>You are Maple Son-Mahogany, one of two young Tuffle twins thrown at Earth starting in early Dragon Ball by your "father," Dr. Raichi>"Canon" had already taken a sharp turn from the "norm" when you began, and through your actions, choices, and dialogue, took even further turns from the "norm," and will probably continue to do so>Stats and dice mechanics are used, and can be explained again as needed>Let's all try to have some fun, ok?And a pastebin:http://pastebin.com/MDdaFHb0Last time, on Dragon Ball Tuffle Quest Z! You and Chiaotzu acquired a ship and decided to head off to find Lazuli, happening upon a ship of space orphans along the way. Afterwards, you were confronted by a question on how you would deal with Freeza, and finally arrived on Planet Brench... only to find it almost completely deserted. And with a monster called Leon being the apparent reason why.https://youtu.be/NLOxUvbGG1I
>>47473562"Now, you're sure that you haven't seen any blonde women with pale skin around lately? Goes by the name of Lazuli?" you question Custad, Scouter's reading on... whatever the hell that is going up and up."If she's smart she'd be long gone by now, left with most other people." he responds, looking down at his leg again, still having a hard time believing that it just healed up like that. "How close is your ship?""We landed right outside, were kinda looking for what happened." Well this is great. You look in the direction of the signal on your Scouter again, and curiously, it seems to be going AWAY from you for a moment. And then its Power Level stops rising. Then it rises again. Then it starts dropping. It cycles through that for a short while before finally rising again. What the hell is going on?>A. Custad, get to your friend and head to the ship, I'm gonna look around for a moment>B. Stick with him, ask him some questions on this "Leon" thing>C. Something else?Roll me 1d20, best of five. DC is 20.
Rolled 9 (1d20)>>47473571>>B. Stick with him, ask him some questions on this "Leon" thing
Rolled 7 (1d20)>>47473571>>B. Stick with him, ask him some questions on this "Leon" thing
Rolled 3, 7, 19 = 29 (3d20)>>47473571Here's the other three, but I gotta go to work soon so I hope other people trickle in.
Rolled 18 (1d20)>>47473571>B. Stick with him, ask him some questions on this "Leon" thing
Rolled 18 (1d20)>>47473571>>B. Stick with him, ask him some questions on this "Leon" thing
Sheesh, I think this is our first dc 20....
>>47473571You blink for a moment, a slight headache coming. It's almost like the whole world just... flickers. But your Scouter's signal doesn't change. Leon, or at least what you assume is it's strength, is easily over a million now. And most strange of all it doesn't seem to be approaching you. It's... circling the spaceport. Rather fast, but there's a clear pattern to its movements. "Is there anything else you can tell me about this thing?""It somehow woke up and just started attacking people left and right." Custad explains, exiting the building. He looks at your ship curiously, rubbing his head. "A little... small, that thing. Can barely fit all of us in it."You give him a slightly annoyed look, but don't make an issue of that comment. "It's a rental. But, attacking how? What exactly does it do?""Its body seems immune to blasters." he states, pointing to his gun. "And our best warriors could injure it, but the injuries were minor and seemed to somehow heal up just as quickly as damage was done. None of our Scouters could detect what kind of strength it has. It would strike at people with its giant jaws and seemed to be able to modify its body slightly, fangs and claws growing larger on demand."Machines that... can rapidly heal? Well that's sounding... uncomfortably familiar. You both arrive in what Custad states is the communications area, and it certainly looks the part. You can sense someone nearby... aha, there she is, hiding in a... trash can?(cont.)
>>47474618"Mousseline, it's all right, we'll be able to get off this planet." the blue man shouts, causing the woman to poke her head out.Her skin as blue as the man next to you, head full of long blonde hair, and an orange dress with two... heart-shaped cuts in it on her chest and midriff. Well, you're not one to question space fashion right now. What you would question is her... voice. It's deeper than Custad's for a moment, and as she continues to speak it slowly becomes more feminine, at first sounding forced, but soon sounding far more natural. "Oh Custad, what about your leg? Didn't... Reta shoot it?""Kid here healed it up somehow." he comments, pointing to you."Not a kid." you grumble.>A. We've got everyone, let's leave>B. What's wrong with your voice?>C. Check on where Leon is now>D. Something else?Roll me 1d20 again, best of five. DC is 20.
Rolled 18 (1d20)>>47474639>>C. Check on where Leon is now
Rolled 4 (1d20)>>47474639>B. What's wrong with your voice?This shit is all an illusion isn't it? And that lady just made her voice sound right for her image.
Rolled 15 (1d20)>>47474639>B. What's wrong with your voice?
Rolled 18 (1d20)>>47474639>B. What's wrong with your voice?
Rolled 17 (1d20)>>47474639>>B. What's wrong with your voice?
Rolled 13 (1d20)>>47474639>D. Something else?>SAMMA DITTHI!
>>47474639You look at the woman suspiciously. "Er... is there something wrong with your voice? Do you need some water or something?"She gives a nervous look in response. "I'm... fine. Just a little frightened, is all."...yeah no she's not. You place your hands on your hips and give the same suspicious look to Custad. "Okay, what's really going on here?""Wh-what do you mean? And it's a little rude to say that about a lady's voice, kid.""If I have to say it one more time I'm going to hit one of you." you grunt lowly. "Come on, now I know you two are hiding something."Your head starts to hurt again, and it seems like the whole world flickers once more. You see Custad and Mousseline's skin turn... red? Then it goes back to their blue color. You this time try to focus whatever this is. And for a brief moment you see... Goku? You focus harder and-A flash comes to your mind. Goku, seems like he's on another planet, and he's talking with someone in PTO armor. Looks like a humanoid with black hair, Scouter, a... tail?! "Wait, you're that Vegeta guy's-?!"A loud roar snaps you out of this. Custad and Mousseline are running in a panic towards your ship. They're not very fast, certainly not as fast as you... but your Scouter is telling you Leon is closing in on you, quickly.>A. Head to your ship and demand some answers, now>B. Contact Chiaotzu and tell him to confront them, you're heading to the machine monster>C. Something else?
>>47473562Hi mommy katoHi questersI've been playing Som's dragonball quest.I asked him "What are you going to do to prevent the problems of your last quests, namely that we ride the exponentials to overpowered town"He said "You will have to train your ass off to stay relevant" and has implied that we might end up as this setting's Yamcha.Which would be ok, except we have the Kamehameha before we've even met Tien or Muten Roshi, and we were given the option to kill Goku (which we did not use).I'd say we're on track for SOM Station.In other news one of the wooden sideboards in my bed has broken and I will need to go to Bunnings today to buy some square brackets, big screws, wood glue, and probably also a tool that can drive the big screws.
