Previous Threads: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?searchall=homeless+mutant+questhttp://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/44751141/Pastebins:http://pastebin.com/UuVeJFighttp://pastebin.com/98mpGLrhhttp://pastebin.com/PmF43Sr1http://pastebin.com/JYrcDPPk>(1/2)You are John James Green, mutant vagrant.>Anonymous 11:58:15: Post your lizard hobo pics >Anonymous 11:58:27: Someone edit their faces onto the ‘special feeling’ image pls>Anonymous 11:58:34: Lizard hobo best hobo>Anonymous 11:58:39: Lizard thread? Lizard thread.>Anonymous 11:58:39: Laura a cute.>Anonymous 11:58:42: This isn’t funny, they’re muties.>Anonymous 11:58:44: Jesus Christ his gfs face is perfect for reaction images.>Anonymous 11:58:45: Fake and gay.>Anonymous 11:58:48: Your face isn’t funny faggot. >Anonymous 11:58:50: This guy should have his own sitcom. >Anonymous 11:58:50: RESPECT THE X>Anonymous 11:58:54: Lel, ‘Muties in the City’>Anonymous 11:58:55: respect your dads fat cock mutie lover faggot>Anonymous 11:58:56: >implying this is even realYou frown. Actually, you don’t, as that would imply that your expression is changing. Your face, you’re quite sure, has been set in the same exasperated scowl for the past two days. Looking up from your phone, you turn your eyes to the sky, watching the clouds crawl across the red. They look so free. You bet clouds never have to worry about compromising images of them on the internet. Scrolling down, you glance at another thread. This time the first image you see is a panel of red-and-black stripes radiating outward from a shoddy cutout of Laura’s head. The words JOHN and THIS IS UNWISE are stamped above and below the image of her face, respectively. Apparently this is incredibly funny.
>(2/2)>Anonymous 11:58:33: Laura a cute. Post Laura.>Anonymous 11:58:39: She’s a mutie anon.>Anonymous 11:58:41: Literally beet red at 06:15. >Anonymous 11:58:44: How does one come by a qt mutie gf?>Anonymous 11:58:44: >yfw no cute mutant girlfriend>Anonymous 11:58:46: What do you guys think her power is?>Anonymous 11:58:47: Get swole anon, you must be at least lizard swole>Anonymous 11:58:49: Laura daki when?>Anonymous 11:58:52: Her vagina is probably made of bees.>Anonymous 11:58:53: Enhanced cuteness>Anonymous 11:58:53: The power to move you.>Anonymous 11:58:57: Lizard daki when?Over the past two days you must have read hundreds of exchanges almost exactly like these ones.Hisako and Jono were not amused when all this came to their attention. Julian was amused. Their frustration with you was dulled somewhat, however, when you explained how exactly the events currently viralling their way around the world at the speed of sperg came to be. You all know what it’s like to have your powers throw unexpected crap at you, and both your fellow ringleaders were pretty interested at the mention of instant plant growth.A sea of golden, waist-high corn sways around you. Few hints that this was once a playground remain – the twisted remains of a swing set, a slab of merry-go-round fused awkwardly into the ground. If you close your eyes, your lids cutting out the skyline of the city, the blurry, indistinct world remaining in the lower half of your vision almost looking like something from back home. You sigh, spreading your wings, letting them bask in the warmth of the sun. It does feel good to create something, you guess.
>Present Time: 12:15 AM>Current Funds: $775>Hunger Level: 3/5>Solar Charge: 1/5>[ ] Altering the very flow of nature takes a lot out of you. Go hermit it up in the station and sulk about your face being an internet joke.>[ ] You’ve planted a few plots of basic crops for the three big groups. Go get some more interesting seeds. >[ ] You’re not supposed to hang around the Agency until some of your internet fame has passed, but you still have a job to do. Arrange a meeting with Nico for tonight.>[ ] Stick about, relax, soak up sun. Let life approach you at whatever pace it chooses.>[ ] Write in.
IT LIVES!I hope Laura isn't too mad
>>46102558>[ ] You’ve planted a few plots of basic crops for the three big groups. Go get some more interesting seeds.
>>46102558>[X] Write in.Go back to being dead.
Damn man, this is late as sin. Time to read the rage.Also: welcome back Crusty.
>>46102558>>[ ] You’re not supposed to hang around the Agency until some of your internet fame has passed, but you still have a job to do. Arrange a meeting with Nico for tonight.
>>46102558>Shitpost on whatever website that is, saying that you think they're all faggots. As a timestamp, Central Park will be filled with marijuana plants within the hour.
>>46102558>[ ] You’re not supposed to hang around the Agency until some of your internet fame has passed, but you still have a job to do. Arrange a meeting with Nico for tonight.No farm simulator please
>>46102558Eyuo>[ ] You’ve planted a few plots of basic crops for the three big groups. Go get some more interesting seeds.
>>46102558>[X] You’ve planted a few plots of basic crops for the three big groups. Go get some more interesting seeds.
>>46102601Good to be back.I haven't written shit in weeks, so I may be a little rusty.
>>46102558>Stick about, relax, soak up sun. Let life approach you at whatever pace it chooses.
>>46102558>>[ ] You’ve planted a few plots of basic crops for the three big groups. Go get some more interesting seeds.Did you know, it's easy to get lost in a cornfield?
>[X] You’ve planted a few plots of basic crops for the three big groups. Go get some more interesting seeds.Farming simulator is go.>writing
>>46102761Im wanting tree seeds.Redwoods would be brilliant, but tree seeds.
>>46102558>[ ] You’ve planted a few plots of basic crops for the three big groups. Go get some more interesting seeds.Did we make the underground farm yet? We need to line the walls of the tunnel with fruit trees.
>>46102775Hobo mutant civ quest is the best civ quest
>>46102781I would really enjoy the faces of New Yorkers as they try to comprehend a redwood forest in the middle of New York.
IT LIVESI THOUGHT THE ASS CANCER GOT YOU
Oh, great. Now I gotta follow this on my phone.
Goddamn, just when I was about to begin binging on Daredevil. New season's out and it's looking pretty good desu.Do we have that plant mutation power yet? We need that shit if we want to keep a territory.
>>46102847Forrest is pretty much the easiest way to ward off people coming in to trouble folk. Its also dangerous to cut down big ass trees next to buildings not designed to take a redwood to the face, so heavy lifting equipment and a shit ton of hassle.Burning it down has the same problem.
>>46102896>isn't up to date, doesn't check pastebinsYou're the worst.The wooooorrrrssssttt.
>>46102896Son, the fuck do you think all that writing about corn was about?lrn2read
No mention of JJ's nice ass? Marvel universe 4chan sucks.
I wonder how Kimura is taking Laura becoming an internet meme in universe?
>>46102940He's probably on about the bleed on said corn to make it into a minature minefield that would make alice in wonderland blush in jealousy.
