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    58 KB Dorf Quest L Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 05/30/09(Sat)23:01 No.4715748  
    GARRELF SWIFTRIP, Faerie Fighter of Satan
    CURRENT QUESTS: Destroy Beardbeard, Destroy Leylines

    Shadowmancy: Good
    Gold: 3005


    Tree of Life: DESTROYED
    Mushroom of Death: INTACT
    Lamp of Light: DESTROYED
    Box of Shadows: Destroyed
    Belt of Restraint: INTACT
    Ragdoll of Freedom: INTACT
    Book of Displacement: INTACT

    Shadar-Kai Gauntlet
    Satan Arm
    Key to Hall of Liam
    Pact with Satan
    Queen Arialla - now actually a queen
    Box of Riding
    City of Ives

    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 05/30/09(Sat)23:03 No.4715768
    Darnit, I was hoping for Xom quest. Is the mushroom of death in the swamp?
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 05/30/09(Sat)23:04 No.4715778
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    Now before we start, a short announcement. Next week's Dorf Quest will be on Thursday, and I will need to switch off of "every Saturday at 10 pm," because that is when my graveyard shift starts at my new job.

    So next week's thread will be on Thursday, and I will be sure to mention when the next DQ will be then. Also, Nemelex.

    And now back to your regularly scheduled Dorf Quest.
    >> Anonymous 05/30/09(Sat)23:05 No.4715787
    Wooo! L! Single digit! I'll end all my statements in an exclamation mark!

    Let's see what we know of current worldly affairs! And also if elf moon is deeeeead!
    >> Totallynotsamefag !!PwrhihocaUN 05/30/09(Sat)23:06 No.4715792
    find belt of restraint, break it with un-restrainable erection
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 05/30/09(Sat)23:07 No.4715801
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    Alright, your harem is all together (you found this sexy librarian naga, mm hmm), and you still have 10 days before your Geas sets in to make you hunt a new Leyline. You...

    Um, huh. That's new. Your gauntlet seems to be leaking.
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 05/30/09(Sat)23:08 No.4715812
    Set it down, last time we destroyed a leyline, the thing linked to it exploded.
    >> Anonymous 05/30/09(Sat)23:08 No.4715815
    I demand we locate a naga to call Woster! It'll be great.
    >> Anonymous 05/30/09(Sat)23:08 No.4715817
    >> Anonymous 05/30/09(Sat)23:08 No.4715822
    Stick some mud on it, that'll clog it up.
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 05/30/09(Sat)23:09 No.4715829
    On second thought, arms are a dime a dozen.
    >> Anonymous 05/30/09(Sat)23:11 No.4715836
    It's to do with the box, isn't it? I knew it. Call up New Satan about this stuff.
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 05/30/09(Sat)23:11 No.4715840
    That's probably a good idea.
    >> Anonymous 05/30/09(Sat)23:13 No.4715852

    Call up Satan, find out what's going on.
    >> Anonymous 05/30/09(Sat)23:13 No.4715861
    Ask Djinn/Satan whats up with that
    >> Anonymous 05/30/09(Sat)23:14 No.4715864

    Logic time!

    Clearly, the... whatever the hell you are, I can't remember the name of your species STOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT.

    Anyway. They usually wear two arm... bracelets? Guard? Boxes? at the same time. Presumably, their must be a reason for this.

    Considering that you draw your power from the shadow dimension (and have been drawing said power frequently), it's probably caused the gauntlet to degrade rapidly without a second one to help it.

    Given that, you need a new set. Preferably more durable ones that won't be destroyed in the first explosion.

    Ask your helpful god for advice on this.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 05/30/09(Sat)23:14 No.4715873
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    Well, it seems to have stopped leaking.
    >> Anonymous 05/30/09(Sat)23:16 No.4715878
    Well shit. That can't be good. Ring up Satan.
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 05/30/09(Sat)23:16 No.4715883
    We should probably open up a portal to the shadow realm and go buy another one.
    >> Anonymous 05/30/09(Sat)23:17 No.4715890
    Newfag here, quick questions... why is it called dorf quest when you play a faerie, and why are you supposed to destroy the ley lines?
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 05/30/09(Sat)23:18 No.4715902
    We alternate between the main characters.
    >> Anonymous 05/30/09(Sat)23:19 No.4715913
    He was originally with the Dorf. And we only play him half the time, the other half we play the Dorf. And we played the Dorf first so it's called Dorf Quest. We destroy leylines because Satan needs them destroyed to turn shit crazy.
    >> Anonymous 05/30/09(Sat)23:21 No.4715924

    That's got to be unbearably itchy.
    >> Anonymous 05/30/09(Sat)23:22 No.4715934
    >half the time
    Well, about a third, we have Aldwinside too.