>>47475219>A. Head to your ship and demand some answers, now
>>47475233How long did it take for players to try to waifu Bulma? Or did they try to waifu Goku?
>>47475219>>A. Head to your ship and demand some answers, now
>>47475356There has been one person samefagging to waifu everything that moves. Thus far this has included Poca, Mai, and Bulma.Other players seem to have not waifu'd anything.Players expressed some initial interest in not being the Generic Goodguy Hero and a desire to play a character who has flaws that prevent him from being totally good, or his own motivations that line up mostly with being good but veer off sometimes.While this was going on, the Nimbus only partially accepted us as a rider, as we hadn't decided if we're pure or heart or not.We promptly threw that in the bin and are now the most Generic Goodguy Questcomplete-Savethevillagers as possible.Personally I'd have liked to have killed Goku. Just because good lord would that throw multiple wrenches into Dragonball and give our character some baggage (thus making him into less of an empty vessel to be filled with Generic Protagonist Juice). But such is life.
>>47475459They should waifu Goku.
>>47474618+++ ACTIVATING AUTOTUNE +++https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tBb4cjjj1gI
>>47475219>C. Something else?We must adapt to space fashion.
>>47475219You cross your arms and let out an irritated sigh, followed by a mumble of "Raio-ken." Like lightning, you bolt clear past the two and reach your ship, standing before it. The two stumble for a moment before getting a clear picture of you standing in their way. "Uh-huh, now let's try this again. Who are you two?"A loud gulp comes from them, now both of their voices sounding deeper. "C-can we please just get off this planet? Now?"You give an intimidating, cold glare as Chiaotzu arrives. "Answers. Now.""Jig is up, Zaacro." the "woman" says."Only because YOU didn't practice hard enough, Raiti." he gives in return.The whole world seems to darken, clouds filling the sky as the "spaceport" you were on turns out to be just a large mountainous. The two blue figures change into red, crab-like aliens, the two of them on their knees, ready to beg. "Please, we're sorry, but you're the only ship that's come by in over a year, we had to make you notice us somehow! And we need to get off this planet before that thing kills us!"As much as the planet seemed to be an illusion, Leon clearly wasn't. In fact, your Scouter finally gives you a clear answer on how strong it is. Power Level of 2 million. And the fluctuation you were given turns out to be... several large mollusk-like monsters, engaged in battle with it. The robot lion is treating them like the seafood buffet they are.Chiaotzu looks at you and shrugs. "I mean... it'd be cruel to just leave them here.">A. Fine, but any funny business and we're dropping you off back here>B. Get rid of the monster, if that's what they're so worried about>C. Ask about the illusions, how did they know about Planet Brench?>D. Something else?
>>47475824>C. Ask about the illusions, how did they know about Planet Brench?>D. Something else?"We would've helped you regardless of what you had looked liked. You have psychic powers you could have contacted us easily. How about we work together and see wnere this big guy came from?"
>>47475824Intention sense on the monster and the creatures it's fighting.Who's the "good guys" here?On the one hand, PL of 2 million clearly implies it's been put in the game world for us to fight, and is therefore the enemy, the "bad guy"On the other hand, this wouldn't be the first time we made a friend, and these red dudes are using deception. Deception is usually the "Bad guys" thing.I want to know who is the nice guy and who is the space asshole.
>>47475824>B. Get rid of the monster, if that's what they're so worried about
>>47475824Q. Kato, this might be powergaming, but is there any way we can practice our healing and Ki restore while focusing on other tasks, until we can achive some kind of passive weak regeneration?That way we could get into the higher levels of Kaioken without tearing ourselves into pieces. ... Or at least tearing ourselves into pieces slower than we heal from it.
>>47475824You look them both over, trying to sense their intentions, while also delving into their minds telepathically. While the two are clearly not nice folks, they genuinely do want to get off this rock. That said, it seems like they're also scam artists, and have used their illusion abilities before to attempt an escape. The monster attacking them is sent as punishment from one such attempt, from the "Order of Luud" that visited, to them, a year, but to you it seems to have just been three months ago. Bah, alien calendar systems."You know, you could have just contacted us directly instead of putting up this sham disguise thing. We'd have helped you off without much incident."One of them stands, frowning. "We had to trick your ship into stopping here! And thanks to the pale one, we knew that you were heading for Planet Brench...""Wait, me?" Chiaotzu asks.The two of them give uncomfortable looks. "We can't read the mind of the girl. Well... we CAN, but all we see are images of this... 'Goku' person. We'd need to use our feelers to get any deeper."Heh, comes in handy once again. "So... the 'Order of Luud,' what exactly was this?""Some dumb cultists that were trying to gain followers. We posed as a couple backwards hicks when some came by, thought we could trick them into letting us get out of here." the other answers, sighing. "It... didn't work.">A. Fine, we'll help you off, but you two are getting dropped off on the next planet we come across, we have a friend to find>B. We'll destroy the monster, but you two are staying here>C. Something else?
>>47476282>C. Something else?Lie to them. Tell them we'll help them, but leave them somewhere, while we see if we can make friends with Leon.
>>47476282>B. We'll destroy the monster, but you two are staying here
>>47476282>A. Fine, we'll help you off, but you two are getting dropped off on the next planet we come across, we have a friend to find
>>47476282>AFuck investing more than we have to into these guys.
>>47476282Do we have to destroy the monster if we choose B?The monster isn't really hurting us or our friends.
>>47476282>C. Something else?"I'm going to tame that overgrown furball. I have a tiger, so a lion shouldn't be a problem."Plus we're good with machines.
>>47476282>A.It'd be a dick move to leave them there, and I doubt the next people that come by will be in as good of a bargaining situation as we're in. If they try anything we can make sure the place they get dropped off on is a Galactic Patrol area.
>>47476282I'll leave it up to the other questers what happens to these two, but I want to interact with the robot in a non-violent way
>>47476282Chiaotzu was a scam artist, and we helped turn him and Tien around. Maybe chiaotzu can do the same for them?We'll need to help the lil' guy with his mental defenses. He'd probably use his doll-wife or Tien as his mental barrier. Seeing Guldo, Chiaotzu and the two all together would mean we'd have the best psychic group. All we'd need is a Kanassan to fill it out.
>>47476144So mix some sort of healing/regen aura?The 8 paths could have something like that down the line.
>>47476480I like this idea.
>>47476532I feel like Leon is indirectly their inoshikochoA scam artist duo + a monster causing havoc + things aren't all what they seemhmmmm....Yeah, if Mapes isn't having dejavu I don't know what will.
>>47476518It'd be nice if we could combine the SanKeepo with the Healing to get some Not Die, and combine that with the "Very power but very die" of overdoing the Kaioken, to get Very power with a normal amount of die?
