I got this new mace. Help me Identify it /tg/.
Thats a sap, stupid. Its too soft to be a mace
>>46536645That's not a mace it's a throwing hammer enchanted to increase range, it's an epic level enchantment too, this thing can be thrown thousands of feet, possibly miles.
>>46536690A throwing hammer of returning, I might add.
>>46536724Only if it doesn't hit anything and you have the required reagent of seeds
That's no Mace thats a Falchion.
>>46536645It's a Fowl Mace of Flying, +2. Readily identified by the blue color and the beak, although it might be of Flapping, I can't see the feet.
>>46536913Send help, I laughed too hard.
Rolled 1 (1d20)>>46536645I cast detect magic
>>46536645is that an animated dancing mace of pigeon +1?
>>46537075It does not appear to have any innate magical qualities
>>46537353Sleep tight, puppy
>>46537353Sleep tight, pupper.
Can anyone tell me what kind of flail is used in this video?
>>46537396Looks like a +2 Flail of Ocular Dismemberment
Risks the mace of true frailty. The mace of true frailty has only three uses before disintegration. The mace of true frailty does not apply conventional damage, instead roll a dice to see if you manage to break your targets skin. As the mace disintegrates the minimum roll required to break skin is lowered, as the disintegration of the mace has caused it to develop pointy bits. In the event of a successful roll to break skin fluids and castor materials from your mace interact with the target. Roll a dice on the desease table to determine effects.
>>46536688I love you for showing me this
>>46536645The infamous warmace of horus?
It's the CawCaw Mace but it's pretty much straight caca
Dual wielding, -2/-4 to attack rolls
>>46536645Is that a Hawkhammer or a Pigeonmace?>There actually is a famous mace in my setting called the Pigeonmace due to the business end crafted to look like a pigeon.
>>46537396>Flail of animal cruelty>Use of it enrages onlookers who wish that the wielder is beaten with a stick or at the very least arrested for their actions.
>>46538405Not everyone cares about animals like you do PETA. Thats why we made this mace and a dark and cramped macefarm. We actually have a whole line of maces ranging from hilarious to endangered to suit everyones tastes.
>>46537353>It does not appear to have any innate magical qualitieswell screw it then. A new mace is.. what.. 50 gold or something? Throw that one away and buy a new one. Preferably a magical one
>>46538677I dunno man. Shits carved well enough to be almost identical to a bird. Might be worth it to a collector or something.
>>46537396>>46537443>+2Are you serious? Look at how badly the wielder handles her balance while swinging that thing. It's a MINUS 2, at best.
>>46536679No, you're a sap.
Rolled 7 (1d20)>>46538714well.. lets find a birdmaniac then and sell the crap out of this birdmaceI roll Spot
>>4653678611/10>>46537075> Rolling to cast a spell.That's no wizard! That's a rogue with UMD! Get him!Lightning Bolt! Lightning Bolt! Lightning Bolt!>>46538848You do not see anything.>>46538817Flails are Exhotic Weapon. Dat non-proficiency penalty.
Rolled 4 (1d20)>>46538973>you do not see anythingHmm well alright. I find some sort of thing to stand on so that I stick out from the masses of people. Then I try to sell it. "Come one, come all. Todays latest and most exotic item is this rare pidgeonmace. A true masterwork of a mace with the carvings that allows it to look just like a pidgeon. The starting bid is 50 gp"And I roll a charisma roll to see if I can lure anyone in
>>46539017With one minute the street is deserted. You hear someone calling for the town guards.
>>46536645Only one thing to dofind the nearest thing and beat the shit out of itI roll to look for shit to beat up
Rolled 6 (1d20)>>46539034.. I roll to hide?
Rolled 16 (1d20)>>46539043WRONG FIELD SHIT GOD DAMNI ROLL FOR FUCKING UP THE NEAREST BREATHING THING OTHER THAN ME OR MY CLEARLY MAGICAL BREATHING SHIT BEATING STICK
>>46539045>>46539057> "STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM! YOU ARE UNDER ARREST FOR THEFT OF THE MAYOR'S FAMILY HEIRLOOM!"Well they saw you break into the building, but have successfully brained the first guard to come in after you. Seeing this the guards brandish man catchers at your in a threatening manner.> "THERE IS NO ESCAPE CRIMINAL SUM!"
Rolled 19 (1d20)>>46539079I CAST FIST
>>46539091Astonished by your awesome power, the guards fail to halt your casting. FIST goes off perfectly. When the dust settles the town and in fact all of the surrounding countryside is a glassed crater.> GGWP
>>46539120how's the mace doing?
>>46539133The mace is scared.
>>46539133The mace is awakened by your mystic might. It becomes your familiar. Enjoy your new metal bird familiar of bludgeoning.
>>46539120I loot the corpses and cast detect magic to find all the purple and orange leveled items
>>46539167There are no magic items here but your maceiliar.But then you foolishly look at one of your FISTS.You are now blind in one eye. Whoops.
