This is Boruto Quest, a quest set in the universe of Naruto. It is during the generation of Naruto's son, shortly after everyone has graduated from their Genin exam. I haven't kept up with the series beyond the end of the original one, so this one is intended to recapture the feel of that time of Naruto. I will not be incorporating the main show or the Boruto movie's plot into the quest, although some recognizable characters will be present. You play as a 12 year old Chunin graduate named Takeshi. You have been assigned a Jounin squad leader named Hanto, and your two squadmates are Kichiro, a young delinquent, and Ai, a strange social outcast of a girl. You are of average skill in most aspects, although your sharp intelligence, and your jack of trades skill set have brought you far. You have just recently graduated to a Chunin after winning the final tournament, and it is the day after. You have some time to relax.http://pastebin.com/StG3jpr6
>>44632204MY BODY IS READY
>>44632204HAHA, AFTER 33 threads i finally caught one before it ended
You wake up the following day, resting long and hard after being embraced by your brother in a lung-crushing hug. You've brought home a trophy filled with prize money, as well as becoming the second Chunin in your family. The two of you went out and enjoyed a large dinner before heading back and resting up.Once you awaken, the realization that you have no current obligation to anyone in particular dawns on you. You're essentially free to do as you want for the first time in about a month in a half. After breakfast and a shower, you step outside your front door, the morning sun lighting the sky bright blue as usual. You can go anywhere in the village.>A. Go to the market.>B. Go to the residential areas. (Visit someone, or try to find someone.)>C. Go to the academy. >D. Go to the training field.>E. Go to the Hokage's Office.>F. Go to the hospital, and see if anyone you know is there.>G. Write-in
>>44632334>>F. Go to the hospital, and see if anyone you know is there.we gotta check on puppet waifu's eye
>>44632334>>F. Go to the hospital, and see if anyone you know is there
>>44632334See if we can't find Shikimaru and thank him for the training.
>>44632334>F. Go to the hospital, and see if anyone you know is there.
>>44632334>A. Go to the market.
>>44632373this. damn waifufags.
>>44632334Hospital, but not for waifuing puppetslut
>>44632360She probably already went home. (I hope)
After a brief moment of thought, you figure it imperative to visit whoever is in the hospital before the visiting hours close. It's hard to tell who actually had any damage done to them. Well, except for Kagami. You do feel slightly bad about taking out an eye, but you were sort of forced to either do that or risk killing her with a needle to the forehead or the bridge of the nose.However, you can't imagine she'd be happy with that explanation. Best just to apologize, most likely. You head on over to the hospital, on the other end of town. The towering buildings above shine as the sun hits the glass. If you could fly, you'd use these skyscrapers as the perfect launching point.You enter the hospital, and reach the front counter. "Hi, I was a participant in the-"The young nurse chuckles. "I know who you are, young man. I'm guessing you'd like to see your friends, or other participants?"You nod. "Yes ma'am."She pulls out a clipboard, and looks over it. "Let's see..Kagami, Kichiro, Ai, and Mari are all here for the day. Visiting hours close at one until later in the evening, so you'd have to leave in a bit.."You nod. "That's fine. Tell me, where is..">A. Kagami's room>B. Kichiro's room>C. Ai's room>D. Mari's room
>>44632373I'm going with this also, though I'm fine if it happens after a hospital visit. Really should really check on our teammates and not waifus.
>>44632653>>B. Kichiro's room>>C. Ai's roomVisit the teammates before anyone else.
>>44632653>B. Kichiro's roomLet's talk with somebody who we DIDN'T maim.
>>44632653>B. Kichiro He was basically cheering loudest when we won (besides bro)
>>44632653>B. Kichiro's room>C. Ai's room
>>44632653>A. Kagami's roomWaifu first, hoes before bros
>>44632653>B. Kichiro's room
>>44632653>>B. Kichiro's room>>C. Ai's room
>>44632660Are they still our teammates now that we're chuunin?
Was there a pastebin of the fight between Boruto and uhh... I think her name is Sadara?
>>44632653>>A. Kagami's room
>>44632736Not yet, I haven't written it quite yet. Soon.>>44632730For all intents and purposes, yes.
>>44632777Alright cool. Thought I was just retarded because I couldn't find it.
>>44632653>B. Kichiro's roomOnly he and Ai should be visited honestly. They our teammates and friends after all.
>>44632677>>44632702>>44632751You fucks should be ashamed.
>>44632653>A. Kagami's room
>>44632864we should be interacting with people we haven't talked to yet so we have a wider network of friends
>>44632902>Seriously trying to justify blatant waifuing Sure bud
>>44632902Fuck off with your waifuing shit.
>>44632928>REEEEE the post
>>44632653>D. Mari's room
>>44632653Kichiro and ai for now, others in the evening.
I'll be right back, about ten or fifteen minutes. Gotta make dinner real quick.
>>44632864lol cry about it
>>44632653>B. Kichiro's room>C. Ai's room>D. Mari's roomI wanna nearly everyone! But that's my order of preference.
>>44632653>B. Kichiro's roomSeriously, even though Kagami is the best girl, Kichiro was cheering for us back there. That guy is a total bro.
>>44632204The time has come and so have I.>>44632653>A. Kagami's roomWe did kinda take her freaking eye out with a spike.
>>44633425So? We're ninja. It happens.
First thing's first, you go to Kichiro's room. You enter, and see him with a broken leg in a cast suspended in the air at a slight angle. His right arm is also in a cast, including the entirety of his fingers. His good hand has a remote control in it, and a nurse is tucking a pillow behind his head as he leans forward. He smiles and nods to you as you walk in. "Hey, champ! Pretty amazing stuff out there. I'm only mad I didn't get to see your match against Mari, I heard it was legendary.">A. Your match against Sarada was pretty legendary too, dude. What was that?>B. It was really hard to get past her defenses, but I took the risk and made it.>C. I feel like I just got lucky the whole way. Someone like you or Ai should have won, really.>D. Write-in
>>44633513>>A. Your match against Sarada was pretty legendary too, dude. What was that?
>A. Your match against Sarada was pretty legendary too, dude. What was that?
>>44633513>A. Your match against Sarada was pretty legendary too, dude. What was that?
>>44633513>A. Your match against Sarada was pretty legendary too, dude. What was that?For real though if that was anyone other than Sarada or Boruto they probably would've been fucked.
>>44633513>D. You kidding? I probably did the least damage to the arena than literally anyone else! I think the worst that happened was I missed a senbon and it got stuck in the dirt. You and Sarada WRECKED the whole field!
>>44633513>A. Your match against Sarada was pretty legendary too, dude. What was that?I mean hell If you hadn't gotten Sarada round one you could have made finals.You kidding? I probably did the least damage to the arena than literally anyone else! I think the worst that happened was I missed a senbon and it got stuck in the dirt. You and Sarada WRECKED the whole field!
>>44633511Doesn't mean we shouldn't go make sure there are no hard feelings afterwards.>>44633513>A. Your match against Sarada was pretty legendary too, dude. What was that?
>>44633513>B. It was really hard to get past her defenses, but I took the risk and made it.
>>44633626If there's any hard feelings it's due to her own lack of maturity.
>>44633626She nearly cut us in two. Would have happily if we were a half second slower. I'm not sorry.
