>This is a quest taking place in an alternate version of the Naruto world during the same time period as the story, with a few notable differences. You will be playing as Kon Karagowa, a young Leaf Jonin. Your character is defined by your choices, so write-ins are always encouraged. And remember to have fun!>Quest Info:http://pastebin.com/i69yvu3T>Previous threads:http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Leaf%20Ninja%20Quest
So, who's hallucination are we going to turn out to be? The current filler arc in the anime has established that Infinite Tsukuyomi illusions can be entire fully dynamic worlds, so there's no guarantee that the dreamer is someone we know.
>>45662921HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRzbuBrsrx4&index=6&list=PL9079B89C6A2EE759You're in a park, standing against a structure occupied by your friend Sasuke. After you both looked up to the moon briefly, you felt like you caught a glimpse of something unusual. You look around you for anything odd, but find nothing. Sasuke does the same, darting his eyes back and forth, before shaking his head and jumping down from his perch."Do you feel like something is off?" you ask. "I can't put my finger on it, but something seems weird.""I sort of did, but it looks like it's nothing." Sasuke responds. "I think we might just be a bit paranoid right now. Anyway it's late, so I'm heading home to sleep this all off. See you later, Kon."Sasuke heads off in the direction of the Uchiha compound. You still have a feeling that something might be strange, but looking around, you can't for the life of you find anything wrong. Maybe Sasuke was right and you're just being paranoid. It is pretty late.>A.Head home, get some rest>B.You're not convinced, follow Sasuke>C.You feel like looking around for some reason>D.Other
>>45662994Who would be happiest in this world?
>>45663056>>B.You're not convinced, follow Sasuke
>>45663056>>A.Head home, get some rest
>>45663056>>D.OtherI can't shake this bad feeling, start to walk towards Hokage mountain to sit on it and have a think about what a 4th Ninja war truly means.
>>45663056>A.Head home, get some restGood enough place to start
>>45663056>ABut combine it with >>45663088 that should give us a nice walk through town before heading home.
>>45663056>C.You feel like looking around for some reason
>>45663056>C.You feel like looking around for some reasonJust do some exploring and clear our heads, head to Hokage mountain, seems like a good spot
>>45663056>A.Head home, get some rest
Hope this is a long one or a double for tomorrow, been hyped all week since last time>Our body is ready to fight Evil Sauske (the one under the Curse of Hate)
>>45663085>>45663089>>45663129>>45663283Sasuke is right. You should head home to get some rest. But first, a little walk might clear your head.You make your way around town, taking everything in. Things seem fairly normal, but you can't help but feel like things are slightly different in some way you can't describe. The one thing you do take note of is not spotting a single Uchiha on patrol. Very strange for this time of night, and on the day of the Chunin Exams no less. But it could just be coincidence.After a time, you eventually reach home.The restaurant looks different somehow. As if it didn't recently get renovations. You ignore it and head inside.There are less people than usual. Just a couple of tables are occupied. You wouldn't think business would slow down this fast right after the Chunin Exams."Kon? Kon, is that you?" you hear your uncle from the kitchen. He comes out, looking a bit more haggard than usual. His eyes go wide at when he sees you. "What are you wearing? Is that a flak jacket? Just what are you thinking?!""Hey Keiji, sorry, but I think I messed up another dish." another voice comes from the kitchen. You don't recognize this one.The man emerges to your absolute surprise. You know him, but only from seeing him in pictures. He has a bandanna over his hair, but you can tell it's the same as yours. In general the man looks almost exactly like you, save for a couple of facial features.It's your father.>Continued
>>45663297I don't think we'll be the one to fight him, at least not to begin with. It makes more sense for Sasuke to be fighting him and for Kon to tag in to demonstrate how our Sasuke is stronger for having friends he can rely on. Probably we'll finish off Evil Sasuke with some combination attack.
>>45663365https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NeMvrh50srs&list=PL9079B89C6A2EE759&index=16You try to say something, but can't. You're speechless."Katsuo, your son seems to have been out ninja-ing!" your uncle tells him. "Here I thought he's been gone all day with his girlfriend, but this is too much. Are you trying to make sure all of my hair falls out?"Your father comes up to you, a stern look on his face. You're still in complete shock."What did I tell you?" he scolds. "We're not ninja anymore! Remember what happened to your teammates? Your teacher? ... Your mother?"You can see the tears start to well up in his eyes. "She sacrificed herself to protect us, all of us. I won't have you throwing your life away. Take that all off. The kunai, the shuriken, the flak jacket, I don't even know where you got that, you were a Genin. Off with them.""I know you just want to do your mother proud Kon, but we just worry so much." your uncle adds. "Your real skill is in the kitchen, anyway! You should start working here full time! With the two of us, this restaurant can be the best in the Leaf!"Your father looks at you again, sadness clear in his eyes. "We don't have to be ninja to make Saeko proud, Kon. As long as we stay together as a family, we're honoring her sacrifice. Besides, we're not strong ninja like she was, Kon. The Leaf has other ninja to play that role. I don't want you to recklessly endanger everything she fought to protect. Please."You're silent for a long while, before finally gaining enough composure to act.>A.Ask what's going on>B.Say something else (Write-in)>C.Run away>D.Just do as he says>E.Other
>>45663428>>C.Run awayHaul ass to Sausage. Try not to cry. Cry.
>>45663365>>45663428Is that what you warned us about in the last thread, laze?Bring it on. I am ready.>B.Say something else (Write-in)D-dad? Why are you still alive and what happened to the restaurant? What girlfriend?
>>45663428>B.Say something else (Write-in)I am so sorry.(give our dad a hug, hold on tight it's as close as we're going to get)It would be nice to stay. >CDon't look back
>>45663428>A.Ask what's going onYou died...
>>45663428>>45663494This Run off screaming how none of this is real.
>>45663428>B You know what...maybe your right...ill be right back. I gotta do something real quick.RUN FIND SAUSKE FIND SAUSKE NOW
>>45663428>C. Haul ass out of there and find our team.
>>45663428>B.Say something else (Write-in)"What is going on?"
>>45663428Also supporting this >>45663494
>>45663428>ENTER SAGE MODE SOLOfind sauske now, right the fuck now..
>>45663615How do we know we still have our ability?
>>45663615>Going sage mode when they think we only got Genin training.That will give them heart attacks and attract a LOT of unwanted attention.
>>45663641In this scenario I dont think any character would think like that
>>45663428>E. Walk away. Keep walking until you're sure you won't break down from it.
>>45663428>>B.Say something else (Write-in)This can't be happening. You're dead. You've been dead for years.
If we go Sage out of nowhere, the Anbu are gonna want to know HOW WE CAN EVEN DO THAT!>Be Anbu.>Normal patrol.>Suddenly a cook goes fucking sage mode and takes off.What would You do in the situation?
>>45663482>>45663494>>45663523>>45663536>>45663539>>45663602https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uB7sgLqs4a4&index=21&list=PL9079B89C6A2EE759'This can't be real', you assure yourself. 'The man in front of me can't be my father.'You start to step back as your father takes a step forward. He wraps his arm around you."I don't want to lose you too, Kon." the man says in a low voice. Tears are actually rolling down his face now. "I couldn't take it. You're all I have left."Unable to resist, your arms move up to embrace him as well. You hug him tightly. Even if it's not real, it may be the closest you ever get.After a while, your father lets go and you do the same. As he takes a step back, you manage to open your mouth."I-I have to go." you stutter. "Sorry."You turn and dash out of the restaurant, your uncle and father calling behind you, as you try in vain to hold back your tears.By the time you reach the Uchiha compound, you've regained some composure. You arrive to find a practical ghost town. There isn't a single soul in sight.You make your way to Sasuke's house to find him standing inside, unmoving. The entire house is empty save for him.>A.Something is very wrong>B.Ask if he found anything different>C.Suggest going somewhere>D.Other
>>45663750Hopefully call the Hokage, we sit and wait wearing a mask, when Kage shows we ask to see the boy known as Kon, when they bring him we remove our mask to reveal there are two of us.
>>45663428>E.OtherCheck for genjutsu. No matter what's going on, we're clearly under a genjutsu. Maybe this is the illusion, maybe our previous life was, either way I think Kon's been doing this ninja business for long enough that he'd have that response.
>>45663750Nothing, since the only people who can tell that nature chakra is different from regular chakra are other sages or people with the Rinnegan.
>>45663875>C.Suggest going somewhereLet's go talk to the Hokage
>>45663875>>C.Suggest going somewhereSauske we need to move, we need to find somewhere safe we can figure this out, my father...he's here? Alive? something is deeply wrong here...*look around the ruined compound* oohhh ooohhhhhh no.