Rolled 14 (1d20)>>47476566
>>47476282"Fine. We'll help you off this planet, but you're ending up on the first place we come across. We've got a friend we're trying to find." you state with an annoyed sigh."Makes the most sense." Chiaotzu comments.You nudge his shoulder. "You still haven't learned how to block Telepathy? I thought you'd be an expert at that kind of thing at this point."He blushes as you all head to the ship. "I... well, I can almost do it. But I'm trying to find the... right block for it.""Right... block?""I'd... rather it be something simple, and not personal. It's just hard to focus on that as an instinctive block." he adds, hopping in with the aliens.As you're about to take off, Leon finally seems to make it, jaws with bits of the oversized seafood stuck in there. It looks... angry, giving another roar. You wave to it apologetically. "Hey, sorry there, but we've kinda gotta leave. Can't play with you today, you strange, blue, robot lion. Maybe another time."It... is genuinely confused by the reaction you give it, not sure why you're so calm. It clearly seems to expect you to be like Zaacro and Raiti, cowering in terror. It snaps out of the confusion and prepares to attack, but you hop in your ship and take off before it can reach you. A disgruntled roar directed at you seems to accompany a... shaking of the monster's paw in anger.It'll be a little while before you reach the next inhabited planet, could get some rest with the suspended animation thing, or could spend some time trying to practice telepathy blocking with Chiaotzu. It's far too cramped to do anything else.>A. Get some rest>B. Let's try to practice telepathy blocking>C. Talk with the passengers for a bit>D. Something else?
>>47476764>B. Let's try to practice telepathy blocking>C. Talk with the passengers for a bitTheir psychics. Let's do this shit together. It can be their equal exchange for us saving them. Teach us cool new psychic stuff. Maybe emulate their feelers?
>>47476764>D. Something else?Keep an eye on those two pink scammers.Also why doesn't Chiaotzu just use Ice as his block?
>>47476793I'd use the Darkness personally.Ice, psychic powers and intimidating as fuck.
>>47476764>B. Let's try to practice telepathy blocking
>>47476811Has he met the Darkness in this timeline tho?Come to think of it we should totally go say hello to the Darkness when we get back to Earth.
>>47476833I support seeing all our old friends but especially the Darkness.In the Ask it was confirmed Chiaotzu when to the land of ice to work on his ice magic. So hopefully he learned a thing or two from the darkness.Still would like to see animated snow monsters be used with us...
All righty, a roll of 1d20, best of five. DC is 17.
Rolled 20 (1d20)>>47476912
Rolled 3 (1d20)>>47476852I want to face our inner innerness and maybe learn some mind tricks from the Darkness.Maybe make out with Shadow Maple.Okay I know Kato wouldn't approve that. But still, I want it!We also felt that Demon damage whatever that healing magic only made worse. Finding some way around that might be a good idea.>>47476912For Maple making out with Shadow Maple!
Rolled 17 (1d20)>>47476912
Rolled 19 (1d20)>>47476912When this run's much fun but then some bugger rolls 1
Rolled 13 (1d20)>>47476912
This was the most successful psychic roll evah.
Rolled 15, 18, 9, 19, 14, 10, 17, 17 = 119 (8d20)Too many high rolls. I'd better clear some low rolls out of the system
>>47476978Your using all the good ones, stop!
Rolled 7, 19, 3, 6, 20, 8, 2, 4, 12, 12, 14, 20, 5, 16 = 148 (14d20)>>47476989Waiit no I can fix it.ok THESE are the low ones!
>>47476978>>47477028Not a single one. What the actual
Rolled 20 (1d20)>>47477053ok I absolutely, 100% guarantee you that this one single dice roll is low and I'm saving us from pain
>>47475459Sounds like a Som quest alright.
>>47477076You're tempting Liam! Stop this madness right now, you... you... double heretic!
Rolled 4 (1d20)>>47477115*intentionally tempts Liam*
>>47476764"Chiaotzu, let's take some time to go over what I was talking about." you state, smiling back at him. "Time to learn some telepathy blocking."He sighs. "I-if you're sure, Maple."Over the course of the next few hours, taking a break only to get some of the food stored in the ship, you and Chiaotzu work on managing a good telepathy block for him, something that'll work well enough without being, as he calls it, too personal. You both eventually hit upon the idea of using Darkness as the "focus" of the block, Darkness and Chiaotzu's Ice Magic, the two mixing together to become a haunting, frigid image that people trying to read his mind would be confronted by....though in the process you learn something a little... new. In his time spent training with her, getting to know her... it seems Chiaotzu might have developed a bit of a crush on a certain someone. And he knows you know now. The first words out of his lips upon this realization are, of course, "Matchmaker Maple, no.">A. Matchmaker Maple, yes! You like Lazuli~!>B. Fiiiiiiine>C. Something else?
>>47477263>>A. Matchmaker Maple, yes! You like Lazuli~!
>>47477263No!!!!!!!! Lazuli goes into Krillin!Stop this madness now before it is too late!Be faithful to your waifu Ranfan or whatever her name was!
>>47477263>The first words out of his lips upon this realization are, of course, "Matchmaker Maple, no."http://inception.davepedu.com/
>>47477263>B. Fiiiiine But you should still let her know...
>>47477263>A. Matchmaker Maple, yes! You like Lazuli~!My first non-canon choice would actually be Lazuli/Vegeta, but this works too.>>47477296His waifu is literally a doll. This is a step up and you know it.
>>47477263>C. Something else?"What about your wife?!, you cheating sonofagun! I can't hold this from Ran Ran!" Magical materalize the doll up and confess everything. Then puppet the doll to tell Chiaotzu to follow his heart and at least not bottle up these emotions. Lazuli is a good friend and would understand. Then she'd tell him that Maple has several other candidates for him!
>>47477263Meanwhile, in ChiaotzuQuest>Moment of truth, Maple knows, now we just need to tell Lazuli and we're gold>FUCKING 18FAGS RUINING OUR CHANCE TO GO AFTER SUNO>Tien still best waifu
>>47477434All those Ranranfans...Who knew so many anons wanted to fuck a doll. Wait. Nvm. Forgot where I was for a moment.
>>47477434Geroquest here!We've had 10 threads in 3 fucking days. I feel like I'm sleep deprived.Oh, yes. Nothing out of the ordinary is happening on Earth. Or in fact anywhere near Earth.
>>47477522Magilquester.....Hell isn't fun.It's boring as shit.Fucking nat. 1's.
>>47477522Have you convinced Towa to fuck Maple yet?
>>47477692>>47477875I mean umYes, all of our plans center on that blue witch and you should definitely focus over 90% of your attention on what she's doing.
>>47477894Yes but did you convince her to fuck Maple yet? She clearly wants to. She's thirsty for it.
