TWITTER: twitter.com/planefagARCHIVES: https://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/kant-o-celle-quest-a-kantai-collection-game-transcribed-from-4chan.345865/ The questions keep rolling in like merciless tides of crude engrish crashing on the beach of your patience, blood flow slowly shutting down to your hand as Arizona crushes it tightly. >talk please>TALK>use your word power girl>are you sure she's american? so skinny>tits too small>yeah blonde hair is american>she's irish>FLAT IS JUSTICE FLAT IS JUSTICE FLAT IS JUSTICE>Arizona: contacts or glasses?>sing for us please>she should wear glasses>big tits best tits 'merica go home>but can she bongo the kongo? >can you sing with kongou?>duet time! >ROW ROW ROW YOUR BOAT: TOGETHER>i'd row into her boathose if you know what I mean>SING>please talk >she's shy!>this isn't anime retards she's just pissed off>SHY>GLASSES, NOW>so shy>TALK TALK TALK TALK TALK>sing kookaburra with shoukaku!>that's a kingfisher not a crane you retardThe torrent of ribald commentary continues till Arizona steels herself - with a breath so slight you'd miss it were you not looking for it - and releases your hand. She grasps her throat gently and shakes her head, then returns to a stance suspiciously close to parade rest - cold, cool, formal.
>mute?>broken voice?>THE PERFECT WOMAN>new waifu confirmed>she's perfect wife if she also lies still OH WAIT>I'd slam my bomb into her deck >so moe>MUTE MOE>theme of next anime season confirmedKongou leans forward, squinting intently - trying to fish out a new question instead of crass follow-ups to the last one. “HEY ARIZONA ARE YOU-” she pauses, scanning - “STILLANGRYABOUTPEARLHARBooooh *dess it,*” Kongou trails off. Arizona fixes the webcam with an icy glare... and then lets it melt into a sunny smile. She releases your hand to wave away any concerns. As you flex your hand behind your leg to work blood back into it, she throws an arm around Kongou companionably. “SEE!?” Kongou says, throwing up the V sign. “I'm her sempai NNOW-” Arizona's slipped her arm up and caught the loud girl in a firm headlock. Winking at the camera, she applies a vigorous noogie to Kongou as the Japanese shipgirl flails about - “NO DESS BUENO!” - giving the internet some tantalizing glimpses up her shirt in the swirls of silk. >oh my god she is best waifu>RELEASE THE DESS OR THERE WILL BE CONSEQUENCES>fags with shitty waifus btfo>GAIJIN RELEASE KONGOU OR WE KILL>die in a fire thank you >ADMIRAL GOTO WORST PRODUCER ADMIRAL SETTLE BEST PRODUCER>who is your favorite im@s admirals? >what does that even mean>kongou's still stronger>ambush tactics nice> “ambush tactics” THE FUCKING IRONY >fuck you white boy>btfo lmao gg>TWO BOMBS WEREN'T ENOUGH >admiral goto ever fought a battle?>SETTLE HOW MANY ABYSSALS DID YOU SINK AT LA>settle: did they cover up losses at LA how bad was it> “TWO BOMBS” actually it only took one to the magazine LOL
Arrived for this one
Goto sighs ever so slightly - the window of opportunity has passed. Now shutting down the stream will just make it a bigger phenomena, Verboten By The Authorities, which carries about ten times the weight with ten times worse a class of people in Japan than it does anywhere else - the video will be promulgated by otaku exclusively, burned to DVD and immortalized in awful memes. Much like Hell or the Marines mess, the only way out is through. Giving the screen a lidded-eyed look, he searches for another discussion topic. “So, Settle - what's your favorite idolmaster?” You stoneface the camera. “No comment.” “Okay. For me-” he squints. “No, I am not married.” Another squint. “Dating lives?” He puts on a Very Formal expression and regards the camera squarely. “I will only observe that the US Navy went almost twenty years without a long-range anti-surface weapon for their primary surface combatant.”“My Higgins was a Flight II boat,” you return levelly, “equipped with eight RGM-84 anti-ship cruise missiles in a pair of four-tube angled launchers amidships.” “Harpoons are for whales, Admiral Settle.”You nod sagely, closing your eyes. “Nobody knows more about whale hunting than the Japanese, it is true.” >vote: freeform. POST MORE QUESTIONS. >in-universe things to consider: Settle has some fame from The Battle of LA, every otaku in creation currently sees Goto as a real-life Producer-san and the Flat Chest Leauge is already turning out to back Arizona as the dark-horse candidate against Kongou >additional note: every bad argument/troll you have ever seen directed at US technology is probably present in force here>P.S.S: 4chan has arrived in low numbers
>>46273260>noogieArizona the ambush specialist? This is new.
>>46273260>NO DESS BUENOPfffffft
>>46273254ITS TIMESETTLE SHIT TASTE IN 2HU CONFIRMED
>>46273341talk shit get hit
>>46273304>Arizona, Kongo, what do you think of carriers?
REMINDER NAKA IS BEST GIRL
>>46273304>what do you think of Iowa?>Would you like more standard types to fight with you?>HIRYUUU FUCKING WHEREEEEE>>46273341>IMBLYIGN
>>46273254>>this isn't anime retards she's just pissed off>>46273260>“NO DESS BUENO!”This has been a beautiful venting>>46273304>“Nobody knows more about whale hunting than the Japanese, it is true.”>OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH>MORE LIKE AMERICAN LANDWHALE>SHOW US YOUR TITS>FUCK THAT SHOW US YOUR GUNS>wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww>[some poor innocent sap asking a normal question, whisked away instantly in the tide]>ARIZONA-CHAN'S BELT IS THICKER THAN DESS>[more incomprehensible emote spam]
>>46273304>Arizona, what is your favorite thing about Japan?>Do you have any hobbies?
>>46273365Surprise Naka interrupt?She could totally own the show.
>>46273360w o w
>>46273304If you could do anything different, would you?
>>46273304Marines still have Dept. of Navy on their paychecks?
>>46273254WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE LCS?
>>46273304>WHEN IS NAKA'S NEXT CONCERT?>IS SHE SINGLE?>HOW MANY ABYSSALS HAVE YOU KILLED WITH YOUR SWORD, SETTLE?
>>46273304Is it true you have a fish bowl on your cane?
>>46273392>Motorcycle Tengu patrol>Implying it's a bad thing
*sssssip*>Kongou, did you know that Starbucks will put espresso in your tea for you? Its called a Dirty Chai. You'd like it. I'm going to catch hell for this. But that sounds like a future-me problem.*sssssssssip*
>>462732547.62 OR 5.56?
Kongou what do you think about the japan of now, as compared to the Japan you were born into and the Japan in the Second World War?
>>46273304>Just how shitty IS the LCS, anyway, Settle? Give it to us straight--you're a war hero, they can't do anything to you!>Hey, Goto, why the hell did I see F-35s flying into Yokosuka last week? You Japs hidin' something?>Admiral Settle, I am a local businessman, and I wish to report that your PT corgis keep leaving "sea mines" on my doorstep every morning. Please make this stop before I am forced to... escalate matters.>REEEEEEEEEEEE 2CH GET OUT>*no question, just goatse.jpg*
I wanna troll so hard but I... can't think of a damn thing... I'm clearly not drunk enough, damn it!
To all the faggots who are yelling that making plans to refit Tats while she’s bedridden is bad and we should just let fap angle lead us by the nose: Quests are a two way street you morons. Planefag isn’t some iron fisted dictator with adamantine rails, we get plenty of opportunities for write ins precisely because sometimes, just sometimes some anons have good ideas.>>46273304> To both adm. Personal fav way to handle stress sirs?
>>46273403>coastal ship>missiles have huge ranges, so going near the coast is irrelevant and only makes you a target for superior Chinese anti-ship missilesLet's just bring back Battleships and strap a bunch of missiles to them. We don't need destroyers or frigates anymore.
>>46273304>gachiGasm HOW ABOUT THAT LEATHER BOY gachiGasm>I WANT TO TOUCH HAMPS BUTT>Can I have my car back?>DESS WHATS YOUR FAVORITE MEME>How does a shipgirl refuel at sea?>Do shipgirls have metal in there bodies?
>>46273422He means Liberal Crime Squad
>>46273304>KEINE LEWDS WHEN>something something F-35>DO YOU FEAR THE LONG DONG>Going from a destroyer to a battleship is a hell of a trade nice m8>Is it true you've sucked like, fifty dicks?
>>46273459that game fucking rules
>>46273304Which ship would have won in a fight, Iowa or Yamato?
>>46273413Eventually, no, FUCKING NONE COS HE'S A FUCKING PUSSY.
>>46273304Why hasn't the US been summoning back their Kanmusu? They had a huge-ass Navy, surely they have the resources to do so.
>>46273395BURN IT ALL DOWN.
>>46273304WHO WAS THE CRAZY YANKEE WITH YOU AND SHOUKAKU
>>46273304>Do battleship guns use magazines or clips?>>CLIPS>>CLIPS>>CLIPS>>clips>>CLIPS
>>46273260>NO DESS BUENO!I BET YOU'RE REALLY PROUD OF THAT ONE YOU SUMBITCH
>>46273477>Which ship would have won in a fight, Iowa or Yamato?anon is on fucking point tonight
So much dess.
>>46273462... how do you fuck up that badly?
>>46273477Iowa would rip Yamato's pagoda out
>>46273304>You're a big guy
>>46273304Who would win in a fight, Arizona or Nagato?
>>46273508BootsAlso they're more familiar with spellcards anyway.
>>46273304>IS SETTLE REALLY A BIG GUY?>DOES GOTO SECRETLY WEAR THE MASK?>TELL ME ABOUT SHOUKAKU, WHAT DOES SHE THINK OF SETTLE?>HAS SETTLE AND GOTO STARTED THE FIRE?
>>46273304YANKEETOKU IS THE CRAZY MARINE YOUR BOYFRIEND
>>46273484>Well, they scrapped a lot of hulls after the war- figure a lot of them probably didn't like that sort of ignominious end. Maybe they just don't want to come back?
>>46273304Are either of you willing to do the ice bucket challenge?Have either of you thought of competing in the Olympics once the wars over?
>>46273304>SHIPGIRLS ARE A USELESS WASTE OF FUNDS THAT GET GOOD MEN KILLED, WE SHOULD REPLACE THEM WITH PONTOON AEROGAVINS
>>46273304>Why has humanity basically enslaved ships for thousands of years? Is it ethical to continue to use ships now that we know they're sentient beings?
Arizona when Pennsylvania shows up what are you going to do?
>>46273304If Sammy is there, what's it like being around the ship responsible for sinking you? Could Samar have gone differently?
>>46273304IF YOU ARE SHIPS DOES THAT MEAN YOU ARE FULL OF SEAMEN
>>46273304>WRESTLE>the girls or the admirals?>BOTH
>>46273510Bend her over a DESS and give her a big one from behind with a strap on you mean?
>>46273535>BootsDidn't need to say anymore than that. Like that time I got brought a bunch of 12 gauge needles instead of 26 gauge needles. Like they dont event fit on this kind of syringe, how the fuck did you screw up that badly?
>>46273304>Thoughts on the video the Enterprise posted online?
>>46273304IS THERE A CREW INSIDE OF YOUbtw planefag does the public know of fairies
>>46273304What is the largest number of donuts you've ate in one sitting Arizona?
>>46273473Speaking of>>46273304>I may not be Fred Flinstone, but I can make your bed rock>If you were a phaser, you'd be set to stunning>Nice shoes, wanna fuck?
>>46273304>Settle did you fuck the Shokaku like America fucked Japan?>or did you bomb Arizona's Harbor?>Do Ship girls can make babies, if so SHOW US! We won't believ you other wise.>Arizona why is your frontal armor less then a battlecruiser?
>>46273304>to shipgirls; do you have crews? How do you load seamen?(Because, if I remember right, fairies are still super-secret. That'd make a fun reveal.)
