You hadn't thought that lighting things on fire created fire was a concept that people wouldn't grasp in one go, but once again, the world has vastly exceeded your expectations. And you know the phrase is 'Common sense isn't common' but- It's just- It's fire.How does someone misunderstand fire. How. They aren't children, presumably. No, that's a definitely, isn't it. You're the monsters here. They're adults. Humans don't let children be adventurers. Human children. In any case, you are presently dimensionally challenged in a challenge dimension. Specifically, a dungeon. And since dungeons aren't the picky sort of multidimensional semi-sentient giant whatevers, there are also other adventurers inside. Whom you have just met, introduced yourself to, and induced a fit of frustration derived swearing from. Which brings you to the present. "This is Tim's fault. That shitshoveling horses ass. Bastard. Bastard son of a-"You interrupt. "Is Tim the mage?""Tim. Tim is the goblin-molesting child of a sewage gargling ogre who goddamn laughs when we walk in all burnt up! Imma bloody choke him! I'll burn him! I'M GONNA LIGHT YOU THE HELLS ON FIRE TIM-"The dwarf pops his head back out of the tent, blinking bleary eyes.He sighs, and catches the woman's scarf, dragging her backwards into a headlock, one hand muffling her rising voice."S'rry bout this. She's from the mountains. Get a bit weird up there.">Aren't you from the->Sorry. >Should I go? I should go. >Other (?)
>>45326198>>Aren't you from the-SPIDER TIME
>>45326198>>Aren't you from the-
>>45326198>Aren't you from the-
>>45326198Announcements: twitter.com/REQMXQ&A: ask.fm/REQMCharacter Sheet and Misc:http://pastebin.com/u/REQMArchive:http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Re-Monsterorhttp://archive.moe/tg/search/tripcode/!!7fb3j+Ac+pZ%20/type/op/orhttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1rD-MZe51wYI63xxl-tG8dsxj-RWVtJu3S6Gzd6OTJSw/edit?usp=sharingGDoc is pending repairs.
>>45326198>Aren't you from the->Sorry. >Should I go? I should go.
>Should I go? I should go.
>>45326198>>Aren't you from the->>Sorry. >>Should I go? I should go.
Oh boy, sibling adventures.>SaraLots of new magic. Besides star, she's best at earth, maybe because she helped us practice our magic and knows it a bit better as a result.>AriaDungeons and parties too! Though it doesn't seem like she managed to reach the end yet. She still hears about us.>ElleLevel 100, haha! And she's used for adventurer hazing too.>Zack and EphramLots of stuff with these two. Watching the ruins while the family's away, being popular with other spiders, helping out moths, and fishing.
This seems clear. Writing!
>>45326418The Sara storytime on the askThe teachers at the academy where at their wits end. No one could handle this spider and the building couldn't take many more "Practice sessions".That is when they heard the rumors, out there was a rare breed of adventurer, a mage buster. One hadn't been born in a century but their savior had come.They spent months sending letters through the guild desperately trying to get the mage buster to come, and at last she had accepted their request, none too soon, as the "Little" spider was blowing their classes and they couldn't prevent her from learning stronger magics for much longer.They had arranged to meet at the guild hall and they day came when they entered but it couldn't be.No gods could be so cruel.No world could be so unfair.No fate could lead to this.But it was true, the proof was before them.The mage buster was another fucking spider.
>>45326443>And also they were sisters.These were dark days for the mage academy. Even after graduation, hope was nowhere to be found for a long time, and the scars still remain on the school both physically and emotionally.
>>45326418>Level 100, haha! And she's used for adventurer hazing too.Cogratulations on your evolution. You're now a Mistress of Threads arachne.Yes, it's normal to hear people rolling dice in your head.
>>45326497I want to know how Sara's roommate fared.
>Elle still listed as Widow Arachne
>>45326794She hasn't necessarily /evolved/ yet, she's just at 100.Though when she does evolve, given she's almost certain to be an Orb, we'll finally have a sibling with a bigger butt than us.
