Welcome rudebois and rudegyals to the latest edition of Star Wars A New Quest,Last time on STANQ; 6 part lewd opener with seven/lucy, met with the rebel martyr, meet a former apprentice of a darth you killed and kick her shit in gaining your 25th lightsaber and lightly lewd her, muscletits lewds her too, droids gained, take Al on a date to a restaurant then cinema then hillside where she breaks down and says you can't ever be together because she wants you only to herself and you can't give that, angrily make love to her there, take her home, go drinking with KJ, beat two mon cal at pool then beat them up, steal their friends, go to a fight club where you brutally destroy everyone including a sith, change identity with the force on accident and get drunk tanked, get bailed by sith's master, change identity on purpose without training accidentally resetting your mind to a good boy, infiltrate fag't temple as peter gudboi, kicked out, report to the sith and the jedi that the academy is weak, turn up as myran rider a new identity and kick the shit out of everyone, escape, break down, try to become kyran again and fight 3 weeks of depression before attempting suicide, brought to fag't temple, escape as peter gudboi, freak out into a monster, go inside your own mind and consume the other forms of you, justice, sith, jedi, leaving only you as fun, becoming four beings in one making you capable of shapeshifting, escape to coruscant thanks to a space nun, completely out keikaku randall, put as a prisoner/guest of honour, meet athena and your son, and then you wake upAnd now we're here(cont)
You send a message with your new comm to athena telling her you enjoyed the visit, and flick on the news, before ordering some gungan gyro, and after being told they don't do gyro, sulk.Nothing much on the news, mostly local stuff, though there was a segment calling you and your rebels democractic freedom fighters and rfiends of the republic now.Awesome, just gotta wait till those war criminal charges are dropped and then go home.You hear a knock at the door.>what do
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>>44547016Force damnit now who is it?
>>44547016The hell, why didn't this show on my twitter feeeed aaaaahhhhh>realize I was using the wrong accountOhLemme read
>>44547016Ok so"Come on in, if you are an unexpected assassin come back at 5 because all the others already booked their visits."
"Force damnit, now who is it?""...Housekeeping" "Come on in, if you are an unexpected assassin come back at 5 because all the others already booked their visits.""no hablo englais or the door key"It sounds pretty suspicious, so you open the peephole from a distance, and yep, blaster bolt pierces through and hits the window directly opposite the door.You look at the window and see an assassin in cloaker gear grab their shoulder where the blaster shot hit and fall off.Wow.With enemies like these who needs a bodyguard?Speaking of which, where is your bodyguard?Your eyes cast adrift to the note on the table which probably says she's on break or somethingTerrific.*you open the door with the key and go in* *no you open the door and go in *you shot him* *all the more reason why you should go in and confirm the kill*>what do
>>44547632No you missed. And really I'd run if I were you. Know what happened to the last assassin that interrupted my sleep?
>>44547632"OH NO, I HAVE BEEN HIT IN THE CHEST, I WILL DIE SOON, SOMEBODY HELP ME"Scream like a drama queen and throw some stuff on the floor to make nose. Then hide on the ceiling using the force.
"OH NO, I HAVE BEEN HIT IN THE CHEST, I WILL DIE SOON, SOMEBODY HELP ME"You start throwing things around your room and screaming like a drama queen, and finally force jump and cling to the ceiling.The door opens and two stooges walk in cautiously looking for you, and you close and lock the door with the force silently."So which one of you shot me then?"A shot comes which you dodge"Or missed me anyway"You dodge the next few shots."Really I'd run if I were you. Know what happened to the last assassin that interrupted my sleep? A fate worse than death."They bolt to the door, and when they find they can't open it, fire off all the remaining shots in their blaster at you, pressing the trigger repeatedly in fear even after the mag was empty.One of them drops to their knees and starts praying and the other one is still squeezing the trigger, trying to will another shot out of the useless weapon.>What do now?
>>44547984Tie them up and put them hanging upside down in the other room as a warning.Let some really shitty Space Pop songs playing in that room and turn on the TV on some shitty fetish sex channel, leave them there.
>>44548059Sounds good enough. Also say the first one to talk gets to be set free don't say that they get set free one second before the cops get here.
>>44548099Kek yeah sounds cool
You tie them both up and leave them hanging upside down from the ceiling fan in the other room, and turn on horrid ear burning space pop.They start losing their sanity almost instantly and you inform them "First one to talk gets to leave my room free" but don't inform them that you've called the popo.The one who started praying after a few minutes elects to be the one who talks."I-i-i was in a club and when I left there was a note in my pocket and some credits giving instructions to kill you, and to do it now""Who from?""I-i don't know! I swear! P-please let me go!""What exactly was on the note?""The time in which your bodyguard would be away, and the location of the dead drop""U-underneath your bed!"You look under your bed, and woah, credits under there. By the dust, it looks as if it's been there several months, pretty clever, untraceable to find the employer this way. It also means you've got some pocket money of 10,000 credits."IS that all i'm worth to your employer 10,000?""Will you let me free now?" "Yeah" you say cutting their bindings, and wathching them sprint to the door, and run straight into the police you called.>what do now
>>44548366"Thank you officers, these two broke into my room and started a party, I think they aren't that bad so go easy on them please?"They have suffered enough, we are a merciful god
>>44548366lewd the other captive for information while he is still tied up and upside down.it's purely business so it won't lead you to the dork side :^)
>>44548500In front of the cops?Lewd a dude?Eew
"Thank you officers, these two broke into my room and started a party, I think they aren't that bad so go easy on them please?"They have suffered enough, you're a merciful god"are you sure sir?""Yeah, I think I need to get a little information out of that one first-""Sir we'll handle any interrogations necessary, this is a civilsed planet. not some backwater hellhole, alright?">what do now>>44548500dork side lmao>>44548518yeah, the line i won't cross
>>44548590Your just lucky I don't just kill intruders and where the fuck is my body guard I want two now.
>>44548590"Alright alright""Oh and one of them got spooked by some invisible dude and shot him, but I'm sure it was self defense"
"Alright alright"You look at the two in handcuffs, "You're just lucky I don't just kill intruders" "Thank you god thank you!" One shouts, weirdo"And where the fuck is my body guard I want two now.""We don't know where your bodyguard is sir, this isn't an issue to take up with us."Whatever"Oh and one of them got spooked by some invisible dude and shot him, but I'm sure it was self defense""Invisible dude?""Yeah somebody in a ninja outfit who was crawling on the window""Alright, thanks for the information, we'll be out of your hair now"And with that they're gone.And your bodyguard is back with two icecreams, licking one, and hand extendedd to offer you the other one."Ice cream?">what do/say/spray
>>44548819"Why do I find it suspicious that the assassins sent here knew exactly when you'd leave the room?More importantly..."Ask them eat the icecream they are offering us.
>>44548819No you have both. Also why the fuck did you leave me alone?? And how the hell did two wanna be assassins know when you'd be gone? Really I need another bodyguard. Oh what about that punk chick Kyran full nelson banged?
"Why do I find it suspicious that the assassins sent here knew exactly when you'd leave the room?""Assassins? You were attacked?""Yeah, while my bodyguard was not guarding my body, why the fuck did you leave me alone?""I left you a note that I went to lunch, and it's not my fault they knew, my schedule's on the computer""Schedule?""Yeah, guard you, breaks, jedi business, lots of shit""Who can access it?""All the jedi and all the senate essentially, ice cream?""no, you eat both""thanks" she says devouring both ice creams."Anyway, I need another bodyguard""Well there's replacements for when i have jedi business-""No, my own guard""We aren't gonna stop you from hiring guards if that's what you choose to do"You have 10k, you can go looking around for guards, or go to hit up places you know bounty hunters like that punk chick used to hang out, or space craigslist it, or put it off until later since you have this bodyguard now.>what do
>>44549091Go get a bounty hunter
>>44549091Keep this one, play space poker to pass the time.Tell her if she does a good job you have untold riches to give her a bonus.>>44549197Can we leave the room though?
>>44549215As long as she accompanies you, or you manage to sneak out with a good cover story, then yeah.
>>44549271Oh okay then.
>>44549091steal a nearby speeder and cruise to the nearest cantinathere's a baby ithorian in the backseat and you convince him that you are his mother.
You get on a change of clothes to be a bit more less madman and get going, 10,000 credits, a comm, and your keys being all you possess, you decide to steal a speeder.But while you're looking for which one to steal that you know how to hotwire, your bodyguard roles up in her speeder."Where to?""The nearest cantina"It's a pleasant drive filled with wonders and delights that you planned on putting in Swagooine.Eventually you arrive at a cantina and tell the bodyguard to wait in the speeder while you go in, and she begrudgingly agrees.You walk into the bar, order a shot of space tequila and sit down.Looking around, there's a table with people in hats, another table of people where only one has a hat, one table filled with hooded people, and one with nobody in hats.There's a bulletin board and the bartender tries to strike up small talk as he pours your drink, nothing like the underbelly of this place.>what do
>>44549603>Check the board
Fuck I had a burger from the takeout I ordered I forgot about and now it's soggy and coldfucking rip
>>44549603Talk to bartender than check the board
>>44549723Shit man. Here a pic. Power girl just fer you.
"What are you here for?""Business""Is it a "if i tell you i'll have to kill you" kind of business" he chuckles"Nah, just of a political basis, see ya"You get up drink in hand and check the board.It's mostly about events and happenings in the area but there is a "looking for work" section"I'm dolgun, 22, big fucker, 6'4 200 pounds, grace of a fucking ladybug, available for work""Bounty Hunter looking for semi permanent employment, hand to hand expert, no stranger to the mystic arts, call me""I'm a bounty hunter, my name's brixton, former bouncer, 20 years old, come with sword and gun, ammo spent costs extra">what do?>which names to take?>keep looking>go dance>write in>>44549996why would you do that sleepy?just broke my heart
>>44550070The hand to hand fucker and go dance.Be base you called me Gareth. But in apologies here's one.
>>44550070"I'm dolgun, 22, big fucker, 6'4 200 pounds, grace of a fucking ladybug, available for work""Bounty Hunter looking for semi permanent employment, hand to hand expert, no stranger to the mystic arts, call me""I'm a bounty hunter, my name's brixton, former bouncer, 20 years old, come with sword and gun, ammo spent costs extra"Call all three, ask them for an employer interview. Payment is 5000 upfront for whoever gets the position.
>>44550139lmao nice spoilerbut i'm ill, lost my burger, and you'd do me in like that.cold sleepy, cold.you're lucky i'm a nice guy or i'd get revenge somehow.---You rip the letter written by the hand to hand expert off the wall, pocket it and go dancing.You just can't get enough of this Nautolan music, so lively, and all the lyrics are about fucking.It's great.You dance back over to the bulletin board and copy down the the two remaining numbers, and dance yourself back to the dance floor.Before not too long some girl dances over to you, rather punk looking shaved side haircut, unfortunately she isn't that bounty hunter chick from years ago, this one's a lot younger looking and there's a grey tint to her skin.You dance together for a while, Peter shifting uncomfortably in your head as you do."I'm Elena, and you are?" "The exogorth""Hah, now why would a large meteor dwelling creature need a bounty hunter?""Sorry?""Saw you pull my notice off the board, hand to hand expert? What you need me for anyway?">what do
>>44550365>365power grill all day erry daycheers bruv, forgot AAA did some power girl tings.
>>44550382"Bodyguard assignment, testing starts as soon as I get all three of you in one place, 5K up front"
>>44550382Bodyguard. There's going to be an employer meeting after this.Yeah I'm cold. But you called me Gareth. GARETH! But I'm done. So have this.
>>44550455aww, I knew you loved me really, cheers bruv, sorry about the Gareth ting.---"Bodyguard assignment, testing starts as soon as I get all three of you in one place. 5K up front""5k you say? Hmm, you won't need anybody else" she says waving her hand in front of your face"testing starts as soon as I get all three of you in one place." You repeat."Okay then... You may be stubborn and resist the force, but i'm the only one you need of course" she says green energy flowing off of her fingertips.You black out for a second, with Gazza screaming at you there's weird green shit trying to mess with your brain. "what's going on gazza?" "nothing now myran's handling it" "MUDAMUDAMUDA, TASTE JUSTICE!"You snap back into existence."I'll take the 5k now?">what do
>>44550365Damnit now he's fapping. Is your fault.
>>44550698I only fap while waiting for responses mate.
>>44550691No you'll get the fuck away from me is what's going to happen you ratchet sket!
