https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DeMegDeYvgcPreviously, on Nerv Bridge Simulator : http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Nerv%20Bridge%20SimulatorTwitter: https://twitter.com/cegremo_hqAs of today, 11:00, a special state of emergency as been declared for all of Montréal-3 districts. HQ has suffered catastrophic damage. The 5th Angel is closing in and the 6th has begun it's atmospheric reentry.
HQ! Come in!Major! Anyone!
Whats the situation!
We are all going to die.
Major? Are you alright?MAGI just got our emergency communication network online! Here's the mess we're in :
All aboard to SUFFERING train!My body is ready>>45923000Read you loud, 2nd child
Just how fucked up is HQ?
>>45923174I think 12 of the 50 armoured layers protecting the HQ were destroyed, so we're quite fucked.
The 6th Attack's has melted 12 of our 50 armored layers! Damage to the District will have to be assessed later, but it surely is catastrophic.Unit 01 and 02 are together. It seems the second detonation has put David in a state of shock.Unit 03 and the 5th Angel are currently in a close quarter fight with TEMPERANCE circling over them.All of our tanks companies are racing toward the Angel.HERMIT was damaged by the 6th Angel Attack on HQ. They were caught near the blast are a trying to reach the airbase.Our VTOLs are currently flying away from HQ.What are your orders?
I h-have trouble... breathing...Is, is the LCL... about to boil... again?[He coughs]
>>45923228What should we do?Finish the current angle?Head of science. please advice?
>>45923288Hey. Hey guys. What happens if someones synch ratio goes too low?
>>45923228Unit 2 prepare to intercept eventual 6th angel attack.Rest focus on 5th.
>>45923322If I remember correctly, that can't pilot the Evangelion.
>>45923288Keep calm kid, things are going to be fine, but we need you to stay calm okay.
M- Major.The 5th Angel appears to be draining my A.T. Field.The laughing voice is also getting louder.
>>45923447Disengage, first child. Search for ranged weapons and keep it busy untill reinforcements arrive
>>45923536[First Child] I'll need a D10 roll for this Major.
>>45923447Either disengage, or magdump him now. Your call.
>>45923447You need to finish it off as soon as possible. The longer you stay there, the longer it will continue to drain your AT field!Do we have any anti-air assets to repel that Angel?
Rolled 9 (1d10)>>45923612Do the thing!
Rolled 4 (1d10)>>45923612GO
Rolled 10 (1d10)>>45923612Please dice god.
>>45923627Damn. No one else roll. We are good on this one.
>>45923627>>45923645Oh thank goodness.
>>45923627Great roll kid, one in a million!
>>45923666>>45923667>>45923645>>45923627On that note, hey GM, before I forget, what would happen if a round ends up with a modified roll over 10? Below 1?
>>45923615Yes. TEMPERANCE is right above them. They are equipped with a M102 Howitzer. They can attack at your discretion, you only have to roll your D10. The VTOLs are currently landed at the edge of Industrial District 01.>>45923748Above 10 is terrifyingly good, below zero horrifically bad.
Rolled 4 (1d10)>>45923824Rollan
Rolled 8 (1d10)>>45923824Doing the thing again.
Rolled 5 (1d10)>>45923824Good to see that you're alright CBW
Rolled 6 (1d10)>>45923844Do it Howitzer.
>>45923824What's up with nerv Montreal and beautiful women? Is commander a pervert?
>>45923974A Nerv commander some form of sexual deviant? NAH
>>45924016Never would happen. That's why we proudly wear our universal Nerv standard issue high cut red jacket and form fitting black dress everywhere.
>>45923627>>45923645>9+1=10[First Child] I have successfully evaded the attack. I'll now head for the nearest Eva Weapon Dispenser.
As much as I hate it, we need to split our forces. Anna needs to take up position with the positron rifle to snipe the 6th angle, the other 2 need yo deal with the 5th angle.
>>45924083>ThisI suggest we also have the howitzer bomber attempt to engage the 6th angel as well.
>>45924083That is gonna be hard... as angel 6 is hiding behind the very curvature of the planet.
Maybe we can kite the Worm into the Airborne's line of sight?
>>45923844[HERMIT] We didn't even put a dent in it![Computer Scientist] Major! He's exposing his Core! There's an eye on it!
>>45924224It has eyes. Remember protocol, no staring contests.
>>45924073Did we ever get the status of and how many sets of vitals in 03's plug?And what's David's current status?
>>45924224SHOOT IT IN ITS GODDAM EYE. LOOK AT THIS YOU ALIEN FUCK!
>>45924224Anna, if you have a sniper and a good vatage point now would be a good time for one of your hattricks.>>45922964
>>45924224ATTACK WEAK POINT FOR MASSIVE DAMAGE.
>>45924224First child, brace yourself.
Rolled 8 (1d10)try that again.
>>45924263THIS MAN HAS GOOD IDEAS>>45924296AS THOSE THIS ONEEYES ARE GOOD FOR SHOOTING
>>45924314Everything is coming up Milhouse.
>>45924314Damn itHe didnt say roll
>>45924351gotta roll for the shot anyway
>>45924367Let's just hope it counts
>>45924317>>45924296>>45924263Its A.T. Field is concentrating into the Core's eye!Major! The First Child needs a roll for evading what's coming!>>45924279[Second Child] Roger Major. I'm into position I only need a D10 roll for the shot!>>45924314Don't waste good rolls on nothing man.
