A mighty champion of the Emperor's Children, a veteran of the Long War, is coming to your house to do things to your orifices you cannot even imagine.Luckily for you, Tzeentch finds it amusing to bestow a random power upon you.>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:RandomDo you survive, /tg/?
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Memory_DestructionWho's this Slaanesh guy, anyway?
>>46840672>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Transcendent_Demonic_Mage_PhysiologyHoly fucking shit, the kek is maximum
>>46840672>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Magnetic_ProjectileIf the animu gif on the page is any indicator, yeah, probably.My ass is safe for another day.
>>46840763>decide to reroll because can't be two Tzeentch >http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Living_AnomalyWelp.Still can't do anything about these fucking captchas though
>>46840672>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/BiomorphingIf I can morph into anything, I could just morph into a stronger chaos space marine.
>>46840672>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Absolute_AthleticismCan't catch me, fucker
>>46840672http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Religion_EmbodimentWelp, now he can defile me and my religion.
>>46840672http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Underworld_LordshipTzeentch has given me power and authority over a realm normally associated with Nurgle. I don't know what bullshit you're pulling, Tzeentch, but.... I'm ok with this.Thanks Tzeentch! Have a peacock pheasant!
>>46840672>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/HindsightI explain exactly where everything the 40k universe went wrong.He might just shoot himself, otherwise I'm in for a good time.
>>46840672>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Consumptive_Replication>mfwholy shit that is slaaneshi as fuck
>>46840876wait a second, does this mean I just became the Emperor?
>Lethal Environment Manipulation>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Lethal_Environment_ManipulationI guess I kill him.
>vector manipulationSay hello to the sun!
>>46840954Well the Emperor was apparently nigh omnipotent before people started worshiping him.So no?
>>46840672>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Humility_EmpowermentTzeench, buddy, do you want to talk to me about something?
>>46840672http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Slime_ManipulationI shall never run shy of lube. I shall drown him in it.
>>46840672>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Higher-Dimensional_Abomination_PhysiologyJokes on him, I -am- Tzeentch!
>>46841091>just being a -thing- makes you TzeentchHey, Tzeentch can shoot lightning, dude, you're like way worse than he is!Duh
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Ice_Pillar_ProjectionNeat. I think I can take him.
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Empathic_Power_AugmentationIf I'm scared enough, there is no problem. But if there is no problem, I'm not scared enough.
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Hakutaku_PhysiologySo, omniscience, basically. Also unaging. Total pre and post cognition. Any victory that can physically be, I may have. And there are many paths to victory that humans cannot see because of their limited imagination.
>>46841284Slaaneshi followers crave extreme emotions and experience..... I feel that this is just going to compound the issue.
>>46840672>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Bond_ManipulationAha! Looks like it is HE who will suffering the orifice abuse tonight!
>>46840672http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Reality_FilteringI think I'm fine. I just delete the Marine coming to rape me.
>>46841248Hory shit.>>46841507that other guy had some hope, I see no way to use this other then to spread them.
>>46840672http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/SanctificationFUCK YOU DAEMON, EMPEROR BLESSES ME!!!
>>46841507>>46841616I feel like that would only make your situation worse.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Guilt_AugmentationThe marine feels enormous shame at his many lifetime of truly depraved acts and turns back towards the light of the Emperor.
>>46841507Tzeentch both taketh what he giveth away.
>>46840672>>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Galaxy_Destruction uhh guys what do I do?
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Sound_ManipulationTHINGS SHALL GET LOUD NOW!
>>46840672>The power to have negative supernatural effect placed upon you. Y-You wouldn't touch an innocent spawn, would you Mr.Marine? grblgblglbgblgrbblgrl!
>>46841862Destroy the galaxy.
>>46841862End it, anon.Let 40k die before they Sigmarize it.Give us the mercy Fantasy deserved.
>>46841862Let it die, give 40k the death it deserves.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Mockery_PhysiologySo i turn him into a follower of the emp. Muhaha
>>46841897>mfw when I do what Abbaddon couldn't and end it all
>>46840672> http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Sexual_Orientation_Manipulation... I mean maybe?