>>45326881>given she's almost certain to be an OrbMaybe she gets to be a Haf-Tailor-Lord Archne.
>>45326881>bigger butt than usAnd then we can tease her, mwhahahaha
>>45326949Dat orb tho
"Aren't you from the-""Nah, I'm proper city born.""Ah. Sorry, yes.""No problem there, y'know. Not gonna get all upset cause you can't guess where I was born.""Um. Is she going to be alright?""Maybe? She'll froth her way out of it eventually.""Literally?""Yea. 'S why we took away her axe."You aren't certain you'd be this nonchalant about someone berserking. On the other hand, there isn't really anything you can do about it.You settle yourself down a bit."Well, as long as you are up-""Gah. Hells, This is gonna mess up the shifts.""Sorry. Have you been further in the dungeon?""Than this? A bit. ""What's it like, yes?"He shrugs, the motion lifting the woman up and down in time with his shoulders. "Changes. Mostly fire. Sometimes weird stuff.""Like what?""This. There was a lake, once. Full of wheat.""What?""Yeah, I didn't really get it. And one time everything was upside down. Walking on clouds with wheat hanging overhead."What do you even say to that?>Well, on the whole, the dungeon is still a step up from wizards.>Time to go!>Nin has dust. There's probably something for the problem lady. >Other (?)
>>45326898Nah, REQM said back when we were a widow that Orb was the weaver evo.Although...>Elle is tailor half-lord>her chitin grows strands of silk that naturally weave together>she's constantly cutting pieces off and sewing stuff to it>everyone else in Oakring sees her cutting chunks out of herself and stitching random pieces of clothing to her ass
>>45327129>>Well, on the whole, the dungeon is still a step up from wizards.
>>45327129>Well, on the whole, the dungeon is still a step up from wizards.>Nin has dust. There's probably something for the problem lady.
>>45327129>Well, on the whole, the dungeon is still a step up from wizards.>Time to go!
>>45327129When are you going to update the char sheets?
>>45327129>Well, on the whole, the dungeon is still a step up from wizards.So far, anyway. There's still time to run into libraries full of books expounding the greatness of weasels, and intricate busts made in their image.
Wizards and Dust?Writing!>>45327267It's a long weekend. If I can't manage it during the week, I'll shoot for then.
>>45327267I want to know when we get to find out our remaining hidden skills.
>>45327325"As soon as we discover them", though apparently we've already used one.We're pretty sure one is "Right to Rule" or "Power of Fear", and the other might be something like "royal imperiousness".
>>45327478Its definitly something with Fear, given it boosts our Intimidate ability.
>>45327478www.becomeawordgameexpert.com/wordlists13.htmHere's a list of 13 letter words.We need to look through it to find ones that apply to Lyra.
>>45327478Shouldn't using something count as discovering it?Could really do with some clues.
>>45327478Sure its not Queen of Fear?
>>45327559Apparently we used it without realizing we had.So it probably happened during the intimidation of the bigot priest.
>>45327577It might be. The two I said were just the most commonly suggested ones from earlier threads.
>>45327555QueenlinessconflagrationMagic resistability/resistiveness?Diving into that thing is a sure fire way to lose a week.
>>45327478I have a feeling the first word for the second one is "regal".
