Waking up in a dirty alleyway with nothing but the clothes on your back in the middle of winter in an alleyway that you most certainly don't recognize would be scary for anyone. It's probably a bit worse when you also don't remember anything about yourself aside from your name, and how old you think you might be.Hell you aren't even sure about the name thing, everythnig is a little fuzzy right about now.Picking yourself up off the ground, that new stance didn't last too long as your head started pounding with the worst pain you'd ever felt, amnesia or not. Falling back to your knees, you begin clutching at your head in a feeble attempt to make the pain stop, at least for a moment. What lasted for really only about thirty seconds felt more along the lines of several hours.It feels like every molecule of your being is on fire, screaming for relief from the hell that you're experiencing, finally uable to hold it back anymore, you tear your hand off of your head and smash it into the ground in front of you, having nearly gone mad from the pain. When the concrete gives way to your hand, being broken to pieces by the blow, the pain finally starts to die down.That wasn't normal.You had felt no pain from doing that, let alone the strength that seemed to have come from nowhere being quite a surprise. Your hand was fine as well, having no visible cuts or bruises from punching the ground.Weird.
>>44719842The pain that you had been feeling up until now was fading away, until finally you felt 'normal' aside from the hunger in your gut, screaming at you to find something to eat and to do it quickly. Whoever you are, well, maybe that answer can wait until you've managed to get some food in your belly.>A quick search through your pocket produces a wallet with no ID, but twenty dollars>You are starvingYou should probably....>Start searching for some food, you're starving after all>Inspect the area around you, see if there are any clues>Try to figure out where you are>Find somewhere to bunk down for the night, it's freezing out here.>You're going to need some more money, one way or another>WRITE IN
>>44719853>You're going to need some more money, one way or another
>>44719853>>Start searching for some food, you're starving after all
>>44719853>Start searching for some food, you're starving after allEail what are you doing you madman?
>>44719853>>You're going to need some more money, one way or anotherEail, this isn't Drunk Lizard Adventures or Zev's Sexulant Tubtime.
>>44719853>Inspect the area around you, see if there are any clues>Try to figure out where you are
>>44719914>>44719919Off the rails, as they say
>>44719853>Try to figure out where you are>Find somewhere to bunk down for the night, it's freezing out here.Try and see if we can find a shelter or a church or something.
>>44719953Well, as long as this one doesn't die like Bruce and Bro-chan.
>>44719974Or like Crystal Quest
All right, we're rolling now, writing
>>44720092What about Kingdom Hearts?
>>44720092That one was Eail?
>>44720149rip in peace
Right, okay, you don't know who you are, you don't know where you are. The first of those problems is going to be slightly more difficult to actually find an answer to, but until you can at the very least figure out what city you're in, it could be completely impossible to know anything more.Putting on your thinking cap, boy do you wish you actually had a hat right about now to keep some of the heat rolling off your head where it's supposed to be, you tap your chin several times. Glancing around the area where you woke up, the primary 'landmark' is where you embedded your fist into the ground moments before, with nothing much else catching your eye... aside from the newspaper resting ontop of a garbage can."Gotham Gazette..." You mutter to yourself as you pick it up.Stands to reason Gotham is the city you're in, it sounds sort of familiar after all. Not much time to worry about that though, as the rumbling of your stomach focuses you again.>Current Cash: 20 dollars>Hunger state: StarvingYou need to...>Get food, now!>You've gotta get some more cash>Investigate the area more, there has to be clues.>Try to find a church or a shelter to take refuge in.>WRITEIN
>>44720325>Get food, now!
>>44720325>Investigate the area more, there has to be clues.
>>44720325>>Get food, now!hit up a Big Belly Burgers joint
>>44720325>>Get food, now!
>>44720325>>WRITEINActive Zur En Arrh protocols.
Can we work for the Penguin?
>>44720484None of the Gotham villains seem like particularly good people to work for unless you don't have any other choice.
>>44720503Dude, the Penguin has loads of clean money and his own club.
>>44720514I guess if you work for one of his businesses, but all I can think about is that one comic where it goes into great detail about what the Penguin did to a chef who he thought was laughing at him on a date.
>>44720514>>44720539stay away from Cobblepot.Free lance is safest
>>44720503Old School Freeze is pretty okay.
If they get locked up in Arkhamodds are they are not a good boss#NeverforgetBob
Right now the key to staving off death is food, it's hard to think on an empty stomach, and you doubt yours could really get any more empty than it is right now. Making your way out of the alley, noting the name of the street that you're on in case you need to come back here, Park Row, you start walking, this place looks really damn seedy and you doubt that it's safe to stay here longer than you need to.Wearing a worn out brown bomber jacket, a pair of jeans with holes in the legs, and crappy sneakers, you fit right in with the rest of the shadier looking folks in this part of town. Your brown hair, too long for someone to say it was trimmed to a resonable length, almost covers your eyes before you sweep it back out of your face. You have no idea who you are, but damn, the way you're dressed, it probably isn't someone very important if you're looking like this.Trying to keep your head straight, you keep on moving, soon finding yourself out of the ghetto area and in a part of town that looks at least... kind of nicer. Less garbage can fires at least.You've got a few options for where to go for food, even if your cash is a little short at the moment.>Fast food joint, the American classic>There's a diner down the street, better food for sure.>You may look like a bum, but you're getting into that fancy looking lounge somehow!>Dumpster diving time!>Write in
>>44720675>Fast food joint, the American classicBy 20 1$ cheeseburgers
>>44720675>Fast food joint, the American classicReal cheap, but filling.
