Previous Threads: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?searchall=homeless+mutant+questhttp://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/44751141/Pastebins:http://pastebin.com/UuVeJFighttp://pastebin.com/98mpGLrhhttp://pastebin.com/PmF43Sr1http://pastebin.com/JYrcDPPkYou are John James Green, mutant vagrant.“Kinda looks like most of his friends ‘encourage’ Tsar Bomber to be a bit of a lone wolf.” Nico drones, her third cup of coffee beginning to grow cold in her grasp, slouched across the sofa with her chin buried in one palm. “He isn’t seen with other members of the Bratva all too often, and he doesn’t have an address.”Well, you’re not really surprised. You don’t want to be within a hundred miles of anyone named after a giant fucking bomb.The Agency is oddly quiet at this time. You’re used to the steady thrumming of the Phantom’s fingers at her keyboard, or the sound of her murmuring quietly into her phone, providing a sort of constant background noise to the place. Now it’s just you and Nico. Layla snores gently beside you, one of her doubles snuggles up beside her for warmth (how exactly that works you’re not sure). Laura lies with her head in your lap, her eyes wide open, thoughts ticking along her skull at an almost palpable pace. You kinda want to know what’s up with her, but, to be honest, you’re not feeling so hot yourself.Or you are, actually, and that’s the problem. You feel like you could burn up into a fury at any moment. You twirl the spearhead Layla plundered from Negative’s collection along your fingers, using it to purge some of the angry energy smoldering away inside you. “He has an aunt, though.” Notes Nico, looking a little surprised. “I mean, according to testimonies he’s called her his aunt. She doesn’t have any living relatives on record, but we have an address on her.”“That’s where we start, then.” Please don't let this be another dead end. You have enough of those in your life.
>Present Time: 01:15 AM>Current Funds: $780>Hunger Level: 3/5>Solar Charge: 3/5>[ ] You want to head home and rest before you do anything else.>[ ] You’ll run this solo. You have some aggression to work out anyway.>[ ] You and Laura will pay her a visit.>[ ] Write in.
>>45155705>[ ] You want to head home and rest before you do anything else.
>>45155685>>[ ] You want to head home and rest before you do anything else.It's been a busy night
>>45155705>[ ] You want to head home and rest before you do anything else.No one is in the right mind for another mission.
just admit itwe all want JJ to fugg Laura right now instead of gangster problems
>>45155705>Hunger 3/5Only a matter of time till we feast on the pure.
Archived early just to make sure.Also, does JJ know he can talk to plants?
>>45155942No, we want to advance the relationship/resolve her identity problem a little.
>>45155954Thanks man! And wondering this too.
>>45155942Really I just want JJ to go full druid and turn the tunnel into this >>45155954He's all worked up and gardening can be very relaxing.
>>45155954We'll know when the phantoms flower box starts whispering to him.
>[X] You want to head home and rest before you do anything else.Writing.
>>45155954there was misarchivist BS? I missed the last thread
>>45155954I'll try to have him find out today.
>>45155983Putting aside druid animosity right now,with the hunger counter halfing, druidism might be the best way to keep hunger under control. Pretty damn sure ide rather we grow plants above eating people.
>>45156037is weed as annoying the people that smoke it?>"Dude! Me! lol!"
>>45156070Hey man. That's like just your opinion man
>>45156037I'm interested to see what the Blonde Phantom's potted plants think about the fact we're slowly going insane.Bonus points if there are other people in the room during the conversation
>>45156038Man it's completely natural for us to feast on the weak. We hunger.
>>45156163can't get much weaker than plants
>>45156070I'd like to think of it as utterly terrified. It spent centuries evolving defense mechanisms to keep these filthy bipedal creatures from eating it.. and now.. they burn it.No bud, stamen, or pistil is safe. All will be set to the flame.
>>45156172I'm sorry I meant to say the weak meat
>>45156163Yeah... I like being sane man, we hunger, but for pasta salad with tomatoes and a nice dressing.
“Not tonight, though.” No, definitely not tonight. “Yeah.” Agrees Nico, glancing down into the detritus at the bottom of her mug, her brow raised slightly. “Maybe not such a great idea.” Part of you wants to ask her what she’s thinking. What she thought when she saw the men and women littered at your feet, arms shattered and faces streaming, eyes dislodged painfully and teeth cracked into jagged, unkind silhouettes. You wonder if she’ll have anything to say about that. You grip the spearhead in your hand. Its strange, bonelike texture is oddly comforting, as though it accepts whatever part of you wanted to tear those men to gibbets, in its own, inanimate way. “Come on, Layla.” You nudge the tiny girl, her eyes flickering open. Laura tenses up as you begin to rise, looking up at you with wide, surprised eyes. Was she not listening? That’s not like her at all. Laura almost never just switches off and descends into her own thoughts like that. Getting up, you eventually relent to Layla’s dramatic tiredness and sling her over one shoulder, her arms wrapping about your neck. Saying goodbye to Nico, you head downstairs, into the chill of early morning. >[ ] Talk to Laura on your way back.>[ ] Give Laura some space on your way back. >[ ] Initiate hugs and kisses on your way back.>[ ] Write in.
Crusty did your ass cancer flare up again?
>>45156211Obviously we don't want salad anymore, when a festering corpse makes our mouth water.
>>45156221>[ ] Talk to Laura on your way back.
>>45156221>>[ ] Talk to Laura on your way back.
>>45156221>[ ] Talk to Laura on your way back.>>45156244Fuck the festering corpse, if you think thats a good idea then i question your judgement. Obviously a massive trap. I do not condone stepping on obvious landmines.Even captcha agrees with me on salad.
>>45156289Ehhh, it won't be long until we fail a will roll and than we feast.
>>45156221>[ ] Write in.Get the grasses opinion on the matter.
>Laura tenses up as you begin to rise, looking up at you with wide, surprised eyes. Was she not listening? >That’s not like her at all. Laura almost never just switches off and descends into her own thoughts like that. Lost in thought thinking about how great JJ's booty looks ain't she?
>>45156320Never know anon. Maybe if we get the mental squatter out of JJ's head.
>>45156336She's thinking about her getting her ass kicked by people she should have been able to kill in seconds. The good life is causing her to lose her edge.
>>45156336More concerned with the fact that she froze up at least twice during the mission.Knowing her, she's worried that JJ's going to leave her because she's losing her 'usefulness'....we still need to talk to her about that whole "I'm a thing you own" attitude she has towards us.
>>45156365don't you mean the good ass?
>>45156365Shes becoming dissociated between how she was trainned and how her own personality is. Its kind of inevitable. Considering how she was trainned to be is something she finds disgusting and wrong.>>45156392Just need to reinforce that we are not going anywhere.
>>45156411We need to reinforce that she's a PERSON who can make her own choices, and that we're with her because we love her, not because she's a toy that entertains us.
>>45156486She can be a toy if she wants to be.
>>45156486Speak for yourself. I'm pretty sure she's literally created for our entertainment.
>>45156486Pretty much, its going to be a pain in the ass to acheive, probo take a while.
>>45156486clearly we need to show her the Iron Giant
>>45156504There's no indication that she WANTS to be, though. She just doesn't know how to not be one.
>>45156532If we did that we would end up with aYou StayI goNo followingScene.
>>45156532That is actually a really good idea.Though we could try to be subtle about things.
>>45156550Hogar doesn't have superpowers though
>>45156549>>45156486Don't be so autistic. If you actively try to force unto her your way of thinking, she'd just be conforming to you, instead of developing her own personality.
>>45156344Squatter?>implying that isn't the real JJ
>>45156270>[ ] Talk to Laura on your way back."Hey gurl, want sum fuck?"
>>45156644Considering what we think the real JJ is, (ie us lot, lord forgive the poor bastards soul), any other fucker putting thoughts into his head need beating out with a crowbar.
>>45156631I wouldn't say we should force her, just make damn sure she knows that however she thinks of herself we think of her as a person.
>>45156716Which we've done. Beyond that nothing is gonna change by sitting down and saying this over and over, it's a perspective SHE has to come through.I personally don't think this is "oh God Jj doesn't find me useful anymore" and more of a "wtf why am I defective did I get the crackbitch?"
>(1/2)The clouds up above are beginning to take on a subtly lighter shade of scarlet, the first gasps of a new day creeping across the sky. It’s all red, of course, just like it’s been for weeks now, but it there are different shades, different textures. The tiny artifact in your hand is red, too, looking almost like a streak of fresh, hot blood as you twiddle it idly between your fingers. Laura walks slightly ahead of you, her bright green eyes staring down at the pavement as it rolls by. “Psst.” Layla nudges one of your legs. Then another Layla does the same on the opposite side. “What’s up with her?” You frown down at her (them). “Dunno.” You answer, resolving to find out. “And keep the dupes to a minimum out here.” Picking up the pace, you walk beside Laura, watching her in silence. Her breath flows through her in long, measured heaves. Her steps are terse and direct, and would probably appear confident to anyone else. Her eyes are gone, though, somewhere entirely else, staring more inward than outward. It takes her a minute or two to pick up on your attention, glancing your way with a halting, intentionally blank stare. You know the difference between regularly inscrutable and intentionally opaque by now.
