eat some fist! Because that's what's on the menu today!">A. Please, stop talking>B. Defend from his attacks (20)>C. Charge him (15)>D. Evade his attacks (25)>E. Something else
>>48330390>B. Defend from his attacks (20)
>>48330390>D. Evade his attacks (25)
>>48330390>C. Charge him (15) "I'm not hungry"
>>48330390What's the DC to attempt to copy the Devilmite beam and use it on him as irony?
>>48330390>>D. Evade his attacks (25)
>>48330390>C. Charge him (15)"Nice costume, but Spike has you beat."
>>48330390>>B. Defend from his attacks (20)
>>48330452I would do it, because that attack would have great utility, but killing isn't allowed at the Budokai, so...>D. Evade his attacks
>>48330390>D. Evade his attacksMr. Satan deserves to be let down gently
>>48330546This isn't Mr. Satan
>>48330577Is it his master?
>>48330577You could have been more clear with that. Especially with the video you posted.
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>>48330640>>48330641>>48330644Satan man comes rushing toward you."Pitchfork Kicks!" he shouts as he reaches you.It's a pretty simple technique. First, he kicks at the left side of your head, which you easily avoid by leaning out of the way. Then, he kicks at the right, and you do the same thing. Finally, he kicks at your face, and you duck beneath it, spinning around and getting behind him."Not bad!" Satan Man admits, turning toward you. "But let's see how you do against my Devil's Death Barrage!">A. Attack before he can use his technique (10)>B. Block his technique (15)>C. Evade some more (20)>D. Something else
>>48330744>>A. Attack before he can use his technique (10)
>>48330744>catch him and suplex him
>>48330744>B. Block his technique (15)Let's see how long it takes him to tire himself out.
>>48330744>>C. Evade some more (20)float like a butterfly, motherfucker
>>48330744>>D.Counter him halfway through his technique and blow im out the ring
>>48330744>>D. Something elseCopy his Pitchfork Kicks but call them our DYNAMITE KICK! HA!
>>48330744>A. Attack before he can use his technique (10)
>>48330744>A.DC any higher if we want to swat him out like Cell did?
>>48330920Poor Mr. Satan. Let's do it.
>>48330920Let's do it
>>48330920DC to catch him and suplex him out of the ring
Rolled 80 (1d100)>>48330920I bet we fail this DC just to be le ironying
>>48330920This will give Mr. Satan such deje vu.
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Rolled 45 (1d100)>>48330953Rolling for Mr. Satan to transform into Super Satan.
>>48330964>>48330975>>48330976As Satan man comes running at you, you stand your ground, dropping into a defensive stance.He pulls back his arm to throw a punch, but he never gets the chance as you swat him out of the ring like a bug, sending him crashing through the ceiling and out of the contest hall.You step out of the ring, and find your friends waiting."What a goof," Krillin comments. "Too bad you didn't get a real opponent.""I thought he was funny," Goku tells Krillin.>A. Looks like Chaozu is fighting another match, you think you'll go watch him>B. Go watch your friends at their matches>C. Something else
>>48331098>>A. Looks like Chaozu is fighting another match, you think you'll go watch himPossibly see psychic powers
>>48331098>A. Looks like Chaozu is fighting another match, you think you'll go watch him
>>48331098>A. Looks like Chaozu is fighting another match, you think you'll go watch himTime to see what the other midget's got up his sleeve.
>>48331098>C. Something elseCan we go ask Jackie what he knows about the Crane school?Also, are brackets up yet?
>>48331098>>A. Looks like Chaozu is fighting another match, you think you'll go watch him
>>48331098>>>A. Looks like Chaozu is fighting another match, you think you'll go watch him
Jesus som, why do you have so many namefags in your quest?
>>48331203It's a good quest.
>>48331203Can I namefag too?>hashtag #lol is permanently banned for CP
>>48331220Thank you>>48331203Dunno, but I don't really mind it
>>48331253Thank you for the quest.
