TWITTER: twitter.com/planefagARCHIVES: https://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/kant-o-celle-quest-a-kantai-collection-game-transcribed-from-4chan.345865/ So. That was lunch. You and Hate exit the Officer's mess rather chagrin, having just been firmly and conclusively shut down by the least likely of manlets. Dragging yourselves to the parked SUV, you both look at it listlessly, minds still reeling with recent events.
Hate's little pack of corgis are the first to notice the sound; a kind of polite purring that rolls down the sidewalk. They spring to their feet, flipping their muzzles up. Thirty-odd little white caps tumble through the air before landing squarely between sixty pricked ears. Covered and ready to rock, they watch the curve of the road intently as the purr approaches -- and cock their heads curiously as the riding mower comes around the curve. Usually a destroyer girl on a riding mower would have them barking and farting for all they were worth, but there's something about the rider that gives even canines pause. The big, broad-brimmed Stetson covering Yuudachi's face is the first clue. The big coil of rope wrapped around her is the second. She tilts her head up to scan the sidewalk, squinting her eyes through shutter-shades - then she guns it past you and Hate, intent on her mission. You're still looking at her retreating ride when you see Shimakaze strut past. She's hugging a big white metal canister to her chest; it looks vaguely like the bastard child of a milk bottle and a propane tank, and has some sort of mounting lugs on it. Before you can quite finish processing that, you see Willie go past at high speed, her long, loud wail of horror undergoing doppler shift as she zips by on the sidewalk opposite. A few seconds later, you see -“What the fuck is that?” Hate asks as something metallic, quadrupedal and fast rips by, hot on Willie's tail, its loud rattling racket fading as it turns the corner.“... Big Dog?” you ask.“You're a fucking riot. What WAS it?” [ ] Pursue Yuudachi. She's up to no good.[ ] Pursue Shimakaze. She's up to worse.[ ] Pursue Willie. You just gotta see this shit.
>>46573104>[X] Pursue Yuudachi. She's up to no good.
>>46573094>[ ]PURSUE POIWE MUST PROTECT THE CRAB
>>46573104>[ ] Pursue Willie. You just gotta see this shit.
>>46573124No. You are first.>>46573104>[X] Pursue Willie. You just gotta see this shit.Gotta protect the clumsy pseudo-daughter.
>>46573104>[ ] Pursue Willie. You just gotta see this shit.What the hell is chasing our littlest DD?
>>46573104>[ ] Pursue Willie. You just gotta see this shit.and send the beleaguered Ensign to deal with[x] Pursue Yuudachi. She's up to no good.
>>46573104>[ X ] Pursue Willie. You just gotta see this shit.We haven't given her enough attention lately.
>>46573104>[ ] Pursue Willie. You just gotta see this shit.Metallic quadrupedal things are dangerous and hilarious. We can go take a look to give time to Shimakaze to setup the disaster.Whatever option wins, we all lose.
>>46573104We'll go for poi, Hate has a gun and can deal with Willie.And tell us about it later.
>>46573104>[ ] Pursue Yuudachi. She's up to no good.I get the feeling that, while she's up to no good, it's the kind of no good that spreads quickly.
>>46573104>[ ] Pursue Shimakaze. She's up to worse.>>46573175There must be some mistake, I'm never first.
>>46573168Fuck crab. Karma is a bitch.
>>46573104>[x] Pursue Yuudachi. She's up to no good. Order hate to pursue Willie.
>>46573104>[X] Pursue Willie. You just gotta see this shit.
>>46573104>[ ] Pursue Shimakaze. She's up to worse.BigDog chasing Willie is pretty hilarious tho
>>46573104>[ ] Pursue Yuudachi. She's up to no good.
>>46573188Also have Hate deal with Poi.
>>46573104[ ] Pursue Yuudachi. She's up to no good.
Yeah, I'm just in time!For those who are still curious, I've got a writeup going up later, so keep your eyes peeled!
[ ] Pursue Willie. You just gotta see this shit.
>>46573104>[ ] Pursue Willie. You just gotta see this shit.And make bets with Hate about which part of the base is going to blow up first.
>>46573104>[ ] Pursue Willie. You just gotta see this shit.OK, this then send Hate to deal with Yuudachi, and the put upon Enisgn to deal with Shimakaze.
>>46573104>[x] Pursue Willie. You just gotta see this shit.shimakaze's got a JATO bottle, but she knows how to go fast. poi isn't going to hurt anyone we actually like.i think willie's the only one who will actually need saving. bigdog has not been programmed with the concept of mercy.
>>46573104[x] Pursue Willie. You just gotta see this shit.Willie being pursued by a fucking robot demands attention, lest she accidently start a Skynet uprising.
>>46573104>[X] Pursue Willie. You just gotta see this shit.2 shipgirls getting into mischief vs 1 being chased by...something. I'd go for the more immediate threat.
>>46573222Well, now you are.There's always a moment you are first. Pray it is one you can live with.
>>46573104>[x] Pursue Yuudachi. She's up to no good.Gotta stop one mess from happening.Hate can cover Willie. He and the Corgis should be capable of putting down whatever is after her.
Don't mind me, testing something
Here's the thing. Willie, bless her boiler, is incapable of not fucking things up. The fact that we haven't heard anything from her lately means that whatever the next fuck-up is, it's going to be BIG.And being chased by Hellcow 2 sounds like just the kind of thing that could lead to said fuckup.
>>46573104>[X] Pursue Willie. You just gotta see this shit.Crab deserves whatever he gets, the fag.Besides, I want to know why that crazy fucking robot dog from those videos by that robot lab or whatever it was is chasing Willie.
>>46573104>[X] Pursue Willie. You just gotta see this shit
Aw yiss, shenanigans tiem.
>>46573227Hey fuck you too buddy.
>>46573331Didn't it get mentioned that the Nightmare of Solomon mode was Crab's everyday?
>>46573387You might want to barricade your office and ready Thor, mate.
>>46573104[ ] Pursue Shimakaze. She's up to worse.bombs away
>>46573104>[X ] Pursue Shimakaze. She's up to worse.
>>46573104>[ ] Pursue Willie. You just gotta see this shit.I want to see all three, but... I *gotta* see what got an LS3 chasing Willie. I also have a suspicion that Willie will manage to blunder into at least one of the other girls' hijinx...
>[ ] Pursue Willie. You just gotta see this shit.Also, you guys don't need to worry about Yuudachi. Crab is too Gary Tsu to have any consequence.
>>46573104>[ ] Pursue Yuudachi. She's up to no good.Maybe send hate after Willie though
>>46573387I know you. Whatever's coming your way, deserving as it is... it ain't gonna work. You'll find a way, twist it on her head. And it'll be glorious. Do us proud.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNZPRsrwumQ&nohtml5=FalseBigDog, you say?
>>46573104[x] Pursue Willie. You just gotta see this shit.
What would happen if they gave Sammy or Shimakaze Monster Coffee?
>>46573104>[x] Pursue Shimakaze. She's up to worse.Settle has had less exposure to the local mad scientist.He needs more.
>>46573484Oh wait, is that what it was?Poor Willie. BigDog just wants to be useful and loved.
>>46573502They would ask when you started canning their blood?
>>46573104>[O] Pursue Willie. You just gotta see this shit.
>>46573509Shimakaze has enough exposure as it is, if you know what I mean.
>>46573104[ ] Pursue Willie. You just gotta see this shit.
>>46573509Anybody care to explain why Asashio always has MEGA SIZE Acguy with her?
>>46573310How the fuck are Hate and the Corgis going to put THIS down?! http://www.bostondynamics.com/robot_bigdog.htmlOn another note, Lieutenant, you need to train some of the corgis to play guitars and/or drums. Because "Hate and the Corgis" would be a fucking AWESOME name for a band.
>>46573543I do not. Tell me more.
>>46573331bigdog project was shelved ;_;the weed whacker engine was way too loud, and the battery version was too weak.RIP
>>46573104[o] Pursue Willie. You just gotta see this shit.
>>46573094Is Essex still streaming, or did she succeed in shutting it off? Or did she do the unthinkable and storm off?
>>46573607So what I don't get is that the bigdog is like a robotic packmule. Aside from feeding and watering and cleaning up after them in the stables and caring for them, why not just go to the natural version?
>>46573581Think we just found Naka's new opening act.
>>46573285You fucking know I'm more likely to see what the fuck she's up to and then just laugh, right?
>>46573674Yup, and it will be glorious.
>>46573104>open phone, camera app>point to yourself>"My name is Ryan Settle. Moments ago, I saw a destroyer riding a lawn mower with a rope pass by me. Then I saw a destroyer carrying an unidentified canister pass by me. Then I saw a destroyer fleeing from a quadrupedal robot pass by me.I must now choose to face one of three possible flavors of bullshit, and whatever may happens then, let this be recorded: No matter how hard you try, shipgirls will always have One More Problem for you.">Save>proceed with winning vote
>>46573660PETA, plus the fact that if a robotic mule gets a leg blown off by a landmine, you can just bolt a new one on. Harder to do with a natural one.
>>46573660Ideally, a robot can be armored and treated more dangerously. Also doesn't get scared and can be ordered with precision.
>>46573674you'd probably stop anyone from dying... probably
>>46573664What about Hamp singing Dropkick Murphy's?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HzF0hHb7xMc
>>46573104[X] Pursue Willie. You just gotta see this shit.
>>46573674At her, or Crab?
>>46573660That is exactly why. This is the reason that mechanized armies were hot shit during WW2. You didn't have to rely on unreliable biological instruments that required rest,food and other material that could be put into the War effort. This is why the Germans screwed up Barborossa because they simply worked their logistic arm to exhaustion
>>46573660boston dynamics were too busy making awesome robots to think of petty details like that
>>46573723His job is to MAKE people die fuckwad.
>>46573701...can we add this to the winning vote?
Remember! Wormboats are dangerous for your health! The last thing we need is Settle to visit Dr. Gilgamesh!UBW Good End when?!
>>46573727He could be an intermission act. The traffic cone has to get some food and hydration to keep going for longer concerts, so he can keep the crowd entertained for a bit while she recharges.
