Think of a spell. Now, can you write it down in rhyme the way a wizard would cast it?
>>47582966Eat the gristle and the fat,Magic missile, how 'bout that?
>>47582966My sorcerous powers do aboundSleep away your combat round
My flame of Justice will cleanse these lands,Now take this; Burning Hands!
>>47582966These lights from the hands may make me look gay,But you'll feel the wrath of my color spray!
>>47583650(Prismatic spray also works, of course, and is more wrathful)
>>47582966To the ceiling, to the floor, To the portal of my dimension door
>>47582966Listen here marine you're in for a joltbecause up your ass comes my doombolt!
>>47582966I call upon dark powers old,My vampiric touch will leave you cold
The mightiest grip in all the landWatch out! It's Bigby's Grasping Hand!I'm having way too much fun with this
I swear to fuck I'll kill you allwith this fucking Fireball
My spells can undo any lock,For all that I must do is...knock
My mission requires me to be fleet,So I summon you, My phantom Steed!
This is fun
Speak to me your words uncouth?Forsooth! No more when you enter my zone of truth!
I need someone to rule in my stead, guess I'll use Create Undead.
This spell will make you barf out loud,Woozle wuzzle, stinking cloud!
There is no way to resist my will,When I utter Power Word Kill.
Thou loathsome foes, you're in for a joltOn the receiving end of my lightning bolt!
My whip is ballin, my wallet I flaunt;hop in my lambo for an Ethereal Jaunt
Your limbs will tire, your mind will burn,From this maze you shan't return!
You've had it bad and you'll have it worse!Face my wrath! On you, I Bestow Curse!
Illusory clones, fast as I can make them,Have another simulacrum!
Thought you'd leave the fight with ease?Try now running by that grease!
Try as you might, you'll never get at me,I'm behind seven chain contingencies!
Gone gone the form of man
Am I human, or a nimble elf?none shall know I Alter Self.
>>47583775Fleet and steed don't rhyme dum dum.
Thy earthly form I shall ablate,With maximized Disintegrate!
>>47582966With this rhyme I spit your skin will moltFrom this red hot fiery Lighting Bolt!
In the darkness shan't thou fright,In the glow of my dancing lights.
>>47583859Carry that!? I dare not risk, Instead I'll call my Floating Disk!One short moment, away it'll whisk! It's rather slow though, tsk tsk tsk...
Your frozen limbs you will be cursin'Once I hit you with Hold Person
>>47583512Hear them whine and hear them whistleThat's the sound of my magic missile
>>47582966Heavens, hear me! Grant me power!Over week and day and hour!Every second, comes unfurled!Time Stops its flow - and stops the world!
Holy shit you're out of luck! Eat this smite you undead fuck!
Power beyond the twilightand crimson blood that flows,Buried in the stream of timeis where your power grows,I pledge myself to conquer,all the foes who standBefore the mighty gift bestowed,in my unworthy hand
>>47583775I must away and with all haste,I've not a moment more to waste.You see, this is a pressing need,To me, my trusty phantom steed!
To overcome the spider's curse,Simply quote a bible verse
I'mma be honestThat swing you made was off the shizzleBut now you'll taste this magic missile
Through wondrous chant and true evocation,Behold my prestidigitation
>>47584022Okay, so MAYBE I could've made the reference a little less obvious.
Too bad, your first strike shouldn't have missed. I'm the fucking muscle wizard; I cast Fist.
>>47583985You have wronged me yet again,So cast off the form of mortal man.Perhaps the serpent's shape you'll take,Or that of a stone deep in a lake.Maybe a tall tree in a field,Or the sword that warriors wield.You'll be as a barnacle beneath the wharf,On the receiving end of True Polymorph!
>>47584050Lucky I had shield ready, your beef I can block, Now to respond, Summon: The Rock
Your swords shall find no purchase with me,Magic armor, 1-2-3!
Rise from the ground, plants that strangle!Envelope my foes, I cast Entangle!
It's time to feast!Bring me some wineAnd pearls. I shallIdentify.
>>47584128This object's powers I shall descryWith scrutinous gaze I thee IDENTIFY!
>>47582966Blackened bones, skin aflayMaximised fucking Scorching Ray!Towers fall, sovereigns kneelOpen, wound no god can healWorld turtle's back again shall breakSerpent's rising, COME, EARTHQUAKE!With a single joyous soundFreedom's claim leaves none bound.