>>48331118You notice Chaozu hovering into a nearby ring, and decide to go see what the little fighter is made of.His opponent is a man in a black coat and wearing what looks like a witch's hat. He looks like he's in pretty good shape, and he doesn't seem particularly nervous, getting into a fighting stance without saying a word.The official calls the match, and as you look on in disbelief, Chaozu lifts off the ground, floating in the air. He's entirely motionless, with his hands at his sides and his expression blank, but suddenly, he moves forward.It's a strange sight, as he seems to just slide forward despite not being connected to the ground, coming up beside his opponent and throwing a kick at his face.The other fighter is taken off-guard, and the kick makes him take a few steps back, but he recovers quickly and throws a punch at Chaozu.The smaller fighter brings up his arms, blocking the punch but getting pushed back. The other fighter tries to take advantage, charging Chaozu, but the tiny fighter floats higher into the air, out of reach.As you look on, Chaozu raises one hand above his head, pointing at the ceiling. His finger becomes surrounded by a yellow glow."Dodon....."It can't be, can it?"..pa!" Chaozu shouts, firing a ray of yellow light down at the other fighter.The grounded fighter is too surprised to react, and seconds later, he lets out a scream as the blast strikes him, scorching his entire body.He collapses to the ground, and Chaozu floats back down, his arms returned to his side, and a smile on his face.>A. Ask if the man's alright>B. Comment that that technique reminds you of the Dodon Ray Tao used>C. Go check on your friends>D. Something else
>>48331432>B. Comment that that technique reminds you of the Dodon Ray Tao used
>>48331432>>B. Comment that that technique reminds you of the Dodon Ray Tao usedGoddamnit Tien, hurry up and find out about Tao
>>48331432>D. Leave silentlyWe should only tell Goku about the Dodonpa, and only then if he fights one of them. We don't want word getting out that we 86'd Tao, otherwise Shen will be all over our ass.
>>48331432>>D. Leave silently
>>48331432>D. Something elseAll rightGuy's obviously moving by NOT using his muscles. Like using magic or mind magic or psionics or ki or a wizard did it or somethingAs a result, dude can fly, and can move a bit unpredictably.Good thing we upgraded mothball (or whatever we ended up naming it) into controllable/homing mothball. That'll help a lot as an anti-air solution.
>>48331432>B. Comment that that technique reminds you of the Dodon Ray Tao used>C. Go check on your friends
>A. Ask if the man's alrightand>>48331456Also that
>>48331534>>48331518>>48331507>>48331500>>48331479>>48331456Afraid of Shen, anons?
>>48331547He's a shady motherfucker who I trust as much as Frieza.
>>48331456You turn away and leave. There's nothing you can do for that man now, and Chaozu's technique raised some questions you aren't sure you want answered.You spot Ox King kicking a man from the ring, Krillin punching an alligator man in the gut, and Goku effortlessly defeating another opponent."Attention, contestants!" a voice calls. "The first two brackets have been cleared. There will now be a brief recess. Food will be available in the next room.""Oh boy, food!" Goku shouts, rushing from the ring and making his way to the next room.>A. Go get something to eat>B. Go outside and talk to your non-competing friends>C. Go ask Chaozu about that technique>D. Something else
>>48331662>A. Go get something to eat
>>48331662>B. Go outside and talk to your non-competing friendsUnless we're really hungry or something.
>>48331662>A. Go get something to eatNeed to fill batteries.
>>48331592I trust Frieza more. He'll just keep sending stronger minions to kill you, until you kill them all and he'll try to straight up murder you himself.Shen won't be that straightforward.
>>48331716Freeza does prefer not to dirty his own hands. Crushing insects is beneath him.
>>48331741Frieza did nothing wrongDirty monkeys deserve to be euthanized
>>48331758They kind of did, but Freeza eradicated plenty of planets that probably didn't deserve it.