>>46273585>Like that time I got brought a bunch of 12 gauge needles instead of 26 gauge needles
>>46273304To Arizona,Do you even lift?
>>46273304>When Taihō farts does fire come out?
>>46273304YAMATO WHEN YOU SHITTY ADMIRAL
>>46273304>Is Harder a reverse trap?
>>46273304SHERMAN WORST TANK REMOVE SHERMAN REPLACE WITH TIGER
>>46273304>F-35 a shit it lose stealth to fire weapons
>>46273304>WHY HAVEN'T YOU BEEN USING ISE AND HYUUGA MORE THEIR AVIATION REFITS WERE BRILLIANT
IS KAGA SIIIIIINGLE?
>>46273656FUCK YOU, SHERMANS BEAT TIGERS IN MOST ENGAGEMENTSGERMANY HAS NEVER MADE A GOOD TANK
So guys how are we going to spin this to the CNO?Trying to create a more positive image for the the SPOOKY ship girls?
>>46273304>P.S.S: 4chan has arrived in low numbers>Shit is engaging fanWhats it like to be full of seamen?Do you remember being steal ships?How much butt stuff did people get up to inside you?What's it like to know all your old crew are dead and there's nothing you could have done to save them?
>>46273304>WHY ARE WARCRIMES SO CUTE WHAT IS WRONG WITH GOD
>>46273656>german tonksF I N A L D R I V E
>>46273677Kongo got a webcam.We couldn't SHUT IT DOWN in time.You know, like a LOT of stupid shit performed by a LOT of dumb enlisted personnel and officers throughout time.
>>46273431You monster.>>46273395TBF they did have a major carrier op following that BB brawl this week, so curiosity as to how the two classes get along is to be expected.It's still insensitive as fuck to ask Ari, but this is the internet we're talking about.>>46273304> Shoukaku where?> I'm so hungry I could eat my mousemat, how do you prep these rations tasty?> Sea life best life, true?> Are all US Battleships so cute?> Most amusing creeper deterrent you've seen?> Does having more horsepower make you better at armwrestling?
>>46273304Aside from Kanmusu, what has been the weirdest experience of your Naval careers? Either Admiral.
>>46273304DOES I-8 REMEMBER WHAT SHE DID TO THOSE PEOPLE
>>46273304IF I TAKE OFF THAT THING ON HER HEAD, WILL KONGOU DIE?
>>46273677We're not, we're going to admit it was a mistake and move on.
>>46273304>Settle Jap Killer! Show Slay Kongou with your Sword!
>>46273304Hows it feel to be utterly replaceable?
>THE RETURN OF OUR GLORIOUS NAVY MEANS WE SHOULD GET RID OF UGLY GAIJIN. GO AWAY AMERICAN FILTH, WE DON'T NEED YOU!
>>46273544I figure the Crossroads hulls likely share that opinion. With a side of PTSD.
>>46273677Probably our best bet at justifying it at this point.Maybe use Kongo's webcamming as another way to humanize the ship-girls and have her do a show every week or two.
Dixie better than yankee.
>>46273717THISDEATH TO AMERICAN SCUMRETURN KOREA AND TAIWAN TO RIGHTFUL OWNERS
>>46273304Is arashi there and if so, SCREW HER FOR LOSING THE WAR FOR JAPAN AT MIDWAY!
>>46273304>>46273304>WHAT DOES HAVING A FUNCTIONING VAGINA FEEL LIKE AFTER BEING DEAD FOR HALF-A-CENTURY>PLEASE RESPOND
>>46273260Hey, Ari! Tell us about the Blackie Incident!
TRUMP 2020 MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAINAGAIN
>>46273743Japan lost the war on December 7th, faggot.
>>46273254US RADAR MASTER RACE! FUCK BUORDS
>>46273304>WHY ARE BURGER BOATS CUTE>REDDIT GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE>Are all US battleship flat?>What happened at sundai?
>>46273732>Maybe use Kongo's webcamming as another way to humanize the ship-girls and have her do a show every week or two.I like this.
>>46273304>Goto: I was raped by one of your submarines and the JMSDF won't listen to me. Where do I go to file a complaint?
>>46273759>>46273304I'd actually like this question answered in a less lewd context.What is it like for ships to go from metal to flesh? How does it feel to breath air and need to eat?
>>46273736lolwut? Is that a real thing? 100% seriously?
>>46273304What does Taihou's farts smell like?
>>46273777With appropriate screening, of course.
>>46273304>Do the carriers have favorite planes.>Who pilots the carrier planes.>Can you launch amphibious assaults.>Kongou would you make out with your sisters.>Kongou would you give me Hiei>Kongou would you give me Haruna>Kongou would you give me Kirishima>Is Haruna really daijobu>What's with Kirishima and microphones anyways
>>46273304>Having done some research, I have discovered that light Infantry is cable of destroying everything due to Missiles. Light infantry is cable of traveling huge distances in hostile terrain and doesn't require large supply lines unlike tanks and other ground forces . It is very versatile cable of destroying everything from tanks to aircraft due to vast variety of weapons they often wield and have been marginalized in recent years due to pressure from corrupt lobbyist and defense contractors. The Us military recognizing their importance has been vastly expanding theire size since they are in active combat. They are cable of destroying tanks using ATGM and TOW's rendering tanks expensive glass cannon. They are also cable of storming building using javelin missiles and suppressive fire making them very useful COIN warfare and can destroy air craft using stingers letting them do everythingI've already triggered one weapons expert with this.>LCS is shit>Zumwalt is shit>Dong-Feng age of carrier is over>Arizona... Why do you not sing for us? Are we unworthy?And because I just know orbitfag would be somewhere around here>nuclear-powered destroyers/cruisers/battleships when>mass-implemented railguns when>lasers when>SSTO heavy-lift transport ships when
>>46273304>Why has nobody done the Sharpie test yet?>HAS OUR GLORIOUS YAMATO COME BACK YET? DON'T LIE, WE ALL KNOW GOTO IS IN BED WITH THE AMERICAN SCUM!
>>46273304> to girls; any of you met old survivors from your original crews? If yes, how'd that go?
>>46273777If it was in a controlled context, it'd probably be fine.Maybe have shipgirl news and lifestyle tips, along with shipgirls preforming a song or a little skit afterwards.Might be good for morale, as well as PR.
>>46273304>P.S.S: 4chan has arrived in low numbers>come on 4chan represent crueltyDo you ever sit around and talk about old war crimes?What's it like being the Nazi Germany of Asia?So I heard you like to watch sailors drown!
>>46273777Plus, it has the bonus of being able to be done on base in semi-controlled conditions, unlike a lot of PR stuff.
>>46273304WHAT THE FUCK IS WITH SHOKAKU BEING A SHIP WITH AN F-18 ON IT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING GAIJIN GET FILTHY HORNET OFF OF PURE CARRIER WAIFU DECK
>>46273820Japan did not commit war crimes, gaijin.We remember Dresden and Hiroshima.
>>46273455>firing cruise missiles at a US fleetlist of things nobody does twice1. that
>>46273304>How much do you remember?
>>46273831REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMY WAIFU IS PURE GIRLDO NOT CLAIM THAT NAKA IS NOT PURE VIRGIN
>>46273554Oh hello Abyssal buddy.>captcha is planes
>>46273832Bataan, Nanjing, and Unit 731 would disagree.
>>46273304Which Successor State is the best in the Inner Sphere?
what's so special about ships that only they come back? show us the coastal defence battery titties! the seaport titties! lighthouse's mighty swinging donger!
>>46273304Didn't the Navy find a prostitute on the USS Arizona once?
>>46273874I am not abyssal. I am simply a concerned citizen.
>>46273832Lol dirty Japs don't know their own history! Go back to you rape huts then torture some POWs and maybe you'll be less butthurt!
>>46273832Forgot about Nagasaki though, huh?
4chan represent!>Whats it like at the bottom of the sea?>Did you hear the screams as you sank?>Arizona, do you have your admirals ring?
>>46273304Kongou,How does the Japan of Now Compare torward the Japan of when you were born and the Japan of the Pacific War?
>>46273811I mean, Arizona's first human contact was one of her old crew.>>46273844
>>46273883GIVE US THE TERROR OF THE BAGGER 288
>>46273304HELLO AMERICAN FRIEND I FROM MALAYSIA THANK YOU FOR COME WITH SHIP HOUSTON TO SAVE US
>>46273900I always wondered where Arizona's ring was.Is it on her finger?
>>46273304P1500 MONSTER VS NAKA WHO WINS
>>46273666I got you. They're busy. Very busy. Don't fucking ask doing what.
>>46273900Arizona precedes to take Settle and Gotos rings...
>>46273915Somewhere on her skull, going by weird shipgirl analogues
REMINDER ABYSSALS HATE MANKIND FOR POLLUTING THE OCEAN
>>46273785This is important. I wish to know this information too.'Cause next time I'm breaking out the hedgehogs.
>>46273939Abyssals are the pollution monster from Fern Gulley?
>>46273883WHERE IS HORDE OF SHERMANS AND SOVIET T-34S TO TERRORIZE ABYSSAL LAND INVADERS
>>46273935Teaching you how to use a naval cannon?
WHEN WILL WE SEE THE A10 BACK IN ACTION? SEND THE ABYSSAL RUNNING WITH ITS 25MM GUN RAPE.
>>46273304Is tone there, and if so, does she remember when her Captain drowned 85 POWs? Kongo, do you remember anything from when you sank? Of all the men who died with you?
>>46273304>P.S.S: 4chan has arrived in low numbersHow much of the base did you fuck to break in those new bodies of yours?
>>46273831Akagi not Shoukaku
>You should all have a dance party!>What the fuck is dess?
>>46273304>POI POI POI POI POI POI POI>When you release torpedoes does it feel like pooping?>GONNA DRAW DOUJIN OF ARIZONA/DESS NOW. >HAVE FACELESS MEN BLOW THERE LOADS ON ARIZONA'S FACE TWICE
>>46273935Sounds like their getting...BIZZAY!Don't pretend you didn't walk right into that one.
>>46273957SLIME BENEATH MEMMMMMSLIME UP ABOVEOH YOU'LL LOVE MYAH AH AHTOXIC LOVE
>>46273304ARIZONA, POLLUTING OUR OCEANYOU ARE AN ECO TERRORISTIT SHAMES OUR GREAT NATION
>>46273304Is Kisaragi there? How does she fit into a pineapple?
Hey guys what's going on in he->Reads the questions.
Will Takao and Atago show up or they are just too sexual for this?
>>46273975We're dealing with retarded internet basement dwellers, not everyone knows this and just want to shitpost filthy gaijins to take their hands off pure japanese boat waifus
>>46273304Do your crews come back to you when they die? If one served on a naval ship, are they fated to serve for eternity when they die?
>>46273966Actually that was her Admiral who order her captain to do that. The captain actually try to weasel a way out of it.
>>46273304>What was it like seeing your last crew member Arizona?
>>46273991play division with me you neeerrrrdddddd
>>46273991If this doesn't make Kongo feel at least a little blue, I don't know what will.
>>46273992They already have. Look up the battle of the Bonin island threads.
>>46273906You've broken me, anon. I can't see the screen anymore, laughing so hard.Fucking putting this into my sig.
>>46273987Fuck Greenpeace! AMERICA DOES NOT NEGOTIATE WITH TERRORISTS!
>>46273907THE BAGGER 288 CONTAINS AN ARTIFICIAL MINDTHAT MIND IS FULL OF HATE
When did Arizona meet a member of her Crew?
>>46273987Didn't the Abyssals sink Greenpeace in LA?
>>46273889They did, look up Madeline Blair.
>What's your opinion on global warming, abortion, child labor, and immigration?
>>46273991Agreed when do we get this meta horseshit over with?
>>46274050Yes, and the Sea Shepard came back as a hippie abyssal.