>>45663875>A.Something is very wrong>D.Other"We're either in a VERY detailed genjutsu, or we've somehow traveled to an alternate universe. Either one is a scary idea."
>>45663875>A.Something is very wrongMy dad's alive and I'm apparently not supposed to be a ninja>B.Ask if he found anything differentThis place is empty>C.Suggest going somewhereHokage mountain
>>45663875>>A.Something is very wrong
>>45663875C.Suggest going somewhereWe need to go to Hokage mountain.
>>45663875>D. Other.Tell him we just met our dead dad and have no idea what is happening.
>>45663938pretty much this
>>45663875>D.OtherSee if we can summon King Enma to see if he knows WTF is going on.
>>45663875>D.OtherDidnt madara says about some infinite illusion?Is this it?
>>45663875>ASauaske it's me we were just sat at the old play ground and we headed home and now we appear to be in an altared world either by genjutsu or by literally interdimentional travel.That is you right Sauske....because apparently there is another me running around and everyone on my team died....that means this places you is well...he's gone.
>>45663875>>A.Something is very wrong>D.OtherHoly shit, Sasuke! My dad is alive! There is something fucked up going on here.
>>45663986Assuming that Kon was on the same team as Sasuke in this universe, which he likely wasn't.
>>45664002We don't have a reason to think he wouldn't be.
>>45664026Well, not in character, that's true.
>>45663875>A.Something is very wrong"What was the last thing we talked about? Where did we talk and when?"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bPXL-PSt4Yc&index=13&list=PL9079B89C6A2EE759From what you can obviously see, things aren't right for Sasuke either."Something is very wrong, Sasuke." you tell him. "I went home and found my father alive. Not to mention all the other strange things I heard. We have to be in a genjutsu.""It's wrong, all right." Sasuke replies. "All the Uchiha are gone. There's no trace of them at all. I looked everywhere in the compound, but it's like no one has lived here for years. Even all my stuff is gone.""Come with me." you insist. "We have to find out what's going on."You and Sasuke leave the house and head closer to the center of town. The two of you take a look at the Hokage Mountain. It's different than you last saw it. In place of Lord Jiraiya's head is Tsunade's, and Itachi is absent entirely."What the hell?" Sasuke clenches his fists. "Just what is going on here?"Just then, a voice calls out from behind you."Sasuke?" It sounds familiar, but it couldn't be. "What are you doing back in the village?"You and Sasuke turn to see Naruto Uzumaki, in black and orange jumpsuit, wearing a leaf headband. Sakura is standing right next to him, looking concerned."I could ask you the same thing, Naruto Uzumaki." Sasuke responds, getting into a fighting stance. "Sakura, get away from him! He's dangerous!"Sakura looks back and forth between Sasuke and Naruto, confused."What?" she mutters. "Sasuke, I don't understand what's going on...">A.Try to calm everyone down>B.Go get help>C.Stand with Sasuke>D.Other
>>45664356>C.Stand with Sasuke
>>45664356>A.Try to calm everyone down
>>45664356>>C.Stand with Sasuke>A.Try to calm everyone down
>>45664356>C.Stand with Sasuke>A.Try to calm everyone down"What... the fuck?"
>>45664356>A.Try to calm everyone down>D.Other"Sasuke and I have both been affected by a powerful genjutsu. We're not sure if we can trust what we're seeing, or even if we can trust our own memories. You appear to us as an enemy, but maybe that's just us being confused. Or maybe it's you being confused, there's no reason this genjutsu has to be confined to just the two of us. So let's all of us calm down and not jump to any conclusions about who is and is not a mortal foe, okay?"
>>45664356>A.Try to calm everyone downThis is quite the confusing situation we got here
>>45664356>>A.Try to calm everyone downSomething is very VERY wrong here. Why isn't Itachi on the hokage monument, and what happened to the Uchiha?
>>45664356>>A.Try to calm everyone down"Sasuke, I don't think this is the Naruto we know."
>>45664356>C. Stand with Sauce.Also ask Sakura why she is with Naruto.
>>45664356>DMask on>C>ANow everyone calm down, Naruto Uzumaki how do you know Sauske? Sakura same question, final question do either of you know who I am?
>>45664420Come on dude, lets not metagame the fuck out of it.
>>45664420Veto. Fucking killjoy
>>45664473I'm not metagaming. I'm playing true to Kon's character, he's always been about staying calm and rational when things start getting weird.
>>45664356>>A.Try to calm everyone down>C.Stand with SasukeYeah no idea what's going on but the Uchiha are dead now, and my dad who was dead is alive. Someone or something changed everything Sausuke and I knew. I'm guessing you're not a village betraying genocidal maniac now are you Naruto?
>>45664471Lets stick our mask on, we can be the second masked man in this RtN>>45664356>AStand infront of Sauske, wait just a moment what is Sauske to you...because something ain't right here. Do either of you recognize who I am?
>>45664542But that's too soon. I mean, we are still grasping the situation and dont even know if this is a genjutsu therefore too meta
>>45664593Kon says "we have to be in a genjutsu" right there in that post, anon.
>>45664608Genjutsu is just a mindgame isn't it? if we think its a genjutsu, why would we try to reason with what is essentially a figment of imagination controlled by someone else?The wording in the post, ignoring how wrong the wording sounds, is better suited to interdimensional travel
>>45664638Sasuke...this aint weed..
>>45664356>D. Sasuke, we're in a genjutsu. You know that...wait, you think the moon thing had something to do with it? Is this some more Sharingan shenanigans? Fucking Madara...
>>45664695Even worse Kon, this was weed
>>45663428>"Here I thought he's been gone all day with his girlfriend, but this is too much. Are you trying to make sure all of my hair falls out?"Wut
>>45664748its all that natural chakra grass he's been smoking
>>45664402>>45664407>>45664419>>45664420>>45664443>>45664452>>45664458>>45664471You take a stance next to Sasuke, but you want to try and talk things out instead of fighting. Something is obviously very wrong here."Hold on everybody, I think we're all a bit confused here." you start. You turn to Sasuke. "Things were a lot different for us. This may not be the Naruto we know."As Sasuke lowers his weapon, you address the others. "First off, we need to know what's going on here. Why isn't Itachi on the Hokage Monument? And where are all of the Uchiha?"Naruto's arms drop, and he looks at you and Sasuke in disbelief."Itachi, Hokage?" he asks. "He's the one that killed the Uchiha Clan. How could you forget that? That's what you were so mad about last time we met. Are you sure you're alright, Sasuke?""What?" Sasuke shouts. "My Clan, dead? And at Itachi's hand? No, Kon's right, this can't be real. It's all a trick.""Kon?" Sakura asks, before looking to you. "Is that you? Who are you, exactly? I mean, you look kind of familiar, but..."Naruto looks at you in confusion as well. It seems neither of them really know you.>A.Introduce yourself>B.Ask about them>C.Ask about something else>D.Try to leave with Sasuke>E.Other
Hey if any of you guys recognize my face who am I and am I dating someone?
>>45664816>>A.Introduce yourself>>B.Ask about them
Errands time, back in a bit
>>45664816>A.Introduce yourself>B.Ask about them
>>45664816>>A.Introduce yourself>B.Ask about themAsk why Sakura is with Naruto who is part of the Akatsuki.
>>45664816>A.Introduce yourself>B.Ask about them>E.OtherGet a seat with the hokage or something. It's going to be a looong night>>45664845Errands.jpg
>>45664816>E. Look, there's two possibilities. Either Sasuke and I are trapped in a genjutsu right now, or we have been for a long, long time. No matter which, it implies a genjutsu of considerable power and immense scope. That implies Sharingan. Sasuke, there any that might do this?
>>45664816>C.Ask about something elseI lived my whole life on this village and you guys don't remember me?
>>45664816>A."You know Uncle's a cook, I was the first to make Jonin in our class, and hell I trained with you Sakura!"
>>45664816>A.Introduce yourself>B.Ask about them>The Naruto I knew was a member of the Akatsuki. Helped kill many Jinchurriki and was a pupil of Orchimaru.>Also I can go sage mode so i'm legit.