>>48331741Ha, implying ants can't beat a dinosaur.
>>48331741Where does Shen himself stand within the Crane School strengthwise? That being Shen, Tienshinhan, Chaozu, Yamcha, and Taopaipai.
>>48331777Anon, when ants battle a dinosaur, who do you think emerges the victor?>>48331780Tenshinhan>Shen>Chaozu/Yamcha>Tao
>>48331741Until you kill everyone he sent after you. Vegeta will try to straight up murder you too, though because he is too proud to let someone else do it, or scheme. Because schemes are for weak, pathetic fools.
>>48331758Destroying Planet Vegeta was pretty much the only good thing he did, he did uplift them to planet-conquering level in the first place though. The Ginyu Force did nothing wrong though.
>>48331797The ant that was smart enough to enter the dinosaurs ear.
>>48331780>TaopaipaiAnon, he's dead. We suplexed him straight to HFIL.
>>48331682Getting a bit hungry yourself, you follow Goku into the next room. Once you've gotten a plateful of food, you head to a table.Sitting with you are Goku, Krillin, Ox King, and Jackie Chun."I was watching your matches," Chun comments as the rest of you scarf down your food. "You all performed quite well.""Yeah, I don't think there's much chance of us losing," Krillin comments. "They should just go ahead and put us in the finals.""Krillin, that's an extremely foolish attitude!" Chun scolds. "Refusing to admit the possibility of failure is what will assure it."Goku and Krillin stop eating, staring at the old man."That sounds like something Master Roshi would say," Krillin tells Chun.Chun rubs the back of his head, looking around nervously. "Well, thank you, but I'm not Roshi, just an old warrior looking to impart a bit of wisdom on the next generation.""IDIOT, YOU CALL THIS FOOD?!"You and the others look over to see Tenshinhan holding a cook by the collar."Please, don't hurt me," the man pleads."After a long day of fighting I expect a decent meal," Tenshinhan tells the man, getting in his face.>A. Tell Tenshinhan he should go make one himself, then>B. Tell Tenshinhan to let the man go>C. Go back to eating>D. Watch>E. Something else
>>48331891>>A. Tell Tenshinhan he should go make one himself, then
>>48331891>tell Tien if he doesn't like his food we'll take it, because it is delicious
>>48331662>D. Something elseCan we talk to Jackie, Goku, and Krillin about possible counter(s) to the flight, dodonpa, and presumably telekinesis we've seen?
>>48331891>A. Tell Tenshinhan he should go make himself one, thenIs sassy Tofoo pan-seared?
>>48331891>A. Tell Tenshinhan he should go make one himself, then."Unless you think a little hunting is going to tire you out."
>>48331936"You should go make one yourself, then," you tell Tenshinhan, getting out of your seat. "Unless you think a little hunting is going to tire you out."Tenshinhan throws the cook aside, turning to face you, looking a little irritated. Chaozu sits in his seat, stirring some soup in a bowl."You have a really big mouth," Tenshinhan comments. "I can see why you're always getting into trouble. I've met a million weaklings just like you who think tough talk substitutes actual strength.">A. Tell him that he seems to be projecting quite a bit>B. Tell him that you're right here if he wants to find out how tough you really are>C. Tell him that the cooks are doing their best and he's acting like a spoiled child>D. Something else
>>48331891It's time to kick tenshin of the kitchenTime for a nap I'm a SOM protagonist who practiced a powerup moveI'm am hungry i want some lasaga
>>48332024>A. Tell him that he seems to be projecting quite a bit>D. Something elseYou know, we KILLED the last guy who was complaining about unco-operative dinner participants. By stabbing him in the nutsack.
