Twitter: @PanzerCrusaderFinally, I've been transferred to the school of my dreams! Panzer Academy is filled with so many cute tank girls! But to stay here, I need to bond with a tank girl and become her commander. A harem is practically impossible since a tank girl will immediately become jealous once you choose one. And once I've chosen that special girl, only a trial of fire by battling the other tank girls can solidify that bond.Today, I'll find the one tank girl with the best armor, the best gun, but most importantly.. The best heart.
>>46406228I'm Ace and this is my first day at Panzer Academy. The rumbling of treads and engines rattle the school grounds like an earthquake. The first girls that greet me are..Sherman-Chan, T-34-san and finally Panzer IV-sama? All the famous medium tanks of WW2!
>>46406261"пpивeт кoмaндиp!" .. I have no idea what that T-34 just said. I wasn't much of a fan of communism or Stalin. But her F-34 76mm gun is great against other medium tanks, but not so much against the big cats like the Tiger.
>>46406281"Hey Commander!~ We're the student council! Welcome to Panzer Academy!" The Sherman says. Although she's just a basic model with the 75mm, I can't deny the appeal of an American machine. Not to mention her HVSS suspension!
>>46406296"Allo Kommandant!" The Panzer IV is unimaginably cute, she's fitted with the KwK 40 L/48. With the longest barrel of the council and the best penetration, she's too good to pass up!
>>46406312Should I make my choice here and now and choose one of them to be my tank? I could explore a bit and go for some unorthodox choices like the girls from Japan or Italy, or I could go after the big prize like obtaining a big cat like the Tiger or Panther. Whatever my choice, I only have until the end of the day to choose..>Choose T-34-san, the stoic Russian?>Choose Sherman-Chan, the ecstatic American?>Choose Panzer IV-sama, the tsundere German?>Other
>>46406361>Choose Sherman-Chan, the ecstatic American?FREEDOM
>>46406361Decide to explore the school instead
>>46406361I want the germa! We need REAL GERMAN STEEL
>>46406361>>Choose Panzer IV-sama, the tsundere German?
>>46406361These choices are all shit.>Other>Choose M41 Walker BulldogT-34 worst girl and a slut
>Choose Panzer IV-sama, the tsundere German?Krupp Steel can't be melted by jet fuel.
I feel like I've seen your art somewhere else on 4chan before, OP
>>46406361BUY AMERICAN! #!!!
Voting period is over!>>46406570You have! Myself and notapaladin are working together.
>>46406449>>46406481>>46406515>>46406548>Choose Panzer IV-sama"I.. I CHOOSE YOU PANZER IV! Please be my tank!""Vat are you talking about, dummkopf?! I could never be a tank to a scheisse kommandant like you!" As she finishes talking, she sends a high explosive shell into the ground behind me, launching me into her cupola?!"Get out, get out!" She screams, but my fate is already sealed. I'm fighting for the Fatherland! 1/2
>>46406296>a basic model with the 75mm>HVSS suspensionWait what the fuck is this, E8s had the 76mm at minimum WHO ARE YOU
>>46406861I try to get a hold of myself, but Panzer IV-sama keeps turning her turret to wiggle me off! It feels like I'm trying to ride a bull!"If you want to choose me, you'll have to train first!"2/3
>>46406908To bond with your tank, there was four key steps to training. Driving, Gunning, Loading and finally Commanding. If I could prove how good I was at all these roles, Panzer IV-sama would be mine!Hmm, which should I start with first?>Let's drive Panzer IV to the LIMIT!>Let's gun Panzer IV to the MAX!>Let's load Panzer IV to the EXTREME!
>>46407064>>Let's load Panzer IV to the EXTREME!
>>46407064>>Let's load Panzer IV to the EXTREME!Load that bitch
>>46407064>Let's drive Panzer IV to the LIMIT!Driving's the most taxing, so we may as well get that out of the way first.>No COMMAND PANZER IV TO FULLEST>No RADIO OPERATE PANZER IV TO HELL AND BACKWhat is this shit?
>>46407165Ah, sorry, Anon. Commanding and radio operating are kind of the same and I'm saving them for after all the gunning, driving and loading.
>>46407165Baby steps, Vickie, baby steps
>>46407210But baby steps begin with having someone else drive the tank out of the vehicle shed for you, opening the engine deck yourself by hand and performing routine checks and maintenance.