Foul serpents of your blood shall slake;I fling these twigs, now Sticks To Snakes!
>>47584105You're the type that I do like:One that won't withstand True Strike!
>>47584107You better watch out, you better not die! But if you do, Re-vive-i-fy! Badass brawler's com-ing, a-round.
Double, double, toil and trouble, fire burn and cauldron bubble, Greater Crystal Soul Mass.I guess I can't...
>>47584163My janky magic will kick your casual ass,Git gud, here comes greater crystal soul mass!
To in my mind fuck the king's mother, before my my magic, I Disguise Other!
>>47582966Conjunction junction, what's your function?I'm going to cast that Mage's Disjunction.
>>47583933>>47584146Death, destruction and minmaxing,Want to start some scrimmage?Fools, I am not even here,It's Projected Image!
>>47584155I see your blade and hear your speechI'll misty step beyond your reach!
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! HA HA HA HA, MAGIC JAR!!
Those clouds above are very frightening,Your skin will singe once I call lightning!
Sorry about breaking your spineBut now I can turn your tears to wine!
Deserving death while still natalFuck this game, I cast FATAL.
Wanna see my magic lawn?I you don't, be gone!Otherwise I'm going toTurn you flesh to stone.
Now I'm imagining that these are all mnemonics being used by a particularly old wizard who keeps forgetting the names of his spells. Some of these actually sound really cool.We are falling from great height,a spell I'll cast to solve our plightO plume of bird, on you I callto save our skins, cast Feather Fall!Your destiny's death, you'll feel as muchin the clutching grasp of my Chill Touch!
>>47584050Fucking you say? You better watch your tongue.else you'll find quite hard to talk with an Aboleth's lung.
>>47582966This miracle is of perversityThat will make of you a travestyNonetheless, accept it with levityBehold, it's WAVES OF ECSTASY
"Rummaging through stuff of mine,For some magic boons?Well, I hope you're doing fine.Now, explosive runes!"
>>47582966Please, OP. This won't be too hard.Don't you know, I took Multiclass: Bard?Danger looms while you can see me.But sucks for you, for I cast: Invisibility!Gold digging bitches will come from across the nation,when they hear how I became Midas with Transmutation.I've got just the spell here, to make you fall.Crap, which one was it? Oh yeah, Fireball!A buff spell for you. No, it won't increase your length!Just go do all the dirty work, Fighter, with some added Strength.
>>47582966Oi, fuck these rhymes, I'm not on a bender;Why's it so hard to cast Eagle's Splendor?
>>47584355I wouldn't become a strong thaumamancerIf I haven't used the Mnemonic Enhancer.http://www.d20srd.org/srd/spells/mnemonicEnhancer.htm
now you'll find I'll split my visageWhich one is real, with Mirror Image?
Fork of lightningThunder's crashRun thrice backwardsRound struck ashCut the barkAnd pierce the skinBrings the wandering spirits in.
>>47584532I'll win a race of any lengthFor you see, I have Bull's Strength!I'll outlast you, that's my assuranceFor I am blessed with Bear's EnduranceTake care that you don't fall flat on your face,I'll ensure it, have some Cat's Grace!My intelligence is truly stunning,I'll bamboozle you with Fox's CunningYou'll find this pastime truly is dumbOnce you're filled with Owl's Wisdom
Pick a face from off the shelfAnd try it on; Alter Self.Dweomer's warp be torn asunderThaumic weft again has fellMagic's death in rolling thunderTwo rights make wrong with Counterspell.Hands of giants, mountain's thewsStrength of bulls to speed the chargeAncient hero's strength to useEarthen champion, now, enlarge!A fading eye, A lasting sighA final, mourning, last goodbyeA now-escaping fleeting breathA single touch: Finger of Death.A man, it seems, on a drinking tearWould search for miles for good brown beerWhat icy grasp did hold his heartTo play for years the drunkard's part?In vain he sought both far and near, High and low, to Remove Fear.
That cavalry charge is pathetically smallWhen compared to this prismatic wall.
>>47583969That's some prime shit, but I would adjust the second line be "beware the keen of my magic missiles".