>>48332024>A. Tell him that he seems to be projecting quite a bitHaa
>>48332024>A. Tell him that he seems to be projecting quite a bit>C. Tell him that the cooks are doing their best and he's acting like a spoiled child
Rolled 44, 66, 18 = 128 (3d100)>>48332032Enough with the chitchat, let's get some dice going
>>48332024>>C. Tell him that the cooks are doing their best and he's acting like a spoiled child
>>48332024>A. Tell him that he seems to be projecting quite a bit
>>48332024>A. Tell him that he seems to be projecting quite a bit>>C. Tell him that the cooks are doing their best and that he's acting like a spoiled childEven if Yamcha always hates us, at least Tien isn't that bad a guy after he stops being such a prick this arc.
>>48332066"You seem to be projecting quite a bit," you tell Tenshinhan.Chaozu stops stirring his soup, and the three-eyed fighter's eyes twitch with anger."What?!" Tenshinhan snaps."The cooks are doing their best, and you're acting like a spoiled child," you tell him."Who asked for your opinion, runt?!" Tenshinhan snaps. "That mouth of yours is really starting to make me angry.">A. Ask him why he doesn't do something about it>B. His attitude is making you angry>C. Tell him that you honestly don't care about his opinion>D. Something else
>>48332164>>C. Tell him that you honestly don't care about his opinion
>>48332164>C. Tell him that you honestly don't care about his opinion>>D. Meet Chaozu's gaze, if he's looking this way, we should be wary of him
>>48332164>>C. Tell him that you honestly don't care about his opinion>You seem to care about other people's opinions quite a bit though
>>48332164>C. Tell him that you honestly don't care about his opinionAnd state to him, verbatim:"I can see why you're always getting into trouble. I've met a million weaklings just like you who think tough talk substitutes actual strength."
>>48332164>C. Tell him that you honestly don't care about his opinion"If you got something to say, then speak with your fists in the finals."
>>48332164>C. Tell him that you honestly don't care about his opinion"Because I've beaten a million fighters who thought their skills somehow made them superior to everyone else."
>>48332194>>48332208>>48332210"I honestly don't care about your opinion," you tell him. "But, you seem to care quite a bit."Tenshinhan clenches his hands into fists."I can see why you're always getting into trouble," you tell him. "I've met a million weaklings like you who think tough talk substitutes actual strength. If you have something to say, speak with your fists in the finals.""You want to see strength, do you?" he asks. "Then why wait? How about we let our fists do the talking here and now?""Tenshinhan, calm down," Yamcha says, approaching the other Crane Students."Back off, Yamcha!" Tenshinhan snaps. "This little runt needs to learn a lesson.""I know he does, but I'm the one who's gonna teach it to him, remember?" Yamcha says. "Don't let him get under your skin. Remember, if you fight now, you'll be disqualified from the tournament."Tenshinhan scowls. "Fine, but give him a few extra hits for me out there."Yamcha chuckles. "No worries, I'm more than happy to give him some more pain."Tenshinhan chuckles. "Good, then let's go get ready for the rest of the preliminaries. Come, Chaozu."The three of them leave the tables, heading out of the room and away from you."That wasn't a wise decision," Jackie Chun says, approaching you. "You've already earned the wrath of one of Crane Hermit's students, now you've gone and put yourself on the bad side of all three.">A. You aren't afraid>B. Tenshinhan is a jerk, and you couldn't let him push people around>C. You don't think you've done anything to upset Chaozu>D. Go back to eating>E. Something else
>>48332372>B. Tenshinhan is a jerk, and you couldn't let him push people around>D. Go back to eating'sides we can just kill him outside the tournament when he inevitably tries to gank us.
>>48332372>A. You aren't afraid>D. Go back to eating
>>48332372>B. Tenshinhan is a jerk, and you couldn't let him push people around>D. Go back to eating
>>48332372Som stop writing all blurry and shit, Im' drunnk and don't have my glasses on.
