"Easy there, you're okay. I know this is a lot to take in but the Crises is only getting worse. Doomsday is rampaging through the streets, Metropolis is being bottled by Brainiac, and Apokolips' forces are in full assault. And if we don't stop them and their Blackhole generator, it doesn't just mean the end of our world, but the end of life in this galaxy or beyond. I can't do this alone, if we are going to save this world we are both going to have to pull together, as friends, as allies. Are you with me?"Gain 5 Powers and tell superman if you are with him or not.http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random
>>43826037http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Perfect_Stormhttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Ability_Masteringhttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Magic_Bookshttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Video-Game_Mimicryhttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Waterfowl_PhysiologyY'know what, Supes? Why don't you go see if there's a Boy Scout meeting you can help out with today. I think FOWL WEATHER FRIEND can take care of things around here.
>>43826037http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Divine_Force_Manipulationhttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Psionic_Empowermenthttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Emotional_Triggerhttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Condition_Inducementhttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Lust_AuraHuh. With this collection of powers I feel like I'd probably cause more harm than good if I tried to assist directly. How about I just buff you guys and then stay out of the way?
>>43826037Could a Imperial Cult-indoctinated Superman solve all of the Imperiums problems?
>>43826037http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Empathic_Fire_Manipulation>Get Angry, Get Firehttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Water_Attacks>Everything from bubblebeam to hydro pumphttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Cold_Energy_Manipulation>Honey? Where's my Super Suit?http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Hyperkinetic_Exertion>Superstrength Deluxe, includes decent DRhttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Elemental_Blast>Earth! Air! Fire! Water! Heart! Your powers combined, I fuck shit up! So... I'm typically an ice user. Summon up water, freeze it. Can use cold and water independently.Get mad, fire starts to come out though. Tings get real, god mode activates and I just summon anything I fucking feel like and throw it at you. Fire? Darkness? Psionic? I've got it. So yeah. I'll take care of one of those. I've clearly got the firepower. >>43826593Eh... he's just one man spread across a galaxy. And a corruptible one at that.Not to say that a one man exterminatus wouldn't be appreciated or anything. Then again he's a filthy xeno.
>>43826037http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Physical_Restorationhttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Psammokinetic_Constructshttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Bubble_Beam_Emissionhttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Ocean_Manipulationhttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Whip_GenerationSo I'm basically a Pokémon. Fuck this shit. Considering Superman exists, this means I can just beep-boop my way to an alternate universe where Wonder Woman is a SJW and forced Braniac to check his privilege.
>>43826784>Then again he's a filthy xenocould he be considered abhuman because of how closely he resembles a human?
>>43826037http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Insect_Generationhttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Weapon_Handshttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Acid_Mimicryhttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Invulnerabilityhttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Water_SealingI, uh...I think I'm a greater daemon...
>>43827235He could probably pass for one of the Lost Primarchs.Shit, I did some writefaggotry a million years ago in that vein.
>>43827378Hey, own it. Be a disconcertingly cheerful indestructible daemonic hero/antihero/villain who can kill with ACID SWORD HANDS THAT SHOOT BEES
>>43826037>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Wood_MimicryOkay, so I'm a treant.>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Enhanced_AxemanshipScratch that, I'm a literal Woodsman.>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Magic_EmbodimentAnd I'm a nearly omnipotent wizard.>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Muscle_ManipulationMuscle Wizard.>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Evil_LordshipWith total dominion over everything evil.So in short, I'm basically an evil ambulatory Yggdrasil. Obviously I turn Superman into a newt, then use my absolute dominion over all things evil to forcibly recruit Doomsday, Brainiac, and everyone on Apokolips, including Darkseid, then go on to get all the other great and terrible evils of the multiverse like I'm collecting Pokemon. Then, with their power consolidated in one place, I let them go crazy with that Blackhole Generator of theirs while sitting pretty in a pocket dimension or something, waiting for the slate to be wiped clean so I can repopulate the Prime Universe in my image.WIZARDS, NO SENSE OF RIGHT AND WRONG
>>43826784>And a corruptible one at that.What?
>>43827500Supes is MORALLY pure, but vulnerable to mind control, and there's a shit-ton of that in 40k.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Almighty_Infusionhttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Respiratory_Power_Replicationhttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Blood_Magichttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Astrological_Physiologyhttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Vapor_ManipulationI suck up superman to copy his powers too and Infusion away the only one copy ability at a time limit. I think I'll be alright
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Extrasensory_PerceptionOkay, by the article's definition, I can learn almost anything I want. Neat, can't really apply it all the time though without proper knowledge or experience.http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Interaction_ManipulationI uh... what? Well that's pretty powerful. This is pretty damn powerful with that first one. Hell it even describes the power as "Since interaction is the origin of all changes or no change, this power holds the ability to shape everything and decide all outcomes."http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Order_InducementAnother bullshit power? Great. So I can force everything to act accordingly to Lawful Neutral.http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Habitable_AnatomyAnd now I'm a level.http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Intelligence_InfinitumOkay... so... Uh... FUCKING HELL.Sure Supes. The world is in chaos, let me just FORCE IT BACK INTO ORDER. OH THAT'S NOT EVEN MY STRONGEST POWER.>still only mortal
>>43827804MAKE YOURSELF IMMORTAL. You dying is an interaction right? Keep hitting "delay" on that.
>>43826037http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Cosmological_Force_Manipulationhttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Dimensional_Linkhttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Divinity_Nullificationhttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Poison-Fire_Manipulationhttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Hidebehind_PhysiologyYeah, I think I might be able to help just a little. Just don't get caught in the crossfire. Just for clarification, Darkseid is technically a god, right?
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Thundercloud_Generationhttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Poison_Immunityhttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Life-Force_Transferalhttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Shockwave_Claphttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Jabberwock_PhysiologySo I control thunder&lightning and I can turn into a flying monster that's really hard to kill? Also immune to poison and the party healer... can I take someone's life force against their will?Yeah, I guess I can contribute.
>>43827845It is.Fuck, this is a bullshit power.
>>43826037http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Digital_Evolutionhttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Power_Kickinghttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Cecaelia_Physiologyhttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Spawninghttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Canyon_CreationLemme just download the entirety of the superpower wiki and I'll be right with you, Supes.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Party_Inducement>off to a great start, at least we can celebrate when we win.http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Wasp_Physiology>So far, my superhero name would be "party bug"http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Rougarou_Physiology>Now I'm party Chimera.http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Location_Swapping>Finally! A really power, that macguffin in your hand is really a stun grenade.http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Solar_Healingand I can heal people with sunlight, great.I have no idea what I am.
>>43828204Well, that last one makes you Superman's best friend. Not only does your light heal him faster than he normally heals, but it'll energize him just as well as normal sunlight.
>>43828204I call a do over!http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Angel_Soul>Much better! My soul and powers are an embodiment of good! This also gives me a whole mess of generic powers.http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Memory_Manifestation>I can manifest anything I can remember clearly? holy shit that is overpowered. I can create infinite drinks, summon the powers of others I have seen, unlimited resources and return my self to the age I desire so I don't age.http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Enhanced_Speed>and I am super fast. obligatory Flash_is_the_most_OP_character_in_fiction.jpg I'm fine with whatever else I get now.http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Replication_Teleportation>I can clone and Teleport myself between clones, useful.http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Eldritch_Physiology>oh wow, now I'm a REAL angel, motherfucking Seraphim level. Much better, I can reduce myself to human form, but my powers are reduced, I can go full Seraphim when no allies are around that I care about driving insane.I supposes my old post can be my sidekick, he/she might be a child of Pan, Greek god of partying and the Wild.
>>43826037>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Psammokinetic_Immunity>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Dark_Fire_Ball_Projection>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Mantis_Physiology>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Succubus_Physiology>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Nature_Lordshippretty sure Doomsday could kill me by looking at me.I'd still help if Supes asked
>>43826037http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Destiny_Weavingstopped here, yeah supes I got this.
Cat Sìth Physiology, Elemental Energy Manipulation, Organic Manipulation,Scientific Entity Physiology, Curative CountenanceSo on the upside, I think I can deal with Braniac. On the downside, I'm going to get a horrific amount of furry porn fanart made of me. I'm going to have to punch SO many people through the internet with the Scientific Entity Physiology.
>>43826037>Madness EmbodimentThe ability to become the embodiment of madness>Norse Deity PhysiologyPower to use the traits and powers of Norse Deities>Slime ConstructsPower to create constructs from slime>Cloud FlightThe power to fly using clouds>Plot EmpowermentThe ability to draw invincible power directly from the writer.Well, guess I've won. I can do whatever the hell I want, as long as it makes for a good story. Oh god, that means I have to run around as a busty chick in spandex the entire time, doesn't it?
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Hacking_Intuitionhttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Tin_Manipulationhttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Uchchaihshravas_Physiology>User with this ability either is or can transform into an Uchchaihshravas (Sanskrit "long-ears" or "neighing aloud"), a divine seven-headed flying horse of snow white color, that was obtained during the churning of the milk ocean, thought there are other possible origin stories. He is considered the best of, prototype and king of horses, and his beauty was able to mesmerize his own sister. http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Galaxy_Destructionhttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Hope_AuraSo I'm tin manipulating hacker God-horse capable of omnicide but who is nevertheless capable of filling everyone I meet with hope and belief.I guess I just cheerlead everyone else from the sidelines and run the social media page.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Atomic_ManipulationMan, don't even need the rest.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Divine_SenseI can sense Divine power and its source.http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Mental_Plane_LordshipI can be lord and master of my own mental plane...http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Healing_ComaI can regenerate to full, and am invincible while in a coma...http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Almighty_ObjectI have an object that gives me near ultimate power....http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Destructive_DominionI can destroy and remake things to suit my needs...So I received a device which made me a god in my own mind. My real body is un-killable, surviving infinity, as my mind constantly remakes the universe at my whimsy. I can sense everything as I am its god and made all as I wish it. Obviously, the entire plot is one I dreamed up, and exists just to amuse me. I will help Superman save the day, then my mind will create another story for another hero, so that I may enjoy my eternity.My name is not important. You may call me god. I wish you only the best story of your life.
>>43826037>Writing AreaThe power to manifest written words in/on a area. >Elemental InvsibilityPower to become invisible in element.>Reality RestorationThe ability to undo any effects caused by Reality Warping.>Geometric PhysiologyThe ability to transform into or have a physical body made up of single or multiple geometric shape(s).>Cleanliness EmpowermentThe ability to gain strength from cleanliness.Sorry there, Superman. My name is Captain Whiteboard, and I kind of suck.
>>43829356>Reality RestorationI think that is needed to save earth from all the fuck-ups the rest of us will have.
>>43827500It took Superman less than ten minutes of holding the Spear of Destiny to fall under Hitler's spell.
>Almighty InfusionSo I can make anything realize it's full potential, cool.>Defense BreakWait, I can just straight up ignore defenses? Well that's bull.>Neodymium ManipulationI can manipulate neodymium. No idea how common that is, so cool I guess.>Post Mortem Power InfusionThings are gonna get crazy real fast.>OmniscienceWell. There I go, almost infinitely powerful with the power to grow continually as long as I keep killing.
>Enhanced ArcheryAt least I have a weapon skill, it seems.>Telekinetic TeleportationOkay, so I can fire an arrow and then teleport it mid-flight? This is looking pretty good.>Meta TeleportationAnd suddenly my previous power is pointless because I can teleport anything to anywhere and anytime.>Time CompressionInfinite preptime. Fuck yeah.>OmnislayerAnd I can kill anyone and anything, in case teleporting them to fuck knows where isn't enough.Things ramped up pretty quickly from "being good with a bow and arrow".I think superman can tag along with me instead of the other way around...
>>43826037http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Battlefield_Adaptationhttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Biological_Infusionhttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Neurocognitive_Deficithttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Limblessnesshttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Ocean_LordshipI am the god of the motherfucking deep.Doomsday gonna get rekt.
>>43826037>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Refining>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Bestowal_Slash>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Elemental_Web_Creation>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Destabilization>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Fat_AbsorptionFirst things first, I'm gonna capture and disintegrate all the villains and the blackhole machine so that everyone's safe. Then after that I think I'll give myself and a few other people peak-human health and superpowers. How's that sound?
