>You are Maple Son-Mahogany, one of two young Tuffle twins thrown at Earth starting in early Dragon Ball by your "father," Dr. Raichi>"Canon" had already taken a sharp turn from the "norm" when you began, and through your actions, choices, and dialogue, took even further turns from the "norm," and will probably continue to do so>Stats and dice mechanics are used, and can be explained again as needed>Let's all try to have some fun, ok?And a pastebin: http://pastebin.com/imTRP9aWLast time, on Dragon Ball Tuffle Quest Z! After completing another bout of training, Towa's plot is made clear as the terrible forces of the Turles Crusher Corps and Lord Slug's minions are sent on a crash course with Earth! The Christmas Invasion has begun!
>>45747033https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=asyO6tonbLQYou look at the image on the TV, the soldiers of Slug marching closer and closer. "It's terrible." King Furry comments, Gohan and Peppa moving closer to you. The dog King of Earth turns to your group. "Please, you've helped us when King Piccolo threatened the world, can you help us again?""Of course!" Acer responds. "Heh, we're called the Earth Special Defense Force for a reason.""...the what now?" the King asks. "N-nevermind, you can keep the name, but please, we need you all now more than ever.""Hold on, Slug isn't the only threat here." Chuu Lee comments. "Can't you guys sense it? There's someone else that's almost as strong as him, with their own group of people almost at his level.""Yeah... I bet it's that Turles guy." Goku adds, trying not to smile. "He seems really tough. I'll be ready to take him on."Acer scratches his chin. "Yeah, that's the thing. We'll need to split up and have the bulk of us deal with Slug's forces, while our stronger fighters deal with Turles' group, I'd say.""I'll be on the team to deal with Slug. I know his weaknesses better than anyone else here." Piccolo states.Raditz nods at the Namekian. "Then I'll go after Turles with Kakarot.""What about you, Maple?" Goku asks.>A. Slug might be the bigger threat, Turles is all yours, monkey boy!>B. Towa went out of her way to get me a present, the least I can do is be there receive it>C. Something else?
>>45747058>B. Towa went out of her way to get me a present, the least I can do is be there receive
>>45747058>B. Towa went out of her way to get me a present, the least I can do is be there receive it
>>45747058>Earth Special Defense ForceFuckin' Brobro...>C. So, did any of the debris or tree hit damage the Earth?
How did they survive if we shot lasers at the dwarf planet while they were fighting each other? That's like, Super Saiyan Goku tier.
>>45747058>A. Slug might be the bigger threat, Turles is all yours, monkey boy!Piccolo's the best teammate.
>>45747214>best teammate>the guy who shot a hole through Goku to kill Raditz and Goku
>>45747058>>B. Towa went out of her way to get me a present, the least I can do is be there receive it
>>45747058>>45747194Can they roll d20s to dodge debris in the spaceships they hastily beat a retreat to right before the planet exploded?
>>45747194>>45747289They escaped the planet as soon as it was clear it was on a collision course for Earth.
>>45747058>C. Acer, you should go fight Slug. Might be therapeutic!
>>45747058>C. What's Kami doing? Why isn't he guarding the Earth?
>>45747058>C. Throw dog biscuit at the king
>>45747409Poor guy still shudders at this song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIAzQ6M2Bow
>>45747058>B. Towa went out of her way to get me a present, the least I can do is be there receive it>C. Telepathically, "Acer, it's the ESF. We all voted on it, just let it go, okay?"
>>45747587Why do you keep voting.None of your >C's are funny.
>>45747058You give a little laugh. "Towa went out of her way to get me a present, might as well be there to receive it, right?" You raise your fist and tap it against Goku's. "We'll take him on together, monkey boy."Goku's almost giddy over upcoming the fight. "Haha! All right, Maple, let's not waste any time."You pick up Peppa and Gohan. "Kids, you two are gonna have to visit Granpda Roshi again, okay?"Your daughter pouts. "But I wanna see 'em! Never get to go..."You ruffle her hair a little and smile at her. "You will, sweetie. When you're older, and stronger. Mama doesn't want anything to happen to her precious little Peppa. And neither does your papa. Okay?"She frowns but nods at you and grumbles out, "When ahm strongah...""We'll be going after Slug." Chi-chi comments, nodding to her husband. "Just have to drop off Izumi and we'll be there as soon as possible.""Master, I'll be joining you against Turles." Chuu Lee adds. "I can sense something... off."Krillin, Lapis, and Lazuli step forward as well. "We'll help against Slug. Good luck against Turles.""Same to you, Krillin." Goku says with a grin, bumping fists with his friend. "All right guys, let's go!"As the teams leave in their respective directions, you sense Launch approaching you all. She seems worried. "Scouted up ahead, guys, this is going to sound crazy but there's a giant tree out in the middle of nowhere! Just like the one on that planet that was comin' at us!">A. Wait, how? Gonna contact Kami...>B. Shit, no time to lose then, double-time!>C. Something else?
>>45747652>>B. Shit, no time to lose then, double-time!
>>45747652>A. Wait, how? Gonna contact Kami...>B. Shit, no time to lose then, double-time!We can telepathically talk to Kami while speeding over there, can't we? There may be other forces at work here, or Slug/Turles has more than one tree up his sleeve.
>>45747798>>45747909>Useless-ass Psychic Powers in 3...
>>45747652>A. Wait, how? Gonna contact Kami...
So if we destroy the tree before taking out the Terra-Freezer, where's all the energy going to go?