>>45664816>>A.Introduce yourselfHello my name is Kon Kawagowa and i'm pretty sure me and Sauske here have become trapped in what is either a very well put together Genjutsu or some kind of parallel world. In this world it appears I never ended up becoming a Ninja which is a fair bit of a shame.>B.Ask about themIn our world Naruto Uzumaki joined the Akatski at an early age recruited by Mardara Uchiha, Itachi never killed his Clan and is currently the Hokage.>CBut here we are, what do you to want? Why are you gearing up ready to fight? expecting trouble from us, or rather since I don't seen to register are you expecting trouble from Sauske?
>>45664816>E.Other"No, that's stupid. I've fought alongside Itachi, he's powerful but nowhere near strong enough to wipe out an entire clan by himself. Whoever designed this illusion is just trying to traumatize us, if they're going for shock value instead of believable lies. We need to get out of here before they start escalating."
>>45664816I think>>45664949Is a valid response.
>>45664949This! I revoke my >>45664914vote!
>>45664949Ill vote for this just to get some conflict and progression in here. Put our mask on, lets remain a nobody.
>>45664949+1 to this.
>>45665096>>45665101>>45665138Yall should probably also link the story post, make it easier for Laze to tally
>>45665096>>45664816>>45665183Thanks for the advice.
If we summon a monkey is it a real monkey or an illusion one?
>>45664949It's as Sasuke said. This has only become more obviously an illusion as time has gone on."No, that can't be." you start. "I've fought alongside Itachi. He's powerful, but nowhere near strong enough to wipe out an entire clan by himself. Whoever designed this illusion is just trying to traumatize us, if they're going for shock value over believable lies. We need to get out of here before they start escalating.""Fought alongside Itachi?" you hear a figure drop down right behind you. "That implies some unsavory things about you, you know."You turn to see Kakashi Sensei standing over you."Itachi was a member of the terrorist group, 'Akatsuki'." Kakashi goes on. "If I were you, I'd make with the explaining before things get ugly.""Kakashi Sensei, what are you talking about?" Sasuke asks. "There's no way my brother would do that. He's the Hokage. The only explanation is that this isn't real.""It's been a long time since you called me Sensei sincerely, Sasuke." Kakashi notes. "You know, to us, you two are the ones that are suspicious here.">A.Explain yourself>B.Ask something>C.Say you want to see the Hokage>D.Try to run off with Sasuke>E.Other
>>45665396>Summon monkey king enma to clear shit up>Having the third's summon will clearly mean we're reliable.
>>45665396>>A.Explain yourselfNow might be a good ime to say "fuck it" and throw our cards down. Let it all hang out like
>>45665396>Go monkey sage mode>A.Explain yourself
Training against canon Naruto would give us a big advantage against our Naruto...He has a better move-set and is probably much stronger.
>>45665396>A. Offer to go sage mode to prove we were trained by the Third. Also Sauceman was thrained by the Fifth and is a Toad sage.
>>45665396Same could be said of you if you're associating with Naruto. Seems both sides have a critical lack of knowledge.
>>45665396>BSensei I can prove i'm your pupil, I know something that you don't tell anyone. I won't say now but I know why you are always late and keep going to the KIA monument. secondly you taught me how to do this, show them a ranengan.
>>45665396>E.OtherSummon Monkey King and Prepare for a fight
>>45665396>>E.OtherSummon Enma to figure shit out,And >>45665525That. do that.
>>45665431>>45665492>>45665556>>45665571Summoning Enma is likely impossible, Since we don't have our name on this universe's summoning scroll.
>>45665396>E. Hmm...if this is just an illusion, I should still have access to my summoning contract. May I?
>>45665396>>45665525>>45665571do these, especially both of us going sage mode
>>45665396>E.Other"Didn't you fight alongside Itachi, too? I'm pretty sure you helped train him, actually. So why aren't you a person of interest?"
>>45665594Not that we'd know that. Suspect it, maybe, but not know.
>>45665604Except he's old enough to have done that while Itachi was a good guy, unlike Kon who would have been a toddler
>>45665594If it works, excellent. If it doesn't it provides more evidence for kon to figure out that we're not in the right reality.
>>45665396>A.Explain yourself"Fine, I'll talk. I don't see much point to it, since you're clearly an illusion, but whatever. In the real world, Naruto here is a traitor to Konoha, and one of history's greatest monsters. He's working together with a man claiming to be Madara Uchiha to ensnare the entire world in an endless illusion using the power of the Tailed Beasts. I'm guessing we're in a test run, going by how poorly-done this genjutsu is."
Im just waiting for Kakashi to attempt to Raikiri us and then our shield lol nopes him. Catch sakura's fist in our other hand and ask what all the fuss is about
>>45665396This one'll be good for a laugh. I vote this one>>45665706Ignore>>45665434
>>45665716Can we really cancel Raikiri? I can't remember but we are Sakura's direct counter in many ways.
Guys I just realized something....the Alternate reality us may have taken our place in the world while we took his....that nut job may be about to try to go out with whomever his "girlfriend" is in this world and im sure you can all guess whom that is.
>>45665832Yep. Kon's techniques are super-good against lightning. Our implosion spheres would no-sell Raikiri and then eat Kakashi's arm.
>>45665836And all I can do is laugh now.
>>45665853Oh yeah! I forgot that part.
>>4566583610/10? ... oh shit...
>>45665836Ayame. They bonded over a mutual exasperation with their fathers arguing about who has the best take-out.
>>45665919Both of them secretly knowing that their own father being right but bonding over mutual teenage disgust of parentals anyway. Ah, young love.
>>45665989Does this mean we have a chance to get 10/10?
>>45665919Is it strange that I now want that to happen?
>>45666065Kon "Give her the D" Kawagowa
>>45666093One night stand?one night stand
>>45666106nah, dick move (lol). But seriously we got bigger issues than our Blueballs atm
>>45666163I think we should bring Rin back to life and romance her. It simultaneously solves the waifu problem and strikes a blow against Obito. Wait, no, Kon has no way to know about Rin's importance to "Madara" yet. Scratch that idea.
>>45665441>>45665512>>45665706>>45665736>>45665770>>45665806You figure it's worth a shot, though it may not accomplish much."Fine, I'll talk." you start. "I don't see the point, since you're clearly an illusion, but whatever. In the real world, Naruto here is a traitor to Konoha and working together with Madara Uchiha to gather the tailed beasts and put the entire world in an endless illusion. Given how shoddy this genjutsu is, I'm guessing it must be a test run.""That world of yours sound like the shoddy genjutsu!" Naruto shouts, stepping forward. Sakura holds him back. "You think I'll believe that from you?"You turn to Sasuke. "Let's prove it to them."You sit and take a meditative pose, while Sasuke follows suit. When you both enter Sage Mode, you stand up. Everyone else is appalled."Sage Mode?" Naruto asks. "But how? I had to learn that from Jiraiya. Did you learn from Orochimaru?""I'm the one who learned from Jiraiya." Sasuke replies. "And Kon here learned it straight from Enma, the Monkey King."Kakashi finally backs off from you."Well, that's certainly something." he says. "I still have my qualms, but you're clearly in a Monkey Sage Mode right now."You see Naruto meditate and enter Sage Mode as well, then address you again."It's true." he tells you. "We can probably trust someone trained by the Third Hokage's summon.""Is this really Sasuke, then? Maybe his memories were altered..." Sakura says, dejected."You two are still suspicious, but we'll give you a shot." Kakashi sighs. "Calling us all an illusion is a bit much, though. I think it's more likely that there's something off about you two. We need to get it figured out.""Hey, Sensei." Naruto speaks up. "Can we wait until tomorrow? I mean, it's really late. Let's just let them off for the night, and see what's up tomorrow.""Hmm..." Kakashi thinks to himself.>A.Let's do that>B.No, we'll stay up all night if we have to>C.Other
>>45666251>>A.Let's do thatI think Sasuke and I are willing to wait until morning. But neither of us want to go "home" and would appreciate someone willing to explain atleast a little bit of what's going on here.
>>45666251>B.No, we'll stay up all night if we have to>C.Other"Neither Sasuke nor I have anywhere to go, and until we establish just what's going on here I don't trust any of you enough to room with you overnight. Let's get this settled now, please."
>>45666251>>A.Let's do thatSausuke can stay at my house after I explain to my long dead father and uncle ninja bullshit is about.
>>45666251>C.OtherJust give us the summary of what happened in this world and we can continue tomorrow.I have a feeling that we might go back if we sleep
>>45666251>A.Let's do that
>>45666251>B.No, we'll stay up all night if we have toI mean, really Naruto? You lazy fuck.
>>45666251>B.No, we'll stay up all night if we have to
>>45666251>A.Let's do thatCome on guys, this is clearly when we are supposed to meet the rest of the rookiesCan we not just skip it? I want to get the full milage out of this.
