Shinobi Quest #15This quest takes place within the lands of the Five Great Shinobi Nations (aka Narutoverse) starting roughly around the beginning of the original series. The world of this quest remains similar to the original, with slight but notable differences in certain areas, based upon the passage of time from a single slightly altered event. (It’s a goddamn Naruto Quest, you bastards. Have fun, participate, and write in when you feel inclined. Most of the outcomes of this quest will be determined by you, the players. Critiques and questions are always welcome, as my knowledge of the weeby shit is not all encompassing.)http://pastebin.com/WiPdCqLHPrevious Threads: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Shinobi%20QuestLast thread, Tsuki Norihime met up with Teams Guy and Kakashi, along with her own Team, as they prepared to head out on the next mission: to assist the Land of Hot Springs with putting down some armed militants near the border between them and the Land of Frost. After exchanging pleasantries, Teams 7 and Guy set out, heading to the Valley of the End. Once there, the party set up camp for the night.
A loud shout and the sound of crashing water awakes you; you stumble from your tent, not entirely awake…“What IS all this noise? We girls need our beauty rest, after all…” you grumble, noting that the other three girls are just as groggy as you are.The sun is just now beginning to rise- and that’s when you locate the source of the noise- Guy and Lee, in trucks, meditating under the waterfall. Guy is composed, but Lee shivering and complaining about the cold. “Haha! Morning ladies!” Guy says, shooting out a thumbs up from his meditative pose. “Don’t mind us, just doing a little morning meditation! To strengthen body, mind, and soul! You, of course, are more than welcome to join us!Itachi and Sasuke, who apparently had just woken up as well, appear shortly afterward; hair disheveled and sharing the same grimace towards Guy and Lee.You….1. Join them! Training of the mind is exactly what you need to wake up!2. Grumble and go clean yourself up. There’s no getting back to sleep now….3. Go ahead and strike camp. When these two stooges are done, we can head out, making good time.
>>47844386We need to be the Queens squad when we grow up.
>>47844407>2. Grumble and go clean yourself up. There’s no getting back to sleep now….
>>47844407>1. Join them! Training of the mind is exactly what you need to wake up!
>>47844407>2. Grumble and go clean yourself up. There’s no getting back to sleep now…Make sure theres a good warm fire ready for them upon their return, maybe wash our face with some cold water to wake up though. Have the rest of the camp ready to leave.
>>47844407> 3. Go ahead and strike camp. When these two stooges are done, we can head out, making good time.We're already awake, might as well start doing something productive.
I've been unable to participate in any of the last threads because of time zones. I've got lots of errands to run tomorrow but it will also be sunday.I just don't care anymore I have to coin in my two cents about puppetgate.
>>478444071. >Join them! Training of the mind is exactly what you need to wake up!A key part to leading a village is to have people like you
>2. Grumble and go clean yourself up. There’s no getting back to sleep now….This method doesn't look like it's got very much backing it up.
>>47844407>4. Snicker at Sasuke. He's like a miniature Itachi.
Two comes out ahead. Tsuki isn't much of a morning person....Writing.
You grumble incoherently and head back to your tent. Nori seems to have already went back to sleep- she’s snoring peacefully inside her makeshift domicile. Lucky.You take the time to change out of your sleepwear, and actually put on your regular outfit and strap on your ninja tools. After dressing and taking a free moment to splash cold water on your face to wake up, you flop down inside your tent and crack open a ration. They certain aren’t Maru’s cooking, but you imagine you’ll be back in civilization soon enough- a day or two living on these things won’t kill you. After about an hour, Guy and Lee emerge from their “training” and begin to strike their camp. You rise and begin to follow suit- only to see that Nori is still snoring away on the floor of her tent. You could wake her, or….1. Wake her. No time for pranks right now.2. Dump some cold water on her. Time to wake up!3. Make sensei wake her.>Write-in
>>47844777>1. Wake her. No time for pranks right now.
>>478447771. Wake her. No time for pranks right now.
>>478447773. Make sensei wake her seductively
>>47844777>1. Wake her. No time for pranks right now.if it takes to long we can still get the water.
>>478447774.Wake her by putting food in her mouth
>>47844777>1. Wake her. No time for pranks right now.Hold a ration under her nose.
Rise and shine, Nori.Writing.
>>47844852gotta remember that one for next time, might cost us a hand though.
You ponder over potential stratagem for waking her- but you really don’t have time for some of the more complex ones. You walk over to Nori and start nudging her with your foot.“Nori. Up. You need to eat before we leave- sensei and the others are already striking camp-”She responds by snoring aggressively at you.“Ugh, you uncultured barbarian. Here.” you growl, opening a ration and setting it next to her face.You see the nose pick up on it first- followed by her eyes opening just a peek.“You couldn’t bribe with me with something better? I figured of all of us, you’d have something better than the standard rations…” she pouts.“Not today. I’ll treat you to food back in the leaf. Now, up!” you say, offering her your hand.“Heh, that will be your last mistake, princess!” Nori responds, letting you help her up.She quickly grabs the ration, and downs it in a fluid series of motions… disgusting.She then runs off towards the stream- probably to wash her face.With that done, you turn to disassemble your tent- and easy enough task.Once Sakura, Hinata and yourself have finished, the lot of you bring the packs over towards the remains of the boy’s camp, since Lee and Guy have volunteered once again to carry themIn the distance, Nori rushes to disassemble her tent.The sun is well above the horizon, and you’re feeling good. Is there anything you’d like to do or say before heading out?1. Yes! (Who/What)2. Nope! Let’s head out!
>>47845018>2. Nope! Let’s head out!
Neji a shit
>>47845018>2. Nope! Let’s head out!Time to go to the next mission that goes horribly wrong
>>47845018>1. yesWe're leaving the leaf territory, time to walk in formation
>>47845018>2. Nope! Let’s head out!Time to head for the fan-fece-intercept.
>>47845018>2. Nope! Let’s head out!Maybe just chuckle when we walk past Sasuke, you and your brother have the exact same morning face, it's adorable.
>>47845047Sasuage wurst boy
Autobots, roll out!Writing.
Best potential husbando: ShinoBest potential yuri target: Tenten
>>47845248>Best potential yuri target: TentenThats not how you spell Haku
>>47845248I semi-agree with you about Shino but yuri?
>>47845248Tenten is only good for Ninshu!
>>47845248Boo.Clearly it's: Lee and Nori
>>47845340>Lee and NoriThey're perfect for each other! Great idea, Anon.
>>47845340>Wants to risk our kid not having chakraCome one now anon
>>47845340>beauty and the (green) beast>beauty and the (genderswapped chakra) beast II electric boogaloo
>>47845382>>47845377You know you want it.
>>47845397No I don't what I really want is Kankuro and Nori
>>47845419>Eddie Murphy in a gif labeled Will Smith.
After finalizing all the camp cleanup, the party of Teams 7 and Guy head out once more. As much as you hate mornings, there’s definitely something about this- rising at dawn, traveling through the countryside- that warms you to it. The brisk morning air, the sun on your face- you feel alive!Your travel through the remainder of the Land of Fire is uneventful. This area is pretty remote- far from both the Capital and Konoha, this frontier stretches as far as the eye can see.Even as your group approaches what Itachi-sensei says is the border of the Land of Rice Fields, you don’t really see any concrete differences. You can see the fields in the distance, but otherwise it’s just the extension of the surrounding environment.Eventually, though, something catches your eye. What looks to be a small village in the distance- north of your current path of travel. As you continue to head west, the tree-line thins, and you can see it even clearer. Smoke.The party stops, momentarily. Hinata and Sakura look concerned, while Nori just looks angry. Lee is straining to hear something, whilst Itachi and Guy begin to discuss the plan. Sasuke is relaxing against a tree.About the same time, you and Lee hear it- screams. That village is being attacked! You turn to Itachi- only to see him frowning at the smoking shape in the distance.“We aren’t to get involved. It’s none of the Leaf’s business, and they haven’t hired us to intervene. We’d heard reports of widespread chaos descending throughout the Land of Rice Fields, and this confirms it. What is the Daimyo doing….?”You…1. Agree. We cannot afford to get involved.2. Disagree. Those people need saving.3. Aren’t sure. Look to the party to gauge reactions.>Write-In
>>47845468>1. Agree. We cannot afford to get involved.Unplanned actions got our last sensei killed.
