Bruce WayneThe pain from those two words is like a nanite bomb has just gone off in your brain, trillions of microscopic robots infesting your grey matter and mining away at the very organ that makes you the person you are. A constant trickle of blood running down from your left nostril makes it evident to the doctor that something is very, very wrong with you, if the screaming and you clutching at your head wasn't enough to that already.Though he looks to be panicking quite a bit the elderly man rushes to a nearby cabinet, searching through it for several seconds before producing a syringe filled with a green liquid. Tapping it several times, as he approaches you, the world seems to slow to a crawl, up until the point where he shoves the needle into your neck, forcing the plunger down, pushing the liquid inside of you... the last thing you see or feel before you're falling back to the bed, the ungodly pain you've felt until now suddenly vanishing as though it were never there at all.Darkness, the comfort of the absence of anything else, just you, nothing else floating in the endless void with you."...still doesn't... his name?"A voice speaks, though you can't figure out where it's coming from, as though it's surrounding you on all sides... it's talking about you, though, isn't it?A name, you've got one of those, don't you? Everyone does, so it stands to reason you've probably got a name as well, even if you can't recall what it is."...ask again... wakes up.">My name is...>Bruce Wayne>Clark Kent>John Jones>Barry Allen>Hal Jordan>I don't know
>>44847586>I don't know
>>44847586>I don't knowHello there Eail, how's it going?
>>44847586>>I don't know
>>44847586>John Doe:'^)No but really >Terry McGinnis:'^)No, but really>I don't know
>>44847646Go to bed Chuckles>>44847633Eh, been better
>>44847586>Clark Kent>>44847681What's wrong Eail?
>>44847719Shitty day. I was awake from 4 pm friday to 10 pm saturday because reasons.Could only sleep for around 4 hours then woke up today unable to sleep anymore. Got a small nap in later
Calling and writing
No one wants to be genetically modified Bruce? That'd be loads of fun.
>>44847956 We still might be anon, but we just don't know.
>>44847956We're totally mini-Grundy
>>44847956>>44847969We could be a clone with a fusion of DNA from all of them.
>>44847997Important question: Do we have a decent pair of pants?
>>44847997Friendly reminder that, in earlier issues, Grundy was really, really stupid, not mindless hate-murder-break-machine, and he could be talked to and reasoned with.So we could conceivably just have lunch with him and teach him to be a swell guy instead of using him to rob banks and shit.If he is old school Grundy, anyway
>>44847772That's shite. You've got that 'exhausted but not tired'?Random ass guess but were you flying?
"Still don't know Doc." You mutter, trying to bring one of your hands up to rub at your eyes, wanting to clear away the fuzzy haze that's currently impairing your vision.*clink*It's a surprise when your hand won't move up all the way, which causes you to glance down to look at your arm, finding that you're currently handcuffed to the side of the bed. A few tugs reveals that you're stuck there pretty damn well, though you feel like you're too weak to properly break them... hell you don't even know what your own strength is. The way you cracked the concrete when you first woke up means that you're probably pretty strong, but you don't feel any different than normal... if you really even know what normal actually is.Focus, jackass.Blinking a few times, you can see that you're still in the same room as earlier, but there isn't anyone here with you, no person that could have been talking about you and a name. Could be that you just dreamed it up, but that doesn't seem right... it was so clear.Something about this doesn't feel right, and with the hand that isn't currently cuffed to the bed, you drag down the sheet covering your chest, wanting to see how badly you're bandaged up from the bullet wound.Two things are pretty surprising when you do that.The first, being that there's no evident wound anywhere on your body, despite the fact that you most certainly had a bullet in you not all that long ago, just smooth skin, not even a scar anywhere.The second, holy hell you're ripped. Muscles upon muscles, you look like a perfect athlete, built for both speed and power, nothing that isn't necessary, not a spot of fat anywhere on your torso. Not the body a typical hobo, that much is for sure>Wait, see if anyone comes by.>Time to go, break the cuffs... and find some pants.>Call for someone to come to you.>Write in
>>44848111>>Wait, see if anyone comes by.
>>44848111>Call for someone to come to you.
>>44848111>>Time to go, break the cuffs... and find some pants.Nope, we gotta bounce now
>>44848111>Time to go, break the cuffs... and find some pants.I've seen this one before. The guy on the table gets.. fucked up.
>>44848111>>Time to go, break the cuffs... and find some pants.
>>44848188Don't be a rude little shit.
>>44848111>>Call for someone to come to you."Doc,I'm gonna need some stitches, cause I'm fucking ripped!"
>>44848111>>Time to go, break the cuffs... and find some pants.Time for criminal adventures and figuring out what the hell we are
>>44848248BooooooAlso calling and writing
>>44848340Who the fuck is Aiden Knowles?
>>44848357>I don't know
I CAN BREAK THESE CUFFSWell, you can if you can beat a DC of 8, which, considering your record, I don't know if you guys can.1d20
Rolled 9 (1d20)>>44848380Rolling
Rolled 1 (1d20)>>44848380rolling
Rolled 12 (1d20)>>44848380take a 1
Rolled 10 (1d20)>>44848380
Rolled 4 (1d20)>>44848380
Rolled 6 (1d20)>>44848380We ain't no crack bitch!