"Hm. Well, it is already better than wizards, yes.""What?""Nothing. Ah, I think my friend can help your friend.""How's that then?"You nod. You grab Nin on her next lap nearest to the camp, dragging her to a briefly grateful halt. "Nin.""Haaaah. Yes.""You have dust for this, yes?"She blinks, glancing from you to the calm looking dwarf restraining a still howling woman."Is that normal?""A different sort of normal, yes? Can you calm her down?"She nods."Do you want calm, or asleep, or unable to move or-""Just calm, if ya can.""I can! It's going to get you too. If you don't let her go.""I'm going back to sleep. Bitta calm never hurt noone.""That's only if noone stabs you while you're all calm.""Why would anyone be stabbing you while you're all calm?""'Cause a moth used dust to calm you so they could stab you?""You gonna stab me?""No.""Then get on with it.""I can do that."The moth takes to the air, stabilizing herself to hover over the two adventurers, and her wings shimmer with gold in the red sunlight, dust glinting as it starts to fall. It doesn't take long for the woman's kicking to slow. Apparently, screaming and howling that much requires a great deal of air. And there is a great deal of dust in that. The dwarf sneezes, shaking his head side to side as he releases his partner. "Damn, that's fast.""Of course!""You sell it?"She shrugs, looking to you."You can if you want to, yes? It is your decision.""Yes, then?""Right. Then-"Negotiations are boring. She seems to have gotten a price comparable to your silk for it though, so the moth is overall pleased. And ominous giggling aside, you're happy for her."Right. Thanks.""Mhm!""You good to watch, Quinn?""Yeah? Yeah. Sure.""Bang your shield if there's trouble.""I can do that."And with that, the dwarf disappears back into the tent.>Are you better now?>Gather party and set forth!>Is Ezzy still exercising?>Other (?)
Huh.. should we team up with the not-monsters for a bit? I I mean.. safety in numbers and all that. But less loot..But possible shenanigans.I'm torn.
>>45327790>Are you better now?>Is Ezzy still exercising?
>>45327790>>Gather party and set forth!
>>45327790>Are you better now?
>>45327790>Gather party and set forth!>Is Ezzy still exercising?
>>45327790>>Are you better now?>Is Ezzy still exercising?Let's not forget her again.
>>45327790>>Gather party and set forth!>>Is Ezzy still exercising?
>>45327790>Gather party and set forth!
>>45327790>Is Ezzy still exercising?>Gather party and set forth!>>45327822We have no need at all for saftey in numbers, it jut gives more squishy bodies for us to worry about, we'd be outrright handicapped by bringing them along, and thats assuming they would want to.
>>45327790>Are you better now?>Gather party and set forth!>Is Ezzy still exercising?
>>45327899You say that now, and then we get a monsterproof boss. Then who will be regretting things?I dunno I just want something other than wheat.
>>45327822I'd rather not make a bad problem even worse.
A bit of each? Writing!
>>45327951As long as finally start actually moving through the dungeon again.
Hopefully we run into these chucklefucks later, they seem funny.
>>45327971Don't be silly anon, we won't be out of the dungeon till mid March. Just enjoy the ride.
>>45328017I don't expect us to be out of the dungeon anytime soon, I just want us to move through the dungeon, actually doing things.
A part of me wishes Shezka went white christmas on the first level so we have fought a giant ice elemental and polar bears.Yeah, I know it almost certainly doesnt work like that. An anon can dream.
>>45328210We can always try it on the way out, and you never know until you try.Might just cause the dungeon to go full on "wtf? seriously?"
>>45328244I have a feeling there's a teleporter at the end that brings you out at the start.Otherwise given the respawn rate it'd be a really long slog back.
>>45328299I doubt theres anything stopping you from going back in after exiting. But eh, i doubt most anons are curious enough.
>>45328244Now Im gonna be looking for ways to break divine dungeons. In the sense that most people wouldnt do that thing, and it opens up weird/awesome alternatives. Poke unusual statues, 'rescue' the statue of the dragon instead of the princess in a puzzle, insert Konami codes when applicable..
>>45327129>"This. There was a lake, once. Full of wheat."wow, they really aren't getting that the "god of hate and gold" has the gold part refer to wheat?