>>47477980I'd rather see Vados/Towa.
He looks at you with irritation. Ah, you want to say it so badly. So badly. But... you show some restraint. "Fiiiiiiine." you breathe out. "...but you should let her know some time.""...when it's right." he responds softly, sitting back in his seat.You have Zaacro and Raiti test out their mind reading on Chiaotzu to make sure it works, and sure enough, it does. With that, you finally get some rest in, heading to the nearest planet in the direction of the REAL Brench. It takes you some travel time, but finally you arrive on..."Hello and welcome to Planet Metamor, business or pleasure?" a humanoid woman dressed in professional attire asks with a friendly but slightly forced smile."Er... just a quick pit stop, I guess. So... pleasure?" you respond, rubbing the back of your neck."Business." Zaacro and Raiti, now looking more like the locals, state after you and Chiaotzu move on through. "I believe this is where we go our separate ways.""Just keep in mind why you ended up on that planet in the first place. Might be a good idea to try to turn over a new leaf, you've got a fresh start ahead. Please don't waste it." Chiaotzu asks of them."Yes, yes... farewell."With a slight stretch and a yawn, you look around the terminal area. Really could use a break and some time to get some fresh air. You also notice some people walking around outside in strange but matching outfits; vests, white pants with sashes, black boots. Some seem to have spiked, multicolored hair for some reason, while others have odd-looking balding tops with thick, full, and colorful long hair on the sides.>A. Look around a bit, try to get a brochure or something to see what this planet is about>B. Talk with the locals a bit, see if there are some good sights around>C. Ask Chiaotzu what he'd like to do>D. Something else?
>>47478072>>A. Look around a bit, try to get a brochure or something to see what this planet is about
>>47478072>A. Look around a bit, try to get a brochure or something to see what this planet is about>B. Talk with the locals a bit, see if there are some good sights around>C. Ask Chiaotzu what he'd like to do>D. Something else?Clothes beam up an outfit like the locals for Maple and Chiaotzu in their school colors so they don't stand out.
>>47478072>A. Look around a bit, try to get a brochure or something to see what this planet is aboutAt the very least, we'll be able to know where to get good food. Where there's good food and possibly traumatized serving staff/cooks, Goku is liable to be found there.
>>47478072>B. Talk with the locals a bit, see if there are some good sights around
Meta-gaming but....Who's gonna be our dance partner, and....uh...the name problem guys. We're going to fucking fight about it and have resentful comments about fusion names. I can see it now.
>>47478348Acer and Double Mahogany
>>47478442If we fused with chiaotzu we'd become a cute drag queen.Maple's look with Chiaotzu jiangshi apperanceI'd be fine with that.
>>47478072>D. Fuck this planet. (Roll to destroy it.)
>>47478565quit clowning around
I think we could totally convert Metamorans to the philosophy of Equal Exchange.
ChiapleMaotzustrawpoll, 15 minuteshttp://www.strawpoll.me/10328093
How would Jiangshi syndrome effect a tuffle anyway? Also you know crab aliens are off going to become one super psychic crab...
>>47478745Wi'll know larger B smrt.
>>47478072You look around for a brochure on the planet, then give it a quick look over. Apparently the planet hasn't been conquered by the PTO yet, and seems to be part of an independent system on its own, with relations between it and the Galactic Patrol, given the advertisement for them in a nearby brochure. Hah, they even have Jaco on it, with his little pose.More interestingly, this planet is home to something rather unique, it seems. A special technique that allows two individuals to combine together into one, a process using a... rather strange dance, all things considered. The whole planet's culture seems to be centered around this thing, as it combines... well, everything, about two individuals. There are some requirements for it, though. It seems to require synchronized movements and similar levels of strength and build. Interesting..."Chiaotzu, I'm gonna check on one of the locals, see what this technique is all about. What're you gonna do?""I'd like to get myself some food, to be honest. I'll find you in a couple hours."He waves to you as he heads off, you yourself getting to a balcony and taking flight. Looking around, you spot a couple workers performing the dance in order to lift a heavier load by hand. Nearby seems to be a sort of beginner's school for it, with some people who are definitely not natives heading in. You yourself are stopped by someone at the front."Name.""Er... Maple Son-Mahogany. Sorry, kind of a tourist here, is an appointment required to head in?"He nods. "Next available appointment is at 25:00."You quickly look around for some sort of clock. You manage to catch the time on one of the shop corners. It's apparently... 16:00, their time. But it barely looks like noon. How long are days on this planet?>A. Make the appointment and head somewhere while you wait>B. Ehhh... nah, nevermind>C. Something else?
>>47478890Make the appointment, and...Find out how this planet's units of time work compared to yours.Shouldn't be too hard. Just observe the clock.
>>47478890>A. Make the appointment and head somewhere while you waitGrab something to eat....Why do I feel like we're going to bump into some blind fusion master girl who pretends to be a bandit fighting in underground fusion tournaments but is actually nobility who gets doted on by her parents and see as helpless.
>>47478890>A. Make the appointment and head somewhere while you wait>C. Think back to how our name used to be "Maple Mahogany" and how musical it sounded, then sigh.
>>47478968Now why would you think that?
>>47478890>C. Modify a universal Clock mechanism into our scouter for calculating the time of a planet's cycles while we wait.>Also lament that our name no longer has alliteration and is an overly long mess because the Kais are cruel.
>>47478890>A. Make the appointment and head somewhere while you wait.
>>47478890>A. Make the appointment and head somewhere while you waitMaybe see if we can grab a cheap watch or something so we can keep track of their local time.
>>47479340Dude, the last name is fine, stop.
>>47479436It really isn't.
>>47479436Son-Mahogany is awkward to say and read and we just need one surname instead of this John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt business.
>>47479453we have one surname. It's Son-Mahogany
Huh, DB Tuffle Quest is over a year old now.
>>47479485Wrong, it's Mahogany.
>>47479485Mahoganyson is better.
>>47479453His name is mine name tooooWhenever I go out, the people always shout THERE GOES JOHN JACOB JINGLEHEIMER SCHMIDT LADADADADAADAAAAAAAAAAAHGoddamn that song will never leave me.
>>47479555That was such an unexpectedly good movie.
>>47479586I know, it's the best movie based on a children's tv show.
>>47479485>>47479530DECIDE THE DESTINYhttp://www.strawpoll.me/10328448
>>47479619Hiro should put strawpoll links into the spam filter.