>>44550691"Dude, I am force master, what are you trying to do? I have killed Darths you know. Are you trying to get rekt? Because this is how you get rekt"
"No you'll get the fuck away from me is what's going to happen you ratchet sket!""W-what? How'd you resist my magick?""Because i'm the force master, i'm Big K, i've killed darths you know""D-darths?!?""Are you trying to get rekt? Because this is how you get rekt""I-i'm sorry," She says, biting her lip, "I really didn't mean to-""Enough, i'll call you for testing with the other two, begone for now"She leaves and goes and sits at the table with everyone in hats, talking to large guys and some other girls.You go back to dancing.>what do
>>44550947Find the other two and get these kids somewhere, take our actual bodyguard with us, she'll help us with the test. It'll go down somewhere with a good amount of space like a basketball court or w/e
>>44550947Call the other two and set up a meeting. Go to Baka's club and see how he is.
>>44551070do you want me to fap or write?thanks though---You call one of the comms and see one of the big guys at her table pick up the phone, so you hang up before they pick up, and phone the other number, to see the other big guy stumble for his comm.So the three are at the bounty hunter's table, and oh look a spare seat.You waltz over with a drink and sit down, bobbing your head to the Nautolan beat."So, you three" The two guys eye you suspiciously, and the mage just looks at her lap, twiddling her thumbs, "I need a bodyguard, 5k up front, need to test and interview you all first, so if you'd like to come with me."Brixton interjects, "What makes you think we need work?""What? Apart from the notices on the bulletin board and the fact you're drinking the cheapest swill in here? Nah, I don't know anything, it's a complete stab in the dark""So maybe we do need work" Dolgun says, "But we ain't cheap-""5k upfront and more can be discussed at a later date""But-""Don't haggle me mister""Watch your ton-" Dolgrin goes to say but the girl slaps him, "What the hell Elena?""Don't start with him, he's dangerous!""Then why does he need a guar-""Because my current guard has breaks and other things on their schedules which an assassin can attack during, like earlier today, so it'd be good to have another. So you coming?"The two guys nod and the three follow you to your car, getting weird looks from the jedi, they sit in the backseats while you sit in the front.>what do now?
Power girl? Pfft
>>44551323Very niceNot like power girl's my only ting, just a nice ting.And if you like gwen and kid wonder woman then definitely check out incongitymous famalam.
>>44551303>Put on Space Twisted Sister>Drive to a basketball court"Alright first, showcase me your abilities, me and jedichick will judge, what's your name by the way jedichick?"
>>44551303Are you still here man? I need mah fix
You put some Twisted Space Sister on the old radio and drive to a local basketball court.You stoll onto the court and interrupt the game by taking the ball and scoring a dunk."Now you see, I want the best of you-""What the fuck you doing? das our ball you pale motherfucker!""Test number 1, solving this problem, without killing anyone" You say dribbling the ball.Brixton leaps in first, grabbing a guy and using him to beat down the rest, Dolgun pulling out a bat which he uses in a fancing style to block and take out attackers non lethally, while Elena is jstu dancing in and around everybody, slicing knee tendons as she bounces everywhere.You pass the ball to jedi chick"What's your name anyway jedi chick?""Adriana""You gonna pass the ball back?""Is that what i'm meant to do""Yes""Okay" she says throwing the ball at you.A minute or two later and all the players are on the groundA blaster shot flies at you to which elena pulls out a saber and deflects back at the guy, and you pelt the basketball into the shot's arc before it hits him.You speed over to Elena grabbing her and lifting her collar."Did I not say no killing? Hmm?"A whole spectrum of emotions bubbles through her eyes, from arousal to "i'm dead" to acceptance of death, you swear you see her life flash before her eyes"Whatever, talk amongst yourselves whilst I grade you." you say dropping her, good timing, since the two bigguns were preparing their blasters for you.You talk to jedichick while listening on their group convo*he's a madman* *that pays well* *but we're a crew* *this guy won't hire a crew it'll make him look weak to his enemies* *then should we scam him* *not an option, he's too good for that* *shall I drop out since I have more money than you two* *no man*Jedichick doesn't know who to pick>what do>>44551732soz for slow typing bub
>>44551778>>44551778No problemo.Can we access our bank account? What is our balance.Also is our apartment still here, huh
>>44551778Play horse ya fukstiks. Also no one said I wouldn't hire a crew. Play the game and see what happens. Make them buy us gyro afterwards.
>>44551845>>44551778Yep, we might hire a crew.But like before, it will all depend on performance.
>>44551833The apartment belonged to the club upstairs which Baka took over after you left to expand his club empire, he kept it as a respect to you but it's nearly been 4 years, so he's had a new engineer lodging in it for now, but it's still yours, like ICY's still there, is he? Did we take ICY to swagooine? i think we did right, like he read out the colours on space twister? ah w/e, he didn't like the desert so flew home to take care of it for your return.Bank accounts were frozen, might be unfrozen but no way to access them. could always contact someone to bring some of your credits, or to ceo's who owe you money to wire some to a new account.writing
>>44551931>ICYWhoWe need a droidbroHK-M4Combination of HK-47 and T3-M4
>>44552009ICY is our service droid from our old apartment, the one that killed a home invader and turned him into a bloody mess?He's an ICY cold killa gangsta droidah
"First thing" They go to stand at attention, "I never said I wouldn't hire a crew"They look a little scared "Listen boss, about the scamming thin-""It doesn't matter, play horse.""...""Well? game on. i'll keep score"5 minutes laterDolgun: H-OElena: H-O-R-SBrixton: never made a shot, horsed out instantly.And dolgun makes his shotAnd Elena just misses hers, becoming a horse aswell.Dolgun wins horse"Very good Dolgun, now let's go get gyros"You drive them to the underbelly to your old gyro stand, and order gyro, and they take a while figuring out what kind they want.When it comes time to pay you look at brixton and elena."The losers pay""But we haven't any mone-""I'll pay" Adriana says, "The least I could do for leaving earli-""Nonsense" Shouts the stand owner, "This one's on me, I came into some money recently""Where?""telling Baka you were here for you, he's sending an escort"You get angry but you know he didn't do it out of spite, like, Baka is a friend.>what do?>>44552009>>44552025yeah, murderous protocol droid, Ice cold killa
>>44552053"Alright, so your entry pay is 3.5K each for trying to scam me, and I'll see about more later. See? I'm a nice guy. Kinda"Go see Baka. We have 5 nigguns, this will go well. Plus Baka is a good broooo, he's the opposite of Randall
From thread 4:You try to feel what's up, there's a person and underneath a droid in your living room, and apart from that you don't detect anything, so you enter and shout "Papa's home!"First things first, your protocol droid speaks to you "terribly sorry sir, but I appear to have gotten stuck in this man when the buzzsaw in my chest malfunctioned after it entered his chest."You look at the man trapped underneath IC-1D, he's wordlessly screaming for help, and just allowing his collapsed lungs to fill with more blood and he drowns looking into your eyes. "oh dear, it happened again didn't it sir""yes it did Icy"
>>44552053Now we get to meet an old aquitance of mine. No running off and no shooting him or I will hurt you for fun. Now no ones getting payed any signing fee for the scam idea.
>>44552237Hey they need at least some incentive for loyalty tho
You check your pockets, and have 9,900 out of 10,000 credits left."Alright, so your entry pay is 3.3k each for even considering scamming me, I should really be paying you nothing, fuck it, singing on fee after you've actually done some work, and we'll see about extra later. See? i'm nice, kinda, when I want to be at least"They nod solemnly and you head to your old apartment, entering, and seeing your old helmet on a large mantle.You take it and put it on, feeling oddly nostalgic, and sit down"What now?" Brixton asks"Now? Now we get to meet an old aquitance of mine. No running off and no shooting him or I will hurt you for fun."He nods.The doorbell rings.You open it."Kyran?""Who wants to know?""Baka's here""Here?""Yes, in the manager's office at the club upstairs""Thought i'd be going to his place""He wants to accomodate you easier"You follow them upstairs and meet with Baka, taking off the helmet and sitting down."Ayyy, Kyran, good to see you my friend, who are these?""Good to see you too Baka, this is my entourage of bodyguards""Bodyguards? Do you need them? even if you're a wanted criminal?""Not really, and i'm not wanted, I surrendered and that jedi is my escort and these three I hired today.""Hmmm, anyway I just wanted to thank you for the uh, insider information, and trading you did with me, and let you know that if you needed anything i'd be here for you">what do
>>44552376"Well right now? Probably all I need is information, if you know of any threats that could be useful. And hey, one hand washes the other, when you need you know which fag't to call eh?"
>>44552376Hey you've always played it straight with me least I could do in return. Besides which without your help I would be the grand fag't now would I? That being said something to drink?
"Well right now? Probably all I need is information""Information on what?""if you know of any threats that could be useful. And hey, one hand washes the other, when you need you know which fag't to call eh?""Fag't?""Naae for people form the force academy I set up"Brixton pipes up "You had a force acade-"You close his hand with the force and make a "zip it" gesture before you release and turn to Baka."As in call me when you need help""Aha, then I believe we can help each other""What's wrong""First I need you to promise you won't get mad""Baka?""Promise?">what do?
>>44552536"Uh sure go ahead. I mean what's the worse that could happen"Point to Brixton."And yes I own academy, just spacegoogle it geez"
"Uh sure go ahead. I mean what's the worse that could happen""So you promise?""No, but you can explain, also did you not think to spacegoogle your new employer?" he shrugs apologetically"Anyway," baka starts, "I'm deep in debt of protection money to a cartel""You?""Shush, and they apparently want you dead""Yes?""Apparently, their last assassin they sent after you got shot and fell, so they're sending another one""Where?""Here""Here?""Yeah, I uhh, sold you out, but hear me out, you want them dead and to not assassinate you, I need them dead, and I have a large pile of credits with your name on it for helping me, since there leader is coming here aswell, win-win-win Kyran my friend"His bodyguards begin stancing up incase you don't take the news well"Before you freak, just know I didn't really sell you out, I sold them out! they're expecting you to be drinking at the bar for a drink i've spiked and they'll attack you in your sleep, so now you know their plan, you can counter it!">what do
>>44552768Baka. Mate. Fuck. That couldn't be the first thing you said? Fucking god damnit. Okay you three get to show your stuff. Kill everyone that attacks even Baka's guys if they get in the way. It'll look better if someone runs agreed Baka?
>>44552768"Alright, I'll agree to it.Boys and girls, you are my backup, once the action starts you'll pick off some of the enemies to ease the burden, I'll take on the main force.Hey Baka, don't play me again right? If your life is on the line just hire me"
"Baka. Mate. Fuck. That couldn't be the first thing you said? Fucking god damnit. Okay you three get to show your stuff. Kill everyone that attacks even Baka's guys if they get in the way. It'll look better if someone runs agreed Baka?""Y-yes Kyran, it would""One more thing Baka, don't play me again right? If your life is on the line just hire me" You say applying a force chokeHis bodyguard are about to spring into action but he holds up his hand to stop them"Of c-cours k-kyran"You release the choke"Boys and Girls, it's go time" You say heading to the main bar areaYou see the obvious leader type with 4 bodyguards of his own, all force sensitive you feel, with about 15 soldiers, clearing the dance floor, trying to look for you since you aren't at the bar where you should've been.>what do
>>44552956go to the bar and order a drink, then start a bar fight with some random big guy to get messy"HEEEY YE SPEET ON ME DRINK"
Rolled 1 (1d6)You trounce up to the bar and order a drink leaving your entourage behind.You order a drink and start on the big guy next to you minding his own business"What the fuck are you looking at you big cunt?""Sorry, it's my eyes, people always think i'm looking at them"You pour a bit of your own drink on yourself, before taking a sip."Look ya spilled ma fuckin drink ya bastahd""Wow, really?" He grabs a sip of your drink and then throws it in your face, "Looks like I spilled mooore-DOOF" He says before passing out and hitting his head on the counter.Oh yeah, roofied.(cont)
You open your eyes and sit up on a purple couch to see Peter and Myran playing a game of snap"SNAP OF JUSTICE""Myran my hand was there first""BUT I HIT HARDER, SO MY HAND IT GOES TO""Eehh, ok, wonder where gazza ran off too?""PROBABLY NEFARIOUS EVILDOER DEEDS">what do?>chat (with who?)>reality (1d100)>imagine a pimp hat on yourself>write in
>>44553203>reality (1d100)>ask"Hey think we an genderbend while in here? I always wanted to try fucking myself. Anyway, tata gotta save our body!"