>>46840672>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Planar_Entity_PhysiologyI guess I'm blinking back to my home plane, possibly bringing his dick with me. Then I can poop it out and add it to the trophy cabinet.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Parallel_ViewingOh boy I can watch my horrific rape in multiple dimensions!
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Artificial_Martial_ArtsI never asked for this
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Blade_RetractionMy body is ready.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Disintegration?useskin=oasisI stand a decent chance
>>46842177The usual Khornate response to Slaneshi bullshit
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Amusement_Park_MonarchyYou are a real dick, Tzeentch, you know that?Fuck you.
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Tengu_Physiology>the tengu were originally thought to take the forms of birds of prey, and they are traditionally depicted with both human and avian characteristics.I play tricks on him like daddy tzeentch would.
>>46842225You must make Mr Bone's Wild Ride.Quickly!
Not as good as some others here, but it will save me. Brb going to walk straight into the eye of terrorhttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Power_Reflection?useskin=oasis
>>46842403Oh shit, never mind, I'm fucked"User can only reflect powered attacks but fatal to physical attacks."
>>46842454Yeah but if you make it into the eye of terror it destroys itself.Or at the very least whatever are you are in unravels from existence because the entirety of the warp is pure energy taking various forms.
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Body_CreationThis power seems counterproductive here...
>>46842503well you'll be needing a new body after the shit he's gonna be putting you through.. >by body I mean anus
>>46840672>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Object_Sensing Yay... I guess???
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Brain_DrainSure do want to take brain powers from ripped fuckhuge pervert.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Death_NegationI mean... I survive I guess
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Golden_RuleGoddamn it, Tzeentch, what the fuck does this do for me in the short term? I'm going to be rich, fine, but I'm still getting raped to the Warp and back. The hell does this do me?
>>46842672 But after that anon, would you really want to?
>>46842688You'll be able to buy yourself a new ass afterwards at least.
>>46840672>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Photokinetic_Whip_GenerationTime to introduce a new type of bondage.
>>46842722If I still have enough of a body left to- No, wait, slaaneshi take pleasure in excess. Surely, a great enough excess of money will prevent my Warp fucking!
>>46842847>tfw they take your money and ass rape the shit out of you
>>46842949No use crying over spilk milk mate.
>>46842935Shit, you're right. He would do that... I know! I'll pay everyone else with powers in this thread enough money, they will act as meatshields for me unconditionally!
>>46840672This nigga passes the fuck outhttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Serenity_Manipulation?useskin=oasis
>>46840672bitch slap him back into the eye of terror.
>>46840672>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Ice_ManipulationYa know, I'm alright with it.
>>46840672http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Desire_InducementI make him want to fuck the next fire hydrant
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Ergokinetic_ClawsConsidering that it's a damn chaos space marine I doubt I'm ever going to get a chance to kill it but I can damn sure make sure he doesn't get to fuck anything other than a corpse today.Goal: Land at least one hit that'd make Russ proud before I die.
>>46840672http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Zipper_GenerationI think I can do this
>>46840672>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Velocity_ManipulationLooks like one of Fulgrim's pathetic offspring is about to get wrecked hard for abandoning the Siege of Terra and for all their faggotry during the Legion Wars.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Warping_Presence?useskin=oasisWarping Presence? My mere existence fucks with Tzeench. I must be his champion or some shit. This Chaos Marine is gonna get mind fucked until he becomes a chaos spawn.
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Instant_LearningI learn his fighting style to counter him, or could I learn how to be an Avatar of the Emperor?
>>46840672http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Fission_InducementThanks, Tzeentch this going to be mighty helpful.
>>46841248I guess you could say that your totally forked?
>>46840672http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Soul-Bound_WeaponThis one is really broad, I could have anything from a soul bound long sword to flaming browning machine gun. Unless it increases my initiative or can be used at ranged I'm done for.
>>46843975And with that pun i knew there was no longer a place for me on this Earth
>>46843975Fork you, man.
>>46844127I'd rather spoon : D
>>46843975This is getting out of hands, godammit Tzeentch
>>46844213That's why there's always a fork around in case things get out of hand
>>46840672http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Divine_VesselHahaha. Chosen of Tzeentch. Eat shit, degenerate follower of the ladyboy god.
