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The questions keep rolling in like merciless tides of crude engrish crashing on the beach of your patience, blood flow slowly shutting down to your hand as Arizona crushes it tightly.

>talk please
>TALK
>use your word power girl
>are you sure she's american? so skinny
>tits too small
>yeah blonde hair is american
>she's irish
>FLAT IS JUSTICE FLAT IS JUSTICE FLAT IS JUSTICE
>Arizona: contacts or glasses?
>sing for us please
>she should wear glasses
>big tits best tits 'merica go home
>but can she bongo the kongo?
>can you sing with kongou?
>duet time!
>ROW ROW ROW YOUR BOAT: TOGETHER
>i'd row into her boathose if you know what I mean
>SING
>please talk
>she's shy!
>this isn't anime retards she's just pissed off
>SHY
>GLASSES, NOW
>so shy
>TALK TALK TALK TALK TALK
>sing kookaburra with shoukaku!
>that's a kingfisher not a crane you retard

The torrent of ribald commentary continues till Arizona steels herself - with a breath so slight you'd miss it were you not looking for it - and releases your hand. She grasps her throat gently and shakes her head, then returns to a stance suspiciously close to parade rest - cold, cool, formal.
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>mute?
>broken voice?
>THE PERFECT WOMAN
>new waifu confirmed
>she's perfect wife if she also lies still OH WAIT
>I'd slam my bomb into her deck
>so moe
>MUTE MOE
>theme of next anime season confirmed

Kongou leans forward, squinting intently - trying to fish out a new question instead of crass follow-ups to the last one. “HEY ARIZONA ARE YOU-” she pauses, scanning - “STILLANGRYABOUTPEARLHARBooooh *dess it,*” Kongou trails off.

Arizona fixes the webcam with an icy glare... and then lets it melt into a sunny smile. She releases your hand to wave away any concerns. As you flex your hand behind your leg to work blood back into it, she throws an arm around Kongou companionably.

“SEE!?” Kongou says, throwing up the V sign. “I'm her sempai NNOW-” Arizona's slipped her arm up and caught the loud girl in a firm headlock. Winking at the camera, she applies a vigorous noogie to Kongou as the Japanese shipgirl flails about - “NO DESS BUENO!” - giving the internet some tantalizing glimpses up her shirt in the swirls of silk.

>oh my god she is best waifu
>RELEASE THE DESS OR THERE WILL BE CONSEQUENCES
>fags with shitty waifus btfo
>GAIJIN RELEASE KONGOU OR WE KILL
>die in a fire thank you
>ADMIRAL GOTO WORST PRODUCER ADMIRAL SETTLE BEST PRODUCER
>who is your favorite im@s admirals?
>what does that even mean
>kongou's still stronger
>ambush tactics nice
> “ambush tactics” THE FUCKING IRONY
>fuck you white boy
>btfo lmao gg
>TWO BOMBS WEREN'T ENOUGH
>admiral goto ever fought a battle?
>SETTLE HOW MANY ABYSSALS DID YOU SINK AT LA
>settle: did they cover up losses at LA how bad was it
> “TWO BOMBS” actually it only took one to the magazine LOL
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Arrived for this one
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Goto sighs ever so slightly - the window of opportunity has passed. Now shutting down the stream will just make it a bigger phenomena, Verboten By The Authorities, which carries about ten times the weight with ten times worse a class of people in Japan than it does anywhere else - the video will be promulgated by otaku exclusively, burned to DVD and immortalized in awful memes. Much like Hell or the Marines mess, the only way out is through. Giving the screen a lidded-eyed look, he searches for another discussion topic. “So, Settle - what's your favorite idolmaster?”

You stoneface the camera. “No comment.”

“Okay. For me-” he squints. “No, I am not married.” Another squint. “Dating lives?” He puts on a Very Formal expression and regards the camera squarely. “I will only observe that the US Navy went almost twenty years without a long-range anti-surface weapon for their primary surface combatant.”

“My Higgins was a Flight II boat,” you return levelly, “equipped with eight RGM-84 anti-ship cruise missiles in a pair of four-tube angled launchers amidships.”

“Harpoons are for whales, Admiral Settle.”

You nod sagely, closing your eyes. “Nobody knows more about whale hunting than the Japanese, it is true.”

>vote: freeform. POST MORE QUESTIONS.
>in-universe things to consider: Settle has some fame from The Battle of LA, every otaku in creation currently sees Goto as a real-life Producer-san and the Flat Chest Leauge is already turning out to back Arizona as the dark-horse candidate against Kongou
>additional note: every bad argument/troll you have ever seen directed at US technology is probably present in force here
>P.S.S: 4chan has arrived in low numbers
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>>46273260
>noogie
Arizona the ambush specialist? This is new.
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>>46273260
>NO DESS BUENO

Pfffffft
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>>46273254
ITS TIME

SETTLE SHIT TASTE IN 2HU CONFIRMED
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>>46273304
keine
lewds
when
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>>46273341

talk shit get hit
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>>46273304
>Arizona, Kongo, what do you think of carriers?
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REMINDER NAKA IS BEST GIRL
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>>46273304
>what do you think of Iowa?
>Would you like more standard types to fight with you?
>HIRYUUU FUCKING WHEREEEEE

>>46273341
>IMBLYIGN
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>>46273254
>>this isn't anime retards she's just pissed off
>>46273260
>“NO DESS BUENO!”
This has been a beautiful venting

>>46273304
>“Nobody knows more about whale hunting than the Japanese, it is true.”
>OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
>MORE LIKE AMERICAN LANDWHALE
>SHOW US YOUR TITS
>FUCK THAT SHOW US YOUR GUNS
>wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
>[some poor innocent sap asking a normal question, whisked away instantly in the tide]
>ARIZONA-CHAN'S BELT IS THICKER THAN DESS
>[more incomprehensible emote spam]
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>>46273304
>Arizona, what is your favorite thing about Japan?
>Do you have any hobbies?
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>>46273365
Surprise Naka interrupt?

She could totally own the show.
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>>46273360

w o w
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>>46273304
If you could do anything different, would you?
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>>46273304
Marines still have Dept. of Navy on their paychecks?
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>>46273254
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE LCS?
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>>46273304
>WHEN IS NAKA'S NEXT CONCERT?
>IS SHE SINGLE?
>HOW MANY ABYSSALS HAVE YOU KILLED WITH YOUR SWORD, SETTLE?
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>>46273304
Is it true you have a fish bowl on your cane?
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>>46273392
>Motorcycle Tengu patrol
>Implying it's a bad thing
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>>46273403
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*sssssip*

>Kongou, did you know that Starbucks will put espresso in your tea for you? Its called a Dirty Chai. You'd like it.

I'm going to catch hell for this. But that sounds like a future-me problem.

*sssssssssip*
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>>46273254
7.62 OR 5.56?
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Kongou what do you think about the japan of now, as compared to the Japan you were born into and the Japan in the Second World War?
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>>46273304
>Just how shitty IS the LCS, anyway, Settle? Give it to us straight--you're a war hero, they can't do anything to you!

>Hey, Goto, why the hell did I see F-35s flying into Yokosuka last week? You Japs hidin' something?

>Admiral Settle, I am a local businessman, and I wish to report that your PT corgis keep leaving "sea mines" on my doorstep every morning. Please make this stop before I am forced to... escalate matters.

>REEEEEEEEEEEE 2CH GET OUT

>*no question, just goatse.jpg*
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I wanna troll so hard but I... can't think of a damn thing... I'm clearly not drunk enough, damn it!
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To all the faggots who are yelling that making plans to refit Tats while she’s bedridden is bad and we should just let fap angle lead us by the nose: Quests are a two way street you morons. Planefag isn’t some iron fisted dictator with adamantine rails, we get plenty of opportunities for write ins precisely because sometimes, just sometimes some anons have good ideas.

>>46273304
> To both adm. Personal fav way to handle stress sirs?
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>>46273403
>coastal ship
>missiles have huge ranges, so going near the coast is irrelevant and only makes you a target for superior Chinese anti-ship missiles

Let's just bring back Battleships and strap a bunch of missiles to them. We don't need destroyers or frigates anymore.
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>>46273304
>gachiGasm HOW ABOUT THAT LEATHER BOY gachiGasm
>I WANT TO TOUCH HAMPS BUTT
>Can I have my car back?
>DESS WHATS YOUR FAVORITE MEME
>How does a shipgirl refuel at sea?
>Do shipgirls have metal in there bodies?
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>>46273422
He means Liberal Crime Squad
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>>46273438
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>>46273304
>KEINE LEWDS WHEN
>something something F-35
>DO YOU FEAR THE LONG DONG
>Going from a destroyer to a battleship is a hell of a trade nice m8
>Is it true you've sucked like, fifty dicks?
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>>46273459

that game fucking rules
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>>46273304
Which ship would have won in a fight, Iowa or Yamato?
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>>46273413

Eventually, no, FUCKING NONE COS HE'S A FUCKING PUSSY.
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>>46273304
Why hasn't the US been summoning back their Kanmusu? They had a huge-ass Navy, surely they have the resources to do so.
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>>46273395
BURN IT ALL DOWN.
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>>46273304
WHO WAS THE CRAZY YANKEE WITH YOU AND SHOUKAKU
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>>46273304
>Do battleship guns use magazines or clips?
>>CLIPS
>>CLIPS
>>CLIPS
>>clips
>>CLIPS
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>>46273260
>NO DESS BUENO!

I BET YOU'RE REALLY PROUD OF THAT ONE YOU SUMBITCH
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>>46273477
>Which ship would have won in a fight, Iowa or Yamato?

anon is on fucking point tonight
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So much dess.
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>>46273462
... how do you fuck up that badly?
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>>46273477
Iowa would rip Yamato's pagoda out
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>>46273304
>You're a big guy
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>>46273477
Sammy.
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>>46273304
Who would win in a fight, Arizona or Nagato?
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>>46273508
Boots
Also they're more familiar with spellcards anyway.
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>>46273304
>IS SETTLE REALLY A BIG GUY?
>DOES GOTO SECRETLY WEAR THE MASK?
>TELL ME ABOUT SHOUKAKU, WHAT DOES SHE THINK OF SETTLE?
>HAS SETTLE AND GOTO STARTED THE FIRE?
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>>46273304
YANKEETOKU IS THE CRAZY MARINE YOUR BOYFRIEND
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>>46273484

>Well, they scrapped a lot of hulls after the war- figure a lot of them probably didn't like that sort of ignominious end. Maybe they just don't want to come back?
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>>46273304
Are either of you willing to do the ice bucket challenge?

Have either of you thought of competing in the Olympics once the wars over?
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>>46273304
>SHIPGIRLS ARE A USELESS WASTE OF FUNDS THAT GET GOOD MEN KILLED, WE SHOULD REPLACE THEM WITH PONTOON AEROGAVINS
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>>46273304
>Why has humanity basically enslaved ships for thousands of years? Is it ethical to continue to use ships now that we know they're sentient beings?
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Arizona when Pennsylvania shows up what are you going to do?
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>>46273304
If Sammy is there, what's it like being around the ship responsible for sinking you? Could Samar have gone differently?
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>>46273304
IF YOU ARE SHIPS DOES THAT MEAN YOU ARE FULL OF SEAMEN
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>>46273304
>WRESTLE
>the girls or the admirals?
>BOTH
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>>46273510
Bend her over a DESS and give her a big one from behind with a strap on you mean?
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>>46273536
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>>46273535
>Boots
Didn't need to say anymore than that. Like that time I got brought a bunch of 12 gauge needles instead of 26 gauge needles. Like they dont event fit on this kind of syringe, how the fuck did you screw up that badly?
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>>46273304
>Thoughts on the video the Enterprise posted online?
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>>46273304
IS THERE A CREW INSIDE OF YOU

btw planefag does the public know of fairies
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>>46273304
What is the largest number of donuts you've ate in one sitting Arizona?
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>>46273473
Speaking of

>>46273304
>I may not be Fred Flinstone, but I can make your bed rock

>If you were a phaser, you'd be set to stunning

>Nice shoes, wanna fuck?
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>>46273304
>Settle did you fuck the Shokaku like America fucked Japan?
>or did you bomb Arizona's Harbor?
>Do Ship girls can make babies, if so SHOW US! We won't believ you other wise.
>Arizona why is your frontal armor less then a battlecruiser?
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>>46273304
>WHERE'S HORNET
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>>46273304

>to shipgirls; do you have crews? How do you load seamen?

(Because, if I remember right, fairies are still super-secret. That'd make a fun reveal.)
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>>46273585
>Like that time I got brought a bunch of 12 gauge needles instead of 26 gauge needles
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>>46273304
To Arizona,

Do you even lift?
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>>46273304
>When Taihō farts does fire come out?
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>>46273304

YAMATO WHEN YOU SHITTY ADMIRAL
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>>46273304
>Is Harder a reverse trap?
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>>46273304
SHERMAN WORST TANK REMOVE SHERMAN REPLACE WITH TIGER
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>>46273304
>F-35 a shit it lose stealth to fire weapons
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>>46273304
>WHY HAVEN'T YOU BEEN USING ISE AND HYUUGA MORE THEIR AVIATION REFITS WERE BRILLIANT
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IS KAGA SIIIIIINGLE?
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>>46273656
FUCK YOU, SHERMANS BEAT TIGERS IN MOST ENGAGEMENTS

GERMANY HAS NEVER MADE A GOOD TANK
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So guys how are we going to spin this to the CNO?

