Previous Thread: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/43777820/Archive: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Jedi%20Apprentice%20QuestRules: http://pastebin.com/FJsMDVWCForce Points: http://pastebin.com/7h9YUUPMCharacter Sheet: http://pastebin.com/LkCCDnTZ Character Bios: http://pastebin.com/7t4BWuMtForce Points: 3Twitter: @Eail4===========================When we last left our dear 'hero' Zev, he had just finished having the lewds with his new friend Renari, a girl that identified herself as Sith despite being literally surrounded by Jedi on a daily basis, likely not the most effective way of making friends in a place like this, but it apears to have worked with Zev so far! Though, unfortunately, due to their rather questionable decision to actually follow through with the full lewdness, Zev and Renari were caught by a Jedi just as the 'fun' was starting.While on Nar Shadda something like this would have likely resulted in someone being shot, Zev sadly lacked a blaster at his side, thus, through his usual smartassness, and the presence of Younglings not too far behind the Jedi, Zev and Renari were left in peace. All is not well for our hero though, as both he and his new friend have been ordered to report to the Jedi Council, only time will tell what may come next for Zev... his next actions could be quite important for the young man's future...
Standing atop the great staircase in the middle of the Academy, Renari is standing at your side as the two of you look up at the incredibly large door in front of you. It seems as though it was carved out of a special sort of stone and would be incredibly heavy to even attempt to move... though considering the Jedi are the Jedi, that could be intentional. No better way to discourage someone from intruding than to make it so they literally can't unless they have the power to move this sort of thing out of the way."So... I'm gonna guess we just knock and hope they answer?"You ask your smaller companion as you stand there with your hands in your pockets."Yup."Renari simply answers, the girl's hair still appearing to be quite a mess after your earlier activities. There's a distinct feeling in your gut that this could be quite the important meeting, if the Jedi Council is actually as important as it sounds... well, it's highly unlikely many apprrentices on their first day would be brought before them, right?>Ask Renari a question>Blow off the meeting>Knock>Try to open the door yourself with the force>Write in
>>43825970>Try to open the door yourself with the force
>>43825970>We could just leave. I mean, what is all this training other than the philosophies? Could make our own lightsabers, or buy them on the black market...I'm not half bad with a blaster, either. Could just leave. We haven't made any oaths or promises.
>>43825958Wow Eail you were already? Are the sessions on wenesday now? Not complaining just asking. Rance Jojo is best jedi.
>>43826057I'm off work today, and figured I owed you guys another thread after the way the last one went
>>43826049Fuck off to Bounty Hunter/Smuggler quest, we're going to be the best/worst Jedi Apprentice we can be so long as we're a Jedi Apprentice.
>>43826071Hey Eail, what do you think of kobold girls?
>>43826099Can be cute depending on the art style, or horrifying.
>>43825970>>Write inArrange Renari hair a bit, comb her hair with our hands then procede o Knock on the door.
>>43825970>KnockIt's a door.
>>43825970>We could just leave. I mean, what is all this training other than the philosophies? Could make our own lightsabers, or buy them on the black market...I'm not half bad with a blaster, either. Could just leave. We haven't made any oaths or promises.>>43826071>>43826114I'M HERE AGAIN TO WRECK SHIT AND PILLAGE EAIL.
>>43826134Are we gonna waifu her, or just keep her around for some easy poon?We are Rance after all
>>43826075Nah let's give this a try the worst they can do is expell us. If they do it we go back to Nar shadda turn into a smuggler and then once we have a ship we come back to rescue Renari
>>43826169What's good nigga
>>43826201Finished cooking my home-made apple pies, SO I CAME TO SHIT UP THE THREAD.How you though?
>>43826170Dunno i kinda like her she is a exhibitionist and i'm a sadist in real life soo. But i don't want to turn this quest into another waifu quest.
>>43826170Obviously we're just here for the poon. Once we meet a decent waifu were gonna lose the baggage
>>43826228Ate some chicken sandwiches and waffle fries from Chik-Fil-A and ready to be BEST JediHave a lightsaber idea
>>43826251Once we meet a decent waifu we're going to fuck her and leave then come back to pass our legacy to the kids
>>43826278Also, writing the post now
>>43826278That have our reserve grip? Because I dig the blueish/purpleish hue of the blade itself.I DO NOT SEE GLORYIST BESKAR IRON FORGED INTO THAT
>>43826251And just like that, we added another girl for Xanth harem and our first nemesis..
>>43826278We should mod a lightsaber so that can shoot blasts from where the blade comes out.
>>43826316You mean like this thing?
>>43826339If you wanna see some REAL EDGE
>>43826316Go back to your room Ezra. Real man use a blaster in one hand and a lightsaber in the other.
>>43826357I love the color of that, But If you show me the 'darksaber' again Eail. I will spank you here and in SAQ that shit is not cannon and makes me hate the new series even more.
>>43826335Kinda. Though it might be good to keep a blaster on us anyhow, since it might be hard to install a scope or other aiming equipment on a lightsaber and keep it compact.Though with extensive mastery of the force, such things might not even be necessary.>>43826357Smells like Deviantart-tier fanfiction.
>>43826404>>43826395I was gonna say something but i better stay quiet don't want to derail or cause a scene in Eail's quest.
>>43826487Do it fgt
>>43826491The Clone War series is canon. So the everything in it is canon, Darth Maul resurging, the lightsaber. Everything showed in the series is considered canon by Disney now.
Can our master be
"Before we do that..." You mutter as you turn to face the girl. While you're not ashamed of what you did, it probably won't help the Council in their judgement of you if Renari is coming into the meeting with bed hair. A bit of adjustment courtesy of your hands and things are looking mostly good as new, though her hair thankfully is easy to manipulate and stays that way, unlike the rather... unique way your own hair works.A lightsaber could probably be taken to your hair and it'd still come out looking the same as it always does... not that you're exactly eager to test out that little theory of course.Renari gives you a little nod after you finish fixing up her hair, lookingly only slightly flustered that it was like that in the first place. "Well, time to face down the Rancors. Can't say I ever thought I'd be called in for this though." The girl says."Eh, Rancors are easy, just shoot the guy next to ya in the leg and leave him behind as a distraction... turns out they really like Duros." You mention while walking up to the door and giving it a few hard raps. Renari giggled at your comment, so at least she's going into this with a good head about it all, no sense in facing your doom with some gloom laying over head right?>CONT
>>43826629After your knock, the stone doors are pulled inwards, a light scraping noise heard as they are moved, allowing your first view of the council chambers.There's really not all that much to it, surprisingly. A few statues around the circular walls of what look to be long dead Jedi holding their lightsabers, most of them appearing to be human. In the middle of the circular room lays a rather large table, quite a few stone chairs surrounding it, though only three are actually occupied at the moment. The Grand Master, Satele Shan is here, along with another human, a male, along with a female Togruta."Enter, Apprentice Zev, Apprentice Renari." The Grand Master's voice tells you... and since you're already here and all, not like you're going to disobey that.>You're going to enter and...>Bow>Kneel>Stand there>Take a seat>"What's up?">Write in
>>43826640>Stand there.>Brace for impact.