>>45666403I thought it was where we go get interrogated by Tsunade and prove we're genuine by telling her things that we know about due to being her student that no one else could.
>>45666251>>C.Otherwait a moment, you don't know me but you know Sauske here, what happened to him in this world? Secondly, are you saying we are under arrest? Because we have a job to do, which is to find a way out of here. >Head back to the shop, lets see whom altar us is dating.
>>45666403good point.Laze I change this>>45666374to>>45666403
>>45666251>C. Honestly I'd just like to get back to the real world, thank you very much. My...father was originally dead a long time ago. Seeing him alive again was...well, disconcerting.
>>45666251>>B.No, we'll stay up all night if we have to"Alternate reality, or complex illusion, whatever is going on here, this clearly isn't our world, and we need to get this figured out sooner rather than later."
One of the Mangekyo Sharingan's powers is that teleport thing that sends stuff to other dimensions, right? I don't really understand how the sharingan works, but could Madara have sent us to another dimension?
>>45666251>B.No, we'll stay up all night if we have to"See, that's just what an illusion trying to lull us into complacency would say. No, if you want to prove you're real we're going to have to do this now."
>>45666459Nope. Kamui routes to a specific alternate dimension, it can't just go anywhere. Well, it can, but it needs both eyes as opposed to Obito's one, it consumes massive amounts of chakra in the process, and it's still limited to places that there's already a weak point in the fabric of reality to open up.
Who's our waifu in this timeline/multiverse?
>>45666543Oh. Okay, new theory, what if everyone BUT us is in a genjutsu?
>>45666546Purposefully vague. Don't worry about it.
>>45666316>>45666327>>45666328>>45666334>>45666403>>45666435https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vVJG7gbG7Rc&index=7&list=PL9079B89C6A2EE759You want to go home, but trying to figure everything out right now might just do more harm than good. It may be better to wait until tomorrow."I think we can do that." you say. "But we still want to know more about what's going on here.""Sure!" Naruto replies. "Come with me and Sakura, we can go around and meet everyone, try and jog Sasuke's memory here!""You two go see Lady Tsunade in the morning, alright?" Kakashi says, turning around. "We can get everything sorted out then."As Kakashi leaves, Naruto grabs onto Sasuke's sleeve and pulls him along."I don't know what happened to you Sasuke, but you're our teammate." he tells him. "We'll help you out."Sakura follows the two of them.>A.Tag along>B.Go home>C.Go check on someone or somewhere (Specify)>D.Other
>>45666610We a loli or what?Not thats a bad thing or anythingHanabi is more delicious loli anyway
I just realized whom Kon is, wears a mask, lightning chakra, uses loads of traps and has the Blade and cord which he pours power into, a warm face that masks utter brutal efficiency and devotion to a cause bordering on sociopathic
>>45666627>A.Tag along>D.Other"So, uh, in my timeline we studied together under Tsunade. She still have the time to train you with being Hokage?"
>>45666627>A.Tag alongI want to check someone....Haku
>>45666627>A.Tag alongDon't split the partySauce is the only fuck we can 100% trust right now
>>45666627>AKeep the Monkey Mask on, just say we are face shy. maybe tease Sakura asking if she is having as much Sauske confession issues as our realities one is
>>45666674Haku's dead if this is some kind of alternate prime universe.
>>45666662I have no idea who this guy is
>>45666711Bei, from Darker Than Black. And that anon's right, I can see some similarities. We're nicer, though.
>>45666627I hope we run into Alternate Kon and his girlfriend.WHO IS SHE!?!
>ADon't split the damned party, stick together if there are doppel gangers of us running around don't wanna get mixed up. >>45666705 is right keep the mask on incase we meet "us"
>>45666708I know...but does Kon know?
>>45666705I don't think we actually put it on in the first place. We also probably didn't have the chakra-metal one on us, and we might not be able to summon Sarujizo. I don't think we have a mask at the moment.
>>45666748We always have our Chakra metal one. like our bracers...and our Hook/Wire. what we don't have is likely access to summoning our Monkey Pal mask
>>45666778Do we, though? We were just walking around town when we got nabbed. I don't know what gear we habitually have with us in a low-threat environment.
>>45666644>>45666670>>45666674>>45666679>>45666683>>45666687You don't want to go off on your own right now. Sasuke is the only person you know you can absolutely trust."I know what we can do!" Naruto shouts. "We'll round up the crew and hit the baths!""Stop dragging me, damn it!" Sasuke wrenches himself free. "I can walk on my own.""Well, your attitude seems right." Naruto mutters."So where I'm from, we both trained under Tsunade together." you say, striking up a conversation with Sakura. "Did she still have time to train you as the Hokage?""Yeah, she did." Sakura answers. "So you say you trained under her too? That's strange...""Hey, it's Sasuke!" you hear Kiba call from ahead of you. "What's he doing back in the village?""He lost his memory or something!" Naruto shouts forward. "So we're jogging it! Come on and hang with us!""I don't see why not." Kiba says. As he approaches, you see that he is accompanied by Akamaru as usual, but also Shino and Hinata."Hinata?" Sasuke calls."Y-yes?" Hinata twiddles her fingers, clearly nervous."Uh...nothing." Sasuke sighs. "Let's just keep going."The three ninja plus dog join you on the way to the baths.>A.Talk to someone (Write-in)>B.Say nothing>C.Other
>>45666793Yup, this is Naruto Universe dude, no one gets changed and everyone walks around armed to the teeth.
Also eating dinnerBack in a while
>>45666736You know, it occurs to me that while our timeline might be in worse shape overall due to our lack of dei ex machinae, to canon Naruto we must look like we're doing awesome. Everyone he knows who's died, with the exception of Hiruzen and Choza, is alive in our timeline and doing great. And even Hiruzen got an extra few months of life in which he got to spend time with his grandson and pass along his ideology to him and us. We got alliances going with Stone and Wind long before his Konoha did, we've sealed the Three-Tails properly unlike his failed mission (assuming we're counting filler, in the manga he never even knew about it in time), and we killed Orochimaru before he could do anything really nasty. We've even got a happy and friendly Sasuke whose whole clan is alive and is super loyal to Konoha, and a Neji who's genuinely at peace with his life and is making tangible strides towards improving the status of the Branch Hyuuga. Sure, Hinata's an evil traitor but he barely even knows who she is at this point in the timeline. For all that we talked last thread about how our continuity is the perfect wish fulfillment for Sasuke, it might be even better for Naruto. Well, ignoring that whole "in that timeline I'm a horribly monster" part.
>>45666936Kiba and Shino
>>45666936>CWell this is awkward I feel like someones Mary Sue self insert character getting along with the main cast? anyone else feel me? no one? ok that's fine too.>ASo uhhhh, Hinata how are things going forward with you and Naruto? Kiba teasing you? that sounds like something he'd do. Also Hi i'm for what i can tell a reality jumping Ninja like Sauske here and we are trapped here until who knows when? >forth wall can suck Kon Blue Balls
>>45666936>A.Talk to someone (Write-in)Lets talk with everyone to see the differences between our fucks and the fucks of this universe/illusion
>>45666936>>A.Talk to someone (Write-in)"Hey Kiba, how's it... oh yeah, you don't know me."
>>45666936A.Talk to someone (Write-in)Might as well compare and contrast universes. See what we can "learn" about this world
>>45666936>A.Talk to someone (Write-in)"Hey, Hinata, can I ask you for some advice? See, I've got...a friend, who you remind me a lot of, and she's been going through some rough times lately. What would you want someone to tell you to make you feel better, if your life was so bad that you were thinking about throwing it all away?"
>>45666936>A.Talk to someone (Write-in)Kiba. Ask him about recent history in Konoha, we haven't been around and we don't know what's happened lately. Anything notable?
>>45666936>A.Talk to someone (Write-in)Shino so how goes it?
>>45666936Talk to Kiba.
>>45666936>A.Talk to someone (Write-in)Just talk to everyone, see how they're doing, find out what life is like in this weird dream world.
>>45666936>>A.Talk to someone (Write-in)"Sup dog-sage?"
>>45667188Oh you're not Dog Sage? That's right, yall are a bunch of genJutsu shadows of real people.Just kidding. Don't be this guy
Everyone here seems pretty a-okay with Sasuke suddenly coming back to the village.
>>45667267I'm guessing this is before this world's Kage Summit, most likely. Pain probably hasn't even attacked yet, given the lack of visible damage.
>>45667294We should tell Kakashi about all the Akatsuki we've taken out so far.