Trying to create a more positive image for the the SPOOKY ship girls?
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>>46273304
Give Reppu
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>>46273304
>P.S.S: 4chan has arrived in low numbers
>Shit is engaging fan

Whats it like to be full of seamen?

Do you remember being steal ships?

How much butt stuff did people get up to inside you?

What's it like to know all your old crew are dead and there's nothing you could have done to save them?
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>>46273304
>WHY ARE WARCRIMES SO CUTE WHAT IS WRONG WITH GOD
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>>46273656
>german tonks
F I N A L D R I V E
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>>46273677

Kongo got a webcam.

We couldn't SHUT IT DOWN in time.

You know, like a LOT of stupid shit performed by a LOT of dumb enlisted personnel and officers throughout time.
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>>46273431
You monster.
>>46273395
TBF they did have a major carrier op following that BB brawl this week, so curiosity as to how the two classes get along is to be expected.

It's still insensitive as fuck to ask Ari, but this is the internet we're talking about.

>>46273304
> Shoukaku where?
> I'm so hungry I could eat my mousemat, how do you prep these rations tasty?
> Sea life best life, true?
> Are all US Battleships so cute?
> Most amusing creeper deterrent you've seen?
> Does having more horsepower make you better at armwrestling?
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>>46273304
Aside from Kanmusu, what has been the weirdest experience of your Naval careers? Either Admiral.
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>>46273304
DOES I-8 REMEMBER WHAT SHE DID TO THOSE PEOPLE
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>>46273304
IF I TAKE OFF THAT THING ON HER HEAD, WILL KONGOU DIE?
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>>46273677
We're not, we're going to admit it was a mistake and move on.
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>>46273304
>Settle Jap Killer! Show Slay Kongou with your Sword!
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>>46273304
Hows it feel to be utterly replaceable?
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>>46273578
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>THE RETURN OF OUR GLORIOUS NAVY MEANS WE SHOULD GET RID OF UGLY GAIJIN. GO AWAY AMERICAN FILTH, WE DON'T NEED YOU!
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>>46273544

I figure the Crossroads hulls likely share that opinion. With a side of PTSD.
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>>46273677
Probably our best bet at justifying it at this point.

Maybe use Kongo's webcamming as another way to humanize the ship-girls and have her do a show every week or two.
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Dixie better than yankee.
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>>46273717
THIS

DEATH TO AMERICAN SCUM

RETURN KOREA AND TAIWAN TO RIGHTFUL OWNERS
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>>46273304
Is arashi there and if so, SCREW HER FOR LOSING THE WAR FOR JAPAN AT MIDWAY!
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>>46273304
ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ
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>>46273304
>>46273304
>WHAT DOES HAVING A FUNCTIONING VAGINA FEEL LIKE AFTER BEING DEAD FOR HALF-A-CENTURY
>PLEASE RESPOND
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>>46273260
Hey, Ari! Tell us about the Blackie Incident!
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TRUMP 2020 MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN

AGAIN
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>>46273304
fufufu, kowa?
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>>46273743
Japan lost the war on December 7th, faggot.
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>>46273254
US RADAR MASTER RACE!
FUCK BUORDS
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>>46273304
>WHY ARE BURGER BOATS CUTE
>REDDIT GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>Are all US battleship flat?
>What happened at sundai?
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>>46273732
>Maybe use Kongo's webcamming as another way to humanize the ship-girls and have her do a show every week or two.
I like this.
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>>46273304
>Goto: I was raped by one of your submarines and the JMSDF won't listen to me. Where do I go to file a complaint?
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>>46273759
>>46273304
I'd actually like this question answered in a less lewd context.

What is it like for ships to go from metal to flesh? How does it feel to breath air and need to eat?
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>>46273736
lolwut? Is that a real thing? 100% seriously?
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>>46273304
What does Taihou's farts smell like?
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>>46273777
With appropriate screening, of course.
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>>46273304
>Do the carriers have favorite planes.
>Who pilots the carrier planes.
>Can you launch amphibious assaults.
>Kongou would you make out with your sisters.
>Kongou would you give me Hiei
>Kongou would you give me Haruna
>Kongou would you give me Kirishima
>Is Haruna really daijobu
>What's with Kirishima and microphones anyways
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>>46273304
>Having done some research, I have discovered that light Infantry is cable of destroying everything due to Missiles. Light infantry is cable of traveling huge distances in hostile terrain and doesn't require large supply lines unlike tanks and other ground forces . It is very versatile cable of destroying everything from tanks to aircraft due to vast variety of weapons they often wield and have been marginalized in recent years due to pressure from corrupt lobbyist and defense contractors. The Us military recognizing their importance has been vastly expanding theire size since they are in active combat. They are cable of destroying tanks using ATGM and TOW's rendering tanks expensive glass cannon. They are also cable of storming building using javelin missiles and suppressive fire making them very useful COIN warfare and can destroy air craft using stingers letting them do everything

I've already triggered one weapons expert with this.

>LCS is shit
>Zumwalt is shit
>Dong-Feng age of carrier is over

>Arizona... Why do you not sing for us? Are we unworthy?

And because I just know orbitfag would be somewhere around here

>nuclear-powered destroyers/cruisers/battleships when
>mass-implemented railguns when
>lasers when
>SSTO heavy-lift transport ships when
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>>46273304
>Why has nobody done the Sharpie test yet?
>HAS OUR GLORIOUS YAMATO COME BACK YET? DON'T LIE, WE ALL KNOW GOTO IS IN BED WITH THE AMERICAN SCUM!
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>>46273304

> to girls; any of you met old survivors from your original crews? If yes, how'd that go?
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>>46273777
If it was in a controlled context, it'd probably be fine.

Maybe have shipgirl news and lifestyle tips, along with shipgirls preforming a song or a little skit afterwards.

Might be good for morale, as well as PR.
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>>46273304
>P.S.S: 4chan has arrived in low numbers
>come on 4chan represent cruelty

Do you ever sit around and talk about old war crimes?

What's it like being the Nazi Germany of Asia?

So I heard you like to watch sailors drown!
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>>46273777
Plus, it has the bonus of being able to be done on base in semi-controlled conditions, unlike a lot of PR stuff.
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>>46273304

WHAT THE FUCK IS WITH SHOKAKU BEING A SHIP WITH AN F-18 ON IT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING GAIJIN GET FILTHY HORNET OFF OF PURE CARRIER WAIFU DECK
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>>46273820
Japan did not commit war crimes, gaijin.

We remember Dresden and Hiroshima.
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>>46273455
>firing cruise missiles at a US fleet

list of things nobody does twice

1. that
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>>46273304
>How much do you remember?
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>>46273831
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

MY WAIFU IS PURE GIRL

DO NOT CLAIM THAT NAKA IS NOT PURE VIRGIN
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>>46273554
Oh hello Abyssal buddy.

>captcha is planes
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>>46273832
Bataan, Nanjing, and Unit 731 would disagree.
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>>46273304
Which Successor State is the best in the Inner Sphere?
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what's so special about ships that only they come back? show us the coastal defence battery titties! the seaport titties! lighthouse's mighty swinging donger!
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>>46273304
Didn't the Navy find a prostitute on the USS Arizona once?
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>>46273874
I am not abyssal. I am simply a concerned citizen.
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>>46273832
Lol dirty Japs don't know their own history! Go back to you rape huts then torture some POWs and maybe you'll be less butthurt!
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>>46273832
Forgot about Nagasaki though, huh?
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4chan represent!
>Whats it like at the bottom of the sea?
>Did you hear the screams as you sank?
>Arizona, do you have your admirals ring?
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>>46273304
Kongou,How does the Japan of Now Compare torward the Japan of when you were born and the Japan of the Pacific War?
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>>46273811
I mean, Arizona's first human contact was one of her old crew.
>>46273844
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>>46273883
GIVE US THE TERROR OF THE BAGGER 288
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>>46273304

HELLO AMERICAN FRIEND I FROM MALAYSIA THANK YOU FOR COME WITH SHIP HOUSTON TO SAVE US
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>>46273900
I always wondered where Arizona's ring was.

Is it on her finger?
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P1500 MONSTER VS NAKA WHO WINS
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>>46273666

I got you.

They're busy.

Very busy.

Don't fucking ask doing what.
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>>46273900
Arizona precedes to take Settle and Gotos rings...
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>>46273915
Somewhere on her skull, going by weird shipgirl analogues
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REMINDER ABYSSALS HATE MANKIND FOR POLLUTING THE OCEAN
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>>46273785
This is important. I wish to know this information too.

'Cause next time I'm breaking out the hedgehogs.
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>>46273939
Abyssals are the pollution monster from Fern Gulley?
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>>46273883
WHERE IS HORDE OF SHERMANS AND SOVIET T-34S TO TERRORIZE ABYSSAL LAND INVADERS
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>>46273935
Teaching you how to use a naval cannon?
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>>46273935
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WHEN WILL WE SEE THE A10 BACK IN ACTION? SEND THE ABYSSAL RUNNING WITH ITS 25MM GUN RAPE.
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>>46273304
Is tone there, and if so, does she remember when her Captain drowned 85 POWs? Kongo, do you remember anything from when you sank? Of all the men who died with you?
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>>46273304
>P.S.S: 4chan has arrived in low numbers

How much of the base did you fuck to break in those new bodies of yours?
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>>46273831
Akagi not Shoukaku
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>You should all have a dance party!
>What the fuck is dess?
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>>46273304
>POI POI POI POI POI POI POI
>When you release torpedoes does it feel like pooping?
>GONNA DRAW DOUJIN OF ARIZONA/DESS NOW.
>HAVE FACELESS MEN BLOW THERE LOADS ON ARIZONA'S FACE TWICE
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>>46273935
Sounds like their getting...BIZZAY!

Don't pretend you didn't walk right into that one.
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>>46273957
SLIME BENEATH ME
MMMMM
SLIME UP ABOVE

OH YOU'LL LOVE MY
AH AH AH
TOXIC LOVE
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>>46273304
ARIZONA, POLLUTING OUR OCEAN
YOU ARE AN ECO TERRORIST
IT SHAMES OUR GREAT NATION
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>>46273304
Is Kisaragi there? How does she fit into a pineapple?
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Hey guys what's going on in he-

>Reads the questions.
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Will Takao and Atago show up or they are just too sexual for this?
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>>46273975

We're dealing with retarded internet basement dwellers, not everyone knows this and just want to shitpost filthy gaijins to take their hands off pure japanese boat waifus
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>>46273304
Do your crews come back to you when they die? If one served on a naval ship, are they fated to serve for eternity when they die?
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>>46273966
Actually that was her Admiral who order her captain to do that. The captain actually try to weasel a way out of it.
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>>46273304
>What was it like seeing your last crew member Arizona?
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>>46273991
play division with me you neeerrrrdddddd
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>>46273991
If this doesn't make Kongo feel at least a little blue, I don't know what will.
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>>46273991

So true.
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>>46273992
They already have. Look up the battle of the Bonin island threads.
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>>46273906
You've broken me, anon. I can't see the screen anymore, laughing so hard.

Fucking putting this into my sig.
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>>46273987
Fuck Greenpeace! AMERICA DOES NOT NEGOTIATE WITH TERRORISTS!
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>>46273907
THE BAGGER 288 CONTAINS AN ARTIFICIAL MIND
THAT MIND IS FULL OF HATE
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When did Arizona meet a member of her Crew?
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>>46274030
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>46273987
Didn't the Abyssals sink Greenpeace in LA?
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>>46273889
They did, look up Madeline Blair.
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>What's your opinion on global warming, abortion, child labor, and immigration?
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>>46273991
Agreed when do we get this meta horseshit over with?
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>>46274050
Yes, and the Sea Shepard came back as a hippie abyssal.
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>>46273304
B-52 TO THE 40TH MILLENNIUM
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>>46273304
Have you met any of your old crew and if so, how did they react to you?
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>>46274043
Literally right after she appeared.
She showed up next to her corpse and waited. Her last survivor arrived, had a megaphone, and told her to report to the next open berth
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>>46273983

That was fucking retarded and I hope you feel like dogshit.
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>>46274067
This post carries the full authority of THE EMPRAH
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>>46274050
Don't think so, the ship was close to the harbor mouth not open sea. The last I remember about it without looking it up was Hate boarding it and about to detain the passengers and crew before the abyssals showed up and he left.
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>>46273304
Arizona and Kongo you to should Lez out for the camera! Nothing bad can come from it!

(why do I keep getting food captcha? is the internet trying to tell me something?)
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>>46273997
If there is one thing you should not underestimate, it is the level of OCD crazy that some people have.

