Welcome back to the twelfth chapter of Mecha Space Pirate Quest. As always, you are Admiral Roarke Susan Starwind, nicknamed Dude McCool by your former Captain and presently master of some 72 piloted mecha and two battle-ready ships. You are also fresh from a series of victories, and due for some serious upgrades.Previous Threads: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Mecha+Space+Pirate+Quest%2C+Collective+Game%2C+mechaMaster Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/sSHs0QmFUpgrade Menu: http://pastebin.com/QQQzkFZeLast time, after single-handedly punching eleven Harpies to death and having your helmsmen brutally dissect their transport ship with the Rhinehawk's main particle beam cannon batteries, you stared down the Bosun of the Green Skulls Pirate Fleet and made him flinch. However, from some of what you said, you suspect he might still be lurking around and prepared to ambush you. His ship is the same size and general speed as the cruiser captained by your subordinate, but you don't know its exact capabilities.You also made the decision to have the Rhinehawk hold position until the Yamato could join it, at which point the two ships would proceed towards the colony at a relaxed pace while making as many repairs and upgrades as possible. You are sitting on a whopping 62 points of upgrades. Can it be assumed that 45 of that will go to the Pugilist Mode, Squilla Elbow, and a second Crushing Grip (for the left fist) upgrade? And if so, what else, if anything, do you want to work on improving now? The Knuckle Kaiser is already having its arms repaired, so now is a prime time for it. After all, it will be most of twenty-four standard hours before your microgate generators are ready to be activated again.
Also, is there anyone you want to talk to during the time between battles?
>>47010526Sam? but that shoulda been obvious from me. Also almost thought ya weren't gonna run. Oh and when we see her play Someone to Love.
>>47010526Probably should see Sam. No objections to the upgrades.
>>47010526Lets Sam and have Karen handle those upgrades>>47010591Nah either Made in Heaven or Good Old Fashioned Lover Boy
>>47010526Darkness, my old friend.> Add second harpoon to our head.I would suggest reducing weight to 49 but we are missing 1 CP.
>>47010630While I do love your music suggestions I do think Someone to Love is the superior choice.
>>47010630And current list of songs:https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B6iimHE85EZZWjJCLXRLem1mQ2s/view
>>47010526Should we see other crewmen and congratulate them on their work? Like the Scimitar pilots, Mohammed, Miles, etc ?
>>47010650I like the way you think, though. Especially since then you would probably feel better about it if you decided to add a Pod or Wings to fit more systems in. However, you might be off by a few points there.
>>47010747We can add wings? I think you posted pastebin, I don't see it on the upgrade bin. I'm down for increasing our speed though.What does having an extra pod do for us? Like a minifridge?
CAN WE ADD CUPHOLDERS? This is important.
>>47010891There's probably compartments to hold food and water like in the first thread.
>>47010923A glove compartment does not a cupholder make, you degenerate!
>>47010957It does when all liquids are held in bottles. Don't want your coffee to spill all over the controls after all.There's no gravity generation tech here right? It's all centrifugal force like UC?
>>47010870A Pod is a type of servo, the same as buying another limb. It has two advantages. First, the pod itself is weighs nothing, and it has a high spaces-to-cost ratio. However, its armor has weight, and if an attack breaches the armor the remaining damage goes straight into the system instead of the structure of the servo. The Knuckle Kaiser can support a pod with up to 14 spaces without penalty.Wings must be bought in pairs, making them more expensive and heavier for the same amount of weight, but like every servo that isn't a pod systems inside won't be disabled by damage unless targeted with a called shot or subject to the servo itself being destroyed. I will add them to the upgrade bin soon.
>>47011048Oh, right, Wings also add +100m to your flight speed.
>>47011113Can we get wings?
>>47011117It would add 12 minimum to your weight and cost 30 points for the wings and armor (because it would get Officer Armor too) It would grant you an additional twelve spaces. I'm not sure what it would do to your speed, because you'd lose speed from the added weight but gain it from the +100m bonus, although you could always add thrusters to get back up to full.Adding Wings or a Pod might be required to fit in some of the more advanced systems you all have been discussing, like Remotes or an I-Field.
>>47011255Could ya throw the books up agauin? I wanna try statting out an old AC.