>>45667673Why? He's not real. Anything we tell him will be useless.
>>45667706It could be genjutsu, it could be an alternate reality. It isn't really clear at this point.
>>45667734Which is why the ninja from a barely industrial revolution stage world might not understand the concept of alternate dimension but fully accepts mind altered states would hold fast to the concept.
>>45666977>>45667014>>45667026>>45667033>>45667067>>45667125>>45667172>>45667188You decide that if you're comfortable talking with any of these guys, it'd be Kiba. Maybe he can clarify how things are different here."Hey, Kiba." you pull up next to him and Akamaru as you walk. "So you think you can fill me in on what things are like here?""Huh? Who are you?" Kiba asks, before squinting in thought. "Wait a minute, you seem kind of familiar. Were you back in our class?"Kiba sniffs you."That smell..." he thinks to himself. "That's right, you lived at a restaurant or something. I thought you gave up being a ninja and went back to it."You try and deflect the question, as to not cause any more trouble than necessary. You eventually get Kiba to talking."Well, Sasuke has a pretty different smell from when we were tracking him back at the summit." Kiba tells you. "Something is definitely up. I don't think amnesia is a good excuse to get him off the hook for everything he did, but you can bet Naruto will take this chance. He's been trying to get Sasuke to come back for so long, he's not gonna look a gift horse in the mouth now. I guess we'll just have to deal with the Cloud later."As you go on you meet up with Shikamaru's team, who joins you, as well as Sai."Sasuke is back, huh?" Sai looks him over. "I guess I should come as well, if only to keep an eye on him."The last group you come across is Lee's. He is with Neji and Tenten. The three of them are also surprised to see Sasuke, but Naruto convinces them to come along too. Lee comes up to you and looks you over."Hmm..." he thinks hard. "I have met you before somewhere. I believe it was on a mission."After thinking a bit longer, he snaps his fingers."Kon!" he shouts. "That is your name! I remember going on a mission with you as a Genin! The others probably do not remember you, but I do! You were a hard worker like me!">Continued
>>45667734Feels like RTN honestly, where we got switched with our other selves or something since things aren't idealistic like in the single genjutsu that we know of OOC that could create an entire world. Plus, we probably wouldn't be instantly aware that something was off, and Sasuke is also aware which means he's real and could be our answer to Sakura in RTN.
>>45667806>Lee remembered us>But we rarely hang out with him>Lee confirmed best broI feel bad for not hanging with him more
>>45667858Lee always deserves more brotherly love and respect.
>>45667858Just hang out with him more when we get backAlso train some taijutsu with him
>>45667858Lee would be a great friend who is also REALLY FUCKING ANNOYING. The kind of guy you hang out with once a week or so, because more than that and he'd drive you insane.
>>45667898>tfw when your that kind of guy
>>45667898Yeah, but you know he's annoying just because he's really passionate about everything he does, which you can certainly respect.Though you're right, it can be really annoying.
>>45667806https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mIvLkzPaBBg&index=8&list=PL9079B89C6A2EE759Your group eventually arrives at the bathhouse. The girls go one way, while the guys head to their own side.You and Sasuke keep alert the whole time, but the other guys seem to be taking this whole thing pretty leisurely at Naruto's request.You all eventually are just lounging in the bath together."A world where Naruto is evil and Itachi is Hokage?" Shikamaru sighs in disbelief. "Something is seriously wrong with you guys, man.""Yeah, who knows?" Naruto laughs. "But I'm sure it's all just some weird genjutsu or something, we'll have Sasuke back to normal in no time!""Are we sure we want him to be 'normal'?" Shino mutters.Everyone seems to be having a decent time, in spite of the tension.>A.Talk to Sasuke>B.Talk to someone else>C.Just relax>D.Other
>>45667976>A.Talk to SasukeYou got a plan when shit hits the fan?
>>45667976A. I am Freaking out Sauce...
>>45667976>B.Talk to someone elseI guess know is a good time to get to know NarutoTrade stories and shit
>>45667976>A.Talk to SasukeSo this world is just as fucked as ours but in different ways. Ten bucks says we get an Akatsuki attack before the tomorrow is done.>D. Use Jonin skill to spot check for peekers.
>>45667976>B.Talk to Shikamaru"Could be more than a genjutsu for all we know we were sent hurtling into another timeline."
>>45667976>"Did you kon ever learn to do this? I doubt a mere genjutsu could unlock it" with a demonstration if impact chakra.
>>45667976>A.Talk to Sasuke>C. Just relax"So, what will we do if things go bad? Not saying they will, but it's good to have a plan just in case.
>>45667976Lets do this >>45668017 Lets see if we can be friends with this Naruto and get some idea about ours.
>>45667976>>C.Just relaxFor the love of god Laze just give us the awkward interaction with Other Kon and his girlfriend!
>>45667976>AWell atleast they aint trying to kill us, but I have an idea what if we find a pallalel us? it will prove our point and also may give us some insight>BHey Shikamaru I bet I can prove to you i'm right, we can tell you things that you have not told anyone, we then systematically tell everyone something personal, we should at least have a fair few ideas.Also ask them why we apparently quit been a ninja?
>>45667976>A"Sasuke, have you considered the possibility that maybe your Sharingan did something to us? We were staring at the moon, and you were wondering aloud about how things might have been... and that was when things first felt off."
>>45667976this is good>>45668017We can challenge someone tomorrow. ill delete my post
>>45667976>A.Talk to Sasuke"Okay, so real talk now: Why are we here? What would Madara accomplish by sending us here? It can't just be to get rid of us, there are lots of easier ways to do it. And it's not good psychological torture, because we don't think of anything here as real. The only thing I can think of is that my guess about it being a test run was right, and he chose us to see if senjutsu senses could defeat the illusion. But maybe that's too self-centered. I don't know. Any thoughts?"
>>45667997>>45668014>>45668022>>45668073>>45668113>>45668180You look over the others, all ever so slightly different from the versions you know. For the most part. You turn to Sasuke."So why are we here, do you think?" you ask him quietly. "What does Madara accomplish by sending us here? The only thing I can think is that it's a test run like I said before.""I think it might have to do with what I was saying just before we got caught." Sasuke tells you. "From what I've gathered, the Sasuke here must be under the influence of the curse of hatred. I guess this world was created based on that? That's what I've come up with so far.""So what's our plan, then?" you ask. "What are going to do?""I think to find a way out, we need to find Madara." Sasuke replies. "He's probably the key to getting out of here.""What are you guys whispering about?" Naruto shouts, splashing the two of you. "You'll never get everything sorted out like that, come on! You need to interact more with us. Like this!"Naruto keeps splashing water in your direction, and gets Kiba and Sai to join in. The two of you are being bombarded.Neji and Shino make sure to get out, while Shikamaru just sighs."Really?" he asks. "This is your plan to get his memory back? A water fight?">A.Splash them back>B.Get out, this is dumb>C.Tell them to stop>D.Ask for support>E.Other
>>45668444>D.Ask for support"Can't do this alone, Sasuke!">A.Splash them back
>>45668444>>A.Splash them backWITH OUR MIGHTY WATER JUTSU!
>>45668444>EHiding in Mist.
>>45668444>E.OtherUse Tearing Torrent to swamp them. Not at a level where it could hurt someone, just enough to crash a wave right over them all at once.
>>45668444>B.Get out, this is dumb
>>45668444>E.Otherput up an impact barrier and keep talking to Saucegay
>>45668444>>B.Get out, this is dumb
>>45668482WHURRR IISS HEEHH!?
>>45668444>E. Just put up a barrier. Illusion or not, this is pretty annoying.
>>45668444>>45668595That'll be fun, sure.
>>45668595"Oh, I see, Sasuke. The point of this is to annoy us to death. Well played, Madara. Well played."
>>45668444>ERaise our barrier to create a nice little dome>DI have a question for you all, would you be willing to help out me and Sauske? Explain what we belive and how we belive we can fix it. Turn to Naruto if Sauske really means this much to you and your willing to go so far for him, help him now. Surly you much have realized. Kiba noted his different smell, i'm sure Hinata may see a slightly warmer chakra, the sage mode, Naruto Sauske is from another world, like me.
>>45668626"Maybe we actually died and this is hell."
