"Just one question." You ask as your hand brushes against Renari's, not grasping it, but not batting her away either. "Do I have to wear the robes? Because really, those things look like they're about as itchy as a bantha's backside." You're still in your street clothes from Nar Shadda after all. These things have served you rather well, even if they could use a wash... you probably could too if you're being entirely honest.A resounding slap of the face from all three Masters is one half of your answer "Yes, Zev, it's one of the signs of a Jedi. The robes and the lightsaber, they are what will let the common folk of the Galaxy know who you are."Frag it that's not what you wanted to hear."No other questions then, are we free to go?" You ask in a chipper tone."You're free to go, try to get some food and ask a droid to guide you to your room when you're done eating." Master Tikran says, motioning that the two of you can leave, a flick of her wrist opening the heavy stone doors of the room once again, allowing the two of you passage out.Once you're past the doors and out of sight of the council you give Renari's hand a light squeeze, shooting the girl a grin. "I believe I owe you food, don't I Rena?""That you do, oh brave Master Jedi. Follow me!" The girl replies with a smile, dragging you by the hand as she leads you off through the Academy.================The cafeteria was quite large, filled with your fellow apprentices and a few of the Masters you had yet to meet. Droids lined the back of the large room and were given the job of dispensing meals. As you approach the droid delivers it's automated response."Hello! Our menu for today is-Roast Bantha with mashed tubers-Dewback Steak with a vegetable medely-A Nerf and cheese sandwich with a side of chipsWhat would you like?"
>>43832922>Roast bantha with mashed tubersOnly fucking thing on here that sounds Irish.DON'T FORGET TOO ACHIVE EAIL.
>>43832922-Dewback Steak with a vegetable medely
>>43832922Fuckin' alien mystery meat "steak"? You bet.
>>43832922>Roast Bantha with mashed tubersThis is rare in the homeworld.Must consume
>>43832922>-Dewback Steak with a vegetable medelyArchive boss
>>43832922>A resounding slap of the face from all three Masters is one half of your answerWow. Fashion police much?>Roast Bantha with mashed tubersThe meal that a real man eats.
>>43832922>-Dewback Steak with a vegetable medelySTEAKGotta get dat protein, build muscle after that sparring match and get mad gains!
>>43832922-Roast Bantha with mashed tubers
>>43832922>-Roast Bantha with mashed tubers This sound delicious as fuck. Finaly we get to eat meat.
So did they all slap us, or did they facepalm?
>>43833058It'd be funnier if it was the former. But I take it that Eail might've meant the latter.
>>43832922>"Yes, Zev, it's one of the signs of a Jedi. The robes and the lightsaber, they are what will let the common folk of the Galaxy know who you are."Except for when you're on a mission, plenty of Jedi have gotten away with wearing their own unique outfit or a modified version of the Jedi Robes and wearing street clothes could be very beneficial when traveling in hostile territories.
Already archived the old thread
>>43832922>tfw the Masters didn't even berate Zev for giving in to his lust on the first day and banging a Sith.Zev is the ultimate master of distractions.-Roast Bantha with mashed tubersMeat.
>>43832922whats going to happen if edgy bullshit wins?
>>43833153It's not lust, it's only natural. We were serene about our passion.
>>43833153>sith(?)FTFYNah,just kidding. Instead of getting scolded, we got force skill and a potential master/ fighting style.Talk about the best
So Zevs favorite force power will be "Force Disrobe", correct?Perfect combat distraction.
>>43833187Single Lightsaber won, no Brass Saber Knuckles for us.
>>43833191>harem anime MC powersnope
>>43833191>Uses Force Disrobe on Xanth>Falls in love, no homo, with the best beefcake in the galaxy.
>>43833225>ALL OF THE HOMO
>>43833187That depends on if you think a Bong Saber is edgy.
>>43833225I fucking hate Gay but I'd vote for that.>>43833191You are a hero anon.
You are torn internally between the Dewback Steak and the Bantha Roast, however your impatience wins over your indecision and you chose the Roast. "Bantha Roast with mashed tubers please." You request, practically salivating at the idea of actual, honest to Force, fresh meat... oh if there are any gods out there yes~After few moments a slot in the wall behind the droid opens and you stand face to face with the most delicious looking plate of food you have ever seen. The smell is nearly enough to drive you to scarf it down where you stand, however you manage to hold yourself back until you sit down at an uninhabited table with Renari across from you, lookingly slightly concerned as your right eye twitches uncontroably at the sight of the plate in front of you. "Are... you okay Zev?""I'm in love." You simply reply before digging into the food with a fervor you've never before known in your life. Always the food had been cheap, either stuff you managed to scavenge or steal, or on the rare chances you actually had enough credits to buy something, it was still pretty much nothing more than some goop with slight taste. Within thirty seconds you've already devoured half the roast and tubers, Renari looking at you with a slightly... curious look on her face.Right... normal people don't eat like that, people that aren't street rats eat slowly, with purpose, not like a wild beast tearing into a fresh kill.>"I uh... I didn't get good food very often on Nar Shadda">"You gonna eat that steak?">"So, how about that stuff in the Council.">"What's on your mind?">Write in
>>43833265>"I uh... I didn't get good food very often on Nar Shadda">"You gonna eat that steak?">"What's on your mind?"
>>43833265>"I uh... I didn't get good food very often on Nar Shadda">"You gonna eat that steak?"
>>43833265>"I uh... I didn't get good food very often on Nar Shadda">usual meals in Nar Shadda is a can of spam for breakfast, Bran for Lunch and, cram for dinner. That's if you're lucky.
>>43833265>"You gonna eat that steak?"
>>43833265>>"I uh... I didn't get good food very often on Nar Shadda">"What's on your mind?"
>>43833265>>"I uh... I didn't get good food very often on Nar Shadda">"So, how about that stuff in the Council.">"What's on your mind?"We should totally ask her if we looked good out there in front of the Council. Also what she thinks of the Masters!
>Xanth chose the same food on his first day>Xanth also inhaled it like a mad man because he never had good food beforeITSFUCKINGPOTTERY
>>43833265practically salivating at the idea of actual, honest to Force, fresh meat... oh if there are any gods out there yes~Food fetish? God damn it, Bad Voting this>>43833292
>>43833265"You wouldn't want to true the Nar Shadda "Meat" they served. Trust me."
>>43833265>"I uh... I didn't get good food very often on Nar Shadda">"You gonna eat that steak?"They really just give us free food here?
>>43833265>>"I uh... I didn't get food very often on Nar Shadda"
>>43833265>"You gonna eat that steak?">"What's on your mind?"We can eat and listen at the same time.
>>43833265>"I uh... I didn't get good food very often on Nar Shadda">"So, how about that stuff in the Council.">"What's on your mind?"
Imagine Xanth as the protective father of a young daughter and their everyday life, now that's a manga i would love to read.
>>43833343The Guts smiles at her boyfriend.
>>43833225But the bigger question: who's going to be the one receiving anal?
>>43833331A deliberate misspelling of "poetry" referring to a "Making Of" vid for the prequels, in which George Lucas, with his massively inflated genius ego, says the now-magical line "It's like poetry. It rhymes."
>>43833364Us, don't want shit on our dick. Shit's disgusting, man.
>>43833357No, that's too old. I was talking about around the age of 6-7
>>43833321I'm sure our soon to be master loves "meat".
>>43833364Now that's obvious aint it? Xanth will give it, give it hard like only he can. He is nice and selfless like that.
All this god damn talk about food made me hungry, making a sandwich then writing
>>43833434Food later Jedi Apprentice Quest now.
>>43833434Tell Chibis to do that, His a proper woman.Love you Chibis ;;
Tfw you accidentally message your normie friend about wanting to buy a big dog with a big dong.
>>43833265>"I uh... I didn't get good food very often on Nar Shadda">"So, how about that stuff in the Council.""I thought we were in for the sternest of tongue lashings."
>>43833600I-I can't say I know that feel...
>>43833600>tfw all my normie friends would reply "Yeah, we know this guy who sells great danes, just your size."You hang out with the wrong normies if you're worried.
"I uh... I didn't get good food very often on Nar Shadda." You say, while awkwardly rubbing at the back of your neck. Hunger was something you had simply gotten used to over the years, having developed a talent to sort of just block it off from your mind, since no matter what, it wasn't like you were actually ever going to get a chance to completely eat your fill. "You gonna eat that steak by the way?" The next question comes as you point at her share of food. "Er, you can have it." The reply comes as she shovels it over to your plate, keeping the vegetables for herself, eating at a much slower pace than you do, even now that you're restraining yourself. It's not your fault this stuff is so delicious! "Do they really just give us this for free?" You ask after swallowing a mouthful of roast and tuber, getting a small nod in return.You should have become a Jedi years ago."So what's on your mind, you look troubled, by more than just the fact that I eat like a starving Kath Hound pup."Eating her next fork full of Vegetables, Renari moves her eyes to the side, biting her lip. It seems like she's thinking for a few moments before giving you any kind of answer."Why did you stand up for me back there Zev? Asking Master Tikran to train me as well?">"We're friends aren't we?">"I dunno, seemed like a good idea.">"Do you wish I hadn't?">"It'll let us stick with each other.">Write in
>>43833600>>43833620>>43833622When you send them pictures of things not meant for anybody but the one you love
>>43833600I hear ya mate. Red rocket all the way.
>>43833633>"I dunno, seemed like a good idea."