Rolled 12 (1d20)>>44848380BATMAN!
>>44848391Chuckles you son of a bitch.
>>44848401You sure about that? >>44848391
>>44848391I, again advocate we an hero
Why even roll for something this trivial?
>>44848446Exactly.Should we roll for breathing, too?
>>44848446Because reasonsYou guys are lucky I don't take crit fails, else you would have just ripped off your hand >>44848391
>>44848456Get that nat 1 there as well.
>>44848461>tfw no doctor walking in on us struggling and telling us we can't break those cuffs moment
>>44848446>Snapping police grade handcuffs off a hospital bed>trivial
>>44848553For someone with super strength
You've either been out of it for weeks at the very least or there's something very unusual about you. People don't heal from gunshot wounds that fast unless they're... well, not normal. Meta-human.The word comes to your mind as you glance at the handcuffs. That's the phrase that the government uses for people that display abnormal powers beyond what the average human should be capable of, unless they're a member of an alien race or magical, that is.Why do you know that?A question you're either going to get an answer you don't like, or no answer at all, the longer you stay in this hospital bed. You need to figure out who you are, what you are, and why you seem to at least partially have meta-human characteristics. Gotham City may be a terrible place, your instincts tell you that at least, but it could have the answers you seek, which means you need to get out there and start looking.Looking from the handcuffs keeping you held to the bed, over to the window and the Gotham sky line that you can see, there's only one thing keeping you from the taste of freedom.Flexing your muscles a few times you once more look at the handcuffs keeping you on the bed. You might be unsure of your own strength, but...Gritting your teeth and focusing, in sudden motion towards your chest, you rip the cuffs right off the bed, breaking the guard and giving you free reign of your arm once more, even if the cuffs are still attached. Ripping off the monitoring equipment as well, along with a bit of pain as the IV comes loose, you're now at least a semi free man.Hopping off the bed, a quick search of a nearby closet reveals the clothes that you came in with, well, the pants and shoes at least. The jacket and shirt might have been disposed of due to being drenched in your blood.As for your escape...>Out the window, even if you are a few stories up>Go out the door, act casual?>Wait for a while.>Write in
>>44848744>Out the window, even if you are a few stories up
>>44848744>>Go out the door, act casual?Whistle while you're at it.
>>44848642Which may be why the DC was 12 instead of 17+.
>>44848744>>Wait for a while.
>>44848744>>Out the window, even if you are a few stories upJust climb down, window to window, ledge to ledge, piping to piping.easy.It's like none of you have ever climbed out of a hospital before.
>>44848744>Out the window, even if you are a few stories upUntil we fall and break our skull.
>>44848744>Go out the door, act casual?
>>44848744>Go out the door, act casual?We got shot and were down for the count. The window will probably break our goddamn legs.
>>44848784It was 8
>>44848784The DC was 8.
>>44848744>>Out the window, even if you are a few stories upFuck the policeAnd gravity
>>44848794Then we shall crawl away, like a true badass would!18 miles of shit! 100+ miles of unforgiving winter hellscape! Through bear dens and barbed wire!
>>44848852>MC is hallucinating due to extreme weather conditions and severe injuries.
>>44848802>>44848818Fuck it you're right. We should be able to do everything we please with ease. No need to roll for anything. Not like we didn't just get any idea of how strong we are with that DC or let the possibility of being found come in to play.
>>44848896Is this bait, or are you actually retarded?
>>44848911Just ignore him
>>44848881I played a game where my character was shellshocked and hallucinated he was in an entirely separate war.In his bout of delusion he managed to take three enemy bunkers and a tank depot.His heart exploded afterwards.
Calling and counting
Okay, window it is, but, NOW FOR SOME MORE CHOICES>Dive out the window like a COOL GUY>Be a huge coward and climb down the hospital safely 5 minute vote
>>44849096>>Be a huge coward and climb down the hospital safelyWe're stupid, not an idiot.
>>44849096>Dive out the window like a COOL GUY
>>44849096>>Be a huge coward and climb down the hospital safely
>>44849096>Be a huge coward and climb down the hospital safelySafety first, kids!
>>44849096>Be a huge coward and climb down the hospital safelyLike a coward who never smoked crack.
>>44849096>Dive out the window like a COOL GUYI can't believe there are any other options.
>>44849096>>Dive out the window like a COOL GUYNAVY SEALS
>>44849096>>Be a huge coward and climb down the hospital safelyWe may be stupid, but we're not dumb.
>>44849096>Be a huge coward and climb down the hospital safely
Calling and countingI bet yall cowards don't even smoke crack
You cowards don't even smoke crackHow will you discover more powers if you don't do STUPID SHIT
>>44849251So you're saying we should try crack?
anyone else having trouble with page suddenly jumping around, as in the scroll bar?
>>44849282I bet we'll crack something allright
>>44849251Nope gotta be boring and safe
>>44849251Easy, bring out those delicious Batman waifus.People will jump through their own rib cages to do stuff for them.
