TWO NEW Emperor Text-to-Speech device episodes:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eG82ruvH0jchttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9C3O-r5PXUoHoly shit.
BY THE EMPEROR
Calgar confirmed for Alpha Legion
OP, half way through the first episode and each moment is like a new glorious revelation and twist after another.This is some picasso-tier work of art.
>>45782966>I>CAST>FISTI needed those sides.
>mfw 2nd episode 14:10
There's more after the credits!
>the episodes where this series becomes Space Marines Hunger Force
YESSS Ahriman in the new intro
Rogal Dorn is officially my favorite character.
Holy shit that Typhus monologue.I don't know whether to laugh or throw up.
i love that moment magnus just snapped when the emperor mentioned his mistake.
>Nurgle gave the upper hive crotch rot40keks
>>45782966WHY MAGNUS? I TRUSTED YOU. What could motivate you to do such a thing?Seriously I got no fucking clue. He knows how much chaos screwed him over so why go back? What other motives could he have? Psyker revolution? Revenge on the wolves?
>That chatroom sequence at the endIt's gold, Jerry! GOLD!
>>45785215I feel he will just take kitten to serve him rather than chaosalso that comment about always fucking up by the emperor caused him to "snap" according to subs when he was just offering to help out
Praise the Emperor! Today is a glorious day.
IT was then that we remembered Magnus was still a former Daemon Prince of Tzeench.
>>45785215Dude still respects Chaos as a fixture of reality. Honestly I'm more interested what a Chaos Custodes would be like.
>>45782966Once a Tznetchian, always a Tznetchian.
>>45786309Nigga has twice as much sunglass as he needs.
>What kind of father have I been..?>Emprific sobsWell, about that..
>>45785562This is my theory, I think Magnus is going to try to start his own Chaos cult centered around him to basically become his own chaos god.The real question is, given Magnus as a whole, if he did become a chaos god, would he become sort of his own god of knowledge and magic/overthrow Tzeentch (likely his goal) or would his resentment and frustration get the better of him and basically turn him into Magica Khorne?
>>45787119He'd be the god of learning, for both practical uses and for its own sake.
>>45787323Still, could he hold onto that since you know the first thing he'd likely do with his godly powers if fuck up the Emperor (and the Imperium), fuck up Russ, and then try to fuck up Tzeentch.I assume that such actions would cause people to see him as also an aspect of vengeance, not to mention he himself would be giving into revenge which I think would be an important part of how and Warp God forms.Plus I thought Tzeentch also covered learning.
>>45787381Maybe he could cut a deal with cegorach? Something to being the eldar gods back? Isha/nurgle and Khaine/Khorne have proven that in this version of 40k co-operation between chaos and eldar warp gods is possible, so if the eldar/the other big three work together they could pull off cegorach's ultimate joke and have Magnus take over as some kind of chaos god of humanity? Or maybe i'm tired and drunk and overthinking things autistically, thats fine too
Considering the plot of the episodeAnyone else consider Damnos part 2 as never happened fluff wise?Just cause a fully awakened Necron Crownworld needs like a Badab level of response and a war that would take decades to push through their navy and the reinforcements they'd get from other tombworlds.
Rogal fucking Dorn. >>I am fortifying this place>>I shall build the best treehouse! Serf, I will need supplies and 12000 laborers
>>45788098I love how autistic he was, it was /tg/ view of him personified
Goddamnit Magnus. Also, Gilbert Gottfried Typhus got me good.I thought Hivemind was enslavers at first and Diavolo got me more than it should have.
Who was that guy writing in his diary at the end of the first episode, behind the closed door where salamanders stood guard.
>>45788957If they weren't salamanders i would have said it was Lion the emo autistic shithead, but its definately Corax. Why Corax has sallies guarding him is anyone's guess
>>45789010Vulkan might've captured him at some point to cure him of his emoness through the power of friendship, and promptly forgot about him because hes Corax, and no one likes him
>>45784222My sides where in orbit after that
>>45782966What happened to Ghazghkull?