>>45747652Shit. "Double-time, people! We've gotta stop this now!" All of you bolt towards Turles' group as fast as you can, you getting in contact with Kami along the way. 'Serious problem, Tree is on Earth!'It takes a moment for him to reply, and when he finally does you see the thing. Gods, it's massive, how did it just spring up like that? And it seems to just be getting bigger and bigger. Kami's reply is even more worrying. 'I've been in contact with King Kai, the Tree can grow quickly, but this is far too quick. Something has altered the Tree of Might.'Shiiiiit. As you all move closer, you spot a welcoming committee near the base of it, just outside a ship. Scouter is giving them all readings of... over 100,000?! The largest of the group laughs as you approach. "Hey Daiz, looks like the blue bitch and her crony were right! Two other Saiyans, boss will love speaking to them.""And what's this, a few little girls with them?" a more human-looking man asks with a snort. "Perhaps you should run home, and be thankful that Lord Turles has chosen this planet as the next host to the Tree of Might."Launch cracks her knuckles. "Someone just asked to be on the ass end of an ass-beatin'."Chuu Lee meanwhile seems focused on the Tree. "...Master, it's draining strength from the planet even quicker than before. If this keeps up...""It won't." you declare.>A. You all have one chance, leave this planet while you still can!>B. Ask about their conflict with Slug, remind them that he's on the planet too>C. Attack the tree! Try and cut it down!>D. Something else?
>>45748274>D. Unsheathe our Tyrfing and Raioken behind them.
>>45748274>A. You all have one chance, leave this planet while you still can!
Why is Chuu Lee here?
>>45748274>B. Ask about their conflict with Slug, remind them that he's on the planet too
>>45748274>A. You all have one chance, leave this planet while you still can!Time to give our intro.>>45748427Should she not be?
>>45748490I don't think winds are going to cut it this time.
>>45748518Wasn't she still stronger than us last thread?
>>45748274"Listen here, minions of Turles! The name is Maple Mahogany, Champion of Earth, faster than lightning, louder than thunder! Defender of Truth, Justice, and the Planet Plant way! My friends and I are going to give you one chance: leave this planet in peace while you still can!" Aaaaaand pose!Your foes are... less than impressed. "...so we'll be killing that one first, agreed?" one of the small, purple aliens asks."I shall challenge this small alien." the pink creature in cybernetic armor states. "We shall entertain them long enough for Lord Turles to complete preparations."Launch raises her Ki up to full strength, Chuu Lee taking a fighting stance with Raditz and Goku. To your combined surprise... your opponents seem to get stronger as well, just a bit. And there's something off about how it happens, it's like even that is hiding something greater behind it. Chuu Lee and Raditz prepare to face off against the small purple aliens, Goku readying himself to fight against the big guy, Launch staring down the human-looking fighter.The cyborg alien bolts at you at tremendous speed. Should have taken your advice.>A. No point in holding back, Raio-Ten!>B. Full offense! Maple smash!>C. Stay on the defensive, see what this guy has in store>D. Balance it out as best you can>E. Energy attack!>F. Something else?
"Nosferatu Baptizer"or"Nosferatu Finalizer"?Also,>>45748906>F. Let's try the Buddhist magic that always works and see if it doesn't work.
>>45748906>B. Full offense! Maple smash!
>>45748906>A. No point in holding back, Raio-Ten!These guys are stalling for time. Let's foil their plans by disposing of them quickly.
>>45748906>E. Electric Boogeyman!It's a shot in the dark, but maybe lightning can hurt a robot.
>>45748906>A>BMAPLE SMASH PUNY PINK ROBOT MAN
All right, roll me 1d20, best of five. DC is 17.
Rolled 2 (1d20)>>45749122
Rolled 4 (1d20)>>45749122Bleh
Rolled 7 (1d20)>>45749122
Rolled 4 (1d20)>>45749122
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bGEOlgQ1hvEprepare for hurtin'
>>45749148>>45749153>>45749164>>45749173>>45749279...This is gonna hurt.Writing...
i'm not sure which vote wona, or b?or ab?
>>45749404Given that the DC is pretty high, I'm unsure if Raio-ten was a winning vote. And if it was, then these guys got a huge power-up.
>>45749404We should try using the Buddha magic that's always useful next time. Or a lightning attack. Or we could stab him with our sword and cycle/channel lightning enhanced ki through it.
>>45748906https://youtu.be/xCZG0kcWkwkYou try to raise your Ki... "RAIO-T-Agh!" ...and get a fist in your jaw before you can, followed by a knee to your gut. The cyborg grabs you by the hair and then flings you away, right at the Tree of Might. You try as best you can to get back up, only to see the cyborg coming at you again, his armor opening up as he begins to pelt you with beams from it.Out of desperation you use the Explosive Wave to get some distance, your allies doing a bit better than you are. Raditz utilizing the Solar Flare to blind his opponents as Chuu Lee follows through with her Shotenken uppercut, trapping the two purple aliens together and allowing Raditz to start pelting them with quick Ki blasts.Launch meanwhile is fighting fairly evenly with the human-looking fighter, herself with a clear advantage but her opponent managing to keep pace with a surprising amount of skill. She tries for a Volleyball Fist, and while she manages most of the attack, the ending blow is interrupted by her opponent grabbing her leg and blasting her in the face.Goku meanwhile is keeping pace with his opponent, holding back his strength and apparently keeping watch out for Turles. You yourself find it odd that you can't really sense the Saiyan directly; you know he's THERE, but you have no idea where he actually is. The thought can wait, as the cyborg bolts down at you again.>A. Raio-Ten! You clearly need it now>B. Offense! Don't let him get the better of you!>C. Defense, give yourself some time to recover!>D. Samma Vaca! See if it works!>E. Energy attack!>F. Something else?