    Sometimes the other characters are under control as well.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 05/30/09(Sat)23:22 No.4715940
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    >Hey Satan, why is my arm leaking?
    "I-i-its quite-ite s-simple. I hav-av-ave giv-iven shadows m-m-mass."

    [Also, its easier to think of New Satan's voice as a broken record, where he very quickly repeats random sounds rapidly, rather than a true stutter. It makes "hav-av-ave" a lot easier to think about how to pronounce.]
    >> Anonymous 05/30/09(Sat)23:23 No.4715942
    Well, yeah, but I said half because it's going to BE half soon what with Aldwin side ending.
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 05/30/09(Sat)23:24 No.4715957
    Test this by making a water melon out of shadows then smashing it with a hammer made of shadows.
    >> Anonymous 05/30/09(Sat)23:24 No.4715958
    Surely this is seriously damaging the earth.

    On the other hand, you abilities are probablly now even more awesome. Test them out. Also ask what happened to Elf Moon.
    >> Anonymous 05/30/09(Sat)23:24 No.4715961
    Are you just screwing around with your new found powers?
    >> Anonymous 05/30/09(Sat)23:25 No.4715967
    Well... that's nice. Ask him how to get the gauntlets replaced or fixed up, to better accomplish his tasks with.
    >> Anonymous 05/30/09(Sat)23:25 No.4715968
    I'm starting to think that Satan might be a bad guy.
    >> Anonymous 05/30/09(Sat)23:25 No.4715971
    Oh god he just all of physics.


    Shadows are the absence of light! He made NOTHING weigh something.

    We're fucked.
    >> Anonymous 05/30/09(Sat)23:26 No.4715979
    >Aldwin side ending
    >> Anonymous 05/30/09(Sat)23:27 No.4715993
    >Satan might be a bad guy.
    lies and trickery
    >> Anonymous 05/30/09(Sat)23:29 No.4716005
    Yeah. Gnome wants to wrap up the loose ends like Finlay and stuff because Aldwin is getting really detached from the other two stories.
    >> Anonymous 05/30/09(Sat)23:29 No.4716014
    I think its just the magical shadow powers he gave mass, not all the regular stuff.

    Or rather, I hope it is...
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 05/30/09(Sat)23:29 No.4716016
    Does this mean we can do something similar to shadow creatures?
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 05/30/09(Sat)23:32 No.4716044
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    >Can you get me a new gauntlet or something?
    "Y-y-you should take-ake off your g-g-g-gauntlet-et, if you d-d-d-don't wa-want your ar-arm to explod-d-d-de. Th-the link t-t-to the shad-ad-adow play-ay-ane keeps giv-iving y-you shadow-ow-ows."
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 05/30/09(Sat)23:34 No.4716052
    I knew it.
    >> Anonymous 05/30/09(Sat)23:34 No.4716053
    Well, take off the gauntlet then. Lets hope Satan knows what's good for us.
    >> Anonymous 05/30/09(Sat)23:35 No.4716070
    Keep the gauntlet on. Explosions are cool, and arms are replaceable.
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 05/30/09(Sat)23:35 No.4716074
    Does Queen Arialla have a set list of spells or does she know all of them?
    >> Anonymous 05/30/09(Sat)23:36 No.4716078
    >hope Satan knows what's good for us.

    Sure. Sounds great.
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 05/30/09(Sat)23:38 No.4716104
    Wait, does this mean that every shadar-kai in this world will have their arm explode?
    >> Anonymous 05/30/09(Sat)23:38 No.4716106
    I forget, whats the story with his gauntlet? Does he need it for his shadow powers or what?
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 05/30/09(Sat)23:39 No.4716114
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    >arms are replaceable
    Yes, but if you lose both this arm, you lose your Shadar Kai link to the plane of shadows... and with it all of your shadow powers.

    You quickly remove the gauntlet, and a heavy mass of shadow billows forth.