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Fungal_EmpowermentTzeentch sends me the blessings of Nurgle! Good thing there's a box of mushrooms and a chunk of Roquefort cheese in my fridge, Imma go full Man-thing on that Slaaneshi twat.
>>46840672http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Papyrokinetic_Wing_ManifestationWhat the fuck
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Fairy_SoulDespite how faggoty it is, i suppose this guy can't fly for shit.
>>46840672>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Dark_Fire_ConstructsCan Dark Fire Constructs melt through ceremite plates?
>>46844800Well you'll have to be quicker than him and hit him first so there's that
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Environment_CreationWow that is just fucking easymode for me I just create a frickin lava pit underneath mister ass destroyer here and close the hole with tons of granit.
>>46844981 >close the hole with tons of granit Also what he's gonna do to your ass once he catches you
>>46844981Well that's unfortunate, as granit is not a real thing.
>>46840672http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Idea_Embodiment?useskin=oasisI embody the idea of not taking it in the booty, and thus it is so
>>46840672>Body Heat CamouflageIf I bury myself alive he may not notice me. Pray for me fa/tg/uys
>>46841466King Crimson, plz.>>46841507U gon get raped.>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Force-Field_ManipulationGood luck, I'm behind 7000 force fields.No, better idea, project "CSM hamsterball" is go!
>>46841248>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Fork_ManipulationThe fuck are you talking about it doesn't give you a scale for your fork creation/manipulation. Make an Imperator Titan out of Forks and kill him. Or materialize forks in his brain and hearts. Think it through.
>>46840672http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Avian_ManipulationI have control of birds.Greater Tzeentch daemons are birds.I get one to fight the champion for me.
>>46840892Thanks captain hindsight!
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Nuclear_Explosion_InducementHope you like you're ass blown out you degenerate fuck of a space marine. Hell I'll nuke the whole of the fucking warp. I'M THE GOD NOW SLAANESH DO YOU HEAR ME? PREPARE FOR MY NUCLEAR WARMTH IN YOUR ASS!
>>46845723>"Oh please nuke me. NUKE ME BABY!"You really think that'll work?
>>46840672>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Annoyance_InducementLet's see a Slaaneshi deal with an excess of just wanting this bullshit to end.
>>46845801That's such a Tzeenchian contradiction my sides hit orbit
>>46840672http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Blood_MarionetteNow I can make him go fuck himself!
>>46840672http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Cleanliness_ManipulationHe'll enjoy using my clean body
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Ultimate_AcidFAAAABIUUUUS BILE IS IN THE HOUSE!
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/PunishmentHm. I feel like he would just get off to this
>>46840672http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Enhanced_Polearm_ProficiencySounds like a fun time
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/FormlessnessHAHAAH TRY TO DICK ME NOW GAYBOY
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Omnidirectional_Disaster_WavesC'mon fucknugget, lets dance!
>>46840672>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Randomhttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Domain_WarpingStay the fuck off my planet.
>>46840672>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Ability_IntuitionSo... after I get my ass kicked, in that split second before I die, I will intuitively understand in future how to avoid said asskicking.
>>46840672http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Pollen_ManipulationDo Astartes have allergies?
>>46847082Yeah,but it mostly it involves taking battle cannon shells to the face.
>>46840672>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Logic_Embodiment>Mind control >Metaphysics manipulation>Causality manipulationI basically control reality, so I guess so.
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Thermovariance>The power to fry people's organs and blood, burning them up from the inside out.Praise Tzeentch!
>>46840672http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Love_DetectionWell, at least I'll know when he's coming.
>>46840672>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Party_InducementTzeentch, what the fuck? I'm turning Slaaneshi, you bird fuck.
>>46840672>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Spider_PhysiologyDoes whatever a loyalist can't, spins a web of lies, catches imps just like flies, Look out, here comes the spider abhuman.Is he strong? Listen Lord, he's got heretical blood.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Damage_EmpowermentGO AHEADDO IT HARDER
>>46847250>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Logic_Embodiment>The user can understand anything in no matter what situations.But can you tell why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch?