You're glad that worked out, but is she actually going to be okay? Dust is basically magical drugs, right?"Hey. Quinn, yes?""Hey.""Are you okay?""Yeah. Everything is pretty great right now.""Uh. Can you fight like that?""Sure. Don't need to be angry to swing something around."Her forehead wrinkles."I think- I think I'm still angry? It just doesn't matter much right now. It's pretty nice.""Alright. Your accent is gone, yes.""Yeah. That only happens when I get angry. Don't you act different when you're angry?""Not by much, I think.""She clicks and hisses and glows. And sometimes lights herself on fire.""Oh. You got it rough, huh.""Nin!""Take care. And thanks."You haul the moth away with you before the conversation goes anywhere else you don't want it to be. Sheszka and Jin swoop back into place with a yell- Which leaves you down precisely one member of the team.Come to think of it, you didn't tell Ezzy to stop, did you.Whoops.You find her halfway to the next bridge, and more noodle-like than ever. Which is fairly impressive, as she's a snake. You lift the droopy scaled noodle- who manages to surpise you with a small burst of action as you start to move. Her tail wraps neatly around your forearm and she clings to your hand with a grunt, glaring at you from between your own fingers."Heat.""Heat what, yes.""Heat pleassssse!"Good enough. You cross the bridge, leaving the safety zone behind. Ahead of you is a long trail of islands and bridges. And potentially un-edible plant monsters. The next island is quiet, though. Quieter. There's still the wind, and the rustling of plants, but nothing is attacking you at the moment. There is, however, more than one bridge. And a stone monument. 'To all those who would challenge my realmBe they desirous of fortune or fameI will forgive no tresspassChoose your own fate.On one path lies the might of earthOn the other, the unending fury of my willCHOOSE'>Earth?>Fury?>Other (?)
>>45328449>Fury?Unending? FREE ALL YOU CAN EAT BUFFET!
>>45328449First instinct is earth. Not all friends are fireproof.Uhm.. look behind the monument, just in case?
>>45328449>>Earth?WE SHALL RULE THIS PATH
>>45328449>Fury?Haha time for prizes!
>>45328449>>Fury?So far this has been easy, let's see if we can find a challenge.
>>45328449>QUEENl..[gagged moth noises]>Fury?
Wait, we're a spider, right? Can floating islands be checked underneath?
>>45328449> Earth?> See if we can earth bend the statue, since it's made of stone.
>>45328449>Fury?>FURY!Big fat monsters, finally!
Yes! I finally made a live thread!>>45328449>Fury?Earth, which we cannot eat, versus something we can? No contest!
>>45328472>>45328483>>45328516>>45328530>>45328549>>45328555>>45328624>>45328654>It's only giant fire elementals.
>>45328449I love how so many people are voting fury because it (probably) means more food.
>>45328449>>>Fury?Please let it be bears.
>>45328678Is that a "I know exactly why I have this boner" face?
>>45328678I can live with that too. Imagine how happy Jin will be!
Fury? I'll take 1d10!
Rolled 10 (1d10)>>45328711
Rolled 9 (1d10)>>45328711
Rolled 4 (1d10)>>45328711
>>45328717And then everyone was a fire elemental.
>>45328766My offhand guess is dragon.
>>45328830The 1 we rolled for an encounter a while back was pretty bad and got Sheszka poisoned, so I'd guess a 10 is something good.
>>45328917>IT'S THE GOD OF JOLLY COOPERATION! PRAISE THE SUN!
>>45328917Encounter rolls are for a table, which according to REQM isn't particularly sorted after anything.Also that was a nat1 on a d100, not a encounter roll.
>>45328766The stone was actually worn and should actually read "furry"
>>45329148That's way scarier.
>>45329148So what more weasels?
>>45329170>scarierI think you mean 'tastier'.Some furries are bears, after all.
>>45329219>"bears"No, scarier is the correct word.
oh shit this is running today I forgot to check what are we doing
>>45329322Weasels and wheat, son.
>>45329407vomit inducing, not scary
>>45329407I think Fire spells are effective.To avoid nausea from being too close to the abomination it is better to burn it from afar.
>>45329441>boner inducing, not scaryfixed that for you
>>45329407It's scary on the intellectual level. The knowledge that somebody out there not only finds that sexually attractive due to the animalistic features, but believes that his deviant pornography is normal and should be socially acceptable as art is extremely disconcerting. It's like the uncanny valley, except with how fucked up somebody is instead of how fucked up something looks.