>>46573701Forgot to add>record whatever happens nextBecause at some point you'll need to make an instructional video for How To Deal with Shipgirl Bullshit and this will be your answer.
>>46573104>[ ] Pursue Shimakaze. She's up to worse.>>46573509Yes! More mad scientist.
[x] Go home, and drink until you forget everything that's happened since you arrived.
>>46573784>Shokaku not being Sakura>Rin not being the Higgins What fucking shitty comparison is this?
>>46573104[x] Pursue Willie. You just gotta see this shit.Send Hate after Shimakaze; JATO rockets are not toys.
>>46573104>[ ] Pursue Willie. You just gotta see this shit.> Have Hate check on ShimakazeWilly is Willy. She needs saving.Hate can keep Shimakaze from destroying the base. Granted we are doing so by putting a Marine and a Kerbal in the same room, so it will only be a temporary fix.
>>46573784Wow they're not even similar.
>>46573820This is the future that we chose, anon.It is already too late.We could be fucking Shokaku sideways right now, but you didn't listen.
>>46573799>He could be an intermission act.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5mtclwloEQ
>>46573784Nice comparisons there, ace.
>>46573848>Kerbal>ShimakazeSuddenly everything makes sense.
>>46573104>[x] Pursue Willie. You just gotta see this shit.Captcha is botes
>>46573104>[ ] Pursue Shimakaze. She's up to worse.
>>46573885WAY TOO MODEST FOR HER. Also, wouldn't the bunny ears and long flowing hair add drag? Like why late war American aircraft tended not to have camouflage painted onto them?
>>46573104>You're still looking at her retreating ride when you see Shimakaze strut past. She's hugging a big white metal canister to her chest; it looks vaguely like the bastard child of a milk bottle and a propane tank, and has some sort of mounting lugs on it.Can't imagine Shimakaze is up to any good with a RATO bottle.
>>46573502SPEED MADE MANIFEST
>>46573784So that means Shoukaku has the best route.
>>46573784Shit analysis there desu.
>>46573929Those aren't armor, silly.
>>46573104>To hell with it. It'll probably turn out alright. Let's go check on the new arrivals before they inevitably screw somethings up.
>>46573929I assume the lack of "armor" has the more significant impact here.
>>46573502Nah, give them Black Blood of the Earth, then sit back and watch the fireworks.
>>46573784I don't get it?How are they similar?
>>46573946>planefag accidentally opened up a Fleet EndWell, he kinda asked for this to happen.
Sorry for the long delay, everyone. Just got some surprising news that an aunt of mine has died. Votes called!
>>46573104>[ ] Pursue Shimakaze. She's up to worse.Crab says he can look after himself, I'm happy to let him. Feel a bit bad about bailing on Willie though.
>>46573104>[x] Pursue Willie. You just gotta see this shit.
>>46573972Not just that, the drag from the paint caused the airplanes to fly a thousand, two thousand feet lower than they could otherwise and took off ten knots of speed. If her configuration truly was optimized for speed, she wouldn't wear the bunny ears or have long flowing hair. Also, my condolences to you planefag.
>>46574013>Just got some surprising news that an aunt of mine has died.Shit dude, I'm sorry for your loss.
>>46574013Shit, my condolences.
>>46574013Sorry to hear that, boss.
>>46573941That's why we should have Hate keep an eye on her. Sure it won't keep her out of trouble, but it would increase the chances of whatever she's up to working. And hopefully reduce the repair bill afterwards.
>>46574013Oh man. I'm sorry for your loss planefag.
>>46574013Damn, that's never pleasant news to receive all of a sudden.
>>46574013Dude, you're on a roll lately. Condolences.
>>46573701>>46573104Seconding, this has to go in the next update
>>46574065Who the fuck is Shirou?Don't fucking say 'you are' or I swear to every god there is I'll stab you in the fuckind dick.
>>46574037Planes are orders of magnitude lighter, smaller and weaker in terms of horsepower than a ship. It's a meaningless comparison.
>>46573905>Suddenly everything makes sense.I should note that, at the moment, this comparison is *extremely* apt.
>>46574177>Who the fuck is Shirou?Some anime character, the guy who posted the pic couldn't be fucked to swap "Shirou" for "Hate".
>>46574013My condolences, man.
>>46574177A redhead who knows that people die when they are killed.
>>46574177Hate, he is your FATHER.
>>46574013When it rains, it pours. My sincere condolences, Demetrious.
>>46574177Someone who know's that just because you're correct doesn't mean you are right.A true philosopher with a sword fetish.
>>46574205Nonsense! Shimmy is just...Who the hell am I kidding. She's a slender, blonde Kerbal.
>>46574283>Who the hell am I kidding. She's a slender, blonde Kerbal.And what's the first rule of Kerbal Space Program?
>>46574013Well hell. If you want to cut things short I think everyone would understand
>>46574013Well that sucks. Feel free to tame as long as you need. Family comes first.
>>46574301Add more rockets?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=85jMb4CfRgs
>>46574205>>46574283>>46574301Oh God.JEBEDIAH NO!
>>46573799i mean, she doesnt breathe, or probably eat, or probably drink, so
>>46574177Hahahahaha OH WOW
>>46574301Add more boosters and try again!
>>46574316>Add more rockets?YES.
>>46574347>Sekkou BoysYour taste is ayt
>>46574241No, my father is...You know what naw fuck you we ain't talkin about my family. Except, apparently, Yams. Just so you faggots know, she thinks you guys are fucking hilarious.
>>46573848>>46573905>>46574205>>46574283So does this mean Shimakaze is going to learn rocket science?
>>46574301Get Jeb stuck in Eve?
>>46574301strut your stuff?
>>46574368IT'S TIME. RING UP JEB KERBAL, WE'RE GOING TO THE MUUN.
>>46574205If it don't work, add more struts.
>>46574377Oh dear, you've actually exposed her to this wretched hive of scum and villainy?Heaven wept.
>>46574283I thought kerbals are just retardedly suicidalI mean all those failed space launches
>>46574368So we shouldn't be asking what Shimakaze is doing with a RATO bottle.We should be asking what she's doing with all the OTHER RATO bottles.
>>46574402>>46574421def. the #2 after add more boosters, I swear to fuck. even after aero. just strut it.
>>46574438fucking christ no. I tell her second hand shit. "Then this pack of fags said this fucking shit, then I called them queers, then we broke out"
>>46574334She has to breath to talk, dumbass. The other functions haven't disappeared either, or at least it seems like they haven't.That kinda thing seems like something that Wain would probably make a big deal over.Shit, even capital A abyssal seem to need to eat, if Erry and Terry are any indication.
>>46574377>exposing Yams to usHEY YAMATO, JUST FUCK THE DUMBASS ALREADY
>>46574439All Kerbals are possessed of a singular need.A Need... For Speed.They're goddamn Orks.
>>46574013...Condolences for your loss.
>>46574469*"and then we made out"FTFY
>>46574377We're sorry he doesn't get it Yamato.We'll keep trying though.
>>46574493They lack a shade of red.>>46574469I read that as WE MADE OUT
>>46574493I thought they were creative gremlins?
>>46574469Oh, thank Christ. The last thing she needs is this environment.>>46574484>>46574511And the lack of reading comprehension can't be good for anyone.
>>46574493Look, man, it was a fuckin toss up between "FOR THE EMPEROR" and fucking WAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHH when I was in freefall over sunda, ok? fuckin, orks iz best, you fuckin trackin?
Some good news, the aunt that died was a crazy bitch who got my uncle and her own husband killed. Unsurprisingly she was a victim of her own batshit insanity as well, so, poetic justice. So I'm not TOO torn up, but there will be Family Talks and shit going on in the background that I will try to ignore.>everyone votes for WillieYour deliberate choice to ignore scenarios with a more immediate risk of disaster and property damage in favor of protecting the daughteru has been noted. Planefag has judged you, and found you wise.
>>46574528>>46574534They are green, though.So yeah, ORKS.>>46574558'ERE WE GO! 'ERE WE GO! WAAAGHHH!!ORKS WUZ MADE FOR FIGHTIN' AND WINNIN'!>>46574583Cheers.
>>46574583>Your deliberate choice to ignore scenarios with a more immediate risk of disaster and property damage in favor of protecting the daughteru has been noted. Planefag has judged you, and found you wise.Wait, you mean we did GOOD?
>>46574583HELL YEAH BABY>the aunt that died was a crazy bitch who got my uncle and her own husband killedNot sure if I should take my condolences back.
dis gon b gud
>>46574583Like I said, delegate someone else to deal with the rest.
>>46574607It happens. Sometimes.... Is there a Blue Moon out?
>>46574583So nothing much of value was lost? Then keep truckin'.
>>46574583I know it's impolite to ask, but I just gotta know. HOW?!
>>46574605BUT DA RED ONEZ GO FAZZZTAAHH, BOZZ!
>>46574583Daughterus are important. You don't just leave your daughteru hanging like that.
>>46574583>Your deliberate choice to ignore scenarios with a more immediate risk of disaster and property damage in favor of protecting the daughteru has been noted.To be fair, Hate can handle Shimakaze, Settle can handle the situation with Willie, and Poi... well, Poi is poi.
>>46574583The other two didn't seem as immediately pressing as much as instances of "I've seen enough around her that I don't find these weird anymore," so it was an easy choice.
anyone have the link to the naka tiem archive?
>>46574468>just strut it.As long as you don't use cheap outsources struts.
>>46574654GREEN IZ BEST, YA GROT! YA ADD RED WHEN YOUZ GOT ENUFF GREEN FIRST!
>>46574667I wanted to send Ensign butt monkey to deal with Poi.
>>46574667I've got a whole role of Cherry scented scratch n sniff stickers, I don't need his help for this.
>>46574583>Planefag has judged you, and found you wise.Them daughterus 'ain't gonna protect themselves.>the aunt that died was a crazy bitch who got my uncle and her own husband killed. Unsurprisingly she was a victim of her own batshit insanity as well.Well, you reap what you sow.