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Science_ManipulationWe super science nowwho /heretek/ here?
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Purifying_Slash...Well, he's not a traitor anymore. Of course, since I got the trick from Tzeench, it'd probably reek of heresy, so I may well still be buggered.No, no. Clearly it's a blessing from the Emperor himself.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Physics_ManipulationThanks Tzeentch I knew I ran your army for a reason. I totally kick that space marines ass btw.
>>46840672>Power BorrowingIf you take down my orifices than by the emperor I am taking yours down with me
>>46846659>Emperor's ChildrenYour ass is gonna get a little more than kicked, friendo.
>Trajectory CurvingHis dick will never reach my ass as long as I keep bending it.I survive the night...but now I might have dislocated every bone in my body.
>>46840672>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Sonic_ScreamI'm already a noise marine, anon.
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/SubmissionFuck you, Tzeentch, that's not funny.
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Esoteric_Lightning_ManipulationI honestly dont know. Maybe? Isnt this just being a psyker? Is Shazam actually a psyker?
>>46840672>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Penetration_%26_ProtectionI have truly been blessed.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Event_RandomizationEverything is going to be okay.Or absolutely terrible.One of those.Maybe.
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Genetic_MutationHopefully it's x-men level mutation.
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Self-Hatred_InducementI don't survive but he's never happy again.
>>46840672http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Situational_StrengthI'm feeling pretty good about this.
>>46849058Was he truly happy before, though?>>46848767Winner winner
>>46847959>Mind ControlBitch. They like cinnamon toast crunch because I fucking told them to.
>>46840672> http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Death_Transferalfucking kek
>>46849138Shut up and get back to begging the Emperor to cuddle with you again.
>>46849154He still has to fuck you to death first. Prepare your anus, or An Hero first.
>>46849218Meh. It's between 'living beings.'Anon could just go to a pet store, pick up a ferret, and wait.
Well...http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Galaxy_DestructionNo.But no one else does either.
>>46840672>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Fortification_CreationOh my dear boy I'm going to make a iron cage for my newest birdy.Pray to your god of excess you do not die within it.
>>46849451>making a cage so sturdy not even his soul escapes
>>46840672>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Consumptive_Biological_RegenerationHe instantly recognizes me as a true champion of Slaanesh and helps me to achieve ascension through eating on the finest of parts. Or he recognizes me as a new plaything and keeps me as a pet, torturing me and forcing me to eat whatever he wants just to see what happens.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Power_DetectionWell, I'll be able to calculate, to the tenth decimal place, exactly how fucked I am.
>>46840672http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Ductility_Manipulation I can see myself winning pretty easily with this if I have enough time to practice. And then afterwards I can turn my dick into a diamond tentacle and do things to his orifices he cannot even imagine no homo.
>>46840672>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Technology_EmbodimentHe can try to find a biological orifice. PRAISE THE OMNISSIAH!
>>46840672>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Transcendent_Demon_Physiologyso I guess I become a Lord of Change or something? that's pretty cool I guess.
>>46840672>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Hell_ImprisonmentSo...does he just turn around and go home?
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Color_ManipulationI guess I can make sure he looks FABULOUS before I find out what those orifices look like on the inside.>Applications: Move at light-speed. never mind, time to be not here I guess.
>>46840672>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Teleportation_CombatUnless I can teleport away parts of him, I can keep on teleporting away forever.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Steel_MimicryChanging chapters brb l
>>46845550Your orificeS, anon. Prepare your mouth and peehole.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Body_Part_SwappingIt's his asshole getting fucked.
>>46840672http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Condition_ManipulationThis seems pretty overpowered I could probably keep him out of the house with something stupid like he must be invited in the house to come in.
>>46850918And then they lived happily ever after
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Energylock_Manipulation well im fine
>>46840672>>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Dermal_ArmorYou ain't getting in anywhere
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Snake_Den> grow poisonous snakes out of your bodyI'm sure he will like it.
>>46846234Not unless your punishment consists of total sensory deprivation.
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Nonexistence At this point this fucker should worship me as the new everchosen
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Giant_Robot_Physiology>The power to take the form of a giant robotI think I'll actually be okay.
