>Go to omegle>put roleplaying as my interest>trying to DM a somewhat generic Dark Souls inspired fantasy game>they keep disconnecting before I even write the second postFucking gay
Have you tried not playing Omegle?
>>45260556People who having RP as their interest on Omegle are generally looking for ERP. We did have a series of threads a while back where people would go on en masse and hijack their roleplays or else roleplay with each other, but they died out after a while.
>>45260625That's the joke
>not going along with the ERP and then revealing yourself to be a bear with high bluff stats at the right moment
>>45261067What if they're into bears?
Drop your Spaghetti and leave
>>45260625I still have my Brogan folder
>>45264386Was meant as replie to >>45263176
>>45263176Well it's an ERP so they technically would be
>>45260556>Omeagle>Trying to run a serious roleplaying gameAre you actually assuming these people have a character sheet in front of them and are ready to spend 2+ hours doing a 1o1 game with a complete stranger?I mean, how do you even take dice rolls, or are you playing freeform?Honestly, if you want to do something like that, you should organize it beforehand.
You'd probably have better luck going on Chatroulette with a GoPro and doing a first person, text command game. Remember to carry out their inputs as best you can and as far as you can. The dignity of RPGs and player agency demand it.
>Go onto Omegle>"RP" as an interest>End up running a quest where the other player is kaiju>"You can start off in New York, Tokyo, San Fr-">"San Fransisco.">"Is that your final choice?">"San Fransisco and I have unfinished business">End up destroying the city and fighting off a rival KaijuYou can get some good stuff if you dig
I mean I COULD go back to omegle but I really don't want toI jerked off to some weird shit in the past
>>45260556I don't get it guys, it's like nobody wants to DM.
>You both like Role playing.>Stranger: F.>You: I'm a dual classed fighter/mage>Stranger: Okay..>Stranger has disconnected.Maybe I should put my level too
>>45260556>Dark Souls inspired fantasy gameIt's what you get for wanting the bottom tier of fantasy.
>>45264412?????Care to explain?And possibly dump?
>>45266410She disconnected because you picked a martial.
I tried, but he didn't go along I feel
>>45266618>Roleplaying with a botPretty than most faglords on Omegle
>>45266481I didn't want to go kensai/mage like all the other tools>You both like roleplay, and rp.>Stranger: F?>You: no, fighter/mage>Stranger: Shit build>Stranger has disconnected.Motherfucker
>>45266737Oh it was a bot, sadme
I went at omgle to troll and now I'm roleplaying with as a soldier with a guys who's pretending to be qt angel.I'm ok with this.
>>45267081Some Brogans are weaker than others, unfortunately I didn't organize my folder, I just saved them from the old omegle threads.
>>45267107I'm hosting, so that's all for now. Maybe some other anon has some Brogan saved on their hardc
>>45267056>>45267081>>45267107>>45267135No one ever wants to fight these orcs.
>>45267056>>45267081>>45267107>>45267135What's with this format? I've met one like this today.
...Is it time for another crusade, battle-brothers?
>>45268811Of course. It's always time to crusade.
Black Templar time? Black Templar time.
>>45269426Doing God's work anon.
My bretheren. It is time
Reposting old tales, to inspire the young crusaders.
>>45270143Alas, last crusade, we were... Betrayed, from within. A rogue battle-brother, stealing our Purity Seals.
I have found a worthy RPer. Details in a bit.
>>45271584I don't enjoy anyone you have been paired with, why do you?
>>45271809I have very few joys in life.But she went along with it.
>>45270072All these guys just wanna pretend they're high school girls and get reamed and then /tg/ comes by and throws orcs at them.
>>45271901So, they get reamed, anyway?
>>45261067My favorite is the bait and lich. >all this excitement has made my glamour fall off teehee!
