Merc Command !3QUDPTn2Js No new news today, besides it being April Fools. Hyped for the new incursion content coming for the Division, though! Pity it's releasing the same day as DS3...---Twitter: https://twitter.com/MercCommandArchive: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Kantai%20Collection%20Pacific%20StrikeOther Quests: http://pastebin.com/sYpqmWZgYou are the former United States Navy warship USS HOEL, now returned as a shipgirl and ready to kick Abyssal ass!Currently, you and the rest of the fleet were assaulting the island of Midway in an effort to take it back from the Abyssals. The Abyssal super-battleship Tanager was temporarily taken out of the fight thanks to some pinpoint fire from you, and MULBERRY of all ships joined the fray, landing on the beaches alongside the Marines, which caused the Abyssals to-"All right, CUT! That's a wrap for today, girls!" Oh well, nevermind all that.(cont)
>>46403706Merc Command !3QUDPTn2Js Twitter: https://twitter.com/MercCommandArchive:http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Cyberpunk%20Idol%20Management%20QuestOther Quests: http://pastebin.com/zDJSf53zYou are COLE, an idol of Clover Entertainment!And right now you've wrapped up filming for the day for this very very, silly show, of which you had somehow landed the lead role. Honestly, you wouldn't have been bothered, even with the show's extremely silly premise, if it didn't CONSTANTLY REQUIRE YOU TO WORK ON OR NEAR LARGE AMOUNTS OF WATER ALL THE TIME.FUCK WATER. ARRRRGGGHHH.FUCKING DAD."Aaaaaah, finally!" Julie smiles as she shucks off the Rig prop she was wearing on her back. "My back was killing me!" "Good job, today, girls." Rochelle smiles as she swaps her glasses. She always wore a different set while filming, even though it was identical to her old one, for some weird fucking reason. "The Producer says there's no more jobs for today, so we've got the rest of the day off. Filming continues same time tomorrow.""Sooooooooo." Julie prods you in the side with her elbow. "Got any plans, tonight, Cole?""We know you're planning something." Melissa adds, poking you with her cybernetic finger.>Just gonna spend some time with Dad, that's all!>Was gonna help Kaneda beat up a rival gang.>Was gonna go do SCIENCE stuff with my big sis.>Gonna hang out with (SPECIFY).>Other
>>46403717>"Aaaaaah, finally!" Julie smiles as she shucks off the Rig prop she was wearing on her back. "My back was killing me!"One would think that the weight of the rig would be counter balanced by the weight on Julie's chest.>>Just gonna spend some time with Dad, that's all!
>>46403717>>Was gonna go do SCIENCE stuff with my big sis.MAD SCIENCE
>>46403717>Was gonna go do SCIENCE stuff with my big sis.
>>46403717>>Was gonna help Kaneda beat up a rival gang.TUNNEL SNAKES RULE.
>>46403717>>Was gonna help Kaneda beat up a rival gang.
>>46403797>"The usual stuff, shooting stuff with electricity. Powering equipment, testing out new....clothes."
>>46403717>Was gonna help Kaneda beat up a rival gang.YES CYBERIDOL!
>>46403901>Kaneda got Cole a Biker outfit that provides protection, looks sexy, and wants us to wear it.
>>46403717>Was gonna go do SCIENCE stuff with my big sis.Live, from /tg/, it's FRIDAY NIGHT (again)It's April fools. If you haven't seen all the shit out there yet, you're behind the times.
>>46403717>Just gonna spend some time with Dad, that's all!
>>46403717>>Just gonna spend some time with Dad, that's all!I want to see the Producer.
>>46403706>>Was gonna go do SCIENCE stuff with my big sis.Merc, you are magnificent bastard. I READ YOUR QUEST.
>>46403966>implying that nobody else in Cole's family got her a bike and a biker outfit.
>>46403717"Well, I was thinking of paying a visit to my big sis and do some SCIENCE shit with her. Been kinda a while since I've seen her." You muse."Oooooh, when are you gonna bring US to visit her?" Julie teases. "That makes her our big sister, too!""Yeah." Melissa nods. "When will you?""Hey! I'm still getting used to all this shit!" You sputter. TECHNICALLY, Vahlen wasn't your sister. In actuality, you were just a genetically modified clone of her. But well, you guess that was the closest accurate descriptor of your odd relationship.Fucking science, man. "I do find it a little funny you got her a minor part in the show." Morgan giggles as you all head to the changing room. "Yeah, well, she keeps saying we all gotta expand her horizons." You shrug. "She wants me to sciencey shit, then she's gotta make herself look like an idiot in front of a crowd.""How very sisterly of you." Rin chuckles as she pats on you on the shoulder. "Say hi to her for us, will you?""And bring back some volatile chemicals while you're at it!" Sparky adds."Sparky, she's not THAT kind of scientist." You roll your eyes.You all get changed quickly enough, as you've done it so many times at this point it's almost second nature. After wiping off all of that disgusting extra makeup they force you to put on to look good on the camera, you're out of your costume and back into your casual clothes in a matter of seconds. >Better get going right away.>You should give Dad a quick visit before going.>Say your goodbyes to the other actors.>Other
>>46404328>Say your goodbyes to the other actors.