Rolled 1 (1d10)>>45924409See...Now i am gonna roll sucks just to spite at you
Rolled 8 (1d10)>>45924409
Rolled 5 (1d10)>>45924433YOU FUCK
>>45924433You've killed us, YOU'VE FUCKING KILLED US ALL
so 1 for the shot, 8 for the evade...right?...RIGHT?!
Rolled 1 (1d10)>>45924409Anna!
>>45924538>>45924457>>45924433Wow the dice gods sure love us.
>>45924538Get out. GET OUT!
>>459245211 for evade as it was called for first. And it could lead to:https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=b8ORHVdTxbg
>>45924538>>45924433Just stop rolling.
Rolled 5 (1d10)>>45924538>>45924433I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD. WE HAVE GET IT UP. NEED TO GET ABOVE A FUCKING 0.
Rolled 4 (1d10)This 10 shall be the one to save us!
>>45924433[First Child] [Screaming can be heard drowned in the static]
play this from the top of the geofronthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n11Em-EqWf8
Alright peopleStop wasting rolls or ill roll bad again
>>45924538>>45924605>>45924640T-this is the part where the EVA goes nuts and beats shit up r-right?
>>45924640shut up nerd, it's not real pain. Learn to doge without using your face next time kiddo. Creepy little mutant.
>>45924640Well, we still have 2 more. Someone call up North Carolina, see if they still have that within kid.
>>45924690stop mr.edgey>>45924668That didn't turn out so well last time.
>>45924738creepy and a future problem. also bad at dodging
>>45924762Edge please leave.
>>45924738[Screams of pain]Aha aha aha
First Child, are you okay? Please respond!
FUCK I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M DOING HELP
>>45924797Her Synch. Ratio is dropping?! This can't be! She was specifically design to prevent this!
>>45924797Can you respond first child?We're not giving her morphine right?To Anna: Do you have visuals on unit 03?
>>45924873Designed!? I- no after this, first...>>45924797...is that laugh...?
>>45924873Designed?What are we dealing with and how bad is it?
>>45924873She's just like any kid though, I would assume that she would react to physical trauma like the others.What do you mean designed?
>>45924873Uhh, designed what!?David, if there's any time to be a hero nows the time. Get her out of there.Anna, report.
Second, Third, can you hear me? If anything happens, you have to stop Unit 03 from doing anything brash!Please be okay, Florence. Please be okay>>45924873Doktor, what the hell are you talking about "designed"?
>>45924873Can you give me more information? Why did it fail? Tell me more about the "design".
>>45924436[Second Child] The shot connected Major. The 5th Angel's A.T. field is broken!
>>45925033Good job kid, I'm glad something that isn't awful is happening.
>>45925033Hurry up and get ready for another shot. We can end this now, before anything else goes wrong
>>45925033Nice job Anna. Keep it under lockdown, do let it fire again!David! We need you on that angel stat! They need your help.
Major! Eva Unit 03's Entry Plug is contaminated by something! The Synch. Ratio is dropping below the operational limit!
>>45925033That wasn't a positron shot was it?David, report!
>>45925070WE NEED MORE INFORMATION THAN SOMETHING!
>>45925084That was a standard sniper rifle>>45925070What?!? damn it, we need to either find a way to DE-contaminate it, or get her out of there now!
>>45925068Yes Major.... Just give a me good roll.
Rolled 4 (1d10)>>45925148I'm relying on you David
Rolled 8 (1d10)>>45925148Shoot at the 5th angel. Look luck.
>>45925148Let's do this David!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUZEtVbJT5c
>>45915800Does it have an Angelic signature?please be Eileen coming back
Rolled 8 (1d10)Rolling for David bonus!
Rolled 1 (1d10)>>45925192H-how embarrassingIts my first time rolling too.Rolling for David to do it!
Rolled 7 (1d10)>>45925190>>45925148WHOOPS
>>45925115Someone, Major.I can't synchronize with this girl in the Entry Plug. This is a very dangerous situation with the Angel being so close.
>>45924797Please disregard the laughter. Remain in control of the Eva. We absolutely do not need this shit again right now.>>45924873If that's the worst to happen here, we can count ourselves very lucky.
>>45925238OH OKAY THEN THAT'S A PERFECTLY REASONABLE REASON.
Rolled 9 (1d10)>>45925213>>45925170lets see if we can save this
>>45925238I- there most be something wrong with the connection, it looks as if you're carrying... E-Eileen?
Right, Unit 3 is out of action until the pilots are sorted out. 1 and 2, move in and provide suppression fire. Kill it if you can, but more importantly draw it away from 03.
>>45925238Is that... Eileen?
>>45925238Wait, I thought her plugsuit was already recovered from the entry plug? Why isn't she naked?
>>45925238Holy shit. It's her...Okay, Change of plans! You need to find a way to either get her out of the plug, or the plug out of the Eva.There should be either an emergency escape hatch or a plug disconnect switch. That should sever the connection between the plug and the unit, and the plug should fly itself away from the situation. Can you see it?
>>45925340They can't eject with the Angel right next to them! The plug is completely defenseless, even more so than a crippled Eva.
>>45925340Bad idea. If Anna's next shot connects then the core blast would cook the plug. Better they stay in the EVA.
>>45925170>>45925213>4-1=3https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mDc3QXXg8ysAAAAAHHH!>>45925337I forgot about it :^)
Was her hair so long?
>>45925238Eileen?! How can we get get safely out of their. What's the range on the entry plug ejection system? Anyway it will be a safe distance away?
>>45925409Shit's bout to go down.