Guys. Druidsfags. Phasefags.Before we do something insane as getting the joshua tree or phasing, we need some serious firepower.We need level 5 optical eyebeams and a supervision.This will help JJ to pretty much fuck anyone everywhere in his eye of sight.
>>46102968But... if we get the tree we can grow mankind.
>>46102940We have both of the plant growth powers. He's asking if we have the next level plant power that gives plants mutants powers. The answer is no.
>>46102968>line of sightlegitimate ftfy
>>46102968t3 IS heavy firepower. Far heavier than your lasereyes power waifu.
>>46102951They never saw his ass, I think.
>>46102498CRUSTY LIVES! also for the first time in like 8 threads this thread is happening when I'm not at work following this on my phone. New Daredevil is grand so far. Today is a good fucking day
>>46102940That's regular corn, not mutant corn, you fuckwit.>>46102921Mugga it's been ages since the last thread and I'm not gonna pastebin in the phone, so fuck you.
>>46102968Nobody is suggesting we get the tree. At least, nobody with half a brain.That's blatant late-middle/end game tier shit, and we have far too much to worry about. I'm hoping the druidfags will see reason since they have most of what they want and let us get the sorely needed personal upgrades before we get the mutant plant thing, but...well...
>>46102968I wanna see what Tier 3 is before committing to any one thing
>>46102984Tree without the vision power to see what powers your giving to things/people will always end badly. Its a requirement, like a safety catch on a gun.
>>46102968Save the powersperging for the end. Level 4 Natural Weaponry for raptor legs and Adamantium bones for the win.
>>46102998No, it isn't.
>>46103032Ugh, raptor legs. really?It kind of puts me off.
>>46103032Cool as those would be, even better tazers are more important.
>>46102558>>[ ] You’re not supposed to hang around the Agency until some of your internet fame has passed, but you still have a job to do. Arrange a meeting with Nico for tonight.I'm laughing right now. Good to see you Crusty.>Lizard daki when?
>>46103057>implying it won't be a turn on for laura
Spergs, please can we save this till the end of the thread? I really don't want this one bump limiting before its time.
>>46103057Raptor legs double our running speed and jumping height. And, they can be turned off at will. Plus we get a Nightcrawler tail.
>>46103057It's just going digitigrade, not a big deal. The actual cool bits are the tail and Adamantium durability.Sadly, it's just too many points. Can't justify it when we still don't have tier OFB or taserhands.
>>46103043Yeah, it kinda is. T3 is pretty much gonna wipe away all pretense of JJ being street-level.>>46103057They're pretty useful desu. Double ground speed and two more fharp limbs to make use of with agl5+kinesics
>>46102998Nigga. We get fucking Omega Beams from Darkseid except we also got aimbot abilities and we can even do such a thing even from range with supervision.
>>46103104So long as its just the clawed feat then sure, just none of that backwards joint bullshit.
Well, corn is nice and all, but you can't live on it.Or maybe you can? You don't really want to, either way. Heaving yourself up, you let your wings fold back into your shoulders, a rush of metabolic heat washing through you as flesh and bone either vanishes under your skin or disintegrates into a trail of short-lived embers. You've been thinking of getting your hands on some more interesting seeds - not just stuff that actually ends up tasting good, but things that might be useful. And, to be entirely honest with yourself, you could do with a walk. You're getting a lot of attention right now, and it's not something you're really all that comfortable with. Heading toward the edge of the Scar, you glance back down at your fancy Moon Phone.>Anonymous 11:59:53: Can someone tell me why this is funny? These guys are dangerous. >Anonymous 11:59:59: Dangerous things are usually funny anon.>Anonymous 11:60:02: eat shit >Anonymous 11:60:11: Yeah, for real, how are they not in one of the camps? The fuck is mutant control even doing with my taxes?>Anonymous 11:60:23: This thread is why nobody likes murrikans.You flick away. This is one you've seen often. There's been a surprising number of people on the opposite side, too. Suffice to say, not everyone talking about you is laughing at funny pictures of your face or talking about how hot your girlfriend is (she is hot, though. Super hot).As you reach the vaguely defined borders of the Scar, now strewn with tattered lengths of yellow tape, you pass out of visibility. Well, then. What're you looking for? >[ ] Suggestion time.
>>46103131Even T3 doesn't give us anything as powerful as omega beams you retard, lern2comics
>>46103150appleslotta variety and utility with apples
>>46103099But we haven't sperged in so long!
>>46103150What ever we get, some kind of tree species that grows dangerously tall or large. Oak would be a good one. Its perfect for basically being a living roadblock should we need to stop bulldozer development/clearing.
>>46103150Kudzu.DROWN NYC IN GREEN
>>46103150>[ ] Suggestion time.Any fruit seeds. Seeds for anything that can be made into a spice;Rice, too.
>>46103115>Yeah, it kinda is. T3 is pretty much gonna wipe away all pretense of JJ being street-level.Oh, derp. Thought you meant level 3 of OFB, not T3.And frankly, that doesn't matter. It lets us hit that stage, it doesn't make us *ready* for that stage. The tree isn't happening soon, it's too stupid
>>46103150Peas mugga. Fresh peas are fucking delicious. Followed by watermelon, inb4 nig jokes
>>46103150Pot. Medicinal herbs. Apples we can modify for arsenic production.
>>46103150>[ ] Suggestion time.Apple Tree'sPear Tree'sOrange Tree'sPineapple Tree'sCoconut Tree'sLemon Tree'sCherry Tree'sFig Tree's Cover the tunnels.All the Tree's
>>46103150Pepper, bell and sharp. And definitely peas. Beats, maybe? Possibly onions, but that might get smelly.
>>46103150The seeds of fate
>>46103150>Bamboo>Sandbox Tree>Kudzu>Sequoia >Pitcher Plant>Venus Fly Trap>SawgrassWe might have to hit up some kind of greenhouse / museum storage / seedbank for some of those.
>>46103249>potpls nonot this again
>>46103150How about 'em?
>>46103256>Not redwood trees to hollow out for shelterMEDIOCRE
Why the fuck does anyone even want kudzu?>>46103306Apples are a good idea, but seriously anon, fuuuuuuck youuuuuuu.
>>46103311No heroin Anon
>>46103150>[ ] Suggestion time.Fruits and Spices.I mean I would love some Crocus Sativus if we could get it, but I don't think JJ is that lucky.
>>46103150Seconding>>46103256and>>46103284Weed too, if we can get some.
>>46103150Holy crap, I take a short break from Season 2 of Daredevil only to find crustys back! is it my birthday?>> medicinal plants, bamboo (lots of uses as a building material)
>>46103308>part of New York is a redwood forest instead of skyscrapers>all of muggas live thereyes pls
>>46103150Peaches! Pineapples! Redwoods!
>>46103150Certain climbing vines can decrease the Urban Heat Island effect, while being nicer to look at than row on row of brick houses. May help push public opinion in a positive direction.
>>46103150CactiThey store large quantities of water and are prickly right?