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>>45789107hes helping the overfiend of Octarius raise his perception stat
Why did Magnus *snap*?
>>45788590The entire series has been pretty much "How /tg/ views warhammer"See some of the first episodes, Emprah's reaction to the Dreadknight is pretty much spot-on what /tg/'s was, and by the way is NOT the reaction among your average wargamer (from my experience people like them as a Power Loader reference)
>>45789149Because they mentioned the Space Furries
>>45787119> Implying Magnus won't Fuck everything up.> Implying this wasn't the Emperors plan, and that's why he left without telling Kitten why.> Implying the Emperor wouldn't just fucking order Kitten back because he sure as Fuck doesn't care what he wants.
>the fucking Warp Chat bitMy sides holy fucking shit.
>>45789167No I mean in Episode 22, when he was about to talk to Kitten the subs said *Snap* when Empy called him a fuck up
>>45789184If this is all part of the Emperor's plan, we can look forward to him being doubledead on the doublegolden throne
>>45789149Which *snap* the RAAAGGEE monster or the treachery?Because the latter was because The Emperor reminded Magnus how he ruined everything for everyone.
More Laughing Necrons when?
>>45789442Dunno but that lil one second of the Necron saying "Soi soi motherfucker" had me in stiches.
Loved the Warp Chat. I hope there's more of it.
I'm surprised it showed that it was actually Rogal Dorns skeletal hands. I thought Dorn would just disprove it by pointing out it could be anyone's hands.
>>45790108THE PAIN GLOVE SPEAKS ITS WILL.
>>45789184Oh, I never meant to imply Magnus won't fuck up.But I also side with >>45789210 in that the big E is gonna fuck up too.My current theory is that the Ultra Marines Chapter Master's watched the galaxy die multiple cycles and thus has been manipulating time and reality to try to hope for a better outcome himself only for things to just get more ridiculous.Either way, Time travel/reality warping confirmed... When shit hits the fan this is going to be what even the chaos gods will be desperately scrambling to.Last thought, since we're discussing text-to-speech:The Emperor said his end-game goal for humanity was to basically make us all like him. But how will that be possible for nearly half fo humanity when women cannot survive becoming Astartes, much less apparently custodes, primarch, and even becoming a Homo Imperius. (That's what I'm dubbing the Emperor's "race" as, try and stop me, faggots)Also, what's the forum where the author takes questions, I'd be interested to hear his/his Emperor's stance on "Can Felinids be Imperial Guards?"
MY FUCKING OLD ROGUE TRADER DM IS ROGAL DORNDAMN SON
>>45790108They'd have to be pissing massive hands mind you. Could be an ogryn I suppose.
So Rogal Dorn hid as a Centurion to sit on papa's lap, Leman Russ is still... well, Leman Russ in the Warp and is probably gonna kill the shit out of some Inquisitors or fuck with them, VULKAN LIVES, Magnus is plotting, and Corvus Corax is in an artifact of Vulkan.Better than canon.
>>45789161And those people are normalfags.We don't talk about them here.
>>45791294Dorn is an autistic manchild, Russ is still a furry fuck who is gonna get tricked by the inquisition just like he got tricked by FUCKING horus, Vulkan is gonna be some kinda freaky do-gooder, Magnus is gonna apotheosise and raise ahriman/kitten as his aeto'res'Kais/Fateweaver respectively, and Corax is being a whiny little emo bitch who gets stuck in his own fucking coffin. Calgar is actually alpharius. The Chaos Party is gonna get no-selled as soon as an actual primarch shows up, i'm betting Morty or pretty-boy. Any further predictions?
>>45791375What has you so full of salt.That wasn't even a prediction, that was literally just summing up the Primarchs.I know 4chan is contrarian but save the shit for when it's needed.
>>45782966Fucking Typhus man
Typhus sounding like Gilbert godfried is surprisingly fitting
>Lord Dorn, could you possi....>no
>everyone losing their shit because Dorn is an autistic, ultra literal faggot
>>45791294I thought that that was The lion
>>45791861He said nevermore, its Corax.