>>45156771Crackbitch can be transmitted sexuallyclearly we must fuck Creeper and Kimura
>(2/2)“Hey.” You say, quietly. “What’s wrong?” It dawns on you that, really, someone should be asking you the same question. Maybe you’re just better at hiding this stuff.She looks away, her eyes tense. “You saw.” She says, eventually. Her voice is cold in a way you don’t think of when you imagine her, not simply uninflected, but chilling. “I hesitated.” “That’s…” Well, you were wondering about that. “…That’s not so bad. It happens.” “It does not.” She insists, her voice quiet but firm. “It is not supposed to happen. I am not supposed to be…” Her voice trails off, her eyes wandering the road for a second, as if she’s searching for the exact words she needs to express herself. “…I hate what I was made for. I hate that it is all I’m good for. But now that… now that I’m… losing… it…”She pauses. You see a hint of bright, warm wetness beneath her eyes. “…I feel disgusted. I cannot help but feel disgusted with myself for being so weak.” A soft, quite sniffle passes through her. “I don’t want to hurt people anymore. I don’t want to kill people anymore. But what… what am I… if I can’t even do the one thing I have spent my life perfecting?”>[ ] She’s a person.>[ ] She’s your girlfriend.>[ ] She’s a badass.>[ ] She just needs to get her mojo back, it happens.>[ ] Write in.
>>45156808>>[ ] She’s a person.>>[ ] She’s your girlfriend.>>[ ] She’s a badass.Person alone is trite, gf alone doesn't value her as an individual, badass isn't reassuring by yourself. Three together comes across nicely though.
>>45156808>>[ ] She’s a person.>>[ ] She’s your girlfriend.>>[ ] She’s a badass.
>>45156808>[ ] She’s a person.>[ ] She’s your girlfriend.>[ ] She’s a badass.And none of those is dependent on any other.
>>45156808>[ ] She’s a person.
>>45156808> Free to be whatever she wants to be.Welcome to america.
>>45156878She's a ginger and we didn't notice this entire time?!
>>45155685>working on my homebrew Lost Source.>HMQ is up?>someday I will make progress on this setting, but it is not this day!>>45156771>did I get the crackbitch?"crackbitch is a venereal disease, JJ caught it from that one girl while they were working with creeper>>45156808>[ ] She’s a person.>[ ] write in>give a reassuring hug, not a sexy one."whatever else, you're you. People change, it's neither bad nor good, it just is." pep-talk ensues about change.
>>45156890You forget that's only for people though. Not mutie filth.
>>45156893She was a Mexican ginger in her initial incarnation.
>>45156890Oh, I like this.
>>45156928If it looks like a human, it is a human. What are they gonna do? Ask if shes a mutie? You're a funny guy. Have some freedom.
Wow what a shitty archive description.You know if you really feel the need to early archive at least give a vague description of whats happening in the story.This doesn't tell Jack shit.
>>45156947>being this degenerateThank goodness we can scan for mutant infiltrators like you. See, this is why we need sentinels in our cities.
>>45156967Maybe I didn't know what was going to happen. There was only one post when it was archived.
>>45156967Was there even a need? I don't see anything wrong with the last archive. Most of our trolling has been silly descriptions anyways, not mislabeling and shit.
>[X] Person.>[X] Freeeeedom.>[X] Hugs.Writing.
>>45157012go out for burgers too
Hey Crusty, if we got the Deadly Neurotoxin extrapolative what would happen if we spat the venom in Kimura's mouth? Is it potent enough to take her down?
Finally caught up. Didn't realize Crusty would run today.Glad to hear/see he's okay
>>45157003That's why I said vague description.Like 'The aftermath of the fight against [insert Gas guys name]' or something along those lines.All I'm saying is that it's hard for people to find shit when looking through the archives with meta descrips
>>45157042>Spitting into Kimura's mouthHeh. Can we do that anyway?
>>45157061Why not, we punched her in the eye.
If so, we're set. That's our Kimi neutralizer and it's only two points.Too bad we aren't gonna get that or the Telescopic+Submolecular Vision. Thanks, Druids.
>>45157061Kimura is, in my opinion, just creepy and weird enough to think swallowing the saliva someone hucks at you is threatening.
>>45157148Probably.Also, hey DCCT!
Threadly reminder that Magneto was right.
>>45157113loogie of death!
>>45157148in a world filled with mutants this is a far less creepy and weird thing to think as well...
>>45157166Threadly reminder that Magneto is a power hungry meglomaniac hell bent on getting everything he loves killed or destroyed.
>>45157166But wait, how can Magneto and Cyclops BOTH be right?
>>45157192Shame we hadn't seen Xavier or Magneto. Granted actually hooking up with Xavier would change the quest entirely and fuck up all the things.I made that mistake when Dming once.
>>45157209They're right about different things?
>>45157209W-when's the last time we saw them both in the same place? Or interacting in a way that couldn't be explained by holograms?
>>45157222JJ has met/seen Cyclops and Professor X before, but it was a good while ago that he doesn't remember.
>>45157247Bendis' shitty X-men run
>>45157247A-are you suggesting that....no, surely not!
>>45157113I just want Forearm Plates and lvl 4 Claws so that we can have indestructible shields.
>>45157254Was it in one of those flash backs? I kind of want to go re-read that now.
Note: Laura seems distressed because she hasen't got anything else that she does, that she can build part of an identity around.The girl literally needs a hobby or a job. Something she can hold up and say is hers.
>>45157312And the awesome repulsion stuff off of Adhesive. And just leveling a couple of the main powers in general.Alas. It isn't to be.
>>45157358Thank you Doctor Freud for that very meaningful post.
>>45157342Yes. The one where Typhon is messing around in JJ's head.
>>45157358So she needs to lift JJ and declare mine to the rest of the mutant camp?
>>45157358Sucking our dick could be her hobby.
>>45157113>SpoilerConsidering end tier druid needs those two to not be a minefield, it'll get bought eventually.>>45157373Your welcome>>45157375Down that route is obsessive possesive, plus it'll fuck her up if JJ goes for another cocoon stint.
>(1/3)“You’re a person.” You offer, feeling a little lame. As to punctuate it, you wrap your arm around your shoulder, her head resting against your chest. She closes her eyes, the warmth of her blood pulsing against you, seeping through your breast, momentarily stilling the angry furnace that toils away at pumping venom through your veins. “You’re my favorite person, actually. And you can be whatever the hell you want.”Not strictly true. She can’t be a US citizen, probably. But she gets the idea.“I was good at something.” She murmurs, nestling her head deeper into your jacket. “I didn’t like it, but I was good at it. And it feels wrong now.” “You’re still good at it.” You respond, kissing lightly at the stark black hair that cascades from her crown. “The skills are all there, right? Maybe you just need to sort out how you want to use them… and… and that could take some time. But I know you can do it.” She lifts her eyes toward you, a small, bemused smile on her face. You feel your heart quiver in your chest.
>>45157312>Not being druid, and having mutant plant minions.We are getting endgame here, and we have laser eyes, and ability to dodge bluets and stuff.What you are suggesting is getting a decent shield and weapon for insane amounts of points. Just get weapons man.
>>45157367True. Counterpolarity is by far the best extrapolative on the list. It lets us run faster, jump higher, throw things harder, and deflect bullets like a jedi deflecting blaster fire.The only problem is that it would cost 8 points total. And the prerequisites are basically useless.
>>45157393Phasing won, son. Its over. You can come home now. Your mission is over.
>(2/3)You’re quiet most of the way back, the three of you making your way home in silence.There are only a few light sleepers still awake when you get back into the station, the three of you having to maneuver your way by a bunch of thickly-blanketed slumberers as you way your way past the mouth of the platform. A radio sits by the cooling remains of a fire, still churning out music. “Hey.” You whisper down to Laura, taking her hand in yours, knotting your scaled digits around her dainty fingers. You sway experimentally, moving with the quiet rhythm of the radio, her smile growing as you grasp her other hand. She moves awkwardly at first, fumbling her feet around, and you’re not really all that much better, no amount of agility making up for a fatal lack of funk. But you find your rhythm as the music rises, your breath mingling in the cool, quiet air, your forms flickering through and between one another like tongues of flame. Laura laughs, quietly, almost shamefully, and you laugh with her, and you dance for what seems like hours. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CD1nzOeS6U0
Goddammit, I was ready to go at 4am days ago, but right now I have to go to my fucking statistics class.You better believe I'm gonna be on my phone, tell the professor, I don't give a fuck.
>(3/3)You awaken beside the stain of the fire, Laura curled up beside you. Slowly, the previous night rears up from the black of your mind, and you pull yourself together, lifting yourself up onto your haunches. The station chatters around you, full of life and noise and motion now. You lift your arm, checking the time. >Present Time: 09:22 AM>Hunger Level: 3/5A long, tired yawn shudders through you. You want to just throw yourself down and fade back into the background chatter of the station, curled up in the soft warmth that radiates from Laura’s sleeping form. That’s not the homeless life, though. Not this side of Christmas, anyhow. Life is returning to New York, and it should be returning to you, too.You feel a low, insistent buzzing at the periphery of your senses, like a constant whine from somewhere just outside your vision.>[ ] Patrol the Scar a bit.>[ ] Laze around mugga.>[ ] Talk to [insert]. >[ ] Get on with this Tsar Bomba crap. >[ ]Write in.
>>45157452Right? Between that and the "turn manholes into Cap's shield" extrap, maybe tactile TK, Adhesive is great. It's just that Adhesive itself sucks.
>>45157476>>[ ] Patrol the Scar a bit.
>>45157476>[ ] Patrol the Scar a bit.
>>45157476>>[ ] Patrol the Scar a bit.We set up a appointment with Jono anyway while back.
>>45157476>[ ] Talk to [insert].Find a nice tree to talk to.>lol the captcha was "click on the trees"
>>45157456TOO.CUTE.What horrors await us that you had to do this?
>>45157466God speed anon. I'm going to be reading HMQ when I should be at work trying to land a new client. Crusty is like a siren, he tempts us all to crash our lives on the rocks of 4chan
>>45157476>[ ]Write in.Get to know your neighbours and get breakfast.
>>45157456>knotting your scaled digitsDid we get more? Because I though our pseudo scales weren't THAT prevalent, and mostly at joints.
