After a few days of fuming, you return to your old self, and continue your campaign of evil. You continue to press the local farms and ranches for tax, which they offer without resistance now, but the time has come to take the next big step in domination. Namely, the nearest city. It is a large and bloated beast, home to paupers as well as rich landowners. The only thing holding you back is the size of it's guard, and the magic warding off invaders.It is not at all uncommon for cities to pay powerful mage circles or even churches to cast powerful defensive magic. They do not provide absolute defense, but you and Vanessa would find it terribly difficult to enter the city without employing bombastic means. As such, you must decide how to approach this new problem.Vanessa, in all her naivete, reccommends simply demolishing the ward with your most powerful abilities. This would no doubt damage the city, but would allow you yourself to join in the melee. Duncan, true to his nature, advises subterfuge and sabotage. This will take quite some time, and if Duncan is caught he will likely be killed or captured. Marigold, perhaps out of turn, recommends sending the minions in, but does also advise gaining more minions. This too, would take time. >Charge in yourself>Send in Duncan>Send the minions>Recruit more minions>Other
>>45420538>OtherWe're EVIL, remember? And we control the farms in the area? Starve them out, bruh.
>>45420538>chapter 2>no link to chapter 1cmon m8.
>>45420538>Recruit more minionsWe need more, better capable minions if we want to take this city.Farmers and traders with a guard or two is one thing, an entire city full of well trained guards and mages is another. Our minions will get slaughtered, and although we could probably take them, it probably would be more trouble than we'd want. We need to build up a more capable force.
Also, big cities are bound to have a lot of poor people sick of the way things are. Once we roll in, we can rule up the lower class to revolt and possibly join our cause, promising a change in the system, and offering power, food, shelter, etc.Just a thought, well need more foot soldiers if we really want to go big.
>>454207034chan has built-in retention archive now. You can archive it too if you wish>>45397087
>>45420733I didn't know that, thank you!
Also, it looks like we're starving the city unless we get more votes, so I'll start writing and see if anything pops up before I'm done
>>45420812I voted for recruit more minions. Can't we do both? Since starving to takes time and they probably have reserve food.
>>45420622You decide that, rather than traditional violence, you will employ a tactic as old as time. You send a message to all local growers and suppliers, informing them to refuse shipping their goods out for the time being. They agree, though it will be a hard time to be sure they follow your word, even under threat of violence. You'll have to have Duncan rotating surveillance around the clock.You also have Vanessa keep an eye on the main roads into the city, just to keep you informed of anyone trying to smuggle food in. In the meantime, you decide to build up your troops a bit more.>Hire a Necromancer (Loyalty will be shaken)>Call a Demon Temp Agency (They will be hard to control)>Hire mercenaries (They will demand high pay)>Other
>>45420913>Hire a Necromancer (Loyalty will be shaken)Things are about to get spooky
>>45420913>Call a Demon Temp Agency
>>45420913>Call a Demon Temp Agency (They will be hard to control)We can manage to control them eventually. If they're too unruly we can fire them.Also, maybe recruit from the city?Announce that those who don't wish to die from starvation or by the tip of your blades, are free to join your ranks.The condition is they have to offer us a head of a family member or someone close to them, to prove that their loyalty now lies with us and not their city or family.
>>45421013That is good, I'll support.
>>45420996>>45421013You break out your trusty Rolodex of Darkness, and flip through various cards you've attained over the years before stopping and picking out one for a temp agency known for it's quick and friendly customer relations.You establish a psychic connection to the fourth level of hell, and wait for an answer. Soon, you have it."Thank you for calling Mourningstar: Employment Opportunities. If you are calling to set up a meeting, think of the first aspect of the daemon prince Volgoth now. If you are calling to speak about potentially hiring a demon or devil to serve under you, think of the second-" You do. "Please hold while we connect you to an agent." Music begins playing in your head. An old diddy from when you were just a boy, torturing animals for fun. It really brings you back.>Enjoy it calmly>Sing along>Other
>>45421198>Enjoy it calmlygotta keep up appearances.
>>45421198Enjoy it calmly
>>45421198>Enjoy it calmlyYou should get a twitter so we know when you're running this.
>>45421198>sing alongCome on guys, this isn't a no fun allowed zone
>>45421228Haha, this is good, seconding this.
>>45421274>this isn't a no fun allowed zoneYet. I think we should turn the city into one after we're done with it.
>>45421238You sit back in your desk chair and tap your finger to the beat of the song. You catch yourself humming as well, but after only thirteen hours on hold, you are finally connected."Good evening sir, madam, or ethereal entity, my name is Chris and I'll be your medium to the nine hells tonight. I understand you're interested in one of our service packages." You agree, and tell him you'll only need them for about a week. "I see, and you'll be using them for what exactly?" Evil invasion of course. "Perrrfect, just need to fill in the paperwork here. Can I interest you in our platinum program this evening? For just a few souls more we'll include Sh'krz'nah the Demonic Empress of avarice." You don't need anything that fancy. "Okay then, what sort of demon were you looking for?">Something intimidating>Something powerful>Something flashy>Just order a couple hundred imps with shortswords>Other
>>45421330>Other"Hellhounds, lots of them. And a trainer of course."
>>45421330>Something flashyObviously the superior choice.
>>45421330>Something flashyEnsure we get the flashiest, most swole package they can offer.
>>45421365How about this, with the flashy?Flashy hell hounds that can do neat tricks while they devour the weak
>>45421406Do they even lift?
>>45421406Of course, with the flashiest trainer they have
>>45421382Awaken my Masters!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUhVCoTsBaM
>>45421374>>45421382"Gooot it. Okay we've got both Succubi and Incubi, and unfrotunately due to, shall we say, 'complications', it's not advised to use them both simultaneously. They do just as they suggest, they'll seduce mortals and either devour their immortal souls or force them to bend to your will. Which would you like?">Succubus (Will work on most men and some women)>Incubus (Will work on most women and a surprising amount of men)>Send both, we can handle them>Other
>>45421419[spoiler ] ____Yes [/spoiler]
>>45421500>>Incubus (Will work on most women and a surprising amount of men)I think most of our minions are men, so let's not get Succubi.
>>45421500>SuccubusMost resistance will come from men, anyway.
>>45421500>Send both, we can handle themWhat could POSSIBLY go wrong?
>>45420538>tfw the best RD Marshal is Zelgius
>>45421500>Incubusgonna get Duncan all flustered
>>45421588You ask for the Incubus package. Chris finishes up filling out the paperwork, and tells you your temp will arrive first thing in the morning. You thank him, and cut the connection. That done, you decide to turn in and catch up on sleep before beginning the next phase of your campaign. True to Chris' word, a trio of tall, muscular, nearly hearless from the neck down men are standing idly in your breakfast nook when you come down for a bagel and coffee the next morning. As you enter, the three of them turn, and smile with teeth so perfect you'd think they were carved by jewelers. They each extend a hand in greeting, and you shake them in sequence."Thank you for the opportunity, sir. Should we get started right away, or would you like us to wait for now?" >"Get to the city and get to work.">"Stick around for now, I'll need you on the big day.">Other
>>45421723>"Get to the city and get to work."Also, can we do >>45421013Since it got some support too?