Hard mode:make it a rapHardest mode:make it a good rap
You who dared deface my home,Fooled to think you'd find my tome.You who dared brave the unknown,And sought, with this, to steal the throne.Your courage, yes, I must commend,But now this farce is at its end.Know nothing else, and scream alone,As now I change your Flesh to Stone.
Fear of even coming nearFor a new one I will tearClear through you and right from hereWith a goddamn eldritch spear.
Gods dance among usI will walk the paths they strideEthereal Jaunt
>>47582966Now this is a story all about howYour carriage flipped, turned upside downBut I'd like to take a minute, just sit right thereI'll tell you how I became a Wizard and casted Repair.
>>47583661Aww skeet skeet
Hear them rattle, see them shakeRising up, feel the earth quakeThey come in hordes, my faithful thrallsThey shamble to me, to heed my callsFleshed stripped bare, bones bleach whiteI Create Undead, they walk tonight!
Gasp! Bested by the power you wield!Oh wait, I forgot. I prepped Shield.Seams unsewn or metal bending?This repair behooves my Mending!Oh, I'm sorry, did you have plans?Take this! My Pocket Burning Hands!Good thread.
BY THE SUN AND BY THE MOONLIGHTNING BOLTKRACKABOOM!
THE DANGER CLAW SHALL SNIP AND SNAPULTIMATE POWER CRAB ATTACK
I laugh and taunt and pester and jeerwhile i'm in Otillukes Resilient Sphere
Archon's flames, swarm aroundBurn the sky and shred the groundHide the Moon; avert the SunConstellation Requiem
bagic fagicdetect magic
>>47582966Empowered with hellish flamesHellish Rebuke will end your game
>>47583766dankest wizard award nominee
I'm not sure what you'll do But i cast summon monster II
>>47583850I love you
Higgity Piggity,Piggity Wok!Shit's getting hairy,So now Time Stop!
>>47582966PrestidigitationWiggle the fingers, scrunch the nose,into the world magic goes,create, color, cool or warm,to a simple whim, I give form!I love these threads, and sincerely wish that it didn't make me feel awkward to say magic rhymes like this at the table.
>>47582966But of thistle and a little this,How 'bout you choke on my rock fist!
>>47582966Roses are redViolets are blueMy balls are on fireHave them at (you)
>>47582966There's an inferno loose in the hall! Oops, that wasn't supposed to be fireball!
>>47582966HARD MODE: for each spell level you must add that many additional lines to your rhymea level 0 spell requires 2 rhyming lines while a level 9 would require 11
From the shoulder,Beyond the wrist!Loot out evildoer,Here's bigby's fist!
The greatest chance, shine through the nightA twist of fate, to change the world, and set it rightMagic unbound, powerful and trueThere is no limit, to what it can doLook to the skies, see it's lightFeel the warmth, of true hope brightTwinkle twinkle, smallest starWonder not how far you areWithin my hand I hold you nearTo keep you close and chase away fearUp above the world so highA diamonds worth could only tryI speak these words, my desire I accomplishNow change this world, and grant my Wish!
>>47582966Break out the smiles you weary, sore nationsIt's time I amuse you with prestidigitation.My kid talked back and I disliked his toneso I stood up and blasted flesh into stone.My old man's really turned into a borenow all he does is read legend loreThe geezer was struck by a ray of enfeeblementso he taxes x-lax as a means of aperient.I busted a nut in the butt of a slutand locked her inside Leomond's tiny hutthen summoned a carpenter to do an expansionFor my Mordenkainen’s magnificent mansion.
Now bow you all!My will commandsthese Burning Hands,this Fireball!(Gotta love quickened spell)
Behold, through my ostentation,comes the might of my vocation!Through years of cant and reclamation,I unleash prestidigitation!
A curse is strung.A sentence passed.Brought low by grammar at the last.Thereby was demonkind confinedEnchained in meter, rapt in rhyme.In verse and measure. set in time.Where naming binds all things to shape.Divides the angel from the apeYet all that's measured must decay - all bars - all cages - fall away!Come fiery dawn! The demon's day!And thus, with time stretched far too thin for further wordy artifice, instead these clumsy couplets must suffice!Quit! Quit now, the form of man!Rise, super-demon!ETRIGAN!I know it's not a spell, but I just love the long incantation.