>>47845468>1. Agree. We cannot afford to get involved.but>4. Shouldn't we reconnoiter to make sure our targets have not moved around more than expected though?
>>47845468>4. gather INTELWhat if this is the doing of our targets, just not where we suspected them to be?Of course we don't take action.
>>47845468>2. Disagree. Those people need saving.Leaf nin or no, people are dying when we are in a position to do something. What would our father and Ebisu think if we just left them to die?
>>478454681. Agree. We cannot afford to get involved.Its not our problem that they can't control their own people and if we help them then they will never solve their problems on their own
>>47845468>1. Agree. We cannot afford to get involved.
>>478454681. Agree. We cannot afford to get involved.
>>47845468>1. Agree. We cannot afford to get involved.This isn't our fight, even if we feel bad about it.
1. Wins. Subvote- should some of you got to gather intel? Not to get involved, but to be able to further the Leaf's knowledge of what is befalling the Land of Rice Fields?1. Yes.2. No.
>>47845703>1. Yes.Us and Hinata keep the hot heads who will want to jump in out of this
>>47845703Yes. Ask itachi to go with our clone and sasuke
>>478457031. Yes.But let's not bring Nori along for that ride.
>>47845703Yes. Itachi, shadow clone, and either sasuke or hinata
>>47845751Yeah she has the disgusting disease empathy and a desire to save lives. Terrible nin.
>>47845765This isn't moody sausage from the original timeline, he might try and jump in>>47845775Boo hoo maybe the land of Rice should deal with its own problems instead of relying on us to solve them, if the mist did this then Eibsu would still be alive
Sounds like a resounding yes.Writing.
>>47845805So because the leadership is all fucked up the villagers who have nothing to do with that should just be killed?Interesting mentality.
>>47845857So we should stop and help out everyone in trouble we ever run across robbing them of their chance to overcome their own problems and grow from them?
>>47845882>robbing them of their chance to overcome their own problems and grow from them?Can't really grow if they are dead anon.
>>47845882Dat Closed Fist philosophy. 'So what if your mother and father got killed, you should have been stronger kid, git gud.'
>>47845882Maybe but that won't work if they're dead.
As the group begins to ready itself to leave, you speak up.“Sensei- shouldn’t we go gather intel? Not to get involved, of course, but so that we can learn more about what’s happening? The Hokage will surely appreciate knowing what’s going on in the neighboring land…”Itachi and Guy turn to each other- something unspoken passing between them. The both nod, and turn to you.“Very well. I will head to the village to take a look. Guy will stay here. If any of you are skilled in stealth, feel free to accompany me.” Itachi says, casting a forlorn look towards the smoke in the distance.“Sensei, I can utilize the Shadow Clone technique- I would like to accompany you. I can simply release the clone if something happens.” you respond quickly.“Very well. I’ll take one other, while the rest of you remain with Guy.”You...1. Ask Nori to come along.2. Ask Hinata to come along.3. Ask Sasuke to come along.4. Ask Lee to come along.5. Ask Sakura to come along.
>>47845882File Kreia, we'll leave them to die.
>>47845967>6. Do nothing. Whoever volunteers, volunteers.
>>47845967>1. Ask Nori to come along.
>>478459672. Ask Hinata to come along.She won't cause a fuss and try and jump in to play hero>>47845901>>47845953If they die they should have done better
>>47845967>3. Ask Sasuke to come along.
>>47846001>If they die they should have done betterI see you are channeling your inner canon Sauce.
>>47846007Switching to Hinata.
>>47845967>2. Ask Hinata to come along.
>>478459673. Ask Sasuke to come along.The other team may need Hinatas eyes more
>>47845967>>47845994thisand as much as we want to help it might put the mission in danger, so we don't, it might not be the moral thing to do but in our case it is the "right" thing to do.
>>47845967>Ask Lee to come along.
>>47844478>ErrandsLaze, is that you?
Hinata pulls ahead. Let's break the cutie even further, folks.Writing.
>>47846204>Let's take our most sensitive friend who has 360 degree x-ray vision to watch a whole village get slaughtered up close and personalSurely nothing can possibly go wrong!
>>47846345Gotta break her down before we can build her back up as our partner in ROOT
“Hinata, would you mind coming along? Your Byakugan will be invaluable so we can stay out of the enemy’s sight.” You ask.She seems a bit distracted…“E-eh? Sure. I’ll keep you and Itachi-sensei safe.” Hinata says, obviously trying to calm herself.After a moment, you spawn out a Shadow Clone- you’re getting pretty confident your ability to do this now, and it’s becoming easier to do. After forming up the clone, it nods to you, and Itachi and Hinata depart with it in short order. You sit and focus on maintaining the clone- not out of necessity, but you’d rather not have it break until they’re almost back. As you maintain focus, Sasuke comes over and sits next to you.“Shadow clone, huh? Another surprising technique you know. I doubt brother taught you that one, either. You’re definitely hiding something…. Although, I suppose it’s not any of my business. Yet- if I need to take you down in the exams, then it’s my business.” he says, looking in distance.He turns to you, and smiles. “Try to keep up, Princess.”You blush a little, but otherwise shrug him off, focusing on your meditation.You hear a crash- an explosion? You’re unsure, and you clone hasn’t dissipated yet. You always end it early- no, no. You trust your own judgement, figuring the clone would choose to end itself to bring knowledge back to you. Your party wait a while- each moment agonizing in it’s pacing. Finally, you feel the telltale rush of chakra that signals the return of your clone.It’s memories flood into you….(Cont.)
>>47846374>>47846451>merciless dead-inside killer HinataInteresting...
Akatsuki, AKA: Tsuki.They don't want you to know the truth!
It’s memories flood into you….Fire. Fire surrounds you as you, Itachi-sensei are hiding within bushes on the outskirts of the burning village. Hinata’s byakugan is active, and she’s counting off hostiles.“Sixteen- no, Seventeen. Seventeen hostiles, making their way around the village, Sensei. They’re… monstrous. Horns and hard skin- eyes like fire and death. Are they even human?” Itachi’s face is very grim- you can tell being amongst this slaughter is affecting him, even he’s trying hard to not to show it. You can hear them yelling and shouting- exulting in the slaughter they are bringing to these people.You hear something else- an old man, standing up to one of the monsters.“You fiends! Just leave this village be! We’ve done nothing to you! We just wanted to live in peace….”
“Old man.” It’s voice sounds like churning gravel. “The time of you and yours is over. We bring you pain and death- and in this, rebirth! You should all be thankful! Lord Orochimaru, in his kindness and foresight, has come to grant you death before the coming rebirth of this land!”“What?” you hear the old man sputter. “You cannot possibly mean to- aaaagh!”You hear a sound, wet and squelching. Hinata gasps, and covers her mouth.“This land will bow to Lord Orochimaru! This land… will be under his protection! Now, and forever!” the monster speaks.As more monsters file into the nearby area, Itachi decides it’s time to leave.“We need to go. This is plenty of information, and we’d cannot risk them finding us. Tsuki, saty behind and pop the shadow clone if they come close to finding you.” Sensei says, his eyes filled with sadness.As him and Hinata take off back towards the group, you hear them continue to shout.“For Lord Orochimaru! For the Land of Sound!” a monster yells.“FOR LORD OROCHIMARU! FOR THE LAND OF SOUND!” echo a hundred voices in unison.You peek your head out of the bush, only to see the body of the old man before. His chest has been caved in, blood leaking freely into the ground from his corpse.In this moment, your clone decides to end itself- sending it’s memories to you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5FeKFKLvwAMusic for feeling.
>>47845101ah, here it is
>>47846759Well, this isn't good at all.
>>47846759Should have been stronger old man
>>47846871so what exactly do you think would have happened if we had gone with the intention to help, smartass?
>>47846912I was being serious
>>47846927I think being strong doesn't matter when you're against magic. What did you expect him to do, punch a Curse Seal monster to death?
By the way folks I was thinking, with Tsuki going ROOT mode I was thinking how baout we play this smart..no dumb armed coups, no need for the cliche stuff. Let us do what all great conspiritors do, show the people a word in chaos, show the people of the village the anarchy and madness so they turn to those strong handed leaders like Danzo for helphave their fear lead them to us. Orochimaru is a perfect example for this cause.