>>44720675>Fast food joint, the American classicIf McDonald's fries can remain edible for a couple of years, then surely we can slowly build a supply of preservative-pumped french fry rations to last us for an entire month!
>>44720675>>Fast food joint, the American classicdollar menu that shitgotta STREEEEETCH that Andrew Jackson
>There's a diner down the street, better food for sure.
So are we a super human? We've got powers it looks like
>>44720878>So are we a super human?No shit.
>>44720878>We've got powers it looks likeIt does?
After a phone call that lasted way too long I can actually starting writing
Fast food is all the Mr Jackson in your pocket will allow you to afford and still have enough left over for another meal. Anything better than hitting up a Micky D's is far out of your budget right now, and hell, having a mac attack is just what the stomach is ordering right about now... along with some fries and a soda... maybe a few big macs.Hell you're gonna eat all the big macs you can right now.Popping into the Macdonalds, you're greeted by an acne ridden teenager working the counter. The young man looking like he's either stoned out of his mind, or about to drop at any second from boredom, maybe both, it's pretty late after all.>What do you want to order?>Supersize that shit, 10 dollars>Large Meal, 8 dollars>Medium Meal, 5 dollars>Small meal, 3 dollars>Gimme the cash kid>Write in
>>44721316>>Supersize that shit, 10 dollars
>>44721316>Small meal, 3 dollarsfrugality
>>44721316>>Supersize that shit, 10 dollars>>44721397Starving man
>>44721316>Supersize that shit, 10 dollars
>>44721316>Small meal, 3 dollars
>>44721316>Large Meal, 8 dollars
Starving wasn't me being cute about the hunger either.You're literally starving
>>44721457Could've explained that earlier.
>>44721499More fun this way!Anyways, writing now
>>44721524>More fun this way!
The temptation to supersize your order is far, far too incredible to pass up. Fifty percent of your money gone, soon enough you're sitting at a nearby table, gorging yourself on what very well might be the most delicious thing you've ever tasted in your life... because it's the only thing you actually remember eating, amnesia is weird like that it turns out. Still, actually getting food in you is at least helping you relax some, the warmth of the burger and fries filling your aching belly with the satisfaction of being full.One burger and three fourths of your fries later, you're coming back from the bathroom to finish off what you've got left of your food, only something is very, very off.A man with a ski mask on is currently holding up the cashier, a pistol pointed at the teenager as the man demands what money there is in the regiser. He hasn't noticed you yet, and you might be able to get out of here without alerting him if you want to... though who knows what he might do to the cashier if you actually just book it.It's not really your problem, but still... is that something that you actually want to do?>Cold cock the son of a bitch>Run out the side>Hide, wait this out>Get his attention>Commence full OPERATOR mode>write in
>>44721667>Cold cock the son of a bitchmight get free food
>>44721667>Cold cock the son of a bitch
>>44721667>Commence full OPERATOR mode
>>44721667>>Cold cock the son of a bitch
>>44721667>Cold cock the son of a bitchWe still have some food left and I want to eat it.
>>44721667>Commence full OPERATOR modeWe should remember the basics of CQC
>>44721719Damn, should have gone with "Try to remember the basics of CQC" instead of full Operator, I like that better
>>44721667>write in>Full operator to the exit, clothesline him as he leaves, take the dosh and dash.
>>44721667>Operate/CQC his ass
>>44720595If it is Gotham Cobblepot, if you are loyal you are fine.
Calling and counting
>>44721780If I count this as OPERATE/CQC then it wins, if I don't it's a tie between OPERATE/CQC and Just PUNCH him...Tie breaker vote?
Rolled 2 (1d2)>>44721922>if 1, CQC>if 2, Saitama
>inb4 we rush the guy, crit fail the roll and die
Rolled 2 (1d2)>>44721936Fair enough1 CQC 2 Punch 'em
SAITAMA it isNow if you gentlemen would be so kind as to roll me 1d20 please?Best of three DC 12
>>44721922>(You)Yah it was Operator>>44721934>>44721982But obviously dice gods want a punch out so that's what they're gettingRest in pieces that man's face
Rolled 8 (1d20)>>44722007
Rolled 4 (1d20)>>44722007you are already dead
Rolled 4 (1d20)>>44722007ONE PUUUUUUUUUUUUUNCH
Rolled 10 (1d20)>>44722007
Rolled 1 (1d20)>>44722007
>>44722022>>44722023>>44722024good job fuckbois
Rolled 9 (1d20)>>44722007
Evidently the dice gods didn't want saitama after all6 rolls, not one hitting the DCI blame >>44722024 this anon in particular
>>44722046so since we failed to be a hero we go on to be a villain?