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Counter>User can reverse the moves of opponents and attack with the user's own counter moves. This technique acts as a trump card against opponent with superior power and skill, as it turns the strength of such opponents against them.I AM GOING TO DO HORRIBLE THINGS WITH HIS ORIFICES. WITH HIS OWN DICK
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Distance_Manipulation?useskin=oasisWell I guess he'll never catch me, thanks tzeench!>By reducing the distance of space around an object to zero, the target can be crushed into a singularity, completely destroying them, akin to a black hole.Oh boy, Abby doesn't have shit on me now. Planetkiller? You actuaĺly need a ship for that?I'll just crush everyone who opposes me and no one can outrun me - don't even need the warp to travel ftl, I just reduce the distance to whereever I want to go
>>46840672http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Universal_LordshipThat's not even fair
>>46852259And the two of you lived happily ever after.
>>46840672http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Environmental_ManipulationYou ain't getting into this boy's hole.
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Memory_ReplicationFinally I'll know what it feels like to DESTROY MY OWN ASS
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Fairy_Dragon_PhysiologyWhat the fuck is this shit?
>>46840672http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/TCG_Manipulation>TCG Manipulation>The ability to have empathic control over a Trading Card Game (TCG) deck. Sub-power of Card Manipulation.I'll show him the most degenerate and decadent of vices, in hope he forgets about me. Buying stupid shitty cardboards with low quality art for ridiculous prices.
>>46840672http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Chaos_EmbodimentWelp, guess I'm a Chaos God now.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Orifice_Invasion?useskin=oasisI think I got this boys, thanks tzeench!
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Electricity_SolidificationThanks Tzeentch, I guess it qualifies as a Dark Mechanicum power.
>>46840672>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/OmnicompetenceI can think of waaaaaaaaay worse powers to get. Poor Emperor's Children's champion. I'm going to enjoy skull fucking him, the douche.
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Stellar_PhysiologyHave fun getting your dick and whole body turned into ash as i turn into fucking sun-plasma!
>>46849894But anon, what if he's a Slaaneshi heretek?
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Higher-Dimensional_Abomination_PhysiologyHah, can't fuck me if I don't have corporeal form!
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Spherical_FormI have no orifices, checkmate motherfuckers.
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Organic_WeaponsWell I certainly have a chance
>Purification>>46848138 actually has to connect with the crazy rape marine.I do not. Let the cleansing begin.
>>46840672>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Peak_Human_Sensory_System>The user's natural five senses are pushed at the highest limits of human perfection; meaning that their sense of sight, touch, hearing, smell and taste are enhanced.>A mighty champion of the Emperor's Children, a veteran of the Long War, is coming to your house to do things to your orifices you cannot even imagine.>enhanced touch>enhanced smell>enhance... t-taste...Tzeentch is indeed a cruel and ironic God.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Picture_Imprisonment>The power to trap other beings in picturesoh wow
>>46840672http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Light_Bullet_ProjectionThat's quite surprisingly useful
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Enslavement_Branding?useskin=oasisHooray, now he's essentially on the side of Tzeench too. >Make him rape himself
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Nephilim_PhysiologySo if i go trascendant i become just like Emps?
>>46840672Implying that chaos is mighty. Time to die heretic.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Domino_EffectI will flip a coin off a bridge so that he will realize that his issues are from his father never loving him
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Demon_Lord_PhysiologyThat will work.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Powered_FormSurprise mutha fucka.
>>46843518I suppose the crimelord profession is in the future
>>46840672http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Power_OppositionDoes this help me?
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Chaos_PhysiologyI am become the warp
>>46840672Angel creation.... I think I got this.
>>46840672>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Order_Disruption>Order Disruption...did I just win at Chaos?
>>46857696I guess you could just walk into the Warp by that point, calmly remove Tzeentch from his desk, flick his name plate from said desk, recline in his chair, and take a sip from his #1 Chaos God mug.
>>46840672>Emperor's ChildrenWhy do people even like these assholes? Actually, do they even have fanboys?
>>46858907Because they're the most assholish assholes in the asshole faction. They're funny.