>>47846976Sounds cliche already. I rather we go with the trade empire route.
>>47846976Problem with that is that we seem warlike to the other villages and they might band together to destroy us, its smarter for the mean time to control things behind the scenes like a true puppeteer
>>47846957I'm not that guy and I disagree with him, but those Norihime brand firearms are looking like a good start don't you think?All available for the low-low price of 130% normal. What? Demand suddenly sky-rocketedNote to self, sky-rockets.
>>47846976When has she gone ROOT mode? All she has done is get some Release training. The philosophy hasn't been drilled into her head.
>>47846976Just need to build up Danzo's or some figure heads reputation for cool headed competent leadership while showing minato to be a hot headed fool, since orochimaru seems to have the chaos covered.
>>47846994Agreed Trade empire is the way to go.
>>47846976Sounds like shit.>>47846994Sounds much better
>>47847026hooray for battle droids, wait wrong universe.
>>47847004>Note to self, sky-rocketsWait a minute...Did we just solve the Sky Pirate defense conundrum?
Returning from your memory haze, you feel something wet strolling down the right side of your face- a tear? Were you crying?Surely not….You turn to the group, who are looking at you, very concerned.Before they can say anything, Hinata and Itachi arrive. Hinata looks shaken, and doesn’t speak.“Team, we’re leaving. I’ll be behind you- I need to send a message to the Hokage immediately. Tsuki, it was good that you had us check- this matter is much more serious than we originally thought.” Itachi says.Guy leads the rest of you west, toward the Land of Hot Springs. As you run, you Itachi-sensei release some sort of dark bird, made of Chakra. It flies off into the distance- quickly out of sight. Once this is complete, he turns and rejoins the group.You all run- keeping a much faster pace than before. Your mind is filled with questions- what were those things? Who is Orochimaru? Now is not the time to ask, of course, but these questions rage in your mind like a storm- it’s hard to focus on anything else.By nightfall, you have reached Yugakure- the final stop on your mission. This is the closest major settlement to the frontierlands in which your targets await. Unfortunately you don’t have time to rest in the town’s famous hot springs- not now, at least. Guy-sensei promised you all a small vacation here after the mission was over- at least you have that to look forward to.As you all settle down in the inn for a night’s rest, you find sleep difficult. Worries about the mission and your unanswered questions churn in your mind, keeping you awake.You…1. Find Itachi-sensei. You need to talk.2. Talk to Hinata. You’re worried about her experience.3. Force yourself to sleep. The mission comes first.>Write-in.
>>47846994So then, spreading guns (or kunai launchers whatevs) and just generally fueling arms races or what? Not too well read on economic empire building here.
>>47847061>2. Talk to Hinata. You’re worried about her experience.>>47847068Besides weapon, we need to diverse in our business. Like normal goods and such.
>>47847061>2. Talk to Hinata. You’re worried about her experience.
>>47847061>2. Talk to Hinata. You’re worried about her experience.Were the team mom pretty much, gotta make sure everyone's ok
>>478470611. Find Itachi-sensei. You need to talk.Impart some anbu wisdom on us
>>478470612Hinata is kinda fragile. We need to help her harden
>>47847084So, silks, spices, commodities, what else for the naruto-verse specifically though?
>2. Talk to Hinata. You’re worried about her experience.Comfort her and get closer, we need the team functional for the mission>1. Find Itachi-sensei. You need to talk.Once we tuck in Hinata lets go chat with Sensei, tell him we'll take care of Hinata's side of things.
>>47847142Chakra metal if we can find a way to cheaply get it can net us big bucks
>>47847061>>47847149This. We won't sleep right anyways. The mission does come first, but sleeping and ignoring psychological stress of a team mate aint one of them.
>>47847142Yes and Norihime brand clothes, fans, adult toys, and books! Though, we would need to work with Father first.
Team Mom'ing it up.Writing.
>>47847177Don't forget Norihime brand instant noodles.
>>47847193To be like a mini-China but we have high quaily stuff.
>>47847203Yes.Norihime = Quality
>>47847231Get Tenten in on this, quality control and sub contracting
>>47847193>>47847203>>47847231We need some product placement, every mission should open up new markets and customers. We need brand-name everything, cover all our gear in logos, and keep a storage scroll of free samples to give out!
>>47847231>Norihime = QaulityFixed.Built in obsolescence!
>>47847316DAMN YOU FORD!
>>47847312Tsuki isn't a whore anon let the quality of us and our gear be the advertisement
>>47847312Not yet. We will have to create the products.>>47847337That's why we will pay struggling models and ninjas to advertise for us.
>>47847358>Not yet. We will have to create the productsThats the last part of any business first we need a catchphrase that people will always associate with our product>Our deals are Stellar
>>47847358>We will have to create the products.>create productsOr we can just built a brand reputation and then sell the rights to use our branding to independent manufacturers. Think of it as a Norihime seal of approval, we don't need to make it.
>>47847379>Our deals are StellarNice.
>>47847379nah don't want to use that one till after the reveal... actually if we use our release during the chunin exams where many other villages are watching... it might work well as a catch phrase...
>>47847379>Our deals are StellarSHINING DISCOUNTS!
>>47847399Were only 10 anon this isn't going to really be a thing until Shippuden
>>47847379>>47847390>Shoot for the moon and reach the stars
Tsuki after we achieve our dreamsAlso, if any kind drawfag would draw her like this, that would be awesome.>>47847416Though we were 12?
>>47847399Watch out for the rising star of konoha!
You guys are something else, your players are great Wargle. Puppetfags grudgingly included.
You hop down out of bed- and head to the room Hinata was sharing with Nori. You knock twice on her door, and Nori opens it, looking relieved.“Hey princess. Hinata’s pretty shaken up- I’ve been trying to get her to talk about it, but she won’t.” she says, looking concerned.You walk over to Hinata- and forgoing any formality, you just give her a hug. She flinches for a moment, then returns it. The two of stand there for a moment, just hugging each other tightly. After a moment, she begins to cry.“It’s ok, Hinata. Let it out.” you say, patting her on the back as she lets it out on your shoulder.Eventually, she breaks the hug, eyes puffy but otherwise tear-free.“Thank you, Tsuki-hime. I’d never seen such… death, before. Such destruction, disregard for human life…. I was so shocked at first I didn’t know how to react- and images of the scene are still filling my mind. It’s awful.” She says, eyes downcast.“She kept saying they were monsters… surely she’s exaggerating, right? You some them, didn’t you?” Nori asks, looking a bit lost.“I didn’t see any of them- but I heard them, and saw what they could do. No human caves in a man’s chest like that. It looked like he’d been hit by a cannonball. They certainly didn’t sound human either.” you respond, still looking at Hinata.“That would explain why Itachi-sensei was so adamant about sending a message to Dad, then, if we have monsters lurking on our borders.” Nori ponders aloud.“No, I don’t think that’s it.” you retort. “We didn’t leave until after we heard the name of their leader- Orochimaru. Only then did we escape. It’s not a name I recognize, though. Do either of you?”Hinata and Nori both shake their heads, and a prevailing silence fills the room.
>>47847449Quoted the wrong guy. You meant to quote >>47847420But yes, we are 12.
>>47847384We are not ninja Donald Trump. unless danzo has us start going full "remove uchiha", then yeah maybe we can make the leaf great again
You…1. Go find Itachi-sensei. There’s too much you don’t know.2. Stay with Hinata and Nori- your presence seems to have calmed Hinata down a bit.3. Return to your room and sleep- you still have a mission tomorrow, monsters or no.
>>47847508>1. Go find Itachi-sensei. There’s too much you don’t know.
>>47847500Ninja Elon Musk>>47847508>2. Stay with Hinata and Nori- your presence seems to have calmed Hinata down a bit.
>>478475081. Go find Itachi-sensei. There’s too much you don’t know.Intel Intel Intel Intel Intel
>>47847508>2. Stay with Hinata and Nori- your presence seems to have calmed Hinata down a bit.
>>47847508>2. Stay with Hinata and Nori- your presence seems to have calmed Hinata down a bit.Shadow clone for info
>>47847508>2. Stay with Hinata and Nori- your presence seems to have calmed Hinata down a bit.Sleep in Hinata's bed make sure she is rested up. We can talk to Itachi later. Keep the team operational for this mission
>>47847474Only the best, anon.Tsuki wouldn't accept anything less.