>>47586242I got a job interview but I went on a benderso this morning I barfed and then cast Eagle's SplendorAn intern told me to sneak into her dorm-At her Catholic school it's out of the norm-But I took my chances and cast gaseous form.I didn't bother with suggestion or knockI wafted right in through the dressing room lockI decided to fuck her and slipped through her frockbut I had no sheepskin sheathe for my cockso I smeared on some soil and cast mud to rock
>>47582966With a mask or without gain;You may be a big guy, but this is bane
>>47586466>/tv/ casting from their domain spells.png
Feel the rhythm, feel the rhyme,go go Time Wizard powers, it's s-l--o---w----t-----i------m-------e
Famished you no longer have to carry,as I cast upon these small fruit: Goodberry
There's no way to.. Stop the Walken..As I cast.. Air walkin'
ROSES are redVIOLETS ARE BLUEThis isn't a spell!presti-didgeri-doo!
ZIP ZOP ZOOBITY BOPLITTLE GIRL MAKE THOSE PANTIES DROP
>>47586793what kind of sorcery is this?
Now, you become an insectAs my baleful polymorph takes effectYour spell resistance you should have checkedGit gud or git rekt.
Abracadabra!Explodo-kabooom!May this tome become your tomb!EXPLOSIVE RUNE
I just turned level threeeeethese spells are oh so new to meeeeBUt everything is fiinnnneeas long as I have my companioon swiiiineWe are going to have so much fun!With summon monster ONECelestial pig, i choose you!
someone make a hip hop beat and vocaroo the best ones wizard core
>>47586109Just play a Merlin ala sword and the stone type of wizard. They're basically the best kind
>>47587647Like Captain Dan and the Scurvy Crew is pirate rap?
>>47582966Begone, farewell, ye sad, sad man!It's about time you kick the can!
>>47582966Fear not descent from cliff so tallWith power of my Feather F-SPLAT
>>47582966Bone to socket, blood to veinMake this person whole again(For healing spells) And an alternate version of the 2nd line:Stitch the wound and dull the pain
Thus your state will soon to worsenShould say I, upon you -- Hold Person.
People say my rhymes too ill/but I skipped sick it's Power Word: Kill
>>47582966Swiggity swaggityI am nowSurrounded by booty
>>47584756Now, this is a legend all about howMy spell got flipped-turned upside downAnd I'd like to cast a new oneJust sit right thereI'll jinx you till you become the clown of the town that's your lair
I shouldn't cast it in a hall, But here it goes, my fireball.
>>47586242Come, come! To me! Thou twisted shapesFrom the mind to the Real escape.Assail my foes with wicked speech,Tell the darkest fears to each.Like to a nightmare you are akin,Springing from man's darkest sin.You that stand against my might,Prepare for deadly phantom fright.Before your eyes dark things appeared,You wring your hands and pull your beard,Tormented by the things most feared,As I bring about a deadly Weird!
>>47582966>2-4-6-8>Who do we DISINTEGRATE>Hey Bigby you so grand>When I cast your grasping hand>Hey Bigby>here i sit, broken hearted>tried to Wish but Burning Arc'd it>We're no strangers to love>You know the rules and so do I>Locate Object's what I'm thinking of>You wouldn't get this from any other guy>When this wizard casts Arcane Shield, all those who oppose this shield must yield!>Now this is the story all about how my life got flipped, turned upside down. So if you'd like to take a minute just sit right there and with Tenser's Floating Disc you'll be flying in the air
>>47582966I feel the lightning course through my stave,Prepare yourself! I cast Thunderwave!
Actly, quick like you areBricken sty a cushion!I'm inclifting pureJamical confusion!
>>47584179My dear wizard you have much to fear,for hear comes Gwyn's Sunlight Spear.
>>47582966My ex-girl said I'm too fastFuck you whore, here's eldritch blast!
>>47582966Until Death's Final Claim,Suffer under Black Flame.It's a setting specific spell
Fuck this dumb lockI'm casting Knock
Gods, where oh where did I leave my cane?I cast Contact Other Plane.
As a warlock all I castIs a simple eldritch blast.Since my choice is not so vast,You are getting eldritch blast!Acting quick and acting fast,I am using eldritch blast.Your defences are bypassedBy a simple eldritch blast.Hey you there, tall as mast!Get your sudden eldritch blast.I am not so simply sassed,Need no weapon, eldritch blast!Everybody stop aghast:Wow, another eldritch blast.Spells exhausted. Least, not last,I resort to eldritch blast!
