Up in your tea room, you and Hisao play a leisurely post-teatime game of chess. Obviously, it’s not as relaxing as your teatimes with Lilly but at least you don’t feel the need to run away – not strongly anyways.Hisao actually isn’t bad at chess, you find. In no time at all you find yourself seriously immersed in the game.After the initial slaughter of pawns and the game begins in earnest, you find yourself in a position where you could take Hisao’s queen, but that would leave you open to a counterplay. Alternatively, you could try to lock him down more before trying to move in for a checkmate.What would Lilly d-Actually, you don’t know. If you could think like Lilly, you wouldn’t be… well, ‘you’.What would Akira d-She’d tear her opponent’s throat open with the sharp edge of the king’s crown. Not helpful.What will ‘you’ do?Yan [////______] Dere Charge! Death to the Queen! It’s a ploy. Play it safe.http://strawpoll.me/6875323
Kill the queen. Hisao can't into subtlety.
Let's take his strongest piece.We know we're a better chess player than him.
Let's test him. Take the queen. Worst case scenario, we found out he's smarter than he looks.
Alright, vote on strawpoll and converse here.Previous thread - as well as additional general information about this quest for newcomers, can be found at:http://pastebin.com/A5rrDFP7
Slaughter the false queen. Then jab her eye out with the actual queen piece. Then run off into the woods with Hisao, dropping spaghetti as we go.It's the only way.
>implying Hisao can thinkOf course that dumbass would leave his queen vulnerable. Not that we love him any less for it.
It's been a long time.>>45541220>[X] It’s a ploy. Play it safe.It didn't work in the game, it won't work here.
>>45541408But this isn't the game Sir Crunch. If it was, we wouldn't be willing to do what is necessary to keep our man from all the filthy harlots in the school.
>>45541220There is no way to play it safe; there are only ways to force others to play increasingly dangerously.Besides, if the bastard gets lippy I'm fairly sure the tea is hot enough to scald him, so there's some empathy checkmate as a last resort.
When the opportunity shows itself, I suggest we get the scarf off of Kenji's corpse.We can wash the blood off it and give it to Hisao as a gift, or keep it for our self and not wash the blood out.
>>45541432I've seen too many KY threads to overextend ourselves, even in a game of chess.
I'm with Fluff on this. play it cool.
>>45541576We don't want to appear too aggressive to Hisao.
I'm guessing this chess move, even though it's in a safe environment, will still affect our disposition in the yan-dere spectrum.
>>45541220On a semi off topic note, if anyone can link me to a .zip or dump of VN silhouettes of KS characters in general (and Akira Satou in particular) I may be willing to photoshop some original content in preparation before next week's content.Hell, I'll even entertain politely worded suggestions, just don't over do it to the point of derailing the thread pls.
>>45541612Put her next to Hitler at one of his rallies.
How could Hisao ever be subtle? He fucked a traumatized girl and didn't realize that the pinkbitch wanted to have a threesome all along, he's shit at reading context.
>>45541612You should be able to find everything here.http://g.e-hentai.org/g/525451/323264075c/
No time like the present. You’ve been playing defensively thus far so Hisao likely wouldn’t expect a surprise change of playstyles. You charge in and take Hisao’s queen. He had it covered and you lose a knight, then that touches off a flurry of plastic death.A little while later.“C-Check…mate…” You peep sheepishly.Hisao looks down to confirm it, then leans back and smiles.“Congratulations, Hana-WOAH.”He lurches forward. You lash about and find Lilly standing behind you, smiling pleasantly. Both of you were so immersed in the game that you didn’t notice.“That’s my little Hanako.” She beams and pats your head.You flush. Hisao looks surprised. “You know each other?”“That’s my line.”“…”Yan [////______] Dere Introduce them. Let them introduce you.http://strawpoll.me/6875530
>>45541698>[X] Introduce them.
>That's my little HanakoShe's trying to paint us as weak, push back
>>45541741We don't want to exhaust Hanako's small reserves of assertiveness. She'll fall apart if we push her.Besides, we already impressed Hisao by schooling him.
Let them introduce you.We gotta keep up the cute-shy demeanor, so when we break into his room and likely assault him sexually in his sleep, he'll be very pleasantly surprised.At least that's what I tell myself.
>>45541698>Let them introduce you.
>>45541741Good thinking brother!