>>46404328>>Say your goodbyes to the other actors.
>>46404328>>You should give Dad a quick visit before going.
>>46404328>>You should give Dad a quick visit before going
>>46404328>>Say your goodbyes to the other actors."Good luck with that Sci-Fi thing, Sam! I don't feel sorry for you wearing THAT suit."
>>46404389"Hahaha, very funny Cole. I'll make sure you get a part on that too!"
>>46404430>>46404389>tmw you realize all Merc Quests are actually movies and shows in the CyberIdols Universe.>inb4 No, it wasn't fake. It was real. I am you, and you are me. I am BIG BOSS. And you are, too.
>>46404484>that spoilerAre you saying we're all Hoel? Or that we're all Sturmfuhrer? Or we're all Sam?
>>46404631No, we're all Karla.
>>46404328Merc Command !3QUDPTn2Js Sorry guys, something came up. I'll be back in a couple hours. Keep the thread warm.
>>46404669>I'll be back in a couple hoursYou ain't Merc, right
>>46404669Post it on Twitter. Verify.
>>46404631And Karla.And Alice, and Jack, and RoyAnd, while nobody wants to admit it we're Lucas, too.
>>46404669>Dirty east coastersI will stuff a Red Sox cap down your throat
>>46404732And Pierce, and Producer.
>>46404765... I like the Yankees better.
>>46404850All the more reason to do so.
>>46404850How many Red Sox caps can one man deepthroat?Let's find out
>>46404328Merc Command !3QUDPTn2Js You decide to say goodbye to the other actors. After all, it wasn't all just your fellow idols. Some girls from other companies were involved too. Like, Robin, who played Anna. Contrary to her onscreen persona, Robin was utterly professional, being dead serious off camera. Mulberry, who was pretty much just as nice as she was portrayed. Sam, funnily enough, happened to share the same real name as he role, and was also a bit more professional than her onscreen persona seemed to suggest. "Hey, Sam!" You ruffle your fellow actor's greenish blonde hair. "Done for the day?""Nah, gotta go film a few extra scenes for my other show." Sam gives a tired smile. "Nothing too much, though. Just touching up a scene."Ah, right, Sam was also doing a sci-fi show."I could get you a part in that if you'd like. The Director's looking for more talent!" Sam suggests."Hahaha, I wouldn't be caught DEAD in those uniforms!" You shake your head rapidly. "Ah, well, the offer's on the table!" Sam nods before picking up her bag. It looked awfully large and heavy."Hey, you need help with that?" You frown."Nah, I'm good!" Sam waves you off. "Just some stuff for my other job.""A THIRD job?" You gasp. "Jeez, you're a busy girl.""Don't even get me started." Sam laughs again. "See ya tomorrow!""Good job today, Cole." Robin says cooly as she shuffles past, headphones on as she's out the door before you can say anything else. Real smooth operator, she was.(cont)
>>46405006Merc Command !3QUDPTn2Js "Good job today, Cole!" Mulberry, or more accurately, Maria smiles as she pats you on the shoulder. "You're starting to really grow into the role now!""Yeah, it took some getting used to." You chuckle, blushing a bit. You didn't mind Maria treating you like a kid. She sure as hell was more motherly than Mom was, that's for sure."It's especially heartening to see you getting over your discomfort regarding being near water." Maria adds."Oh no, I STILL hate the shit out of it." You shake your head. And it wasn't for petty psychological reasons. It was a legitimate weakness of yours, since you'd literally lose your powers if you got soaked."Well, you managed to act the role anyways, and that takes courage most others don't have." Maria says with encouragement. "Anyways, I'll see you tomorrow!""Ah, Cole, there you are." Dad, well, Producer during working ours, walks in, his face buried in a clipboard. "Do you mind helping me out with something really fast?">Sure thing!>Sorry, I'm running late...>Other
>>46405016>Sure thing!It better be really fast. Not that fake fast.
>>46405016>>Sure thing!We fixing something?
>>46405016>Sure thing!>>46405006>Sam nods before picking up her bag. It looked awfully large and heavy.She should be making mad dosh with all this acting. Why is still robbing banks?
>>46405107>She should be making mad dosh with all this acting. Why is still robbing banks?She does it for fun
>>46405107That might be referencing her strength (able to lift a Lance and knock out mr.knight puncher in one punch)
>>46405236But the lance was a prop made of plastic and stuff, and knocking out Jager was all acting.
>>46405343>and knocking out Jager was all acting.That what they want you to believe.....
>>46405343Nope it was all method acting. Jager was really knocked out, and they sorta realized that the footage was longer than usual.
>>46405343Considering this is the the cyberidol universe where Julie can put up a good fight/etc while being just human; who t say CIverse!Sam can't do likewise?
>>46405405Does that mean the Captain's body and identity were ripped straight from an actress who features in lots of different shows? Who is the real Tarin? Was she ever real to begin with?
>>46405426She's real in our hearts ;_;
>>46405426>The Captain has been an actress this entire time
>>46405426Well when you have access to Deniable Operations type shit, you can look like anyone...though the Captain 'may' have preferred to look like someone.