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/EqualityI can make myself and anyone around me an equal power level with anyone else.Shit I dont even need any other powers. You guys can just bring me along and we will all be superman+ (minus his incredible willpower and spirit of course)
>>43826037>Supernatural Fruit EmpowermentI'm Monkey D. Luffy>Razor FootI'm Sanji>Cycle ManipulationI'm Odin>Lich PhysiologyI'm Brook>Death-Force Beam EmissionAvada Kedavra motherfucker
>>43826037"Don't worry, Superman. You have an ally in Rewrite. I know I can stop the blackhole generator.">Science-Magic Ascendancy>The power to have capabilities beyond science and magic.I think this is just a blanket "all the super powers" thing. So I'm already set. Or it could just mean I have super powers. I dunno.>Telepathic NegationCould be useful>NegationOkay, I'm all set.>Destiny AssignmentI'm a goddess now.>Size ManipulationNice little bonus.So I can get Xbox hueg, I can negate anything including telepathy, I can change destinies. I'm incredibly satisfied and I think I may even be able to take care of all this shit on my own.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Imprinting_SlashOkay, confusing, but-http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Umbrakinetic_Wing_Manifestationoh no im edgy-http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Killing_Resurrectionoh god nohttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Peak_Human_Intelligencemight as well slap on a fedorahttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Mind_Hive>controlling an army of undead via hivemindoh dear
>>43827804>>43830939 "Rewrite"and>>43827378Are all basically gods.But get them away from >>43827616or we're fucked.
>>43831050You forgot there>>43829200>>43829339
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Fragrance_Manipulation>I thought this was lame upon reading the title, but hypnosis and the creation of hallucinations could be pretty useful.http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Species-Shifting>Wait, I can turn myself into a kryptonian? Hell yeah!http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Air_Magic>Holy shit if I combine this with my fragrance thing I could effect huge areas with my power.http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Divine_Weaponry>Awww shit son, I've got holy weapons and kryptonian strength backed up by tornadoes and hallucinagenic smells.http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Ability_Transcendence>HAHAHAHA Get the fuck out of my way supes, I got this.
>>43826037http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Video_Game_Manipulationhttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Zipper_Generationhttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Body_Supremacyhttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Slime_Manipulationhttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Parachronal_CognitionPretty good. I'm not sure if it's taking on Doomsday/Brainiac/Apokolips' forces good, but even powerless the first words out of my mouth would be "what can I do to help?"
>>43831436How would that last ability effect species shifting? Could you become a Super kryptonian?
No guts, no glory. I am with you.http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Arctic_Creationhttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Decay_Immunityhttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Nosokinetic_Constructshttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Power_Headbutthttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Light_HealingHow do you rank my powers /tg/. Not the brightest tool in the shed.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Decay_Immunityhttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Flaw_Enhancementhttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Temporal_Duplicationhttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Alpha_Vaewolf_Physiologyhttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Oxygen_Manipulation" Seriously, are you sure you're not making this up so I make an army of Supermen again? Fine, how many dupes of you do we need this time, like 5?"
>>43826037http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Retrocognitive_Dreaming>Ho Hum, guess I could help find out how this startedhttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Dimensional_Distortion>...or actually do something about ithttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Dark_Element_Manipulation>While being an edgelordhttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Mental_Shield_Penetration>A very edgy, dangerous edgelordhttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Pressure_Strike>With a signature attack"I'm surprised you'd ask for my help after the Khandor incident, and I don't even want to know what hole you pulled me out of. Just promise me that when this is over, you let me go back to dreaming. Now where's this black hole you speak of? I've yet to see the crushing darkness beyond the control of DER KANTENMEISTER">>43826593Not easily. Magic is something Superman is explicitly vulnerable to.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Nigh_OmnipotenceI stopped there.
Shadow MagicUrban ManipulationLife-Force BreathSolar Energy ManipulationOrganic ContructsYou're going to need an army, Superman. I will help you.
>>43828755>Succubus physiology>Mantis physiologySo you seduce men than eat their heads right before they climax? That would actually be an entertaining adult comic.
>>43832222Between decay immunity and light healing, you're likely immortal or close to it.
>>43826037>Water Imprsionment>Gun manipulation>Universal recreation>Temporal Lordship>Air Imprisonment...sure, why not?
>>43832495Reading this thread I can see that I actually got some good ones. Not over powered and not completely useless.
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Healing>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Resurrection>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Healing_Empowerment>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Post-Mortem_Shapeshifting>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/BurningI can assist the wounded if need be, but I'm not going to go out of my way to enter combat.
>>43826037"You're coming to me superman, after what I've done? Guess you need me to stop the generator then. I can handle that."http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Treachery_Inducementhttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Epidemic_Creationhttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Power_Warpinghttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Garbage_Manipulationhttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Technology_StoppingSuper name would probably be something like Plague Rat. A lot of these surprising fit well together though I feel like I'm a villain. These seem like villian powers.
>>43831813>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Parachronal_CognitionYou'd be great as an advisor. By looking into other timelines, you can see what worked and what didn't so you could figure out a plan on how to handle all of this.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/City_Creationhttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Spell_Mixturehttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Name_Evocationhttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Mecha_Physiologyhttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Anger_ConstructsSo I'm a giant mecha red lantern who can be summoned by name and upon doing so create a city out of hate-constructs.
>>43826037http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Absolute_Immortality>... Well then. This is off to a great start.http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/State_of_Mind>Looks like I'm shaping up to be an old sage type person.http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Enhanced_Instincts>Works nicely with State of Mind.http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Absolute_Contract>Well this is a thing.http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Glossary_Page>... No. Just No. Rerolling.http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Kitsune_Physiology>I am completely OK with thisNot a huge amount of direct power, but I'm definitely helping Superman. That glossary though.
>>43832957>immortal sage kitsune with the ability to make people her willing slaves with contracts...no boner. Not now. Later.Side note; that was a rather thematic selection you got there.
>>43826037>Musical Empathic Projection>Serqekinetic Constructs>Soul Creature Creation>Organic Teleportation>Energy TransmogrificationSure, supes. I got this. It may get a little messy though.>Turn Doomsday into pure kinetic force facing some semi-safe direction>Teleport to Brainiac via Superman's fleshy body, turn his soul into a non-sentient sword use it force him to unbottle Metropolis then destroy the sword so he now lacks a soul and kill him permanently. Get Supes to take me to the Apokolips force and then send him on his way to deal with the Blackhole Generator while I turn portions of the army facing me into either kinetic or thermal energy to deal with their forces.http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Musical_Empathic_Projectionhttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Serqekinetic_Constructshttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Soul_Creature_Creationhttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Organic_Teleportationhttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Energy_Transmogrification
>>43832999True, but I'm not going to complain.
>>43826037>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Shamanism>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Fire_Wave_Emission>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Empathic_Matter_Manipulation>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Soul_Sight>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Virtue_InducementVirtue inducement might be really useful. Even though it probably won't work on the likes of Doomsday and Apokalips, it'll come in damn handy for further recruitment efforts, and might inspire defections among the mooks. So point me where I need to go, Supes.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Guilt_EmbodimentOkay, I'm not sure how useful this'll be against genocidal supervillains buthttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Companion_AllegianceFriendship powers go?http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Meta_Space-Time_AbsorptionOkay I think it's over at this pointhttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Succubus_Physiologyoh god here comes the magical realmhttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Absolute_Darknessoh no now I'm edgySo I guess I'm a succubus who embodies guilt and can weaponize both darkness and friendship, but also can absorb the entire universe whenever I want?
>>43832957That's a... really enviously badass selection you got there.
>>43833289Well clearly you're a villainess/neutral party and you don't use your ability to absorb all of every universe because then there's nothing to do. You're probably a thief who uses absolute darkness and you use your succubutt body/companion allegiance to make people help you get away with it. Basically Catwoman, if catwoman could manifest themselves as someone's guilt or absorb every universe.
>>43833291I wouldn't put it quite that way. Absolute Immortality and Absolute Contract sound nice, but my powerset as a whole doesn't quite have the necessary punch to really help out in OPs scenario.In general though? I'd probably be set for (a very long) life.
>>43833494Reading the capabilities for Absolute Pact, it's a minor form of omnipotence. You can dictate every term of the contract and make a contract with literally anything. You can contract with time to stand still, or with yourself to gain more powers. You also get to dictate what happens if the terms don't happen too. You absolutely broken senpai. Seems most people here end up being busted on this level by the third or fourth power.
>>43833544Well damn. That teaches me to skim through the page.
>>43833571Yep. Also the contract can't be ended by any of the parties of the contract. Only you. You could force Superman and Brainiac to be BFF's forever and accidentally make both immortal until you undo the contract. Do be careful.Can your own absolute contract overrule your absolute immortality. I hope so for your sake.
>>43833597I'd go with it couldn't. A specific absolute should beat out a more general absolute in its area.Please keep posting so I have an excuse to post more pics.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Fragrance_Manipulationhttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Solar_Energy_Manipulationhttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Healing_Planthttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Lust_Embodimenthttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Pure_HeartI don't even...what? Lust Embodiment AND Pure Heart?Two plant powers and lust embodiment. I think I'm a Dryad.
>>43833838I'd say that combo would make you the embodiment of Holding Hands.
>>43833876Well, as long as my Arch Nemesis the Comics Code doesn't stop me.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Elemental_Polearm_Constructionhttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Waterfowl_Physiologyhttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Maser_Breathhttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Doppelgeisthttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Event_Mutingso apperantly I'm a Maser Breathing Ghost Duck that make it seem things don't really happen, also Halberds
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Poison-Fire_Manipulationhttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Blue_Fire_Breathhttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Bat_Swarminghttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Messianic_Plane_Manipulationhttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Cosmic_TeleportationBat swarming, emotion control, and poison fire stuff... I rather like this galaxy, so I'm totally with him, but I hope Supes would understand if I go on a bit of a villain streak afterwards - hell, he's done it before, himself.The turkey captchas are getting more involved. This one had multiple turkeys.
>>43833838Poison Ivy only not a colossal bitch.
>>43833816>A specific absolute should beat out a more general absolute in its area.A general absolute in this case would be the immortality. And you could contract with your own body/soul to die, and if it fails, you die. Or you could remove your immortality via contracting yourself. Honestly, this entire thread seems to be generating villains and heroes who are either Great Lakes Avengers-tier, or Solo the problem alone-tier with not much falling in the middle ground.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Earth_Empowermenthttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Terraforminghttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/World_Healinghttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Heat_Phasinghttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Dark_Matter_ManipulationThree of tem sound pretty strong and also three of them make a nigh perfect combo.Hell yeah i'm gonna ally with Superman. he's my hero.
>>43826037http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Limitation_Transcendence>I can overcome myselfhttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Download>I download the Internet and gain all knowledge of everything; my brain doesn't break because Limitation Transcendencehttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Personal_Reality>I can escape to a pocket dimension and plan my attacks or bring my enemies there and kill them allhttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Dimensional_Independence>I am Mr. Myxlplyxhttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Enhanced_Ventriloquism>Also great at parties! Now only $29.99 per event!Stand the fuck aside Superman I got this shit
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Computer%20Virus%20Manipulationhttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Preemptive_Adaptationhttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Technological_Invisibilityhttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Obsession_Embodimenthttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Anger_AugmentationNo worries supes, you have Darwin and the Leftovers on your side!
>>43834120>or Solo the problem alone-tierThat's kind of problem with FIVE seperate powers and things being random, especially because only one power can make you god, and because how the wiki works is they've got a billion different entries for omnipotence and just as many for joke powers like Cheese Mimicry http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Cheese_Mimicry
>>43834120Honestly, going over the page for Ab. Immortality again makes me think that no contract I could make could permanently kill me. Absolutely Immortality means I'm Absolutely Immortal. Period.Plus, one big flaw with Absolute Contract is that it's a contract, meaning that I have to somehow get the other party to agree to it. To use your earlier example, I would have to somehow get both Superman and Brainiac to agree to that contract in some way shape or form. Still pretty powerful but not almighty.As for the second part, >>43834376 has it right.