>>45265696>Are you actually assuming these people have a character sheet in front of themYou don't? I have 10 different sheets next to me right now, you never know when roleplay can happen
>Stranger: (Please say if reading.Females only must be comfortable with playing a anthro animal aka furry or scaly.) I was to put it in simple terms a mad scientist. I had way too much time and money combined with my private island All things I inherited from my parents after their deaths.My interest as science began at a very young at age, as my interest and talent grew I developed a god complex. Luring in females i killed them to harvest their DNA for my work,but that was only half of the needed material. My love for animals was as strong as my love for science so with my funds I built myself a private zoo on the island. Using the animals for their precious DNA, never killing them only taking blood and tissue. I began to create life my daughters to serve my every desire. No human animal combination was off the list for me if I will it I'll create it. You were on of my daughters combined from the animal of my fancy at the time and human DNA. Grown and educated in a tank that I use as an artificial womb. Watched over by me and your sisters until your birthday, that was long ago at course. All you had nowadays was me, your sisters and whatever tasked you choose to do for the rest of life. (My character Michael slicked back black hair,brown eyes, 6ft, 180lbs, mid build. I wear a pressed white lab coat and pants.) (I am gonna need a description of your character, a name and her job. Here's a list of options, cook, housekeeping, maintenance, security, lab technician.Please creative with character.)Wasn't this the plot of a movie or something
>>45267056>YOU SHOULD HAVE KEPT YOUR HEAD FRIEND!all of my keks
>>45266174Someone just ruined their chance at getting it on with a hot fighter jet.
Whenever I read these threads, I want to attempt to set something up that get's these people actually invested in what I'm presenting, not just playing along with their fantasy before suddenly dropping a horde of Orcs on them. You know what, I may actually try and do it. Here's a short intro bit I've typed up. Will be doing some dungeon prep later. Think this'll hook at least one person?>Please respond if you are reading.>M21, dark brown eyes, short light-brown hair fading to blond. Face is worn, but with a clear glint of hope and determination in my eyes. 1.80 m, 75 kg. Not hugely built, but there's a wiry strength to me.>For the longest time, it seemed my life was forfeit. Seventh son of a seventh son, so barely any inheritence; no chance for an apprenticeship at any of the guilds, with only hard, menial labour left. You were in a similar position, with no outlook on life.>Today, that is going to change.>Years ago we realized there is no way we could make it on our own. However, there is wealth untold in the forgotton ruins of old. That would be our ticket to the top.>So we started saving money, pooling our resources ever so slowely. We kept tabs on rumours, stories and legends of treasures, graves of forgotten kings, hoards of long-dead dragons.>After five years of saving, we are finally ready to head out and wager our lives on this one slim chance. I've got an old, nicked sword that must've gone through eight different owners before me, an almost threadbare set of brigandine armour, a dented helmet and a battered shield.>Please respond with a description of your character. Be creative but keep the following in mind: plying the wilderness for treasure is for the desperate and the foolish. What makes you desperate or foolish enough to try this?>>45272919You might be thinking of Splice. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Splice_(film)
Why are people so racist?
>>45274267I just can't seem to get past the initial stages.
You both like roleplay.Stranger: 8===============DYou: that's a big cockStranger: Yeah, it represents mine You: bane?Stranger: Bane??You: what's getting caught part of your plan?Stranger: I legit dont know whar your talking about lolYou: well congratulations you got yourself caughtYou: what's the next step of your master planStranger: WutStranger: ?????????Stranger: I dont have a planStranger has disconnected.
>>45274356This just looks awkward.
>>45272804>needing a character sheet
You can't even be honest with these people.
I'm bad at this stuff too>Stranger: Hi I'm Brandon.>You: Hi Brandon>Stranger: Hi.>You: Why are you here, tell the group your problems>Stranger: I don't know. I like roleplay but not sexual I like an actual story so I'm just finding anyone to do it with.>You: Okay, you're walking down a dark alley, drunk and dirty and your buds are nowhere to be found>You: When suddenly>You: A skeleton pops out>Stranger has disconnected.
I had an adventure.
Why do all these "girls" want you to RP as a jock with anger issues? It's like they are expecting you to be a barbarian.
>>45274763Like you don't want a girl barbarian with anger issues
>>45274763I keep getting asked to play a dominant female.But when I say that I'm a Halfling Barbarian, they just leave.
>>45274763Girls want to be able to tame the bestial man and teach him love, and get all the benefits of what such a man would be like in the bedroom without the defects.Sort of like ride the bull.
>>45274818 Then why do they hate the orcs? They are just what they are looking for.