>>46405016Merc Command !3QUDPTn2Js "Sure, Dad." You grin widely. "What's up?""It's Producer when we're on the job." Dad brusquely reminds you. "Right, yeah. Sure thing, Dad!" You tease.Dad just shakes his head and decides to just get straight to the point rather than quibble with you. "We just received some good news." He continues. "The show has been approved for syndication and localization in Japan.""Cool! You laugh and then pause. "Wait a minute, so that means.... an American TV-remake of an old ass Japanese browser game, is being localized back to Japan?""Essentially, yes." Dad nods."Fuckin' weird.""Most of showbusiness is." Dad concedes. Anyways, we already have a promotional intro sequence ready to go. It's gone over rather well with test audiences, but I wanted to see what your opinion of it is, given that you're in the lead role."Well, show it to me, then!" You proclaim.Dad simply nods as she takes out his tablet and flips the screen to you.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LxAxc5Ic2fM>It's cool!>Looks like it'll appeal to them.>Seems bit too... fanservicey?>Other
>>46405541>>Seems bit too... fanservicey?
>>46405541>>Looks like it'll appeal to them.Looks like your standard Japanese OP
>>46405541>Looks like it'll appeal to them.That's pretty tame for Japan.We didn't even get stripped fully naked during the transformation sequence!
>>46405426She's a kind, sweet young lady who just happens to always be typecast as a cold, methodical hardass. She used to loathe it, but grew to love it after doing the convention circuit a few times and likes getting to know the fans
>>46405541>>Looks like it'll appeal to them.>>Why does that girl look like Himawari?
>>46405541>Other>How the fuck did you get Himawari to leave her room?
>>46405006>my other jobIt's time to sneaky beaky>>46405541>>Seems bit too... fanservicey?
>>46405541>Seems bit too... fanservicey?
>>46405627When she starred in Vertical Tank Show she really enjoyed it because it let her actually show emotion a few times during the show, also because she finally got to be the main girl.
>>46405541>Seems bit too... fanservicey?How did you get Himawai?
>>46405541"Seems a bit too... fanservicey." You frown. "Ya know, a bit too much focus on the butts and all.""Well, I suppose that's just due to market analysis of the local trends." Dad shrugs. "I'll pass it on. Maybe they'll change it up. How was the song, by the way?""Wasn't that bad." You shrug. "The voice sounded a bit familiar.""Niko sang it." Dad explains."No shit?" You blink. "She typically doesn't sing cutesy songs like that.""Well, like everybody else, she's been expanding her skillset." Dad shrugs. "Plus, it's the least I could do since she's the only girl I haven't been able to secure a part for in the show yet.""Right..." You nod, realizing he was right. Poor Niko."It looks like we might have an opportunity in the future, but we'll have to wait and see until then." Dad sighs. "And how about you? I know you're uncomfortable around water and all...">I can deal with it. >You're a real meanie, you know that?>Other
>>46405875>>You're a real meanie, you know that?
>>46405875>You're a real meanie, you know that?
>>46405875>>I can deal with it.Cole can totally take it!
>>46405875>>I can deal with it.
>>46405875>You're a real meanie, you know that?Pout hard
>>46405875>You're a real meanie, you know that?[puppy dog eyes intensifies]
>>46405875Has Cole toned down the amount of swearing she's been doing lately or is it just me?
>>46405940It's a sign of maturity, probably--it has been awhile since the end of CIMQ; it wouldn't be far off to assume that she has slacked off the cussing and mellowed out from being such a rancorous edgelord.
>>46405875>>You're a real meanie, you know that?How did Producer convince Himawari to join?
>>46405979It's because she has to set a good example for the new idols. Like the Fletchers actresses who are definitely from Clover.
>>46405875Merc Command !3QUDPTn2Js "You're a real meanie, you know that?" You pout the poutiest pout that you can manage, glaring at Dad."It was a calculated move, I admit." Dad's mouth gives the slightest hint of a smug grin, almost making you want to give him a little shock in revenge. "Look, Cole, two thirds of the planet is water. You'll have to face it sooner or later, or you'll always be held back by your fear.""Hmph. I'm smart enough to know that!" You grumble."Then what's there to argue about?" Dad laughs as he ruffles your hair, causing a lot of sparks to fly from the built up static charge stored in it. "Anyways, I kept you long enough. You've got other things to do today, right?""Yeah, I'll see you at home, Dad!" You tiptoe up to kiss him on the cheek (after making sure nobody was looking, of course) before dashing for the exit."Have fun, but not TOO MUCH fun!" Dad cautions right before you get out of earshot. You kick open the back door to the studio, which led straight into the parking lot where you kept your ride...>A harley, one of the classics.>One of the newer bikes so cutting edge it slices diamonds part.>Other
>>46406193>One of the newer bikes so cutting edge it slices diamonds part.
>>46406193>>A harley, one of the classics.
>>46406193>>A harley, one of the classics.Bike suit or no bike suit?