>>48332372>>B. Tenshinhan is a jerk, and you couldn't let him push people around>>C. You don't think you've done anything to upset Chaozu>>E.Go do some training, we might need it
>>48332372>B. Tenshinhan is a jerk, and you couldn't let him push people aroundTime to murder Shen in his sleep before he sets his sights on us, Tien is shady right now, but still a pretty straightforward brute, Yamcha only cares about revenge, and Chaozu is basically a Puar that can fight for Tien, Shen is still the shifty head of the snake.
>>48332417Anon....here, have a waifu
>>48332435Holy shit look at those chichis on that chi-chi
>>48332426"Tenshinhan's a jerk," you tell Jackie. "I couldn't just let him push people around.""That's admirable," Jackie tells you. "But you need to understand when to pick your battles. Things have become much more dangerous for you now.""Come on, Jackie, Tofoo isn't scared," Krillin tells him."I know," the old man says with a sigh. "That's what worries me.""Hello!" a familiar voice says.Turning, you find yourself face-to-face with a competitor from the last tournament. Nam.>A. Say hello>B. Tell him it's good to see him>C. Stay silent>D. Something else
>>48332508>A. Say hello>B. Tell him it's good to see him"Is the river still flowing near your village?"
>>48332508>>B. Tell him it's good to see him
>>48332508>A. Say hello>D. Something elseDoes your village have water now?
>>48332508>>A. Say hello>>B. Tell him it's good to see him
>>48332508>A. Say helloWhat's your favourite song SOM
>>48332508>B. Tell him it's good to see him>>D. Inquire about his water situationSo there's five Turtle practitioners and three Crane students in the tournament? Interesting...
>>48332521Gimme a momentJust gotta find itAh here we go. Tits the size of houses.
>>48332562Three CraneThree TurtleOne Bear
>>48332584Right, right, Bear. And I suppose Chun isn't technically Turtle.
>>48332584>Three turtleWho?GokuKrillin... did Master Roshi show up and is hiding somewhere?
>>48332613Ox King>>48332612No, just because his cousin is Master of the Turtle School doesn't mean he has to be
>>48332613Don't forget Ox king
>>48332637Our dad was part of the Shotgun school and we haven't even used a gun yet.
>>48332523"Hello, Nam," you greet. "Good to see you.""And you as well," Nam replies. "All of you. I will always be indebted to you for helping my village.""Is there still water there?" you ask."Yes, we are fine now," Nam assures you. "This time, I have come for myself. I wish to test myself against the strongest fighters I know. It will be a great experience."You may have a lot of enemies to deal with in this tournament. But, you're still surrounded by friends, and that's always a good thing.>End UpdatesThat's all for tonight guys, hope you all had fun. Follow me @qmdralo to see when threads are up.And, as always, I'll stick around for a little while to answer questions and such
>>48332636Fun fact: The Turtle in Black & White can stunlock with his special move.
>>48332674I just realized how ironic this is going to be later.
>>48332674So how many people will be lining up to learn Bear style if we win the tournament
>>48332704What, Goku having nightmares about Lazuli killing Chichi?
>>48332674Thanks for running Som.
>>48332674Good thread SOM.Crane Yamcha actually seems interesting, props. Like the dynamic he's showing with Tien.Princess Gohan when?
>>48332674So whats the ranking on who wants to beat us more from Shen's school.Does he even know what happened to his brother?
>>48332714A good amount, but you'll be a little too busy to teach them>>48332735Thanks for participating, anon>>48332738ThanksNeverGoku will probably never have children the way things are going
>>48332757How many more times do we need to see the Dodonpa/Ray to have a shot at learning it?Also, he'll totally have a wife. We'll set him up with someone, or Princess what's her name will show up to drag him home.
>>48332757Why do you lie like that, SOM?