>>44553203What>snap out of it>kh face
Rolled 83 (1d100)>>44553203>>reality (1d100)But first>>imagine a pimp hat on yourselfAll part of the plan.
Rolled 52 (1d100)>>44553250>>44553203Fuck, and dice.
>>44553251Yes be a squid
>>44553181>they're expecting you to be drinking at the bar for a drink i've spiked>go to the bar and order a drink,topkek indeed, this wasn't even a keikaku,
Rolled 72 (1d100)>>44553251>>44553277Dice not working with caps? Damn you.Squid time.
Rolled 93 (1d100)>>44553282That was my plan actually, just didn't expect him to throw it at our face, but it's k we gon live>>44553293>tfw no squid waifu
You imagine a pimp hat on yourself, yeah, you planned this."Oh Kyran's awake""HOW FARES THINGS LITTLE BRO?""Just fine, say, you think I can genderbend myself in here? i've always wanted to fuck myself"peter laughs, "is that all you think about? and no, there's no real creation or sentience here apart from us four, and as nice as i am i'm not becoming a female you for you to screw""Ah well, anyway what's go-"you hear gazza's voice thunder around in what you can only assume is what you sound like when talking to these guys"Sup you 2 nerds, some person just tried to stab me in the back of my head so i judo threw him through the bar, and shoved his lightsaber down his throat before taking his comm. might go meet his girl later-""Hi Gazza" you say"... Look Kyran, i'm having lots of fun here okay, just give me like another hour to kill the rest of these guys and bang dat gash in your squad""Gazza""half an hour?""That's it"You force yourself back into your body, having a short confrontation physically with gaza's spirit before he sadly but willingly allows himself to be consumed back in.You awake on the battlefield with a red saber, blood all over your armour, and some horrfied looks surrounding you.And you're really dizzy, fuck.You're swaying everywhere, hardly avoiding saber clashes.Perhaps you should've left Gazza to deal with it.>what do now?>>44553310nice planand tfw no squid waifu in dem shorts ready to receive your ink
>>44553493Weeeeeee!!!! Are you guys done yet??
Rolled 82 (1d100)>>44553493Uh"Ass-fuckers, Assemble!" Get our team to gather around us and rush the assassin's leader while they rush the guys protecting him.
Rolled 6 (1d6)"Wheeeee, are you guys done yet?"Dolgun caves in someone's head with his bat and shoots someone with his blaster, before shouting yeah, as Brixton kicks through someone's kneecap and Elena keeps close to you."Alright then, ass fuckers, assemble!" You shout as they form on you, sprinting as a unit towards the oppositionThey engage the bodyguards as you engage the man, driving a saber right through him, but being too drunk to stop your momentum, carry on through and faceplant the wall.You drift into unconscious, but each member of your team, including the non force sensitives of Dolgun and Brixton are holding their own against force sensitives.Did Dolgun's bat just repel a lightsaber? Woah(cont)
>>44553813>>44553831Oh fuckAnd damn, is that Bat Man? Or rather, the Bat Guy from One Punch Man?
You look down to see Kyran sleeping. Looking behind you, Peter shrieks while being noogied, as the TV blares distractingly.You check your and the hands fly off and point at you.You guess it's justice time, or more specifically, Myran O'clock.damn it feels good to be in a body again, a little frailer than your own, but still. a good conduit for justice.You drop the You see Elena about to get hit and rush in the way grabbing the saber."What!?!""JUSTICE HALTS EVIL WRONGDOER" You say pulling the saber forward oer your left shoulder, bring their face careening into your elbow, before swinging them around flying into brixton's opponent.You 180 and super kick Dolgun's opponent, allowing the distraction for his bat to cave their skull in.You see Adriana's opponent pull a blaster mid clash and fire a shot, so you pull her out of the way and dash in to combat yourself."You think you can stop me? Nothing stops us-""JUSTICE STOPS FOR NO MAN" you say dodging under his swing, unloading a punch into his side."Argh, i'm no man, I'm perfection incarnate!""PRACTICE DOESN'T MAKE PERFECT, JUSTICE DOES, ZA WARUDO!" You shout going into a force speed so fast that the only thing's that move are you, his eyes, and the bit of blood dripping from his mouth"MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA" You shout unloading about 30 fists into the guy's side and abdomen, before you unfreeze, and double punch through the cloud of blood he vomits out right into his forehead, leaving the JUST ICE!" imprinted on his head from the knuckle dusters.Well, that went well.>what do
>>44553956He used to be a star in a sport that was essentially baseball dodgeball with a constantly essentially supernova'ing mini star, and when he quit, he took/stole his trusty Phrik bat with him.
>>44554111"You check your and the hands"Fucking hell "You check your watch""You drop the"Fuck me, "you drop the disgusting red saber.also check em
>>44554173Checked singles.>>44554135Oooh phrik bat, nice.>>44554111Jesus Christ. Wipe your hands and call your companions of justice to you, go see with Baka if that was all the evil doers that came to harm Kyran.
>>44554221meant the myran trips of justice to check, you bully :'(
>>44554280S-sorry, nice 111 stubs
>>44553493>tfw no squid waifu in dem shorts ready to receive your ink
>>44554312Do you want me to fap or write? >>44554310Thanks brah
>>44554338Why not do both?
>>44554111Yes but can he POSE!?!?
>>44554434>dat puffy vulva
>>44554389You've seen how slow my lewd posts are to write, you want that for every post?>>44554434>>445544678===> ~ ~ ~>>44554469>>44554507Puffy vulva squad representin' babyyyy---You wipe your hands of the blood and puff your chest, spinning your arm around into a pose."COMPANIONS OF JUSTICE, TO ME!" Kyran's bodyguards reluctantly group up on you, and you head up to Baka's office."BAKA, WE HAVE REMOVED THE THREAT TO YOU, NOW TELL ME, IS THAT ALL THE EVILDOERS WHO WISH TO HARM KYRAN?""...Well, that was their elader wiped out, but they weren't after you-""AFTER KYRAN YOU MEAN""...Yes, they weren't after... Him, they were probably paid to do it""BY WHOM?""I don't know, maybe if you find that assassin who got shot you could interrogate her""THEN THAT SHALL BE MY AI-" "Myran""Are you okay? You just froze up." Elena asks"WHAT? I'M FIN-" "Get back in my head Myran" "BUT THERE'S JSUTICE TO DISPENSE" "There's justice to dispense on you if you don't give my stolen body back"You wake up, still a bit dizzy, as Kyran"Sorry rudegyals and rudebois""What the fuck Kyran?" Brixton asks"My soul split into like four or summat, I really don't know either,""..." all around"Anyway Baka, I think I was promised compensation""I... Don't have it.""Baka""I-i-i can get it! Plus the watch the leader always wears is worth 30,000 credits easy! Plus the lightsabers gained? You've net profited to the stars my friend!""I want what's owed baka""And you'll get it, just not right now, come to my main club at some point in the future, for now i'm busy dispatching cleaners, please">what do
>>44554599"Eh whatever, Baka. You'll owe me one, and that's all. And hire a better accountant, why do you get in debt anyway? Fuck man."Go find the assassin to interrogate.
>>44554691>>44554599Oh and loot these cunts of course.
>>44554723I always auto assume loot.Only a sucka doesn't accept free shit.
>>44554737Never trust a being which doesn't loot their fallen enemies.Of stuff in general.
>>44554778Word---"Eh whatever, Baka. You'll owe me one, and that's all.""I-i understan-""And hire a better accountant, why do you get in debt anyway? Fuck man.""I-it was these guys! Draining me dry!""Whatever man"You head out and begin looting.6 red lightsabers, 1 ornate black lightsaber, a Brolex watch worth at least 30,000 credits which you put on, a holopad with the location of their compound.You head there and waltz in, seeing the assassin looking down as she's re dressing her wound by herself on her bed.She glances up seeing the shine of the brolex"Took you guys long enough, see I told you sir, even Kyran Ollis isn't strong enough for a former Darth like your self. Easy money, who cares we don't know who left the money for us" She says before looking up into your eyes, smiling like a madman.Tears start falling and she says nothing.She merely nods and closes her eyes, before hanging her head, waiting for the metaphorical executioner's blade>what do
Rolled 57 (1d100)>>44554920Pat her head"You are one dumb motherfucker. Show me what you've got"Start posing fabulously, everyone else is the judges
Rolled 86 (1d100)>>44554920This>>44554958But no head pats. They are for Al. And kids.
we need an archive for this.
Rolled 84 (1d100)>>44554958Yeah>>44554990This, no pats.
Rolled 77 (1d100)>>44554990The joke is that she is dumb like a younglingHe is using her as a headproxy for Al since he misses headpatting
Rolled 15 (1d100)>>44555023>>44554990>>44554958for asssins girl roll :)
>>44555017I'll archive it later when we're further in so the description will be better.
>>44555073I just realized we can finally do a mental foursome like I had suggested many threads ago.
>>44555124Yeah...Was gonna surprise whoever recommended it with a visit to the stone when Vi gets here, but ya figured it out brah.Also very nice>>44555023Also very nice ---"You are one dumb motherfucker. Show me what you've got"She lowers her head even more and opens her suit to reveal her rack, about a C cup."I meant item wise you idiot" You consider headpatting this mongoloid, but that's reserved for... her, and kids, so with your raised hand, you just strike a pose.She zips them back away and pulls out her purse, 600 creds."Is this it? You better pray there's more here""There... There... *SNIFF* There's a safe there, combination is-"You force pull the safe towards you and rip the door off.50,000 credits."More like it, this isn't everything that's here though is it?""Pl-please, I can-""Your entire gang is dead, do you want to end up the same?" The Jedi is getting a little anxious, her normally emotionless face giving way to worry.She starts unzipping again "This is all I have lef-""Liar, what are you hiding?""...Egg box, top cupboard"You open the box and inside is a Krayt dragon pearl, valuable, a good lightsaber enhancing or wallet enhancing tool."What else?""N-now I truly have nothing left, i-i-i put everything into this gang with him!" She shouts at you before literally clasping her hand over her mouth>what do
>>44555288"Him who? Look, I won't kill you. The world needs more dumbasses. Fuck I'd even have you follow us around as a bullet sh... as a bodyguard. Just fucking tell me what I want to know and nobody else has to die.Except maybe your employer"
>>44555288So unless ya want a Wookie rave party who's him?
"So unless ya want a Wookie rave party who's him?""T-the man who owned the watch you wear" She says, tears starting pick up pace.Fucking hell, your head's starting to hurt from the annoyances that Peter is making you feel"Look, I won't kill you. The world needs more dumb-asses.""Y-y-you won't?""No, fuck I'd even have you follow us around as a bullet sh... as a bodyguard. Just fucking tell me what I want to know and nobody else has to die.""You wish me to pledge my services to you? And nobody else?""Except maybe your employer""I-i don't know who our employer was""Are you lying to me again-""H-Honestly! Only the leader knew who it was! he said it was a hutt""A name?""N-no, even he didn't know. W-we don't ask questions here, perhaps we should've this time...">what do now
>>44555551Time to go speak to Baka and Randall.
Rolled 87 (1d100)>>44555551Nearly hexas/sixths, jeez"Alright then. Yeah pledge to serve me, whatever, I need more hands on deck for MY INVINCIBLE ARMY this shit. Let's go back to Baka and see what his Hutt-net can get us"Oh and for no reason: grope a feel, grade her butt from 1 to Power Girl and write it down.
>>44555551kinda sad how close I was to getting sextuplets then, psh, kmt, smfh.---"Alright then. Yeah pledge to serve me, whatever, I need more hands on deck for this shit." You need to replenish you INVINCIBLE ARMYThe tears turn to happy tears and she springs up bowing to you"I, Alicia Darkblade" Ha, what kind of name is that? "Pledge myself as forever property of Kyran Ollis. I am yours to command... Master""Looking over her bowing you see her ass poking in the air."Strip""Wha?""I want to see what i'm working with"She strips and you pull her into you, grabbing around on her ass."Aahn?!?"Wow, perky with good lift, but really nice sized, firm, but loose enough to get good squeezings off on, and it compliments the skinny girl childbirthing hips really wellShe rests her chin on your shoulder, moaning lightly as you knead and explore, before "wha"'ing again when you release and step back, leaving her confused and wanting.oh yeah, wonder what happened to the prisoner you took over a month ago? Who knows now."Alright, get dressed into something less S&M, we're heading out"You note down loudly "From 1 to 10, her ass was an easy high 8, top percentile booty"You leave her and Elena tomato faced and call Baka."Kyran my frie-""Ahutt ordered the kill, you have access to the hutt net, which one?""Now now kyran, this isn't something i can just sa-"You focus on where you remember him being in time and space and grasp, hearing a glass explode from pressure everywhere"Ah, Fuck! Okay okay, it says here that it was Grada the Hutt, korriban, interfered with his profits by stopping the republic invasion apparently.""Thanks Baka""this cancels out some of our de-"You hang up cutting him offYou tunr around and, pfft, darkblade, is in a school girl outfit"Seriously?""I-i don't just kill you know! And I don't intend to kill forever!""Tone""...Sorry master">what do now
>>44555975So who's up for s trip to Korriban? Wait I think I'm still under arrest. Jedi lady am I?