Even if somebody had said Shoukaku, the chat would suddenly pop up with
>Akagi
>akagi
>akagi dumbfuck
>Akagi
>dont you dare mistake my waifu to that stupid bitch got herself sunk
>one bomb wonder
>fuck you
>Akagi

Hell, I've memorized all the capitals within a week of stumbling across this series. And I'm nowhere near as devoted as some people are.
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>>46274087
Well a Devil Dog would know about dogshit, wouldn't they.
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>>46273304
Is Sammy there? Can we talk to the little Hellion? What was Samar like?
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>>46274133
top bantz
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>>46274050
The Rainbow Warrior took a couple of 10" shells during LA. No idea if it sank or not.
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>>46273304
LASER EQUIPPED SHIPGIRLS WHEN?
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>>46274148
And there was much rejoicing.
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>>46274133
Speaking of dogs, I know a number of the PT corgis got hurt in that last fight. Who's taking care of them and how are they doing it?
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BUT WHERE DID ESSEX RUN OFF TO?
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>>46274124
This is so /k/ it hurts.
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>>46274150
SHIPGIRL EQUIPPED SHIPGIRLS WHEN?
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>>46274067
>110mm nose-mounted rotary cannon
>2x 120mm ventral-mounted retractable cannons capable of rotating 90 degrees
>SSTO capable
>stupid fuckhuge bomb bay

>only four missile hardpoints
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>>46273304
What is the best battleship ever and why is it Bismark?
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>>46273304
hey kongou. hirohito's admission of not being god emprah, or charles prince of wales' abdication because his bitch was cray, which do you think was the bigger disappointment?
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>>46274180
Because she's prussian.
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>>46274157
Yay.
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>>46274176
But how many Sidewinders can it carry?
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>>46274167
You raise a scary good point.
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>>46274198
>sidewinders
>relevant
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>>46274180
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>>46274133

Oh wow. you sure told me. Gee fucking whiz, how will i ever live with myself. I may as well end it all now so I don't have to live my life knowing i got fucking styled on so hard.
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When's planefag gonna stop using the thread as a content creator and actually post?
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>>46273304
How many millions in damages has Willie Dee done to the base since arriving?
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>>46274167
FUCK! FUCKFUCKFUCK!!!
A loose Essex might be as bad as Sammy and Wille combined.
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>>46274202
Missed you last thread. Have a chunni.
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Reminder that the current Emperor of Japan is 7 years older than Yamato and therefore qualifies for big brother status to her
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>>46274232
Imagine Essex finds Willie...
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>>46274220
When we ask the right questions or make the right flames
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>>46274198
>>46274207
>How Many JSOWs can you fit in a B-52
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>>46274150

Ahaahaha fuckin, that picture, just, yeah

Great questions guys, I've been writing constantly, I think I might put this up without a vote because an update is due
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>>46274239
Hmmmm, I can dig it.
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>>46274232
The bad thing is that Sammy probably caused more in damages then Willie has...
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>>46274245
Essex finds Sammy.
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>>46274124
>/k/
>not a single declaration of 'mechs vs tanks'
>not a single mention of 'Sherman vs Tiger'
>not a single mention of 'F-35 is shit'
>not a single mention of 'super power armor infantry > everything else'
>not a single mention of 'carrier is over' (though the 'one bomb wonder' could fit as such)
>not a single mention of 'LCS is shit'
>not a single mention of 'tank has gone way of battleship'

yeah, maximum /k/ here, right.
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>>46274239
RIP
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>>46274245
>>46274263
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> What is better AP or HE. explain
> Why don't you take over the world
> Warships or Steel ocean
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>>46273304
where's my granpa
they said he was on the arizona
i wanna talk to granpa
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>>46274263
That would mean Essex would appear right outside of the room, look in, see us, and come barging in demanding what the hell is going on in her horrid MEMEspeak
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>>46274170
>>46274267
See above, fuck replied to wrong post.
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>>46274267
And this right here proves that all of the shitposting in KCQ is from fucking /a/.
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>>46273304
>Can jet fuel melt steel beams? I wasn't sure and wanted to hear from an expert.
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>>46273304
>Sealion sound file post
>poi
>Air superiority when?
>What's Iowa doing?
>poi
>greece pay debts
>poi
>How do you feel about missiles vs guns?
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>>46274278
Nah, it's gonna be Yamato, thus transitioning from comedic relief into serious situation in true planefag fashion.
Remember, Hate was hollering about her driving to come pick him up from this disaster last thread.
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>>46274278
And it will be glorious!
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>Baneposting

The Fire rises, and never fails.
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>>46274274
The fuck is that from?
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>>46274274
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>>46274299
Didn't need to melt them, just weaken the crystal structure so it couldn't carry the load.

Why do people keep focusing on the melting point when the beams would have failed long before that.
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>>46274329
Porco Rosso.
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>>46274329
Porco Rosso. It's a ghibli movie
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>>46274329
Only the best inter-war film ever made.
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>>46274341
know of it, but never saw it, so had no context for the clip
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>For Arizona and Kongo - if you could design a battleship, what would you make?
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>>46274362
>Lesbians get OOOOUUUUUUUTTTT!
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>>46273304
Are there any ships from this guy's age?
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>>46274362
A 33 knot Montana with 18"

Captcha is boats...
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So apparently Planefag is having horse-related issues. Y'all converse amongst yourselves, I guess, till it gets sorted.
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>>46274198
>only four missile hardpoints

Well, gee, that was easy. Unless you mean storing them in the bomb bay, in which case...

>Length: 64.1 meters
>Width: 75 meters
>Height: 12.9 meters

I dunno. Probably more in the dedicated bomber version, which 'only' has a pair of 50mm autocannons, but a larger bomb bay.

Oh, yeah, and dual nuclear fusion powerplants. So not anywhere near our current level of technology, unless Lockheed-Martin is not in fact bullshitting us regarding their fusion reactor R+D.
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>>46273304
For settle: Is there anything mission critical that you're forgetting to have your minions do?
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>>46274414
>horse
Explain?
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>>46274414
Well alrighty then
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>>46274414
>horse-related issues
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>>46274414
Giddyup
Giddyup
Giddyup
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>>46274414
The fuck does 'horse-related issues' mean?
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>>46274414
Can't believe he watches MLP.
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>>46274414
Don't tell me it's Cowpens
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>>46274449

exact words were, quoting:

"PONY ESCAPED EMERGENCY EXIT INFORM THREAD" end quote.

I'm assuming when it's sorted out he'll be back, but no ETA on that.
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>>46274414

He should know better, there's video proof that it's a bad idea.
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>>46273304
goto u suck at LSC
BCs and BBVs what the hell
where are the battleships?
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>>46274414
>horse-related issues
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>>46274474
That sounds more bdsm than actual horse related though...
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>>46274474
>"PONY ESCAPED EMERGENCY EXIT INFORM THREAD"

I would find this fucking HILARIOUS if it didn't mean that the metaposting would cointinue
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>>46274414
>>46274474
>Planefag is a brony
I have no reaction image for this.
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>>46274362
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>>46274497
Why not both?
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>>46274474
Okay, better question:
Why did Planefag have a ponygirl locked up in his basement?
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>>46274414
OH COME ON
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Welp this is probably going to be the short thread in this quest yet....

Make sense someone archive it. Picture is me.
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When?
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>>46274511
Horses and ponies are real animals, mate
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>>46274530

You'll have to ask him.

Clearly he did a poor job of locking it up though.
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>>46274530
>>46274511
IIRC PF's house is near a farm.
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>>46274516
HOW THE FUCK DO THE PLANES LAND? AND GUNS ON CARRIER=MORE RETARDED THAN ORBITFAG!
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>>46274485
bbvs are the future
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>>46274543
>Implying he won't return
Dude, it's barely 8 PM EST
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>>46274554
Real life this.
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>>46274462
>>46274511
Wait, you guys didn't know?
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>>46274516
Oh my GOD, Aviation Battleships are such a terrible idea, why would this design be even considered
>captcha is airplanes
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>>46273304
Kirk or Picard
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>>46274564
Who's the non-RJ girl?
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>>46273304
Arizona: why are you fighting for us?
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>>46274571
You never had to chase down a pony before have you? It takes a while.
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>>46274573
The planes in
>>46274516
are NOT float planes, which would land beside, and then be winched onboard
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>>46274571
Dude if a horse escapes it's going to be hauling ass. If it's a bdsm thing, then wtf planefag?
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>>46274588
Japan.jpg
>>46274593
Zuihou.
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THIS JUST IN! THE PONY HAS BEEN CAUGHT!

FILM AT ELEVEN!
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>>46274474
this is bullshit
it's not even his pony

if it was his pony he'd keep it saddled and hitched to the nightstand in case there was an alien home invasion and he had to tactically clip clop
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>>46273477

It comes down to luck on either side, both will definitely fuck each other up
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>>46274545
not soon enough
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>>46274606
If it's an actual pony, unless that thing gets really scared and books it, an average person can keep up.
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>>46274606
>>46274596
Just checked the channel, he caught the pony.

It's probably one of those midget types.
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>>46274588
Desperate ppl do crazy/stupid things.
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>>46274636
they prefer to be called little people now, i think
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>>46274485
I know this I know this... uh.. Hatsukaze?
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>>46273991
AT LEAST IT'S NOT THE SAME QUEST IONS OVER AND OVER AGAIN
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Okay, update was about to finish and then I was delayed because I had to go help catch a god damned ESCAPED PONY

fucking ponies

this is not a god damned joke

there is nothing funny about that prick

argh
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>>46274677
Oh its hilarious and you know it.
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>>46274670
Yeah fuck those quest ions, those things are so fucking charged!
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>>46274677
Family heirloom or side business?
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>>46274677
So you're saying that you're not horsin' around?
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>>46274677
Then why am I laughing?
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>>46274677
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>>46274677
What breed?
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>>46274677
So how much leather and bondage is it in now?
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>>46274677

Was it a legit pone, or one of those fucking adorable mini-pony things?
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>>46274658
Nope
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Motherfucker gets to own guns, AND has a pony. What next, does he play guitar and camp out under the clear desert sky?

fuck.
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>>46274677
BDSM is supposed to be consensual~
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ploofneg actually thought he could distract us with the tiny horse gambit?
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/1650212/
anonymous nevar forgets
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>>46273304
What do you want?
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>>46274677
>there is nothing funny about that prick

So what you're saying is;

pony prick is serious business?
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>>46274721
>Big Iron playing in the background
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>>46274677
This gives me an idea.

Have Iku walk in wearing a horse mask.
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>>46274759
>Have Iku walk in wearing ONLY a horse mask.

I thought that was more of a 'Casual Friday' thing?
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>>46274738
Your anus
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>>46274707

Norwegian... feee-horde? The little scrappy fuckers. Describes him pretty well. Fucking ponies.
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>>46274677
Gee planefag and I thought your posting rate tonight would be a bit more stable
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>>46274759
What the fuck is this from?
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>>46274786
You would like fucking ponies, greeks fuck anything right?
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>>46274779
No, not ONLY.

She wouldn't do that for a web cam.
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>>46274794
>>46274759

same question.
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>>46274677
git gud, son
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>>46274802
Where do you think the myth of the centaur came from?
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>>46274786
>feee-horde
fjord - it's pronounced a bit more fee-yord though
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>>46274786
>Fjord Horse
Motherfucker those aren't cheap.
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>>46274794
It's an edit, I don't know where the original is from though.
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>>46273304
if she's mute why does she need glasses?
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>>46274786
Oh, a fjord horse; yeah, definitely can be a fucking pain to wrangle.
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>>46274738
To live just long enough to see Batlead lewds
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>>46274837
.....
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> arazona - WHy you only have 3 turrels
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>>46274658
Akebono. Aka the Kuso TTK DD. All tsun no dere.
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>>46274837
>Why does Arizona turn the radio up to mask the smell of her farts?
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Kongou finally breaks free of Arizona, making a big show of shaking her hair out and readjusting her outfit in a huff. “Hmph!”

“Okay, girls,” you say, plucking a rare sane question out of the torrent of retardation, “what do you think of carriers?”

Kongou laughs merrily. “Considering how many bombs and torpedoes miss a *fast* battleship can dodge-” she spreads her hand across her chest modestly, “they're no replacement for a proper battle-line. But they're great for blasting big unprotected ships that bu-” - she claps her hands to her mouth in supposed embarrassment.

“... Arizona?” you prompt.

Arizona nods sagely, patting Kongou on the shoulder to indicate her agreement. She holds up three fingers on one hand and four on the other, then makes a quick motion in air with her hands, as if tying a knot and tugging it tight.

“Thirty-five knots?”

She nods. Then she picks up an invisible box and tucks it under her arm.

“Carrying - carriers.”

Another nod. Then - the sly wench - she slips her arm into yours and leans on you a little too much.

“E-escort,” you conclude. “Thirty-five knots for escorting carriers?”
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>>46273922
Naka wins because she TAKES IT ALL
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>>46274867
>mistaking Kiyoshimo for Akebono
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>>46274892
Oh, she's good
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>>46274828
Shame
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>>46274892
>Another nod. Then - the sly wench - she slips her arm into yours and leans on you a little too much.
THE BLOODY COON, SHE SET US UP.
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>>46274892
>Another nod. Then - the sly wench - she slips her arm into yours and leans on you a little too much.
>“E-escort,”
Wow what the FUCK does Arizona do on her days off.
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She nods, then taps your shoulder, looking up into your eyes - a hard press, then three quick taps. Your brain churns up the proper equivalent from your schooling days. “B?” Nod, two fingers, then six, then one- “Iowa class made thirty-five knots.” Over Arizona's shoulder you can see Kongou squinting at her sharply, already leaning heavily on Goto's arm herself. Arizona releases you and nods, then makes a shrugging motion with uplifted palms - why? “Ah. The Iowa's were built to make thirty-five knots, so they could escort carriers - in other words, carriers *need* escort.” Arizona nods, and gives the webcam a brilliant smile.