It's a while before you're able to even make it out of the bridge and towards the infirmary. The technicians and Rhinehawk crew are still working hard, but the pilots are fresh off a victory, have had their first juicy bite of revenge, and are rather raucous. You nearly walk in on at least one couple doing the Zero-G flamenco while trying to find the right room.The nurse on duty is half asleep when you walk in. She's sitting in a chair outside the door with an autorifle cradled against her chest, in case the 'prisoner' tries anything. It might be a formality to you, but the crew don't know the newcomer and are taking appropriate precautions. Inside, Sam is laying on the cot, on her back, her arms crossed behind her head, looking half asleep. Out of her pilot suit, she's wearing a crisp green and white UJCIDF uniform with a corporal's stripe on the shoulder, with a long-barreled pistol and a slightly curved sword dangling off the discarded belt hanging from one of the bedposts."Mmmmph, Roarke?" She sits up, rubbing her eyes and managing a sleepy little smile, "You're not still angry at me for inviting myself along, are you? My S-Betta could be really useful, if you don't plan to just charge in headfirst." She sits up further, drawing her knees up against her chest and wrapping her arms around them to make room for you, "Oh, I met your mechanic already, she stopped in to see if I was alright. We talked for a while.">[Panic]>[Refuse to panic]
>>47011303Sure, getting right on it!
>>47011461>>[Refuse to panic]not today
>>47011461>>[Refuse to panic]10 cool mother fucker!
>>47011461>>[Refuse to panic]Max Cool!
>>47011461>[Refuse to panic]We're still in combat god dammit.
>>47011461>[Refuse to panic]Through sheer will and determination. But check for any bombs after just in case.So what other upgrades did we get?
>>47011598No consensus yet besides agreement on the three I mentioned.
>>47011656Start building some wings?
You refuse to panic, adjusting your shades. If Captain Ozark could make it work with significantly more women to juggle, and he thought you were a worthy successor, then this is just another test of your abilities, "Oh, Karen? That's good."Samantha smiles in a sweet sort of way that would be a lot more reassuring if you didn't know that she likely has more formal training in interrogating a suspect than you do, patting the bed for you to sit with her, "So, is there something going on between you two? I'm not being an intruder, am I?" There's just a tiny bit of mischief in her eyes. Up close, you notice the pommel of her officer's saber has the scottie dog toy hanging from it by a little silver chain.>[What say?]
>>47011705We'd need more votes for that.
>>47011656Harpoons for now, save CP for Wings + to keep us under 60 ton weight.
>>47011726honesty here seems good, but what exactly were our plans for karen again? I mean in our one date she was the one who snatched a kiss...eh maybe just full disclosure on the situation and ask for advice?
>>47011726Intruder you? Never. That said She did grow up around me and we did have dinner. Nothing is set in stone though and I would hate for anything to happen to either of you.
Remember to polish those silver tongues, smoothness here could save you a lot of trouble down the line.
>>47011825> I would hate for anything to happen to either of you.Did you just try to use the implication?
>>47010491Shame about that sketch. Couldn't you bring it to the drawfag threads on /tg/ to get it finished for you?
>>47011891Tell her the truth that we have alot of people we care about but that doesnt mean we care about her any less and tell her if she wants to stop seeing us we understand
>>47011726"An intruder? What gave you such an idea? Especially when you are already on my ship without an invitation? Don't tell me you wanted to have a date here so badly?"Don't tell her anything more than nessescary about other women.
>>47011928No. Just no. Leave the harem stuff to other anons.
>>47011792I would very much love to hear Anon's plans for Karen as they help me to scheme things up.
>>47011989My plan for her is to keep it like an older brother as she doesn't interest me that much. But that said she is an old friend and such so there will be blowback from everyone not just Anon.
>>47011928>>47011792Welp, there goes -1 for our harem. ITT anons who don't know how to shift subjects OR approach irritated women.
>>47012041What would you do then, if you're such an expert? Lie to the trained intelligence officer slash mecha ninja?
>>47011941>>47011825Supporting this stuff. >>47012074Why not just say Karen's like a sister to us?
>>47012074I'm no knotfag but I do want her upgrade bonus.This was my suggestion. Just play along with her joke but don't out yourself by saying you want your peepee to make yogurt with Karen.>>47011941
>>47012041Harem a shit though.
>>47012108Because she'll tell Karen and we'll end up with a gamma missile in our cockpit or something. She's our mechanic, man, I'm more scared of her than the Butcher.
By the way, you can roll 1d10 plus your 7 Empathy, adding luck if you wish, to get a read on Samantha right now.She doesn't actually seem irritated, just slightly amused and cheerful.