>>44555975"School girl outfit suits the name at least.""C'mon troop let's move out back to the apartment, any of you any good with cyberwarfare and all that nerd jazz?"
>>44556029I was thinking of finding his location through the spacenet and sending a squadron of assassins/kyran fangirls-boys on his ass, probs with our unfrozen accounts if we get'em. Or his own funds, that'd be even funnier
>>44556070his own as in divert Grada's account into an assassin fund to put a hit on Grada himself*people need to know this isn't just any motherfucker they fuckin' with
"School girl outfit suits the name at least.""W-what do you mean by that??""nothing, anyway, C'mon troop let's move out back to the apartment"You get home after you put alicia in the trunk of the 5 seater and go in"...""Hello, i'm Kyran""...Roger, your replacement""Ah, good to meet you Roger!""...likewise"Well that was awkward."So who's up for s trip to Korriban? Wait I think I'm still under arrest. Jedi lady am I?""Yes, but I respect you so i'm letting you know it's my job to report what you do, so I will leave the room while you make plans" she says departing."Any of you any good with cyberwarfare and all that nerd jazz?"Brixton clears his throat, "It's why i'm in hiding and living a shit life""Fantastic! I want you to access grada's accounts""...Why?""Because" You say flicking the telly on2 hours laterThe girls are asleep on the sofa next to you, jedi chick is asleep in another room, Dulgon is polishing his bat, Peter is laughing hysterically at this unfunny comedian pissing off three people.Brixton comes in"Finally done, fucking firewall of the gods""Fantastic!"You phone up Baka"I need you to get in contact with people you know on korriban to assassinate Grada""Kyran, I really don't want to get invol-""I'm wiring you 75k, don't be cheap and get shit bounty hunters either""Of coursh""Oh yeah, get them to metaphorically and lyrically salt him, and write "don't fuck with me" in salt on the ground"Fiesty, consider it done"You smile, no one fucks with the exogorthBrixton and Dulgon look at each other a bit odd, and you throw Brixton a wad of creds."The 10k starting fee for you three, more on the way soon">what do now
>>44556290Go back to the senate gotta be at least somewhat respectable or something. What I mean is. Fuck with Randall even more by dressing in a nice suit and tie provided by the Jedi lady. Which is her new name. Nope is Jedi lady.
Rolled 33 (1d100)>>44556290>>44556324Sure can we go legally in there?Just sit there, dressed like a gent, greet the senators, sip some tea. And wink at Randall every 5 minutes while smelling your tea and staring deeply into his soul.Like pic related.Politics is all mind games brovski
>>44556290lyrically is meant to be literallydamnno spitting fire at the hutt, only burning him alive, psh.
Rolled 215 (1d1000)>>44556359Yes yes we can. You know why? Defending ourselves from any slanderous lies from Randall himself. Our new bodyguards are just to make sure we don't go too far. How'd we get them? They helped us take down assassins from another Hutt on Korriban who lost money when they didn't invade swagooine.
Rolled 49 (1d100)>>44556433Kek, okay, meet and greet then.
You wake your bitches and head back to the senate quarters, getting dressed in a nice suit and wander the halls, introducing yourself to senators of all races and creeds.They're all polite, even the ones you can tell are blatantly against you.You head to your frisbee to find it's been locked off since it's not used, bugger, but fortunately Athena drops by and invites you into her frisbee upon learning the news.You take a seat with your entourage, and help yourself to Athena's tea. very nice, fancy teacup and all.You eye Randall's seat from your seat, piercing his soul from across teh room.When it finally comes his time to talk, he doesn't even discuss the issue of you or your planet, merely on funds for the war effort, however his speech is cut short when an advisor whispers something into his ear."What? Grada? if the honourable senators would excuse me I have business elsewhere""You may be excused" The chancellor statesAs he frisbees away, he spares a glance back to you and you wink at him, and he rapidly turns away, frisbeeing at top speed.>What do now?>bring something else to the floor?>just watch>chat (with who?)>write in
>>44556433a 215? wow, you ascend to godhood, quest over.lmao
>>44556538The revolution spreading death and disorganized the on my planet must be stopped. Please send help and a message from me.
Rolled 913994 (1d1000000)>>44556662Satan!!
Rolled 330 (1d666)>>44556538>just watch>chat with Athena about current issues in the Republic, see what's what>>44556662We could propose to them that they send a message to them of our own to make a ceasefire until we return and until the elections are held.Also we should check on that schedule.>>44556682Nice roll
You chat with Athena asking about the current issues in the republic, and she just sighs."Money, corruption, citizens will start going hungry if the politicians keep taking what doesn't belong to them or taking it to spend on more military"Huh.You watch and wait till the end when they ask for any more points, and stand."The revolution spreading death and disorganized the on my planet must be stopped. Please send help and a message from me."The chancellor sighs, "Mr Ollis, I assure you everything is taken care of, a ceasefire has been drawn, your situation has been relayed, and this whole thing will be something to laugh about in no time, for now, try not to get into trouble. Senate adjourned"You thank Athena for the tea and head back to your room, jumping on your bed, putting your music back on, and staring up at the ceiling.>what do now?>>44556682nice
>>44556780Buy a par of man-size shoes and have Darkblade dance for us while wearing them.Then set a meeting with Athena and take our kids to play with our actual kid.
>>44556780Think about al and start bating. Be surprised as shit when she bursts into the room with Kj.
You call Alicia in and make her strip, and she does so.You then make her put on a pair of oversized shoes you found and make her dance awkwardly to the very lewd lyrics.that's fun for 10 or so minutes, with her getting redder over time.You call her closer, and sit her on the edge of the bed, leaning down, she closes her eyes, and you pull the shoes off.Black nail polish, ha."Alright, now get dressed and get out"She's so confused and hurt, but she leaves.Your thoughts go adrift to Al in the maid outfit singing and you feel yourself growing, but you're not in the mood for anyone right now, so you start baiting, but it's been so long since you've done it, you've forgotten how.You try for fifteen minutes before you give up and comm athena, scheduling a meet with your son tomorrow, and fall asleep, thinking of life.You dream of buring marshmallows.When you wake, you see Wulf's face, flying across the room after a solid baseball bat hit with Dolgun.There's centuries worth of hubhub going on outside the room and the humm of sabers is all too loud right now.>what do
>>44557002>Jump into the room and shout"STOP FIGHTING YOU FAGGOTS, I swear if anyone is injured I'll... Oh hi everyone."
>>44557002What the fucks going on out here? Walk in completely oblivious to the exogorth damn near winking at Al.Though to be honest I was half expecting Gareth.
>>44557069>tfw waifu can't handle the need for a harem
>>44557099Because harems are shit. And now I want a milkshake.
The fuck is going on?You leap out of bed into the hallway you saw Wulf's face flying from and scream"STOP FIGHTING YOU FAGGOTS, I swear if anyone is injured i'll-"Everyone freezes, just staring at you mid head lock, the receptionist covering the eyes of a dark red child as she pretends to cover her own eyes, Brixton chuckles at the top hat and monocle tattoo above the beast, KJ is gawping astounded at the fact you aren't a prisoner in the sense they were messaged, and Al just looks worried.You can't tell Wulf's expression since his face is on the wall, but the reforming face on his unconscious form seems to be in pain"...Oh, hi everyone."You hear the thuds of jackboots and say "Quickly everyone inside" before putting away the exogorth and shoving everyone in.You stick your head out of the doorway and when the soldiers arrive tell them that you were just partying too heavy, and that's wine not blood, and that's not a face on the wall, it's a decoration.You close the door and then turn around.Wulf's revived now and everyone's just looking at each other odd, ready to launch at each other's throats again if need be.>what do
>>44557179Okay so introductions are in order. This guys are fag'ts. And those guys are hired bodygairds. Now play nice or get invited to a Wookie rave party.
>>44557130>playing as Kyran>harems are shitWhere have you been for the entirety of the last 12 threads?>>44557179Explain who each group is. Ask why our comrades are here.
>>44557219tbf a harem implies a certain fixed number, not jumping planet to planet in search of new poon every day.but waifu could handle a harem eventually, either through good rolls, write ins, and time, or through cocksleeving some of her resistance away.Possible, but either way changes who she is or is really hard.But I did say splitting yourself into four needed at least a dc of 80 to not just kill yourself so who knows how my mind will change again.
>>44557269I don't even mean a strict sense harem, I just mean Kyran is the type of guy who wants to be free to spread his gene pool all over the place.And keep "pets" (Vi, Darkblade, etc)
>>44557285>>44557269As in married but not strictly monogamic* (tm)I mean one of his skills is extracting information or convincing people through use of his dong, can you see that guy in a strictly monogamic nuclear relationship? >changes who she isHey man, it's not about changing personalities, but views. tfw physically incapable of writing shit down properly in one post
>>44557285>>44557366True enough.Yeah, Al won't ever put up with that either, at least right nowjust wrote out half a post on phone due to internet dropping but it's back so writing it on here now
"Okay so introductions are in order. These guys are fag'ts. friends, academy members, family."Brixton waves at them."And those guys are hired bodyguards, a senate appointed bodyguard, and a ninja sworn in service to me."KJ waves at your group."Now play nice or get invited to a Wookie rave party."Brixton laughs, "What's so bad about a wookie rave part-OWW""That's what's bad about a wookie rave party.""Arhh, fairdoes" Brixton sighs"Anyway" You start, "What are you lot doing here?"KJ rises to his feet "We heard you were imprisoned and we came to bust you out!""I agreed to this, there's pending charges on me that are being removed while I wait out here""But why?""Swagooine is going to be a democratic independent system, with me stepping down, it was the only way to out maneuver that slug Randall""Damn, after everything you di-""I know what I did KJ, I did it!""Don't snap at me because of your mental problems Kyran!" He says as your eyes linger on Al just a little too long"You guys are my mental problems, i've been just fine here!""Say that again">what do
Rolled 49 (1d100)>>44557463"Said I you mental are problems guy"have a seizure
>>44557486Are you weedanon/did you stroke out, or is that meant to be retard speak?
>>44557463"Stop pressuring me daaad, I'm just doing the right thing, power to the people and all that bullshit. It's not like the academy is gonna end or anything, and even if I were to step down from that KJ is more than capable of leading it by now.">>44557498Nope just fucking around to buy time to think of something to say.
>>44557463I said I had mental problems and your a guy. Blink rapidly. I don't feel good so can we all pick thi up tomorrow? After breakfast and no fights preferably.
>>44557533Aha, fair enough blud.
"Said I you mental are problems guy" You say having a mini mock seizure, "I said I had mental problems and you're a guy, what else is there to say?"He gets real up in your face, forehead to forehead, nose to nose, "How about fucking sorry?"You push him off with your head Calm the fuck down Daaaaaaaad, i'm just doing the right thing by the people""What about the right thing by us?""It's not like the academy is gonna end or anything, and even if I were to step down from that you're more than capable of leading it by now.""I don't mean that, refusing help, breaking out, fighting us, not saying where you were going, abandoning all we worked for-""I'm not abandoning anything alright! I'm doing only what must be done"You feel weird"Now begone all of you, I don't feel well, go sleep in whatever ship you flew here in and we'll meet for breakfast tomorrow"The fag'ts leave except for AlYou raise you arm "What part about all did you begone did you not understand?"She grabs your hand and pats herself on the head with it"I-i hope you feel better, good to see you fine Kyran""...Whatever"She leaves. brixton goes for fresh air. dulgon is guarding the hall with adriana. elena is in the bathroom. alicia is sitting down.You throw yourself onto your pillow face first.God damnit, why did she have to wear a miniskirt like that? You're practically digging a trench in this memory foam mattress, and you're head is killing you.>what do now?