>>45421723Get to work in the city You can't fatten the pig on the day on the market Gotta make prep, we are starving them, time to sow discord and reduce numbers.
>>45421723>>"Get to the city and get to work."Also do the whole recruitment thing.
>>45421723>"Get to the city and get to work."
>>45421803The three demons give you a sexy thumbs up, and make their way out of the kitchen. As they walk, their nude bodies warp and become clothed in expensive silk and satin, until they resemble minstrels and merchants. You suspect they must be old hands at this game. When they round the corner, you see one of the minions peeking through the door frame. You ask him what the matter is, and he enters awkwardly."Er, well you see, my dark lord, there's a bit of trouble in the training hall. Without Vanessa to keep an eye on her, and without Duncan to coach, Marigold has gotten a bit... carried away with training.">"Rub some dirt in it, we've got a lot to do.">"Bring her to me.">Go to the training hall>OtherI'll do the recruitment
>>45421976>Go to the training hallAlso, thanks OP for doing this again.
>>45421976>"Bring her to me."Ask for an explanation. If she cannot offer one that's satisfying, break her wrist to send a message. Her left wrist, she needs her right one to swing a sword or something, whatever.
>>45421976>>Go to the training hall
>>45421976>Go to the training hallSee what exactly is going on. The minions should learn to toughen up and take a beating, but we can't let Marigold get TOO carried away, it'll be hard to take over a city if our minions are already too beat up to fight before the fight even begins
>>45421976>Go to the training hall
>>45422009You follow the minion down to the training hall and enter with all the nobility you can. You spot Marigold on the ground, being held by two of the other minions. She doesn't seem to be resisting, only staring at the stone floor depressingly. You ask what happened, and one of the minions still standing answers."Well, we were just doing some sword drills, and Greg nicked her cheek on accident. All of a sudden she went nuts and attacked him full force." You ask which one of them is Greg. "Well that's the thing. None of us are Greg anymore." You rub your temple and tell them to just tell you where Greg is. The minion points in five different directions. "There, there, over there, up there, and I think that's his genitals by your foot there." You step to the side.Marigold seems genuinely guilty about what she's done, but this isn't something you can allow to happen every week.>Talk to her alone>Single her out in front of everyone>Talk to them as a group>Other
>>45422186>Talk to her aloneRemind her of what she is here for, if she does this again we may dock her pay.
>>45422186>>Single her out in front of everyone
>>45422186>Talk to her alone
>>45422186>OtherKill her slowly, make an example out of her for the other minions.
>>45422221You tell the others to leave the room, and they do so gladly. You hear one or two whispers as they go, but ignore it for now, and approach Marigold on the ground. She doesn't stand, so you decide to sit beside her. You reach out and pat her on the back, asking what went wrong."I'm sorry, boss. I just lost my temper." Losing your temper is one thing, it's another thing entirely to rip a man into chunks. "You don't understand! You don't know what it's like to live your whole life expected to be a demure little girl, and get married to some rancher's son because there's no other choice. It's only since I've been working for you that I can be myself. The truth is..." Marigold turns her tearful eyes up to you. "I just love killing! I love it so much sir! Is that so wrong!?" She rests her head on your arm and begins weeping softly. "I can't change who I am! I just want to murder things! Don't you understand!?"Part of you does. The evil part, which is most of the parts. You awkward rub her bicep to try and comfort her, before realizing what you're doing and standing back up. Marigold falls over a bit, but catches herself before sitting up and wiping her nose."Are you gonna fire me, boss?">"No, just control yourself from now on.">"No, but I am going to whip you a few dozen times.">"I'm afraid we can't afford to risk you repeating this mistake.">Other
>>45422505>"No, but I am going to whip you a few dozen times."KinkyAnd isn't she supposed to be blind now?
>>45422505>"No, but I am going to whip you a few dozen times."
>>45422505>>"No, but I am going to whip you a few dozen times."In front of the men. The. Your doing latrine duty. Then after you do that for a solid month maybe you get to go on a raid or two. But only if you control yourself outside the battlefield.
>>45422505>"No, but I am going to whip you a few dozen times."discipline must be enforced, and show that there is a penelty for killing each otherwe are also recruiting, so now we are 1 minion down, which aint good
>>45422528Venessa healed her, it took two seconds. I'm sure I wrote it in the last thread, but if I didn't I'm sorry
>>45422505>"No, just control yourself from now on."
>>45422505>otherExplain to her that there will be plenty of opportunities for killing and murder, and evisceration, and decapitatation and bludgeoning. But not in the training hall.
>>45422505>"I can't change who I am! I just want to murder things! Don't you understand!?">Oh boy, here I go killing again.
>>45422528>>45422567You are straight with Marigold, and she seems to understand. You summon the others back in, and have them prepare the whipping post. It's not a fancy whipping post, what with gold trim and jewels encrusted into the base, but it's been with you for many years and you can't part with it.You choose a piece that will leave light marks, but get the point across, and have the minions tie Marigold topless to the post. No sense ruining a shirt over a little killing.Welcome to Lee Carvallo's Whipping Challenge. Might I suggest firm but gentle?>Feather touch>Firm but Gentle>This hurts me more than it hurts you>I don't want to have to do this again>We're both gonna be sore tomorrow>Power Drive
>>45422923>I don't want to have to do this againWe aren't going for hamburger back, or the 88 lashes her but she will be screaming in pain.Can't be showing favouritism.
>>45422923>This hurts me more than it hurts youLevel, but say>This hurts you more than it hurts me
>>45422923>>We're both gonna be sore tomorrow
>>45422923>Power DriveWe're gonna whip it until our arms hurt.
>>45423021Esdeath is best girlMine need not apply
>>45422923>Firm but Gentlec'mon it was just one kill
>>45422923>I don't want to have to do this again
>>45423021>>45423056justice best girl!
>>45422923>This hurts me more than it hurts you
>>45422923>>This hurts me more than it hurts you
>>45422923>firm but gentleNo need to go too far. Encourage better behaviour, not sow seeds of malcontent.
>>45423093I disagree with your decent but not Patrician level tastes.But it could be worse, you could've picked Akame.
>>45423021Just want everyone to know I'm literally scrolling as I wait to find out if I'm literally dying of hypothermia with no ambulances or supplies close enough to save me and I'm still not going along with chain letter pump shit
>>45423156>I'm literally scrolling as I wait to find out if I'm literally dying of hypothermia with no ambulances or supplies close enough to save meI hope this is a joke
>>45422995You bring back the leather length of the whip and let Marigold know that this will be a lesson to not just her, but to the others as well. The other minions seem nervous about that. You bring your arm forth, then flick your wrist as the perfect moment to leave a mean scratch across Marigold's back, as well as produce a satisfying crack that echoes through the hall. Marigold shrieks, and the minions flinch. You repeat this five more times, until she is heaving and groaning. The marks are very well placed, if you do say so yourself. Seems you've still got that artistic flare from your youth. You wait for Marigold to recover a little, and suddenly she seems to speak, though her voice it ragged."Th-thank you sir...may I... have another...."Cheeky.>One more>Lesson learned>Other
>>45422995Seconding this.Also does this seem a bit Magical Realm-y to anyone else? Whipping a topless teenager in front of a crowd of onlookers?