>>45925409Shit! Calm down kid!
>>45925409>The Beast is the musical cueWell shit.
>>45925409Oh for fuck's sake.He's going to berserk and we're going to have to bomb him AGAIN.We'll never get him into the robot a third time.
>>45925409DAVID CALM DOWN! Take a deep breath, and for the love of all that is holy please calm down! We might need you for extracting a certain someone.
>>45925390>>45925404Do you realize how far that shit is gonna fly? It should send them flying half-way across the city, or at least into the next district. They should be fine.Also, Third Child is the one with the sniper, not Second
>>45925409David, listen to me. You need to calm down. If you don't, you could compromise the synchronization ratio and throw off your performance. Take a deep breath, and get ready for whatever we call you for.Also, we're calling off that shot order. Stand down
>>45925512Don't forget about the tail on the 5th angel, it could snipe the plug right out of the air!
>>45925409Rollin to calm down david
>>45925587H-he's attacking the angel with his knife!Why is this kid so stupid?!Should I run after him Major?
>>45925634Dont waste rolls>>45925663No, give range support
>>45925634>can't even roll properlyTumblin' down, tumblin' down, tumblin' down
>>45925663Hold position and take a shot. David's there to distract the thing and keep it off of unit 03.
>>45925663Anna give range support only. David may have gone berserk so going into melee is inadvisable.
>>45925409[Third Child] AaaaAAARGGH!
>>45925730that's gotta hurt.
Major! Every Tank Company is in position for support fire!Just give the order!
>>45925663(Mumbling under my breath) Oh, David. Never change.(To Second)Give him fire support. If you can prevent him from getting shot by that eye beam... thing, we may just be able to kill it here!(To Third) GUT HIM LIKE A FUCKING FISH!!!
Rolled 9 (1d10)>>45925744Fire at will!
>>45925730Kid, I respect your Moxie but you're not an anime character, you can't get tacticly stabbed!
>Eileen is back>David goes tangthe ride never ends
>>45925765I-I am not RUNNING AWAY!ROLL FOR ME MAJOR! LET ME END THIS!
Rolled 5 (1d10)>>45925765Tell that to Cloud Strife>>45925744Wait! Third Child is still there! Stand down!I REPEAT, STAND DOWN
Rolled 8 (1d10)>>45925777David...
Rolled 8 (1d10)>>45925757Oh godPlease make this count>>45925777Do me proud boy
Rolled 5 (1d10)>>45925777
>>45925765It takes well over a minute to bleed out from a gutshot.It takes under 30 seconds to stab somebody to death at close range.And when your strategy is stupid but it works, it's not stupid.
Rolled 3 (1d10)>>45925777Damnit David, don't get yourself killed. Not now that Eileen is back!
Rolled 6 (1d10)>>45925777END IT
Rolled 10 (1d10)>>45925777nice trips
>>45925810>>45925802David just became what Shinji wishes he could be.
Rolled 5 (1d10)>>45925777Go crispy, GO!
>>45925832I managed to roll at last im >>45925634
Well damn kid I can't argue with that just try not to completely bleed out before we can patch you up.>>45925832Thank christ
>>45925238>Eva can't run with two pilots in a plugFigures, but imagine the possibilities if it could!
>>45925795medio >>45925832 WITNESSED!
>>45925900Wait...what about that episode where Shinji and Asuka were in the same pod?
>>45925238BULLSHIT! It's been done before, you're just not trying hard enough
>>45925900Asuka did this!In a foreign language!With SHINJI!
>>45925757>>45925795[CGT] CANCEL THE STRIKE! EVERY UNIT STAND DOWN!
>>45925918Wasn't that by the point they were so perfectly in sync it wouldn't be surprise if he also started menstruating?
>>45925918i swear there was also one where Toji and Kensuke (or sports kid and glasses kid... I forget their names) were in the plug as well. that was 4th angel. Shamshel right?
>>45925238Oh hey! Eileen!
>>45926013I just saw that episode, and while the synch ratios did drop Shinji was able to jab a knife into the angel's orb thingie.
>>45925918Well, for starters they were conscience. >>45926013Same in that case too. It might cause problems with the interface.
>>45926036I seriously doubt Asuka knows what conscience it, let alone has any.
>>45925975First child, if you can't move, eject while the Angel is distracted. There's no way to get Eileen out safely while the battle is underway. David and the ground troops will have to finish this.
>>45926083If we do that the angel has the Eva alone at its mercy... i don't know what will happen with that.I really don't want a rebuild Zeruel moment.
>>45925802>>45925832>8+1=9https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uSF3RPAJ5ic[Computer Technician] David is climbing the Angel's tail! Even if he is still impaled!
>>45926083NO. DO NOT DO THIS! Stand by and wait for an evac to arrive.
Major! The Angel is charging is beam attack towards the tank companies!They need a roll for their evasive action!
>>45926137LAW OF THE WILD!
Rolled 10 (1d10)>>45926177
>>45926185NOBODY ROLL MORE
Rolled 8 (1d10)>>45926177Tank divisions pull out!
Rolled 4 (1d10)>>45926177Get the hell outta there!
The Third Child is right next to the Angel's Core! He'll take the full blast at point blank!
DAVID I WAS WRONG YOU ACTUALLY ARE AN ANIME CHARACTER, AND YOU CAN USE BEING STABBED TO YOUR ADVANTAGE.DAVID BEST BOY
>8+1>nat 10>we're actually making good rolls>I just jinxed itI have no reaction image for this
>>45926225Oh my god! David! Stop it's too dangerous! Cut the tendril and just get out of there!