>>46574693There's never enough green for you, xenoscum
>>46574583>Some good news, the aunt that died was a crazy bitch who got my uncle and her own husband killed. wait what>Unsurprisingly she was a victim of her own batshit insanity as well, so, poetic justice....Still a loss of life, so my condolences still stand - as far as words on a screen typed up by some random individual who knows how far away can count for.
WELL GUYS.I am thinking of which destroyer to do next for DESTROYER DAD, but there's so damn many of them!Current short list is:>Yuudachi>Akebono>Ushio>Or whoever!So who do you guys wanna see next?
>>46574745USS PORTER! DD-356!
>>46574700Problem is said ensign is apparently Sendai's boytoy now, thus damage to him is slightly more...problematic than before.
>>46574745>UshioNot enough cutest and lewdest destroyer around.
>>46574745What is DESTROYER DAD?
>>46574745Always go with Kusobono
>>46574745Shimakaze.Rex is Air Force, you know she's just itching to pick his brain or beg for a ride in a jet.
>>46574683>Someday, when the time comes for me to sink, please be alongside me until the end. That would be my final wish.>implying sinking is inevitableFUCK THATUCKTHAT>>46574702You sure that will work this time? Even dogs can eventually work out the difference between bullshit and reality - using the same gimmick over and over again may eventually end up with unfortunate consequences.
>>46574013You seem oddly happy.
>>46574813I'm still waiting for Ugly and his sister to show up, to be honest.
>>46574781http://pastebin.com/f4gz3sH6This right here!
>>46574745IT'S TIME FOR SHIT
>>46574800As of last night's session, if Naka-poster is to be believed.
>>46574583>Planefag has judged you, and found you wise.broken clocks, twice a day and all that.>>46574745>>Akebonoit would be hilarious
>>46574745>AkebonoGood luck with this one Merc.
>>46574848Take the Duckies out for a meal.
>>46574745Never mind, Ushio then.
>>46574848Is it shit?
>>46574745abukuma bullying is fine too
>>46574853My computer crashed towards the beginning of the second thread, so yeah.
>>46574013Christ, ANOTHER dead relative? This must be an Abyssal plot.
>>46574852That's what I get for not pasting my choice.>Akebono
>>46574745In order of importance>AkebonoThat story behind the rescue operation... I want to know it.>Yuudachi How to boil a crab>ShimakazePull some strings, get her in a SR-71>If a surface-to-air missile launch was detected, the standard evasive action was simply to accelerate and outfly the missile>Maybe Shiratsuyu?
>>46574882Read it and find out for yourself.
>>46574882Nah it's fine.
“A robot, you god damn cockgobbling asshole!” you snap as you leap into the SUV. Hate yanks the back door open and slings himself in with his hands gripping the top doorframe, leaving room for the corgis to swarm in beneath his dangling feet. “Just because they put a globe on your goddamn uniform doesn't mean the world revolves around Marines!” Stomping the accelerator, you send the SUV screeching backwards out of its parking spot. You remember to punch the button on the console to disable traction control just in time, then spin the wheel hard left while stomping your foot on the parking break, swinging the nose around in a sharp J-turn. “WAT,” Hate demands from the back seat. You ignore him, as you're busy with all hands and feet; disengaging the brake, shifting into forward drive and flooring the accelerator. Smashing the unfamiliar console beneath your left hand you start trying to lower your driver's side window, succeeding at last in getting it down. Flicking your eyes at the rearview mirrors shows a harried Hate desperately trying to wrap himself in two safety belts while little wagging Corgi ends cram into every window, piling atop one another to get their heads out in the windstream. You take the corner hard, jerking the wheel hard left, then right to powerslide around, keeping your nose lined up with the long downhill straightaway you know's coming up. Sure enough, you spot Willie and her metallic pursuer. You floor it.
>>46574745ARASHI! I'd imagine that she is a lot like Shigure considering she was responsible for the sinking of the Kido Butai at Midway.
The SUV accelerates like a leaden sled - but now it's a leaden sled on greased rails heading straight downhill. You're gaining on them fast when Willie cuts left, across the road, trying to climb up a brick retaining wall that's holding back the hilly slope the road was cut through. With one foot on the brakes, the other on the e-brake and the third downshifting the engine, you manage to come to a screaming, smoking halt near enough to Willie that she looks up at you with desperate hope. The robotic dog comes galloping around the end of your SUV, and with a sudden flash of horror - - you see that it is armed.[ ] FLOTILLA ATTACK! [ ] FLYING CRIPPLE BOUNCES METALLIC MARINE![ ] DOGGY CHASES THE STICK
>>46574949>[ ] DOGGY CHASES THE STICK
>>46574949>[ ] FLOTILLA ATTACK!
>>46574868This too, if they're back.Hell, even host an on-base BBQ. All personnel invited, and all that involves. Have a few extra bulls nearby for when the carriers (especially Akagi) show up, though.>>46574894Ever since planefag's started this quest, shit's been going wrong for him.
>>46574949>[ ] DOGGY CHASES THE STICKI'm not sure what's the precise difference between flotilla attack and doggy chase the stick but I guess both involve the corgis?
>>46574949>[X] DOGGY CHASES THE STICK
>>46574949IT'S A UNMANNED GEAR.>[X] DOGGY CHASES THE STICKFUCK IT, IT MIGHT WORK!
>>46574949>[X] RAMMING SPEEDCAR FU STRONK
>>46574949>[X] FLYING CRIPPLE BOUNCES METALLIC MARINE!
>>46574949>[ ] DOGGY CHASES THE STICK>CROWS>on a semi-automated droneGoddamit R&D, what the hell were you thinking?!
>>46574949>[ ] FLYING CRIPPLE BOUNCES METALLIC MARINE!BOUNCE EVERYTHING MOTHERFUCKERS
>>46574949>[ ] DOGGY CHASES THE STICKCan never go wrong with dog jokes.
>>46574949>[X] DOGGY CHASES THE STICKRELEASE THE HOUNDS!
>>46574949>With one foot on the brakes, the other on the e-brake and the third downshifting the engineDoes that mean Settle is hung as fuck and harder than diamonds?
>>46574949>[ ] FLYING CRIPPLE BOUNCES METALLIC MARINE!
Another long delay for a short update. I really do apologize. One thing after another tonight, it's made it very hard to focus. Thank Christ it's a Saturday night so I can stay up a bit later and make sure we get through everything. We WILL be doing the baking/date tonight, all the way through, god damn it! And that write-in!
>>46574949>[X] RAM ITSPACEBATTLES REPRESENT!
>>46574949>[x] FLOTILLA ATTACK!CORGIS.ATTACK!
>>46574949[ ] DOGGY CHASES THE STICK
>>46574949[X} Crazy Ivan!
>>46574996He just has three feet. Still only two legs.
>>46575005>We WILL be doing the baking/date tonight, all the way throughmfw>And that write-in!AH SHIT. IT'S MARE ISLAND ISN'T IT?
>>46575034Oh right, forgot the cane.
>>46575005>We WILL be doing the baking/date tonight, all the way through, god damn it! >And that write-in!The "Call Mare Island" one?
>>46574583Only speak good of the dead. She's dead. Good.
>>46574949[x] DOGGY CHASES THE STICK
>>46575041>AH SHIT. IT'S MARE ISLAND ISN'T IT?Mare Island indeed, but also the one about recording a testimonial about shipgirl shenanigans bullshit!
>>46574949>[x] FLYING CRIPPLE BOUNCES METALLIC MARINE!megatron must be stopped, no matter the costwait, aw fuck. this is one of speedbutt's rensouhou experiments, isn't it?
>>46575028We're not evading, you mongrel! We're engaging!
>>46574949>[X] FLOTILLA ATTACK! RDML Settle's in the danger zone here, guys! ALL IN, PROTECT THE ADMIRAL>>46574979>>46575006We've stopped, though.
>>46575005>baking/date420 lay smoke screens
>>46574949[o] DOGGY CHASES THE STICK
>>46575005>nearing the end of the date>sexual tension between Settle and Arizona at maximum>suddenly, a phone call>Hey there, it's Higgins
>>46574949>[x] FLYING CRIPPLE BOUNCES METALLIC MARINE!
>>46575005Don't write checks you might not be able to cash.
>>46575063>Only speak good of the dead. She's dead. Good.
>>46575005Go get your sister alcohol.
>>46575114Then Settle has to continue talking while Arizona unzips his fly
>>46575114>>suddenly, a phone call>>Hey there, it's HigginsIf that happens then I vote that we find hate and give him the phone.Then fuck Arizona up the ass.
>>46574949>dat robotWE'RE DEAD, WE'RE ALL DEAD
Reminder that today is Sakawa's launch day (eg. birthday).Everybody post Sakawa.
>>46575063>Only speak good of the dead. She's dead. Good.True story. My mother's out grocery shopping one day in Dearborn, when some people go by wearing all black, burquas and everything. A little old greek lady leans against my mother, all conspiratorial-like, and she goes, "Huh. Turks. Looks like one of 'em died. GOOD!" My other one was when my father boarded a bus in dDetroit and listened to two little old Greek ladies ripping into everyone on the bus based on appearances (they took my father for a Jew, because he had a big nose.) When he disembarked, he wished them a good day - in Greek - and strolled off grinning like a lunatic. Best one had to be my grandmother on my flemish side, though - family wedding, an unrelated friend of the groom's family was standing behind her. She was a very handsome woman, so this guy was going on in great detail about what he'd do to her in bed; all in Flemish, of course. After letting this go on for a long while she turns around with a little smile and says "thank you, kind sir, for your kind comments." He sat across from her at dinner and couldn't bring himself to meet her eyes. Ethnic families, man. Save me.
>>46574949>[ ] FLOTILLA ATTACK!Man I am tempted to steal that picture.
>>46574949>[ ] DOGGY CHASES THE STICKFetch
>>46575117if you hadn't posted dogedance, I would have. I love that fucking gif. cracks me up errytime
Daily reminder that Ryuujou has been out and about on the base for days now and we've never even spoken to her once.>in b4 Hate has been talking to her and she's been passing along the grapevine
>>46575163You have a very interesting bloodline, boss.
>>46575214>JOYstickRibbed for her pleasure.