>>43826640>BowAs SHORT a bow as possible. As in something that may be mistaken for a nod. She's the Grand Master after all, so she's presumably earned the bare minimum of respect.
>>43826640>Stand there>What's up>>43826561You shut your slut of a mouth Anon. I'm salty over that. the ONLY good animed series was that 15 minute shit.
>>43826640>>Write in Enter and greet then, but no bow or Kneel. I believe Zev is a apprentice and still doesn't know about all that bow or kneel thing the sith and jedi do.
>"Oh hey grand master and other dudes, 'Sup?"Zev I love you, you absolute MAD MANWRITING
>>43826674I'm sorry. Eail made me do it...he called me a fdt.
1st for Lightsaber javalin
With an invitation like that what sort of fellow would possibly refuse. Stepping into the room with Renari at your side, while you're looking around and taking in just how surprisingly big this one meeting room is, the redhead actually gives a proper greeting to the Jedi... sort of surprising considering her dislike of them, but you don't know the full story just yet of what's happened to her."Master Shan, Master Coreev, Master Tikran." She says, giving a small nod to each of the three, going from the Grand Master, to the man, to the Togruta woman. They each return her nod with one of their own, remaining professional... so you decide to stomp all over that as is your usual fashion.Taking your hand out of your pocket, you give a small wave to the Jedi "What's up? Heard you guys wanted to talk to us." You casually greet the three as though you were talking to some old friends rather than people that are actually very likely some of the strongest in the galaxy. The grin you're wearing looking as absolutely innocent as can be in a situation like this.The Grand Master simply sighs and places a hand to her forehead, The male narrows his eyes at you, seemingly offended, Renari stiffles a laugh, almost snorting, while the Togruta woman merely smiles back at you, looking slightly amused. Two bad reactions, two good ones, you're on for a great record with the Jedi so far. Once she's caught herself, the Grand Master looks at you again. "Zev, Renari, I'll go ahead and assume that the two of you know why you've been called before us?">"Cause we were doing the nasty?">"Cause we're pretty wizard?">"Not a clue!">Silence>Write in
>>43827005>We were making more jedi for the jedi cause? >Is this an issue?
>>43827005>In our defense, it's not like we were intentionally on the path those kids were taking. They just kinda...showed up with the old guy.also this>>43827027
>>43827005>"Cause we were doing the nasty? It was pretty wizard"
>>43827005>"Cause we're pretty wizard?"
>>43827005>>Write inWas it because we trained without your permission? Since you had said i would need more trainning before confronting Renari?tl;drAvoid the big elephant in the room.
>>43827005>"Not a clue!"
>>43827005>Write in"I've only done two things worth noting since I got here. I'd assume it's the one you haven't already scolded me for?"
>>43827005This>>43827063 Then this>>43827027
>>43827142God damn it, I went to change my vote so I add in the pretty wizard part and name is off. How do I get a trip?
>>43827160tripfags can leave, reeeeeee
>>43827027Greatest Jedi Ever
>>43827160Gotta get a 4chan gold pass bruh.
>>43827229I hear that's the Platinum pass now.
>>43827229thanks Anon Now if only gook didn't sell our credit data, I mean wut? That's passed? kek >>43827225Its fucking true though, We don't know how much Hand-holding and finger lockingwe did with her. So...you know. Unless fuck me for missing a detail smut story.
>>43827225>He think about the future of the OrderTruly the best.
You know the answer, Renari knows the answer, and the Jedi know the answer, but where would the fun be in simply playing along and apologizing, nowhere, that's where. Thus you do what you do best, and make the situation completely awkward for everyone else in the room. "Oh, you know, we were making more Jedi for the Jedi cause, thinking about the future of the Order and all of that. It's not really that much of a great thing, there's really no need to reward us for our great deeds and all."The blank stares you're getting back show that they're rather unamused, at least from the Grand Master and Master Coreev, Master Tikran is still just grinning at you... you're actually not sure which is worse at this point really."In our defense, it's not like we were intentionally on the path those kids were taking. They just kinda...showed up with the old guy." You weakly offer as another excuse, giving a small shrug, before lightly elbowing Renari to get her to step in on this as well."Err... yes, that's entirely right. It wasn't our intention to have anyone see that, least of all the Younglings. Though, that's not to say it was entirely the reason we were out there..." THe girl trails off, a touch of color coming back to her cheeks as she thinks about your actions."We were having a spar, I won, one thing lead to another." You chime in.Silence follows for several seconds before Master Coreev speaks up "You? You defeated Renari in a duel? How, there's no way a fresh recruit could defeat her so easily!">"She's an exhibitionist">"I'm a clever fighter">"Maybe I'm better than you think.">Smile Xanth is that you?>Write in
>>43827431>"Maybe I'm better than you think."
>>43827431>Write in"I used my head."
>>43827431>Smile Xanth is that you? YOU PUT IT THERE >She's an exhibitionist and a hard fought>But I'm a clever fighter>You jedi fight way to conversantly she would've died in a real fight.
>>43827431>"I thought with my head is all"
>>43827468ThisIf we smile, we go with cheeky Rance grin
>>43827431>Are we going to stand here and go through the list of things I've done since I arrived that I shouldn't have been able to? Because...well, it might kill five minutes. I've only been here a day or so.
>>43827431>"I'm a clever fighter">"Maybe I'm better than you think."
>>43827505I have many Rance grins
>>43827431>I yanked her pants down with the force and bonked her on the head while she was calling me a pervert.
>>43827518I know you do EailI know you do
>>43827505Ideally no grin. Just let them put the pieces together and call them out when they assume it means penis.
>>43827431I'm not that skilled, it's just that things like skill levels are meaningless to a guy like me.
>>43827431>"I'm a clever fighter"
Calling the vote
>>43827431>>"I'm a clever fighter">>"Maybe I'm better than you think."
>>43827618This one... I don't even fucking know who won and it salts me that we might not grin during our talking.
There's a rather large grin plastered on your face after hearing the man's reaction to what you did. Of course he doesn't know the actual way things transpired during the 'spar' and how little actual fighting was involved in it, but still, you're impressing Jedi on your first day here. Pretty amazing consdering all you've actually done was beat up a teenager then do the nasty with a redheaded Sith girl at the lake. Decent chance you're on your way to becoming the greatest Jedi of all time at this rate with the way you're making people notice you!"I'm a pretty clever fighter, I used my head to beat her." Giving the girl a few playful little pokes with your elbow when you said that. "Maybe I'm just better than you think I am, Maseters? One of those... oh what's the word when you're just absolutely amazing right off the bat." Still grinning like a mad man as you tap your cheek a few times."Prodigy?" Renari offers from at your side, giving you a stronger elbow back. "You did have me down on the ground pretty quick.... not many others could accomplish that."She's starting to play along, this is just absolutely wonderful!"It's not often we have a prodigy in our ranks Zev. If you truly are one, I'd like to test that for myself, if you wouldn't mind?" Master Tikran says, still wearing that warm smile as she rises from her seat at the table. "You've beaten two apprentices so far today, that's impressive, let's have a session ourselves." Letting the brown robe she was wearing lay across the chair, the Togruta moves off to the side of the room. "Renari, if you would allow me to borrow your training lightsaber?" The woman requests, holding her hand out. Looking up at you nervously, the redhead unhooks the weapon from her belt, and it flies over to the Master's hand."Shall we Zev?">"We both know I can't beat you">"If you insist...">"Are you going to hold back?">Write in
>>43827769Let's go, old lady
>>43827769NO PAIN NO GAIN
>>43827769>"We both know I can't beat you"But...>"If you insist..."What's the plan guys? Pocket sand?