ANNA, SHOT THE ANGEL IN THE SHOULDER, WE MUST UNBALANCE HIM BEFORE HE SHOT!
Rolled 4 (1d10)>>45926225NO HE FUCKING AIN'T!!![To Third] SHANK THE SON OF A BITCH!!!
>>45926225Chances are the Eva can take the blast, just get ready to lower David's sync ratio to minimum at any given moment, at least then, he won't be able to feel the pain.
>>45926276QM, do not count this! You didnt specify a roll!
>>45926264A-All right Major! I need your roll! Quick!
Rolled 3 (1d10)>>45926307
Rolled 10 (1d10)>>45926307I know you can do it!
Rolled 6 (1d10)>>45926307Do it Anna!
Rolled 5 (1d10)>>45926307End that thing's whole career!
Rolled 2 (1d10)>>45926307One good roll, is all I ask for RNGesus.
Rolled 10 (1d10)>>45926307You can do it girl
Rolled 8 (1d10)>>45926307JESUS dice don't fuck me up.
Rolled 9 (1d10)>>45926307
Rolled 10 (1d10)>>45926307we need another 10
So just to be clear, after this, we're getting the kid some booze/ice cream/morphine, right?
Rolled 8 (1d10)WE NEED MORE 10'S
>>45926331>>45926323God bless you anons
Stop rolling! 6 is ok!
we got a six nobody roll!
Rolled 3 (1d10)>>45926307BALANCE
>>45926323>>45926331Yes, ok everyone stop
>>45926340On top of getting him laid, and a plastic surgery treatment for the burns.
Rolled 8 (1d10)>>45926307Just fuck my roll up
>>45926367>a plastic surgery treatment for the burnsBullshit, chicks dig scars.
THIS IS WHY WE NEEDED TO FIX DAVID'S FUCKING MARTYR COMPLEXBEFORE HE DOES SHIT LIKE THIS
>>45926367>>45926390We /JoshuaGraham/ now
>>45926318If not for this, we would have had a 12. Let that sink in.
>>45926425He would've become true anime, and deflect the laser with his BURNING PASSION.
>>45926367>Fucking when you look like the Colonel just tried to cook you in his herbs and spicesCan't imagine that'd be very comfortable, hoss, but I can respect the sentiment. Hope the 75% burn rate didn't make him beef jerky anywhere important.Let's hope he doesn't get involved with Eileen or Anna, though, who knows what could happen if we introduced relationship drama to this as well.
>>459264253's don't lower the score, only 1's.
>>45926367We could always just get him to tang for a bit. There;s a good chance he comes back Sans Scars.
>>45926421I would've said Darkman but that works too.
>>45926465I hope for this too.
>>45926463>>45926425Ignore me, I didn't realize the 3 came firstQM any chance we could ignore the 3 for the sake of David being True Anime Hero?
over 9000 hours in M$ Paint
>>45926412All part of the plan outlined in the Dead Sea scrolls.Every roll is preordained.
>>45926363It appears someone has made sacrifice to RNGesus.
To MAGI : If you have some petaFLOPS free, begin to calculate a firing solution on the sixth angel with the positron rifle.
>>45926323CAGtsuragi is the major we deserve
>>45926450Bro, chill. I ain't responsible for an algorithm.
>>45926363someone has to cover David's ass while he tries to be an anime character
>>45926498Everything is gonna be okay... Only Okay.But still.
[Computer Scientist] Eva 01 is getting hurt by being so close to the Angel charging up his beam!
>>45926338>>45926331>>45926323OOC: As everyone's hyping up three 10s, and not getting dissapointed over the first 3, have there been any changes in the rolling-system since IV?
>>45926688a 10 is a +1 in the intial result
>>45926681David, stab the angel's eye as quickly as possible and then get the hell out of there!
>>45926681I don't want you hurt david! Just let go!
>>45926681This is a bit far out, but david, if you can hurl your EVA back, and tilt the 5th angel's beam up it may be possible to nail the 6th angle with it.
>>45926681>Looks at Elizabeth's face for a reaction.
>>45926681DAVID YOU COULD SAVE US A LOT OF HASSLE IF YOU DO THIS!
>>45926688First roll is the base, all subsequent rolls have a chance to modify10s; +1 to roll1s: -1 to roll
>>45926681Cut yourself loose already you crazy bastardSo is the post containing those 3 10s inc?
>>45926751The eye is more than likely fixed into place and the Eva isn't strong enough to tilt it, or heavy enough to off balance it.
>>45926688Those three 10s make it a 6.Which is not great, but HOLY SHIT it is a LOT better than a 3.
>>45926318>>45926323>>45926331>>459263383+1+1+1=6 wtf guyshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5HUa3ktPssM[Second Child] I got it Major!
>>45926839well now we know to keep rolling until the +1's add up.
>>45926839Okay, get ready to jump! That place is about to get lit the fuck up!
>>45926839good job now get out thhere and let the others clean up
it looks like a vagina...DAVID YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO!
>>45926877every 1 is -1
>>45926896>>45926890I have a terrible feeling David is dead.I remember this song played specifically when Rei fucking blew herself up.
>>45926920and dont forget he has a martyr complex
>>45926870One last roll Major... I can finish this, I need to.
Rolled 8 (1d10)>>45926956God speed hun
>>45926839David... there are people waiting for you to come back. So please. get off that angel my friend.
Rolled 7 (1d10)>>45926956...please...David...