>>45329482>being a furfagI'm so sorry for you
>>45329407Furry shit is not allowed on /tg/.
>>45329501I just like tits, ass and pussy m8, I don't care if they're covered in fuzz or not.
>>45329407I don't care about furry one way or the other, but you probably should delete that, posting furry outside of /b/ is technically a bannable offense.
Well. Pitting yourself against earth might be fun, right? It'd be a good fight. But that's- Well, there's your magic. And the blessing. It wouldn't be easy, you're sure. The resistance to your powers in the whole dungeon is certainly a testament to that. But.Fury. There's no way something capable of making something like this would have a a weak will. A little spark of ire that could barely touch those it's directed against, right? It's be something big. Bigger. Bigger than you, than your mom. Something worth fighting. Your mind has barely processed the words before you've made your decision, stepping onto the bridge, moving forwards, advancing. The platform you're led to is a lot less... verdant. The rocks are more bare, the sunlight tinged ever mroe red, a scent of something indescribable on the wind. And in front of you-A portal. Cracked stones, ugly scratches.So you step on through. And into-A town?No, that's not right. You look left and right, trying to piece together what feels wrong. It's not just a town, right?Houses. An inn. A temple. Another... Inn? Second temple?You glance back, between the buildings. That's it. They're different.Not in the 'different buildings' way. Built differently. They don't belong together. They don't belong to the same time. Even with magic- Oakring was built in the same way. The city was built in the same way. But here- One is crude logs, notched and bound together. Another is a stone pyramid, rising tall. A house, a cabin, a tent, a hut. Mud bricks, planks of wood, sandstone, a burrow, a broken ship built to sit forever ashore. You move forwards, into the silent twilight of this layer, looking for an answer. The piecemeal village is small. Only a few mismatched rows, though there's more than enough styles to leave you confused. And past that-
>>45329622Past that, it's all the same. A gold field of wheat, still visible in the starlight, stretching between rough fences, reaching to a forest beyond.And then the silence breaks, and one voice starts to roar. And another, and another-Lights flicker into being past the fields. Torches held high, voices rising in unison, weapons glimmering in the smoky light.Feet pound the ground, fields burn, and a wave of enemies races towards you->Pull back! You can use the buildings!>Meet them here!>Charge into the fields!>other (?)
>>45329644>Meet them here!Armour up!
>>45329644>Pull back! You can use the buildings!So, a wave of what? Humans? Wheat monsters?
>>45329644>Meet them here!We don't know the layout of the town and it could actually backfire on us.
>>45329644>Pull back! You can use the buildings!
>>45329644>Meet them here!The fields are already burning, and we could get cornered in town.
>>45329644>Meet them here!Put on that armor and maybe raise a stone wall or something.
>>45329644>Meet them here!
>>45329644>Pull back! You can use the buildings!Let them face the terror of a giant spider in street combat
>>45329675Angry villager mob, I think.They're racists attacking a diverse monster friendly town, I'm betting.
>>45329644>Meet them here
>>45329644>Pull back! You can use the buildings!Weave a net on the ground to slow down their charge.
>>45329644>Meet them here!PROTECT the town!
>>45329697I'd agree with you, but I'm seriously doubting a small town has anything we can't smash through or climb up.
>>45329644>Meet them here!Inb4 they're weaselmen or wereweasels.
>>45329622>Meet them here!
>>45329770I'm more worried about our friends.
>>45329644>Meet them here!Town feels weird and wheat has low visibility. In the middle looks like the best bet.
>>45329770>>45329808we need to get like, some kind of skull-hatchplates for our friends various nooks and crannies.To stop falling debris and the like.
Meeting them where you stand?3d100, please!