>>43827769>"We both know I can't beat you">"If you insist..."
>>43827769OH NO, WE'VE FUCKED UP. SOMEBODY CALL XANTH.>If you insist.>Pocket fucking Sand or rip down her pants as well. We're not 'jedi' yet, So we should cheat as fucking much as possible to win.
>>43827826Or sacrificing a virgin to the dice gods, whatever you prefer.
>>43827769>>43827826Pocket sand followed by a rock to the face. It won us an admirer in fortune-hunter quest.
>>43827826>>43827848We have three force points.We can DO THIS guys, let's BTFO a master on our first day.Show the Jedi the power of Pocket Sand
>>43827769>>"If you insist..."Ugh fucked my vote>>43827853
>>43827860The will learn to fear the might of the sand warriors.
>>43827769>"We both know I can't beat you""But I like the way you think, so I'll see what I can manage."
>Attacking a Jedi Master with the power of POCKET SANDHave I mentioned how much I love you guys lately?Roll me 3d10 ya cuntsBest of Four still
Rolled 7, 6, 9 = 22 (3d10)>>43827919SATAN TAKE THE WHEEL
>>43827919DC of 8, Forgot to mention that, WHOOPS
Rolled 7, 5, 8 = 20 (3d10)>>43827919
Rolled 7, 10, 2 = 19 (3d10)>>43827919rolling
Rolled 7, 6, 2 = 15 (3d10)>>43827919Sha sha shaaaa
Rolled 10, 5, 10 = 25 (3d10)>>43827919JESUS TAKE THE SAND
>>43827978WHY DIDNT YOU ROLL EARLIER GODDAMIT
Rolled 9, 4, 3 = 16 (3d10)>>43827919>>43827978AHAHAHAHAHAAAAASHIT
>>43827987THE STREET SIGNS ANON. THE FUCKING STREET SIGNS.SOMEBODY DELETE THERE THING, WE NEED THIS.
>>43827978Well it's unfortunate that's late, BUT, you do have Three Force Points.Currently you fail the DC, but if you would like to spend a force point, you can succeed.>Would you like to spend a force point>Y>N5 Minute voting period
>>43827978We're using a force point.
>>43827769>>"If you insist..."
>>43828002SOMEONE THROW POCKET SAND TO THE QM SO HE CANT SEE
>>43828004If we can get >>43827978,>Y
>>43828011Just for the fucking lols voting yes.
>>43828004That's not fair at all, I had to deal with it asking me what a 'street sign is' Do you know what the fuck bullshit that is? ALSO POCKET SANDWorse case then yes, Use a Force point for this.Lives up to my namefag well ;;
>>43828004>NBetter to see how he stands on his own than without the Force doing stuff for shits and giggles.
>>43828004Only if we use pocket sand
>>43828047Come one anon, how can you deny us the pleasure of pocket sand working in our favor.
>>43828033You should get the pass thing. It's worth every penny for no captcha for a whole year
>>43828004>NNot gonna use it for pocket sand i want to use the force point with a clean strike.
>>43828050Oh hell yeah you're Pocket Sanding the FUCK out of this bitch
>>43828071If I didn't have bills or paranoy that it'd be stolen, I'd fucking use my credit card more often.>>43828077>implying the pocket sand isn't going to defeat her with my amazing roll.>>43828078We better fucking drown the room in pocket sand for this Eail, Espply considering I had to waste a dubs 10.
>>43828078It better be badass as shit for using a point though
So Zev is pretty much gonna end up with a dickish version of Juyo, right? Saber throws, force pushes, that one style where you switch the lightsaber on and off light a lightsaber rave to fuck with your opponent, etc?That last bit I totally want to do in this fight, by the way. It's so delicious.
>>43828167>Turns saber on and off at extreme speeds>Enemy has a fucking seizure and dies.>This was only training ;-;
>>43828199Well, it's supposed to be used when you've got blades locked against each other, putting your opponent off-balance. Then you turn it on again and smack their hands off with it while they're overextended.It's the only canon lightsaber style that truly takes advantage of what a lightsaber IS, and it's delightfully dickish at that.
WelpOne of these days you're going to learn what sort of trouble your big mouth gets you into, otherwise you're going to end up fighting Jedi Masters on a regular basis, and that just won't do. Sighing, you dig into your pocket and bring out the training lightsaber that you've been using quite a bit today. Flipping it around in your hands a few times, you follow it's path in the air as you walk towards the Master. "We both know I can't beat you... But if you insist, let's do this." You say with a grin, finally snatching the lightsaber out of the air and igniting it, pointing the blade right at Master Tikran. The woman has ignited her lightsaber as well, holding it low to the ground. "Simply do your best Zev, that's all I can ask of you." She says, that soft smile still present.Your best eh? Well... if she's really wanting your best that badly, no reason to hold back is there? Grinning like you're having a wonderful time, you keep pointing your weapon at the woman while your hand rests in your pocket, as though you're barely taking the woman seriously despite her position as a Jedi Master."Never lost a fight before, don't intend on starting now Master Tikran, lemme show you why that is."The woman looks rather interested, but isn't moving from her spot, even as you approach her.Just as you're bringing your hand up out of your pocket, a look of realization appears on her face "Pocket Sand!" You yell, flinging a fistful of the coarse micro-rocks towards the woman, quite a bit of it getting in her eyes, forcing her to take a step back as she starts trying to rub it out, this is your chance!>ZEV RUSH!>Try to throw something at her>Wait>Taunt>Write in
>>43828261>Try to throw something at herSABER THROW
>>43828261>Zev RushEail, I'm pissed. What the fuck type of small scale is that for both a force point and all dem lovely 10's? How do we get more force points btw?
>>43828261>ZEV RUSH!>Try to throw something at herThrow a vase or something at Tikran, then while she's dealing with that and her eyes, rush her down!
>>43828261>Write inForce push her. Keep distance. CQC bad
>>43828261>Try to throw something at herTurn the saber off then throw it at her face. It'll throw her off when she hears the saber turning off
>>43828261>ZEV RUSH!Let's do this.
