>>45782556Flamer>>45782440We did. >>45782479Perfect.
Will someone write this up?
"My Taint Thorbbing" Itches for triangular with-cunt-xeno pancakes Emprah!Cloaca + chainsword = delicious!Swordfish inserted baneblade right into heretic! Yer done often!BIGGER CREED! ACTION-PACKED CUNTDEMON!anyhow."Ripandtear, Doomrider,:Guts Glory!" Feturing Commisar and flamer boys stupendous butts!Stem-powered dancing later with more Primarchs.Slaanesh prominently ate dicks and omelettes!"Laser Bayonette Mastication" Pure blood geneseed suckling.Terra golden Goyim imperator!(Did we just spawn a list of clickbait articles? Cause I feel that's what happened.)
>>45783359I want to read like... half of these lines in some movie announcers voice...
>>45783359This is even better than the ones to Abaddon and the Tau.
we should send one to Magnus
>>45783554FUCK!Also it suddenly makes sense.
>>45783359Sounds like clickbait out of a psyker trying to ward of daemons and Enslavers.
Would the Commissars be fine with this happening? After all we're sending nonsensical messages to enemy's of the Imperium. Would this be cause to get BLAMMED! or would the Commissar be the guy writing it?
>>45783650Depends on the commissar to be honest.
Guys we have our chance to hamlet. We can end this now and make a spectacular achievement.SLEEP
>>45783650I think the commissars would need a moment to think about all of this, and then threaten to BLAM us when we destroy their sides.
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>>45783702>>45783718>>45783742>>45783754>>45783774>>45783775>>45783776>>45783777Close e-fucking-nough. Where's that guy that said to call him when we did hamlet?
>>45783811Sleep. Sleep shit on you nigger's floor LeonidasTruly pottery
>>45783437Greetings little shit cyclops! Daddy's bloody THROBBING home! Gone bitch, we heil just defenestrate spessmuhrine.Youuuuuu forsake- torettes CARROT- honor!Bludrehvens ate redface! FUCK KETCHUP! Krieg wolfed! wolf wolfing affix yiff!Notlob Awoo are help furries- ANEURYSM!Die... unimportant forever.... true...Sleep... sleep SHIT ON YOU NIGGERS FLOOR Leonidas...
>>45783929I have made myself sad.
Well let's see, we sent a letter of unintelligible gibberish to Abbadon, received a slightly more intelligible letter back, broadcast to the Tau (and everyone) that we wanted to rape their blueberries, advertised clickbait articles and movies to various Chaos gods, and wrote a soliloquy addressed to Magus.Is it time to commit (even further)Heresy and prank-letter the Emperor?
>>45784412Nah I think we need to confuse more Xenos Orks, Tyranids or Necrons?
>>45784440OH RIGHT I forgot the Eldar.
>>45784440Orks would take our garbled message and make meaning out of it somehow, we'd kickstart a Waaaaaagh big enough to ruin the 1000 years of peace we just established with blueberry rape threats.I'll start.BOYZ
>>45784620>>45784628>>45784642>>45784663>>45784671>>45784705My emperor boyz fighting dakka beastssounds amazing
So farthis sounds like something a very angry commissar would be shouting over the vox
>>45785019Maybe while said commisar was having a stroke and was known for tourettes.
>>45785070That describes 78% of all Commissars.
>>45785031>>45785031>>45785043Bugger traitor arsea very angry commissar indeed
>>45785080>>45785099Can we switch these around?
Why are we threatening to rape the orkish gods?
PENOR>>45785246No breaks on the abuse train
SCROUNGERSif we don't sign off with "Nuff Dakka" I will be very disappoint.
CORIUM>>45785393So make it happen.
>>45785515Whelp. Pile this fucker together and see what madness we've made
>>45785544I'm leaving it to someone else this time.
I suspect that maybe the Orks will think this came out of a deeply disturbed Stormboy as they're the rebellious teenage edgelords of Ork society. Or we're going to anger the entire Ork race.
>>45785710Nah this is probably a standard Ork message.
>>45785581Anybody working on it?
>>45785710I fortold we would start a Waagh. We just gave exact orders to start a Waaagh. NuffDakka is code for getting every single ork together in a suicide ploy to bulldoze us and then clean out the warp.
>>45785740Orks threaten to rape their own gods? No wonder they have a bad codex. >yfw we're the reason why the Orks suck in this edition>yfw we brought the wrath of Gork and Mork down>>45785767Oh my.
>>45785811How do Orks rape anything? Gork and Mork probably don't give a damn anyway. They probably sling even worse insults at each other all the time.
>>45785852>?They feel pain when kicked in the crotch, but I suspect that's their codex.>Gork and Mork probably don't give a damn anyway. They probably sling even worse insults at each other all the time.So the Orks might think this is a message from their Gods?