>>44557697Go inside your mind and play poker with you's, then talk about the current issues Kyran faces.
>>44557697Meditate and figure out why your head hurts.
You blank out and find yourself inside your mind."Who's turn is it now?" "PETEY'S" "Well, he's not here, so, seeya chump!" Gazza shouts 180'ing and sprinting directly into you"Uhh, hi Kyra, I was just-""You lads up for poker?""Uhh, yeah!"You play poker with them, and though they are you, you aren't them, and they completely outplay and predict you.Last hand of the game you all all in but you don't look at your cards making them regret their action, and oh look, in your world the cards happened to be the best possible hand, how convenient."So where's peter?""Migraine.""Really? Because my head feels really weird""So do ours, probably that girl""Yeah, but that doesn't explain why he's the only one out of it""Well, he got progressively worse the angrier you got, but he only really went to head clutching after you used the Wookie Rave party, and got even more worse over the period of shouting, kicking people out and blanking our waifu.""Our waifu?""Yes, OUR waifu""Ah, have you guys been fine mostly""JUSTICE HAS BEEN DISPENSED OVER AND OVER SO I AM JUST GRAND BRONII-CHAN""And you gazza?""I puked twice when you had that family time and when you spared that girl with no real punishment, and I get restless when you deny your emotions, but that's about it. being in your body was really fun though,a dn that kept me fine for a while.""I see""You'll probably feel better when Peter does because watch this" He says punching Myran, bruising your jaw, "we're all linked""Ah""Well fuck off then, me and myran have shows to watch""IT SHALL BE MOST ENJOYABLE"You're kicked out and just fall asleep.You wake up with Alicia spooning you from behind, you think of waking her to ask why, but you can feel the answer will be "bodyguarding the behind of your body master", you just feel it.>what do now
>>44557879Kick her off and get breakfast.
>>44557879Oh great so your only choice is monogamy with someone who didn't believe when you said you'd be monogamous, otherwise you'll have crippling migraines.Get up and grab a soda. Go to the varanda (because of course there is a varanda) and sip on it while looking up to the stars, all brooding and shit, so emotional (see Gazza we can do that) because well, yeah you do feel like shit right now.This isn't fun, to feel like shit. Maybe you should do something about it? Good idea Kyran. Thanks Kyran. OkThen send a comm to KJ to meet you wherever.
>>44557944>otherwise you'll have crippling migraines.Not exactamundo raymundoYour head only feels weird, peter's in a migraine, mostly because of the anger and complete rejection of your friends and wookie rave party, not for not bowing down and accepting al's terms, to be clear about it.
>>44558017So he's more concerned with being a jerkwad? Makes sense.
You feel a lot less stressed than yesterday, only because the crusty hand around your donger shows you've been tugged off in your sleep."Get off me you ratchet sket!" You shout throwing her out of bed onto the hardwood floor, damn.She sulks there while you head out to the varanda and have a smoke, and start brooding, throwing shit around, making a real mess of the shit, but eventually calming to look at the sunrise.So peter's not concerned with being a jerkwad, gazza doesn't like us acting non sith like, and Myran likes actions to have consequences.You guess your headache was from the lack of fun then, aswell as everyone else feeling weird.Right now, you feel as if you're two thirds of you, and they're about a ninth each, so even if one died, it wouldn't affect you too heavily.Everyone seems fine this morning except for a slight pain when you just threw Alicia to the ground, but your regret at cold treatment seems to have worked for both him and gazza.You text KJ to meet you at a breakfast place near the spaceport you noticed running through the street like a madman not too long ago.You have an hour free times before you need to start getting ready and then leaving, and then two hours free time after that before your playdate with Junior.>what do now
>>44558082Get cleaned up. Ask Athena to tape the council session if we or swagooine get mentioned.
>>44558082Ugh, let Pete do something he'd do. Like help old ladies struggling with luggage. Kids who lost their cats. All kinds of mr. nice guyJUST THIS ONCE OKAY PETE? Just so you don't die.>>44557937I think treating the chick like we're some abusive boyfriend might be part of Pete's problem then.Specially considering Kyan's background history.
>>44558127No it's more what the fuck is she doing in our bed? Why is she in our bed?
>>44558180True, but we're frequently treating her like that and calling her names.Same for all the allies, employees and friends. And while that's fine for banter maybe Kyran needs to chill on mistreating them? Even if he is a bit of a dick, maybe in the long run he'll feel better if he isn't as much a dick to those who surround him and are part of his "gang".
>>44558205I get that but Kyran is at most 20 yeah? Not being a dick is hard for a lot of guys especially barely outta your teens. Fuck I'm still an asshole to a lot of my friends and family and I'm damn near 30.
Rolled 428 (1d666)>>44558249Okay sure, I'm just saying. I mean you want to do the waifu schtick don't you? I'm against it because I think it goes opposite to the Ky's fun concept, BUT if you want to do it he needs to go all the way from whiny edgy asshole teen into actual man who is only an ass to people who actually deserve to be assed.Also I'm gonna summon Satan because everybody knows Satan is the most balanced being in the universe
You message athena asking if the ting's still on later, and tell her to record anything in the senate meeting about you or swagooine.You get cleaned up and dressed and let Peter in telling him he has an hour to do what he wants."why peter though? i'd like some time up there" "too bad" "is this about that sket"Peter interjects "Sticks and stones break bones which heal, but words make wounds which never seal" "God you're such a faggot petey, it's just banter, jsut a little bit of fun" "not too her, not too them" You interject this time "petey, if you couldn't see how wet that treatment gets her than i might need to go for an eyetest" "HE'S GONNA NEED A WHOLE SQUADRON OF FIREMEN TO GET JUSTICE ON THAT BURN""whatever guys"He goes around helping the elder senators carry things, picking up litter, climbs a tree to retrieve a kitty for a child, does a nice drawing of the sun and the moon, and then you inform him time's up, he sighs but thanks you for the time, and you jump back in.Anyway, breakfast time.Alicia tries to submit herself to punishment for her trespasses but you just inform her to get dressed since it's meal time.You arrive at the restaurant and sit down with your entourage to find KJ there with your other entourage, with an entertained looking muscle tits who keeps touching your leg under the table, and a rather angry looking Vi.>what do>>44558249wargwarn popsanyway, kyran's 20 in like 2 weeks, not that he's kept track of time in between all the hyperspace and comas.
>>44558275So how many people live in your heads? I've got about four or five.Yeah and get the damn dantooine immigrants offa my lawn and get me my scotch!!
>>44558275"Alright so I've decided to submit myself to an asylum in the outer rim where I'll be treated by the best physicians in the galaxy.""PSYCHE! I don't really know what I want to do. I left becase I wasn't having fun anymore, just pain and well, your pain too. I decided to run, but I also felt the need to give something back. Coming here and ending the war was... my way of saying I still give a shit? Probably.Anyway I have multiple split personalities, and I'm not getting rid of them. I don't even know if counts as me when they do things, does it legally? But I digress.Yeeeah I am sorry for causing distress, but I did what crazy me thought I had to do to restore the balance of my fun and life.And yet I still feel as unbalanced as ever. So, what did you guys come here to tell me? You can take turns, I'll handle it.Also please stop touching me, you're scaring Peter, he is like really scared right now."
"Alright so I've decided to submit myself to an asylum in the outer rim where I'll be treated by the best physicians in the galaxy."They all except muscle tits eye you like you're insane"PSYCHE! I don't really know what I want to do. I left becase I wasn't having fun anymore, just pain and well, your pain too. I decided to run, but I also felt the need to give something back. Coming here and ending the war was... my way of saying I still give a shit? Probably."Sheulk laughs, "So what about those people in your head I can sense conflicting with you?" She says to a chorus of weird looks, "From one person hearing voices to another that can't be easy"You sigh, "Yeah it's not been eas- Oh my fucking days he never fucking acts out on his emotions, like the last time I had poon was when he sold himself, there's 7 bangable gashes in the vicinity yet-"You close your mouth with your hand but it's moved "AND HE NEVER DISPENSES JUSTICE EITH-"You close your mouth again and muscletits laughs in hysterics, "You need help""I don't, yeah there's a split in me, but i'm not getting rid of them. they're all me, but I digress.I'm sorry for what I did, for causing distress in my actions, but I still feel unbalanced as ever, though i'm still willing to listen to whatever you guys need to tell me, also please stop touching me under the table, Peter's really scared, like, reaaallly scared""Well" says KJ, "How long's this been going on?""Since that night I went missing, I just didn't want to be KJ anymore, so I wasn't, and I wanted to be myself again but I just couldn't""So you tried to kill yourself, after everything we've done""a lot of things happened""I'm sure they did""Who else has something to s-""They all have something to say, just privately, meet with them one on one, personally, not distant like a robot here""Chill the fuck out KJ""Whatever"You eat breakfast and then the groups split up"You're still not gon' fug?" "Shut up gazza" >what do now?
>>44558312take your meds gramps, there's nobody on the lawn
>>44558461Sheulkhow many are in your head? And how do you deal with the pain?>>44558472Ferk yer meds boy! Git me my scotch afore I tan yer hide!
>>44558461Send a comm to Al "I'm gonna talk to you last because I really want to be 100% focused on our talk when I get to it, if you're okay with that".Go on, start with whoever is closest.Who is even here anyway? All the gang? Like, did they miss anyone or what?KJAlViWulfSheulkGarethReceptionist-sanAm I missing anyone? Did I include anyone by mistake?
>>44558492Gareth's got police business, but literally everyone is here.Wulf's on the ship looking at that redhead folder you sent him eons ago
>>44558521Kek good, he is making good use of it then.I guess we are doing Sheulkie first, for advice and deeptalks.Man I wonder what happened to the mandos.
You turn from your groups breakfast table to their groups table"Hey Sheulk, how many people are in your head? And how do you deal with the pain?"She looks at you weird"I was just on about metaphorical feelings of anger and hate I have trouble with sometimes, but damn K, pain? not being able to be dealt with? You honestly should probably seek help"You hold your head, this isn't as fun as it should be.Vi's always good for fun"So Vi-""Do you know what i've been through? FOR YOU-"Kj puts his hand on her shoulder and lowers her back into her seat"By one on one I meant not now, make meets with everyone, show you really care."Ah, you comm message Al telling her that you'll take her last to be 100% focused on your talk with her and KJ freaks out"You know you're the one who taught me how to read messages by finger movements? Blatant fucking disrespect Kyran, blatant. I've lost my appetite" He says getting up, the rest of the group following the new de facto leader of KJ, who lacks that one anchor to keep everyone together in the form of a ten and a half inch cock.You eat your bacon and sighThree hours free time till playdate with junior>what do?
>>44558596Kj that wasn't very nice you nerd. Just because you have a skill doesn't mean you use it. Also every time I listen to your advice I get yelled at and in trouble. Maybe your advice fucking sucks. Sheulk we need talk.
>>44558596>>44558596"Oh wow, I just wanted to get advice with everyone and getting my bearings before trying to fix the main problem in my life but I guess that is offensive. SYNL" Comm him, then tell everyone of our new group they can do whatever, free day.Ask your insides what each wants to do right now.
>>44558664She left.To be honest I'm tempted to tell them to fuck off and just timeskip 5 years as an hermit learning to balance all our inner voices, in some far off planet and medidating on life, having epiphanies and whatever space hippies do.As they say, time heals all wounds. Or at least makes the scars easier to hide.
>>44558691>>44558596And here is the pottery for you:Kyran is D&D alignments.Chaotic - KyranLawful - MyranGood - PeterEvil - Gazza
>>44558691Comm them then.
>>44558722Wait you up for this stupid idea of mine?Alternatively we can go right now stalk Al and try to talk to her.What do you say? I'm getting cold feet
You yell at the group as they're leaving."Kj that wasn't very nice you nerd. Just because you have a skill doesn't mean you use it. I just wanted to get advice with everyone and getting my bearings before trying to fix the main problem in my life but I guess that is offensive. Also every time I listen to your advice I get yelled at and in trouble. Maybe your advice fucking sucks."He goes to move to you but Sheulk holds him back and spins him back when he tries to push through her"Oh yeah, we need to talk sheulk""i'll see you tonight then" She shouts back before the group disappearsYou think for a moment"Everyone gets the day off, go, do what you want."They all leave except for Alicia, who doesn't have any place left to go anymore, and adriana whose job it is to follow you."So what do you guys want to do today?" "maybe something ni-" "POON!" "JUSTICE!""Nice consensus you wastemans""sorry kyran, but i really believe helping someone is-" "did you turn faggot or something?" "DISPENSE REVENGE AND ENACT CONSEQUENCES MY BROTHERS"Wow"Don't you Wow at me you prick" Gazza shouts>what do now?>>44558691timeskip right now would leave everything so tits up it'd be chaos to write and take like an hour to think of appropriate story arcs a good situation, i'll happily do that option another time though if that's the consensus
>>44558735Pete you get the keys for an hour. Then Gazza but no killing or I fucking eat you. Myran sorry bud next time you first.