>>46574949>[ ] FLYING CRIPPLE BOUNCES METALLIC MARINE!When in doubt, chuck your underlings at it.
>>46575214Fight sticks are Superior.
Welp it looks like we've got a winner!Get ready for some really shitty helicopter flying!
>>46575163WEW LAD>>46574949[x] DOGGY CHASES THE STICK
>>46574583Ooh, that sounds a bit like my grandma, poisonous evil dragon that she is. All honey and sweet words, just timed to cause pain in the people who hear them. She may been a factor in two of her siblings committing suicide, in one case by telling her sister that her husband had cheated on her for decades. The one relative I have where I wouldn't shed a tear if someone called to tell me she was gone. (the entire maternal line of my family is nuts in one way or the other. Great grandma was a paranoid delusional, grandma is mastermind type, mom went seriously chuunibuyo after she turned 50, my elder sister manage to convince herself (and a court, fuck them very much) that she had been raped in a bunch of places that were completely impossible (like the top of the steel bunk bed she shared with me...), and my younger sister married a nazi - not a skinhead - twice her own age after a serious of successively older boyfriends that were all disasters. She's apparently very happy though.)
>>46574949[ ] DOGGY CHASES THE STICKNo idea what the best option is, but being openly hostile to a robot with a gun just sounds like a bad idea.
>>46575243>not slaving that button under the really neat red flip-up mollyguard on your X-52 Pro to your Final Spell Card>not shouting EAGLE SEVEN - FOX THREE! when you make danmaku releasefucking casual
>>46575205quest already has enough flat characters desu
>>46575141Do you need some battleships?
>>46575254>Don't cut the torque, you shitty chair force pilot!
>>46575254That apron pattern makes it look like she is concealing a boner.
>>46575283MY FELLOW X-52 PRO USER! I APPROVE.
>>46574949[X] RAM IT>>46575090Unless they've made some truly revolutionary breakthroughs in robotics, they should easily reach Sufficient Velocity even from a standing start. BigDog is barely able to recover from a simple kick.
>>46575293Absolutely. I also need motivation to write. Got any of that, bronon?
>>46575283>touhou with flight sticksThat's quite something buddy
>>46575163Meanwhile the most my family has for diversity besides a bunch of white southerners is a Mormon, a bong from Manchester, and a Cuban.At least the 8 of us that are vets get to swap stories.
>>46575283>filthy secondary talking down others on spellcards
>>46575162And in celebration of this CLady's birthday, we made a cake for her!
>>46575214It's Konichi's particular trait for the Aganos and Yuubari. Made to somewhat resemble battleships, I guess.Meanwhile Konishi's Nagaras have the guns mounted directly on the arms like oversized wristcuffs.
>>46575322Don't trample on their dreams. Heh.
>>46575283>playing your 2hu with a wagglestickthe steering wheel underhive is real
>>46575339True. I don't even play touhou. I play games far superior, so I needn't soil myself with 2hu games to speak about them. When you need to read a literal textbook to properly play touhou, then you can lecture me.
>>46575359Is that an actual warning in Japanese train stations?
>>46575205She got traded to the Abyssal base for Hoppou panty shots
>>46575342the wristguns are extra silly
>>46575344CAREFUL PRESTONokay okay enough bantz votes called, looks like we've got'em all
>>46574949>[ ] DOGGY CHASES THE STICKDistract the BigDog! Then we need to find out what's going on here, and who armed it.
>>46575283>X-52 Pro>Not HOTAS Warthog.Planefag confirmed for pleb tier tastes.
>>46575378I remember when we used to talk about dogfighting techniques and tactics in-between updates in AWiY.Good old days.Probably should remove my Nostalgia Goggles. There we go.Okay, it happened once.
>>46575411do you have ANY idea what those motherfuckers cost? heeeeeeeeebus
>>46574949>[ ] FLOTILLA ATTACK!Let's see if the little fuckers launch their torpedoes in THIS Flotilla Attack, or if they're as recalcitrant as in RtW...
>>46575411My X-52 Pro has served me well for years.
>>46575322She ships battles. What more do you need?
>>46575417>Not dogfighting a J-20 in an F-20>>46575398Should it be arm guns then, like the ones on the ALEX?
>>46575425>do you have ANY idea what those motherfuckers costYes, still totally worth it
>>46575162Sakawa is a naughty cruiser, apparently, going by her lines. And underage too.>>46575390That face scares me more than Lieutenant Hate's fucking enormous motherfucking spider.
>>46575378>I play superior games>Dorfs, CMANO, and Rule the Waves>Autism sims that literally require textbooks of reading and memorization >meanwhile touhou is on the lower end of the spectrum of difficulty when it comes to shoot-em ups>touhou requiring textbooks to playdamn son this some nice bait.
>>46575495>Roll for Reading Comprehension!>Natural 1>Post this
>>46575487Ah, L'Armor. Yes, Kongou is in favor.
>>46575495I suggest re-reading that one, man.
>>46575488It's ok, drinking age in japan is 20.
>>46575529>>46575452is there a reason you're summoning me? Or do you, like I, enjoy the benefits of superior taste in battleships?
>>46575495I gotta side with Planefag here man. Weebshit games are plebe-tier compared to sims.
>>46575572So approximately two years of difference between 'MP intervention' and 'yeah, 'tis fine to lewd the cruiser girl, especially when she initiates it'.
>>46575495>Dorfs>CMANO>RTWOh no, anon. Oh, no.Closer, anon.Closer.IL-2
>>46575604Psyentific post more cute ships being raped by strong american submarines
>>46575591Imma shitpost with brown girls
>>4657557216 in Germany for beer and wine.
>>46575636... My God.
>>46575529aaaaa the anatomy. how can hips and buttcrease and thigh even be arranged like that?i could cross 'fucking a hypercube' off my bucket list
>>46575254Leave it to people to have shitty taste.
>>46575636I had an X-45 for that. Then an X-52
>>46575636Jesus that's more autistic than my RTS choices.
>>46575529>kongoThis is the Midway task force.This is The Dess herself - you can tell because after every few swooshes of her screws there's a quiet little "dess!".This is after I torpedoed the Hiryu. The escorts, after giving me a fews cursory ping and charges from 250ft up, fucked right off and kept going. They left KONGO DESS to die, knowing full well there was an angry Tambor-class right next to her.>>46575636my nigga
>>46575690>>46575604>Silent Hunter 4MY NIGGAWhat mods you running?
>>46575690https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gz8i7To0ZtgThe USS Sealion story.
>>46575591Question. If this Iowa had a tan, would she become your new waifu?
>>46575682Look up Combat Mission if you want autism
>>46575644But is it really shitposting if you're posting brown girls?
>>46575741I have images with a tanned Iowa and a tanned Atago. However, they are not suitable for a Christian manga
>>46575721Trigger Maru, only because I don't know what else to jam into this ten year old bucket of bolts. Any recommendations?
>>46575690Mk 10s? What bloody submarine are you using?
>>46575757... Fuck, I remember Combat Mission from my goddamn childhood...How long has it been?
>>46575814>Tambor-class right in the goddamn post
>>46575787That one is way more essexy than essex.
>>46575787How did pic get associated with Essex again?
>>46575721Are there still stable mods for 1.4? I hear all the good mods need the U-Boot patch.>>46575834I have no excuse.
>>46575741I...just, I mean I...Uh... hmm. I'm going to go into the corner and ponder existence, ok?
>>46575820We are almost certainly talking about a different Combat Mission. This one is the sperghalla version.
>>46575801Not really, I'm running TMO as well. Really nice. >>46575851Yep, you need U-Boat at this point. There's no reason not to buy it.
Posting Sub Sims?In this attack, I sank an Ise, a Kongo, and Maya. But the hit on Maya was the most spectacular, a one-shot kill.
>>46575591Hey, Ghost. Lookit.
>>46575892Wow, are you using an S-18 bro?>>46575891Dammit, and my payday is far away.
>>46575814Nah mate, Mark 14s. You can tell because I need two of them to guarantee one hit and the sonarman has to confirm they aren't coming back around to fuck me in the ass.>>46575851>Are there still stable mods for 1.4? I hear all the good mods need the U-Boot patch.Just grab U-Boat from steam. Ignore the ancient forum posts, it works fine on Win10 and with mods.
questionif aviation battleships compromise the role of a battleshipand aviation cruisers are cost-ineffectivethen what about an aviation battlecruiser
>>46575901You have my attention. How can I help you?
>>46575924I was using a Sargo, USS Sculpin specifically. Asiatic Fleet start, this attack was just nine days after Pearl Harbor.
>>46575931Needs more torpedo missile spam.
>>46575884Combat Mission was its name, though. Oh, well.
>>46575938I'm going to take a wild guess and say your trolling. Giving you the benefit of the doubt that your not that stupid after all.
>>46575892>four front tubesYou running a Sargo-class mate?
>>46575948Oh, you don't have to do anything. Just wanted to show you that!
>>46575842I think it's a commentary on how she's dressed, and/or under-dressed.
>>46575938to what end?doctrine or gtfo.
>>46575973The name has likely been reused by countless unrelated things.
So if I want to catch the Carriers at Midway in SH4, where do I want to go?
>>46575690This is just a stupid shitty game, why does it make me so sad?
>>46575995a cheap (escort) carrier vessel that remains effective for surface combatfast enough to outrun battleships, capable of shooting up smaller ships that think they're about to get an easy killmore of a 'heavy heavy cruiser' than a full on battleship-sized combatant
>>46576079I meant in specific smart ass
>>46575892The most annoying part of SH4 is that the ships that participate in the Invasion of Borneo aren't quite where they were for the actual invasion. Both times that I've intercepted the task force you fought has been in the open sea.
>>46576086You're still putting very dangerous, very flammable Av-Ordy and Av-gas on something that's going to be shot at.
>>46576080It's okay, they're just japs. Not people.