>>44633513>>A. Your match against Sarada was pretty legendary too, dude. What was that?"Honestly its a good thing she was up against boruto before me, she could counter most of my tricks"
>>44633712I'm not sorry either, but I feel like takeshi would be because he holds himself to a higher standard than he holds other people
>>44633712Still man, we can say "sorry for blinding you". It just seems like a nice thing we would do.
>>44633751I think he'd be more sorry about Mari or Archer. He did just about as much damage and they barely touched him.>>44633761Yeah we might, team mates first.
>>44633761What? Sorry? We did what we had to do to win. No reason to feel sorry about that.
>>44633779Archer fixed himself and mari's damage is much easier to fix than an eye. And they had no less willingness/intent than kagami did.
You laugh. "If you hadn't gotten Sarada first round, you might be where I am, and I'd be the one in the hospital. She can counter most of my tricks, and it seems like the only one who could take her down was Boruto.."Kichiro grins. "But then, you were the only one who could take down Boruto, so even then, I still wouldn't be the champion. It's fine, I'm just glad that I'm really getting into the thick of my training now. This is just the start of it!"You nod. "Right, what were those jutsu anyway? They seemed really powerful."Kichiro adjusts his seat slightly, sitting up a bit more. "It's the same jutsu that Hanto's dad uses, called Dragon Boxing. It lets me use Fire Style in conjunction with Taijutsu. Activate the Eight Gates, and the strength of your flames increases proportionately with your unlocked physical potential. I don't think I could sustain it..but in short bursts, look out!"You smile. "No kidding. So how long are you in here for?"Kichiro looks down at his leg. "About another week, they said. It's going to be a pain in the ass. Hey, will you do me a favor sometime?""Depends on what it is."Kichiro grabs a nearby pen, and a napkin. "Go by my house whenever you have a chance, and tell my sister to get my comic books. She'll give them to you, then bring 'em here. Here's my address." He hands you the napkin. "Alright, I'll do it when I have time. See you later."He waves, and you exit.There's time to visit two more rooms.>A. Visit Ai>B. Visit Mari>C. Visit Kagami
>>44633801Nigga we just blinded someone. What she did to us was fixed in like 20 minutes.
>>44633825>>A. Visit Ai
>>44633801This may shock you, but you can feel sorry about things you had a good reason for, and as we've played him takeshi is exactly the sort to do so.
>>44633825>A. Visit Ai
>>44633825>C. Visit Kagami
>>44633825Visit Ai, team mates before waifu. It's only right
>>44633825Ai, we HAVE to now. Visiting one teammate first but not the other would be a snub.
>>44633825>A. Visit AiWell since we're pressed for time, teammates come first.>>44633829>>44633853Forget it Jake, he's practicing that good ol' protagonist centered morality where literally everything we do is justified and people should be grateful that we deign to grace them with our presence because we're the designated hero of the story.
>>44633829Honestly, Takashi healed way better than he had any right to. Hell, we got hit in the gut with a Rasengan yesterday and we're walking around just fine. Even if you account for Boruto's Rasengan being weaker than his dad's or grand dad's it should still have put us up in the hospital for a while. I guess Sakura probably healed us again, but I'd still expect us to have some damage remaining.
>>44633891there's a reason you're not immediately on a mission, you do need time to recuperate
>>44633891As the new chuunin we probably got prioritized for special treatment even with >>44633925
>>44633891It wasn't a fully pressed in attack, more like a glancing blow. As it is we're still likely fucked up. I imagine they might wait until our team is healed for next mission.
>>44633925Fair enough, but I'd still expect us to be on bed rest. Either Sakura focused on treating us or Boruto has some weak-ass Rasengans.
Who else is excited for our Chunin Vest? Shit's cash
When we are done I say we give some prize money to both shikamaru and hanto. Just a bit as way of thanks. The rest we split between us and bro. Maybe buy some more gear.
>>44633991Fuck Hanto, he didn't do shit.
>>44633961I don't think our teammates can go with us if we go on missions ranked for Chuuni. Unless they have also got promoted, which I'm not banking highly on.
>>44633991that's kind of insulting honestly
>>44633991Man we are poor, we need that money
I wonder what would happen if we tried to talk to baruto?
>>44634014Chunin often lead squads of Genin, in conjunction with other Jounin or Chunin.
>>44633961We don't have a team anymore.We a chunin now
>>44633991High quality specialty poisons are expensive. We need that cash.
>>44634014I think part of it depends on why they're chuunin ranked. A "low" chuunin rank that was only ranked as such as a matter of difficulty? Some of them. If it was ranked as such because it's a sensitive matter? Less so.
>>44633991Shikamaru has a job. He's fine. Hanto didn't help us.
>>44633991Nah man that's insulting. We can get them gifts or take people out to dinner or something but just handing over the cash is in fact kind of insulting as >>44634035 says.
>>44633925What does our brother think of the fights?
>>44633991They didn't train is for money dude. I doubt Shikamaru would take it. Hanto would probably accept booze but the drinking age in ninja land is probably not 12 (though I wouldn't be surprised).
>>44633871>implying Ai isn't waifu
So take Our team, Bro, and Shikamaru + family to dinner one day?
>>44634142he head butted a dude after we beat Boruto
>>44634145We could get our brother to buy it for us to give to hanto.
>>44634142He headbutted a guy when we won, so he was pretty positive.
>>44634163Headbutted a dude so hard the dude was knocked out. Bro has a hard skull.
>>44634156I'd be down for that when schedules line up which... Might be a while.
>>44634156Sounds good to me
>>44634145Ninjas are always considered adults. Genin are technically allowed to drink, but should do so at their superior's or their parent's discretion and doing so when you're not at least 16-18 is typically frowned upon.That's my take on it.
>>44634228If that's the case, saying that we're getting hanto a gift would probably provoke a follow-up to see if we actually gave it to him but as long as we did be perfectly fine.
>>44633991What did Hanto even do?
>>44634228Hell, the hidden villages were founded in the first place so ninja kids would live long enough to be allowed to drink. It was like number three on Hashirama's list of goals for Konoha. Number one was make peace with the Uchiha, number two was stabilizing the region, and number three was getting kids drunk.
>>44634277number four was get ninja bitches
>>44634271He... Wasn't terrible at picking out missions.
>>44633991I'm with this >>44634002 anon.Fuck Hanto. He literally said, "I'm not the right teacher for you" and left us to our own devices.
You enter Ai's room, and find it calm and serene. She is alone, her left arm in a cast and her right arm holding up a book. The cover of the book reads "Chakra: How it moves." You imagine it's about the various ways chakra can be spent, absorbed, exchanged, or even stolen and sealed.Raising your hand, you knock on the wooden corner of the hospital room. Ai glances up, keeping a blank, neutral face. She rests the book on her lap, where a thin blanket covers her legs. It's strange seeing her in a defenseless position like this, when she always stands in such a guarded fashion. "Hey there." you say."Hello." She replies, shortly. "Why have you come?""I wanted to visit, I came and saw Kichiro too."She doesn't seem to respond much. "I see.">A. Are you alright? You're acting a bit strange. Well..different than usual, I mean.>B. Do you want me to bring you anything while you're stuck here? I'm gonna get some comic books for Kichiro.>C. You were pretty amazing in your fights.>D. Write-in
>>44634311Still wish we had done the "teacher ditched me, please help" hobo sign so he would've gotten some grief from his peers at least.