>>46407064You're a real human bean, you drive
End of voting period!
>>46407255It's a very broad definition of baby steps
>>46407280>3 weeks down the line, we still need Panzer IV to waste ammunition on the dirt behind us to get into the cupola because we never learned how to mount the tank properlyWe'll have no one to blame but ourselves.
>>46407151>>46407165>>46407269>Let's drive Panzer IV to the LIMIT!I climb down to the controls of Panzer IV-sama, putting myself at the pedals and controlling both treads with the sticks! "Don't break my clutch, fotze!" With that in mind, I keep her in first gear while we stroll to the track..1/2
>>46407503The academy's track is actually a full on speedway?! I line us up with the starting line, but another tank pulls up next to us..An italian tankette? This is not what I had in mind for my first time out with Panzer IV!"Pete me, frater!" The mini tankette says, with her engine revving. I couldn't let this Italian piece of junk disrespect Panzer IV-sama, I have to drive!Roll 1d20!
Rolled 19 (1d20)>>46407568>racing in a Panzer IVShould have picked the Sherman or T-34 if we wanted to win this one.
Rolled 12 (1d20)>>46407568Do a sick backflip
Rolled 8 (1d20)>>46407568
ROLLING PERIOD OVER!
>>46407638N-N-NINETEEN!Even though Panzer IV was just a medium tank, we still had heart! "Panzer IV, I'm going to use an advanced technique that will let us go around corners faster!""Please don't break my tracks, Ace!~"Instinctively, I hit the handbrake as we hit the first corner. With the treads scraping against the concrete, we manage to keep up with the grip heavy L3/35!Unfortunately, it's albeit impossible to keep up with the tankette, her small size is akin to a sports car while I'm dealing with a sedan! "We'll never catch up at this rate, Panzer IV!" I could never hope to catch up with that tankette on the straights!"Just watch me, you schweinhund! This is how I win races!" In the turret, I hear a shell being loaded and the cannon being aligned in front of the L3/35's path.ROLL 1d100!
Rolled 74 (1d100)>>46407845
Rolled 67 (1d100)>>46407845W-why do we even need a crew member in here when the tank can do everything by herself?
>>46407931Oh. Well then. Moral support is best done from the loader's compartment, which is the most spacious, and whose occupant is generally relatively unstressed 95% of the time.
Rolling period over!
>>46407874>>46408016SEVENTY FOUR!FWOOOOOSHPanzer IV's KwK 40 launches her 7.5cm high explosive shell at the ground in front of the L3/35! KABOOM!The explosion leaves a massive crater in the track and with nowhere left to turn, the Tankette falls in!"Won't you have to pay to repair the track, Panzer IV?!""I'm the secretary, Ace! This can be repaired any time!" As we past the smoldering tankette, we get a barrage of Latin and Italian swears. Finally, we finish the lap and Panzer IV fires a shot into the air to celebrate!"Hmph, you're not such a bad kommandant after all, Ace." That much is true, but there's only two more steps left before we could battle another tank girl! Now, which should we tackle next?>Let's gun Panzer IV to the MAX!>Let's load Panzer IV to the EXTREME!
>>46408124>Let's load Panzer IV to the EXTREME!Before you fire the gun, you should learn to handle the ammunition.
>>46408124Let's slack off instead
>>46408124>>Let's load Panzer IV to the EXTREME!This sounds lewd.
>>46408124Whisper sweet nothings to Panzer IV
Voting period is over!
>>46408124>Let's gun Panzer IV to the MAX!
>>46408171>>46408140>Let's load Panzer IV to the EXTREME!I was never a strong person, and these shells weighed up to 14 pounds! I'm going to disappoint Panzer IV if I can't get a shell into her breech! "Oi, Ace. What are you waiting for? Pick up a shell and load the cannon! You're not a weakling are you?""I, uh.." I gulp. Arms please hold out!Roll 1d20!
Rolled 7 (1d20)>>46408329
Rolled 14 (1d20)>>46408329
Rolled 19 (1d20)>>46408329
ROLLING TIME IS OVER!