“And that is why the ships of yesteryear were retired, in favor of SPEED!” Kongou declares, stomping the floor hard enough to rattle the shelves as she pumps her fist in air. “They looked at me on my shakedown cruise and said-”

“She's fast,” you and Goto say together, your flat tones damping the enthusiasm of Kongou's recitation. She puffs out her cheeks, wraps her arm around Goto's shoulder, hauls him down and starts to noogie HIM. “SPEED IS ARMOR, BUCKO! DESS WITH THE BEST, CRY LIKE THE REST!”

“OKAY NEXT QUESTION WHO WOULD WIN IN A FIGHT IOWA OR YAMATO-” Goto says hastily.

“Probably the ship with TWICE THE TONNAGE AND THE BIGGEST GUNS!” Kongou declares loudly, still noogieing for all she's worth. “I read this book Yuubari gave me where they build a big spaceship in total secret then it flies into space by NUKING ITSELF to mess up evil alien invaders! It was a rip-off of SPACE BATTLESHIP YAMATO which they made because Yamato really WAS a huge superweapon except we didn't invent a mass-murder bomb that we're so proud of we use it on EVERYTHING!”
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>>46274803
Sure she would.

She just wouldn't do it for a FREE webcam.
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>>46274926
Charades apparently
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She keeps noogieing as Goto shifts around, desperately trying to find leverage. “IT TOOK SO MANY TORPEDOS AND BOMBS AND STUFF TO STOP YAMATO THAT AMERICA PUT NUKE BOMBS ON EVERYTHING JUST IN CASE SOMEONE ELSE BUILT ANOTHER ONE! NUCLEAR BOMB TORPEDOES! NUCLEAR BOMB MISSILES! NUCLEAR BOMB BOMBS! NUCLEAR BOMB DEPTH CHARGES! EVEN NUCLEAR SIXTEEN-INCH SHELLS!” She releases Goto, who pops upright and smooths out his hair while giving Kongou a death glare. She throws her head back and laughs merrily, hands on her hips. “YAMATO, EVERY DAY!”

Arizona just smiles sweetly. First she taps her wrist, then makes a little running motion with her arms, then does the knot-tying thing again. “... speed?” you guess. She nods, then hosts an imaginary shield, cringing, arm jerking as it stops invisible projectiles. “... armor?” Another nod. “Speed is armor?” Third nod. “So the fastest ship-” Arizona flashes the webcam a brilliant smile and cocks her hand by her face in a V sign, an almost dead-on imitation of Naka's idol pose.
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>>46274929
goddamnit it bongou
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>>46274929
>SPEED IS ARMOR

Wew lad
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>>46274929
>except we didn't invent a mass-murder bomb that we're so proud of we use it on EVERYTHING!”
1+1 bomb = end of war
>>46274949
>Arizona flashes the webcam a brilliant smile and cocks her hand by her face in a V sign, an almost dead-on imitation of Naka's idol pose.
CUTE
U
T
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Kongou rounds on her, outfit flying. She opens her mouth to object - and sputters as she realizes she's been cornered. In a huff she spins back to the camera, arms crossed *under* her chest, hoisting her already impressive bosom up as far as possible. Her anti-torpedo bulges straining the thin, gossamer fabric of her outfit, she slashes through the comments quickly, looking for a decent one. “What's worse - Hirohito's admission of not being god or Charles Prince of Wales abdication for his girlfriend?” She laughs. “Hirohito, of course! Prince of Wales did it for -” she leans in Goto's direction as she sliiides the next word out of her mouth - “looooooooooooove. And besides, his replacement was SO MUCH AWESOMER!”

You and Goto both stare at Kongou, uncomprehending. Realization hits just as she sucks in a big breath for her next speech-

- Goto gets there as you're still trying to move past a confused Arizona, clapping his hand over her mouth as she cuts loose with her full and very impressive blower capacity. He clamps down with all his might, stifling the words even as Kongou redoubles her efforts, chest visibly deflating as she pours her whole lungful of breath behind it. At last, Goto's hand slips from her lips -

- “AND TITS!” she finishes triumphantly.
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>>46274929
>except we didn't invent a mass-murder bomb that we're so proud of we use it on EVERYTHING

2 bombs weren't enough apparently...
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>>46274949
>She keeps noogieing as Goto shifts around, desperately trying to find leverage. “IT TOOK SO MANY TORPEDOS AND BOMBS AND STUFF TO STOP YAMATO THAT AMERICA PUT NUKE BOMBS ON EVERYTHING JUST IN CASE SOMEONE ELSE BUILT ANOTHER ONE! NUCLEAR BOMB TORPEDOES! NUCLEAR BOMB MISSILES! NUCLEAR BOMB BOMBS! NUCLEAR BOMB DEPTH CHARGES! EVEN NUCLEAR SIXTEEN-INCH SHELLS!” She releases Goto, who pops upright and smooths out his hair while giving Kongou a death glare. She throws her head back and laughs merrily, hands on her hips. “YAMATO, EVERY DAY!”

Dumb bitch is dumb
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>>46274949
>>46274974
This fucking girl.
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Goto shares a terrified look with you - this is going downhill very, very fast and there's no end in sight. You look out the door to Hate - but Hate is literally weeping with silent laughter, his smartphone discarded by his side. Yeah. Big help. Great bro moment, there. You file that one away for later - he's gonna get his comeuppins any day now. Soon as you get around to it.
Which will happen, at the current pace, around the time hell freezes over.

“OH!” Kongou asks. “Hey Arizona, what do you think about the LCS?”

You spring forward, holding your hands up in a pleading gesture. “Well I'm glad everyone enjoyed this incredibly impromptu stream but it's almost time for our training thing so-”

- your voice is drowned out by something you feel more than you hear; like a ship's main hailer at ten yards.

“-EEEEEEEEEL. WHAT THE *ESSEX.* IS. LAUNCHIN.”

You jerk 'round to look at the doorway - then look down - then down some more - and find the USS Essex herself, in the flesh. Hands on her hips, chin turned up to the ceiling in a pose of inherent superiority, the girl sketches a surprisingly convincing Napoleon.

If Napoleon was stacked, that is.

[ ] KILL THE POWER. SHUT IT DOWN. THIS GOES NO FURTHER.
[ ] JUST THE DISTRACTION WE NEEDED - EVAC EVAC EVAC
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>>46274974
>AND TITS!
Why does it keep happening.
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>>46274974
>At last, Goto's hand slips from her lips -
>- “AND TITS!” she finishes triumphantly.

and her breasts get shown on livestream
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OKAY. I am going to go eat dinner while votes come in, and lay plans to open a fuckin glue factory. VOTE WISELY
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>>46274992
>[ ] KILL THE POWER. SHUT IT DOWN. THIS GOES NO FURTHER.
Say something along the lines of "Oh Jesus fuck."
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>>46274992
FUCKING CALLED IT MOTHERFUCKEEEEEEEEERS!!!!
>>46274278
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>>46274992
>[ ] KILL THE POWER. SHUT IT DOWN. THIS GOES NO FURTHER.
THIS HAS GONE TOO FAR
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>>46274992
>[x] KILL THE POWER. SHUT IT DOWN. THIS GOES NO FURTHER.

>>46275014
The salt is real.
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>>46274992
>[ ] KILL THE POWER. SHUT IT DOWN. THIS GOES NO FURTHER.

THE GOYM KNOWS

SHUT IT DOWN
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>>46274992
Napoleon wasn't short?
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>>46274992
>[ ] JUST THE DISTRACTION WE NEEDED - EVAC EVAC EVAC
ESSEX, POP THAT FUCKING SMOKE SO WE CAN GET THE EVAC BIRDS AND BUGGER THE HELL OUT OF HERE
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>>46274992
>[ ] JUST THE DISTRACTION WE NEEDED - EVAC EVAC EVAC
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Agreed. Kill the power>>46275022
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>>46274992

[ ] JUST THE DISTRACTION WE NEEDED - EVAC EVAC EVAC

WELL THIS WAS FUN BUT WE NEED TO BRIEF ESSEX ON THINGS THAT CAN'T BE SAID ON THE INTERNET BYE BYE YOU FUCKING LAZY FUCKS JOIN THE FUCKING NAVY AND GET A HAIRCUT YOU FATBODIES!
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>>46274992
>[X] JUST THE DISTRACTION WE NEEDED - EVAC EVAC EVAC
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>>46274992
>[ ] KILL THE POWER. SHUT IT DOWN. THIS GOES NO FURTHER.
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>>46274720
Fuck. Committing to memory - DD that wants to be... a battle...
fuck am I going to have to upgrade her to Valiant?
>>46274867
That one I know just as well, for I had once mistaken her for Kisaragi.
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>>46274992
>[ ] KILL THE POWER. SHUT IT DOWN. THIS GOES NO FURTHER.
>TUNE IN NEXT TIME oh jesus help
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>>46274992
>[x] KILL THE POWER. SHUT IT DOWN. THIS GOES NO FURTHER.
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>>46274992
>[ ] KILL THE POWER. SHUT IT DOWN. THIS GOES NO FURTHER.
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>>46274992
>[ ] JUST THE DISTRACTION WE NEEDED - EVAC EVAC EVAC
The internet has met it's match.
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>>46274992
>[ ] KILL THE POWER. SHUT IT DOWN. THIS GOES NO FURTHER.

Kongo was crass and dumb but Essex is still really racist.
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>>46274992
[x] KILL THE POWER! SHUT IT DOWN! THIS GOES NO FURTHER!
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>>46274992
>[ ] KILL THE POWER. SHUT IT DOWN. THIS GOES NO FURTHER.
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>>46274992
[ ] KILL THE POWER. SHUT IT DOWN. THIS GOES NO FURTHER.
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>>46274992
>[X] KILL THE POWER. SHUT IT DOWN. THIS GOES NO FURTHER.
ABSOLUTELY NOT
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>>46274992
[X] KILL THE POWER. SHUT IT DOWN. THIS GOES NO FURTHER.

NOPE.
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>>46274992
>[X] JUST THE DISTRACTION WE NEEDED - EVAC EVAC EVAC

>>46275014
>VOTE WISELY

Who the fuck do you think you're talking to!
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>>46274992
>[x] FIRE PISTOL INTO THE AIR AND YELL
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>>46274992
[ ] KILL THE POWER. SHUT IT DOWN. THIS GOES NO FURTHER.

JUST END IT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD END IT
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>>46274992
>[x] KILL THE POWER. SHUT IT DOWN. THIS GOES NO FURTHER.

We we're trying to end it anyway for "training", so lets shut it down HARD.
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>>46274929
>I read this book Yuubari gave me

Yuubari's back.
How does Crab still have a job again?
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>>46274992
>[ ] KILL THE POWER. SHUT IT DOWN. THIS GOES NO FURTHER.
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>>46274992
> [ ] JUST THE DISTRACTION WE NEEDED - EVAC EVAC EVAC
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*sssssssip*

Welp, clearly this has gone too far and needs to stop...

*ssssip*

But let's let it keep going and see what happens?
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>>46274949
Arizona singing her first words as an idol when?
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>>46274992
[x] KILL THE POWER. SHUT IT DOWN. THIS GOES NO FURTHER.
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>>46275097
Yuubari is japanese
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>>46274929
>"except we didn't invent a mass-murder bomb that we're so proud of we use it on EVERYTHING!”

And now we've officially elevated this from an embarrassment to Fleet Activities Yokosuka to a minor diplomatic incident between the USA and Japan.
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>>46274992
NAPOLEON WAS TALL FOR THE ERA HE WAS IN, HE WAS LIKE 5 SOMETHING, STOP IT WITH THE MIDGET JOKES

[X] EVAC, EVAC, EVAC
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>>46275118
She's also a light cruiser, not a repair ship?
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>>46275097
And one repair ship doing work FOR AN ENTIRE NAVAL BASE kills Crab's job how?
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>>46274992
>[x] JUST THE DISTRACTION WE NEEDED - EVAC EVAC EVAC
dream meme team always up in the scene
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>>46274992
>[x] KILL THE POWER. SHUT IT DOWN. THIS GOES NO FURTHER.

We should have done this straight at the beginning.
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>>46275130
5'7". He wasn't tall, but he was a little above average
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>>46275130
Him being a midget was a rumor started by his enemies or something something, wasn't it?
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>>46274992
>[x] FIRE PISTOL INTO THE AIR AND YELL
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>>46274992
[x] KILL THE POWER. SHUT IT DOWN. THIS GOES NO FURTHER.

We can leave this incident with possible positive PR if we end it NOW, but letting Essex in would probably blow it.
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>>46274992
>[X] KILL THE POWER. SHUT IT DOWN. THIS GOES NO FURTHER

THIS ENDS NOW, BIATCH
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>>46274992
>[ ] JUST THE DISTRACTION WE NEEDED - EVAC EVAC EVAC

Also, Jim Johnston confirmed as Essex's musical accompanist. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wss_Jf9ZQK8
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>>46275175
Ahahahaha.