>>43833633>"I dunno, seemed like a good idea.">"Do you wish I hadn't?"
>>43833633Combine 3>We're friends aren't we?>I dunno, seemed like a good idea. >It'll let us actually learn togeather. Your skilled but everybody seemingly dislikes you and they think i'm a sith too>CAN WE GET SECONDS?
>>43833633>"I dunno, seemed like a good idea.">"Hoped you would be up for another cuddle later."
>"I dunno, seemed like a good idea."pic of steak that zev is eating?
>>43833633>>"I dunno, seemed like a good idea.">>"Do you wish I hadn't?"
>>43833635>but the one you loveWell, me real waifu has a restraining order, so I make do with what I have.
>>43833633>I do better when I'm showing off. And let's be honest, Master Tikran isn't the looker you are.
>>43833633>"We're friends aren't we?">"Do you wish I hadn't?"
>>43833673Yes>Fuck I want that steak
>>43833673>>43833633forgot to link post.
>>43833633>"We're friends aren't we?"It seems like they have been neglecting you and your training because of your background
>>43833633>"We're friends aren't we?"in the zone!
>>43833681>tfw your friend tells you that youre his waifu tonight
>>43833687>tfw you had a steak like that leftover in the refrigerator and made a sandwich out of it.
>>43833633>"It'll let us stick with each other."
>>43833633>"We're friends aren't we?"
>>43833620Not even a little?>>43833622I'm not really worried about it since he took it as a joke.I'm thinking of getting one of those big Russian dogs, i can't seem to remember the name but they're really big.>>43833635I've scouted out some of my friends whom i have suspected of being gay by doing this and so far it has worked every time.>>43833637So far i've only sucked one a couple of times and a few cm of penetration
>>43833633>"We're friends aren't we?"Friendliest friends that there ever were!
>>43833633>"I dunno, seemed like a good idea.">"It'll let us stick with each other.""Seems like we're two of a kind, may as well stick together."
>>43833711>i can't seem to remember the name but they're really big.I believe they are called bears
>>43833633>It'll let us stick with each other
Vote called and counting.WRITING TO FOLLOWI wonder if I should find a good reference image for Renari or leave it up to imagination.Or force Chibs to draw her~
>>43833759To fuck a bear is on my list of things i want to do before i die, fucking a tiger is also on that list.Kavkazskaja ovtjarka was the name of the dog breed btw
>>43833786Implying Chibis isn't already drawing up our smut from last threads
>>43833786Force Chibs to draw her he likes it. The slut.
>>43833786get a good image reference first. then describe the differences between your vision and the reference. Then if it's possible, I step in and work sum magic.
>>43833823fffuuuuuuuuuuu->>43833829Oh I rather like that quite a bit, slightly longer 'Hime' style in the front. Make the hair a brighter shade of red, and I'm good with it. Good stuff Anon!What do the rest of you think
>>43833873That cold dead stare...I want 3 of her.>>43833845I prefer the other two of her so far. >>43833873>>43833843But I'm a faggot with a name, So who cares?
>>43833845Bring back Vasi
>>43833786Chibs a shit, I am a real artist and this is my masterpiece
>>43833845morester -san, yamate!
>>43833845Have some shit you fuckin' idiot, haahahaha, just messin' with ya
"I dunno, seemed like a good idea at the time, we're friends after all aren't we?" You say with a shrug. Considering the two of you had sex with thirty minutes of meeting each other, and actually seem to enjoy each others company at least a little bit, why not go ahead and call her your friend? "Why, would you rather that I hadn't done it?" The question comes, putting your fork down for a moment and resting your arms on the table, looking across at the girl inquisitivly."No no! That's not it at all. It's just... nobody ever stood up for me like that. I've been here for years, none of the Masters ever decided to take me on because of who I am, who my father was. They all thought I was too dangerous to train, so they just shuffled me around from class to class." She says with a sigh, sounding annoyed by the fact, but also slightly... sad? "N-Not that I wanted to be trained by Jedi, it was just annoying to keep being passed up like I wasn't strong enough or something like that!" She stammers out. "It's been disgusting how many weaklings got through their trials and taken on as a Padawan, but all the Masters kept on passing me by, it's insulting! If we were with the Sith I'd already be under a great lord like my Father, and I don't have any doubt you would be too!"Well, she's still on that Sith kick, but it sounds like there's a little more to Renari than just that. If what the Masters said about the Dark Side is true, she most certainly doesn't appear to be a part of it, way too nice, at least to you.Glancing around the cafeteria, it's easy to see that quite a few of the students are looking your way, whispering among themselves, pointing when they don't think you're looking.>"Tell me about the Sith">"Tell me about your Father">"Tell me about You">Flip off the cafeteria>Talk some shit>Write in
>>43833845Needs a hair color fix at least.
>>43833931Masterful>>43833976Isn't that Satele Shan's old design?
>>43834003>Talk some shitTo be honest, the sith and jedi aren't really that appealing. Now a pirate, that'd be the life I'd live.
>>43834003>Tell me about YOU>>43834009Fuckkkkk
>>43834003>Flip off the cafeteriaFuck off ya cunts.
>>43834003>>Write in>"Tell me about me."
>>43834003>Loudly, so that all the gawkers can hear you. "Tell me about the Sith, I'm sure they're far more interesting than the Jedi."
>>43834003Her not being accepted as a padawan is fueling her aversion to Jedi. If someone had taken her on earlier, she'd probably be an amazing little reality-warping robot.
>>43834003>Tell me about you.I love edgy as much as the next guy, but lets try to shake things up for a second.
>>43834003>"Tell me about your Father">He must've been a great man from what I've heard>(we heard about him from her)
>>43834042What? Did the pic give you a fearection?
>>43834003>"Tell me about You"We're both smart enough to stay under the radar when necessary; while the Masters are deciding what to do with us seems like one of those times.
>>43833999I like this design
>>43834003>"Tell me about You"
>>43834003>>Flip off the cafeteria>>Talk some shitOi, the fuck yall looking at?Wanna get hit ya cunts?
>>43834003>"Tell me about You">Flip off the cafeteria
>>43834003>Flip off the cafeteria>Talk some shitYou got a problem? This problem isn't gonna help itself with you twats stigmatizing it further by talking dirty gossip.
>>43834092If you think that gave me a fear-boner you don't know me yet. However I would gladly fucking pillage that body even if I had only a blaster>>43834112We're not fucking Scottish.
>>43834003>>"Tell me about You"
>>43834003>"Tell me about You"Don't flip off any cafeterias, we get food here. Pranks after eating.
>>43834003>Write inStand up and yell out "If anyone's got something to say stand up and say it you cowards, or is whispering from the shadows when no one is looking all you can do?"
>We're about to start a god damn Cafeteria brawl STILL ON OUR FIRST DAYI love you peopleI really, really do
>>43834176Can we have a FD over whether to do that or not?
>>43834176As ill advised as it is.
>>43834176At this point Xanth might just join us because of how awesome we are...
>>43834176We're gonna be the best goddamn Jedi the Order will see until the Skywalkers putz around, Eails.You don't be the best goddamn Jedi by being a sanctimonious piece of milquetoast.Also I propose that pic related by Renari's sparring outfit from here on out.
>>43834176I counted 11 votes for tell me about you, or some other form of talking to Rena, and only 8 votes for talk shit/flip off.
>>43834223If we keep this up, We'll summon him.>>43834231Thank god shes older then that jailbait.
Ugh fine, we'll do a Final Destination vote on this because you'll cowards dont even smoke crack>Tell me about You, Rena>Flip off some cunts, talk some shit, then Ask Rena to tell you about her5 Minutes!
>>43834252So far the only images we've seen have been of a schoolgirl, so yeah, we did the nasty with a schoolgirl.
>>43834176This Eail >>43834232
>>43834268>Tell me about You, Rena
>>43834268Padawans and apprentices about to start a cafeteria brawl over a middle finger?Geez, these Jedi Masters must suck at training their students.
>Tell me about You, Rena
>>43834268Can't we just use the force to splash their drinks up and have them fling stuff off their utensils at each other while we listen to Rena talk about herself?
>>43834268>Tell me about You, Rena.
>>43834268>Flip off some cunts, talk some shit, then Ask Rena to tell you about herYour a cunt Eail. I have to vote for the bad outcome.>>43834273Isn't our char younger then her? Or has my whiskey gotten to me.
>>43834176>You're about to be kicked out of the academy on your first dayThis quest is moving towards its end, people.
>>43834268>>Flip off some cunts, talk some shit, then Ask Rena to tell you about herFEAR LEADS TO THE DARK SIDE, FUCKERS
>>43834268>>Flip off some cunts, talk some shit, then Ask Rena to tell you about herCome on, don't be a pussy
>>43834274I mean, the two aren't mutually exclusive and all, I typically include options that are picked a lot.>>43834273She's younger than Zev is>>43834291No, but you might!>>43834298Eh, I can give ya a DC for that>>43834309Not even close
>>43834268>Flip off some cunts, talk some shit, then Ask Rena to tell you about herFEAR LEADS TO THE DARK SIDE YOU CUNTS!
>>43834306She's younger than us, but way more experienced in using the force and in being a jedi.
>>43834268>Tell me about you.
>>43834268>Tell me about You, RenaCompletely ignoring them is cooler
>>43834321>Eh, I can give ya a DC for thatLet's do it.
>>43834321>Not even close>Quest confirmed to NOT follow canonShit quest confirmed.