>>46103150Those really iconic palm trees that grow the coconuts. Also some banana trees because I like bananas.And some raspberry bushes. I dunno if anyone else here's ever seen a raspberry plant up close, but they're mean little thorny assholes that grow fruit!
>>46103404Fuck Palm trees. They attract Roaches. Hell to the no.
>>46103420Then get some carnivorous plants all over the place to eat the roaches
I hope we don't attract Loki with this forest stuff.
>>46103434Fuck you, Loki is cool. I hope we see him again desu.
>>46103434I hope we do attract him. He was cool the last time we met him.
>>46103399Stop pushing drugs anons, thats how we got in this mess.
>>46103399JJ does not into druglord Anon, you know this.
>>46103434>Hating on based OberonpLiterally go fuck yourself.
>nobody wants potatoes>>46103440>>46103427>>46103404>>46103399>>46103384>>46103326>>46103311>>46103216No.
Can we start tripfagging on hmq 4chan? I want to coach humies into getting gains and gfs
>>46103434Loki saved JJ's ass last time, and JJ is basically the kind of spanner in the cog works that he loves to watch.
>>46102531>>Anonymous 11:58:49: Laura daki when?No seriously. Daki when?
>>46103434Whaaat? Oberon is chill man, I'm sure he'd be a super cool neighbor.
>>46103470>>46103470They're legalizing all kinds of crazyy things nowadays...
>>46103484Nobody cares about your shitty opinions. Fuck off.
>>46103479Would attract too many "Irish-Americans".
>>46103484Break into one of their houses, take a pic next to them sleeping with a timestamp + shoe on head, post it on their computer, leave.
>>46103479Fuck off Ireland.
>>46103484It sounds like a fun idea, until we could get actual V&.
>>46103479St. Paddy's day is over, ya mick!
Dafuq is with the potato hatred here?
>>46103521>implying the FBI can get passed Moon Knight's bullshitPls.
What fruit become Sangria? That is good choice.
>>46103479Actually potatoes sound like a decent idea, we are looking for 'interesting' at the moment, and potatoes are not interesting.
Oak tree's and Red woods so we can make stuff. And spices like Garlic, sage, etc.P.S. Crusty said that JJ already got the standard crop plants. Potatoes count as a standard crop plant.
>>46103542Its ribbing the irish, because potatoe famine.Note: Love the irish.
>>46103521We could do it via moon phone off of some cafes internet
Oranges, lemons, grapes, strawberries...
>>46103565Spices,like pepper and stuff, while nice for cooking and whatnot, could ALSO be used to make like, makeshift blinding powder and stuff, so, I can get behind that
Rolled 88 + 10 (1d100 + 10)Crusty Jones is alive?! Hail Satan!Bamboo is great for cheap construction material, grows up pretty fast and can be hardened through fire. It's what the viet cong used in their traps during Nam.Clove oil is used as anesthethic and antiseptic in dentistry and oriental acupuncture treatment. Can't be that hard to extract with the proper youtube tutorials I bet.Can't have good hot cocoa without cinnamon too.Some sort of fast growing plant like sprouts or radishes could really help on the food front very fast. They can be harvested withing a week, and that's without freaky x-powers. Although with xpowers we could look into the real hard to grow or endemic plants like saffron or wasabi.
>Today is my birthday.>Come home after celebrating with friends to find Homeless Mutant Quest is back.Today was a good day.
Crusty is dead, LONG LIVE CRUSTY
>>46103714Does the speed matter? we get them to grow instantly.Why not focus on quality since our power provides the quantity.
>>46103726Happy Birthday, faggot!
>>46103781Better off getting plants that can survive in the local climate as your basis, cause then if JJ goes away someplace, it'll stay alive without him.
Hey, man, I recently binged HMQ and... I just wanted to say thank you. Seriously. From the bottom of the withered, black thing I call my heart, thank you. You made my entire month. And also made me sign up for Twitter, but eh, silver linings have their clouds. Or something.Point is, shit was cash. There may have been manly tears involved at a couple points.
>(1/2)You move silently through the bustle of the city, your mind occupied by a procession of ghostly voices, most of them translating from text to speech in the privacy of your brain. Not everything you’ve seen in response to your little stunt has been bad, but for every drop of goodwill, you can be sure that someone, somewhere else, is screaming about social degeneracy with an image of your face plastered in the background. There was an article in the Bugle that was pretty nice. If you were a newspaper clippings sort of guy you’d have clipped that out and… clipped it up? You’d have done whatever it is people do with newspaper clippings. The highstreets aren’t the best place to search for exotic seeds, and you’re feeling…. a little exposed… right now, so your path takes you somewhat off the beaten track. There’s this little new living type shop near the river where you’ve been getting most of what you’ve been working with. It’s got pretty much everything you’ve needed so far, the walls lined with little shelves, each one brimming with an assortment of tiny seeds. You’re supposed to bag them up to go, but you simply scoop anything that catches your eye into your pockets. Petty theft doesn’t sit too well with you, immersing you in entirely the wrong sort of nostalgia, but you can’t exactly check the stuff out. You’re an internet celebrity.Christ. You always thought fame would be more glamorous than this. And be accompanied by ‘fortune’.
>>46103714The fast growing properties of Bamboo are redundant thanks to our powers. We'd be better off growing hardwoods that much stronger than Bamboo but normally take a really long time to grow. By combining JJ's Chlorophyll and Green Finger power he could probably simulate 100 years of tree growth in a day.
>(2/2)You pick up an assortment of fruit seeds – apples and pears and the like. You read somewhere that pretty much everyone can eat pears. You also help yourself to some bamboo, and sequoia, and a pinch of venus flytrap (sort of on the fence there, but hey, why not?). You had a sort of hankering for redwood seeds, but you can’t find any. You guess they don’t stock ‘em. They don’t seem to have kudzu either.Satisfied for now, you leave, your pockets fit to burst.>[ ] Return to the station.>[ ] Arrange a meeting with Nico.>[ ] Shitpost aggressively.>[ ] Call Laura. Maybe she wants to be less mad at you today?>[ ] Write in.
>seeds are the new glove
>>46103914You're welcome, nigger.
Wonder what Creeper thinks of JJ becoming a meme.
>>46103903they put them in scrap books >>46103937>[ ] Return to the station.>[ ] Arrange a meeting with Nico.>[ ] Shitpost aggressively.
>>46103937>[X] Shitpost aggressively.>[X] Shitpost aggressively.>[X] Shitpost aggressively.>[X] Shitpost aggressively.
>>46103484If only we had pics of us when we hadnt gotten big, we could shitpost on /fit/ about growing out of being a manlet
>>46103937>[ ] Shitpost aggressively.
>>46103937>>[ ] Return to the station.while>>[ ] Shitpost aggressively.
>>46103937>>[ ] Arrange a meeting with Nico.>>[ ] Shitpost aggressively.Lets
>>46103937>>[ ] Arrange a meeting with Nico.>[ ] Call Laura. Maybe she wants to be less mad at you today?
>>46103937>>[ ] Shitpost aggressively.>>[ ] Call Laura. Maybe she wants to be less mad at you today?Take our sorrows out on the Internet.