>>47478890You make the appointment and head out for a while, keeping careful watch on your own clock in your Scouter and the time on the planet. Through some bizarre cosmic coincidence, it ticks at a similar rate. The difference is that while Earth has 24 hour days, Metamor seems to have 50 hour days. And you're far more used to Earth's rhythm. Might be a good idea to head off after you've learned what you can.On your walk through the town, you notice mention of some things on the news. Seems that over in the PTO, what might have been a scheduled invasion of the planet was canceled not too long ago due to rebellions within the Empire. Forces that were noted to be gathering some distance away were being turned back home to deal with such rebellions. And such things can be traced to a mysterious individual calling themselves... "Number 18." None of Metamor's news stations have dared trying to identify such an individual, but are exceptionally glad that they've helped the planet stay under the radar of the notorious Cold family.You spot Chiaotzu some distance away enjoying some of the local food, and tell him about your appointment. While it does interest him, he decides against joining you after being told he'll have to wait even longer, the appointment list fills up exceptionally fast. Hah, probably for good reason.Finally, you're back waiting for the appointment. There's a crowd of individuals around, and you enter in with them all. Apparently this is a live demonstration.(cont.)
>>47479713"Good afternoon, aliens. Thank you all for coming. We sadly do not have time to go over everyone's name at the moment. I am called Dia." one individual dressed in attire unlike what you assume the fused Metamors have."And I am Mondo." another man of similar states, entering the room."And we will show you two how our people perform the art of the Fusion Dance." they say in unison. "Please, no flash photography."They move back, looking at you all. "But in order to understand the Dance, you must understand the principle behind it. Visualize two rivers flowing towards each other that get closer as they approach each other," they tell you, starting by... giving awkward steps towards each other while facing the crowd, then stopping, turning their knees inwards as they swing their arms back out, fists closed. "They make a sharp turn as they approach, the water rushing quicker as it hits this turn," They then jet their legs out and have their fingerpoints touch. "Then converge at two single points; the points collapse under the pressure and the two rivers flow into each other, becoming one.""Such a charming little dance, isn't it?" a blue alien man with white hair who seems to be wearing a purple and black dress asks you with a soft chuckle."It helps to emphasize each step with a syllable." They repeat the process, this time trying for real. "Fuuuuu... sion! HA!"A bright light blinds the room for a moment as the two beings have become one. He points at himself with a cocky smirk. "You can call me... Diamond! Any questions?">A. Is there only a two-person version, or can more people fuse?>B. Ask if you can try it out>C. Nah, you're good>D. Something else?
>>47479754>D. I'll call you Mondia since it sounds like Monday.
>>47479754>A. Is there only a two-person version, or can more people fuse?>D. Ask if two different genders fuse or about races like Namekians who are asexual or even multi-gendered races. >DiamondWelp. Now I'm immediatly going to just see metamorans as the crystal gems.
>>47479754>A. Is there only a two-person version, or can more people fuse?>B. Ask if you can try it out>Fusion dance>DiamondKato you did that on fucking purpose didn't you. If you didn't, who told you to? Was it Eail?
>>47479754>A. Is there only a two-person version, or can more people fuse?>B. Ask if you can try it out>D. Something else?How is it that a simple dance can have such a drastic effect?
>>47479871>How is it that a simple dance can have such a drastic effect?
How do we and the rest of the galaxy know what a Diamond is?
>>47479914They're not unique to Earth. Plenty of planets have precious gems of varying types.Even Freeza knows what a Blood Ruby is.
>>47479959We also have the Sleeping Princess at CC...
>>47479974That is clearly a Chaos Emerald.
>>47479988Then we need to work on our chaos control.Time to find the edgiest person in the dbz-verse!
>>47479953damn Bulma, that thing's bigger than your fist
I wonder how the crossover between space monkeys and this would have been like in the beginning of Truffle Quest Z.
>>47480036Kabuya would've tried her hardest to eat Maple.
>>47480036"Girls, it's time I show you how to cook a traditional Saiyan recipe. The Saiyan longpig"
>>47480069Then Goku goes Super Saiyan and reduces the population of space monkeys by three.Because Kabuya and Maple were around the same powerlevel at that time.
>>47480100Nah, he reduces them by one, or two, then Kabuya goes super saiyan and the Earth is destroyed
>>47480053She'd start off sincere.Then anons would quickly make that an entendre.>Kabuya no!>Kabuya yes~
>>47480129Probably try and seduce Trip too.
>>47480121I tried my hardest to ask Chuckles to write some crossover smut. Wuddn't budgin'.
Hey, if we eat Trip, can we become a Mogwai?
Can I join in the crossovers guys!?
>>47480162don't feed anon after midnight
>>47480174Shut up Kaguya.
>>47480174A SOM snooze-fest? There's a bed over there, I guess.
Though I would see them picking up clothes beam.
>>47480197>>47480174They could use the clothes beam to make blankets for naps then, at least.
>>47480322Full magical materlization would let them make an entire bed. Probably a fancy memory foam one. Better then those tempur-pedics.That'd be nice.
>>47479754>A. Is there only a two-person version, or can more people fuse?
>>47479754Your mind is filled with... well, a million questions at the moment, with more and more arising. You manage to get one out in the cacophony of sound that emerges from the crowd. "Is there only a two-person version, or can more people fuse?""There are other versions, up to five people can fuse, but before you can even think of that, the two-person version must be perfected, or else it will end up like..."Two more people step forward, women with red and blue hair. They perform the same dance, but at the last step they don't extend their fingers. The result is them becoming a... large, overweight, and strange-looking lady with mismatched hair. "...this."Egh. Well, lesson learned there. You look around as the crowd asks their own questions. "What about people of different genders?""Possible. But it needs the same build, still, and the result is a mix of the two. Harder to control.""Different species?""Viable offspring, viable fusions, but sometimes even that can be stretched. It is very dependent on the soul of the ones fusing for that."The blue man next to you gives his question, "How is it that a simple dance can have such a drastic effect? As charming as it is, one would think it takes more effort than that to gain such a tremendous increase in strength."The two fused individuals smile. "Ah, and you are right. It is rare among the galaxy because it requires very, very precise timing in order to get right. It LOOKS simple, but very few master it on the first go."That sounds like a challenge. "Then... could some of us give it a shot?""Teh. It does seem to be worth it." another among the crowd, a woman with features surprisingly similar to your own, dressed in a yellow tunic with blue scarf and hat, comments aloud."A-are you sure? Don't we have somewhere to be, Tsare-""I want to give it a try."The two fused individuals look at you and the other girl. "Hmm... well, are you two sure?">A. Absolutely!>B. Eh, nah>C. Something else?
>>47480427>A. Absolutely!POOOOOSE Show them our dance move and explain equal exchange.Our pose for their dance!
>>47480427I'll second this: >>47480468If we're similar enough to fuse, then she'll surely see the value in posing!
>>47480427>a woman with features surprisingly similar to your own, dressed in a yellow tunic with blue scarf and hat, comments aloud.Grab this woman's hand and ask her if she'd like to volunteer.