>>46273304B-52 TO THE 40TH MILLENNIUM
>>46273304Have you met any of your old crew and if so, how did they react to you?
>>46274043Literally right after she appeared.She showed up next to her corpse and waited. Her last survivor arrived, had a megaphone, and told her to report to the next open berth
>>46273983That was fucking retarded and I hope you feel like dogshit.
>>46274067This post carries the full authority of THE EMPRAH
>>46274050Don't think so, the ship was close to the harbor mouth not open sea. The last I remember about it without looking it up was Hate boarding it and about to detain the passengers and crew before the abyssals showed up and he left.
>>46273304Arizona and Kongo you to should Lez out for the camera! Nothing bad can come from it!(why do I keep getting food captcha? is the internet trying to tell me something?)
>>46273997If there is one thing you should not underestimate, it is the level of OCD crazy that some people have.Even if somebody had said Shoukaku, the chat would suddenly pop up with >Akagi>akagi>akagi dumbfuck>Akagi>dont you dare mistake my waifu to that stupid bitch got herself sunk>one bomb wonder>fuck you>AkagiHell, I've memorized all the capitals within a week of stumbling across this series. And I'm nowhere near as devoted as some people are.
>>46274087Well a Devil Dog would know about dogshit, wouldn't they.
>>46273304Is Sammy there? Can we talk to the little Hellion? What was Samar like?
>>46274050The Rainbow Warrior took a couple of 10" shells during LA. No idea if it sank or not.
>>46273304LASER EQUIPPED SHIPGIRLS WHEN?
>>46274148And there was much rejoicing.
>>46274133Speaking of dogs, I know a number of the PT corgis got hurt in that last fight. Who's taking care of them and how are they doing it?
BUT WHERE DID ESSEX RUN OFF TO?
>>46274124This is so /k/ it hurts.
>>46274150SHIPGIRL EQUIPPED SHIPGIRLS WHEN?
>>46274067>110mm nose-mounted rotary cannon>2x 120mm ventral-mounted retractable cannons capable of rotating 90 degrees>SSTO capable>stupid fuckhuge bomb bay>only four missile hardpoints
>>46273304What is the best battleship ever and why is it Bismark?
>>46273304hey kongou. hirohito's admission of not being god emprah, or charles prince of wales' abdication because his bitch was cray, which do you think was the bigger disappointment?
>>46274180Because she's prussian.
>>46274176But how many Sidewinders can it carry?
>>46274167You raise a scary good point.
>>46274133Oh wow. you sure told me. Gee fucking whiz, how will i ever live with myself. I may as well end it all now so I don't have to live my life knowing i got fucking styled on so hard.
When's planefag gonna stop using the thread as a content creator and actually post?
>>46273304How many millions in damages has Willie Dee done to the base since arriving?
>>46274167FUCK! FUCKFUCKFUCK!!!A loose Essex might be as bad as Sammy and Wille combined.
>>46274202Missed you last thread. Have a chunni.
Reminder that the current Emperor of Japan is 7 years older than Yamato and therefore qualifies for big brother status to her
>>46274232Imagine Essex finds Willie...
>>46274220When we ask the right questions or make the right flames
>>46274198>>46274207>How Many JSOWs can you fit in a B-52
>>46274150Ahaahaha fuckin, that picture, just, yeahGreat questions guys, I've been writing constantly, I think I might put this up without a vote because an update is due
>>46274239Hmmmm, I can dig it.
>>46274232The bad thing is that Sammy probably caused more in damages then Willie has...
>>46274245Essex finds Sammy.
>>46274124>/k/>not a single declaration of 'mechs vs tanks'>not a single mention of 'Sherman vs Tiger'>not a single mention of 'F-35 is shit'>not a single mention of 'super power armor infantry > everything else'>not a single mention of 'carrier is over' (though the 'one bomb wonder' could fit as such)>not a single mention of 'LCS is shit'>not a single mention of 'tank has gone way of battleship'yeah, maximum /k/ here, right.
> What is better AP or HE. explain> Why don't you take over the world > Warships or Steel ocean
>>46273304where's my granpathey said he was on the arizonai wanna talk to granpa
>>46274263That would mean Essex would appear right outside of the room, look in, see us, and come barging in demanding what the hell is going on in her horrid MEMEspeak
>>46274170>>46274267See above, fuck replied to wrong post.
>>46274267And this right here proves that all of the shitposting in KCQ is from fucking /a/.
>>46273304>Can jet fuel melt steel beams? I wasn't sure and wanted to hear from an expert.
>>46273304>Sealion sound file post>poi>Air superiority when?>What's Iowa doing?>poi>greece pay debts>poi>How do you feel about missiles vs guns?
>>46274278Nah, it's gonna be Yamato, thus transitioning from comedic relief into serious situation in true planefag fashion.Remember, Hate was hollering about her driving to come pick him up from this disaster last thread.
>>46274278And it will be glorious!
>BanepostingThe Fire rises, and never fails.
>>46274274The fuck is that from?
>>46274299Didn't need to melt them, just weaken the crystal structure so it couldn't carry the load.Why do people keep focusing on the melting point when the beams would have failed long before that.
>>46274329Porco Rosso. It's a ghibli movie
>>46274329Only the best inter-war film ever made.
>>46274341know of it, but never saw it, so had no context for the clip
>For Arizona and Kongo - if you could design a battleship, what would you make?
>>46274362>Lesbians get OOOOUUUUUUUTTTT!
>>46273304Are there any ships from this guy's age?
>>46274362A 33 knot Montana with 18"Captcha is boats...
So apparently Planefag is having horse-related issues. Y'all converse amongst yourselves, I guess, till it gets sorted.
>>46274198>only four missile hardpointsWell, gee, that was easy. Unless you mean storing them in the bomb bay, in which case...>Length: 64.1 meters>Width: 75 meters>Height: 12.9 meters I dunno. Probably more in the dedicated bomber version, which 'only' has a pair of 50mm autocannons, but a larger bomb bay.Oh, yeah, and dual nuclear fusion powerplants. So not anywhere near our current level of technology, unless Lockheed-Martin is not in fact bullshitting us regarding their fusion reactor R+D.
>>46273304For settle: Is there anything mission critical that you're forgetting to have your minions do?
>>46274414Well alrighty then
>>46274414The fuck does 'horse-related issues' mean?
>>46274414Can't believe he watches MLP.
>>46274414Don't tell me it's Cowpens
>>46274449exact words were, quoting:"PONY ESCAPED EMERGENCY EXIT INFORM THREAD" end quote. I'm assuming when it's sorted out he'll be back, but no ETA on that.
>>46274414He should know better, there's video proof that it's a bad idea.
>>46273304goto u suck at LSCBCs and BBVs what the hellwhere are the battleships?
>>46274474That sounds more bdsm than actual horse related though...
>>46274474>"PONY ESCAPED EMERGENCY EXIT INFORM THREAD"I would find this fucking HILARIOUS if it didn't mean that the metaposting would cointinue
>>46274414>>46274474>Planefag is a bronyI have no reaction image for this.
>>46274497Why not both?
>>46274474Okay, better question:Why did Planefag have a ponygirl locked up in his basement?
>>46274414OH COME ON
Welp this is probably going to be the short thread in this quest yet....Make sense someone archive it. Picture is me.
>>46274511Horses and ponies are real animals, mate
>>46274530You'll have to ask him. Clearly he did a poor job of locking it up though.
>>46274530>>46274511IIRC PF's house is near a farm.
>>46274516HOW THE FUCK DO THE PLANES LAND? AND GUNS ON CARRIER=MORE RETARDED THAN ORBITFAG!
>>46274485bbvs are the future
>>46274543>Implying he won't returnDude, it's barely 8 PM EST
>>46274554Real life this.
>>46274462>>46274511Wait, you guys didn't know?
>>46274516Oh my GOD, Aviation Battleships are such a terrible idea, why would this design be even considered>captcha is airplanes
>>46273304Kirk or Picard
>>46274564Who's the non-RJ girl?
>>46273304Arizona: why are you fighting for us?
>>46274571You never had to chase down a pony before have you? It takes a while.
>>46274573The planes in>>46274516are NOT float planes, which would land beside, and then be winched onboard
>>46274571Dude if a horse escapes it's going to be hauling ass. If it's a bdsm thing, then wtf planefag?
THIS JUST IN! THE PONY HAS BEEN CAUGHT!FILM AT ELEVEN!
>>46274474this is bullshitit's not even his ponyif it was his pony he'd keep it saddled and hitched to the nightstand in case there was an alien home invasion and he had to tactically clip clop
>>46273477It comes down to luck on either side, both will definitely fuck each other up
>>46274545not soon enough
>>46274606If it's an actual pony, unless that thing gets really scared and books it, an average person can keep up.
>>46274606>>46274596Just checked the channel, he caught the pony.It's probably one of those midget types.
>>46274588Desperate ppl do crazy/stupid things.
>>46274636they prefer to be called little people now, i think
>>46274485I know this I know this... uh.. Hatsukaze?
>>46273991AT LEAST IT'S NOT THE SAME QUEST IONS OVER AND OVER AGAIN
Okay, update was about to finish and then I was delayed because I had to go help catch a god damned ESCAPED PONYfucking poniesthis is not a god damned jokethere is nothing funny about that prickargh
>>46274677Oh its hilarious and you know it.
>>46274670Yeah fuck those quest ions, those things are so fucking charged!
>>46274677Family heirloom or side business?
>>46274677So you're saying that you're not horsin' around?
>>46274677Then why am I laughing?
>>46274677So how much leather and bondage is it in now?
>>46274677Was it a legit pone, or one of those fucking adorable mini-pony things?
Motherfucker gets to own guns, AND has a pony. What next, does he play guitar and camp out under the clear desert sky?fuck.
>>46274677BDSM is supposed to be consensual~
ploofneg actually thought he could distract us with the tiny horse gambit? http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/1650212/anonymous nevar forgets
>>46273304What do you want?
>>46274677>there is nothing funny about that prickSo what you're saying is;pony prick is serious business?
>>46274721>Big Iron playing in the background
>>46274677This gives me an idea.Have Iku walk in wearing a horse mask.
>>46274759>Have Iku walk in wearing ONLY a horse mask.I thought that was more of a 'Casual Friday' thing?
>>46274707Norwegian... feee-horde? The little scrappy fuckers. Describes him pretty well. Fucking ponies.
>>46274677Gee planefag and I thought your posting rate tonight would be a bit more stable
>>46274759What the fuck is this from?
>>46274786You would like fucking ponies, greeks fuck anything right?
>>46274779No, not ONLY.She wouldn't do that for a web cam.
>>46274677git gud, son
>>46274802Where do you think the myth of the centaur came from?
>>46274786>feee-hordefjord - it's pronounced a bit more fee-yord though
>>46274786>Fjord HorseMotherfucker those aren't cheap.
>>46274794It's an edit, I don't know where the original is from though.
>>46273304if she's mute why does she need glasses?
>>46274786Oh, a fjord horse; yeah, definitely can be a fucking pain to wrangle.
>>46274738To live just long enough to see Batlead lewds
> arazona - WHy you only have 3 turrels
>>46274658Akebono. Aka the Kuso TTK DD. All tsun no dere.
>>46274837>Why does Arizona turn the radio up to mask the smell of her farts?
Kongou finally breaks free of Arizona, making a big show of shaking her hair out and readjusting her outfit in a huff. “Hmph!”“Okay, girls,” you say, plucking a rare sane question out of the torrent of retardation, “what do you think of carriers?” Kongou laughs merrily. “Considering how many bombs and torpedoes miss a *fast* battleship can dodge-” she spreads her hand across her chest modestly, “they're no replacement for a proper battle-line. But they're great for blasting big unprotected ships that bu-” - she claps her hands to her mouth in supposed embarrassment. “... Arizona?” you prompt. Arizona nods sagely, patting Kongou on the shoulder to indicate her agreement. She holds up three fingers on one hand and four on the other, then makes a quick motion in air with her hands, as if tying a knot and tugging it tight. “Thirty-five knots?” She nods. Then she picks up an invisible box and tucks it under her arm.“Carrying - carriers.”Another nod. Then - the sly wench - she slips her arm into yours and leans on you a little too much. “E-escort,” you conclude. “Thirty-five knots for escorting carriers?”
