You are a random YORDLE.You've lived a rather normal life, and had no real aspirations. Since you never did amount to much even after you came of age, your Yordle parents KICKED YOU OUT.So you were roaming the streets of bandle city, looking for things to do. And you happened to end up in this part of town, by the well.>What do you do?
spit in well
>>45719393What's that paper on the ground, is it important?>Pick it up
>>45719407>spit in wellYou approach the well, and attempt to spit in it.But then you realized that you ALSO drink from the well, and you're pretty sure you don't want your old backwash somehow ending up in your drink sometime in the future.do me a favour guys and roll 1d100. Highest score after a certain time will be chosen as the next course of action.
Rolled 32 (1d100)>>45719393Pick up that fallen-over folded chair, must be the reason why nobody's here: they're busy rioting.
Rolled 12 (1d100)>>45719449Pick up that paper, or whatever it is.It seems important.
>>45719449Check the Garbage can. Acquire lid as a shield
Rolled 56 (1d100)>>45719483Forgot dice.
>>45719469>>45719464>>45719438>pick up the paperYou pick up the poster lying on the dirt. It's the city's Bandle gunner recruitment poster, the typical propaganda pertaining about the glories of the bandle gunners and their exploits.You think it's all hogwash, but the artist did a great job making the propaganda art of Tristana, a renowned Yordle. Though you think the uniform makes her butt look big.
Rolled 66 (1d100)>>45719496CHECK trashchan. Earthbound taught me there are always good things in trashcans.
Rolled 10 (1d100)>>45719496>>45719508Seconding this.
Get that extra large non yordle dick
>>45719508>>45719514>Check the garbage canYou drop the recruitment poster and trudge over to the garbage can. You check the contents for whatever may interest you.You find mostly leftover scraps from meals, broken weapons beyond recognition, a packet of mouldy chips and a suspicious looking vial of black liquid.You note that the garbage can smells like... Garbage.
Rolled 91 (1d100)>>45719573>suspicious lookingTake the vial, our tinkering nature demands it.
Rolled 26 (1d100)>>45719571Bet the vial might be important
Rolled 44 (1d100)>>45719571Take the Vial, it shall be the first step in our grand plan to, well I'm sure we can figure out a plan later.
>>45719594>>45719585>>45719579>>45719573>Take the vialYou pocket the suspicious looking vial filled with black liquid.>Obtained Vial of unknown liquidYou managed to snag some unknown black liquid out of all this. You feel somewhat content, you feel like that vial will come in handy some time in the future, but for now your mind drifts again.
Rolled 45 (1d100)>>45719626Knock on the door to see if anyone is in
>>45719637>You knock on the door of the building next to the bin.There is no answer, but the door creaks ajar, it seems open.
Rolled 7 (1d100)>>45719663Enter the building, keeping a keen eye out for people, and or loot.
Rolled 100 (1d100)>>45719663Do me a favor, and without altering your position, wiggle your ass a little.
Rolled 78 (1d100)>>45719663Enter.Bring trash lid as shield with us.
>>45719700DICE GODS HAVE SPOKEN
>>45719700You wiggle a little, maybe your bodysuit's getting a bit too tight. >>45719701Alas, you adjust your suit a little, hop down and grab the bin lid. Feeling like this bit of metal may come in handy as well.You'll apologize to the city council later for borrowing it.After taking the lid, you head on inside the building.
You enter the little buidling, and find that it's a weapon store. You are greeted by an elderly yordle wearing a pair of goggles."Hello, m'dear. Welcome to my shop!" You nod a greeting at him, thinking it might be rude to just sit there and ogle his wares while ignoring him.
Rolled 4 (1d100)>>45719796Got a job needs to be done?
Rolled 78 (1d100)>>45719801This.
>>45719801>Got a job needs to be done?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18ljLPZEfjs
>>45719796Suck his dick for the sword
>>45719796roll+1d100punch self in face
Rolled 66 (1d100)>>45719796Attempt to loot his heart, as in make him fall in love with you.
Rolled 94 (1d100)>>45719843
>>45719816>Got a job that needs to be done?You ask the elderly Yordle if he needs help with anything, "I'm fine by myself in this little old shop, but if you really want to help, you can go and gather materials for my forge in the nearby mountains. I'll give you the tools you need,"He scratches his moustache and adds"I'll pay you depending on the quality of the ore and what you haul. Sound fair?"