>>46403717>>46405006>Like, Robin, who played Anna. Contrary to her onscreen persona, Robin was utterly professional, being dead serious off camera. Oh, Merc you tease! Neither Anna nor Robin are real operators, whether it be in The Division or RPG. :^)
>>46406248Is the one with glasses Rochelle/Portland?
>>46406193>>One of the newer bikes so cutting edge it slices diamonds part.Edge!!!
>>46406193>A harley, one of the classics.
>>46406193>One of the newer bikes so high end it doesn't even touch the groundHoverbikes yeah!
>>46406193Merc Command !3QUDPTn2Js You grin as you slide your hand along the smooth surface of your relatively new Harley. It wasn't a true "classic", in the sense that it was one of the actual original bikes from a few decades ago, but this one followed the same design sensibilities, albiet with a few modern improvements. It wasn't exactly as high tech as those real fancy ones Japanese corps like Toha were putting out, but the simple and robust design was more than enough for your needs.Plus the lack of electronic components meant damage to bike would be limited if you ever got a bit "excited" while you were riding it. Of course, Dad was FURIOUS when he found out you bought it. After all, statistically, motorcycles were far more dangerous to drive, but shit, given where you came from, you're lucky you even survived to this age, so fuck statistics! You bought the bike with your own hard earned income, and even went through the trouble getting fully and legally licensed to operate a bike, so Dad wouldn't have any room to complain. You're pretty sure he still hasn't quite gotten over it. Anyways, you were running late! You put on your jacket and helmet before mounting the bike and revving it up. Your helmet's build in display then shows you the predicted GPS-guided route to your big sister's lab.The Harley's engine roars, hungry for speed.>HIGHWAY TO THE DANGER ZONE>You should just ride normally.>Other
>>46406493>>HIGHWAY TO THE DANGER ZONE
>>46406493>>HIGHWAY TO THE DANGER ZONEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yK0P1Bk8Cx4
>>46406493>>HIGHWAY TO THE DANGER ZONEPull a wheelie?
>>46406493>HIGHWAY TO THE DANGER ZONE
>>46406493>>You should just ride normally.
>>46406493>implying Cole's normal riding isn't already DANGER ZONE level
>>46406493>You should just ride normally.The DANGER ZONE is for when we tear through the Tombs at completely unsafe speeds with Kaneda's gang.
>>46406493The gate to the parking lot is barely open a sliver before you blitz through like a an X-wing going on a trench run, giving the gate guard a bit of a fright as the sheer shockwave of your passing rattles the windows of his guard station. However, you're long gone by the time he can react, pulling up to the freeway to take the shortest and most direct route.AND OF FUCKING COURSE there's traffic, apparently always when YOU need to use the damn thing. However, one of the perks of motorcycles was that you could just go THROUGH the traffic, weaving effortlessly in between the various cars choking up the road. Of course, you do this all full speed, shooting past the cars too slow for you liking. Most pay you no heed, but a few angrily honk at you, no doubt totally jealous at your ability to actually get where you want in good time. Not like you could tell which car was honking at you, though, as everything seems to become a vague blur.And that's when you hear the police siren.FUCK.You turn your head back for a split second to see the signature blue and red flashing lights of the fuzz, A motorbike cop, apparently. Just your luck.>Better pull over to avoid more trouble.>He ain't ever gonna catch up to you!>Other
>>46406855>>Better pull over to avoid more trouble.
>>46406855>RUN, DAD'S GOING TO KILL YOU IF YOU GET ARRESTED! OR WORSE JENNER!
>>46406855>>Better pull over to avoid more trouble.>inb4 it's the cop we seduced in Heist Quest.
>>46406892>Implying Jenner isn't Mom by now.
>>46406855>Better pull over to avoid more trouble.At least Julie isn't here.
>>46406919>Jenner is expecting a baby VERY SOON.
>>46406855>He ain't ever gonna catch up to you!RUN. FUCKING RUN!IF DAD FINDS OUT WE ARE DEAD.
>>46406954>The wedding was very lovely. You were a flower girl.
>>46406919>>46405016>She sure as hell was more motherly than Mom was, that's for sure.Pretty sure she is Mom by now
>>46406892>>46406954>>46407008If Jenner finds out AND if she's pregnant....just hope she isn't hopped up on hormones
>>46406855>>He ain't ever gonna catch up to you!Never gonna give you up!
>>46407033Bet that Producer and everyone else had to try to find weird food that she's been craving. Pickles, Eggs, Onions, etc.
>>46406855Goddamnit! Normally the cops didn't really care about bikers weaving through traffic. Maybe they were having a slow day? Or an officer needed to fill his ticket quota? Who the hell knew. Either way, you knew you couldn't run from him, that would just make things worse.Didn't mean that you just had to sit there and eat a ticket, though...>Just be polite and accept the ticket.>You're not Rin, but you're still an idol. Maybe you can charm him!>Just one quick tase! He'll never know what hit him!>Other
>>46407171>>You're not Rin, but you're still an idol. Maybe you can charm him!
>>46407171>>You're not Rin, but you're still an idol. Maybe you can charm him!Hopefully that Succubus Magic rubbed off on us.