    She seems to have an affinity for Lightning spells. All of her powers revolve around them.
    >> Anonymous 05/30/09(Sat)23:41 No.4716129
    Looks like sidequest time.
    >> Anonymous 05/30/09(Sat)23:41 No.4716133
    Well shit. Stick something else on your arm to see if it stops some of the shadow fog.
    >> Anonymous 05/30/09(Sat)23:41 No.4716139
    Well now we're back to being normal. We need new power!
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 05/30/09(Sat)23:46 No.4716179
    Is it pouring out infinitely?
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 05/30/09(Sat)23:46 No.4716180
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    Shadar Kai have a continuous pull to the plane of shadow. To keep them outside of it, they need these special gauntlets to eliminate the pull.

    ...For some reason, you don't feel that pull right now. Maybe whatever Satan did removed the Shadar Kai curse? Well, whatever. If the pull isn't there, you don't need the gauntlet.

    >Test new powers by smashing shadow watermelon with shadow hammer
    >> Anonymous 05/30/09(Sat)23:46 No.4716181
    Ask Satan for an alternate way to attain the power of shadows, with decidedly less exploding on his part.
    >> Shas'o R'myr !!TZikiEEr0tg 05/30/09(Sat)23:47 No.4716192
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    >shadow watermelon

    >> Anonymous 05/30/09(Sat)23:48 No.4716199
    Oh well nevermind, this works out pretty well.

    Now that the crisis is averted, team up with your queen to help break in that librarian.
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 05/30/09(Sat)23:50 No.4716214
    Try to make something living out of shadows.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 05/30/09(Sat)23:52 No.4716234
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    Yes, it is pouring out infinitely. This will be... interesting.
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 05/30/09(Sat)23:53 No.4716243
    Ask Arialla if she has any ideas.
    >> Anonymous 05/30/09(Sat)23:53 No.4716244
    Make a shadow sculpture.
    >> Anonymous 05/30/09(Sat)23:54 No.4716253

    Violate second law of thermodynamics, create perpetual motion machine, rule world through shadowy might.
    >> Anonymous 05/30/09(Sat)23:54 No.4716256
    >of a penis
    >> Anonymous 05/30/09(Sat)23:55 No.4716261
    Maybe Arialla should stay a bit further away, eh?
    >> Anonymous 05/30/09(Sat)23:55 No.4716263

    Kill new satan, free old Satan, Get Old Satan's ultimate Weapon Bow, go on Leyline killing spree.
    >> Anonymous 05/30/09(Sat)23:55 No.4716264

    Form tentacles.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 05/30/09(Sat)23:56 No.4716271
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    >Play god
    >> подметно 05/30/09(Sat)23:56 No.4716277
    tentacle shadow sex. i know i'll be ignored, but we were all thinking it. and if you weren't before, you are now.
    >> Anonymous 05/30/09(Sat)23:57 No.4716279

    D'aww, it's a puppy!
    >> Anonymous 05/30/09(Sat)23:57 No.4716282
    Use shadows to sexily assault harem.
    >> Anonymous 05/30/09(Sat)23:58 No.4716290
    Definitely no way that could turn out to be dangerous.
    >> Anonymous 05/30/09(Sat)23:58 No.4716293

    Oh god, Shadow-Doobies
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 05/30/09(Sat)23:58 No.4716294
    Make sure whatever you're making has tentacles.
    >> Anonymous 05/30/09(Sat)23:58 No.4716295
    Perhaps we should stop wasting time and start to do something about this thing? Y'know, before Arialla gets consumed by it or something?
    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)00:00 No.4716311
    Use Shadows
    Create Shadow Xom
    Lord of all things unXomish.
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 05/31/09(Sun)00:00 No.4716313
    She'll be fine.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 05/31/09(Sun)00:01 No.4716321
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    You create your very own creature! Determined to give it some never before heard of awkward name, you call it an Illithid.
    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)00:02 No.4716324
    Well there's no way this could ever end badly.
    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)00:03 No.4716333
    We need some way to stem the flow of this. without, you know, exploding.