Rolled 86 (1d100)>>45719882Accept, and do so as cutely as possible
>>45719874h-here I go
>>45719874>You think it's perfectly justified that you must now punch yourself in the face.That fist DOES look rather cushy.
>>45719919... Not.You're pretty sure a concussion will NOT help you get anywhere in your current situation.
Rolled 84 (1d100)>>45719937Your cute tongue is now stuck in its current position.
Rolled 34 (1d100)>>45719937Just take the shopkeepers offer and gear up.
Rolled 83 (1d100)>>45719948I am weirdly okay with this.After all, mom always said my face would freeze that way if I kept it up.>>45719882Anyway, sure. We can agree to that and still do other stuff before getting around to that. Ask for directions and/or a pickaxe and then let's go hit the town and see if there's anything else interesting to do before we totally blow this guy off.
>>45719899>AcceptYou nod and give him your most welcoming smile, and feeling genuinely happy that you found something to do, your ears flap up and down in excitement.The shopkeep gives you a pickaxe and an empty sack, then points you to the direction you need to go to get to the mine.
Rolled 83 (1d100)>>45719981Time to mine out some sweet ore
Rolled 14 (1d100)>>45720011Don't forget to whistle while you twerk.
>>45719981You arrive at the mine with no real problem, it was just outside of town. You enter the mine, which is rather spacious and begin to look for ore.
Rolled 32 (1d100)>>45720028Deeper into the mine=better ore, right?>Get in the cart, Shinji!
Rolled 94 (1d100)>>45720028Start picking at the crack on the wall
>>45720047>Begin to dig at the visible crack in the wallYou set to work on the nearest mine wall, where you think it contains the minerals you were tasked to retrieve.As you toil away filling your sack with raw unrefined ore and stone, you hear a crack from the wall you were working on, followed by a low rumble.
Rolled 98 (1d100)>>45720083Quick! There's no time,Shove the pick axe in-between your ass cheeks and gyrate your way out!IT'S THE ONLY WAY!!!!
Rolled 53 (1d100)>>45720083No regrets, keep at it
Rolled 71 (1d100)>>45720083Call upon all the power of our cuteness, and try to get the wall to let loose with it's treasure!
Rolled 86 (1d100)>>45720083Full scale retreat!NOT OUR FAULT
Rolled 92 (1d100)>>45720047
Rolled 70 (1d100)>>45720083karate chop the wall
>>45720095I- You- WHAT?!Even if you BEGAN to understand how to do such a thing, now is NOT the time.
>>45720142YA JUST GOTTA TRUST ME
Rolled 17 (1d100)>>45720142do what >>45720159says
>>45720142oh well you see it quite simple, its just a human slang term for. RUN BITCH RUN!
Rolled 33 (1d100)>>45720142For fuck's sake just HAUL that sweet ASS.
>>45720126You feel apprehensive of all this, your hairs standing on end and feeling more and more nervous by the second, but you decide to attempt to gather a little more ore for the sake of completing your task.But as you swing your pick down, it cracks against the stone and rebounds, jarring your hands.The wall where you were striking cracks and begins to move, The section you were mining was infact a sleeping KRUG!
Rolled 100 (1d100)Quickly, check our bust size. That is important for later.
Rolled 63 (1d100)>>45720202Seems like the pick was able to pierce abit of it. . .KEEP PICKING AT IT
Rolled 20 (1d100)>>45720202God dammit, dice gods, smut can wait.JUST RUN.
>>45720210DICE GODS AT IT AGAIN!
>>45720218Oh, COME ON.What do I have to do, sacrifice a bird or something?
>>45720202Run baby run! Also this >>45720210
Rolled 18 (1d100)>>45720202suck it off to appease it
>>45720210IT'S C. C CUP. You're pretty certain if you try to take off your bodysuit enough to check your bust you WILL CERTAINLY DIE BY A CERTAIN PISSED OFF ROCK MONSTER that happens to be standing right in front of you.And NO, you do NOT think seducing the thing is an option either.It's like you guys WANT ME TO DIE.
Rolled 64 (1d100)>>45720232Rolls don't work on mobile?
Rolled 10 (1d100)>>45720247Fine run, but my previously 100 warrants a more close boob inspection later.
Rolled 21 (1d100)>>45720250they do so it in the options field>>45720247ok run by give that monster a hug before you go
Rolled 76 (1d100)>>45720247I will sacrifice a d20 if you give me a 100 right now.>RUN
Rolled 42 (1d100)>>45720247Attack with the pickaxe!