Rolled 2 + 7 (1d10 + 7)>>47012181Alright lets get a read
Rolled 3 + 7 (1d10 + 7)>>47012181Definitely!
Rolled 6 + 7 (1d10 + 7)>>47012181Worth a shot at least.
>>47012202Anon you saved us I hope. Though I do think Wong only takes first roll.
>>47012193You know she feels feelings.
>>47012293>[BRASS HORNS PLAYING]
>>47012281Well at least we know she isn't a robot
"You're never intruding." You sit down with a smile, doing your best to resist her UJCIDF special forces tricks. "I'm just worried about you. Are you feeling better?""Perky and clearheaded." She winks, "So, you were saying?""Well, for a long time she was like a sister to me." That's true, at least, "Her mother was a Harpy pilot, she died a few years before I joined the Kestrels. From what I can tell her grandfather more or less raised her in the mechabay.""Mmm." The Corporal purses her lips, "That makes sense. You know, she wasn't so much worried about me as about you. She told me if I break your heart or betray you, she'll lock me in the ship's fusion core until my skin bubbles off." She takes a capsule-thermos off a portable heater on the bedside table, and takes a ladylike sip, "Ah, at least someone on your ship buys the tea I like. Still, she isn't like a sister to you anymore, if I'm reading you right. Is that so?"She seems remarkably not-accusative. Hell with it, you nod, "It's been a confusing time. Sometimes I think it would have been simpler being dead for real, or maybe I could have retired to some little farming colony and raised goats." You sigh heavily. If there's a storm coming, let it blow.She exhales heavily, her face becoming genuinely relieved, "Good."...And then she bursts into laughter, "Roarke, you can stop trying to imitate a rock, it's okay. She and I had a long talk, and it included those dates. We both want you to be happy. Don't you ever doubt that, okay? You're smarter than that." She throws her arms around you in a hug, "You were good to both of us, you've been more kind than any pirate has a right to be...and you accepted me, how could I not accept you?"[Continued]
>>47012388Tension gone. So she was fucking with us? Ohhh payback will be a bitch Miss Samantha.
>>47012388Sounds like an invitation for a threesome lets do it
>>47012193>>47012200>>47012202Sadly none of you rolled high enough to realize that she was trolling you and that she already knew all the details.
>>47012454Or maybe she wasn't, but she caught on impossibly quick because Karen is using telepathy on her RIGHT NOW!
>>47012454What did we need to roll? Also tell her that she can stop using that as an excuse to forgive things we do.
>>47012493>it's important to her>"NO FORGET ABOUT IT BITCH, NO ONE CARES">forrealnigguh.jpg
>>47012511He means that, just because it's important to her, doesn't mean she should keep using it as a reason to forgive us if we do terrible shit.
>>47012676What did Clemmy end up doing?
>>47012737Thats what I figured
"Wait, you're not...?""Angry? Roarke, you darling man, you're a space pirate captain. I don't think I could ever be angry at you for anything short of finding a houri in a schoolgirl outfit in a cell somewhere..." She takes a demure sip of her tea.You stare evenly at her. She can fool you once, but not twice. Her expression becomes even more innocent. You fold your arms. She hides her little smile coyly behind the brim of the thermos. You remain impassive."Karen told me about that." She finally says."I know. You don't have to keep being so forgiving of me for having good taste myself. If I hadn't snapped you up, someone else would have." You put your arm around her, and give her hand a squeeze.She sticks her nose up in the air, upper-class Jovian manners on full display, "I don't want someone else. I want you." She smiles, "Besides, there are greater threats to you in this galaxy than Karen. We both agreed to form a sisterly alliance against the more ominous evils that seek to steal your precious innocence." She reaches up and ruffles your orange hair. "I keep expecting to look out the window and see Lieutenant Farragut's obnoxiously grinning face leering through the screen. It was disgraceful what she was doing when she saw the footage of your battle during our latest briefing, I actually felt embarrassed for her...even if it was really cool, and it sort of made my brother feel a little better. Karen doesn't get it, but maybe I don't get what's so dangerous about this other pirate she thinks is our nemesis. I mean, S-Pop isn't even your genre, and the Butcher will hunt you to the ends of the galaxy to get what she wants.""What was she doing?" You inquire before you can stop yourself. Samantha gives you a very even look in response, "I think you already know exactly what she was doing, and I'm not going to say it. The Colonel got angry and threatened to ship her off to guard methane shipments if she couldn't keep both hands on the table."
>>47012797kinky...why do i like that?