BOYZ,POINTY WAAAGH FLOWERPOT FEET SEZ: FETISH WAAAGH BLOOD ON RISERS. MY EMPEROR BOYZ FIGHTING DAKKA BEASTS, HUMANITY HGAAW GREATER! FOOL ENDLESS GLORY DAKKA, MANKIND, YOUR BANE, EMPRAH SQUIGZ BAWKZEZ BUGGER TRAITOR ARSE.WOULD NEVER DIDDLE MY GROTZ. GRENADES WAAGH Explode BALLZ DEEP GORK with CREEEEEEEEED IN BEHNBLADE! DEPLOY RUMPROASTED MORK -- TZEENTCH'S CAPSLOCK GUARDSMEN IS TITAN thin FUCKER MINT SLAVIC PENOR ROGAL PORN. OLD faithful VIDEO, BALD ASCENDING PIGLIKE SCROTUM. TEEFY MANHOOD kicking SCROUNGERS MEKANIAK Angus CORIUM NUFF DAKKAFEXES FUKKIN Orangutan DAKKA!SINCERELY, SKITARII DICKS CAN KICKDICK NUFFDAKKA
>WOULD NEVER DIDDLE MY GROTZ
>>45786219>WAAAGH, WOT WE GONNA DO ON DA BED BOSS?
>BOSS-CHAN DIS NOT BE APPROPRIATE BEE- BEEHAAA- ACTING!
>>45786219>being a grot diddler
>>45786417> NOTIS ME SENPIE DEZU
I think we're done boys... and even if we aren't someone make sure we get on the archive holy shit.
Let's send one to the eldar next.
Small interjection, we've been set up in the archives. http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.htmlNow back to our scheduled insanity.>WANNABE
>>45787440>>45787450>>45787451>>45787462>>45787473Guys. We done goofed.
>>45787626>>45787635>>45787659Primarch wraithboned Elenwe. GG /tg/.
>>45787663>>45787690>>45787695>>45787698>>45787707Banshee our electromagnetism tight ass.
>>45787734>>45787754>>45787766>>45787793>>45787819>>45787836>>45787841Purge breasts sexually, MANLY, with throbbing D-cannon guardian spears.I'm hard now, this is some hot porn we're cooking up.
>>45787886Weren't we writing a letter? Shit.
>>45787913we are writing more than a letter now lad.>>45787841Small
>>45787913The Imperium's pornographic hate/love letter to the Craftworlds. I ship them now.
>>45787938I have been shipping gabriel and macha forever.>>45787926Shurikens
>>45787886>>45787913The Imperium and Eldar have hate sex with each other like peanut butter and jelly go together on bread.
We're so getting BLAMMED for this...>SLIDING
I can just imagine a guardsman writing something down and another guardsman scratching it out with a bunch of these word lineups.
Remember, we are so deep into autosage that we need to be sure to not lose all this quality material.
Someone end transmission soon
Let's write all this up.
-awkwardly walk away from transition leaving it playing in the background-
>>45784994There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Bane thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" CIA agent guy, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a capeshit movie. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Banefag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "FOR YOU FOR YOU FOR YOU." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.Forever...
>>45788259bretty gud pasta
SALUTATIONS PANSY sexy TWINK FAGGOTS PIECES CRYSTAL-SHITTING DISCO are WANNABE ETERNAL REJECTS wraithboned OF Psyk! الله FUTURE KaldorDraigo bubblebut DESTROYS FAGGOTS BUT... cadia GLORIOUS STANDS WANTS rape T'N'A OF from Ulthwe. Farseers OWNERS D RAPE crave DAEMONETTES free love HIPPIES die. MEN rape elephantine BUTTS Eldar AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH QUEENS are US defenestrated sexual NECRONS love FROM SPACE COCKS FLESHY us Emperor PIES silky HAIR beautamous SANGUINUS PATRIOTIC GREATEST PRIMARCH wraithboned Elenwe peehole Banshee OUR ELECTROMAGNETISM TIGHT ass whaling PURGE BREASTS sexually MANLY with throbbing D-Cannon!guardian spears Small Shurikens SLIDING go yonder Imperial dicks Hotties. penetrate BRAVE eldar booties Succulent Alaitoc breasts Feet sluts Rub DEFENSIVE Craftworld GUARDSMAN DICKS wraithboning Rick Santorum+++ END TRANSMISSION +++
>>45788342Now how do they respond? What do they think of it?
>>45788342>actually ending it with Rick SantorumFilthy.
>>45788342I like how the letter seems to trail off into sexual stuff and then suddenly remember to be angry and then inevitably trails off again
>>45788373Their farseers piss themselves when they cannot unravel it's meaning from the skein.Along with the 1000 years of scaring off chaos and the weeaboo menace, mankind grows resurgent and the emperor returns to lead us to victory.Well done /tg/ We saved humanity.
>>45788373Probably think that this just further proves the Eldar's eliteism.
>>45788342>The Eldar are so confused but the older ones know exactly what it means>one of the younger ones sends it the DEldar to ask if their drugs caused the letter>The Dark Eldar want whatever we were on when we suggested this >Macha cries as she'll never get the D
>>45788534>telling a dude to see posts made after his question
this is archived right lads?
>>45789046Heck yeh. Give it and the predecessor your votes boys.