>>45423253>>One moreLesson learned. Now it's fun time.
>>45423253>>OtherFind a whore to do that, this is punishment, not pleasure.
>>45423253>Lesson learnedWhat would the minions think of us if we obliged
>>45423253>one moreI mean she did ask. It's only fair.
>>45423329But make sure it hurts.
>>45423253>One moreNah, fuck that. Five more. We'll whip the backtalk out of her.
>>45423257And ruin a perfectly good shirt?Do you you wanna be the guy who has to fill out all the requisition forms to get her a new one?
>>45423298You bring back your arm and let loose another lashing. Marigold shrieks again, and the minions shrivel up, sucking air through their teeth in sympathy. You wait for Marigold to respond."Th-thank you sir...may I...have..."You can't help but admire tenacity. But perhaps this has gone on long enough. You might do permanent damage if you continue.>One more>That's enough>Other
>>45423470>One moreNo more backtalk
>>45423470>>That's enoughNow go to the infirmary. After you recover I might teach you.
>>45423470>that's enoughI think if we do any more it'll cross from discipline into "discipline"
>>45423470That's enough. No sense maiming a capable berserker.
>>45423470>That's enoughGet dressed and back to training
>>45423470>enough We are waisting time here.
>>45423514You roll up the whip and tell the minions to untie her. They rush to do so, and wrapping her in a clean sheet before walking her to the infirmary as a group. Perhaps they'll bond over the whole ordeal. As they walk, you start to feel slight concern. The marks will scar and make her all the stronger, but she is quite useful, and this will undoubtedly put her out of commission for the coming attack.>Give her a drought for the pain>Give her a healing potion (rare)>Let her stew in her own muck>Other
>>45423470>two moreFucking smart ass.
>>45423671Draught for the pain
>>45423671>Let her stew in her own muck for a day>Give her a drought after a dayWe want her to understand, Don't be a dumbass but we NEED her for the battle.
>>45423671>>Let her stew in her own muckCan't show preferential treatment.
>>45423671> give her the d(rought)
>>45423671Leave her out of this one. Those incubi ought to put enough work in.
>>45423671>Give her a drought for the painSo she can fight through the upcoming battle, when she is needed. How goes recruitment efforts?We need more minions.
>>45423704this right here
>>45423704You decide to let her enjoy the reminder of her mistakes for one day, and administer something to ease the pain tomorrow, to help her recover in time. Until then, you decide to send a minion incognito to the city you'll be attacking, to deliver a message of hope to the masses. Any who side with you during the attack will be given preferential treatment. Those who do not resist will not be killed. Any who join you willingly now may spare their families as well. It won't work quickly, but it will work.A few more days come and go. The incubi report that things are going well. They have wormed their way into the hearts of the local women by posing as performers and rich aristocrats. One of them is even sticking it to the mayor's wife and daughter at the same time, though neither of them are aware of it. Things are looking quite good on the roads as well. Vanessa has burned every trader and smuggler she's been able to encounter, and though some goods are still making it into town, the people are clamoring for something to be done. Unfortunately, the emergency storage in the city is holding quite strong, so starvation doesn't seem to be any sort of immediate threat.>Have Duncan burn the food surplus>Leave things as they are, and keep him busy monitoring the farms>Other
>>45423898>Have Duncan burn the food surplusBurninate it.
>>45423898Wait a week or two until all who will side with us have done so, then let some diseased food slip into the city.It's time we did some evil.
>>45423898>Leae things as they are and keep him busy monitoring the farmsWe can't risk looking away for a moment because a god already interfered once. We must be ready.... Besides, Who dones't love some plebs rising up against Noblity?
>>45423898>Have Duncan burn the food surplusStarving them out doesn't work unless they... you know... starve.
>>45423898>>Have Duncan burn the food surplusIf we can't get the Incubi to do it.
>>45423898>Have Duncan burn the food surplusOh no! Someone may sneak in and harvest our crops!If possible though, get the Incubi to do it.
>>45423898>Have Duncan burn the food surplustry and make it look like an accident by the city officials, time to sow distrust in their leaderswe are the boss of this gym
>>45423898>>45423898>leave things as they areNo need for silly risk-taking, emergency provisions run out.
>>45423898Its time for poison, burnings and mischif.
>>45423898>Leave things as they are, and keep him busy monitoring the farms
>>45423919You give word to Duncan. Within a few hours of sending the message, you hear from Vanessa that there is a plume of smoke rising from the city. It seems the boy is useful after all. That is, until you realize he himself did not give the report. In fact, after a day, you still hear nothing back. He is dead, or worse, captured. In any case, the day of the attack draws close. You'll find him one way or the other, so it's more prudent to prepare for now.Marigold heals well, and apologizes again for her misconduct before returning to normal training. Just as you suspected, she and the other minions have a stronger bond now than ever. It warms your black heart to see.The day of the attack finally rolls around, and you and yours, joined by Vanessa after her return, make your way to the city. You crest a hill high enough to avoid arrow fire, and inspect your target. Things seem calm now, but you sense something in the air. They will fight back.>Send Marigold to warn the people>Attack now>Other>
>>45424191Fuck, I liked Duncan.>send marigoldTell her to ask the locals if they capture any spies first.
>>45424191>>Otherfind out about duncan through our spies, unless he was the only source then fughave the incubus tear shit up and attack now
>>45424283I agree with you up to the Incubi. I think we should have them try to kill important leaders.
>>45424191>Have the Incubus sway the people/warn them to follow them to safeity! Also find out about Dunca>Attack now
>>45424350>>45424283You send a message to the Incubi. They get to work sewing a few last minute seeds of discord. They also inform you of something you should be aware of outside the city gate. You procure a spyglass from one of the minions, and take a peek. Hanging above the gates, lashed to the woodwork by his arms and legs, is Duncan. He is battered, but doesn't seem to be dead, else carrion crows would already have set upon him in this weather. You toss the spyglass aside and take a deep breath. Whoever managed this is no joke, and they meant it as a taunt directly to you. You feel it may be a trap, but leaving Duncan there broadcasts to the people in the city that you were outdone once, even if indirectly.>Attack>Send the minions>Retreat>Other
>>45420538Someone archive this.
>>45424555>AttackWe should be able to brute force through whatever trap they're planning.
>>45424555>OtherCan we hire a few more Minons before the attack? Like Imps with Swords, Let Duncan get used to punishment if his caught. No need to jump right away to saving him.>Attack the next day either way, with or without being able to buy the Imps or other Daemons.
>>45424555>>RetreatIf Duncan escapes, we may congratulate him verbally, otherwise he isn't worth the possibility of a trap. He would understand.