While part of you says you should dive out of the window because it'd be fairly fun, the much more sane part of your mind says to do the exact opposite of that and to go the much more safer route of climbing down like a normal person would. Discovering the power of flight might be interesting and all, you'd rather not go splat on the ground just because you wanted to smash out a window.So instead of doing the fun thing, you raise the window and take a peek out... you're seven floors off the ground, so maybe it was a good idea after all.One foot after the other as they say, so giving one more look at the hospital room, you climb out of the window. There's a series of ledges coming off of windows that you can probably use to get yourself down relatively quickly.Your own agility surprises you with how quickly and smoothly you're able to jump from ledge to ledge, your impacts having much less... impact than you would have expected. It's night time as well, so while you're able to make out what you're doing, there aren't many people around that actually have a chance to see you doing your thing.Soon enough, after a bit of a rough landing on the last ledge, you've found yourself in some shrubbery, hidden away from the sight of anyone that might be coming to, or from, the hospital. Dressed in just a pair of jeans and some sneakers, you kind of stick out pretty bad if someone were to spot you right now anyways.Least you've still got ten bucks in your wallet.Just gotta figure out how far that money is going to take you.>Find a store, get a shirt>Time to get some cash>You need food again...>Go somewhere specific>Write in
>>44849546>Find a store, get a shirt
>>44849546>>Time to get some cashDon't care how
>>44849546>>Find a store, get a shirt
>>44849546>Find a store, get a shirt>Go somewhere specificGood will is cheap as fuck.
>>44849546>Find a store, get a shirtGood will
>>44849546>go to Gotham docks and work on he docks
To good will we go!
So are we gonna get shot or stabbed again this thread?
>>44849848¿Por que no los dos?
>>44849848At a good will? Maybe.
>>44849929We should steal the electronics they charge as much as eBay for.
First thing first, get some clothing. Metahuman or not it's freezing like hell out here and you don't care to stay out here longer than you have to without anything warming up your chest. The snow, though light, is already collecting on your shoulders, that's all the motivation you need to get the hell out of here and get moving.The streets of Gotham are still the same as the last time you were walking on them, bleak, dreary, even about the same time of night you think. You may have fit in before with your clothes, but this time you stick out like a sore thumb, only a dumb bastard would be out here in the middle of the night without a shirt on after all.Maybe, just maybe, that's why you've got two fellows following behind you, with what you have to assume are less than honorable intentions, based on the way they're whispering back and forth to each other, you think you even saw a gun in one of their waistbands.You really don't fancy being robbed for the ten whole dollars you've got to your name right now, or being shot again, that one really sucked.Perhaps if you ignore them theyll just go away and leave you alone?>Initiate CQC operations>Call them out on following you>Run for it>Keep walking casually>Write in
>>44850022>tfw we have to steal because we can't afford it>tfw we accidentally hospitalize the guy who tries to stop us from stealing>tfw we made Batman an enemy by bad luck
>>44850102>>Initiate CQC operations
>>44850102>Initiate CQC operations
>>44850102>pick up nearest trash can and throw it at them
>>44850102>Mother fuckers I can't even afford a shirt.Slight of hand toss them an empty wallet. It doesn't have ID right?
>>44850102RIP AND TEAR THEIR GUTS
Goddammit guys you go from playing it safe to full retard. Why does a gun seem less dangerous than a fall from a building?
Okay I have to ask, what the fuck are CQC operations?
>>44850196The ground can't miss.
>>44850196It's only 9 mm.
>>44850216Yes it can. You just have to forget that you are falling.
>>44850206Close Quarters Combat
>>44850222>Mans last words>"It's only 9mm."
>>44850102>Turn a corner and ambush those motherfuckers. >Steal their shit to
>>44850269>it was actually a .45
>>44850119Then we just have to stay one step ahead of the lawmen, while only stealing what we can't afford.
>COMMENCING CQC OPERATIONSDC 10Please don't fuck it up
Rolled 11 (1d20)>>44850331Just let me roll, guys. I got this.
Rolled 9 (1d20)>>44850331Time to get shot, again.
Rolled 4 (1d20)>>44850331
Rolled 7 (1d20)>>44850331
Rolled 7 (1d20)>>44850331Rolling
Rolled 2 (1d20)>>44850331
>no one else wanted to throw a trash can at them>not wanting to become The Trashman, committing, or preventing, crime via trash cans, dumpsters, garbage trucks, etc.Hey, this is Gotham, we need some kind of crazy theme.
>>44850393>>44850341We learned from our past mistake.Don't get shot.Man, the dice hate this quest more than they hate AEQ
>>44850417Your idea is garbage m8
>>44850417We already have a name, anon.El Discounto Diablo!Raiding Home Depots and Wal-Marts (and fast food joints) by day! Doing other unrelated shit by night!
>>44850400What would happen if we failed?
>>44850426>no intothetrashitgoes.jpg1/10 at least you tried
>>44850481You'd have gotten shot
>>44850400Eail, I think our amnesiac may be retarded
>>44850502Kek. I'm just waiting for the day the dice just decide to kill us.
>>44850502>implying this is good QMing
>>44850540>Attack thugs and fail dc>Get shotSo your reaction would be >WAAAAH GaME TOO HARD BULLETS OP PLZ NERF
>>44850540Would you rather this have no fail states?
>>44850540>notice guys have gun>attempt to take head on, again>fail roll, again>get shot, againHow is that bad QMing, and just not player stupidity?
