Welcome to Nowhere. This sorry sap you see in front of you is all alone, or at least he was, until you came around. Let's see if we can't liven things up around here.You may make suggestions, and those with the most votes will be chosen. Some actions may require rolls, but we aren't there yet.Let's start. What do you want to do?
>>46620511Kill Cato Sicarius
>>46620511Cut off that cowlick
>>46620717pull it out
>>46620511He needs to imagine himself in a wonderful place, a place of imagination. Like Wonkaland.
>>46620808PULL HARDERBE A MAN
>>46620808Collect some of those red lines and tie them into ribbons
>>46620858Wait. What are you standing on.Ignore the self-harm idiots.
>>46620858Now eat it to gain it's strength
>>46620937Try moving around. You have to find something.
>>46620991Eat the cowlick Billy
>>46620991Don't eat the hair. It's sweaty and has blood on it.
>>46620991Try walking "forward".
>>46621001>>46621026"Yeah, it's probably best if we don't eat my own hair."
>>46621056Dammit Billy I'm disappointed in youAnyway if you are standing in nothing does that mean you can go up? If so go up
>>46621056See if you can find a wall. In the mean time let me throw you a rusty nail
>>46621079>>46621082"I can't really tell where I'm going, but I'll keep going."
>>46621106Can you see this image I'm posting? Try grabbing it.
>>46621106Oh and to make sure you don't get lost mark your way with blood
>>46621097>>46621132(despite your best efforts, the 4th wall denies any connections beyond speech)>>46621148"Sorry, but I stopped bleeding a little while ago. I think I'm tougher than I look."
>>46621183Alright Billy here's what you need to doBust a move
>>46621183Grab the wandering movement lines!
>>46621183Think about the color of your blood, and try to make red horizon, or a red anything, like a face.
>>46621183What are those things behind you? GRAB THEM
>>46621263LOOK BEHIND YOU. ITS /b/!
>>46621331Hey green wraith with the voice bubble saying "kill". Can you get bully to turn around?
"What in hell?!"
>>46621427Quickly Billy, kill or be killed
>>46621427Grab that green hair and pull! You've had practice. Just do it even harder this time.
>>46621427Intimidate it by yelling, waving and fapping at the same time.
>the green creature limps unnaturally, and comes even closer>>46621469>>46621474"Okay, I'll try!"
>>46621509"I hurt it bad! At least, I think that thing was a vital appendage. It's hard to tell with the art being the way it is. The monster isn't moving very fast anymore.Should I keep beating this thing to death, or should I take my opportunity to run?"
>>46621617Run for it. You now know you aren't alone. After you get away see if you can draw something in creature blood.
>>46621617Lecture it until it apologises.
Rolled 50 (1d100)>>46621617Rolling to beat to death with tentacle.
>>46621617Wait BillyNow that you've proven yourself the alpha, take charge and command it to obey you
>>46621652>>46621675"Doesn't seem to be the conversation-type."
"This monster isn't moving anymore. It seems to be in pain.Should I kill it, or should I go?"
>>46621705See if it dropped any loot, I suppose.
>>46621752Eat it to gain it's strength
>>46621801"Well, eating something that can talk was unpleasant, but I feel much stronger. Plus, that monster did leave something behind before I killed it.Let's take a look."
>>46621868"The can feels mostly empty.What should I do with something like this?"
>>46621916Draw a smiley face to boost morale!
>>46621916Paint a door and get out of the nothing
>>46621938>>46621949"There's not enough for both. Should I make a face, or should I try to make a door?"
>>46621960the door Billyescape while you can
>>46621960Paint the door.
>>46621960become the door
>>46621976>>46621984>>46621996"Let's open it and see what we can find."
>>46622039"Looks like someone... Or something, is being chased. Should I call out and let them know I'm here?"
>>46622115Get a closer look
>>46622155Save them BillyUse your new strength
>>46622182>>46622187>>46622213"I only hope I can make it in time!"
>>46622232"I have a choice. That orange thing is still relatively far away, but it's closing in fast. I can either take my chances and fight it now, or I can grab the blue guy and run back to the door. If I can slam it shut, it might keep the orange creature out."
>>46622330Stand and fight BillySave the girl
>>46622330Well, the last one said kill, and it wanted to be killed, this one is saying abandoned. That means only one thing, FRIENDSHIP, HO!
>>46622385>>46622330Yes, comfort the arrow and become its friend.
>>46622355>>46622385>>46622403"Well, I guess talking won't hurt, but I'm in no mood to make friends with these freaks."
>>46622486"What's it doing?"
>>46622558Give it comfort, who knows how long its been by itself in this empty void. Anyone would lose their mind.
>>46622558try to comfort it
>>46622558I think I know what is going on. The nothingness, wanting to be alone, it all makes sense. I wonder why squidward is an orange arrow, though.
>>46622575>>46622580>>46622597"I'll try to be nicer. All I need to do i--"
>>46622614KILL IT BILLY
>>46622614Ok, NOW kill it. Then quickly make a tourniquet out of its "arm" strings to stop the blood loss.
>>46622644>>46622656"I would very much like to fight, but when it touched me, I didn't feel so well. Maybe I... Maybe..."
>>46622714Dammit Billy don't you quite on me!FIGHT!
>>46622714Billy! Don't give up! You can make it if you just try!
>>46622731>>46622757"I'm so sorry, but someone else is talking. Give me a moment."
>>46622795Billy look at the girlShe wont be able to survive without youConcentrate on what you need to doRemember who you are
>>46622872Well first, get the hell away from the freakshow going on over hereOh, and what's your name?
>>46622882>>46622887"My name is Diana.Wait, I can hear you, and you can hear me?Run? Right! I'm going!Where do I run?"
>>46622917The door Sally! Head for the door!
>>46622917Yeah, quickly run to the door and close it from the other side. That should buy us time to think.
One of the strangest quests I've ever seen... I love it.>>46622987Slam the door behind you!
>>46623067Wait for a knock and then politely ask "Who's there?"If they tell a joke, let them in.
>>46623037Quick, slam it shut and lock it if you can! Whatever he is now, it's not negotiating.
>>46623067Alright your safe for now Sally but be on the look out, they were on this side of the door tooYou should probably get a move on before one finds you
>>46623102There's no time for that SallyYou have to get a move on
>>46623147Yeah that's how it was for BillyBut then they showed up
>>46623184The guy who got 8 back there. He was pretty cool, but now he's a hellish abomination.
>>46623184Billy died to save you
>>46623250It was a good pain
>>46623250There isn't much we can do about Billy for now. What were you doing before you were chased by the orange arrow looking thingy?
>>46623354clearly he was lying to you Sallythe only way out of Nowhere is to find Somewhere
>>46623425Yes yes, of course we will dear Sallypoor diluted girl has no idea that there is no way out
>>46623425Sure, we can work together Diana. I cannot assure you that our advice is actually going to be helpful, however.
>>46623544Nowhere Quest will return again, someday. I'm not quite sure when, but next time I want to have a much longer session on a busier day.I know that together, we can solve this riddle.Thank you everyone who participated/read along. Have a good night.
Very interesting quest, I hope I can catch the next one. Glad to see is been archived, too. Until next time, Nobody!