"Hey Eail, aren't you setting up for another Bruce if you let us get away with stuff too easily?"Not really in this case. I'm actually rather hoping Zev does well, he'll need to match up to Xanth at some point after all, and that boy is crazy.Literally at times with Force Rage>>43828301I'll allow something like this too
>>43828261>Try to throw something at herWhatever we do DONT GET CLOSE TO HER SHE'S DANGEROUS
so we're not wasting more force points after this right? We might need them for something later
>>43828299I have those pastebin rules up there for a reason!http://pastebin.com/7h9YUUPM
>>43828384Always use the force.
>>43828301Let's try this, I guess.
>>43828261>>Write inTry to attack the saber and disarm her.
>>43828384After this weak ass pocket sand attack? Fuck no never again. was hoping a fucking Tuskian raider would pop out of our pocket for shits and giggles with all of the desert>>43828408So then we'd have 3 more force points because of the above rolls right? All dem juicy 10's? :DDDFuck the rules, I'm a sith deep down.
>>43828467Nope, you currently have 2. Using a Force Point can't generate a force point.You can earn force points in this thread thoughITS PRETTY MUCH A TIE IF I INCLUDE THIS'>>43828465AS A RUSH ATTACK LIKE IT SEEMS TO BE REALLYTHUSTIE BREAKER>Rush>Throw Something>Rush AND Throw Something5 minutes
>>43828514>Rush AND Throw Something
>>43828514>Rush and throw
>>43828514Don't tell me what I can and can't do! I rolled them 2 10's! Atleast he got into the fucking robot this time>Rush AND throw something... Maybe MORE POCKET SAND?
Rush and throw wins itRoll me 3d10 pleaseDC of 7 this time She's holding back a lot
>>43828467>>43828299>namefag>Buttmad that force points aren't lolrandumb-autowin>"I'm so funny QM, give me us free stuff xD"You are the cancer that made Brine take a 6 month hiatus. Kindly GTFO and don't fuck this too please.
Rolled 4, 6, 7 = 17 (3d10)>>43828578Oh bubby
Rolled 9, 3, 6 = 18 (3d10)>>43828578ALLAH BLESS MY DICE
Rolled 10, 1, 3 = 14 (3d10)>>43828578
Rolled 3, 5, 8 = 16 (3d10)>>43828578
Rolled 6, 6, 7 = 19 (3d10)>>43828578GUIDE MY COCK SATAN
Rolled 9, 6, 9 = 24 (3d10)>>43828578
>>43828591allah finds you wanting
...Burn a force point to succeed? >Y>N
>>43828601Bawahahahh, almost blessed by satan there>>43828602Where were you when we need you mate?>>43828609Need to pray more,i guess
>>43828631Ywe're screwed if she recovers from that pocket sand
>>43828631>NLet's just take the loss.
>>43828578I missed this so badly.>>43828581Anon please, Eail knows I'm dicking with him and ain't gonna keep it going.>>43828631>N I REALLY fucking want to just to spite anon. But I like this thread to much to be a faggot
>>43828631you should just do as brine did and let us have one a thread until we graduate or leave
>>43828678I give you one at the start of each thread
NO MORE VOTESCOUNTING AND WRITING
>FOREC POINT BURNED: 1 REMAINING"Gah!" Tikran gasps as she feels the burning in her eyes from the sand that you've thrown, the Master caught onto your plan, but too late to actually do anything about it, as her current state is so easily showing. You've got her in a good spot to do some damage, now you just have to give it your all and go for it! The new amount of distance between the two of you means you're going to have to close in on her once more, and you know just the way to do that without exposing yourself to her blade longer than you have to.Spotting a vase sitting atop a nearby pedestal, you reach out with the Force, and although it's a little bit of a struggle to do it as you're running towards the woman, you manage to hurl it across the room right towards the Togruta who is still wiping at her eyes. The woman tenses up though once the vase is in the air, bringing her saber up just in time to shatter it, but that little bit of time is all you need. A battle cry roar resounding through the room as you attack with your lightsaber!It barely manages to clip the woman on her shoulder, she lets out a hiss of pain from the impact. These things aren't full power, but it still hurts like a Mynock's bite when youget hit by one. Tikran isn't going to let you get another free attack though, keeping her eyes closed, as you come around for another swing she manages to block your attack with her blade. "Good Zev, good. You're thinking on your feet and using your surroundings to your advantage." The woman praises you, expertly parrying every attack you toss her way.She's ramped things up a bit...>Keep attacking, you can break through her defenses!>Force Push>Try to throw something else.>Give up>Gain some distance from her>Write in
>>43828907>>Keep attacking, you can break through her defenses!
>>43828907>Keep attacking, you can break through her defenses!>Do that thing where we deactivate and reactivate the blade to throw off the opponent
>>43828907Lock blades with her and and try to blow her away with the strongest possible force push while she's distracted
>>43828907>Try to use the force to generate a flash of light, instead of kinetic force.
>>43828907Fuck it, I'm just along for the ride now. Voting this>>43828942
>>43828907>Write inKeep calm. Find peace in chaos. look for more opportunities
>>43828942I'll back this.
>>43828907>Force Pull a lightsaber from another MasterWe Dual Wield now bitches
>>43828942Holy shit yea mess with the settings and randomly lengthen and shorten our blade
>>43828907Gotta go with >>43828942
>>43828907>Take a hit to get close and grab a feel to fluster her!
>>43828942So remember when I said you could get Force Points for clever ideas in my pastebin?Congrats, you earned one with this.It caught even me off guard.Just gotta figure out a proper DC...>FORCE POINTS : 2
>>43828907pull robes up over face, blind + expose, double victory
>>43829122All right3d10DC 7 simply because she's amping things up nowBEST OF FOUR
Rolled 4, 10, 3 = 17 (3d10)>>43829165
Rolled 3, 6, 10 = 19 (3d10)>>43829165
Rolled 9, 1, 3 = 13 (3d10)>>43829122Ayyy>>43829165Force be with me
Rolled 4, 1, 3 = 8 (3d10)>>43829165
Rolled 10, 6, 9 = 25 (3d10)>>43829165SWEAR TO GOD MATE
>>43829195One post late....
>>43829213>>43829217>>43829218Should I just go to the corner and cry now? It seems all Anon's prefer is failure.
Force Point? You've got 2 again>Y>N>TFW Zev is reliant on this shit
>>43829261>YWhy stop now?
>>43829261>YWe've gone too far to turn back now.
>>43829261>YToo cool to fail>>43829253nyes,you should be more faster
>>43829261>>NFuck no, we're going to lose anyway
>>43829195Maybe if you didn't type shit during rolls you would be able to do something
>>43829261Here we go again lads, WRITING>At this point I'd like to remind you, this is a member of the Jedi Council
>>43829354Didn't we pass the roll regardless? 9, 10, 10
>>43829399That's not how it works m8....
>>43829399Rolls have to be in the same post
>>43829399You passed now, thanks to using the Force Point
>>43829351Its street signs Anon. Its all I've been getting and it constantly changes wtf it calls a 'street sign' just want the turkey back from earlier, So much easier >>43829399wat
>>43829425>>43829426>>43829432Best of four.