>>46273922Naka wins because she TAKES IT ALL
>>46274867>mistaking Kiyoshimo for Akebono
>>46274892Oh, she's good
>>46274892>Another nod. Then - the sly wench - she slips her arm into yours and leans on you a little too much.THE BLOODY COON, SHE SET US UP.
>>46274892>Another nod. Then - the sly wench - she slips her arm into yours and leans on you a little too much. >“E-escort,”Wow what the FUCK does Arizona do on her days off.
She nods, then taps your shoulder, looking up into your eyes - a hard press, then three quick taps. Your brain churns up the proper equivalent from your schooling days. “B?” Nod, two fingers, then six, then one- “Iowa class made thirty-five knots.” Over Arizona's shoulder you can see Kongou squinting at her sharply, already leaning heavily on Goto's arm herself. Arizona releases you and nods, then makes a shrugging motion with uplifted palms - why? “Ah. The Iowa's were built to make thirty-five knots, so they could escort carriers - in other words, carriers *need* escort.” Arizona nods, and gives the webcam a brilliant smile. “And that is why the ships of yesteryear were retired, in favor of SPEED!” Kongou declares, stomping the floor hard enough to rattle the shelves as she pumps her fist in air. “They looked at me on my shakedown cruise and said-” “She's fast,” you and Goto say together, your flat tones damping the enthusiasm of Kongou's recitation. She puffs out her cheeks, wraps her arm around Goto's shoulder, hauls him down and starts to noogie HIM. “SPEED IS ARMOR, BUCKO! DESS WITH THE BEST, CRY LIKE THE REST!” “OKAY NEXT QUESTION WHO WOULD WIN IN A FIGHT IOWA OR YAMATO-” Goto says hastily. “Probably the ship with TWICE THE TONNAGE AND THE BIGGEST GUNS!” Kongou declares loudly, still noogieing for all she's worth. “I read this book Yuubari gave me where they build a big spaceship in total secret then it flies into space by NUKING ITSELF to mess up evil alien invaders! It was a rip-off of SPACE BATTLESHIP YAMATO which they made because Yamato really WAS a huge superweapon except we didn't invent a mass-murder bomb that we're so proud of we use it on EVERYTHING!”
>>46274803Sure she would.She just wouldn't do it for a FREE webcam.
She keeps noogieing as Goto shifts around, desperately trying to find leverage. “IT TOOK SO MANY TORPEDOS AND BOMBS AND STUFF TO STOP YAMATO THAT AMERICA PUT NUKE BOMBS ON EVERYTHING JUST IN CASE SOMEONE ELSE BUILT ANOTHER ONE! NUCLEAR BOMB TORPEDOES! NUCLEAR BOMB MISSILES! NUCLEAR BOMB BOMBS! NUCLEAR BOMB DEPTH CHARGES! EVEN NUCLEAR SIXTEEN-INCH SHELLS!” She releases Goto, who pops upright and smooths out his hair while giving Kongou a death glare. She throws her head back and laughs merrily, hands on her hips. “YAMATO, EVERY DAY!” Arizona just smiles sweetly. First she taps her wrist, then makes a little running motion with her arms, then does the knot-tying thing again. “... speed?” you guess. She nods, then hosts an imaginary shield, cringing, arm jerking as it stops invisible projectiles. “... armor?” Another nod. “Speed is armor?” Third nod. “So the fastest ship-” Arizona flashes the webcam a brilliant smile and cocks her hand by her face in a V sign, an almost dead-on imitation of Naka's idol pose.
>>46274929goddamnit it bongou
>>46274929>SPEED IS ARMORWew lad
>>46274929>except we didn't invent a mass-murder bomb that we're so proud of we use it on EVERYTHING!”1+1 bomb = end of war>>46274949>Arizona flashes the webcam a brilliant smile and cocks her hand by her face in a V sign, an almost dead-on imitation of Naka's idol pose.CUTEUTE
Kongou rounds on her, outfit flying. She opens her mouth to object - and sputters as she realizes she's been cornered. In a huff she spins back to the camera, arms crossed *under* her chest, hoisting her already impressive bosom up as far as possible. Her anti-torpedo bulges straining the thin, gossamer fabric of her outfit, she slashes through the comments quickly, looking for a decent one. “What's worse - Hirohito's admission of not being god or Charles Prince of Wales abdication for his girlfriend?” She laughs. “Hirohito, of course! Prince of Wales did it for -” she leans in Goto's direction as she sliiides the next word out of her mouth - “looooooooooooove. And besides, his replacement was SO MUCH AWESOMER!” You and Goto both stare at Kongou, uncomprehending. Realization hits just as she sucks in a big breath for her next speech-- Goto gets there as you're still trying to move past a confused Arizona, clapping his hand over her mouth as she cuts loose with her full and very impressive blower capacity. He clamps down with all his might, stifling the words even as Kongou redoubles her efforts, chest visibly deflating as she pours her whole lungful of breath behind it. At last, Goto's hand slips from her lips -- “AND TITS!” she finishes triumphantly.
>>46274929>except we didn't invent a mass-murder bomb that we're so proud of we use it on EVERYTHING2 bombs weren't enough apparently...
>>46274949>She keeps noogieing as Goto shifts around, desperately trying to find leverage. “IT TOOK SO MANY TORPEDOS AND BOMBS AND STUFF TO STOP YAMATO THAT AMERICA PUT NUKE BOMBS ON EVERYTHING JUST IN CASE SOMEONE ELSE BUILT ANOTHER ONE! NUCLEAR BOMB TORPEDOES! NUCLEAR BOMB MISSILES! NUCLEAR BOMB BOMBS! NUCLEAR BOMB DEPTH CHARGES! EVEN NUCLEAR SIXTEEN-INCH SHELLS!” She releases Goto, who pops upright and smooths out his hair while giving Kongou a death glare. She throws her head back and laughs merrily, hands on her hips. “YAMATO, EVERY DAY!” Dumb bitch is dumb
>>46274929>>46274949>>46274974This fucking girl.
Goto shares a terrified look with you - this is going downhill very, very fast and there's no end in sight. You look out the door to Hate - but Hate is literally weeping with silent laughter, his smartphone discarded by his side. Yeah. Big help. Great bro moment, there. You file that one away for later - he's gonna get his comeuppins any day now. Soon as you get around to it.Which will happen, at the current pace, around the time hell freezes over. “OH!” Kongou asks. “Hey Arizona, what do you think about the LCS?” You spring forward, holding your hands up in a pleading gesture. “Well I'm glad everyone enjoyed this incredibly impromptu stream but it's almost time for our training thing so-” - your voice is drowned out by something you feel more than you hear; like a ship's main hailer at ten yards. “-EEEEEEEEEL. WHAT THE *ESSEX.* IS. LAUNCHIN.” You jerk 'round to look at the doorway - then look down - then down some more - and find the USS Essex herself, in the flesh. Hands on her hips, chin turned up to the ceiling in a pose of inherent superiority, the girl sketches a surprisingly convincing Napoleon. If Napoleon was stacked, that is. [ ] KILL THE POWER. SHUT IT DOWN. THIS GOES NO FURTHER. [ ] JUST THE DISTRACTION WE NEEDED - EVAC EVAC EVAC
>>46274974>AND TITS!Why does it keep happening.
>>46274974>At last, Goto's hand slips from her lips ->- “AND TITS!” she finishes triumphantly.and her breasts get shown on livestream
OKAY. I am going to go eat dinner while votes come in, and lay plans to open a fuckin glue factory. VOTE WISELY
>>46274992>[ ] KILL THE POWER. SHUT IT DOWN. THIS GOES NO FURTHER.Say something along the lines of "Oh Jesus fuck."
>>46274992FUCKING CALLED IT MOTHERFUCKEEEEEEEEERS!!!!>>46274278
>>46274992>[ ] KILL THE POWER. SHUT IT DOWN. THIS GOES NO FURTHER.THIS HAS GONE TOO FAR
>>46274992>[x] KILL THE POWER. SHUT IT DOWN. THIS GOES NO FURTHER.>>46275014The salt is real.
>>46274992>[ ] KILL THE POWER. SHUT IT DOWN. THIS GOES NO FURTHER.THE GOYM KNOWSSHUT IT DOWN
>>46274992Napoleon wasn't short?
>>46274992>[ ] JUST THE DISTRACTION WE NEEDED - EVAC EVAC EVACESSEX, POP THAT FUCKING SMOKE SO WE CAN GET THE EVAC BIRDS AND BUGGER THE HELL OUT OF HERE
>>46274992>[ ] JUST THE DISTRACTION WE NEEDED - EVAC EVAC EVAC
Agreed. Kill the power>>46275022
>>46274992[ ] JUST THE DISTRACTION WE NEEDED - EVAC EVAC EVACWELL THIS WAS FUN BUT WE NEED TO BRIEF ESSEX ON THINGS THAT CAN'T BE SAID ON THE INTERNET BYE BYE YOU FUCKING LAZY FUCKS JOIN THE FUCKING NAVY AND GET A HAIRCUT YOU FATBODIES!
>>46274992>[X] JUST THE DISTRACTION WE NEEDED - EVAC EVAC EVAC
>>46274992>[ ] KILL THE POWER. SHUT IT DOWN. THIS GOES NO FURTHER.
>>46274720Fuck. Committing to memory - DD that wants to be... a battle...fuck am I going to have to upgrade her to Valiant?>>46274867That one I know just as well, for I had once mistaken her for Kisaragi.
>>46274992>[ ] KILL THE POWER. SHUT IT DOWN. THIS GOES NO FURTHER.>TUNE IN NEXT TIME oh jesus help
>>46274992>[x] KILL THE POWER. SHUT IT DOWN. THIS GOES NO FURTHER.
>>46274992>[ ] JUST THE DISTRACTION WE NEEDED - EVAC EVAC EVACThe internet has met it's match.
>>46274992>[ ] KILL THE POWER. SHUT IT DOWN. THIS GOES NO FURTHER.Kongo was crass and dumb but Essex is still really racist.
>>46274992[x] KILL THE POWER! SHUT IT DOWN! THIS GOES NO FURTHER!
>>46274992[ ] KILL THE POWER. SHUT IT DOWN. THIS GOES NO FURTHER.
>>46274992>[X] KILL THE POWER. SHUT IT DOWN. THIS GOES NO FURTHER.ABSOLUTELY NOT
>>46274992[X] KILL THE POWER. SHUT IT DOWN. THIS GOES NO FURTHER. NOPE.
>>46274992>[X] JUST THE DISTRACTION WE NEEDED - EVAC EVAC EVAC>>46275014>VOTE WISELYWho the fuck do you think you're talking to!
>>46274992>[x] FIRE PISTOL INTO THE AIR AND YELL
>>46274992[ ] KILL THE POWER. SHUT IT DOWN. THIS GOES NO FURTHER. JUST END IT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD END IT
>>46274992>[x] KILL THE POWER. SHUT IT DOWN. THIS GOES NO FURTHER.We we're trying to end it anyway for "training", so lets shut it down HARD.
>>46274929>I read this book Yuubari gave meYuubari's back.How does Crab still have a job again?
>>46274992> [ ] JUST THE DISTRACTION WE NEEDED - EVAC EVAC EVAC
*sssssssip*Welp, clearly this has gone too far and needs to stop...*ssssip*But let's let it keep going and see what happens?
>>46274949Arizona singing her first words as an idol when?
>>46274992[x] KILL THE POWER. SHUT IT DOWN. THIS GOES NO FURTHER.