>>43834085Oddly enough, I can't attack stuff with plants. I can just heal people and make mind-altering smells with them.On the other hand: Apparently I can shoot solar fire, so I guess that makes up for it.Maybe I'll fight a vampire some time.
>>43834548>They can also decide if the contract/pact can even be broken in the first place.>The contracts/pacts can be made without the need of an agreement of what/who they are making a contract/pact with and/or even without the knowledge that it was even made.>The contract/pact cannot be negated or undone by anyone/anything, only by the user themselves.
>Light-Darkness Manipulation>Water Energy Manipulation>Cloth Mimicry>Enhanced Intelligence>SanctificationOf course, Superman! It is folly to let the world fall out of petty pride and evil.
>>43826037"Of course, Superman. Doesn't look like I have much of a choice. Though, if we can't destroy the generator, I think I have a failsafe for us."I think I'm basically some kind of Arbaic war god. Does that mean I'm Ishtar? Neat. Though I think this means I get more powers stacked on top of the normal five.. which is wow.http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Hatred_Constructshttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Arab_Deity_Physiologyhttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Bullet_Hellhttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Giant_Weapon_Proficiencyhttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Time_CompressionBasically, if we don't make it, I'll try to save as many people as I can by taking them into my pocket dimension.
>>43826037http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Morality_Manipulationhttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Poverty_Inducementhttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Superego_Embodimenthttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Destiny_Weavinghttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Orifice_InvasionYou know, I had a good thing going. I really did.
>>43834826Everyone has dark secrets.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Respiratory_System_Manipulation>So I can make anyone drown basicallyhttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Envy_Inducement>I can make people crazy jealous of each otherhttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Heresy_Empowerment>I am powered by heresyhttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Omnipresential_Attack>I can punch anywhere anytimehttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Aerobatics>And I can do stunts while flying!0_oOne of these things is not like the other...
>>43827500>Superdude>Not corruptibleYou just need to give him a push in the wrong direction. See dat dere Injustice.>inb4 muh canon
>>43826037http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Magic_AttacksNot bad, I could really do some damage with...http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Religion_EmbodimentOh haha wowLeave saving the Universe to me, Clark
>>43834976Unless you're the embodiment of a nearly dead religion, or like WICCA. Have fun.
>>43826037http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Contract_Nullificationhttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/DNA_Manipulationhttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Copper_Mimicryhttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Frictionless_Skinhttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Gamma_VisionPowers 1 and 5 are almost certainly useless in this situation. I use Power 2 and a sample of Superman's hair to become Kryptonian temporarily. 4 and 5 should give me even greater resilience and resistance to physical harm, to the point where I doubt even Doomsday could actually hurt me.All in all it's not a bad power suite, but it absolutely requires that I successfully gain Kryptonian powers or I'm basically a C-list hero.If this were Marvel I'd just promise my soul and servitude to Mephisto for near-infinite power, then break the contract immediately.
>>43826037http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Cheese_ManipulationThat's all I need. Supes, you can sit this one out.
>>43835072>spoilerWouldn't that also result in you losing your powers?
>>43834705It's my powerset I'll nerf it however I like.>>43834976Shouldn't you have three more powers?
>>43826037http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Stupidity_Inducementhttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Bottomless_Pit_Creationhttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Ocular_Techniqueshttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Sapient_Race_Creationhttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Telepathic_MimicryWITH you? Step aside and let daddy fix it, funboy.
>>43835166Alright, do as you will. I wonder what happens if I turn you into pure energy, like thermal or kinetic. Do you reform?
>>43826037http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Desert_Adaptationhttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Pain_Embodimenthttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Soul_Retentionhttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Gas_Exoskeletonhttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Demonic_AttacksUh, yeah. Sure. I think I should be able to help. I mean, you're calling up Batman and Blue Beetle, right? And they have no powers. So I should be able to do something.If, I uh, mean, WHEN, we save this world, I think I'll try and set up a merchandising deal with Hot Topic or something. I mean, look at me. I'm some edgy fifteen year old's fanfiction character.I guess you can call me, uh, Desert Wraith or something? Sand King? Sand Devil? Ooh. I like Sand Devil. I'm sticking with that....I'm not sure if I can fly... Could I, uh, hold your hand?....
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Stellar_AttacksSHOOT FUCKING SUN LASER YEAHhttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Electrokinetic_Wing_ManifestationFLY WITH BLINDING SUNWINGShttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/RefiningPURIFY THOSE WITH THE OVERWHELMING BRIGHTNESShttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Event_DenialFUCK YOUR PUNCHES DOOMSDAY, YOU CAN'T OUTSHINE MEhttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Scanner_VisionEVIL CANNOT HIDE FROM THE POWER OF THE SUNDoomsday, face the wrath of Sunny Dean!(contains 5 pecent juice)
>>43835331Shouting like that I'd say you're 100% juiced up Dean.
>>43835145>The user can nullify contracts, oaths and promises that have been made, allowing them to be free from the terms made in them and not be punished for breaking those terms whatsoever. Essentially, the user can break the rules of the contract whenever or however they want.Since I can break the rules of the contract however I want, I can revoke my obligations to him while keeping him bound to his side of the deal. Think of it like renting a car, then being able to tell the rental company that you now own it, and also the government backs you up and says that you now lawfully own the vehicle.Sure, he'll probably send a million evil monsters after me eventually but hey, if I save the world it'll be worth it. Plus I figure he'll probably get over it once he realizes that by saving the planet he has several trillion more future humans he can tempt and damn.
>>43826037http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Electrokinetic_ClawsUh, that's cool? I guess? If this were my only power, I'd bail. More dangerous to myself than anyone else.http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Dragon_MagicWell, this is a step up from the last one, but pretty vague as to what I can do with it. Probably needed to make the prior power of any use at all.http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Mental_Plane_ManipulationWelp. I'm not sure if this'll make me become a villain or just not give a fuck about anything other than me. Ability to make my thoughts real? Mind reading and control? I'm set for life.http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Present_ManipulationAhahahaha. Whatever the threat is doesn't exist anymore. Neither does Superman because he's a dick.http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Psammokinetic_Creature_CreationReally redundant at this point. I'm basically a deity. Deity of Dragons, the Present, and Sand Castles
I only read my first two.Deity SoulOmniscienceYeah, I'm down for whatever, forever, always.
>>43826037Shit, man. Even without superpoowers, I'd follow Standard Good Superman to the ends of the earth.But let's see what I got.http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Desert_Manipulationhttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Labyrinth_Manipulationhttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Gun_Protrusionhttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Undine_Physiologyhttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Fungal_Empowerment... I'm not sure how helpful I'll be unless we get some kind of watery, desert, labyrinth with lots of empowering fungi growing on the walls for my ice cannon. But I'll still do my best.>>43826095>Fowl Weather FriendYou, sir, are a miracle of the universe.
>>43826037Well, Superman didn't even have to ask. i'd help him even without powers. But, for laughs, lets see what I just got.http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Love_Constructshttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Flowmotionhttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Peak_Human_Agilityhttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Fairy_Dragon_Physiologyhttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Lake/River_ManipulationHuh. Could have done without the Faerie/Dragon physiology, but everything else stacks up and compliments awesomely. Let's do it, Superman.
>Fissure Creation>Pregnancy Perception>Physical Law Immunity>Nested Mouths>Net Creation"Okay Supes I'll be honest. I dunno why you want help from a guy who can create holes in the earth, throw nets, has mouths within mouths and can detect pregnancies. But I am immune to physical laws so I work as a damn good distraction."
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Name_Severinghttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Celedon_Physiologyhttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Schrodinger_Embodimenthttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Angel_Creationhttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Event_TeleportationSo let see.....unkillable, able to send doomsday to the end of time, turn brainiac into a brain, and sooth apokolips with a song all while having an endless army of angels to fight everything mook lvl for me.Fuck superman I'm just gonna do my own thing.
>>43835617>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Fairy_Dragon_Physiologyactually, even that compliments nicely.You're not just crazy fast. Your magical too, strong as a normal dragon, and stupidly small.Just imagine Doomsday's face when he basically gets his ass handed to him by a tiny little thing dashing around fast as The Flash, small as a Dragonfly, and hitting with the power of Superman.Here's a rough idea of what you could do. Sans the magic: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7r7yDqPDBk
>>43835740Even better than that actually, because the love constructs means they fighting from a distance. So they're a tiny target that's moving around very quickly but can hit you as hard as any green lantern/star sapphire.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Metal_Breathhttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Accelerated_Perceptionhttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Slime_Manipulationhttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Property_Linkinghttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Mutated_Monster_PhysiologyThese work well together. I can make my slime constructs stronger by linking them to more durable materials which I can spew at any time, manipulate any item by linking it to slime, and I have enhanced reactions on top of whatever being a mutant super-monster gives me. Its no omnipotence, but it'll do with the right materials.Brainiac's robots and any other tech are just screwed, I can melt or possibly control all of it. Darkseid would kick my ass in a straight fight, but If I got some radium I could mass produce weapons capable of hurting him. I could probably make a good prison for Doomsday, especially if I can link to black holes.
>>43826037http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/National_Personificationhttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Giant_Monster_Physiologyhttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Electrokinetic_Wing_Manifestationhttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Regenerative_Empowermenthttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Chi_MagicSo I am/can turn into a giant monster that cast chi magic and has electrical wings.That is amazing. I know II'm super weak compared to some others in the thread, but this is just so cool and just not what I expected at all. But yeah of course I'm gonna help Super Man. Though him asking a kaiju seems odd. /tg/, what country am I the embodiment/mascot from?Am I the All American Allosaur?Or am I the Cuban Creature?Am I some protector kaiju of Japan?Maybe China since I use chi?
>>43836662And don't forget that you when you're damaged, you heal and get stronger.When Creature America casts his mighty spells, all those that chose to oppose his spells are felled.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Causality_Manipulationhttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Psammokinetic_Constructshttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Fire_Armorhttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Destruction_Embodimenthttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Rarity_Manipulation>Causality ManipulationIts okay Supes, I got this bro>Destruction EmbodimentBut I miiight actually be a worse villain than all the guys you are worried about
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Illusion_Awarenesshttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Conscious_Spatial_Awarenesshttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Mechanical_Wing_Manifestationhttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Variable_Manipulationhttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Bullet_HellEnergy bullets and variable manipulation? Fuck yeah, Let's kick some evil ass!
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/White_Lightning_Breathhttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Shadow_Mutilationhttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Symbiotic_Costumehttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Dream-World_Lordshiphttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Self_Transcendence well big blue lets see what i can dotha amazing what the fuck is on it (awtf)
>>43826037>Enhanced Assassination> Ice Embodiment> Travel Mode> Electrolysis> Omnidirectional Air WavesCool. I freeze different compounds into a giant suit of armour, and selectively use my electrolysis to break them down into poisonous or explosive gasses, which I air burst around me. And I do it with CREEEEEEED! level tactics since I'm apparently a master fucking assassin with a travel ability.Alternatively, I just freeze it & leave it all over the bad guys base with like Chlorine Gas and shit.I, uh, I don't know if I should actually tell Superman that I'm working with him. He might not appreciate my methods.
>>43837051Oh, shit, I did NOT read the Electrolysis entry fully. Apparently I have fucking lightning bolts and shit as well, a la Storm from X-Men. WTF.