>>47847508>>47847545>>47847556Combo these. Just lay with her comforting till the clone pops then sleep.
>>47847514Ninja Steve Jobs. Just slap our logo on EVERYTHING and charge a 300% markup! >Norihime Water
>>47847566If Tsuki makes it to Shippuden, will she have like her own posse and/or group of lieutenants that are super loyal to her?May or may not be similar to Danzo or her version of ROOT that acts as the dark side of Norihime Industries.
>>47847508>2. Stay with Hinata and Nori- your presence seems to have calmed Hinata down a bit.we'll save the pointed questions for after the mission, preferably when we can grill minato at the same time.
>>47847610i'm picturing hinata in a men in black get up tossing a business card like a shuriken
>New ROOTTsuki acting as active leader under Danzo's subervision.>Four LieutenantsHinataShikamaruHaku (if he makes it)_____?
Staying with Hinata.Writing.
>>47847685>_____?LeeNobody will ever suspect it!
>>47847685I would love it if we could get either Shino or Kankuro
>>47847713...Shino already has met Danzo and almost had a pal taken by ROOT.
You know some day in the future if we do take the whole ROOT path and do some shit, some day we are just gonna bump into Shikamaru or Shino or Sauske and they are gonna give us this dead pan look saying "bitch I know your up to something"
>>47847740Pocket Itachi, Angsty Edition?Failing that, or perhaps preferably, I understand Haku's in need of somewhere less awful than the Mist.And we can at least do better than that.
What clothing is Tsuki wearing again?
>>47847778Our mission is ensuring the consolidation of vital clans in the Leaf.We'll be finding ideal women for each of them and shipping harder than dad's trade conglomerate.
>>47847778I think ROOT should just be a business tool for us. We will need to do some shady deals eventually.
>>47847778If we can net the support of the Uchiha and Hyuga clans then it doesn't matter what anyone thinks.
>>47847837We should be the other way around using our business to support ROOT and give us more power over the nations and keep Konoha on the top
>>47847877Nah. ROOT will be OUR tool. Not the other way around. Konoha will be on top regardless.
>>47847877ROOT is a servant and Tsuki is the mistress.
>>47847837We can use mindbroken ninja slaves for sweatshot labour!>Take ROOT out of the darkness as a popular corporation>It's so ubiquitous that no one is suspicious of our "employees", and we have branch offices in every village
>>47847895Never said ROOT wouldn't be our tool just saying I want us to prioritize the message of ROOT over our business
>>47847951>Putting the message over moneyNot a good business practice to do desu. ROOT is foremost a thing to be used for our gain. We can't be a slave to it.
>>47847951Trust me anon, the Norihime business will be a boon to the Leaf for sure, but we need to be flexible and not just do what ROOT does.
You decide to stay with Hinata and Nori- you didn’t really need your own room, anyway. Besides, you want to help Hinata however you can.“Mind if I stay with you two?” You say as Nori climbs back into bed.Hinata’s face lights up.“No, please! Here, you can sleep with me.” Hinata says, making room on the large bed for you to lay. Nori just grunts. She’s probably too tired to care either way.You settle into the bed, getting comfortable. Within an hour, you feel yourself dozing off. Beside you, Hinata is sleeping, although you can hear her occasionally whimpering in her sleep.You wrap your arm around her waist in a loose hug- this seems to comfort Hinata, who drifts off into a deeper sleep.Eventually, you feel yourself slipping away into the land of dreams….It’s dark. You hear fire and screams- although you aren’t sure of the source.You wander around in the darkness, before eventually finding a point of light.In it, lies Hinata, bleeding out unto the ground. You turn, crying out for help- only see them all; Itachi-sensei, Nori, Sakura, Sasuke, Lee, Guy… and eventually, Danzo and even Father. Surrounded by the bodies of your friends and loved ones, you hear them…“FOR LORD OROCHIMARU! FOR THE LAND OF SOUND!.....”You wake with a start- only to realise where you are. Hinata sleeps peacefully in front of you, your arm still wrapped around her.Seems she wasn’t the only one affected by the day’s events, after all. You snuggle back into into the covers and try to go back sleep- with only mixed success.
Morning comes, slowly. You didn’t sleep all that well, though probably better than you would’ve otherwise. As you wake, you can hear Hinata wake as well- you mumble something about getting ready and head back to your room- donning your uniform and tools. For the second time on this trip, you splash cold water on your face to wake up. You aren’t expecting to be one with nature today. Once the sun starts to climb into the sky, all of your teammates funnel downstairs to enjoy a light breakfast; it’s better than rations, at any rate.A heavy silence hangs over you all as you eat.You…1. Eat in silence.2. Attempt to make small talk3. Discuss the mission4. Try to talk about yesterday.
>>47848394>3. Discuss the mission
>>47848394>1. Eat in silence.
>>478483943. Discuss the mission
>>478483942. attempt to make small talk
>>47848394>3. Discuss the missionOk folks, we all slept...more or less lets get planning and get going(talk about what we saw later and where it won't compromise the mission).
>>47848394>2. Attempt to make small talk
>>47848394>2. Attempt to make small talk>3. Discuss the missionKeep their minds off it. And ours.
>>47848394>Discuss the mission
We can't bring back ROOT because that would lock us out of Objectively Correct Husbando Sai.
Mission talk. Writing.
>>47848513If Nori or Hinata bring up what happened, just be all>"There is a time and place for being a traumatized little girl, and it is not in the middle of a mission.">"If you must know, I fully intend to bury myself in stuffed bunnies when we get back, but until then we have a mission to do."
>>47847740Not in this timeline. Root was dismantled before that.
>>47848394say nothing, bottle up all the anxiety, then sperg out ptsd-style next battle against orochi's demon squad or anyone else.Stellar them all, Tsuki. Stellar them for mother.
>>47848545I like you.
>>47848513Seconding>>47848545>>47848613It'd be cool to see Tsuki kinda go berserk, then cut to an ally's POV where they come across the carnage that berserk!Tsuki wrought, and it's just melted corpses and people fused to the earth, blue fire everywhere.
>>47848613>Stellar that one spider guy>tries to block with web>"Silk doesn't burn haha!">heat from Stellar plasma cooks him in his own melted silk shield
>>47848692Tsuki's been shown to go into more of a cold personality the angrier she gets, So I'd expect tranguil fury instead.
>>47848696Well, plasma being ionized gas, it might just seep through his damn webs in the first place.
>>47848713Would still be awesome.
>>47848713We just move. No sound, no real effort shown. Not even a real expression on our face.
>>47848713>>47848692>>47848696>11 year old ninja girl melts entire platoon of enemy ninja/demon creatures >along with the surrounding environment>reported to have been completely and utterly stoic throughout the encounter, coldly burning away the environment around her>The blue flames forever rage uncontrollably in the nightmares of those who remember that dayThis is how demons are made
>>47848808No, no. The point is that this is how the demons are killed.jk
>>47848808Forget the blue flames, there's just a flash and then the only thing left is a crater and a faint burning smell. If she gets good enough she could probably get rid of the crater, and just evaporate people instantly without warning.
>>47848871Oh god, you just made me think of Dale Gribble as a ninja.
>>47848808I don't know about. Soon we will be intelligent, nihilistic and with a wicked sense of humor.
I like to think those burnt by Stallar chakra keep burning as the flames feed on their own chakra, the only way to stop the slow burn is remove the limb before the burning spreads. That or use up all your own chakra so the flames die.
>>47848887They call him, The Exterminator.
>>47848887paranoid conspiracy theorist that is full of dirty tricks and wild schemes? 2nd Hokage is that you?!
>>47848926Nah. They get fused into the environment.>>47848938>>47848938He's on a quest to find out who is Mr. Big.>>47848962Or if Danzo took Shukaku for himself.
>>47847814So, uh, no one knows what she's wearing?