    By the way, be sure that we keep the gauntlet someplace handy, it might be important later...
    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)00:03 No.4716340
    Looks kinda like a shadow cthulhu. Stick some wings on it.
    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)00:04 No.4716345
    Looks like Djinn...
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 05/31/09(Sun)00:05 No.4716354
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    You make him a friend.
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 05/31/09(Sun)00:06 No.4716361
    Djinni is pure black, this one is a little transparent.
    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)00:06 No.4716366
    So I assume we're going to make an entire army of shadow illithids now? We do have an infinite amount of shadows, and this is one way to use it.

    Could we send them after the Leylines?
    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)00:07 No.4716367
    Let's find out from Satan if we could change the gauntlets so that they act as a valve to hold back the shadows when we don't need them.
    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)00:07 No.4716368
    Gnome is trying to play Weaver. Bad Gnome! Be original!
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 05/31/09(Sun)00:07 No.4716373
    But we already have an army of nagas.
    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)00:09 No.4716383
    Why can't we have more? Besides, if we lose the shadow Illithids, we can just make more. Naga are for our harem.
    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)00:09 No.4716384
    You know what you must do.
    Also, laugh. Laugh and never stop.
    Also traumatize the shit out of Krann.
    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)00:10 No.4716392
    Enough playing god! Let's name one Jack and one Jill and find a way to clean up this mess!
    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)00:10 No.4716396
    Lets have our new tentacle minions help us train librarian naga
    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)00:10 No.4716402
    speaking of which, maybe we could make something... sexy?
    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)00:11 No.4716404
    While making our army or playing with our shadow leaking arm ask Satan if we can make the gauntlet into a valve or something.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 05/31/09(Sun)00:15 No.4716435
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    Hey, don't spoil that for me. I haven't read it yet. I only found out about it 20 minutes before I started tonight's DQ.

    >Make an infinite army of Illithids.
    Some of them seem to start going off to do things on their own.

    You give some of the illithids boobs. Mmmm. Arialla laughs at you.
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 05/31/09(Sun)00:15 No.4716439
    I wonder is Presley is affected by this too.
    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)00:18 No.4716454
    We can't craft these things forever! And because shadows now have mass we'll eventually drown! Drown in shadows! We need to fix this. Now.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 05/31/09(Sun)00:18 No.4716461
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    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)00:18 No.4716464
    >do things on their own.
    fuck, if we can't control them they are worthless. Reign them in or destroy them, and for gods sakes wind a way to stem the tide of darkness.

    I mean it's all fun now, but were going to wake up in a room full of heavy, soupy darkness every night.
    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)00:18 No.4716465
    Can you actually sense where your minions are, or do they just kinda disappear when you loose sight of them?
    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)00:20 No.4716475
    Use some shadows to give her some enjoyable tentacle sexings.
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 05/31/09(Sun)00:24 No.4716502
    Can Arialla still sense Beardbeard?
    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)00:24 No.4716504
    OK, so we seem to get new powers from Satan based on what we destroy so he can refabricate it to help our purpose. Give us a run down of what the remaining object do/influence so we know what one we want to change.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 05/31/09(Sun)00:29 No.4716525
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    Once you make them, they are their own entity. You have no mindlink or control over them. Heck, you aren't even sure how they live or anything.

    You command one of your Illithid to tentacle rape Arialla. She giggles with joy. Then you tell the rest of them to come help you find a way to lessen the flow of shadow.

    No, she can't. She could sense him before because his leg was from the Tree of Life. That leg disintegrated a while ago.

    Mushroom of Death: Governs how death works.
    Belt of Restraint: Governs how gravity works.
    Ragdoll of Freedom: Governs how rebellion works.
    Book of Displacement: Governs how when you misplace something you can never find it until someone else helps you.
    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)00:29 No.4716527
    Hey... all the other leylines have their counterparts except the book of displacement. I sense this is important.
    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)00:30 No.4716542
    Let's go kill the Mushroom of Death, so we'll be immortal
    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)00:31 No.4716548
    Go break the book of displacement.
    I hate when that kind of thing happens to me.
    Oh, you should probably ask Satan where it is or something.
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 05/31/09(Sun)00:33 No.4716560
    So destroying the book of displacement would make everything cursed(cannot be gotten rid of without help)?
    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)00:36 No.4716577
    Let's go book burning WOOOOO!
    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)00:38 No.4716594
    Can we fix our fucking arm first or are we just going to leave a trail of shadow everywhere?
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 05/31/09(Sun)00:39 No.4716605
    I don't see anything wrong with that, unless Xom comes along and does something crazy with them.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 05/31/09(Sun)00:39 No.4716606
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    You decide to ask Satan where the Book of Displacement is.