>>46275097Yuubari is japanese
>>46274929>"except we didn't invent a mass-murder bomb that we're so proud of we use it on EVERYTHING!”And now we've officially elevated this from an embarrassment to Fleet Activities Yokosuka to a minor diplomatic incident between the USA and Japan.
>>46274992NAPOLEON WAS TALL FOR THE ERA HE WAS IN, HE WAS LIKE 5 SOMETHING, STOP IT WITH THE MIDGET JOKES[X] EVAC, EVAC, EVAC
>>46275118She's also a light cruiser, not a repair ship?
>>46275097And one repair ship doing work FOR AN ENTIRE NAVAL BASE kills Crab's job how?
>>46274992>[x] JUST THE DISTRACTION WE NEEDED - EVAC EVAC EVACdream meme team always up in the scene
>>46274992>[x] KILL THE POWER. SHUT IT DOWN. THIS GOES NO FURTHER.We should have done this straight at the beginning.
>>462751305'7". He wasn't tall, but he was a little above average
>>46275130Him being a midget was a rumor started by his enemies or something something, wasn't it?
>>46274992[x] KILL THE POWER. SHUT IT DOWN. THIS GOES NO FURTHER.We can leave this incident with possible positive PR if we end it NOW, but letting Essex in would probably blow it.
>>46274992>[X] KILL THE POWER. SHUT IT DOWN. THIS GOES NO FURTHERTHIS ENDS NOW, BIATCH
>>46274992>[ ] JUST THE DISTRACTION WE NEEDED - EVAC EVAC EVACAlso, Jim Johnston confirmed as Essex's musical accompanist. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wss_Jf9ZQK8
>>46275175Ahahahaha.>>46274992[X] KILL THE POWER. SHUT IT DOWN. THIS GOES NO FURTHER.
>>46275168The problem was that the French borked their measurement system during the revolution, and so his height seems short using modern units of the same name.
>>46275182We should let this burn to the ground, then when the fun is over and the serious ramifications happen, we look up for a savior, they will look down and whisper, "poi"
>>46274992>[X] Channel Settle's ANGER from the jerkass marine into something useful - like summoning a shipgirl while the Internet can see him.
>>46275130Actually not entirely true. Napoleon was about average height, but the unit he joined in his early career consisted of men who were actually a fair mite taller than he was.
>>46275014>VOTE WISELYwhere do you think you are
>>46274992>[ ] Welcome Essex in, let her participate as well.This locomotive is not equipped with any systems capable of ceasing its forward momentum.
I got a a question, what the hell is Sammy doing while all this is going on?
>>46275136yuubari got akashi's job in the animu for some reason
>>46275266Laughing like hell beside Hate?
>>46275266>Implying she isn't posting in the chat
>>46275266Probably in the chat telling kongou to show tits
>>46275123>implying anyone important gives a shit about weak jabs like that
> [ ] JUST THE DISTRACTION WE NEEDED - EVAC EVAC EVAC
>>46275231Well yeah, when he joined the army he was pretty young, don't remember if he was past the age of puberty, but if he wasn't he had room to grow
>>46274992>[ X ] JUST THE DISTRACTION WE NEEDED - EVAC EVAC EVAC
>>46274992>[ ] JUST THE DISTRACTION WE NEEDED - EVAC EVAC EVACI'm sure this can't go wrong in anyway whatsoever
>>46275291>Implying that's not me
>>46275136>>46275272Wait, she isn't a technician/engineer? The anime fed me misinformation?Where the fuck did that come from? One of her lines?That backstory is bogus?FUCK MY LIFE
[X] KILL THE POWER. SHUT IT DOWN. THIS GOES NO FURTHER.Essex, I love yabut you're an embarassment.
>>46275334Thats cruel marine, how would you feel if that was Yams being asked to show tits
>>46275334Just because sammy is doing something doesn't mean your not copying her.
>>46274992>Headpat the essex live on the internet
>>46275334So when you gonna ask Yams the same question?
>>46275340A quick look at the wikis tells me that the closest thing is that she was a somewhat experimental design, from which the japs took lessons and applied them to later classes.
>>46275340Yuubari was that in the anime because they didn't animate Akashi. They probably picked Yuubari for that role because she was an experimental cruiserAlso>watching the anime
>>46275334how would Iowa/Yams/Chuunibote feel?
>>46275365It isn't though, fucking is it? Besides, Yamato fucking knows better than to Hook a fucking webacam up and start up an unauthorized fucking AMA for the entire goddamn internet. She's a good girl, and knows what fucking PERSEC means. Unlike that hyperactive overblown fucking ancient battlecruiser.
>>46274992>Tilt the webcam up slightly- what the internet can't see won't hurt you
>>46274992[ X ] JUST THE DISTRACTION WE NEEDED - EVAC EVAC EVACHAVE HER SING THE SONG OF HER PEOPLE OR SOMETHING THAT'S NOT RACIST
>>46274992>[X] KILL THE POWER. SHUT IT DOWN. THIS GOES NO FURTHER.Unfiltered Essex on the Internet is very bad.
>>46275410They can still fucking hear things just fine
[X] KILL THE POWER. SHUT IT DOWN. THIS GOES NO FURTHER.Essex hasn't bee debriefed yet on how much has changed, right ?
>>46275405So your conscious is probably locked up in some sex dungeon corner of your mind then, got it
>>46275405>fucking ancient battlecruiserTHEM'S FIGHTING WORDS, CHAP
>>46274992[X] JUST THE DISTRACTION WE NEEDED - EVAC EVAC EVACAnd I dub you '/pol/boat'.
>>46275340according to danbooru's wiki>Because she was built as an experimental ship to test new designs and configuration, Yuubari is very often portrayed tinkering with or designing new equipment, frequently together with Akashi.relax anon, she can still be your penis machinist
>>46274992[X] KILL THE POWER. SHUT IT DOWN. THIS GOES NO FURTHER.
>>46275405How handy is she with a computer anyway? Goto mentioned he had her on chan-monitoring duty before you showed up, even if she couldn't read the mood well
>Yokosuka starts a web show based on Q&As for shipgirls and their two admirals>Settle's tag line every time he's dragged in is "and my career is over"
[X] JUST THE DISTRACTION WE NEEDED - EVAC EVAC EVAC
>>46275014Ai! Ai! A Balrog comes!
>>46275294It's a sore spot for the Japanese,and you know it.
>>46274992>[ ] KILL THE POWER. SHUT IT DOWN. THIS GOES NO FURTHER.ALRIGHT GUYS THATS ENOUGH FUN.
>>46275417May I leave a suggestion for that?OH, IT'S ROLL AND TOSS AND POUND AND PITCHAND CREAK AND GROAN YOU SON OF A BITCH,OH, BOY, IT'S A HELL OF A LIFE ON OUR DESTROYER.
>>46275427Yes, but short jokes
>>46275460She learned pretty fucking fast from what I was told. She fucking loves video games, I got her started in on the division last week. Yeah, fuck you, it's best days are behind it, but it's still fun as fuck, and lower Manhattan is still fun as fuck to explore. Had to let her crash in my fucking room, cos she fucking passed out at the keyboard. I'll give her HALO or Gears next, dust off the bone and let her try them out, see how she fucking likes consoles.
>>46274992Just realized the second option shouldn't say 'EVAC, EVAC, EVAC', but 'HOBBLE, HOBBLE, HOBBLE' in Settle's case
>>46275473FUND. THIS. NOW.
>>46275506Don't only give her shooters, man. RTS too.... What? I'd like to know I could, perhaps, play a game against Yamato herself.
>>46275398>KC Kai wasn't out yet>Couldn't be arsed to do VPN ninjitsu shitWhere else was I going to familiarize myself with the characters?>was unaware of KCQ at that point
>>46275097Yuubari does weird stuff as a hobby, she's not a dedicated repair ship like Akashi. Also she hung out with Kitakami before.
>>46275506>capitalizing HaloWhy do you do this? Also, don't tell her that they made any Halos after Reach. It's for the better.
>>46274992> [X] KILL THE POWER. SHUT IT DOWN. THIS GOES NO FURTHER.
>>46275506Has she tried World of Warships at all? I know, unrealistic, but still, curious.
>>46275549>Couldn't be arsed to do VPN ninjitsu shitThe Kai game is shit and the anime makes a mockery of the character's personalities.
>>46275417>HAVE HER SING THE SONG OF HER PEOPLE OR SOMETHING THAT'S NOT RACIST...good job adding that 'or' in there, as the song of her people would likely cause SJWs everywhere to undergo spontaneous nuclear fission.
>>46275539Imagine the banter between Goto and Settle to fill air time.
>>46275473We've still got a war to fight, man
>>46275567Halo 4 was ok
>>46275572THAT ORANGE SPRAY HAIRED FUCKER NEEDSTO GO FUCKING DIE, MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN MY PIMPLE RIDDEN LEFT ASS CHEEK
>>46275554She's definitely more mad scientist/genius engineer than straight up repair ship.
>>46275575Fuuuuck no. And FUCK wargaming in fucking general. Ban me cos my account is US tagged and trying to log on from a Japan IP address you fucks. oh well. At least AW doesn't do that fucking shit and there's no blatant overwhelming soviet fucking bias.
>>46275610Halo 4 was yandere AI simulator.
>>46275599>Boke and Tsukkomi routine between Goto and Settle>With matching paper fanNot sure if want
>>46274992[x] Pull the fire alarm
>>46275610Halo 4 was an alright game, but it wasn't Halo.
>>46275626Hard to call Soviet bias when their non-premium ships are generally the worst in their trees.
>>46275506>Getting her hooked on Destiny-ONE-without-space-magic when Destiny 2 is outI'm pretty sure you actually DO know she's romantically interested and you are trying your hardest to drive her off.
Guys. Guys. Imagine... MXC hosted by Settle and Goto.
>>46275612>not supporting Emperor Trump.
Oh crap, late again.Anyways, to those who still read my work, I've got stuff for you later, so keep your eyes peeled, I guess.
>>46275673My god...it's so beautiful and glorious.This must be!
>>46275506>>46275567Well->>46275543-in addendum to this, if she's going to run through console games (and Halo's in the title), better buy the MCC then. I'll be sure to assist her through the Campaigns.GT: AustinXtreme
>>46275446...I swear to god, it's an honest coincidence.
>>46275671I dusted my account off and got her one, we tooled around for a bit. Got her an M60 and taught her it's place in corps myth. She now runs around giggling like a fucking psychopath and saying "oink oink" to the fucking TV. It's fucking adorable, really.
RIGHTO, VOTES CALLED, TOOT TOOT
>>46275603>We've still got a war to fight, manThat's not an excuse. The girls aren't out fighting 24/7A show would help improve morale and serve as good PR for the ship girls.
>>46275713>She now runs around giggling like a fucking psychopath and saying "oink oink" to the fucking TV.
>>46275705More Shima and Willie WHEN?
>>46275713m60 A SHIT, SAW and M249 true gods of LMGs
>>46275713Holy shit, that IS adorable.
>>46275721Fuck you I do what I want>wait for the welcoming committee
>>46275713Sooner or later she and Sammy will wind up playing together. That day will probably be as adorable as it is terrifying.
>>46274670Cool story, bro.
>>462757465.56 a shit
>>46275603>>46275736We sorta need good PR too with the whole abyssalification phenomenon. If that gets out to the public in a bad way, things will not be good.Best get a handle on that early.
>>46275771What the hell's going on in that picture? And why is he still piloting the damned thing if his RWO left already?
>>46275769>reminder that we'll never see more Pixelart ever
>>46275705I don't know if I said this earlier, but thank you for listening to my suggestion of Willie and Shimakazie having a cute moment together, followed by Willie getting through to Shimakazie why people think she's weird.
>>46275713... I wish I had been there to see it.
>>46275746That's not how you say FN MAG.