>>44558735"Gazza, don't you think if our emotions are positive we should act on them too? Being a dick is fine but there is a time for being nice""Peter, don't you think you should be less stuck up? Being nice is fine, but we should be dicks to bad people""Myran, don't you think that fun and duty need to coexist? Bringing justice if cool, but we should also unwind from time to time""Kyran y..."Realize you were talking to yourself."Ah. I guess this is weird. Alice, I want you to be dutiful and grab 1000 credits, then go shopping. Really, for anything you want. Adri- Jedi Girl, you're cool with sticking with me without interfering right? Cool"Let Pete fuck around, tell Myran and Gazza they'll have turns real soon and should have an arm wrestling match to see which goes next. Then go to our parenting fun once Pete's hour is up.
>>44558735>Daro Furthag: Wake up from holocron simulatorHahahahaha it's all a simulation it's all a simulation it's all a simulation
>>44558774>fifth personalityGg fuckhole
>>44558792>fifth is a perfectly normal dude that is 100% sure this is just a game
>>44558796Just like one of my western asscreed geimus
They're not split personalities, bits of your living force actually broke off into new temporal beings inside of you, and since you feel mostly complete, you can only assume there's no fifth guy, and you want to avoid creating a fifth guy aswell, four is hard enoughwriting
>>44558851Okay, but since we "absorbed" them I'm guessing it means we are four connected into one? Not split personalities but 4 beings forming a new, or at least being hosted by one.As in they don't exist without thatAaaanyway will stop bothering ye mid writing
>>44558851But I didn't mean another split personality...
Well I have just found the best power girl crossplay out there. Just hope it doesn't make wynaut stop posting.
"Gazza, don't you think if our emotions are positive we should act on them too? Being a dick is fine but there is a time for being nice" "Of couuuurse, poon is definitely positive" "that's not what i mean" "go nuts dude, the family thing only makes me sick because of how cutesy it is, i just want you to be true to your emotions. like the need to bang every """Peter, don't you think you should be less stuck up? Being nice is fine, but we should be dicks to bad people" "I'm sorr-" "Don't apologise, this is a discussion, not a debasement, some people you shouldn't treat as you want to be treated as they'll never treat you the same" "...""Myran, don't you think that fun and duty need to coexist? Bringing justice if cool, but we should also unwind from time to time" "JUSTICE IS FUN" "Well sometimes justice should be left on the backburners" "BUT EVERY TIME IS JUSTICE O CLOCK" "Not every time, is a family dinner justice o clock" "...NO""Kyran y..." You stop and realise what you're doing and Gazza laughs at you while peter and myran rest hands on your shoulders."Ah. I guess this is weird. Alice, I want you to be dutiful and grab 1000 credits, then go shopping. Really, for anything you want. Adri- Jedi Girl, you're cool with sticking with me without interfering right? Cool""I can try not to interfere"Alicia takes the 1000 credits and puts them in your pockets"I want to buy an apology to master and spend the day with him, i'm really sorry-"Wow guess peter was right, she's been pretty sad over your treatment."Fine" "Softie" "Alright, peter gets an hour, and myran and gazza? Arm wrestling match to decide who goes after that" "That's not fair!"You blank out for three hoursRoll a 1d100
>>44558939Saw the image.jpeg and kenw it was going to be some fuckriesNah senpai, nah.>>44558875They reside in your sub conscious while you reside in the conscious, and as such, onyl while unconscious or inedbriated or asleep can they successfully take control without conflicting with you unless you let them in. It's parts of your consciousness, you're still you, just parts of your personality now have split off and still affect you, just aren't in you.>>44558877If shit happens to make you want to escape reality hard enough then yeah, a guy who thinks he's in a simulation will be created from a part of you, and will conflict with literally everyone else's desires apart from yours in a state of constant pain.
Rolled 45 (1d100)>>44558949Where's me scotch Timmy!? I asked fer it an hour ago!
Rolled 50 (1d100)>>44558949I have superpowers>>44558939It's impossible for a human woman to make an even halfway good Power Girl cosplay, to be honest.
>>44558965Hey bruv damn near always posting from me phone so that's the only way to save pics mate.
Rolled 2 (1d2)>>44558949Forgot the 1d2>>44558968repeat image>>44558974superpower of averageness maybeand i know, depressing shit>>44558977thought it was a rename thing to fudge me up with spoilered fakes.guess not.
Rolled 23 (1d100)>>44558974>>44558968ROLL ME LIKE A DICE
Rolled 63 (1d100)>>44558988Here's to hoping half means at least one of them shows improvement and another shows kinda-improvement.Or that at least that we didn't get any STDs.Goooodamniiiiiit
>>44558998lmao 63 too latewriting
Rolled 34 (1d69)>>44559012No genderbent?Aw.
>>44559012>>44558998>>4455901663 and 34 twice in two threadswhat the fucktempted but yall fucked upranlis isn't even here yet
>>44558988Yeah well repeat this!
>>44559064That's a +100 modifier to MY DICK
>>44559078Only if it works on Wynaut. Maybe he'll be gentle? Nah he's pull a pic related.
>>44559096True, he's like Kenshiro actually:Your ass is already fucked.Oh man I hope next vote isn't anything important cuz I'm shit outta luck: Haven't slept in over a day and need to drive back into the city, 50 minute ride.
"Guys? What happened?" "HELLO BROTHER" "Someone who isn't screamy loud" "NO CAN DO BROTHERINO, PETER'S WRITING IN HIS DIARY AND GAZZA IS PRE OCCUPIED" "Pre occupied with what" "MY FOOT IN HIS ASS" dear lord what happened "DEAR LORD IS RIGHT BROTHER, 1 HOUR OF PURE BLISS, FOLLOWED BY ONLY 30 MINUTES OF JUSTICE DISPENSING" "So gaza had extra time?" "WHEN YOU CHEAPSHOT SOMEONE THAT TENDS TO HAPPEN, DON'T WORRY, I'M DISPENSING JUSTICE RIGHT NOW, YOU SHOULD CHECK YOUR ROOM"Your room? By god. there's paraphernalia of all kind on the table making you shiver and want just from the sight of it. Alicia has your com covered underwear on her head and her soaked underwear in her mouth, blissfully asleep, the slight purr of the vibrator still in her acting as a good white noise to keep you awake and focused.There's 2 unconscious naked hookers, and a training bra is on the ceiling fanHoly fuck shit's gone tits up, guess you'll find out the legal implications of split personalities soon enough.How'd he manage to do this in just an hour and a half? Because he had 2 hours that's why.You quickly shower and get dressed and on your walk out Adriana converses with you."Kyran?""Yes?""C-can I take it out now?""You don't need my permission for anything adriana"She pulls out a large plug from behind her and tosses it.What."A-a-also can you please never say those words again? I felt emotions I didn't know were there, and did things I didn't know were possible and I feel so wrong" she says as you notice the sweatmarks on her leggings, "And I feel right, and wrong, and weird, and I hate i-""Calm down okay? it's fine now""...Okay" "Gazza what the fuck did you do" "Fuck, tell this wasteman to avoid my face" "gazza" "I did what you wanted to, thank me later. also you're no longer going cold turkey on, thank me later"Oh fuckYou head to your playdate sweating like a madman, pupils widened, shit going wrongYou get home and pass out(cont)
You wake up with Sheulk hovering above you, worry in her tone.You've puked in your sleep, and only cos she roleld you over you didn't choke on it."Thank-" You say, vomiting mid sentence, holy fuck you feel so wrong right now, just what did he take?>what do?>>44559064power girl>power gap>fire, raven, loli wonder woman, other assorted cuties>power gap>supergirl, wonder woman, other assorted skets> power gap> your waifu>>44559120lmao unlucky bruv
http://youtube.com/watch?v=YP0zRvy6gBw>tfw I have the gif of pg dancing SOMEWHERE but can't find it
>>44559143I puke again. Okay let's try that I don Luke again bathroom please!
>>44559156Okay is it bad I knew about 98% of the cosplay? Didn't know the elves. That's about it.
>>44559162did you stroke out mid sentence?>>44559156I love the ghetto storm trooperthat big guy hispanic bane was good tooso many thots and weebs thoughhey i saw myranwow nice abs purple shirtdidn't see power girl, did you mean 2:48? is that meant to be power girl? cos she don't look it, bod wise, or outfit wise.>>44559208I knew a large amount since it's mostly entry level shite
>>44559234Yep. Luke is meant to be puke. Hey I ain't old enough to have a stroke ye farkin barmy coont! Jes fer tha' ya ain gettin the follow up kissy kissy!
>>44546979>>44559143Mental note, beat the shit out of Gazza.Non mental note trough comms "Athena, I have been temporarily possessed by a sith spirit and I finally understand why the jedi do what they do. I am sorry for fucking up yet again".Get up, talk to sheulkie see what she gas of advice, for all her stuff she is pretty smart.Then go check on athena and the kid, after cleaning up, bring him your mando helmet because it has sentimental value. Tell him to grow like mommy.and nit like daddy.Also, go stalk Al.
>>44559289>>44559234Im hanging on 2g support, jsus take the wheel whole i typpe this iut.
>>44559234>didn't see power girlShit wrong vid I guessFuck.I'm sorry, I can't find it.
>>44559289No stalking Al please.
>>44559322You know what I mean sleepy, do you want to talk to the waifu or not?Stalk as in find her and approach her, like a total non creep
>>44559332>>44559322Or not depending on the circumstances we find her in I guess?Either way.
>>44559320It was Supergirl I was thinking about not Powergirl...
>>44559251Back of grampa, I watched Ip Man last week, i'll kick your ass!---"Don Luke again, bathroom pwease"She just looks oddly You hop up and sprint to the bathroom filling the sink with more puke.She holds back your hair even though it's not in the way and speaks"I wiped the memories of those girls on the floor and dropped them off elsewhere, you're welcome""Thank- BLEURGH""Tut tut, so what the fuck happened here?""Gazza, gave him time alone, he did this""You let avoice in your head have free reign?""They're not just voic-""Whatever, it doesn't matter whether this is some attention thing, some legitimate thing, some cry of help thing, or whatever, you need help""I need nothing except to see my w- BLEURGH""there there"You ignore her back rubbing and get up, adn try to leave, but she grabs you by the legs and throws you on the bed"You're going nowhere esse'""But my kid, and Al-""But nothing" she says hitting a nerve strike and taking out your already wobbly legs. "I'll be outside"You send a message to Athena crying about how bad you must've been today not that you remember, and put the blame on sith possession.You lay there tearing up at your day so far, how such a promising outing turned sunlight to shit.When the door opens, athena and junior."H-hey Athen-*COUGH*"My force, what happened to you?" She shouts in surprise at your state, track marks, puke on the side of your mouth, the whole 9 yards."Listen, junior, don't be like your old man, be like your mom, find a nice woman to settle down with and have a lot of kids, don't get caught up in the things I did, ya hear me?""more tickle monster?" "in a bit slugger, for now, take this, my daddy gave it to me, and i'm giving it to you"You give him the Mando helmet and he eyes it weirdly as you eye him tearinglyAthena wipes away a bit of puke and pecks you lightly before taking junior away.>what do now
>>44559320>>44559381you fuckit's okay, i forgive ya>>44559338>>44559332>>44559322>>44559289all noted>>44559301Shit nigga don't die on me, i neeeeedz youuuuualso, record 9 unique posters this thread, even if some are duplicates, i love you all, even satan
>>44559391"Pete, what would you do to fix things?"He is the only sane man, even if he is a wimp.
>>44559391Call up Sheulk. Ask her what she's has going on in her head. Really sit down and discuss things with her.Also ferk ya damn Ip Man. I had to walk to school barefoot uphill in the snow! Both ways! and I'll stop now. But her for putting up wit me. Is it kissy kissy or a trick open and find out.