>>46407171>You're not Rin, but you're still an idol. Maybe you can charm him!
>>46407171>>You're not Rin, but you're still an idol. Maybe you can charm him!Incoming Nat 1
>>46407171>OtherShort out his equipment.Cops don't have EM protection, right?
>>46407171>>You're not Rin, but you're still an idol. Maybe you can charm him!>Cole>charming peopleThis ought to be good
>>46407171>You're not Rin, but you're still an idol. Maybe you can charm him!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-o_bMkzOW0
>>46407171Merc Command !3QUDPTn2Js Well, you were still an idol! You may not have Rin's skill at seduction, but you weren't the de facto leader of the Tunnel Snakes for nothing! Let's see if your charm could work on the opposite side of the law for once!>Act CUTE>Act SEXY>Other
>>46407441>>Act SEXYCole likes to be an Adult.
>>46407441>>OtherAct like yourselfit works for the fans reading this, and the other two wouldn't work for her.
>>46407441>Act SEXYTake off our helmet and swish our hair.
>>46407441>Act FRIENDLYJust be Cole. She doesn't really do sexy or cute to convincingly, does she?
>>46407490not in the traditional senses, yet people seem to think otherwise (doomed to fail)while she is sort of cute she's unused to embracing it. Her charm is more her roughish sense of personality/etc.Sexy's even worse as she lacks Rin's raw charm or Julie's big round 'charm points'
>>46407441>Act CUTEBecause Cole cannot do sexy at all.
>>46407441>>Act CUTECole would like to grow up to become sexy, but she should know she is more cute right now.
Reminder Cole is a cutie patootie.
>>46407441Merc Command !3QUDPTn2Js You sigh as you pull your bike over to the shoulder and put it into park as you wait for the cop to catch up to you. He putts up behind you and rolls to a stop, the flashing lights illuminating the immediately surroundings."Ma'am, can you please take off your helmet?" The cop asks as he dismounts. His hand wasn't on his holster, which meant he wasn't expecting trouble or anything. That was good at least.You comply and take off your helmet, making sure to brush your hair out of your face so the cop could clearly see it.>Roll 1d20
Rolled 8 (1d20)>>46407704Go time
Rolled 6 (1d20)>>46407704
Rolled 15 (1d20)>>46407704Here comes the snow!
Rolled 2 (1d20)>>46407704
Rolled 15 (1d20)>>46407704
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>>46407715>>46407718>>46407720Do we go for the sultry look with our long curls covering part of our face?
>>46407766Tears streaming down our face.
>>46407778Blood dripping from the gash above our eye.
>>46407704"Um, hey there." You wave nervously at the cop."Ma'am, do you realize that you were going a hundred twenty miles per hour?" The cop grunts. Didn't look like he really recognized you or anything. This was gonna be tricky."Sorry, sir." You frown, shifting your feet around nervously. "But, well, I was k-kinda going to see my big sis and I didn't want to be late and there so many cars and-""All right, all right, I get it." The cop sighs as he looks at you and then at your bike. "A Harley, huh?""Y-yeah." You nod, looking at the ground guiltily. "Aw hell." The cop sighs and scratches the back of his helmet. "Can very well ticket a girl with a taste in motorcycles like that. How about this, I'll let you off with a warning. Don't let me catch you speeding again, got that?""Y-yes sir!" You nod rapidly with a smile on your face. Worked every fucking time."Good." The cop nodded when he suddenly pressed his radio closer to his ear. Your electrical sensitivity picks up the signal. Apparently there was a bank robbery going on not so far away. "Have a good day, ma'am."The cop then quickly dashes to his back, mounts it, and speeds away, sirens screeching in the distance.Well, lucky you.>Back to FULL SPEED>Better take it slow for today.>Other
>>46407846>>Better take it slow for today.Bring back heists?
>>46407846>Better take it slow for today.Let's not try to push our luck.
>>46407846>>Better take it slow for today.
>>46407846>>Better take it slow for today.Well, we already closed some distance.
>>46407846>Better take it slow for today.
>>46407846>>Better take it slow for today.Let's be nice and do what the nice cop says.
>>46407846>>Better take it slow for today80 is fast enough
>>46407846>Better take it slow for today.There's a bank robbery nearby; don't want to get sucked into it by pushing our luck.
>>46407846You decide to take it nice and slow the rest of the way. Just a conservative 80 miles per hour instead. You finally reach Vahlen's lab. It was a small, modest place, nestled away in a large industrial park. It wasn't nearly as big or as nice as the stuff she used to work with back a Umbrella, but then again, you don't really see Vahlen going back there anytime soon. You park your bike and waltz up to the front door. You peel your riding glove off and press it against the palm reader next to the door, and stare at the retinal scanner at the same time. Satisfied, the door unlocks and swings in to let you inside."You're late. Again." Big Sis Vahlen tuts. "You're making quite a bad habit of this.""Well EXCUUUUUSE ME, sis!" You grunt as you close the door behind you. "I got a pretty busy schedule nowadays, if you haven't seen.""Oh yes, the filming, I'm aware." Vahlen chuckles. "It looks like we'll be working together soon. The Director put in a call for me to return next week.""No shit?" You blink. "He tell you way?""Nope, the script hasn't been finalized yet." Vahlen shrugs. "But I do have to admit, it's a very interesting experience, being on stage...""Now you know what I gotta deal with every day!" You grin. "Well, now we're delving into MY territory." Vahlen grins back. "So what would you like to know today?">I wanna see stuff explode.>Develop my powers more?>How's that genemod stuff coming along?>Other
>>46408081>Develop my powers more?>How's that genemod stuff coming along?Eh, either's good.