>>43837062>>43837051>Electrolysis is a super powerAt fucking $20,000 for just clearing up the face, electrolysis might as well be.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Knowledge_Absorptionhttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Voodoo_Combathttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Spirit_Magichttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Interface_Creationhttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Pyrokinetic_ShapeshiftingOh boy.Spirit magic - Mine's coming out, going in a phylactery. We lich now.Voodoo Combat - So I'm a voodoo lich. Curses, luck manipulation, necromancy, and spoopy dolls. Pyrokinetic Shapeshifting - So I'm an ON FIRE voodoo lich. Who can shapeshift. We flaming zombie dragon lich now.Knowledge Absorption - So I can know anything so long as I can suck it out of someone who knows it or any kind of medium in which it is recorded. I'll voodoo doll folks into marching to my lair for some brain raking and learn all magic there is to know, expanding my repertoire beyond bayou voodoo. I can even summon other Spirits to absorb knowledge from, so even past knowledge is mine.Interface Creation - So I get a menu screen. Good for tracking my curse victims, my inevitable legion of necromantic voodoo dolls, and all known data. It'll probably let me suck info right out of servers and the web too. I can see through any camera on a network, know any password, track any online activity. I know all.Yeah, I'll help Supes. I'll know everything that has been known and have a voodoo spirit army, not to mention being a fucking flaming shapeshifting voodoo combat skeleton.This gonna be gud.
>>43826037>>43826037>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Electrical_TransportationRide the lightning? Sure. Why not.>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Sound_ImmunityMight as well not go deaf from the thunder when I'm riding that lightning? Also allows me to go to 12 without adverse effects (suck it, Spinal Tapp)>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Independent_Growing_Booster...and I can level up?>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Memory_ImplantationMIND RAPE? WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Sky_Energy_ManipulationHERE I AM... ROCK YOU LIKE A HURRICANE!YOU GET A LIGHTNING BOLTAND YOU GET A LIGHTNING BOLTAND YOU GET A LIGHTNING BOLTAND YOU... GET A LIGHTNING BOLT! NO! YOU GET A PUPPY! MADE OUT OF LIGHTNING BOLTS!
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Organic_Metal_SkinM'Yes, off to a good start.http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Fire_Spike_ProjectionGood, gettin' stronger.http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/MisdirectionSome utility, not sure how I'd get away with being a fire spewing metal man without it.http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Enhanced_SmellHunting potential? Seriously, this is a power?http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/ApathyAnd I'm out. Sorry, Supes.Behold, I am a metal skinned, fire spewing, untrackable bloodhound who is incapable of giving a fuck!
>>43837135Zeus gives no fucks for your plight, Supermang.Here, have a rainbow. WHARRRGARBL
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/AmalgamationJam multiple things into one thing, choosing the features of each to drop and keep. Ok.>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Magic_AttacksSelf explanatory but super versatile.>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Dance_CombatSo I DANCE while I magically blast niggas.>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/CoatingI can envelop myself or other things in a coating. Fire shields? Adamantium monomolecular armor?>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Alternate_Reality_TravelingSheeeeit. I can go to any reality.Alright. We're going from reality to reality picking up the greatest fighters, strongest mages, and mightiest creatures, and then we're jamming them together into graceful super beings. Next I coat all of us in enough protective and gaudy glamours to make Liberace puke. Me and my ubermenche creations literally frolic on to the battlefield as the embodiment of MIGHT and DANCE. From the pirouette to the fucking sprinkler, we rumba and waltz with the arcane energy of infinite realities. Superman can take a fucking day off.
>Tongue Manipulation>Sound Manipulation>Strength Manipulation>Nonexistent Realm Creation>Sexual InstinctI become a super hero Gene Simmons impersonator, using my sound and tongue manipulation abilities to become a perfect double of the rock star and buff my allies/debuff my enemies through a musical application of my strength manipulation.When fighting directly, I can belt out a hit like "Nowhere To Run" or "I've Had Enough (Into The Fire)" in order to open a Nonexistent Realm rift and hurl my target inside.None can resist the charms of Gene Simmons, aka "The Demon". My Sexual Instinct allows me to seduce targets serenaded by any of my numerous KISS love songs.
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Nelapsi_PhysiologySo I'm a kind of Slovakian vampire. Kinda gross, but good start I guess.They seem strong and don't have weaknesses like normal vampires do.>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Imaginary_ConstructsI can make things I imagine become real. Awesome.>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Meta_TeleportationAWWW YEEEAH>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Energetic_PressureBasically, I can make an energy explosion around me. That'll be helpful in combat.>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Hair_EmpowermentAlso, I'm fucking Sampson. Vampire Sampson. Does that mean my powers stem from my hair or do I just get extra powers from my hair? Meh, with the powers I have, a weakness like that sounds like something I can live with.>>43837135>>43837119I love it when people actually get powers that sync well/somehow have a recurring theme.>>43837119Can we be partners in spoopy since I'm a vampire and you're a litch? I'll be the hairy bitch teleporting around and exploding shit. I can lead/teleport your voodoo spirit army wherever it needs to be.
>>43826037http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Causality_Manipulationhttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Bovine_Physiologyhttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Hell_Lordshiphttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Frozen_Surfacehttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Envy_InducementMake them envy my cow form, and make it because they envy it they do what they can to become a cow. Then once they are a cow I make them slip and fall into some spikes and kill them. The me and supes have burgers
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Salt_TransmutationI'm motherfucking YWH. I can go old testament and turn people into pillars of salt!>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Inverse-OmnipotenceWell, I'm not all powerful, but I can make sure no assholes are.>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Light_EmpowermentThat's all fine and dandy. I'll probably be in the light most of the time anyway.>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Power_HeadbuttNot as good as the others, but it still is a decent combat power.>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Solar_InfusionUNLEASH THE POWER OF THE SUNCool, I'm like some kinda sun god
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Respiratory_Power_ReplicationI get to be Kirby! Totally not gonna inhale superman though.>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Dry_Ice_ManipulationVery limited ice manipulation. I'll take it.>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Blue_Fire_GenerationWoot, fire balls and shit.>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Electrical_ConversionBasically, I have elemental powers. And the ability to get power powers. The power replication thing is probably related to the electrical conversion thing. >http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Contortive_IngestionGuessing this basically combines with first power to make me full Kirby/Hyper Nova Kirby.I really don't wanna be a cannibal...Might have to resort to it to have the universe, though.
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Chlorokinetic_Shield_ConstructionSo, I can make shields out of plant matter...>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Spiritual_Aura... or create a multi-purpose aura of spiritual energy....>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Salt_Transmutation... turn things into salt...>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Precognitive_Dreaming... see future events in my dreams...>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Technology_Embodiment... and become a living techno-form that controls technology.Thees powers don't seem to meld together well thematically, but they seem powerful enough to be of good use. Heaven only knows what I'm going to call myself though...
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/OmnislayerWelp, I know why Supes sought me out now>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Cleanliness_EmpowermentWHAT!?>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Peak_Human_AccuracySo if I really can kill anything, this will help make sure I can actually do it>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/ObsolescenceI can make anything useless or just make it disappear. That explains how I can kill anything.>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Organic_WeaponsAnd that's what I'm so accurate with. That works with the kill anything thing too.So basically, going by the powers here, I'll say I'm The Cleanser. I "purify" and "clean" things via... well, destruction and that fuels me.
>>43826037>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Magic_Transcendence>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Temporal_Presence>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Hydra_Physiologyhttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/SoullessnessSo, I am the time hydra with konami-code level powers and a complete soulless bastard that is functionally immortal - http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Lightning_Ball_FormDa fug?Alright supes, I'm with ya. But here's the deal. Your entire world and everyone and everything in it now belong to me. Once I'm done cleaning up your guy's mess, if I say jump, you say how high. now lets go kill some "gods" as they like to call themselves.
Jesus Christ.>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Energy_Attacks>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Magnesium_Manipulation>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Nephilim_Physiology>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Worm_Physiology>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Bio-Tech_ManipulationSo, as far as I can guess, a worm-themed angel somehow got a child with a robot. The regeneration-from-a-single-part of worm physiology might be handy. And I attack with basically Magnesium Flashbangs. I'd make a good distraction, I guess. Heavy Metal Fallen maybe?
>>43826037>Chemical Reaction ManipulationWell it looks like I can just turn enemy forces into liquids or just plain disintegrate them>Magical BooksAnd now magic science>Malefic BreathAnd now I can breathe ...unholy stuff. Still pretty cool>Killing Resurrection Chemist Necrowizard is go it seems>Transcendant Genie PhysiologySupes just make a wish and we're good, I can do this singlehanded by the looks of things given Immortality, Ultimate Cosmic Power and motherfucking wishes
>>43835166>Shouldn't you have three more powers?They were all useless anyway. Got too lazy to put them on.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Supernatural_Athleticismhttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Magma_Attackshttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Spell_Bladeshttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Elemental_Recompositionhttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Magic_TranscendenceI can make swords of magma, use them to cast spells of any elemental composition that I wish, transcend the limits of magic, and I am acrobatic as hell. I'm ready to help.
>>43834912Isn't he lactose-intolerant, too?
So I did a second one because the first one went to a weird place.Here's the second one:>Concrete ManipulationFairly effective power in an urban setting.>Bone Spike ProtrusionBadass look, but not really that effective with this level threat.>Serqekinetic ConstructsI can manipulate acid. Useful in a battle.>Land Adaptation (Dry Land)So, I can thrive in the desert. Helpful in an apocalyptic battle.>Chain ManipulationCould be versatile melee and ranged. Fits industrial theme.All in all, I think I am more a Captain Planet super villain than anything else.A little edgy for my tastes but provided chains, acid, and concrete I could dish out some serious punishment.Named him Blight Ravager for "subtle reasons."No invulnerability though.I could handle minions from a distance, but if the Big Boys come out I'm just a petty distraction.>"You know what Supes? I'll help out for a bit but once shit hits the fan, I'm out. I think I'll be fine in the post-apocalyptic wasteland, anyway. Best of luck to you though."
>>43836662You are a giant American Eagle, duh.
>>43838472This is the first one I did.It went unexpectedly.>Aquatic Life ManipulationAquaman's signature power, come to me my might giant seahorse.>Water Spike ProjectionSeriously? Okay I really am sea based.>Plant Bullet ProjectionLet me guess, I shoot seaweed bullets?>Darkness ManipulationOkay, a little more versatile and offscript. Aquaman's dark side. Deep Dark Waters...>Omni-Creator"The Creator and Omnipotent ruler of all VersesSo, apparently, I am Aquaman: the One True God.So, um, yeah.>"Superman, be at peace.>"This mortal avatar shall join you in battle, lending its meager powers to aid you in your struggle, as it has often before.>"However, know that before the beginning, there was only darkness.>"It was from the darkness that I formed and molded into creation all mutliverses.>"It is one of the infinite shards and slivers of those that you call reality or existence.>"Know that even if we are defeated and this Earth meets it's end, another Earth in a another reality shall survive and thrive.>"The Path of Creation cannot be stopped.>"This test of Earth's virtue shall be a mighty one, Let us go.”>”And also know that if this instance of us does survive, we will be having a discussion about all those Aquaman jokes."
>>43826037Desire ManipulationPenguin PhysiologyCryptid ManipulationServing EmpowermentAnswer ManipulationHoly shit I'm a penguin genie that can change reality to his desires. And rape people. fuck you Superman
>>43826037http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Cardiology_Manipulationhttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Remoldinghttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Water_Platform_Creationhttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Juggernaut_Momentumhttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Planetary_Empowerment>abilities that can be used for surgery and healing>ability that can be used to get to high places to save people and put out fires>all around buff from earth>Mother Gaia granted me powers to save her children, I would have it no other way Superman.
>>43826037http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Ice_Spike_Projectionhttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Destructive_Energy_Manipulationhttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Attraction_%26_Repulsionhttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Hand_Physiologyhttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Gas_ExoskeletonWell... I think I'm quite balanced for proper combat.
>>43826037http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Dominant_Geneticshttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Coal_Manipulationhttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Hibernationhttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Organic_Blade_Constructionhttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Event_Muting>Event Muting>HibernationFuck this shit, Supes. I'm gonna mute this whole shebang and go have a nap on my comfy bed of coals. I'll come back, unmute the whole thing, and help you after I get my very important beauty sleep.
>>43838784whoa, that's just scarya giant hand that can not only grab you, but also miss a grab and still get to attract you into its grasp... Only for you to choke in the gas field around itand that's not counting the ice spikes and fucking destructive energy
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/World_Healinghttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Air_Imprisonmenthttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Alien_Morphinghttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Astrological_Physiologyhttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Magnetic_ProjectileGuess I'm close to a god-like hero. Neat. Yeah, I'll help you Superman, but even if we lose, I'll restore ALL life again, so no worries. No matter what happens, we will win.