Rolled 10, 77, 41 = 128 (3d100)>>45329826in fact, what we need is actually skull-eyelids.>>45329860
Rolled 27, 50, 4 = 81 (3d100)>>45329860
Rolled 91, 53, 32 = 176 (3d100)>>45329860
Rolled 33, 6, 54 = 93 (3d100)>>45329860For Scooby Doo mysteries?
>>45329860Can we get the option to armor up if we're meeting a mob of indeterminate enemies? Please?
>>45329644>>Charge into the fields!Cmon blessing of protection...
>>45329898We are defaulting to armor up already
>>45329898Armouring up will happen!
so, like...what kind of enemies?
>>45330064We wouldn't be so lucky. It's Lyra's fate to never encounter a veritable Bear Buffet.
>lyra is the only one in the group who enjoyed that bug we killed earlierFreaking non-insectivores.
>>45330049What is the only kind of enemy that comes equipped with torches and pitchforks?
>>45330151Mob type.Which, really, can include almost anything.
Hey guys, I have a confession to make. We... We might have borrowed your dice for a bit, just to hold onto for now, they were so shiny and you guys didn't seem to need them. Our bad.
No bears that when you kill them they turn in to plants. This place is custom made for each person on how to piss them off the most.
>>45330167The dice were good to us when we needed them.Nowadays they're closer to "how hard we win" rather than "whether we win".
This dungeon seems really long.I hope you combat guys are enjoying it. I can't wait until we join back up with auntie on the surface though.
>>45330241Same, I enjoy the SoL parts more tb.h.
>>45330241You should probably come back next year.
>>45330284Hey, there's still some stuff for me. we just got done talkin' to some adventurers.
>>45330241It only feels long cause REQM's schedule's been fucked.
>>45330241This dungeon has only been 3 stages and maybe 4-5 threads sofar, most of which we didn't evn spend on travelin.
>>45330312That actually is probably correct.Oh well, prep for fighting a large mob of... sssomething. Peasants. Of nonspecific type.>>45330330Yeah, I guess I'm just used to fake not-dungeons like the wizard's. That, and we only just now found out that there's a few more levels ahead.
>>45330312And also because of the pacing.
>>45330241I can't wait till we get to forge something, myself. Or use the new web. Or start on an airship. Or decide to boat to elfcity. Or write to family. Or anything beside wheat.
>>45330457Oh man we need to finish this wheat so we can write our wheat dungeon review.
>>45330457>Or anything beside wheat.Well, people picked the dungeon of despair. What do you expect.
>>45330477I think, one day, we will learn that dungeons are designed specifically to make you have an unpleasant time in them.Also, this is still better than timed underwater mission the dungeon.
>>45330457I wouldn't mind a thread where we see what happens when Sara and Aria meet up, and Elle evolves. I feel so sorry for the people of Oakring, It must be terrifying.
>>45330507>It must be terrifying.They wake up one day, to see every single building in the town covered in a gigantic dress.No exceptions.
>>45330507well, at least it's not the worst kind of terrifying.I mean, getting dressed up is a lot better than dying.
>>45330534She starts using corsets in her dresses
When are we getting to our "cover everything in webs" plan?
>>45330507We get back, years later. Scarred in body but bright in spirit, to find a spider-shaped construct of silk and lace. Elle, somehow evolved beyond us, the centerpiece of a burgeoning town in ten thousand kinds of fabric. Above it all, a tree fort grown in layers upon layers, worshipped and feared by the commonfolk. As we approach, a hush spreads throughout the town. The nearly eldrich being focuses on us, still weaving as she speaks. Then Elle politely asks us if we've seen any new fashion and if we could expand the bath a bit?
>>45330584remind me to take fashion notes in elftown.
>>45330584Suddenly, Nin mentions that we can make a new type of silk.