>>47848926>>47848982Flames that grow hotter by using the opponents own chakra as a fuel source, reaching potential temperatures hot enough such that molecular structures destabilize and matter literally melts or vaporizes
“So.” you start, picking at your food. “What’s the plan? For today, I mean. The mission.”It’s Guy that speaks up. “We head northeast. Reisui village is along the border of the Land of Frost. Unlike the other borders we’ve passed through, the one has a militarized border- we’ll simply travel along it until we reach the village. From there, we’ll investigate the town until we can find a lead to where their hideout might be.”Makes sense. It strikes you as odd that even Guy has been affected; although it’s probably because he wasn’t allowed to help. You’re sure that Itachi told him about what you all saw, as well.The eight of you finish your meal, and pay the innkeeper. You all set out, striking out towards the northeast. The trees start to change the closer you come to the border- the great deciduous trees giving way to the hardy pines of the northern lands. Eventually, you’re forced to walk along the ground. The ground has become significantly more uneven as well- great mountains and hills can be seen in the distance, to the east.Hinata spots the border first- a wall of white stone, manned by men in Uniforms emblazoned with the symbol of the Land of Frost.“The Land of Hot Springs doesn’t keep a standing army?” you ask.“Not anymore. They shifted entirely to tourism after the last great war- Yugakure, the city we passed through, used to be their shinobi village. They’ve abandoned it all- and for a time, it served them well. Although now they have to call upon us to solve their military disputes.” Itachi says, scanning the border wall.The group heads north, keeping just out of sight of the garrisoned areas of the wall. As the sun grows heavy in the western sky, you reach the top of the hill overlooking Reisui Village. It looks peaceful- you almost wouldn’t know it was being plagued by raiders. There are no signs of them- and you’re relieved. You don’t think you could handle two massacres in two days.
>>47849089I assume a dress-like uniform
>>47849089I think it's the genin uniform we spruced up a bit, can't remember the exact additions we made but it's a mix of stylish and practical iirc.
The two teams head into the center of the village- people seem to be staying in-doors; shying away from these strange new visitors.Itachi and Guy seem to be looking around- maybe trying to find the client, or at least a clue of where they might be.Eventually it’s Nori who speaks up, obviously getting impatient.“Hey! We’re the leaf shinobi you hired! We’re here to save you from those raiders!” She shouts, to nobody in particular.Eventually a small kid is the one who eventually musters up the courage to approach the group.“Y-you said you were from Konoha, right?” the kid stammers, obviously terrified.“Yeah kid, we are. Is there someone we should be talking to? A mayor or village elder?” Nori says, squatting down to the kid’s level.“T-they took the mayor last night. Said they’d kill her if we didn’t fork over the rest of the town’s store of food. But they already took most of it! We won’t be able to make it until the next caravan if they take any more…” he mumbles, pointing towards what you assume to be the mayor’s house.Seems like your informant and client has been kidnapped. You’re at a bit disadvantage- you aren’t really sure where the raiders are based, either. Time to gather information.After conferring with the rest of the party, the eight of you split up to gather information.You head into the village square….(Roll 1d100, first three, to determine information gathering!)
Rolled 73 (1d100)>>47849397
Rolled 5 (1d100)>>47849397Rolling
Rolled 9 (1d100)>>47849397
>>47849405>>47849414>>47849422>>47849397please please please please
>>47849405>>47849414>>47849422Ah geez, information gathering is not our strong point it seems.
>>47849397zoinks! split up and like, search for clues.
>>47849439>>47849450Guys it's best of three, Not average, Quit panicking.
At first, you have very little luck. Most people are behind their doors, hiding from a stiff wind.The ones you do catch aren’t able to tell you much- the raiders generally come from the north, skirting around the border wall. You do hear other things-“It’s the Frost’s fault! Their funding them!”To “It’s the Cloud! It’s all a ploy to weaken us so they can annex the Land of Hot Springs!”There are even a few murmurings that the vagabonds are from the Leaf- stirring up trouble and then forcing them to pay for it to be resolved. Nonsense, of course. Your intel has no ties linked to these raiders and any shinobi village. Finally, you wander into the village market. Most of the stalls are empty- however one lone merchant has braved the crises to peddle what looks to be fruit.“Ah! Visitor! Come, Come! Freshest fruit in the Springs!”Might as well indulge him.You…1. Pump the merchant for information.2. Buy some fruit.3. Buy his whole stand.
>>47849649>1. Pump the merchant for information.>2. Buy some fruit.
>>47849649>1. Pump the merchant for information.>2. Buy some fruit.Might not be a good idea to show off our money here.
>>47849649>2. Buy some fruit for the whole crew and with a generous tip while...1. Pump the merchant for information.
>>47849649>1. Pump the merchant for information.>2. Buy some fruit.if the fruits good, maybe buy everything.
>>47849692Then again, we WANT to attract thieves and brigands! >>47849649>3. Buy his whole stand.Wave that cash around like it's on fire!
>>47849649>1. Pump the merchant for information.>2. Buy some fruit.Fruit seller, I require your strongest fruits.
>>47849719I like the way you think, but it is super dangerous.>>478496491. Pump the merchant for information.2. Buy some fruit. instead.
>>47849649>1. Pump the merchant for informationThe second he pauses like he doesn't want to talk, either because of fear or holding out for a bribe cut him off and buy his whole stand. The shock should make him talk. Plus it might draw out the brigade looking for money/goods
>>47849649>3. Buy his whole stand.
>>47849649>1. Pump the merchant for information.>2. Buy some fruit.Also trying to draw Tsuki, hair drills are giving me an aneurysm.
>>47849742>seller somberly nods, before pulling out a stack of books>"the strongest fruits are the fruits of knowledge, young grasshopper">Gain fruit ninja sensei
>>47849742You can't handle my fruits!1 & 2.Writing.
>>47849786It's funny because cooking nin are actually a thing.
>>47849757>super dangerous.There aren't supposed to be any ninja around here, so unless Kakuzu is passing by and smells our cash I think we'll be fine. Hell, if Kakuzu IS here we could just pay him off.
>>47849808>I like the cut of your jib i'll pay you to come to my village and train meWe could do it anons
>>47849781It's hard because drills are of the highest quality. Good job so far., though.
>>47849841We should do that. Recruiting talent from across the land. Anyone with merit, regardless of social status is applicable. Really strengthen the Norihime.
>>47849874>Buy the latest bingo book and whenever we come apon a missing nin look him up and if he's good try to buy him off to teach us This could be a really funny gimmick
>>47849781Is...is she poking her tongue out?eeeeeeeeeee <3 cutepatootie <3
>>47849901Teach us and possibly full time employment as attendants, 'butlers', or 'maids'.Hey you give someone a home, employment, and treat them well you can have some really loyal people on your hands.We could be really influential and a force to be reckoned with if we get some good people.
>>47849997>We end up forming the Akatsuki before PainThat would be interesting
>>47850054>beforeIt already exists.It's existed for a decade or two, at least.
>>47849980Yes she is. Do you feel like she would do that in-character?
>>47850068I was considering the one we see not Nagato's original group that fought Hanzo
>>47850093Yeah. That's been around for a while.
>>47850093Even so it already exists.
>>47850070If she was being playful and teasing, sure.
>>47850070only if she's taunting a certain cute uncouth barbarian
Might as well give it a try, right?You buy one of the man’s fruits, and begin to make small talk.You learn quite a few things talking to this fruit seller- even if you have to keep buying fruits every few minutes to keep him lubricated.According to the fruit merchant, the brigands always attack from the north- but only when attacking the town. The few times they’ve hit the caravans coming to town, the hit them along the southern road. He’s also been able to keep his business going because he actually pays off the brigands when he comes through- many of the travelling merchants used to, but most can no longer afford it. You toss the merchant one last ryo coin, and head back towards the village center. You’re pretty sure they aren’t based in the north- although we’ll need to see how this stacks up with the other’s information.You munch on your fruit collection for a while, though you still have several left. Eventually the rest of the team arrives, and you begin the information exchange.