>>43834268FLIP THEM OFF, FLIP THEM OFF, FLIP THEM OFF
>>43834359>Question confirmed to NOT follow canonI'm sorry but do you KNOW where the fuck we are? Are you the guy from last thread who cried about how we should have less options because he didn't like one?THE X BUTTON IS AT THE TOP OF YOUR SCRREN>>43834334fuck me in the arse then
Asking Rena about her, ignoring the cafeteria for the momentWRITING
>>43834359Jedis have massacred neutral villages and not been kicked out of the order.
>>43834381>>43834394Don't be so salty because you chose to follow a shit quest.
>>43834231Fuckdammit, wrong file.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P4wCoQgU1JkThis was how I was going to do the talk shit flip off thing, by the way.
>>43834268>Flip off some cunts, talk some shit, then Ask Rena to tell you about her
>>43834398A. They had good reasons to.B. Jedi Knight =/= TraineeStay butthurt.
>>43834403>Salty for following a shit questYa you just joined then, I've been here for the past 2-3 threads mate. I've been having a blast.
>>43834431>Ya you just joined then>Implying shitposting a shit quest equals following it like a blabbering foolShouldn't you be in school, kid?
>>43834456Salty is too stupid for school, first of all.And second of all, you need to not try to insult people so hard. It's not your forte.Just Saiyan.
>>43834456>Sitting here in the 'shit quest'>Calling other people shit for enjoying it>Calling them a kid for calling you out on itJesus chirst, Do you understand the logic in this because you joined OUR quest to talk shit. Not the other way around.>>43834487Fuck you mate, I passed with flying F's and they said I was a good boy. I'm not drunk enough for you guys.
>>43834403Why are you even here man, jeeze louise
Using this opportunity to post more Renari reference material.
>>43834487>SaiyanYou need school more than the name-faggot.>>43834499>Still screaming like a kidCalm yourself, bro. No need to cry like a bitch.>>43834518>All these trip-faggots besides the QM>Shit quest confirmed yet again
>>43834519Best one so far, IMO**(in my opinion)
>>43834487Salty is too salty to function in life, let alone school
>>43834535Stop feeding the troll guys...
Hey eail how much longer is this going tonight?I gotta sleep nigga.
>>43834534Can't tell if that's a good thing or not.>>43834535Anon do you need a hug? You seem upset somebody called you out on the bullshit you hold.>>43834546Tamb not you fucking too mate. >>43834549We're just waiting for Eail to post. We'll ignore him once he does.
>>43834546And suddenly I accidentally trip fag, gotta commit now
>>43834519bruh. looks awesome for Renari
>>43834588Sudoku or seppuku? This is important faggot!
>>43834519Bruh======================Ignoring the people around you, you try to keep Rena's attention on you, rather than allowing the stares to get to her either. "So, tell me about you, Rena? Hobbies, favorite type of weather, color? Anything, just tell me about you." You ask her, having finished off your plate of food, plus the generous additions that Rena gave to you."Me?" She asks, a light bit of color showing up on her face. The girl bites her lower lip and seems to think. "I enjoy reading, especially... don't laugh." She warns you, pointing a finger "Especially fantasy novels. Stories about real knights and ladies, not the kind of Knights around here." Waving to generalize the Academy and the Jedi within it."I really like the color purple... it's really soothing to look at. That's the sort of Crystal I want to have for my lightsaber, when I finally get a real one of my own. The Lightsaber is supposed to be an extension of you, customized to fully fit the kind of person you are, so I think a lot of people go with their favorite color, if they can find a crystal to fit that." She taps her chin a few times while thinking."As far as my favorite type of weather go... I like the cold, wearing fluffy clothing, getting to enjoy being warm, I think it's really nice. Plus having an excuse to drink hot chocolate!" She finishes with a great big smile.Well, you learned a litle bit about Renari, that's good.People are still talking around you.That's bad.>Use your hearing 'trick', figure out what they're saying.>Tell Renari about yourself>Start some shit in the Cafeteria>"Tell me about your Dad.">Write in
>>43834535>doesn't like trip fagsA BOOGA BOOGA BOOGEDY
>>43834609Sudoku, is that even a question?
>>43834611>Use your hearing 'trick', figure out what they're saying.>Tell Renari about yourself
>>43834611Ask about the dad damnit
>>43834611>Use your hearing 'trick' to figure out what they are saying>Tell me about your dad BAIT THEM INTO ATTACKING US
>>43834611>Start some shit in the cafeteria.>Use your hearing 'trick', to figure out what they're saying>Start some shit if they're talking about you.
>>43834611>Tell Renari about yourselfSome self-restraint wouldn't be out of the question on this one, guys. The shitbird Padawans can wait.
>>43834611>"Tell me about your Dad."
>>43834611>Use your hearing 'trick', figure out what they're saying.>Tell Renari about yourselfBoth at once, because we're good like that.
>>43834611>Use your hearing 'trick', figure out what they're saying.
>>43834611>Who's your daddy, and what does he do?>use hearing powers.If we let them pick a fight with us, it'll make us look like the good guy and score mad points with the right people.
>>43834611I found a picture of her dad unmasked
Tbh guys we are treading a fine line here, we get too impassioned that sets a precedent for going dark side
>>43834611>>Use your hearing 'trick', figure out what they're saying.>>Tell Renari about yourself
>>43834693OR as I've been stating for awhile. We fuck off to the Mandalorians. Depending on if they changed that, They would LOVE an order of warriors.
>>43834611>>Tell Renari about yourself
>>43834716Bruhhh I'm running the dark side market here don't crowd me out But so much yes, mandalorian force user
>>43834716I don't get why everyone seems opposed to being a jedi. Is it just because of the waifus?
>>43834757They're being dumb, just ignore it.
>>43834757The whole no lust thing is a dealbreaker for these horny namefags
>>43834757Neither do i but most likely because of the waifu's.
>>43834611>Tell Renari about yourselfUgh, can we help make backstory? Or you gonna make it up Eail?
>>43834716I don't like those people. I'm an anti-lorian.
>>43834750>SAQ Joy filled sith>JAQ Lust filled jedithat's what we had said awhile ago, Ain't no plans for this char to do anything 'sithy' like murderhobo a town.>>43834757Not at all, Honestly I think most of us are from SAQ. I personally dislike the jedi/sith for being stuck up assholes before the empire's formation. I don't know what anon's reasons for the cluster fuck is.
>>43834783It's not lust, it's passion making way for serenity.
>>43834795>Lust filled jediThere's so many more interesting things to do in a star wars quest than just ERP
>>43834815>Lust must clearly mean erotic >Could never be applied to anything else at all.Never mind the statement like 2 threads ago about how it was a polar oppsite for the SAQ but k >>43834794That is your choice anon until we break down the door and tell you to join our army.
Figuring it might as well be fair to speak about yourself as well, you tell Renari quite a bit about growing up as a street rat on Nar Shadda. All of the various types of activities and mischief you got up to in your youth, the petty crimes, the not so petty crimes, drifting from one spot to another all over the planetary city. She seems quite interested in hearing your story, listening all the way through even as you're getting more towards the end, and the part where you were found by the Jedi.It might be a little difficult to do, and you won't be able to hear everything perfectly if you're going to be talking as well, but you're actually fairly interested in what everyone around you is saying. So, with a little bit of concentration, you try to hone in one a specific table to get a feel for what's being said."Seduced by the Sith Witch...""He must've fallen already.""When are the master's going to get rid of that schutta?""Maybe they're siblings, and that's why they're together?""Have you heard what they were caught doing by the lake... with younglings so close!"You're quite the talk of the cafeteria it seems, and not a bit of it all that flattering thanks to the company that you're choosing to keep.>Focus on Rena, ask about her dad.>Stand up to the Cafeteria (How so?)>Write in
>>43834911>Focus on Rena, ask about her dad.Patience, no sense getting off into a scrap over words.
>>43834911>Focus on Rena, ask about her dad.
>>43834911>>Stand up to the Cafeteria (How so?)Shut the Force UP YA CUNTS! We are trying to have a conversation here.
>>43834911>Stand up to the Cafeteria, Your all REAL jedi huh? Closed mined and unable to see that she is her own being. The sins of the father are not passed unto the sin Daughter
>>43834911>Focus on Rena, ask about her dad.>Use the Force to spill some drinks on the the apprentices who were talking shit about you.
>>43834911>Stand up to the Cafeteria (How so?)WHAT GOT YOU SO SCARED ABOUT US? FEAR LEADS TO THE DARK SIDE!
>>43834911>>Focus on Rena, ask about her dad.
>>43834911>Roll your eyes at the table. What a sorry lot. I'm sure the Masters will be interested to know how embarrassing some of the charges are acting.>Ask Rena about her dad.
>>43834911>>Focus on Rena, ask about her dad.So I'm curious, if we grew up near the red-light district, was our mother a whore?
>>43834911>>Write in"Hey, can you guys shut up, I'm trying to have a conversation here, you're more obvious than a whore house on discount day, yeesh."
>>43834911>Stand up to the Cafeteria (How so?)You wanna talk shit? Say it to my face
>>43834911>Focus on RenaTalk for a while, ask if she has plans beyond the Academy, her dad, maybe pick her brain about Force and saber techniques since we're apparently 200% turbo ignoramus when it comes to that sort of thing.I wouldn't go confronting everybody just yet. Just be unapologetically ourselves. No reason to pick fights just because people talk shit. Eail I have to say this quest seems more like a parody of SAQ than a sister quest or companion quest of any kind. But once you get past all the anons shitflinging it's probably the best good old-fashioned FUN quest on teegee right now.