Rolled 7 (1d10)>>45926956David ... we are looking at you. You're our hope.
>>45926956Do his eyes normally glow like that?
Rolled 6 (1d10)>>45926956
Rolled 5 (1d10)>>45926956do it, but afterwards we need to talk
Rolled 8 (1d10)You're doing gods work son. Come home when you're done, little crunch wrap.
>>45926956They'll write songs about you, David.
>>45926974>>45926956Now get out of there, David!
>>45926975DAVID!! Don't do it!! Don't make Elizabeth lose someone close again!
Rolled 3 (1d10)>>45926956DAVIDDDD!!
NO MORE ROLLS DAMMIT
pls don't die
Rolled 1 (1d6)>>45926956You were cool David...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qZZ7fKC1uNY
Rolled 9 (1d10)>>45926956END IT>>45926920It was also used when shinji was going to unit-01to fuck up some angel.
>>45927008>Now get out of there, David!*Get done and get out of thereFTFY
>>45927037YOU SON OF A BITCH!! WE TOLD YOU TO STOP ROLLING!!!
>>45927037>>45927026WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST SAY
DAVID AS YOUR COMMANDING OFFICER..... Give em hell kid.
Rolled 2 (1d10)>>45926956David?Come on back to us when you're done.Anna would like to see you, I'm sure.Eileen too.And everybody else.On a more personal level...I've grown fond of you, David. I didn't have a son when I was first posted here.I do now.
Rolled 1 (1d10)>>45926956DAVID, PULL THE EMERGENCY ESCAPE RIGHT NOW, THAT'S AN ORDER!!!
>>45927037>1d6Doesn't count!Doesn't count!
>>45927037>>45927055he even rolled a 1d6
>>45927055>>45927060Calm down : it's 1D6To MAGI : >>45926554
Rolled 2 (1d10)>>45926956
>>45927055Anon, that was a d6, it doesn't count.
>>45927070You piece of shit!>>45927082Stop rolling!!
>>45927070I SWEAR TO GOD STOP ROLLING YOU STUPID FUCK WE ALREADY PASSED YOUR SCREWING US
>>45927070Oh my god...why do you guys keep doing this?!
ITT: Absolute retard keep rolling
>>45927037Not a d10, doesnt count!NOBODY ROLL
Stop fucking rolling means stop rolling.
Rolled 10 (1d10)>>45927070WHY DO YOU KEEP ROLLING???
>>45927064STOP FUCKING ROL->>45927070OH FOR FUCKS SAKE
I swear they are infact trying to sink us
>>45927105HOLY SHIT ANON. Thank you but fuck you for keeping on rolling!
>>45927105Please tell me this counts
>>45927105THANK YOU! NOW STOP ROLLING!
>>45926956David, you don't need to do this. We need you alive. You're not just a resource to throw away. This Angel is going down one way or another, you don't need to get yourself killed.
>>45927120My mistake saved us! NOW STOP ROLLING
Rolled 8 (1d10)I'm just gonna roll to fuck with you guys.
>>45926956>>45926974>>45927037>>45927070>>45927105WHAT INSANITY IS THIS
when we get mind raped by an Angel it's going to explode in a shower of dice and confusion and self hatred because lol at our posting.
>>45927154Disregard this fucker's roll QM. In fact, disregard any rolls following the last Nat 10.
>>45927154You're damn lucky anon
>>45927171Ramiel is going to be a d10
>>45927105Please have my children.
QM should really put a timer for these rolls. Like, stop counting after the first minutes or so.
Rolled 1 (1d10)yolo
No! Major! Why did you let him do this! I can't lose him too!Not again!Don't spam the rolls guys, if this clogs the thread too much we'll go back to the old roll mechanic.
>>45927209just to spite us that or a d20>>45927238an then theres this asshole
>>45927238Literally kill yourself
>>45927238dude come onQM please tell me you stop counting these at some point
Rolled 8 (1d10)>>45927238well fuck me running swag money
>>45927251I suggest only including the first 5 rolls. This way, this shit can be avoided QM.
>>45927251Put like a 5 minute time limit on the rolls then.
>>459272811 minute seems already enough.
We're still at a seven. For the love of all things holy let it remain such.
>>45927251He's going to be fine, I promise, there's no guarantee this Angel is going to explode.
>>45927238>>45927154>>45927271QM please ignore this fucker's rolls it's obvious he is just screwing around
>>45927251Do it. Old system was better, prevented the endless rolling.
>>45927251I did...I told him...he didn't need to do this...David...DAMNIT!!
>>45927251I ordered him to get out of there, he's not listening, he's got it into his head he has to sacrifice himself for some fucking reason.
>>45927251Okay, first of all, I didn't LET him do this. There's nothing I can do to stop these kids, other than blow the bomb collars.
>>45927251>Give her a shoulder to cry.
>>45927238I HATE YOU i HOPE YOUR FAMILY DIE OF CANCER SLOWLY BEFORE YOUR EYES, I HOPE YOUR FRIENDS GET HIT BY A CAR AND DIE IN A BLOODY PILE IN FRONT OF YOU, i HOPE SOME FUCKER MUGS AND RAPES YOU BEFORE PUTTING A CIGARETTE OUT ON YOUR DICK THEN WHEN YOU RETURN HOME BROKEN AND BURNT I HOPE YOU GET FUCKING FLAYED>actually more mad at the yolo and genral rolling than the fumble
>>45927348Dummy system when
>>45927251We need that angle dead.