“Before we begin, anyone want some fruit?” you offer sweetly.“Yeah, I’ll take one, princess.” Nori speaks up.“100 Ryo.” You say, keeping up your sweet smile. You don’t mention they were only 85 ryo.Nori grumbles and tosses you a coin.You toss the fruit back at her, and she catches it in her mouth.“Now, back to business. From what I’ve determined, I don’t believe the brigands are based in the north. They come that way as a misdirection from their true base. They strike from the south against the caravans.” you report.“That meshes rather well with what I’ve found.” Itachi-sensei responds. “I had some of my crows scout the area immediately around town- the north is almost barren, and doesn’t seem to have any natural formations serviceable as a hide-out. The south, of course, is heavily forested, and would be the perfect place to hide.” he says.As the rest of the team offers what little or no information they’ve gathered, it seems south is the way to go.“Hey, Princess. That fruit was pretty good. Can I have another?” Nori inquires.“120 Ryo.” You say without turning to look at her.“What!? It was only 100 before…” she groans.“Supply is down, demand is up. Fruit is at a premium right now.” You say in a sing-song voice.Nori just grumbles and sits down on a nearby bench.Itachi speaks up, getting everyone’s attention. “Alright everyone, so we’ll be heading south. We’ll need a plan to lure some of them out- that will give us the best way to tackle them all, and take a prisoner to find their base. Any ideas?”1. Pretend to be a wealthy merchant caravan on the southern road.2. Pretend to be lost travellers on the southern road.3. Leave someone alone as bait along the southern road.4. Write-In
>>47850152>1. Pretend to be a wealthy merchant caravan on the southern road.We'll be perfect for it since being wealthy comes naturally.
>>478501521. Pretend to be a wealthy merchant caravan on the southern road.
>>47850070We're a 12 y/o girl with much snark. Of course some playful teasing is in order.
>>47850152>1. Pretend to be a wealthy merchant caravan on the southern road.sans the pretend part. Tsuki is a wealthy merchant
>>47850152>1. Pretend to be a wealthy merchant caravan on the southern road.Oh this is our fucking forte. Ohohoho.
>>47850152>1. Pretend to be a wealthy merchant caravan on the southern road.
>>47850152>1. Pretend to be a wealthy merchant caravan on the southern road.Activate merchant princess mode
>>47850152>1. Pretend to be a wealthy merchant caravan on the southern road.OHOHOHOHOHO~
>>47850152>1. Pretend to be a wealthy merchant caravan on the southern road.>4. Write inAct like the most obnoxious, gaudy rich person in history.
>>47850152>1. Pretend to be a wealthy merchant caravan on the southern road.Oh yus. Holla holla get got dollas.Also murder. We have lots of that too.
>>47850204That goes without saying anon>Throw ryo infront of the carriage so we don't have to have it touch the dirty ground
The role you were born to play.Writing.
>>47850235Itachi and Sasuke as servant-boys, please please please
>>47850275>Tsuki gives Itachi his servant costumeIts just a speedo
>>47850288With a sharingan on the crotch
>>47849124Much as I like this picture, I'm not a fan of how it looks like Tsuki has huge boobs. Not a fan at all. Petite Tsuki is best. Like this Tsuki. >>47849649>>47849781Also, this is really cute. I like how you drew the drills, although I can imagine how much of a pain they must have been.
>>47850309Anon were going to be team Mega Milk for a reason
>>47850321But we 12 nigga. Give it some time.
>>47850321Get away, Satan. This village isn't big enough for the two of us AND your cowtits.
>>47850321Eventually, but last time we talked about it the consensus was super late bloomer so right now we're in extremely flat breast envy territory. The boobs will pop up overnight in a couple years.
>>47850309We let the dice gods decide bust anon, they chose stacked. Well, when she actually hits puberty.
>>47850309She grows into it anon, Flatish currently but holy shit stacked when she gets older, Norihime genes to stronk!
>>47850309>>47850321>>47850332>>47850340Start the music up, we're going around again boys!
>>47850309>>47850332Tsuki's tsukis are without peer.
>>47850346But the whole quest should conform to ME!But seriously, small to medium breasts are great. I just think cowtits are legitimately really gross. Not that it would affect my enjoyment of the quest, of course.
Demoflats once again demonizing honest Rebooblicans
C Busts a best.
>>47850396Sorry dude, The dice gods decreed late bloomer cow tits.
>>47850413Anon has a point
Rolled 65 (1d100)>>47850426Look we'll even roll now to further back it up
>>47850413I can get behind late bloomer C-cups.
>>47850396>>47850426Ever wonder why all of the girls except Hinata worship Tsuki? No one can deny the mighty heft of the Norihime family fortune. Just being near Tsuki makes people less flat, not even space can remain flat, t naturally curves in her presence.
>>47850426Like Tsunade, but not fucked-broke
>>47850463Not how it works.>>47850487Exactly!
>>47850487But maybe just as unlucky.
>>47850487Pretty much, Also funny because she has bad luck also, Poor Ebisu....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=od3cjyHctjoYou lay out your plan, using the knowledge gained from the fruit merchant. You decide to use some more of your travel stipend to make the role more believable- you purchase a carriage, and using some paint and some cloth, you draw symbols of the your clan’s symbol to hang over the sides. Why lie when the truth was better, after all? Ohohohohoho!~All of you disguise yourselves with outfits either bought or left about town- you have a spare dress on hand- a little black number, nothing too special, but it’s fashionable enough to be serviceable. You dress Sakura, Nori and Hinata as your maids and secretary, and dress the boys in somewhat ragged plainclothes- with their tools hidden underneath. You explain that they are to pull the carriage- since there are no horses available.Sasuke gives you a blank stare whilst Lee and Guy nod sagely. Itachi says he’ll be watching above, transformed into a crow. Makes sense- Itachi sensei is above such base task.You tell Sasuke that, if it would make him feel better, he can be the driver.His expression doesn’t change.You spend about an hour practicing and preparing, and everyone takes turns within the carriage to change. Lee and Guy look a bit ridiculous, and Itachi-sensei is poking fun at Sasuke, who does look a little out of place in his “driver” uniform. The girls take to their costumes naturally, of course.Once you are all prepared, the “act” begins.“Forward, peasants! Onward towards Yugakure! The Norihime Family doesn’t pay you to simply idle around!”Lee and Guy immediately begin to pull the cart. Guy seems like he’s enjoying himself, while Lee is loudly huffing and puffing as he struggles to keep pace with his sensei.“Faster! Faster! 10,000 Ryo for you both if we make it there before nightfall! Ohohohohohohoho!~”The speed at which Lee and Guy are pulling increases, and you begin thundering down the southern road….
>>47850510Can we pay someone to play this when we enter our Chuunin exams match
And I'll be ending it there tonight, guys. I'll be running earlier in the day tomorrow, since I know some people gripe about my late starts. Sorry Euro-zone friends and Aussies.@WargleQM for day-by-day Norhime stock reportsPost-thread begins now!
>>47850571Thank you for running, Wargle. It was loads of fun.
>>47850510I like that symbol and really like the song.>>47850548>>47850571What should Tsuki's theme song be?I say https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6qAIaqK3_Q
>>47850595>not https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=od3cjyHctjoyou dissappoint me, anon
>>47850595Like its even a choice anonhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7mdIWaRi-7c
>>47850595Probably too blatant.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sn-TsS5_6ys
>>47850571Thanks for running even if I passed out at the end.
>>47850571Thanks for the run WargleFew questions, what did each member of the team think of our plan? Secondly how have our Hinata gains worked out and finally Money Slap finisher move when?
>>47850571So, how DID our darling Tsuki catch a certain servant prodigy's pale white eyes?
>>47850604>>47850611>>47850639I'm thinking something that can actually be played in the quest's world.So while it's super amusing, that one doesn't work for me.>>47850621Better.
>>47850624Itachi and Guy bought in, which is why it happened. Sasuke is really the only one who questioned it.Hinata is getting harder. Exposing her to the reality of the setting helps a great deal.
For the record, cup size means literally nothing in determining breast size until you get to the absurd sizes. Basically C and D are interchangeable. Also C is small, really small.
>>47850690Tsuki's confirmed for Tsunade size when she hits her growth spurt.
>>47850690C is perfect. Solid handful for the dude, less back problems for the girl. D is also acceptable, but anything part that starts to get ridiculous.
>>47850595>>47850604>>47850611>>47850621Although it's obviously disqualified because >modern musicIf we're talking wrestling themes I enjoy this one way too much to ignore https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dXhLJxSC2Xs
>>47850571Are we locked into cowtits, or is there a possibility of realistic boobs no jutsu when the time comes?
>>47850707I know, I wanted to quash these C cup peasants before it became a problem! Just like we should've done to puppetfags.
>>47850571Thanks mate!>>47850690> Dat spoilerThat is not accurate...>>47850722Wargle confirmed for excellent taste in wrestlers.