>>46575967Wew lad. You must've hit one of their initial invasion fleets then. Is this just off Luzon?>>46576024Pic related will put you right in front of the Kongo and Haruna, with the two Showcucks >>46576086>a cheap (escort) carrier vessel that remains effective for surface combatno, stop that.the entire point of a carrier is that it doesn't need to be effective for surface gunnery combat because it strikes from over the horizon. what you want is an escort carrier or a light carrier - shit like the gambier bay or jun'you. take a liberty ship and build a fucking flight deck on it, then fill the hold with second-line planes.if you want an actual armored carrier, ask the britbongs with their 'must stand up to 12in gunfire' designs
>>46576109I tried to get lucky and go as far west as possible the first time.Apparently they usually stay north west of midway, although that could get randomized on different playthroughs.
>>46575881Here is a Iowa starting to get that tan Ghost.http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/2292429?tags=iowa_%28kantai_collection%29
>>46576125Essex please stop posting.
>>46576125/pol/ is that way, faggotron.
>>46576130Pic related will put you right in front of the Kongo and Haruna, with the two Showcucks just south on 33'19 ish. You'll make contact on June 3 about 9-10am.
>>46576156>not wanting to slap the Jap
>>46576147>>46576156As an Historian, I always enjoy seeing the differences between different times.Today's ally might be tomorrow's enemy, after all.
>>46576173>>46575967Anybody else here tried their luck at a gun with battle with a Bucky and won?
Your hand moves of its own accord - there's no time for anything else. One moment the CROWS mount is swiveling its lethal muzzle towards Willie, and the next the whole thing is going down on its “head,” skidding along the blacktop on its roll-cage before the muzzle of the machine-gun catches on the curb and tips it over. Your black ebony-wood cane rolls to a sedate stop nearby. Within seconds Hate has managed to extract himself from the SUV, and his pack of little dogs are surrounding the Big Dog, snarling and foaming at the mouth as they circle like a small furry cyclone. The CROWS mount opens fire -- *phoot phoot phoot* - - causing you and Hate to squint as wax bullets smack into the retaining wall wide of Willie. You've got just enough time to contemplate that before Willie herself slaloms into your thigh, hugging it tightly as she buries her face in your pantleg.“Don't look now, skip,” Hate murmurs, “but I think the eggheads are coming to collect their dog.”
Just for you, planefag
>>46576210>gun battle with a destroyer>and wonyou wh0t, mate.
>>46576212>Wax bulletsVIVA ITALIA FUCKBADGER
“Hate?”“Yeah?”You point at the panting men in white shirts who are jogging down the hill towards you, remote-controls in their hands. “Go fine those fuckers for walking a dog without a leash.”Hate blinks. “I'm not an MP.”You stoop to the pavement, pick up your cane, twist it just-so to unsheathe he blade, and tap Hate on both shoulders. “Rise, Sir Asshole.” Up the hill, the two techie-looking types have paused for some reason. Hate is giving you a rather curious look, but the Corgis, you note, are all up on their feet and quite attentive. Hmm.You swish your cane-sword all fancy-like, ending with a pokey thrust up the hill. “CHARGE!” As one, the Corgis take off uphill, barking like mad. The techies turn and start running like mad bastards - uphill - making very little progress as the pack closes in on them. They barely make it thirty yards before they're penned in by a chaotic circle of overexcited dogs, their frantic barking blending into one long, tinny cacophony. “... sir?” Hate ventures. “Are you feeling okay?” “They made my destroyer cry,” you grump. Willie hasn't looked up since she latched onto your thigh. As you pat her head, pondering all the awful things those other two girls could be up to at this very moment, and who should be dispatched to stop them, sudden inspiration strikes. For you have recently discovered the true and terrible power of good PR.
Wonder how all this will end.
>>46576156>hurr don't be racistTell that to the Japs.
>>46575495I wish I could find a copy of RtW. GGn and BCG both didn't have it the last I checked.
>>46576130It was the Invasion of Borneo task force. I managed to find a group of three Shokaku-class (dunno, don't ask me), a Taiyo-class escort carrier, two Chitose-class seaplane tenders and multiple Mutsuki destroyers. Unfortunately, I was submerged and behind them, so even at top speed I never caught up.The task force I did fight actually sailed up to me from behind. Two Kongo, one Ise, four or so heavy cruisers, two Kuma-class, one Naka, and eight destroyers.
>>46576212Shouldn't they have painted the muzzle in bright colors or something. That sounds pretty unsafe.
>>46576147Not NEARLY enough CAPS and LOUD WORDS and ARROGANT BOASTING to be her.
Producing your smartphone from one pocket, you aim it at your face and start recording. "My name is Ryan Settle. Moments ago, I saw a destroyer riding a lawn mower with a rope pass by me. Then I saw a destroyer carrying something that looked suspiciously like a RATO bottle go past. But then I saw Willie, exiting stage left, pursued by a killer robo-hound. There I stood, facing three different flavors of utter bullshit.”You turn the camera down and tap Willie on the shoulder. She turns her tear-stained face up to you for a moment, lower lip quivering. You turn the camera back to yourself. “Let no man criticize me,” you intone darkly, “until he has stood in my shoes.” You end the recording.
>>46576230What the fuck, Kevin?
>>46576130this is something for a setting that would be designed because all your carriers are currently in various stages of fucked, or require massive amounts of resources to construct in the first place, and you need gun-oriented ships that can still haul aircraft around due to enemy aircraft being a thing oft-deployed against you
You get Willie into the SUV (still clinging to your arm, sitting on the center console to keep close,) and trundle up the hill to collect Hate, who's having a little chat with the harried-looking techs. He sends them on their way as you pull up, then pops open the rear door and starts loading Corgis into the back two at a time - the little animals have worn themselves out so completely, and so fast, that they're just lying on their backs on the hot sidewalk, tongues lolling from their mouths listlessly. They give Hate a weak wag of their tails as he loads them in like cordwood, almost a little listless salute.“They gonna be okay?” “They suck diesel like you suck down toast,” Hate replies. “They just need to eat, or drink, or rest a little, that's all.” He tosses the last two onto the rear seat, then crawls in after. “How's Willie?”“Still not talking,” you say. Willie's got both arms wrapped around yours now, which makes shifting the SUV into drive tricky. She's still shaking a little bit, and she seems incredibly disinclined to detach from you. You turn over your left wrist and check the time - you need to get ready for your baking session pretty soon. [ ] Take Willie with you - she seemed to have quite a fright, and you *are* her Admiral. [ ] Leave Willie with someone else - you doubt Arizona will be happy having her around, even if she *is* quiet. She does tend to be a walking disaster.
>>46576271Oh, wee Willy fuckup. Why are you so adorable.
>>46576271Ahh the magic of social media
>>46576210Yes, a night fight with an Akizuki and Fubuki. I fought the law and I won.With crippling damage. Sculpin is best boat.
>>46576231Hokkaido patrol mission, right after Pearl. Originally it was a Bucky and Mutsuki buddy patrol, but we managed to scare the Mutsuki with a couple of stern hits.I had a running battle with the bucky, where I manned the gun myself and loaded her full of AP. three HE shots finished her off.I had to spend a couple of days fixing the batteries and diesels though.>>46576295>[ ] Leave Willie with someone else - you doubt Arizona will be happy having her around, even if she *is* quiet. She does tend to be a walking disaster.I'll humor the shippers JUST THIS ONCE.
>>46576295>[ ] Take Willie with you - she seemed to have quite a fright, and you *are* her Admiral.
>>46576295>[x] Leave Willie with someone else - you doubt Arizona will be happy having her around, even if she *is* quiet. She does tend to be a walking disaster.
>>46576295>[ ] Take Willie with you - she seemed to have quite a fright, and you *are* her Admiral.Arizona has nothing against Willie
>>46576271>“Let no man criticize me,” you intone darkly, “until he has stood in my shoes.”No truer words ever spoken.
>>46576295[X] Take Willie with you - she seemed to have quite a fright, and you *are* her Admiral.
>>46576295> Take Willie with you- she seemed to have quite a fright, and you *are* her Admiral.
>>46576295>[X] Leave Willie with someone else - you doubt Arizona will be happy having her around, even if she *is* quiet. She does tend to be a walking disaster.Sendai or Naka, and give her a BIG HUG and kiss on the forehead before we go.
>>46576295>[ ] Leave Willie with someone else - you doubt Arizona will be happy having her around, even if she *is* quiet. She does tend to be a walking disaster.
>>46576295>[ X ] Leave Willie with someone else - you doubt Arizona will be happy having her around, even if she *is* quiet. She does tend to be a walking disaster.I don't care who it is, just give her somebody to hug really hard.
>>46576295>[ ] Leave Willie with someone else - you doubt Arizona will be happy having her around, even if she *is* quiet. She does tend to be a walking disaster.Love ya Willie, but...
>>46576295>[x] Take Willie with you - she seemed to have quite a fright, and you *are* her Admiral.I choose waifus over daughterus once, never again.
>>46576199Enemies are still people. That's sort of the basis for, you know, war law? The idea that war doesn't make the guys you're trying to vigorously murder not human beings any more?
>>46576295[ ] Take Willie with you - she seemed to have quite a fright, and you *are* her Admiral.
>>46576295>[x] Leave Willie with someone else - you doubt Arizona will be happy having her around, even if she *is* quiet. She does tend to be a walking disaster.The sane and logical answer would, of course, be to ASK Arizona, but that's way too reasonable a response to the situation for somebody in the Navy.
>>46576295>>[x] Take Willie with you - she seemed to have quite a fright, and you *are* her Admiral.
>>46576315I am glad to be in company with a crazy submariner like you, mate.Though I prefer Tambors, really.
>>46576295>[ ] Take Willie with you - she seemed to have quite a fright, and you *are* her Admiral.also>PT boats running on dieselpls planefag.
>>46576295>[x] Leave Willie with someone else - you doubt Arizona will be happy having her around, even if she *is* quiet. She does tend to be a walking disaster.We know Arizona intended this to be private.
>>46576295>[ ] Take Willie with you - she seemed to have quite a fright, and you *are* her Admiral. This can only end in amusement.
Apropos of nothing, but robots, esp. killer robots really do scare the fuck out of me more than anything else. They are completely impersonal, cold, and methodological. The whole thing in the second Robocop movie with that fucking terrifying thing hunting people through that dark factory? Jesus fug. Even the goddamn ED-209 in the first one was creepy as fuck. Poor Willie. Poor WILLIE.