>>45157476>[ ] Get on with this Tsar Bomba crap.research via the MoonPhonecalling the Blonde Phantom agency asking what they have on him.calling and asking Peter>[ ] Laze around mugga.this can be done with a Laura curled up beside us.stroke her hair while doing research
>>45157541Fingers are made of joints anon.
>>45157476>>[ ] Patrol the Scar a bit.Assemble the...we're like D-Team at best, but still.
>>45157476>[ ] Patrol the Scar a bit.>[ ]Write in.Get some seeds for plants and stuff while doing that.
>>45157476Before everything: grab breakfast, grab newspaper.
>>45157515We should talk to someone about JJ slowly going insane. Grandmother Willow always gives good advice.
>>45157566Oh you know what I mean. JJ has walked around without gloves, no way he would do that if they were all scaled up.
We should take Milly and Tyler out. Get to know them, ask what Milly thought about the stuff we got her for doctoring.
>>45157592He could just say it's a really bad case of eczema.
>>45157624just tell people you're an Inhuman
>>45157476>[ ] Patrol the Scar a bit.>[ ]Write in.Go to a home gardening store. JJ knows his blood can make plants grow fast and has been meaning to make a garden for a while now. It wouldn't even be meta-gaming for him to go buy some seeds.
>>45157647When did he learn that? We just got the power
>>45157684He is being thirsty, trust in crusty and ignore it.
>>45157684I think it was mentioned in a thread opener some threads back
>>45157684>>45157647>>45157693He learned that during the time skip.
>[X] Patrol the Scar a bit.Writing.
>>45157693>being thirsty,I see this turn of phrase every so often, but context doesn't always tell me what it means...
>>45157756Google is good for that.
>>45157684>>45157693JJ doesn't know about Green Finger (The one we just got). But he does know about Chlorophyll which we've had for a really long time.But yes, I'm thirsty
>>45157756Desperate or eager are good synonyms.
>plant powersseriously why
>>45157890Objectively the best course of action for homeless urchins like ourselves.
>>45157890Druids, son. Druids.Think of it as the Revenge of the Phasebros, cursing us from beyond the grave.
>>45157906It's not like we have over 709 bucks on us or anything, nope. Food is somehow still a concern?
>>45157890What's wrong with plant powers?
>>45157254Just read it. It would be fantastic if we ever see him again and he does the whole, "You... I've seen you before."
>>45157937what the fug
>>45157959Looks kinda weird from the other side, eh?
>>45157890There have always been anti-druid people. But, I made a very persuasive argument a few threads ago. Basically we know that it's a matter of time before the Sentinels come in to clean up the scar. Our evacuation plan is:>Get a giant bag of seeds>Photo charge healing and bleed into bag of seeds>Fly over the scar spreading the seeds>The scar becomes a giant botanical death trap filled with super powered plants.>We tell the plants to only attack the robots while we evacuate everyone into the tunnels.
>>45157927Money is transient. Being able to grow super-powered plants that can act as a natural defensive measure in the event of an attack is forever.
>>45157977>that much effort>ibstead of just getting Level 4 OFB, firing a bunch into the air and letting them change direction to knock the sentinels out of the ScarThat delays them for as long as the fucking plants will.
>(1/2)Leaving your jacket draped across Laura’s prone form, you make your way out. You need a little fresh air, and you may as well make yourself somewhat useful while you do it.You channel some of that lingering rage through you as you make your way up the steps to the world outside, sending searing arcs of metabolic fire through your shoulders, your flesh twisting outward unnaturally as new, light weaves of bone tear their way free, a broad pair of wings eventually unfurling. You don’t feel like flying, you just don’t really feel like hiding, either. The whine in the back of your skull warbles upward as you emerge into the daylight. You wander for a bit, checking the edges of the Scar, occasionally waving to a few disparate groups of hobos and scavengers picking their way through the ruins. You’re not sure that they’re even all mutants anymore. Most of these guys look pretty normal. Huginn and Muninn settle on your shoulders, cawing their talk of small shiny things into your ears. Very good. Lots of small shiny things around, same as yesterday.
if people can't see the potential upsides of the plant powers, its because they don't want to.closed fists cannot grasp the fruits of wisdom
>filling the scar with death plants>while it's occupied>by people we don't want to killJesus. THIS is why you wanted plant powers?
>Layla snuggles snuggles with herself for warmthnigga how much HNNNNG can you pack onto a single person
>(2/2)You step out over a length of cracked pavement, onto the grass beginning to grow from the stretches of bare earth that trail in random intervals through the Scar, and feel an almost tactile shock pass through you, the sensation of your feet and their plodding weight coursing up through your head, as though you can feel through the grass beneath you. You pause, the sensation unnerving you pretty immensely, and let the whine in the pit of your skull stretch out.Information floods your brain. Increments of time, space, sunlight, windspeed, all related from the perspective of green senses. You feel a wave of calm rush through you as the chatter builds into a single, uniform line of manageable sensory input. Something new, you guess. There's always something new.You parse through the torrent of information, finding little of it useful, but… but… you think you can…Reaching out, you feel a ripple pass through the silent chatter, and you know instantly that you’ve made a tiny change to the way the world works.>[ ] Spend a little while figuring this out.>[ ] Test out the thing Layla plundered, it cut really well earlier.>[ ] Phone Nico for aunty Bomba’s address, you can test this later.>[ ] Write in.
>>45157997One option puts the entire weight of defending his loved ones on JJ's shoulders. The other allows him to multitask and take an active role in the evacuation while the Sentinels are distracted. I'm not sure how JJ being even MORE versatile than he already is is somehow a bad thing.
>>45158034>>[ ] Spend a little while figuring this out.
>>45158034>>[ ] Test out the thing Layla plundered, it cut really well earlier.
>>45158034>[ ] Spend a little while figuring this out.
>>45158034>Spend a little while fingering this out.
>>45158034>[ ] Spend a little while figuring this out.>[ ] Test out the thing Layla plundered, it cut really well earlier.
>>45158034>>[ ] Spend a little while figuring this out.>>[ ] Test out the thing Layla plundered, it cut really well earlier.
>>45158018JJ can talk to and influence plants. It'd be easy to just get them to attack only certain targets.
>>45158034>>[ ] Spend a little while figuring this out.>>45158042It's more that I think we have very different expectations of how effective this is gonna be. I don't think our plants are gonna reliably have the high level powers needed to actually deter sentinels.
>>45158034>[x] Spend a little while figuring this out.Why have we not asked the Blonde Phantom agency to research the bonespear?
>>45157977Thats a shit plan.Mainly because how the hell are the plants meant to know whos freindly? They dont have eyes, or scent. Make a daisy that goes off like a landmine, it'll go off if its a sentinal or a person who steps on it.It also fucks up using the scar afterwards. No what you want is mold spore photosynth that spreads pollen everywhere that carries the x gene, basically make sentinal mutant detection system go ballistic.
>>45158096Because we've had it for like 10 hours?
>[X] Spend a little while figuring this out.Writing.
>>45158084>Plants having means to tell friendly targets from hostile.I'm not sure what kind of mutations you think plants will have, but they'll gotta have some amazing combinations to do the things you want them to.
>plants are our anti-sentinel planI don't think you know anything about sentinels
>>45158176Crusty has said that the plants grown with Chlorophyll and Green Finger have the X-gene.
As much as I hate plants, I do think they fit into the Messiah thing well.
>>45158115>>45158142Read the extrapolativeMUTATE FLORARequires: Chlorophyll, Level 2 Photosynthetic Biology.Cost: 2JJ’s blood now causes plant life to mutate (random) defence mechanisms similar to mutant powers. Though he still has no control over flora affected this way, it will recognize and protect him.Green finger removes the "Though he still has no control over flora affected this way" part of that description.
>>45158189Congrats. John Mutant Doe has the X-Gene, how effective is he against sentinels?
>>45158115We can figure something out, talking to plants, some pollen, or suncharged healing blood, if they don't evolve eyes or X gene detectors and stuff.>>45158142Step 1 get plant that can control/communicate/get feedback from other plants.Step 2 get plants that can detect stuff.
>>45158209Nobody is worried about them attacking JJ.The question is how the recognize friendlies from hostiles without JJ standing there and directing them.
>>45158209>(random)This is what will shit on your plan. No control over the mutations or how the plants perceive their targets.
>>45158218The sentinels will be distracted by all the X-gene!plants so the other mutants can run into the tunnels and try to escape.
>>45158084Dude if you make the Scar a jungle its just going to get naplamed.
>>45158242FLORAL AFFINITY (Photosynthetics, Animal Affinity): JJ can talk to plants man.
I think the "spreading seeds out all over the Scar" plan is retarded, even if I do support plant powers. The best thing JJ could do is grow mutant plants in a safe and controlled environment until he gets certain types that have the powers he wants (say, a bunch of different plants with sensory-based powers), then transplant them to key locations around The Scar to act as an emergency warning system.
>>45158231And you seriously think that's worth spending all our x points for the foreseeable future on?
>>45158189No we still need to buy Mutate Flora if we want them to have powers. But that's only 2 points.
ah powersperging... its been awhile.makes me all nostalgic
>>45158209And?Unless you plan on giving every shrub eyeballs or x-gene sensors, even then a sentinal can just blast the bloody thing before even getting near, since they'll reek of X-gene. Even then, your still fucking over the normal hobos who live with us in the scar, which is a dick move which ever way you cut it.>>45158231that combo might work, but at that point in time your just hooking up a plant computer, and itd still only really be viable vs sentinals if we dont want to harm normal people (aka the other hobos). Do we want to go full on Ivy far?I still think just turning the place into a forrest with trees that turn into metal any time someone fudges with them is the better defensive idea for plants. Its pretty hard to remove, utterly harmless, potentially profitable depending, and easy to do.