>>44722046is it 5 or 3 Eail?
>>44722095No, we go an hero now>>44722130Is what five or three?the rolls he said were best out of three if that's what you're asking
You're not the type of guy to just sit back and watch this, something about it just sets you off in a way that you don't like. Clentching your fist, you start walking forward, intent on punching the son of a bitch right in the back of his head and hopefully knocking him out in a single blow. If you could to that to concrete earlier, what's to say this human is going to do any better than the construct did?Unfortunately, as you approach, the cashier looks to you, his eyes full of panic, and the robber is aware enough to pick up that he's looking at someone, whirling aroud and pointing his gun right at you. "Not another step jackass, else your brains are going all over the tables! You hear me?" The guy is jacked on something, his gun is unsteady as he points it at you, possibly some strange narcotic, or he's scared out of his mind that this is taking longer than he thought it would."Damn it, hurry up or else I'm gonna shoot you too, what's taking so damn long?" He barks at the teenage cashier, taking his gun off of you for a moment to raise it towards the kid.This might be your last chance to actually do something, because that kid looks like he's about to piss himself from fear at any moment.>Commence CQC operations>PUNCH>Fuck this, run>Try to talk the robber down.>Stay still, you tried.>Write in
>>44722163>Commence CQC operations
>>44722163>You're holding up the line, I want to order.
>>44722163>Write in>fall to the ground and start flopping around like a ferret approaching a rabbit
>>44722163>>Commence CQC operations
>>44722163>>Commence CQC operationsCan we have a headband
>>44722209Fuck, meant stoat.
>>44722163>Grab gun arm with one arm, grab leg with the other, lift, and throwWE comic book hero now
>>44722209God dammit, I just pictures a ferret flopping around like a fish and somehow this ended up being a successful sneaking tactic. Steve Irwin's voice giving it a voice over didn't help.
>Commencing Virtuous Mission now1d20 pleaseDC of 10 to SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE EAAAAAAAAAAATERRRRRRRR this fool
Rolled 8 (1d20)>>44722324
Rolled 5 (1d20)>>44722324
Rolled 8 (1d20)>>44722324Rolling
Rolled 2 (1d20)>>44722324
>>44722297So it's literally just flop around like a dumbass and hope the other guy goes wtf long enough for you to beat him.>>44722335>>44722341>>44722342Looks like it's a 1-shot, folks.
>>44722335>>44722341>>44722342>>44722343>>44722345>>44722346>>44722348What the fuck
>>44722335>>44722341>>44722342>>44722343>>44722345>>44722346>>44722348We sure aren't Bruce.
>>44722335>>44722341>>44722342>>44722343>>44722345>>44722346>>44722348Jesus we're bad at this, are we sure we're a super?
And this is what happens when you don't powerslam someoneAngry dice gods>>44722356Rip in peace Super strength hatred guyAnd that's 13 rolls in a row, not going over 10That's gotta be some kind of world record
>>44722388This is Cosgrove levels of rollingWRENLOFT
>>44722403So whatever super powers you were trying to set us up to have, I don't think we have them. The universe is not allowing it.
Well guys, it was fun. See you next quest.
>>44722403Please don't invoke that guy's name, we're in deep enough shit already.>>44722427We just ate supersize, we shouldn't be exercising, let alone fightingThat, or we have bad luck powers.
>>44722151I believe this anon has the right idea, it is time to kill ourselves.
Rolled 16 (1d20)Testing.
>>44722514WHERE THE FUCK WERE YOU EARLIER!?!
>>44722514YOU FUCKING WASTED ITYou wasteman, you bludclart.idc what people says abotu the rolls being time based, you've jinxed us, we'll never roll that high again.>>44722481Death by crazed gunman seems a good way to do it, of course if the bullet doesn't bounce off.Oh woe is us.
Seeing this as your only chance to actually try to do something that might get you and the kid out of this alive, you lunge for the man's gun, trying to recall some techniques that you think you might know as you wrestle with him for control over the weapon. Yet despite your strength, you're unable to get a solid grip on the bastard, the two of you going back and forth until*BANG*Ice fills your veins as you look down, the white shirt you had been wearing slowly starting to soak with crimson flowing from your chest. Looking from yourself to the robber in a daze. The man's eyes bulging out of their sockets as he does the same in reverse towards you.He just fucking shot you.His breathing going erratic, he shoves you away from him, bolting from the fast food joint as you stumble back, clutching your chest as your vision gets hazy. The sensation of falling is soon followed by smacking your head against a nearby table, looking up at the lights of the roof as you start to fade.The last thing you see standing over you is a towering, shadowy figure, and you lose yourself to the sweet embrace of darkness.>Cash: 10 dollars>Stomach status: Full of grease and a bullet>Oh shit son you've been shotYet... you hear something>The steady beep of a monitor.>The sound of crunching snow beneath a boot.>The roar of a speeding engine.>A pen writing on paper.
>>44722604>The roar of a speeding engine.
>>44722604>The sound of crunching snow beneath a boot.
>>44722604>Nothing, just the endless sound of the void.Time for Exdeath.