>>45749657>>A. Raio-Ten! You clearly need it now>B. Offense! Don't let him get the better of you!>E. Energy attack!All the Lightning Spirit Bits.
>>45749657I'll second this: >>45749682Also, what's everybody think of DBSuper so far?
>>45749657>Volleyball fist>solo>grabbing her leg
>>45749657Maybe we should try the raio-ten without wasting time saying out-loud what we're going to doIt's not a requirement of any technique other than Buddhist magic techniques, after all.
>>45749708Fillercrap/7stars>>45749657>D. Samma Vaca! See if it works!>E. Energy attack!Charge up an Electric Boogeyman
Supporting >>45749682>>45749709...you have seen Tien use the technique, right?
>>45749657Why give "Lower his PL" as the only buddha spell? We have "Tanking," "Predicting," "Recovering," and "Being Fuuka/Rise from Persona or something, I have no clue what Samma Ajiva does"
>>45749708Animators must be paid in Monopoly money. Otherwise it's okay, didn't need the recaps.Frost is best Freezer.
All right, 1d20, best of five, DC is 15.
Why don't we always have Samma Vaca up?
Rolled 1 (1d20)>>45749877I haven't rolled under a 17 in the past three threads i've been in.
Rolled 12 (1d20)>>45749877>>45749904ha, you look like an idiot
Rolled 3 (1d20)>>45749877>>45749904There's a first time for everything, anon.>>45749892Because it only works on demons, and it's a channeled thing.
>>45749877Wait, Samma Sankappa (Right Resolve, Defense Up) makes us harder than normal, right? Does that make us able to hit harder too?
Rolled 10 (1d20)>>45749877
Rolled 10 (1d20)>>45749877Thats XCOM baby. Sometimes you miss that 90% shot against a Chrysalid right in your face.
>>45749971I imagine it like a dampening field, where it absorbs some of the energy of something about to strike us, rather than something that hardens the actual body.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bsDAiGJutNkPREPARE FOR HURTIN'!
Just mcfucking kill us, senpai.
Rolled 14, 19, 12, 10, 5 = 60 (5d20)>>45749904>>45749931>>45749961>>45749974>>45750001...I'm impressed.
i like how goku could be destroying everyone's assholes right now, but he's just chilling in normal form like a JERK
>>45750057You can make a Goku smarter and more well-rounded, but you can't make him into a non-Goku.
>>45750102He's such an asshole. "Fair fights" when his friends are getting their asses beat, especially krillin and yamcha.It's pretty bullshit how the antagonists did it too - they never go all-out to annihilate something before it can become a threat. If something actually did that for once, maybe goku wouldn't be around to save the day anymore. Frieza could have gone 100% at the start and fucking wiped the floor with everyone. Cell...well, I guess cell had an excuse for not being maximum, so he gets off kinda. Buu was legitimately retarded in most forms, so those forms get a pass, but the smarter forms have no excuse.
>>45750149I can think of exactly one villain who went all-out as soon as possible. Broly.
Man, what is it with the Mahogany Twins and robots?
>>45750003That's not resolve or determination, that's a stupid force field.
So, why did we decide to charge in with our super form like a fool this combat?
>>45750468Bitch bitch bitch Cpt Hindsight. Regardless of our plan here we would have been fucked due to RNG.
>>45750468>>45750518Not even one clothes beam, it's like everyone turned off their brains.
>>45749657"RAIO-TEN!" you roar, prepping your Spirit Bits, and dashing around your opponent. As you try to barrage him with them, you're surprised to see that they do... absolutely nothing. His Power Level keeps climbing, at this point it's almost higher than your own. Okay, time for plan B! "Samma Vaca!"...And it does nothing.Whatever is strengthening him, it's not Towa. "Amusing. But futile." He points at you, and you get a flash of insight. An attack incoming, something strong enough to critically injure you. You try your best to bolt away, but it seems the cyborg has predicted where you'll move. Before you can successfully defend yourself, a quick beam shoots through your chest, searing pain coursing through your body.(cont.)
>>45750541Goku screams your name, a golden glow surrounding his body as he bolts away from his opponent and quickly punches the cyborg into the ground, dashing to you as soon as he can. Your vision begins to fade, but it's quickly restored as your husband shoves a Senzu Bean into your mouth. Your injury's gone, but the there's now a noticeable blotch of blood on your clothes. Goku holds you tight. "Are you okay?"You nod, but you know how bad that could have been. "That... that was too close..." You look at Goku, his hair spiked up, but not blonde. "...maybe we shouldn't hold anything back, monkey boy."Goku looks up at the tree. "I'm not sure I should use it just yet." And then back at you, preparing his stance as the cyborg flies back up, the large fighter trailing and shouting at Goku that the fight isn't finished. "I've got this suspicion. Hear me out.""Listening." you respond, taking a stance with your husband. Better be good..."Chuu Lee mentioned it to me just a moment ago, there's something odd about the tree. It seems to be drawing more and more power since we got here. And they're getting stronger too." Goku tells you. "It might be linked. And if they get that much power all at once..."Shit. He has a point...>A. New plan then, everyone focus on one opponent, take them down one at a time!>B. Pair off! Goku and you will take one of them on, Raditz, Launch, Chuu Lee take on another!>C. Ready to Amplify some attacks, make sure things hit hard enough to overpower your opponents!>D. Samma Ajiva!>E. Something else?