>>45791861He literally said nevermore.
>>45791887>>45791896I musta missed that part over all the other whiny emo stuffalso, didn't he say something about his legion's own sins or something?
>>45791825>>45791803Can these be new Reaction Images for the board now?
>>45791942He mentioned his own sins, most likely when he tried to create better astartes
>>45792303do one for the 12,000 labourers bit
>>45791016>The Emperor said his end-game goal for humanity was to basically make us all like him. But how will that be possible for nearly half fo humanity when women cannot survive becoming Astartes, much less apparently custodes, primarch, and even becoming a Homo Imperius. (That's what I'm dubbing the Emperor's "race" as, try and stop me, faggots)Emperor didn't want astartes to replace humans, he wanted humans to naturally evolve into godlike beings like himself. Think Eldar but twice as tall, and a million times more powerful.
>>45784222WHY THE FUCK IS HE GILBERT GOTTFRIED?!?!?!!
I love how Corax's Coffin was the shitty Sedan/mini-SUV that was one of the Artifeacts of Vulkan
>>45789060God I loved the beginning of that episode VULKAN LIVES!
>>45791861>>45791887i thought it was conrad, but you guys are probably right.
>>45792880LIKE ELDAR! TWICE AS TALL! WITH PAULDRONS!YES YES!
HEY! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM!?
>>45793394Anyone made a gif of Calgar clobbering the necrons with a pylon yet?
>>45793917Who was he, again?
So they are going full /tg/ headcanon about the endtimes?this would explain why the emperor wants them to turn off Girlymans life-support. Probably something related to being reborn in his body.
>Believing MagnusOh come on Kitten, you're smarter than that!
>>45794235I don't know. I mean he dated a Tau once ,although the mechanics of the relationship are still unknown (I mean he is atleast 3 times as big as her).
>>45794259Jojo part 5 I think?!
>>45794259I mean Villain of Jojo part 5
>>45782966Autism.But yeah it was alright.
>>45794235He's also emotionally devastated and Magnus is there consoling him. If you thought your best friend turned his back on you, you would be really grateful that your other friend was being that nice and helping you feel better.>>inb4 Kitten has no emotions
>>45794429Technically he shouldn't have any but I will give that living 10000 years might have some unforseen consequences.
>>45794477https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FyeoBm5QFnA4:55He grew emotions, go back to about 4:30 if you want a bit of reasoning why.
>>45794259The guy with King Crimson as a stand.
>>45788098I almost forgot >Father, I hope that our nightly cuddling sessions won't be rescheduled because of this
>>45794720I WILL BECOME THE NEW EMPEROR HAHAHAHA
>>45782966Dorn's voice is awesome.
>>45791887>>45791896He also said he was Unforgiven
>>45795177But lions on caliban no? Wasn't that in the dark angel bit a few episodes back?
>>45794061>this would explain why the emperor wants them to turn off Girlymans life-supportNo, like other fa/tg/uys Bruva Alfa hated the Spiritual Liege malarkey and took hit hatred out on Guilliman. Remember, this series started about 2 years ago, when the 5th Edition was still fresh in our minds.As the years have worn on, he seems to have gotten over it, and The Emperor and Kitten play a children's card game seems to have settled the matter.
>>45794664I sort of assumed that since the other Custards had them, he had them too and was just faking.
more luscious lucius, brah, i need it
>>45794282>I don't know. I mean he dated a Tau once
>>45792880Shit, Emps is willing to wait a long ass fucking time, isn't he?>>45792963https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XkLqAlIETkA
>>45793935Does a webm count?
>soi soi motherfuckerI didn't get this.
>>45795780You are not alone
>>45795780I googled itIt looks like some Indian song
MAKE MORE UPPER HIVE VIDEOS
>>45795912Yeah, I googled it too. Didn't help much.
>>45795957My roflcopter goes soi soi soi soi
>>45795780https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_vNhLYW_e4I instantly thought of this.
>>45795628No, magnus confirmed it's in fact canon!