>I don't want, anybody else>When I think about you I Healing Touch myself>She got a gold tooth you know she's hardcore>She'll show you a good time then she'll Detect Secret Doors>Time STOP>In the name of love...>L - E - V - I - T - A - T - E>You know what it means to me>Well how does it feel?>To be on your own?>Know Direction home
Your appearanceNow is gross;Oink for me withPiggunose!
>>47582966My knowledge is great i can assureby that i know the legend lore!
>>47584155You and I, we're not alikei shall feat your weakness with a true strike!
>>47584180>10/10 oh lawd
Tracking you down shouldnt be hard mathto do so now i cast Find path!
>>47588737Ice cream, sugar, chocolate, candy,Now become your urgent needs;You don't want no more to brandish,Leave the fight: you crave for sweets!
This stupid princess looks so boringTurn her golden hair to orange!
I broke up with my ex girl. Here's her number.SIKE, THATS THE WRONG NUMBER
[rhyming primal screams]She's a bit more of a sorceress than a wizard, despite her pretensions otherwise.
>>47582966From the deepest depths to the greatest height,Let me see all, with my True Sight!
>>47589975what spell is this
>>47590227I don't think you read the OP
As I sit, so hot and hornyI look upon the RogueSo lithe and slim, so toned and smoothHowever, still a blokeHis form so still, I bend my willand cast Flesh to Stone. Phase one complete, I prep my meatI need a girl to bonePhase two is easy, still take a glanceat the spellbook, leave none to chance. Cast Stone to Mud and begin to grinMy evil plan is kicking inNo more need for masturbationwith lots of room to mouldI cast a swift prestidigitationbefore the mud turns cold.Now Mud to Stone, my spellbook glowsI'm working in reverseI notice the chest's lopsidedBut I could have done worseThis method is genius! I hope to sellThis method in Wizard VogueCast Stone to Flesh and then caressMy brand new Waifu Rogue.
>>47591170you twisted genius
>>47582966By the great holiness of Gwenevere so bright,By the nourishing guidance of the path of the right,By the ward that protects against the Dark's foul blight,Guard these warriors - Soothing Sunlight!
>>47591502Great Lord Gwyn, God without Peer,Guide this lance - Sunlight Spear!
>>47582966I gather my will and I now denyThe surly bonds of earth; cast Fly
>>47591421Thanks, but it's not my idea. Flesh to stone to mud to stone to flesh has been floating around /tg/ as a way to sell plastic surgery for a while now.
>>47582966She's a Mermaid, so something like this?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhJLO5pFKTIAs for writing it down, she uses knot language like Quipu, so it'd go something like I I I O I IO I I I I IOO I O O OWhich would just be tedious to type, really.
>>47591536Witch of Izalith, creator of flame so warm,Bed of Chaos, mother of the demons' swarm,Great Lost Izalith, Pyromancy's dorm,Grant me your magic, flame above norm,The forbidden art that refuses to conform,The primal soul's power taken form - The insatiable Chaos Firestorm!
>>47582966Finger of death will destroy you, and your flesh (?).
Swordsmanship, that's no small feat,But when its time to battle, I bring the heat,Leaving you gasping, your ass is ash,No rebuttal, your rhymes are trash,You shoulda called a cleric, my flow is so ill,But it's already too late, Power Word: Kill.
>>47591679>wew ladI gave it a shot.
For now I'm a dwarf,but your luck be poor,For when I polymorph,I'M A DINOSAUR!
>>47582966I shall destroy your Earthly formWith my mighty meteor swarm!
>>47583999...I've not a moment more to waste,we must now act with all haste.
>>47584350Did this rhyme before you put it into google translate?
>>47582966Geometry fails, lines run in diagonalsParting the veils, come forth Black Tentacles!
>>47582966Spammable spell too often castThe good ol'faithful, Eldritch Blast
>>47582966Look at my hand!I cast: pocket sand!
>>47584093Good choice of spell.
>>47582966What is your wish? Your life as a fish?So it is sung, you now have Aboleth's lung.
I'll take all your shite,Not even a spell, a Cheat.