>>46274992
[X] KILL THE POWER. SHUT IT DOWN. THIS GOES NO FURTHER.
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>>46275168
The problem was that the French borked their measurement system during the revolution, and so his height seems short using modern units of the same name.
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>>46274992
>[ ] JUST THE DISTRACTION WE NEEDED - EVAC EVAC EVAC
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>>46274992
>[ ] KILL THE POWER. SHUT IT DOWN. THIS GOES NO FURTHER.
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>>46275182
We should let this burn to the ground, then when the fun is over and the serious ramifications happen, we look up for a savior, they will look down and whisper, "poi"
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>>46274992
>[X] Channel Settle's ANGER from the jerkass marine into something useful - like summoning a shipgirl while the Internet can see him.
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>>46275130
Actually not entirely true. Napoleon was about average height, but the unit he joined in his early career consisted of men who were actually a fair mite taller than he was.
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>>46275014
>VOTE WISELY
where do you think you are
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>>46274992
>[ ] Welcome Essex in, let her participate as well.

This locomotive is not equipped with any systems capable of ceasing its forward momentum.
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I got a a question, what the hell is Sammy doing while all this is going on?
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>>46275136
yuubari got akashi's job in the animu for some reason
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>>46275266
Laughing like hell beside Hate?
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>>46275266
>Implying she isn't posting in the chat
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>>46274992
>[ ] JUST THE DISTRACTION WE NEEDED - EVAC EVAC EVAC
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>>46275266

Probably in the chat telling kongou to show tits
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>>46274992
>[ ] JUST THE DISTRACTION WE NEEDED - EVAC EVAC EVAC
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>>46275123

>implying anyone important gives a shit about weak jabs like that
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> [ ] JUST THE DISTRACTION WE NEEDED - EVAC EVAC EVAC
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>>46275231
Well yeah, when he joined the army he was pretty young, don't remember if he was past the age of puberty, but if he wasn't he had room to grow
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>>46274992
>[ X ] JUST THE DISTRACTION WE NEEDED - EVAC EVAC EVAC
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>>46274992
>[ ] JUST THE DISTRACTION WE NEEDED - EVAC EVAC EVAC
I'm sure this can't go wrong in anyway whatsoever
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>>46275291

>Implying that's not me
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>>46275136
>>46275272
Wait, she isn't a technician/engineer? The anime fed me misinformation?

Where the fuck did that come from? One of her lines?

That backstory is bogus?

FUCK MY LIFE
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>>46274992
>[ ] KILL THE POWER. SHUT IT DOWN. THIS GOES NO FURTHER.
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[X] KILL THE POWER. SHUT IT DOWN. THIS GOES NO FURTHER.

Essex, I love ya

but you're an embarassment.
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>>46275334
Thats cruel marine, how would you feel if that was Yams being asked to show tits
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>>46275334
Just because sammy is doing something doesn't mean your not copying her.
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>>46274992
>Headpat the essex live on the internet
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>>46274992
>[ ] KILL THE POWER. SHUT IT DOWN. THIS GOES NO FURTHER.
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>>46275334
So when you gonna ask Yams the same question?
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>>46275340
A quick look at the wikis tells me that the closest thing is that she was a somewhat experimental design, from which the japs took lessons and applied them to later classes.
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>>46275340
Yuubari was that in the anime because they didn't animate Akashi. They probably picked Yuubari for that role because she was an experimental cruiser
Also
>watching the anime
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>>46275334
how would Iowa/Yams/Chuunibote feel?
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>>46275365

It isn't though, fucking is it?

Besides, Yamato fucking knows better than to Hook a fucking webacam up and start up an unauthorized fucking AMA for the entire goddamn internet. She's a good girl, and knows what fucking PERSEC means. Unlike that hyperactive overblown fucking ancient battlecruiser.
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>>46274992
>Tilt the webcam up slightly- what the internet can't see won't hurt you
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>>46274992
[ X ] JUST THE DISTRACTION WE NEEDED - EVAC EVAC EVAC
HAVE HER SING THE SONG OF HER PEOPLE OR SOMETHING THAT'S NOT RACIST
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>>46274992
>[X] KILL THE POWER. SHUT IT DOWN. THIS GOES NO FURTHER.

Unfiltered Essex on the Internet is very bad.
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>>46275410
They can still fucking hear things just fine
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[X] KILL THE POWER. SHUT IT DOWN. THIS GOES NO FURTHER.

Essex hasn't bee debriefed yet on how much has changed, right ?
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>>46275405
So your conscious is probably locked up in some sex dungeon corner of your mind then, got it
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>>46275405
>fucking ancient battlecruiser
THEM'S FIGHTING WORDS, CHAP
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>>46274992
[X] JUST THE DISTRACTION WE NEEDED - EVAC EVAC EVAC
And I dub you '/pol/boat'.
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>>46275340
according to danbooru's wiki
>Because she was built as an experimental ship to test new designs and configuration, Yuubari is very often portrayed tinkering with or designing new equipment, frequently together with Akashi.

relax anon, she can still be your penis machinist
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>>46274992
[X] KILL THE POWER. SHUT IT DOWN. THIS GOES NO FURTHER.
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>>46275405
How handy is she with a computer anyway? Goto mentioned he had her on chan-monitoring duty before you showed up, even if she couldn't read the mood well
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>>46275417
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_music_during_World_War_II#Popular_songs
Do this.
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>Yokosuka starts a web show based on Q&As for shipgirls and their two admirals
>Settle's tag line every time he's dragged in is "and my career is over"
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[X] JUST THE DISTRACTION WE NEEDED - EVAC EVAC EVAC
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>>46275014
Ai! Ai! A Balrog comes!
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>>46275294
It's a sore spot for the Japanese,and you know it.
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>>46274992
>[ ] KILL THE POWER. SHUT IT DOWN. THIS GOES NO FURTHER.
ALRIGHT GUYS THATS ENOUGH FUN.
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>>46275417
May I leave a suggestion for that?
OH, IT'S ROLL AND TOSS AND POUND AND PITCH
AND CREAK AND GROAN YOU SON OF A BITCH,
OH, BOY, IT'S A HELL OF A LIFE ON OUR DESTROYER.
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>>46275427
Yes, but short jokes
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>>46275460

She learned pretty fucking fast from what I was told.

She fucking loves video games, I got her started in on the division last week. Yeah, fuck you, it's best days are behind it, but it's still fun as fuck, and lower Manhattan is still fun as fuck to explore. Had to let her crash in my fucking room, cos she fucking passed out at the keyboard. I'll give her HALO or Gears next, dust off the bone and let her try them out, see how she fucking likes consoles.
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>>46274992
Just realized the second option shouldn't say 'EVAC, EVAC, EVAC', but 'HOBBLE, HOBBLE, HOBBLE' in Settle's case
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>>46275473
FUND. THIS. NOW.
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>>46274992
>[ ] KILL THE POWER. SHUT IT DOWN. THIS GOES NO FURTHER.
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>>46275506
Don't only give her shooters, man. RTS too.

... What? I'd like to know I could, perhaps, play a game against Yamato herself.
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>>46275398
>KC Kai wasn't out yet
>Couldn't be arsed to do VPN ninjitsu shit

Where else was I going to familiarize myself with the characters?

>was unaware of KCQ at that point
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>>46275097
Yuubari does weird stuff as a hobby, she's not a dedicated repair ship like Akashi. Also she hung out with Kitakami before.
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>>46275506
That's adorable
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>>46275506
>capitalizing Halo

Why do you do this? Also, don't tell her that they made any Halos after Reach. It's for the better.
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>>46274992
> [X] KILL THE POWER. SHUT IT DOWN. THIS GOES NO FURTHER.
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>>46275473
DO IT
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>>46275506
Has she tried World of Warships at all? I know, unrealistic, but still, curious.
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>>46275549
>Couldn't be arsed to do VPN ninjitsu shit
The Kai game is shit and the anime makes a mockery of the character's personalities.
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>>46275417
>HAVE HER SING THE SONG OF HER PEOPLE OR SOMETHING THAT'S NOT RACIST

...good job adding that 'or' in there, as the song of her people would likely cause SJWs everywhere to undergo spontaneous nuclear fission.
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>>46275539
Imagine the banter between Goto and Settle to fill air time.
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>>46275473
We've still got a war to fight, man
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>>46275567
Halo 4 was ok
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>>46275572
THAT ORANGE SPRAY HAIRED FUCKER NEEDSTO GO FUCKING DIE, MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN MY PIMPLE RIDDEN LEFT ASS CHEEK
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>>46275554
She's definitely more mad scientist/genius engineer than straight up repair ship.
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>>46275575

Fuuuuck no. And FUCK wargaming in fucking general. Ban me cos my account is US tagged and trying to log on from a Japan IP address you fucks.

oh well. At least AW doesn't do that fucking shit and there's no blatant overwhelming soviet fucking bias.
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>>46275610
Halo 4 was yandere AI simulator.
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>>46275599
>Boke and Tsukkomi routine between Goto and Settle
>With matching paper fan
Not sure if want
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>>46274992
[x] Pull the fire alarm
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>>46275610
Halo 4 was an alright game, but it wasn't Halo.
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>>46275626
Hard to call Soviet bias when their non-premium ships are generally the worst in their trees.
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>>46275506
>Getting her hooked on Destiny-ONE-without-space-magic when Destiny 2 is out
I'm pretty sure you actually DO know she's romantically interested and you are trying your hardest to drive her off.
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Guys. Guys. Imagine... MXC hosted by Settle and Goto.
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>>46275612
>not supporting Emperor Trump.
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>>46274992
>[X] JUST THE DISTRACTION WE NEEDED - EVAC EVAC EVAC
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Oh crap, late again.

Anyways, to those who still read my work, I've got stuff for you later, so keep your eyes peeled, I guess.
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>>46275673
My god...it's so beautiful and glorious.

This must be!
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>>46275506
>>46275567
Well-
>>46275543
-in addendum to this, if she's going to run through console games (and Halo's in the title), better buy the MCC then.

I'll be sure to assist her through the Campaigns.

GT: AustinXtreme
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>>46275446
...I swear to god, it's an honest coincidence.
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>>46275671

I dusted my account off and got her one, we tooled around for a bit. Got her an M60 and taught her it's place in corps myth. She now runs around giggling like a fucking psychopath and saying "oink oink" to the fucking TV.

It's fucking adorable, really.
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RIGHTO, VOTES CALLED, TOOT TOOT
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>>46275603
>We've still got a war to fight, man
That's not an excuse. The girls aren't out fighting 24/7

A show would help improve morale and serve as good PR for the ship girls.
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>>46275713
>She now runs around giggling like a fucking psychopath and saying "oink oink" to the fucking TV.
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>>46275705
More Shima and Willie WHEN?
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>>46275713
m60 A SHIT, SAW and M249 true gods of LMGs
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>>46275713
Holy shit, that IS adorable.
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>>46275721
Fuck you I do what I want

>wait for the welcoming committee
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>>46275713
Sooner or later she and Sammy will wind up playing together. That day will probably be as adorable as it is terrifying.
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>>46274670
Cool story, bro.
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>>46275746
5.56 a shit
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>>46275736
We sorta need good PR too with the whole abyssalification phenomenon. If that gets out to the public in a bad way, things will not be good.

Best get a handle on that early.
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>>46275771
What the hell's going on in that picture? And why is he still piloting the damned thing if his RWO left already?
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>>46275769
>reminder that we'll never see more Pixelart ever
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>>46275705
I don't know if I said this earlier, but thank you for listening to my suggestion of Willie and Shimakazie having a cute moment together, followed by Willie getting through to Shimakazie why people think she's weird.
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>>46275713
... I wish I had been there to see it.
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>>46275746
That's not how you say FN MAG.
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>>46275506
>The Division's best days are behind it

You have impeccable taste, sir.
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>>46275769

I fucking doubt it. We got Sammy gears.

Sammy discovered the lancer and immediately fucking demanded we make her one for fucking real.

Settle found out, nearly shat out his lower GI, and expressly forbade Crab from even fucking trying it. Crab started work as soon as he got the fuck back to his shop. He expects to be done next week.
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>>46275549
waifu wiki:
http://danbooru.donmai.us/wiki_pages/46211
http://danbooru.donmai.us/wiki_pages/62620
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>>46275738
I actually finished part 8 about an hour ago. I want to get it proofread first, though.
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>>46275793
Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened
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>>46275610
Had a bit of plotholes that required the EU to be explained, SpartanOps had a shit ending for season 1 (and everything else was released as motherfucking poorly-written and -illustrated comics).
>>46275666
Even worse, they want you to buy into SOVIET STRONK.
>>46275705
Well, that's interesting, huh? Odd when stuff works out like that.
>>46275627
That was Halo 5, and it was a shit game in terms of story. Gameplay... well, it was definitely NOT TRADITIONAL HALO.

>captcha is boats
>Colonel, time to drink up!
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>>46275815
FN makes a great pistol, and shit everything else and you know it.
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>>46275789
Agreed.