>>47480507ask why she volunteered* Sorry.
Roll me 1d20. Best of five. DC is 19.
>>47480427>>B. Eh, nahPlaces to go, people to see.
Rolled 10 (1d20)>>47480571
Rolled 6 (1d20)>>47480571all i wanna do is zoomazoomzoom in her boomboom
Rolled 17 (1d20)>>47480571
Rolled 6 (1d20)>>47480571Plz
'ere comes skinny/fate fusion!
Rolled 12, 19, 11, 3, 12 = 57 (5d20)>>47480581>>47480588>>47480617>>47480629>>47480630...well, guess you shouldn't have tested Liam.
>>47480658...and it's all your fault.Writing...
>>47480658We're going to mind meld with this girl and then try again.
>>47480658Now we've gotta deal with being fat for 30 minutes while helping her entice the blue haired guy she keeps with her into confessing, great.
>>47480658>>47480670>all your fault.fucking why does she get 5d20? Reroll with 3d20 right now.
>>47480692The 19 was in the first three anyway.
>>47480658REROLL WITH 3d20!
>>47480703Doesn't matter, reroll.
>>47480724>"I can't succeed so I want everyone else to fail as well!"Fuck off anon.
>>47480692>>47480704>>47480724>Being this madFucker how about YOU don't waste our goddamn 20s next time
>>47480733I want things to be fair. She didn't learn foresight, so she doesn't get as many changes. Ergo, she should roll with 3d20 instead of 5d20.
>>47480753Who's to say she didn't?
>>47480753she doesn't get as many chances
>>47480753Didn't we have 5d20 before foresight?
>>47480753Everyone else got 5d20 before. Foresight never changed our rolls. Shut the fuck up.
>>47480703reroll>>47480771>>47480779We had 3d20 before Foresight, moronsss.
>>4748075319 was in the first three anyway. What you want is to make her reroll out of a success.
>>47480790Yes, so it won't all be our fault due to a mistake on the QM's part.
>>47480658Reroll with 3d20.
>inb4 strawpoll for reroll where reroll will be out voted.
>>47480803Basically, you just want to make her fail because you're too insecure to accept sole responsibility for failure during something notoriously difficult to get right the first time.Grow up.
>>47480842It might not be our sole responsibility because the QM used used the wrong dice for this other person.
>>47480786How can you say such provably wrong things? We didn't have Foresight fighting Izumi. That was best of five.
>>47480859All other times people have rolled it's been 5d20. It's not foresight.
>>47480859I vote reroll of 10d20 at this point.
>>47480859The right dice for the other person are whatever the QM uses, not what should be used to appease your childish ego. Seriously, what kind of fucking human thinks that making others fail in any mitigates their own shortcomings.
>>47480866>>47480881And I'm sure you have some evidence to back up those. claims.
>>47480891Every human, especially when the opponent cheats.
>>47480931>Opponent>Fusion partnerYou're the reason we failed.
Just because of all this, wouldn't it make sense for someone trying to assist getting the same number as the one they're assisting in this situation? Making this argument invalid despite the fact they normally get five anyway?
>>47480931"Cheats."Pretty funny way to rebrand "has the same capabilities as you do on completely neutral ground."
>>47480945So we both reroll with best of 3?
>>47480911And anon just got shut down.
>>47480969Nobody rerolls. We're as much of a failure right now as you are every single day. Deal with it.
>>47480952That's Equity, not Equality. We sure as hell do not practice Equitable Exchange.
So what the fuck is this big shitstorm about Kato rolling too many dice? I thought she always rolled the same amount as she asks of us for NPC rolls.Even if she didn't what the fuck are you guys doing screaming and kicking and demanding rerolls for? Chill out guys, who cares, we failed the DC anyway, regardless of Kato's rolls..
>>47480981So the QM made another mistake. Your point?
Didn't we start best of five on the sixth thread?I don't think we knew foresight by then.Infact we did it after mastering clothes beam.
>>47481020It's one guy.
>>47481024Wow, the QM keeps fucking up! Either that, or foresight is worthless and we ought to drop it.
>>47481042>Wow, the QM keeps fucking up!Your the only one making mistakes.
>>47481060Nah, it's Alena being given a stool to stand on to get up on our level. We don't need a fucking stool, we're not equal.
>>47481021>>47481042>Gets proven wrong>NO THE QM MADE A MISTAKEYou're not having fun here. Please go play Som's quest, I'm sure you'll get that nap you need.
>>47481085>we're not equal.How could we forget when you keep reminding everyone of your disability every single post?
>>47481085Wait aren't we the short one? We'd need the stool.
>>47481089Okay, then why did we roll 3d20s at first?>>47481107Ha!
>>47481116Kato didn't decide on the system to use until like thread six.
You guys will find anything to shitstorm about. It's a talent.
>>47480427"Absolutely!" you and the other girl state excitedly. Looks like you've found your partner.The two move out of the way for you both. "Aheh, well, name's Maple. Yours?""Alena." she gives with a cocky smirk.You strike a flashy pose. "This works, I owe ya something.""Da. And I you, Miss Maple."The two of you get ready, you yourself lowering your Power Level to match hers. Three steps on your tiptoes, bringing your arms in a circular motion from one side of your body to the other. "Fuuuuuu..." You stop, turning your body and bringing your knee close to your partner's, arms opposite and clenched into fists. "-SION." You bring your fingers together with the other girl's. "HA!"Blinding light fills the room again, you feel a sudden warmth engulf your body. An entire lifetime of memories seem to fill your head at once, but it's somehow not overwhelming. Like a flowing river... and then it feels like you hit a dam. Suddenly your body is heavy, almost... portly. What on Earth...?(cont.)
>>47481417https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ytCEuuW2_A"Eh... well, that was a surprisingly good try, at least you actually managed to combine, even if it was imperfectly." The fused man states."Imperfectly?" W-woah. Your voice is all... echo-y, like the other two's. It feels so strange not hearing your normal voice... neither normal voice.The blue-haired man with Alena rubs the back of his neck nervously. "H-how long does it last?""Half an hour."The uncomfortable look on his face, Kiryl, why are you giving that... where's a mirror? You need to-...OH GODS DAMN IT. You're fat. And dopey looking. "Wh-what went wrong?""It seems that Maple's shorter stature caused her to overcompensate, causing her fingers to touch under where they were supposed to." the blue man comments. "But a very minor mistake. I see what you mean now by how much skill it takes." He taps his staff gently for a moment, considering... something, but decides against it.>A. Wait it out>B. Try to see how much of this is "you" and how much is "Alena">C. Give Kiryl an annoyed look, oh you're one to judge with all those times you failed at casting Thwack>D. Bah, a few extra pounds just means you have to try harder! Start jogging, work them off!>E. Something else?