>>43829453Yeah, but it's gotta be all in the same post you mongoloid.
>>43829453read da rulez
Again and again your blade clashes with Tikran's she's fast, faster than you can keep up with, and you can tell that the woman is still holding back quite a bit, even though she's still blinded from your earlier attack with the sand. You've had no formal training in how to use a sword, everything you've done up until this point as been pure instinct and following that little tick in your head.Through this entire fight, you feel as though you haven't been entirely in control of yourself, that something else has been guiding you. The actions have been yours, and you're still moving your body the way you want to... but you shouldn't be doing this well against a Jedi Master, even if she is holding back so much. It's as though some sort of higher power is helping you in your time of need, guiding your body through actions... helping you... Is this what The Force truly is?Gritting your teeth as you're pushed back by the Togruta's attacks, she's almost got you up against a wall, her movements as smooth as flowing water while you're struggling to keep up with her. You need to be faster... you need to strike... you've got to take control back while you've got the chance to do so!Locking blades with the woman again, you're both pushing against each other, trying to overcome the resistances of your foe. Despite how small she appears, the woman is strong... very strong. You're not going to lose though, you're going to power through this and beat her, no matter what, you're not just some street rat punk any longer! Forcing everything you've got into this, you spring into action!>CONT
>>43829576>Force Speed: Rank 1 UnlockedPushing against Tikran as hard as you can with a burst of strength, you suddenly deactivate your lightsaber, letting it fall under the woman's, barely avoiding her blade by a mere inch, before re-activating the weapon as it's even with her torso, pulling it across her stomach as you rush past her, all of this happening in a split instant!"Guh..." Tikran groans, falling down to one knee. "Very... Very good Zev." She says, almost sounding as though she's in slow motion. Everything seems to be in slow motion, until you manage to calm your breathing and it all starts to speed back up.>"Thank you.">"Are you all right?">"Told you I'd win">"What was that, why was everything so slow?">Write in
>>43829589>"What was that, why was everything so slow?>"Are you all right?"
>>43829589>"Told you I'd win">"What was that, why was everything so slow?"
>>43829589>>"What was that, why was everything so slow?">>"Are you all right?" Great we won, can we not use force points like candy from now on?
>>43829589>"Told you I'd win">"Are you all right?">"What was that, why was everything so slow?"
>>43829589>>"Are you all right?"Of course she is, but it's still polite to ask.
>>43829589>"Told you I'd win">"What was that, why was everything so slow?"Speedy trickster jedi?
>>43829589I'll vote for this >>43829614>>43829610There is a reason I didn't take part in the last vote, everybody thinks they grow on trees.
>>43829589>"What was that, why was everything so slow?">"Are you all right?"
>apprentice winning against a master everThis quest has surpassed my expectations for how shitty it would be.
>>43829653Fights like these are the best time to use them. We're not gonna be in any life threatening situations soon anyway.
>>43829617And remember Zev doesn't want to hurt people he just had to do thing to survive.
>>43829671She was holding back a tremendous amount.She literally could have killed you at ANY POINT if she wanted to do so.This was a test for Zev, not a real fight in any meaning of the word
>>43829671She wasn't trying. She just wanted to gauge our skills and we used cheap tricks to land a few blows.
>>43829589Help her get back up
>>43829589>"Thank you.">"What was that, why was everything so slow?"
>>43829671>Using almost all our force points on the matter>HOW DARE WE WIN! I LIKE USING FORCE POINTS AND LOSING!Scroll up and hit the X button anon, You seem more butt-hurt then me.>>43829679...Never say that, That jinxs us and then the sith from SAQ will come killing us.
>>43829589>"Thank you."We never actually told her we'd win, so I have no idea why that's an option, Eail.
>>43829589>Get rid of the "Told you I'd win," we never did that.
>>43829758>"Never lost a fight before, don't intend on starting now Master Tikran, lemme show you why that is."From >>43828261
>>43829777Ah, why'd you put words in our mouth when we picked >"We both know I can't beat you"? Sounds like you fucked up?
>>43829589>"What was that, why was everything so slow?">"Are you all right?"And once we're done,>"Thank you."After all, she did just praise us. That's... different.
>>43829777Like, if you're going to have vote options be meaningless anyway, why do you waste our time with them?
>>43829812Why are you so salty over such a small detail? It was totally in character for Zev
>>43829812We voted to say that dumbass.
>>43829716Force throws are standard procedure, anon. Deactivating your lightsaber strategically even has a named style revolving around it: Tràkata.
>>43829842We never motioned for him to say that.>>43829843Quote a post, please?
Writing and what not.Just cracked my neck and it felt absolutely wonderful
>>43829860>>43827826>>43827838>>43827853>>43827866>>43827886I hate you for making me do this.
>>43829871... god, now I've gotta do it.
>>43829860Go be an angry autist somewhere else
>>43829869Why wouldn't I be when Eail's putting words in our mouth that go against what we voted for?>>43829894Does not include>"Never lost a fight before, don't intend on starting now Master Tikran, lemme show you why that is."You're wrong and easily disproven.
>>43829860>>43829836>>43829812Just leave please.
>>43829871Eail! You stuck. Stop doing things and conform the quest to the way I want it to be dammit!
>>43829842>It was totally in character for ZevNot when we voted to say pretty much the exact opposite like, "We're going to lose, but we'll do our best." What was the point of voting for that option if it was just ignored?
>>43829923"We both know I can't beat you""I'm gonna win anyways"That's basically saying we're just THAT FUCKING GOOD that we're going to beat her anyways despite knowing we're outclassed as shit
>>43829940Well, yeah, if we vote for it, he's obligated to write us doing a thing and having an attitude correlating to that action.>>43829965>"I'm gonna win anyways"is not>"If you insist"It's an agreement to fight her even though we're so outmatched.
>>43829923Anon I actually enjoy the little word options from ME and Fallout. relax.
>>43829965To be fair, the way we've characterized Zev, I can see him going "If you insist" then claiming he told you he'd win after actually doing well. He's a cocky little shit who'd take all the credit.
>>43829965>"Hey kid, fight me.">"Uh, sure, okay."then>"I'm totally gonna fucking win even though I'm a scrub"your logic is objectively bad
>>43830001We're still characterizing Zev, it's the third thread, and the dialogue options could stand to be a lot clearer.
Quit your bitching, anons. Zev could tell she was holding back the whole time, it was clearly stated. She'd almost assuredly rail our cocky little ass in a real fight, she just wasn't prepared for us to do quite as well as we did or fight as unpredictably as we did. End of story.
>>43830057No, fuck off, we didn't vote to say that cocky shit Eail put in our mouths. We voted to say the opposite of that.
>>43830069Don't like it you can leave. and you won't be missed
>>43830069Are you the same guy that likes to start shit in Kato's quests?
>>43830069>>43830092There sure is a lot of "fucking" going on in this room
>>43830069Take your persecution complex elsewhere.
>>43830113Just the way Zev likes it.