>>45750518>>45750534Not hindsight, all throughout this battle I've been saying we should try Samma Vacca or lightning magic, but people would prefer to go all in on melee for some reason. They don't even vote to use the sword!
>>45750575I put in Lightning Spirit Bits.Plans don't survive first contact with Nat 1s anon.
>>45750635They do when you choose to do a defensive stance and charge up the Special Bolt Cannon, then you have a laser to shoot after your stalling. We didn't do one smart thing this entire battle, it's ridiculous!
>>45750557Plan A might only work if we manage to incapacitate all of them at once, and then somehow blitz all of them down in rapid succession. Another risk involved is that killing one of them may boost the others' powers, since that dead person is no longer siphoning off power from the Tree. This may make taking them on easier at first, but that last dude could get one hell of a power boost.Plan B seems to just be doing what we've been doing so far, but with different dancing partners. Plan C might be alright, since Amplify + Super attacks can probably overwhelm defenses before the Tree can leech energy.In regard to Plan D, I'm a bit unclear as to what "Support Boost" exactly does.So a variation on Plan C might be a good idea. Either we gather them in one place and then try a combo incapacitate attack, then blast the tree to smithereens, or we do the same to them. Or both, if they're lined up with the tree.>>45750668Given that the tree is leeching energy, that might not have been very effective either.In either case, the dice rolls would not have been forgiving to that plan.
>>45750557>A. New plan then, everyone focus on one opponent, take them down one at a time!>C. Ready to Amplify some attacks, make sure things hit hard enough to overpower your opponents!Please let our luck turn around...
>>45750668Then. Fucking. Make. A. Plan.There is no one else doing shit.
>>45750697Great suggestion! Although, could you try voting for something smart next time instead of Leeroy Jenkins-esque retardery? Tactics kinda need support in order to be implemented.
Rolled 12, 12, 15, 7, 2 = 48 (5d20)Okay, roll me 1d20, best of five, DC 12.
Rolled 19 (1d20)>>45750841
Rolled 2 (1d20)>>45750841
Rolled 12 (1d20)>>45750841
Rolled 17 (1d20)>>45750841pls
Rolled 8 (1d20)>>45750841Wouldn't it be really funny if I rolled a 1 here?
Rolled 15, 15, 1, 15, 6 = 52 (5d20)>>45750856>>45750862>>45750876>>45750949>>45750977There we go!One more...
Could we do a really good Samma Ajiva by doing that "Battle Meditation" thing we did with Chi-chi in the tag tourney?
I wonder if we could manufacture a move right now that could sap the energy of opponents?
>>45750557https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IOMfnmsL7iwOkay, this is going to be a tough one to pull off, and there are some pretty big risks if you fail... but you've got to try it anyway! You telepathically reach out to everyone, and explain your plan: try to take them out quickly, and pile on one of the opponents, and take them out one after the other, hopefully getting more than one if possible. They'll keep getting stronger if you don't pull this off just right, so it's now or never!Circling around the cyborg, you and Goku outspeed him, then wait for Launch to slam him in the back of the head with her knee, Raditz and Chuu Lee pulling off their same trick from before and blinding him, then sending him upwards. The other opponents try to pile back on their respective foes, but you and Goku quickly jump at them, elbowing the two purple aliens together right below the cyborg. Chuu Lee prepares her Shinku Kamehameha from below the three, Raditz above with a "special technique" he learned from Piccolo. If it's what you think it is...(cont.)
>>45751389You quickly bring up your Spirit Bits around Raditz, merging them to form an Amplifier for his technique. Chuu Lee launches her attack, sucking the two remaining foes in. Goku and Launch take opposite ends and charge up a pair of Kamehamehas with yourself, and then blast them at the cyborg. He at first seems unfazed by the attacks, but then his armor begins to crack. Spotting his opportunity, Raditz roars out, "SPIRAL IMPALER!"The drilling beam hits your Amplifier and pierced through the cyborg, managing to shatter his armor and allowing him to be overwhelmed by the Kamehamehas. It even manages to take out the two purple aliens below him, both of them falling to the ground dead as the cyborg is vaporized.You notice the last two fighters manage to get out of the way, and there does seem to be a small increase in their strength... but not enough to match all of you together.>A. Let's keep this up, folks! Two left, and then the big dumb monkey himself!>B. Goku, try and find Turles, we can handle these two!>C. Someone use this opportunity to scout out the tree, maybe see if you can find something from it>D. Something else?
>>45751414>Piccolo, will Mana Buster do anything to that tree, you think?
>>45751414>C. Chuu Lee, use this opportunity to scout out the tree, maybe see if you can find something from it>B. Goku, try and find Turles, we can handle these two!>>45751437I know his ears are good, but for some reason I think that option might not be available to us at this point in time.
>>45751414Uh oh. It might be that Turles is siphoning power off of his fallen lackeys to himself. I wonder if we could perhaps cripple or disable the remaining foes, so that they keep siphoning power off of the tree but aren't able to do anything to interfere with the coming fight? But then again, Turles could just cut off whatever power they're getting from the tree, or just boost their power once we move onto his position so they can overwhelm our friends.First, I'll support asking this of Piccolo: >>45751437Then >A. Let's keep this up, folks! Two left, and then the big dumb monkey himself!>C. Someone use this opportunity to scout out the tree, maybe see if you can find something from itChuu Lee, since she was the first one to sense something off about the tree. Though she should try to avoid combat while she does so, since encountering Turles alone would not be good for any member of our group.