>[X] Call Laura. Maybe she wants to be less mad at you today?We kinda owe her, like, a baker's dozen apologies. For the whole 'making a wanted woman an internet celebrity' thing.
>>46103937>Ask the guy working there if he can order you some Redwood and Kudzu seeds from wherever the fuck you order those.
>>46103937>>[ ] Return to the station.>[ ] Shitpost aggressively.
>>46103937>[X] Shitpost aggressively.
>>46103937>[ ] Shitpost aggressively.Lets go fucbois
>>46103937>Shitpost aggressively.>Shitpost aggressively.>Shitpost aggressively.>Shitpost aggressively.>Arrange a meeting with Nico.
>>46103937>Check the quest log.Seriously, I don't remember all the things we had on our plate
>>46103937>[ ] Return to the station.>[ ] Shitpost aggressively.>[ ] Call Laura. Maybe she wants to be less mad at you today?
>>46103937>[ ] Call Laura. Maybe she wants to be less mad at you today?Qt mutie gf? Yes please.
>>46103937>[ ] Shitpost aggressively.>[ ] Shitpost aggressively.>[ ] Shitpost aggressively.>[ ] Shitpost aggressively.>[ ] Shitpost aggressively.>[ ] Shitpost aggressively.
>>46103951He's probably shitposting about it.So is Kimura.
>>46103937>[ ] Write in.Ask Jubilee if she can start charging Pearls Crystals. It would probably be faster than letting them sit in the sun to charge. And it would brighten up the Cave enough to maintain plants in.
>>46103944You don't understand anon, we were only borrowing those seeds. Stealing is bad. We need to return them once we have our own plants.
>>46103937Sequoia trees are redwoods. HUGE redwoods.
>>46103937>[ ] Call Laura. Maybe she wants to be less mad at you today?
>>46103937>[ ] Call Laura. Maybe she wants to be less mad at you today?>[ ] Arrange a meeting with Nico.
This heavy traffic is what happens when you leave us alone for too long crusty.
>>46103937>>[ ] Arrange a meeting with Nico.>>[ ] Shitpost aggressively.
>>46103937>[ ] Shitpost aggressively.>[ ] Shitpost aggressively.>[ ] Shitpost aggressively.>[ ] Shitpost aggressively.>text Laura and hope she isn't mad.I am also curious about that Bugle article.
>>46104034>Crusty Jones: sequoia was a mistake.
>>46103937>>[ ] Call Laura. Maybe she wants to be less mad at you today?We done goofed.
>>46103937>>46104034Ah you fool you made one of the classic blunders! Now there's no going back from Redwoodfags
>>46103937>[X] Call Laura. Maybe she wants to be less mad at you today?
>>46104053>like two votes in and were at 170 repliesLord.
>playing Stardew Valley>see HMQ>farming simulation in muh quest
>>46103937>[ ] Call Laura. Maybe she wants to be less mad at you today?She can't stay mad forever. Not when we have this ass.
Rolled 51 + 10 (1d100 + 10)>>46103781According to my 5 minute googling internet research, we would be better off with high yield perennial crops like Olive trees, asparagus, elephant garlic, nuts, avocado and something called Good King Henry.Or mushrooms and just let them establish their biome. Though with xpowers that's a recipe for a fungus based mutant zombie apocalypse.>>46103937>[x] Shitpost aggressively.Welcome to my life.
>>46104081This'll be another 1000+ reply thread. I can feel it.
>>46103937Crusty... Sequoia trees are so big you can park cars inside them.Fuck yeah Merica.
>>46103937>[ ] Return to the station.>[ ] Call Laura. Maybe she wants to be less mad at you today?Plant dem plants, check up on Laura. Wasn't she having issues with shanking bitches? We gotta fix that.
>>46104090Dude. We make her into an internet mutie waifu.it's going to be at LEAST a week for her to even think about calming down.
>>46104088I'll be voting to make sure we don't get too into farming actually. Cultivating crops and dividing up land plots is not my idea of a good time.The only reason I voted down this path was for mutant defensive plants.
>>46103937>[ ] Call Laura. Maybe she wants to be less mad at you today?Offer obscene sexual favors in return for forgiveness.
>>46104108>>46103937Euro car for refrence.
>>46104143>The only reason I voted down this path was for mutant defensive plants.Then you're a fool.Look upon what you have sown, fellow farmer.
>>46103937>>[ ] Arrange a meeting with Nico.>>[ ] Shitpost aggressively.Let Laura cool off.
>>46104108>>46104034Noice.>>46104143Look. Once we get things set up, it going to be maintain automatically in the background or in timeskips.So we just do this and be done with it.>>46104147Anon. That not how big it can be. It can be big enough for american trucks to drive through.With mutie powers? We making fucking tree fortresses.
>>46103937>[ ] Call Laura. Maybe she wants to be less mad at you today?>[ ] Write in.[DRUID INTENSIFIES]Holy shit we owe Laura like literally all of the apologies. Thankfully, we got dat ass.
>>46103937>no redwood>sequoia thoFUCKING PLANT THAT SHIT NOW
>>46104147>>46104108TURNING THE SCAR INTO THE FOREST MOON OF ENDOR CONFIRMED
>>46104143>We sow and mutate chili peppers>invaders get met with supercharged pepper spray
For the anon who asked what was on the to do, we need to find Tsar Bombers aunt.Also we need to eventually realize we have a cursed dagger in our possession, although we seem to be very good at ignoring it's effects, judging by last thread.That's just the last thread stuff of course, not getting too deep.
>>46104189Well yeah but Crusty is from bong land. The trees are huge already. If he sees American trucks as well he'll be frightened. I seen English cars. Those coopers are tiny.
>>46104208I mean, it's not really JJ's fault, his powers have legit thrown his emotional spectrum into whack.
>>46103937>[ ] Call Laura, beg forgiveness for the Nth time.>[ ] Plant. Fucking. Everything.
>>46104218Muties pulling an Ewok on Sentinels confirmed?
>>46104255First rule of dating: always apologize, even when it isn't actually your fault. Doubly true when dealing with chicks who have adamantium claws.
>>46104143Dude are you kidding? We get to turn the scar into our own personal jungle. That to me is way cooler then laser beams or digigrade toes. We're like a japanese kami or some shit, it's fucking awesome.
>>46104327Now i feel like playing Okami again
>>46104327You're missing my point. Yeah, having that kind of control is pretty great, but I don't like the pain of messing around with the setting up or followup of farming.I'll just trust Crusty to handle it.
>>46103937>[ ] Talk to Laura about actively bringing the Facility down. Can't rely on obscurity to protect us anymore. Game has changed; JJ's always relied on hiding, but we blew that the fuck up. This kinda shit's why we didn't get into drugs in the first place.
>>46104402>waaaa farming is boring, lets go back to doing fun thingsLayla pls
In Crusty's defense, JJ probably doesn't know sequoia's are redwoods.