    ...Oh sweet irony.
    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)00:40 No.4716616
    Xom finds this hilarious!
    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)00:40 No.4716617
    "Where was the last place you saw it in?"
    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)00:41 No.4716624

    That can wait.
    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)00:41 No.4716629
    Oh fuck, don't go after Beardbeard until we have this shadow thing taken care of.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 05/31/09(Sun)00:42 No.4716633
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    >Where was the last place you saw it?
    "W-w-will you help-elp m-me find i-i-it the-then?"
    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)00:44 No.4716643

    So we need to find someone who can help us find it, and it should just pop out of nowhere in theory right?
    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)00:46 No.4716656
    "Uh-huh. Would be cool if you could fix this shadow thing a bit, though."
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 05/31/09(Sun)00:47 No.4716663
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    "A-and tha-tha-that is how y-y-you find-d the book of display-ay-acement."
    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)00:48 No.4716666
    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)00:49 No.4716676
    Everybody golf clap.
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 05/31/09(Sun)00:49 No.4716677
    That was easy.
    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)00:50 No.4716683

    So... set it on fire.
    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)00:50 No.4716688
    Wonderful. We've replaced Satan with Max Headroom
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 05/31/09(Sun)00:51 No.4716695
    Read it
    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)00:53 No.4716711
    There's something wrong with that?
    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)00:54 No.4716720
    Set it on fire or read it. Reading it will probably give us the locations to every lost treasure, left sock, and various other knick knacks. But setting it on fire is just good fun. Decisions decisions.
    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)00:56 No.4716729
    Yah. Read.

    Max Satan to the MAX!
    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)00:56 No.4716737
    Set it on fire and then read it as it burns! BRILLIANT!
    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)00:57 No.4716745
    Oh, I know! Let's set it on fire, AND THEN READ IT WHILE IT'S BURNING!

    It's the best of both worlds!
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 05/31/09(Sun)00:57 No.4716748
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    >Read it
    Are you sure, Satan? This cover looks kinda furry...
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 05/31/09(Sun)00:58 No.4716758
    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)00:59 No.4716769
    Uh ...
    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)00:59 No.4716770
    Wait... Who's that guy on the cover who looks like Xom?
    Is there something he should tell us?
    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)01:00 No.4716777
    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)01:01 No.4716781
    Oh you kids these days.

    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)01:02 No.4716790
    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)01:02 No.4716795
    What do we care if it's furry? We have a harem of snake girls. Read.
    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)01:02 No.4716796
    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)01:02 No.4716797
    "Reading is fundamental"
    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)01:04 No.4716808
    I think it'd be good for you to read it first. Who knows what you might learn?
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 05/31/09(Sun)01:04 No.4716810
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    You set the book ablaze. Somehow. We will ignore the plot hole of lacking any sort of matches, pyrokinesis, or flint and steel, and just light the book up.

    It was probably some boring, cheesy story anyway.

    ...It seems your shadowstuff disintegrates on contact with fire.
    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)01:07 No.4716833
    Hey, your shadow's in your shadow. Make it absorb some, watch it get bigger.
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 05/31/09(Sun)01:07 No.4716837
    Maybe we could make some +fire snake leather gloves+
    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)01:08 No.4716842
    So I think the solution to our infinitely dripping shadow stuff problem is obvious.

    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)01:08 No.4716845

    Ye olde literatophobe!

    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)01:10 No.4716862

    DO IT
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 05/31/09(Sun)01:11 No.4716869
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    You think this might have been one of your better ideas. It hurts less than that gauntlet ever did.
    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)01:12 No.4716879
    Whatever. Harem still around?
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 05/31/09(Sun)01:13 No.4716881
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    Oh, wait, no. No. Fire spreads.

    Yup, this was a bad idea.
    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)01:13 No.4716886
    ...pain aside, this seems like a hazardous solution. Yeah the gauntlet hurt, but the arm might just burn away. That's not even considering what it will do to other people and your clothing and surroundings.
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 05/31/09(Sun)01:14 No.4716893
    Run around screaming. I'm sure that will put the fire out.
    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)01:14 No.4716895
    Wouldn't that be a bad thing? I mean, you like pain. You want more pain.
    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)01:15 No.4716897

    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)01:15 No.4716898
    Yah. But instead of the traditional after action burning sensation this time we can get the drop on them!