>>45424555>otherretreive duncan, he has proved useful, and him disappearing would be better than him dying
>>45424620Getting caught doesn't mean you're useful.It means your expendable.>>45424555>Attack
>>45424659A good Lord does not leave a man behind. It won't exactly motivate the troops.
>>45424696They all knew what they were signing up for.
>>45424696A good lord? GOOD SIR, we are the Best evil Lords and don't have time for weaklings, But we need more men, Which is why I voted to get moar and attack tomorrow.
>>45424588You lead the minions forward, marching together as they were taught. At a healthy pace, it takes you a half hour to arrive at the gates, and much to your surprise there is no immediate resistance. No hot oil, no archers, not even a slingstone. Curious.What is present is a very powerful barrier preventing you and Vanessa from entering. Destroying it will drain Vanessa terribly, and will weaken you considerably, but you must do so so assist in the attack. As you consider the options, the minions free Duncan and set him aside.>Have Vanessa destroy the barrier>Destroy it yourself>Let the minions handle the attack, along with the Incubi>Other
>>45424734I really like Duncan though
>>45424772>Have Vanessa destroy the barrierAfter that have her return home immedeately. We can't leave our drained daughter on the frontlines, that's not what a good daddy does. Hell, it's not even what an evil daddy does.
>>45424772>Have Vanessa destroy the barrier
>>45424772This >>45424806>>45424784 Anon his a gay and working here as a temp job. His probally only gay to suck dick and get places like women. Don't trust him.
>>45424772>otherRetrieve the corpses from the castle and launch them into the city. We medieval now, get some disease in there.
>>45424772>Have Vanessa destroy the barrierthen order her to retreat back home, along with duncanhave the incubi fuck shit up inside, nice and properthen pillage
>>45424829I have no idea what you just said
>>45424806You tell Vanessa to destroy the barrier keeping you out of the city. She does so loyally, summoning all her power to focus it on one point, cracking the invisible wall around the gate, and allowing you to pass through. To test it, you reach out and place a hand on the wooden gate, satisfied when it does not repel you. Vanessa collapses, completely drained, onto the ground. She breathes heavily and seems unable to do much more than shuffle when she manages to return to her feet, and you order her to return home until things are sorted out. She nods, and begins retreating as you turn to break down the gate.With one powerful kick, the wooden beam holding it shut cracks, and another snap it in half, allowing the gate itself to swing ajar. You push it open, and allow the minions to head in first.Before you are a few dozen citizens, all with their homes on their backs it seems. Among them are women, children, and a few men who seem utterly ashamed of themselves. You'd guess they are here to beg for mercy.>Kill them>Allow them to leave in peace>Force them to kneel>Other
>>45425250>Other " I AM YOUR NEW OVERLORD! YOU SHALL CALL ME SIR. Now where is the monster reasonable for harming such a good subject of mine?>Force them to Kneel
>>45425250>Force them to kneelIf they have come to beg, they must beg. Also business cards.
>>45425291>Also business cards.I like this. Backing this gentleman of negroid descent.
>>45425278He got captured, and nearly starved from not eating while we took a nap.He ain't that good.But he's still our minion so someone needs to be punished regardless.
>>45425250Ask about the spy who was hung outside the walls, and who put up the barrier.
>>45425250>Force them to kneel
>>45425250>Force them to kneeland pledge loyaltythose martially inclined are now some of our minons, those not, will find a use to support the rest
>>45425250>Force them to kneelWith a evil laugh of course
>>45425250>force them to kneelKill everyone and nobody is left to lick our boots clean. Gotta love a well licked boot.
>>45425291>>45425372You command all to kneel before you. Nearly all do without hesitation, but the beautiful thing about fear is it makes even the brave susceptible to peer pressure, and soon all present are bowing. You have your minions pass out business cards as you look over your new subjects. They all seem to be in good health, save for a few, but only a handful look any better than the minions you currently possess. Still, you offer any who wish it a chance to make their way to your side. Those who do are given a weapon, but no armor, lest they grow overconfident. You ask about Duncan and the barrier, and learn that a wanderer from the east is the one responsible for Duncan's condition, and that the barrier is nearly a century old now, placed by a cleric long dead. It's of no consequence now that you're inside, but it's still handy to know it's origin.>Order the minions to begin the sacking>March toward the center of town together>Order the minions to search for this wanderer>Other
>>45425462I honestly find more porn by looking up where reaction images are from than by actually looking for porn.
>>45425498>Order the minions to search for this Wanderer as we head for the town center I feel like a whore, This Quest is fucking fun.
>>45425521AgreedIt's only whoring if you do it for money or favors.
>>45425498>March togetherNo need to seek out the wanderer. If he has qualms with us, he will come. If not, we save ourselves a conflict.
>>45425507You speak of that as if it's a bad thing.
>>45425498>>Order the minions to begin the sackingquestion, do we want to take over the city, or take from the city to our keep?if we want to keep the city, change my vote to >March toward the center of town together(however they might lead to being flanked, best idea would be to burn whatever barracks they have, and guard outposts)
>>45425498>Order the minions to search for this wanderer
>>45425574I thought the entire reason we did this WAS to take the city. We did fill out the paperwork after all for this sort of thing.
>>45425622ah, then we dont really want to sack itor we will have a shitty citylet's just annihilate the martial capacity of the city and most things of value
>>45425498>March toward the center of town together
>>45425643and take most things of value is what i meant to say
>>45425548You and the minions, including the new hires, march together toward the center of town. As you go, you sense eyes on you. some folks are still in their homes and businesses, hiding and waiting to see who comes out on top. When you reach the market, it becomes clear why they'd bet against you at all.One hundred men, armed and armored, stand with bucklers raised and spears poised to charge, spread out along the empty street. You look around and see at least twenty more on the rooftops, aiming crossbows down toward you. You doubt your forces can handle this much, even if you'd survive. One of the enemy steps forward, wearing a helmet decorated with peacock feathers."Lay down your weapons! This city is ours, and we'll die to defend it!"Big talk for a man who didn't even have enough men to hold the wall.>"Yes, you will.">"None of you have to. All you need to is throw your weapons down and return to your homes.">Execute him>Other
>>45425823>>"None of you have to. All you need to is throw your weapons down and return to your homes."
>>45425823>"None of you have to. All you need to is throw your weapons down and return to your homes."Of course, if you don't I could just leave and let you starve.
>>45425823>execute himForm a V with the troops and push through.
>>45425823You can't defend it when you're dead, but serve me, and you may continue to serve it.
>>45425823>"Yes, you will."Kill them all. Leave no survivors. Teach them the price of resistance.
>>45425823>"None of you have to. All you need to is throw your weapons down and return to your homes."
>>45425823>>45425927I like this one, but if they resist, well>>45425952not a single survivor
>"Yes, you will."