>>44850540What do you expect to happen if you fail a head on combat roll against someone with a gun?
>>44850585I teleport behind them and behead them with my dick after zipping my katana, of course, Kid, it's more personnel. Psh.
>>44850585To get stabbed?
>>44850613Jokes on you, it was a hologram.
>>44850540Yep. We shouldn't need to role for anything. We have super strength, it should be as easy as breathing.
>>44850572>>44850576>>44850584>>44850585Dodge roll, of course.
>>44850668Being able to punch means you don't require technique to avoid being shot?
>>44850660NO! MY ONLY WEAKNESS! (Well, except for Mom telling me I have to take out the trash or do dishes, but otherwise MY ONLY WEAKNESS!)
>>44850684Obviously. We just punch the bullets back at them. Or catch them in a garbage can. While shouting nonsense Spanish. Like "Yo soy bibliotheca."
>>44850684Sorry I meant that as sarcastic. I like that there are possibilities for failure.
>>44850718>"Did he just call me a library?"
>>44850753No he called himself a library.
>>44850748I do too, but we're supposed to have superpowers. Potentially the Flash's, or a diluted version of his, based on >>44847586That's why I expressed annoyance. Got way more salty than I should have, I admit.
>>44850781yeah you went full retard.
>>44850800Indeed I did.
>>44850772But no one in Gotham save Bane and Batman can actually speak Spanish. How would he know?
>>44850836How do you know there isn't some well read, yet morally back rupture person just trying to get by in life working as a thug or cutpurse?
>>44850836>Implying there aren't any Latino gangs under Bane's control
>>44850855Morally bankrupt. Fucking autocorrect.
Letting these guys follow you to a point where they have the advantage against you, moreso than they already do by being armed, it doesn't feel like a very good idea. Instead of outright ignoring them, you merely pretend to do so until you're able to round the next corner and vanish out of their sight for a few seconds... giving you just enough time to think about what you need to do if you're going to get through this with yourself intact and not ending up in another hospital bed right after you escaped from the last one.Two hostiles, armed and dangerous, while you don't even have a knife on you.SOP dictates to neutralize them in as short a time as possible while minimizing risk to yourself and getting the hell out of here after you do it just in case they've got anymore friends around.You don't know why you know that either.Taking a deep breath, you prepare yourself, and the second the first of the two men following you comes around the corner you reach out and snatch him by the arm, yanking him towards you while extending a leg, causing him to trip, the impact given just a little more oomph as you give him a shove on his back. He's down but not out.His friend had just enough time to see this and starts to pull his gun on you, but you've already left the side of the man on the ground and rushed forward, grabbing the arm that holds the gun and keeping it away from you. Quickly turning things around on the man, quite literally, you swing him around and slam his head against the wall, a weak groan escaping as he falls unconcious.Just as the first man is about to start getting up off the ground as well, a quick kick to the side of his head puts him into dream land as well, leaving you standing alone on the sidewalk.>Get the hell out of here>Take some clothing from them>Grab the gun>Search their pockets>Kill them>Write in
>>44850855Because no one speaks Spanish in not!New York City.Just a bunch of Europoor languages.
>>44850872>Take some clothing from them>Grab the gun>Search their pockets
>>44850872>Take some clothing from them>Grab the gun>Search their pocketsYoink
>>44850872>>Take some clothing from them>>Search their pocketsHey, free stuff.
>>44850872>>Take some clothing from them>>Grab the gun>>Search their pocketsgimme the loot
>>44850872>>Take some clothing from them>>Grab the gun>>Search their pocketsTake a jacket, a fistfull of dollars, and their shitty 9mm.
>>44850872>Search their pockets>Take some clothing from themThe gun is probably not worth it.
>>44850872>Take some clothing from them>Search their pockets
A slight snafu takes us behind schedule....Un momentoTALK GOD DAMN IT
So how powerful do you think Zev's and Rena's kid is going be?
>>44851383Words. Observation. Blithe state about your parentage.
>>44851387Who and what?
>>44851387All of these techniques and more
>>44851387They will Boop the nose of the gods.
>>44851399Angry retort. Implication about your sexuality.
>>44851413Most of those are terrible. I mean you'd end up dead trying to do half of them. Creating the void should technically never happen. When you enter that situation with an actual sword you don't shoot the shit for twenty minutes you either stab/strike them with an alternate weapon or lever the blade onto them.The force grenade leaves you open to be stabbed.. just all of these assume total inaction by the opponent. Why did you post this? My autism is angry.
So the question is where to go from here.Do we have nothing resembling clues as to our identity?Early twenty-something male...probably puts us in about Nightwing's age bracket do you think? I mean how old was Wayne?
>>44851421Feigned nonchalance. Question your emotional state.
>>44851387A child to surpass metal gear.
>>44851494Well, it's CURRENT YEAR so his age should be obvious. Not old and decrepit, but not young either.
>>44851413>torture at will>even sith droids can join in the fun!
>>44851501Hasty claim of feigned ignorance. Claim of success.
>>44851445Good. GOOD. Let the butthurt flow though you.
>>44851540Shut up Sheev. You couldn't event beat the only black Jedi in the galaxy.