>>44634311>>44634271He realized what an awful jonin instructor he was and involved himself in our affairs as little as humanly possible. So that's something.>>44634320>D. Is...something wrong? Did I say something offensive?
>>44634320>>A. Are you alright? You're acting a bit strange. Well..different than usual, I mean.>>B. Do you want me to bring you anything while you're stuck here? I'm gonna get some comic books for Kichiro.>>C. You were pretty amazing in your fights.All of the above.
>>44634320>C. You were pretty amazing in your fights.>A. Are you alright? You're acting a bit strange. Well..different than usual, I mean.
>>44634320>>A. Are you alright? You're acting a bit strange. Well..different than usual, I mean.>>B. Do you want me to bring you anything while you're stuck here? I'm gonna get some comic books for Kichiro.>>C. You were pretty amazing in your fights.All Ze options capitan.
>B. Do you want me to bring you anything while you're stuck here? I'm gonna get some comic books for Kichiro.
>>44634320>C. You were pretty amazing in your fights.We can offer to grab anything she needs too, since we already gotta bring Kichiro his comics.
>>44634320>C>B>AIn that order.
>>44634320>D. You're not...jealous, are you?
>>44634320>>A. Are you alright? You're acting a bit strange. Well..different than usual, I mean.>>B. Do you want me to bring you anything while you're stuck here? I'm gonna get some comic books for Kichiro.
>>44634348Yeah, we should pay him for fucking off.
>>44634348B and then follow up with this
>>44634320>A. Are you alright? You're acting a bit strange. Well..different than usual, I mean.
>>44634320>A. Are you alright? You're acting a bit strange. Well..different than usual, I mean.>B. Do you want me to bring you anything while you're stuck here? I'm gonna get some comic books for Kichiro.>C. You were pretty amazing in your fights.
>>44634355Pretty much, add that we are her team mate she can tell us
>>44634320>>B. Do you want me to bring you anything while you're stuck here? I'm gonna get some comic books for Kichiro.
Reminder that Ai has a crush on us.
>>44634320>B. Do you want me to bring you anything while you're stuck here? I'm gonna get some comic books for Kichiro.
>>44634527No she doesn't.
>>44634320>take off our shoes and start picking up stuff with the chakra on the soles of our feet"Thanks for upgrading my move. Got any more tricks?"
>>44634375yeah lets do this. nothing bad will happen i assure you
>>44634537Yes she does.She's finally found someone strong and smart enough to survive. That means we're safe to love.
>>44634527Ai isn't capable of love.....atleast not yet....
>>44634527Even if we DID give her puberty last thread, with her level of social skills it'd be more like "Reminder that Ai feels really weird around us and doesn't know why and it makes her uncomfortable and nervous and she starts saying stupid things and forgetting to stop to breathe and would we just please leave her alone now so she has some time to think"
>>44634598nigga her NAME is love... she's just a tad (actually) autist.
>>44634603>>44634598Either she's in love, or she isn't. Social skills aside.
>>44634621She could also just have sopping wet panties at our mad skills and not actually feel anything at all for us emotionally.
>>44634603>>44634527>>44634582God damn guys, please for your own sake, don't ever romantically pursue anyone.
>>44634621Or she could have a slight crush, or a huge crush, etc etc. I mean I don't think she does but this sort of thing is not as binary as you're making it out to be.
The people talking about Ai's schrodinger crush are more autistic than her.
>>44634722Hence the keks
>tfw Takeshi ends up as this generations Sausuke, except everyone can stand to be in the room with him for more than 5 minutes.
>>44634785>tfw we don't have parents because our brother killed them
>>44634860he didn't tho. that'd be a fucked up twist though, imagine that shit. Our bro is our parent's murderer, gave us the Underdog thing to one day beat him.
>>44634860>He accidently headbutted them too hard
>>44634880We learn that our family was planning a coup de'tat, the likes of which..would be quelled instantly with no issue whatsoever.
>>44634860No we lack the brother issues and angst, thus people can stand be around us. The girls still love us though.
>>44634944They were going to quietly poison Konoha's ramen supply.
>>44634944true, but fuck dude... what if we were meant to carry on their legacy? Usurper Quest?
>>44634979>The one thing that the Hokage couldn't forgive.>>44634944Or it turns out our parents just sucked and died. That's probably exactly what happened.We really need to go buddy up with Rock Lee in a bit. Show the world what an "average" ninja can do.
>>44634979Genius! A sure-fire way to eliminate the Hokage!>>44634990I'm in.
I think we should make more friends before waifufags saddle us with someone for every thread past this one. It'll at least distract them.
Mini wanted me to tell everyone his internet is being a shitternet again.
>>44635084Still want to talk to the sand chick about the whole Eye thing.
>>44635084Or disregard bitches AND money, steal ourselves the Hokage's seat! All according to keikaku...
>>44635033Fuck man, just imagine the craziness that could come from a ninja who knows the eight gates as well as being highly adept at genjutsu.
>>44635095Damn it fuck is shitternet
>>44635095oh dear god why? Ask if you can post for him
>>44635111We should go to great, mischievous, lengths to do something mundane or benign
>>44635149>>44635144Thread's not done, he's just having difficulty posting is all
>>44635111Trips have spoken.
>>44635105That's fine, it's reasonable and in character. It's not female cobtact that's the issue its people who want a 12 year old to make lifelong decisions (because once /tg/ settles for a waifu they don't renage)
You take a few steps closer, and smile. "You were pretty amazing in your fights. Both you and Kichiro are stronger than I'd ever imagined you guys would be. This is just the start of it too, huh?"She nods. "I suppose that it is. Although, now, you're a Chunin. Does that mean we're not going to be on the same squad anymore?"You shake your head. "I'm sure I'll still be on missions with you guys a bunch. They've gotta know that I'm sorely lacking in the experience department, hehe."She smiles softly, looking at you with distant eyes. They're dark and large, and as she's glaring at you, there's the unmistakable sensation that she's not looking directly at /you/.There's a few moments of silence. "Do you want me to bring you anything? I'll be getting Kichiro some comic books, so I don't mind grabbing something."She snaps back into focus, her eyes shifting slightly. She looks up at you, this time her eyes meeting yours. She shakes her head slowly. "No, thank you. That won't be necessary." You nod, and you're just about to turn and walk out the door when a strange feeling in your chest stops you. Some sort of empathy or intuition, alerting you to the subtle changes in her behavior. You turn back. "Hey, Ai?"She lowers her book again. "Hm?""Are you..alright? You're acting a bit strange. Well..different than usual, I mean."
>>44635190Well the age of consent in Narutoland is presumably the same as Japans. So somewhere between 13 and 17...
>>44635203https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Ug070QK674Something unexpected happens. Something you never thought that you'd see from Ai. For a brief second, she seems slightly stunned, going to take in a breath but finding her chest tight. She makes a soft, light whimper at this. Whatever it is that's bothering her, seems to be cutting her deep if it's shaken her this much. You take another step forward. "Stop." she says harshly. You freeze, a little bit surprised once more. "Sorry.." she continues. "I don't mean..to be jaded. You..Takeshi. The way you are, the way you fight. It reminds me of..someone I knew, that I cared very much about. Seeing you win, and, cut ahead of me like this..even though I worked so hard.."You stand, totally silent. You can tell this has been weighing heavy on her mind. "It was just like him, my brother. Getting by on what seemed like luck, but what was really a downright scary knack.."She closes the book, and sets it next to her. "I have..good reason to think that he's dead, now. But..I'm not sure where I'm going with this. It's just difficult, to see all of this when it's just how I thought he'd be at this age." You nod. "I see..Well, I hope you feel better soon."She nods, smiling. "Thank you. You can go now. I should recover within several days."You give her a thumbs up, and make your way out the door.>A. Visit Mari>B. Visit Kagami>C. Leave the hospital
>>44635213Can't we just wait for a few years and enjoy childhood ninja advebtures ; _;
>>44635224>>A. Visit MariProbably should see if she's alright
>>44635224>A. Visit Mari
>>44635224>>C. Leave the hospital
>>44635224>>A. Visit Mari
>>44635224well shit, we've been bro-zoned.