>>46104407>Avoid drugs>We end up drugged on our own power and blow our coverJJs already a crackbitch anyway.
Who else looking forward to eventual make up sex?
>>46104441JJ didn't finish highschool after all
>>46104146>>46104462This guy has the right idea.
>>46104431I'm not complaining, I voted for the power. I'm just saying I'll be voting against farming if it comes up and we can do something else.People who enjoy farming literally have shit taste.
>>46104462It's time for our threesome with Megan.
>>46104455Naaah bro, it's been awhile since we fucked up that badly. Those +5 modifiers are sweet salvation.
>>46104441>>46104471This is honestly the most convenient excuse for everything ever. "JJ didn't finish high school. He doesn't know shit."It's perfect.
>>46104488You have never grown something, I can tell from your shitpost.
>>46104488>waaaaaa farming is boring, i dont wanna exercise the most useful aspect of our power i wanna go do fun thingsIsn't it past your bedtime?
>>46103903>your mind occupied by a procession of ghostly voices, most of them translating from text to speech in the privacy of your brainIs he referring to the plants giving him information?
>>46104526>>46104471>>46104441He never even finished middle school.
People want to go home AND talk to Laura so I'm merging those. >writing
>>46104558dropped out during the 8th grade iirc
>>46104536>the most useful aspect of our powerI know it's hard, but just try and think about it for a little while from the perspective of someone who does not care about farming sims.
>>46104572Don't forget shitposting.
>>46104572BUT WHAT ABOUT SHITPOSTING?!ITS ALL I WANTED IN LIFE
>>46104572Are we shitposting like cunts while doing those?
>>46104608>I know it's hard, but just try and think about it for a little while from the perspective of a 12 year old
>>46104576He had to leave. Didn't drop out.>>46104572Please tell me we're also shitposting.
>>46104609>>46104621>>46104624I hope not. Shitposting is for pussies.
>>46104572My first live thread.Feels good, man.
>>46104663Well atleast you know your identity Anon.
>>46104663Where the fuck do you think you are?
>>46104648The best aspect of the power was the ability to gather information from a network of plants in the Scar and mutate other plants.Food is nice, but no one was starving.
>>46104725With a bunch of pussies. Doesn't mean I want to share that fate with JJ.
>>46104608It's not like we'd have to worry about farming minutiae given we can instantly grow shit. The parts we could focus on would be turning the scar into a redwood forest or growing herbs and plants for chemical warfare and medicinal use, or literally growing shit into furniture. Cool shit like that
>>46104729Best aspect of the power is being able to lay Laura down in a bed of grass and feel every part of her body while holding hands.
>>46104788>Obtain world-changing power to feed our people and create a surveillance network to protect our territory>Immediately think of lewds.As expected, /tg/.
>>46104788That sounds hot as fuck we should do that ASAP post fucking haste
grow Laura some flowers as an apology on the way over
We DID apologize to Laura for accidentally outing her, right? I know we were high at the time, but it was still a shitty thing to do.
>>46104879I mean, just high does not do it justice. It was like, super drugs.
>>46104923We were literally and metaphorically high as fuck. ...should still say sorry, though.
>>46104923Nah, man, we were, like, connected to Mother Nature, like, spritually? It was a very, like, liberating experience, man.
So, the upside to this week? You know what a dakimakura is. You guess that’s something that may come in useful, someday, somehow, in some strange parallel universe. Heading back for the Scar, you take the opportunity to browse a little more of your steadily growing internet history. Occasionally, you can’t help but feel the urge to pitch in on a few issues – more than occasionally, actually. You were never really an internet person (you sort of missed the boat), but, if you’re not mistaken, its primary function appears to be making everyone act like a total shithead to one another. Soon you are just one shithead among many. A shithead that needs to go back to tumblr, apparently. Grumbling under your breath, you stow your phone away, having had quite enough of internet fame for the day. You make it back to the Scar as the day begins to turn toward evening, the sky flushing a deeper shade of red (it’s incredible, how used to that you’ve gotten. When the Avengers get back and everything goes all normal again you’re going to be waking up and wondering why the sky is suddenly blue). As you approach the border of the Scar, you feel a frown weigh down your face. You’re looking at an almost solid wall of navy blue uniforms, the MCA insignia printed in bright, bold yellow across every shoulder. There’s nobody in riot gear, thankfully, or even a visible weapon between them, but one of them is talking to a pair of cops that hang back away from the rest of the group, their vehicle idling on the other side of the road. Fucking hell, really? You feel a rush of anger tearing along the base of your skull.>[ ] Just pass through invisibly. >[ ] Push your way through, everyone knows the place is full of muties anyway.
>>46104923>dude grass lmao xD>>>/420chan/
>>46104990>[ ] Just pass through invisibly.internet celeb can't risk being seeneaves drop on the conversation though
>>46104990>>[ ] Just pass through invisibly.
>>46104923True enough, but like, she's got mega assassins looking for her, and we made her a meme. We didn't do it on purpose, so I'm sure she won't be too awfully mad at us for long, but it was an unfortunate occurrence that we caused.
>>46104990>>[ ] Just pass through invisibly.We've been way too visible. Don't wanna directly connect Lizard Elf Hobo to the Scar.
>>46104990>[X] Just pass through invisibly
>>46104990>>[x] Just pass through invisibly.We ain't got time to deal with this shit, unless it's shit that involves one our people.
>>46104990POCKET SEEDS SHA-SHA!No, let's not start some shit.>[ ] Just pass through invisibly.
>>46104990>[ ] Just pass through invisibly.
>>46105027>[X] Just pass through invisibly>[X] Abuse bullshit senses to acquire intel.
>>46104990>[x] Just pass through invisibly.Chill JJ. Be cool, like Fonzie.
>>46104990>>[ ] Just pass through invisibly.You should pick someone's pockets, just to see if you get anything useful.
>>46104990>Just pass through invisibly.Starting fights is a bad idea JJ.
>>46104990>[ ] Just pass through invisibly. And if that fails call them all faggots. Still curious about that Bugle article.
>>46104990Pocket seeds.Turn them into chia pets.
>>46104990>>[ ] Just pass through invisibly.We don't need this noise at the moment.
>>46105027I'm just waiting for her to pop in and see some very choice art of her from some fans.>inb4 she complains that it doesn't match her actual figure but is otherwise unconcerned about it>inb4 she's actually fuckassmad.
>>46104990>>[ ] Surveil the shit out of themI want to know what these motherfuckers are doing in our back yard.
>>46105078>I'm just waiting for her to pop in and see some very choice art of her from some fans.>"Why would I be wearing a Miami Dolphins jersey?"
>[X] Just pass through invisibly.>[X] With ears open.
>>46104990>[X] Just pass through invisibly.
>>46105110Uh, writing.I was supposed to say 'writing' here.The rust is real.
>>46105135S'okay man, you came back from the dead.