>>45156609His superpower is the same as Cyclops.
>>45158272How does talking to plants change anything about the fact that the mutations will be random, dude? JJ can't tell them to mutate in a specific way in their inception.
I hope you niggers can make those plants fire resistant. Cause once the public gets scared of the Mutant jungle in their city the flamethrowers are coming out.
>>45158341>JJ accidentally makes a plant that absorbs fire and uses it to fuel an internal nuclear reaction.
>>45158292Yea. We need to limit what the plants do, otherwise it will end up as weird ass bioterrosism act.>>45158303We already have all of that stuff, save for mutate Flora. That's 2 points for infinite mutant minions.>>45158333We can just mutate potted plants till right stuff happens, and then move the pott.>>45158331Terra forming causes panic. Gotta be careful bout that.
>>45158400Its a known mutant zone, if lots of trees suddenly spring up, it'll just be put down to that so long as the trees look natural. Very hard to panic about normal looking shrubbery popping up.We'll, so long as it does not spread outside the scar.
The plan was never to have a permanent jungle. It's a smoke screen to distract the Sentinels while we run away.Green Finger alone can make a plant go from seed to fully grown plant in about an hour. Green Finger and Chlorophyll synergize with each other making them grow even faster. Add Photo charge to the mix and we can make a Jungle in minutes. Now weather or not we should turn the entire scar into a temporary Jungle or just part of it is besides the point. I just like having the option. And for 2 points, it's worth it.
>>45158497I think it's more because you're just really attached to the idea of Druid powers for no justifiable reason
Mutate Cordyceps. Profit from zombie plague.But seriously random mutations have potential. Remember they can mutate all kinds of useful stuff. Healing, power granting, material change, heating or freezing (free fridge plants anyone?), also food, and firewood form regeneration/fast growing plants and stuff. Maybe weapons, like sleep gasses, or metallic leaves and stuff. Also Superweed, and drug stuff.
>>45158253That camouflage only works when they can't easily visually distinguish between plants and people.Like, throw that pollen over a few city blocks so we can hide in crowds? Good call. Hiding in the scar where every person is a mutant? Pointless.
>>45158529>Mutate Cordyceps.I asked Crusty about giving JJ a power that basically does that a good while ago, and he said he probably wouldn't.
>>45158327I've been rereading all the old threads.I kinda miss the early days of phasing.
Which Tunnel Snake(s) do you think watch JJ and Laura fugg?
>>45158529>fungi are now plantsdruidfags everyone
>>45158497>It's a smoke screen to distract the Sentinels while we run away.Which is what people are saying wasn't worth so many points.I know I just wanted photo without goin full druid, but that was a pipe dream so meh.
>>45158554We should just set up a stage, and do it on stage as a stage show.Maybe invite other mutants from scar to watch, or preform too.
>>45158568Fungi possess both plant and animal characteristics so, never know till you try.
>>45158400Getting the right x-gene combination will be time intensive. Not only that, but there is no guarantee the plant will produce seeds that will create same mutation in the next batch due to x-gene fuckery.>>45158529 had far better idea. Don't waste time trying to get one correctly mutated plant, but be creative with what we get.
>>45158529>fridge plantsis this nigga for real
>>45158554Norikoshe wants to know what JJ is like in bed
Why are people thinking of things in the short term? It's not like JJ will just lose his Druid powers after this proposed "smokescreen" plan. These powers would let JJ turn all but the most hostile environments into ones capable of supporting life. No matter where he and his mutant allies go, they would be able to eke out an existence even if they had no money and no ability to just go and buy food.
>>45158554JJ and Laura's senses makes it impossible for any of the Tunnel Snakes to sneak up on them.>>45158572Having enough food to feed everyone in the scar will help recruit more mutants to our side.
>>45158594>move potted plants>no guarantee the plant will produce seedsnigga you even reading?
>>45158598Who says it couldn't happen?
>>45158598iceburg lettuce is a thing
>wanting a farming arcfuck it's Vinland saga all over again
>>45158619Problem with fucking off: You leave humans far enough away that nuking you (figuratively) is an option.Want to survive? hug human population so close that anything to dislodge mutants becomes massively painful to do for all involved. Politicians won't fuck with their voter base.Leaving the city is a bad idea. We would probably do better asylum seeking the latvian embassery.
>>45158654I never suggested we fuck off of our own accord. But sooner or later there will be government crackdowns, and having a power versatile enough to let JJ set up shop virtually anywhere doesn't seem like it has any downsides whatsoever.
>(1/???)You close your eyes.Now that you recognize it for what it is, the feeling is no longer a whine, settling down into just another slice of background chatter, almost as much a part of you as your own heartbeat. It’s nothing something you hear, it’s something you’re connected to, an ebb and flow of whispered, silent dialogue that thrums across the skein of the earth, each tiny voice only barely cognizant of the others, yet all of them reacting in unison. You feel the sun soak through you, the grass beneath your feet sighing in the cool early-year breeze. And below that, amid the black of the earth, roots chatter and groan, and stretch minutely through increments of time so tiny you’re barely aware of them. The breath builds in your lungs, and you send it rippling outward, nudging the world just very slightly. You feel it change, but you don’t think you’d be able to see it, not yet. So you reach deeper, into the immense, fiery well that stretches out below your heart, feeling its warmth wash through your, the dark behind your eyes turning bright white. >Solar Charges: 2/5
>>45158634Apparently you are not, since you couldn't tell that I wrote that there is no guarantee that the mutation is constant in the following plants due to the uncontrollable nature of the x-gene.Good job getting a rise out of me.
Okay an all the anti mutation people go and look up Plants VS Zombies?We can get power that does that.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xBpIsoIvNok
>>45158685My argument is, less focus on the powers use if we leave, more focus on how to make said crackdowns an impossibility.
>>45158749anon did you seriously think this was a good supporting argument
>>45158768I think he did
I'd just like to throw something at Electrostatici mean it's just been sitting there for a long time, and it's not like we don't use it
>>45158001I still don't know what "metabolic fire" is supposed to signify. is it an endothermic or an exothermic thing?
>(2/4)You are Laura Kinney, mutant vagrant. The echoes of the music from last night linger in your mind. You can still hear it, turning and turning and turning, even as you become aware of the world around you, of the soft, warm shape stirring beside you, of the jacket being draped across your shoulders. Ignoring the call of the real, you stay for a while in steps of the music, dancing slowly and haltingly, foot by foot, note by note, tracing circles through the silence of the Zone. You open your eyes. The station reverberates with idle chatter. Immediately, you feel wary of possible scrutiny, the station now far less comfortable than it was when there was just you, John, and a few others. You pick yourself up, stretch, and sniff at John’s scent. It clambers the steps up toward the Exclusion Zone outside, taking on a crisp, spicy texture as it nears the top, telling you that he must have activated one of his more metabolically draining abilities.You blink the sleep out of your eyes and follow.
>>45158781Level 3 lets us damage shielded electronics like Doc Ock's tentacles. So that would be good.
>>45158602Fucking turboslut with taser hands, when?
>(3/4)You note a large number of unidentifiable individuals as you cross the Exclusion Zone. Far, far more than you are comfortable with. There is a quality in quantity, but there is also something to be said for discretion, especially considering the situation of most of the Zone’s occupants in regards to citizenship. As you crest a small bank of rubble, you find yourself assaulted by the smell of fresh grass, and you have to turn your eyes away for a moment at the sight that greets you.John stands in the middle of a field of long, swaying grass, each individual blade green and healthy, as though preserved in the height of summer. Bright, golden light streams from his skin, radiating outward from somewhere in his chest, near-tangible ribbons of brilliance seeming to linger in the air around him, like an aurora. He’s smiling, his eyes shut, face turned to the sun, as though taking in its warmth and focusing it. Everything green for what must be forty meters in all directions has grown tall, healthy, and strong, the grass under his feet almost coming up to his waist. Slowly, the glow begins to fade, and he opens his eyes. He blinks, turning, and looks at you as though for the first time ever, a smile hanging at his lips.His eyes are bright, soothing pools of white light.
>JJ becomes an avatar of The Green.Wait, wrong company.
>>45158861Have we achieved Enlightenment? Can we start using a Lotus Flower as our symbol?
>>45158899If there was ever a cross over event, that would be fun to see.
>>45158861Phoenix soon, brothers
I used to be adamantly against Druid powers, but honestly, seeing how things have played out, this is pretty damn cool.
>>45158983Yes, any lawn care themed super villains have finally met their match
>>45158975Oh really? When?
>>45159001Oh hush. Stop being such a debbie downer and PRAISE IT.
>>45159001Come on chum. Please be either less salty or more quiet
EAT YOUR HEART OUT PLANT MAN
>>45159001You have no appreciation for atmosphere.
>>45159015>>45159019Just crackin a joke, sorry about your fee-fees
>>45159035It's K .
>>45158861Every Stoner in the scar is about to star worshiping JJ as some kind of messiah.
guysguys what if, if we go full druidthe scar is then calledthe green mile
>homemade cidergoodbye grocery store prices!
>>45159010never. Crusty's tastes are too good for him to write a Phoenix story.
>>45159035druidfags can't handle the bants
>(4/4)You are John James Green. You are something.You’re not the wind or the rain, or the heat of the sun, or the roiling strength of the earth, even if you feel as though you are those things. You breathe in, your pores soaking in the sunlight that streams down of the world, your senses flowing outward, filling you with every tiny shade and texture, every sound, every minute movement. You feel the grass growing. You feel the earth churning. You feel the wind snaking to and fro between the nooks and crannies of the world. You feel Laura as she comes to a stop nearby, her breath holding in her lungs, her heart like tiny drop of fire, her flesh warm and fragrant. You open your eyes, turning to her, a little perplexed by her expression.Calmly, you stretch your fingers through the grass that quivers around your waist, feeling the sensation of your fingertips from both ends of the equation. You feel amazing.“Hi.” You wish you could share this. >[ ] Whatever, everything will be alright eventually, just chill with Laura and give her kisses and stuff.>[ ] You should do some more of this. Just walk around and feel the universe bro.>[ ] You’re happy, other people should be happy as well. Take Laura flying for a bit. You don’t care where.>[ ] This is the perfect time to just… think about stuff, man. >[ ] Write in.