>>47582966Freedom of movement: I want to break freeI want to break freeI want to break free from your liesYou're so self-satisfied I don't need youI got to to break freeGod knows, God knows I want to break free
Expeditious retreat:I like black and white (dreaming of black and white)You like black and whiteRun run awaySee chameleon Lying there in the sunAll things to everyoneRun run away
When a door is without a lock,All you need to do is Knock!
>>47584229first line, last ha should be a har for rhymes
Changing alignment:Tell me nowWho taught you how to hate?Because it isn't in your bloodNot a part of what you're madeSo let this be understoodSomebody taught you how to hateWhen you live this way, you becomeDead to everyone
>>47593475>hardlyThat is quite correct indeed. Heh.
>>47590906A Supa Hot Fireball
Like Molasses you shall goWhen I cast the words of Slow.
From highest sky to deepest sea,With allied beasts, I strike at thee!I cast Summon Monster Three!
>>47582966To protect me on this battlefieldI summon the mighty Ice Shield!A rather poor rhyme.
Your summons are pathetic and lameSo I bid you farewellAnd eat my counterspell!
Fuck this magic; fuck these puzzlesI'm the strongest wizard and I cast MUSCLES!
I am worthy, I believe in the lordWith my honor, I shall cast sword
Darkness beyond twilightCrimson beyond blood that flowsBuried in the stream of time is where your power growsI pledge myself to conquerAll the foes who standAgainst the mighty gift bestowed in my unworthy handMay the fools who stand before me be destroyedBy the power you and I possessDragon slave!
>>47596099To protect me against the blades that you wieldI shall cast the mighty freezing ICE SHIELD!
Safe from this world's chaos and kelterI'll spend the night in Leomund's secure shelter!
You stand your ground as it crumbles beneath you!EAT MY SHIT! CREATE PIT!A good wizard gets to have some leeway with each cast. Leaves room in each incantation for a seething remark.
Whence you venture into rain uninviting,You shall be struck by Chain Lightning!
>>47596873What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bandit? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Seillune sorcerery academy, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Valgaav, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in using the Sword of Light Gourri promised to give me, and I’m the second most powerful mage on the entire continent. You are nothing to me but just another recurring comic relief villain. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before this side of the Demon Sea, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am seeking out a Claire Bible manuscript with your location, so you better prepare for the storm, you little worm. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in roughly seven ways, and that’s just with magic, weapons, and asking my friends to do it. Not only am I extensively trained in armed combat, but I have access to an entire arsenal of spells provided it's not that time of the month, and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy sorcerous retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will Dragon Slave all over you and you will burn in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>47582966Lights, amusement, and trickery.Fools that are, will bend the knee.Greater illusion.
Though your dreams were once serene and fair.Soon shall be dashed, for I cast Nightmare!
>>47594277Lions, owls, eagles, and more,All of them coming to bust down your door,I cast Summon Monster Four!
>>47582966A spell that's hard to name without stiltingIs Abi-Dalzim's Horrid Wilting
>>47598000From heaven and hell these beasts deriveand with a word they will arrive.I cast summon monster five!
HUBBLE BUBBLETOIL AND TROUBLEWON'T YOU PLEASECHECK THESE DOUBLES
>>47598422That's pretty good. It would be a shame if someone else cast Mirror Image and outside you.
>>47598503>It would be a shame if someone else cast Mirror Image and outside you.>and outside youwhat
>>47598528Out did you*
Divert these missiles, make arrows bend;I beseech thee Slyph, grant thy Wall of Wind!
Rolled 2 (1d20)>>47598422>Caster level check for scriptless triples.
>>47592936Great musical taste but you didn't read the OP dude
>>47598730Rhyme doesn't mean rhyming sounds always. It can, by itself, mean to simply recite a verse or poem.
>>47598958But is it the way a green-skinned big nosed witch who lives in a forest, rides a flying broomstick, has a pet black cat and broils potions in a cauldron would cast a spell?
They come in swarms and waves and piles,an army of vermin most vile!Chitter, slither, hiss, squeak!You, sir are the prey they seek!The verminous hordes will do you harm,when I say: Summon Swarm!
>>47582966What the fuck have you just said?You'll shut up when I Raise the Dead.Lightning quick, fire warm,Come together in Firestorm.Should I do it? I just might.I choose you, my Dancing Lights!I don't trust it, I just think,I should Purify this Drink.Hear me now, come one, come all,Listen close as I Enthrall.