>>46105135>The rust is real.so is my love for you
God Loves, Man Kills is best X story
>>46105094>>46105080>>46105047seconding intel gathering, but only what we can get quickly without risking exposure, I'd rather get back to the station than get bogged down clowning mutie patrol
>>46105135You need a wire brushing
>>46105135>not "the crust is real"You really aren't on your A-game.
>>46105135You mean crust. The crust is real. You are, after all, the crustiest of all jones.
>>46105135I'm sure Lazarus was a little off beat after his Resurrection too, it's k man.
>>46105135We love you crusty you beautiful creature. Thank you from returning.
MOAR LIEK "RUSTY JONES" AM I RITE?
>>46105044>>46105135https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOqNATSseBU>Ya see raising a quest is like fixing a radiator.>You don't talk it into working right, you have to take it out back and fuck it clean.
Crusty, you make wading through tech forums bearable. Waiting for people to respond to your own is still a nightmare.
What sexual act does a "Crusty Jones" entail?
This is your threadly reminder that THERE IS ONLY ONE KING IN THE FOREST.
>>46105324Lots of smegma and crusty, yeasty vaginal discharge
>>46105324missionary position in a kiddie pool filled with bangers and mash
>>46105350Killing the false king when?
>>46105324I always assumed it had something to do with cucumber sandwiches and cuddling.
>>46105350Time for some regicide, my gentlemen of African American persuasion.Laura can be queen in the forest alongside us.
>>46105324Similar to a Rusty Venture but more teeth.
You ignore it, taking a deep breath. You are a bastion of calm in this storm of fetid shit. You are not going to punch The Man. Careful not to give away your presence, you slip between their ranks. You pull apart fragments of casual conversation as you go, your ears twitching erratically. Most it is puerile nothing talk – the stuff people say when they’re filling holes in conversations – and you snip that out of your perceptions. It’s the conversation going on a little ways from the main group that catches your attention.If you’re not mistaken, they’re getting ready to cordon off the whole Scar. Great. Marking it down as something for your ‘deal with it later’ list, you head into the ruins, not bothering to drop your invisibility even as you head down the steps to the station. Pale, ghostly light washes over you. The crystal girl is weaving together a long, hexagonal pole of glowing mineral, the pillar of crystal turning slowly in mid-air, growing longer and longer as fresh ribbons of the stuff stream from her fingertips. You stalk past the figures that cluster in the half-light of the station, heading for your tent, sniffing experimentally at the air.Yep, she’s in there.Swallowing, you duck your way inside, returning into visibility. Laura lies with her back turned to you, her body curled along the fabric of your sleeping back, her hair flowing across the pale flesh of her shoulders. She stirs slightly as you enter, and you catch a brief flash of bright, piercing green as she glances over her shoulder at you. She says nothing.>[ ] Say sorry a million times.>[ ] Does she want to get some fresh air maybe?>[ ] You will fix this with cuddles. Possibly.>[ ] She has to admit, the flying part was pretty great, right?>[ ] The internet thinks she’s cute. There’s that.>[ ] Write in.
>>46105534>[ ] Say sorry a million times.>[ ] Does she want to get some fresh air maybe?>[ ] You will fix this with cuddles. Possibly.>[ ] She has to admit, the flying part was pretty great, right?
>>46105534>>[ ] Say sorry a million times.>>[ ] Does she want to get some fresh air maybe?
>>46105534>[ ] All of the above
>>46105534>[X] The internet thinks she’s cute. There’s that.>[X] She has to admit, the flying part was pretty great, right?
>>46105534>>46105534>>[x] Write in.>>All of the above
So how do we make this up to Laura, guys?Tag while there's still snow on the ground? Cocoa? Maybe some cake? Oral sex? ...offering to crush her enemies, see them driven before her, and hear the lamentations of their women?
>>46105534>"pls love me"
Man, I love crusty and am as HYPE about the return of HMQ as everyone else, but one of you faggots on twitter is so fucking thirsty you're just the epitome of cringe
>>46105534>[ ] Say sorry a million times.>[ ] Does she want to get some fresh air maybe?
>>46105534>Don't say anything yet. Just tell her she might want to see this.>Go outside, make a garden. Arrange the flowers to spell out "I'm Sorry". Make it visible from space.
>>46105534>[ ] Say sorry a million times.>[ ] Does she want to get some fresh air maybe?Apologize a shitload and explain, calmly and rationally, that it was an uncontrolled reaction to our sweet new powers.Then apologize some more.
>>46105592You mean the one with the starry-eyed anime grill avatar?
>>46105589Actually have a conversation with her, we havent done that in a long time. I'm sure she'll forgive our pitiful ass after we explain what being a genetic abomination whos met god and has constant urges to commit acts of high impact violence all the time is like
>>46105592Why are you reading other peoples twitter shit?
When the quest is over are going to get an epilogue?Maybe JJ talking to his and Laura's Great Grand-kids about that time he use his Joshua Tree ability to become the mutant messiah and usher in a new era of mankind.
>>46105622Yeah that guy
>>46105592Yeah you need to calm the fuck down, Graham.
>>46105620Hey, it worked for Spiderman. Kinda?>[ ] Say sorry a million times.Guys, I don't think we should go out. The MCA dudes are probably here in part because of us, so that'll just remind her of how badly we fucked up.
>>46105634Accidentally clicked one of crusty's posts on mobile and saw the same dude desperately tweeting at him and then looked to see if that was a regular occurrence in a kind of horrified fascination
>>46105592>>46105622>>46105647>>46105658Graham-senpai has noticed you.
>>46105534>[ ] She has to admit, the flying part was pretty great, right?I can not think of any solutions to cordon off the Scar, apart from maybe use the tunnels in the station to get to the rest of the city.Maybe another mutie has a solution.
Reminder that laura is totally gonna cuck us
>>46105636Because of healing factor, they could probably live for a couple centuries. Laura for probably a lot longer because her healing factor is fucking stronk.
>>46105589Well considering that the biggest problem with this fiasco is the fact that Kimura is going to be all over us now, which also happens to be her single biggest fear, yes, telling about our plan to crush her enemies will most likely be our best route back into her panties now.
>>46105534>[ ] Outline all the weird shit that's going on with us and explain that we are very, very sorry. Do NOT try and just brush this off with humor. That ain't gonna fly with our waifu.
>>46105695She already has anon.
>>46105688>Liking Filthy FrankPlease just kill yourself.
>>46105696IIRC her healing factor is better than Logan's cuz she doesn't need to deal with adamantium poison on her whole body
>>46105696>sad old laura having to live for years after JJ dies
>>46105647Yeah, he's a total cuntnugget with everyone else, too. Total fucking slimeball. zHellas, if you're in here, fucking kill youself, you total fagmotron.Wow, I hadn't even realized I'd been holding on to that. Thanks for bringing it up, anon.
>>46105711But we are gonna fly with her again. >>46105731>Implying we can't hack our way into immortalityHealing factor + GENETIC DESTINY, son.