Start out with a simple science report on abyssalification and then have a KNOW YOUR ENEMY type PSA that makes it clear that it's anti-human ideology we're at war with, not a race.
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>>46275792
The answer is Russia.
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>>46275789
So is Naka having better Nakas cannon?
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>>46275840
Don't talk shit about the Right Arm of the Free World.
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>>46275473
>they bring sammy on as a guest
>new policy for future streams is a minimum 30 second delay and at least one person standing by with a censor beeper
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Someone talking 'bout Yuubari?
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>>46275854
Still curious what the hell happened to make the RWO nope the fuck out and the pilot saying nah
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>>46275877
same cannons but her tits are bigger
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>>46275840
How dare you disparage the noble FAL of the Fabrique Nationale d'Herstal?

I will fight you over this. My pride as a Belgian demands it.
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>>46275846
That's a step too far I think.

We also don't have any science to report in the first place.

Simply having Naka involved in the show for appearances would be fine I think. I think she would be better at figuring out the right advice to give to other ship girls that may be having issues.

>>46275877
It's a mystery.
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>>46275824
Fuckin'
How hard would it be to build a Lancer? Not that hard.

Now, can Crab build an energy sword? That should fuck up anything it hits but good. Give it to Tenryuu when Tatsuta gets better, as a gift. Sword-chunni deserves a better weapon.

>>46275827
Yes yes, now I know about that, but that was WAY BACK WHEN okay?

Thanks for the links anyway.
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>>46275846
Very much this.

The Abyssals probably have more troops to throw at us than we do at them, and our losses have the potential to become their new recruits. Plus, any ship girl that is fighting for humanity, no matter how they look, is one less ship girl fighting against us.
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>>46275903
>Still curious what the hell happened to make the RWO nope the fuck out and the pilot saying nah

defective ejection seat? Either the RWO's suffering from premature ejection or the pilot's having performance issues?
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>>46275924
Well I'm saying get that science soon. Before the concert.
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did the Naka concert get cancelled and if so, did any of the fanboys scream for any reasons?
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>>46275930

Haha, fuck that. We're getting them refit with a thermal fucking lance. Fuck yeah, those fuckers are cool as fuck.
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>>46275917
>I will fight you over this. My pride as a Belgian demands it.
How about you fight the radicals infesting your country and plotting against it.
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>>46275917
FAL is good gun, for being fucking ancient, modern battle means FN should be developing laser rifles at this point, not some commie 7.62 round non-suppressing rifle
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>man with this routine the group could sell tickets
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>>46275917
>My pride as a Belgian demands it.
Don't you mean union of Flanders and Wallonia?
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>>46275950
Pilot's definitely not Bat lead then.
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>>46275950
I believe it was actually a seat test.
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>>46275973
Lasers are hella gay. Railguns are where it's at.

Also 7.62 REAL FUCKING NATO isn't a commie round.
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>>46275963
We will.

Once we deal with the centuries old resentment and hatred between Walloons and Flemish.

On the plus side, this week's... events should go a long way to remind us that we have bigger issues to worry about.

Mind, I'm an expatriate, so my influence on policy is... limited.

>>46275989
L'Union Fait la Force.

If only we'd remembered that before the bombings.
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>>46276004
Why is the real NATO 5.56 then Motherfukka?
>>46275993
Wait, wait, wait, the Spruance has TWO five inchers?
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>>46275993
Girls these days get real big
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>>46275961

Completely unrelated, but worth a good laugh at the expense of 11 officers if there's any truth to the story.
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>>46275993
Thanks for showing this image, I think it would be interesting to see the USS Porter in quest, and for showing the ship my great grandpa served on, DD-1 USS Baingridge. His picture is in this thread.
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>>46276019
Good. More countries need to be doing shit instead of bending over and presenting their holes.
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>>46276019
>I'm an expatriate
Don't sound like them problems are getting fixed. Nor does it sound you are really too proud there.
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>>46276036

Was he on when it got sunk at Santa Cruz?
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>>46276056
Wrong pic.
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>>46276071
He served in the Great White Fleet and in WWI.
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“Essex,” you say as calmly as you can manage. “This is not a good-”

“YOU THREW A PARTY AND DIDN'T INVITE ME!” she bellows. “I. Me. Thouuuu...eeee?” she trails off uncertainly. “But, you know, ME! *ESSEX*! Name ship, of the WAR-WINNING CARRIER CLASS!” She storms into the room all aflounce, brimming with self-satisfaction.

“War winning?” Kongou pouts. “Where the dess have YOU been? We've been fighting-”

“FOR A YEAR, HUH!?” she retorts, punching Kongou in the shoulder affectionately. “Always fashionably late, to *every* war~”

“Essex, we're kind of in the middle of-”

“Having a party WITHOUT me!” she finishes, crossing her arms over her sizeable bust and pouting in your direction. “I come riding to the rescue in the nick of time and *this* is the appreciation I get!?”

Arizona looks at Essex calmly. Then she looks at Goto. Together, they start stepping backwards out of the room.

“Essex, right now we're-”

“You don't even know how to do a party right!” Essex scoffs. “Where's the food? Where's the cake? Where's the ice cream?” She punches *you* in the shoulder, making you rock sideways onto the support of the cane. “Oh right, they said you were a destroyer man!” She tries to throw an arm around your shoulder - by standing on tiptoe she juuust manages to get her hand to the other side of your thick neck. “Heeey,” she whispers in what counts as a conspiratorial tone for her. “Torpedo juice for ice cream - pint for gallon basis. Sound good?”

Kongou cocks her head, leaning over with her hands on her knees to study Essex closely. “Where does *that* come out, dess?”

Essex's face goes completely blank, mouth hanging open slightly.
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>>46276036
I'm *trying to do some USS Kidd writefaggotry, but it's like squeezing blood from a stone.
>>46276030
I dunno, the configuration shown is how she was built, no modifications or anything, maybe they removed it?
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>>46275572
OHOHOHO! TRUMP PLEASES USS IOWA FOR POLITICAL FAVORS! OHOHOHO!
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>>46276071
Also, USS Bainbridge DD-1 got scrapped in 1920, so she's probably an Abyssal
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You ponit at the little webcam, desperate to get a word in sideways while you still can. “Essex, we are on TV!”

“We are?” she says. “You... you mean right now?”

“Yes.”

Essex's hair whips about as she looks quickly back-and-forth between you and Kongou, visibly sizing up your comparative heights. Then she flounces 'cross the room to stick her face right in the webcam, neatly blotting out any height references. “HELLOOOOO?” She taps the monitor. “CAN YOU HEAR ME IN THEEEERE?”

Kongou laughs. “Isn't she funny, tei... to...” As she scans the room and finds it one Goto short, a dark look comes over her face. “Why, that-” Within a moment she's bounded over the threshhold, over a prone and half-suffocated Hate and vanished down the hall. You slip out yourself and close the door behind you gently, surrendering to fate - there was really no stopping that, but when SecNav calls you to inform you of your execution date, you'll at least be able to say You Tried.

You espy Arizona - or rather, her back - sauntering down the hall to the left, opposite of Kongou's escape vector.

[ ] Go after her. You've been avoiding this talk long enough.
[ ] Go after Goto. You'd actually like to know what happened after you went bonkers in the Strait, more than “we won, they lost, good game.” Besides, he's had enough Bongou for today. EVERYONE has.
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>>46276030
>Why is the real NATO 5.56 then Motherfukka?

Because the US decided to be special snowflakes and adopt a round no one else used at the time.
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>>46276119
>[ ] Go after her. You've been avoiding this talk long enough.
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>>46275506
>dust off the bone and let her try them out

P H R A S I N G
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>>46276119
>[X] Go after her. You've been avoiding this talk long enough.

IT'S TIME.
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>>46276119
>[X] Go after her. You've been avoiding this talk long enough.
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>>46276119
>[ ] Go after her. You've been avoiding this talk long enough.
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>>46276119
>[ ] Go after Goto. You'd actually like to know what happened after you went bonkers in the Strait, more than “we won, they lost, good game.” Besides, he's had enough Bongou for today. EVERYONE has.
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>>46276119
>[ ] Go after her. You've been avoiding this talk long enough.

Time to pay the piper. You did say you'd do anything for her to try and sort out the webcam mess.
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>>46276119
>[ ] Go after Goto. You'd actually like to know what happened after you went bonkers in the Strait, more than “we won, they lost, good game.” Besides, he's had enough Bongou for today. EVERYONE has.
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>>46276119
[ ] Go after Goto. You'd actually like to know what happened after you went bonkers in the Strait, more than “we won, they lost, good game.” Besides, he's had enough Bongou for today. EVERYONE has.
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>>46276119
>[ ] Go after her. You've been avoiding this talk long enough.
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>>46276119
>[ ] Go after Goto. You'd actually like to know what happened after you went bonkers in the Strait, more than “we won, they lost, good game.” Besides, he's had enough Bongou for today. EVERYONE has.
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>>46276119
>[ ] Go after Goto. You'd actually like to know what happened after you went bonkers in the Strait, more than “we won, they lost, good game.” Besides, he's had enough Bongou for today. EVERYONE has.
The true waifu.

Also I so happy that we got meme boat and internet together at last.
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>>46276030
The Sprucans always had two five-inchers. Remember, the difference between a Sprucan and a Tico is that the Tico had the Mark 26 or the VLS in place of the ASROC and Sea Sparrow launchers, and the AEGIS gear.

Oh, and the Sprucans were designed from the start to have their forward five-incher replaced with the Mark 71 MCLWG eight-incher, but we never actually bought that.
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>>46276056
I believe most of Europe has finally reached maximum "Okay, you know what? Enough conciliation and appeasement."

>>46276059
I have another nationality, too. Born in Belgium to a Belgian mother.

And yeah, much like anyone aware of the issues of their countries, I'm not too proud of my own.

Both of them.
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>>46276119
>[x] Go after her. You've been avoiding this talk long enough.
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>>46276119
>[ ] Go after her. You've been avoiding this talk long enough.
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>>46276119
>[X] Go after her. You've been avoiding this talk long enough.

Admiral Settle... do you fear love?
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>>46276119
>[ ] Go after Goto.
Piss, wind, etc
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>>46276119
>[ ] Go after her. You've been avoiding this talk long enough.
ugh, annoying choice. Text Goto we'll get him something to drink back out our place later, we can talk then. He'll need one after escaping.
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>>46276119
>[ ] Go after Goto. You'd actually like to know what happened after you went bonkers in the Strait, more than “we won, they lost, good game.” Besides, he's had enough Bongou for today. EVERYONE has.
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>>46276119
>[ ] Go after her. You've been avoiding this talk long enough.
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>>46276119
>[x] Go after her. You've been avoiding this talk long enough.

Probably not going to get selected but...
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>>46276119
>[X] Go after her. You've been avoiding this talk long enough.
It's best that we have our affairs in order before our imminent demise.
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>>46276152
Wow, we all fucking missed that... huh
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>[x] Go after her. You've been avoiding this talk long enough.
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>>46276119
>[X] Go after her. You've been avoiding this talk long enough.
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>>46276119

>Go after her. You've been avoiding this talk long enough.
DO IT FAGGOT DO IT
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>>46276119
>[ ] Go after her. You've been avoiding this talk long enough.
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>>46276119
>[X] Go after Goto. You'd actually like to know what happened after you went bonkers in the Strait, more than “we won, they lost, good game.” Besides, he's had enough Bongou for today. EVERYONE has.

>>46276195
With all the Arizonafags? Don't be ridiculous. I'm pissing against the tide.
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>>46276119
>[x] Go after Goto. You'd actually like to know what happened after you went bonkers in the Strait, more than “we won, they lost, good game.” Besides, he's had enough Bongou for today. EVERYONE has.
Cause seriously, wtf happened.
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>>46276119
>[ ] Go after her. You've been avoiding this talk long enough.
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>>46276119
>[x] Go after her. You've been avoiding this talk long enough.
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>>46276195
>Probably not going to get selected but...
Waifu votes will always trump plot votes.
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>>46276152
Clever admiral.
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>>46275899
time for shit paint
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>>46276119
>[ ] Go after her. You've been avoiding this talk long enough.

Let the pain and madness begin
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>>46276019

I'm actually one-quarter Belgian by blood myself. Have some old family stories from WWI, even. Best one is probably when my great-grandfather thought that salvage on a huge artillery shell was a grand idea - he found a dud the frost brought up, and so he parks it in the barn courtyard and sets about removing the driving band with a hammer.

... explains a lot about my family, when I think about it.
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>>46276180
I may be the asshat saying that 5.56 is the better ammo, but even I know that not buying an eight incher over a five incher is fucking retarded
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>>46276119
>[L] Go after her. You've been avoiding this talk long enough.
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>>46276119
>[X] Go after her. You've been avoiding this talk long enough.

Time to take responsibility for things
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>>46276119
>[ ] Go after her. You've been avoiding this talk long enough.
3621
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>>46276119

[x ] Go after her. You've been avoiding this talk long enough.

Unit morale first, then we can get back to work.

After cutting Essexes connection, of course.

Or just dragging her with us to get oriented.
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>>46276119
>[x] Go after her. You've been avoiding this "talk" long enough.
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>>46276152

Oh, yeah, cos that's gonna happen.