>>47481442>B. Try to see how much of this is "you" and how much is "Alena">D. Bah, a few extra pounds just means you have to try harder! Start jogging, work them off!
>>47481442>E. Go off somewhere private for half and hour and do... stuff.
>>47481442>B. Try to see how much of this is "you" and how much is "Alena">D. Bah, a few extra pounds just means you have to try harder! Start jogging, work them off!>E. Clothes Beam some better clothes!
>>47481442>B. Try to see how much of this is "you" and how much is "Alena"Even if this fused Maple/Alena is fat, they still have pooled knowledge of techniques and all that. Maybe there's something that they can think of to try and invent something new?>E. Something else?Ask if there's any way to try and compensate for a failed fusion. I mean, the Metamorans have had this technique for a long time, right? There must be at least some rough theory behind it.
>>47481442>C. Give Kiryl an annoyed look, oh you're one to judge with all those times you failed at casting Thwack>D. Bah, a few extra pounds just means you have to try harder! Start jogging, work them off!>E. MORE WEIGHTS!
>>47481442>B. Try to see how much of this is "you" and how much is "Alena">C. Give Kiryl an annoyed look, oh you're one to judge with all those times you failed at casting ThwackHahahahahaha thank you Kato>D. Bah, a few extra pounds just means you have to try harder! Start jogging, work them off!
>>47481442>C. Give Kiryl an annoyed look, oh you're one to judge with all those times you failed at casting Thwack
>>47481024...Roshi had five disciples, that's why 5 rolls were done.
We need fanart...fanart of the imperfect and the proper Maple Alena fusion.Malena?Apple?
I like Apple
>>47481647>>47481657Apple is good.
>>47481631Dude, you are reaching for straws. We weren't rolling for each member of the Turtle School, just for ourselves, the others were rolled for separately, as always. And it was not only for rolling for gains, but during the Tournament, we were taking the first 5 rolls. Also, you are a child for misarchiving the thread on suptg.>>47481647Apple is good.
>>47481647Apple is lovely.
>>47481726The thread got misarchived? Well that sucks. Not my doing though.
>>47481726>>47481758Ugh. Primus...I'll try to see what I can do about this after thread's over.
>>47481442Well... no point in making this thing go to waste! For starters... CLOTHES BEAM! You try to make a better outfit... and result in making the galaxy's ugliest scarf. It's hideous. This is so very not good. Not good at all. Kiryl stop giving that look. In fact you give HIM the look now. All those times casting Thwack, and it did not work? You are one to judge....You are starting to realize that you're sort of... equal parts Maple, and Alena, now. Well... see if you can start keeping this shared knowledge for the both of you. Okay, you've still got magic and some Ki available to a degree, let's test it out with a jog! You move your chubby little legs along and...AH OW EVERYTHING HURTS. OW OW OW. That was not smart move, da? You sit down and wheeze, trying to catch your breath. "H-how much time we have left?""28 minutes."Ah hell no. "Is there... not technique that makes it become unfused, somehow?"The two of them laugh. "It exists in a fashion, but it's actually harder to do than normal fusion, as strange as it sounds. Alternatively, one can try to burn through the fusion's time limit by expending a lot of energy, but it's harder to do in one of the failed states.""Failed states, plural?" one person asks."The two main ones are a skinny, elderly type that results from the bodies' energies staying separate from each other, and a portly type that results from them pooling together and 'overflowing,' in a sense."...well, if you can burn through it faster, maybe...>A. Raio-Ten!>B. Kaio-ken!>C. Just... wait it out, do not embarrass yourself more>D. Something else?
>>47481836>D. Something else?Time to put Roshi's exercising videos to use!
>>47481836>C. Just... wait it out, do not embarrass yourself moreWe should probably not attempt techniques that can potentially make us explode if the other half of us doesn't even know that said technique exists
>>47481836>D. Four Witches all your limbs for a spider mode
>>47481836>C. Just... wait it out, do not embarrass yourself moreTime to see the sights with our new friend!
>>47481836>A. Raio-Ten!>B. Kaio-ken!Ease into it, keep escalating
>>47481836>D. Lets exchange techniques in our head!
>>47481836>>47481870>>47481884Supporting these two.
>>47481895Hey that's a good idea, if it works. Nevermind >>47481888 I suppose.
>>47481836>>47481912Yes, twerk our ass until it's burnt.
>>47481836>D. Throw that ass in a circle!
Hey, the coloring on this looks a bit too much like Demon King Piccolo's clothes. What should be done to change it?
>>47482227Add piccolos face
The only problem reading past threads is that the youtube links are dead!
>>47481836Well, better to not ends up exploding yourself trying tricks. You instead shuffle out of the way and try to exercise a bit. Make use of that energy. You also keep your thoughts racing, seeing where your "Maple" side can help your "Alena" side, and vice-versa. You're... fused with a princess, of all things. A Tsarevna, at that. A human princess... not from your Earth. Ah, came with Kiryl in search of a thief. And... not completely sure how you ended up on this planet. You don't question it, you are here to help heroes! Aheh.As your mind races, it seems your "Alena" part takes interest in how you manage Martial Arts and Magic so well with your "Maple" part. The exchange goes back and forth for several minutes, the Alena part giving your Maple part some of the things she's learned. Eventually you believe you might have given an Equivalent Exchange of sorts between your fusion components, Alena showing interest in trying something like the Spirit Star, while Maple has gotten some interesting ideas on weapons, especially something to help give the Spirit Stinger a bit more bite....also Kiryl, he totally has the hots for Alena. This much is obvious, da? But such things do not fill her mind with anything but... mild apathy. Especially when there is much to do for helping fellow heroes.(cont.)
>>47482415To your surprise, the blue man comes over and smiles down at you. "Your bravado is quite entertaining, but sometimes it isn't best to jump into such situations so rashly. I am sure the both of you have been told so before, have you not?"You shrug. "It technically worked. And we can only get better the more we practice."He laughs softly. "Indeed it did, and indeed you can." He gives your head a tap with his staff. "Allow me to help you a bit."Suddenly it feels like time stands still, but a flash hits your eyes and... you're separate again! "Wh... what? How... wait, what did you do?""I helped you along. It turns out you need to wait an hour after unfusing in order to fuse once more.""And who might you be, man who wears dress?" Alena grunts out with suspicion."Just a friendly soul enjoying his day off." the blue man responds, smiling and heading off.You stare at your former fusee and shrug it off. Strange people out there in the universe. He didn't seem strong, but that was... different. You go your separate ways for a while, Chiaotzu running to you. "Maple, we have to leave soon!""W-why? We just got here, didn't we?"There's panic in his eyes. "L-Lazuli... she's attracted the attention of... of... Lord Cooler!"https://youtu.be/emJaN6Tb7vM>DRAGON BALL TUFFLE QUEST Z #34 END>Twitter account is @KatoQm, will have status updates there>Got some questions for the QM? Characters? Suggestions? Throw them at ask.fm/QMKato and I'll try to answer them as best I canAnd that's all for tonight, folks. I'll be around for questions and such for a while like usual. Did y'all have fun?