>>46858907I can't stand them pre-Heresy, but as soon as they start doing drugs and sodomizing each other they become hilarious. I like how everyone seems to agree that these guys in particular are the worst and most obnoxious assholes out there.
>>46840672>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Miracle_ManipulationTHE EMPEROR PROTECTS!
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Destructive_DominionHoly fucking shit I guess I own a slaaneshi marine now. Along with anything else I feel like destroying I guess
>>46840672>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Tortoise_PhysiologyWell, that's going to do fuck all to help me. Shit.
>>46841862Let the Galaxy Burn.
>>46840672>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Sadness_AugmentationThe fuck, Tzeentch?
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Samsara_ManipulationThis power seems op as hell, could definitely win the fight with it.
I feel like this is actually a negative in this situation....http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Infinite_Resurrection
>>46841507.....http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Empathic_ProjectionIs Marine dream coming true...Horus dating Fulgrim all over again.
>>46840672http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Cosmic_KnowledgeShit just got real in this Kos.
>>46840672>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Meta_Event_ManipulationI am become tzeench, changer of ways
> Slaanesh coming over to fuck my arse> Tzeentch gives me expanded presences power http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Expanded_Presence?useskin=oasisSense of humour
>>46859406Congrats, you have power over waifus and quest threads.
>>46863782>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Cosmic_Entity_PhysiologyI was Tzeentch all along
>Magnetic skinJust when I thought his dick wouldn't fly in my ass any faster
>>46848918Hope you enjoy being a chaos spawn.
>>46840672http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Doubt_ManipulationSo,I am fucked anyway.
>>46840672http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Belief_VociferyI believe this CSM is going to be fucked by Slannesh now
>>46840672http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Strength_Absorptionhis resistance only makes me harder?
>>46840672Rarity manipulation:with associated powers that include existence erasure. I am pretty sure that I will be ok, except for the discovering that 40k is real somehow.
>>46840672http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Vaewolf_PhysiologyI deserve to be killed for having this much of a special snowflake power.
>>46840672>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/OmniscienceI turn back the clock, eliminate all four of the Chaos Gods and guide The Emperor to ultimate victory. There's just one catch: 16And The Emperor, when he was baptized, went up straightway out of the water: and, lo, the heavens were opened unto him, and he saw the Spirit of God descending like a dove, and lighting upon him: 17And lo a voice from heaven, saying, This is my beloved Son, in whom I am well pleased."-Book of the Imperial Creed 3:16-17This time we do it right.
>>46840672>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Sealed_Form... so, do I get to go THIS ISN'T EVEN MY FINAL FORM or am I a fetus?
>>46841507The Champion doesn't realise who the real rape victim here is going to be.
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Philosophy_EmbodimentPrepare to get MEDITATED bitch!
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Shadow_MarionetteWell, unless spess mahrines have some bullshit about not having shadows, I'm good
>>46840672http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Body_Heat_CamouflageWelp, i'm dead.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Sexual_InducementEmprah save me all this will do is make it worse.
>>46840672>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Pride_Aura>Getting more powerful by manipulating the pride of those around you>Emperor's ChildrenTopest of Keks
>>46840672>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Fairytale_WarpingHow quaint, but I'm afraid that this isn't how this story ends. >Wrong Neighbourhood Intensifies
>>46840672>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Rule_Transcendenceohoh myi was prepared for some shitty power for the situation like 'cant die' or 'free tentacle arms on demand' or 'can blow up balloons really fast'this is something nice to havethanks tzeench! i shall be a loyal servant
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Bodily_Gas_ManipulationI suppose I could control the shape of the gases within him to puncture him from the inside, but that's still pretty ridiculous.
>>46840672>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Explosion_TransformationExplosion transformation? Like, I can turn myself into an expl->The power to transform anything into a explosion.This is broken as hell. Unless I can only do it to things I touch, in which case I need one of those bomb squad suits.Still, at least the EC is going to lose his whatsits when they touch my precious boipuccy.