>>44635224ohwellshit...she's going to be seriously overprotective if her brother is dead>B. Visit KagamiI wan to apologize for the eye thing, at least.
>>44635224>>A. Visit Mari>>44635213means we can put it off 5 more years, and no one said we had to settle onto a single girl asap. We can date around.
>>44635239nah nigga. waifu-ing begins early... REAL early.
>>44635224>A Visit Mari
>>44635224>A. Visit MariOr >B. Visit KagamiOr both. Gotta apologize to all those we maimed.
>>44635260>We can date aroundHA! That literally NEVER happens in Quests, anon.The first date is invariably the routelock. Because then that girl's fans have the momentum, and they can use it to shut down any attempt to even TALK to any other girl.Mother.Fucking.Fallyn.
>>44635224visit Mari, try not to get fucking *killed* cause she might be angry over the near-disembowelment.
>>44635224Visit Mari, ask if she's happy now we both fought and she did indeed get her hit in
>>44635282It depends on the quality of the writer desu.
>>44635224>>B. Visit Kagami
>>44635111I am down for becoming the next Hokage after Shikamaru. We will have a secret ceremony and have the Anbu personally pledge themselves to us, before publicly electing a well meaning but easily manipulated powerhouse who answers to us out of some concoction of loyalty, trust, and potentially fear. Keikaku for the Keikaku gods.
>>44635224>C. Leave the hospitalI say we visit Shikamaru.
>>44635272Then why are you still single?
>>44635282trust me, this is not how it will go down. Even if the support for one girl is incredibly overwhelmingI love killing what you love
>>44635308No, it really doesn't. It's a PLAYER problem, not a character one. Unless a large majority of the players actively hate the girl, first date is automatic win.
>>44635272Fuck romance. I rather play as a young Orochimaru.
>>44635342see>>44635336Also BtQM has managed it well.
>>44635224>C. Leave the hospital
>>44635224>B. Visit Kagami
>>44635224>>A. Visit MariMight as well, before we see the other girl
>>44635312nigga yes, like >>44634990 our family WILL be the one to rule the Shinobi lands.
>>44635224>>B. Visit KagamiSup Mini, DMC quest never amirite?
>>44635336Mini you keep doing these things that make me place you as my favorite QM. You glorious bastard.
>>44635336>I love killing what you love
>>44635388We can only visit one more person
>>44635418That explains all the dead QMCs.
>>44634610>her NAME is loveOnly if it's written "愛".If it's written "藍" then it means "indigo".
>>44635336Best QM confirmed.
>>44635440>IndigoDon't New Age people call autistic kids "indigo children"?
>>44635406I've actually got a marvel cinematics esque phase system set up for all future past and present quests. Got like six different potential quests.Once I get the first half of Boruto Quest done, we'll return to DMC quest and finish the first half of it.
>>44635336Just like you killed DMCQ? You monster.
>>44635436Yeah, I kind of get off on it.
>>44635467>>44635469Huh, probably should have scrolled down more.All is right in the world.Carry on mini.
>>44635440well fuck, look at this weeb.
>>44635472All I wanted was the Ride into Obsession.But I got Nightfall instead. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IoyToHOWSV8
>>44635505I vaguely remembered the name having multiple meanings. The specific ones I looked up on wikipedia.
>>44635467so, what would half be? 40?
>>44635525It'll probably be something more like 60-80
>>44635535fuckin' sweet, now get on this one man! let's go! We may or may not have Hokage murdering keikaku to execute!
>>44635535We're going to be asked for autographs won't we?
Well, you decide that you might as well go and see Mari before visiting hours are done for the afternoon. You approach her room, and figure that she can probably see you coming form a mile away. Heck, she might even already know you're in the hospital. When you walk into the hospital room, she's already looking in your direction. She seems strange looking weak, just as Ai had. You smile, and give a small wave. "Hey. How are you?"She pulls her hospital shirt up slightly, showing you her bandaged stomach. "Healing up. You cut me open pretty good...still can't believe it. I didn't even get to try out most of my best Jutsu on you."You chuckle. "Well, that was sort of my idea. I was barely making it through the first one."She smiles. "You say that, but then you go and win the whole damn championship. Either you're humble, or you intentionally always play yourself down so that you've got the edge."You scratch your chin. "Hm, can't it be both?"She rolls her large, white eyes. "Sure, slick. So did you just come here to talk my ear off?"You shrug. "I guess so. I'm checking up on people in general, seeing if there's anything anyone needs. How about you?"She considers this for a moment. "Hmm, would you get me a pork sandwich from Ichiraku's? This hospital food..egh."She sticks her tongue out, and groans. You smile. "Sure, no problem. I'll bring it by later tonight."She slips her tongue back into her mouth. "Thanks a lot. See you."You exit. Now where do you want to go?>A. Go to the market.>B. Go to the residential areas. (Visit someone, or try to find someone.)>C. Go to the academy. >D. Go to the training field.>E. Go to the Hokage's Office.XX Go to the hospital, and see if anyone you know is there.>G. Write-in
>>44635535Mini, can we learn more genjutsu soon, or rather can we get into some serious training soon?Because we need it alongside medical training, speed focus, water ninjutsu, and possibly a very basic amount of puppetmaster training for some diversity and set ups. Plus if we get stupid good with medical nin training we can make our own poison and put it on EVERYTHING and have our own antidote if we get poisoned ourselves. Perfect puppetmaster combo without needing to hard spec the puppet.
>>44635635>D. Go to the training field.
>>44635635>B. Go to the residential areas. (Visit someone, or try to find someone.)The Nara residence, hang with Shikadai, thank Shikamaru if he's about.
>>44635635>>D. Go to the training field.TRAININGalternatively>C. Go to the academy. Get that INT and Medical nin up
>>44635635>G. Write-in Let's get everyone's shit
>>44635635Get kichiro' comics and mari's sandwich then deliver them. Head to see shikidai for some shogi afterwards.
Howabout we go get a summoning contract
>>44635635>G. Write-inGet everyone's stuff, we might bump into the thunder bros and snow bros before they have to leave back to their villages.
>>44635635>Academy, study and practice Genjutsu
>>44635691We can't train as effectively at night anon, and the sandwich will be shit if we get it now and take it in way later. Unless we specifically want to train in the dark for some reason.
>>44635732Changing my vote to this, INT and genjutsu is important.Also study medical jutsu
>>44635635>Go to the training fieldSee how damaged we are and what we currently can't do that we normally can. >>44635635
>>44635635>C. Go to the academy.
>>44635763We should probably see Shino hey.
Pretty sure we're not in any condition to do any physical training.
I don't think we should go straight back to training. We're having a few days to recuperate. Reading and study is okay, but throwing ourselves right back into ninja stuff sounds like a good way to put ourselves into the hospital instead.