>>47012797Roarke's animal magnetism is too fucking stronk. Even Knuckle Kaiser exudes it!
>>47012797maybe explain about the whole drunken karaoke night thing with red siren? Also explain siren's "work" situation and how it precludes a relationship with a guy.
>>47012797So should stay here or move to Roarke's quarters?>>47012970Supporting explanations
>>47012978A good question, that's up to you and your fellow anons.
>>47012978Tell her we dont thinks shes twlling the whole truth and were gonna take her back to our quarters for more thorough interrogation, we might need to call in Karen for some assistance
>>47012797Clemmy being best girl.
>>47013009If it wasn't for her taste in music I might agree
we should ask if she can eat right now she must want something in her stomach after all of this
>>47012994Explain and ask if she wants something to eat?
>>47013036You're thinking of Keith "Jesus" Young who was using Clemmy's PC to respond to your mockery of him. Clemmy has not said a word about her musical tastes to you yet.
>>47013036wasn't that the whiny kid using clemmy's phone when linkin park and nickel back were brought up? or were you referring to another incident?
>>47013017>>47013049Why did you respond twice?
>>47013082Deleted old vote becuase we asked if she wsa okay already.
>>47013036What are you talking about? It was Jesus that recommend us that shit.BTW Did Clemmy beat the shit out of him for touching her computerÉ
>>47013068Looks like I missunderstood, man making Jesus even worse every thread
>>47013110He's based on Kira. He's already pretty fucking low. Not much farther till he becomes a black hole.
You tell her the story of the drunken karaoke. She makes a few sly remarks about your poster and jokes about making a poster of her own for you. She's trying to be less shy around you, apparently, but for all of her hard work she still blushes when she suggests it, "...But I still think Karen doesn't get it. The lieutenant is dangerous. She doesn't have the same sort of limits a normal person does. I saw her subordinate...that kid we had on ridealong...grab her PC once. She let him have it, stood there smiling until he was done, then broke his nose and stomped on his head until the MPs dragged her off him. The Colonel doesn't want her on his ship or involved with the project, but General Fairchild insisted and she IS unquestionably an ace. I suppose being one of the General's favorites must have some perks." She frowns sourly, only to sit up with a yipe as you squeeze her against you."I'm not interrogating you about her, Samantha." You grin.She bites her lip, "You...you're interrogating me, then? I don't know how I'll stand up against you...but I won't give in easily, you'll have to work me over hard before I tell you anything."Fortunately, you have the appropriate override to turn the transparency on the door's plasteel to zero, activate the noise dampeners, and put your Queen mixtape on. You ask if she's hungry, but the only thing she wants right now is right in front of her.
>inb4 Clemmy listens to viking metal
>>47013134I would possibly give a point or two of CP to whoever can provide the best list of all the reasons why the source material (the actual Kira Yamato) is awful. I didn't make it very far into SEED. In fact, it nearly turned me off the genre altogether before based Megas saved the day.I have the gist of it, but specific examples sometimes inspire me in interesting ways.
>>47013252Suddenly a Miles!
>>47013335I didn't either. His complete bullshit hypocrisy about fighting or his cucking( or what I understand of it) of two of his supposedly "best friends". He also doesn't seem to grow the fuck up and get a pair either the Kira from the very beggining is the Kira at the end.
>>47013345>Be first mate of a some pirate gang that you don't even remember the name of.>Only stay in gang because of childhood friend.>Get shot down trying to protect Miles.>Stay alive through sheer resolution not to leave Miles.>Luck worth two lifetimes is spent to make it back to a station>Find Miles.>Over hear she is in a relationship with some farmer boy>Have no words due to autism>Play with my harmonica to cope>Tears shed>Sexuality questioned and now want to fuck a trap
>>47013432>>Sexuality questioned and now want to fuck a trapBut we want to fuck everything. What are you, prejudiced?
>>47013432The fuck did you get that from?
>>47013432it's not gay if they're cute
>>47013345>hfw it's like Cap'n Ozark is suddenly back.>>47013432It's questionable whether Miles counts as a childhood friend and not a work buddy.
Only one way to settle this.http://www.strawpoll.me/10097051
>>47013569HAHAHAHAHAHA YOU'RE A MADMAN WONG!!
>>47013569Like its even a question
>>47013569Did you not learn from last time? Strawpoll a shit.
>tfw strawpoll proves you are the only one dedicated to best husbando Knuckle KaiserIt hurts beyond comprehension.