>>43826037http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Mirror_Mimicryhttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Water_Sensehttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Ice_Negationhttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Consumptive_GrowthI dunno, Supes... The Consumptive Growth might be the best I could offer otherwise I'm not so certain-http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Omnipotence_EmbodimentOh. Nevermind, I can literally will them to not exist anymore. We're good here.
>>43826593No. I love him dearly but without the rest of the trinity to balance him out he would fall to chaos in a few years
>>43839366>trinityWho are the other two? The emperor of mankind Mamuro "Tuxedo Mask" Chiba? and her Majesty Neo Queen Serenity?Because as /tg/ has already established, Sailor Moon and the rest of the senshi could defeat Chaos by themselves, as they have before in their own universe. Superman is not needed.
>>43826037http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Erinaceomorph_Physiologyhttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Rubber_Manipulationhttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Soul_Manipulationhttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Fairy_Dust_Manipulationhttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Physical_RestorationOh awesome, I can be the support/utility hero. I can make a golem out of rubber or ancient statues that were destroyed long ago, bring the dead back to life, bring our non organic heroes back to life, and I can help clean up after the big fights.Why not, Soul Man is on the job.Please don't kill me,I can't do super hero names.
>>43839574AAAAAHHHHM A SOOOOOOOOUUUUUL MAAAAN!
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Life_Infusion>Hurt people to heal them or just hurt them morehttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Absolute_Attack>Pure Damage fuck yeah!http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Intuitive_Aptitude>I understand thingshttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Photokinetic_Regeneration>Let me suck this light bulb so I can heal my selfhttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Lightning_Vision>My looks may shock youSo I can slap people to heal them, my hits can't be blocked or dodged and people can't recover from them. I basically know everything about everthing I see and I can use this to be an ass to everyone. I can absorb light to regenerate and I can shoot lightning from my eyes.Wow, I am a motherfucking edgy comicbook BBEG.
>>43826037A moment, Superman. My powers are still manifesting. Let's see what we have here...>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Pipe_ManipulationWhoa! Uh...okay? Not much use for it now but it might come in handy.>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Hybrid_PhysiologyI can posses the physiology of different species eh? Perhaps I could be half-Kryptonian?>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Mockery_PhysiologyThis seems alright. I might be able to try and spook them. Gonna need a little more fire power though...>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Alien_PhysiologyOkay then I am definitely some sort of Human/Alien hybrid now.>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Hive_GeneticI think it's about time we turned a human race into an army of shapeshifting alien hybrids that can conveniently manipulate plumbing.
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Food_Generation>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Self-Hatred_Inducement>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Concept_Destruction>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Plot_Control>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Pyrokinetic_InvisibilityI guess I can handle it when I have the time, I mean I have a lot of banquets to cater.
>>43826037>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Cloud_Manipulation>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Causal_Plane_Manipulation>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Wetland_Manipulation>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Demonic-Undead_Lord_Physiology>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Clear_MindNo worries Supes! Captain Demonic Abomination from Beyond the Grave has your back. Let's do it!
>>43826037http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Wound_Inducementhttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Thievery_Empowermenthttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Cryokinetic_Invisibilityhttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Mind_Wordshttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Haemokinetic_Whip_Generation"Supes... for a long time, I was convinced I was written to be the villain of this story. You're offering me a chance to do something Good. Count me the fuck in."
Who all actually has names?Unless I'm missing somebody, it looks like we'e got...>>43839574 Soul Man>>43830939 Rewrite>>43837252 The Demon>>43837565 The Cleanser>>43832870 Plague Rat>>43829356 Captain Whiteboard>>43838484 >>43836662 >>43836684 American Eagle/Creature America>>43837135 >>43837167Zeus>>43840784 Captain Demonic Abomination from Beyond the Grave and>>43826095Fowl Weather FriendIs this the /tg/ Justice League?
>>43826037http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Destructive_Energy_Manipulationhttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Size_Manipulationhttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Mirror_Combathttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Light_Magichttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Accelerated_Thought_ProcessAlright, Supes! Let's do this!
>>43841209So it would seem. Wildly varying power levels, with some members being more or less deities, while others could probably fight crime in their local neighborhood.
>>43841209I couldn't think of a good ice-related power name that wasn't already taken or too corny even for me.>>43826784 btw
>>43828704Screw supes. I'd worship this thing as a freakin god.
>>43841551>2015>Not worshiping "he who Arthur Curry in Heaven.
>>43826784Frost Fire, Coald, Boiler, Heat Hawk, Steam Punk, Elemaster
>>43842249>Heat HawkThat's no Zaku, boy. No Zaku!
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Psychic_Wave_ManipulationBasically Psychic Green Lantern>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Thanatos_EmbodimentWho is literally the Anti-Life Equation and can make people want to kill themselves.>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Divine_ResurrectionWho becomes a god when he dies.>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Zombie_PhysiologyAnd I'm a zombie too, because why the fuck not.>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Telekinetic_CuttingI can also cut things to pieces.First I wonder why the fuck Superman's coming to me for help since I'm clearly a villain. Then I make him stab himself in the forehead for being so fucking stupid. Then I kill myself, become a god, then go punch Darkseid in the face, and make fun of him for not having the Anti-Life Equation. Then I take over his planet.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Eldritch_Entity_Creationhttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Planetary_Empowermenthttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Impossible_Physiologyhttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Alcohol_Immunityhttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Organic_WeaponsI see a pattern here. I guess Superman it's trying to get help from things he cannot understand.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Sentience_InducementCan give sentience to things.http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Absolute_Life_InducementCan give life to absolutely everything that can cross my mind.http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Power_RandomizationFuck you all guys, Time to roll for powers again.http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Flawless_RestorationCan cure you of both your broken arm and your autism.http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Flash_StepTeleports behind back, nothing personnel, cures your shit.I guess I would have to go full support. The Life-Giver
>>43833904You should team up with Fowl Weather Friend!
>>43826037>Crystal EmpowermentGain power from crystals, very new age.>Green Fire ManipulationThe Green Torch. I can dig it.>Gun ProtrusionThe Green Torch with a crystal based gun arm? This is shaping up.>ShatteringThe Green Torch with a crystal powered gun-arm that shatters any object? Neato.>Battlefield AdaptationAnd I get stronger the more I fight?I am the Green Shard. I found what I mistook to be a green gem that was in fact a crystalline alien weapon.It fused with my hand and now, when in the presence of other crystalline structures, I have the ability to harness the harmonic energy to ignite in green flames, transforming my arm into a powerful energy weapon capable of shattering non-living matter.Each battle, the intelligent crystal weapon fused into my being teaches me more fighting techniques and strategies.>"Of course Superman! Just let me go get my bling!"
>>43826037http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Absolute_Willhttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Alternate_Reality_Travelinghttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Book_Jumpinghttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Papyrokinetic_ConstructsOkay, get me to a Library and I got this.
>>43826037http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Evolutionhttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Alien_Physiologyhttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Soul_Projectionhttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Canaanite_Deity_Physiologyhttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Electromagnetism_EmbodimentSo, I'm a canaanite god themed Celestial. Yeah, I think I can handle myself, Supes.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Telekinetic_Force_Manipulationhttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Supernatural_Endurancehttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/True-Self_Recognitionhttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Manifested_Attackshttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Artificial_GodhoodSuperman, i'd stand with you even if i weren't approaching omnipotence.
This is actually an interesting way to generate character concepts.
>>43826037http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Guilt_Augmentation* The power to augment guilt in others. A variation of Emotion Augmentation.http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Sin_Manipulation* The power to manipulate the sins of oneself and others. Sub-power of Demonic Force Manipulation, opposite power of Virtue Manipulation.http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Guilt_Embodiment* The power to become the embodiment of guilt. A variation of Power Manifestation and Emotion Embodiment.http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Purification* The power to remove all evil or negativity from any object or person. A sub-power of Morality Manipulation and opposite power to Corruption Inducement.http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Subjective_Reality* The ability to manipulate the boundary between fantasy and reality. Combination of Reality Warping and Logic Manipulation. Variation of Boundary and Perspective Manipulation. Lesser version of Reality Dreaming.I'm sensing a pattern here. What, do I guilt the bad guys to death/redeem them?
>>43842707Green Shard sounds like something that could actually be a super hero.Good job/nice rolls.
>>43826037http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Omnipresential_Attackhttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Sin_Empowermenthttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Will-O%27-The-Wisp_Physiologyhttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Zodiac_Empowermenthttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Leviathan_PhysiologyI can hit you whenever and wherever.Sin makes me stronger.Body of a ball of light.Sensing a theme, I went with Chinese Snake Zodiac, power of invisibility.And, I'm also secretly a Leviathan.Superman, I know things are bad, but why are you asking the devil/the serpent/Jörmungandr for help?
>>43842830Thanks, it kind of meshed so I went with it.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Skeleton_Physiologyhttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Peak_Human_Accuracyhttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Religion_Embodimenthttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Life-Force_Merginghttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Infinite_EnergyI'm pretty much just skeleton jesus
>>43826593Superman is basically a C'tan.
>>43826037http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Courage_Aurahttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Luck_Field_Creationhttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Orbital_Force_Manipulationhttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Cyber_Mindhttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Esoteric_Sun_ManipulationSo, I'm a mystic solar entity with a bunch of support powers. Fuck yeah, I'll stand with Superman.
>>43826037http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Wing_Blades>Cool, I can fly and cut things uphttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Zombie_Physiology>A FLYING ZOMBIE!http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Dark_Fire_Breath>THAT BREATHES FIRE!http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Yokai_Physiology>AND SHAPESHIFTS!http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Destiny_Manipulation>Ding ding ding I won the superpower lottery!>I fight beside Superman, cutting and burning everything. We win because WHAT I WILL IS FATE.
>>43826037>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Path_ManipulationOkay, so I can make people late for work.>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Purifying_SlashI can exorcise demons and purify water.>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Night_EmbodimentOkay this is pretty powerful I guess. I can become an embodyment of the night.>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Reality_ExpulsionI can fucking ERASE PEOPLE FROM EXISTANCE? No wonder why Supes is asking me for help. Can't possibly get better than this.>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Positive_Emotion_Empowerment>Positive Emotion Empowerment>User becomes stronger, faster, more durable, etc. by a quintessential positive emotions, such as love, happiness, hope, generosity, joy, etc. of oneself and others, possibly unlocking abilities related to the affinity and enhancing their existing powers.Aaaand just like that, I became the protagonist that everyone believes in at the end to save the day through the power of friendship.Yeah, Supes. I'm game. Where do you need me?
>>43826037http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Zompire_Physiologyhttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Velocity_Manipulationhttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Purifying_Slashhttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Elemental_Flighthttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Hunger_Suppressionim a speed obsessed monster that can hold back my evil with the power of light.>lets get'em
>>43826037http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Mechanical_Morphinghttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Mystic_Objecthttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Magic_Attackshttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Locality_Trackinghttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Beauty_InducementDarling, I was designed to protect humans. The fans would despair if I DIDN'T help you.
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Black_Dog_PhysiologyI'm a dog>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Avian_ManipulationI'm a dog who can control birds>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Vehicle_SpawningI'm a dog who can create cars and keep birds from shitting on them.>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Mobile_InvulnerabilityI also can't ever be stopped when I hear someone mention the word "food", "treats", or "walk.">http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Laser_ManipulationAlso, laser beams.No wonder Superman needs my help, I'm the best dog ever.
>>43826037http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Soul_Channelinghttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Emblem_Magichttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Angel_Soulhttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Hair_Combathttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/ConjurationWell channeling angel soul into things and summoning more angels could be interesting.
>>43846518>I'm a dog who can create cars and keep birds from shitting on them.Man, this dog is insane. It creates cars just to chase them, and can't be hurt when it gets hit by them.
>>43839487Superman, batman, and wonder woman. They even each other out.
>>43846534Angel Summoner and BMX Bandit are ready.