>>45159112>>[ ] You’re happy, other people should be happy as well. Take Laura flying for a bit. You don’t care where.!I can show you the world!, etc.
>>45159112>[ ] You’re happy, other people should be happy as well. Take Laura flying for a bit. You don’t care where.Come fly with your dragon.
>>45159112>[ ] You should do some more of this. Just walk around and feel the universe bro.Grow grass, everywhere brah
>[ ] You should do some more of this. Just walk around and feel the universe bro.Unlock the secrets of universe man.>>45159073Instead of phenix JJ gets possessed by Bob Marley. No one really notices.
>>45159112>>[ ] This is the perfect time to just… think about stuff, man.i think JJ is high
>>45159112>>[ ] You’re happy, other people should be happy as well. Take Laura flying for a bit. You don’t care where.We're a tad stoned, aren't we?
>>45159112>[ ] This is the perfect time to just… think about stuff, man. Fuck we're a dirty hippie now
>>45159052Only after a very televised massacre of mutants and human hobos alike by preservers or MUtant Control officers in a Neo Fascist out stepping of their authority that galvanizes the public to not all be asswipes.And then the terrigen bomb happens
>>45159112>[ ] You’re happy, other people should be happy as well. Take Laura flying for a bit. You don’t care where.>>45159154High on life.
>>45159112>[ ] This is the perfect time to just… think about stuff, man.
>>45159112>[ ] You’re happy, other people should be happy as well. Take Laura flying for a bit. You don’t care where.
guys what about tsar bomba
Secondary mutations in Morrison's run were triggered by solar flares.We already praise it.When the secondary mutation train comes to a stop in the scar, we are going to have a weird day.
>>45159228Stop harshing JJ's buzz, man.
>[X] You’re happy, other people should be happy as well. Take Laura flying for a bit. You don’t care where.Writing.
>>45159228Tsar who? Dude, what are you even talking about right now?
>>45159112I don't even know what to vote for. They're all great.
>>45159112>>[ ] This is the perfect time to just… think about stuff, man.Specifically, how to use your newfound power for the betterment of everyone around you.Grab some seeds, you dumb muggers.
>>45159271Nah, anon. You, you're great. Ah man I could totally go for some cookie dough.
>>45159112>[ ] This is the perfect time to just… think about stuff, man.>[ ] Write in.Go home you're drunk.
Yo, Crust. About the thread misarchival. Shoot the admin of suptg an email and he can fix that shit right up for you. He's got a link to his email on the front page of suptg.
>>45159307It wasn't misarchived. The misarchiver got mad that someone beat him to the punch and tried to downvote it to oblivion with proxies. But we upvoted it back up to where it should be.
>>45159112>This is the perfect time to just… think about stuff, man.
Granny Smith apples are best apple
>>45159350Ah. ...there's little point in early archival though, that won't stop the cunt doing the same.
>>45159429>not glorious FujiNah mugga, nah.
>>45159433I haven't seen the asshat in a while
let us grow WATERMELONSLucas would love us
Well that's one way to calm down.I wonder if this is gonna be a perpetual thing? Have we inadvertently become the ultimate stoner?
>>45159524>activate X-Gene>plant grows fried chickenPutting KFC out of business, when?
>>45159562Chick a fil already usurped its #1 chicken joint spotthose nuggets are immaculate
>>45159562>Secret blend of spices, eh?
>>45159562Would be the only vegetarian freindly KFC in the world. I think the paradox would break reality (more than the red sky already shows).
>>45159634Is chick fill a actually good? I thought it just got attention because they hated gays.
>>45159645>The secret ingredient is mutant blood ;)
>>45159001I laughed heartily...but thats because of HellBorne quest and Languids great man-eating lawn.>>45159645ask /ck/ it aint no secret any more...
>>45159671>blood>not spunk>>45159665It's super good.
>>45159671>"I put my sweat, tears and blood into making this meal for you."A whole new meaning.
>>45159665All the gay hating makes the chicken the best
>>45159665no its really good
>>45159665It's good. I like their sauces, and it's not nearly as greasy as KFC in addition to having more boneless chicken.The menu is more limited though, I don't think they serve mashed potatoes, beans, coleslaw, or any of that shit. just chicken strips, sandwiches, and waffle fries.
>>45159686>ask /ck/ it aint no secret any more...What, the secret was uncovered?
>>45159665The secret ingredient is bigotry
>>45159717has been for some time man...enough people experimenting can be pretty quick to figgure stuff out. that higgs boson's days are numbered.
>>45159665Hatred tastes delicious. All the fags on my campus still eat their chicken. Also their lemonade is fantastic.
>>45159727So animal cruelty finally got the flick as number one secret ingredient? Tumblr and Pol must be so delicious.
>>45159807i love step 6 of the instructions
>>45159717>>45159807Most of the flavor comes from the shitload of MSG.MSG is basically 100% bad for you. I'm pretty sure it's not even digestible as food.
>>45159807and it's not the only secret they've unlocked...
>>45159807Man that is seven kinds of horseshit. Learn to cook. This shit is easy and vastly better as someone who has eaten both. This one performs an exorcism in your mouth and lets a hint of heavenjizz on your tongue.http://kfc.forumup.co.uk/about1529-kfc.html
>>45159823the broken hopes and dreams of the wageslave underclass taste even better ;-)
I want JJ to start telling terrible dad jokes
>>45159885Why the fuck is there a KFC forum?What do they talk about there?
>>45159915That will be the confirmation of Laura having a bun in the oven.
>>45159922Obviously it is beyond your comprehension.
Fuck KFC and chick fill a. Popeyes is where it's at.
>>45159915Or JJ starts telling jokes like Chip Chipperson.Or he acts like Cal Chuchesta.
>>45159922the deepest lore
>(1/2)Laura is cute. You want to go flying with Laura.You don’t do that nearly enough. “John…?” She looks at you with an odd, slightly cautious expression as you approach her. She looks kinda worried, which is sad. “…Are you alrigh”– She lets out a surprised squeak as you lift her up in your arms, her frame tensing up immediately, as though prodded with a live wire. You laugh, kissing her neck, her taste sending shivers down your spine. Her eyes stare in shock, green and wide and perfect, her pale cheeks dappled with hints of scarlet. “Up we go!” Up you go! You shoot into the sky like an arrow, wings beating gloriously at the air. Laura presses herself against you, her arms wrapping around your neck, which isn’t bad at all. Swooping and pirouetting, you twirl through the sky, leaving the ruinous shape of the Scar far below. “John!” Laura raises her voice, shouting to be heard over the wind. “Are you certain that you are alright?” “Yeah!” You grin. “I’m great!” “…Good. Perhaps we should”– You kiss her, letting your wings drop to your sides at the same time, falling like a stone. A surprised yelp silences itself against your lips, her entire body going slack, her breath mingling with yours. When you pull away, her green eyes are in a dazed, stratospheric space not quite here or there, her heart beating wildly in her chest. The cutest.You spread your wings once again, catching rising draft of warm air and cutting across the city.
>>45159963Popeyes is indeed the shit.
>>45159930>>45159915'John. I am pregnant.'JJ twitches, struggling against some internal impulse.'H-h-hi, Pregnant. I'm dad.'
>>45159963Popeyes is very good, but almost always in the ghetto. I'm not getting shot for a 12 piece.
>>45159885I'm content with my occasional trip to Churches(only chicken place in town).safely frying food myself is beyond my level of skill.but I look online and see pic related stuff and I dream...
Laura a cute, CUTE!
>>45159973>finger lickin' foolthat is a seriously great insult, I might start using it
>(2/2)Man, something smells seriously good down below.And now that you think about it, you’re pretty hungry. You dive. The sights and smells of the city open up to you, tugging you in a thousand different directions, every single one a string you want to pull on, but you can only choose one. You land softly beside a hotdog stand at the corner of some street, people pouring from the nearby subway entrance en masse. All eyes turn your way, and you smile back at them, waving with a clawed hand. You turn to the guy manning the state, some portly guy with big red cheeks and a head of dusky hair. He flaps his mouth at you in disbelief.“Hey. I’d like a hotdog please.” You shift a little as your wings buffet something aside slightly, turning around to see a small, mousy woman staring up at you in shock. Oh, damn.“Oh, damn, sorry.” You step aside. “Were you in line?” Everyone's staring at you. You probably shouldn’t have cut in, though, that was pretty dang rude. >[ ] It’s cool, you’ll go to the back of the line.>[ ] So sorry about the inconvenience, you’ll get her hotdog.>[ ] Actually man you can smell some dude selling bagels nearby, you’re gonna hit that up instead, bagels are delicious.>[ ] Write in.
>>45160011Nigga, just go at the noon. Never go there at late night.
>>45160052>[ ] It’s cool, you’ll go to the back of the line.
>>45160052>[ ] So sorry about the inconvenience, you’ll get her hotdog.
>>45160052>[X] So sorry about the inconvenience, you’ll get her hotdog.
>>45160052>[ ] It’s cool, you’ll go to the back of the line.>>45160060I got class and work and shit. I'm never free at noon.
>>45160052>[X] It’s cool, you’ll go to the back of the line.Yo. please. I need an hotdog. Put Ketchup on it too. Get me a pretzel as well and a soda.