>>45425864You promise the resisting forces that they need only leave in peace, and peace will remain with them. You see some of them break then and there, but they are also afraid of betraying their comrades. If you're careful, the cowards will route as soon as battle commences. "Begone demon! We have ways of expelling you!" cries the leader. He produces from his belt a paper talisman, meant to ward off evil. It is quite potent, but nowhere near enough to seal your strength. It would take a hundred of them at once to bring you down to the level of a common mortal, and something of this rarity would take a powerful sage a great deal of effort to create. >Call his bluff>Play along>Strike him down>Other
>>45426106>call the bluffDestroys morale and scares the fickle.
>>45426106>>Call his bluff
>>45426106>Strike him downSmells like trap.
>>45426106>Strike him down
>>45426106>Strike him downEnough talk. Talking too much is how villains go down.
>>45426106"If we fight, I will fight with everything I have, and I guarantee you there will be collateral damage. Is your pride worth more than the lives of those your swore to protect? Is it really worth it?"
>>45426106>call the bluffIf we're close enough to strike him down, perhaps we can rip it into a hundred tiny pieces in front of everybody?
>>45426106>Call his bluff
>>45426106>Call his bluffDo a hearty evil laugh while we're at it, it can do wonders to lower the morale of the weak
>>45426182Backing this, pretty intimidating.
>>45426139You spread your arms and await his attack. He seems disturbed, but doesn't waver."By the power of Thal, and the Holy Circle! By the Twelve Peers and the Maiden of the Sea!" He cries some incessant chant before hurling the talisman at you, it flies true, and sticks fast to your body, emitting a surge of power. It stings like the dickens, and you have to stifle a groan, but soon the talisman's power is spent, and it merely falls off, burning to ashes before it meets the ground. This time, the leader of the enemy guardsmen shudders. It's clear he expected this to work with such fervor, to see it crumble away has shattered his resolve.You wipe away the few remaining cinders on your chest, and approach him slowly. He steps back, a few inches at a time, and finally falls onto his hind end when you come within arm's reach.You hear a twang, and a bolt flies, plinking off of your armguard before clattering uselessly to the floor. You turn to see the shooter shaking, crying, and dropping his weapon as he faints, hitting the roof of the building he is positioned on with a thud.The rest of the guards drop their weapons, and back away from you in a herd. The only one still in place is the cowering leader of their band, who merely gawks at you from the ground. >Shoo him away>Kick him and move on>Kill him>Other
>>45426347>>Kill himTie up loose ends at all times.
>>45426347Question him about the wanderer.If his answers are sufficient, kill him quickly.If not, kill him slowly.Also, collect that archer and kill him when he wakes up.
>>45426347>Shoo him awayBuh!
>>45426347>OtherAgain demand his surrender and fealty. If not, beat him until he does.
>>45426347>OtherTell me all you know about the one who caught my agent and you'll have a warriors dead
>>45426347>shoo him awayHe is sure to tell his superiors how futile resistance is.
>>45426347>>Shoo him awayWe already won
>>45426347>Shoo him away
>>45426347>Kill himSlowly. Make an example of him. Then make an example of all the remaining guards. They had their chance and they spent it.
>>45426504Not him but what are you doubting?
>>45426347>>Shoo him away
>>45426542That's the exact amount of time it takes to refresh the ability to post. It's likely someone may be attempting to cheat
archive the thread op.
>>45426542Nearly exact same post in just about a minute's time, accusing him of samefagging.
>>45426409BackingWe need more troops.Although I'd suggest against doing this too often since it'd leave too many former enemies that could possibly try to backstab us
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/45420538/All neat and tidy. Vote us to the top so we can show those guys in the anime quests what for
>>45426621You do know that you can archive the last thread from the post number near the top of this thread, right?
http://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/45397087/Here's the first thread.
>>45426400You step over him like so much rubbish, and continue your march to the heart of town, namely a small tower located at the center. As you walk, you hear the once bold troops behind you scatter and shuffle away to hide and wallow in their own cowardice. It's a good sound.You round a corner together with the minions and spot the final defense of this troublesome city. A man with a clean shaven head, tattooed as a pirate and dressed in strange clothes stands on the steps of the tower. His presence is loud, and you can feel ethereal energies playing around him. He is utterly silent and stoic, leaving you with the impression he won't succumb to the usual intimidation tactics.>"Stand aside or be cut down.">Send a minion>Other
>>45426752>Other"Any last words or do you want me to make your epitaph just two quotation marks?"
>>45426752>Step aside, We can pay better.
>>45426791>"We have doughnuts."
>>45426787>>45426791This is good
>>45426787>>45426791Backing these as well
>>45426787Awesome. Backing this shit yo.
>>45426787>>45426791I support this
>>45426791"I have no love for money. My only love is battle, and so I test my strength on the mighty and oppressive. I believe your man was the last to challenge me alone, and he was little more than a fly on the back of an ox." You watch as he moves into a strange stance. You've heard of eastern magic, augmenting the body to become like weapon and armor itself, but this is your first time seeing it. It might be wise to play cautiously."Come, dark one, and show me the difference between you and your servants.">Accept his challenge>Refuse>Order the minions to swarm him>Summon the Incubi>Other
>>45427040>Accept his challengeThen we kill him, to set an example.
>>45427040>Summon the incubiHave them cause a distraction and then cut off his balls to use as cufflinks.
>>45427040>Order the minions to swarm him= Dark lord rulebook = Rule nº 34"Don't fight honourably. Fight like a evil lord."
>>45427040>Accept his Challenge but make a bet"If we defeat you, you swear your loyalty to us. We promise you much more fighting in the fighting Odd one. If we lose, The city will be ignored"
>>45427040>Summon the IncubiI want to see what happens
>>45427040>Summon the IncubiMaybe he'll get flustered, then we strike.
>>45427040>>Accept his challengebacking tihs too>>45427081If he's as strong as he says, he could prove valuable
>>45427040>>45427080"There is no such thing as an unfair fight. Always cheat, always win. The only unfair fight is the one you lose."
>>45427040>order minions to swarm himalso join the swarm yourself to avoid him actually managing to defeat them
>>45427105Ever seen three incubi try desperately to suck a man off? That's what's going to happen.
>>45427076>>45427105I think it doesn't really set a good example if we use cheap tactics to win.We're a mighty beg, not some lowly scum that relies on weak trickery to win
>>45427081I support this one
>>45427139I agree with you, We have some honor and morals. After all, BEG is a business. Fuck we've been handing out cards. Might as well keep it up.
>>45427161Exactly, keep it professional.
>>45427081He grins."Agreed. I will serve as your fist if you can best me. But I will have my own conditions. You must defeat me without weapons. Our bodies will be the true measure of our power."That will be tough. You are powerful, but you've spent your whole life armed. You might be allowing too many variables here.>Accept>Attack him armed>Other
>>45427219>Accept>OtherOnly if you fight unarmed as well, Tiss only fair after all.
>>45427219>Other"You misunderstand me, that's a bet, not a condition. Drop your restriction or I will impose one of my own."Can you say no magic?
>>45427219>OtherFight him unarmed, but summon the incubi and your minions to hold him down. He said unarmed, not alone.