You stand your ground, armour closing over you as your friends fan out, taking to the skies- or sheltering behind you.You ready your spear as the wave grows closer, allowing you to finally see what you're up against.You're really very tired of magical darkness.The enemies are humans. Of a sort, anyways. Raiders, like you would see in some sort of history book. Barely clothed, simple weapons. Painted and screaming as they throw themselves towards the town. You spear sweeps through them like nothing at all, casting blood and bodies to the dirt. It doesn't feel like they're adventurers. Weapons don't reach you, even as they pile in, crowding the corpses they've left behind.Sheszka is in the same position as you- She's shifted into a giant wolf, wantonly unleashing blizzards around herself. Warriors shatter if the magic catches them before she does- And the ones it doesn't, she smashes down all the same. The only person left behind is Jin- the little wounds left behind by her barrages don't deter them at all, streaming blood only adding to their warpaint as they scrabble forwards to the fight. You don't allow the ack of effort to infringe on your attitude, relentlessly keeping your focus on your enemies. You scythe through them like a reaper, scattering the last of the raiders as the blaze in the fields rise. And as the last one falls, the world lurches around you. Buildings grind and change, swapping places and time periods alike, forming the mish-mash town anew. The field waves as though a grand wind had blown through it, and the burnt wheat vanishes like your foes, pristine fields in it's place. The stars overhead turn slowly, a grand moon taking it's place in the sky. And then another yell goes up, and more torches are raised. And a charge begins again.
>>45330534Some things are worse than death.
A lotta monster folk are gonna be damn weirded out by the fact that Lyra, and her sisters have all evolved twice before their first birthdays.
>>45330638And I'm going to close it there tonight!Thanks for bearing with me, Last week was a bit on the rough side. I'll stick around and answer questions and the like in thread.
>>45330668....It's not cannibalism if we eat them right?
>>45330668Would the weasels have had less of a natural bonus against Ezzy if we'd made them fire elementals?
>>45330668Thanks for the run.Question: was it a who or a what that let Sara get the chaos tome? That seems awfully convenient, and trollish.
>>45330668Thanks for running spiderguy. How much risk are our friends in from falling rubble if we do a koolaid maneuver? >>45330683Iiii am leery of this.
>>45330683Its okay as long as your really hungry, and if they're jerks. They qualify as both
>>45330668Thanks for running!Is this the place adventurers usually farm for exp?Just killing the raiders and then waiting for them to respawn.
>>45330668So the town's made of buildings that've been razed in bandit raids?
>>45330283The SoL is "fun" because we are so overpowered that none of the challenges we face have any risk or tension. "muh comfy" in other words.
>>45330681Thanks for playing!>>45330683It's double cannibalism! But they're vanishing anyway at the moment.>>45330702Technically yes.>>45330712Thanks for playing! Noone really let her get it, per se. It's more that someone was studying it in the library, and left it unattended for more than 2 minutes. And returned to find it gone.>>45330715Thanks for playing!Fairly minor, depending on the friends. Sheszka can pretty much do it herself these days, Jin is getting fairly tough. Ezzy would be fine as long as she wasn't wrapped around something you used to smash through the wall in the first place. Nin might be in trouble.
>>45330773I feel like this is part of a three page dissertation you have on the subject and I don't think I agree with most of this.
>>45330773Yup. Lyra's a total Mary Sue and also everyone who spends time with her slowly starts to turn into a Mary Sue themselves.
>>45330773I dunno, Nin frequently 'defeats' Lyra during the SoL stuff.
>>45330722People technically do actual farming on the first floor. As for fighting enemies repeatedly, not really. People get tired. >>45330741Good guess!
>>45330787Where do I find this tail of Magic Spider?>>45330797She's really not that bad. Everyone else is just an idiot.
>>45330787>It's more that someone was studying it in the librarySomeone happened to be studying a book containing instructions on a lost believed school of magic in the library?
>>45330773>>45330797I thought we've agreed that lyra is an overlevelled diablo elite mob.
>>45330832What's this talk abotu a chaos tome?
>>45330899>http://pastebin.com/u/REQMUnder SaraLevel 65: Ooh, new book.Level 72: I ruined a bit of the practice hall.Level 73: The window in my room is larger.