>>45160052>[ ] So sorry about the inconvenience, you’ll get her hotdog.TOO HIGH RITE NAO
>>45160052>>Actually man you can smell some dude selling bagels nearby, you’re gonna hit that up instead, bagels are delicious.uh oh we just went full mutant in public
>>45160052bullying waifus da best. You should get high more often JJ.>[x] So sorry about the inconvenience, you’ll get her hotdog.
>>45160052>>[ ] It’s cool, you’ll go to the back of the line.
>>45160052>>[ ] So sorry about the inconvenience, you’ll get her hotdog.Poor JJ forgot not everyone is connected to the beauty of the world
>>45160034Man. I'm not at home right now but I still have my working files from a cook book I made as a christmas present for a mate. Keep an eye on the thread post quest end and I'll dump a link to the version with plain recipies and no cooking methods/spices/booze matching linked to your posy. Everyone should know how to make some simple stuff that looks hyper complex.
Did... did we break JJ?
>>45160052>[ ] So sorry about the inconvenience, you’ll get her hotdog.>[ ] write inoffer the least offensive appendage to help her up.>[ ] It’s cool, you’ll go to the back of the line.
>>45160052>>[ ] So sorry about the inconvenience, you’ll get her hotdog.This is fantastic.
>>45160115Grass broke JJ.Literally just grass. Laura is currently the colour of crimson sunset.
>>45160052>[ ] So sorry about the inconvenience, you’ll get her hotdog.We gon get arrested.>>45160001"Son, do you know why flatscans hate us so much?""Why?""Because we're not White.""Wut. But-""We're Green."
>>45160144Laura: My little mutie husbando can't be this retarded.
>>45160052"sorry miss, I think I'm high..."offer a hand up from the pavements
Niggas, this is the man who felt terrible about stealing a glove. And you'd make him cut?Back of the line.
y'all muggas should have stayed put and talked to grass about life and shit!
>>45160052>>[ ] It’s cool, you’ll go to the back of the line....I've missed you, Crusty.
>>45160195>tfw no cowtits psylocke waifu
>>45160195This is more hilarious though.Also, this is pretty early in Bongistan time. You planning a double-thread Crusty, or is the Queen gonna call on you tonight?
>[X] So sorry about the inconvenience, you’ll get her hotdog.Writing.
can you imagine what would have happened if it was marijuana instead of normal grass?
>>45160379Yes.JJ would be laid down giggling and rolling back and forth.Marijuana makes people be very sedated in their movemental activities.
>>45160398>>45160379which means that for best comedic effect reading the mind of a cannabis plant would be like talking to a German Database Specialist, neat ordered and alert.
Sure is a lot of cheesecake this thread.
You know what we should do?Find out where villain bases are, and poop on their doorsteps while invisible. Or balconies or whatever.Become the Phantom Shitter.
>>45160499We should get some cheesecake. Strawberry, delicious.
>>45160566I am currently eating cheesecake.Fudge gobble-de-nash shit with diced strawberries and coolwhip.
>>45160587Excuse me, but it's pronounced coolhwip.
>>45160499is that bad?
>>45160587Fuck. At issue's end I need to make a munchies run.
>>45160616Go annoy brian, stewie, im sure he has some money he owes you.
>>45160616You're eating hair!
>>45160653Good ol' Mexico.Or Texas. They're about the same now.
>(1/2)“Hey, you know what? I think I can…” You pause, rummaging through your pockets. “…Yeah, I’ll just pick up yours.The woman sort of freezes up except not really as you coax her around to the front of the stall, staring up at you like you’re a giant donut or something.“I – I wasn’t”– “Don’t worry, I got this. You want ketchup and mustard, right?”“I, uh…” She glances about desperately, clearly wowed by your magnanimous nature. “…Just ketchup?” “For real?” You shrug. “Suit yourself, I guess. Onions, yeah?” She nods hurriedly, almost as if she’s mostly just trying to get this over with. “Cool.” You turn to the deliverer of hotdogs. “So, one hotdog with ketchup and onions, and then one with, like, everything basically.” He stares at you, his mouth working silently at thin air, before, slowly, his hands begin to move, assembling your order. You beam down at the lady beside you.
>>45160667BUILD A WALLLLL.MAKE THE MUTIES PAY FOR IT.
>(2/2)“Is your name Clarice?” You ask. “You look like a Clarice.” “P-Phoebe.” “Hey.” You grin, a lyrical note entering your voice. “Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat, what are you something something…” “...I get that a lot.” “Yeah, I bet. This is Laura, by the way.” You nod down at the tiny girl steaming incoherently in your arms. “We’re going out.” “…Oh?” Phoebe sort of smiles. “That’s… that’s good?” “It’s pretty great actually.” You jerk to one side as someone pulls roughly on one of your shoulders, glancing back. It’s some big muscly guy with fatass shades and a clean shaven head. He’s wearing a cool denim jacket with the sleeves rolled up, the words ‘GENEFREAKS MUST DIE’ and ‘HUMANITY FOR HUMANS’ tattooed across his arms. Covered in, like, fire and shit. He’s got two friends with him, too. “Cool tats, dude.” He looks you up and down, and promptly punches you in the face.>[ ] Time for a time out. Taser hands are made for this exact situation.>[ ] This guy’s being seriously disruptive, you could call the police.>[ ] Whatever dude go sit down in the ‘JJ threw me into this corner’ corner.>[ ] Chill bro, have some eyebeams.>[ ] Write in.
I love the way this quest always rockets past the bump limit, good to know yall mugga are as hype as I am.
>>45160706>[ATTACK ON TRUMP INTENSIFIES]
>>45160709>[ ] This guy’s being seriously disruptive, you could call the police.
>>45160709>>[ ] This guy’s being seriously disruptive, you could call the police.The nerve on some people.
>>45160709>>[ ] Whatever dude go sit down in the ‘JJ threw me into this corner’ corner.CORNERTIME.Also, JJ showing off Laura was adorable. He's so proud.
>>45160709[ ] Write in.Use diplomacy to convert them into mutant lowers!
>>45160709>[ ] Time for a time out. Taser hands are made for this exact situation."chill dude, can't a guy get a hotdog in like, peace around here?"
>>45160709>[ ] This guy’s being seriously disruptive, you could call the police.what an asshole
>>45160709>[X] This guy’s being seriously disruptive, you could call the police.
>>45160709>[ ] Write in.Did you want a hotdog too?
>>45160748I know, it's so cute.
>>45160709>[X] Write in.Criticize his poor form and tell him he should really get lessons on throwing a proper punch, then ignore him.
>>45160709>>[ ] This guy’s being seriously disruptive, you could call the police.
>>45160709>He’s wearing a cool denim jacket with the sleeves rolled up>cool denim jacketNo such thing, he's clearly some kind of fashion-mutant.
>>45160709Call the cops. But ask if he wants to talk about it first. Offer everyone hot dogs.Makesure Laura doesn't screw up the chill and accidentally murder him a little bit.
>>45160709>[ ] Write in.Just stand there. We get thrown through buildings on a regular basis. I don't think his punches will hurt us.
>>45160709>[ ] This guy’s being seriously disruptive, you could call the police.Make sure Laura doesn't turn this into nightmare on elm street
>[ ] This guy’s being seriously disruptive, you could call the police.First time catching this live, fuck yeah.
Inner Presence time?
>>45160709>>[ ] Time for a time out. Taser hands are made for this exact situation.As funny as calling the police would be it would not stop the bigot from ruining our hotdogs
>>45160709>>[ ] Time for a time out. Taser hands are made for this exact situation.Tase strange angry man. Consume hot dog.
>>45160709Apologize for cutting in line.
>>45160775Dude.Dude. ...we're so fucking high right now.
>>45160765This plus>>45160747It's a terrible idea, I love it though
Wait, shit. Is our spider sense not working? How'd we get punched?
>>45160749Explain the benefits of mutation and evolution for everyone, and explain that they could be a lot more profitable to hunt down only the criminal mutants, while working as friends, to help mutants control their powers for good of humanity.
>>45160709>>[ ] Time for a time out. Taser hands are made for this exact situation.
>>45160810Maybe his punch was so completely ineffectual that it didn't even register as a threat.
>>45160810>implying he was dangerous enough to set off our dangersense
>>45160810either too high or he is so weak that he doesn't register as a threat
>>45160810Our JJ sense doesn't work if the target is either not a threat or if it's Typhon.
>>45160709... don't we have skin hardening plus rapid heal? Why not just weather the storm? We can dull the pain and just continue like nothings going badWe could just block any head blows with our training...Or we could temporarily act in rage with all the horn flames that come with it before going back to normal life
>>45160836... what if we headbutted his fist?
>>45160780Seriously. It's not like we're in any danger.
>>45160709we absolutely need to do these two things>>45160861
You realize 90% of mutant activist attack on mutants are setups to make mutants look bad, right? Don't get into a fight, they will fucking ruin us in media.
So how much should we tip the hotdog vendor? I don't think we have small change.Would it be inappropriate to give 100$ as a tip?
>>45160873His hand would break.
>>45160846>... don't we have skin hardening plus rapid heal?Technically it's the flesh under our skin that's reinforced, but same difference.
I am looking forward to JJ's morning after in regards to this.
>>45160918If it's a good hotdog, I don't see why not.Good reward for good work.
>>45160923And/or be impaled on our horns.That's said - Crusty! Why aren't we buying Laura a hotdog? What kind of shitty boyfriend are we?
>>45160929Its all soft tissues. Skin counts as soft tissue, so our wings which are basically made of stretched skin, are also reinforced.
>>45160917>are setupsI think this one isn't...we got high and just dropped into their world unannounced for a hotdog.>>45160918maybe a $20?I can see us carrying $20s
>>45160962...we really should up Bioweave.