>>44722604>The steady beep of a monitor.
>>44722604>A pen writing on paper.>The sound of our hopes and dreams being destroyed by the capriciousness of the dice.
>>44722604>>44722660>>44722646>>44722641>>44722627>>44722622Consensus achieved as alwaysI'm thinking a 1d4 Eail
>>44722604>The sound of crunching snow beneath a boot.fyi there was a 91% chance of passing a best of three DC10 d20 roll.
>>44722604>A pen writing on paper.
>>44722604>>The sound of crunching snow beneath a boot.
>>44722604>Write in>The Woosh of Flight and the Feeling of AMERICA and Apple Pie and Kansas.
>>44722695Welcome to the dice field, motherfucker!
>>44722741An acceptable answer!But the crunching of snow wins
>>44722761>Time to PhantyQuest Ending, New Record!
>>44722761Man, we could have been saved by Superman. Sad times.
>>44722789Fuck that boyscout
>Be in gothamquest>try to do a single good deed>get shotsounds like life in gotham.
>>44722846Superman is awesome though.
>stuck with Mr. FreezeSheeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitTime to save a woman from doublecancer.
>>44722904>Stuck with Mr. FreezeHonestly, that's not so bad as long as it's not Nu52 Freeze. We should get high enough in his gang to be allowed to make cold puns, if we are.
>>44722904I think there's plenty of snow in Gotham unrelated to Freeze. But who knows.
>>44722928could be the facility for homeless people where they extract organs and we have to lead a hobo revolt.
>>44722926>"Hey, Big G.">"What does that even mean?">"Ya know, "G", for "glacier".">Cold sighing
>>44722963We Fish now?
We need to bulk up, massively, then when Solomon Grundy comes around, we wrestle him to the ground, and drag him to a burger place, sit down and tell him bad jokes, and have a grand old time.
>>44722976We look like hatred guy or a hispanic, not a black lady.>>44723006Wrestling will fix our rolls.I vote for lucha masks.
>>44723006You know what we should do? Go to the Gotham Broadcasting Company and see if we can get a job. That'll put us on track to meeting the greatest Gotham City hero.
When you next wake you're greeted with the sound of boots crunching against the snow, the pain in your abdomen from being shot is gone, but you feel incredibly tired. Groaning, you clutch your head, looking around to once more try to find where exactly it is you are.With the garbage bags surrounding you though, it's not that difficult to figure out. Someone dumped you in a... dumpster, funny, kinda, not in the ha ha funny but more the "I'm going to find who did this and kill him" sort of funny, at least you think of it that way. Clutching your stomach because oh god the pain is back again, you try to force your way out of the garbe bin, pushing the top open and managing to crawl out as blood once more trickles over your hands from the wound in your torso.Impacting the ground, because hell no you didn't land on your feet after crawling out of the garbage, you once more groan in pain, trying to get back upright is a struggle in of itself as well. Still, you manage to get back on your feet, as hard as it was, the pain in your chest present and not going away... probably what it's suppose to feel like when you've been shot and dumped.Okay, time to think... whoever you are.You're probably short on time and need something done very fast.>Find a taxi, get a ride>Try to find a hospital>Try to find the fucker who shot you>Try to find a phone.>Write in
>>44723062>lucha>not just walking around in a balaclava because you can't afford anything that isn't from wal-martWe're the discount hero/villain that Gotham never knew it wanted.
>>44723073>>Try to find a hospitalMaybe a homeless clinic.>>Write inCheck where we got shot, see how bad it is.
>>44723073>Dig the fucking bullet out of ourselves
>>44723073>Try to find a phone.
>>44723073>Try to find the fucker who shot you
>>44723073>>Write in, Back Alley Doctor?How much worse could our luck be?
>>44723073>Try to find a phone on the way to finding a hospital
>>44723073>Try to find a hospital
>>44723073>>Write inMake sure we still have ten bucks.
>>44723076Of coursh!>>44723090EL Discounto Diablo>>44723073>Go back to mcdonalds, get more food.
>>44723147>EL Discounto Diablo>"So this guy walks in wearing this shitty ski-mask, all spraypainted red and shit, and he punches -through- Joe! Like what the fuck, man!? Then, in obviously broken spanish he says something about being late to eat his library at the grandmother. Fucking Gotham, I swear."
>>44723073>look down at stomach and say "That's not funny."
Calling and writingAnyone know what the number for 911 is in Gotham
>>44723227Gotham has a police department?I always thought Pic related handled all crime.
>>44723227A giant bat shadow on a spot light?
>>44723200>"When we shot him, he lef ta trail of blood and mcdonalds receipts, which we followed, and he took us out one by one with crazy CQC"El Discounto Diablo is the hero of super strength, regneration, and bad luck that we all need, takes harm unto himself in order to get things done.>>44723227Isn't it 911 and it auto redirects to gotham's police?
>>44723227It's 911 everywhere in America right?
>>44723283>>44723292It was a joke, because it's Gotham.The police suck ass
>>44723309You suck assAlso what year is it?We got jim gordon running around banging that qt hispanic doctor, or is batman sulking about his parents while cracking skulls?