>>45427219>>AcceptIf we want to be beg, we have to take a few risks and accept a few challenges.We won't make it very far if we don't challenge ourselves and push our limits to become a bigger, badder big evil guy
>>45427266>>45427272This makes us sound and look like a pussy.Nobody is going to respect a pussy ass beg
>>45427219>>AcceptDon't forget to stretch, we wouldn't want to cramp a muscle.
>>45427276I agree.We make our minions respect and still makes us reasonable so people won't fight to the bitter end and will be more prone to join our cause in exchange
>>45427305Who says this guy is going to play fair? I think he's got a lot of tricks up his sleeve and I think running into this unarmed might create a fuck up.
>>45427366If he breaks it, Then we fucking kill him.
>>45427366If he stops playing fair, then so do we.No need to ruin our name and reputation by jumping the gun.Besides, he's from the East, I don't think he'll pull anything dirty because honoraburu bushido code
>>45427366He says he goes around looking for fights against strong enemies.People like that play fair, they wouldn't pick fights in the first place if they don't think they can win without resorting to dirty tricks.Come on, have some faith in our awesome beg power.
>>45427397Exactly. If he breaks his word and we kill him, then he'll die being known as a weak liar.If we break our word or refuse, then we'll be the one known as a weak liar.
>>45427261>>45427264He accepts. You have your minions remove your cape, so as not to have it limit your range of motion. When you are ready, the stranger crouches and smiles."I will display for you the third most powerful of all the Zodiac Fist techniques! The Fist of the Ram!" He steps forward, and then is gone. Your eyes are completely able to follow him, and by the time he is upon you it is too late. With a mighty crash, he puts his shoulder into your stomach. It sends you sliding back a good six feet before you are able to stop yourself, but you nearly knock over a few minions in the process. Fortunately, though physics was not on your side, magic was, and your armor did not allow any damage to befall you. When you look back down at the man, he is quite perplexed."Very well, I see my bluff was of no use. Then I shall reveal the true third strongest technique! Behold the Fist of the Hare!" He dashes again, and though you are barely able to track him now, it's still not enough to catch him as he pummels you with kicks and punches from all angles. Each blow aims for a vital joint, but not a single one lands correctly. At last he tires out, and does a few fancy backflips to regain distance before wiping his brow and panting for air."D-damn. That armor is no joke.">"It's quite useful. Now please stop before you scuff it.">"My turn then.">"By all means, keep coming. It amuses me."Other
>>45427534>other"I advise you stop, whatever 'fist' you use next will likely have the same result.
>>45427534>my turn thenTime to show what we know!
>>45427534>>"By all means, keep coming. It amuses me."Make it very clear how futile his attacks are.Make it clear that he's nowhere near our level.
>>45427534>It's quite useful, Now please stop before you scruff it.
>>45427534>"By all means, keep coming. It amuses me."Let him deliciously despair before we tear him to pieces.
>>45427534>Other"You know, nonsense names for techniques don't scare me. I liked you more when you didn't talk."
>>45427534Break down laughing, after a couple minutes get up, pat him on the shoulder and say "what matters is that you tried." Then give him our card and go
>>45427534>My turn thenI shall reveal the strongest technique of them all: My Fist!
>>45427581But anon, we don't know anything, we aren't used to unarmed combat.It'd be wiser to just let him tire himself out without learning our lack of unarmed fighting experience. Just say something like "Foolish one, you're too weak to be worthy of even raising my hand for."
>>45427534OtherTell him to stop trying to fist us, or we'll fist him. Explain in graphic detail how unpleasant that would be given our giant spiked gauntlets.
>>45427604This.I like this.Let's do this, I'm backing this.
>>45427605>Not even a serious punchYou'd best be joking, nigger.
>>45427604Aye, backing this
>>45427589I retract this vote>>45427604And support this instead.
>>45427534Voting this >>45427604
>>45427604Evil is always recruiting
>>45427604You fall over, chortling maniacally, especially when you see the red of shame wash over his visage. Even your minions, Marigold included, join in on the guffaw. You rise back to your feet, take a few deep breaths, fan your face a bit, then compose yourself. You calmly walk toward him, give him a pat on the shoulder for his effort, and hand him one of you black cards, telling him to see you when he's ready to get serious about attaining power.As you move around him, you hear a tearing noise. This angers you. you spin around to see the card fluttering away in the breeze, and his face deathly serious."You insult the teachings of my masters. For that, you will pay." He returns to his strange stance. "Behold now, the strongest technique of the Zodiac Fist. The Fist of the White Tiger!" You stay rooted to the ground, and watch as he does some exotic dance. You can sense the energies around him gathering into his belly, then bubble and churn. When he is done, he comes at you full speed. The energy within him flows into his hand, and explodes as his palm impacts with your body. His skin clangs against your armor, but otherwise nothing seems to happen. That is, until you feel a shocking pain run throughout your body. You flinch, and cough up a bit of bile. The man steps back, and grins."How does it feel? The Tiger Fist is the final technique passed down in my school. To be hit by it is to feel death a thousand times over."It does hurt, and impressively so. It's as though you were being seared by the flames of hell. Of course, you did that every weekend when you had bootycalls to Vanessa's mother. You compose yourself, and through the pain you find yourself able to form completely articulate words.>"You are strong. But I am a century your elder, and a millennium your better.">"It does hurt, wanderer. As will my retort.">"Die for your insolence!">Other
>>45427868>My Daughters mother hits that hard, Tell me is that truly all your school taught you?
>>45427868>"It does hurt, wanderer. As will my retort."Tear both of his arms off, then ask him to repeat his prized technique.
>>45427918This. But break his arms instead. He can still be useful.
>>45427868>>"It does hurt, wanderer. As will my retort."Don't go all out though, just enough to realize how superior we are.>>45427918Take it down a notch, we want to recruit tihs guy. We're in need of quality minions, and we won't get any if we keep fucking killing or breaking any potential ones we find.
>>45427957Yeah, pretty much this.
>>45427868That did hurt wanderer but going to a booty call in hell hurt the same. Now can you survive this?
>>45427868>Other"Death a thousand times over feels a bit underwhelming after your five hour interpretive dance. Was the meaning behind that one 'I have grandiose delusions of competence'?"
>>45427868>>"It does hurt, wanderer. As will my retort."Rough him up, we communicate with our fists now.I'd suggest against too much mockery, he might get too pissed or insulted to join, and as >>45427957 says, we need better minions than just a typical grunt.
>>45428016What are you supporting, exactly?Breaking his arm? Tearing it off? Or..?
>>45427957>we want to recruit tihs guyDo we? If we keep at it, opportunists will just fight us and think we'll recruit them anyway after we're done. Our name needs to be feared, and all resistance crushed. Mercy should be reserved only for those who grovel at the mere mention of our name.
>>45428060Breaking his arm
>>45428074We're recruiting him because he has more than proved his strength.Any other jobbers who ask for a job are just cannon fodder.
>>45428074We're also a business. We can hire them if they are worth it.