>>45751414>A. Let's keep this up, folks! Two left, and then the big dumb monkey himself!Then,>C. Someone use this opportunity to scout out the tree, maybe see if you can find something from itRaditz and Chuu Lee
>>45751414>Raditz using the Special Beam CannonOh delicious irony.
Rolled 18, 17, 13, 6, 15 = 69 (5d20)All right, roll me 1d20, best of five. DC 10!
Rolled 3 (1d20)>>45751617
Rolled 5 (1d20)Guys, what if Turles had a saibamen army spawning from where he's at in the tree? Wouldn't that be super cool?>>45751617
Rolled 19 (1d20)>>45751617have a failure
Rolled 3 (1d20)>>45751617>>45751641No.
>>45751641I wonder how big the blast radius would be on a Saibamight?
Rolled 14 (1d20)>>45751617Rolling again?
https://youtu.be/MNUqV_oEFN4https://youtu.be/Xn0JkQNbeTshttps://youtu.be/hM5RgrWQtrwhttps://youtu.be/T_w69wjjOzYhttps://youtu.be/CEbxjdF4vj8https://youtu.be/Xx4WmCEyNJEhttps://youtu.be/DH6GQIL89Fwhttps://youtu.be/_NekkZNSpbYhttps://youtu.be/4vk9fYHNKWohttps://youtu.be/GLCGW9zYiWkhttps://youtu.be/FQoPjI1p5TIsome touhou music for listening and waiting
>>45751414https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tvQDD1HUZLU'Piccolo, think the MP Buster might work on the Tree of Might?' you ask telepathically.'A LITTLE BUSY HERE MAPLE.' he shouts in telepathic response. 'Slug's minions are far stronger than they seemed!''Understood, good luck.' Well, that's that option out for now. You turn to your student. "Chuu Lee, can you scout out the tree a bit? You've been good at sensing there's something off about it. Just don't engage Turles if you find him. We'll finish the last two off.""All right, Master, but be careful." she responds with a nod, bolting away."And just where do you think you're going you bitch?!" the larger minions roars, trying to pursue. You and Launch stop him in his tracks with a double gut-punch, kicking him back to Raditz and Goku. The two Saiyans then grab his arms with their tails and land two hard roundhouse kicks to his jaw, then fling him back at his ally. With the two of the fighters together, Launch prepares a Tribeam, you readying the Spirit Bits, with a bit of added lightning, and pummel the two fighters with stunning blasts. You notice them slowly getting stronger, but it's not going to help them when they can't retaliate. Goku and Raditz take turns getting their strikes in, working together to keep the foes off each them and dashing out of the way as you finally bring the Spirit Bits towards Launch, Amplifying her Tribeam. Raditz moves upwards, energy building up in his hands, as Goku blinds the two minions of Turles with a final Solar Flare."TRIBEAM... HAAAAA!" Launch roars, the attack blasting down on the two remaining fighters. Raditz strikes them from above, pouring as much Ki as he can into his next attack, the red aura of the Kaio-ken flaring around him. It's enough to get the last two opponents to drop their guard, Launch's attack, combined with your Amplify, finishes them off.For a moment, you all can actually rest easy.(cont.)
>>45752164Then you hear someone clapping. "Bravo, bravo. I must say, you all have done a nice job figuring all that out. You're too late now, though."You all look up in the direction of the voice. "So... you must be Turles." Goku comments. "Huh. Looks just like me.""Ah, the mighty Kakarot. How nice of you to join us." the Saiyan says with a smirk. "And Raditz, so this is where you ended up. Hah, and you're stronger than Vegeta, too." You suddenly notice there's something orange, a fruit, under one of his arms. The thing seems to have a monstrous amount of Ki built up around it...>A. You've got one chance to leave, Turles, take it!>B. Destroy the fruit! Don't let him get stronger!>C. Chuu Lee, could really use some good news right about now...>D. Something else?
>>45752175>Get Turles monologuing, then C and B
>>45752175Raioken knee him in the dick, as fast as you fucking can.
>>45752175>A. You've got one chance to leave, Turles, take it!>D. Bastard... how many worlds have you consumed to obtain that strength?
>>45752206Supporting so hard. We need to make sure he doesn't see it coming.
>>45752175>D. Why do you look like Goku, anyway? Are you two related or something?
>>45752175I'll support this, too: >>45752206With an additional contingency of trying to Clothes-Beam something to gag him if he tries to eat the fruit, or something.
>>45752175>>45752264Supporting the clothes beaming.
Rolled 17, 19, 20, 11, 19 = 86 (5d20)Okay, roll me 1d20, best of five, DC 15.
Rolled 17 (1d20)>>45752388
Rolled 1 (1d20)>>45752388
Rolled 5 (1d20)>>45752388https://youtu.be/iGUzxOJsz80I'm putting my heart in this roll!
Rolled 14 (1d20)>>45752388
Rolled 7 (1d20)>>45752388WHI-BAMMM
>>45751663Your contribution to our success is GREATLY appreciated. Thank you for your "failure".