>>44635804Then pick up a genjutsu book and read it in bed nigga
>>44635785Gotta thank him for letting us no sell the jinchuuriki.
>>44635635>B. Go to the residential areas. (Visit someone, or try to find someone.)Let's find Salad or Boruto
Internet is being difficult, going to postpone things for now folks. I'll continue soon, and stick around to answer questions if I can post!
>>44635876Do we have fangirls? They don't even need names.
>>44635876So is the snow team and cloud team still in the village?
>>44635876Our friends and Mari appreciate us coming to visit them? Did Bro bet on us? Shino's reaction to us winning? All the participants still in the village? Would u s throwing a party for everyone who made it to the finals(and their teams) be within our means?
>>44635876What would be the best way to go about learning new genjutsu, finding someone to teach us or studying genjutsu?Would studying genjutsu go towards better learning genjutsu and help with INT?
>>44635876What was Boruto's reaction to us beating him? Did he even think it a possibility?
>>44635908no>>44635912no>>44635940yeah, no, pretty stoic, no, no>>44635971training isn't going to work the same way as when shikamaru trained you. don't worry about stats, they're not hard representations of your abilities. It's a guideline to give you an idea of yours and everyone else's general abilitieswhat matters is the jutsu you actually know. As for training Genjutsu, still lots of material in the library.>>44636023He's pretty stunned, but he'll think it over and learn from it
>>44636051So is the Sand team the only team left in the village cause of Kasagi? Bro get a few days off to spend time with us?
>>44635876Continue soon as in keep the thread bumped? Or just make a new thread? Also Archived: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Boruto
>>44636051So Burrito has no grudge against us? Sweet, let's visit him next thread, say it was a good fight. (Hint that we may kill his father in the future cause Keikaku mentioned above?)
>>44635635>B. Go to the residential areas. (Visit someone, or try to find someone.)I kinda want to go over to Shikadai's and play some Shogi or Go with him.>>44636051How much fuckin money did we cost people when Boruto lost? We already know some people bet money on us.
>>44636091>(Hint that we may kill his father in the future cause Keikaku mentioned above?)No, Naruto is a good guy and it'll take years before we're even close to Kage level. Odds are the wear and tear on Naruto's body will catch up with him before then. Also never tip your hand dippy.
>>44636091Just waiting now for the future quest where Takeshi is the main villain and has a mullet.
>>44636051>He's pretty stunned, but he'll think it over and learn from itThere's hope for him yet>what matters is the jutsu you actually know. >As for training Genjutsu, still lots of material in the library.Alright, then im voting to go to the acadamy library and hunker down with some books.Could we learn new medical ninjustu by studying as well?Also what kind of medical techniques are there to learn aside from the chakra scalpel? Could we learn poison creation and antidote creation by learning enough about medical ninjutsu?
>>44636084Yeah, they're the only ones left. They'll be on their way soon though.Bro will continue with work as usual.>>44636091He has no grudge, exactly, but you are a prominent figure in his mind as a rival, now.>>44636159You can learn some medical jutsu by studying, although to really learn them you have to practice all jutsu.Medical jutsu is a vast range of techniques involving anything from healing, to attacking, to biological sciences. You could create poison through advanced chemistry, though a much more practical route would be learning about herbs and plants.
>>44636245>biological sciences I think we should cut off someone's forearms and attach them to our elbows in a different position than our natural forearms.
>>44636245>He has no grudge, exactly, but you are a prominent figure in his mind as a rival, now.Waifuing himawari out of spite still makes sense, hell yes
>>44636245Has Sarada been tailing us or having a hawk do so? How large has her hat gotten? Sakura made any jokes about us to her yet?
>>44636245Would it be expensive to read a book or two and then experiment with different plants to make a vast supply of poison?Also there are puppets sold in the village right? How hard would it be to learn how to control a puppet and use it effectively?
>>44636392Well...The village is low on cooking foil now.
>>44636392Prepare for her to actually start bothering you now because of this. >>44636409There really isn't much point to producing your own poison, aside from specialty, high quality stuff that would otherwise be difficult to obtain. Your best bet for mass production is the flower shop or weapon store, which both sell generic poison.The flower shop sells the fancy stuff, which you could have a look at if you want. There's a few different types you can afford.
>>44636446>Prepare for her to actually start bothering you now because of this.In what way? The tail our every move way, the snooping around way, the dropping in on us unannounced way or wanting to fight us way?How rare is the toxin comparatively?
>>44636446Which this, the paranoia or her mom deciding we're appropriate to date.
>>44636478>>44636513She'll start to show up and talk to you about jutsu or missions. She might challenge you to a fight, at some point.She feels that since she wants to be Hokage, she's got to keep an eye on the most promising Genin of her generation. You were the only one promoted to Chunin.
>>44636577>You were the only one promoted to ChuninSay what?
>>44636577>You were the only one promoted to Chunin.really? Huh was it because we won by being a nobody with great core skills, or were Kakashi and Guy playing hardball this time?
>>44636606Yep. He saw clearly that you only one because everyone else lacked the fundamental skills necessary to fight against you.You proved superior the foundation of a shinobi, as opposed to brute force. He figures you're smart enough to be promoted and given experience in leading squads of other Genin. Not to mention you won the tourney.
>>44636606Winner is always promoted, and look at everyone. It was either going to be everyone or noone
>>44636625Internet good enough to post?
>>44636625So basically we got promoted for being a super sneaky Shinobi over a samurai wannabe? Neat! How Jelly are the various named genin of our generation?
>>44636646yeah it came back but it's been off and on all night. Too late now to continue.>>44636659Not very, they all understand pretty much. Some of them have intense rivalries among each other, though, so not everyone is peaceful.
>>44636275This, tb h.
>>44636577>You were the only one promoted to Chunin.Neat. Shame our friends from the other villages left, but I'm sure we'll run into them all again eventually.Also, were we about the only genin to use genjutsu the whole tournament? It sure seemed like most genin were either ninjutsu, taijutsu or a mix of those two.
>>44636679If we learned the Four Witches technique could we do two jitsu at the same time? Elemental/elemental, elemental/gegenjutsu, or genjutsu/genjutsu?
>>44636695Sarada also used Genjutsu, and many people were capable of some low level Genjutsu, but didn't have the creativity or skill to use it in battle like you did.>>44636713That's Ai's family's jutsu, you can't learn that.She might be able to though.
>>44636713It's possible to do Jutsu with one hand, it's just hard as balls.
>>44636732Will we be mobbed by Sarada's would be suitors since she's coming to us now? (granted to keep an eye on us but they don't know that.)Also will we be hearing from our favorite old timers soon?
>>44636732Is Sarada Jelly of us?What's gonna happen when we say 'Yeah, thanks, but I'm really just interested in the book.'
Can we get around to sealing that paralysis jutsu into the bells so we don't need to do all the string shit?
>>44636679Since we don't have any Bullshiteye, is there any chance we can use some top tier genjutsu in the future?Also, we need an advanced teacher now that we are a Chunin. We should search for Kabuto...
>>44636732MinIf you're up to it, make a small filler of when we met people. That way it may be easier
>>44636625That's not true though. The ones with the fundamental skills necessary to fight us just didn't end up matched against us.