>>47013588Now it's not my responsibility. I have done nothing wrong.
>>47013569So how long you going to let it go?
eh there are only 13 posters here and 11 votes on the poll already, the last 2 can't turn the tide either so...
>>47013719Yep ;looks like we plunder!
>>47013719Theres lurkers but we should just continue and take the knot no lube.
Kinda surprised there were even four against. Government dog is best.
>>47013740Listen we been over this. She gets our knot and a reach around.
>>47013740You mean give her the knot.
Also random idea: Convert Clemmy into an AI assist for Knuckle Kaizer, she's just the right kind of bloodthirsty for it, plus them maybe it would lest us add our cool/seduction skill to our mech pilot skill during combat.
>>47013781That would break the system I think.
>>47013781>Convert Clemmy into an AI assist for Knuckle Kaizer, she's just the right kind of bloodthirsty for itSo our machine will be unable to NOT murder things? Makes diplomacy kind of impossible.
>>47013781What? Just have our ride our dick while we pilot the KK. You get sagely calmness after climax.
>>47013781I'd rather we not turn our mech into Eva Unit 01
>>47013810Well I figured she'd be a module we could engage and disengage at will, though what i imagined was basically fitting her body with cybernetics to allow interface with the machine... heck remember back in thread 1 where we discussed having remote controlled flying arms? She could act as the control system.And isn't she part of an experimental unit?...
Some hours later, you zip your flight suit back up, put your jacket back on, and kiss Samantha goodnight for the moment. The Corporal, now well and truly in need of rest, is curled up on the cot with a huge smile on her dark-painted lips.She may not have been exactly what you're used to, but the parts of her that are worked overtime to make you happy. You saunter down the hallway, humming Made in Heaven under your breath and checking your PC as it beeps at you. There's a message from Karen, video footage...of her removing the Knuckle Kaiser's left hand and attaching a massive fist constructed identically to your mech's right hand in its place. There's a shield being bolted onto the back of your machine's right forearm, too. The original shield has been replaced with two, each one slightly more slender and light but with modernized attack-intercept programs to make up for it. Now you'll have a wall of adamant-nanotubing and hyperalloys to protect yourself with in combat.Karen waves excitedly, pointing out the advanced and complicated system she's replacing the Kaiser's elbows with, before Cornelius shoves his wrinkly face into the frame, "Roarke, if you're going to put thrusters on your arms, next time do it properly! The ones you installed weren't giving you any flying thrust at all, so I fixed that." He smiles genially, pressing a button on a remote that makes twin jets of blue-green flame roar from beneath the elbow armor of the new arms. Apparently the Cohens weren't just satisfied with fixing your damaged pieces, and apparently Karen was listening very closely when you were talking about how nice it would be if you could only punch your enemies to death twice as fast.
>>47013781Clemmy doesn't have any points in Seduction, she has melee combat skills to do that with.
>>47013984Damn... how do we reward Karen for this? Doing a Descartes right now seems a bit awkward even if we have the stamina for it. Also we should probably tell her as much as we told sam regarding other potential relationships when we get a chance.
>>47013997I meant roarkes points, Clemmy would be acting as part of the machine and so affecting her would affect the machine or something. mostly meant that part as a joke.
>>47014031karen is for headrubs and mech upgrades only!
>>47014097Go back to /d/, you degenerate! I'd bet you like to hold hands too!
>>47014097Oh, she can rub the head alright...She's having our puppies. You can't stop the Best Girl Alliance.
>>47014116Anon all of our gorls are even Sam depending how good the sex change is at this point
>>47014031They talked, remember?We should actually listen to Sam's advice about her, I don't think she's trying to sabotage Karen.
>>47014114Yeah, in public places when taking demure strolls just to spend time with my significant other!Can you handle the fetish?
>>47014161She's trying to sabotage Karen. Sam knows she has no chance against Karen who actually has a pussy.
>>47014161I meant details about red siren since sam mentioned karen was concerned about her
>>47014182All of our harem are probably going to havw our kids, possible Sam too if the sex change operations in this time are much better
>>47014158I'd hesitate to rule out the possibility of a petri dish baby if you go that route.>>47014170Whoa there! That's TOO lewd! This is a thread with wholesome, healthy fetishes only. I bet you're into gazing into her eyes and telling her how you feel too, you degenerate.
>>47014213Why would she get a sex change? I'm not even going to argue about the harem.