>>45330796>a three page dissertationYou are vastly over estimating how much I care. I don't hate this quest or the others that ride its coat tails, it just seems like in avoiding the grimderpier aspects of the source material, they squander their potential to a greater or lesser degree.
>>45330930Okay how does that make it a chaos tome though?
>>45330797Weren't there some challenges recently? That brother and sister were on our level, right?
>>45330954Read the pastebin.
>>45330941Everyone has different tastes.
>>45330967yeah, we lost to them.Like I said, the only thing we're going to be running up against these days that is going to be our bane is groups of high level adventurers.Just like any high level monster.
>>45330968>All those ranks in a shitton of different magic
>>45330850I'll out and admit that I forgot I wrote that. Ignore that answer, My apologies. I'm an idiot.
>>45330996We didn't lose, they became more interested in fighting each other then fighting us.
>>45331055we stopped fighting them when one of them held a spear to our neck and called "point".That means we lost.
>>45331055That was before, then we fought both of them at the same time, and the sister scored a (technical) point on us after we threw the duke out of the ring.Though to be fair Lyra didn't go all out in that fight, and I assume neither did the Twins.
>>45331093We caught a blow from his two handed bullshit adventurer greatsword, one handed.
>>45331063>>45331093I remember that happening now. Still they have nothing on mother spider.
>>45331123We caught lightning once too. I really hope we can manage more bullshit spellbreaking/manipulation in the future.
>>45331143well that's just because our mom is the strongest mom.
>>45331123deflection rather than catching. We knocked it sideways so it missed
>>45331161Fuck I just read Zach and Ephrams pastebin. HALevel 60: Went to visit Elle.Level 61: Came home with dresses.
>>45331123Um, no. We deflected it with our indestructible skull butt.
>>45331190>>45331123yeah, it was a parry.It is SUPER EASY to parry large weapons.
>>45331190No, we literally caught a lightningbolt during "experimenting" with dad and Sara once
>>45331206you got it reverse.We deflected it with our hand, and took it with our skullbutt.Not took it with our hand and deflected with skullbutt.
Sara can now invoke reality storms, and is improving her enchanting. Lyra has a growing skill of forging and is blessed by a god of said skill.Reality cracking spear when?
>>45331206He swung more than once, in the last attack we caught his sword while his sister scored a point on us.
>>45331243The duke used his most powerful attack. One that destroys castle walls. We blocked it on our Skullbutt. It did nothing.
>>45331286Yeah.Look, our skullbutt is REALLY TOUGH.Like, so much so that I think if we were ever hit by one of those attacks that dissolves the whole dude but his boots, it will be our skullbutt left behind.
>>45331250I feel like any legendary thing our family will make is going to be some kind of battle dress.
>>45331286To be fair, it would have likely done a lot more if we had taken it on any other part of our body besides the explicitly virtually indestructible one.
>>45331339...you have a point. Elle/Sara teamup with Lyra's materials?
I was reading pastebins, and elle is gaining hunting levels from dress ambushing townspeople.This is good.
>>45331535That poor centaur. He's going to have a nervous breakdown soon.
>>45331615But he'll be very pretty while he's doing it!
>>45331615Either that or when we get back he's going to have an eyepatch and a grizzled voice.Like everyone does after shit goes wrong in a timeskip.
>>45331639Heysince Ezzy isn't a gaseuos snakeor a fluid snakewhat kind of snake is she?
>>45332487no...no the joke is...it's solidbecause three primary states of mater....she's a solid snake...
>>45332506...Damn, that's actually funny.Good one, anon.
>>45331639I'm okay with that, as long as the eyepatch as frilly bits.
>>45331047Don't be to hard on your self I've been to library's there are books there that never see the light of day
Oh shit I saw this in a thread the other day.
>>45331031She's a proper wizard.Lyra and company just ride along natural elemental affinities, with Lyra barely dipping a pedipalp into actual spellcraft of one element, which she still supports with natural affinity.
>nin's secret skill: level 4>must keep quiet so lyra doesn't find outOh.