>>44636921They didn't win the tournament, they lost to the powerhouses that Takeshi could beat, and Takeshi proved that having some of his tricks weakened or negated didn't make him helpless.
>>44636989I'm not necessarily complaining about the result, just the reasoning of the result. You can't really say "no one made chuunin because no one had the fundamental skills to beat you" when only 4 people actually got their fundamental skills tested against us.
>>44637065Five, and frankly most of the fights were flashy as fuck. Most Genin went into power brawl mode. I didn't really see a single fight that was stealth and surprise based like our were.
Ok who is best girl in your eyes anons/namefags?
>>44637106This anon makes a point. Our fights (except for Anzai, but his was also strategic) all followed a singular pattern.1) Obscure location and ensure personal safety2) Prepare Genjutsu (or other distraction) of choice3) Use Genjutsu (or other distraction) to create an opening4) Strike with intent to end the battle.For Anzai, we decided that fighting him in straight taijutsu would give us an all but equal chance of winning as if we fought him when he had his rifle.The point is that most genin expected a direct battle where the most powerful would walk away. We systematically crippled them and made their superior raw power meaningless, and because they thought too much of us to ignore our distractions we won.
>>44637241Obviously it's [Redacted] anon.
>>44637241We don't know any of the girls really well.Himawari is my favorite. But I sort of like Mari now that she's not being a bitch. I'd like to meet the sand ninja chick as well.Ai is too autism.
>>44637241Ain't no best girl around, Shikadai's the real deal.
>>44637241Himawari, obviously.Kagami is second. Other than them, I guess I have no specific preference, despite maybe just not really liking Nyoko much.
>>44637241>>44637359Yeah, I'm not averse to getting gay either. Shikadai and Inojin are top tier.
>>44637398Agreed, though clan heirs might be pushing it. Need to get more clan heirs, ya know.
>>44637414Nah we just go full /d/ and find a jutsu that lets us impregnate men.
>>44635336>I love killing what you loveThat's the type of shit that loses players.
>>44637241Literally anyone but himawari
>>44637441Only if they're paranoid little shits like what happened with that kobold quest. "People might die, bad things might happen!" >"W-what I wanted to be a faggot and huggle glomp things!"
>>44637428Personally, I want to get into biological sciences to gain access to stolen clan abilities.But, if we're already going full Orochimaru-mode, I don't see why not.
>>44637241>>44637359That. Shikadai is best route.Second best is Kagami.
Getting creepy gay up in here.>>44637496I don't mind doing Orochimaru type shit. But you say, "we're going full.." etc and I really don't see that. Remember one guy saying it doesn't suddenly mean all the other anons agree.
>>44637466>Only if they're paranoid little shitsThat's exactly how I expect people to be.
>>44637529It's part of doing Orochimaru type shit. It's kinda gay. But seriously, Takeshi is going to be the perfect child of Aizen and Orochimaru. Sarada was right all along.
>>44637567Just because you say it doesn't make it true.
>>44637567Yeah i know, just kidding. I honestly can't see a path for Takeshi right now. He's not just an average ninja right now, after beating Mari and Boruto, but there's no field where he is high-tier. We should probably focus on medical jutsu or genjutsu for a while, i guess.
>>44637529Yeah, I agree.I just really want to develop our own Jutsu and gain access to good shit that's barred from us. I don't want to go full edgelord or anything, but doing something like covertly stealing Nyoko's ice release would be great.>>44637567I don't want to be traitor, or any kind of scumbag for that matter.I just want Takeshi to become the best, like he always says is his dream.In this world, those who come from powerful families have a huge advantage because of bloodline abilities. If we want to be the best, we have to get creative.
>>44637621Shit, that one was for >>44637577
>>44637621What should be a priority to develop is that weaponized cancer that people were talking about some threads back.
I'm just waiting for our chance for a summoning pact.
>>44637624Another problem with the Creative stuff is the speds that always vote to do chuuni shit. LETS GO MAN TO MAN! ONE ON ONE! MY HONOR!
>>44637641You have no idea how much that honorable fight bullshit chapped my ass.
>>44637624>>44637621Since combined released are not kekkai genkai based we can get ice or boil releases. I'd recommend adding some more water jutsu, get decent at sealing and medical, trying to learn fire so we can work towards boil which let's us make poison via chakra. Of course botany won't hurt either.
>>44637637One thing on the medical path that could become a pretty useful weapon would be something like Fugo's Purple Haze from JoJo. A flesh eating virus that is released from special bulbs on the user body in the form of a mist, consuming any living being on the affected area.High level as fuck, but pretty cool in my opinion. Maybe a little too edgy, however.
>>44637709Seems more wood release than medical to me.
>>44637637This. Antihealing is horrifying. Creating cancer is pretty easy too, just fuck up theprocess of cell regeneration and yyou're golden
>>44637637No. we're no where near advanced enough for that sort of shit. We're supposed to be an expert ninja and a lot of you are getting lost in the trees wanting to just become another clone of the standard super powered bullshit characters.
>>44637641I also agree, I bitched to mini about it last thread. Makes my asshole pucker when people try to throw away good plans/situations to do cringe shit they think is cool. Every time dialogue gets written in I puke in my mouth.I just want to be calm, quiet, stoic, intelligent, and cautious, with a pragmatic bent allowing for the tolerance of some shady shit.>>44637669I voted to use Ninjutsu. I was very against lying because we didn't have to and we were being watched. Everyone in the crowd would have booed the shit out of us if we fucked him over. We would've been a pariah and a known scumbag.>>44637637Yeah, I brought that up. Very into Cancer no Jutsu.
>>44637624I agree, whilst Takeshi has some traits in common with Aizen we've got to remember that in almost all his interactions with other characters so far he has been a legitamately friendly guy who is loyal to his team.
>>44637762I agree with a lot of your other points, but the cancer jutsu is fucking dumb mate. >>44637772This
>>44637761>We're not allowed to progress towards a goal!We want to be the best. That means becoming powerful and getting good jutsu, in case you were confused.So yeah, the point IS becoming op one day. That's not even remotely a bad thing.If you don't like cancer use your noggin and come up with something more palatable.
Is it possible to imbue water clones with adhesive, poison, acid or cement? Just an idea, henging your foe into an acid clone would be brutal.
>>44637762>I bitched to Mini last threadCause your a bitch
>>44637441Nah, players can handle it. Look at blood moon quest where the QM said that a harem was possible if any girls survive, and then proceeded to kill off pretty much every single girl till all that is left is two and one of them hates the MC. No players threatening to leave.
>>44637822Yes but they would be Boil clones, since poison and acid are Boil release domains.
>>44637808The way you people are posting it's like next thread, "OKAY MINI WE VOTE TO HAVE CANCER POWERS!"We've got some of the basics down but we need to get a better hold of what we can and can't learn. What you're talking about sounds straight up forbidden. Granted that seems to be bullshit Naruto and his fucking son are running around with the forbidden shadow clones and no one seems to give a flying fuck.
>>44637845Damn. Would it not be possible to add irritants to a water clone through a powder or some other vector then?
>>44637847Forbidden for Genin and Chunin, Jounin can use shadow clone.
>>44637847shadow clones are forbidden because they are dangerous to use.Cancer jutsu would be forbidden because it's a war crime waiting to happen.
>>44637867So where's the legal repercussions for his kid knowing it?
>>44637865Yeah but they'd get diluted pretty quick. We can learn Boil release though. It'd just take time. Learn Fire then Boil.>>44637873He's the Hokage so none. Basically almost a familial jutsu by this point.