>User can create pole-arms from nothing or by shaping the existing matter or energy. Depending on what the weapon is made of, it can posses a variety of abilities and be very effective in both offensive and defensive combat.Hold him off with a neverending supply of sticks appearantly
>>46862655Tzeentch has made you his new Aekold Helbrass, apparently. You are now effectively Tzeentchian Jesus. "And finally, the great god Tzeentch bestowed the Breath of Life.A most unusual gift that would allow Aekold to create life wherever he walked, twisted with the ever mutating energies of Chaos. The essence of Chaos would rush out of his being like a never ending tidal wave, gifting life in all its forms both wonderful and devastatingly disturbed. In this way he would change the world for the better in the name of his patron - for all forms of life is change, praises to his Master.Where Aekold walks the grass springs green and flowers blossom, desert sands and stony rocks bursts into life. Any living thing he touches springs into new and vigorous growth. Even the long dead wood of doors and staves takes root upon his touch.His touch can restore health to creatures that are upon the threshold of death; even death itself cannot harm Aekold for such is the power of the Breath of Life. He will live forever an immortal in a mortal shell.But for all its wonder, his touch is as indiscriminate as it is potent for where he gives life so too does he gift the ever mutating and dark energies of Chaos. For where there is grass, they by the whim of Tzeentch form into blades of glass that cut the feet. Where flowers blossom they release spores which melt the eyes and those who are given life find hollow coldness in their hearts - their souls now play things for the Architect of Fate.Aekold was last seen nearly 500 years ago to the Dark Lands of the followers of Hashut. There he sought the legendary forge known as the Volcano’s Heart. What diabolic pacts were made is anyone’s guess but one can only wonder of the possibilities of fusing the devastating forces of Aekold’s gift with the daemon technologies of the Chaos Dwarf."
>>46844404You sprout wings of fire that go NYEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH! at people.
>>46855026Then he's REALLY screwed.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Demon_SoulI think im good... hell.. I might even have invited him over O.O
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Remote_TeleportationCan't decide whether to troll him or just drop a large, heavy object into his chest cavityWhat the fuck am I doing, Slaanesh is best god, I port in Earth's best whores for him and become bros
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Pinniped_Physiology>I'll just turn into a seal man thing, how the fuck you gonna deal with that cunt?
Lolol Fate Denial. Looks like that veteran of the long war is actually going to OPs house.
>>46840672http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Photographic_TeleportationWell I can keep running till I die of old age anyway.
>>46878861>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Death_By_SexTurn him into a stick more like.
>>46880820Can you just take a photo of him as he's coming, and teleport behind him and go for a decap? If it doesn't work try again from a new angle, you have infinite tries. Welcome to Dark Souls IRL.
>>46881365Huh, seems like I would be better just using liberal amounts of explosives.Enough almost catching me then suddenly explosions might eventually kill him, if not it would be fun anyway.
>>46840672http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Belief_VociferyJust as planned.
>>46840672>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Winter_ManipulationI think its time for him to let it go..
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Fifth_Dimensional_LordshipI reject your reality and substitute my own.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Absolute_AttackI pretty much become Saitama without super physical body... I could instant killed him before he could rape me.
>>46882030>Failure EmbodimentDoes that mean you've become so undesireable he actually turns around and leaves?That's one way to avoid buttrape I guess.
>>46840672http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Temptation_Embodiment?useskin=oasisI am Slaanesh. I find this all so exciting.