Face it you fuck: you're the only one with ships chasing your fucking dick. AND YOU REFUSE TO FUCKING USE IT. I'd say turn in your fucking man card, but I'm sure you gave that shit up years ago.
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>>46275993
IT'S A KNIFE THAT WISHES NOTHING MORE THAN TO MAKE HER ENEMIES BLEED
IT HAS A RADAR SIGNATURE OF A FISHING BOAT
MURICA FUCK YEAH
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>>46276248
BRETHERN!

... though I gather that your family didn't insist on maintaining their citizenship.

Walloon or Flemish? This is important and the family name tells you nothing.
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>>46276248
>Oh hey guys, a dud arty shell
>I KNOW LET'S HAMMER IT OPEN TO SALVAGE WHAT'S INSIDE
Goodness.
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>>46276119
>[ ] Go after Goto. You'd actually like to know what happened after you went bonkers in the Strait, more than “we won, they lost, good game.” Besides, he's had enough Bongou for today. EVERYONE has.
On the way, see if you can't find the breaker box for the building and trip the main power breaker before Essex can cause TOO much of an international incident.
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>>46276119
>[ ] Go after her. You've been avoiding this talk long enough.
THE TALK
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>>46276119
What the fuck, you mean the stupid option won AGAIN?!

The stupid option sure didn't look to have a majority...
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>>46276248
...Every thing I learn about your family, everything makes more and more sense
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>>46276276
He's about to use it on Arizona at this rate Lt. Hate.
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>>46276276
>but I'm sure you gave that shit up years ago.
Or maybe it was just when the title of Flag Rank Fucker was achieved
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>>46276243
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>>46276004
>>46275973
>>46276030
>nobody uses 9.5x40mm
>pussies
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>>46276119
>[x] Go after Goto. You'd actually like to know what happened after you went bonkers in the Strait, more than “we won, they lost, good game.” Besides, he's had enough Bongou for today. EVERYONE has.

Let Ari seek us out if/when she wants to talk, we have bigger fish to fry right now.
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>>46276119
>[X] Go after her. You've been avoiding this talk long enough.
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>>46276248
So that's where an eighth of your stupidity and utter lack of common sense comes from, where's the rest from?
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>>46276091
>they said you were a destroyer man

ha
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>>46276276

It's not my fault that clearance for special weapons release hasn't been authorized, Lt. With great power... comes great responsibility.
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>>46276119
>[ ] Go after Goto. You'd actually like to know what happened after you went bonkers in the Strait, more than “we won, they lost, good game.” Besides, he's had enough Bongou for today. EVERYONE has.
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>>46276317
I'm sorry, what.
I didn't quite catch what you're saying there.
Are we thinking about the same admiral?
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>>46276291
Meh. Dealing with dug up Artillery shells is fairly normal in Belgium.

We have excellent Bomb Disposal Experts.

That said, Belgians of both cultures are fairly crazy in some way.

Look at our comics, no sane people can create that many, vastly different styles and subjects without being somewhat insane.

Still saner than the Japanese, though.
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>>46276119
> [ ] Go after Goto. You'd actually like to know what happened after you went bonkers in the Strait, more than “we won, they lost, good game.” Besides, he's had enough Bongou for today. EVERYONE has.
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>>46276368

sez the man walking away from essex with a web cam connected to many many Japanese people.
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>>46276119
>[ ] Go after her. You've been avoiding this talk long enough.
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>>46276368

Yeah, it is your fucking fault. Don't try and pretend this is anything other than you probably not knowing what the fuck to do with one if she had fucking instructions tatted on her fucking stomach and ass!
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>>46276119
>[X] Go after Goto. You'd actually like to know what happened after you went bonkers in the Strait, more than “we won, they lost, good game.” Besides, he's had enough Bongou for today. EVERYONE has.
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>>46276393
That's like saying a sun even has a chance to be outshone by anything Earthbound
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>>46276368
>Hazuuki Ruu
SHIT RUN, IT'S THE MOE GRENADE!
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>>46276289

Flemish. My grandmother actually spoke it fluently, and my mother spoke some when she was a child.

>>46276291

My great-grandmother chased him around the barn three fucking times with a billhook, hell-bent on granting his death wish with less collateral damage.

... that happens to be a trend with women in my family, incidentally. Great-great grandmother stalked two German soldiers with a knife for a few miles. Great-grandmother on my Greek side chased the ice deliveryman several blocks with the ice-pick when he called her a goddamn foreigner. Even my own sister chased me around the front yard with a lunge whip when we were five or six or so.
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>>46276249
Blame the post-Vietnam budget cuts. It was cancelled in 1975, when we'd missed an entire modernization cycle during the war, so we desperately needed to complete one ASAP, and there just wasn't enough money to go around. Hence why the Army had to wait until the 80s for its modernization cycle, and why all the surviving Essexes and other WW2 era ships were retired en masse about the same time.
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>>46276119
[ ] Go after Goto. You'd actually like to know what happened after you went bonkers in the Strait, more than “we won, they lost, good game.” Besides, he's had enough Bongou for today. EVERYONE has.
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>>46276368
>great responsibilty
oh wow
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>>46276368
We're laughing now, but at the rate this is going we're going to wind up with a signed order from President Trump and an exasperated 'Get ON with it!' sooner or later
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>>46276393
>Look at our comics, no sane people can create that many, vastly different styles and subjects without being somewhat insane.

I thought that was mainly from the abundance of (very good) beer?
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>>46276303
>...Every thing I learn about your family, everything makes more and more sense

PRETTY GODDAMNED MUCH.

Also, the Sarajevo porn incident is up on my ask.fm, for the curious.
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>>46276119

[ ] Go after Goto. You'd actually like to know what happened after you went bonkers in the Strait, more than “we won, they lost, good game.” Besides, he's had enough Bongou for today. EVERYONE has.

Drag Ari with us for bodyguard duty, of course.
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>>46276440
and thus the glock
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>>46276393
>That said, Belgians of both cultures are fairly crazy in some way.
Crazy enough to declare that all citizens should stay inside because the ragheads have already won, apparently
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>>46276119
>[ ] Go after her. You've been avoiding this talk long enough.
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>>46276440
I can only imagine what it was like being those two germans.

>HOLY FUCK HANS THERE'S A CRAZY GREEK WOMAN COMING TO KILL US
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>>46276119
>[X] Go after Goto. You'd actually like to know what happened after you went bonkers in the Strait, more than “we won, they lost, good game.” Besides, he's had enough Bongou for today. EVERYONE has.
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>>46276440

Just think, the girl you may eventually end dating and/or marrying will be just like that.
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>>46276119
>[ ] Go after Goto. You'd actually like to know what happened after you went bonkers in the Strait, more than “we won, they lost, good game.” Besides, he's had enough Bongou for today. EVERYONE has.

Because the last time Anon voted for a Serious Talk with Arizona things just went soooooo well...
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>>46276243
>500mm guns
>18m bore

How does that work?
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>>46276471
the what?
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>>46276483
You do realize France did the same thing after the Paris bombings? Even Boston did that after the fucking marathon bombings
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>>46276471
FUCKING FINALLY. Took you long enough.

>>46276440
>All the women are yanderes
This is expected.
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>>46276119
>>[ ] Go after her. You've been avoiding this talk long enough.
Come on mang
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>>46276368
>With great power... comes great responsibility.
So you're saying you WOULD take responsibility, right?
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>>46276119
>[ ] Go after Goto. You'd actually like to know what happened after you went bonkers in the Strait, more than “we won, they lost, good game.” Besides, he's had enough Bongou for today. EVERYONE has.
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>>46276501
>pranefag
>dating/marrying
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>>46276119
>[x] Go after her. You've been avoiding this talk long enough.
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>>46276481
And the shower knife...
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>>46276539
>>46276501
It's not like he'll have a real choice in the matter. His waifu will find him
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>>46276119
>[ ] Go after her. You've been avoiding this talk long enough.
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>>46276119
>[X] Go after her. You've been avoiding this talk long enough.
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>>46276444
WE GOT THE MONEY NOW, BUT NOOOO, WE USE IT ON FUCKING SHIPS THAT ARE WRAPPED SO FAR UP IN THEIR OWN SELF WORTH, THEIR HEADS RIPPED THROUGH THEIR ANUSES AND PUNCHED RIGHT OUT OF THEIR STOMACHS!
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>>46276521
and they were the only ones who did so when they weren't even fucking attacked so.
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>>46276119
>[x] Go after her. You've been avoiding this talk long enough.
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So, after counting the votes myself...well, what actually won was cutting the show, and yet planefag wrote that we voted to leave Essex in there and escape.
Try and get it right this time with Arizona, Greek.
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>>46276412

Just for you, instructions geared to your mental age level:

"'m a Tatsuta, curvy and stacked,
Here is my bosom, here is my depth charge rack,
When I get all steamed up, hear me shout,
TIP ME OVER AND POUND ONE OUT
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>>46276338
I've always prefered the M392 DMR myself.
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>>46276119
[ ] Go after Goto. You'd actually like to know what happened after you went bonkers in the Strait, more than “we won, they lost, good game.” Besides, he's had enough Bongou for today. EVERYONE has.

We're getting out of this incident on seemingly decent terms with her now. If we push our luck, it could only make things worse.
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>>46276578
I fucking knew it

goddamn it planefag
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>>46276578
he doesnt have to listen to us yknow, he could just write something that wasnt even a choice
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>>46276574
...who?
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>>46276539
Oh come on, I'm sure planefag has fangirls.
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>>46276471
EXPLAIN YOURSELF PRANEFAG >>46276578
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>>46276119
[ ] Go after her. You've been avoiding this talk long enough.
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[ ] Go after her. You've been avoiding this talk long enough.
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>>46276440
I'm now contractually obligated to grumble at you, since I'm a Walloon.

Everyone in Belgium has a "Fuck the Prussians/Nazis" story dating back to one of the Wars.

My Great-grandmother had an uncle that barely survived one of the massacres during the Great War (and was a old school Socialist, so Resistance too) and my grandmother was a courier for the Resistance during the Second.

>>46276464
The beer GREATLY helps.

Seriously, great beer. And fries. And chocolate.

Somethings are less good, though. Like some of the pies. (No, fuck you Namur, your local speciality pies are fucking indigestible).
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>>46276119
>[X] Go after her. You've been avoiding this talk long enough.
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>>46276578
>implying it wasn't already too late

>You slip out yourself and close the door behind you gently, surrendering to fate - there was really no stopping that, but when SecNav calls you to inform you of your execution date, you'll at least be able to say You Tried.

Like I said. CHOOSE. THE FORM. OF THE DESSTRUCTOR.
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>>46276604
Then he shouldn't give us a choice in the first place. That's fucking dumb. If you give voters a choice, you don't just ignore what they vote for and do the opposite. Why fucking bother?
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>>46276618
>You will never be a qt girl who fucks planefag in a closet after using a series of noisemakers to trick him into expending his ammunition into the woods.
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>>46276623
He doesn't actually count votes most of the time
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>>46276578
Fucking really? Then what is the point of even voting at all.

We try to do something sane, and just goes 'lol nope'.
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>>46276578
i'm a little bit annoyed if it's true, but i don't care enough to go triple-check
i just want out of this memeshow i don't care how
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>>46276119
>>[ ] Go after her. You've been avoiding this talk long enough.

She just turned this into less of a disaster, or potentially even something positive. We owe her, and we promised her a favor -- anything she wanted I believe.
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>>46276654
>>46276653
So in other words it's the fact that We Tried to shut it down before leaving, instead of just leaving
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>>46276618

They are literally all lesbians. I have no idea why.

>says the greek
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>>46276653
Fucking Apache crews. I swear.
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>>46276653
It's alright, we all forget how to do basic counting occasionally.
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>>46276653
Actually expected that the vote would not matter against the DESSTRUCTOR.

But I hoped against hope.
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>>46276668
Does he not count the ones with [X] in them or something?
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>>46276583
Admiral Settle, that amused me more than it should.
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>>46276583

Considering she's in critical and may not fucking pull through, that's in pretty poor fucking taste, isn't it?
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>>46276709

Hey. Hey. Heeey. Majored in PoliSci. If there's one thing I can do, it's count votes!
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>>46276744
And then skew them to the desired outcome! Hurray for corruption!
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>>46276740
Pretty poor taste, but I imagine Settle sees your suggestions the same way.

>>46276744
... That does not fill me with confidence.
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>>46276744
And by that you mean rig elections?
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>>46276744
In support of the party goals, right?
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>>46273392
>Naka shows up
>Pretends to be an SUPER EBIL ABYSSAL
>They have a mock Kung-fu turned catfight on the webcam.
>Terror has to start her own webcam show in order to bring the spooky back.

Eventually Abyssals are forced to spend more time cam whoring than attacking.
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>>46276744
>political science
>fair elections

One of these things is not like the other...
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>>46275961
...An appropriate substitution... for our current technological level.