>>47014213Unless they've figured out how to actually genderbend people, then sex changes do jack shit to giving a biological male the ability to give birth
>>47014241Considering how far in the future we are they moght be able to
>>47014221Hey Wong, how do you feel about the waifu wars now?
>>47014269Thunder calm down and double check your posts mate. It's getting to be worse than me.
>>47014232she's a lady, she'd probably want her equipment to reflect that. At this point i'm good with either option... y'know when I first came to /tg/ sam probably would have made me uncomfortable, now; not in the least. Thanks I guess.
>>47014199Wrong. Roarke acknowledged glorious loyal Samantha's feelings, he hadn't acknowledged Karen's.I'm a /m/a/n, I know for a fact that childhood friends never win and you're living in a fantasy world.Red Siren is going to ultimately win the Roarkebowl and become Top Wife or whatever it's called.
>>47014300She might. She also might be fine with not going through with it. In any case let's not shitpost about it unless it comes up in character yeah?And yeah /tg/ does wierd things to people.>>47014306Honestly I'd try to fight against Red Siren being included. Just a one night stand for her and BY GOD I WANT TO STAY CLEAR OF CLEMMY!
>>47014283Like if I hadn't made it possible to have more than one waifu without destroying your laifu there would be actual murders going on. There is some deep-buried sunni-versus-shi'ia-esque anger between these factions, and I wish them all the best.For Magnetic Grappling Harpoon will always be the best. The purest. With the silkiest fibers and the most loyal heart. Even when she has to be far from her beloved, she always comes back. She survived death for the sake of love. She is literally the perfect girl.
>>47014306How would siren win? her entire crew structure relies on her seeming to be "available" since her crews pretty much her idol fan base which makes a relationship with roarke kinda hard if she wants to stay a captain. Genuinely curious how she might win?
>>47014306>Red Siren is going to ultimately win the RoarkebowlEver heard of sudden but inevitable betrayals?
>>47014306The title you are looking for is WWE World Heavyweight Champion.
>>47014357Wrestle Quest is tomorrow mate.
>>47014347I shouldn't stir the pot (more than I probably have in passing), but even celebrities get married eventually. Her big worry is how it looks if she becomes specifically Roarke's subordinate, and she has a little more freedom than your typical teenage Japanese idol who gets dumped in the trash if she kisses a boy or touches a cigarette.
>>47014357Not unless she lifts man
>>47014221YEAH! I even tell her how I feel in that lovey-dovey voice you're only supposed to use on pets!
>>47014306>childhood friends never winWe're a badass motherfucking space pirate whose idea of fun is to go hand-to-hand in giant mechs! We break rules for a living! We ain't gonna let the laws of /m/ reality tell us what we can or cannot do.
And here's a present for Sleepy and anyone else who wanted them.http://www.megafileupload.com/jdpS/Mekton_Zeta_-_Core_Rulebook.pdfhttp://www.megafileupload.com/jdpT/Mekton_Zeta_Errata_version_1.htmhttp://www.megafileupload.com/jdpU/Mekton_Zeta_-_Errata_v1.1.pdfhttp://www.megafileupload.com/jdpV/Mekton_Zeta_Plus_-_Advanced_Technical_Manual.pdf
>>47014343>deep-buried sunni-versus-shi'ia-esque anger
>>47014404Except for the part where our childhood friend is fucking Richard already.
>>47014306>from /a/>top wife or whateverYOU ARE NO TRUE SCOTSMAN!
>>47014385Damnit Wong! You're becoming Soma! Shitposting in your own thread! Also thanks mate!
>>47014351Who's betraying who?
>>47014385ah, cool. Makes more sense than my initial interpretation, thanks for that.
>>47014351Imagine if CCA had just been Char and Amuro having Buddy Pilot adventures and showing up to laugh at people. >>47014402Please Anon, there are millenials reading this thread!
>>47014463Bullshit! I saw you doing that same thing just the other day!
>>47014402>>47014463So since you two are experts on lewds apparently, how far up the chain is opening the door for your lady?What about remembering your anniversary?
>>47014487That ain't lewd. Just basic fucking manners.
>>47014421If we want to be absolutely technical you met them when you joined the Kestrels.>>47014467YOU SAW NOTHING. GRAPPLE-CHAN IS PURE, PURE!>>47014487It's pretty much expected, isn't it?
>>47014543No. I have several copies of it. But I do agree Grapple-Chan is indeed pure. Now please continue quest or something might be made available to taint that purity.