>>45668444Raise a bubble/shield around ourselves, you know what Sauske I think Madara is onto something, this is some S Rank Physiological warfare here, but atleast this guys heart is in the right place.Anyways stand up so everyone turns away from our junk and use a weak Tearing Torrent while they avert their eyes. WE ARE A MONKEY WE HAVE NO SHAME
I'm expecting a quip from Naruto about how its no wonder we get along we are both kill joys or something
>>45668444Whatever we do, lets try to make sure we make it clear to Naruto that if we seem off its because WW IV got declared to us and even IF its not real we believe it is real so forgive us if we are not quite so playful normally we are a prankster honest....its just we have been you know...abducted...
Kon "No fun" Kawagowa
>>45668834No, I feel no need to buddy up with Naruto.
>>45668855not buddy just maintaining a friendly atmosphere, make it easier to extract info if they relax.
>>45668878I'd rather be cold and distant to him. He's the villain, just because we're in some weird illusion where he's trying to make friends with us doesn't mean we should relax around him.
>>45668544>>45668595>>45668615>>45668682https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sw80A4-FGEM&index=10&list=PL9079B89C6A2EE759This splashing is getting really annoying. Luckily you have the perfect solution.You erect an Impact barrier between you and Sasuke and all the others. They splash a few more times to no avail."Still no fun, huh Sasuke?" Naruto sighs. "Guess that's why you get along with this guy. Weird jutsu, though.""It is no match for me!" Lee shouts. he's gotten out of the bath and is now running at it from the other end of the room. "With this, I shall make the ultimate unavoidable splash! Prepare yourselves, Kon, Sasuke! Haaaa!"As Lee is charging, Neji sticks his leg out and trips him. Lee goes tumbling into the wall and crashes. The resulting hole shows the girl's bath."Lee!" you hear Tenten from the other side. "Just what the hell do you think you're doing?""It was not my fault, Tenten!" Lee shouts, before being forced to dodge various thrown objects. "Ahh! I'm sorry!"Lee runs away, with the girls chasing after him. The rest of the guys figure that's their cue to leave as well. Everyone gets dressed.After this, it's just you, Naruto, and Sasuke. He drags the two of you tow a familiar stall."This here is my favorite place to eat!" he tells you. "Ichiraku Ramen! Let's get a late night snack!"The three of you take a seat, and the girl you saw working here before, Ayame you think, comes up."Hey, Naruto." she greets, before turning to you. "Kon? There you are. Weren't you going to come by earlier today? What happened?">A.Tell her you don't know what she's talking about>B.Tell her something came up>C.Talk to Naruto or Sasuke instead>D.Other
>>45668952>A.Tell her you don't know what she's talking about>C.Talk to Sasuke instead
>>45668952>B.Tell her something came up"Crazy day."
>>45668952>A.Tell her you don't know what she's talking about
>>45668952>B.Tell her something came upI have no idea of who you are but okay
>>45668952>D. "Genjutsu shenanigans. Wait, I'm not supposed to be a ninja, right?" Try making the Seiuntama (THAT'S WHAT IT'S FUCKING CALLED NOW)
>>45668952>B.Tell her something came up
>>45668952>>A.Tell her you don't know what she's talking about"Why would I come over?"
>>45668952>A.Tell her you don't know what she's talking about>D.Other"I am not the Kon you know. I look a lot like him, and we have the same name, but we are not the same person. Yes, I know how unbelievable that story sounds, I'm finding it hard to believe, too. Here, I can prove it, I'll do something that your Kon can't."And then make an Impact Wall by means of demonstration.
>>45668952>D"Long story short, I'm not the same Kon you know, this isn't the same Sasuke everyone else knows, and it's just as confusing for me as it is for everyone else.""Why was the other me going to come by?"
>>45668952>BReally sorry, truly but apparently some crazy jutsu backfired and i've given myself amnesia sorry I know its dumb. But don't worry all will beocme clear in time>CTell them both this explanation was easier than just saying the other thingOtherwise talk to Naruto, Kiba said you were tracking Sauske could you humor me a moment and continue that search and then we come with you, just bear with me here, if you are able to still track Sauske that means that one is still out there, we will both achive our goals since we both need to find out whats going on... and oh dear does this mean this places Kon is going to be heading out to hang out with Ayame from our world....oh this is gonna get rough when I return.
>>45668952>D. Oh god, girl troubles. Even in a genjutsu, there is no escape.
>>45668952No matter what reality we're in, Neji's still looking out for us. Thanks, Fake Neji, you're almost as cool as Real Neji.
>>45669056And then we learn that this universe's Kon is some sort of double-ninja batman mega protag cleaning up the mean streets of the Leaf.
>>45668952>>A.Tell her you don't know what she's talking aboutWe're gonna get this Kon into so much trouble
>>45669119If we ever find the other Kon, we can double team in the kitchen just like Shirou and Archer
You know what would be terrible? If the other universe got non-ninja Kon and edgemaster Sasuke
>>45669107Neji is a bro.>>45668952>>D.OtherThere's some wierd mind and reality altering genjutsu going on, I'm not the Kon you know, but I'm trying to get this all sorted out.
we should ask naruto to spar at some point, he woundn't be the same as ours but he should have some similar tendencies.
>>45669155Nah, this is probably going to be like Road to Ninja, where Naruto didn't swap places with Menma because Menma was out of Konoha, but Sakura swapped with alternate Sakura so there wouldn't be two of her at once. So Kon is acting weird, but Sasuke will have just vanished, no evil Sasuke back home.
>>45669182Thank fucking god
>>45669182If it's not, then Sasuke's in an Orochimaru den.
>>45669182Oh god, the girl drama will be x11 when we get back home because alt-Kon will have laid the moves on Ayame, and 10/10 and Kurotsuchi will both have heard and give us grief for it.
>>45669258Man,Itachi will have a headache with Alt-Kon.
>>45669258>all three girls: "And what is your excuse for this?">"I claim right of bullshit sharingan genjutsu shenanigans. Sasuke can testify, he was there with me."
>>45669281On the other hand uncle would have the best worker for the evening.
>>45669182I was gonna say "poor alternate kon" but on the other hand it's probably best not to find out if things had gone differently you'd be the hero of the village instead of the guy who washed out of being a ninja and is also wasting a kekky gekky he didn't even know he bad.
>>45669281Fucking Alt-Kon and his need to get his dick wet.Though maybe he'll be just as confused and won't make a move on anybody for fear of fucking his life up.
>>45669309at least his dad's still alive
>>45669297>inb4 Sasuke denied it just to fuck with us
>>45669281"Great. My brother's missing, and my heaviest hitter has been replaced with some weird incompetent clone. This is just the best thing to wake up to the night after starting a war."
>>45669258It'll be worse if alt-Kon is in the kind of relationship where they just kiss as a greeting before saying anything to each other
>>45669351I wonder if laze will humor us with an oneshot of this
>>45669343I could see our Sasuke doing this
>>45669351I'm sure Laze is busy taking notes and cackling evilly. I know that's what I do as a DM when my players wildly conjure plots out of thin air to explain the goings on of otherwise unrelated happenings.
>>45669349I wonder how Alt-sasuke is going to fee when he see his baby cousin?
>>45669351Oh my god... It's no longer the rest of Akatsuki that we have to worry about... It's a flirty Kurotsuchi that's accidentally spited by alt-Kon...
>>45669393A better question is Itachi's reaction to Edgelord Sauceman
>>45669343AND HE WOULD, TOO
Uh oh. You want to try and cut this one off before it becomes a problem. Hopefully a completely accurate and truthful explanation will be enough."I don't know what you're talking about." you start. "But that's because I'm not actually the Kon you know. I look like him, and have the same name, but we are different people. We're in some kind of world-altering genjutsu right now, and we're still trying to figure everything out."Ayame stares blankly for a second then frowns."If you didn't actually want to go on a date, you could have just not asked me in the first place." she pouts. "That's got to be the dumbest excuse I've ever heard.""Hang on, Ayame." Naruto chips in. "They really are weird. It's not just Kon, Sasuke here, too. Their memories are all jumbled or something. We were going to get it all worked out tomorrow.""Whatever. You better make this up to me when whatever this is is over, then." Ayame starts to dish your ramen. "Just standing me up like that, I looked like an idiot."The three of you start digging into your ramen. It's really good. Even better than when you came here before.>A.Talk more with Sasuke>B.Talk to Naruto>C.Try to talk to Ayame>D.Eat in silence>E.Other
>>45669397we're dead, i like to imagine we appear as he is disappearing so everyone gets to so Kon throttling Alt-Kon screaming WHAT DID YOU DO! WHAT DID YOU DO! before the Alt vanishes and Kon is screaming "GET BACK HERE YOU SON OF A BITCH IM NOT DONE WITH YOU...wait oh...sorry mom..."