>>45720265You run the fuck away as fast as possible with your little Yordle legs. And sprinting out of the mine, then down the road to Bandle city, you make it to the gate, completely out of breath and utterly disorientated. You glance back to see if the Krug has followed you,
Rolled 6 (1d100)>>45720298 Time to fight back on the home turf! Use pickaxe and trash lid to engauge
Rolled 84 (1d100)>>45720298...Befriend it?The only other thing I think we can do at this point is throw the vial at it and pray we're lucky.
Rolled 11 (1d100)>>45720298Feint to one side. Lure it into smashing open the gate.
alright guys, gonna take a break for some food. Be back in about half an hour
Rolled 18 (1d100)>>45720312Yell to the city guards for help.
Rolled 18 (1d100)>>45720312I roll to seduce
Rolled 35 (1d100)>>45720312Tame the rock monster
Rolled 89 (1d100)>>45720312Throw the black liquid at it!Aim for the eyes!
Rolled 96 (1d100)>>Kill itWith what, your bare hands?>>YE-No wait, use the pickaxe
Rolled 30 (1d100)>>45720312Seduce it.
Rolled 63 (1d100)>>45720407This!
>>45720412>Congratulations! You have just vanquished a Krug with your bare hands! (Unbelievable, isn't it?)
Rolled 28 (1d100)>>45720407Lets give this a shot.
>>45720312Awww she looks adorable :DAlso is that a rapeface I spy on the Krug?
Rolled 40 (1d100)>>45720407Choosing this as well
>>45720412You get an uncontrollable compulsion to attack the giant monster of stone and granite.You tremble like a leaf as you grasp the only weapon you have, your pickaxe. As well as your garbage shield.You say your last prayers as you attempt to look as menacing as possible in your current state and begin to advance on the monster, it in turn eyeing your every move.
Rolled 32 (1d100)>>45720592We got this! ATTACK
Rolled 76 (1d100)>>45720592AIM FOR THE EYES
dice+1d100>>45720592Uncork that vial and throw it at the monster!
Rolled 24 (1d100)>>45720628
>>45720592You try your best to imitate the old books you read, where they told tales of heroes doing battle with monstrosities more than triple their own size, but all you feel is the same jarring feeling in your pick-hand and you end up dropping the pickaxe, the Krug advances and bunts you, crushing the pick underfoot, and denting the bin top shield completely out of shape, and leaving you stunned against the wall.Then you hear a loud "BOOM"
Rolled 40 (1d100)>>45720661Please say it's someone from the League, ANYONE from the League.
Rolled 64 (1d100)>>45720661If someone saves the little Yordle, repay with sexual favors.
Rolled 19 (1d100)>>45720661Quick, back away a bit
>>45720661Call for help!
Rolled 40 (1d100)>>45720727Forgot to roll
>>45720726>stunned against the wall
Rolled 96 (1d100)>>45720661Duck for cover!
>>45720661You see the Krug explode before you eyes in a hail of ice and fire for an instant before your entire field of view is covered by something, blocking out the light and heat of the explosion. You feel faint as you begin to lose consciousness, but before the black claims you, you make out a man and ayordle with a big cannon. They seem to be talking, but you can't make out the words.That's it for tonight guys, it's midnight and I gotta get up early tomorrow. I'll most likely continue this later on or compile everything into a tumblr and continue there.
>>45720831>it's midnightBut it's in the middle of the day... Fuckin timezones.
>>45720831It's nice to see a draw/quest on tg again, OP.
>>45720831Thanks for running
>>45720831Eyyy, Asian timezone-bro what's up!
This quest is adorable.
>>45720831Thanks for running. Sad that i didn't make it to participate, i'll try to join as soon as i can next time.
>>45720876I'm in Aus dude, but yeah.>>45720868Isn't it though, it's all text nowadays. Not that it's bad or anything, but it's just not the same.>>45720881Thank you
Untill quest resumes, heres more shortstacks.>>408266
>>45720891Excellent work. Can't wait for continuation.
Drawn quests are the best.Non-drawn quests are the absolute worst.Kudos to you, OP
>>45720946You mean shit tier "roleplaying" threads where faggots try to win at fight about poorly fleshed out lore.
>>45720959Basically,yes. also, shortstacks are my jam
>>45720986S'why i provided the link.Can't wait till the next ep of buttsmithy.
>>45720891Panda sex quest when?
>>45720831Oh shit it's Tristy!
>>45720831>BraumPatrician taste, OP.