>>44851445Turning off and Igniting your Saber is apart of lightsaber school tho
>>44851606There are two now right? One the new movie?
To the victor go the spoils, and this time you are most certainly the victor.These guys weren't bums, looks like they were more mob rats, nice leather coat, long sleeved shirt, hell, even the gun is nice. It's a quality 1911, feeding ramp polished to a mirror sheen, slide has been reinforced, and the interlock with the frame is tightened for added precision. Replaced sights for better visibility, extended safety for ease of use with the thumb, a long type trigger with non-slip grooves, a ring hammer, hell even the trigger guard has been filed down for a higher grip.Nearly every part of this gun has been expertly crafted and customized.Ejecting the magazine, you're able to see that it's fully loaded, giving you a total seven shots, plus the one currently in the chamber.Looking over to the man that was carrying it, you woner how exactly he managed to get his hands on this thing. Flicking the safety on, you put the gun in the back of your waistband, it'll have to do for the moment until you're actually able to get your hands on a holster.Why do you know so much about guns?Questions for later, because now you've got a shirt and a jacket courtesy of these bastards, and about a hundred dollars thanks to their wallets... oddly lacking in identification, much in the same way yours was when you woke up. Probably, hopefully a coincidence of some type. The wallets did have a strange engraving on them, looking like an hourglass inside of a hexagon.Maybe a gang sign of some sort?More questions for later, for now, you need to get out of here.>Try to find an abandonded building you can sleep in.>An alleyway is as good as anything.>Try to find some work for the morning.>Go to a store, you've got some cash and need supplies.>Go somewhere specific>Write in
>>44851643>Try to find some work for the morning.
>>44851643>>Go to a store, you've got some cash and need supplies.
>>44851643>try to find the burger joint we got shot in
>>44851643>Go to a store, you've got some cash and need supplies.
>>44851643Proceed to good will anyway. Extra clothes and supplies are still needed. Or even a motel
>>44851643>Go to a store, you've got some cash and need supplies.>>44851637Spoilers of that movie - He's not a jedi he just uses the light saber a bit. The jedi is that girl who never speaks and lacks a personality.>>44851617It's a part of a style but if you throw your light saber away the other guy is free to act un opposed.
>>44851643>Try to find an abandonded building you can sleep in.
>>44851691He's clearly force sensitive. Explains the ability to resist the stormtrooper training.
>>44851643>We just went full Naked Snake on this 1911Guys we aren't dumb we just have actual autism
Are we Deathstroke? Let's find a highly skilled leader of a group of highly skilled teenagers and try to make him our sidekick.
>>44851724Well, we're an amnesiac, so we don't know anything, really, except for odd snippets and whatever is coming back to us, slowly.So not actually autistic (yet).You kiddos and your buzzwords.
Shit we're Jason Bourne in the DC universe
>>44851724The QM is from Texas he can't help it.
>>44851760Little known B or C list villian or a clone of them that takes on an identity of their own?Sound good?
>>44851724Or we have some damn good training in firearms. I love how this is being written from the amnesia perspective. The thing about amnesia is that you only really lose personal info, almost nothing about the world is lost, but some of it can be hard to access since you don't know the question to ask it.
>>44851917I can dig it.
Late calling and writing, but calling and writing all the sameWhen we end this for the night I'm driving to 7/11 and getting Peace Tea and Flaming Hot Cheetos
>>44851917>we aren't a DC character>we are Deadpool inter-dimensionally transported to GothamLet's get some chimichangas.
>>44851953Regeneration, weapons training, 4chan.org at the mental helm...you're right. The only thing wrong is the lack of looking like the inside of other people's assholes.
>>44851981You look like an avocado had sex with an uglier older avocado
>>44851981Hmm, you're ri->>44851991Welp
>>44851991You're joking right?
>>44852028YesI'm bad with appearances but aside from slightly too long hair, you're disturbingly generic in appearance.Aside from the muscles on top of muscles
>>44852028>>44852016Pretty sure he's referencing the trailer. Although, we really haven't looked in a mirror have we...
>>44852059We have >just smooth skin, not even a scar anywhere.
>>44851981Why can't his face regenerate back to normal?
>>44852085Deadpool? It's actually his whole body. And because something something super cancer and regeneration don't mix.
>>44852114Cancer is eating him, regen fixes it, cancer comes back stronger, regen fixes that.Longer he goes the more fucked up he gets look wise
>>44852114That seems like a stupid reason.
>>44852057Do we have blue, green, or brown eyes?>>44852085He's got regeneration and so does his cancer.
>>44852127You know what would fix that? Some kyrptonite chemotherapy.>>44852132That seems even stupider.
>>44852128>>44852127Its been years since I read any of his stuff and I don't think I read much of his origin. Plus it's a comic book, silly reasons abound.
>>44852128It's probably the single most thought out backstory in Comic book history.