Today is kind of a breather section and a chance to upgrade (I'm statting something special) but you should still decide how you want to deal with Karen.Will you follow Samantha's advice and acknowledge her as a woman?Will you friendzone her eternally into imouto hell and let her become a fujoshi who only travels from her room to the mech bay and back, a creature that fears the sun and fresh air?Will you pull her pigtails one at a time, or both at once?
>>47014607>Will you follow Samantha's advice and acknowledge her as a woman?Yes but without sex>Will you friendzone her eternally into imouto hell and let her become a fujoshi who only travels from her room to the mech bay and back, a creature that fears the sun and fresh air?No>Will you pull her pigtails one at a time, or both at once?Both
>>47014607Sex. Fuck her so hard semen shoots into her brain. Pull both pigtails from behind, hard.
>>47014607>Will you follow Samantha's advice and acknowledge her as a woman?Yes?>>47014623>Yes but without sexHow does that work without friendzoning her?
>>47014607Lets fuck her shes earned it, but more importantly which track on our Mixtape is hers?
Anons are agreed on pulling both pigtails, but have reached no consensus on anything else. Sasuga, /tg/.Although you guys are going to love what I've been working on.
>>47014843>>47014843I went to /m/ to download pictures and took off my nick to post there. Damn it, it's hard to stick to the principle of only tripfagging when relevant.
Hmm, maybe not all the way with karen yet, but at least some sort of physical contact, or just ask her whether she'd prefer to go slow or jump right in.
>>47014886I don't know why it does this. Taking your trip off on one board shouldn't affect its status on another.
>>47014607Heavy petting. Both pig tails. Invite her later when we don't have semen in our ass.
>>47014953Be not afeared.
There are a few facts of note about Karen.Years ago, long before you joined the Kestrels, Captain Ozark actually got serious about a woman. Damned serious. She was a hotshot Harpy pilot and the daughter of one of his most valuable officers, and reputedly he might actually have been in love with her.What's known is that she had a daughter, who Ozark (and most of the older crew) spoiled a little. The pilot herself died due to mechanical failure of her Harpy Custom during a minor skirmish with some PMCs, leaving the kid to be raised by Cornelius.The first time you saw her, she was a freckle-faced brat who climbed into your Harpy without permission and tried several times to add guns to it until you made it abundantly clear that you don't like using guns. Or missiles. Or melee weapons. At first you thought she did this to everyone, but slowly came to realize that while she worked on other Harpies, she was the dedicated mechanic for yours. Despite the difference in your ages, she was able to teach you the art of mech repair and design up to an almost professional level through years of working closely together. Your original Harpy Custom was her work, with its dual claws and shields, and you suspect that she's working off the same aesthetic on the Knuckle Kaiser. Perhaps some girls write love letters, and others build military-grade combat circuits.It's funny, isn't it, how a flat-chested girl with an annoyingly squeaky voice and a penchant for disregarding safety procedures could grow into a woman who fills out a cheongsam so well?Normally you'd feel somewhat gauche, thinking about one woman so quickly after sleeping with another, but the talk of a sisterly alliance has you thinking as you clean yourself up and head to the mecha bay to see the improvements for yourself.[Continued]
>>47015192Flat chest and squeaky voice? It's like you deliberately want to crash the struggling ship with no survivors.
>>47015291She grew up anon. She presumably lost the squaky voice.
>>47015484Definitely lost the flat chest.
"Roarke, I'm up here!" Yeah, that voice isn't squeaky anymore. It belongs to a beautiful woman wearing glasses and smiling affectionately down at you from the Knuckle Kaiser's cockpit, "I'm just finishing some adjustments to the HMIS to compensate for the new arms. You don't look so tall from up here." She grins cheekily as you activate the liftwire, "Oh, you're coming up? Did you want to see?"Yes, yes you do. This high above the bay, almost all of the other mecha look diminutive, dwarfed by the Knuckle Kaiser. The S-Betta is close but not quite as large, and the Harpies look like midgets. It feels incongruously like being in a treehouse.There isn't a lot of room in the cockpit. Your chair is comfortable enough, but Karen's in it, her PC plugged into your suit's pilot helmet which is itself plugged into the HMIS. "I talked with your friend, Roarke. She's nice. I'm not jealous or anything, if that's what you're worried about..." her shoulders droop a little, "I just want you to be happy, whatever it takes.""I'm not here to talk about Samantha." You have to lean over the chair to talk to her, one hand gripping the backrest just over her shoulder, her glasses reflecting the dazzling lights of the mecha bay except where your silhouette blocks them out as she gazes up at you."Oh? R-Roarke...you're awfully close...w-what did you come here to talk about?" She softly bites her lower lip."Us." You reply, taking off her glasses, folding them up, and tucking them into her toolbelt so they won't get broken.>[Say something to acknowledge the mechanic girl's feelings]
God damn captcha did not want to be my friend that time.