>>43846518>>43841209Rewrite here.I want this dog in our justice league as the team mascot/pet/
>>43826037>Oxygen Independence>Weapon Creature Creation>Telekinetic Cutting>Shocking>Halo GenerationOkay Supes but I don't have any kind of super durability. Ill just make weapon creatures for... whatever.
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Outbreak_Survivalist>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Status_Reading>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Fission_Inducement>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Cycle_Manipulation>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Meta_Ability_CreationMy name is Metaman. I am basically a God that can grant myself or anyone else any ability I want without limit, am able to manipulate the beginning and end of any universe, can split anything into separate parts, can know everything about you, and apparently I like the walking dead.I think with this level of power I will grant myself the ability to also take away any abilities or super powers as a Plan B. Then i'll grant myself the abilities of complete immortality and invulnerability, as well as an ability that makes me immune to someone copying my abilities. Then as a precaution i'll grant myself the ability of complete time manipulation, just to make sure if I fuck up I can press a reset button.Then I just have fun with my new game. Maybe this match i'll be One Punch Man. Maybe next i'll be Goku. Whatever the case, i'll eventually get bored and just solve all of the problems and then go on to beat Superman in an arm wrestling contest for kicks.
>>43847452Are you...in the wrong thread?
>God SummoningWell shit. Aight. Knowing DC though, we'll probably just end up having to fight them after.>Cross-Wall JumpingI can..jump through walls? ya know what, fuck it. I jump through the *4th* wall. Its DC, so thats a viable option.>PsammoportationChrist that fuckin name. I can teleport through the use of sand. Huh.>Intelligence TransferenceOh fuck yes. Fight Brainiac, TRANSFER INTELLIGENCE. MWAHAHAHA. I WAS THE REAL VILLAIN THE WHOLE TIME.>Heart EmpowermentNow, it says I either gain power through friendship, OR actually eating peoples hearts.So I can summon gods, transfer my intelligence, turn to sand, jump through walls, and eaat hearts. Ill help Superman until I can betray him.
>>43826037>Weather Magic>Monotheistic Deity Physiology>Healing Blade Construction>Light-Darkness Infusion>Absolute ConditionWell gee golly, Supes, I'm only GOD
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/DNA_Disintegrationhttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Image_Trapping http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Self-Manipulative_Puppetryhttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Osteokinetic_Shield_Constructionhttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Shinto_Deity_PhysiologyYeah I don't think any villain will be a problem now. Also I'm the new villain and no one can stop me.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Failure_Embodimenthttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/High-Tech_Symbiotic_Exoskeletonhttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Spell_Destabilizationhttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Poisonous_Slashhttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Beacon_EmissionI fail, I make other people fail, and I make them come here so I can make them fail, but I probably survive it.Umm... sorry Supes, but it's probably for the best that I sit this one out. I'd offer to go double agent to make the other side fail, but that plan itself might also fail. In fact, right this very moment, I am already failing to be a superhero.
>>43826037http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Strength_Embodimenthttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Limiter_Removalhttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Event_Teleportationhttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Reality_Expulsionhttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Psionic_CombatWell Supes, I can handle the machine and army no problem, just force them out of this reality.Seriously, the reality expulsion power is all I need, the rest just makes me The Muscle Wizard.
Magical Blade Construction Gold Dust Manipulation Atmokinetic Combat (weather fighting) Self-Resurrection Enhanced Condition Uhhh....maybe?
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Slender_Man_PhysiologyOH GOD IM A HORRIBLE INTERNET MEMEPLEASE END ME
>>43826037http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Pyrokinetic_CombatI fight shit with FIRE. That's pretty awesome.http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Magnetokinetic_Constructs...And make magnet robot-weapon things? So like pyro/magneto then.http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Satellite_GenerationI can make things orbit me? What?http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Asphalt_Manipulationkekhttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Tear_ApartGG NERDS.Sit down superman, and watch me completely ignore all bu my last power, and tear Doomsday/brainiac/Darkseid into their component molecules.
>>43826037>I can't do this alone,I'm calling your bluff, Superman. Prove me wrong, go ahead.
>>43826037>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Organic_Bullet_Projection>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Soul_Summoninghttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Seduction_Immunitywhelp its official, i'm the leader of the black lanterns>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Ethereal_Manipulationespecially since i have god powers>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Power_Reflectionespecially since i don't care about yours.well off to go take over apokolips with zombies and god powers.
>>43826037> http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Potential_Creation> The power to awaken abilities within oneself and others.I can give other people super powers? Sweet.> http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Blood_Manipulation> The power to manipulate blood, whether it's from oneself, others or free-flowing.Blood control. Edgy.> http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Killing_Empowerment> The power to be empowered by killing others.This just makes it even edgier.> http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Sword_Manipulation> The power to manipulate swords.The edge intensifies.> http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Feral_Mind> The power to tap into a feral state of mind.Berserker mode, activate!So, I'm a hemokinetic berserker swordsman who gets stronger by killing people, and can give other people super powers....So, gather an army and slaughter everybody?
>>43826037>Flame GenerationHuman flamethrower. Sweet.>Multiple LivesSo I'm The Doctor, but I can breathe fire?Ha, try and stop me now Cybermen!>Communication Shift>User can alter communicative abilities of othersSo a firebreathing Doctor with the ability to reverse Babel Fish?Oh the fun I will have.>Adhesive SecretionSticky fingers?>PlaneswalkingSo I'm the perfect thief if I want to be; stick things to other things, scramble communications and escape to a different plane, plus unlimited retries?Alternatively:Run interference.Count me in! Not sure how much help Ill be though...
>>43826037http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Demiurge_PhysiologyDo I even NEED any other powers?
>>43849516Yes. How else are you going to come up with your Superhero Name?
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Xylokinetic_Constructshttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Accelerated_Thought_Processhttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Light_Magichttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Mongoose_Physiologyhttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Contract_NullificationSo I'm a super-smart, kinda fast, mongoose man who can control wood and light and breaks deals and oaths, mine or others.Sounds like I tell supes I'm all in, but if things look really grim I switch sides, try to sabotage the bad guys from within their own ranks by playing them against each other, and probably end up getting my illusory self maimed in many nasty ways. Brave brave brave Sir Mongoose.
>>43849578Demiurge Dude, protector of innocents!
>>43826037http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Mindscape_Materialization>Not a bad start, but not great.http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Temporal_Lordship>gg no rehttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Sylph_Physiology>Man who cares time manipulation.http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Corrosion_Inducement>Man who cares time manipulation.http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Game_Over>And then it turned out I was the BBEG all along.
>>43849610Where will you put your double Ds? On the floor? You could be like a more powerful Daredevil!
>>43829622Neodymium manipulation is just rare-earth magnet manipulation
>>43826037>Being against Superman>everwhat am I, an edgy faggot?Now let's see...http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Penance_Starehttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Blood_Stoppingsounds like some sort of religious/clerical powerset so far...http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Cryokinetic_Constructshttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Energy_InfusionWell this is interesting. So I can shape cool shit and fling power around?http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Dungeon_ManipulationMaybe I have a jail or something for the unworthy?I think I'm going to call myself "Maxwell's Demon".
>>43826037http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Fearful_Screamhttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Dark_Fire_Constructshttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Death_Transferalhttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Morality_Transcendencehttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Golden_RuleNOTHIN PERSONEL SUPES
>>43826037http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Heaven_Embodimenthttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Absolute_Accesshttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Divine_Sighthttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Energy_Bow_Constructionhttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Enhanced_VitalityI am Heaven. I stand with Superman in telling the Outer Space Brigade to go eat a dick.
>>43826037>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Oil_Vision>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Sport_Equipment_Physiology>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Adaptive_Energy>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Insect_Breath>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Demonic_Power_ImmunityWell... I kinda just have a mish mash of way too many different thingsI think I'd end up as a b-list super hero at best
>>43851117Anyone got that panel where Superman and some other superhero meet a cop in a park?
I'm always with you Superman, let's do this!>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Multiple_HeadsNeat!>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Poison_InfusionI guess the heads are poisonous? It's a good start.>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Speed_AccumulationYeah, super speed and anti-speed!>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Eldritch_MagicBetter be careful with this one, but might just be what we need.>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Total_Event_CollapseAh jeez.Alright, I'm still down with rolling with Superman!
>>43826037>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Boundless_Inner_World>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Independent_Growing_Booster>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Badass_Adaptation>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Bionic_Physiology>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Weapon_PhysiologyWelp. Time to grind inside this pocket dimension for a little bit then fuck em up.
>>43851177Oh, shit. I should come up with some crappy superhero name type deal. Option, I guess?
>>43826037>Air Infusion>Severing>Lie Inducement>Air Shield Construction>Existential ManifestationsI've become evil Aang. I will continue on through my next form, so I'm on team Blackhole.
>>43826037Charging AccelerationFire AugmentationLife-Force AttacksSelf-Manipulative PuppetryIntelligence Infinitum>Accelerating IntelligenceY'know what, Supes, I'm just gonna tell you whether or not you win. Oh, who am I kidding, with my help, how could you lose?Infinite Intelligence+ Self puppetry- So, you know, every martial arts hero in the multiverse? I've observed their moves and improved upon them.
>>43846940The three classic B's.>Brains>Brawn>Breasts
>>43826037Sure Supes. Let's get those fucks.>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Water_AttacksAlright. Pretty good start. Might be cool. Let's see what else we roll.>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Almighty_LawWELL. ALRIGHT. LET'S KEEP ROLLING BECAUSE WHY THE FUCK NOT?>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Ethereal_PhysiologyI'm already pretty stupid strong. So, this is cool.>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Death-Force_ManipulationHoly shit, alright then. So, I guess I just instantly win at this point, right. Well, let's just roll that last one out, just to be safe.>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Life_InducementAlright. Well. I think this problem is over, since I just wiped out every single bad dude in a single swipe, then just made some laws so evil can't win ever again. Neat.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Demonic-Undead_Lord_PhysiologyI'm a undead demon lord who can control/raise undead. I AM ORCUS!http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Explosive_SlashThat can make things explode with claw slasheshttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Dual_Impregnabilitywho's untouchable from physical or mental attackhttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Inugami_PhysiologyWho's also a dog godhttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Psammokinetic_Creature_CreationPlus I can make sand creatures/golemsLook Boy Blue, I got this but are you sure I'm not the real danger here? You're going to have a army or zombies and demons after this to deal with. Aren't those worse than parademons? Fine, Lord Sand Dog is on it.
>>43826037>Weaponized Body>Rain Generation>Rubber Shield Construction>Absolute Attack>TeleportationSo, teleport in, make a giant condom around myself, and just fucking beat on the generator.
>>43851235Holy Shit, New name D-Lord Rotweiler
MUTANTS AND MASTERMINDS CAMPAIGH WHEN
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Hibernation>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Earth_Exoskeleton>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Talent_Theft>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Butterfly_Physiology>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Absolute_SlicingI can make this work. Somehow.
>>43826037>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Almighty_InfusionIf used on weapons, it can cause the weapon to break through or slice through other dimensions and never break or lose sharpness. When used on an object such as a rock, it would become immovable and unbreakable.> it can cause the weapon to break through or slice through other dimensions>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Finnish_Deity_PhysiologyThat is weird but kinda OP>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Electrokinetic_InvisibilityInvisibility when touching electricity. I just need pocket generator and im invisible all the time>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Enslavement_BrandingThis will either make me evil overlord or sexual predator>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Darkness_CuttingI can cut through others with my edge. LiterallyBEWARE AS I AM THE FINNISH PANTHEON OF CUTTING AND SLASHING
>>43851259You are BUTTERFLY KNIFE!
>>43851264Yes. Amazing. 10/10. When I get into trouble I can go to sleep and "metamorph" into THE COCOON, A GIANT ROCK MAN WITH BLADES FOR FUCKING HANDS
>>43851210I meant emotionally and mentally. Think about this, a HUGE number of elseworlds and alternate universe stories happen because one of the three really isn't there to balance it all out.Kingdom come? Batman doesn't help wonerwoman and supermanDark knight rises? Batman and superman are at odds because there is no more wonderwomanInjustice? Batman doesn't side with superman and wonder woman so superman loses his humanizing elements with Lois gone it would fall to batman.