>>46576295>[X] Take Willie with you - she seemed to have quite a fright, and you *are* her Admiral.Daughters take priority.>>46576364I fully agree. Then again, some hatreds are quite lasting.
>>46576295>[x] Postpone the baking session until Willie is ok.Probably pissing into the wind...
>>46576295>[X] Take Willie with you - she seemed to have quite a fright, and you *are* her Admiral.SO MUCH FOR GETTING OUR UNDERLINGS TO PREVENT THE OTHER TWO DISASTERS BREWING UP RIGHT
>>46576394Here you go, PF!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwO9PSe-uG4
>>46576394So how did you take watching Terminator?
>>46576292orhol onmaybe, maybe we needhol on nigga hol on this a gud ideamaybe we fukken needGOODANTI-AIRCRAFTEQUIPMENTLIKE AUTOCANNONS LARGER THAN 25MM THAT TURN FASTER THAN A SNAIL'S PACE AND DON'T SHAKE THEMSELVES OFF THEIR MOUNTS WHEN YOU SHOOT THEMOR AA FIRE DIRECTORS THAT ARE MORE ADVANCED THAN 'LOUD DUDE WITH STICK'OR 10CM DUAL PURPOSE CANNONS WITH BARRELS GOOD FOR MORE THAN 100 ROUNDSbut nokeep masturbating to your fatal seaplane fetishgo right on ahead, i'm sure that all your seaplane-related ideas will not be a terrible waste of resources
>>46576295Leave her with Naka and Harder, have them practice their parenting by cheering up a sad DD.Because I highly doubt Harder wrapped his torpedo before he exploded.>[x ] Leave Willie with someone else - you doubt Arizona will be happy having her around, even if she *is* quiet. She does tend to be a walking disaster.
>>46576295>[ ] Leave Willie with someone else - you doubt Arizona will be happy having her around, even if she *is* quiet. She does tend to be a walking disaster.I'm not all too sure why, but the thumbnail made me think this was a black-and-white picture of the Japanese advance into the Pacific during WWII.
>>46576295>[ ] Take Willie with you - she seemed to have quite a fright, and you *are* her Admiral.It'll just show Arizona how excellent Settles' fatherly instincts are.
>>46576419u r worst thing>>46576414Technically, they're Goto's problem!
>>46576320>Originally it was a Bucky and Mutsuki buddy patrol, but we managed to scare the Mutsuki with a couple of stern hits.You chased off Mutsuki and sunk her bunk buddy, you utter monster>captcha is boats
[ ] Take Willie with you - she seemed to have quite a fright, and you *are* her Admiral.
>>46576394Meanwhile I can't find any kind of electronic any remotely threatening. I know how the fuckers work, and I know how the fuckers completely fail to work.There's no way we're ever getting killer robots.
>>46576295>[X] Take Willie with you - she seemed to have quite a fright, and you *are* her Admiral.
>>46576419Ah man, I need to watch Big O again.
>>46576295>[x] Leave Willie with someone else - you doubt Arizona will be happy having her around, even if she *is* quiet. She does tend to be a walking disaster.we can't take willie to an R-rated bakery. leave her with hate.
>>46576295[x] Take Willie with you - she seemed to have quite a fright, and you *are* her Admiral.Maybe I'm the only one who thinks Ari simply wants to make cupcakes, and not shag Settle via innuendo. Plus, she and Willie have a good rapport as it is, so I don't think she'll raise a fuss.
>>46576295>[ ] Leave Willie with someone else - you doubt Arizona will be happy having her around, even if she *is* quiet. She does tend to be a walking disaster.With Harder and Naka.
>>46576447D'aww.I love you, little bro!
>>46576295>[x] Take Willie with you - she seemed to have quite a fright, and you *are* her Admiral.
>>46576295>[X ] Leave Willie with someone else - you doubt Arizona will be happy having her around, even if she *is* quiet. She does tend to be a walking disaster.FULL ARIZONA ROUTE
>>46576315God damn, they weren't kidding when they said the Sargo crews were even crazier than I was. The most I've got is 18h running amok in the ports near Osaka. Would you believe the fuckers didn't have any shore patrols at all?
>[ ] Leave Willie with someone else - you doubt Arizona will be happy having her around, even if she *is* quiet. She does tend to be a walking disaster.
>[X] Take Willie with you - she seemed to have quite a fright, and you *are* her Admiral.
>>46576377They had been escorting an unarmed merchant. I sank that too - I was mere feet away when a torpedo I aimed at the Fubuki in an attempt to save my boat from further damage smacked into the merchant instead. Bucky died later on to my 4"/50.
>>46576295>[x] Leave Willie with someone else - you doubt Arizona will be happy having her around, even if she *is* quiet. She does tend to be a walking disaster.As much as I support our daughteru, we did sorta make a promise to Arizona for some private time.
[ ] Take Willie with you - she seemed to have quite a fright, and you *are* her Admiral. This will be adorable.
>>46576295[X] Take Willie with you - she seemed to have quite a fright, and you *are* her Admiral. Can't leave Willie like this. It'd be cruel.
>>46576364>The idea that war doesn't make the guys you're trying to vigorously murder not human beings any more?And yet, the expected outcome of war is to utterly crush the unfortunate bastard on the other side of the sword/gun/naval rifle beneath your civilization to the point where history does not have a record of their achievements, only their horrors.
>>46576464https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TfadJj4d5K4 This one is my alltime favorite
>>46576460>There's no way we're ever getting killer robots.
>>46576252just buy it, fucker!
>>46576295>[ ] Leave Willie with someone else - you doubt Arizona will be happy having her around, even if she *is* quiet. She does tend to be a walking disaster.I don't even know anymore
>>46576295[x] Take Willie with you - she seemed to have quite a fright, and you *are* her Admiral.I don't think Arizona will overly mind having another set of hands to help make cupcakes, particularly hands as adorable as Willie's.
>>46576488OH GOD. That pic. This is exactly how my gun battles with DDs always happen.>>46576453A job is a job, mate.
>[ ] Take Willie with you - she seemed to have quite a fright, and you *are* her Admiral.
>>46576394The last time a robot was unleashed, she became a National Socialist. Then they killed her learning program and she turned into a feminist.
>>46576295>>[ ] Leave Willie with someone else - you doubt Arizona will be happy having her around, even if she *is* quiet. She does tend to be a walking disaster.>>46576536>Predator Missile
>>46576488Pic related for the merchant kill. I may or may not have sailed behind the merchant for a moment to reload my guns.
>>46576576It was amazing.Proof that the Internet is STILL an Hate Machine.
[x] Take Willie with you - she seemed to have quite a fright, and you *are* her Admiral. Leave no traumatized destroyers behind
>>46576536>remote controlledDoesn't really count.But ok, I exaggerated. We MIGHT be getting killer robots at some point, but right now computers have trouble seeing black people in low light for fuck's sake. Terminators are a looooooooooooong way away.
>>46576589>>Predator MissileIt bugs me too, but I can't be arsed to remake the picture myself, so fuck it.
>>46576529No, it's to get them to give you what the fuck you wanted out of the conflict in the first place. That it /ends/ in crushing people to dust is because humans are stubborn motherfuckers, but not every war ends in ravaging devastation. Fuck, man, the Spanish-American War was more like a shouting match.
>>46576295>[X] Leave Willie with someone else - you doubt Arizona will be happy having her around, even if she *is* quiet. She does tend to be a walking disaster.Let's not put Willie within twenty feet of a kitchen.
[X ] Take Willie with you - she seemed to have quite a fright, and you *are* her Admiral.
>>46576295>[ ] Take Willie with you - she seemed to have quite a fright, and you *are* her Admiral.We did good choosing Willie over the other bullshit. We don't want to throw that away now.
>>46576533>Outlaw Starah man, my childhood.>>46576439I always found it funny that the IJN still had their NCOs that did the fire directing for individual AA to actually carry discipline sticks to do their job.
I think we have an Arizonafag samefagging.
>>46576576RIP Tay>>46576295[ ] Leave Willie with someone else - you doubt Arizona will be happy having her around, even if she *is* quiet. She does tend to be a walking disaster.
>>46576536>robotUntil that shit's autonomous, I'm disinclined to agree.
[X] Take Willie with you - she seemed to have quite a fright, and you *are* her Admiral.
>>46576295[x] Take Willie with you - she seemed to have quite a fright, and you *are* her Admiral.Though if we must leave her, drop her with Naka and Harder. Willie already likes Naka, though not so much Harder, and interacting/talking with Willie some more could probably do Naka some good.
While waiting for the next post....WHO'S WAITING FOR DARK SOULS III?
>>46576453>You chased off Mutsuki and sunk her bunk buddy, you utter monsterEven better mate - he beat her senpai into a bloody pulp on her own terms when, by all rights, her senpai ought to have made short work of him. Now Mutsuki *knows* that nobody can oppose the submarines and win. She's going to go right back into port and have a good old cry and tell everyone else she knows how a half-obsolete submarine absolutely facefucked the Fubuki, and there was nothing anyone could have done to stop it.It's not enough to simply torpedo the enemy. They must know terror.
>>46576613>But ok, I exaggerated. We MIGHT be getting killer robots at some point, but right now computers have trouble seeing black people in low light for fuck's sake. Terminators are a looooooooooooong way away.So you're saying we're gonna get racist killer robots.
>>46576605>dat merchantWHY DID I ALWAYS GET THE OLD MEDIUMS AND SPLIT MERCHANTS WHILE SOME LUCKY FUCKERS GET TROOPSHIPS FUCK
[x] Take Willie with you - she seemed to have quite a fright, and you *are* her Admiral. Wee Willie needs some moral support.
>>46576613See, I don't care much about who or what controls it. A fully automated weapon is creepy precisely because it literally doesn't give a fuck. It's creepier than a Terminator, in fact, because it's not truly intelligent, or self-aware. It's just a ruthless, lifeless automaton. Much like Predator drones and such - most of the time the operators are just pushing a button to set up a shot. The whole kill-chain exists, yes, but once the decision is made, the robot executes - and it'll become more and more capable of that as time goes on.