>>45427868Kill him, no more words. He turned down our offer and we only give potential recruits one chance.
>>45427938>>45427918He is stunned by your ability to stand, let alone continue fighting. He doesn't even attempt to escape when you lash out and grab hold of him, pulling him into a powerful death hug. He can only struggle as you increase the force with which you squeeze his body, and finally you hear the sweet sound of cracking bone. You drop him there, leaving him a coughing heap of regret, and toss another card on top of him. This time he takes it in hand, reads it, and falls over exhausted. You smile and turn back toward the tower.At the very top sit a group of old, dusty bureaucrats. They surrender immediately, and hand over control of the town to you. You announce to the minions your victory, and they throw their bucklers high into the air, then duck and whimper when they come falling back down spikes first. They cheer you on uproariously, even the ones who only joined this afternoon.>"Wrap party at the castle!">"Let's go to the pub and celebrate!">"Enough! Start gathering up anything worth pocketing and let's make for home!">Other
>>45428074Maybe once we're a well established group with legions of powerful men, we can just murderhobo like a few of you want so badlyFor now, we're low on men, QUALITY men at that, so we take those we feel worthy.
>>45428169>FIRST WE CALL OUR DAUGHTER TO CHECK ON HER and MAYBE Duncan then> Let's go to the pub and celebrate!
>>45428169>OtherWe set up base here. Tell everyone in the surrounding villages, homesteads, farms and whatnot that we're in charge. Levy anyone who isn't economically productive to our cause into your army.
>>45428169Lets start picking over the spoils whether it be loot, beer or women and hand it out to our minions accordingly.
>>45428207ThisReward our men (even though we did most of the work)Let them feel like they've earned something and that joining us has benefits such as this to boost morale and loyalty
>>45428181>murderhoboThat's murderLORD thank you very much. We have a castle after all. And a town, now.
>>45428169>>"Let's go to the pub and celebrate!"
>>45428207>FIRST WE CALL OUR DAUGHTER TO CHECK ON HERYes>MAYBE Duncan thenNo, fuck him. He got caught like a scrub.
>>45428169Is there a prison anywhere near? I'm sure we can get some killers and thugs to join.
>>45428237I agree on this one. But in case they get too overboard we get ready the whip. Nobody breaks our shit, even our own men.
>>45428263He got caught by what is clearly an unusually powerful warrior on his first time out. Shouldn't give up on an investment so quickly.
>>45428263In his defense, the Eastern guy was somewhat noteworthy, since he was able to actually make us feel pain and give us some slight difficulty in seeing his movement.Yeah we survived, but someone like Duncan is a different story.
>>45428305>since he was able to actually make us feel painYeah, """"""""pain"""""""" equivalent to "nutted but she still suckin".
>>45428207>>45428255You tell the men to meet you at the nearest pub for the afterparty, and watch them scurry away before sending a message to Vanessa. She responds promptly, letting you know she is hold up in bed with a bowl of soup and some soothing candles, but she could really go for a nice juicy mortal soul to pep her up. You tell her to get plenty of rest and that you'll be home after the minions tire out. She wishes you goodnight, and blows you a kiss before you end the connection.You follow the minions trail of debauchery to the nearest social club, and enter to find them helping themselves to booze and snacks. The wanderer is not among them, but he wasn't at the base of the tower either. You don't think you've seen the last of him yet.>Relax with the minions>Have a drink and head home>Other
>>45428423>Have a EvilDrink in a evilcorner in darkness.
>>45428423>Have a drink and head homeWe need to take care of our little girl.
>>45428423>otherMake a speech about how awesome you are and how great everything is going to be as.
>>45428423>Stay with the minionsWho knows what'll happen if they're unsupervised.
>>45428483and>>45428480Victory speech to boost morale, but at the end of the day, daughter comes first.>>45428486Has a point though. Have Marigold supervise the rest of the men, she should be capable enough to reign them in if they get too unruly.Also, maybe send a man to get Duncan down from the thing, if we hadn't already
>>45428364Which brings the question. What happend with Vanessa's mom? Is she still alive or did some two goody shoes hero defeated her?
>>45428533My guess is that she's Chaotic Evil and we're Lawful Evil. It was never going to work out anyway. Luckily lawyers are Lawful Evil so we won custody.
>>45428575How so we got a evil divorce? Dam being a single dad is hard.
>>45428612Atleast our daughter loves us evily
>>45428505You give the minions a pep talk to raise their spirits even higher, and enjoy a tall mug of whatever these city dwellers dare call beer before leaving Marigold in charge of the others, and heading home.On the way out, you pass by many houses, murmuring with news about the day. You expect to have to return often to keep things in order for a while. As you pass by a house, you see a small boy standing alone beside a tall pot. He holds in his hand an old fruit peel, and you surmise that he is eating garbage. He looks at you innocently, somehow uncertain of the gravity of your presence. The child is half starved, and jaded to the cold and dark of encroaching night. And Vanessa did say she was hungry.>Take him>Ignore him>Other
>>45428683>Take himCome along little boy, We'll make sure your safe and protected.
>>45428683>>Take himBut train him up to our standards.
>>45428683>>Take himNot to eat, but to raiseFATHER INSTINCTS, ACTIVATE we'll make a man out of him
>>45428683>Take him>"Silly little boy, you can't steal from garbage cans!">Educate him in the way sof evil, like the son we never had
Can we be the beg with a soft spot for children, adopting any and all we find?Whenever we find one, it reminds us of Vanessa when she was just an adorable little girl too, and it just warms our heart good
>>45428767We already tried to kill the first one we found, so that's a no.
>>45428736>we'll make a man out of himWe have Vanessa for that, right? She did say she was hungry.
>>45428683Take the boy, not for food, but because we're not a complete monster
>>45428767I agree on that, but we need to teach them the first thing is that we are evil, if they fail they'll have to pay for their errors.
>>45428737Why is she sad, anon?
1. I'm shocked you all aren't going to feed this boy to your succubus daughter to make her feel better2. To post this I had to click pictures of food, but I noticed after I hit verify that one of them was a subway sandwich that I missed. It went though anyway. Based 4chan
>>45428832Because she has lost control of her life
>>45428864I fucking am. Fuck the kid, She gets the kid.
>>45428896>Fuck the kidNo fancy dinner first?
>>45428864It's not like the kid is the only soul in the whole universe that's available to feed to our daughter
>>45428724You move over to the boy and ask him if he has a home. He shakes his head. You ask him if he'd like to come with you to eat all the food he wants. He nods. You nod in return, and tell him to follow you as you teleport together back home.You arrive and find Duncan on the mend, leaning on a crutch as he roams the empty halls of the fortress. He spies the small boy, but does not question your intent. He decides instead to grovel on his knees."My dark lord, I failed you. I allowed myself to be defeated by a wandering thug, and caused you great dishonor. Please, deliver unto me my just punishment.">Say nothing>"Feed the boy. He is your student in the art of war from today.">"Remove yourself from my sight, worm.">Other
We're approaching autosage. Would you all prefer to wrap soon, or go for another five or six hours?