>>45160976>I think this one isn't...Please, what are the odds of finding this universe's equivalent of a skinhead at this specific hotdog stand?
>>45160986Theoretically it could give us bullet proof eyeballs. Or at least vs lower calliber.
>>45160976He has backup, and backup likely has camera, and they can easily convince people to testify against us.They are not stupid enough to fight mutants without being able to win somehow.
>>45161022Considering how much of the HMQverse citizens hate mutants?Quite a lot.
>>45161022the average Marvel Citizen is barely a rung up from a skinhead
>skinhead breaks his hand on our face, bones poking out in a couple places>"Aw, shit, you okay? Hey, hey, no worries, I got this.">we let our claws out, cut a palm open>"Here, here. Just gimme your hand for a minute.">we grab his hand and start singing "I Want to Hold Your Hand" as we bleed all over it>everyone's watching in horrified awe as his hand heals
>>45161022depending on the density of fucktards?approaching 90% as population density rises above 5 people per square mile...
>>45161043Yeah, but how many of them base their entire identity around it while ALSO enjoying street vendor hotdogs? Chew on that one.
>>45161022Marvel. It's skinheads all the way through.
>>45161026>worried about courtNigga, Control would take down the mutie regardless of the circumstances.
>>45161062>we grab his hand and start singing "I Want to Hold Your Hand" as we bleed all over it...badly off-key...we play the piano...we don't sing(do we?)
>>45161075Quite a few, I'm guessing.It'd be questionable if it was a falafel cart, though.
>inb4 Laura breaks his arm
>>45160709Just resume yor previous business. It's best to ignore rude people who punch like children.Maybe offer tips to improve his form?
>>45161088Technically if we watch someone speak, we can use muscle memory to mimic them. Just, JJ's never tried it.
>>45161092>implying we won't break his arm after us ignoring him has him turn to Laura and he calls her a whore
>>45161092She might be too dumbstruck by the current situation.
>>45161080Videos, and testimonies go long way for approving SWAT or mutant control team hits.
>>45161109>implying his arm is all we'd break for that.
>>45161109From Peace to REEE in under two seconds?
>>45161142waifus are serious business
>>45161109>JJ getting stabbed while everyone looks on, dumbstruck>Laura gets nicked>dude ends up four city blocks away missing every bone in his body save his skull
>>45161121And that would matter if it was difficult to approve SWAT or mutant control team hits against a giant winged lizard elf.
>>45161142For Laura, I could see it.
>>45160706What's Trump stance on mutants? does he blame them for the economy, or does want their help Make America Great Again?
>JJ has become the Dank Knight
>>45161171>Muties? What, you mean like Hillary?Shots fired?
>>45161165thats a giant winged HIPPIE lizard elf DRUID
>>45161171MARs are exactly the demographic who would hate the shit out of mutants, so Trump would definitely be playing to the crowd.
>hello, 911. What is your emergency?>There's a mutant with wings and a perfect ass. He's just standing there...MENACINGLY !!!
>>45161277He's buying people hotdogs! Bioterrorism alert!
>>45161277>REMAIN CALM CITIZEN, A SWAT TEAM IS BEING DISPATCHED TO YOUR LOCATION.
>>45161306Don't stare at the ass. I repeat, Look. Away. from the ass!
Are JJ's horns out?He's walking around shirtless, right? What are the effects of his bare torso on the surrounding crowd? What are the effects of his covered ass?
>>45161306>Lt.Jerry McMuggahater and his team are on the case.
>>45161277You forgot that he has abducted a young girl. Kimura is about to come back in full force. But you know, "Yaaay pot hippie whoohoo."
>>45161277He knocked over a lady! and bought her a hotdog, but he knocked her over!
>>45161335But reread that thread yesterday. Fucking Jerry.
>>45161335Isen't Jerry that scumbag cop who shot JJ in the spine that one time?
>>45161330Assnosis. He's a paler combo of hellboy and that weatherwoman with magic jeans.
>>45161336Don't worry Anon, we can grow plants at her! She'll never find us!>>45161345Did she even fall? Thought she was just brushed aside.>>45161374Yep.
>>45161336There are probably some plants nearby, we have nothing to worry about.
>>45161391her allergies are going to hit her like a mac truck
>(1/2)Man, he’s weak.You let out a small, chiding laugh.“Oh, man, one sec, I just realized something.” You turn back to the vendor. “Can I get one for Laura too? Thanks.” Seriously rude.He punches you again. You frown at him. “Dude, you’re not even setting off my danger sense.” He gives you some weird screwy look while you reach into your pants for your phone, bringing the receiver to the side of your head. “Anyway, I’m calling the police now, so you should probably scram or whatever.” The dude lines up another punch, which you shift away from. You have to push him onto his ass before the force of the swing staggers him straight into Phoebe. You glance down at the mousy woman.“Wow. What a dick.” His friends seem a little more cautious than him, though they don’t seem all that interested in stopping you from making your call. You supply the voice on the other end of the line all the relevant information while they stand there, watching you bemused shock. Making sure to note that this is probably a hate crime, you fold your phone away, and turn to take your ‘dogs, passing the nasty non-mustarded one to Phoebe.
>>45161374Anon, there's like, a Jerry inside of all of us. Especially Marvel citizens.
>(2/2)“Uh, hey, wings guy…”You turn around. There’s a bunch of dudes, actually two dudes and chick, approaching cautiously from the café near the corner. They’re probably around your age, maybe a little older, with the general sort of feel to them you associate with art kiddies. One of them has a camera trained on you. “Hey.” The closest one – lanky dude with big, fuzzy hair and piercings along his brow – speaks up. “…You a mutant?” “Yep!” “And you’re just… standing around out here?” “Yeah?” They stare at you in silence. Eventually, the girl taps at her camera. “Can we, like, ask you some stuff?” “Moss def.” That sounds pretty great to you. “Uh, yeah, so, could you tell us your name? Do you use a supernym or somethi”– “Hi I’m Jonathan James Green, I’m eighteen and I’m a mutant!” You wave enthusiastically into the camera. “I’m from Michigan, but I haven’t lived there in ages, ‘cause my house burned down! Big shout out to my big sis, wherever she is! And to the Cap, if he ever watches this!” That would be pretty cool.Laura stares up at you in stupefied shock, the reverie of your kiss beginning to fade, and you grin down at her.“We’re gonna be on the internet!” >What else you wanna tell these guys about?
>>45161456>Making sure to note that this is probably a hate crimetoppest of fucking keksI'm trying to imagine that phone operator's face.
>>45161520Tell them about jack.
>>45161520tell them all about jack and the drug shit he made out of mutants.
>>45161520Oh, god.We have to mention that red bitch who keeps trying to mess with our girl.Kimura. Kimmy. Kiiiiiiiimmy the red bitch.
>>45161520nothing else lets leave
>>45161520Jameson runs a great paper!Hotdogs are awesome. Drugs are bad.
>>45161520Oh JJ, you currently sweet summer child.You're fucking up so hard it physically pains me.Next we're going to show off how awesome Laura is, no doubt.
>>45161520I met Spider-man once! he webbed my feet to the floor! swell guy! wouldn't hear a word against him!
>>45161520>>>>What else you wanna tell these guys about?1. Life is hard.2. Gub'ment is after you so no details, bro.
>>45161520Hot dogs are great.Creeper is a dick.Jack is made from muties. Don't do Jack.Once I beat up a fallen angelHot dogs are great(Fly away with laura and purchased hot dogs)
>>45161520Things just got interesting.
>>45161520Dude. DUDE. Have you listened to the plants lately? Seriously, they're like...woah. But not like WOAH just more wooooah.
>>45161520Mention that we're trying to be a superheroWould JJ be stupid enough to mention secret identities?
>>45161520AND...UHHH UHHTUNNEL SNAKES RULE!
>>45161520>What else you wanna tell these guys about?About the evil organized crime groups selling Jack
This is starting to be painful to read.Might as well go full ham.>>45161520Either tell them about jack, us fucking up the recent mafia stuff, kimura and her shit.Throw in about Jameson running a cool paper.Then just leave. Not even an explination, not even waiting for the cops. Just invisible and leave.
>>45161566...Jack IS the soylent mutant drug.Though we should totally tell them about it.
>>45161520Talk about how being homeless is totally lame
>>45161520"Although, now that I think about it, I'm pretty sure those [insert mutant hate club name here] assholes murdered her. That sucked."
>>45161520Oh jeeze this shit is gonna go viral.
>someone shows this video to JoyceWhat's her fw?
>>45161568YES! Call out Kimura for being a bitch
>>45161520I love you crustlord, you magnificent bastard. >talk to them about what it's like to be mugga. Please don't tell them where we live.
>>45161520I think we had like a prepared speech by our PR guy, right? Do that.Also watch out for Kimura finding Laura.
>>45161595No, because he would totally respect them as being a hero, and ignore the fact they have a normal people name.
>>45161520>mutant lives matter
>>45161626My brother is alive! and he must have the dankest weed ever!
>>45161520>>45161576Seconded.Jameson, a self made man we can all look up to!
Remind everyone about the shit JJ did to get in the paper
>>45161520Mutants are really just freaky lookin' superheroes! And some of us don't even look that freaky!
>>45161595This, something sappy about trying to do right by people.Should we mention the shipping container incident?
>>45161664That looks like the expression Jameson will have when he recognizes us.
>>45161638Kimmy'll find this, best we can do is call her out on being a total bitch, man.
>>45161626>Little brothers regardless of space, time, or location, are always retarded.>>45161520>Jerry shows upOh hey that's Jerry, he shot me once, HI JERRY!
>>45161716No I'm not mad! it was just 9mm.
>>45161716Man fuck Jerry. Hope his kids are fine.
>>45161699Did we actually ever meet jameson?Far as im aware, we just worked as a paperboy in reception.