>>46275506>The Division's best days are behind itYou have impeccable taste, sir.
>>46275769I fucking doubt it. We got Sammy gears. Sammy discovered the lancer and immediately fucking demanded we make her one for fucking real. Settle found out, nearly shat out his lower GI, and expressly forbade Crab from even fucking trying it. Crab started work as soon as he got the fuck back to his shop. He expects to be done next week.
>>46275738I actually finished part 8 about an hour ago. I want to get it proofread first, though.
>>46275793Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened
>>46275610Had a bit of plotholes that required the EU to be explained, SpartanOps had a shit ending for season 1 (and everything else was released as motherfucking poorly-written and -illustrated comics).>>46275666Even worse, they want you to buy into SOVIET STRONK.>>46275705Well, that's interesting, huh? Odd when stuff works out like that.>>46275627That was Halo 5, and it was a shit game in terms of story. Gameplay... well, it was definitely NOT TRADITIONAL HALO.>captcha is boats>Colonel, time to drink up!
>>46275815FN makes a great pistol, and shit everything else and you know it.
>>46275789Agreed.Start out with a simple science report on abyssalification and then have a KNOW YOUR ENEMY type PSA that makes it clear that it's anti-human ideology we're at war with, not a race.
>>46275792The answer is Russia.
>>46275789So is Naka having better Nakas cannon?
>>46275840Don't talk shit about the Right Arm of the Free World.
>>46275473>they bring sammy on as a guest>new policy for future streams is a minimum 30 second delay and at least one person standing by with a censor beeper
Someone talking 'bout Yuubari?
>>46275854Still curious what the hell happened to make the RWO nope the fuck out and the pilot saying nah
>>46275877same cannons but her tits are bigger
>>46275840How dare you disparage the noble FAL of the Fabrique Nationale d'Herstal? I will fight you over this. My pride as a Belgian demands it.
>>46275846That's a step too far I think.We also don't have any science to report in the first place.Simply having Naka involved in the show for appearances would be fine I think. I think she would be better at figuring out the right advice to give to other ship girls that may be having issues.>>46275877It's a mystery.
>>46275824Fuckin'How hard would it be to build a Lancer? Not that hard.Now, can Crab build an energy sword? That should fuck up anything it hits but good. Give it to Tenryuu when Tatsuta gets better, as a gift. Sword-chunni deserves a better weapon.>>46275827Yes yes, now I know about that, but that was WAY BACK WHEN okay?Thanks for the links anyway.
>>46275846Very much this.The Abyssals probably have more troops to throw at us than we do at them, and our losses have the potential to become their new recruits. Plus, any ship girl that is fighting for humanity, no matter how they look, is one less ship girl fighting against us.
>>46275903>Still curious what the hell happened to make the RWO nope the fuck out and the pilot saying nahdefective ejection seat? Either the RWO's suffering from premature ejection or the pilot's having performance issues?
>>46275924Well I'm saying get that science soon. Before the concert.
did the Naka concert get cancelled and if so, did any of the fanboys scream for any reasons?
>>46275930Haha, fuck that. We're getting them refit with a thermal fucking lance. Fuck yeah, those fuckers are cool as fuck.
>>46275917>I will fight you over this. My pride as a Belgian demands it.How about you fight the radicals infesting your country and plotting against it.
>>46275917FAL is good gun, for being fucking ancient, modern battle means FN should be developing laser rifles at this point, not some commie 7.62 round non-suppressing rifle
>man with this routine the group could sell tickets
>>46275917>My pride as a Belgian demands it.Don't you mean union of Flanders and Wallonia?
>>46275950Pilot's definitely not Bat lead then.
Image semi-related to discussion
>>46275950I believe it was actually a seat test.
>>46275973Lasers are hella gay. Railguns are where it's at.Also 7.62 REAL FUCKING NATO isn't a commie round.
>>46275963We will.Once we deal with the centuries old resentment and hatred between Walloons and Flemish.On the plus side, this week's... events should go a long way to remind us that we have bigger issues to worry about.Mind, I'm an expatriate, so my influence on policy is... limited.>>46275989L'Union Fait la Force.If only we'd remembered that before the bombings.
>>46276004Why is the real NATO 5.56 then Motherfukka?>>46275993 Wait, wait, wait, the Spruance has TWO five inchers?
>>46275993Girls these days get real big
>>46275961Completely unrelated, but worth a good laugh at the expense of 11 officers if there's any truth to the story.
>>46275993Thanks for showing this image, I think it would be interesting to see the USS Porter in quest, and for showing the ship my great grandpa served on, DD-1 USS Baingridge. His picture is in this thread.
>>46276019Good. More countries need to be doing shit instead of bending over and presenting their holes.
>>46276019>I'm an expatriateDon't sound like them problems are getting fixed. Nor does it sound you are really too proud there.
>>46276036Was he on when it got sunk at Santa Cruz?
>>46276071He served in the Great White Fleet and in WWI.
“Essex,” you say as calmly as you can manage. “This is not a good-”“YOU THREW A PARTY AND DIDN'T INVITE ME!” she bellows. “I. Me. Thouuuu...eeee?” she trails off uncertainly. “But, you know, ME! *ESSEX*! Name ship, of the WAR-WINNING CARRIER CLASS!” She storms into the room all aflounce, brimming with self-satisfaction.“War winning?” Kongou pouts. “Where the dess have YOU been? We've been fighting-” “FOR A YEAR, HUH!?” she retorts, punching Kongou in the shoulder affectionately. “Always fashionably late, to *every* war~” “Essex, we're kind of in the middle of-”“Having a party WITHOUT me!” she finishes, crossing her arms over her sizeable bust and pouting in your direction. “I come riding to the rescue in the nick of time and *this* is the appreciation I get!?” Arizona looks at Essex calmly. Then she looks at Goto. Together, they start stepping backwards out of the room.“Essex, right now we're-” “You don't even know how to do a party right!” Essex scoffs. “Where's the food? Where's the cake? Where's the ice cream?” She punches *you* in the shoulder, making you rock sideways onto the support of the cane. “Oh right, they said you were a destroyer man!” She tries to throw an arm around your shoulder - by standing on tiptoe she juuust manages to get her hand to the other side of your thick neck. “Heeey,” she whispers in what counts as a conspiratorial tone for her. “Torpedo juice for ice cream - pint for gallon basis. Sound good?” Kongou cocks her head, leaning over with her hands on her knees to study Essex closely. “Where does *that* come out, dess?” Essex's face goes completely blank, mouth hanging open slightly.
>>46276036I'm *trying to do some USS Kidd writefaggotry, but it's like squeezing blood from a stone.>>46276030I dunno, the configuration shown is how she was built, no modifications or anything, maybe they removed it?
>>46275572OHOHOHO! TRUMP PLEASES USS IOWA FOR POLITICAL FAVORS! OHOHOHO!
>>46276071Also, USS Bainbridge DD-1 got scrapped in 1920, so she's probably an Abyssal
You ponit at the little webcam, desperate to get a word in sideways while you still can. “Essex, we are on TV!” “We are?” she says. “You... you mean right now?” “Yes.”Essex's hair whips about as she looks quickly back-and-forth between you and Kongou, visibly sizing up your comparative heights. Then she flounces 'cross the room to stick her face right in the webcam, neatly blotting out any height references. “HELLOOOOO?” She taps the monitor. “CAN YOU HEAR ME IN THEEEERE?” Kongou laughs. “Isn't she funny, tei... to...” As she scans the room and finds it one Goto short, a dark look comes over her face. “Why, that-” Within a moment she's bounded over the threshhold, over a prone and half-suffocated Hate and vanished down the hall. You slip out yourself and close the door behind you gently, surrendering to fate - there was really no stopping that, but when SecNav calls you to inform you of your execution date, you'll at least be able to say You Tried. You espy Arizona - or rather, her back - sauntering down the hall to the left, opposite of Kongou's escape vector. [ ] Go after her. You've been avoiding this talk long enough. [ ] Go after Goto. You'd actually like to know what happened after you went bonkers in the Strait, more than “we won, they lost, good game.” Besides, he's had enough Bongou for today. EVERYONE has.
>>46276030>Why is the real NATO 5.56 then Motherfukka?Because the US decided to be special snowflakes and adopt a round no one else used at the time.
>>46276119>[ ] Go after her. You've been avoiding this talk long enough.
>>46275506>dust off the bone and let her try them outP H R A S I N GHRASING
>>46276119>[X] Go after her. You've been avoiding this talk long enough. IT'S TIME.
>>46276119>[X] Go after her. You've been avoiding this talk long enough.
>>46276119>[ ] Go after Goto. You'd actually like to know what happened after you went bonkers in the Strait, more than “we won, they lost, good game.” Besides, he's had enough Bongou for today. EVERYONE has.
>>46276119>[ ] Go after her. You've been avoiding this talk long enough.Time to pay the piper. You did say you'd do anything for her to try and sort out the webcam mess.
>>46276119[ ] Go after Goto. You'd actually like to know what happened after you went bonkers in the Strait, more than “we won, they lost, good game.” Besides, he's had enough Bongou for today. EVERYONE has.
>>46276119>[ ] Go after Goto. You'd actually like to know what happened after you went bonkers in the Strait, more than “we won, they lost, good game.” Besides, he's had enough Bongou for today. EVERYONE has.The true waifu.Also I so happy that we got meme boat and internet together at last.
>>46276030The Sprucans always had two five-inchers. Remember, the difference between a Sprucan and a Tico is that the Tico had the Mark 26 or the VLS in place of the ASROC and Sea Sparrow launchers, and the AEGIS gear.Oh, and the Sprucans were designed from the start to have their forward five-incher replaced with the Mark 71 MCLWG eight-incher, but we never actually bought that.
>>46276056I believe most of Europe has finally reached maximum "Okay, you know what? Enough conciliation and appeasement.">>46276059I have another nationality, too. Born in Belgium to a Belgian mother.And yeah, much like anyone aware of the issues of their countries, I'm not too proud of my own.Both of them.
>>46276119>[x] Go after her. You've been avoiding this talk long enough.
>>46276119>[X] Go after her. You've been avoiding this talk long enough.Admiral Settle... do you fear love?
>>46276119>[ ] Go after Goto.Piss, wind, etc
>>46276119>[ ] Go after her. You've been avoiding this talk long enough.ugh, annoying choice. Text Goto we'll get him something to drink back out our place later, we can talk then. He'll need one after escaping.
>>46276119>[x] Go after her. You've been avoiding this talk long enough.Probably not going to get selected but...
>>46276119>[X] Go after her. You've been avoiding this talk long enough.It's best that we have our affairs in order before our imminent demise.
>>46276152Wow, we all fucking missed that... huh
>[x] Go after her. You've been avoiding this talk long enough.
>>46276119>Go after her. You've been avoiding this talk long enough. DO IT FAGGOT DO IT
>>46276119>[X] Go after Goto. You'd actually like to know what happened after you went bonkers in the Strait, more than “we won, they lost, good game.” Besides, he's had enough Bongou for today. EVERYONE has.>>46276195With all the Arizonafags? Don't be ridiculous. I'm pissing against the tide.
>>46276119>[x] Go after Goto. You'd actually like to know what happened after you went bonkers in the Strait, more than “we won, they lost, good game.” Besides, he's had enough Bongou for today. EVERYONE has.Cause seriously, wtf happened.
>>46276195>Probably not going to get selected but...Waifu votes will always trump plot votes.
>>46275899time for shit paint
>>46276119>[ ] Go after her. You've been avoiding this talk long enough.Let the pain and madness begin
>>46276019I'm actually one-quarter Belgian by blood myself. Have some old family stories from WWI, even. Best one is probably when my great-grandfather thought that salvage on a huge artillery shell was a grand idea - he found a dud the frost brought up, and so he parks it in the barn courtyard and sets about removing the driving band with a hammer. ... explains a lot about my family, when I think about it.