>>45795780"My roflcopter goes soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi." A meme from a bygone age
>>45791954I'll make a few later today if this thread is still alive.
This series is the only place that I've learned 40k lore that's managed to lodge itself into my head.How much of it has been ruined thanks to continuous retcons?
Why did Fyodor say "what kind of father have I been"? Am I missing something here?
>>45796745The Emperor convinced Fyodor that he was a missing fragment of himself, making Fyodor Russ's rather... or at least he thinks he is
>>45796772Oh, right, I forgot about that bit. This is actually pretty funny. Thanks.
>>45796772Godamn, at least Fyodor was able to feel bad how about how "his" sons turned out.
>Round 2 of:>It's really quiet tonight>YESFuck, that got me.
ARE WE THERE YET!?
>>45797673What is with this Asmodai, he didn't seem like that in the previous episode.
>>45797920I think it was reference to Shrek 2 of all things.
>>45785215I AM ALPHARIUS
>>45796694You really shouldn't look at it as an actual source of lore. At best, it's tongue in cheek. At worst, it skips over some details in order to make a joke.I actually don't really like the series much at all. Alfa's shorts are funny, but the longer episodes just drag out the jokes and include too much meta humor, and a lot of the voiceacting isn't enjoyable.
>>45797952NO I AM ALPHARIUS
>>45789184>> Implying the Emperor wouldn't just fucking order Kitten back because he sure as Fuck doesn't care what he wants.>implying Kitten isn't a strong independet bananaman who don't need no Emperor
>>45797937That joke is MUCH older than Shrek 2But I don't doubt it was also in that movie.
>>45797985>the jokes and include too much meta humorThe whole series includes too much meta. Latest double episode has Uriel Ventris basically acknowledging that parts of the Ultramarines fluff has changed over the last ~20 years
>>45798020I think it was a reference to the mummy 2 movie.
>>45798010>bananamanI get that they're gold, but when did the Custodes start getting referred to as Bananas by 40kers?
>>45798035That said, the "heretics" skit was pretty alright
>>45798035I know, it's silly. I can't laugh at that, just like I can't laugh about 'oh his pauldron edgings are green.' It's not even really a joke and there's no attempt at a punchline, just him whining about the Nightbringer being just an isty bitsy shaaard. I guess I'm supposed to laugh at how silly he says it, but eh.I know I should've expected since the very first episodes which had the Emperor complaining about how illogical the Imperium is being, but I was kind of hoping it would've gone in the direction like those shorts go - the Adeptus Arbites short was hilarious, those cultists videos were nice, and the Lucius pranking vid send my sides all the way to Slaanesh.
>>45795780I pity you for not knowing the glory of the ROFL COPTER! and mudkips.
We all have to admit Sicarius had it coming, the guy was being an egotistical, self-aggrandizing shitheel.
>>45797920I don't know, but I want sassmouthing Dark Angel marine back.>Yes Lord Belial, I won't close the automatic door too harshly.
>>45798045Take a look at this .pict:>>45796694Also, Emperor said so.
>>45798086You're overanalyzing this a bit much friend.Just watch the Warpchat after credits bit and everything will be fine
>>45789481When was this?
>>45798130That part is also kind of...meh those. The jokes are incredibly predictableOnly unexpected part was Khaine telling Khorne it was leg day
>>45798158EVERYDAY IS LEG DAY
>>45798220The joke there is that khorne is paraplegic, the best kind of rage is impotent rage that is left to fester and simmer.
>>45798130When the humor isn't just simple fun, I end up having to stretch to find what I'm supposed to be laughing at.So much build up for nothin, every time. Long periods of talking, with no punch line or humor interspersed.
Ha ha time for Dorn posting
>>45798543Why did he have no mustache here, but then have a mustache later when his hand falls off?
>>45798691Oops forgot image
>>45789113do I need glasses if some of these squares look different sizes?
>>45798691Yet you would think that the pics were immediately following one another
>>45798777It means you have eye cancer, call a doctor
>>45797952>>45797989I'm going to fucking bet this is going to be the reveal for the guy Kitten encountered at randomI mean who the fuck opens a conversation with DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM if they're not going to fucking murder you if you say "yes".