>>48332752Yamcha>Tenshinhan>ChaozuShen and Tao have not spoken in years. The last time they saw one another, they had a major falling out>>48332767You could try it whenever you want, but just picking it up won't be easyGood luck. You will have to push for Goku to get married, because Kami knows he will not do it on his own>>48332779You need to make it happen
>>48332757B-but my eugenics planTHIS IS UNACCEPTABLE HOW CAN HE BE THIS DENSEHES LIKE 16HASN'T HE EVER GOTTEN A BONERCOME ON SOM GIVE ME SOMETHING TO WORK WITH
>>48332790>Good luck. You will have to push for Goku to get married, because Kami knows he will not do it on his ownThen that's what we'll do once this Budokai is over. We will have the quest to get Goku laid.
>>48332790Why do you doubt we will?
>>48332818Anon....you know what comes next, right?>>48332813He doesn't really get it. He knows boys and girls look different and girls don't have balls, but that's about it>>48332823Good luck
>>48332790So would asking him to go visit suno and eighter and telling him going on a date with suno while he visits would make her, would he do it?What about the princess, seems the most naturally way of goku actually getting someone since he's dense.
>>48332862forgot to add *happy
>>48332842I'm sure there's time to get Goku laid between fighting the Mutant Namekians and trying to scoop the Dragon Balls out from under Lord Slug to revive Krillin. >>48332862Dude, we go on a date with Suno, and tell Goku it's a double date and ask if there's a girl who likes him.
>>48332862Suno has a crush on you and Goku, so getting her to go for Goku would be pretty easy.Same with Misa, she likes Goku because he's strong and saved her from marrying a demon. The girls aren't the problem, it's Goku.
>>48332842Can we use the dragon balls to get Goku a cute sayain girlfriend, or a cute human girlfriend...or a sex drive so he can find his own damn girlfriend
>>48332887Shenron can't effect anyone stronger then himself without their consent.>>48332883Lord Slug saga ain't for a while, anon
>>48332886Can we have Baba contact Bardock or wish him back or something and have him explain how to make babies to Goku? >"Babies are grown in Pods." >"Dammit, Bardock!"
>>48332886So its basically setting him up for a date or use the "Neji way" and push Goku to a girl as our dying wish if King Piccolo ends up killing us.
>>48332921Pay her ten million zeni>>48332927I guess. Again, he probably wouldn't ask a girl on a second date. He has no interest in romance.
>>48332921>not made by kicking a female in the stomachDo you fail Saiyan Biology 101?
>>48332915I don't know, I'm pretty sure it's Lord Slug next, Lord Slug. Who else could it be, Lord Slug?
>>48332915GOD DAMN IT IF SHENRON IS SO DAMN WEAK WHY CANT WE LEARN TO GRANT OUR OWN DAMN WISHES
>>48332946Honestly we have money from the Sleeping Princess, don't know if thats enough for it though.
>>48332948Relax, this one really is King PiccoloLord Slug will be in this quest, though
>>48332946I think we have ten million zeni. If not, I'm sure Dr. Briefs could loan us some walking around money. >>48332947But Saiyan Babies come from pods, it's proven. Goku was in one until he was three.
>>48332948The next arc is the Team Angle arc. Oh it's true. It's damn true.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JMXT-7BihQc
>>48332970>>48332973>Wasting money so Bardock can give Goku the talk>Not doing it yourself, or having Briefs do it
>>48332973>>48332947>>48332921Lies, lord Frieza told me saiyan baby's come from filthy monkeys.
>>48332971Pretty sure he's referencing Lord Slug Abridged, where everyone kept calling him King Piccolo.
>>48333000I know, that's why I told him to relax, Lord Slug isn't going to kill him because this really is King Piccolo
>>48332991SOM, there are some things that just need to be done by a father. This is one of them, and goddammit, we will make Bardock do some actual parenting in at least one quantum reality, so help me Super Kami Guru.
>>48332991The "Bird Vs Bees" Arc a classic of Japaneses story telling lost to the ages
>>48332991Oh come on it would be hilarious, bardock after all these years wondering what happened to his son, finally gets the chance to talk to him. Then he finds out he has to give him the talk and he hangs up.