>>44637865On a related note we should invest in some pocket sand.
>>44637801I don't care about cancer jutsu for it's combat effectiveness or it's edge factor, I like it because of it's utility.Let's say we can both apply and remove cancer. That is very useful because we can, say, out a node on someone we've captured's heart so they can't risk running away from us in transit because they won't be able to get it removed in time.We could debilitate people by making their hand misshapen and shit when they attack us.We could strategically put tumors under our skin to reshape our face for a disguise that would be effective even against a sharingan, etc etc.A lot of good applications for it, it'd be useful in a pinch.>>44637824I don't mean I whined about the playerbase, I just said I get worried sometimes because of dumb chuuni votes.>>44637847>OKAY MINI WE VOTE TO HAVE CANCER POWERS!You're literally the only one that thinks that. We're theorizing about potential shit. This is obvious. If a kid says "I want to be president!" you don't start whining because he's not capable of doing it in a fucking week.
>>44637873There is no repercussions because he can perform it safely. He was probably punished when he stole the scroll.
What do you guys think about Lovecraftians and dream based genjutsus? I was having a few ideas and i would like to know if it's a good concept.
>>44637893>making their hand misshapen and shit when they attack us.We Tzimisce now?
>>44637898Eldritch shit is a bad idea, usually end in user death. Dreamcrafting is probably good but it's kinda niche.
>>44637885A tiny bit of irritant in the eye is all you need to blink/water profusely.Hopefully we can learn boil at some point, it is quite Takeshi in natute
>>44637898I'm all for implanting eldritch abominations that slowly erode the mind into takeshi's oponents
>>44637898As long as they aren't stupid fucking ideas. You also have to remember that we lack the bullshit eyes of the Uchia and other clans so half of our ginjutsu would be useless.>>44637893The problem with t cancer powers is it would be outlawed by our own village.
>>44637930Yup very utilitarian and efficient. We need to learn fire release then we can learn Boil. It'll just take time.
>>44637934Why would it? you're not really raising the dead, which was like the only thing that was expressly forbidden I think. Most forbidden jutsu are only so because they lead to the user's death. Be it by strain or cost, or require a sacrifice.
>>44637897What I want to know is, how are shadow clones more dangerous than normal clones?I mean, it seems like water clones are cheaper to use, AND can use elemental jutsu. Shit sounds good.Is it just easier to accidently make way too many shadow clones or something?>>44637922That's the gist of what I'm thinking about, yes.>>44637934We'll have to ask someone. That's not a crime. Besides, I think ninja are a lot more hardcore than you realize. Fucking Aburame clan has bugs dig into other peoples bodies and shit.
>>44637934Yeah, that's why i asked Mini if we have any chance of becoming really good with genjutsu without any Bullshiteyes. If not, we should probably go for the medical path and use genjutsu as a useful tool, not the main weapon. >>44637933I was thinking more on the whole "Dreams are a real place" thing when i said Lovecraftian, but Eldritch insight leading to mindfucks is cool. >>44637928I don't remember anyone in Naruto using dreamcrafting. Unless you consider the Tsukuyomi dreamcrafting, but it is not exatly what i had in mind. I was thinking more dream manipulation, induced comas and mind screws.
>>44637898>>44638021This girl from the anime had exactly what you're talking about.http://naruto.wikia.com/wiki/Yakumo_KuramaBut of course, it's a bloodline ability, so we can't use it.
>>44638021>induced comas and mind screwsThat's pretty much the Tsukoyomi. Dream manipulation we might get away with the other stuff is Sharingan tier.
>>44637995>Is it just easier to accidently make way too many shadow clones or something?It's not even the normal Shadow Clone Jutsu that's forbidden, it's the variant that creates fucktons at once.
>>44638021If we go the whole eldritch theme why not use Boil release to make some kind of hallucinogenic nightmare fog jutsu. Bonus points if it's flammable.
>>44638111I'm not really sure what you mean by dreamcrafting, but if I'm not mistaken yakumo kurama was more, evil mind alter ego that projected itself as a genjutsu and could affect reality, not really fucking with dreams.
>>44638159Now this I like. Also Alcohol clones, they pop and now fire is not your friend.
>>44638111Hm... I haven't seen most of the fillers, but they can't be worse than the Ninja War Arc. But this seems interesting. There's also that backpack kid Raiga carried around, the one with the red eyes. He was able to use some pretty good genjutsu and could fuck with the other eyes of power. But fuck, most of the good powers come from bloodlines. If at least we could research them to use stolen bloodline abilities while serving Konoha. But that would probably be considered a horrible crime and stuff.
So. I'll say it again, Can we learn how to seal that paralysis jutsu into our senbon/bells?It also seems like we want to learn anti-medical jutsu.. maybe in our alone time we can... do it backwards?
I'd really like to steal this kid's (I guess he's an adult now.) kekai genkai.Bullshit eye powers, yes please. It doesn't have a name, so we can just call it the Ranmarugan if we steal it.
>>44635329pls no bully anon
>>44638172>alcoloh clones>forcing themselves inside your enemy>they got drunk + nightmaresIts either a horror theme or someone's magic realm
>>44638172>pure alcohol mist could knock someone out in seconds, or at least severely impair their... pretty much everything>flammable as all hell>could be made into ma clone with the same properties Pure alcohol is no joke, this is actually a great idea if we can somehow concoct it later on.If we cant produce alcohol, we could always have a big flask of sake/methanol for emergency knockout mist.
>>44638882Boil release is a chemists wet dream there is just so many uses for chakra becomes an aerosol of chemical x.
For the record Orochimaru was probably fucking Anko and she was super hot.
>>44638882Do the "1000 years of death" ass shove with alcohol.Then laugh as they stumble around and die from alcohol poisoning.
>>44637893>someone attacks us>lets not just hydrosword their hand off. instead, lets spend the next 10 seconds completing the hand seals for whats sure to be the incredibly complicated and taxing create fucking tumors no jutsuthe cancer idea is dumb, and will always be dumb. the face tumors are dumb and limited and its effects are replicated by any number of mundane and ninjamagical methods, and exotic poison is more than good enough for any prisoner not talented enough with healing jutsu to deal with a tiny bit of tumor in their chest.
>>44639685Let's be alco-mist ninja instead. More effective against groups, less taxing chakra costs, probably cheap to get rubbing alcohol which is normal for a healing ninja to carry (I'd assume) and that stuff's 95% or some shit. Hell, toss knives then add booze/poison mist to get into the wounds. It's incredibly effective. If they don't get taken out from breathing it (unlikely because it's bypassing the liver) then you can spark it and boom goes the booze cloud.The more I think about it, the more likely I am to say that it's an effective course of action for us. If we want to pursue other methods of attack afterwards, it still works because all we need is effectively 2 jutsu; fire release for spark and boil release for vapour. That and booze. And maybe a gas mask. Don't want to get caught in our own cloud, do we?Also we'll always be ready for a party if we carry around booze everywhere.
>>44639799The booze thing is also really stupid.
>>44639799Just getting some sake and distilling it to 95 % isn't hard either. Getting any purer than that gets annoying so just storing large jugs of near pure ethanol in seals would be a great idea.
>>44639799I like the idea, but the whole "all we have to do is learn fire release and then boil release" yeah, that's not as simple as you're making it out to be. Especially the latter.