Im conflicted.We can force-eject David, but that might get him killed if the Angel explodes or the bombardment hits him.On the other hand, there's every chance this Angel won't explode. Ramiel had the strongest beam attack and it just sort of died. I'm hoping this angel will just die when David sticks a knife in it's core.
>>45927372love u 2 anon. Hugs and kisses :3~*~
>>45927387Show some compassion man, we're not the fucking Commander
>>45927374Yeah, because that avoided so much emotional trauma in the show.
>>45927251He's going to be alright, he can do this. He's strong.
>>45927238>No replyTHANK GOD
>>45927348Yeah it's not my fault! The voices in my head let this happen. Blame them. They're the ones who make everything go to shit.
>>45926956This.... looks like it hurts... Oh god what have we become?
inb4 new thread before we get to know what happened
>>45927536Don't hold back, David!!
>>45927491add "Its the end of the world as we know it" by REM
>>45927536You can do it David, you can fucking do it!!!
>>45927536OOC: Guys...call me a pussy right now, but I am actually crying. How does QM make me feel so attached to these characters?
>>45927596God-tier art and immersive writing
>>45926974We'll just go with the next six rolls for the modifiers.
Rolled 4 (1d10)>>45927536DAVID YOU CRAZY SON OF A BITCH
Rolled 4 (1d10)>>45927628
>>45927628Hit 'em again.
>>45927628THIS IS IT DAVID FINISH THE FUCKER OFF
Rolled 1 (1d10)>>45927628...
>>45927658>>45927649Why you niggas rolling?
>>45927633>>45927649Sigh. Maybe we should wait 1 minute b4 rolling so the rng changes.>>45927658God Damn it
Rolled 3 (1d10)>>45927658FUCK
>>45927658Inb4 it shoots david point-blank.
>>45927686>>45927658>>45927649>>45927633Why are you rolling for?
Rolled 2 (1d10)>>45927628>>45927691can we roll high for once?
>>45927691LET'S FIND OUT WHO'S FASTERDAVID OR ANGEL?
Rolled 9 (1d10)>>45927691
Rolled 1 (1d10)>>45927691NOW
Rolled 9 (1d10)>>45927697To apease the dice god before the real rolling begins
>>45927691I Can't take this any more.... I am feeling legit terror and pain just being in this thread...
>>45927658>>45927649>>45927633He didn't even ask for a ro->>45927691ah fuck
>>45927691ONE MORE HIT DAVID! YOU'RE ALMOST THERE!
>>45927691NOW OR NEVER DAVIDhttps://youtu.be/q_HxvojfiUw
>>45927805Stop the EVA, I'd like to get off.
>>45927697>>45927728He said "We'll just go with the next six rolls for the modifiers." So I interpreted it as hes asking for the next 6 rolls to count for somthing. Hence why I rolled.>>45927633>>45927649>>45927658>>45927686>>45927698>>45927715Hopefully these rolls do not count towards what happens....... On the bright side we got rid of a lot of bad dice rolls. Maybe that will make up for something.
>>45927805ITS DEAD! GET OUT! NOW! I CAN'T DO THIS AGAIN!
>>45927805DAVID PLEASE RESPOND AND TELL ME YOURE OKAY PLEASE
>>45927805WHERE THE FUCK IS DAVID?!?!
...RIP DavidYou were the best shinji
>>45927805DAVID? DAVID!IT'S DEAD, YOU CAN RUN BEFORE THE BLAST!DO YOU COPY DAVID?!
>>45927805Disable David's sync with the Eva, now!
>>45927805GET A MEDICAL TEAM OVER THERE NOW!DON'T YOU DARE DIE ON ME DAVID
Rip David at least you didnt cause the third impact
>>45927805GET OUT OF THERE DAVID
>>45927882don't fucking Jinx us
>>45927805https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VyDlhODQpzgIt's raining againIsn't it?
>>45927882QM is watching anon, don't say stuff like that, he'll get a nasty plan
>>45927805David, please be alive.
>>45927956>no second crossDavid is okay!
>>45927557Funny... I thought of that too... before the mixtape even existed. >>45927608Fits chronologically (1997 three years before 2nd impact). Though all the other songs have been in english. Which i admit is weird because we're in french speaking quebec aren't we?
>>45927956He got away, right? He dove into the river or something.
>>45927956Welp.I guess net pilot count is conserved, huh. Regained Eileen, lost David.
>>45927956Tank platoons! Go for David Position!Queen! We need you on the area for a medevac!Anna! We are sending you the positron rifle! Go to the hill we talked about two days ago!MAGI! >>45926554 for the nth time!
>>459280076th angel pinged us on its way down. with very linear attacks... I dont think it can hit us again from its current location... that is unless it also uses a particle beam. then yeah it can hit us from around the world.
>>45927998shut up. He's gonna make it. HE'D BETTER.
2 operations:1st: Search and Rescue for the immeadiate area near the 5th angle's ground zero. Get VTOLS out there to assist ASAP.2nd: Get me a trajectory of the 6th angle, and get Anna in position with the Positron Rifle. We can't afford to take another hit, especially right now.
>>45928007THISIn this situation we can't have indecisiveness!
>>45928038 It has attacks like an artillery cannon, I think. They arc through the air
>>45928063let's hope it needed 5th as a "spotter" and can't blindfire now
>>45928051Anon, I love Kamen David as much as the next guy, but he was in a point-blank explosion for the second time in a row in a badly damaged EVA after being penetrated like a hentai schoolgirl.Even if he survives, he'll have severe PTSD, nevermind going back in the robot any time soon.And his martyr complex would only get worse and worse.