>>45274772This guy gets it. Flip the genders around and it's cute or alluring, the idea that you're the one who can calm them down where no one else can.>>45274842The orcs are too violent and uncivilized. Angry jocks are only loosely uncivilized in that they're big and tough and don't get along well with others, and still hot.
>Stranger: 19/M looking for a mature woman willing to play a sex-starved mother in a hardcore sexual play. The less limits, the better. I'm Joshua, 6'4, short black hair, green eyes, quite fit and muscular. My size is up to you - I can be 8 inches if you prefer regular, 15 if you want a monster. Oh, and I'm dominant, to clear any possible confusion.We've been living alone for a while now, considering my father left a long time ago and you haven't had any luck in finding a new man for three years now. On the bright side, you've successfully climbed the corporate ladder - you're a CEO of one of the most powerful companies in our city, which means quite a lot. With that, we've been planning a big move, but haven't decided on where to move to. I've been studying in university while helping you out from time to time.Friday evening, I just got home from uni, having had a student council meeting. Needless to say, I'm quite tired. I let out a small yawn and enter the living room. "Anyone home?" I ask loudly, wondering if you're home or not. I'm wearing a simple white shirt and classic style jeans.>You: I crash though the window and ready my gun>You: Get on the fucking ground scum, your megacorporation days are over>Stranger has disconnected.Bet he never expected shadowrunners in the living room
>>45274842To put it in animu terms: girls want slice of life, guys want battle harem.
>>45274999That's not really a post I wanted to get trips on.
>>45274999>>45275659They've been checked whether you like it or not.
>>45275697You fool! You'll kill us all!
>>45275907Don't make me destroy you Christian.
Oh shit Omegle thread.
Omegle is filled with bots, I use Shamchat and just put my name as "the GM" or something similar. It's way easier to filter people when you know that "young flarion waiting to be filled to burst with cum" is probably not going to want to fight orks and steal treasure.
>>45276127Sometimes they do. Boredom does strange things to a mind.
>>45276127I thought baiting normalfags was the point. It's just a bigger win if they get into it.
>>45276184Are you trying to telling me that Pokemon ERPers are normal?
>>45276197Not in the slightest, I was just referring to the usual partner you see i.e.17>FSoCal or whatever shithole
>>45276222Ok, I laughed.
>>45276459>Randy S.AvageHow did they not catch on immediately?
>>45276459Is that your real screen resolution?
FUCK U DAN I WOULD HAVE SENT U NUDES >:(
Why is everybody in omegle so tall, literally everybody is 6'2 and up
>>45276784The real question is why is everyone so fucking shy. Methinks it's high time for a crusade.
>>45276784For the same reason they have D cups and/or 8" cocks.
>>45260556Have you considered discussing the kind of game they want first? Nothing's more annoying than being in the mood for silver age Supers and being thrown into generic fantasy.
Stranger: aslYou: m/10k/holy terraStranger has disconnected.nobody lieks emperor ;_;
Stranger: I'm Will.You: I'm Emperor of MankindYou: Well, I am sitting on golden throne now for about 10k yearsYou: Probably you know me, since you have human nameYou: Stop injecting that obscura and answer meStranger: HuhStranger:Stranger has disconnected.
>>45276428>As I speak, numerous identical figures to myself stride from the forests, all with weapons drawn and advancing in a crablike manner towards your prone body>Crablike mannerABSOLUTELY LOST IT
Between the time when the internet drank AOL and the rise of the sons of Moot, there was an age undreamed of. And unto this, Klewar, destined to wear the jeweled crown of Omegle upon a troubled brow. It is I, his chronicler, who alone can tell thee of his saga. Let me tell you of the days of high adventure!
>>45277754The Saga continues!
>>45278443>>45278459>>45278476I laughed.I didn't actually catch on it was all a big Deus Ex reference until UNATCO and the Illuminati. Should've noticed the moment Bob Page was named.
>>45260556i did this a while back
>>45280803jesus christ i'm fucking crying tears dude
>go to omegle intending to troll horny fags trying to erp>end up hosting spur-of-the-moment choose your own text adventures complete with spooky monstersToday was a good day
>>45282195Please tell me you have screen caps.