>>43830113they are all secretly homosex for each other
>>43830113I could make a joke about your mom, but I won't. You don't have to thank me.
>>43830103>>43830104>>43830132Eail fucked up by making the shit we voted to say meaningless. Why are you fighting me on this?
>>43830189Probably because you're being a total fag about it
>>43830189Oh I don't know anon, might be because you're actually wrong and come off as so asspained about something that is ultimately trivial.
>>43830189Because I want to see you get even more bootybothered than you already are.
>>43830220How am I being total fag about it?>>43830229But I'm not wrong, if we voted to say>We both know you'll winthen that makes it impossible for us to say>I haven't lost a fight before and I don't plan on it now
>>43830254It's already over anon. Your bitching and moaning will accomplish nothing.
>>43830286I hope it'll convince Eail to make the consequences of what we pick a lot clearer
>>43830254>whine about a minor detail for 30 minutes straight>not being a fagchoose one
>>43830254>I'm not wrongdoesn't give you carte blanche to be an insufferable cunt. Learn to express yourself in ways that don't make people want to hold your head under water.
Shaking your head a few times, everything feels kinda... funny as you're coming down from that rush of speed, sorta like that one time you tried spice, never again... three destroyed starships along with five shipments of military grade blasters is more than enough. You're feeling a lot more tired than you did before that manuever as well, like it drained your energy reserves somehow. Though everything looks and sounds normal now, you can see that the Master is just now getting back up onto her feet, seems like you got her really good."Thank you... but... are you all right?" You ask while trying to catch your breath. That last attack was something that you just did out of nowhere, a sudden burst of inspiration sprining forth in your mind that said it would be a good idea. The Togruta woman lets out a light chuckle as she stands once again, de-activating the lightsaber in her hand and tossing it back to Renari, who barely manages to notice it in time and catch it with how focused she'd been on watching you. "I'm fine Zev, thank you though. I must admit, I wasn't expecting you to have that much skill. Where did you learn Trakata by chance?" She asks while putting her hand over the location onher stomach you hit, a light blue glow coming from the area."Tra-what-now?" You ask, looking rather confused.Tikran blinks, silent for a few moments as she looks to the other masters in the room.>CONT
>>43830254Eail tends to compromise in terms of dialogue options, especially if it's fluff. To me, it came off as us saying that we are probably going to lose, but we aren't going down without a fight.
>>43830322>ways that don't make people want to hold your head under waterWait, do you not feel that way about most people most of the time?... oh dear.
>>43830341."Trakata, Zev, is the move you just performed by de-activating your lightsaber to slip past Master Tikran's. It's a manuever that may wouldn't think of, it's purpose is to confuse your enemy, turning off your weapon is fairly effective way to do that." The Grand Master says from her position still at the table. She and Master Coreev had been watching the fight very intently the entire time."And the way everything slowed down there at the end? I know adrenaline is a thing and all, but it shouldn't be doing that much." You ask."It would seem that you discovered the basics of Force Speed on your own. Rather impressive for an Apprentice." Coreev takes his turn speaking. "You viewd the world as slowing down, but in truth you greatly increased your perception of everything around you, along with the speed in which you were able to act."Neat, another trick to add to your arsenal.>"So how did I do?">"Are we free to go now?">"I've got questions..." (Write in questions)>Write in
>>43830360>>"So how did I do?"
>>43830360>So how did I do>Are we free to leave again? I due owe a certain 'appreiance' a meal after all. Dinner first and all that.
>>43830360>Smirk "So how's that for prodigy?"
>>43830360>>"So how did I do?"Am I expelled?
>>43830360>"Huh, neat. Can we go now? We kinda rushed it to get here in time."
>>43830360>Damn. Sometimes I even surprise myself.>So, how did I do?inb4 promotions. I guess they won't want to make a moisture vaporator wizard out of us after this show.
>>43830360>"Are we still in trouble, then? Or...can we go now?"
>>43830360>"So how did I do?"I don't think I've ever felt the force so strongly before
>>43830360>Write in"So... where does that leave us?"
>>43830360>"So how did I do?"
>>43830360So which one of you will be lucky enough to be my master?
>>43830360>Question: "So, am I still in trouble?">"Are we free to go now?"
>>43830360>"Obviously we need to discuss this over saaay dinner? Just you and me."
>>43830360>"I've got questions..." (Write in questions)"Master Tikran, why did you seem so amused every time I opened my mouth? I wasn't joking, that's just how I am."
>>43830492Nah, we're always joking, that's just how we are
Calling the vote and writing.>Are we enjoying this more than smutquest last time?
>>43830538I am, last thread was crazy
>>43830538No, We must clearly buy them both dinner and then show them the true power we have. When you need pictures but never save them. ;;
>>43830538The lack of Chibs and Brine is upsetting to me, but I'll manage
>>43830538I liked smutquest, and this is still smutquest. It's a natural extension of smutquest, there will be more smutquest, don't worry.
>>43830360>>Write in"Dam is my impression or is the floor looking rather confortable now?" Then pass out
>>43830538Needs more Bruce.
>>43830645uh... why would we pass out?
>>43830667Midichlorean Overdrive, we've been gunning it for three actions
Quick question for my curiosity.Does anyone know off the top of their heads what Forms Xanth has been trained in so far?
>>43830743So can we get a sciencey girl we bang to get some midichlorean enhanced blood injected into us?
>>43830775I don't remember a specific form being mentioned really. I could be wrong though.
>>43830775Being a Sith
>>43830743Don't worry, we're fine. We have over 20,000 midichlorians per cell.
>>43830775Single saber and dual wield saber. Can't remember if he had a form but recently he learned how to deflect blaster with his lightsabers
>>43830775His really only been trained in>Creepy Smile art's 1 and 2>>43830785Link to the website they host that shit on? I fucking lost that months ago.
>>43830775Eail tell me how much wet is Renari panties after our fight?
>>43830775Kinda seems like Vaapad but I don't know for sure
>>43830826http://www.darthsanddroids.net/>>43830836>implying she's wearing any
>>43830785>Used to read this comic.>Decide to check out the page since I have it bookmarked. >It's still not finished.I wonder if they'll continue it since we're going to have six more Star Wars movies.
>>43830869They said "Maybe."
>>43830867Please anon don't provoke my sadist side...
>>43830904>>43830867He has a point, I doubt our char would've given them back at what had 'happened' and they DID need to meet the masters. horny teenagers are retarded.This is now headcannon for me, The entire fucking battle has been fought with no undergarments. Just our clothing because we rushed that much and that jedi teacher is now forced to pick up our 'trash'
>>43830861Yeah probably either juyo or vaapad, they're all about ferocity
>>43830934This pleases me in so many levels.