>>47850707This is a matter of debate still. I think there are two late bloomer camps: biggest of team mega milk vs never quite gets away from breast envy as she stops just short of catching up with Nori/Hinata
>>47850717Oh gee anon it's almost as if people like different things. You also don't really get a choice because of the dice gods.
Icarus by Mythos?
>>47850736Na, Envy doesn't fit her personality, Remember she's the rich bitch, She's gotta have the biggest knockers.
>>47850660You were on the Hyuga radar even before you really knew Hinata or met Neji. Clan alliances are a really big deal. The fact that you're cute and witty also helped when he met you.
>>47850722As long as were posting GOAT wrestling themeshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M6g4D4dStmY
>>47850736Nori isn't going to get massive breasts- she'll most likely be the smallest of the three.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sKVBXNEee5w&list=PL1AC584471FD4F040&index=18think this would make a nice theme to play when we enter the chunin exams.nice and short while also world appropriate
>>47850749I was just stating an opinion famalam. Don't need to get all defensive else your smarmy comment could be used on you.
>>47850782So C cup?
>>47850749Dude, really? Calm your tits (hurr hurr). The dice roll was a silly thing we did a few threads ago. People are allowed to have opinions that don't conform with what you like.>>47850782So would that make Tsuki the medium of the group? That could be okay.
>>47850798he said NORI, not Tsuki will be the smallest
>>47850798He said Nori not Tsuki
>>47850798ignore me I am dumb.
>>47850782The GM has spoken!Oh, and for anyone interested, my progress so far.
>>47850798Nori, not Tsuki, anon. Calm down.
>>47850823What a beauty.
>>47850794>>47850805I'm not being defensive though... Don't imply tone over the internet fampai(s)
>>47850756Envy totally fits into a rich bitch when they ARE surpassed. Just not openly because of course they can't admit that, so until she blooms she'll loudly insist that flat is best and once they do show up loudly insist that whatever breast size she has now is the objective best breast size.>>47850759>Clan alliances are a really big deal.So wait is this supposed to mean that they want in on the ground floor of the Norihime being a ninja clan again or does it mean before the Norihime originally abandoned ninjadom they had some sort of pact with the Hyuga that they intend to resume
>>47850759Huh, guess anyone of interest is on the list for those creepy little voyeurs. We should bully him cutely when we get back home>>47850782kek
>>47850782So something along the lines of>Nori - A to B>Tsuki - C>Hinata - LOLLike that?
>>47850823Very nice! Make sure you capture the right skintone, which iirc is light brown/coffee
>>47850823Very nice, Anon.
>>47850849Nah, I think Tsuki should be at least a big D. Nota s big as Hinata's but still big enough to lord over the filthy peasants OHOHOHOHOHO~!
>>47850874I'm fine with that, if only so we can compromise and move on with our lives.
>>47850849Nah, Tsuki's bigger than a C, Maybe Big D/DD's.
>>47850874Huge boobs are gross, though. We don't want our cute merchant princess to be gross.
>>47850894ur gross Also, Tsuki is beautiful. "Cute" is for peasants.
>>47850894Cute is for the peasants, Tsuki is a full figured beauty with magnificent full breasts.Who definitely won't tease Nori about, No sir....
>>47850843They have a lot of money, and a sidebranch hyuga boy to spare. It had nothing to with them ever becoming shinobi, anon. Nobody even knows about her release yet
>>47850894eh as long as Tsuki's smaller than hinata they aren't really huge per se, so somewhere around a larger C... let's see what was Bulma's size in dragon ball... 34 C right? there was a gag about that one chapter. that seems about right
>>47850926Team Pillows and a Flat Blanket?Also, Tsuki comforting Hinata was super cute and I can't stop the shipping in my heart
>>4785093232 - 34 C would be perfect for Tsuki.
>>47850941yeah, its a nice ship, still not gonna vote for it though just cause it doesn't fit the rest of what we'e got planned.
>>47850930What is the Kanji in the clan symbol?Also, how many suitors would flock to the Norihime residence if Tsuki reveals her release?
>>47850930If it's just the cash "clan alliance" makes it seem... way more significant than what you apparently meant?
>>47850963>Loads of money>New powerful release>Easy on the eyesLiterally all of them anon
>>47850963空 means sky
>>47850932I just fucking realized... Tsuki's the blue haired daughter of a super inventor with inventing tendencies of her own.. no wonder I thought of Bulma.
>>47850987That's a pretty solid point, actually.
>>47850975In a lot of ways, it's incredibly significant. Whomever marries Tsuki gets access to the Norihime fortune and manufacturing capabilities. Just because they aren't shinobi doesn't make them insigificant.
>>47850951Big D's would be better, C is to small.
>>47850963She's going to be a very popular girl.
>>47851012I knew it. Neji just wants our money.This will be difficult.
So, when do we get to meet the best husbando, Haki?
>>47851032We've already met Lee.
>>47851012I thought the original backstory was a while back the Norihimes USED to be shinobi but stopped, did that get changed?
>>47851018You're too small.
>>47851032It's obviously Shika since he will be a challenge.
>>47851041I think that was Tsuki's mom's side of the family, yoru's side I think has been civilian since... whenever they started
>>47851041They were shinobi once upon a time, but didn't have any unique abilites or standout members, so they became civilian merchants instead. Tsuki is the first active Norihime shinobi the leaf had had pretty much since the village's founding.
>>47851052>Giving the Naras a cool release that they won't even make decent use of because it clashes with their clan technique instead of establishing the Norihimes as the big new thing.No sir I don't like it.
>>47851029That was before he met you. He does like you for other reasons too.Other than your "assets".
Also on the tiddy debate side, Tsuki has Hidden Cloud blood in her, and the dice reflected that. D is probably a safe size bet. Still smaller than Hinata's gazongas.
So... anon's who do we ship Nori with?
>>47850845>bully him cutelyI'm not sure how cute making fun of him for being too dumb to realize he shouldn't bully our teammate while trying to charm us will be.
>>47851130Lee. They're literally perfect for each other.
>>47851130Lee or Neji if he removes the stuck up his ass.
>>47851130Neji or Sasuke.
>>47851144God no, Lee would overreact the first time Nori got upset with him and then the tears would just piss her off even MORE. Lee needs balancing.
>>47851098Might be, looks aside, her general attitude and the nature of her family. She isn't part of some wacky family dynasty, she's polite when it suites her but doesn't seem to put much stock in the major families beyond their practical traits, and her willingness to stand up to him.>>47851125Most planets are smaller than those monstroustitties>>47851137It's more... mess with him using charms and quick thinking>>47851130Neji, but my heart craves either Nori or Hinata
>>47851162>Implying we won't remove that stick and insert our heel
>>47851130>>47851141>>47851142>>47851144>>47851152Ha, not a single duplicate answer! this seems like another fun thing to shitpost about between wargle posts.
>>47851200oh wait sudden support for Neji as Nori's beau, say who do we try and set Tenten up with then, since she got shafted so badly in Laze's quest.
>>47851220I say we induct Tenten into our trade empire and if we get Haku ship them together.
>>47851130Tsuki does not huntthe prey comes to her and she chooses the best
>>47851176I asked for who Nori should be set up with not Tsuki... how would Nori waifu/husbando herself... well there is some weird split chakra stuff going on there but the other halfs in naruto so a double's out...
>>47851236That is the only way it should be.We should but a white ribbon around her neck and say the person who takes it off might get invited to dinner
>>47851220Its too bad we can't get in the way of hinata and naruto because otherwise we'd be setting her up to receive some of that sweet sweet sealing knowledge.
>>47851236Uh dude, I mean who does Tsuki try to match Nori up with, not who will Tsuki herself end up with, unless you mean we pass off some of our suitors onto Nori?
>>47851176>Shipping Nori with herselfAll three of the girls in our squad are in committed relationships with their own fingers, Anon. The idea of shipping is to get them past that point.
>>47851248We'll host our own chunin exam, except instead of a promotion everyone competes for a date. We'll call it the Tsuki Exam.
Odds that once Nori's decided she has sex appeal now she'll joke about seducing our dad and we'll have to call her mom?
>>47851263>>47851264And this is why 3AM posting is a poor ideaMany apologiesNori can have Shika, or maybe Sasuke>>47851275This... has potential
>>47851248Dinner with Danzo and Yoru where they interview suitors? Sold.