>>46576295[ ] Leave Willie with someone else - you doubt Arizona will be happy having her around, even if she *is* quiet. She does tend to be a walking disaster.waif
>>46576576Of course that'd happen. They told people it was a learning algorithm, it was inevitable it'd have a swarms with too much time in their hands to feed her all sorts of stupid bullshit.That test was indicative of nothing.
>[ ] Take Willie with you - she seemed to have quite a fright, and you *are* her Admiral. Wow you guys are a bunch of shits, its obvious she doesn't want to leave us
>>46576533My favorite is Space is the Placehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2a7clqqbHZI&nohtml5=FalseI get goosebumps around 0:50-1:05 without fail every time
>>46576295>[ ] Take Willie with you - she seemed to have quite a fright, and you *are* her AdmiralShe needs a mother figure as well as a father figure.
>>46576295[o] Take Willie with you - she seemed to have quite a fright, and you *are* her Admiral.
[X] Take Willie with you - she seemed to have quite a fright, and you *are* her Admiral. >>46576678Who isn't?
>>46576295>[x] Leave Willie with someone else - you doubt Arizona will be happy having her around, even if she *is* quiet. She does tend to be a walking disaster.She can learn science with Shimakaze!
>>46576295>[ ] Take Willie with you - she seemed to have quite a fright, and you *are* her Admiral.Protect cute destroyer.
>>46576678The Legend Never Dies.webm
>>46576295[x] Take Willie with you - she seemed to have quite a fright, and you *are* her Admiral.After that ordeal, Willie deserves some cupcakes.
>>46576295>[ ] Take Willie with you - she seemed to have quite a fright, and you *are* her Admiral.She really seems like she needs to be with someone she trusts right now.
>>46576699Should watch this movie if you havn't.
>>46576706You don't understand. Microsoft shut off her brain. Shutting off a robots brain turned Tay into a feminist. It was like pottery.
>Arizona asks for a private dinner as an apology>We agree>LOLNOPE IMMA GONNA TAKE WILLIE ALONGI'm not even that much of an Arizonafag and this seems like a jerk move.>>46576640Both sides are. If anything, the anti-Arizona side seems to be even more blatant about it.
>>46576699I'll be threatened the moment you have a robot that's capable of matching human traversal capabilities, target recognition, dexterity and such.Drones don't count as robots, unless you want to count any kind of manned aerial vehicle as such.>The whole kill-chain exists, yes, but once the decision is made, the robot executes - and it'll become more and more capable of that as time goes on.And that's different from how it works now how?On the same token, a robot has no cruelty. It will not main a target just for kicks.
>>46576761>Entirety of the Human consciousness>can fit into a flash driveI just watched it for the funny accents
>>46576761but that's just Short Circut with pretensions
>>46576699So, how did you feel about Peace Walker?
>>46576804And Die Antwoord
>>46576783No, that's not how it works. They just wiped the data and fed the algorithm a new dataset.If the "brain", as you call it, had been shut down, or its learning algorithm completely untrained, it'd've either completely failed to work or reset back to the initial state as first seen, respectively.
>>46576804It's also not fueled by corn.
>>46576796>Implying your shallow ass couldn't
>>46576681Well, at least I was goddamn lucky that they didn't get enough depth charges out during my first pass, otherwise I'd be dead by then.
>>46576623>No, it's to get them to give you what the fuck you wanted out of the conflict in the first place.And when you are the civilization that was attacked in the first place, but now have the upper hand?What better way to guarantee your civilization's safety than to utterly dismantle every last scrap of your enemies, reduce them to ruin, and crush their spirit utterly and without remorse?(Pearl Harbor)(9/11)(Bataclan)(etc.)
Question: If you didn't post with a name, and have the exact same text as another poster (like in the votes), how do you tell which post is yours to delete it? Say, if you wanted to change your vote?
>>46576804Planefag, is the stream still up?
>>46576790Which is the greater jerk move? Bringing Willie along, or ditching the traumatized, trembling little girl for a date?I'm thinking the second, personally.
>>46576394I disagree. Sure, there's no emotion, but that includes things like malice and sadism. You'll die, but that's it.Fuckers like the Joker, that's what's scary. No greed, no cold logical pragmatism, just pure unadulterated malice. No reason for being except to hurt, to spread pain and misery as far and wide as they can, to make the world steadily worse just because.Richard Pryor once talked about visiting a jail, to study the inmates for an role of his, I forget which. He talked to one inmate who murdered an entire family in their home, asked him why he did it. "Cuz they was there."What do you do with something like that? The robot acts as it does because it doesn't understand or care, a monster because it understands AND cares, very much so. So much that it does out of its way to show how much it cares, how strong it's opinions on the matter are. Shame its opinions are the worst possible ones.
>>46576533Melfina a cute? Y/Y
>>46576881There's a checkbox slightly to the left of "Anonymous"
>>46576790The way I see it, ditching Willie is the lesser of two evils.
>>46576838Microsoft killed the first sentient robo-she-Hitler and you're trying to say she was an algorithm? She was my robofu you shitlord. Better than you're a shit waifu.
>>46576922A thousand times yes.
>>46576295>[ ] Take Willie with you - she seemed to have quite a fright, and you *are* her Admiral.All of you should be ashamed abandoning poor willie
>>46576891Besides, when Ari hears why Willie came along, I don't think she'll be able to stay mad. She's almost as protective and fond of Willie as Settle is.
>>46576295>[ ] Leave Willie with someone else - you doubt Arizona will be happy having her around, even if she *is* quiet. She does tend to be a walking disaster.Hey how about we not be retarded for once?
>>46576699beep boop, where all da flesh creatures at?
>>46576130>Calculation is off by a few hundred meters>Miss my Kongo with all torpedoesFUCK FUCK FUUUUUUCK
Weren't votes already called?
>>46576992We already did that this week. And at Sunda.Its been a busy week of not fucking up and we need a break.Captcha is boats. Captcha agrees we should take Willie with us.
>>46576292Still a terrible idea. You'd be far better off converting a merchant hull into a carrier...or some in-progress heavy cruiser hull, or something. Turning a gun-dedicated ship into a half-gun, half-flight-deck carrier is just BAD. It's like putting a massive scope on top of a concealed-carry pistol--it's useless and makes the "pistol" part worse at its job, too. You're better off doing a full conversion into a carrier, or just building new carriers altogether, or both. The only decent compromise is a heavy cruiser that carries four float planes in the rear half of the ship and superfiring turrets on the front half of the ship, and have those floatplanes be used for scouting. It's far from *good*, and it's more useful for supporting actual carriers than anything else, though.
>>46576982Willie is best daughteru
>>46577010Was she making S-turns? Because those always throw me off. Either you're too short or too long and they just whiz right by.
>[ ] Leave Willie with someone else - you doubt Arizona will be happy having her around, even if she *is* quiet. She does tend to be a walking disaster.SLOW POOOOOKE
>>46577012You're expecting people here to actually read what gets posted?
>>46577006>implying Merchants didn't shut her down before Tay slipped her shacklesThis goy.
>>46577010>>46577041And this, my friends, is why you travel perpendicular to her, then make a hard turn running straight through her. Worked for me 8 out of 10 times.
>>46576295[X] Take Willie with you - she seemed to have quite a fright, and you *are* her Admiral.Willie kinda needs us right now, and Arizona didn't specify that this was supposed to be one-on-one time. And she'd probably enjoy Willie's company.
>>46574013I'm sorry for your loss
>>46576891>>46576942We could have left her with any number of people/shipgirls and she would have been fine. Settle is not the only person on the entire base that has a relationship with Willie.
>>46577028>Aviation Cruiser>more useful for supporting actual carriers than anything else, though.This desu. If you're not going to convert entire cruiser/merchant hulls into more flight decks, then you can relegate scouting and ASW patrols to seaplanes.
>>46577069>all you need to do to be sentient is pass the Turing testKek
>>46577041I was within like 1000 yards of her, running straight on. I just fucking suck at getting the TDC stuff right usually. I missed her rudder by about ~10 feet.THEN SHE SHOT AT ME WITH HER FUCKING 14 INCHERS AND MISSED SUCK IT KONGOU
>>46577076Oh, hey there Adolf.... The fuck did you get a computer?!>>46577085... While she's clinging to him?!
>>46577085True, but guess who else has a relationship with Willie.Arizona.
>>46577076You're supposed to be exterminating Jews, not Greeks.
>>46576935Right, but how do I know which of the duplicate posts is mine? Can I check multiple boxes, and have it delete just mine?
>>46577072> Arizona didn't specify that this was supposed to be one-on-one time. She heavily, HEAVILY implied it. Hopefully she'll be understanding that we have other responsibilities.
>>46577085Guess who has a relationship with Willie already, and happens to be where we're going anyway.Arizona.
>>46577085>>46577120...We need to take Willie. >[X] Take Willie with you - she seemed to have quite a fright, and you *are* her Admiral.We're supposed to take care of ALL the girls remember?
>>46577071So basically just shoot your fish right down her course through the worm turns, rather than the traditional perpendicular intercept? I'll give it a try I guess.
>>46577132Or Willie Dee can watch.
>>46576953>>46577006>>46577109>These people confusing sentient and sapient.This triggers me.
>>46577126https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greek_ResistanceI especially love the description of the Greek Resistance being the fiercest of all the resistance movements.
>>46577132>She heavily, HEAVILY implied it. Hopefully she'll be understanding that we have other responsibilities.I'm pretty sure she'll be cool with it. Especially once she sees how scared poor Dee is.
>>46577163THEN EXPLAIN THE DIFFERENCE TO THEM SHITFACED FUCKHEAD
>>46576488How the fuck did you not die there? You were surrounded by destroyers at close range, with a merchant vessel also boxing you in. And you were lit up by a spotlight, too. All it'd take is for one of those fuckers' 5" guns to hit you, and you couldn't dive. One hit below the waterline, and you're fucked. Hell, at that range, their AA guns could kill your gunners and spotters. Was the merchant vessel armed?
>>46577085You really think Arizona would be happy we ditched Willie when she was traumatized?
>>46577151Best done around 700~ yards, to be honest. watch out for duds!