Well, you've got a bit of cash now, and that means you've got the chance to pick up some supplies from an actual store, rather than having to scrounge around through the garbage, at least for a day or two. One hundred and ten dollars isn't a lot of money, but it's a good starting point for getting yourself situated in Gotham.Having a weapon at your side makes you feel quite comfortable as well, the gun, along with the knowledge on how to use it, all of that just seemed to flow back into your mind when you had the chance to 'play' with the weapon. You wouldn't mind picking up a knife as well, having the chance for an excellent combo... though you might have to shave off some of the grip if you're going to be going full CQC and using the weapons together... hopefully you won't need to do that though.Having collected everything you wanted from the guys that were following you, it's time to make your way out of here. Not exactly any grand supermarkets around this place after all."All in all you're just another brick in the wall."You mutter as you try to sink into the leather jacket, trying to shy away from the cold.You're not entirely sure why you said that, but it seems oddly appropriate for the moment. You can reference music, but you still don't know what your name is, might need to at least think of something to use while you're trying to find a store to shop at.>Think of a name?And>Find a shopping center, it'll have everything you need>Gas station, will work well enough for the moment>Survival store, if there's one open.>Write in
>>44852196Clearly we're Bruce Floyd.>Find a shopping center, it'll have everything you need
>>44852196>Survival store, if there's one open.
>>44852196Fol Sompri>Find a shopping center, it'll have everything you need
>>44852196>>Find a shopping center, it'll have everything you need
>>44852196Jack TheRipper>Survival store, if there's one open.
>>44852196>>Think of a name?Jimmy
>>44852196>John Smith>Gas station, and get some sushi
>>44852196>Think of a name?Erik.>Gas station, will work well enough for the moment
>>44852196John 'Snake' Doe>Survival store, if there's one open
>>44852196John or JackGo full SnakeAlso simple names>>Find a shopping center, it'll have everything you need
>>44852269>>44852258>>44852229The metal gear thing is kind of tired guys.
Culebra means snake in spanish, right?John Culebra?
>>44852196>Survival StoreJoseph Collins
>>44852196>Steven Culebrat>Gas station
>>44852295They love their Maymay and will never let it die.
>>44852295>We am become "Tired Snake".
>>44852337Also Eail promised Metal Gear quest, and it never happened.
>>44852196>>Survival store, if there's one open
>>44852295I just restarted 4 so it's a great idea to me.
>>44852312>>44852196Adding to this...maybe we (were?) are a particularly skilled stage magician, hypnotist and escape artist?
>>44852196>>Survival store, if there's one open.Jane
Calling and writingKeep thinking on names won't you?>>44852352My magnum opus will come one day
>>44852373What? We clearly have a military background.
>>44852327The 't' is silent by the way.
>>44852391>will come one day>not SAQ or JAQEail, pls.Also, Blake Eastern.
>>44852433That sounds dumb."Seeven Culabrat"?What an idiot:^)
>>44852391Clark Wanye. Barry Stewart.Hal Allen.Am I doing it right?Peter Parker?
>>44852464No, the 't' in Culebrat is silent.Oh, let's call ourself Bruce Springsteen.Or David Bowie, or Elvis Presley, or John Kennedy.
>>44852229>>44852258I'll second either of these.
>>44852503>the joke>your head
>>44852503>John Kennedy.We already got shot once.
>>44852391I have a great name.James Gründelhiemer
>>44852536And it was a magic bullet. Since it gave us the power to regenerate.
>>44852550If we're going to be German we have to be King Schultz.
>>44852421Or we could easily be a gun nut or ex-gang member or ex-mafia.Street fights are about as good for teaching the basics of CQC if you're lucky and know how to pay attention.
>>44852591No, we still become El Discounto Diablo, but just throw in some gratuitous German too.
>>44852616>implyingThe same reason most people don't know how to properly grapple.
>>44852622>speaks broken german, except when he says his name, after which he switches over to broken spanish.Fuck.
>>44852622Explain that it all makes sense if you know anything about history. Like "Blue Raja"
>>44852633they aren't mutually exclusive you know. It's entirely possible to ditch out of that sort of life for military service.that said I feel like we've been Snake in enough of these
>>44851724Damn, I wasn't sure if those were his exact words.Snake was such a sperg ;__;7
Jack... John... something like that'll probably work, it's a simple and generic enough game that you wouldn't stand out with it, though you are still curious about what your real name is. Jack Smith isn't exactly the most exciting sort of name after all.Thinking about names managed to last you long enough to where you were able to stumble across one of those twenty four hour super centers. Perfect timing, since you still really have no idea where anything actually is in Gotham, you're sort of just wandering around and hoping that things will fall into your lap. Which, thankfully, it has up until this point.Entering the super center, you're greeted with isle after isle of just about every sort of good you could think of... even a weapons area near the back.Guess it makes sense Gotham might have looser gun control considering all of the crazies running around. You might be able to pick up some extra ammo for your gun, if you feel like it, a spare magazine at the very least might not hurt... can you do that without ID?Eh, you'll figure it out if you feel the need to do that.Otherwise, there's a fine selection of clothing, food, even some camping supplies like lamps and sleeping bags scattered around the store. A good bag might be a wise purchase, to hold everything you're going to buy here, though having a limited budget means you certainly can't splurge on anything that would be conidered 'fashionable'.You're homeless and have amnesia, you've got bigger problems to deal with than not having a fancy looking backpack.>What all would you like to purchase?>Funds: 110 dollarsYou're at fucking walmart, it has what walmart has
>>44852821Cheap back pack. Ramen you can eat that shit dry. Sleeping bag. Oh and breath mints. No reason to go around with stank breath.