>>45669420>C.Try to talk to AyameWe were really dating?
>>45669420>B.Talk to Naruto"Okay explain the events of your world."
>>45669420>B.Talk to NarutoTell him the age our Naruto left the village and ask him what happened for him then.
>>45669420Why not both?>>45669452>>45669461
>>45669420aaaahhhh hell we are screwed.>CAyame, when the real me gets back don't worry he will make it up to you, he's a lucky man>BSo uuuhhhh wanna Spar? We can go see the Hokage once she's up yeah?
>>45669420>A.Talk more with Sasuke"If this is actually an alternate universe, I just caused a whole heap of trouble for other me."
>>45669420>>C.Try to talk to AyameI feel like Kon should babble nervously trying to explain this without getting our alt-self in trouble. For all of the anons in these threads arguing about who we want to waifu, Kon doesn't actually have that much experience talking with girls romantically, and we just got shoved in the deep end that way, in a manner we were completely unprepared for.
>>45669420>>B.Talk to NarutoGive us a brief summary of recent events here.I just want Sauce to make one quip about relationships with the stone taking a hit because of Ayame
>>45669420>>45669461This. It is only fair and Naruto should want to anyway.
>>45669420>B.Talk to Naruto"So I guess I might as well humor your 'I'm not an illusion' theory for now. Tell me about yourself, alternate-Naruto. You said you learned senjutsu from Jiraiya? Does that mean he doesn't hate you for abandoning all the principles your parents believed in on the say-so of the psychopath who murdered them?"
>>45669500We should prove to her that were not Other Kon by summoning a cute baby monkey.
>>45669420>>45669461this please, maybe compare and contrast his with ours.>D. Internally worry that other Kon is causing shit back home if this isn't an illusion.
>>45669500I like this actually
>>45669564We should get reversed summoned to the fourth wise monkey and break ourselves out from this genjutsu.
>>45669564we really should summon something to see how it reacts, best results would be with Emma himself
>>45669500>Kon doesn't actually have that much experience talking with girls romanticallyI dunno man. Him and Kuro have been flirting hard with no spaghetti.
Why ther fuck are people trying to talk to Ayame instead of getting shit stright with Naruto?Talking to her is a literally pointless endeavor
Just imagining Kon trying to explain he is actually a reality jumping Jonin and Hokages right hand to a girl whom has been slighted by alt him literally been teleported through space time
>>45669637In a thread soon, Laze will reveal that Kon didn't know he was flirting
>>45669666I DON'T BELIEVE YOU SATAN
>>45669666Eh I don't think so Satan.
>>45669420>B.Talk to Naruto
>>45669679>>45669683Hey now I merely Luis Cypher, Passing man of Honesty, my words are nothing but the truth
>>45669666THE LORD OF DARKNESS HAS SPOKEN!
>>45669706What is this from?
You know when we get transported back we may actually have a diplomatic shitstorm, especially if Kurotsuchi gets emotionally hurt. I wonder how much time is passing in the real world. We should mention this to sauske when he asks why we are talking to the girl. Both us and Alt-us could potentially screw the other.
>>45669746Looks to be a Shin Megami Tensei fancomic, not sure which one of the games in the series. Lucifer's been female in several of them, and that dude is pretty generic looking. Based on the title I'm guessing Strange Journey, probably.
I wish to point out we have not all been this united in fear since the first Kakuzu fight
>>45669746Shin Megami Tensei: Strange JourneyYes that is Lucifer pretending to be a girl
>>45669747Nah, our universe is super competent. First slip up gets ANBU Neji all over reverse-Kon and Ino's dad all up in his head.
>>45669785>Ino's dad all up in his head."Holyshit this is the worse clone of a ninja I've ever seen"
>>45669785I hope so, I really really do.
>>45669785>Poor Alt Kon gets 64-palmed and then mindbroken...Fuck dude...
>>45669818Alternate Kon is a disgusting imitation of a real person, just like everyone else in this reality. I feel no pity for him. He can't even really feel pain, anyway, he just responds as if he could so as to sell the illusion.
>>45669846He doesn't even hear voices in his head either.
>>45669854>He actually does>They tell him to become the best chef ever and live a happy life with his waifu
>>45669867>IGNORE THE NINJA SHIT>COOOK
>>45669867They have good tastes in non-ninja related life goals and waifu material then. Alt-Kon for best bro through dimensional shenanigans.
My face when Madara accidentally created a universe switching jutsu, with canon Sasuke edging it up at home and "canon" Kon getting mind probed over a girl-related misunderstanding.
>>45669867Honestly I can respect that, live a good life Alt-Kon
>>45669883In Alt-Kon's reality beyond the fourth wall, /tg/ is much, much more cooking obsessed when it comes to their quests than ninjas.
>>45669854we should break the forth wall if Kon ever mind mind interigation Jutsued.>Madara reaches into Kons mind and imidiatly recoilsIt's like a thousand voices are willing him, but they are chaos, madness but from time to time they all yell in union "bitch thats my waifu", truly they boy hold a dark secret
>>45669883>>45669867>>45669903Alt-Kon clearly has his quest run on /ck/ rather than /tg/
>>45669461>>45669470>>45669478>>45669509>>45669512>>45669550>>45669552https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EdYT3uoxAIU&index=14&list=PL9079B89C6A2EE759You figure that this is a good a time to talk to Naruto as any."So assuming you aren't an illusion, what are things like here in this alternate world of yours?" you ask Naruto. "Because back where I'm from, you were taken by Madara when you were like six and raised as an Akatsuki."Naruto stares blankly as he slurps a noodle."What?"After a moment to overcome his confusion, Naruto speaks."Well, nothing like that happened to me." he starts. "I had a rough time as a kid, but I pushed on! Cause I always knew that one day, I'd become the Hokage! Then everyone would respect me! And eventually I got people who believed in me. Iruka Sensei, Kakashi Sensei, Sakura, Sasuke. That's why I've been determined to get Sasuke back. He just needs someone to rely on. With bonds, we can make it through anything, right?"He wraps his arm around Sasuke's shoulder."Even if you don't have any memory of it, you're my friend!" he says. "So I'll do whatever it takes to make everything right!"Sasuke looks a bit annoyed, but he doesn't push the arm off."Why would I leave?" Sasuke asks. "Why would it be so hard to get me to come back?""At first you wanted to get strong enough to kill your brother, revenge for killing your clan." Naruto explains. "So you joined Orochimaru. We chased after you, but we couldn't stop you. Eventually we heard that you killed Orochimaru and then left to kill your brother. We heard when you did, and thought you would come back to the village. But you didn't. The next time we saw you, you said you wanted to destroy the Leaf Village. You said it was their fault that Itachi ended up like he did. I guess I didn't really get it."Sasuke is processing this.>Continued
>>45669896How WOULD canon Sauce react to our timeline?
>>45669912Could be labeled as schizophrenia, just on a fucking hyper level that somehow controls him.That or I'm just blowing shit out of my ass.
>>45669937"FAKES! LIES! MUST BURN IT ALL DOWN!"
>>45669931>Sasuke is realizing how much of a douchbag edgemaster "fuckmeintheass" idiot he is in this timeline/dimension/what have you
>>45669937I imagine we would hear from across the universe a bunch of sharpened knife edges scrapping against his arms all at once. No one in-universe does edge like canon Sasuke does edge.
>>45669975I don't know, our Naruto's doing a pretty good job of it. "Don't you see, humans just aren't capable of doing good! It's no one's fault, we're all just intrinsically evil. That's why I have to lock everyone in their own private hallucination, it's the only way to be sure."
>>45669931"Wow. I think this genjutsu might just be more to hit you than me. That REALLY sucks."
>>45669931Well, clearly your Sasuke is an asshole. My best friend would never react like that, right Sause-man?
>>45669931"But I want to get it." Naruto goes on. "I want to take all that hatred and get rid of it. You don't need to suffer like that. Even if your memories come back and you start to hate us again, I'll still keep trying to reach out to you. No matter how many times it takes."Done with your meals, you all get up and pay."I'll see you guys tomorrow, and we'll get this all figured out." Naruto tells you. "You just get a good night's sleep."Naruto takes off while you and Sasuke start to walk."So I guess I have an apartment here." Sasuke tells you. "I got directions, so I don't have to impose on you.">A.See you tomorrow, then>B.Nope, you're staying with me>C.I don't really want to go back there>D.Other
>>45669975A thousand Sauske all looking down on Canon like dude what the fuck are you doing
>>45669988Yeah, but we haven't had to put up with his bullshit the entire quest though. Naruto had to put up with that vengeance bullshit the entire series.