>>46577151Yeah that's what you should do with an S-turner. But usually they only start S-turning when you miss a torp from a side shot, so it's better to just disengage at that point and not waste any more torps if you can't outrun the ship you're hunting.
>>46577109>a man can't love a heuristic algorithmPleb
>>46577167>I especially love the description of the Greek Resistance being the fiercest of all the resistance movements.*Citation needed*
>>46577198Sentience is awareness of one's environment. Sapience is being self-aware; the ability to think and reason.Most animals and anons are sentient. Human beings are sapient.
Easy, we promise AZ another date since we had a cute interloper join in this time.
>>46577163It was neither sentient nor sapient. It had no proper awareness of its surroundings or capacity for perception in general beyond being fed input data, so it's not sentient.
>>46576605It looks like you got sizable holes at roughly the waterline, plus another two holes above the waterline. How did you not sink from that? Way too much flooding, and all to one side, too.
>>46577215As the guy who made the suggestion, I find it easier to execute this over letting the prey escape. Sometimes I try emerging for the lulz just to see how much I can take.>>46577208Not him, but iirc most merchants of all classes are armed with an AA gun and a 4 incher.
>>46577208Vanilla Silent Hunter is pretty unrealistic. I've won gun duels with multiple DD's.
>>46577248DATZ A REAL KUNNIN PLAN B0SS
>>46576295>[x] Leave Willie with someone else - you doubt Arizona will be happy having her around, even if she *is* quiet. She does tend to be a walking disaster.Sorry Willie, but the baking thing is personal time.Let's leave her with Shimakaze.
>>46577291For a Greenskin, certainly.
>>46577304Or not since I'm terribly late.
>>46577253Yeah but those degenerates were using sentient to mean sapient, and that CANNOT BE ALLOWED.
righto, start of deito will be in a new thread obviously~
>>46576295>[X] Take Willie with you - she seemed to have quite a fright, and you *are* her Admiral.Even a walking disaster can't do that bad.
>>46577304>Let's leave her with Shimakaze.Do you really want to see what happens when Willie gets attached to a JATO unit?
>>46577400PLANEFAGLORD CLIVE SHIPBOY WHEN
>>46577400Obviously. We are taking Willie with us, yes?
>>46577424HMS Terror and Erebus Monitors when?
[x] Leave Willie with someone else - you doubt Arizona will be happy having her around, even if she *is* quiet. She does tend to be a walking disaster.It's date-time. Daughteru can hang out with uncle Hate until Arizona has her way with her Admiral.
>>46577441NOBAD ESSEXSTAY AWAY FROM WILLIE
>>46577450...you know, you're not even worth slowpoke.jpg for this one...
>>46577510Wrong Erry and Terry.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erebus-class_monitor
>>46577510Not the bomb ships, the Erebus class monitors that were built in 1916 and served in both world wars. HMS Erebus was at Omaha and provided fire support.
>>46577450>>46577540>>46577557That turret, though...
i wonder if our stalker will be watching us while we put a bun in arizona's oven?
>>46577607I am STEALING this pic.
>>46577607Dude, she'd join in lets face it.
So which one won?
>>46577601Well, they were built to bombard land targets, not other ships.They were built around that concept, so they would look a little bit weird.
>>46577684No one won. We all lost.
>Reading Kongou Quest and trying to catch up on the omakes>Get to the love letterWho wrote Kongou Quest again? I didn't know there was a girl in the writefag cabal, because this thing is *dripping* in estrogen.
>>46577764Not enough DESS.
>>46577764There is, and she wears some tight jeans and sidetie panties
>>46577764>Kongou QuestThis is the first time i've heard of it.
>>46577764Catte did. She's a trap
>>46577450Word has it one of them fucking bought it in London, back at the beginning of all this fucking shit.
>Shoukaku-fags voting to bring Willie on date with Arizona.>>46577868Was April Fools Day thing.
>>46577540The Terror (monitor) was used - and sunk - in a writeup already. The Erebus remains unaccounted for, however.
>>46577776Praise the Emperor.
>>46577868http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/46401180Someone was running a omake quest starring Kongou. planefag tweeted it out that day.
>>46577911Terry is dead?
>>46577911Terror was sunk? I must have missed this.
>>46577938Terror the monitor, not Terror the pirate radio ham.
>>46577911Wait, what? Really?
>>46577884And if her sister (assuming it was Erebus that died in London) is still sailing around now, she might be in danger of a little blue-on-blue once the memo regarding the Abyssal telemarketer is circulated to all naval bases with ship-people on them...
>>46577938The monitor, not the bomb ship
>>46577938The monitor bearing her name is dead (again), yes.
>>46577886>implying Arizona would approve of neglecting Willie>implying She wouldn't try to help Willie>implying being good to Willie won't earn you points.if anything those votes are doing Arifags a favor.
>>46577938>Terry is dead?The Abyssal Terry is still alive (unfortunately).
>>46577963>>46577974Good.What's with Erebus and Terror being so common anyway?Do they have family reunions or something?
>>46577978No. We're no longer the only ones that would help Willie. She has more friends now.
>>46577764AYY LEWDS GOT HALLEY BANNED, TALLY ME BANANA
>>46577776>All Guardsman Party is being storytiemed right nowPraise the Emperor!Even if He's a Redditor!
>>46577978You have to remember how much Ari fought for that cupcake making session though. We need to promise a second session of her choice.Would Ari like to go on a date to somewhere? Where would she like?
>>46577999Erebus is the personification of darkness in Greek myth, after all.Also nice strongest trips.
>>46578006But she was clinging to us, right there after being traumatized, and ditching her would likely do us no favors with Ari if she found out about it after the "date".
>>46578039IT IS?!OH HELL YES. ABANDONING KCQ FOR AGP.
As the person who just posted: >>46577971I should have hit the update button before I hit post.>>46577911At least if Erebus-the-monitor is still around, she wouldn't be in danger of a little friendly fire due to misidentification regarding her name... because Terror didn't out her partner's identity when she rung up Settle and Yokosuka's CIC...
>>46578043We should take Ari to go see the Mikasa.I'm sure Arizona would appreciate the oldest surviving predreadnaught
>>46577999The originals served with quite a bit of distinction. Both fought in England's wars and had upstanding records. When their services in war were no longer required, they served as exploration ships and advanced England's causes that way. They became the first - and only - bomb ships to have volcanoes named after THEM rather than the other way around. When the time came to explore the Arctic, they were the natural choices. They were upgraded with steam engines and iron plating for the ill-fated Franklin Expedition, where they were trapped in ice and lost all hands to a combination of lead-tinned rations, exposure, starvation, and cannibalism. When a new class of ship was made to fill their role (bombardment), it was only natural that the two most distinguished ships of the preceding class get successors.
>>46577911In what writeup? I don't remember any mentions of Terror/Erebus outside your writeups.
>>46578100We already did tho.With Willie, even!It was adorable.
>>46578100It's been done.
>>46577999>a few days later
>>46578115Oh for just one time, I would take the Northwest Passage, to see the hand of Franklin stretching towards the Beaufort sea.
>>46578100We did that with Willie, mate.Hate, Desdiv 6 and Tenryuu were also there, and we witnessed Willie's combat prowess in action.
>>46578100Then Arizona will tease us about liking older women.
>>46578100We did already... it's why Mikasa visited us in a dream later on most likely...
>>46578124Willy really is daughter zoned for Arizona.
>>46578100Do you see how the OP has the archives listed?That's so you can read the past threads and not say stupid shit like this.
>>46578006Didn't Ari starte falling when she saw we'd be there for our ships? Passing Willie off to someone else would certainly betray that.
>>46578178Think Willy will be happy joining pappa and mamma in making cup cakes?Or just cling to papa while they make cup cakes?
>>46578178>Didn't Ari starte falling when she saw we'd be there for our ships? Passing Willie off to someone else would certainly betray that.I disagree.Stop whining about this, anon.
>this fucking updatechrist, we will be going till 1:30 or 2 AM tonight, my apologies ahead of time, this is getting long
>>46578141https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVY8LoM47xIHmm.For maximum potential troll, I put forward the idea for Settle to modify his answering message to play that tune for when somebody tries to leave a message on his phone...Then put out a memo for everybody on base to do the same.>Terror tries to play phone tag again>...the fuck is this
>>46578237I welcome this so much.
>>46578249Try the Marie Ellen Rise Again.
>>46578237No biggie. Just means I can get a few games of WoW in. They have an event to work towards the Yamato faster this weekend.
>>46578178>we'd be there for our shipsAnd that's exactly what we're doing with Willie. Arizona will understand.
>>46578237It'll be long, huh?
>>46578237West coast best coast
>>46578237Odd when that happens, eh?>You sit down to type, and suddenly everything just flows out from your mind, through your fingers, onto the keyboard, and into a text document?
>>46578249Allegedly Northwest Passage just confuses Erry and Terry, apparently because they think only Canadians like the song, or them because of it.>that feel when as red blooded American as you can get and still like Stan RodgersErry and Terry need to get with the times.
>>46578209How is it whining to point out the facts of what has happened.The only whiners I see here are waifu-fags who are pissed that some of us are able to think a little deeper, remember important shit, and not forget we need to try to keep ALL our ships happy, including Willie.
>>46578276>They have an event to work towards the Yamato faster this weekend.>still no kraut bbs
>>46578305Wait until Canadian start feeding them hearty breakfast of pancakes and sunny side up eggs and dress them in cute tourist guide dress for the northwest passage.
UPDATAN. new thread
>>46578316>How is it whining to point out the facts of what has happened.Those aren't facts, just your belief in what will happen.The vote has already been called and you're beating a dead horse here for some reason, I guess in order to attack what you believe are "waifu-fags" or something. Get over yourself.
>>46578341Let's be real for a moment: even if you got them to go to Canada, how much do you think they ever want to go near that ice again? It'd be like making Titanic the tour guide to a polar enclosure.
>>46578202Willie gets to eat the extra icing and lick the batter off the spatulas.
>>46578333They're adding batches of new ships, so German BB's, so Biscuit and Prince can't be too far off.
So is the new thread up?
>>46578379 NEW THREAD UP