>>44723283>tfw wearing a red outfit because you can't afford dry-cleaning or new shirts and you've been shot so many times
>>44723073>>Try to find the fucker who shot you
>>44723407Oh god no, not the current year!>>44723416Silly anon, it's the current year, and red is a triggering colour.>tfw it's covered in black lines from all the bullet holes we have to keep sewing out of it.
>>44723451>people call him "Jigsaw" from his outfit>"No, goddammit, I'm El Discounto Diablo!">"You realize the Spanish word for discount is "descuento" in this context, right? Hell, diablo comes before discount if you want to do it correctly!"His life is suffering.
All right, what you need to do now is simple, start walking, try to find a hospital, and pray that you don't get shot again while also searching for a phone to call 911 if you can find one. Shaking your head to try to push some of those nasty thoughts out of your head, you keep moving, stumbling down the street and clutching your chest. Likely looking as though you're a drunk to anyone that might be paying attention to you, as unlikely as that is.Finding a payphone... you didn't even know these things still worked, there's thankfully a quarter on the ground nearby, but when you insert it into the slot to try to call, you''re not even given a dial tone... seems like you might have gotten your hopes up a bit too early.Swearing to yourself, you keep moving, hoping you can find something to call for help, or maybe someone that would be willing to take a bit of pity on you.Rounding a corner, you're almost knocked square on your ass as you bump head into chest with a man in a suit. Stumbling back a few steps from the impact, the man with short black hair is quite the imposing sight... and then you notice the pretty blonde woman on his arm looking disgusted at you."Filthy drunks..." She mutters, clinging onto the man's arm, while he doesn't say anything.>"Help...">"Fuck you... been shot.">"'Scuse me.">Pass out.">Write in
>>44723545>>"Fuck you... been shot.">Pass out."
>>44723545>>"Fuck you... been shot."
>>44723545>"Hey, do you have a cellphone? I'm bleeding out from bulletwounds."
>>44723545>"Fuck you... been shot.">Pass out."
>>44723514>people call him "Jigsaw" from his outfit fostering a negative amount of press>even worse still, people call him "Patches" and say he's like a cute lil scraggly puppy>"I-I don't care what the correct Spanish terminology is!">"You don't care for the spanish? It's the current year you bigot!"trying to spaghetti his way through encounters with the press and other superhumans, since all he wants to do is eat instead of have awkward sexual tension and love octagonals that end in your doppelganger from another dimension take over the world, while you just stand there awkwardly eating a big mac
>>44723545>>"Fuck you... been shot."Now save me, maybe-Batman!
>>44723545>"Fuck you... been shot.">"Put a leash on your Pitbull homie, she's barking at me"
>>44723596Might be Thomas!
>>44723605But it's current year. They're dead.
>>44723605Maybe it's Hush, I'll take working for him!He's a master-class surgeon, he could save us with no tools and blind-folded!
>>44723545>"Help...">"Fuck you... been shot."
Calling, writing.Boy this sure has turned out differently than I expected
>>44723697Blame the dice for being such shits.
>>44723697The dice gods are cruel.But it seems as if it's good practice for writing on the fly, at least!
I think Kato may be dead. Whatchy'all think?
"Fuck you... I've been shot." You manage to pant out, your hand coming away from your chest long enough to show the wound that you had been hiding. Looking to the man, your vision already starting to fade once again, you manage to say one last thing. "Call... ambulance... would ya friend?" Before you're once more falling to the wayside.You figure there's about a fifty fifty percent chance he'll either actually do that, or just leave you to bleed out on the ground since you pretty much kindly told his girlfriend to go fuck herself.When you next wake up, it's to the white ceiling of what must be a hospital. The steady beep of a heart rate monitor filling your head with the sound that says you're somehow still alive. You owe the guy a big mac, next time you see him, assuming he was the one that actually called for help.A nearby doctor notices that you're awake, and rushes over to your side. "Ah, you're awake, this is good! Now... young man, could you tell me your name, if you can speak?" He asks, his pen already scratching away at the notepad he's holding.>Well... what is your name?>WRITE IN>"I don't know"
>>44723764>>"I don't know"
>>44723754She has food poisoning
>>44723764>"I don't know"
>>44723697How did you expect it to go?>>44723764>"I don't know"
Happy one year anniversary Sith Apprentice Quest.Now if only Brine wasn't fucking dead again.
>>44723764"Amnesia. From before I got shot. Prior condition. No ID."
>>44723814I didn't expect you to get shot
>>44723764"Stop me if you heard this before, but I cant remember my name. And that was BEFORE I got shot. I guess for now you could call me... Andrew, or something, I dunno."
>>44723814Probably something like this >Cold clock a dude when you can crack concrete with your bare hands>end up pulping his skull>get arrested for murder
>>44723764>My name is not important, what's important is what i'm going to do. I just hate this world and all the mcdonalds robbers that shoot me that reside in it.>Jeffrey, it's tattooed on my thigh.>>44723846Expect the unexpectedly horrific rolls.