>>44559426She already said she doesn't actually have split pers.That said, maybe we could show her what's inside (4 souls) and see what she thinks.But seriously, I don't think there is much she can do anywayz this is the thirs time.Might as well reflecr a bit then go talk to the other people
>>44559444We haven't actually sat down and talked with her yet? Just said some things that got her confused then puked. I'm saying sit down have a conversation with back and forth almost like this.
You call in Sheulk"So what's with your voices""I told you it's just remnants from the experiment that gave me my power, just anger, just rage""Seems like Gazza""Is gazza simple minded then?" "I'll show you simple minded sket" You say form changing and moving, before you take back over and slump back in paralysis."What was that?" "Gazza snuck in" "How?" "Beats me, Myran was supposed to be kicking his teeth in" "Myran that guy from, nevermind, it seems like these are actually remnants of you, of your personality, created from you in order to make certain parts of you stronger, or make you survive trauma""Trauma?""Well, your body is paralyzed and he moved, meaning it's a body thing, not a mental thing""So what do you think I should do?""Get help, though I don't know where from. Also tell your wifey not to punch me so hard when she wants to get past, these abs are tight but not that tight""Why are you helping me anyway?""I've become really invested in you and your friends, plus you owe me a dicking I can't really take right now" She says flicking your crotch "Lemme at her!" Gazza shouts in the back of your head."Anyway, I better get back, anyway, the receptionist will be over in the morning. night night" She says heading outYou meditate and discover nothing so decide to question peter"How do I fix this?""What's broken?""Huh?""She expressed her opinion and you took it badly, there's nothing wrong or broken between you two if you just act like everything's fine""But she makes me feel-""Trust me when I say I understand the feeling, and it's hard, but there's no real problem except you""Or them""Trust me, the problem is me, and you, and myran and gazza too"Talking of gazzaYou jump in giving myran half an hour before bed."Come on now Ky"You turn him into a ball and bounce him off the wall with kicks for half an hour before waking up the next morning, slightly refreshed, several de toxins by your bedside.>what do
>>44559560Drink some water and call in the receptionist.
>>44559560Fuck it find rhe receptionist to see about that kid, wanna meet him still.
>>44559595Closest i've seen to a decent power girl cosplaybut that video? psh.---You take a drink of water and clean up your room a little, sheets replacing, dressed, that kind of stuff.You just finish as the receptionist walks in."Finally, we caught daddy alone!""You've caught me, how's the little slugger?""Anxious, he finally gets a name!""What?""I wanted his daddy to name him, but you took forever since running away and all that" She poutsYou look at the kid, green eyes on a dark red sith half blood look kinda weird, but you know he'll pull with this exotic look when he's older>WHAT NAME HIMYou do the only thing you can and tickle monster both of them to stop pouting and get laughseventually they tire"Promise mommy and baby you won't run again?""I can't promise anything"But the tears start"Fine I promise""Great!" She shouts throwing herself at you, smelling your neck in her embrace, "Come on baby, dady's busy now"You hear her singing we are space family as she hops and skips awayOne down.>what do now?
>>44559678MalchiorCall in Kj
Rolled 28 (1d100)>>44559678Name him Kane, because why notAnd since Sleepy wants KJ let's go with KJ. But go find him instead, lef's stop this lazy "calling people" scthick for a bit.
Kane Malchior Ollis---You get up out of bed and wander around looking for KJ, Adriana following at a distance.You find their ship, well, your ship, parked at a nearby junkyard and knock on the door, it being opened to a very tired looking KJ"What do you want?""To talk bro"He closes the door behind him, "Then talk""Do you have anything to say first?"You first">what do
>>44559783So how's being an ass working for you? If you haven't noticed but I'm very fucked in the head currently and have no idea what the fuck to do. Nerd. What exactly happened when I left? How did you find me? Where do you go to get rid of stupid tattoos?
>>44559783"Gee thanks. Usually people want to say things first.Well before I begin."Show him we are actually four people, if there is any safe way of doing it. If not scratch that 'before we begin'."I don't think you'll exactly forgive me for splitting my soul in four or having a psychotic attack, or for deciding to run away. But I do want you to think for a moment, if you woke up one day to find yourself nearly killing the people you love, what would you do? Would you think yourself dangerous or safe? What would be the easiest way to protect everyone you life if not going far far away. I should have called yes, I should've explained, or maybe accepted help. I should've been more considerate.Which I have been, if I didn't consider I wouldn't get like this at all. But despite all this I've realized a few truths. The truths are: 1. I've never cared for ruling swagooine, I just wanted to get a safe port for my family, and once it wasn't that anymore what was I fighting for? I could've fixed it and I am trying to.2. I care about some people, even if I hurt them with my way. And I feel like perhaps the best alternative is to cut them out, at least until I feel I can really live without going on a rampage and killing everyone due to stress3. Nobody likes Kyran. They like something they idealized of Kyran. Something they made it in their minds, a sex object, or a friend. But the truth is I'm not any of those. I'm me, an asshole, I've always been.And I'd like to either tie these loose ends and let everyone get on with their lives or magically fix Kyran.""Oh and apparently Randall the Hutt is on suicide watch"
>>44559879>>44559783BTW: I am sleep deprived, nearly puking and fucking hopped out of my mind on energy drinks. So if you think this text is shit, it probably is.
"So how's being an ass working for you?""Better than being nice and having us all fall apart""Yeah, well, If you haven't noticed but I'm very fucked in the head currently and have no idea what the fuck to do. Nerd.""Yeah you're fucked in the head""No, you shift forms letting the others introduce themselves"He's speechless"I don't think you'll exactly forgive me for splitting my soul in four or having a psychotic attack, or for deciding to run away. But I do want you to think for a moment, if you woke up one day to find yourself nearly killing the people you love, what would you do? Would you think yourself dangerous or safe? What would be the easiest way to protect everyone you life if not going far far away. I should have called yes, I should've explained, or maybe accepted help. I should've been more considerate.Which I have been, if I didn't consider I wouldn't get like this at all. But despite all this I've realized a few truths. The truths are: 1. I've never cared for ruling swagooine, I just wanted to get a safe port for my family, and once it wasn't that anymore what was I fighting for? I could've fixed it and I am trying to.2. I care about some people, even if I hurt them with my way. And I feel like perhaps the best alternative is to cut them out, at least until I feel I can really live without going on a rampage and killing everyone due to stress3. Nobody likes Kyran. They like something they idealized of Kyran. Something they made it in their minds, a sex object, or a friend. But the truth is I'm not any of those. I'm me, an asshole, I've always been.And I'd like to either tie these loose ends and let everyone get on with their lives instead of trying to magically fix Kyran.""Wow, i'm not sure how to react""say it's okay bro""It's okay bro" He says pulling you in for a bro hug, fuck, you missed this.>what do now>>44559890if you need to sleep, sleep bro.
>>44559783>Al walks out>"C'mon KJ get back to bed... oh Kyran"
>>44559927Grope his ass"No homo. I think one of the splits is gay though, definetely Pete"Three idiots giggling internally."So, when do you think I should speak to the others, and to Al?" with a sad tone please.Also some burgers and fries.IM GOING NO WHERE BRO, SLEEP? HAH I DOWNED 1L OF EN. DRINKS ALREADYThere was a limit, but we've long since crossed it.woooooooo
>>44559927Hug the shit outta our bro. Breakdown a little bit let Pete handle things for a few. Beat the fuck outa Gazza while he does with Myrans help.
>>44559958Pete would just keep apologizing, it seems they are all useless outside of very specific circumstances.
brb shit ga'aan in
>>44559990Yeah true. Just though he'd do the best. Considering I'm damn near spent and not fully understanding what I read right now. Bye the bye nice trips.
>>44560094Thanks, near quads>>44560004And Wynaut also got near quads.We Quads Team now.
You hug the shit outta your bro and cry manly tears.After a long bro hug, you let peter take over"Let's begin the healing process KJ""Okay Big K, let's heal""Shall we go see Al?""You shall"You enjoy kicking the shit out of Gazza while Peter walks through your ship.Eventually you get to your old room with KJ as a tour guide, and he departs, and Peter knocks, and you take back over/"Yes? Come in"You gulp and enter"Kyran?">what do
>>44560444"No I'm Seeayay" give her a sad half smirk with that shitty spacemovie reference."Yeah it's me""How've you been doing Al? Is this a good time to talk? Or just say to me, or... whatever you feel like, I'm game"
Should we mention that her dumping us was the catalyst for our psyche splitting into 4 distinct splinters? i mean if that does not scream you are important to me i don't know what does.
>>44560645Probably word it in a milder way but sure.I just want to see if she has anything to say first.
>>44560657>>44560645And wondering what she'll think of tthe tattoos and self-harm/flagelation marks, etc
"No I'm Seeayay" give her a sad half smirk with that shitty spacemovie reference.She chuckles "Yeah it's me""Hi you""How've you been doing Al? Is this a good time to talk? Or just say to me, or... whatever you feel like, I'm game""I just want to say Hi really, you know talk. i'm good by the way, better now you're here anyway"perhaps Peter was rightYou sit down next to her on the bed and she holds your hand."How are you doing K?""Better now""How are the other you's?""Just fine""Good">what say
>>44560669>>44560657>>44560645noted still >what say
>>44560670"You know I care about you right?"Hold her hands if possible, if not suddenly wonder why we lost our hands."I just wanted to tell you I do. But I don't know what to do, and that is why I split and left, out of fear, out of pain, regret, and hate... I really do hate myself, being myself. I like all of my crew, love even (gesture specifically to her), except it's captain (yay self-hatred and magical escapism)But if you like me, then maybe I can learn to do so too and stop being a dickwad, maybe. Would you trust me with that responsability?"
>>44560780"But I don't know what to do, and that is why I split and left, out of fear, out of pain, regret,"Fuck me I skipped a whole bit there, my brain is really shortfusing.But I don't know what to do, I felt lost when I saw that you liked me as much as I did you. And that is why I split out of fear (of causing harm to you, same as before), out of pain (of seeing despite your love you didn't trust me anymore), regret (of not doing things the best they could've been), and hate (of myself, as it continues).God I need some meds
>>44560805>>44560780Fuck it's still shitty..I just hope Kyran's TRUE FEELINGS OF THE HEART make up for it.
"You know I care about you right?""Look, i'm sorry for the things I sa-""Don't be, you dumping me-""I didn't dump you-""Was the catalyst that split our psyche into 4 distinct splinters, if that doesn't scream that you're important to me, then I don't know what does"She lays down head in your lap as you speak, your words melodic and caring but blunt."I don't know what to do, I felt lost when I saw that you liked me as much as I did you. And that is why I split out of fear of causing harm, out of pain of seeing despite your love you didn't trust me anymore, out of regret of not doing things the best they could've been, and hate of myself for being unable what you wanted me to be."She sighs and nuzzles in your lap, prompting some hair stroking."My crew, I like you all, and even love you... All, but I just hate what i've become. But if you like me, then maybe I can learn to do so too and stop being a dickwad, maybe. Would you trust me with that responsability?""You're trusted, i'm sorry too, I hate that I can't have an ideal you of a husband, but I have you as a lewd onii-chan, and i'm thankful and grateful I met you. I really wasn't thinking clearly that night, and now i've had time, I realise, nobody's perfect, nobody's ideal, and while you're not the perfect future, you're the perfect now." She says rising up and pushing her lips against yours.>what do
>>44560865Kiss backLewd her slightly and then pause"How about we take a vacation? I heard Endor is the shit this time of the year. You, me, ICY, and the dankest kush in a... I mean, the best forests in all the galaxy, hotsprings, and all that stuff"Everybody earned some downtime
>>44560890>>44560865Oh and obviously continue lewds while waiting for a reply.
You intimitely kiss back, letting your mouths meld into one hot slopping sucking mess.You slide a hand under her shirt up to her chest, and rub and kiss."Sure you don't mind my flat chest?""If it's yours, not at all" You say pulling her sports bra over her head for easier access as your tongue continues it's assaultYou lean her onto the bed, kissing her down, hands rubbing everywhere they can go and look into her eyes"How about when this is all done, we take a vacation? I heard Endor is the shit this time of the year. You, me, ICY, and the dankest kush in a... I mean, the best forests in all the galaxy, hotsprings, and all that stuff"She thinks, "I say-hnnn?" and you cut her off by putting your fingers inShe lightly bucks her hips upwards as you lightly and softly move your hand up and down, spurred on by her continuous sensual moans.each time she goes to say her response you cut her off by going deeper, or rubbing at a sweet spot"Kah,kah, kyraan""You gonna tell me whether you want to go or not?"She pulls herself up using you as support, tongue hanging out as you continue looking for your keys in her"Yes, yes, yes, me and you, together, alone, all i wan-wan-wanted!" She squawks as you pick up pace and hit knuckle, bringing her to a screaming orgasm in your arms, eyes locked on you before, during, and after.