>>45798840I would but my car is currently not running. I need more blinker fluid.
RogalPoster, I like you. Please continue.Just try not to make the empty spaces near the text so big as on some images.
>>45798873>>45798881I made a lot of these rapid fire so my bad Dorn friend.
>>45798859But it was clearly just a custardI think it was just to further show how shitty kitty's life would be after he traded places
>>45798966There was also a Custard who was shooped from an image of Vanilla Ice in the first confrontation with Fyodor, I wonder what he's like.
anyone got some for Russ?
>>45799003>>45799020I'll do Russ later. Inna hour or so senpai.
>>45799102And Magnus.I'll do some RussPosting later won't be for an hour or more.
>>45799102I just fucking lost it again, God damn it.
>>45787381CHAOS GOD OF NERD RAGE INCOMING!
>>45791024Damn. One of the guys who contributed some of the scripts was my Black Crusade GM.Small world.
I am saving all of these dorn pics, and I am going to shitpost them on every board, you can't stop me.
>>45800962go brave fist exemplar go and spread the glory of Dorn
Alfabusa scarred me with Typhus. Why?! Why Bruva?! And why did that Plague Marine sound like he was from Space Mississippi?>>45800962I normally wouldn't agree with such behavior but the Magic Pain Glove would approve. It's above me, so go ahead. You'll have to answer to the glove later on. We all do.
Too bad Magnus isn't very powerful
Why is Khaine calling Khorne a kid? Is Kaine older?
R U S S P O S T I N G
>>45782966these are about as funny as the first one.as in, not at all funny.Seriously, I will never get the appeal of these.
>>45801830>>45801849WHAT'S IT LIKE TO BE THIS JADED AND CYNICAL YE OLD SKELETON?
>>45801830could you create a dorn pic of when dorn puts on the pain glove and it takes off his hand and he says your services are no longer required.
>>45801982Make one of magnus ranting about Space Wolf Illiteracy. Also I Cast Fist.
>>45802009>Also I Cast Fist.>>45796190
i'm going to have alot of fun with these pictures
Gotta start a new folder in my reaction image hoard. This is some gold mine you've hit with this episode.
>>45785215hes trying to get kitten to go along with some petty no chaos non traitor revenge scheme that will make the emperor suffer but not have catastrophic effects for humanity
>>45802212yeah he is most likely just trying to become friends with kitten and then rub it all in the emperors face.
>>45802155FUCK THIS TOOK A WHILETWO MORE RUSS POSTS THEN I'LL DO OTHER THINGS
WHEREINTHE WARPISK-Kaldor Draigo!
>>45802427RIGHT BEHIND YOU YOU GLORIOUS CUCUMBER!
>>45802448Russ posting is done goddamn.
>>45802383could you do the one of the part where dominque says the draigo is so deep he could drown in him.
>>45802463Magnus Re-Edit for Counter Wolf Posting.
>>45802473Ye here you go mate. I'll get to work on other requests as well.>>45802485Shiet fucked up with that black space hol up
>>45802473>>45802528Double Goddamn I'm retarded and forgot the fucking image
>>45802255didn't magnus say that custodian was the closest thing the emperor had to a pal after malcador passed and emps was on the throne for 10,000 years
>>45802551Bless your heart, Anon.
Now I really want to see a TTS short with Dorn and Russ just being in the same room and having a conversation...
>>45802558he also called him "step mother", and said the custode was practically the emperors wife.
>>45802588that was probably more in jest.
>>45802588he said that in a sort of amusing tone but yeah like magnus said emps does seem to like him a bit
>>45801878Merry Dorns Day
>>45802625thank you crop man may your meme harvest ever be great and your crops without jpg artifacting.
>>45802009ere ya go>>45802616>tfw the Emperor was trying to use Kitten as a replacement Malcador the Sigilite.
>>45802675so is magnus demon form suppose to be a literal raging neck beard
>>45802696Thanks mate>>45802485Fixed the black boxes.