Deactivating your lightsaber as well, you wipe away a bit of the sweat that had started to gather on your forehead. That hadn't been a very long fight, but it had been intense, and you still lack experience, in both The Force and in using a lightsaber. Still, you managed to hold your own against a Jedi that was testing you, and that's something that anyone could be proud of. Pocketing your weapon, you move over to stand near Renari once again, the girl looking up at you with pure amazement in her eyes."So, how'd I manage to do?" You ask with a grin.Having seemingly recovered from your little bout, Master Tikran smiles at you once more as she takes her seat at the table again. "Very well, Zev, you did very well. It's been a long time since I've felt someone so young have such a strong connection to The Force, it was as though it was guiding every single action you took in that duel and you followed it'd direction perfectly. Your fighting style is very unorthidox, incredibly so, you're quite the tricky fellow." She praises you, still giving you that warm looking smile.Coreev grunts in response, crossing his arms "The boy did well enough, but we're going to have to beat that tricky nature out of him, that's not the way a Jedi fights. Right now he fights more like a Sith or a Dark Jedi that one of us. He's got potential, it just has to be molded." The man says, looking at you with his eyes narrowed.The Grand Master is the last one to speak. "You must understand Zev, it's very rare we're given an Apprentice with your level of natural talent. Most of the time even our older Apprentices still struggle to properly channel The Force upon arrival, let alone control it in combat the way you do. You're quite the interesting young man.">CONT
>>43831081"We should make a note, he'd be perfect for Juyo, his style would fit with it very well." Tikran says from her seat.Coreev immediately slams his hands onto the table "Absolutely not! He's far too reckless to be trusted with Juyo! Don't forget the reason he's here in the first place is because of what the two of them were doing!" Pointing his finger at you and Renari, who has gotten very close to you. "Teach him Juyo and he'll fall to the Dark Side before the year is over. Teach the boy Ataru if you feel he has to have one of the more agressive forms."They've completely lost you at this point, so you glance down to Renari for some insight.Understanding the look you're giving her, the girl quietly speaks to you. "Juyo is highly restricted... most of the Masters think it shouldn't be taught to Apprentice level students anymore, maybe not even Padawans. They say it's too dangerous in how agressive it is, it could easily lead to the Dark Side. Ataru is still agressive, but it's more focused on agility and using the Force."Neato.>"I can handle Juyo, no problem.">"Teach me Ataru, if you're so concerned.">"What are my other options?">"You're the masters, you'll figure this out.">"Can we go now?">"I've got questions" (Write in)
>>43831094>>"I can handle Juyo, no problem.">>"Teach me Ataru, if you're so concerned."Why not Both?
>>43831094>"I can handle Juyo, no problem."We might want to bail later anyways so why not choose what they don't want to teach us
>>43831094What are my other options? Anything with a blaster?
>>43831094>"I can handle Juyo, no problem."Add in that there's no way will turn dark side because being a loose cannon cop is better than aa being a run of the mill criminal
>>43831094>"Can we go now?"
>>43831094>Fall to the darkside? It sounds like one of you are angry right now.>Teach me Juyo and Ataru, If this Master can't handle himself then I'll prove him wrong to just shut him up>Can we leave?
>>43831094>>"I can handle Juyo, no problem."
>>43831094>>"I can handle Juyo, no problem.">>"Teach me Ataru, if you're so concerned."bring it
>>43831094>What about that other style? Tracheata?
>>43831094>"Can't I just invent my own form?"
>>43831094>"I can handle Juyo, no problem."So I bang one cute girl and I'm the next sith lord in your eyes? Get real.
>>43831094So have they had time to explain the difference between jedi and sith to us yet? i mean, we aren't really from a background that would know a lot about it so if not i vote to ask about it
>>43831094>"I can handle Juyo, no problem.">"Teach me Ataru, if you're so concerned."I'm with these guys, >>43831116, >>43831176."I'll be happy to learn both."
>>43831094>>"I can handle Juyo, no problem.">>"What are my other options?"
>>43831094>"I've got a question, which form is one-handed?"
>>43831094>"I've got questions" (Write in)"Why would controlling, or even harnessing my instincts and feelings be a bad thing? After all isn't it a lack of understanding of those things what leads to imbalance?""Besides, you've seen how I am. Do you really think that can be suppressed for long?"
>>43831158>"What are my other options?"Soresu would be ideal we could deflect blaster bolts with the saber and block attacks and it fits the one saber form we defend with the saber and we blast people with the blaster in the other.
>>43831260That's my vote then.
>>43831238That would be Form II, or Makashi as it's better known. It's the Fencer style that Dooku used.
>>43831257We too dum to be asking questions as philosophical as that, at least make us go study in the archives first. Otherwise, that's a very meta question.
>>43831260We'd be fucked against lightsaber users if we learned that
>>43831281So which forms would fit
>>43831281Oh shit, can we mix Juyo and Makashi? Maybe throw in some Grevious level spinning?
>>43831284It's absolutely not, you fuck. They're TALKING about our recklessness and attitude RIGHT NOW.It's perfectly reasonable to ask why the one guy wants to, and I quote, "beat it out of us", when it probably runs too deep to be eliminated.
>>43831309>After all isn't it a lack of understanding of those things what leads to imbalance?It's shit like that that I'm finding it hard to believe for a streetrat to be asking unless we spent all our time studying at what must've been Nar Shadaa's only library
>>43831307I can easily see a mix of Juyo and Makashi being stupidly effective in it's useage.You'd most certainly be able to catch a Jedi off guard with it if you were still one.A sith likely wouldn't expect such a mixture either.Juyo and Makashi combined would be incredibly strong
>>43831309Maybe you know lots of stuff about Jedis, but our character does not. Learn to roleplay better.
>>43831325>We spent a lot of time studying at Nar Shadaa's only library.Now canon.
>>43831339Let's do that then.
>>43831339Sweet lets do it.
>>43831339Could we do Grievous spinning by using something like a very shorthanded version of Kreia's floaty sabers?
>>43831094>"I've got questions" (Write in)Why would the way you swing your saber affect what defines you as a person?
>>43831339juyo+makashi+trakata>>43831360spinning is an awful idea unless you're a robot
>>43831325It's common sense, anon. Literally common sense. If you don't learn to control your emotions and instincts, and try to suppress them instead, it can only work as long as you keep it suppressed.Then you end up like Anakin the first time something fucks your selc-control up even a little, because you just don't know how to handle it.
>>43831325>>43831343Doesn't Star Wars have Internet? I'm sure Zev had to learn about galactic history at one point or another.
>>43831339Can we suggest that if that guy is so worried about us going dark side, he should be our master?I don't want generic Jedi #4247 as our master, I'd rather have a council member
>>43831339I support this endevour!!!
>>43831402I would have the togruta as a master. I like her.
>>43831339I'll vote for this.
>>43831339I vote for Spinning! Also Bong Sabers.
>>43831368Sheev begs to differ
>>43831339Say that we can do it, then if they say we can't ask if they're absolutely sure. Trap set.
>>43831402He'd probably just say no. I don't gather that he likes us very much.>>43831427I like her too, and it seems she may have a better understanding of why Zev is the way he is.
>spin>showing our back to the enemy>normal swings would be fasterwhy would we do this?