>>46408370>>46408366>>46408356NINETEEN!THUMP! Even my lanky arms are able to lift the shell into her breech! With one final push..CLANK! The gun is loaded and she's ready to fire!"Now, do you know how to gun, Kommandant? I bet you couldn't hit the broadside of a barn if you tried!" Lucky for me, Panzer IV-sama had such good optics compared to T-34-san or Sherman-Chan! 1/2
>>46408454"Just you wait, Panzer IV-sama!" I aim for the one thing in sight, a wooden mockup of a T-34!"With one pull of the trigger..ROLL 1d20+5
Rolled 2 + 5 (1d20 + 5)>>46408507
Rolled 7 + 5 (1d20 + 5)>>46408507
Rolled 15 + 5 (1d20 + 5)>>46408507
Rolled 1 (1d20)>>46408507
Rolling time is over!
>>46408561TWEEEEEEEEEEEENTY! FWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH!I send the shell directly into the target, shattering it into a dozen of wooden chips!".. You're ready, Ace." "We're going to face the council now, aren't we?""If we lose, Ace, you're going to get kicked out of the academy! So don't lose!"Panzer IV radios the rest of the council into the school's battlefield. This would be my last test of faith, could I command Panzer IV and defeat the council? 1/2
>>46408643"Ace, check my storage bins, there's a uniform that I want you to wear!"Inside the bin lies an authentic German WW2 Uniform! "You really believe that we can do this, Panzer IV-sama? Because I believe we can do this!""If I'm with you, Ace, we can take on anybody! Now it's time for you to COMMAND!"Over the radio, Sherman-chan and T-34-san are ready to rumble.."Look at this newcomer, he's already tamed Panzer IV! I'll make you regret not choosing FREEDOM, you nazi Ace!" Sherman shouts."Cyкa Блять!!!" T-34-san is pretty jealous too.I have to win, for myself and Panzer IV!2/3
Rolled 79 (1d100)rolling to rape loli with their panties on my head
>>46408739"They're flanking us from both sides!" This wasn't good, even though we were 1 versus 2, they had the number advantage. But we had the advantage of two minds working together! I know the Sherman is more likely to bounce if we face her, but we'll need to take out the T-34 in a duel right after. "Choose quickly, Ace! We need to blitz them before they kill us!">Go after the Sherman first?>Go for the kill on the T-34?>Other
>>46408805other DO THE BALLROOM BLITZ
>>46408805360 degree spin and shoot both of them while rushing forward
>>46408805Drive closer and hit them with your sword
VOTING PERIOD IS OVER!
>>46408826>>46408867"Drive me closer, Panzer IV! I've gotta hit them with my sword!" I unsheathe my ZWEIHANDER and prepare myself to clash with Sherman-chan!VROOOOOOOOMAt a full charge, Sherman-chan heads straight for us while firing high explosive at us to disrupt our attack!When we close under ten meters.."HIYAAAAAAAAAAH!" I chop Sherman-chan's barrel off! "Y-you.. YOU CHEATED YOU NAZIS!" Sherman-chan routes off the field, leaving only ourselves and the Russian menace."Eшьтe дepьмo!!!" I don't think I could pull off another charge like that, so I have to rely on Panzer IV for this next duel!"Let me take care of this, Ace!" Panzer IV preps her cannon to fire armor piercing..One last alignment and it would be all over.All I had to do was believe.ROLL 1d100!
Rolled 3 (1d100)>>46408984We have such skills!
Rolled 71 (1d100)>>46408984Critical Hit
Rolled 99 (1d100)>>46408984
Rolled 71 (1d100)>>46408984
Rolled 58 (1d100)>>46408984
Rolled 15 (1d100)>>46408984wuhtaaaahh!
>>46409052... NINETY NINE!FWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH!Panzer IV manages to hit T-34-san right in her ammo rack, completely annihilating her in one shot!With T-34-san and Sherman-chan eliminated, I've finally become a COMMANDER! "I only did this because I like you, dummkopf!"".. Thank you, Panzer IV."===
Alright that's it for Tank-Ai Quest!Happy April Fool's!
>>46409123hurray! I love you op
Bonus Sherman-chan with Cowboy hat.
Wait, why didn't we just run up to tanks and hitting them with our swords from the start
>>46409123Thanks Notapaladin, hope to see you in another draw quest.
>>46409200ayyy. But I'm not the writer for this one though. I just drew the images