>>45752175"Turles... look, we gave them a chance, we'll give you one. Leave this planet while you still can!" Okay, get him talking. Your Scouter's giving you an absurd reading for his Power Level, over 800,000... Chuu Lee, come on...He laughs, tossing the fruit up and down in the air. "And what, leave this new and improved Tree of Might just lying around for someone else? How am I going to kill Freeza and become the ruler of the universe like that?""What?!" Raditz exclaims. "You're seriously doing this just to take down Freeza?""Oh but of course. I can't rule the universe without first topping that freak." Turles replies with the smuggest of grins. "I take it I've already become strong enough to kill him, thanks to your efforts. As a show of courtesy, I think I can spare your lives, to enjoy what little time this planet has left. The Tree of Might is bleeding it dry, and that damn Namekian has started freezing it over." He looks off in the distance. "Though you distracting him is a serious benefit to me. He stole one of the Tree's fruit, could have killed us all if it weren't for the second intervention of that blue woman and her cohort."Towa, and probably Aza... "Bastard... how many planets have you robbed of life for that kind of strength?"The Saiyan laughs. "How many loaves of bread have you eaten in your life?""You... you're insane!" Launch declares."Heard that one before." Turles says with a shrug. "Say... Kakarot, Raditz, why not ditch this dirtball and join your race in glory?""No thanks." Goku responds. "I kinda like it here. Got a family, friends, and plenty of rivals."(cont.)
>>45752806'Master, I've found it! It's some kind of... I don't know how to describe it, it's this jar of some sort. It's been helping the tree siphon power away from the area, I can feel it.'Oh thank the Gods... 'Chuu Lee, you know what to do!''All right! I'll be back with a present, too!'Encouraging. "Say, why do you look like my Goku, Turles? Are you related?"He keeps tossing that fruit up in the air. "Distantly, probably. We Saiyans were never a very populous race. I just happen to be the better looking of us-"You raise your hand, making a gun shape. "I disagree. GEIST MAGNUM!"Turles doesn't react in time. Your attack hits the fruit, destroying it. His eyes go wide with surprise, and then lock onto you with unrelenting fury. "That was a mistake."You try to put up your guard, but it's too late; wave of Ki washes over you, gravely injuring you. Goku tries to come to your aid, Senzus in hand, but Turles swats him away in rage, taking the beans for himself. You try to push yourself up as you see Raditz and Launch futilely attack him, Turles toying with them for a bit, then quickly knocking them down.Things start to turn back in your favor, though, as you notice what Chuu Lee meant by 'present;' it's another one of the fruit.>A. Chuu Lee, eat it, quick!>B. Chuu Lee, toss it to someone!>C. Chuu Lee, toss it here!>D. Something else?Pick one.
>>45752820>A. Chuu Lee, eat it, quick!>D. Samma Ajiva
>>45752820>C. Chuu Lee, toss it here!
>>45752820I would say either B or C, but seeing as time is of the essence here...>A
>>45752820>A. Chuu Lee, eat it, quick!Can't risk Turles getting it.
>>45752820>>A. Chuu Lee, eat it, quick!No way Turles won't intercept it if she tries to give it to someone else
>>45752820>A. Chuu Lee, eat it, quick!Hope that isn't the only one
Rolled 8, 18, 9, 4, 13 = 52 (5d20)Hmm...
>>45752806>The Saiyan laughs. "How many loaves of bread have you eaten in your life?"DIIIIIIIOOOO
>>45752970Well, we are going to have to disperse of all those calories before we get fat, and the only way to do that is to spray a golden shower on the world.
>>45752999Very, very interesting...
>>45752820As quickly as you can, you telepathically shout to your student, 'Chuu Lee, it's our only chance, eat the fruit, quick! Before Turles sees!'She... hesitates, but quickly chomps down on the Fruit of the Tree of Might.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_tCOc6juMUPower flows through her, swirling around your student like a typhoon. With a mighty roar, she bolts into the fray, fist slamming into Turles' jaw hard, knocking him quite some distance away. Everyone around her is stunned, by the sudden surge in her strength. You wouldn't believe it if you didn't see it for yourself, but she's almost matched him in strength.Goku high-fives the girl, and then the two quickly turn to face a returning Turles. Oh boy is he pissed. "THAT. WAS. A. MISTAKE.""The only mistake here, Turles, is that you didn't take your chance to end this quietly." your husband retorts, Ki flowing around him. "But maybe we can give you one more chance. Tell me... you know the Legend of the Super Saiyan, right?"Turles stares at him quietly. "...you're lying."Raditz picks himself up, laughing. "Oh no he isn't.""NO." Turles barks at Goku's brother.That golden aura returns, Goku's hair standing on end. "Then get ready, Turles! Because I can't afford to hold back any longer!" He lets his power explode in a brilliant flash, transforming into that glorious golden monkey that beat Garlic Jr.The Saiyan tugs at his hair in rage, screaming at the two fighters before him. "NO! YOU... YOU CAN'T BE THE SUPER SAIYAN! AND YOU... YOU BITCH, YOU STOLE THAT POWER THAT WAS RIGHTFULLY MINE!""Power you stole from the Earth!" she declares. "You're done, Turles!"Launch quickly approaches while they have him distracted. "Maple, we need to find some way to deal with the tree.">A. Kick that fake's ass, monkey boy! Give 'em hell, Chuu Lee!>B. Good idea, get away from here while you can>C. Look for more fruit too, just in case Turles gets any ideas>D. Check up on Slug>E. Something else?
>>45753372>C. Look for more fruit too, just in case Turles gets any ideas
>>45753372>A. Kick that faker's ass, monkey boy! Give 'em hell, Chuu Lee!>B/E. Go with Launch.
>A and B...Wait, does this Goku know the Spirit Bomb? I'd like to have the "canon" way of dealing with Turles as a back up plan just in case things goes hell in a hand basket.