>>43834911>>Focus on Rena, ask about her dad.Those cowards don't even smoke Death-sticks
>>43834963>>43834998>>43834911This, no need to get so angry, just a little upset. We can prove ourselves with time.
>>43835012Jedi Class Clown Quest is best quest.
>>43835063>dude always fucks about>still does better than most of his peers>and he's literally fucking about
Looks like we're focusing on Rena, but doing some JEDI shit to fuck with people.I'll give you a DC of 6 to fuck with people.3d10 please AND>Let them see you do it>Hide that you're doing it
Rolled 6, 7, 3 = 16 (3d10)>>43835108>Hide itTHEY CAN'T KNOW IF WE FUCK UP
Rolled 3, 6, 10 = 19 (3d10)>>43835108>Hide that you're doing itWe're A+ at being loud and disruptive. Let's try our hand at subtlety.
Rolled 1, 8, 2 = 11 (3d10)>>43835108dice pls
Rolled 5, 1, 7 = 13 (3d10)>>43835108>Hide it
Rolled 6, 4, 5 = 15 (3d10)>>43835108
Rolled 1, 3, 6 = 10 (3d10)>>43835108>Let them see you do it
>>43835134>>43835137>>43835140The dice are not kind to Zev...BUT YOU STILL MANAGED TO PULL IT OFF YAY
>>43835118Oh holy shit.>"Feel the wrath of Zev, you slandering bantha-herders!">Everyone's glasses shake lightly and then nothing else happens
>>43835108>>Hide that you're doing it
Rolled 7, 3, 3 = 13 (3d10)>>43835108>>Hide that you're doing it
>>43835153>They think we were kidding>Suddenly Pocket sand from the glasses.
>>43835214>everyone laughs>Zev laughs louder when they drink their new glass of synthesized bantha cum
>>43835256>"Padawan, would you mind informing us how you managed to learn Force Alchemy in between our earlier discussion and lunchtime?">"I tripped over a Holocron."
>>43835282>Not "The fuck is "alchemy"?"For shame!
>>43835214>suddenly everyone's pockets start trembling>"Bankai!">sand shoots everywhere, forming a giant snake>"Chikara no suna no hebi"I only regret being this much of a faggot a little. If I had slept in the past 20+ hours, I'd probably regret it more, but until then I'm imagining terrible fun shoujo fights.
>>43835282"Those holocrons were lost thousands of years ago!""And?"
>>43835282Not to mention I'm pretty sure Alchemy is a uniquely dark side thing
>>43835305Your doing gods work anon.>>43835315it strictly is but dark side abilities in lore have been used for good and vice verse. Only Sage 20 fucks that rule up or video games.>>43835311>And>POCKET SAND>Runs
>>43835315It's all in applications. I'm betting that something like it existed at least once for Jedi.
>>43835327Still entertains me that force healing is also a dark side spellMakes me happy with the mechanics of the force
While part of you wants to stand up and get some attention from the punks that are talking smack about you and Renari, the more intelligent part of your brain realizes this might actually be a pretty bad idea, at least for now. There are a few actual Jedi in the room after all, starting something where they can obviously see you were the one that did it would be rather bad after all. It's not like you don't have a nifty little mind trick that can help you out with this one!With your hands still crossed, a little wave is enough to send the glasses of everyone at that particular table falling over, letting juice, water, and various other types of liquids flow across the surface, soaking the food that was still present. Surprised cries, and some of anger can be easily heard, but you don't look over to see them, wouldn't want to give yourself away after all. Renari looks rather confused though, glancing from the table, back to you several times.You only continue to innocently smile at the girl.She grins right back."So, your dad was a pretty big guy after all, Darth... Sidor, right? What kind of man was he?" Considering he was a Sith, if what the Masters said was true, you've got an idea, but then again Renari doesn't exactly fit that mold either.>CONT
>>43835315Honest question. Besides being nice (?) to the daughter of a Sith Lord have we done one thing since coming to the Academy that would be considered leaning towards the Light? I mean, it's fun fucking with the Masters and I have no intention of stopping but their concerns seem remarkably valid.
>>43835363"Father was... very kind, not just to me, to the crew of his ship, and the servants as well." She starts, a sad little smile replaing the grin from earlier. "He was very generous too, always looking after his subordinates, a few even told me he paid better than the rest of the Empire." A small giggle escapes at that. "He always seemed kind of sad though. Ever since Mother died when I was very young, she was a Sith too, her apprentice betrayed her... Father went against tradition and killed him anyways in revenge. I think he was hurting for a long time after that... he didn't deserve to be murdered..."It looks like she might be about to tear up a little bit... you should probably do something.>"He sounds like he was a great man">"I'm sorry for your loss">Hold her hand>Pat her on the head>Kiss her>Write in
>>43835118>>43835123>>43835134Okay, I don't get how the dice system words, how did we pass?
>>43835373Oh yeah like I said earlier we're on a one way path with shitty skin conditions at this rate
>>43835383>>"I'm sorry for your loss
>>43835383DONT COMPLIMENT THE SITH LORD I REPEAT DONT COMPLIMENT THE SITH LORD
>>43835383>>"I'm sorry for your loss"
>>43835383>Cross over to her side of the table and hug her.
>>43835383>"I'm sorry for your loss">Hold her hand
>>43835383>"I'm sorry for your loss">mfw it takes the darkest Jedi in recent history to bring the daughter of an esteemed Sith lord to the path of the Light through kindness and lewds
>>43835383>>"I'm sorry for your loss">>Hold her hand
>>43835383>He sounds like he was a great man>Pat her on the head>>43835411I DO WHAT I WANT. he sounds like a good guy though
>>43835363>your father was a pretty big guy
>>43835430JESUS FUCK ANON!! Blue Board!
>>43835383>"He sounds like he was a good man"
>>43835383>"I'm sorry for your loss"
>>43835423This. No words, no empty platitudes. Give her a shoulder to cry on.God knows she needs one.
>>43835383>I'm sorry for your loss>He sounds like a great man
>>43835440My sidesOh god my sides
>>43835423I vote for the hug. And fuck anyone who looks at you disapprovingly for it.
>>43835383Hold up, what's Xanth's dad doing in her story about her father?
>>43835423this, give her a little bit of an outlet
>>43835490I just grabbed a generic Sith imageOr did I?
>>43835483>Jedi must hold no personal connection>no personal connection> dont fuck a girl and then listen to her daddy issues>such is the way of the jedi
>>43835490Xanth's dad is still alive I thought.
>>43835383>>43835423A hug seems like what she needs right now.
>>43835506I hope your not doing what I think your doing I swear to god mate
>>43835509>"Master, if I have non-emotional relations with a woman, shouldn't I be kind and listen to her issues?">"No, young Padawan, for that is the way of the Dark Side. Crush that puss then get gone, you must.
>>43835383>>"I'm sorry for your loss"Then don't hold her hand, just place your hand over hers. And maybe add a smile.
>>43835515Plot twist, her dad is alive and she doesn't know it, asshole! WOOO!!
>>43835506Oh no you did not just imply what I'm thinking you're implying
>>43835526>>43835558What do you think I'm doing Salt-kun, anon-kun
>>43835383>>43835423Give that bitch a hug. Bitches love hugs.
>>43835566How is this even supposed to work at this rate?We can only have one Tripfag Gm...right?
>>43835566>tfw Eail takes the joke too farOr>tfw you call out the SHAMILAYNANDANGALANGian plot twist?
>>43835509>a Jedi must have no compassion, no connection>fuck girls then never talk to them again
>>43835566you cheeky fuck
>>43835526>>43835558>>43835566>>43835591>>43835603I have no idea what is happening. Someone explain
>>43835613"Such is the way of the jedi" -Mace-din'du
>>43835603Common sense flew out the window somewhere during chapter two. Probably best not to take anything off the table just because it "doesn't make sense" or "is equal parts insane, impossible, and ignorant".
>>43835613Why does that sound like a fucking Jedi health class?>>43835623Your gonna wanna spank at this rate and not because of that one anon shouting SHIT QUEST!but for once I hope I'm not wrong and it does the do
>>43835639Wanna try to say that again in English?
>>43835649Oi wot kinna shit you chattin? I'll fuck'n glass ya, ya cheeky cunt, swear on Salty's mum I will
>>43835623No but seriously, someone explain, I don't get it
>>43835649Salt only speaks in Jigga-boo
>>43835552I... can actually think of a valid plot for that. Given the fact that he killed her mom's apprentice in violation of tradition, other Sith may be angry enough to send some parties to kill him and her. By contacting the Jedi and giving her to them and faking his death through their help, he could lead to personal redemption. It's possible that he had been a Jedi before.
>>43835686I believe they are implying that she is Xanth's daughteru
>>43835684Can we have this as a dialogue option next time Zev gets drunk?
>>43835623People are concerned that Eail is going to make Renari related to Xanth (the main character in SAQ) through his father.
>>43835704He's gone over to the Chav side
>>43835649I was gonna answer you but then after my refresh hit. SOME SCOTTISMEN >>43835684got involed and now I gotta kill his sheep.>>43835694Eail fucking understands me and so did half of them I think.>>43835704I don't think I could be in these quests anymore if that happened anon. I'd be too dead every time I thought of it.