>>45928115Tears of joy. Tears of joy. David is fine.
>>45928110I think this might actually clear the martyr business up. He's redeemed himself in his eyes-he managed to take down the angel without his fellow pilots getting killed/hurt, which happened in the past due to his mistakes. I'm hoping so, anyway.
>>45928115no, nononononoononoyou got atleast a signaltell me you do!
>>45928115SHUT THE FUCK UP!SOMEBODY TELL ME THE STATUS ON THE GOD DAMNED MEDEVAC
>>45928115I-I'm sorry. It's because I botched those rolls.I'm never rolling for this quest again
>>45928007>>45928052>>45928054>>45928063That won't be necessary Major. The MAGI analysis revealed that the 6th Angel has used every bit of its A.T. field for this attack. At the rate it's regenerating it will be able to fire again next week at the earliest. We need to mount an expedition to Greenland right now if we want to survive.
>>45928172>>45928007I'm almost there Major!
>>45928186Get repairs underway on the Geofront's plating, in case it manages to fire again.We're gonna need that rifle transported alongside the units. Any remaining air assets will be neccesary.And...someone get me a car. I need to see David...
>>45928186Get our forces ready for the expedition, along with Anna and the 1st child+ their Evas.And for the love of god get Eileen to the hospital.
You know the smart thing would be to end on a cliffhanger. Just saying.
>>45928263More like the cheap thing to do. Please don't do this QM.
>>45928263No, fuck off, we need some god damned closure.Especially since we ended on a cliffhanger last time, or at least in the middle of the action.Now we need a bit of denoument and unwinding.
I DONT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT THE ANGEL GET ME TO DAVID!
>>45928324We have an angel left to kill. We can't abandon our post when the fight isn't over.
>>45928253I wanna go full batman when it comes to saving this kid...I just don't want to feel like batman... Anything but feeling like batman.
>>45928186If you've been alerted to the "Incident" that occurred in unit 03, do we have a spare EVA? Or are we gonna have to go to green land with 2?
>>45928348WE HAVE A DUTY TO OUR MEN. At the very least he deserves last rites.
>>45928369There's no way we can put Eileen back into action as soon as she comes back. 1st still has some fight left in her.
[CAG] I've arrived at ground zero Major. I'll try to get closer to have a better view.
>>45928407We need good news CAG, please....
>>45928407Crossing my fingers for dear life here.
>>45928407Eva is probably burnt black. We gonna need the painter back on duty now. Everything else should be fine, right?
>>45928407Thank you CAG...Send a division to pick up the Fourth Child from Unit 03 as well...Can someone get me a vehicle? I need to go as well.
>>45928470He made it once, he'll make it again. That explosion wasn't as bad as the last one.
[CAG] I've got something!
Where's the rest of the medical and recovery teams, somebody tell them to hurry the hell up
>>45928592OH FUCK YES
>>45928592>Leaves Geofront to grab a car
>>45928592let's hope to god that he is not in Beserker rage
>>45928687well just find the upper half silly.
>>45928687For some fucked up reason I found this funny
>>45928687FIND THAT FUCKING ENTRY PLUG
>>45928687Wait this is EVA-01. Fuck the worse time to make a mistake
IF SOMEONE DOESNT GET ME A CAR NOW ILL GET ONE MY SELF
>>45928687That's a solid landing if I ever saw one myself, go find the other half.
>>45928759All poor little david needs to fix himself is to find his other half
>>45928759I really let myself think he'd live.
>>45928759T-that's okayAs long as the upper half of the EVA is okay, the entry plug is fine r-right?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lCfYrxx_hBE
>>45928759its official... I hate myself now... The suffuring just doesn't end for R&D...
Why. Why were we chosen to lead this army.We're no leader, we are a failure and nothing more. All we caused is suffering and death.They deserved better than us.
>>45928752Major you can't come here. You know it's against Nerv Safety Protocol.Look there's no way to say this gently. There's no other half. The blast disintegrated everything from the waist up. I'm sorry. I'm afraid the Unit is a total loss too. There's no way Science Division can fix that.The two girls from Eva-03's Entry Plug are safe and sound though. We sent them to the hospital in Residential District 07 since the one in HQ got blown up with the rest of the area.
>>45928759JUST LET THINGS WORK OUT OKAY JUST FOR ONCE. ONLY OKAY. NOT ASKING FOR GREAT. NOT ASKING FOR HAPPY ENDINGS. JUST OKAY.
>>45928905To the Hospital!!!Maybe we can pretend David is there, safe and sound
>>45928905Can we at least give last rites remotely, he deserves a better end than this.
>>45928905OOC: You did it QM. You fucking did it. You went above and beyond the call of suffering to cause half of the thread to wallow in despair. Literally...just...fffffffffffffffffffFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>45928905I've made a huge mistake...
>>45928987>>45928975Just drive that nail further down guys. Pour salt in those wounds, and make more people want to step out of their windows.
>>45928905David was a hero to the very end.
In honor of David's fatalistic heroism, I hereby request drawing of Eva unit having Witness Me moment against an Angel.Using two Spears of Longinus. (yes, I do realize there's only one of them)
>>45928905Bullshit! 01 has survived both an N2 AND an Angel explosion AT THE SAME TIME! THIS AIN'T SHIT!!!KEEP FUCKING LOOKING!!!
We will bring him back guys just like eileenRight..?