>>45541698>[X] Introduce them.We don't want to seem like we're only capable of being assertive when nobody else is around. I don't like the idea of demonstrating some gumption during the chess match, then shrinking back into our shell the moment someone talks over us, even if it's Lilly.
if this quest doesn't at least have 1 rape scene, either with him raping us like in the game or reversing it and raping him instead, I will be very cross
>>45541849>Like in the gameShotsfired.mp4
>>45541641It's noq on the list, though honestly I'm wracking my brains to make it satisfying non-cliche-ed.A welcome challenge; appreciate the reply anon.>>45541652God damn it Crunch, couldn't you live down to the reputation for namefags being scum for even 3 seconds instead of contributing wholeheartedly?I-It's not like I appreciate it or anything, baka
>>45541905*now on the list
>>45541878yeah you're right we shouldn't have any fun, we should all be smiles and sunshine with consentual hand holding hidden behind spoiler tags
You fall silent, having exhausted a large part of your assertiveness in that game. It dawns on you, in that moment, that you seriously wanted to win. You wanted to make a good impression on this boy.You can feel the corners of you lips tugging up with satisfaction that you were successful.“My, my... I’m sure you know her already, but this is my friend, Hanako.” She pats your head.The warms of her soft fingers spreads into your hair. It’s a nice sensation.“Yeah. She and I are in the same class.”“Mutou’s, yes?” She puts a hand to her mouth and laughs. “He’s quite a character, isn’t he?”“He’s an alcoholic.”“That too.”
>>45541698[X] Let them introduce you.It's not that I don't want to take the initiative; it's that it's just better to have no one realise I've taken it when it mattered; after all, I don't wish Lilly any ill will and she's a creature of habit; why pull her from her comfort zone when it's so inconsequencial?
>>45542055Lilly settles herself down next to you. Apparently Hisao ran into her only a few minutes after you went with Yuuko yesterday. Well… that does save you the trouble of asking Lilly if anything interesting happened after you left…“I was surprised when you led me to the exact same room.” Hisao remarks. “I was starting to wonder if this place was some kind of club room.”“No, no. Nothing like that.” Lilly is the one doing most of the talking. “It’s just the two of us who come here… Well, perhaps one other but she isn’t a student.”As if called by those words, suddenly the air becomes cold and the tea leftover in your cups turns to blood. You and Lilly both notice.Yan [////______] Dere Go intercept Akira. Let Lilly go meet Akira.http://strawpoll.me/6875760
Looks like we left a good second impression on Hisao at the cost of not being there to see what his first impression of Lily was.
I don't see the harm in letting Akira join us.She might be able to give us better advice if she see the guy we're interested in.
>>45542323Hopefully we won't have to take...extreme measures
>>45542260>[X] Let Lilly go meet Akira.Must spend time with Hisao.
Akira wouldn't murder us yet... right?
>>45542260>http://strawpoll.me/6875760Our goal here is Hisao, not Akira. I'm all for Akira-waifu, but leaving Lilly alone with our man?HELL NAW. Let us take this time to charm our man.
too early to trust Lilly alone with Hisao. let one Satou intercept another.
>>45542260>Let Lilly go meet Akira.bye bye Lilly
>>45542449What? No, she likes us.
>>45542450That might be YOUR goal...
Honestly? It has to be better to have Akira walk in than to be stuck in some Sisyphean trial to keep it a secret from an incomprehensible engine of entropy and genocide.Yeah, let the ender of reason know we think he's kinda cute.
>>45542512He's a dumb, brainless, mop-headed boy with a broken heart. But he's OUR dumb, brainless, mop-headed boy with a broken heart.And anyone who gets between us and our broken boy will be broken.
>>45542260>[X] Let Lilly go meet Akira. For some reason I feel like meeting with Akira first might have its own benefit, but even still, we've already made one risky move in the past few minutes. We can afford to chill for a moment and play it a bit more safe for now, while also making sure we continue spending time with Hisao.
>>45542573ha ha well said
“L-Lilly…” You whisper. “M-maybe you s-s-should…” You stop. Of course, the appearance of an unexpected problem makes your stuttering redouble. And your embarrassment over it happening in front of Hisao makes it even worse. Lilly, however, takes your meaning and rises, smiling and straightening her collar.“Of course, it’s likely me whom she had business with anyhow.” She tips her fingers to the hem of her skirt and curtsies. “Pardon me.”She exits and Hisao looks to you in a state of obvious confusion. “That the third one?”“Y-yes… Lilly’s sister, Akira.”He lifts an eyebrow. “Lilly’s sister? What’s she like?”You pause, thinking of how to answer. “She….”Yan [////______] Dere There really isn’t a good way to describe her – you just sort of have to know her. She’s pretty like Lilly… but she dresses business-like. She’s a very… ‘direct’ person.http://strawpoll.me/6875902
>>45542671>[X] She’s a very… ‘direct’ person.Don't give him any ideas. Last time he took a shining to her 'business' style.
>>45542671We barely know the boy, perhaps best to avoid surprising him too much?
>>45542671We can't directly approve of Lilly.We think she's pretty, and I don't doubt Hisao thinks so too, but we can't be strengthening the idea.
[x] She's a very 'direct' personFirst one might make Hisao interested in her. Second one may also, don't want him fantasizing about her. Third one, play it safe.
>>45542671>>45542733>>45542741Yeah, lets keep the akira chatter to a minimum
>>45542671>[X] She’s a very… ‘direct’ person.Gives some information without it being necessarily positive or negative, thus ensuring we aren't dodging the question but aren't enticing him towards either Satou. Not that I'm under the impression Hisao might actually go for Akira anyway. Even if he tried, I'm fairly certain Akira would laugh at that.