>>45282258Sadly not yet. The first two I did ended abruptly with stranger disconnects, but the third one is actually currently ongoing, full of spoops and monsters. I'll try to get screencaps if I can. It's nothing too interesting or creative, so I hope you don't get your hopes up, I was just trying to be impulsive.
>>45282258>>45282195This was the best one I got after about six or seven starts. This one was almost finished so it kind of bums me out it had to end like this. It's actually a lot of fun doing this sort of thing since I'm pulling everything out of my ass constantly and trying to make things fit together coherently.
>>45285076Damn shame they quit on you, that was a fun read
>>45285076Nice and spooky. Too bad it ended. I'm actually kind of curious what the deal with the mansion was.Also. Do you use some specific browser extension or program to create these long, scrawling screen caps, or just construct them out of smaller ones?
>>45285450>>45285678Thanks guys!I use a firefox addon called 'fireshot' that allows me to take screenshots of whole pages. It works fucking miracles. I believe it's available for other browsers as well.
>>45285787On Firefox you don't need a plugin. Just open developer tools (F12) and in the settings you can toggle screenshot tool. Now you should be able to take screenshots of a whole page from your dev tools.
>>45286846Hey, good to know. Thanks man
>>45276459Is no one going to comment on the other windows that are open?
>>45288478Do you not order women online?
>>45288200Once there was a turtle, its name was Michaelangelo. Michaelangelo had a friend who was a homicidal ninja and was also a pirate. Michaelangelo really hated pizza and so he set out to destroy Little Caesars. Michaelangelo built a Flamethrower and rigged up a gocart with swords for drive-stabbing and drove into the building housing the pizza refugees, pulling a flamethrower out he screamed "DIE MUTHAFUCKAZ!!!!", and then burned the refugees into ashes. The pizza ghosts were angry at Michaelangelo, and they tried to cook his legs in a deep-fryer; luckily his nun-chucks were at his side and he grabbed them and swung at the pizza, destroying the soul-gem of the ghosts pizza thus ridding him of the pizza spirits forever. The End.
Just the picture for this thread from the crusades awhile back
Do we crusade anew, brothers?
>>45278970Also Max Payne.
>>45276969>Have you considered discussing the kind of game they want first?Ok...>Nothing's more annoying than being in the mood for silver age Supers and being thrown into generic fantasy.HAhaha
Alright, here is my own meager offering. I was kind of surprised at how long the played along with it
>>45300388D'oh. Forgot to upload the image. Here you go.
>tfw this is the most fun I've had in daysI never thought I'd enjoy trolling omegle ERPers this much.
>>45301590That's pretty neato
Adventure waits for no man
Trying to find someone from /tg/ to do some shitty fun freeform DMing for meWhere all you niggers at
I wish I had more time for this. Back in the better days I GMed an episodic game loosely based on KotOR with mechanics from lone wolf books. It went surprisingly well, but, unfortunately, not very long.
What the fuck is this "m" shit.
>>45306473It means 'male.' Most omegle roleplayers are horny teenagers looking for ERP.
>>45306167I've been doing this for the past two days on omegle, where are you at?
>>45306706Give me some tags, nigger.I'm rolling with roleplay, rp and /tg/.
>>45306720d&d, dnd, /tg/, roleplaying
>>45273657>F/A-18>HotDisgusting. I bet you like think the X-32 is hot too.
>>45306720Rollplay, grognard, neckbeard used to be our calls
I did manage to get this.
>You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!>Omegle couldn't find anyone who shares interests with you, so this stranger is completely random. Try adding more interests!>You: I don't want some random fucking stranger.>You: Hello? Hello?>You: Is this thing on?>You: Are you reading this, you yellow-bellied son of a bitch?>Stranger has disconnected.Omegle is bullshit.
>>45278443>Get the hell out of here, Denton
>>45278443>>45278459>>45278476I love how you kept shifting between Deus Ex and Max PayneAlso fucking Deus Ex Recut, I burst out laughing whenever I read lines from the intro.
>>45311231>>45311988Holy Jesus, this is way better than the fucking orcs thing
>>45276127>>45276127Shamchat is good.
>>45311231That doesn't sound very appetizing
>>45260556*puts on robe and wizard hat*