>>45670018>C.I don't really want to go back there"My dad is alive. Its just not right."
>>45670018>C.I don't really want to go back there "This universe's Katsuo is a piece of shit. I hope my dad wasn't like that and I just never knew because he died young."
>>45670018>B.Nope, you're staying with me"They seem nice, but things might get real hairy soon. Just in case, I'd like for us to stick together until we figure out what's going on."
>>45670018>>A.See you tomorrow, then>>D. Spend one night with Dad and Uncle, just one
>>45670018>B.Nope, you're staying with me"Don't split the party. And something tells me that we should stick together"
>>45670018>D Not imposing if you want to stick around Sauce. Pretty Sure Madara was targeting you for this bullshit and I got caught in it via crossfire. Besides we should probably stick together, who knows what could happen?
>>45670018>B.Nope, you're staying with meIt's best they stick together on this.
>>45670018I'm >>45670040 and I misread the post.Changing it to>C.I don't really want to go back thereAnd maybe adding>D.Other (Asking Sasuke if we can stay at his place)
>>45670018>B. or C.We're not keeping apart just in case something goes wrong in the middle of the night.>>45670028Too much Linkin Park.
>>45670018>>A.See you tomorrow, then>inb4 Laze calls it in two posts before we get anything done
>>45670018>C.I don't really want to go back there
>>45670018>>C.I don't really want to go back thereI know it's my dad, and I love him and miss him, but I can't help but be incredibly creeped out by it.
>>45670018>ABut if anything wierd even comes close to happening come over...Lets get to know our dad and simply explain it to him, tell him once its over "we" will be back to normal. Lets find out what he and mum were like, maybe what happened to our team and such?
if Laze calls it here im not gonna be sleeping till this arc is over, what has Laze done to me
>>45670018>A.See you tomorrow, thenI get the feeling our dad won't get rezzed, so this is our only chance to learn anything about him
>>45670018>>C.I don't really want to go back there
>>45670148Nah, our dad's not important. Our mom, though, she matters.
>>45670167>Dad gave us our fucking Kekkei Genkai>Not important
I wanna get to know our dad, also bust some moves and show up the canon universe.
>>45670215Yeah, we are pretty boss
>>45670206No, we gave us our kekkei genkai. It's a new mutation that's unique to Kon. But regardless, what I mean is that Katsuo's not going to be some super-dangerous zombie ninja, his skill set isn't scary to ours. Our mom, Saeko? She's going to be a nightmare to fight. We need to learn everything we can about how to defeat her.
>>45670033>>45670036>>45670061>>45670069>>45670083>>45670084>>45670160https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ehap86lsfXs&index=22&list=PL9079B89C6A2EE759You think back to your home here. You don't know if you can face them again."I don't really want to go back there." you tell Sasuke. "My dad is still alive, and I just don't know how to act. It's just so weird.""If I were you, I'd take what I could get." Sasuke tells you. "My father growing up may have been the product of a genjutsu, but I wouldn't trade that time we had for anything. But you can join me for the night, anyway. Come on."You follow Sasuke and eventually reach a small apartment. The two of you go inside. It doesn't look like anyone has been here for a while, but the stuff in there certainly seems to fit Sasuke. You lay out a couple of futons and get to sleep. It's been a very long day.And you still have so much to do tomorrow.>End of Chapter 67Next thread should be SundayTwitter is @LazeQM
>>45670278No sleep till Sunday
>>45670278No, Sasuke, your dad was really your dad, just under a genjutsu to make him chill out a bit. This isn't our father at all. There's a big difference, man.
>>45670278>So Laze>1How is Sauske handling all this? Seeing Hinata and NAruto, hearing he's gone bad>2What do all the characters think of Kon obviously he seems to be entirely new to most ninja>3We are been watched ain't we, I dunno who by but I get that feeling>4Are you enjoying us all freaking out>5Wanna share what alt kon is up to atm?
>>45670278See you on Sunday, you fucking cock tease.
Thanks for running Laze, blew my mind as to what could be happeneing and now no rest till next time, just great
>>45670278Will Fourth Wise Monkey training be dealt with after this alternate universe interaction?
>>45670329Sasuke is getting a bit overwhelmed. It's not like everything is totally inconsistent. He's thinking that maybe his fortune in the regular world was someone else's misfortune. Like maybe there's a balance or somethingMost of them are surprised that a ninja that seems to be this skilled decided to become a cookOf courseIt's pretty neatBeing confused>>45670434Up to you guys
I don't know, I'm just not feeling this premise. So far it seems like it's just a big waste of time. Which, admittedly, makes sense for Obito to inflict on us. But still, I'm not engaged by this, it's kind of boring. Any time we spend on this is time we aren't spending on getting shit done.
>>45670469Has Alt-Kon caused us any trouble yet? he been picked up by the ANBU or anything so been well...you know a fake as it were.
>>45670474Every experience has something to learn from it.We'll use this illusion against him and learn something...that'll let us beat our Naruto?
>>45670474Pretty sure We're collateral and he was targeting Sauce man.
>>45670498Unlikely. This Naruto is so different from ours that I can't think of what useful information we'd get out of it. We're not going to get any good character development, because Kon's life just isn't important enough for It's A Wonderful Life-ing him to give him any meaningful epiphanies. We're not going to get any new skills or abilities, because there's no one we could reasonable learn from here and any physical gains we get are unlikely to carry back over. >>45670532See, I feel like that's exactly the problem. This is an experience that could be meaningful for Sasuke, but not for Kon. It's like we're completely ancillary to this story arc, and we're just here because the narrative is third-person limited and our presence is required to show it.
>>45670582Shit, not third-person limited, I mean second-person. Whatever, my point stands.
>>45670582>>45670598We're probably going to have to help Sausuke tackle his other self and the various Akatsuki allies.
Laze I'm curious how the he'll do we even start or try to find Madara to work this out.. I'm gonna to to get us out before alt Kon screws us worse than the war will. What happened to his team and teacher?
>>45670582We might someone that says something that sparks an idea in our technique building.Someone that knows something about the Monkeys that helps in our training with Fourth Wise Monkey.Sasuke gets some character growth.We learn something about Hinata that we can use.We learn something about Naruto that might be useful or something distracting that we can throw at out Naruto in a fight about seeing another path he could have taken.Laze hasn't written pointless stuff so far that I can remember, I trust him
>>45670637They were scrubs and diedAlt-Kon almost did too, so Katsuo made him hang it up
So can this Naruto give us sexy jutsu to use against him when the time comes?
>>45670708I guess he couldIf you asked about it for some reason
>>45670653>We might someone that says something that sparks an idea in our technique building.We could do that just as well back home.>Someone that knows something about the Monkeys that helps in our training with Fourth Wise Monkey.Unlikely in a universe where all the summoners are dead and we aren't on the contract.>Sasuke gets some character growth.Doesn't need us to be here for that.>We learn something about Hinata that we can use.Our Hinata's too different for anything about this Hinata to matter to defeating her.>We learn something about Naruto that might be useful or something distracting that we can throw at out Naruto in a fight about seeing another path he could have taken.Laze has confirmed that our Naruto has already contacted his parents' chakra imprints and that hasn't swayed him, I don't think anything we see here will.
>>45670736>So, Naruto, since I'm here, do you have any cool Jutsu I could learn?>Well, there's the Rasengan.>Know it.>O-oh...well, how 'bout shadow clones?>Cool, but I don't have the chakra to use it like you do.>...I know just the thing.
>>45670684How killed them? was it Kakuzu?Do you have a vague plan for how long we are in here? or does how long it takes us influence the outside world more?
>>45670841Nope, just a couple of Cloud Chunin unexpectedly showing up on a missionA couple more threads at the absolute max
>>45670897Did Alt Kon get laid?
>>45671238>YetU fokin m8
>>45671238Has he gotten into the cooking alcohol?
>>45671285Such an event may only come when the stars align and the grand ritual may commence. At that moment, every Kon in every world will experience a synchronized devirginating, as finally, after much effort, he taps dat booty.The dream encapsulated in that moment will be passed along to the next generation of genin, and the next, and the next.Such is the life of a ninja.
I'd actually assume Tenten and Kurotsuchi at least would understand that something weird happened, because other-Kon will probably freak out when he learns his dad is dead in Kon Prime's universe. And that's a dead fucking giveaway even before Prime universe's ninja learn that he can't do rasengan, Impact release, or Sage Mode, and only has genin level abilities elsewhere.