>>47600695Dumb decision, you dickhead.Deadlydoos! Command Undead!
>>47582966I'm going to turn you all gaySo what the heyYou're nothing but a bunch of maggotskiss each other like a pack of faggots.
>>47582966I'mma delay this action here, 'cause if you don't let me pass,then you gon' get a fireball all up in yo' ass.Now check it, nigga, I'm gonna cast blurso now I'm dodgin' everything all up in hurr.One-two one-two, I'm gonna keep this simple-like,you're instantly dead now, that's it, drop the mic.
>>47582966In West Philadelphia born and raised on the playground spent most of my days*Poof* Now I'm the prince of a town called Bel Air
As the earth quakes with the resounding sound,And with risk of destruction your movements bound.More then a simple attack, it puts your life at stake,Trapped in hazards you would usually escape.You will now accept that you have been outplayed,By the strategic might of my Booming Blade!
Hear the calling of old death's drone,Spare me now as I raise my clone.
>>47582966Leylines and herbs and a parchment of glyphsfireball, longpipe and three pounds of kief!
To another realmmy friends and I will travel.Astral projection.
>Creatures of this broken dale, fear now all my mighty gale and know the greatest mage by far, is the mighty BELLEGAR!Best rhyming wizard.
>>47605730OP said a rhyme, not a poem. I don't think haikus count.
My flesh shall not yield,Quickly now, raise my shield!
>>47605763Haikus ALWAYS count.
I spy a fighter in my gaze.A low intelligence, surely.So here comes a Maze!
>>47605816I suppose they workEven if they do not rhymeWell, for now at least.
STICKS TO SNAKES STICKS TO SNAKES STICKS TO SNAKES STICKS TO SNAKES NANANANANA NANANA NANA NA NA STICKS TO SNAKES
Forgot to rule out dragons of colors strange?That will be my form, Shape Change.
>Mage's Magnificent MansionFug
>>47606228When out of room at my home,I built another expansion,When out abroad is where I roam,I build a Magnificent Mansion!
>itt: people who can't into counting syllables.>durr, I'll just slap an ABAB rhyme on the end and then I can into spells hurr.
>>47582966LEST YE TREMBLEWHEN YE SLIPFEATHER FALLHAVE A SAFE TRIP
>>47584756theys wont be frontin / bout you being bigger / cuz i cast englarge person / for you, my niggajust kill me already
Preferably said to the Damsel you're rescuing. When faced with Demons, never fearI'll just use Dispel magic my dear!
When faced with A charging horseI just useWall of Force!
To hear a distant battlecryAll things you need is use a Scry
Boy, you sure are frightnening,buy you're no match for my chain lightning!
Trouble has befalled the Dryad's TreeA long fight is in store for meAnd so I cast this Extended Shilelagh
The boat is dull,too long to make portHere's the solutionScroll of Teleport
You dare doubt my reputationI'll show you - Teleportation!
You fires bring immolationAnd crystals of ice to the sky But truly wizard if only you faultlessly spell "prestidigitation"
Telum meum jacta est.Mors tua facta est.
>Controlling fools like mindless ants,>Otto's Irresistable Dance!
>>47598503You don't have to tell me twice except in the stone age
FOR SALE:EXPLOSIVE RUNESNEVER USED
Your free movement must now ceaseAs I make I make you slip with Grease!
>>47582966To transform my lifu,I've just the trick,I'll become my waifu,But with a dick!
>>47582966Wreathed in flameYou'll find your purseunless first hitby this hearse!
>>47582966semen hymen demen *poof*
I am the bone of my sword Steel is my body and fire is my blood I have created over a thousand blades Unknown to Death, Nor known to Life Have withstood pain to create many weapons Yet, those hands will never hold anything So as I pray, unlimited blade works.
Strength of Bull, to make blood run, RIP AND TEAR, UNTIL IT IS DONE
Thou hast spent thy final breathand languish in the grasp of death,but though thy doom the gods have spoken,ancient power, now awoken,bids thy sleeping bones to riseand overturn thy old demise,for words of power have been said,to chill the quick and Raise the Dead!>>47607740Nice one, anon
by right of mighti bind theei bind theeby this blood of minei hold theei hold theeparalyzing touch
>>47582966you do well with the weapon you wield, but still can't beat my magic shield.