>>44723905Would we have to use puns?Goddammit XQM, you were supposed to run tonight.
Calling and writing>I was expecting JJ Blue
>>44724024>Not expecting Jason
>>44723999how about Raidriar?even better yet, Ausar
>>44724024The fuck we look like to you? A lizard? The fuck outta here
>>44724061JJ's looking more like a Dragon these days.
>>44724024But we are the red clothed El Discounto Diablo!And now we have a kickass chest scar to boot.
>>44724114Or a demon.Kinda like Chernobog.
>>44724114Wings do not a dragon make, m80. Nor do horns. Or even a tail. He has, and always will be just a lizard.
>>44724217Next thing you know we'll meet our cousin Mik, and Grandpa Ur. We'll have a distant nephew Frank and our brother-in-law will be some dude named Will.
"I don't know." You answer the doctor, raising your hand and rubbing your eyes several timse to try to get the blurriness to go away. "I woke up in an alley... didn't know who or where I was. Felt like I was about to starve so I got some food with the cash I had. Guy comes in holding the place up, I try to be a big hero and take him down... bang." Mimicking a gun in your hand to signify what happened to you. "Got shot and dumped. Woke up, stumbled out of another alley, found a guy, swore at his girlfriend, and now I'm waking up here."You feel the need to catch your breath after saying all of that, you've had quite the exciting day today, for not having any idea what your day has been like aside from what you just described.The doctor frowns at all of this, jotting down several notes on his clipboard before he pushes up his glasses. "I see... if all of that is true, you've been through quite the experience today Mr... well, I suppose we'll go with Mr. Smith for the time being, if that suits you?"You shrug, it's better than being called 'You' all of the time."Now, Mr. Smith. While we may not know your name, do you have any estimate of how old you might be? If you truly have amnesia, putting out your description along with any other details could help us find someone that knows you." The doctor requests, once more putting his pen to the clipboard in his hands, waiting for you to answer him.>"I don't know">"Well doc it's pretty obvious I'm a teenager." (16)>"Late teens, I think? 18 or so?" >"Twenties, I'm gonna say. Sounds right.">Write in
>>44724269>>"Twenties, I'm gonna say. Sounds right."
>>44724269>>"Late teens, I think? 18 or so?"
>>44724269>"Twenties, I'm gonna say. Sounds right."
>>44724269>"I don't know"
>>44724269>>"Late teens, I think? 18 or so?"Holy shit these captcha are killing me
>>44724269>>Write in>92 years oldSounds reasonable.
>>44724269>>"Twenties, I'm gonna say. Sounds right."Were a grown ass manchild.
Yay Its back up.
>>44724447 (this is me I need to learn to not post so quick)Now to wait for everyone else finds out.
Shit, you don't know the answer to this one either, but you've seen your reflection a few times, so at the very least you can make an estimate for what the answer might be. "Twenties, I think. Maybe twenty itself, I dunno, somewhere around that mark though." You answer the doctor, growing frustrated by your own lack of knowledge about yourself to even properly answer basic questions."Yes, yes, that sounds right from looking at you." The doctor says, nodding to himself more than you. "Now, I imagine that you're likely quite tired after the day you've had. Rest assured, we are here to take care of you and make sure you're back to full health as soon as possible." Jotting down a few more things on his clip board, he finally tucks it under his arm and adjusts his glasses again. "Now, if you have any questions about your condition, or anything else, I would be happy to assist you to the best of my ability. Do you have any such concerns, Mr. Smith?" He asks.Well, you've got a hell of a lot of questions, but you doubt that there's any this guy can answer for you, still, might as well try to get a bit of information out of him while you've got the chance... you are feeling pretty tired all of a sudden, after all.>WRITE IN
>>44724490>WRITE IN"Am I gonna be alright, Doc?"
>>44724490Probably not going to be able to pay medical fee. doc. Fuck I wish I lived in a progressive country.
>>44724490"Well, the year would be nice. Also what's special about Gotham. What can you tell me?"
>>44724512Socialist fuckwad, free medical care is the first step towards turning into the UK. You don't want that
>>44724490"How bad is my wound?"
>>44724545Canada has free healthcare you know.And they aren't that bad.Except for the Frenchies there. Fuck them.
>>44724545I'm an Ausfag. So yes to some parts and no to others (Fucking pome bastards). Now that I look at my post I realize I should have put quotation marks around the sentences.
>>44724490>Who brought me in...?
>>44724556Free healthcare leads to less doctors, less doctors and free healthcare leads to the government having to pay for it. THAT leads to increased taxes, you're paying for it anyway, and the people who can't afford to pay for it have it payed by people who actually can afford it. I-I turned into my father.....existential crisis time
>>44724593I'm aware of all of that.I was merely stating that it makes a place like the UK to be not entirely true.Also, I'd rather be guaranteed a doctor and pay higher taxes than be turned away at the door of a hospital because I don't have insurance.
>>44724582Something tells me its was Ben Afleck.
CallingDiscuss your socialism elsewhere you Burnie Cucks#Can'tStump
>>44724667we're all doomed.