>>43851268Is there a Simpsons related picture for fucking everything?
>Telepathic Negation>Mockery Physiology>Contract Nullification>Psychic Communication>Chastity InducementWell. Uhhhh. What the fuck am I supposed to do? Cockblock them to death?
>>43851290You are become the Smug Pepe
>>43841276The Wisp?>>43842427psycho Zombie>>43842458Eldric the impossible>>43842638The Life-Giver>>43842707The Green Shard>>43842727The Liberian>>43842755Darwin the angel>>43842786God-man>>43842798Sin-Eater>>43842997Jor the Serpent>>43844118SKELETON JESUS>>43844321The Light Bringer>>43846225Zom-Fiend>>43846402The Eraser>>43846446Speed Demon>>43846500The Star>>43846518Avos the wonderdog>>43846534Angel Master>>43847501The Weapon Mater>>43847505The Miraclous Metaman>>43847634you are quame from captain planet>>43847764God-Boy>>43848079Docter Shinto>>43848190The Failure>>43848193The Muscle Wizard>>43848256Gold Blade>>43848319Meme-man>>43848376The Tear>>43848586The Gunman>>43848996The Berserker>>43849431Docter Fireball>>43849592Sir Mongoose>>43849578Demiurge Dude>>43849693Game Over>>43850976Maxwell's Demon>>43851060Mr. Death>>43851084Heaven>>43851117Oil Fiend>>43851172The Fast Mr. Two heads>>43851177Pocket>>43851198The Air Breaker>>43851209Know it all>>43851223Water God>>43851237The rubber killer>>43851259Butterfly knife>>43851262THE EDGE
>>43851290>>43851302>>43851343Smug Pepe it is!
>>43851287THE SIMPSON DID IT ALREADY!
>>43826037>Gas MimicryGaseous Shape as it should be called.>Divine BreathSo far I'm basically a bad breath elemental.>Xylokinetic Combati'm also woody.>Healing WindI'm a fucking gas elemental, jfc.>Remote TeleportationI think that I just teleport the baddies away when relevant, turn into gas and shoot magical beams at them from my gas mouth otherwise. Gotta be a bitch for talking.I guess I'm with him.
>>43851343>All these names>No name for mineLife is suffering
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Warping_TeleportationI guess I can throw the problems to the four corners of the universe if things go wrong>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Mental_Shield_PenetrationWell I don't have psychic powers but still could be useful>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Vampire_PhysiologySuperhuman ability is great but the sun's going to be a bitch to deal with>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Omni-EmpowermentOh. Guess I could just draw strength from everything in existence instead including the sun>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Life-Force_Transferaland I can put the energy wherever I want afterwards.Nonconsensual Spirit Bomb reporting in
>>43826037Snow shield. Crap.Flora energy manipulation. Not great.Life vision. Actually tells me right away whether or not I help.Enhanced Awareness. So I notice ALL the details. 'kay...Divine Resurrection. Welp."You want this sorted out? Punch me as hard as you can, and I will become more powerful than anything, ever. Really, you can trust me on this, I'll TOTALLY still have your back. Really."I then remake reality such that Superman is an interesting, compelling, less whiny character. As an omniscient and omnipotent being, I can do this.
>>43851430What your post?I did >>43851343I will name you.
>>43826037>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Electrical_LevitationSo it's like flight but shittier, at least i can plausibly electro-tackle a motherfucker.>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Archetype_EmpowermentSo every ability gets a max unlock and i get an all around buff to everything i can do as a normal human, making me super human and semi immortal. Broken.>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Boar_PhysiologyBOAR MAN OF WAR WITH BOAR ARMIES OF VOLT TACKLE SPAM.>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Apparition_MaterializationARMIES OF GHOST BOARS, NEVER ENDING SWARMS OF POWER BOOSTED INCORPOREAL SHOCK TACKLE CHUCKLE FUCKS.>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Remote_TeleportationAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA INFINITE GHOST BOARS CHARGING THROUGH ALL THINGS AT LIGHT SPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDI AM THE BOARPEROR, ETERNAL LORD OF ALL BOAR. IN THE GRIM BOARNESS OF DC COMICS THERE IS ONLY MORE BOAR.FIRST THE ARMIES OF DOOM WILL FALL TO THE MIGHT OF MY SUBJECTS, THEN I SHALL CONQUER THE UNIVERSE PIECE BY PIECE IN SEARCH OF WORTHY PREY.SQUEEEEEEEEEEEL!
>>43826037Alright, let's try this shit.>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Biomass_ManipulationSolid start. I can transform myself into various things ala Alex Mercer. I'm already getting ideas.>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Positive_Emotion_Empowerment... Well, alright then. I get more powerful with positive emotions? guess that means I get more biomass the more FRIENDSHIP I have.>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Growth_ManipulationThat ties will in with the biomass manipulation and Friendship. I get other people to become better!>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Spatial_Guardianship>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Eldritch_PhysiologyI AM PROTEAN, ELDER GOD OF FRIENDSHIP, HOPE, GROWTH, AND PROTECTION. KRYPTONIAN, STAND BY MY SIDE AS WE TURN BACK THIS OFFENSE TO REALITY.
>>43826037 >http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Transcendent_Physiology>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Jactitation>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Ophanim_Physiology>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Rhythm_Intuition>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Autumn_EmbodimentLooks like you called the right guy supes. HARVEST WHEEL is here to make them really tired; as long as it's Autumn. Atleast I'm immortal m8.
>>43851487This is amazing.
>>43826037>Artificial Life Creation>Intuitive AptitudeNeat. So I can make shit and it won't implode instantly.>Strength CallingSo, superstrong army of things. Cool.>Counter>Opposing Forces EmpowermentNeat. So, make a buncha dudes, have them try to kick the crap out of me, counter everything and get stronger by countering everything, then take my army of omnistrong (assuming their strength increase scale relative to my strength) warriors and kill the thing. And counter shit.My name is Down-B. Just try and hit me.
> http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Cosmological_Force_Manipulation> http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Energy_Attacks> http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Knife_Manipulation> http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Truth_Embodiment> http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Enhanced_IntelligenceFuckin' sweet. I feel like most of the bases are covered
>>43826037http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Sonic_Wave_Emissionhttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Subjective_Realityhttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Pain_Illusionhttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Molecular_Oscillationhttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Decelerated_AgingSo basically; I can release waves of sound, cause others to believe they are in pain, can accelerate my molecules and I age really slowly. And I can manipulate reality, making things unreal or real. Holy shit. I'm up for this.
>>43830939Sciencem agicascendancy means that your suporpowers do not have to follow the laws of science or magic, whatever that may be.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Metaphysics_Manipulationhttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Causality_Reversalhttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Soul_Resonationhttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Blade_Projectionhttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Cartoon_Creature_CreationSo with the first two powers, I'm pretty much a god as it is. Everything else is just icing on the cake. Yeah supes, I got you dawg. And just for shits and giggles I'll resonate with his soul increasing both our powers, right after I use my Metaphysics manipulation to destabilize any black hole conduits they try to make and shut them down. Doomsday and Braniac die this day.
>>43851712>DJ painI'm basically a memer turned superhero turned DJ-memer
>Storm Manipulation>Voice Projection>Distance Manipulation>Geokinetic Blade Construction>ImpaleI don't know how this fits thematically, but I'm in Supes!
>>43826037New gamemode for funsies.Roll 1d100 for five random entries from the heroes (Just from the ones responding to the OP for simplicity) and pit them to the death. Who would come out as the sole survivor? Gif not entirely unrelated.
>>43826037Lead the way supes, I've got your back! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lGaneyDfyls Time to kick some villain ass!http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Magical_Blade_Construction>User can create magical bladed weapons, including daggers, swords, etc., from nothing or by shaping the existing magical energy. http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Physical_Law_Immunity>The user is unaffected by the laws of other dimensions, enabling them to control the reality of those dimensions.http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Ushi-Oni_Physiology>User with this ability either is or can transform into an Ushi-oni, a vaguely defined creature of a variety of monsters which resemble bovines.http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Heaven_Embodiment>The user embodies heaven, the place or state of reward of the good after death; the abode of goodness and angels, something that causes, any place or state of perfect peace and joy.http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Magic_Negation>The user can negate superhuman powers and effects that originate from magic. Spells, curses, hexes, jinxes and charms may all be negated by the user. In addition, magical objects/items and potions are rendered useless, while the effect of ley lines is diminished, according to the user's level of power. Magical creations even weaken, and eventually crumble, disperse or dissolve in the user's presence.
Rolled 89, 3, 74, 57, 53 = 276 (5d92)>>43851733I'll roll first.Who are they and who wins /tg/?
>>43851750I (>>43851739) volunteer. Who will fight against me?
>>43826037http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Afterimage_Creationhttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Winter_Embodimenthttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Trajectory_Curvinghttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Melanokinetic_Blade_Constructionhttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Bio-Tech_ManipulationAlright, where's that brainiac faggot. Gonna biotech him right out of his machine and make him black hole the other two.
>>43851487Your tactics are too subtle for me, I concede!
>>43851452You should look for the mask and the aya-stone to see if you can deal with the sun-problem.
>>43826037Let's see who I am.http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Interdimensional_Entity_PhysiologySo, I live in multiple dimensions...http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Ethereal_ConstructsI can make amazing structures from magical essence, in essence. These structures / items are a combination of energy and matter, and can take almost any shape - and even act as semi living beings.http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Supernatural_VoiceMy voice alone can cause magical effects.http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Valley_CreationI can make valleys... http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Event_RandomizationAnd I can make things go crazy.Soo... I guess I am up, but I can't really do much. Event randomization is the best power I have, I think my superhero name would be something like "The architect", and my main thing is probably just making weird - interdimensional dungeons.
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Emotion_Absorption>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Leviathan_Physiology>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Origin_Embodiment>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Air_Beam_Emission>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Social_MagnetismIA! IA! Ph'nglui mglw'nafh John R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn! My may sqaumous, many mouthed brood profane all the ends of the earth. And fight crime.
>>43826037http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Ecological_Empathyhttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Assimilative_Evolutionhttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Environmental_Empowermenthttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Psychometric_Ability_Replicationhttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Telekinetic_CuttingI'm somekind of evolving adaptive super creature who can cut things with his mind. Neat, I'm in.
>>43851343As a drawfriend, I was considering drawing my result.This post kinda tempts me to try drawing the league.
>>43851262 >>43838472 >>43837442 >>43837119Edgy, but super effective, I'd say!>>43851177 >>43837272Given enough time, you'll become as strong as some of the strongest out there. Very nice powers, I have to say.>>43849592Brave sir Mongoose ran away...>>43846500 >>43842707 >>43837252 >>43837135 >>43829200Fucking BEAUTIFUL!>>43846402 >>43840784 >>43838917 >>43838576Can we be friends?>>43836662 >>43835557You sound like a decent fellow all the same, to be honest.>>43827478I will stop you dead in your tracks, sapling.
>>43826037Organic Spike Projectionhttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Organic_Spike_ProjectionBlood Ball Projection (May be poisonous due to Plant Infusion below)http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Blood_Ball_ProjectionSeismokinetic Combathttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Seismokinetic_CombatPlant Infusionhttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Plant_InfusionCrustacean Physiologyhttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Crustacean_PhysiologySeismic Plant Crab, that can toss exploding body parts... Well Guess Plant and Seismokinetic are doing the heavy lifting. Makes me immune to a heavy assortment of physical attacks.Guess I'm in. Nothing great, but not a push over either.
>>43826037http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Nephilim_Physiology>Oh cool an array power! I am already arguably more powerful than supes.http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Regulation>So I have a limitation. That's fair. http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Safe_Mode>Come at me villainshttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Chocolate_Beam>I guess I had a run in the 80s at some pointhttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/List_of_Kinetic_Abilities>GUYSGUYS>GUYSI WON THE LOTTERY HAHAHAHAHAHAHA WOOOOOOOOOYou have summoned me, superman, and I obey. Your enemies shall be removed.
>>43851947>List_of_Kinetic_AbilitiesYou could say that you're......a Master Manipulator.