>>45428968>>"Feed the boy. He is your student in the art of war from today."Then report to the training room. Time for fifty lashes.
>>45428968>Say nothingIT'S THE ONLY OPTION
>>45428968>OtherWhip him, fair treatment for all our minions
>>45428968>Feed the boy, Then feed the boy to our daughterTEST HIS RESOLVE>>45428989ANOTHER 5/6 HOURS BOSS.
>>45428989I'd say wrap it up. If the others want to keep going that's fine though.
>>45428968>>Say nothing>>45428989ANOTHER TEN HOURS
>>45428968>"Feed the boy. He is your student in the art of war from today."Giving the gay minion a small boy could never go wrong.
>>45428968>"Feed the boy. He is your student in the art of war from today."If he's useless send him to our Daughter's room
>>45428968say nothing and drop the boy at his feet
>>45428968"Your punishment is to become stronger."
>>45429002>>45429015You order Duncan to feed and clothe the boy, then report to the training room and wait for your arrival. He complies quickly, and you go to see your daughter.Vanessa is still up, reading a light novel as she sips tea in her large bed. Her room is rather bare, but she has her clothes and makeup put away neatly. You don't much care for the shorter outfits. When she sees you, you observe a cheerful smile cut across her face."Hey daddy. How did the attack go?" You let her know things went well, and not a minion was lost. "I knew you'd do it no problem." She laughs, and you take a seat beside her. The two of you chat for a long while before she grows sleepy, and you hug her goodnight. She sneaks a kiss on your cheek before you part, and let her rest.By the time you find Duncan, the other minions have returned as well. They are piss drunk and smell of beer and cheese, but they are doing their best to stand at attention as Duncan leans on the whipping post. Wise to know his fate.One of the minions brings you the same whip you used to punish Marigold, which you unfurl with a flick of the wrist. Duncan hugs the pole, and bids you do what must be done.>Feather touch>Firm but Gentle>This hurts me more than it hurts you>I don't want to have to do this again>We're both gonna be sore tomorrow>Power Drive>Let the minions do it, to add insult to injury
>>45429251>reading a light novelOh jeez, we raised a weeb. >Firm but GentleDuncan is based, tried his best and didn't kill anyone. Avoid the booty though, he might actually enjoy that.
>>45429251>I don't want to have to do this again
>>45429251>>I don't want to have to do this again
>>45429251>Let the minions do it, To add Insult to injuryTHIS WAS HIS SUPPOSED TO BE HIS FUCKING SPECIALITYION.
>>45429311I should have said novella, but that seemed too colloquial
>>45429251>We're both gonna be sore tomorrowthis is lewd.
>>45429311i thing a weeb would be commom for tg.
>>45429439>We go from not speaking to him to light bondage in one day
>>45429340You bring the whip back, and snap it forward. The lash it makes is perfect, and the sound resonates through the silent training hall. You can sense the minions disgust and anguish again, especially at seeing their superior whipped this time, instead of their equal. You lay into Duncan a total of twelve time, more than Marigold by a bit, to make sure they all understand the price of failure. When he can no longer stand on his own, you roll the whip back up, and have Duncan carried to the infirmary for an extended stay.Now you're out two lieutenants for Baahl knows how long, and with a freshly conquered city. This operation has been a great deal more trouble than you'd anticipated. With only a few trained scrubs and a few more untrained ones to carry out your will, you'll have to be much more hands on. That is, unless something changes.>Roll up your sleeves and get busy>Call in a favor>Other
>>45429492>Roll up your sleeves and get busyWe didn't get to our position by being lazy
>>45429492>OtherLevy some NEETs from the town.
>>45429492>>Roll up your sleeves and get busy
>>45429492>Roll up your sleeve and get busy.
>>45429492>Roll up your sleeves and get busyI think that the citizens will be happy to have food again.
>>45429492>Roll up your sleeves and get busy
>>45429511You spend the next few days reorganizing the people of your new province. You have the growers prioritize efficiency over value, since you'll no longer be trading with other territories whether you want to or not. You have the Ranchers switch to a more sustainable model, and restructure some local laws. First and foremost, you push for:>Mandatory military service>Higher taxation>Ban on free speech>Slavery>Free Bagel Mondaysand >Create your own law! Roll 50+ on 1d100 and it passes! Only the first three laws to make it will be enforced
>>45429685>Mandatory military service.
Rolled 74 (1d100)>>45429685>Free Bagel MondaysAlso, from now on the wearing of pants is forbidden on the pain of death.
Rolled 71 (1d100)>>45429685>Mandatory military service>Military service is waived for any children of casualties of war.
Rolled 60 (1d100)>>45429685Sunday Mandatory OrgiesSunday is sacred day in religions, so why not honor that whole "Be fruitful" bizz by going to your local church/temple/shrine/whatever and fucking everyone and everything in sight?
>>45429685>Free Bagel MondaysThey won't care about the other laws if we give them bagels
>>45429746>>45429753>>45429765>No pants>Sunday orgiesThis is going to be the best empire ever.
>>45429763HOW DO I FUCK IT UP TWICE
>>45429732>>45429746>>45429753>>45429765You force all able bodied men to enlist in your new military, save for those who's parents are killed in battle. This goes over poorly, but none dare question the law to your face. In a month's time, your fighting force stands at two thousand, and growing. You leave Duncan in charge of training them for now.You also ban the wearing of pants. People don't seem too upset, and most simply switch to long tunics or kilts. It's actually quite a popular change when the summer heat rolls in.Thirdly, you enforce mandatory Sunday Sex Soirees. This is received with very mixed reviews. It proves highly difficult to enforce such a law, but you suspect future generations will catch on.As your commanders heal, and your power grows, you set your sights on distant horizons. After all, what's an empire without a navy?
Wrapping here tonight, thanks to everyone who came by and played, I love it when there's a sizeable turnout.I won't be able to run again for a few days, but I'll be back next Saturday and Sunday if I can. Please look forward to more!
>>45430013I fucking will, Thanks OP. did you set up a twitter yet by chance?
>>45430013Thanks for the quest
>>45430013This was great OP, thanks again for another fun ride and see you next time.
>>45430013Thanks OP, this quest is really fun.
>>45430035I don't think I'm big enough to really need one, and I don't have much interesting to say on off days
>>45430093Some QM's just have it for days to say 'I'm running at this time, I won't be able to run, ect' It helps, I missed half your thing cause I didn't see it being ran today.
>>45430093>>45430133Yea, this anon is rightIf you want more people in your threads, it'd help to have a twitter so we'll know exactly when to expect you. Otherwise, we'd likely miss a good portion of the quest unless we constantly refresh the catalog
>>45430133>>45430200Alright, I'll try to whip one up
>>45430263Cool man and thanks again, One of the better quests as of late and also funny. Mind telling us what happened between our char and wife tho if possible?
Twitter will be @BBEG_QuestManSadly I'm not Stephen Colbert or his writers, but I'll try to keep you updated
>>45430358Just give us like a 1-2 hour heads up, and its fine.