Are our eyes still glowing?
>>45161686>>45161698NOPE, let that imply itself.>>45161699FANTASTIC>>45161711AMEN BRUDDA>>45161716>>45161520>>45161727>Jerry shows up>Oh hey that's Jerry, he shot me once, HI JERRY!>"No I'm not mad! it was just 9mm!"
>>45161732>implying anyone would marry such a sack of worthless shit.
>>45161733I don't think we met him face to face. JJ's just got kinda a fanboy boner for him since JJJ said some nice things about him in the paper
>>45161733He did a story on about how great we are by not being spiderman.
This is surreal, what happened exactly? Endorphin high? Are our eyes still white? What is even going on with JJ
>>45161520Don't do drugs kidsShoutout to Daily BugleIt ain't easy being a mutieThis is a great city and I love everyone in it.
>>45161520Three thing I want to talk about:Jack is made of mutant flesh parts. Don't do jack if you don't want kuru.Jameson's a cool dude.And this is a damn good hotdog. Seriously, this guy. Best hotdog vendor in the city."The last one is important. He's put up with our shit, least we can do is drum up some business for him.
Please shout out to JJJ Crusty. Please.
>>45161783This about sums it up.
Right, I think I have all the responses I need.>HMQ145: ENDWe should be picking up next time with some quality internet rage.
>>45161773>>45161774We should totally make sure to mention that kimura's organization works in the country under the current governments approval.Just that alone would make a hell of a shit storm.
>>45161784>>45161783Agreed.Also need a mention of how adorable our girlfriend is though.
Moon Knight is going to flip.
>>45161803I think the wait might actually kill me.
>>45161778Have you heard about the sun, anon? The sun is pretty great. It's all warm and bright and life giving and warm and stuff.
>>45161803thanks for runningHMQ verse 4chan's /cape/ board is going to flip out
>>45161803Awwwwwwwwwww!But I'm so hype for the response >.<
>>45161803next thread when CUSTY
>>45161803Thanks for running Crusty.Any clue when you can run next time?
>>45161805Government abducts mutants.. making a shitstorm?Hippy mutant saying shit on the sidewalk? I mean yes it's a mutant but I doubt it'll do much.
>>45161803Like, cold open on the general online reaction to our high as fuck rant?or is Moon Knight gonna be pissed?of Blonde Phantom...or Peter?Cage will just laugh, Sweet Christmas will he laugh
All the careful careful planning and avoiding the limelight just went straight out the window in one fell swoop.Just hope to god we dont mention living in the scar.
>>45161803Next thread when?Also, please answer the Ask.fm.It's been a month since last time.
>>45161805>Babbling about conspiracy theories that nobody except those who already are a part of them would even understand.
>>45161828>HMQ verse 4chan's /cape/ board is going to flip outOh my god.>JJ PostingWe're gonna be a meme boys!
>>45161803No.. No... NoooooooooOoooooo! You bastard.
>>45161803Thanks for running!
>>45161839Yeah, but if it gets paired up with the incidents we were involved in, it might at least be investigated.I expect fuck all to come of it, but it'll piss off kim and her organization just from exisitng.
>haven't read thread yet>see these ending postsThere's gonna be habbening, isn't there.
>>45161828>meanwhile, on /mut/
Pls Crusty, isn't it like 10:30 Bongland time? One more post por favor.
>>45161842>Cuda gonna call and ask how we got something strong enough to fuck JJ up that badly
>>45161862How much you wanna bet /cape/ will be full of name- and powesperging just like we have in previous threads.
>>45161803Don't answer the Ask.fm. No matter how much that one guy begs.
>>45161862I could totally see this becoming a memeThis interview better go viral
>>45161803What? No X-points?
>>45161893>J-J-just one more hit Crusty-sempai
Someone needs to make some fake /cape/ threads and post them.
>>45161898gonna ask a mother fucka where he can get a hit of it.
>>45161803>We should be picking up next time with some quality internet rage.Look what you did to the kitten, Crusty. Look at it.Thanks for running, though. Good to have you back.
>>45161904There's at least two guys tho, since I'm one.>>45161898>JJ becomes Cuda's supplierI take back every negative thing I said about the Druids
>>45161926That'd be great.Or start a thread in /co/ then screencap it all.>>45161942And I'm the main guy!
Note: next time we make grass grow like that and turn round to laura with a goofy smile, she is going to run a mile.
>WAR ON DRUGS>NOT EVEN MUTANTS ARE SAFE FROM>REEFER MADNESS!
>>45161973At which point JJ just thinks she is playing tag.
>>45161900>Crusty using this opportunity to roast the spergs>bueno
Well, now literally everyone will recognize JJ's face.
>>45161973>>45161996Then JJ picks her up mid-flight and they have aerial sex.
>>45162035Pssh, what? Nah. We don't have wings, don't be crazy. Check out my shades, pretty human eh?
>>45162035good thing for those masks and costumes Moonie sent us
>>45162057>Eh?Canadians aren't human.
>>45162071Bah, we don't need masks. Why would we disappoint JJJ-senpai like that?
>>45162085the scariest thing about Canadians is that they look just like us
>>45161520tell them the tale of the lyfe of a mugga.>Laura face exactly as the pic>>45161803Wait what? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Man, Laura's face in the background of this whole video will be a work of art.
I wonder if Rao will do a spit take of her coffee when she realizes we are Joshuas kid.
>>45162114Verbal tick always gives them away.
>>45161803>>45161520Also Crusty Jones.Have everyone know of JJ Hero name.The Vagabond.
>>45162134I like to imagine she's been facepalming the whole time.JJ still hasn't put her down, right?
>>45161803Oh Christ.When is next time Crusty?!
>>45162134HMQ edit when?
>>45162187>The Vagabond>not Captain Planet
>>45162187lolnoThat shitshow passed, thankfully.>Do you use a supernym or somethi”–?“Hi I’m Jonathan James Green
>>45162187>tfw the people on /cape/ all theorize about his superhero name>tfw he flat out tells them what it is>tfw they think its shit>tfw there's always that one creepy chick who talks about all the ways she'd fuck and mutilate him
>>45162235>Kimura kills yet another partner because they interrupted her /cape/-posting time.
>>45162235>implying it's just one person
>>45162235>spoilerKimura, stop. It's just sad at this point.
>>45162235JJ gets bunch of R34 of him and other local heroes.
>>45162257No, mang, you can tell when it's one of those weird ladies.The dudes are too obviously dudes in the way they describe things.
>>45162235>Spiderman or JJG, Who has the best Ass?The shitstorms will be legendary
>>45162187lol that ship has sailed.He will forever be known as Mr. Green.For various reasons aside from just his last name.
>>45162295>The Asses the broke the internetEat your heart out, Kardashian.
>>45162295>>45162329>all those HMQ!Tumblr posts asking when they'll fuck>occasionally some asking when they'll make a twerk video
>>45162295>"Spidermans ass is old hat. Golden Angel Elf ass is the new hotness."
>>45162269>incredibly detailed JJxGambit fapfics>half of them are written by Felicia
>>45162295A thousand anons try to set up a side by side comparison, and then immediately forget what they were doing.
>>45162329inb4 she comes out against mutants>How are decent, regular humans supposed to compete with those asses???
>>45162357The stock market is freaking the fuck out for tissues and toys.
>>45162377>inb4 "How about some squats you stupid bitch!?"Shots will be fired.
>>45162416Kevin vs Kanye rap battle, when?
So is the next thread going to start from the perspective of internet shitposters instead of JJ? That'd be awesome.
>>45162502It'll be Gwen shitposting on 4chan and realizing "Wait a second, isn't this that hobo-friend of yours Peter?"
>>45162502>tfw Crusty is spending an entire week to write up an entire thread's worth of shitposting for the next thread, complete with complexes, fallacies, autism and poor spelling/grammar
>>45161843I'd have liked a say in going off the deep end, or at least a will roll. I hope Crusty ain't actively trying to fuck us over and he has something specific in mind with all this crazy high shit.
>>45162544Don't forget all the lovingly handcrafted meme pics and reaction images he's going to have to make for the setting
>>45162534Oh yeah, we did run into some folks at peters school didnt we?Boy, hes going to get some awkward questions.>>45162568Im sure it'll pan out. One way or the other.
>>45162568>I'd have liked a say in going off the deep end,I'm glad we didn't, 'cause anons would have pussied out.Like back in the mall.
Are we telling them about the ship thing?
>>45162638People will probably wind up drawing conclusions based on JJ's appearance, doubly so if he mentions trying to be a superhero. Though he does look considerably difference than he did back then.
We also need to remember to pay the hotdog vendor if we already didn't. It would be rude to dine and dash a small entrepreneur like him.
>>45162682>"Oh man I'm so sorry bruh. I completely forgot my cash. Here. I got just the thing"And that's the story of how we paid the hotdog man in superpowered dandelions.
>>45162682>>45162710>We give him the power glove as payment.
>>45162200>JJ still hasn't put her down, right?Nope, pretty sure we've been carrying her this whole time.Too. Fucking. Cute.
>>45162568That's because you're a boring shit. This was great.
At least Laura's existential crisis isn't bugging right now anymore
>>45162938>don't worry Laura>no matter how purposeless you feel, you aren't as retarded as this guy
>>45163226>not wanting the green dick
>>45163353Shame on you, sir.
>>45163353More like not wanting the last word of the thread to be that word.
>>45163393You know JJ is going to try fugging Laura when he's all going green one day.
>>45163393>being THIS autisticIt's 2016. Can't we give this disease a rest?
>>45163407See my post >>45162054
>>45163420Said "that word" instead of "penis" because then it'd technically be penis.And it's just more of an annoyance than a significant issue for me.
>>45163420>diseaseYou said Autistic, not Gay.