>>44639813Not that guy, but how so? Sure 'that ninja who drunks people to death' sounds silly, but who cares.Pure alcohol is a very potent poison when inhaled, and ~*ninja magic*~ provides a pretty useful vector for weaponizing it. + is highly flammable+ impairs most senses with minimal doses+ knocks out in large doses+ can be in gas or liquid form+ simple to acquire - we'd always smell like alcohol, even if we never drink- can poison ourselves without protective equipment - gaseous form doesn't work against enemies with some form of respiration protection - fire is deadly if we don't have fireproof concealment of alcohol+/- at best impairs team mates, at worst knocks them out. Must be used with caution. On the other hand, large area of affect and cumulative buildup makes avoiding it difficult
>>44639899Wait, the flammability of ourself can be bypassed if sealing alcohol in scrolls is possible.
>>44639899I should also point out that ethanol/methanol would only be one of various toxins we could carry and utilize. Sealing op plz nerf
>>44639813Why? It's a perfectly reasonable strategy to me. If we're aiming to be medininja, we should at least keep it in mind.
>>44639932Okay let me re-word it. If it's one of many ability it's fine. But if you ass hats literally build a ninja to only spew up whiskey it's going to get really stupid really fast.I'm just seeing how terribly it could go with are already retarded compatriots who want to show boat. I don't want to run around play drunken ninja. Creating a bunch of toxins with Chakra and the like is cool. Just being a human distillery is retarded.
Can we please learn Drunken Fist? It goes with the powerset thematically, and our homeroom teacher knows it.
>>44639896In comparison to inventing a new jutsu to literally heal someone so hard they get cancer? 1 month probably is about the amount of time it'd take to learn. Could learn it in a week if we focus only on that.>>44639899We should always keep a flexible gas mask around our neck covered by a scarf if we do pursue this route. Probably invest in some cheap masks for our friends too, if they don't.If the opponent has a gas mask, we can still blow it all up.>>44639925Also this.
>>44639976See. One of the first steps from Ninja to Jackie Chan.
>>44639964Yes. I didn't mean to make it sound like I was saying only alcohol, but after reading what I said, I agree. Just alcohol would be stupid. I meant to indicate that we create poisonous mists, and one of the cheapest to make is alcohol. All you need, effectively, is the yeast, the sugar and the water. And time. Then you just distill it out to near 100% and boom, alcohol.I'm in full support of using other toxins and poisons and bad things, oh my.
>next time Takeshi takes out a jinchuriki its with pure alcohol instead of bug toxin>everyone is equally blown the fuck out Mental image is hilarious. >>44639978I don't think creating the cancer would be the hard part, since cancer is literally just a clump of cells that aren't being commanded to stop splitting due to a genetic fuckup (a feat that could at least be replicated with healing jutsu, which is shown to speed up the effect of cellular mitosis). The hard part would be controlling it. I'd like Mini's opinion on the matter of how difficult such a feat is. If it's something stupidly specialized like puppetry, then it would be terrible for Takeshi. On the other hand, if its as simple as touching someone with just a bit-too-much healing juju and destroying their muscles/joints/whatever, then the possibilities are limitless. It's like gentle fist, except far, far dirtier.
>>44640087>I don't think creating the cancer would be the hard part, since cancer is literally just a clump of cells that aren't being commanded to stop splitting due to a genetic fuckup (a feat that could at least be replicated with healing jutsu, which is shown to speed up the effect of cellular mitosis). The hard part would be controlling it.I'd imagine it would be hard to literally modify the DNA to give them cancer. Also we'd have to actually know what DNA bits to break off or alter so that they'd have cancer. If they don't know which one that is, it's gonna take a while to learn. Also we'd need a jutsu specially designed to modify DNA. Also also, to give them anything more than barely there cancer would require a huge amount of chakra. You'd have to have enough to "heal" a wound large enough to make the cancer equally large. You'd need a massive amount of chakra for any more than one enemy. Unless we look in to a new, more efficient healing spell, in which case we'd need to spend time learning/inventing that too.But that's just my 2 cents on why it isn't the best idea.
>>44640170You make a good point. DNA fuckery seems way too specialized (it would be good for a character who is ONLY a medic nin) I think it still may be a good idea to create small tumors between joints in order to seize movement. This would only require small amounts of chakra (especially in small joints, like fingers).Small tumors can also cause disruption in blood flow, and for that we only need knowledge of the circulatory system, which isn't that hard. And tumors in the brain, anywhere, can fuck someone up instantly. A single chakra-infused tap to the forehead could be enough. It may also not require as much chakra to create a tumor, since we aren't trying to make usable tissue, only useless clumps of apidose tissue and cartilage (or something like that).
>>44640209Wouldn't a chakra scalpel do basically the exact same thing.I mean functionally not literally.
>>44640209A well placed jab in the head with a senbon would work just as well.Plus to get the joints, we'd need extreme accuracy. Not only to get them but also while moving at high speeds as ninjas are known to do.Also, if we ARE going the cancer mage route, make the tumors out of nerve tissue. Nerve cancer hurts.
>>44640316If it's hand to hand range it doesn't make any sense to not just use a chakra scalpel.You guys are overthinking this shit.
>>44640280I believe injuries created by overabundance of flesh can be more destructive (and painful) than injuries caused by the destruction of flesh. Tumor placement also can't be healed as easily, requiring extraction rather than simple healing. Ideally, one could combine the two, cut away flesh and replace it with useless tissue. Connect muscles that shouldn't be connected. Other medical atrocities. Connecting muscles in general is pretty horrifying. You don't need much tissue for that at all. >>44640316You're right on all counts. For brain senbon would indeed be better, requiring no chakraAccuracy would be an issue. My initial thoughts on it were 'touch them on the arm and just fill it with junk flesh until something bad happens', but that would be too wasteful. ---Now I'm more ambiguous on the issue, there are a lot of faults I didn't foresee. I'd like Mini's opinion.
>Huge support for visiting Puppetwife in previous thread and initial vote>Display basic human emotion, open up puppet tech, walk in Shikamaru's footsteps>Instead, vote is split up and Hyuuga gets pointless visit where she just asks us to buy a sandwichThe one thread I miss. THE ONE THREAD
>>44640406Don't be salty in quests, anon. Votes is votes.It's not like we'd have time to learn puppets with all the horrifying medical know-how we're going to cram in, anyway....unless we make pic related as a sterile medical puppet.
>>44640406Yeah, a shame. We'll see her again at some point though, why would mini introduce her if not to have her either show up later and/or die horribly?
>>44640406that eye-patch will serve as a grim reminder why we can never have Sand Waifu.
>>44640406We'll return to the hospital later, let's stop by her room then.
>>44635635...so, I get that visiting hours are over, but are we going to have another chance to visit Kagami before her eye's healed and her team leaves? We can just say we thought it'd be a bit inappropriate to visit her the day after we stabbed her in the eye.>pork sandwich from Ichiraku'sDid Naruto throw enough Hokage-money at them that they went franchise, or something? This is the importance of being polite to random orphans – you don't know which of them might turn out to be the chosen one.
>>44640450"And that, kids, is how I removed your mother's eye in a fight when we were at the chuunin exams.""Dad, why does she even like you?""It took a lot of brainwaaahhh... I mean, I went to her room every day and apologised profusely and a whoooole bunch of stuff happened so we got to know each other... Yup!"