>>45928987well now we know, when the science officer says the EVA won't survive a core blast they're right.
>>45929068I just... don't even want to try... I'd rather die, than try and risk failure again...
>>45928706I now feel bad for laughing
At least David doesn't have to deal with this putrid shithole hell we call life anymore... He has to be a lot happier now ;_;
Major. You need to come down here in the Science Division main lab.Immediately.
>Down one EVA>Down a damn fine pilot and human beanAlcoholism/suicide/meltdown when?
>>45929151OH, WHAT NOW?!
So... how about we cause the third impact to reunite with CAG and david?
>>45928987May he rest in our memories.
>>45929057>01 has survived both an N2 AND an Angel explosion AT THE SAME TIME!That was (mostly) intact Eva unit.This was already badly damages with pierced torso (= exposed plug)
>>45929151We can't do anything more here. We have to look after the remaining pilots, Eileen included.
>>45929175CAG is alive and well, remember?
>>45929151... Yes sir.
>>45929153now/when duty is done/in foreseeable future
>>45929189If we see Eileen, I swear to god we are giving that girl a tearful hug and never letting go. We are not letting another one of these kids die.
>>45929199but when will she wake up anon
>>45929175Rachel's still in the hospital, dumbass>>45929199Alive, yes. Well... not so much
>You arrive at the Science Division main lab. The whole staff is there, including the Vice-Commander.[Vice-Commander] Come and see this Major.
we gonna 404 soon.
OOC: Can we continue this saturday?
>>45929299This ends today!!
>>45929278whats going on? Did we pull out Eileen from uh... First Child's plug?
>>45929364Come on anon. Don't be silly. >>45929299I'm hoping for an intermission as we prepare for a foreign engagement with Angel 6.
>You see Eileen, sleeping and covered by someone's lab coat.[Science Staff] She reconstituted around the time Eva-03 got hit by the blast. She's seems to be sleeping now
>>45929415E-eileen...Oh my god...>hug her gently>cry a lot
>>45929452>hug her gentlyno
>>45929415Don't touch her, ask "Anything different about her?"
>>45929465How would you suggest we hug her then?
>>45929415Um... so net pilot gained?>inb4 that's not Eileen that's David reconstructed in Eileen's body
>>45929452Last I remembered... she was a huge germophobe...
>She open her eyes...Major?
>>45929494ALL THE HUGS!!!
>>45929494"how are you, what do you remember?"
>>45929494Oh Christ Eileen I'm sorry.
Rolled 7 (1d10)>>45929494drop spaguetti from our pocketsRolling for awkardness
And that's it! Thank you for playing /tg/!See you next week. This session was intense. David... had a hard life.
>>45929557the fiasco with the rolling certainly didn't help
>>45929557>David had a hard life
>>45929557intermission next or no? i feel like we could decompress some.And yes I know we have another angel to deal with but holy hell... do we need this...
>>45929557Thread archived. Thank you QM, I knew you always had balls before but christ man.If there are any drawfags in this thread, I would please like to request a piece for David. Something akin to this.
>>45929609Yep next one will be an intermission, we have to do the funding allocation+ decide what to do for the 6th Angel.
>>45929675sure thing...Pre Or Post boiling skin peel?
He was what shinji wished to be
>>45929757Pre.I want to remember David as to whom he would have been if what happened didn't happen. Something simple, and hopefully reminiscent.
>>45929796I'll be sure to do an actual good job of it. Goddamn i still never did the "DDR" Training montage either.
>>45929757I say Post.That was him in his prime.
Fuck. If I wasn't emotionally broken, I'd cry.Good going, QM.Instrumentality when
>>45929855You're right, but at the same time I want to have something in the little perfect world that could have been where David didn't die and he got his surgery.Where the angels were finished, third impact didn't happen, and the children eventually went on to live normal lives following the war. It's not neccesarily pre burning, but more like, post burning. He has suffered enough, grown as a person, and the least we can do is honor him in the most venerable way we can. In what could have been.
>>45929927Maybe faded/barely noticeable burn scars?
>>45929962Yeah, that would be better actually. And have his eyes close, and he's smiling.
Last week I was sketching some intermission stuff.I wanted to do a movie night with the 2 sisters and David.
What a coincidence when david demise was anounced i was listening to this https://youtu.be/DeMegDeYvgc In the part that says :Angels of Doom come calling, with no mercy , No fear, no heart, no judgement, no clemency
>>45930050we... we can still do that right? we... we can find the plug. we can...
>>45930050why do you torment us so, Op?why do i love it?
>>45930050It's like you're channeling Gen Urobuchi.
>>45930211No anon no we cant WE WILL
>>45930050>We will never try to teach David on how to pick up chicks>We will never treat him like a little brother again
Rolled 4 (1d10)One last roll for david[spoilers]If 10 he is alive[/spoilers]
>>45930417YOU FUCKED UP
>>45930417Even in his death he still gets shit rolls, never change david, never change
>>45930461Okay, that made up for it.
>>45930050Oh shit...what is gonna happen to Elizabeth?
>>45930586I'm worried about Elizabeth and Anna.
>>45930586Maybe we should uh... hang out with her. make sure she's okay...
>tfw I get literally all the good rolls in this quest>I missed today's threadDavid is my fault. I did this through inaction.
How many angels do you think we can handle before all comes tumbling down and be transform into tang>>45930853dont worry anon david always gets shit rolls
>>45930891I rolled one of his only tens though. I could have saved him today if I were here.
>>45930939We will find a way to save him anon we always doRight?