>>43826037http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Thought_Inhibitionhttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Intelligence_Infinitumhttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Intuitive_Aptitudehttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Aura_Constructshttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Electric_ConductivityYou have my word. The Inquisitor will push aside all that stand in our way. For none is hidden from me, nor is sacred. Their broken bodies will make good trophies.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Gemstone_Manipulation>Ok, that could be cool. Turn enemies into crystals, shields to diamonds and never be without money.http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Tranquilizer_Breath>Knock people out by breathing on them. Useful for when things get up close and personal.http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Death_By_Sex>Fuck it. Just no.>Fuck this.
>>43828704This is hot
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Rarity_DetectionWell, this is slightly useful in detecting alien cyborgs I guess?http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Archangel_PhysiologyOkay, this is potentially ridonk. But it depends on WHICH archangel I'm mimicing. If it's all of them in a SHAZAM style compact then I'm completely crazy. Gabriel or Metatron are pretty much Literal God tier.The others are all Superman tier though.http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Healing_WaterPossibly COMPLETELY reduntant because of above. http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Killing_EmpowermentGiven already existing Angel Powers, I'm not sure how useful this will be, but fuck it it's all helpful.http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Copper_ManipulationI feel like all of my powers are BMX Bandit to my one quite literal Angel Summoner super-power.
>>43852076Not that anon, but that mute ability is tricky.A name is kind of hard.Speaking of hard, I did figure out that with your ability to manipulate coal, mute an event, and hibernate, you could mute an event, surround it with coal, and wait for the coal to turn to diamond, safely containing the event.Possibly evolving as you hibernate, remaining undisturbed as your hibernation is muted.But that seems like a long term plan with a lot of holes in it.My pick for your name? >The TenderYou tend to the events that cannot be immediately handled, tuck them away, and hibernate until they can be tended to.Also a term for one who handles coal.
>>43852385Thanks for putting so much thought into it, Anon. I like the name a lot.
>>43852385Fuck, that'd be a great story. Some gigantic mystical being has pasued the end of the world in an effort to organize the events that will lead to defeating the apocalypse, and thus has to put the heroes through hell in order to get them ready.I'm sure it's been done before, but at a base level that's an awesome concept.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Plains_Adaptationthe fuck? is this the superpower of just being a random dude
>>43852481It'd make you faster, more resistant to UV rays, and give you sharper senses. You think we're really optimized for survival on plains?
With these powers I am just another one of those C-Listers getting whomped in the opening. Just like Booster Gold and his friends when they found out about doomsday with the costume. http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Ala_Physiologyhttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Sleep_Embodimenthttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Electric_Pillar_Projectionhttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Absorption_Slashhttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Magic_Pillar_ProjectionThat is if I decide to fight melee. But since I have a power that bypasses ressurection I will just put him to sleep and let Dream of the endless deal with it. "Sure thing big boy"
>>43852481I dunno man, being a tundra survivalist is pretty cool.Not great a s a superpower, but you could get dropped on a blasted planet with nothing but rocks on it and you'd be fine.
>>43826037Timestream Shift>The ability to dispatch oneself into a different time-streamMetal Exoskeleton>The ability to create armor around the user's body from metalTechnological Invisibility>The power to be invisible to all forms of electronic detectionBurning>The power to burn an entire object or person with intense heatDNA Assimilation>The ability to absorb DNA and utilize it in some wayI AM THE BEAST OF ALL WORLDS. THE FORGE OF WILL AND THE ANVIL OF EVOLUTION. I AM CRUCIBLE. I STAND WITH SUPERMAN, FOR WITHOUT LIFE, THERE CAN BE NO STRUGGLE. WITHOUT STRUGGLE, THERE CAN BE NO ADAPTATION.
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Programming>The ability to take control of one's programming. Sub-power I'd Technology Manipulation. Generically useful. >http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Variable_Manipulation>The ability to manipulate variables. Sub-power of Virtual Warping and Meta Probability ManipulationWell then. This is quite literally designed for exploitation, bullshit, and shenanigans. >http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Malignance_Nullification>The ability to repulse and nullify attacks with evil intent/intentions against oneself. So, basically you need to hit me with attacks not actually intended for me?>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Confusion_Manipulation>The ability to manipulation confusion. Sub-power of Mental Manipulation. Variation of Emotion Manipulation. Opposite of Lucidity Manipulation. I don't even. >http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Supernatural_Senses>The ability to have better senses than what is naturally possible. Sub-power of Supernatural Condition, advanced version of Enhanced Senses. Well this is certainly an eclectic selection of abilities. So I literally hack reality and tweak the variables of space and time, whilst confusing the hell out of everyone around me? Sure I'm pretty certain I can be of use in this endeavour.
>>43852741You know, I'd actually like to see a character written like that. He pretends to be a wizard, and the confusion power allows him to keep the charade going. He just sort of reaches into the air and things change - matter agitation to set that bit of air on fire, increase the effect of gravity over there, Make the wind blow so hard and in points that it perforates concrete.I mean, that's what magic in a DnD/Pathfinder sense is anyways. Cheat codes to the universe.
>>43826037http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Penetration_%26_Protectionhttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Force-Field_Manipulationhttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Fanaticism_Inducementhttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Gun_Protrusionhttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Supernatural_EnduranceYou must be very desperate to turn to me for help superman, but if you insist the Led zealot and his Copper Cultists will assist you, but remember that this is but a temporary alliance!
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Temporal_Restarting>Save State Spamming Go!http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Muscle_Manipulation>I can alter my strength as need be. Neat.http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Aura_Absorption>I can absorb peoples Auras. Their soul-thing. And possibly steal any powers linked to their aura.http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Sin_Manipulation>I can manipulate the sin in others. I'm not a hear am I?http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Mortality>WHY IS THIS A POWER?
>>43852824>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Penetration_%26_Protectionthat is oddly specific
>>43852796I like that way if looking at it. Would definitely need some sort of overly bombastic name befitting THE WIZARD.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Roboticizationhttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Physical_Restorationhttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Hollow_Physiologyhttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Dark_Light_Manipulationhttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Esoteric_Water_ManipulationWorking as support where enemies cant spot me.When they do hollow physiology can shield me from most damage.give unpowered people the ability to fight back the horde of enemies by turning them into robots.Healing and able to restore crucial settlements.
>>43826037http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Mechanical_Limb_GenerationWe Tetsuo The Iron Man nowhttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Gravity_EmbodimentI'm not entirely sure how this works, to be honest. I guess Pucci from JoJo.http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Universal_RecreationThis while Crisis business is moot now.http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Lure_ProtrusionCompletely useless, but sure.http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Geokinetic_Blade_ConstructionThis is the weirdest hodge podge of bullshit I've ever seen.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Samsara_Embodimenthttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Science-Magic_Ascendancyhttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Summer_Embodimenthttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Astral_Premonitionhttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Chlorine_ManipulationI am a fucking elder god of the cycle of life and summer, created by magitech and capable of astrally projecting myself into the future and interacting with it. And if I ever get bored of being nigh-omnipotent I can fuck around with chlorine. Honestly, I don't side with Supes not because I don't want to, but because this is probably far beneath my notice at this point.
>>43851487>the boarperorholy shit i cackled like a damn madman reading this whole post.this is totally the next charactor i'm going to play in the next game i'm in.
>>43851469He already is. As an omniscient being, you have read all his good stuff passively.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Omnicompetence What do I even need the other four for?http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Magic_Invisibilityhttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Scanner_Visionhttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Gold_Dust_Manipulationhttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Earth_Exoskeleton
>>43826037http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Weapon_Transformationhttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Enhanced_Flailmanshiphttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Giant_Monster_Physiologyhttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Grand_Design_ConstructionI don't need the fifth, I win. I tell Superman to fuck off, and then I tell everyone else to fuck off too, because I win.
>>43826037http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Love_Aura>so i'm starting off as cupidhttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Drink_Empowerment>with a drinking problemhttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Mayan_Deity_Physiology>scratch that i'm the Mayan god of love and drinkhttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Jinxed>that's cursed with unluckiness http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Ala_Physiology>and demon powers over the weather whale, i don't have to much of a theme but i think id do more harm than good
Rolled 22, 38, 54, 87, 88 = 289 (5d100)>>43856199fuck forgot how to roll dice
>>43826037>InvulnerabilityGood start>ReformingKinda redundant>Snow manipulationSo I can become a snowstorm and then reform? Cool>Gunpowder manipulationGUNPOWDER BLIZZARD TIME>Pure ice manipulationI AM GENERAL WINTER, INVINCIBLE HERALD OF THE EXPLODING ICE STORMFEAR NOT SUPERMAN, I AM BEING IN
>>43826037 http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Power_Echohttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Marsupial_Physiologyhttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Gamma_Visionhttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Relative_Appearance_Alterationhttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Rule_BendingJeez, what do I do with this? I suppose being able to instantly retaliate with equal force is nice but I have nothing to protect myself with meaning I could oneshot maybe one guy. The rule bending is a nonbo as well because if I use it to reduce the damage to myself then the backlash is also lessened.I am unnaturally cute and mouselike though, I shall be known as the Kawaii Punchbag
>>43826037>Destiny WeavingOk, we're starting right off the bat with an uber, omega mutant-level skill. Pretty much done with anything the world may throw at me the moment I got this.>Lie InducementRedundant as heck with the abovementioned ability.>Pollution ManipulationWow, I really hope Captain Planet isnt one of my enemies, for his sake.>Nerve ManipulationInvincibility, low-lvl super physical stats? Manipulating others? Good to have, but the destiny one still trumps this one hard and makes it kinda redundant.>Decomposition ManipulationThere... I pretty much became Nurgle.
>>43856941What if you use it to make it that it's literally transferring the damage, rather than duplicating it?
> http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Ultimate_Fighter> Ability to reach the ultimate pinnacle of martial arts proficiency.Well, the name says it all. Bring it.> http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Badassery_Embodiment> The ability to transcend logic through sheer badassery.Okay. I'm an incredibly badass fighter. Even better.> http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Powered_Form> Power to enter or leave a state where one has super powers, while their normal identity normally does not.Power Ranger? Magical boy? Fuck it. Whatever it is, it's gonna be badass.> http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/One-Man_Army> The ability to be as deadly as a vastly superior force.Does this stack with Ultimate Fighter? If not, it's kinda redundant. If so, this is just getting better and better.> http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Weapon_Manipulation> The ability to manipulate weapons.Fuck it. I'm a badass Shirou Emiya. Suck it, bad guys.Supes, I'm in.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Photokinetic_Regeneration>regenerate body in lighthttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Cutting>can cut through anythinghttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Cosmic_Weather_Manipulation>manipulate cosmic weatherhttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Subjective_Reality>bring anything into existencehttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Existential_Perfection>While the user exists they are complete, absolute and infinite in all senses and aspects with no limitation that could possibly apply to themi can't even think of a namewouldn't that basically make me god themed around light and swords
>>43856306The Green Shard here.Actually, I think I would probably be the first to drop.The Boarperor would be a top pick for round one, except he has met his undoing against the Plague Rat.What can match the might of Infinite Ghost Boars Charging Through All Things?Treacherous Infinite Ghost Boars Charging Through All Things!I think American would stomp us all while The Boarperor was trying to assert loyalty from his incorporeal swine brethren,Then Retcon Man takes everyone out in the second round.
>>43826037Well first of all, yes. I'm with you. I don't care if I'm Kiteman or Condiment King or something. You're Superman. >Destruction EmbodimentI destroy shit. I destroy all the shit. >Damage AmplificationI destroy even MORE shit! This is, uh, sorta redundant though. >Fire ManipulationSo most of my destruction comes from fire. I burn all the things forever. >Absolute ImmortalityWell, well, well. And here I was worried about torching myself.>Implode and Explode Again, this is just more redundant. ...wanna be my sidekick? Nah, but seriously. I... destroy shit. And live through the horrific destruction I cause. And I just... ok, well, it all sums up as 'I destroy all the shit forever'. Darkseid's bullshit lasers got NOTHING on me.
>>43859116I dub thee: Entropy, the eternal destruction of all things.