Rolled 19 (1d20)>>46539194I cast FIST upon the other FIST.
>>46539222YOU MARVELOUS BASTARD, I WAS JUST ABOUT TO DO THAT
>>46539227>>46539229This power is too much for any mortal man to wield. I must destroy it in the MANLIEST way possible before these FISTS FIST us all into oblivion. For when you stare overlong (at all) into the FIST, the FIST stares back. AGGRESSIVELY.
I like this thread
It's "The Birdeath - Homing throwing blade of thousand strikes". Very deadly and accurate, but watch out for enemy armed with "Cat-Er-Pillar" and "Peanut converter".
>>46539251I cast magic missile at the fist
>>46539222>>46539227>>46539229>>46539251It is the end times.No one knows what started it all, but some claim that the greatest wizard of the last age turned magic upon itself tearing the world asunder.What is known is that at the end of the last age the walls of reality shattered and horrors from every plane of existence came streaming in.Magic is wild and some say broken, monsters that hurt to look at stalk the lands, the gods have fallen silent all prayers going unanswered.It is the end of days, and there is no hope left.
Rolled 12 (1d20)>>46539251Can i cast FIST at the other fist while the other fist also casts FIST?If so i hit them against eachother head on
>>46539319I am not thinking up response to dividing 0 by 0 by 0.Roll a new character sir you are done.
>>46539316Huh. Well it's the thought that counts right?
Rolled 6, 3 = 9 (2d6)>>46539316I CAST FIST ON THE END TIMES
Rolled 11 (1d20)>>46539362FUCK GOD DAMN SHTI FUUUUCKI ANGRILY AND CORRECTLY CAST FIST ON THE END TIMES
>>46539371SHIT, THE END TIMES ARE HERE TO STAY I GUESS GG.
>>46539371The End of Times casts Fist on you instead. You explode in every direction possible, each diminutive part of you becoming a new star or a world. You are now the Beggining of Existence.
>>46539362>>46539371As magic was broken by the last muscle wizard, there was no one to teach you the subtle ways of FIST.You punch the ground in the middle of the kingdom sized FIST shaped crater that is believed to be the centre of the event that ended the last age.Your hand hurts now.Also your everything hurts now because eldritch entities are chewing on you.
>>46539316I'd run this setting. Build up the reason for everything being so fucked up as some great mystery. Only to finally reveal to my players that actually some dickhead with a pidgeon mace just cast FIST on FIST and blew up magic.
Rolled 12 (1d20)>>46539388ROLL TO SPAWN AS A MEDIUM SIZE BIRD IN THE HANDS OF OP
>>46539388This is also fine. <3>>46539395You sir! I like the way you think.
>>46539337a.. Warforged ranger with a tarrasque baby as its companion and a built in crossbow machinegun in his left arm.
>>46539410No luck on spawning as a medium sized bird, but you do appear as a mace, fashioned in the shape of such an avian creature.
Rolled 33 (1d100)>>46536645>>46539410ROLL TO SPAWN AS A MACE IN THE HANDS OF OPITS IN GODS FISTS NOW BROTHERS
>>46539400You are now a bird. Some asshole is holdng you like a mace and trying to sell you to anyone willing to pay for you.
>>46539400>>46539420>>46539425You have become an inanimate metal bird, held tenderly in OP's strong hands. You have no mouth, it's a solid metal spike, and you must scream.>>46539407Go home Guts, you are drunk.
>>46539420>>46539424>>46539431>>46539425>>46539424oh sweet, nvm thenarlight OP you got your answerIn the end your mace was the remnints of a powerful wizard that used his magic to rip apart magic itself, causing a massive cataclism that ended the previous age. That mace is the remnants of that wizard. Your mace is named FIST, treat it well
Rolled 1 (1d1)>>46539436roll to confirm
>>46539436...it does not appear to have any innate magical qualities, though
Rolled 12 (1d20)>>46539448looks good, gg>>46539454Rolling for sexual magic properties
>>46539454Well duh, he ripped apart magic, including his own
>>46539462alright I guess I'll go fuck myself>>46539466This is true
>>46539436>>46539454And there we go. Fun game everyone, same time next week?>>46539462Roll for anal circumference and then fall down and cry.
>>46539436>>46539454>>46539466Welp, i guess I can go ahead and declare best thread on /tg/ right now
>>46539533There, now it's official.
>>46536645Mace of hand-full-of-bird-shit.
>>46539436>>46539448>>46539454>>46539462>>46539466>>46539469>>46539470>>46539533>>46540381I got this new mace. Help me Identify it /tg/.
>>46542565>jpg for text heavy image>Yotsuba B>huge letters>no google search buttons>no improved thumbnailsYou'll never reach level 20 like this.
>>46543115>>46542565>both of you keeping the announcement in the screencapshameful
>>46543115>google search buttons>improved thumbnailsHow?
>>465443194chanX comes with a number of advantages.