>>43835704Zev's abilities thus far:>Single-saber combat>Force speed>Pocket sand>Puss crushing>Can break the fourth wall when drunk and turn into a meme machineAnything else?
>>43835746>Scottish Fuck you too mate, some scottsman fuck yer mom right proper?
>>43835748That's a well rounded suite of powers.
>>43835788>>43835746here's some music to listen while you to go at it in your fisticuff fight.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_WYeolsRrvk
>>43835748We need to learn Force Sand.
>>43835748Master aho>>43835788No you fucking shite, I'm a real fucking Irishmen. Not your bullshit of an English slave Scottismen or Northern folk.>>43835816If I wasn't drunk anon.
...Man if there's one thing you really hate, it's seeing pretty girls looking like they're about to cry. Something about that sorta thing just rubs you the wrong way, pretty girls aren't supposed to cry, especially not when you can do something about it. Getting up from your seat at the table, Renari looks at you, confused, even as tears well up in the corners of her eyes. She thinks you're leaving her, as so many others have, and she looks hurt.That is until, you wheel aroud the side of the table and come over to sit next to her on the bench. Wrapping your arm around the girl's middle, you pull her close to you, giving her a half hug. It's not all that much, but without a doubt it's more affection than she's gotten in years, if you're correctly picking up on the way she's speaking about her father. "Hey now, no need to cry yeah?" You softly say, wiping away one of the tears at the corner of her eye. "I don't like seeing cute girls cry." Putting on a grin as you look down at her.Renari weakly smiles up at you when you say that, putting her arm around you and giving you her own hug back, it seems she rather appreciates the way that you're looking out for her. Once again it appears that the cafeteria has all eyes on you. Such an open bit of affection, such closeness, out in public? Sure it's not having sex on the table, though the thought does cross your mind for a nano-second, but hey it's not like you're DOING that right now, no reason they need to be such prudes about it.>Flip 'em the bird>"Let's get outta here yeah?">Go get Renari some dessert >Write in
>>43835833>Flip 'em the bird>"Let's get outta here yeah?"
>>43835833>Go get Renari some dessert
>>43835829>I'm a real fucking IrishmenAt least now we don't have to ask why you type like you have hooves instead of fingers.
>>43835833>>"Let's get outta here yeah?"Go find a nice place to talk and be alone.
>>43835833>>Go get Renari some dessertChocolate pudding time.
>>43835833>Go get Renari and yourself some dessertWe might not be able to eat like kings soon.
>>43835833>And then, suddenly, everyone else's pants suddenly fell to the ground. Who coulda done such a thing!
>>43835833>>Flip 'em the bird>>"Let's get outta here yeah?">>Go get Renari some dessertfuck you Eial all the options!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>43835833>Go get Renari and yourself some dessert.>"Let's get outta here yeah?"
>>43835833>Flip 'em the bird>"Let's get outta here yeah?"This cafeteria scene has lasted a long time
>>43835833>Go get Renari some dessertChocolate pudding.We get vanilla.POTTERY.
>>43835833>>"Let's get outta here yeah?">>Go get Renari some dessertThey have chocolate in Star Wars, right? Let's get some chocolate made with blue milk.
>>43835833>DessertLet's go get some delicious pie with Renari.And then dessert.
>>43835829>real Irishmen Still mad about half yer shitty island being owned by the queen?
>>43835833>"Let's get outta here yeah?"
>>43835887>"Glad I'm not on that ship."
>>43835833>"Let's get outta here yeah?"But once out tell her to hang on, go back in and give this quick speak"You all should know Sith are not born, they are made and they are made by people like you alienating someone for their past, by people like you whom instead of trying to help turn them away, because of people like you...remember that."
>>43835833>"Let's get outta here yeah?">Grab some dessert on the way out.
>>43835856I don't see the issue with my spelling, Expect when you get uppity about it. Ain't heard shit from Op's bitching about it.>>43835893Could be worse, we could all be owned by the Queen and have to deal with the sheep fuckers.>>43835904I'm not sure if we know that yet.
>>43835904>Zev drops this speech on them, they sit in stunned silence>No one talks shit on him any more because they think he's literally autisticBrilliant!
>>43835833>"Let's go get emotional in my room."
>>43835915Being owned by the queen isn't all bad honestly. You're right about Scotts though, fuckers ruin every pub in the city during a rugby game.
>>43835969fucking Jocks man, the only thing I dont miss since leaving the UK
CHOCOLATE PUDDINGAND GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERELETS GO
>>43835915Oi what have the Zealanders done to you?
>>43835985Do the security cams in star wars notice force abilities or atleast the ones in the jedi places?>>43835991They took from me, my everything.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dLzKWk2OfVcSo listening to this album and it actually goes pretty well with the thread.
>>43836047But you gave them nothing?
>>43836047I mean I suppose you could see people doing the hand movements and whatnot, and other things moving correspondingly, but I don't thin the Force can be directly observed regardless of fancy camera.
"Let's get you some dessert and get out of here. The whole cafeteria thing is starting to get pretty old, not much fun here when there isn't a lot of food being passed around." You shoot Rena a grin, giving her a pat on the shoulder as you stand up to head back to the line. Soon returning with two cups of chocolate pudding, one for yourself, and one for Rena. You've never had pudding before, but chocolate is always nice, and if your memory serves, girls like chocolate a lot don't they?You know that you do at least.Enjoying your pudding on the way out of the cafeteria, you and Renari talk about smaller things, different hobbies. Pazzak, speeder racing, the way the war effort seems to be stalling on both Empire and Republic sides, yknow, fun stuff like that.The wandering around has lead the two of you into what appears to be a large dojo though. Jedi of all ages practicing in quite a variety of rings, sabers, hand to hand, even some simply meditating together, quite a bit going on.>"Wanna have a real match this time?">"I'm tired, think I'll call it a day">Challenge someone>Write in
>>43836105>>"I'm tired, think I'll call it a day"
>>43836090I'm just a bitter man simple as that from the past.>>43836093I always wondered that, Thanks for the heads up.>You wanna have a real match this time?DOMAINCE INTEFIISES
>>43836105>"Wanna have a real match this time?"Let's see if we can beat her without leaning on her apparently torturous levels of sexual frustration.
>>43836105>>"I'm tired, think I'll call it a day""If I get murdered in my sleep the Masters did it!"
>>43836105>Wanna have a real match this time?
>>43836105>"Wanna have a real match this time?"
>>43836105>"I'm tired, think I'll call it a day"
>>43836105>"I'm tired, think I'll call it a day""Wanna hang out in my new room?" (no lewds)
>>43836105>>"Wanna have a real match this time?"
>>43836124I thought you were making a movie quote...
>>43836145I'm to drunk for that shit right now. Only reason i'm up is cause of it.
QM, just a suggestion, but if we're going to make any progress during this quest we might need to get past day one at some point.Also I'm dying to see how Zev deals with an actual classroom situation.
So the real question of the day isWhere do we sleep, our room, or hers?
>>43836167>Implying we sleep anywhere but her room
>>43836105>Challenge someoneOpportunity for a new friend/rival!We can waifuspam later guys, there's always later.
>>43836167The obvious answer is that we split into two and do both.However that can cause one to get jealous and then cause a deathmatch in which the girl has to choose which one of us is the real Zev.
>>43836162Agreed, but I'm more interested in seeing how we'll handled actual life or death combat.
>>43836162Plan on it, this is technically our third session still in day one, and this is the end of it, no matter if you choose to fight or go to bed.
>>43836175>We take Rena back to her room for a "slumber party">The sexual tension is so thick you could cut it with a fucking knife>She has a stuffed Ewok on her bed>We think it's the most adorable thing ever and immediately fall asleep cuddling it>Rena sighs, frustrated, and climbs in bed next to us to go to sleep>We steal all the blanketsB E S T J E D IESTJEDI
>>43836225Not using her as THE blanket and sharing our body heat With Hand holding as well For shame Anon.
"Wanna have a real match this time? One that doesn't get solved in five seconds from me pulling down your." You don't get to finish that sentence before Renari elbows you in the gut. Oh right, probably not a good idea to let that one get out too easily, else you're going to be stuck in some pretty awkward situations out of the gate again."Yes, let's have a real match, then we're going to bed. There's a weapon rack over there, if you want to try another weapon rather than just a single saber." Renari replies, flipping her hair and shooting you a grin as she moves over to stand at the edge of a ring, claiming it for the two of you.Moving over to the weapon rack that she pointed out, there are quite a few sabers in front of you, all different shapes and sizes. Short sabers, double bladed sabers... and one that looks very interesting, it's got a curved hilt, looking as though it's meant to be held in one hand, rather than two like most of the other sabers appear to be. Could be interesting to try this one out.>Stick with your normal saber>Grab another saber, dual wield>Double Bladed>Dueling Saber>Write in
>>43836268>No bong-saber>No Blaster-saberWhats worth living for?>Dueling saber
>>43836268>Dueling SaberHave there ever been any Jedi with dueling sabers? The only two people I can think of who've used them are Dooku and Ventress.
>>43836268>Dueling SaberBest we get used to this hilt now, seeing as we all want an offhand blaster, yeah?
>>43836302Well Dooku was a jedi originally
>>43836314So was Ventress, they both fell to the dark side. And Zev is at least under suspicion of becoming a Dark Jedi, so picking up a dueling saber probably won't help his reputation.
>>43836342Ventress was a Nightsister.