>>46408081>>How's that genemod stuff coming along?
>>46408081>Develop my powers more?
>>46408081>Develop my powers more?ZAP ZAP BITCHES
>>46408081>How's that genemod stuff coming along?
>>46408081>>Develop my powers more?Practical uses for Experimental Materials, Genemods that you can turn on and off, Mind Uploading into another body etc.?
>>46408081>>Develop my powers more?>>How's that genemod stuff coming along?
>>46408123>Cole uploads a copy of herself onto a computer because of "Electric Signals"
>>46408081"Well how about we work on developing my powers more?" You ask."Really?" Vahlen frowns. "Aren't you already powerful enough?""Never." You shake your head. "Gotta keep pushing those limits! It's the same for you scientists and knowledge, right?""I suppose so." Vahlen sighs but smiles. "All right, let's see what we can do. Which area do you want to improve in?">Power>Range>Endurance
>>46408244>EnduranceI kinda wish we had Magical Girl Hunter II sometime... even if it was a reboot or new setting.
>>46408244>EnduranceThis better not involve any water.
>>46408244>>EnduranceNow Cole can be a viable long-term power source.
>>46408287What if it let's Cole work in water?
>>46408324If that would occur, then she could pose quite the hazard to anyone in salt water.
>>46408244"Well, I'd like to be able to keep my powers active for longer..." You mention."Hmmmmmmm." Something seems to flash in Vahlen's eyes. The scary kind of flash. "I might have an idea...Vahlen then shuffles over to one end of her lab, where she grabs a large cable from a wall socket and begins pulling it over to an empty spot on the floor. "Um, sis? What are you planning...?" You ask a bit nervously."Well, I sort of had this idea. A theory, actually." Vahlen says as she sets down the cable on the floor. She heads over to a nearby switch and flips it, and you can see the begin glowing from live charge."What kind of theory..." You ask, getting a little more uneasy."You see, upon study, I've found that your powers derive from each of your individual cells storing a little bit of electrical charge." Vahlen says as she walks over to you. "And obviously, this charge can be eventually depleted but replenished via high calorie or salty foods.""Uh huh." You nod. You sorta knew all this already."But, I think this is something we haven't really tried." Vahlen grins. "What if you can recharge directly from a power line? Completely bypass your natural organic charge generation?""Um..." You glance down at the live cable and everything becomes clear.>OH HELL NAW>Eh, what's the worst that can happen?>Other
>>46408430>>Eh, what's the worst that can happen?
>>46408430>Eh, what's the worst that can happen?
>>46408430>Eh, what's the worst that can happen?It'll make Cole beautiful, right?
>>46408430>>Eh, what's the worst that can happen?Not like we'll blow the entire power to the City, causing total anarchy, right?
SPLIT YOUR LUNGS WITH SONG AND THUNDER
>>46408430"Eh? What's the worst that can happen?" You casually shrug as you grab the cable with your hand...>Roll 1d20
Rolled 7 (1d20)>>46408569
Rolled 3 (1d20)>>46408569Schnee!
Rolled 9 (1d20)>>46408569And rebound!
Rolled 16 (1d20)>>46408569
>>46408576>>46408580>>46408587Vahlen better be following the Scientific Method here....
>>46408597Yeah, she already tested what happens to a rat if you poke it with a live cable as a control.
Poor Cole. I gotta go to bed.Make sure she stays cute and beautiful~
>>46408569The lights flicker as you feel the electricity course through your nerves. It's not really painful or anything, but it was definitely uncomfortable. It was hard to describe, really. It was like, being made to drink too much water, or stuffing your belly with too much food. It was too much. I t was too much. You yelp as there's a bright flash and everything goes dark."Cole...?""Cole!"You groan as your eyes slowly flutter open. The entire lab was dark now, with the dim emergency lighting partially lighting up the room. Some kind of power surge?"Ugggggh, what happened?" You try to get back up to your feet but slip, only to be caught by Vahlen. "It appears the experiment was a partial failure." Vahlen frowns. "Sorry, I'm afraid I might have tried to start you off on too much voltage too fast...""Ah, well, shit happens." You grunt as you scrabble back to your feet. "It was a good try, though.""It was." Vahlen nods and pats your shoulder. "Unfortunately, it looks like we'll have to cut our experiments short until they can restore the power. How about we go get something to eat?">Yeah, that sounds nice.>Actually I was gonna go back home for dinner.>Other
>>46408669>Yeah, that sounds nice.
>>46408666Julie stop making all the other girls feel bad.>>46408669>Yeah, that sounds nice.