>will not go full orbitfag

I wonder. though, would an energy sword pen shipgirl armor?
Energy bayonet for Fenrir, perhaps?>>46276035
With the way this is going, I wouldn't be surprised that one of those officers is in quest right now. Or the original poster of that story.
>>46276119
>[X] Go after her. You've been avoiding this talk long enough.
WE LEFT ESSEX IN THE ROOM UNSUPERVISED
THERE'S GOING TO BE CARRIER STRIPTEASE POSTED EVERYWHERE NOW
>he found a dud the frost brought up, and so he parks it in the barn courtyard and sets about removing the driving band with a hammer.
Fuckin' awesome.
>>46276336
>im-fucking-plying I don't apply a fuckload of paint because it's too goddamn spotty in the first place
>dollar store paint
>>46276514
500m guns. M.

The twin MACs run half the length of the ship.
It would have more weapons, but somebody decided to build her as an aviation cruiser.
>>46276592
Waiting for somebody to catch onto that.
>9.5x40mm the fuck?
>the fuck uses 9.5x40?
>the fuck takes 9.5x40?

Still better than 7.62 NATO.
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>>46276740
Better to laugh before I die. I always wanted to go out with a.... Bang.
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>>46276776
>Abyssal version of iku gets wind of webcam shows
>Abyssals become even bigger joke
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>>46276744
then why did you get it wrong?
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>>46276776
>MAGICAL BATTLESHIP KONGO-DESS VS. EVIL SUPER SIREN LIGHT CRUISER NAKA-CHAN
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[X] Go after her. You've been avoiding this talk long enough.

Hey, at least with this vote it's impossible to prewrite the next post, since we're literally at a crossroads.
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>>46274516
>>46274554
>>46274588

It gets worse. Whoever drew this put a submarine pen in the bow of the ship.

I mean, why...?
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>>46276793
Here's a (you), you annoying faggot.
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>>46276788
>I wonder. though, would an energy sword pen shipgirl armor?
Even if it would, I think it'd be like a knife against a moose.
Sure, you can technically penetrate the 'skin'. No, it's thick enough that you won't be remotely able to reach anything vital.
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>>46276740

Oh. Oh dear, I'm sorry. Your beloved ship is a shattered hulk of her former self, lying listless and empty-looking on life support. Well, well. What would Hate do in this situation - oh, right. Ahem. "HEY, SKIPPER! FORGET ABOUT HER AND GO FUCK SOME OTHER BOAT! YEAH!"
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Live stream needed Naka. nakkaaaaaaa
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>>46276844
Sure it is, how big's the knife we're talking here?
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>>46276793
...I do not believe that it will go over well if I were to give you a Viking funeral, with the humble addition of high explosives. Especially in lieu of the enemies you have recently fought against.

Rest now. Your drydock is under construction as we speak.
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>>46276857
She's too busy looking after Harder's Harder.
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>>46276856
Marines are naturally unfaithful.
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>>46276740

Was gonna say >fatgreek killing anyone but then >>46276856
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>>46276857
Naka is currently docked for UNREP with a certain submarine and cannot be bothered~
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>>46276862
Well a sword'll be like 2, 3 feet long? And boats are usually dozens of feet wide at least
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>>46276835
>I mean, why...?
SCIENCE ISN'T ABOUT "WHY," IT'S ABOUT WHY NOT!?
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>>46276894
Why not livestream that then, it's not an unoriginal concept.
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>>46276793
Maybe if you're willing to try to pull through instead of let yourself die or be killed, you could go out in combat instead in an ICU.

Maybe there should be a "Do Not Tow/Lash" directive for ship-people, so they don't end up like you if they'd rather die on the field.
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>>46276793

There are worse ways to go than 'death by snu-snu'.
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VOTES CALLED!

New thread soon since we're on page 10. I'll let you guys count for me since you're so good at it~
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>>46276894
>docked
>UNREP
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>>46276934
You heard him, start counting, you people.

>>46276917
DUDE WAT
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>>46276934
Go after her has almost twice the votes as goto
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>>46276844
>>46276862
>Sure it is, how big's the knife we're talking here?
Well, assuming that Crab can craft one to appropriate specifications as laid out in the venerable codices?

>Length: 126.8 centimeters
>Width: 3.8 centimeters
>Height: 50.1 centimeters
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>>46276856
>Your beloved arleigh burke is a shattered hulk of her former self, listing lifeless and empty-looking on wooden piles. Well, well. What would Settle do in this situation - oh, right. Ahem. PACK HIS SHIT AND FLY TO FUCKNG JAPAN
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>>46276985
>venerable codices
>Crab is a techpriest
This explains so much.

>>46276961
Look I get it I was wrong okay
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>>46276969
>First shipgirl sextape released today
>Reasons for Settle's stress skyrocket, along with reasons for execution of career
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>>46276934
Arizona seems to have 20 votes over Goto, fag
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>>46276934
39, Arizona
19, Goto
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>>46276976

That's not very precise, anon. We need NUMBERS!

Meanwhile I'll just shitpost on IRC a bit as I wait for the official, vetted tally of votes verified by poll watchers~
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>>46276934
41 votes in favor of Arizona, 19 votes in favor of Goto.

Arizona wins. God help us all.
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>>46276985
So a claymore.... HATE, HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT JACK CHURCHILL?
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>>46277042
Samefagging.
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>>46277018
>hundreds of young males now routinely rush to the beaches during abyssal attacks, claiming if a manlet can do it, so can they
>parents are in despair
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>>46276618
His sister.
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>>46277057
I mean, there's 106 IPs in the thread so it's not that unreasonable
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>>46277082
B-but that's forbidden love!
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>>46277075
Abyssal fear to go near land ever after, citing risk of rape.
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>>46277101
Won't stop her.
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>>46276934
It's the Ari vote, by quite a bit.

People are butthurt because that was a very deceptive vote, and they're not happy about be railroaded out of a sane option when presented with one.
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>>46277101
And Yanderific.
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>>46277042
>>46277024
Will this be a virtual repeat of last time? We shall see.
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>>46277075
>Deafeat of abyssals within a week due to copious amounts of attempted RAEP
>Nine months later, the answer to if shipgirls can have kids is answered
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>>46277137
but anon, it's just an honest mistake, and if it makes people salty lol who cares amirite XDDDDD
Kill me.
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Which gun is your raifu?
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>>46277146
Probably not.
The last conversation ended because she had a misunderstanding and then stormed off.
We're equipped to dispel that misunderstanding now because FUCK romcom tropes.
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>>46276856

You're bad at fucking reading people if you think that.
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>>46277184
KAR98 I guess?
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>>46277184
M-14
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>>46277206
That's optimistic, but not unfounded.
We'll just have to wait I suppose.
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>>46277184
A Colt Model 629.
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>>46277231

You. I fucking like you. You're a man of fucking taste.
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>>46277263
The FN FAL is objectively a better rifle.

: ^ )
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>>46277263
Well I'm glad someone agrees. My dad thinks I'm crazy.
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>>46277237
If there's one thing planefag hates, it's cliche anime tropes
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>>46277216
Gonna change this to the Barreta 50 cal. Go big or go home
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>>46277237
Arizona got mad because we told her we couldn't let the two of us get close, and she assumed that we and Shoukaku were close.
Honestly I'm more annoyed at Ari than anybody else for not picking up on the overwhelming undercurrent of "When is Settle gonna fuck Arizona" around the base
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Martini-Henry
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>>46277184
I'm biased towards the HK416.
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>>46277298
Which will create more Salt?

That's the real question.
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>>46277307
What makes you think she hasn't?
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>>46277307
Unfortunately there is ALSO an undercurrent of when is Settle gonna fuck Shou at the same time.
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>>46277313
>Martini-Henry
So you wear red coats and sing MEN OF HARLECH too?
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>>46277330
Not that we see or hear it all that often in Quest.
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>>46277326
Because then she'd probably realize that if we're agonizing over her and not Shou, well, maybe it's because we're not trying to fuck Shou.
To be fair it's easy to get fucked up with your impressions of situations involving herself.
>>46277330
The only people asking that are Arizona herself and some of the cruisers.
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>>46277288

The FAL is overrated as fuck, mostly by people who missed Rhodesia by like 30 years. They lost, the west forced their fucking views on the nation, and now there's a psychotic dictator who's the poster child for everything the rhodies were fucking screaming about when they went to war in charge of the fucking country.
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>>46277298
Wait when you say cliche what are we talking here?
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>>46277375
The FAL is an efficient, well-designed, reliable workhorse battle rifle.

Nothing more, nothing less.
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>>46277375
Still better than an L85.
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>>46277369
It IS there though, so ofc we get to experience that set of troubles as well.
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>>46277375
You seem a bit salty.

Is it because your favorite rifle was obsolete the moment it was introduced?
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>>46277401
Sometimes it's not about what's the absolute best, but what you're comfortable with and what you find reliable.
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>>46277184
F2000
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>>46277298
>If there's one thing planefag hates, it's cliche anime tropes
>meanwhile he shoves the quest full of them
>The tension between Ahri and Settle is because of MISUNDERSTANDINGS
>Essex is a walking storm of anime cliches mixed into a Golden Retriever
>He's a daughterufag and a haremfag

Yeah, as much as he likes to pretend he's the BIG BAD ANIME CLICHE HATING QM he secretly enjoys that stuff.
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>>46277411

No fucking argument there.
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>>46277420
Precisely.
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>>46277420
The FAL is noted for being both of those things.
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>>46277426
>Yeah, as much as he likes to pretend he's the BIG BAD ANIME CLICHE HATING QM he secretly enjoys that stuff.
>he secretly enjoys that stuff.
>secretly
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>>46277411
>Still better than an L85.
Well what in the fuck AIN'T!?
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>>46277426
So you are saying deme is a tsundere?
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Anyone seen Crab around, I miss hearing the incessant bitching about Flag Rank Fuckers
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>>46277184
A Winchester.
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>>46277411
What's wrong with an L85?

Least it ain't a Nambu.
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>>46277455
>>46277411
No bully Elle-chan

>>46277424
SPEC OPS SHIT GET OUT REEEEEE
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>>46277455
The .30-06 Chauchat
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>>46277455
Indian knockoff of the AK-47?
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NEW THREAD WHEN, AEROGREEK
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>>46277455
OICW
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>>46277411
>>46277478
>Heavy
>Pain in the arse to clean and strip
>Right-hand usage only
Sweet fucking christ I love that shitty old rifle.
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>>46277449
Really? Because as someone who hasn't shot a FAL, I think I'd prefer the gun that I have and am familiar with.
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>>46277486
Elle a shit.

Faaru is best raifu.
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>>46277478
The early model was plagued with such problems as constant jams and the magazine falling out with the slightest provocation.
The plastic finish was easily warped by sunlight too.
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>>46277515
I just said no bully, I didn't mean she was best Raifu.

Elle-chan is for headpats.
Fal nee-san is for loving.
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>>46277538
You say that like those problems have actually been fixed.
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>>46277457
You just noticed?
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>>46277507
The FAL is generally considered the most ergonomic of the "big three" battle rifles, and is also the most controllable on full-auto. Much like the other two major battle rifles, the weapon is extremely reliable in almost every condition, with the sole exception of sand for some reason.

However, the sand issue is easily fixed with the addition of "sand cuts" on the receiver and bolt carrier.
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>>46277559
Fuck your FAL faggoty shit, best rifle is M1 Garand
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>>46277582
Who cares? I like my gun.
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>>46277184
AK, any variant
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>>46277567
Hey, at least the LSW is manageable!
For a given definition of manageable anyway
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>>46277600
And that's perfectly alright.
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>>46277582
Full auto control means absolutely jack and shit in the modern age
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>>46277559
My apologies, I have a friend who likes the L85, so I'm used to giving anyone who says anything about Elle-chan shit in a joking manner.

But I can agree on that much.
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>>46277601

Go home, you're fucking drunk.
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>>46277567
Because they have?
Or at least, instead of hearing reports every week, you only hear them once a blue moon. Thank fuck for H&K
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>>46277614
I AM HOME
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>>46277654
PRON WHEN?
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>>46277184
SAR21

Go look it up.
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>>46277654
PORN WHEN
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>>46277624
You mean the same HK who produced the original fucked-up design in the first place, because they didn't care about fixing the thing when they took over Enfield?
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>>46277654
ALABAMA X CRAWFISH WHEN
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>>46277184
Army Single Action Colt
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>>46277600
I was just answering a question.

>>46277587
The Garand was the best rifle of WWII, although that's not saying much. It's a shame that magazine-fed Garands were never issued.

With the sole exception of the M14.

>>46277609
Fully automatic bursts have their place, as niche as it might be. That said, going full retard for any length of time is best left for a unit's machine guns.
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>>46277724
Hello there, Revolver Ocelot.
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>>46277184
M82.
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>>46277684
>>46277668
that would infer that I'm good enough a writer to create it
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>>46277724
ARMY GO HOME R333333333333333333333333333333
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>>46277624
>you only hear them once a blue moon
>once a blue moon
>blue moon
You have no fucking clue how tempted I am to post a link to the Marcels' biggest hit right now.
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>>46277724
U'RE BREDDY GUD
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>>46277747
fUCK WRITING, PICS WHEN?
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>>46277759
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qoi3TH59ZEs
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>>46277730
Honestly curious what niche that is.

And the Garand still stacks up pretty well against modern full rifles, but that may be because with the advent of the assault rifle, development slowed down
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