>>45542844it's not Hisao going for Akira we should worry about. We have to avoid Akira a) going for Hisao for her own sake and b) helping Lilly get Hisao. The ideal situation would be if the Satous end up on our side but that's not something we can rely on until we have proof they can be trusted.
>>45542884However it is something we must work towards. We'll be unstoppable with Akira at our back and Lilly in the trenches.
“She’s a very… um…. ‘direct’ person.” You decide on. “It’s one of her better qualities. She’s really honest.” For both better and worse.Hisao seems satisfied with that, then leans back and takes a sip of his tea, then promptly spits it out.“W-What was that?!”“U-Um… Oh! That was a special new blend of tea! Um… Blood-tea! G-get it?”“Blood… tea?”“Yes! Blood-tea! It’s very blood-y! Ahahaha…”The conversation moves on to small talk.
>>45542922definitely. just saying we have to be careful and not let the blondies blindside us.
>small talkoh shit game over
>>45542884Honerstly?The thought of Akira pursing some unseen agenda of Lilly's is horrifying.Better to leave them with the problems of earning Hisao's affections than aid them by endorsing them.
What the fuck did Lilly put in the tea?Well, besides blood.
>>45542951Alright Akira, you got me on that one. Was not expecting you to follow through on that detail.
>>45542993Turning nearby tea into blood is just what Akira does now
Telling Hisao that Akira is like Lily would be a total lie and give the wrong impression.We should do that.
>>45543027oh sure, then Hisao starts thinking Akira is blind and one pantsless monkeydance later we have a dead Hisao.
>>45543051Sounds like a win.
>>45543051If he's dead then at least it will be easier to keep him to ourselvesTruly this is the best end
>>45543076I like how you think.
>>45543076He's of no use to us dead, or even brain dead.Maimed we could live with, but should be avoided if possible.
>>45542951Several hours later, you walk out into the contrasting dusk of Yamaku at sunset. Lilly never came back and you and Hisao completely lost track of time together.You discovered quite a bit about him – notably that you have similar reading tastes.It feels like time well-spent…You pause, looking over the lazy grounds.Still, that said, there are other matters you were going to attend to with said time.You did kind of blow off Miki yesterday after she went out of her way to be nice to you. Maybe you should try to make amends for that? Or at least get her Sesame-Street massacre tape. Might make a good present for Akira.Of course, you could follow after Lilly. It’s rare for her to just vanish like that – though you highly doubt she’s in any actual ‘danger’ as long as she’s with her sister.Yan [////______] Dere Find Miki and make amends.  Find Suzu and get a copy of the tape. Find Lilly and see what happened earlier.http://strawpoll.me/6876042
>>45543051I was hoping for the other way around, actually.Still sounds too risky now that mention it.
>>45543027>>45543051>>45543069>>45543076I didn't wait 4+ years just for you to decide defeatism can tie everything into a nice neat bow.No. Just no.
Is Miki into Hisao?She could be a useful ally
>>45543158Miki seems more into Akira. she could be an ally.
>>45543148>waiting over 4 years>for thisThanks, I needed that.
>>45543130>[X] Find Lilly and see what happened earlier.Gotta pick best girl.
>>45543169If she's into Akira then that makes her double useful, let's go for it
[X]Find Miki and make amendsI want to know if she has interacted with Lily's "brother" since last time.
Whaaaat? I thought Miki was into Hanako
>>45543176then why didn't you pick Miki?
[x] Find Miki and make amends - Assuming we are watching the thingy together, BRING HISAO. We must claim him as ours, continue the aggression, it can be like a date. A date, and a war..
Let's find Miki, the tape can wait.But Lilly's disappearance does bother me.
>>45543218It'll probably come back to bite us somehow
>>45543218Maybe they are discussing family matters. Is it too soon in the year for that?
>>45543199You funny guy.I kill you last.
>>45543130>[X] Find Miki and make amends.We've already put some effort into making an ally out of her and building a relationship - I see no reason to let that go to waste. Might as well keep working on that when we can.
>>45543256bring it, fluffy
>>45543237To be honest I have this gut feeling it's really going to, and will either result in a bad end eventually, or losing a potential ally. But owell. For the greater hnng.
>>45543218>But Lilly's disappearance does bother me."I heard the most lovely boy today. AKira, make him mine please""Isn't that the same boy Hanako was crushing on?""Yes, and?"
>>45543237If Lilly and Akira are conspiring, our interruption will only be a temporary setback if thatWe have to put our efforts elsewhere for now
>>45543176I forgot to mention this previously, but:Somehow I remembered your name, and as soon as I saw it, I recalled you as being an ardent Lilly fan. The fact that I can specifically remember this reminds me of just how much goddamn time I spent on KS threads a few years ago. As if the 440 files I have in KS pics folder that I collected back then wasn't enough indication.
>>45543175There, I said it. I feel much better. YOU WERE ALL THINKING IT rant.exe etc.