>>45802724Could be a model from ye olde Rogue Trader days. But I'm not sure, can't find any pictures.
>>45802727Gonna do some D R A I G O
>>45802820o this should be good.
>>45802724>>45802804Actually, I've found one. Looks really goofy.
>>45802898man that is some realy old shit they dug up for magnus his character.
>>45802898Oh god those look so goofy.
With all of the Dorn posting I declare this the Year of Dorn. Everyone's getting a wall and a pain glove.
>>45802898I actually like the v2 of the Lord of Change.
>>45803112lovely i could use a new wall to replace my 4th one
>>45803130The normal Daemon Princes don't look to shabby (except the Bloodthirsters and maybe Keeper2), and I can get behind the design of Angron and Mortarion. Fulgrim doesn't make much sense to me, but Magnus looks like pure neckbeard rage.
>>45802843>>45802820Computer had to restart. I'm back.
>>45803227Already starting to see these spread around.This is weird.Being the father of a new meme.
>Oh, shit, forgot about the pain glove. Probably won't like this Dorn.>>45798408>>45798424>>45798952I was wrong. Loving this.
>>45803290i hope you can be proud of your children you are probably going to see them alot in the coming days.
>>45803290Holy shit this fucking fame of Drago.My sides.>>45803336I can only hope. I have work I should be doing but HAHAHA FUCK THAT SHIT I AM BEST MEMEFATHER.
>>45803290"He must be high on narcotics" - Rogal Dorn
>>45803360This image fits much better.
>>45803112Does that mean Trump is Dorn?
>>45803401Nah, Dorn is Trump's son.
>>45803174Fulgrim's using a tree limb as a sword I think.>>45803401Maybe.
>>45803401>TrumpDon't say this name, lest you attract the corruption!
>>45803401Holy shit give me a second lol
>>45803438tOo LaTe >>45803412
>>45803420I think it's supposed to be a whip.
>>45803449WE NEED TO KEEP THE TRAITORS OUT.WE NEED TO BUILD A WALL.
>>45803531Back to work
>>45803565Realized i didn't have a No for Dorn.
>>45803703Is this archived or does /tg/ automatically archive threads?
>>45803733>Is this archived or does /tg/ automatically archive threads?This is why I stay up and save all the pictures now.
>>45803733and archived on sup-tg you are welcome.
>>45803733>>45803831Thanks my compatriot of darker skin hailing from the continent known as Africa.
if you want to do a marathon https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLyiDf91_bTEgnBN0jAvzNbqzrlMGID5WA
>>45803855Got about 3 more left that I'm gonna do.Any other requests? I'll do other episodes if requested.
>>45803901The Necron Lord saying SOI SOI MOTHERFUCKER perhaps, if it's not too blurry?
>>45803901>>45803927Sure mate. I'll give it a go.
>>45803733Any of the automatic archives run the risk of the larger images being purged after a few months to a year, though thumbnails will usually survive. archive.moe went through a long period of not purging the images or threads so people assumed it would be okay to rely upon it. When there was ultimately a problem with it, like archive foolz before it, some data was lost.4plebs, desustorage and others like it run the same risk. Suptg is the best bet for long term (/tg/ only) archival but requires someone manually submit the thread number for archival. There are also rules against archiving image dump threads. Low rated threads will often be purged once a year or whenever LL gets to it, so there is that risk of losing it as well. >>45803758>This is why I stay up and save all the pictures now.Ultimately this is your best bet. If you find a thread you like, save what you can for it may be gone in the not too distant future.
>>45803968>>45803980Huh neat was always curious about the whole archiving process.
>>45803980>Ultimately this is your best bet. If you find a thread you like, save what you can for it may be gone in the not too distant future.Sadly, some pictures come up with errors, parts of the pictures disarranged, so I can'T really save them. Dunno why though.
does anyone has a screen of ULTRA GUFFAWING
>>45804020>>45804105No but I can get it
so wait, if Leman is in the warp, does it mean we might see The Khan as well?