>>44724667Eail stop memeposting, conservatism is always right, people just like feeling good about themselves and vote liberal.
>>44724678Doomed to meme>>44724686I'm actually quite conservativeIt's kinda awkward talking to Chuckles and Kato about political stuff
>>44724667We met Donald and his wife visiting Bruce to discuss business and the playboy lifestyleI-i-i mean, how dare you Eail, it's the CURRENT YEAR>>44724686i thought tg was meant to be all cucks? nice>>44724695that's cos chuckles is a silly aussie, and they want weird named biscuits and shitposting to be the forefront of global politics
>>44724667If I can't stump the Trump can I still pump his rump?
>>44724695If you are in Australia you can be Conservative and Liberal at the same time!!! Australia try it today!!!
>>44724695It's all good, considering we're both from Texas it's in our blood. Just don't bring up politics around people with differing opinions it starts arguments. Which was actually a fun way to tease my last gf, heh
Can't I just yell things I don't really believe in and call myself whatever I want?
>>44724748So what politicians do? Because I gurantee you Bernie Sanders doesn't give a fuck about anything other than his next paycheck.
>>44724748Son, that's all anyone can ever ask of you, you cunt
>>44724777Trips confirm, Bernie Sanders needs to retire with his military brother.
>>44724777My first set of trips are me screaming about political agendas. I don't even go to /pol/ man
"Am I gonna be all right doc? How bad was my wound?" You ask, running your fingers over the point where you had been shot, perhaps it was the painkillers, but you were already feeling a hell of a lot better than you previously had been. The point of impact is still quite sensative to the touch though, lightly hissing when you run your fingers over it."Well, much to our amazement, your body has already started reparing quite a bit of the damage. It was quite simple to remove the bullet in your chest during surgery, and once it was out, it seemed as though you had begun putting yourself back together. Quite the fascinating thing to witness." You really, really don't like the way he said that... something about it just puts you off."All right... so who brought me in, or called the paramedics or... well, you get the picture." You sort of trail off, curious as to who you actually owe your life to now.Now that brings a smile to the doctor's face. "Ah, now there's an answer I was hoping you would ask! Despite what you might think, you were very lucky Mr Smith, the man that you ran into on the street? That was Bruce Wayne himself! He called the authorities and even rode with you during your transportation to our hospital. Mr. Wayne has also offered to cover the expenses of your time here."Wayne...Bruce Wayne...Your eye twitches at that name, over and over again, blood starting to pour from your nose down your face at the mention of him.The last thing you're able to see is the doctor rushing towards you as you pass out yet again for the third time today.>GOTHAM QUEST #1 END
>>44724859Well shit, thanks for running boss
>>44724859DUN DUN DUN.Thanks for running Eail.
>>44724859Now -that's- a hateboner!
>>44724859Aww. Also ominous.
>>44724859>Your eye twitches at that name, over and over again, blood starting to pour from your nose down your face at the mention of him.
>>44724859Good shit, Eail, looking forward to #2.
So, are we actually a mutant?Cause damn, son, we came a long way from Wisconsin or wherever the fuck Xavier's bitchass school is.
>>44724883Ominous as fuck!>>44724876It's a something>>44724875>>44724871Thanks for playing>How long are we gonna keep Mr. Smith going and when are you guys gonna pick a name
>>44724900hope we roll better next thread
>>44724912Until our Amnesia goes away, or Bruce visits us
>>44724912When we find out our actual name. Until then its Kinnow. Don F. Kinnow
>>44724024>JJ Blue>not EE BlueIt's like you don't follow the formulaic naming convention of two letters past the first of the last name for your double digit first/middle name!For shame!
>>44724912Until we earn one.
>>44724912The twist is we're an Amnesiac Bruce Wayne and that's actually Hush pretending to be Bruce Wayne.Also Eail, will the other DC Heroes show up? Or at least the other Gotham Heroes?If >>44722741 had gotten picked would we have met Superman? Does Alan Scott still run the Gotham Broadcasting Company?
>>44724958If there was enough support for that in time I would have let you meet Superman>>44724955Good luck>>44724945ITS JUST A PRANK BRO CHILL>>44724942I like it>>44724938Might not be a good thing!>I had thought about offering David Bowie as a name choice in remembrance of the sexiest man to ever live
>>44724974>ITS JUST A PRANK BRO CHILLTHE NUMBERS MASON! YOU HAVE TO FOLLOW THE NUMBERS!JJ GREENE >G [H,I] J(J)EE BLUE>B [C,D] E(E)REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>44724958Will we meet Billy Batson? Swamp thing? Blue Beetle? How many Human Green Lanterns are their? Who's Doctor Fate? Will we meet and befreind The One True LOBO or his fag pretender, what about Deathstroke? will we get to NTR Joker?
>>44724974>let you meet SupermanEven though he's one of the worst Superheroes, that's still fucking awesome.
>>44725003I'm always DTF Harleen. Doesn't matter which version wearing which outfit.
>>44725003>NTR Joker>When Killer Frost is a thing>>44725002BRO>>44725010Apple Pie yo
>>44725003Also my (one of) favorite hero is Aquaman. I know a lot of people hate on him, but I always found him cool. >>44725029SO MANY FLOWERS I WANNA 'PICK' THEM ALL.