>>45543175Nigga I can't fault him on that one. I myself wasn't waiting for Akira trip's return per se, but I never unfriended him on Steam because I knew the day might come.Lo and behold.
You decide to make amends for yesterday. Miki’s loud and often obnoxious, but she has a good heart. You used to have a friend like that when you were little……A ‘friend’ who stood there and laughed at you when you were stuffed into a garbage bin after you went back to school after getting out of the hospital.…Feeling a panic-attack coming on from the memory, you bite the tip of your tongue. Hard. Hard enough to draw blood. The sharp pain slams your focus back into reality. Shaking your head, you set off towards the girl’s dorm.
Drink that blood, my dear Hanako. Consume it. Feed on it. Let it make you strong.
>>45543130>[x] Find Miki and make amends. A beginning is a very delicate time....Because:"A beginning is a very delicate time. Know then that it is the year 02,016. The Known Universe is ruled by etc"Keeping Miki onside when she thinks we're boywild with Akira (HA) is advantageous; even if we have to clear up misunderstandings later it's all good. Ignoring her invites her developing neuroses which we could do without.Going to Suze just is inviting her to stick a wedge between any us/Miki co-operation surely; keeping them onside together seems more fortutious.As for finding Lilly? Sounds good, but amounts to snubbing both Miki and Suzu. Nothing good comes from collapsing our already small social circle without proportionate advantage.
>>45543494Right, when I'm reading my own comment and struggling to understand it, that's when I know I've had enough to drink+urking only, no more voting : /
>>45543494>she thinks we're boywild with AkiraWe've traded that misunderstanding for another. Miki now knows we aren't with Akira, but still thinks she's Lilly's brother.
>>45543389It’s a warm evening and a lot of the girls are lounging about outside the dorms enjoying the weather.The girls’ dorm is an absolute ‘no boys allowed zone’ and in the distance you can see a trio of boy being chased down by girls wielding shovels sharpened to spears.Along the path, the there’s a group of girls, including Emi and Rin, who are busily using fixative to embalm Kenji’s corpse. Yamaku’s signature limbless duo are working on some sort of sign-necklace. Aparantly the idea is to make some sort of scarecrow from his body.You shrug.Miki’s height and boisterousness make her easy to pick out – she’s the one directing woodwork to make the stand.“U-Um… Miki?” You peep as you approach her.She turns and lifts an eyebrow. “Hey Hanako, odd to see you out in broad daylight. Sup?”“U-Um…” Feeling your cheeks flush, you bow. “I-I’m really sorry about yesterday Miki. A-and… to make it up to you, I-I-I’ll…” You flounder, thinking fast about what kind of peace offering you can make. “I’ll…”Yan [////______] Dere Take you to the Shanghai tonight! My treat! Hold my own movie night using those vacation tapes of the time Akira unleashed Slenderman!http://strawpoll.me/6876200
>>45543275I would, but I can barely see you!>>45543327I like to think I'm one of Lilly's biggest fans. Glad I left an impression.>440 filesIt's hard to give it up, isn't it?
>>45543594>[X] Take you to the Shanghai tonight! My treat!I don't think us going Yandere will be good to start with. I think it'll be better to keep Hanako as stable as possible.
Lilly could be taking Hisao to the Shanghai as we speakWe have to intercept
>>45543594>[X] Hold my own movie night using those vacation tapes of the time Akira unleashed Slenderman!We already know Miki likes to watch videos of terrible things happening to people in real life. This is right up her alley.
>>45543599>but I can barely see you!sounds about right for a Lillybro.
>>45543594Movie night. We can invite Hisao and not Lilly.Asking her to lunch might give her the wrong impression and if Lilly is there with Hisao, it might create a chance for Lilly to ruin our matchmaking attempt.
>>45543705Don't be jealous just because my girl has a route and yours doesn't.
[x] Take you to the Shangai tonight! My treat!Win Miki pointsIntercept LillyxHisai potential.Maybe run into Akira (Very low maybe)All in all, sounds good to me.>>45543327Only 440+? Ahahaha..haha..heh..I have a serious problem. Send help.
>>45543774and yet even without a route mine's endlessly more interesting, Fluffikins.
>>45543809You and I both know that's a lie and that Lilly is one of your favorites.
>>45543891one of, but still a far cry from the most
>>45543915I forget, what was her remuneration?
>>45543891How would it make you feel if I told you Lilly is my 5th favorite?Behind Suzu, and behind Akira.
>>45543891Lilly is second worst only to shizune
>played Katawa Shoujo for the first time last week when I was at home with 39,8°C (103,64°F) fever and slightly woozy>game drained me emotionally by reminding me of my last relationship (think Rin-route, but with more infidelity and no happy end)>feel empty after playing ALL THE ROUTES>come to /tg/, see this thread>be still, my beating heartI'll keep reading.