>>45804295in all due likely hood yes.
>>45803927Had to crop the Cron from elsewhere but here ya go senpaitachi
>>45804295Hes on commoragh being a gladiator for dark eldar amusement
>>45804105Here you go friendo>>45804330wot? Is this real? How'd that even happen?
>>45804327You the best, familia.
>>45804323sweet, this stuff might be the closest we'll have to have him being relevant whatsoever.
>>45804344last time anyone saw him he was chasing dark eldar into the webway after they murderfucked some of his marines
Jesus, those memes have gotten really stale. Watching it feels like browersing 1d4chan.
WHY WAS TYPHUS GILBERT GOTTFRIED
>>45804518because it fits.
>>45804518Well who did you expect to be Gilbert Gottfried?
>>45804518It was his voice and what he read that got me.>>45804556How?
>>45804649he did read a audio book for 50 shades of grey.
>>45804518Because it's just right.
>>45804680God Emperor why?!
>>45804556>>45804595>>45804649>>45804680it's just that i play Nurgle, and now i wont be able to hear my plaguebearers in any other voice than him.im not sure if it's a good or bad thing.
>>45804721Any more requests lads?>>45804727THIS IS THE RESULT OF HERESY GUARDSMEN. KNOW THE FATE OF THE DAMNED.
>>45804742Good thing.>>45804764Being from Space Mississippi?>request Typhus asking the other marine what a clit is.
>>45804788Got it familia. Give me 6 minutes tops
So what is Magnus plan with kitten? Is he just trolling the Emperor or is he doing serious heresy?
>>45804932magnus is enlisting kitten into his plan to troll the emperor for all the crap he's given him
>>45804932Probably shits and giggles.He'd probably like another of himself in the palace, namely a sad sack that constantly bitches about his Father and how shitty his life is. Could you imagine an Emo Kitten?
>>45804989is magnus even allowed outside the palace? because outside the adeptus custodies and the emperor I don't think he has any other people to interact with
>>45804989But Kitten has no emotions anon!
I saw the hive mind part, and was actually kind of disappointed it was more like the voice used in DoW2. Still good though.>>45804931Thanks, Anon.
>>45804833Is there one with Dorn saying "I suspect he was high on narcotics" yet?
>>45804932Probably some maser plan to get the Emperor to acknowledge his faults
You know, is there an actual Chaos God of 'I'm fucking miserable?'
i gotta say, Mangus VA is growing on me. he just needs to get a better mic.
>>45805115Tzeentch is "I'm so fucking miserable and I want that to change"Nurgle is "I'm so fucking miserable and I'm ok with that"
If the indicates something and I counted right we will see all the primarchs.How the fuck will he get Sanguinius and Horus back?
>>45805141but he doesnt exist.
>>45805141Malal's self hate and vengeance.
>>45805157Sang's a ghost now so we just need his body ready to house his spirit again.
>>45805157for sanguinius they are probably using the sanguinor as for horus fucked if know but it could abbadon starts channaling horus.
>>45805161Exactly what's more miserable than not existing?
>>45805157if ferrus isn't a delusion of vulkans mind then we get ghosts
>>45805194could i get a crop of vulkan telling brain ghost ferrus to shut up.
>>45805338I wonder if its going to turn out ferrus ghost is real and he was just screwing with vulkan
>>45805157Horus might fall out of the retconnian when the squats leave
>>45805187Maybe in terms of mannerisms, but last I checked, Horus' soul was destroyed.
>>45805466He lives in the retconnian with malal and the squatsAnd Malal has been on warpchat before
Well lads I'm out for the night.It was fun.
>>45804989No, but the mere possibility is terrifying.
>>45805164Presumably this also includes suicidal unhappy.
>>45805783Malal does want to die but he is the God of Justice. He wants to punish Chaos for being Chaos and a source of suffering across the stars, but he wants to kill all life because life knowingly or not aids Chaos and is an accessory to the crime.
Emperor bless the TTS cropping anon.LONG LIVE THE MEMEFATHER
Episode 20 ever since this thread cropped up.