>>48333014>Implying Bardock gave a shit about his son beyond that fact that Kakarot would carry on the legacy of the Saiyans>>48333015Indeed>>48333017A hilarious waste of ten million zeni indeed
>>48333029Depends on if we go by Dragonball Minus or not. Bardock actually seemed to care about Kakarot in that, to the point where he promised he'd come retrieve him if they survived against Freiza. It was kinda sweet.
>>48333029>>Implying Bardock gave a shit about his son beyond that fact that Kakarot would carry on the legacy of the SaiyansBut he did. He actually remembered who Kakarot was enough to come visit him when he was born. He completely forgot Raditz existed.
>>48332991>Dr.BriefsConsidering how he wished for his wife and daughters to remain young and pretty for the rest of their life's. He would be the best choice, gotta get Oolong along for the lesson plan as well.
>>48333029Bardock was a great husband and father who scarified everything to fight for his way of lifeHe a true hero
>>48333051Minus sucked>>48333071He was passing by on his way to a mission,s topped for half a second, and declared that Kakrot was pretty much worthless>>48333076Indeed>>48333078FUCK MINUS
>>48333105Minus may have sucked, but it is canon.
>>48333105Whats the dc to deflect the tri beam back at Tien.
We should contact Goku's dad and learn SCIENCE from him.He is a BRILLIANT SCIENTIST after all.
>>48333148Not in this quest, it ain't.>>48333154100>>48333162Ugh...
Rolled 80 (1d100)>>48333173
>>48333173To bad Gine still exists
>>48333215Fine, Gine exists, but that's it. Fuck minus, fuck minus, fuck minus
>>48333255So can we learn SCIENCE from Goku's dad?
>no DC given when I asked for it to suplex Satan ManIn the immortal words of Kurt Angle SOM,YOU SUCK!
>>48333255So if Gine exists that means she loves Kakarot, so we can call Bardock to make him do some parenting and Gine can back us up!
>>48333266No>>48333280no u>>48333301I can't believe I have to say this/ No, you are not making a telephone call to hell to give Goku the puberty talk
>>48333266We can learn the sweet science.>DB never had an Ali expy
>>48333280It would automatically win, obviously.
>>48333308Why not? It'd be fun.
>>48333308...has Suno had the talk already? Does she know the birds and the bees?What about Princess Misa?
>>48333323Because Dr. Briefs giving it would be funner.
>>48333327She understands the basics, yesYes>>48333323Anon! There will be plenty of Hell to deal with shortly>>48333343"You see, Goku old boy, women are a lot like junk food. They provide you with a few delicious minutes of joy, then slowly poison you from the inside until you die a shell of the man you once were. Also, like junkfood, they constantly get more expensive."
>>48333368>There will be plenty of Hell to deal with shortlySo King Piccolo is going to give Goku the puberty talk?
>>48333368Would Dr.Briefs give Tofoo the talk as well if we start dating his daughter?
>>48333398Well, Goku does learn a bit about penetration from King Piccolo>>48333405Possibly."The thing about my daughter is that she has a temper. So, when she gets all...Tights on you, and you need a place to go, come to my lab, we can listen to music and watch the twins test dangerous new vehicles. What? Oh, you're dating Bulma! Well, she's great, and there's no hiding from her. Good luck, my boy."
>>48333398King Piccolo: "Babies come from eggs that are spat out from the body. Observe little brat."Goku:"Wow, so you're not a yoshi, you're that bird Krillin and Tofoo were talking about... your a stork!"King Piccolo: "I'm not a bird you dolt! I'm a demon!"Goku: "Demon bird then."King Piccolo: "... Thats it enjoy your stay in Limbo."Goku:"Is this "Limbo" tasty?"Insert Namekian swearing
>>48332372Runt? We're as tall as Yamcha now right?
>>48333585As tall as Yamcha was, and you're still young.