>>44852842And toilet paper.
>>44852821A woodsmans knife / machete. a duffelbag, ramen noodles, a wool cap thing for our head, a little propane bottle with a heater / fire attachment thing for cooking on. a pot.
>>44852939Make the woodsman knife a combat knife and you've got a deal.
>>44852821And so you discover what every mother has in America. "What do you want from the store?""Uhhh."
I also chalk it up to being 2 amWRITINGBy the way, am I similar to GermanSchteel or planefag?Because I get mistaken for them when I go anon in /wqdt/
>>44853026Ok, combat knife and the rest of it. good to go with it.
>>44853068Was that Gate quest you?Because that sounds like american supremacist autism
>>44853068Autism is similar to Planefag but you shit post less. Schteel also has a fetish for Americana and super heroes.
>>44853102>Not loving freedom and justiceSuperman would be disappointed in you
>>44853026>buying a cheap combat knife>for any reasonAt minimum you'll be spending $100 for something that is actually serviceable.
Internet died for a cool minute, hang on, wrapping things up here in this post for the night
It takes a bit longer than you wanted it to, but finally you've got a cart filled with quite a good selection of things... and your poor wallet is practically crying at the cost of everything. A multi-situational knife, a dufflebag, a disturbing aount of ramen noodles of various types, a hat, a wool cap, a bandana, a propane bottle with a cooking attachment, and a pot that will strap onto the dufflebag.You'll have around fifteen dollars max with all of this, not enough to buy any ammunition for the gun, so eight shots are going to have to make do, assuming you get into any 'trouble', which, fate says at this point, you probably will after the way things have gone so far today... or however long it's actually been since you woke up, not too sure on that one really.As you're standing in check out, item after item going across the scanner, there aren't many people currently coming or going in the store, it's after two in the morning. A few clerks here and there, the cute girl with the blue hair standing behind you looking fairly annoyed as she waits.The men running in with AK-47 rifles, looking panicked out of their minds as one of them fires a burst towards the entrance at a target you can't see.Average stuff for you at this point really.Shit...>Gotham Quest Issue #2 END More issues = more delay yay
>>44853460DUN DUN DUN, again.Thanks for running Eaily-poo.
>>44853487My body hurts right now due to a lack of sleep.I think I've had like 7 hours in 4 daysHELP>The qt blue haired girl has a name too
>>44853460>QUICK LETS HIDE IN THE WALLS MART! THE BATMAN COULDNT FIND US BEHIND ALL THOSE LOW LOW PRICES!Can we hit on the blue haired hotty?
>>44853460Thanks for running, Eail!And I apologize for my salty as hell post earlier.>>44853504>The qt blue haired girl has a name tooI'd assume so.Original or Canon?
>>44853508>gunfire, the girl is down in cover>MC is standing there looking at her as a bullet ricochets and collides with the checkout lane they're in>"So, come here often?"
>>44853508I love youYes you can>Hotty>mfw>>44853521Canon
>>44853460Place hands on counter, brace self, beseech the Lord for strength, grab ski mask, and arise as DISCOUNTO DIABLO. Shoot mooks, acquire dosh, purchase ammunition with I'll gotten gains and cutie's number with swagger.
>>44853549>Blue hair>"hotty"Livewire? Or Ice?
>>44853554All we need to do is don our bandana, shout our name, then prove we have the fastest hands in Gotham.
>>44853549I love you too. I don't get it.. she's hot right? I feel stupid.
>>44853587>>44853606She's really 'cool'
>>44853554>>44853601We're going to get shot again.And Bruce Wayne is going to save us, again.Each time we come back harder to kill, though. So we're obviously Solomon Grundy.Or a Saiyan, but hey, different genre, different setting.
>>44853622You're the absolute best
>>44853622She still looks really hot.
>>44853666Oh you have no ideaShe's voiced by Jenifer Hale which makes my dick double hard>>44853652I know right~?
>>44850234That's like 8-bit theatre fighter logic there.
>HERE COMES A NEW WAIFU!Oh boy, we're going to get shot A LOT this time.And I bet you the last things we will say before we pass out is "Can I get your number?"
>>44853703Is Assault on Arkham any good? Because I might go watch it now.
>>44853703Bastila? Good deal.
>>44853718Yeah but you're gonna look super fucking sick while doing it.8 bullets vs 5 bad guysYou can do it, right anon?>>44853736It's pretty damn good, I'd say go watch it.Hey, you know what that reminds me!What do you think John/Jack's favorite Pink Floyd album is:3
>>44853736Assault on Arkham is fantastic
>>44853749Dark Side of the Moon?
>>44853749Is it The Wall
>>44853767Stop anon, my dick can only be so erect
>>44853749It better be wish you were here.
>>44853795Is John/Jack/Mr. Jingleheimerschmidt a clone with the DNA of the heroes listed in >>44847586 ?
>>44853806Welcome my son, to the maaacchiiiiiine.>>44853807His name is my name too!