>>45753372>A. Kick that fake's ass, monkey boy! Give 'em hell, Chuu Lee!>C. Look for more fruit too, just in case Turles gets any ideashttps://youtu.be/QImBolnTVH8?t=33s
>>45753372>>A. Kick that fake's ass, monkey boy! Give 'em hell, Chuu Lee!>>B. Good idea, get away from here while you can>>C. Look for more fruit too, just in case Turles gets any ideasHow strong is Chuu Lee now?
>>45753420Don't worry, we'll just get a bushel of fruit and consume it in our Supernova-knockoff. Alternatively, we could throw the Terra-Freezer at the Power Plant.
>>45753420Nobody knows the Spirit Bomb
>>45753431Mahogany's Strongest Disciple Chuu Lee
>>45753420Don't we know !supernova thanks to SAQ dream crossover?
>>45753473We also figured it out from seeing Frieza do it! But with this much Ki, we could as well go use it to help Acer and co.
>>45753498When has maple ever seen frieza?I am the confuse.
Rolled 9, 9, 18, 8, 5 = 49 (5d20)>>45753431645,000 in base. 6,450,000 at full power.Goku hits 3 million as a Super Saiyan, currently.So, would y'all mind rolling me 1d20, best of five? No DC.
Rolled 11 (1d20)>>45753537OH BOY
>>45753533Pendulum Room, we clothes beam'd a BAD MAN shirt on his head, he couldn't get it off that easily because of the horns. It was funny.
Rolled 4 (1d20)>>45753537Rolling again because I'm the Main Character Anon
Rolled 7 (1d20)>>45753616>>45753537Dang it, forgot how to roll. Let's try that again.
Rolled 15 (1d20)>>45753537>6.45 millionjesus christ, attagirl
Rolled 10 (1d20)>>45753537https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kaBggpe3CUwDOO DOO DOOOOO, DOO-DOO DOO DOOOOO, DooDooodoooDOOO, DOO doo DOOOO
>>45753537Actually, wait, how're they not utterly stomping Turles, who's at a "mere" 800,000? Don't things get kind of crazy once one's in the millions?
>>45753698Don't worry, we're miles up and away from the Earth.
>>45753698Why do you think there's no DC?
>>45753725Oh. Yeah, that would explain a bit.
So, Chuu Lee's gotten really strong now. Too strong to be our apprentice, I just know she'll end up wanting to reach out for bigger and better things. Nothing to do but sever our relations with her.
>>45753769Dude, you don't cut off a girl's ponytail no matter how badass the coming of age ceremony would look.
I wonder if Chuu Lee's got the Mako eyes from eating that fruit? It would be super convenient for explaining away eye color discrepancies.
>>45752229How many breads have you eaten?
>>45753372"Good idea, but first..." You push yourself up, trying to heal your injuries, then hers and Raditz's. With that out of the way... "KICK THAT FAKE'S ASS, MONKEY BOY! GIVE 'EM HELL, CHUU LEE! SHOW 'EM WHAT EARTH'S GOT!"Raditz smirks as he looks up at the fighters. "Heh, this planet is crazy. And I'm crazy for staying here.""That a bad thing?" you ask him."Not at all. Not at all." Raditz replies. "Let's get rid of this eyesore of a tree.""Keep an eye out for any extra fruit." you ask, the three of you splitting to search around. The roots of the Tree of Might seem to have stopped their slow crawl through the ground, but how you're going to get this thing off the Earth... "OW." the thought is immediately interrupted by one of the fruits bonking you in the face. Well, that's that! Launch and Raditz manage to recover one each themselves, with yourself finding a fourth one. A roar in the distance alerts you to something wrong, as you suddenly feel Turles' Power Level jump up ten times what it was. Agh... no time!You have Raditz take the fruit away to the Lookout, and then try your very best to damage the Tree of Might with your Spirit Star, landing on the ground and aiming upwards. The first attack... does nothing. But you're not giving up! You fire again, and again, Launch trying her best with the Tribeam to damage the tree. Finally, a chance lucky strike creates a break in the overgrown premature coffee table. You sense energy starting to leak out of it, returning to the Earth. It's not a lot... but it's something.(cont.)
>>45754079A something followed by a tremendous Ki blast, a burst strong enough to shatter the Tree of Might. You and Launch look back, believing it's one of your allies...But it's not."So that's where that eyesore was hiding. Even if its fruit restored my youth, I won't have it tree devastating another one of my worlds." a large Namekian in yellow and purple says with a laugh. "Thank you for that opening, you've done a huge favor to your new ruler, ladies."Lord Slug. Shit. "Y-you... what are you doing here?!""While those friends of yours entertained themselves with my minions, I decided that I should remove the bigger threat to my rule of this planet." the Namekian answers, arms crossed. "I know that you have some of those fruits leftover, though. Be good subjects and tell me where they are."Before you can respond, Turles crashes near you... tailless. He pushes himself up off the ground, only to see the remains of the Tree of Might all around him. "No... NO... all that work... ALL THAT WORK WASTED!" Turles slams his fists into the dirt, looking up at you all. "YOU RUINED EVERYTHING!" He slams his fist into the dirt again. "If only... if only I were just a little stronger... I'LL MAKE YOU ALL PAY!"You, Launch, and Slug stare down at him, your expressions turning to ones of surprise as you notice something... different. Lightning strikes the ground near him. A flash of yellow courses through his hair...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lGuDTRilKQ>DRAGON BALL TUFFLE QUEST Z #22 END>Twitter account is @KatoQm, will have status updates there>Got some questions for the QM? Characters? Suggestions? Throw them at ask.fm/QMKato and I'll try to answer them as best I canAnd that's all for tonight. Primus it's almost midnight... well, did y'all have fun, at least? See that coming?