>>43836342Neither will continuing his overtly sexual relationship with the daughter of a Sith Lord, but the chances of anons voting to turn away from Rena is effectively zero right now.
>>43836300>No claymore saberBut muh impotent nerd rage!
>everyone's fw Zev inevitably manages to -not- fail at everything forever
>>43836300I'm fairly sure the bong saber will have to be built by us specifically. I doubt the Jedi would have them laying around for younglings and apprentices to play with.
>>43836370But we fail at being sith....
>>43836378Well, Darth Chill never showed up, but his brother might!
>>43836381>yfw Zev pranks people in the cafeteria
Something about that curved saber draws you to it. it looks rather regal, elegant, the sort of weapon that someone that was a noble would use, you most certainly aren't any of that, but you still feel compelled to at least give using this thing a shot. Picking up the curved saber, you test it a bit in your hand, it's not comfortable to hold it in the way that you were using your old saber.A bit of testing, and you're feeling much more comfortable with it more in the palm of your hand, rather than more towards the fingertips as you were with the more traditional kind of lightsaber. It feels nice in your hand, comfortable, and you've sort of got an idea of how it was meant to be used just based off of the way that you're holding it."That's a Dueling Saber." Rena says, her hand on her hip as she watches you palm the thing. "It's more designed to be used with Makashi, than any other style, so it might fit you, if you want more of that in your fighting form than Juyo or Ataru. Give it a shot Zev, let's practice and see how you do with that one." Stepping into the ring, Rena grabs her saber and ignites it, the blue blade coming to life.Following suit and coming into the ring, you hold the saber in front of you, your other arm feeling slightly... naked as there's not really a comfortable way to put it on the saber too."Put your arm behind your back, let it balance you... just do what comes natural." Rena instructs.You do as she says again, putting your arm behind your back and holding the saber to your side as you ignite it, a yellow blade extending from the hilt... pretty."Ready?""Ready">Zev attack!>Defend>Ask Rena for Advice>Write in
>>43836415Zev, the first Jedi Trickster.My sides are in the Outer Rim.
>>43836431>DefendPlay defensive, fluid. Read her movements, react, move around them like water and strike.
>>43836431>>Zev attack!Is it super effective?
>>43836431>>Zev attack!Time to get beat
>>43836431>Zev attack!Use force speed too!
>>43836431>>Zev attack!So, Zev carrying different types of sabers for different styles?Get fucked, Grievous.
>>43836431Readying riposte and defenseI dont know what it is btw
>>43836401Maybe we'll get lucky and run into Master Jay and Master Bob.
>>43836357 Or force pike. Fuck you>>43836378Fair enough>>43836431This>>43836461
>>43836473What about Consular Marley?
>>43836431>Zev attack!Launch a series of probing strikes. If she parries with both hands on the hilt of her saber, we press the attack further and use our free hand to boop her nose.
>Zev attack Wins it3d10DC of 6 right now. Best of 4 still gentlemen
Rolled 1, 9, 5 = 15 (3d10)>>43836490>>43836502
Rolled 10, 6, 5 = 21 (3d10)>>43836482ILets see if Zev can get A Critical!>>43836502
Rolled 8, 4, 2 = 14 (3d10)>>43836502Welp
Rolled 8, 7, 3 = 18 (3d10)>>43836502MER
>>43836513>>43836517You pass at the very least, that's good
>>43836490>Locking blades>Rena obviously has the upper hand"You can't beat me this time, Zev. I have the high gro--">boop>completely tosses her off her game>Master Tikran's face when she hears of our unconventional sparring tactics
>>43836471Couldn't you make a dual saber version of Makashi by using a shortsaber in your off-hand?I don't want to dual saber, it's just food for thought. Though I wouldn't oppose the idea of having a spare saber for using different styles with.
>>43836525I was not aware that shes also into dog play. Shes fetish central? ;-;
>>43836525Most IC post we've had all thread.
>>43836525It took Yoda nine hundred years to realize that trolling your enemies is the ultimate use of the Force.It took Zev one day.
Deep breath in, deep breath out, calming yourself you close your eyes and concentrate... trust in the Force, let it guide you. Rena seems to be able to sense that you're readying yourself, and steps back with her saber raised in a defensive manner. Opening your eyes once more, you've got the feeling you can at least give this a shot. With your arm locked behind your back, the saber is brought up and slowly extended at an angle in front of you allowing you to keep a solid grip on it as you shuffle forward, one foot leading the other "Good Zev, you're thinking, Makashi is practical, it's not wild and destructive like Juyo... that's why managing to combine the two, mix them, would make you so effective!" She says with a smile as you approach her.With a burst of speed, you send out three quick probing strikes with your lightsaber, all of which Rena just manages to block in time with her blue blade, deflecting them."Boop" You say as the hand from behind your back comes around and lightly pokes the girl on her nose."Come on take this seriously! I'm trying to train you here!" She whines, making a few slashes at you that you're... surprisingly able to deflect rather easily. This saber flows well in your hands, letting you make swift movements that you otherwise might not be able to.>Keep on the offense>Defend>Ask for more advice>Force Speed? (Currently, you can use this one time per fight, it will lower the DC of a check by one if you catch a foe off guard with it.)>Write in
>>43836581>>Keep on the offenseHah she got booped
>>43836581>Ask for more adviceAsk her what her most closely guarded fetish is, then move in for the kill while she stammers out a response.
>>43836581>>Keep on the offenseGotta keep booping her.When she finally asks why we are doing it, point out that every time we merely poked her would could have thrown a punch or used the Force instead.
>>43836581>Keep on the offense
>>43836599Rofl this.Start listing off some examples if she doesn't immediately rise to the taunt.
>>43836581>>Defend>>Ask for more adviceLet's switch roles and see if she can show us a couple different forms that might serve as counters to our chosen styles.
>>43836581>keep on the offense>Ask for more advice.This too >>43836609 It is...surprisingly making sense.>>43836599Bad Anon this is a real fight between chars. We already wrecked her once.
>>43836581>>Keep on the offense
>>43836530I'd swing the other way and use a dueling saber with a longer hilt. That way we can switch to a conventional grip rather than changing weapons when we want to use another style.
>>43836624That'd be such an awkward hilt to wield with two hands, though. The worry I have there is that it might lessen the strengths of the dueling saber even if it shores up its dependence on being wielded one-handed, effectively making it a jack of all master of none type deal.I think having a standard saber at our belt as a backup sounds fine. We could typically lead with the dueling saber and a blaster in the off-hand.
>>43836581>Force Speed?I want to train this too.
>>43836624Regular sized dueling saber in the main hand. Shoto Saber in the off hand? Maybe reverse grip the shoto to be a defensive type of saber?
>>43836624If you make the hilt longer the dueling saber gets awkward to use. It's just designed for one handed use. You can't really make a two-handed version of it.
>>43836581Keep on the offensive it is then6 DC againROLL IT LADSAm I making the DC too easy?
>>43836653Okay, pls, don't, reverse grip is bad and you should feel bad. It reduces your reach, and it's easier to physically push something you are holding in reverse grip compared to a traditional one.Reverse grip is only really useful for stabbing something when you have a height advantage so you can put more force into it, or when holding the weapon normally would make it impossible to use properly, like when grappling. It's still only useful in that regard with an incredibly small weapon, like a knife.Come on, mang.
Rolled 4, 10, 1 = 15 (3d10)>>43836681BIG JEW
Rolled 8, 9, 4 = 21 (3d10)>>43836681Please help me with the force,DiceGod
Rolled 2, 6, 10 = 18 (3d10)>>43836681>DC too easy>with /tg/ dicekek
Rolled 2, 9, 5 = 16 (3d10)>>43836681
Rolled 2, 7, 2 = 11 (3d10)>>43836681
>>43836653How about keeping the offhand saber deactivated and using the dueling saber primarily defensively. Create an opening and turn on the standard saber for a powerful strike. Would probably require a degree of ambidexterity though.
>>43836694>All these low rollsYou may have a point, but still I don't want things to be too easy for Zev y'know?Are the DCs too low?
>>43836681DC is okay in this case given the circumstances. Should've been higher when we faced the Master even though she was holding back.If you want to make it tougher just make it best of three instead of best of four. DC 6 seems appropriate for sparring with a slightly off-balance foe who is more proficient than ourselves.
>>43836681I'd say make the DCs harder, or the rolling system less easy. Have we actually failed anything yet?
>>43836711How the fuck do the DCs work?
>>43836711you have no fucking idea mate how bad these get.
>>43836711>>43836714DC is fine considering this is also /tg/ dice we're talking about.>>43836725Yeah when we were facing the master we burned 2 fp.
>>43836727You roll me a 3d10Let's say the DC is 7You roll 7,6,5That's a minor failure5,5,5 is a massive failure7,7,6 is a success8,9,10 is a Crit>>43836725If you don't count force points, plenty
>>43836758Okay, but I've seen 9, 10, 10 rolled and you still called that a failure
>>43836769It goes across, not down.Each roll is it's own thing, you don't take the best of each
>>43836769Was it after 3 people had rolled?
>>43836758Thanks for clearing that up, I didn't know how you had divided it.>>43836783because that's fucking weird? >>43836786I think that was the anon counting down, Not across?
>>43836769You only take a full set.If the sets are7 1 25 8 33 3 9You don't have 7 8 9, as those are all parts of different sets.
>>43836786Yes, one person rolled a 9 in their first d10, another person rolled a 10 in their second d10, and the third person rolled a 10 in their third d10.