>>44725029Killer Frost is fem boss from Saints Row, also fucking awesome
>>44725029I've noticed a staggering lack of funny accents.No one wearing masks.Everyone caring.Unbroken backs.Little men.Tits.
>>44725003To be fair, Alan Scott is the original Gotham Superhero. There are even a few stories before the Nu52 where Bruce was a child and looked up to the Green Lantern and shit. Fuck Solomon Grundy is one of Alan's Villains originally. And Superman is always in fucking Gotham, because he and Bruce are BESTEST BUDDIES and shit. It's completely logical to be able to run into them.
>>44725066You know I'm obligated to use 4u instead of Luchador Bane, right?
>>44725079Lucha Bane is better.
>>44725066>>44725079That ain't bane Amigo. Dame Bane.
>>44725079I do like me some Lucha Bane.But I don't really care either way.4u is actually too small to be Bane, funnily enough. Even without Venom, Bane was a big motherfucker.
>>44725064Dude, Jennifer Hale makes my dick rock hard.Combine that with Frost's design from Assault on Arkham and you've got boners for days.>>44725089>>44725093But he's a big guy.
>>44725122Hardy's Bane. I think.
>>44725122For Jews.Bane is a very talented banker and investor. He's also a doctor, Medical and otherwise.
>>44725122For μBane is a big fan of the Idol Animes
>>44725115Dame BANE. GIVE. ME. BANE.
>>44725146LL a shit
>>44725137He is like the smartest badguy batman ever faces, which never gets fucking shown in any of the media outside the comics.
Nah but seriously, I'm curiousWhat do you guys think Mr. Smith's origins are? Why did he react that way to Wayne's name, if it even was Wayne's name that did it?DOES HE REALLY HAVE POWERS?OR IS HE JUST A JOBBER
>>44725179No Juan Is Better.
>>44725221Nadie puede comparar
>>44725231todos granizo Bane, all hail Bane
>>44725207Secret Waynetech biological experiments.
>>44725207Amanda Waller.She's doing Project Batman Beyond ahead of time, we're like some altered clone, or something like that.We're Proto-Terry.
>>44725410With super strength and regen? Sounds like bullshit, but I believe it. I also love the Wall, she's the fucking best.
>>44725207Clearly Bruce Wayne wronged him broke Mr. Smith's heart
>>44725221>>44725231Tu eres un hombre grande
>>44725423Don't fuck the Wall, else the Wall fucks youI have a thing for sassy black women
>>44725207Obviously we're a semi-rehabilitated Cadmus project.Maybe they got bored, took some samples from some bat villains with a similar theme. Like Lord Death Man or the Joker or Jane Doe for..."Project: Unknown" What with the lack of known legal identities. We got exposed to some horrifying chemicals and they thought they killed us...all it really did was put us under and make us a pain in the ass to permanently kill.Plus or minus some minor biological performance boosting in other ways.Samsara Serum had to come from somewhere, not like Waller just started with that lying around.
>>44725221>>44725231>>44725245How this would go down where Eail lives >"Chuck? Yeah Steve? That's the biggest damn beaner I've ever seen, tell you what."
>>44725474What they did to her in arrow fucking sucked
>>44725475Me here.All I'm saying is more often than not the reason Cadmus gets involved in anything is either "We wanted to see what would happen" or "Lex Luthor wanted us to see what would happen"
>>44725516My, you're a smart one aren't you anonCadmus always has a role to playTime will tell how far that hole goes though
So can we meet Superman and be super inspired by just how AMERICAN he is?
>>44725556Oh. Oh jeez.Three quests and Eail finally noticed me.
>>44725587Apple pie, the 4th of July, bald eagles, pick up trucks, guns and shooting niggers criminals
>>44725607He'll also probably let us fuck his cousin if we act nice
>>44725645No that's too redneck for my blood. I'm a Texan not a redneck, we ride horses they ride their cousins.
So is anyone here actually voting for Trump or was that just meme shit
>>44725681I'll probably have to if he gets the nomination. I'll cut my hands off before I vote for Shillary
>>44725681I really doubt the vast majority of 4chan will vote in the primariesas the overcrowded Republican candidate field continues to shrink (12-13 now from what was once like 16), the more moderate republicans will congregate among the remaining less crazy republicans and a more conventional candidate will emerge as the front runner.who will then go on to isolate women and minorities with their social platforms and lose the election (they'd probably control congress and the white house if they just softened their rhetoric on immigration)
>>44725751I don't think we'll lose the election, especially considering who the democrat front runners are.
>>44725840I honestly think Rubio is the only with a realistic shot of beating Sanders or Hillary
>>44725872Ditto, he's likable and marketable. He's also not extremely conservative.
>>44725490Anything they ever did in Arrow fucking sucked. Each season was worse than the one before.
>>44725410I thought making Terry batmans kid was the dumbest fucking thingYou can't be smart and good at kung-fu because of hard work, nope, gotta have them wayne genes