>>45754090>You have Raditz take the fruit away to the LookoutCAN WE EAT IT PLEASE?
>>45754090>turles_ssj__i_am_https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=huxZ8EZPyAcI hope Super Turles can take Lord Slug's spaceship into orbit and destroy it with the Space Colony ARK
>>45754090Vegeta is going to be SO pissed when he finds out Turles of all people reached Super Saiyan before him.
>>45754156Why? Turles is a brilliant archaeologist who also part-times as a space bounty hunter. He's a really cool guy.
>>45754156>So pissed, in fact, that he skipped Super Saiyan 1 and 2, and skipped straight to 3!>All while screaming this, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oghBXKHWcyw except while transforming.
>>45754090Very nicely done. That was quite the difficulty spike, and I loved every minute of it, except for the parts where we intentionally brought difficulty on ourselves by charging in wildly.
>>45754267Anon, I've cried so many tears of pity for your imbecility that the well has run dry.
>>45754254>difficulty spikeI dunno, did things get harder, or did we just slip up more?
>>45754138That'd be the smart move, yes.>>45754139Hah, maybe.>>45754140>>45754151>>45754156>>45754254Complete honesty here: I was actually not sure if I should do this or not. Serious debate in my mind if it was too much of an ass pull to even allow the possibility of it.We'll see how things go next thread, won't we?
>>45754090No False Super Saiyan Turles vs Super Namekian Slug? Bullocks.
>>45754325So long as tuffle luck doesn't fuck us, we'll be good.
>>45754325Hey, is there any chance we could play as a Jinzoma in the future and do tasks for Towa, or do basically the same thing only cuter as lil' Maple and Acer being gofers for the Doctor?>>45754372Hahahaha, remember that time in thread 25 when https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j48GDZKZTUo
>>45754325It makes perfect sense given the situation, plus this is a relatively simple change compared to some of the stuff Towa pulls. Not much of an ass pull at all.
>>45754138>You have Raditz take the fruit away to the Lookoutwow powergame us. i wanted to look to eat.
>>45754079>You have Raditz take the fruit away to the Lookout,That's a railroading.
Hey cool, Kato's alive.Has anyone else noticed that there are a LOT more bans going around /tg/ lately?
Should Turles get the Super Saiyan form or just a Guardian of the Tree of Might form?On the one hand, I think he should have to work to achieve the Super Saiyan form, but then again, I do not know what he's been doing on his archaeological digs and bounty hunting all these years, and just how desperate he was to get strong enough to fight Frieza. Fighting Frieza could be something that drives him, or he ould just be an ambitious dick.
So, anyone else completely aware that all of the Crusher Corps was wearing scouters?
Maybe you've just been shitposting harder lately
>>45754594Frieza's scouters are already pre-modded to pick up on channels that Saiyans are using regardless of the Saiyans' own mods.
>>45754325You gonna archive?
>>45754615saiyans that work for him. turles has bounty. he would not leave tracking in.
>>45754332Sorry anon.>>45754372Let's hope so!>>45754407Maybe the second one.>>45754443All right, that's good to hear.>>45754460>>45754482>>45754483You'll get your chance to eat the fruit.>>45754533Turles does truly despise Freeza, even without knowing of the Saiyan genocide. His thoughts are closer to those of King Vegeta's, that the Saiyans ever bending the knee to him was one of the worst insults imaginable. However, he doesn't jump into the fray and challenge Freeza immediately. He plans for it. Works towards it. He and his late crewmates all had the same goal of killing Freeza and taking over, more or less. Turles became closer than ever before to achieving that goal, humiliating Freeza like Freeza humiliated the Saiyans.And then Chuu Lee ate the Fruit of the Tree of Might. Goku became the Super Saiyan of Legend. And you and Slug took away the tree from him.>>45754627Aaaaand Archived!
>>45754640Who had a bigger bounty in the PTO, Turles or Slug? Fun Fact: In Malaysia, Slug's name is "Shurak."
>>45754615>He thinks Turles got his scouters from FriezaHa ha, good one my friend!He's a fucking fugitive, and considering how he hasn't been caught by ANYONE yet, I highly fucking doubt that his scouters are the kind that anyone other than he himself can listen in on.>>45754677>You'll get your chance to eat the fruit.Irrelevant, the fact is that you forced us to take that action. If you wanted to know, just like, ask us yo. It's not that uncommon for a secondary vote to go out once something is voted on. Just say something like "Okay guys, just a followup question - Do you want someone to take the fruit to the lookout, or eat it now?"
>>45754707>I highly fucking doubt that his scouters are the kind that anyone other than he himself can listen in on.You would, that's how they getcha.
>>45754677So did Chuu Lee get the Mako eyes, ye or ne?
>>45754707Sorry then. You'll still get your chance to eat the fruit.>>45754748Do y'all really want that?
>>45754707Are you the same autist that had a fit about not getting to vote on which last name we took about 20 threads ago? Because I'm getting that same vibe from this.
>>45754756Well, maybe a few more years until she's hottest Touhou. I dunno, I think a change in appearance could be a cool way to maybe show that she's her own master once she graduates from our Maple Branch after all this. I don't know, Kato, I just want her boobs to get bigger and show more leg, I'm a not published writer, quit cyber-bullying me!
>>45754756Huh, coulda sworn that girl Ranma's eyes were purpl- OH, I know where my misunderstanding lies, Chuu Lee the filler wonder girl has purple eyes. My mistake.
>>45754001I estimate that I have eaten between 1000 and 2000 breads in my lifetime.