>>47482431Just started reading yesterday and I am totally excited to be in a live thread.
>>47482431When are we going to buy a car here?
>>47482431Thanks for running, Kato!How much fun is Whis having investigating all of these parallel universes and their respective champions? How much more work does the Supreme Kai of Time have to do with all of these parallel timelines popping up out of nowhere?
>>47482431Also the older thread's youtube links are dead so if you could just dump the names somewhere maybe that would be nice.
>>47482515doesn't youtube have the names up in their "Sorry we're a bunch of faggots" message?
>>47482384Actually, the Kappa symbol could work for Piccolo as well what with his stretchy arms.
>>47482540It cuts off, and half of the dragonball ost on youtube is either in japanese or spanish.
>>47482583espanol no suficiente por tu?
>>47482604Dragonball OST - 23 - is very specific.
>>47482227Maybe make the blue a white color, or the purple a more chestnut brown? If you prefer.>>47482470Glad to hear. Any thoughts, comments, criticism so far?>>47482499>>47482510Thanks for playing!Oh Whis is enjoying himself. This actually was just more focused on looking up the Metamorian Fusion Dance, but since you happened to be around, he thought it'd be nice to give a little nudge, if needed. The nudge was Alena.Also he does actually give the Supreme Kai of Time some advance warning for things like that. He likes her, thinks she does a good job given all the stuff she needs to deal with. But he isn't above doing some things to keep her on her toes.>>47482515Ah damn it, I should have known that would happen eventually. I'll try to replace them when I can. Thanks for that notification, anon!
>>47482694it looks like shit
>>47482476>>47482718When you get to a Metamorian Ford dealership, of course.>>47482747Egh, guess not. Maybe make the stripe blue and white a much brighter color?
>>47482694Thought the romance was great and so is all the pairings so far. The fight scenes were really tense, and I was especially surprised when the Super Saiyan finally did happen.Super Yamcha and Super Launch where shocking as well. I definitely feel like Matchmaker Maple when given all these characters though. But the children are like 4 or 2 years old right now.
>>47482772the north koreans have a pretty good flag
>>47482694So... is Tarble having to foot the bill for all the food Goku eats? I'd imagine he's a bit more understanding, being a Saiyan himself, but... it IS Goku. We gonna find out what's up with that soon?
>>47482796This is pretty encouraging, thank you, anon.>>47482986Kuriza Jong Un?>>47483037Tarble and Goku are having some... interesting encounters together. You can probably guess why he's out here, though. You'll find out soon, hopefully.
>>47482986Eh, too tacky. Here, picked this up at the printers just now. Color is bone on eggshell.
>>47482796>I definitely feel like Matchmaker Maple when given all these characters though. But the children are like 4 or 2 years old right now.I currently am rooting for Videl/Chuu Lee.
>>47483220Who's gonna win the Chuu Lee bowl? Lapis? Keli? Videl? Goku? Maple!?
>>47482796>>47483220Fuck it let's get this show on the road.Who ends up with whom?Here's everyone we know of that's still single:Chuu LeeLapisLazuliKrillinChiaotzuKeliTien's other studentsSunoPrincess MisaMaiRaditzVegeta?Nappa??And among the kids:PanteaVidelPeppaGohan'Lil IzzyKuriza?
>>47483430Well, we're probably gonna die, then end up haunting/mothering our kids, and Goku's gonna remarry to a highschool girl.
>>47483430Upa is single.But we need more guy kids!
>>47483463Acer can pop some out.
Wait so we had Gohan and Peppa after Goku went SSJ, will they master it faster then Goten?
>>47483463I expect boy kids from:Tien and LaunchRaditz and whoever he ends up withChuu Lee if she ends up with LapisTights maybe???
>>47483424She's the only crane whose name I can remember.
>>47483424>>47483602If she doesn't end up with Chuu Lee I hope she gets to end up with a cute redheaded girl anyway. Suno? Melee?
>>47483638Princess Misa? But that's wouldn't be very good for the throne unless they're okay with adopting. But then they'd have to deal with Aunts and Uncles and Little Brothers.
>>47483657I think Misa is looking for a princely type. She should go with Vegeta if we somehow can somehow get him to tolerate us.
>>47483690She already has a crush on Beel.
>>47483690He has to serve his time in Space Jail first and dear god did we antagonize Vegeta. Hell, if he saw us now, and saw how strong we had gotten since seeing him, he'd probably break inside.
>>47483712Will he buff out in Space Jail?>>47483559There was such a lovely girl offspring picture for Tien and Launch though...
>>47483712WaitfuckTarble is bringing our Goku right to him isn't he, to try and see Vegeta in space jail? So Vegeta's going to learn he isn't the first nor even the second Super Saiyan.>HFW Peppa and Gohan go Super Saiyan before him
>>47483882Clearly the key is to fuck an alien... or marry one?
>>47483698I wonder how strong a half-kai half-human baby would be? What kinda power-ups/cheats would they get compared to either race?
>>47484291kai's are fruit, I don't think they can reproduce with normal beingsthen again, towa has a baby with her love pillow robot, so who knows
>>47484317Misa just better watch out for the stone spit.
>>47483853With Vegeta's luck in this game, Raditz will go blonde before he will, which while our Raditz is definitely a lot more impressive than canon Raditz, is still likely a grand blow to his ego.
>>47484421Vegeta becomes a mountain of salt. He sees Trunks arrive and begs the kid to take him to whatever future hellscape he lives in just to get away from the redheaded living reminder of his failures, his shortcomings, everything wrong he has endured. Vegeta hates us SO MUCH he leaves the universe entirely, never to return.
>this thread's argumentsguys
>>47484683One guy shitting up a thread, like always. This time he actually got buttblasted enough to misarchive.Speaking of salty shitposters I miss Vegetaposting, from last summer. Where has the time gone?
>>47484736how old are lapis and laz again? and how olds chuu lee now?I was under the impression chuu lee is several years younger than them
>>47484712Hey, if I really wanted to misarchive the thread, I would do everything that Kato does perfectly, but leave in a "Maple Mahogany" cuz fuck that mess that was stapled onto it.
>>47484757She's apparently two years younger than them, I had to check. Lapis and Lazuli are I think 23, so Chuu Lee is 21.