You make sweet sensual love for several hours in a wide variey of positions, and awake with her legs and arms wrapped around you like a game of space twister, willing you to not leave, so you stay in your lover's embrace for now.Knock on the door"Who is it?" You call out"No answer, but the door starts opening to reveal a pissed off Vi">what do
Rolled 42 (1d100)>>44561014"I feel like my life is a really shitty sitcom controlled by a pervert.Whaddya need Vi?"Know what would be sad? If Al was barren
>>44561030>>44561014Gonna add more to the talking head's talk because honestly I feel bad."So, how have you been?"Internally say to all your comrade-souls "Sometimes I think life'd be easier if I was ugly"
Shit didn't we call for a meeting with Vi?We fugd
>>44561030>really shitty sitcom controlled by a pervertHey, I resent that!and just watch out>>44561080lmao
Rolled 27 (1d100)>>44561087It's just a joke bro, don't tase me.I had to because just as I read that an episode of FRIENDS was airing.yes I'm serious
Rolled 77 (1d100)>>44561125Damn son FRIENDS be the shit, I've some 10 seasons somewhere in DVDs.Also don't roll so shit
Rolled 28 (1d100)>>44561149They keep airing it here somehow, I don't know if they do in the states thoThat said, pic is the best thing about it, to be quite honest
"Yo head bros, how you all doing?" "we're good" "You know, sometimes I think life'd be easier if I was ugly" "You'd still have those manly pheromones and giant dick though" "true""I feel like my life is a really shitty sitcom controlled by a pervert, So, how have you been Vi, Whaddya need?""I've been having to take care of your stone duties, you know, not only hold back my own exgorth addiction but help the woman in the stone get over hers, so before my, deal with her!" She shouts slamming her collar against your leg, turning your head surprisingly empty and clear and taking Vi out."Okay then, nice seeing you too Vi"She just snores, blissfully unaware inside the stone.There's a note in her hand, your comm is beeping, Al is stirring, and your stomach is growling.>what do>>44561192he told you not to roll like shit, and you actually rolled like shit, the absolute madman!
>>44561228Check the comms, then tell Al we'll be back in a sec, get to the kittchen and make an omelette bring it back for you and Al, then check the note.
You get up and go make omelette, and while making it check your comm.It's sheulk"Just letting you know if she hasn't that I found a positive test in her bathroom, don't ask"You're not sure how to feel so you joke about"That was quick""Wat? ahaha, funi gy""y tell mi""get u closa to mi ennit <3 ;)"You turn your comm off and head back to the room "Oh yeah asshole, Ranlis is coming over so get ready" Ranlis reads off the note, "Oh hello Kyran"You freeze, but sit down next to Al, and start sharing the omelette"Hi Ranlis, where's jamie?""With the nanny and your bodyguards at your senate room, jeez, took me ages to track you here" She says before stealing a bit of omelette>what do?
FUCKRandall was the hutt we killed, Larry was the outplayer, how'd i fuck that up?Something went wrong somewhere.Fuck it, retconnned, Larry was the dad's name.
>>44561471Oh wiw I didn't fuckibg notice. Bunch o drunkd and degenerates>>44561342"So what brings you here old pal?""Business? I know a guy you might like by the way"
>>44561342Sis you know I love you too but that ain't your fucking omelet
>>44561547>>44561471>>44561342Sorry for taking to long to reply but I was setting soome shit up. Will bump for justice.
"Sis you know I love you too but that ain't your fucking omelet" You say solemnly and serious."Did you just call me sis? Wow" She says reaching for another bit of omelette o get her hand slapped away."So what brings you here old pal? Business? I know a guy you might like by the way""What brings me here is you obviously idiot, and don't try to set me up with anyone else, it's either you or no one""You say that now but..." You try to summon gazza but you can't feel him, where is he? "Ahh, whatever""Look, Kyran, I have a lot of spies in a lot of places, it's sorta my job, so trust me when I say I know wht you've been through""Do you now?""I do, I should've stepped in before they found you really""Why didn't you?""fear I guess, and love""Love huh?""I knew I wouldn't be able to keep my hands off of old Kyran, the one who killed two mon cal with a pool cue""You saw that?""Yeah, and thanks to me and my connections the surveillance tape of it never made the lightof day, my way of thanking you for knocking me up in hospital for me" she says reaching for another bit of omelette.>what do
Sorry for falling asleep brahs, real casual of me.I'll keep this thread going until it dies and then probably run again tomorrow after my real life tings are done.
>>44566492I said no for you. Why didn't you stop any of it?
>>44566492"Well the guy is technically me, but he is indiposed. *Even if I was true to my feelings, fucking needy faggots* So what exactly do you want to talk about? Certainly not just to thank me for another baby"
"I said no for you. Why didn't you stop any of it?""It's difficult when the guy you love is not only being self destructive, but destroying everything else around him, when you gave that delivery boy a large tip I thought you were getting better, not that you were about to commit suicide""Oh well ennit""Not really""And, well, Well the guy is technically me, but he is indiposed." You say *Even if I was true to my feelings, fucking needy faggots* you say to yourself but no one replies."Well, that's weeeeird, and unfortunate, but Vi gave me the gist of it, split force or some bullshit like that""So what exactly do you want to talk about? Certainly not just to thank me for another baby""Can't I have no reason to talk to you?""Not really""Well, you really wanted to meet Jamie, and he's at your room right now, so if you wanted we could leave her here and go be alone for a while and then go meet your son?">what do
Rolled 60 (1d100)>>44566815"Sure we can go meet him I suppose, but why not bring him here? Come oooon let's give the kid a spaceship ride. It'll be like the old days, except back then it was stolen cars. Plus he'll get to meet all these lovely people that work with daddy.You know you want to ride my ship too, this is the famous (forgot the name, steel ball guy? steel dick? forgot)"
Rolled 8 (1d100)>>44566933I... what?I know what we can replace wookie techno with when we want to cause a mild "what the fuck" effect on people.
Rolled 34 (1d100)>>44566964>>44566916>>44566933One more for good luck.Also nice dubs.
"Sure we can go meet him I suppose, but why not bring him here? Come oooon let's give the kid a spaceship ride. It'll be like the old days, except back then it was stolen cars. Plus he'll get to meet all these lovely people that work with daddy."One, he doesn't care for ships, just big gas guzzling beasts, two, he hasn't even met daddy so we won't care about all your playthings here" She replies getting an irate look from Al"You know you want to ride my ship too, this is the famous Joey steel dick's ship"She pauses "This is Dad's ship?""So Joey Steel dick is Dad then?""Yeah, nice guess""How'd you know?""Research, the eldest of his kids i've found are like 35 and the youngest are twins of 15""15? So he carried on fucking 5 years after he left my mom?""Yeah well, he left you that helmet so that must mean something about you""Yeah, whatever""Anyway, come on, i'm not getting my nanny to transport Jamie here so let's go out on the town and then you can meet him afterwards, deal?">what do>>44566964lmao>>44567038i know they were nice dubs, they're my dubs homeslice
>>44567139"Sure sure.""Which reminds me, I think I'll try to find all my kids. Even if it takes a long time to, I just think I don't want them to grow without knowing if their dad even cared they existed."Laugh"Not like they'll give a shit about me but whatever, I'll try""Al you wanna come? We need to check if I'm free of charges later on so we can begin planning our Ewok hunting tr... I mean our vacation. If you don't feel comfortable I'll understand."
>>44567139Why do you care for me? I mean is it some sort of weird problem in both our heads?
>>44567265>why does anyone care for Kyran>inb4 freaky force power bullshitUnrelated I'm wondering if we'll ever face a big threat that we can't take alone and in one battle, or at least without a training montage.
"Sure sure.""Okay, great!""Al you wann-"Ranlis grabs you in a headlock and starts draggin you out the room, "Gee you raelly know how to make a girl feel special don't you?" "Sue me" you say sending a comm to Al that you'll check your legal status later for your vacation.She takes you to a local gyro place, "order the red seaworm express" she leans in, "secret gungan ingredients"Wow, she really knows the way to your heart.You enjoy your gyro, savouring the screams of "meesa wanna leeeeeve!" and "dis bombad baaaad situationss, ARAWHAWhGGH" Ahh gungans, fuck em."Why do you care for me? I mean is it some sort of weird problem in both our heads?" You say barely dodging a slap"I-i've been honest with you for how many years and you still insult me and mock my love like this?" What *what's right bruv* oh the voices are back, "you didn't fuck and abuse love into me, I always did love you, it hurts you still can't see that..."You sit there and ponder for a while, "I think I'll try to find all my kids.""That will take a while won't it?""I just think I don't want them to grow without knowing if their dad even cared they existed." you say laughing, "Not like they'll give a shit about me but whatever, I'll try""rather philanthropist of yo-""I know you have a list of my kids you've found so far, that would really help""...Even on a date with me you act distant and think of other people""This isn't a d-""Whatever, what do you care? You wanna go straight to seeing Jamie i'm guessing? This is just an obstacle you're passing to get to him?">what do>>44567306right now ranlis would kick the shit out of him fair fight, prime vs prime and fair fight muscle tits would bane on you, that darth you backstabbed would've fucked your shit so hard, i had him be friendly so you could talk out of it but noooo good backstab roll, several high ranking darths and hit squads, the emperor wouldn't even break a sweat, so on
>>44567565No I literally do not understand.
>>44567565"No I truly like you. But just like I told Al, I don't. And even ignoring that, the amount of people who have feelings for me... Even if I managed to handle most well some would inevitably be hurt. I just want to focus on one thing at a time and take it slow.But you are still what you are to me, and the past isn't suddenly going to disappear." Give her a sincere smile"Also I really really really need to release my pent up agression""To be honest need to find somewhere - I - can learn. I feel like there is something I missed growing up. Who knows where I could find that."
>>44567742I don't like myself.>tfw still haven't slept>tfw can't sleep until tomorrowAaaaaaaaaaaaah
>>44567775AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHtfw accidentally falling asleep in the afternoon so now your sleep pattern is so fucked you have to stay awake for like 18 hours straight for shit you have to do
>>44567798Fug man, we on similar boats.Pray to boat god.
>>44567798By the way, you gon keep running today for long? Because we on autosage so soon we might need to switch threads.
>>44567873You rang nigga?
"I don't understand you, this act, this "oh let's have a good time and talk but i'm going to guilt you" like do you not think I have enough guilt already?""...""I truly like you. But just like I told Al, I don't. And even ignoring that, the amount of people who have feelings for me... Even if I managed to handle most well some would inevitably be hurt. I just want to focus on one thing at a time and take it slow.""So because a truck of poon from a backlog of years of fucking and dicking around has crushes on you, our truckload of years of life together just don't matter anymo-""But you are still what you are to me," You say reaching your hand to her face which she grabs, to throw away at first, but she moves it to her cheek and closes her eyes nestling your palm, "and the past isn't suddenly going to disappear. I really do care for you" You flash her a sincere smile and even though her eyes are closed you can tell she felt it."To be honest need to find somewhere - I - can learn. I feel like there is something I missed growing up. Who knows where I could find that."She purrs, "short of finding a magic sage in a space cave I doubt you'll really re learn any child hood things."You chuckle, "Also I really really really need to release my pent up agression""I've got somewhere you can release it into" She laughs, but a tinge of seriousness behind it"Aside from something that can be hurt""I can't be hurt"You just look at her."What? can't fault me for trying, kinda wanna get stirred up before i become too knocked up to get with you""Fair enough I guess""Aggression huh? Could always join a fight clu-""nope.""Huh, well aside from poon, fighting, and taking it out on your friend I don't see a way around it"You sigh, thought she was meant to be wise."You ready for Jamie or do you want to take some more pity on an old dog and hang more?">what do>>44567873fug the boat god>>44567982when this one dies so i can use the same OP pic, yah
>>44568044Son now. You later maybe.
>>44568044"Let's see Jamie. It was good to talk like this with you"
>>44568335new threadda my bredda