>>46105731JJ has also healing factor m8Might not live immortal elven years like laura but he'll live a long timeThere's also T3
>>46105731implying JJ or Laura getting old
>>46105734Who the fuck are these shitlords and have they done?I really only glance at Crusty's twatter every once in a while
>>46105695Naah bro.>[ ] Deploy gratuitous apologies and commit to feeding Kimura her own entrails>[ ] Explain some of our mental weirdness
>>46105731Anon if anything JJ will be the one living after Laura dies, T3 is a hell of a thing, JJ am become the saddest of gods
So if Laura and JJ got hitched, would that make Wolverine JJ's father-in-law technically speaking?
>>46105784No anon, she's been taking deep dickings behind out back to punish us
>>46105765This nigga gets it. >Apologize and offer sexual favors
>>46105782*What have they donefucks sake i need to sleep
>>46105731Healing Factor makes a person as old as they feel. Laura could theoretically live forever. But, have you ever heard of someone dying of a broken heart? Healing Factor could actually make that happen. And if she spends the next 150 years with the same guy and he dies it probably will.
>>46105734Bruh. Endure.Imagine how crusty must feel getting his Twitter and ask spammed by autismo the thirsty
>>46105800Why does old laura remind of Part 3 Joseph?
>[X] Say sorry a million times.>[X] Does she want to get some fresh air maybe?Writing.
>>46105695>>46105714here CUMS the Spider-manhttp://img.booru.org/the-collection//images/30/6589a9f45b7836f08fe4586c44261bbc18663c61.jpg
>>46105503You finish with a red mocho kooler, right?
>>46105782>>46105808When HMQ fell off for a bit, I had nothing at all to do here, so I kept asking Crusty if he was okay, if he was gonna run, etc.More than I should have, yeah.
Man, fucking dying of natural causes. JJ has so much absurd shit going on that there's no way that'll happen. Laura has literally better-than-Wolverine tier healing.
>>46105765Healing Factor makes you as old as you feel. If Laura's 100 years old and feels the same as she did when she was 20 she'll look like she's 20. But, if Laura's 100 years old and the weight of all her experiances makes her feel like shit then she might look like she's 60 year's old.There's a comic run called "old man Logan" where Wolverine has grey hair and everything because the year caught up with him.
>>46105868Is it outright better or just better because she lacks full adamantine poisoning?And is that because the had a better grafting process? Or because not all her bones are laced?
>>46105854dat laura face
>>46105854Having just watched the KotH embed anon posted, I can't help but notice her face resembling Hank's.
>>46105905The latter to both.
>>46105905No adamantium poisoning, yeah. Functionally better. >>46105898Then we just gotta give her the lizard dick and handholding until she feels young again.
>>46105790I guess? Laura is a clone(?) of Wolverine, after all.
I want JJ to be flung far forward into the future (Time Travel is an X-men right of passage) and met old lady Laura and then fuck her before going back to the past.
>>46105946>Then we just gotta give her the lizard dick and handholding until she feels young again.Laura might be able to live forever but JJ's healing factor only extends his lifespan by 3 or 4 times.I wonder if Laura's healing factor will make it possible for her to die of a broken heart. From what I've read about healing factor I'm leaning toward yes.
This quest has gotten stranger from the break
>>46106017Genetic Destiny and T3 m8
Long as JJ keeps Laura young at heart, they can both live happily ever after. Emphasis on the 'ever'.
>>46106017T3 + Genetic Destiny.
>>46105965Kind of. Wolverine can't be cloned out right. 60% of Laura's DNA is Logan's and the other 40% is Sarah Kinney's.Genetically speaking Laura is closer to being Logan's sister since siblings can share more than 50% of their DNA with each other, but Parent/child are always 50% exactly.
>>46106106Typhon's debut album
>>46106083So Wolverine is our brother-in-law.Shit.
>>46106083I thought it was just the second x chromosome that isn't Logan's.
>>46106125Dropped like metabolic fire.
>>46105534>>[ ] You will fix this with cuddles. Possibly.>[ ] Say sorry a million times.>One thousand sweat soaked silent sorries later we were back together.
>>46106161You're correct but Human's have 23 Chromosome pairs not just the X and Y ones.
>>46106236does that not just mean she's 65/66 Logan?
>>46106236Right, 1/46 =/= 40%
>>46106258She's #63 Logan.
>>46106258>>46106262I think it was more than the X chromosome that was damaged. But I could be wrong.I've heard fan theories that Laura is actually Logan's daughter through artificial insemination. And the Facility made up the whole clone thing to fuck with her head. So they could say stuff like: "You're not even a real person"
>(1/2)You feel a heavy, thick knot wind together in your stomach, seeming to almost pin you in place. You hate this. You don’t really care what Hisako or Jono think of you, but you do care about Laura. You care about what’s going on in that head of hers. You care about what she’s thinking when she thinks of you. You care about her problems, and it pains you to think that you could be one of them. And, somewhere, in some unsavoury, dark pit at the very foundations of your thoughts, you feel a slight sense of indignation at her. This wasn’t something you could control. It was just something that happened. That part of yourself disgusts you. “…Laura?” You voice cracks slightly, the knot in your stomach tightening, swelling to Gordian proportions. “…Are, uh…” You almost ask her if she’s mad. Of course she’s mad. “…I’m sorry.” You basically have no option but utter genuflection, do you? You crawl further into the tent, sitting down beside her, watching the breath flow along her back. “I don’t know exactly what happened, but I’m sorry.”A long silence hangs in the air, gnawing at you from the inside outward. “Do…” You lick your lips, thoughts churning in your skull. “…Do you want to go outside for a bit? Get some fresh air?” You honestly find it a little awkward, discussing this in here. The sights and smells of the station fill your senses, reminding you, constantly, that only a think membrane of ragged fabric separates you from dozens of prying eyes. She shakes her head slowly.
>>46106258Shit, ignore numbers. It's four in the morning and that means 23+23=66.
>(2/2)Oh. Okay. You’ll just… let the awkwardness wash over you, then. You will become one with it. Her form shifts uncomfortably, the way she curls across the fabric of your sleeping bag striking you as distinctly feline. “…I’m not angry with you.” She says, eventually, and you feel the knot in your stomach loosen, just very slightly. You are pretty confused, though. “…What happened was not your fault. I am just… I simply need some time to think.” Somehow, you find that… completely unsatisfying. And completely untrue, if the way her muscles play along her back is any indication. Everything about the way she curls across the sleeping bag speaks to you of silent, well-bottled rage. Without warning, she speaks up once more, her voice quiet, barely a step above a whisper: “I… I am frustrated…” She pauses, the words tensing along her stomach before she can draw them out. “…that you would be so careless with your abilities.”…That sort of sounds like anger to you. >[ ] Point out that this is probably anger.>[ ] You’ll be more careful in future.>[ ] Why isn’t she angry? She should be.>[ ] Write in.
>>46106258>>46106262>>46106314Whatever the percent, the point stands that genetically Laura is closer to being Logan's little sister than his daughter. The chances of natural siblings having 95% of their DNA the same is unlikely but possible.