>>45543987Welcome to the thread. Make sure to check the Pastebin link Akira mentioned earlier in the thread to get up to speed on what the rules and goals are. Other than that, vote on the polls, chat with us about our options, and have a good time embracing insanity. Hisao will be ours. It's not a matter of if, it's just a matter of when and how.
>>45541220Friendly reminder to please put "quest" in the subject line next time OP. Have fun with your quest you faggots
“To make it up to you, let’s go to the Shanghai tonight! M-my treat!”Miki tilts her head, then laughs. “Heee… You know me well enough to know I’m never gonna pass up free food.” She lightly bobs your head with her stump. “Accepted. Let’s roll.”Together, the two of you leave Yamaku.“U-um… will we have time to get back before curfew?”Miki shrugs as if it were someone else’s problem.It’s odd, you going somewhere with Miki… Actually these last two days as a whole have been odd. Thinking about the oddities of the past two days, before you know it you’ve arrived down at the base village. You and Miki take your normal route to the Shanghai when something catches your eye.Staring transfixed into a shop window is a young girl, an albino with snow-white hair and red eyes. She’s too young to be a student… maybe she’s visiting a relative? Or looking at Yamaku to move to after she finishes middle school?Whatever the case, it’s dangerous for an albino to be out in direct sunlight. She must not know how to take proper care of herself yet. You should probably go warn her about that…Yan [////______] Dere H-hey, Miki, go ahead of me. I’ll catch up. (Ignore the white girl)http://strawpoll.me/6876370
>>45543494>>45543561Standing on the edge of being exactly drunk enough to buy something regretable off eBay, I can still spot the unintentional puns and innuendo.I lament this is not a marketable skill
OH BOY HERE WE GOCan't possibly turn bad if we chat up this here albino red-eyed girl, trust me
We took her out on this trip, we can't bail, as interesting as the white girl is
>>45544104aw shit it's Rika. best we take precautions.
>>45544104>[X] (Ignore the white girl)NOnonononononononononononono!So many red flags!
>>45544166Red flags are for losers.If we die tonight we do it proudly knowing we've ignored Miki and talked to Rika.Worst case scenario something worse than death, best case scenario we get an ally.I like those odds.
>>45544158>>45544166My memory fails me, did she show up last time?
>>45544212Nope. But Saki did.And we fucking butchered her like the two-bit whore she was.
>>45544212I'm not sure. I know Saki did and we fuckin murdered her.
H-hey, Miki..Why can't we take Miki along?Though we must meet albino mistress.. She likely is a herald of the elder ones. Or that's what I've been taught about albinos anyway.Either way, we need her. Probably. Doubtful. Shh..This'll probably kill us.
>>45544104Hmm.Without knowing much about her, we're disregarding "know your enemy and know yourself"; that's not good.But ignoring her brings not immediate negative consequence and perhaps affords us the chance to have someone else be the canary in the coal mine...(HELL YES IT WAS HARD NOT TO WRITE ON THE OTHER HAND AND REFERENCE IT TO MIKI)
>>45544190>>45544212I don't think it's Rika. Hanako said she was too young to be a student.>>45544253HEY!
>>45544253>>45544254I vaguely remember that, pic related.
>>45544104>[X] H-hey, Miki, go ahead of me. I’ll catch up.It's not like we're ditching her completely, and we already promised free food. I don't think Miki has any reason to be upset if we stop for a few minutes to meet a new person and be nice to someone. Beyond that, if she's shown up, that almost certainly means she's another moving piece on the large scale game board that is this quest, and the more we know about everyone involved, the better.
>>45544312OhTotally missed that, I need to have my midnight coffeeIt could be time-travelling Rika thoughOr a relativeOr, y'know, somethingEither or, this person has been brought to our attention and must be examined thoroughly status immediately
maybe it's Ilya, come to help us rid the board of competition.
>>45544367OH SHIT that makes sense you're a geniusBut she only wants the (s)HeroAnd then she could have an even stronger ally
>>45544367>>45544391If she is looking for her dad she is in the wrong route. Unless Emi is a mage killer in this route too.
>>45544467Wait, Lilly's pretty into the whole arcane arts thingy. Could be she wants to get into with the Satous.
“H-Hey, Miki?” You catch your friend’s attention. “I… um… G-go on ahead. Igottagodosomething. I’ll catch up.”She shrugs. “Long as you get there before the bill comes, it’s good. But if you stand me up I’ll gonna sell your organs for collateral.” She addends with a vicious grin.Akira would totally fuck her.Departing from your friend’s side, you head over to the small girl and catch her attention by shading her face with your hand.“U-um… excuse me… B-but you really shouldn’t be out in direct sunlight. It’s dangerous for you.” You give what you hope is a sincere smile.She tilts her head as if not understanding, then suddenly she starts laughing. Earnest, jovial laughter as if she’s just heard a funny joke. “That’s sweet of you, Oneechan.” She speaks at last – sounding very refined. “But… it’s alright for me. My body doesn’t work quite like you seem to think it does.”You follow her gaze into the shop, a China shop. “What are you doing here?”“I’m looking for something… It doesn’t seem to be here, though…” She makes a complex expression – something like knowing resignation, something that looks too sorrowful on a child.“Looking… for something?”Regaining herself, she turns back to you and smiles broadly. “Do you know the legend of the First Tea Set?”