    So .. about that harem!
    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)01:15 No.4716902
    WATER! Or wrap it in something, just put the dam thing out already.

    It seems not much of a stretch for Ariallas lightning magic to spark a fire up.
    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)01:15 No.4716903
    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)01:16 No.4716907
    Stick some more mud on it. It worked nicely last time.
    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)01:17 No.4716919

    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 05/31/09(Sun)01:19 No.4716927
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    >It seems not much of a stretch for Ariallas lightning magic to spark a fire up.
    Its not, but she's... busy. Elsewhere. Naked.

    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)01:19 No.4716928

    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 05/31/09(Sun)01:19 No.4716929
    So are weakness is being on fire.
    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)01:20 No.4716931
    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)01:20 No.4716932
    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)01:20 No.4716934
    Embrace stuff
    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)01:20 No.4716936
    Fucking hell. Ask satan to make shadows not flammable for a minute or something.
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 05/31/09(Sun)01:21 No.4716941
    Somewhere, Xom is laughing his ass off.
    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)01:22 No.4716942
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    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)01:22 No.4716945
    Huh, they're mimicking you. In the mean time, roll around in some mud or dirt or something.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 05/31/09(Sun)01:26 No.4716962
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    You find some dirt and roll around, trying to remove the firey death you inflicted upon yourself. Somehow, it works.

    Your satan arm recovers smoothly and without issue. The rest of your body hates you forever.

    You decide to stop having good ideas.
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 05/31/09(Sun)01:26 No.4716963
    Garrelf has 3 points in logic. You'd think that would prevent him from doing this.
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 05/31/09(Sun)01:27 No.4716969
    Graft shadow skin onto yourself.
    >> Totallynotsamefag !!PwrhihocaUN 05/31/09(Sun)01:28 No.4716974
    well it did work for a few seconds, not totally dumb.
    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)01:29 No.4716984
    Guess now we're not up to the harem thing.

    Go find some ( chasteual )healin'
    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)01:30 No.4716992
    Huh, seems the shadow flow stopped, for a while at least.

    Just need to get some healing magic then. FETCH THE HAREM NURSE! (I'm assuming she knows healing magic?)
    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)01:30 No.4716998
    oh god, I laughed out loud for the first time in... YEARS on the internet.

    jesus christ gnome, good show.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 05/31/09(Sun)01:32 No.4717014
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    ...That worked pleasantly. Only one of your Illithid is still around, however.

    Honestly, it seemed like a good idea at the time.
    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)01:33 No.4717017
    Ok he's fine now. Sorta. Let's see how Arialla is doing! :D
    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)01:35 No.4717031
    Garrelf looks like a ninja. He needs some shadow weeaboo weapons.
    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)01:35 No.4717035
    Hmmm.... What to name him? How about Cthulhu.
    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)01:38 No.4717055
    Lets go find that slut Arialla and get heals
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 05/31/09(Sun)01:38 No.4717057
    Go look for Arialla and Krann. If you find Krann first, ask for healing.
    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)01:39 No.4717074
    Yeah lets go find Krann.
    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)01:40 No.4717080
    Walk into the nearest forest vomiting shadows.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 05/31/09(Sun)01:40 No.4717084
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    You bring Cthulhu with you to go see Krann, to see if she can't fix your skin to be normal again.

    As you approach, however, Krann screams. "NONONONONONONO!"

    Garrelf: "Oh come on, I haven't even traumatized you yet..."

    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)01:41 No.4717089
    I... wait, where did the rest of them go?
    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)01:42 No.4717096
    I'm that guy with a fetish in akward and unpleasant unflowerings. Hi again. this is just... GREAT for me.
    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)01:42 No.4717104
    Have Cthulu suck those tentacles back into his head for a few minutes.
    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)01:43 No.4717111
    You really know how to spice up a thread.
    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)01:43 No.4717112
    She wants tentacles. Better give her some!
    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)01:44 No.4717117
    "Help me with healing my skin, and no tentacles. Deal?"
    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)01:44 No.4717119
    Oh god I just bursted out laughing. I say we continue just for you.
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 05/31/09(Sun)01:45 No.4717126
    They realized they can always go to Buzzardloved if they want to see elves on fire.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 05/31/09(Sun)01:48 No.4717147
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    >"Help me with healing my skin, and no tentacles. Deal?"
    "YES SIR!"