>>46840672http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Impossible_State_SurvivalYes, I survive
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Taint_GenerationI'm a follower of Slaanesh anyway, so this'll be good.>Marine bursts through the front door attempting to open it, and walks in through the hole he made>Is surprised the lobby of my house lavish, large and unfathomably large for the tiny domicile he'd just walked in, as if it was growing in grandeur by the second as things shifted and warped just out of view>Alone, on a small, wooden stool in the middle of this grand foyer I sit, clad in nothing but a leather jabroni outfit, tight studded leather straps glimmering in the just off lighting of the room>I look up to the marine, who stares at me with confused intent, cautiously wading towards me, he had seen more twisted things, luxurious architecture and impossible spaces were near normality in the Slaaneshi warp>when I'm sure he's in my earshot, I meet him eye to eye, I have the expression of a lost puppy and yet any other mortal would have soon lost his mind meeting the gaze of such a venerated champion of the prince of pleasure. And with that I exclaim"I like to fulfill people's fantasies">The marine stops, and sneers at the comment, responding in a condescending and self sure tone"What fantasy of mine do you possibly think you, my pathetic prey, could fulfill">I respond, in a calm and honest tone"Your deep, dark fantasies~.">And with those words the entire room convulses suddenly, great marble pillars unwinding into great snapping whips and leather bondage tentacles, wrapping themselves around the champion before he could possibly make the move to break free, he cries out in anger in defiance of his sudden arrest"What is the meaning of this! What authority do you think you have over me wretch!">and I respond"I'm the BoyNextDoor ">Unspeakable things happen to the marine, it involves vocaloid songs remixed to naked wrestling and is uploaded to Kink.com
>>46883950>Is surprised the lobby of my house lavish, large and unfathomably large>large and unfathomably largeyou tried
>>46878732Enjoy being Killer Queen
>>46840672>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Demon_Lord_Physiology>Demon LordAs a follower of Khor BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
>>46840672>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Origin_ManipulationWell, he's about to have a very bad day.
>>46840672>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/System_Manipulation>Power to manipulate all systems in all scales. The core power of Domino Effect and Butterfly Effect. The user can manipulate every type of system at any range, scale, or magnitude, whether organic or inorganic, physical or non-physical, granting the user nearly unlimited power.So I win?
>>46840672>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Supernatural_Survivability>Do you survive, /tg/?because that is all the power does......now does that mean i would want to. not really after what would happen
>>46848464But you won't be getting raped at all though.
>>46852090He could still enjoy the amount of peice that may come with that. No telling.
>>46858907I love Emperor's Children Pre-Heresy and Post. Absolute brown-nosers that were some of the best the Astartes had to offer. Then the almighty Prince of Pleasure brings them the perfection they so desire. Now they're as sadistic as the Dark Eldar (if not far worse). Fucking marauding pirates of ecstasy. What's not to love. They even killed other chaos legions for shits and gigs. I love them and Slaanesh.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Pheromone_ManipulationI feel like maybe I already had this power, hence my predicament
>>46840672>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Transcendent_Homo_Superior_PhysiologyWe god now boys
>>46840672http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Environment_CreationHe can stay at my house for all I care, I can literally magic up whatever to live in instead.
>>46840892holy shit kekhe'll just shoot himself from boredom or defile you even harder
>>46840672Fuck, this resonates with me so well. I'm all about control and never thought of this power.http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Absolute_Command?useskin=oasis
>>46840672>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/TelekinesisI either throw him into the upper atmosphere, or fly away, depending on how powerful I am.
>>46840672>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Fantasy_World_CreationHa, now your in MY magical realm
>>46840672I get to pull a j-lo and tell him that i've had enough http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Supernatural_Voice
>>46840672http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Kelpie_Physiologycan space marines drown? otherwise i am fucked literally
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Tattoo_Creationis this the most degenerate power ever?
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Curative_CountenanceIs this useful?
>>46840672>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Supernatural_AgilityI'm just a really dodgy fucker
>>46892766>Speed has everything to do with it! You see, the speed of the bottom informs the top how much pressure he's supposed to apply. Speed's the name of the game.
>>46849081What if it's the wrong situation?
>>46879938>a seal man thing is fine too
>>46840672http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Sloth_Manipulation?useskin=oasisI can induce slothfulness, which may have a slightly greater effect on a hedonist of the Third Legion. At the least, it might negate the combat drugs and give me precious seconds to end my own life before this guy turns me into a disposable hand puppet slash cock sock. At best, I can peel the power armour from his slack limbs and sell it to Google for a tidy sum, do the same with the progenoids and the rest of his genhanced flesh. Any magic I'm keeping though. Hopefully this, combined with my ability to create constructs out of the energy of pure laziness, means I live through it.
I'm fucked. :(http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Supernatural_Fruit_Empowerment
>>46894186And eaten, though an EC probably would have rendered you into drugs after you died.
>>46894186You'll be fine as long as he's a psyker. If an sorcerer of the Emperor's Children doesn't count as a "supernatural fruit", I don't know what does.
>>46840672Looks like I got lucky with taboo inducement.