Wow akira is aliveeven fluff is here
>>45544556OH SHIT. IT IS. >>45544367
>>45544556HERE WE GO
>tea setOH FUUUUCKKKK
>>45544556>Akira would totally fuck her.So would I, Hana. So would I.Also, HOLY SHITTITS
>>45544556>“Do you know the legend of the First Tea Set?”
>>45544556>“Do you know the legend of the First Tea Set?”Do we know about the tea set.Do WE know about the tea set.OH YOU SWEET SUMMER CHILD, WE KNOW ALL ABOUT THE TEA SET.Except how to get it.
>>45544556>Akira would totally fuck her.make it so
EVERYONE BATTEN DOWN THE HATCHES
>>45544556SMALL CHILD IF YOU HAVE INFORMATION REGARDING THIS TEA SET, I WOULD very much appreciate it if you could provide that, thank you.
>>45544751Can we somehow contact Ilya? Ask her to tell us directly about the FIRST TEA SET?
>>45544785I don't know man, but if we could get this kid's phone number and call her later after our Miki hangout - assuming it would take her more than a moment to explain this legend - that'd be awesome. That tea set will be ours one day, I swear it. And Hisao. He will also be ours. Look, we'll just say that one day we'll be with Hisao drinking from the tea set and consolidate the goals.
>>45544556"...I Um... I know um... W-whatever is that?"
>>45544556Vexed, you shake your head at the girl’s words. She smiles.“You’re a kind girl, Oneechan. So I’ll tell you something good.” She closes her eyes as if preparing to give a university lecture. “The First Tea Set was the porcelain tea set used in the first ever tea ceremony almost a thousand years ago. It was imbued with all the era’s ritual power of forming bonds… According to legend, it’s a skeleton key – capable of unlocking any girl’s route. Even girls who don’t have routes in the main game. That’s why I wanted it…”She looks off to the side with a pained expression. “I heard it was here and came to investigate. But either it isn’t here or there’s some kind of condition which needs to be fulfilled for it to manifest.”She sighs.You feel faint as you try to process the horrific reality-distorting power of such an item. A weapon which could make even a side-girl a viable route… What sort of-“Hey Hey! Hanners!” A boisterous voice interrupts you and you turn to see Akira heading down the street.The girl practically jumps behind you before suddenly relaxing. Akira notices. “Something on my face?”“You… look like someone I don’t like…”Akira just laughs. “I get that all the time. Just the other day I got jumped by this guy who thought I looked like his ex.” She pulls out a pair of blood-splattered glasses and sticks her tongue out.
>>45544859Man, I been looking for this tea set for what, four years now? I'm starting to think that maybe, just maybe, *we* are the tea set?
>>45544896>“I heard it was here and came to investigate. But either it isn’t here or there’s some kind of condition which needs to be fulfilled for it to manifest.”FIRST TEA SET ONE TRUE HOLY GRAIL CONFIRMED
>>45544896>According to legend, it’s a skeleton key – capable of unlocking any girl’s route. Even girls who don’t have routes in the main game. That’s why I wanted it…”OF COURSE, IT ALL MAKES SENSE!
>>45544896>But either it isn’t here or there’s some kind of condition which needs to be fulfilled for it to manifestWHAT CONDITION!?WHAT IS THE GODDAMNED CONDITION!?TELL US YOU LITTLE SACK OF JAILBAIT!
>>45544896Saki route soon?>>45544902>*we* are the tea set?
>>45544896perfect! let's take Akira to meet Miki! >>45544977fuck no, Miki route.
>>45544896>According to legend, it’s a skeleton key – capable of unlocking any girl’s route. Even girls who don’t have routes in the main game.OHHHH SHITFUCKI DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO I WOULD VOTE FOR MAN, THAT'S TOO MUCH POWER
>>45544977>>45544986You aren't thinking far enoughAnyone can have a routeAnyoneANYONE
I think we've been trixed, boys..This was a ruse.
>>45545015Akira routeThat has to be where the true end lies
>>45544896As Akira does some kind of pantomime with her murder trophy, you hear a reluctant sigh. Then a giggle.“Bye-bye, Oneechan.”When you look back to the girl, she’s gone. Not a trace of her anywhere around. What on Earth…Akira just whistles.Yan [/////_____] Dere Akira, what are you doing here? AAAAH! I HAVE TO GET BACK TO MIKI!http://strawpoll.me/6876734
>>45545051Yes, we can even have an Akiratrip route
>>45545070Okay this is a hard one, we haven't spent all that much time so we shouldn't be too bad off but who knows how long Akira's antics might take?Plus if we head straight for Miki Akira might follow.
we can't forget about Miki! if we don't go to the shanghai now I'm pretty sure we'll make Miki into an enemy.