    Cthulhu kindly retracts his tentacles for the nice lady.
    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)01:48 No.4717154
    Have Cthulhu wait outside.
    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)01:49 No.4717162
    we have wrapped ourselves in shadow, try to sprout tentacles.
    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)01:50 No.4717163
    Go talk to Satan about the book and any potential rewards for burning it
    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)01:51 No.4717178
    We're a bastard. Do it anyway.
    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)01:53 No.4717203
    looks like our arm is acting up again.

    Maybe we could try freezing it. I mean, if setting it on fire didn't work, then obviously doing the polar opposite of setting it one fire must work, right?
    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)01:54 No.4717209
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    How positively ~decadent~. It would be marvelous if we continued.
    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)01:55 No.4717214
    now now, we may be a bastard but we are an Honorable bastard, however we haven't specified the Duration of the no-tentacles, with the deal as stated it could be interpreted as no tentacles while she heals us up.
    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)01:56 No.4717223
    Nah, let's keep our word. And when she heals us, we give her a nice kiss on the cheek.

    Then have her go check on Arialla.
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 05/31/09(Sun)01:58 No.4717239
    If we had fire resistance, it wouldn't be so bad.
    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)01:58 No.4717241
    I would like a medical professional who ISN'T traumatized.

    It would be better if we had some way to make it so that we could, you know, control the flow of the stuff. Just letting it drip everywhere is annoying. But being able to shape shadow minions on command would be SWEET.
    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)01:58 No.4717243

    Yes. Give tentacles after healing.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 05/31/09(Sun)01:59 No.4717248
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    >Sprout tentacles
    >tentacle rape her anyway
    Not until after she finishes patching up your skin. Gotta make sure you keep your dashing good looks.
    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)01:59 No.4717249
    Either way is hilarious.
    But that's not traumatizing...
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 05/31/09(Sun)02:00 No.4717264
    The ground beneath both of you should be covered in shadows by the time she finishes.
    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)02:01 No.4717266
    you do remember what arialla is doing right?
    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)02:02 No.4717277
    Lets go check on Arialla, but bring Krann with you.
    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)02:03 No.4717284
    Oh yeah... you way's good too then.

    Also thread is over 200 posts.
    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)02:04 No.4717299
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    Those curls....
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 05/31/09(Sun)02:06 No.4717307
    If Beardbeard is Khorne and Garrelf is Slaanesh, then who are the other two chaos gods?
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 05/31/09(Sun)02:06 No.4717317
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    >Kiss on the cheek
    "Thanks, Krann. You're such a dear. Would you go check on my wife for me?"

    Garrelf is the master of Stockholm Syndrome. Maybe he should write a book on it.
    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)02:07 No.4717319
    I think it would be better to subvert, rather than go back on what we said.
    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)02:07 No.4717325
    When she's done, walk away saying "yes...I said no TENTACLES, didn't I?" then cackle manically.

    Then don't do anything to her for a while.

    Far more traumatizing than actually doing anything.
    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)02:08 No.4717329
    Finlay is Tzheentch, clearly.
    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)02:08 No.4717334
    >Garrelf is the master of Stockholm Syndrome. Maybe he should write a book on it.

    I would read that book.
    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)02:09 No.4717337
    Hows the arm?
    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)02:10 No.4717343
    You know, this is just getting better. First it was awkward and painful, and it's now entering the territory of MINDFUCKING. I'm entering new plateaus of eroticism here
    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)02:10 No.4717344
    All you did was kiss her and she's still blushing. What won't traumatize her?
    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)02:11 No.4717351
    Nah the fun starts when she gets to Arialla. And be sure we follow close behind.
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 05/31/09(Sun)02:13 No.4717367
    Make a shadow replicate of Beardbeard, then rip it in half while laughing maniacally.
    >> Gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 05/31/09(Sun)02:14 No.4717374
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    Tzeentch pictured.

    New thread: >>4717369
    >> Anonymous 05/31/09(Sun)02:16 No.4717385
    No, make shadow replicas of the naga. Tell them to act like her as much as possible.

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