>>46276180I may be the asshat saying that 5.56 is the better ammo, but even I know that not buying an eight incher over a five incher is fucking retarded
>>46276119>[L] Go after her. You've been avoiding this talk long enough.
>>46276119>[X] Go after her. You've been avoiding this talk long enough. Time to take responsibility for things
>>46276119>[ ] Go after her. You've been avoiding this talk long enough.3621
>>46276119[x ] Go after her. You've been avoiding this talk long enough. Unit morale first, then we can get back to work.After cutting Essexes connection, of course.Or just dragging her with us to get oriented.
>>46276119>[x] Go after her. You've been avoiding this "talk" long enough.
>>46276152Oh, yeah, cos that's gonna happen. Face it you fuck: you're the only one with ships chasing your fucking dick. AND YOU REFUSE TO FUCKING USE IT. I'd say turn in your fucking man card, but I'm sure you gave that shit up years ago.
>>46275993IT'S A KNIFE THAT WISHES NOTHING MORE THAN TO MAKE HER ENEMIES BLEED IT HAS A RADAR SIGNATURE OF A FISHING BOATMURICA FUCK YEAH
>>46276248BRETHERN! ... though I gather that your family didn't insist on maintaining their citizenship. Walloon or Flemish? This is important and the family name tells you nothing.
>>46276248>Oh hey guys, a dud arty shell>I KNOW LET'S HAMMER IT OPEN TO SALVAGE WHAT'S INSIDEGoodness.
>>46276119>[ ] Go after Goto. You'd actually like to know what happened after you went bonkers in the Strait, more than “we won, they lost, good game.” Besides, he's had enough Bongou for today. EVERYONE has.On the way, see if you can't find the breaker box for the building and trip the main power breaker before Essex can cause TOO much of an international incident.
>>46276119>[ ] Go after her. You've been avoiding this talk long enough.THE TALK
>>46276119What the fuck, you mean the stupid option won AGAIN?!The stupid option sure didn't look to have a majority...
>>46276248...Every thing I learn about your family, everything makes more and more sense
>>46276276He's about to use it on Arizona at this rate Lt. Hate.
>>46276276>but I'm sure you gave that shit up years ago.Or maybe it was just when the title of Flag Rank Fucker was achieved
>>46276004>>46275973>>46276030>nobody uses 9.5x40mm>pussies
>>46276119>[x] Go after Goto. You'd actually like to know what happened after you went bonkers in the Strait, more than “we won, they lost, good game.” Besides, he's had enough Bongou for today. EVERYONE has.Let Ari seek us out if/when she wants to talk, we have bigger fish to fry right now.
>>46276248So that's where an eighth of your stupidity and utter lack of common sense comes from, where's the rest from?
>>46276091>they said you were a destroyer manha
>>46276276It's not my fault that clearance for special weapons release hasn't been authorized, Lt. With great power... comes great responsibility.
>>46276317I'm sorry, what.I didn't quite catch what you're saying there.Are we thinking about the same admiral?
>>46276291Meh. Dealing with dug up Artillery shells is fairly normal in Belgium.We have excellent Bomb Disposal Experts.That said, Belgians of both cultures are fairly crazy in some way.Look at our comics, no sane people can create that many, vastly different styles and subjects without being somewhat insane.Still saner than the Japanese, though.
>>46276119> [ ] Go after Goto. You'd actually like to know what happened after you went bonkers in the Strait, more than “we won, they lost, good game.” Besides, he's had enough Bongou for today. EVERYONE has.
>>46276368sez the man walking away from essex with a web cam connected to many many Japanese people.
>>46276368Yeah, it is your fucking fault. Don't try and pretend this is anything other than you probably not knowing what the fuck to do with one if she had fucking instructions tatted on her fucking stomach and ass!
>>46276119>[X] Go after Goto. You'd actually like to know what happened after you went bonkers in the Strait, more than “we won, they lost, good game.” Besides, he's had enough Bongou for today. EVERYONE has.
>>46276393That's like saying a sun even has a chance to be outshone by anything Earthbound
>>46276368>Hazuuki RuuSHIT RUN, IT'S THE MOE GRENADE!
>>46276289Flemish. My grandmother actually spoke it fluently, and my mother spoke some when she was a child. >>46276291My great-grandmother chased him around the barn three fucking times with a billhook, hell-bent on granting his death wish with less collateral damage. ... that happens to be a trend with women in my family, incidentally. Great-great grandmother stalked two German soldiers with a knife for a few miles. Great-grandmother on my Greek side chased the ice deliveryman several blocks with the ice-pick when he called her a goddamn foreigner. Even my own sister chased me around the front yard with a lunge whip when we were five or six or so.
>>46276249Blame the post-Vietnam budget cuts. It was cancelled in 1975, when we'd missed an entire modernization cycle during the war, so we desperately needed to complete one ASAP, and there just wasn't enough money to go around. Hence why the Army had to wait until the 80s for its modernization cycle, and why all the surviving Essexes and other WW2 era ships were retired en masse about the same time.
>>46276368>great responsibiltyoh wow
>>46276368We're laughing now, but at the rate this is going we're going to wind up with a signed order from President Trump and an exasperated 'Get ON with it!' sooner or later
>>46276393>Look at our comics, no sane people can create that many, vastly different styles and subjects without being somewhat insane.I thought that was mainly from the abundance of (very good) beer?
>>46276303>...Every thing I learn about your family, everything makes more and more sensePRETTY GODDAMNED MUCH.Also, the Sarajevo porn incident is up on my ask.fm, for the curious.
>>46276119[ ] Go after Goto. You'd actually like to know what happened after you went bonkers in the Strait, more than “we won, they lost, good game.” Besides, he's had enough Bongou for today. EVERYONE has.Drag Ari with us for bodyguard duty, of course.
>>46276440and thus the glock
>>46276393>That said, Belgians of both cultures are fairly crazy in some way.Crazy enough to declare that all citizens should stay inside because the ragheads have already won, apparently
>>46276440I can only imagine what it was like being those two germans.>HOLY FUCK HANS THERE'S A CRAZY GREEK WOMAN COMING TO KILL US
>>46276440Just think, the girl you may eventually end dating and/or marrying will be just like that.
>>46276119>[ ] Go after Goto. You'd actually like to know what happened after you went bonkers in the Strait, more than “we won, they lost, good game.” Besides, he's had enough Bongou for today. EVERYONE has.Because the last time Anon voted for a Serious Talk with Arizona things just went soooooo well...
>>46276243>500mm guns>18m boreHow does that work?
>>46276483You do realize France did the same thing after the Paris bombings? Even Boston did that after the fucking marathon bombings
>>46276471FUCKING FINALLY. Took you long enough.>>46276440>All the women are yanderesThis is expected.
>>46276119>>[ ] Go after her. You've been avoiding this talk long enough.Come on mang
>>46276368>With great power... comes great responsibility.So you're saying you WOULD take responsibility, right?
>>46276481And the shower knife...
>>46276539>>46276501It's not like he'll have a real choice in the matter. His waifu will find him
>>46276444WE GOT THE MONEY NOW, BUT NOOOO, WE USE IT ON FUCKING SHIPS THAT ARE WRAPPED SO FAR UP IN THEIR OWN SELF WORTH, THEIR HEADS RIPPED THROUGH THEIR ANUSES AND PUNCHED RIGHT OUT OF THEIR STOMACHS!
>>46276521and they were the only ones who did so when they weren't even fucking attacked so.
So, after counting the votes myself...well, what actually won was cutting the show, and yet planefag wrote that we voted to leave Essex in there and escape.Try and get it right this time with Arizona, Greek.
>>46276412Just for you, instructions geared to your mental age level:"'m a Tatsuta, curvy and stacked, Here is my bosom, here is my depth charge rack,When I get all steamed up, hear me shout,TIP ME OVER AND POUND ONE OUT
>>46276338I've always prefered the M392 DMR myself.
>>46276119[ ] Go after Goto. You'd actually like to know what happened after you went bonkers in the Strait, more than “we won, they lost, good game.” Besides, he's had enough Bongou for today. EVERYONE has.We're getting out of this incident on seemingly decent terms with her now. If we push our luck, it could only make things worse.
>>46276578I fucking knew itgoddamn it planefag
>>46276578he doesnt have to listen to us yknow, he could just write something that wasnt even a choice
>>46276539Oh come on, I'm sure planefag has fangirls.
>>46276471EXPLAIN YOURSELF PRANEFAG >>46276578
>>46276119[ ] Go after her. You've been avoiding this talk long enough.
[ ] Go after her. You've been avoiding this talk long enough.
>>46276440I'm now contractually obligated to grumble at you, since I'm a Walloon. Everyone in Belgium has a "Fuck the Prussians/Nazis" story dating back to one of the Wars.My Great-grandmother had an uncle that barely survived one of the massacres during the Great War (and was a old school Socialist, so Resistance too) and my grandmother was a courier for the Resistance during the Second.>>46276464The beer GREATLY helps.Seriously, great beer. And fries. And chocolate. Somethings are less good, though. Like some of the pies. (No, fuck you Namur, your local speciality pies are fucking indigestible).
>>46276578>implying it wasn't already too late>You slip out yourself and close the door behind you gently, surrendering to fate - there was really no stopping that, but when SecNav calls you to inform you of your execution date, you'll at least be able to say You Tried.Like I said. CHOOSE. THE FORM. OF THE DESSTRUCTOR.
>>46276604Then he shouldn't give us a choice in the first place. That's fucking dumb. If you give voters a choice, you don't just ignore what they vote for and do the opposite. Why fucking bother?
>>46276618>You will never be a qt girl who fucks planefag in a closet after using a series of noisemakers to trick him into expending his ammunition into the woods.
>>46276623He doesn't actually count votes most of the time
>>46276578Fucking really? Then what is the point of even voting at all.We try to do something sane, and just goes 'lol nope'.
>>46276578i'm a little bit annoyed if it's true, but i don't care enough to go triple-checki just want out of this memeshow i don't care how
>>46276119>>[ ] Go after her. You've been avoiding this talk long enough. She just turned this into less of a disaster, or potentially even something positive. We owe her, and we promised her a favor -- anything she wanted I believe.
>>46276654>>46276653So in other words it's the fact that We Tried to shut it down before leaving, instead of just leaving
>>46276618They are literally all lesbians. I have no idea why.>says the greek
>>46276653Fucking Apache crews. I swear.
>>46276653It's alright, we all forget how to do basic counting occasionally.
>>46276653Actually expected that the vote would not matter against the DESSTRUCTOR.But I hoped against hope.
>>46276668Does he not count the ones with [X] in them or something?
>>46276583Admiral Settle, that amused me more than it should.
>>46276583Considering she's in critical and may not fucking pull through, that's in pretty poor fucking taste, isn't it?
>>46276709Hey. Hey. Heeey. Majored in PoliSci. If there's one thing I can do, it's count votes!
>>46276744And then skew them to the desired outcome! Hurray for corruption!
>>46276740Pretty poor taste, but I imagine Settle sees your suggestions the same way.>>46276744... That does not fill me with confidence.
>>46276744And by that you mean rig elections?
>>46276744In support of the party goals, right?
>>46273392>Naka shows up>Pretends to be an SUPER EBIL ABYSSAL >They have a mock Kung-fu turned catfight on the webcam.>Terror has to start her own webcam show in order to bring the spooky back.Eventually Abyssals are forced to spend more time cam whoring than attacking.
>>46276744>political science>fair electionsOne of these things is not like the other...