>>45545082I-It's not like I'll write because I w-want to or anything! B-Baka!
AAAH. MIKI NOW.Bring Akira for sexitimes.AkiraXMiki confirmed
>>45545070>[X] AAAAH! I HAVE TO GET BACK TO MIKI!I hate not spending time with Akira, but we got obligations, yo. Goddamn, we've had almost nothing but tough choices today. Like playing the strategy layer of XCOM, man. Too many good options. Which is excellent.
>>45545121I love you akiratrip <3
>>45545070>[X] AAAAH! I HAVE TO GET BACK TO MIKI!We can't blow her off twice, that'll just be a dick move.
>>45545099>Akira might follow.this is what we want imo.
>>45545197If we get Miki chasing Akira's tail, she won't be going for swaggermaster - and we know Akira, making Miki our ally. Plus, I don't think Akira will say no to a girltoy.
>>45544896It'll be fine. I'm fine. Pick someone else. Waha~.No, I mean it. I'm ok. Let someone else have the limelight for a while.Stop worrying about me already.
>>45545258shut up misha you lardass
>>45545299Nice roast bro
As reality sets into you, you suddenly realize that Miki is still waiting for you at The Shanghai, and standing her up twice in one night would likely spell a brutal death for you.“AAAAAAAAAAAHHH AKIRAIMSORRYBUTTHISTIMEIREALLYDOGOTTOGODOSOMETHING!”You take off with speed like a hound and don’t stop running until you reach the Shanghai. Mercifully, Miki was in the middle of a barfight, beating someone to death with a singing rubber fish and hadn’t even ordered yet.Safe… For now.
>>45545477that's my girl.
>>45545477Aww, Akira doesn't seem to be following us.Probably.Maybe.
I've never seen someone spaghetti so hard.
The next morning, you awaken exhausted – you didn’t get anywhere near enough sleep. You and Miki got back late. She was prepared to kill the security guard but thankfully someone else had already done that. So you just called it a night.You yawn and stretch out. You’ve been doing a lot of running lately.Because of your… circumstances yoHANAKOHANAKOTOILETMONSTERHANAKOHANAKOOSCARTHEGROUCHHANAKOHANAKOSEWERMONSTER- you stab your leg with a nearly letter-opener. The emotions start to flow out of you with the blood. You compose yourself.Because of your circumstances it’s easy for you to skip class. Should you?Yan [/////_____] Dere Skip class. Go to class.http://strawpoll.me/6876935
>>45545674>[X] Go to class.Hisao will be there.
>>45545674We could skip class and do something productiveOr we could go stare at our manOf course, if we don't go to class Hisao will worry, and seeing as he's stupid he'll find us mysteriousBut if we go to class he might go out of his way to spend time with usIf he doesn't, we'll feel like shit thoughAnd either way, we still have Lilly
>>45545674just a minor wound, no biggie. to class we go.
>>45545721Now that I think about it, we also have Miki in class, which could be good. Class sounds like a good idea overall.
[x] SkipWe can't get Hisao in class, we'll learn nothing, and we'll be stuck with hundreds of people. Literally hundreds.Let us take the blood we have spilt and feast upon it, go to the library, hopefully our books have arrived. We will gain great power this way.
>>45545769OH SHIT YOU'RE RIGHT there could easily be some great benefits in the library as well and Hisao will come to the library later pretty much 100%
going to class in our condition has a risk of spaghettying over something minor later on, but skipping class might cause us to miss some big developments. would be bad if we skip and find the stuco's twin claws burrowing into our hubby-to-be.
We must get the hisao
>tfw Hisao refuses to be with a retard who can't even attend class
>>45545833Retard? We know more than any of those mere mortals who attend the class for the weak minded. Hisao attends this class too. We prey on his weak minded mop head.
>>45545674>[X] Skip class.I'm not normally one to pick an option like this, but let's face it, we're exhausted from a lack of sleep. If we go to class we can see Hisao, sure, but we're also likely to make a fool out of ourselves due to sleep deprivation; probably won't look too good either. Best that we save our appearances for when we're at our best.
Hi-ho. Hi-ho. It’s off to school you go.You slap a bandage over your wound and hide a box-cutter in your sleeve so that you can duck into the restroom and administer a second dose if need be.Class unfolds in its normal manner. Hisao greets you before anyone else. And doesn’t say mean things to you. It’s nice. Mutou starts his lecture.“…The moral of the story is that in the field of science, a lot of the greatest discoveries are the ones which happen by accident. I remember back when I was still in undergrad, my PI was working on this revolutionary new ADHD treatment. We got our first test subject when an aristocrat volunteered his daughter because of her fidgeting problems. However, when we tested the compound on her, she developed severe psychosis and violent sadomasochistic tendencies. Also it turned her eyes red for some reason. The U.S. military is now researching its use as a supersoldier serum, though I don’t think they’ve ever had any successes as dramatic as their first. I forget what happened to her. She did stop fidgeting at least, so I think we just gave her back to her parents.” He sighs in fond recollection, then turns to you.“Hanako, what other scientific advances have happened by accident?”Yan [/////_____] Dere PCR DNA replication. The Haber-Bosch Process. Television.http://strawpoll.me/6877063
>>45546054Okay so clones, ammonia or entertainment mediaUh
>>45546054Shooting blind here.I know that Silly Putty was discovered by accident.