>>46408669>>Yeah, that sounds nice.
>>46408669>>Yeah, that sounds nice.FOOD
This only occurred to me now, but her name is Cole and her powers are totally not Cole MacGrath's.
>>46408669>>Yeah, that sounds nice.Fucking dammit, we failed?
>>46408704Alas, that is part of experimentation!
>>46408699I have no idea what you're talking about. Cole is a sweet and innocent little girl!
>>46408710but she said partial, what did we get right?
>>46408760Well, first, we didn't die. Second, we absorbed too much power. So maybe if we absorbed electricity from lower currents, we'd be fine.
>>46408699And it only took you two years and four months to make the connection.
>>46408789Actually I read CIMQ around the beginning of February.Only got into quests back in this past late November.Started with a curious look through planefag's KCQ. Merc's better btw.
>>46408669"Yeah, that sounds nice." You smile. "Where to?""Hmmm, well, I'm a little flush with income thanks to one of my patents taking off, and well, I was thinking of going somewhere a bit... upscale." Vahlen's cheeks redden a bit. "Unless you don't like that sort of thing. We can always go somewhere you want, instead!">Oh no, that sounds great!>Well, if you say so...>Other
>>46408815>>Oh no, that sounds great!Naw, let's try it if you want to.
>>46408815>Oh no, that sounds great!
>>46408815>>Oh no, that sounds great!
>>46408815>>Oh no, that sounds great!Try new things and all.Oh god, we need something to wear....>Vahlen gives Cole some of her old clothes from when she was her age. I mean it should fit
>>46408815>>Oh no, that sounds greatbonding with big sis!
>>46408795Not gonna lie, that's making me pretty hungry.
>>46408815"Oh no, that sounds great!" You assure her. "It's just, well..."You motion down to your casual jacket and pants. "I'm not exactly dressed for the occasion." "Oh, no worries!" Vahlen laughs. "I'm sure I have something that would fit you! We are physically identical, after all!"W-wearing your big sister's clothes...? You heart stops for a second at the though. This was... this was something sisters did, right...?"Oh, don't look so mortified! They're just clothes!" Vahlen chuckles as she digs through a supply closet. "Let's see... where did I keep them... ah!"Vahlen takes out two outfits, holding one in each hand. One was a black gown, while the other looked to be a suit."So which one would you prefer?" Vahlen smiles.>Suit>Gown>Just go full casual!>Other
>>46408969>GownI can't resist a good gown.
>>46408969>>GownThis is irresistible! Besides, we all know Cole always wanted to dress pretty deep down inside!
>>46408969>>GownHell with it.Besides, if anyone takes a pic of us in it, we can just say it was Vahlen wearing it.
>>46408969>GownI mean, it's not like any of the other girls will see us in it, right?
>>46409006>Besides, if anyone takes a pic of us in it, we can just say it was Vahlen wearing it.inb4 its Producer's scheme with Vahlen to make Hoe- i mean Cole to wear gown.
>>46408969>>Gown>>46409006Wouldn't be a surprise if Vahlen shows us a picture wearing the exact same thing at a prom or something, and how eerily similar they both looked.
>>46409067I rest my case.
Posting Julie's Julies.
>>46408969Hm, well, normally you'd opt for the suit, since you felt a lot safer in those, but... well... maybe this one time..."Maybe I'll try that on." You point to the gown."Perfect!" Vahlen smiles. "Now just strip down..."And with an oddly practiced flurry, Vahlen quickly strips you down and fits the gown onto you. It was... surprisingly comfortable."As I suspected, a perfect fit!" Vahlen beams. "Oh dear, this brings back quite a few memories...""What kind?" You raise an eyebrow."Oh, I wore this same gown to my first date!" Vahlen sighs with nostalgia.>Wait, dating... YOU?!>Wait, that means- EEWWWWWW>That's pretty neat.>Other
>>46409144>>Wait, that means- EEWWWWWWTime to embarrass both of us!
>>46409144>>That's pretty neat.
>>46409144>OtherDID YOU FUCK IN THIS DRESS?
>>46409144>>Wait, that means- EEWWWWWWNooooo!!! That's too lewd!!!
>>46409144>Wait, that means- EEWWWWWW
>>46409144>Wait, dating... YOU?!
>>46409144>>Wait, that means- EEWWWWWW
>>46409144"Wait, that means-" You look down at the gown, briefly considering tearing it off right then and there. "EEWWWWWWWW!""It wasn't like that!" Vahlen blushes furiously. "Going on a date doesn't automatically result in intercourse! ESPECIALLY on the first one!""Suuuuuuuuure." You glare at your big sister suspiciously. "Trying to pull one over your innocent little sister, eh?""There's hardly anything 'innocent' about you!" Vahlen huffs. "Besides, you're one to talk about dates. How about your relations with that Kaneda boy?">That's different!>CLASSIFIED INFO!>You... have a point there.>Other
>>46409295>OtherHE NEVER PUT HIS WEEWEE IN MY WOOWOO, FOR ONE THING.
>>46409295>>CLASSIFIED INFO!NOTHING HAPPENED! NOTHING!!!