>>47851275We can't have any peasants who will ruin the blood competing so lets make it invite only
>>47851285>This makes the Tsuki.....Angry
>>47851275>We'll make our own exam, with girl talk and husbando'snot a bad idea actually, though I bet we could expand it into a festival and make bank selling stuff during it, chocolates, flowers, basically we invent ninja valentines day.
>>47851307Honestly it doesn't seem like she's THAT hung up on her mom her complaint would be more the principal of the thing about it being in incredibly poor taste.
>>47851313Goddamnit that is smart.
>>47851303Woah you never know where new talent can pop up, if they'd ruin the blood they'll have no shot at success anyway.
>>47851327Honestly would be one of those "Have you met my father?" Though Nori would love a sugar daddy.
I feel before the Exam we should learn atleast 1 more element along with two each from the three elements we'd have assess too (not counting Stellar). We already got Fire down so just Lightning and might I suggest Water as the third.Next up would be alot of Genjutsu resistance. maybe lean how to have 2 clones
>>47851285You know I actually kind of can see Nori ending up with a handsome older dude. Certainly she wouldn't give a shit about propriety re: being old enough to be her dad.
>>47851354She already has a sugar daddy, Tsuki.
>>47851354Yeah I just mean that Tsuki would think you shouldn't joke about replacing ANYONE'S dead mom and be upset with Nori over the general case not because of anything personal.
>>47851359I think that would take years to learn something that isn't one of our natural element.
>>47851366Yes... yes, I can work with this
>>47851359Eh, training a third element you don't have an affinity for is supposed to take a while yeah? I's say just getting fire and lighting (+stellar) down is good enough for the chunin exams, though more shadow clones is a must as is learning that one single hand sign jutsu that breaks genjutsu.
>>47851366Tsuki charges her money for fruit, then jacks up the price on her because she think's its funny.Tsuki ain't nobody's sugar daddy lol
Alright, new thing to argue about: What's the status of Tsuki's underwear? It's pretty clear that we wear cute undies right now, but will we continue with our trend later on, or will we change to something more adult?Discuss.
>>47851407>It's pretty clear that we wear cute undies right now,Ha no, We wear black lace currently.
>>47851392To be fair that was incredibly funny.>Captcha wants streetsigns>Gives me a picture of a storm drain
>>47851407Make the chart anon and roll the die 1. stripes 2. dots 3. single color 4. multi color 5. plain
>>47851362She needs someome with experience who can handle her, because she's kind of a brat mixed with Kushina's temper.
>>47851407see>>47851416Only the most sophisticated and unbearably expensive undergarments will do.
Rolled 1 (1d5)>>47851421What the hell, let's see what we get.
>>478514216. Vulgar innuendo written on
>>47851392Were Nori's loanshark, perhaps we'll start accepting favors instead of money if she gets deep enough in debt~not actually -that- kind though cause I just can't ship Tsuki and Nori at all, just silly stuff like being our maid for a day or carrying Tsuki around on a palanquin.
>>47851407The best kind anon
>>47851421the lack of lace, frills or bunny print disturbs me
>>47851422Hm any other older bachelors or widowers?
>>47851439I'm unsure if anyone actually ships Tsuki/NoriIf they do I feel very sorry for them
>>47851459Jiraiya, he's perfect. He's loaded like all hell, perverted enough to not bat an eye at her age, and he even knows her father!
>>47851285>>47851307Tsuki strikes me as the type to be very protective of her dad.She's the one with the combat experience. She'd totally be protective of her goofy, harmless, non-shinobi dad in a world where people have mind-control and spit fireballs.Now I have the most adorable mental image of younger Tsuki with her father."Tsuki, it's late. You should be in bed.""There's monsters under the bed, daddy.""Aww, it's okay. You don't have to be scared. I'll protect you from the monsters.""NO, daddy! I'm not scared of monsters! I'm scared they'll go after YOU!"
>>47851458>bunny printAbsolutely perfect. And even more perfect for when Nori catches us wearing them and teases us about them.
Ok we all Kon Ninjutsu is Tsuki's go to deal but whats our second Genjutsu or Tijutsu im leaning towards the latter, a lady keeps her hands clean and unscuffed
>>47851472That's only a half-generation step. We're looking for full on "old enough to be her dad" here.
>>47851476I do, and I'm sorry for myself too>>47851482Yeah, but he's slathered in Mentor Death Flags.>>47851485that's insanely cute
>>47851459>>47851472Oh god Kakashi. They very thought is really weird considering he was there when she was born
>>47851489We need to get better at taijutsu for those rad swords we got.
>>47851476It wouldn't last long, but I like the idea of Older!Tsuki and Older!Nori taking a vacation together, having fun, ending up in a drunken & weird sexual tussle.They both regret it and only bring it up in their later years to mess with each other.>"Hey, Nori. Remember that time we spent in the Hot Spring Country~?">"Oh I'm gonna vomit."
>>47851501>Kakashi's when Nori was born>Ya i'm gonna get all up in that
>>47851482Jiraiya is both Nori and Naruto's godfather. Not gonna happen lmao
You know I think Nori's ideal man might very well be Shikaku. Pity for her he's taken.
>>47851485Oh god that's so cute.>>47851501Please make the link above in my post a thing.
>>47851501...that just makes it entertaining, wait, does that count as ss or whatever that fetish is called?
>>47851532The great Toad sage prophesied that Jiraiya was the most perverted man ever to walk the earth. You underestimate the depths of his abilities. Also, everyone seems to be forgetting someone really obvious. Itachi!
>>47851555No because straight shota involves, you know, a shota. Prepubescent boy.
>>47851526>My father's decided to branch into civilian technologies>Like this little toy, for the bored or lonely>What's it do, princess?>Bzzzzzzzzzz
>>47851566Itachi isn't that much older, he's in no way an "older man"
>>47851569ah, so it is an acronym, all I remembered was that it involved an age difference with the older person generally being a semi-parental figure to the younger
>>47851566Minato would kill him. Literally.Itachi is only 7 years older than the girls so he squeaks by
Man, I just realized that shinobi don't tend to live long enough to be "older men."
The best choice of husband for Tsuki is someone who can keep up with her and keep her on her toes; someone who can sass her right back and make her work for the right comeback, who can fluster her at just the right moment, and who can keep up with her considerable intelligence enough to hold a nice, long conversation. He doesn't have to be a genius; just someone who Tsuki knows will understand her, and someone she can open up to. Tsuki is very guarded about her own vulnerability, despite being so outgoing.The problem with Naruto us that I'm not sure anyone in canon perfectly fits the bill.
>>47851612Generally the result of being a full-time soldier/operative with barely any peace-time.
>>47851612More of the kids have parents than don't, and they would all have been active during the third war too! Less of an issue than you might think.
>>47851627I've got it! She'll just marry her own clone!
>>47851627Eh that's one way, but the other is quiet an stoic enough that she can't fluster him. Unfortunately I'm not sure anyone wants to date a creepy bug dude...
>>47851642Or better yet a puppet
>>47851639The third war was kind of a joke compared to the first two- minato basically ended it by himself
>>47851658made from ebisu's ashesi'd spoiler but I can't remember how, it's that late
>>47851657You mean the man who gets the best epilogue design
>>47851673That speaks more about how fucking bad the first two were than the third being a cakewalk though, I think.
>>47851459>>47851354>>47851285God, our dad actually is the best fit. Unfortunately, she's far too flat to be our mother, so we'll have to be her mother. Our own grandmother.
>>47851538... Nori talking about how sore the night before had gotten her in those circumstances might very well be the only thing that could get Shikamaru to react more strongly than "how troublesome."
Since no-one else has mentioned it, I just wanted to point out our MC literally has blonde eyes and blue hair. which is funny because we are, in many ways, the polar opposite of Nori -- who I assume has her father's blonde hair and blue eyes.(also, thank fuck I caught a quest still live, even though I missed the quest itself)
this had ended already but here's an idea for the next jutsu creation session.https://youtu.be/3Gzn7v7EpUc?t=2m22s
>>47850759>Clan alliances are a really big deal.Well then we clearly need to get dad to clone Tsunade-hime and marry her clone in order to join the Norihime to the resurrected Senju Clan.
>see this thread>400+ replies>think to myself how great reading all that quest will be>half is shipping and tiddy debate
>>47853534Wargle's quests tend towards the short and sweet.Wargle's quest-threads tend towards the waifu wars.