>>44853749>Yeah but you're gonna look super fucking sick while doing it.Yes, we will be quite pale and infirm. That's what you look like after three gut shots and a bullet to the chest.We might vomit from the pain. Or the internal bleeding.You know, I think we'd look pretty Metal, actually.
Rolled 20 (1d20)>>44853749>8 bullets vs 5 bad guys>You can do it, right anon?Of course I can.
>>44853853Can.. we keep that?
>>44853853WHY DID YOU HAVE TO USE OUR SINGLE BEST ROLL EVER AFTER THE QUEST IS ALREADY DONE?
>>44853853>>44853863Why give us eight bullets for five guys? We only need four.
When it actually happens next thread we're going to roll a one. We'll drop the gun, it'll go off hitting us.We'll then pass out.Frost will never want to speak with us.
You have any idea on next thread when Eail or is it all a bit up in the air?
>>44853863When are you going to run space drunkard quest?
>>44853946All up in the air right now>>44853945Well, you can't accidentally discharge a 1911.If you somehow find a way, I'll be legit impressed.>>44853967SOON tm
>>44853945Worry not, anon.For surely critnon will arrive to save the day?Fuck, man, that statement, though. He really could do it.
>>44853977>Well, you can't accidentally discharge a 1911.Early models didn't have that push safety on the handle, so misfire and accidental discharge is possible with them, albeit rare as fuck because it's a damn fine gun and built like a tank, but it'll never misfire if not cocked first.Dat single action smooth trigger though.
>>44853977>Somehow find a way, I'll be legit impressedUser Error.
>>44853994I'd fuck a 1911Would you?Cause I wouldShe's my gunfu
>>44854023FN F2000 or the FN FAL
>>44854023Fucking americans. Get a real gf Eail.
>>44854043Tried that onceTurned out bad.I'd rather have you faggots, my anime, and my guns
>>44854082This is what the entirety of AMERICA GATE quest would have been
>>44854097It makes more sense then the fucking JSDF, like we would ever let Japan handle an operation like that. That whole fucking manga is wank fest
>>44854097Yeah, but then you'd end up getting killed by some pasty fucking albino who's using a sword that is totally out of place for his nationality.And everyone would be okay with it. Sitting there, they'd realize, they're just like him.
>>44854118The SDF vs the CIA guys was the weirdest part for me.Well that and like you pointed out, no way our military forces stationed in Japan wouldn't be on top of that shit lickity split.
>>44854097>>44854118>>44854120>>44854135>tfw you missed the partyThe fuckwhatnow? When did this happen?
>>44854135The guy who writes it is incredibly "Patriotic", I'm not sure how diseased your mind has to be to believe Japan would be capable of any of the military stuff in that manga.
>>44854178I mean it's admirable to love your country, but with Japan and military things...We've literally got the whole treaty regarding us doing everything for them in that field?
>>44854188It's the most blatant wankery I've ever read, decent wankery sure, but still
>>44854188Go home yankee dogs, nippon is strong tiger, ready to pounce.Are there any tigers in japan? idk
>>44854188And yes, we do everything for them involving military actions. The entirety of the show is bullshit, the JSDF has no fucking authority
>>44854023Did you want a side order of BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT with your freedom?
>>44854210No, at least, not for a very very long time. Japan's largest predator was the Japanese wolf which was barely 40-50 pounds. It went extinct like 100 years ago
>>44854230God Bless AmericaWe'd FREEDOM the shit out of the Empire so hard in GATE
>>44854251Just fucking run that quest, just don't be all AMURICA about it. Make GATE somewhat logical in that the Nips would have no fucking part in it besides it being in their country.
>>44854251My freedom boner is ready.
>>44854278He's got enough quests, fuck. FUCK.I like the ones he has already started.Jesus Christ, guys, put it back in your pants.
>>44854317Sorry, GATE triggers the fuck out of me.
>>44854325Is that why you want Eail to 'fix' it by going full AMERICA?
I've only watched the intro but Assault on Arkham is already great.
>>44854352Told you >>44854349A bit, yeah. I just want him to make it logical, at least, less pants on head retarded
>>44854317I know, I am eagerly waiting for the next update of SAQ, and I still miss BRUCE, and femBroly.
>>44854391I miss Space Alcoholic Quest and want more Crystal Quest.
>>44854403Wait, Crystal Quest? What is, JESUS EAIL, HOW MANY QUESTS HAVE YOU STARTED?
>>44854425QMC is another kid of a crystal gem like Steven, but he's Sapphire.I barely know anything about SU, but I quite liked the first thread.
>>44854442Okay, so we have:SAQJAQ. andGotham Quest all activewith:Crystal QuestBruce Quest,and the Kingdom Hearts quest he was running with Chuckles all on hiatus.Are there any I missed?
>>44854278>>44854251Run a GATE quest......have it open up right in the middle of Uganda or SomaliaY/Y?
>>44854403I don't know what Crystal quest is and I'm not a fan of Alcoholic or Saiyan for that matter.
>>44854623>I don't know what Crystal quest isSee >>44854442
I wish Harley got nude as often as in this movie in the games.
Taking bets on which Robin we're gonna be bros with.Dick is the best.Jason likes guns and so do we.Tim is objectively normal and would be a good normal friend.Damien is a little shit.
>>44855825It's 4chan. So Stephanie.