>>46409295"HE NEVER PUT HIS WEEWEE IN MY WOOWOO, FOR ONE THING!" You bellow."And neither did my date!" Vahlen counters. "And that is... very interesting terminology.""Hmph! You might have a point there." You grumble. And then your stomach growls. Well, more like roars actually, and succeeds in completely breaking the tension as Vahlen begins giggling uncontrollably. "O--o-oh my!" She tries to breathe. "G-guess I'm more hungry than I thought." You take your turn to blush in embarrassment. "All right, let's go then!" Vahlen smiles as she takes your hand."So uh, where are we going?" You ask as she leads you to the door."Well, there's this place that's starting to serve Lunar Steak. Apparently it's from cows raised on the Moon, where the lower gravity increases the fat content in the meat...">And that's it for the April 1st Special! Hope you enjoyed it! Probably would have transitioned back to KanColle in the middle but the current state of the board seems to have chased off a lot of people, so we'll just return to our regularly scheduled KanColle next week! And don't forget Infinite Stars on Saturday!>And as always, since we've got posts leftover you're free to Q&A on anything you're curious about! I'll try to answer within reason!
>>46409412Thanks for the run Merc! See you tomorrow.
>>46409412Hopefully, it'll all go back to normal by tomorrow. G'night, Merc.
>>46409412Thank you for today Merc!
>>46409412Thanks, Boss!And DkS3 is more important than The Division, even if I love both of them.Just play it so I can invade you
>>46409412Woo! Tanks for the run! It's honestly great to see the CIMQ around again, and the memories will remain unforgettable!
>>46409412Have Producer and Jenner consummated yet? Are they expecting children anytime soon?
>>46409482Yep! I like checking in on them once in a while!>>46409528Well, they've certain "done it", but did they go all the way? That's still a mystery...
>>46409412I passed out dammit. i was so looking forward to this.I loved Cimq, though how did the producer convince Himawari to join that anime?Also how did Vahlen join acting?
>>46410828>I loved Cimq, though how did the producer convince Himawari to join that anime?>Also how did Vahlen join acting?The Producer has his ways!
>>46409585Mind if I just ask what that drawing is and what's the context?
>>46411084Will we see more of these acting events of CIMQ? Sorry I passed out Merc, but i didn't realize i passed out.Also how about Jenner? I know the producer has his ways but how did she became a part of this?
>>46411084I'm surprised Vahlen even dated, he seemed the type to only think about science stuff.So did she do anything with the dress on those dates?
>>46411084Did Hoel see what was under the BB's shirts with her radar?
>>46411155it was Halloween, and P-san took up the challenge at being more obscene.
>>46411084>>46409585Poor Niko. Even Sparky and Himawari get more screentime.
>>46413630One day, Niko will have a scene.
>>46411284>Will we see more of these acting events of CIMQ?Well, considering I've done a couple of CIMQ specials in the past, it's not completely out of the question.>>46411338>I'm surprised Vahlen even dated, he seemed the type to only think about science stuff.>So did she do anything with the dress on those dates?Well yeah, that's why even Cole was a bit surprised. Also, Cole was right to suspect Vahlen did nasty things with that dress. She held someone's hand while wearing it, the monster.>>46412777>Did Hoel see what was under the BB's shirts with her radar?Well, she's not confirm THAT out loud now, or they'd kill her!>>46413630>>46414839One day!
>>46415276So what convinced Jenner to play part in tis tv-series?I mean, aren't there auditions or something?
>>46415345Well, she's just playing a bit part, so she didn't see it as too much of a problem. Plus, you know, being a secretary of an idol company, you pick up quite a few new skills here and there.And you know, Producer being the dashingly persuasive fellow he is.
>>46415790Is Iowa and Red who also played a part in Sw89 are also idol actors?Do their personalities also reflect their played parts? >>46415276We know Vahlen is a monster when she suspected intercourse instead of hand-holding. or does that make Cole a lewd girl for thinking hand holding first instead of intercourse?
>>46415915>Is Iowa and Red who also played a part in Sw89 are also idol actors?Maybe they are!>or does that make Cole a lewd girl for thinking hand holding first instead of intercourse?Who knows. Everybody is secretly lewd inside!
>>46415276Who will even date Vahlen?
>>46417284Lotta fish in the sea...Though honestly it'd be someone as hopelessly nerdy as she is.
>>46416851Except for Lucina and maybe Char?Will we ever visit that place again. I like playing with balls.
>>46417791Or that guy who was playing with the robots, in the space quest.
>>46417693I might run a few more GBFQ spinoff threads in the future!
>>46418953Hurray1Will it involve our Balls or someone else?Oh now that Try is finished what did you think of it?How did it feel that you called the Mobile Armor, before it was released in the anime and appeared first on the quest.
>>46419124Might run it from Holly's PoV this time!Plus a Mobile Armor being involved at some point wasn't a difficult extrapolation to make.
>>46419368Interesting the Ball user, and the one who made our balls. Sounds fun for a small spinoff.I hope we can kick the red head kid from try's ass
>>46418953I'd be down.