So is Zev going to become the Jedi Jester, Knight Errant? Travelling the galaxy, messing with assholes, challenging authority and uprooting established order, punishing evildoers and causing pranks and mischief along the way? The kind of person Jedi council would deploy as a tactical nuke to disrupt status quo?Or is he going to wander from world to world, seeking one challenge after another, following his fancies and doing whatever he feels like?Or perhaps is he going to embark a darker path and begin to accumulate power and influence for himself for its own sake?
>>43836793>because that's fucking weird?No, I think counting across might be weirder. Counting down encourages the feeling of "Team Effort," while counting across discounts rolls with 10s in them if they have two low numbers with the feeling of "Nice going, fuckface"
>>43836807The reason that you don't take the best of each column is because then you would virtually never fail.Just how it is, man.
>>43836807...I can see that more in like a group call or roll20 or face to face but not here. But that's a valid point.
>>43836796If we do this, then chances of success are greater so it became easy for use and the force point would be useless.Anyways...It is in the dice rule.
You merely grin at Rena, keeping your blade and fancy footwork going as you let the girl lead you around the ring as she attempts to get around to your back, or outpace you. You're keeping right on her though, the girl not managing to land any solid blows on you with the way you're managing to parry everything she's tossing your way with a quick movement of the wrist."Boop""Blast it Zev!"She's getting more and more annoyed each time you keep booping her on the nose. It's light, and really only meant to annoy the girl, though it is most certainly succeeding in doing that. Even if it's not true Makashi, this sort of style seems to be coming naturally to you, it actually feels rather nice since you're using 'proper' swordplay rather than the randomness that you were swinging about during your fight with Tikran.You haven't used The Force in this fight, except to guide your movements and help you in this match. It feels interesting, not relying on your tricks to escape from whatever danger is coming your way... You're in control of this fight, and you're actually playing fair."Boop""Raaaaagh!">Go for the kill!>Back off and defend>Force speed!>Write in
>>43836826>DefendTime to test our defence.Serenity in chaos
>>43836826Keep with the booping!
>>43836826>>Back off and defend
>>43836801The first one sounds fun, the other two just sound tremendously edgy and boring.The Jedi Counsel has to desperately scramble to keep finding targets to point Master Zev towards, because when he gets bored he starts playing epic-scale pranks on Republic planets. That one time he managed to fill every single ventilation duct in the Senate debate chambers on Coruscant cost several million credits to clean up.Meanwhile Zev is perfectly convinced that the heads of the Order keep dropping all of these interesting, challenging missions into his lap just because he's awesome when really it is a form of damage control.
>>43836826>Force speed!Grab her wrist with our offhand and twist, then put our blade at her throat
>>43836826>Go in for the killing Boop.
>>43836826>Back off and defendShe's pissed now. Let her come flying at us and overextend herself. Then we can just trip her.>>43836844When she falls, lean down and deliver the killing boop. No mercy for Sith scoundrels!
>Master Zev teaching an apprentice>constantly staying just out of reach>constantly coming in and booping themIt teaches self-control! That's what he'll tell everyone else, anyway.
>>43836859>>43836863>>43836844>All this killing boopWe are the Joker in Jedi uniform.
>>43836826>Back off and defendLet's try it
>>43836876>mfw Zev actually pioneers a method of killing dangerous enemies with a single boop to the nose
>>43836826>Back off and defend
>>43836874And what will happen when our Apprentice thinks us incompetent and goes to the Dark Side because he can't see the reason behind our unorthodox training techniques?
Back off and defend wins itDo note Force Speed can work with any other option!It's not unique!Roll me 3d10 please 6 DC again
>>43836826>Force speed!Parry one of her blows wide then step inside her guard. Grab her wrist with our offhand, put a heel behind her leading foot, step forward. Grin through the sexual tension generated by being on top of her again.
Rolled 10, 8, 1 = 19 (3d10)>>43836898I wanna see some good blocking action!
Rolled 9, 8, 6 = 23 (3d10)>>43836898
Rolled 4, 9, 6 = 19 (3d10)>>43836898yeah
Rolled 4, 1, 2 = 7 (3d10)>>43836898KILLING BOOP
Rolled 5, 2, 10 = 17 (3d10)>>43836898Allah please guide this dice
Rolled 3, 4, 5 = 12 (3d10)>>43836898
Rolled 6, 8, 2 = 16 (3d10)>>43836898
Rolled 4, 9, 5 = 18 (3d10)>>43836898and with this I'm off! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dTnlOZl9jBA REMEMBER THE SAND
>>43836908I believe that's a crit? Critical Boop?
>>43836895We hunt them down, drag them back, and do it some more.They will learn.
How would you anons think this looks for Zev's saber? Or maybe Renari's?
>>43836908Sweet baby jesus
>>43836908CRITICAL BOOPALL HAIL THE DEFENSE>Force Point Earned: Total is 2!Zev is too strong innit
>>43836908Amazing duelist, terrible JediThis quest is beautiful, glad I hopped in to check it out
>>43836928Not curved enough. I think we're going to end up going Curved Hilt.
>>43836934Make the DC higher, this may be getting into bruce levels
>>43836934To be fair, he's never been in a real fight.
>>43836908>tfw Saitama became our saint>>43836895>Apprentice who pass our training became the most patient Jedi >Not even 'yo mama' insults cant anger then>Tfw they transcend beyond anger
>>43836946Nah, it's fine, I just critted with a relevant image even though I have no fucking idea how or why DCs work the way they do
>>43836949>Only the most promising and powerful aspiring Jedi are sent to the fearsome Master Zev, a man whose name is only spoken of in whispers>He trolls them until they either snap and become completely insane, or transcend all their earthly frustration and become one with the Force, attaining infinite wisdom and godlike patience>Zev doesn't care either way he has a great time whatever he does>The purest, most zen Jedi in the galaxy are trained by a man who had no business graduating from the Academy in the first place and sleeps with SithWhat the fuck I love this.
>>43836946Man, you have zero sense of scale, huh?
>>43836966Collecting my sides, please stand by
>>43836966What would a holocron left by Master Zev be filled with? What sort of knowledge would he impart to the future generations of Jedi?
>>43836994Just a sex tape.
While you might have been able to go in for the finishing 'boop' on Renari, you want to hold back a bit and see how you can actually manage her while on the defensive. Keeping your arm pinned behind your back, you start to set the pace now as you lead her forward as your offensive falls off. "C'mon, let me have it Rena, else I won't let you have it again." You tell her with a grin as the girl rushes you with a flurry of attacks.Somehow though, you're still able to keep in control, all of it seems so easy, deflect, parry, block, side step. Keep moving and keep the saber at the ready, don't let her get the upper hand. "Boop""Why do you keep doing that!""Boop""Zev!""Boop"She lets out a pathetic little whine at the last one."Every time I boop'd you, I could have thrown a punch or used the force, but I like you too much to do that Rena, thus, boop!" Giving her one final 'boop' on the nose to finish off the match. The girl throws her arms into the air. "Gah, I give up." She says with a sigh.Neat."So...">"Your room?">"My room?">"Let's go mess with some Apprentices">"Whatcha wanna do?">Write in(Next post is final one)
>>43836994It'd just be all the best places for cheap food on Nar Shadaa
>>43836994It'd just be pic related.
>>43837010>>"Let's go mess with some Apprentices"
>>43837010>"My room?">"I hope I don't have to share, it might get a bit awkward for them."
>>43837010>"Let's go mess with some Apprentices"
>>43837010>>"Let's go mess with some Apprentices"[BOOPING INTENSIFIES EXCESSIVELY]
>>43837004Montage of him banging someone in various historic moments.>Councilor giving a speech to trillionsZev is doing the dirty just off stage>Jedi Council are testing a recruitZev is doing the dirty doggy behind a slightly open door>Jedi in an epic battle somewhereZev under the command table
>>43837010>"Whatcha wanna do?"
>>43837010>Write inI am sorry for this but lets end it with full blast."So Renari...how bout the two of us get alone and Meditate?
>>43837033I love the upside down stormtrooper in the back by the tie.
>>43837010>Your room cutie?
>>43837004>Holocron contain Master Zev and Master Renari>"Zev...should we left some word of wisdom?">"Well...after this one.">"Remember NOT to mix the holocrone">"Sure,sure. Padawan, what I am going to teach you is an advance technique:force penetration">Jedi's face became annoyedexcalibur.jpg
>>43837010>your room for some heavy booping?
>>43837010>"Let's go to your room and meditate."
honestly, Zev needs a dueling saber with the equivalent of a star wars blaster uzi in the off-hand.Blade locked in combat, both jedi and sith staring each other down eye to eye.And then Zev just up and shoots them in the gut.
>>43837108Fuck yes. that'd be great.
>>43837035>Implying Zev would not be actively participating in these>Councilor giving a speech to trillionsZev is eating her out off the camera frame>Jedi Council are testing a recruitZev is distracting her with Force Wank>Jedi in an epic battle somewhereZev is Force Disrobing the sith commander
>>43837108>Zev shoots first
>>43837091>Densest Padawan ever: "Do I have to use my penis for that? I mean, it;s breaking her defenses, obviously, you can hear her cry out, so it must be painful. Man, they must really trust each other to be able to cause so much harm and still be friends. But shouldn't they be wearing robes?"