>>46275961...An appropriate substitution... for our current technological level.>will not go full orbitfagI wonder. though, would an energy sword pen shipgirl armor?Energy bayonet for Fenrir, perhaps?>>46276035With the way this is going, I wouldn't be surprised that one of those officers is in quest right now. Or the original poster of that story.>>46276119>[X] Go after her. You've been avoiding this talk long enough. WE LEFT ESSEX IN THE ROOM UNSUPERVISEDTHERE'S GOING TO BE CARRIER STRIPTEASE POSTED EVERYWHERE NOW>he found a dud the frost brought up, and so he parks it in the barn courtyard and sets about removing the driving band with a hammer. Fuckin' awesome.>>46276336>im-fucking-plying I don't apply a fuckload of paint because it's too goddamn spotty in the first place >dollar store paint>>46276514500m guns. M.The twin MACs run half the length of the ship.It would have more weapons, but somebody decided to build her as an aviation cruiser.>>46276592Waiting for somebody to catch onto that.>9.5x40mm the fuck?>the fuck uses 9.5x40?>the fuck takes 9.5x40?Still better than 7.62 NATO.
>>46276740Better to laugh before I die. I always wanted to go out with a.... Bang.
>>46276776>Abyssal version of iku gets wind of webcam shows>Abyssals become even bigger joke
>>46276744then why did you get it wrong?
>>46276776>MAGICAL BATTLESHIP KONGO-DESS VS. EVIL SUPER SIREN LIGHT CRUISER NAKA-CHAN
[X] Go after her. You've been avoiding this talk long enough.Hey, at least with this vote it's impossible to prewrite the next post, since we're literally at a crossroads.
>>46274516>>46274554>>46274588It gets worse. Whoever drew this put a submarine pen in the bow of the ship.I mean, why...?
>>46276793Here's a (you), you annoying faggot.
>>46276788>I wonder. though, would an energy sword pen shipgirl armor?Even if it would, I think it'd be like a knife against a moose.Sure, you can technically penetrate the 'skin'. No, it's thick enough that you won't be remotely able to reach anything vital.
>>46276740Oh. Oh dear, I'm sorry. Your beloved ship is a shattered hulk of her former self, lying listless and empty-looking on life support. Well, well. What would Hate do in this situation - oh, right. Ahem. "HEY, SKIPPER! FORGET ABOUT HER AND GO FUCK SOME OTHER BOAT! YEAH!"
Live stream needed Naka. nakkaaaaaaa
>>46276844Sure it is, how big's the knife we're talking here?
>>46276793...I do not believe that it will go over well if I were to give you a Viking funeral, with the humble addition of high explosives. Especially in lieu of the enemies you have recently fought against.Rest now. Your drydock is under construction as we speak.
>>46276857She's too busy looking after Harder's Harder.
>>46276856Marines are naturally unfaithful.
>>46276740Was gonna say >fatgreek killing anyone but then >>46276856
>>46276857Naka is currently docked for UNREP with a certain submarine and cannot be bothered~
>>46276862Well a sword'll be like 2, 3 feet long? And boats are usually dozens of feet wide at least
>>46276835>I mean, why...?SCIENCE ISN'T ABOUT "WHY," IT'S ABOUT WHY NOT!?
>>46276894Why not livestream that then, it's not an unoriginal concept.
>>46276793Maybe if you're willing to try to pull through instead of let yourself die or be killed, you could go out in combat instead in an ICU. Maybe there should be a "Do Not Tow/Lash" directive for ship-people, so they don't end up like you if they'd rather die on the field.
>>46276793There are worse ways to go than 'death by snu-snu'.
VOTES CALLED!New thread soon since we're on page 10. I'll let you guys count for me since you're so good at it~
>>46276934You heard him, start counting, you people.>>46276917DUDE WAT
>>46276934Go after her has almost twice the votes as goto
>>46276844>>46276862>Sure it is, how big's the knife we're talking here?Well, assuming that Crab can craft one to appropriate specifications as laid out in the venerable codices?>Length: 126.8 centimeters>Width: 3.8 centimeters>Height: 50.1 centimeters
>>46276856>Your beloved arleigh burke is a shattered hulk of her former self, listing lifeless and empty-looking on wooden piles. Well, well. What would Settle do in this situation - oh, right. Ahem. PACK HIS SHIT AND FLY TO FUCKNG JAPAN
>>46276985>venerable codices>Crab is a techpriestThis explains so much.>>46276961Look I get it I was wrong okay
>>46276969>First shipgirl sextape released today>Reasons for Settle's stress skyrocket, along with reasons for execution of career
>>46276934Arizona seems to have 20 votes over Goto, fag
>>4627693439, Arizona19, Goto
>>46276976That's not very precise, anon. We need NUMBERS!Meanwhile I'll just shitpost on IRC a bit as I wait for the official, vetted tally of votes verified by poll watchers~
>>4627693441 votes in favor of Arizona, 19 votes in favor of Goto.Arizona wins. God help us all.
>>46276985So a claymore.... HATE, HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT JACK CHURCHILL?
>>46277018>hundreds of young males now routinely rush to the beaches during abyssal attacks, claiming if a manlet can do it, so can they>parents are in despair
>>46277057I mean, there's 106 IPs in the thread so it's not that unreasonable
>>46277082B-but that's forbidden love!
>>46277075Abyssal fear to go near land ever after, citing risk of rape.
>>46277101Won't stop her.
>>46276934It's the Ari vote, by quite a bit.People are butthurt because that was a very deceptive vote, and they're not happy about be railroaded out of a sane option when presented with one.
>>46277042>>46277024Will this be a virtual repeat of last time? We shall see.
>>46277075>Deafeat of abyssals within a week due to copious amounts of attempted RAEP>Nine months later, the answer to if shipgirls can have kids is answered
>>46277137but anon, it's just an honest mistake, and if it makes people salty lol who cares amirite XDDDDDKill me.
Which gun is your raifu?
>>46277146Probably not.The last conversation ended because she had a misunderstanding and then stormed off.We're equipped to dispel that misunderstanding now because FUCK romcom tropes.
>>46276856You're bad at fucking reading people if you think that.
>>46277184KAR98 I guess?
>>46277206That's optimistic, but not unfounded.We'll just have to wait I suppose.
>>46277184A Colt Model 629.
>>46277231You. I fucking like you. You're a man of fucking taste.
>>46277263The FN FAL is objectively a better rifle. : ^ )
>>46277263Well I'm glad someone agrees. My dad thinks I'm crazy.
>>46277237If there's one thing planefag hates, it's cliche anime tropes
>>46277216Gonna change this to the Barreta 50 cal. Go big or go home
>>46277237Arizona got mad because we told her we couldn't let the two of us get close, and she assumed that we and Shoukaku were close.Honestly I'm more annoyed at Ari than anybody else for not picking up on the overwhelming undercurrent of "When is Settle gonna fuck Arizona" around the base
>>46277184I'm biased towards the HK416.
>>46277298Which will create more Salt?That's the real question.
>>46277307What makes you think she hasn't?
>>46277307Unfortunately there is ALSO an undercurrent of when is Settle gonna fuck Shou at the same time.
>>46277313>Martini-HenrySo you wear red coats and sing MEN OF HARLECH too?
>>46277330Not that we see or hear it all that often in Quest.
>>46277326Because then she'd probably realize that if we're agonizing over her and not Shou, well, maybe it's because we're not trying to fuck Shou.To be fair it's easy to get fucked up with your impressions of situations involving herself.>>46277330The only people asking that are Arizona herself and some of the cruisers.
>>46277288The FAL is overrated as fuck, mostly by people who missed Rhodesia by like 30 years. They lost, the west forced their fucking views on the nation, and now there's a psychotic dictator who's the poster child for everything the rhodies were fucking screaming about when they went to war in charge of the fucking country.
>>46277298Wait when you say cliche what are we talking here?
>>46277375The FAL is an efficient, well-designed, reliable workhorse battle rifle.Nothing more, nothing less.
>>46277375Still better than an L85.
>>46277369It IS there though, so ofc we get to experience that set of troubles as well.
>>46277375You seem a bit salty.Is it because your favorite rifle was obsolete the moment it was introduced?
>>46277401Sometimes it's not about what's the absolute best, but what you're comfortable with and what you find reliable.
>>46277298>If there's one thing planefag hates, it's cliche anime tropes>meanwhile he shoves the quest full of them>The tension between Ahri and Settle is because of MISUNDERSTANDINGS >Essex is a walking storm of anime cliches mixed into a Golden Retriever>He's a daughterufag and a haremfagYeah, as much as he likes to pretend he's the BIG BAD ANIME CLICHE HATING QM he secretly enjoys that stuff.
>>46277411No fucking argument there.
>>46277420The FAL is noted for being both of those things.
>>46277426>Yeah, as much as he likes to pretend he's the BIG BAD ANIME CLICHE HATING QM he secretly enjoys that stuff.>he secretly enjoys that stuff.>secretly
>>46277411>Still better than an L85.Well what in the fuck AIN'T!?
>>46277426So you are saying deme is a tsundere?
Anyone seen Crab around, I miss hearing the incessant bitching about Flag Rank Fuckers
>>46277411What's wrong with an L85?Least it ain't a Nambu.
>>46277455>>46277411No bully Elle-chan>>46277424SPEC OPS SHIT GET OUT REEEEEE
>>46277455The .30-06 Chauchat
>>46277455Indian knockoff of the AK-47?
NEW THREAD WHEN, AEROGREEK
>>46277411>>46277478>Heavy>Pain in the arse to clean and strip>Right-hand usage onlySweet fucking christ I love that shitty old rifle.
>>46277449Really? Because as someone who hasn't shot a FAL, I think I'd prefer the gun that I have and am familiar with.
>>46277486Elle a shit.Faaru is best raifu.
>>46277478The early model was plagued with such problems as constant jams and the magazine falling out with the slightest provocation.The plastic finish was easily warped by sunlight too.
>>46277515I just said no bully, I didn't mean she was best Raifu.Elle-chan is for headpats.Fal nee-san is for loving.
>>46277538You say that like those problems have actually been fixed.
>>46277457You just noticed?
>>46277507The FAL is generally considered the most ergonomic of the "big three" battle rifles, and is also the most controllable on full-auto. Much like the other two major battle rifles, the weapon is extremely reliable in almost every condition, with the sole exception of sand for some reason. However, the sand issue is easily fixed with the addition of "sand cuts" on the receiver and bolt carrier.
>>46277559Fuck your FAL faggoty shit, best rifle is M1 Garand
>>46277582Who cares? I like my gun.
>>46277184AK, any variant
>>46277567Hey, at least the LSW is manageable!For a given definition of manageable anyway
>>46277600And that's perfectly alright.
>>46277582Full auto control means absolutely jack and shit in the modern age
>>46277559My apologies, I have a friend who likes the L85, so I'm used to giving anyone who says anything about Elle-chan shit in a joking manner. But I can agree on that much.
>>46277601Go home, you're fucking drunk.
>>46277567Because they have?Or at least, instead of hearing reports every week, you only hear them once a blue moon. Thank fuck for H&K
>>46277614I AM HOME
>>46277184SAR21Go look it up.
>>46277624You mean the same HK who produced the original fucked-up design in the first place, because they didn't care about fixing the thing when they took over Enfield?
>>46277654ALABAMA X CRAWFISH WHEN
>>46277184Army Single Action Colt
>>46277600I was just answering a question. >>46277587The Garand was the best rifle of WWII, although that's not saying much. It's a shame that magazine-fed Garands were never issued.With the sole exception of the M14.>>46277609Fully automatic bursts have their place, as niche as it might be. That said, going full retard for any length of time is best left for a unit's machine guns.
>>46277724Hello there, Revolver Ocelot.
>>46277684>>46277668that would infer that I'm good enough a writer to create it
>>46277724ARMY GO HOME R333333333333333333333333333333
>>46277624>you only hear them once a blue moon>once a blue moon>blue moonYou have no fucking clue how tempted I am to post a link to the Marcels' biggest hit right now.
>>46277724U'RE BREDDY GUD
>>46277747fUCK WRITING, PICS WHEN?
>>46277730Honestly curious what niche that is.And the Garand still stacks up pretty well against modern full rifles, but that may be because with the advent of the assault rifle, development slowed down