>>47606360No one cares.
>>47611929but I care, senpai
As I channelThrough ash and smokeI hide myselfWith arcane cloak
Chromatic blightwill sear my prey,Transforming nightto brightest day.Before this lightall seems too grey,now taste my might:Prismatic Spray!
There was an apprentice named Norm,who liked to sneak into girls' dorms.He'd cast nice and subtleto stare at their butts, allusing his Gaseous Form.Let not the welts of blade and fist end life,nor let the spirit here be broken down.So with my hand, I rouse those felled by strife,that they may wear the dawn's bright-glowing crown.So hail to thee, O Plane of healing pow'r;From thy depths flow streams of life unending.Aid us now, aid us now, in this our darkest hour,and grant this mortal form your greatest mending!By holy might and will of Paladin,let now these wounds be close entirely.Life up your hearts, for steel lies within,and nothing living lives as hard as thee.Be grandiose, stand as a hero stands!Now, by my soul be healed! Lay on Hands!Though I know I should be buffing,that feels like I'm doing nothing.Deeps are first, supports are last.>Eldritch Blast!>Eldritch Blast!>Eldritch Blast!
You should have run, you cunting fool.Maximised delayed-blast fireball.
>>47612466You think I'll run? You think I'll drop?No chance in hell, my friend. Time Stop!
>>47612528Well call me a 3e monk, you've made a total fool of me.Oh wait no, the opposite. Disjunction as Contingency
What's that creature that you've made?Does it yearn to burn and raid,Or walk gently through the glade?More's the pity; dies to Doom Blade.
In the privy, getting head,But she has fangs! Disrupt Undead!
Make my dick huge, cover her in a semen delugeHit with the force of Rocky, I am the one man bukakke jockeyAm I doin it rite?
A gorgon's curse to shake your bones,That's right bitches, Flesh to Stone!
>>47582966Eye of bat, flake of thistleHIT THEM WITH A MAGIC MISSILE!
>>47582966bingus, bongus, enlarge my dongus
>Sunrise, wrong side of another day!>I cast level 5 scorching ray!
>>47620406>Pushing up the ante, I know you got to see me,>Read 'em and weep, Jesus Christ, my sides again,
>>47620427>I was next to the /m/utant that killed Lemmy when he postedI could've stopped this
>>47584416>mfw I check the spoiler
>>47620504I will find you, and I will kill you.
Magic missile, fo shizzle!
Awaken and hear my commands,stir o spirits, lift your heads,by the power of these accursed hands,a spell I speak to Animate Dead.
holy spirits and benevolent figures,hear my call and revive these niggers!
>>47620761>Animal totems and spirit guides>Come to me and hold my sides!
Just to keep your bitch ass warmI hereby summon Fire Storm!
>>47582966FROM THE WINDOWWWWTO THE WAAALLTILL THE WHOLE PARTY FEATHER FALLTILL THE WHOLE GANG FEATHER FAAALL
>>47582966LOOK UP IN THE SKYIT'S A BIRD, IT'S A PLANE,IT'S THE WIZARD, BITCHCASTING FINGER OF PAIN!
>>47582966I need not raise a hand to kill you,A rat, or dog, or viper can have that fun.Your death will be fanged! SUMMON MONSTER I!Hell's lowest devil, or an elemental's lightest burnWill destroy you on queue.Minion of the planes, destroy them,SUMMON MONSTER II!
All that have been good, but is anyone strong enough to Analyze Dweomer?
Who pissed in your chips? Your attitude worsens, but I want things from you, so Dominate Person.
>>47582966flippity flappity with wings you are stricken!Enjoy your life as a goddamn chicken!
>>47582966Mysterious forces, get me up in his bidness,bless me with the gift of glibness.
>>47582966Ravage the land, like never beforeTotal destruction, from mountain to shore!>~Gargamel OG.
>>47624003If you're in trouble it will save the dayIt's smart and it's useful come what mayWithout it the mission would go astrayIt's An'lyze, An'lyze, An'lyze Dweomer!
>>47583512Magic missile, you'll burn fo' shizzleExplosions abound, your organs will drizzle
>>47582966By my eternal prolapse I command you to collapse!!