>>43837108DamnNot even Xanth would cheat like that
Deactivating your new dueling saber, you pocket the thing, not a chance on Hutta you're giving this thing back after the success you just had with it. No reason you can't have two lightsabers after all, is there? Well, really even if there is, you're just going to ignore that little rule for the time being and focus on the present."So... I'm thinking we go mess with some of the Apprentices around the Academy... especially the ones that don't like us very much! Give them a taste of the power of the 'boop' first hand, so they'll learn to fear it!" An evil laugh follows you after you finish speaking, and after a few seconds and hand motions, Renari joins in with you.The two of you look like absolute fools in the middle of the training area, but hey tha's okay, you're having fun!"Oh yeah and after that we can go back to your room for some heavy duty one on one booping... y'know, the really good kind~" Shooting her a wink as your laughter dies down, the two of you walking out of the dojo elbowing each other back and forth in the ribsBest day ever.>JAQ #4 END>Follow me on twitter @Eail4>Ask shit at ask.fm/qmeailI RAN FOR TWELVE HOURS, WHAT THE FUCK
>>43837117Fuck...you win.Force help my sides
>>43837118And that's why Xanth got shot in the gut.:^)
>>43837122run more ya fucknah was funny. happy turkey day bitch!
So I have a legit question for you guys, maybe consider it some homework if you don't have an idea for this right now.How can I combine Juyo and Makashi into a reasonable sort of style?
>>43837122Hey, next thread, will there be opportunities to make amends with the Zabrak newbie?
>>43837122>Zev and Renari quickly become Bros with BenefitsI am okay with this.Good run, Eail!
>>43837129I'm guessing an offense-oriented dueling build where you kind of try to immediately apply as much momentum as possible to your opponent while maintaining the technical style of Makashi. Death by a thousand cuts style.Except in our case we'd also have a DC-17 in our off-hand.
>>43837144>The Benefits: They get to be Bros!
>>43837137Yup!>>43837144Best buds 4lyfe>>43837146Cheers anon
>>43837129http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Form_VIIhttp://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Form_IIIt has shit ranged defense and doesn't work well against groups.
>>43837122>I RAN FOR TWELVE HOURS, WHAT THE FUCKBruce when!?
>>43837129Honestly, probably make it like the french martial art Savate.Wild kicks with shifting stances and lots of feints but have the actual duelling saber attacks be pretty straightforward.If you guys have ever seen Samurai Champloo, think of the way Mugen moves in his fight but with Jin's traditional Kenpo when actually attacking if that helps in your imagery.
>>43837154>It has shit ranged defenseThat's what the blaster's for!
>>43837154Shit ranged defense and 1v1 oriented.Switch to the basics of Ataru when forced against multiple foes?Combining this two into one style would make for a fucking deadly duelist though aye?
>>43837154>http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Form_VII>Mace Windu developed a variant that allowed him to channel his inner darkness into the duelkek
>>43837170Juyo also is exhausting due to how it fiddles with your insides, apparently.They compliment eachother, but they share similar weaknesses.And it probably wouldn't work well against other users of Makashi, at all.
>>43837170Very much so. We'll be able to mulch people in close combat quicker than a fat kid eating cake.But Lord help us if someone pulls a blaster on us. Unless we can add some basic Soresu to our repertoire, we'll need to just close the distance as soon as possible to cut the shooter apart.
>>43837154What if we used the force to direct blaster shots to our saber, and then we swept all the energy captured in our blade back at our enemy?
>>43837197Silly anon, if someone brings a gun to a swordfight, it's okay because we have a gun as well, in which case it's suddenly the climax scene of a western
>>43837200http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/TutaminisYou're a faggot. But it could work if we ever learned how.
>>43837200Shooting your own saber to attack from unorthodox angles is pretty dirty. I like it.
>>43837190That's why it'd be good to have a backup style to fall on, like Soresu or Shien.Zev can be a primary Makashi/Juyo practitioner for the sake of fighting force users, but keep a standard saber on hand for use with something like Shien/Djem so to deal with large conflicts!
>>43837129I remember when I was fucking around I mixed an agressive style and the two saber style.I basically made Taishi Ci https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ZT8C6pRO-Q
how bad would we have to fuck up to get kicked out of the academy?
>>43837255When we commit like, three felonies.
>>43837228We'll just pull a Windu and love fighting for the sake of fighting enough to use Vaapad without being a bitch about it.No, don't, it's OP.Juyo is pretty shit against force users, while Makashi is pretty nice against it. Really you just want to know everything, use what you feel is best and when, but our main would probably be our own bastardchild of dirty fighting, yeah.
>>43837228If Blasters are clumsy weapons, what about Rocket Launchers?
>>43837170I really don't feel like there is a way to combine the two forms, they are both kind of opposite as far as style is concerned. Maybe something like where combat begins very form 2 but slowly blooms outwards becoming more erratic forcing an opponents center guard out to the sides to block the ramping up Juyo attacks. Then finish it with a quick jump back to form 2 and punch through their center while they are thrashing around trying to fight off the wild Juyo strikes. Just an idea.
>>43837262Have sex three times, got it.
>>43837273>>43837285Sounds like Juyo might be a bad idea then, but I really think we should stick with Makashi.What could we use to supplement Makashi? We're going to need more than just it after all.
>>43837297Again, just learn it all.Main Makashi but pick up as much of everything else as possible.Never limit yourself. That is also why we should fight dirty. If you're in a fight, win, doesn't matter how.
>>43837308Unless you have nothing to prove by winning, like in our exhibition match at the start.
>>43837297>>43837308Create a Zev style.Main principle of Zev Form: no trick is too dirty, in fact no trick is dirty enough.Secondary principle of Zev Form: never leave home without a holdout blaster
>>43837330Well yeah, I meant in a fight for your life.>>43837341Making Hercule proud with plenty of "presents"?
>>43837228Hey Eail, what your thoughts on Teen Pregnancy and Gay Sex as plot devices?
>>43837297Makashi+Ataru= Highly mobile single target duelist. Can change position, leap around etc. all while keeping focus and control of his target through distant and precise Makashi strikes.Makshi+Soresu= Master of control and defense, can keep an opposing saber wielder at bay with ease and can put up a good ranged defense too. This would be a full turtle combo here.Makashi+Djem So= Quick control of form 2 laced with random hard hitting strikes of Djem So. Great for catching opposing duelists off guard with light attacks and sudden power attacks or vice versa. Makashi+Niman= Very moderate form, no real advantages in physical defense or attack. The advantage is a more focus on the use of force powers while dueling. Combined with Makashi we could easily make an opponet slip up with a pull or push that we could take quick advantage of with our form 2 style.Just a few ideas :P
>>43837341So sayth Master Zev "the Shiv"
>>43837341That too got me thinking especially with our maybe GF's suggestion about keeping our hand behind our back for using form 2 to balance us. Keep a small holdout in the back of our belt or something for quick use while the idiot in front of us thinks it's simple form 2 posing.
>>43837378I love it.>>43837368Slightly less love it. Are we making Renari a trap now?
>>43837378>Makashi+NimanI'm kind of worried about learning Niman at all. Isn't that the style that got all of it's practitioners killed during the battle of geonosis.
>>43837394Nah, she good, though I am wondering just how horny the Zabrak could get
>>43837394Have rubbers and morning-after pills been invented in this galaxy far far away yet? Is Ranari screwed?
>>43837404son i am disapoint
>>43837396Yeah, Niman was first developed as the 'moderate' form, no real advantages or disadvantages, very plain. The inclusion of using force powers with the form afterwards was just kind of tacked on. I'd call it the lazy form, the one many pre-war jedi learned just because they had to learn a lightsaber form and it was the easiest. I'm sure the use of force powers with this form became more pronounced in times of combat, but if you throw a bunch of jedi just knowing this form into a massive enemy environment. Well...it doesn't bode well.
>>43837416Is it because he's a Zabrak man?
you guys make me cringe
>>43837396They all died on Geonosis, yup>>43837411Well I mean she's literally screwed, so in one facet... yes?Might wanna get with Master Tikran pretty soon to solve that issue, just saiyan, not like the Jedi keep a supply of stuff around
>>43837429>implying I want the issue to be solved
>>43837429When do we get to seduce the female master? Forgot her name, but she was amused by us, that could be our in!
>>43837450She already said, "My, my~" anon, we good
At times, other weapons beyond standard lightsabers were wielded effectively by Form V practitioners. For example, Dark Lord of the Sith Darth Bane wielded a curved-hilt lightsaber—a weapon traditionally associated with Form II. Bane noted that curved lightsabers fit better into the palm, allowing greater power without costing precision. They also altered the angle of attacks slightly, which gave Bane a unique dueling style>Form V, if it's good enough for Bane, it's good enough for us>>43837450Tikran, she was a Togruta
OH MY FUCK IT'S AFTER 3 AM AND TURKEY DAYI GOTTA WAKE UP FOR SHITNIGHT NIGHT LOVE YOU BITCHES
>>43837468FUCK YO TURKEY NIGGA
>>43837458Ara ara? confirmed for dicking next then.
>>43837488We'll seduce her so hard she won't know what hit her.
Damn I missed it. Well, I have no doubts in my mind that our lightsaber shouldn't be this. BIG BLACK LIGHTSABERS
>>43836966>Sleeping with Sithshmmm...>Master Zev just done banging a Darth, bareback>"So Zev...arent you suppose to be a Jedi?">"Exactly">Suddenly he break the window, force jumped to his ship and took off, leaving the darth confused and dangerously fertilized.Best Jedi. Master Yoda be proud