>>46106404>[ ] Point out that this is probably anger.>[ ] Why isn’t she angry? She should be.
>>46106404>>[ ] You’ll be more careful in future.>>[ ] Why isn’t she angry? She should be.This is just a plain good fucking idea, with the MCA at our door.
>>46106404>[ ] You’ll be more careful in future.
>>46106404>>[ ] Point out that this is probably anger.>>[ ] Why isn’t she angry? She should be.
>>46106404>[ ] Why isn’t she angry? She should be.>You're a worthless lizard, you should crawl into an elfhole and die.
>>46106404>[X] Why isn’t she angry? She should be.NEVER question whether a grill is angry when they say they aren't. Just play along.
>>46106404>>[ ] Why isn’t she angry? She should be.It's not like we haven't stopped accumulating enemies at any point.
>>46106404>[x] You weren't necessarily in your right mind. It kinda snuck up on you.
>>46106404>>[ ] Point out that this is probably anger.>>[ ] Why isn’t she angry? She should be.Avoid bottling up feelings as much as possible, last time went not-very-great.
>>46106404>[X] Point out that this is probably anger.
>>46106404>>[ ] You’ll be more careful in future.
>>46106404>[ ] Point out that this is probably anger.>[ ] You’ll be more careful in future.
>>46106404>[ ] All of the above
>>46106404>[ ] You’ll be more careful in future.>[ ] Why isn’t she angry? She should be.
>>46106404>>[ ] You’ll be more careful in future.The other two are trap choices. I actually talked to a few women once, and boy is it a bad idea to point out logical flaws in their reasoning or say anything that may be construed as egging them on.
>>46106404>[ ] Point out that this is probably anger.not necessarily at anyone in particular, just mad at the situation she/we are in
>>46106404"I... look, I wasn't in my right mind. But even so, that doesn't excuse what happened. The scrutiny I exposed you too. I'll be more careful in the future obviously, but you have every right to be bad at me."
>>46106404>[ ] You’ll be more careful in future.Saying anything but this is an awful idea
>>46106404>[ ] You’ll be more careful in future.>[ ] Why isn’t she angry? She should be.These feels Crusty. Plz stahp. No more sad Laura.
>>46106470It's shit to confront women you don't know very well about their repressed rage. Women you actually do know very well you want to confront as soon as possible or else they'll just keep on getting angrier and angrier.Source: Women in my family are masters of passive-agressive warfare. Even more then regular swedes.
>>46106404>[ ] You’ll be more careful in future.Fucking druids man. Anyway, calling her on her anger is probably risky, but it might resolve the situation faster. She really is and should be mad. We done goofed. JJ can be a crackbitch without Nat 1s.
>[X] You’ll be more careful in future.>[X] Why isn’t she angry? She should be.Christ I'm going to get sleep. This is one of those posts that should probably be written at max capacity.These options will be the start of the next thread on Thursday. I promise not to stress myself into hospital again.Sorry about the rust guys.
>>46106586It's okay.Ask.fm sometime soon, please.
>>46106404JJ has always been careless, spur of the moment highest vote wins kind of guy though. We've promised to be more careful like a billion jillion times already, usually just moments before doing a 720 triple backflip right into the collapsing puppy orphanage on fire. Let's face it, that kinda crap won't fly anymore.We can't quit the mugga life, so Laura will just have to grow up and accept that. And if she can;t man up and accept the emotional risk associated with being in the spotlight, that's just too bad.
>>46106586Luv u bby.
>>46106598>Ask.fm sometime soon, pleaseGraham please get a trip so that I can filter you.
>>46106586Night Crusty.Thanks for running.
>>46106586good night, man. don't push yourself too hard.
>>46106586Dude, no fucking worries. Thanks for doing this. My first live thread and it feels good.Laura a best.
>>46106404>JJ is a weirdo who cant control himself half the time with anger issues>Laura is an autismo with self worth issuesBeing a mutant is suffering
>>46106586>These options will be the start of the next thread on Thursday.Thanks for running Crusty.
>>46106586see you Thursday mugga
>>46106627Preach it, nigga.
>>46106586glad to have you back. Rest, relax, watch some daredevil (it real good).
>>46106586Thanks for running crusty
>>46106602>tfw your inner hero demands you save all the smiles>tfw this kills the waifus smile
>>46102498>Anonymous 11:58:27: Someone edit their faces onto the ‘special feeling’ image plsDrawfags when?
>>46106586>These options will be the start of the next thread on Thursday. I promise not to stress myself into hospital again.even if its not i will still wait for you
>>46106404Not sure how we were being careless.
End of thread discussion topic:Could entering Riastrad protect our loved ones from us getting Negative Touched?
>>46106855it would have made RAGE mode into peaceful tree hugger mode
>>46106855I doubt it. It's possible, but I doubt it.
>>46106748Exposing powers in public, exposing Laura in public (not that way, mind outta the gutter), showing our face, sticking around to answer questions, generally being an idiot. Seriously, if we say we're not gonna be as reckless, can we follow through on that? Laura values pragmatism and calculation. The whole red oni/blue oni thing is cool, but she actually has a point here.
>>46106598Fuck off, zHellas. Eat a bag of dicks.
>>46106903>randomly develop power that result in being high as fuckStill not seeing how we were being careless.
>>46106882>Negastrad visits the nearest mutant hate rally>Manages to teach them the way of the plant>Despite only 'speaking' in calm growls
>>46106928>I was high, I can't be held responsible for my actions!That isn't how it works anon
we'll probably just have to give Laura some space and time.
>>46107209Anon Itd be pretty hard to convict a guy who got forcibly injected with drugs
>>46107209Yes it is, how could JJ have had prevented randomly developing a power?
>>46106404>“…that you would be so careless with your abilities.”May we remind her that our DNA is in total flux and we have no real idea as to what may happen?That's like blaming an Alzheimers patient for being forgetful. What the fuck are they supposed to do? It's a curse.
>Laura is bitching at someone for not being able to control themselves when she has the whole trigger scent thing
is Emma Forst an X menor is she hellfire club all the way
>>46107353X-Man.She's 18 and fucking Cyclops, who is like 34.
>>46107209If a fucking beam comes down from the sky and makes you retarded against your will, it's not your fucking fault you're retarded.
>>46107368god damn they are both sluts
>>46107209Actually, that how it works if you were drug without your permission.That why rape charges happen when you put a roofie on someone or inject some mind altering drug into someone and they murder someone.They would not be responsible but the person who did would be responsible for second hand murder.
>>46106598>>46106611>>46106906kekI sometimes wonder how crusty manages to QM without just throwing in the towel
>>46106586Good night, Crusty. Btw, two good things that have come out of this: Eventually shit was going to hit the fan, and this time, it was the stupid nice kid who everyone laughed at that did it. Secondly, Kimura has to be triple-fired right now, because THIS SHITHEAD STONER is the guy who killed her mook partner? Sure. Sure. Of course Kimura. Now get in the box till you're a good girl.