“P-PCR DNA Replication?” You answer.Mutou smiles. A horrifying, pale grimace which could frighten small children. “Correct, Hanako! PCR-DNA Replication was discovered by a Swiss Biochemist who was messing around in his laboratory on an acid-trip. Well done.”You smile and glance automatically to Hisao, who shoots you a thumbs-up. A warm feeling spreads through you. Looks like you won't be needing that box-cutter after all.…Wait.Why… was your first reaction to see what he thought?
it's a good thing that normal schools don't send random trivia questions to students who probably have bad anxietyat least i think so, i know my college doesn't and i think my high school didn't
All right case closed all other girls pack it in, we won
>>45546329your school a shit
>>45546329My teacher used to ask lots of easy questions to the shy kids to encourage them to participate more.Mutou may just have different ideas about what questions are 'easy'.
>>45546054>[X] PCR DNA replication.Guys, we need to work on Hanako, she's going nuts.
>>45546253Lunch releases you all and you head to the Tea Room. Surprisingly, you find Lilly already there, wearing an expression that’s hard to read.“Oh… Hanako, is that you?”Is… she mad about you not checking in on her yesterday? If so, that’s a problem. You can’t buy Lilly with food the same way you can Miki.No. No. Wait. Calm down Hanako, First, find out what it is you’re being accused of.“Um… W-What happened yesterday?”Lilly sighs. “Well, my father had an accident. So his company is being liquefied. Akira came over to tell me about all that.”“W-What sort of accident?”“Mmm… based on what Akira said, he accidentally stabbed himself forty-four times with a pair of scissors, accidentally smashed his head through a window, accidentally sawed his throat open on the broken glass, and accidentally carved the word ‘Rache’ on his own chest.” She sips her tea. “He always was clumsy.”...Silence.Then Lilly breaks out into a broad smile. “But because of that, Akira’s moving to Yamaku so we can support each other better!” Ecstatic, she hugs you. “Akira’s coming here!”[Part 2 End]
>>45546465OHHHH MYYYY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
>>45546465THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY (Hanako's) LIFE
>>45546465thanks for another excellent adventure
>>45546465Good or Bad is hard to tell at this moment.But this sure sounds like fun!
This is....Uber voodoo bullcrap.So...now we can grab Miki points. All of them.
>>45545796So what was this about?Could the Tea Set be in the dere path?
>>45546465[Nervous Giggling Intensifies]Thanks for the run, Akira. Just like old times.See you next week!
>>45546553Tea is commonly associated with the EnglishThe English are well-known as a calm and collected people who have never done anything wrongErgo, to get the Tea Set we must become British, that is, dere
And that's our show, folks.Archives and introduction are on my pastebinhttp://pastebin.com/A5rrDFP7Remember to thumbs-up on sup/tg/ if you like and spread the word about the ways of the yandere.See y'all next week.
>>45546590I still love you akiratrip <3
>>45546611B-but that's forbidden love!
>>45546465Ohhhhhhh lord. I don't know if this is good or bad, but things are definitely going to get interesting around here. >>45546590Can I stop for a moment to compliment you on the details you put into this stuff? Beyond gags like Hisao's tea also turning into blood like Hanako's and Lilly's, I like that you specifically reminded us that Hanako is insane in her own particular way with the leg-stabbing scene. Helps keep us grounded in the proper mindset, I think. Excellent thread as always, man. See you soon.
>>45546651I'd even get a trip for you~
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Katawa%20YandereThread is at the bottom if you'd like to vote for it, which I hope y'all will.
Thank you Akira-tan for the great thread, I'm sorry I could not make last week, I got the day wrong. But tonight..tonight was a glorious night. Heres to many glorious more.
Hope everyone has a good week until next time! And if you're reading this in the archive, hello future people, hope your week after this post was good as well!
Sure glad you dodged the filter so people who don't like you have a way to find you and shit up your thread anyway.
>>45546982Why would I want to stop it? The ire of an idiot is praise.
>>45544556Holy fucking shit I have waited four years for that fucking tea set.of course this is likely a bad ned incoming
>>45547384>bad nedAh, the memories.I miss Wheatley.
>>45546465well fugit's fantastic to have you back Akira, both of you
>>45547537we can always resurrect him
Shit, missed the thread. Still, good show and take care, Akira.
>>45546054>However, when we tested the compound on her, she developed severe psychosis and violent sadomasochistic tendencies. Also it turned her eyes red for some reason.The birth of Akira.
>>45544896>Just the other day I got jumped by this guy who thought I looked like his ex.” She pulls out a pair of blood-splattered glasses and sticks her tongue out.She killed Shiki!