>>47015698Ey bby you wan sum fuk?
>>47015698Fondle her pig tails.
>>47015698And now to make you my woman? No fucking clue i'm way too tired for this.Also any other places to dl the books? Using my phone and it hates megaupload.
>>47015698Just a give her a devilish but kindly smile.
>>47015721 it's the sexiest thing we can say without us sounding like a tool
>>47015754That's why we don't say anything and just smile and confirm when she gets flustered and asks if we mean what she thinks we mean.
>>47015698Just kiss the girl, you doofus.
She stammers. You give her a devilishly smooth smile, idly caressing her plaits and drawing them towards you slowly."Y-you mean...Roarke..you...does that mean..?" You can practically hear her heart racing as her incoherent ramblings trail off, her lips quivering softly."Us." You repeat kindly, before you throw talking to the winds and just kiss the girl. You put your heart into it, you don't let her have a single doubt or shred of worry that she's just a childhood friend. You kiss her until her legs are jelly and her arms are thrown haphazardly around your shoulders for support. You kiss her until she's panting and only blushing a from the intensity of it rather than the shock. You kiss her until your mechanic...no...your woman is kissing you back with all of her heart and soul and pulling you down on top of her on the cockpit seat. It's too small for this, but the two of you don't stop for a good, long while. When you're done, Karen nestles into your arms and says, softly, "I've wanted this for years. I do have to finish working on your machine, but... I want you to hold me for a while."So you do. After all, she's special to you. Both of them are.
>>47015994So how long until it all comes tumbling down?
>>47016111When Clemmy finally gets her shot at the spotlightand murders all the girls and bites off Roarke's penis.
>>47015994I'm sure everything will be fine I mean when was the last time tg fucked things up by going the harem route
As I said, this is a breather session. Romance and soft stuff, while I work on stats for things best left unspoilered. Game will resume Tuesday, when things get serious again.You might also have a new system on the Knuckle Kaiser.
>>47016144Not sure really. It's usually either we're forced to pick one girl and a great big saltfest ensues, or a great big saltfest ensues when the writer allows a harem. Looking at you SW89
>>47016170Is it a robo-penis?
>>47016170Thanks for running, Wong! >a new system on the Knuckle Kaiser
>>47016144It's hard to get cucked when neither Sam nor Karen is into girls at all, if that's what you're worried about.
>>47016184stuff like that is why you should do waifus like crusty
>>47016170Well thanks for the run. I might have something to post up then if I can find the books for my phone.
>>47016198>waifus like crustyHow'd he do it?
>>47016197what? oh no i only used that because i couldn't find one of my shrug images
>>47016144What happened and how? Normally harems and cucking aren't spoken of in the same breath.
>>47016214laura is introduced half way into the first thread and is pretty much the only person JJ can trust not to fuck up for 50 plus threads. no real romancing happens until 110 threads in, it also helps that JJ is a mutant and a hobo so his dating options are very small.
>>47016321>No romance for 110 threads
>>47016407It was actually quite incredible the way anons pretty much refused to fuck her for a better moment to do so.
>>47016407>>47016461The only way it turned out like that was because of power sperging. Just replace any mention of powers and replace it with waifu, and you'll see it isn't that different from waifu wars.PHASEBROS WW@?
>>47016540PHASEBROS4LAIFU!!The fact that ^ that isn't coming up on the autocorrect leads me to believe it is the true way of life.
Okay so I got the core lol using scribd. Made a mech. Did I do a good job?Torso: Medium HeavyLeft Arm: Medium HeavyLeft Hand: HandRight Arm: Medium HeavyRight Hand: HandLeft Leg: Medium HeavyLeft Foot: FootRight Leg: Medium HeavyRight Foot: FootHead: Medium HeavyWings: Super HeavyMedium Heavy Armour everywhere with Main and Backup sensors. Main cockpit. Total weight 71 tons. Is it shit?
>>47016627It's heavy, I'd know more if it was finished.
>>47016754Is what I got done so far boss man. About to pass out!! But I was thinking of just going full Kira and beam spam errythang.
>>47016754Also don't forget to archive!