>>43831399There's the Holonet, but it doesn't seem to be super advanced, also given that information takes ages to be beamed between systems, it might not be super complete.
>>43831444Spinning's a neat trick>>43831339Wizard!
>>43831473It's power over grace. A very Sith-like endeavor.
>>43831402This is a good play, but I like >>43831427's suggestion more. Master Tikran seems to share our cheekiness to some degree.
>>43831479Combined with Renari's description of them in the last thread, it shouldn't be hard to put together a picture of what's being debated: whether to force us to suppress our entire personality, or whether to teach us to work with it.
>>43831493I'm sure the Masters already have some students, let's just hear what the council has to say.
"Teach me Juyo and Ataru then. Teach me as much as you want, I can handle it no problem. I'll be happy learn both styles, but I really don't see how me being reckless is going to lead to something like the... Dark Side? Is that what you called it? I don't even know what the Dark Side is, the way you talk about it, is it like the Sith version of the Jedi? How they do things?" You question, an honestly curious look on your face as you look at the three masters who have been conversing among themselves. All three look back to you after you've spoken, and all three sigh."I'd forgotten it was his first day... the boy doesn't even know of the Dark Side, or what the Sith truly are..." Coreev states, leaning back in his seat and placing his fingers on his temple."The Dark Side is the opposite of what the Jedi Order stands for. We value control, inner peace, thinking our ations through, that is the Light Side. On the other hand, the Dark Side, the Sith, they surrender themselves to their emotions, anger, hatred, aggression... lust." The Grand Master lets that last word sit for a moment before continuing. "There are those that would think you to be closer to the Dark Side than the Light from the way you behave, and if we were to teach you Juyo they may say that of the way you fight as well.""Then let us teach him balance in how he fights." Tikran pipes in from her seat. "He's a natural warrior, let him learn to fight the way that suits him. A combination of Makashi and Juyo, with a touch of Ataru as well." The Togruta offers.>CONT
>>43831558"You'd have him become a warrior against the Sith? That's putting him down the path of one that would come into contact with the Dark Side more than most." Coreev says, sounding displeased with the idea.Once again you're looking down to Renari for help."Makashi is a duelist stance, it's all about fighting other lightsaber users, combined with Juyo, you'd be an incredible one on one fighter, or even outnumbered if you learned Ataru as well."Very interesting.>"Is the Dark Side stronger?">"I like the sound of Makashi and Juyo.">"What other styles are there?">"Will you train me, Master XXX?">Can we go?>Write in
>>43831580>"I like the sound of Makashi and Juyo.">"What other styles are there?"
>>43831580>I like the sound of that. I could even use a blaster in my off-hand if it's about fencing.>If you really feel so uncomfortable about that, perhaps one of you should train me?
>>43831580>"Is the Dark Side stronger?">"I like the sound of Makashi and Juyo.">"What other styles are there?">"Will you train me, Master XXX?"Triple X is a jedi master? cool
>>43831580>is the Dark side stronger?>I like the sound of Makashi and Juyo>Perhaps one of you should train me.LUST FILLED JEDI A GOOOOOO
>>43831580>>"I like the sound of Makashi and Juyo.">>"What other styles are there?"
>>43831580>"I like the sound of Makashi and Juyo."
>>43831580>So there can be Dark Jedi?
>"I like the sound of Makashi and Juyo.">"Why would the first impressions of others matter to my inner self. Isn't it who I know myself to be that decides my 'side'?">43831580
>>43831580>"Can we go?">"This is all very well and all but uh... I don't really think I am qualified to decide stuff like this on my first day. Just sayin."
>>43831580>>"Is the Dark Side stronger?">>"I like the sound of Makashi and Juyo."
>>43831580>"Will you train me, Master XXX?"
Man, I just want them to hack down on our boy for banging and us getting the chance to go wat
>>43831580>"Is the Dark Side stronger?""I mean I know you disagree with it, but if it's so bad why do people choose it?">Write in"Where's the line between "surrendering" and simply "having"? Normal people have sex all the time without becoming Sith. That's where all those normal people come from."
>>43831580>>"I like the sound of Makashi and Juyo.">>"What other styles are there?">>"Will you train me, Master XXX?"Tikran is the only one that's actually been vouching for us. I think she'd make a good master.
>>43831580>>"I like the sound of Makashi and Juyo.">"Will you train me, Master Tikran?"
>>43831580>I've heard whispers of a Master called XXX, could he train me?
>>43831580>"I like the sound of Makashi and Juyo.">"Will you train me, Master Tikran?""Since we seem to have hit it off so well."
>Zev movesponges all the major styles save outliers like Vaapad (despite it being a more advanced/altered form of Juyo [truly Windu was the greatest jedi of his age])Man FUCK fighting a guy like that.
>>43831778also has a hidden blaster and pocket sand
>>43831778Technically with the way this is going he's just going to be a god like duelist. But he'd get fucked up in a battle due to so many targets at once
>>43831795>pocket sand>unfortunately he is fighting a MiralukanShit.
>>43831735Without a doubt Tikran definitly know about us and she was the one that is defending us. I think she would be the perfect master to put this boy straight or to at least not make him fall to the dark side.
>>43831755>Master XXXAWW SHIT MOTHERFUCKER, LET'S GET MASTER HARDCORE PORNOGRAPHY TO TEACH US
>>43831810Some styles are absolutely bomb at defense, and other specialize at fighting large groups.And using the force you can turn the tide even against a massive number of foes.So long as he isn't fighting a ship full of sith, he should be fine.
>>43831840Or Master Vin Diesel
>>43831823Sand in the mouth still fucking sucks anon.>>43831840>I CALL THIS MOVE, THE FINISHER!SENPAI NO~!/
>>43831840We aren't a master yet, Dumbass.
General Consensus appears to be>Is the Dark Side stronger>I like the sound of Makashi and Juyo, but what are some other styles?>Will you train me Master Tikran?SUPER SPECIAL EAIL OFFER BECAUSE HE'S FUCKING DUMB>Will you train Renari too?WOULD YOU LIKE THIS OPTION?>Y>N
>>43831810https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=raF9wfPxir8That's what our secret technique is for.
>>43831870>YLet's be honest, who else would even want to teach her? She's got a lot of the same problems we do and is the daughter of a Sith to boot.
>>43831870>NWe can still invite her to lunch and hang though.
>>43831870FUCKING YESWe don't want her going Sith and biting us in the ass later.
>>43831870>YIt appears she has literally no other friends and nobody likes her
>>43831870>NI learned that focusing on waifus is a shit idea from SAQ
>>43831870>NWe'll just sneak around to meet up late at night
>>43831870>YShe's been helping us a lot and seems to trust Zev
>>43831870YESSSSDo you even have to ask, Eail?
>>43831870>NShe can do her own thing, we shouldn't be attached
>>43831870I don't see why they would train her just because we ask.
>biting us in the ass later.>>43831929Nigga, that's exactly what we want.
>>43831870>YShe's a good connect to have if we ever feel the need to bail
>>43831870>YWhy not ask at least
>>43831870Haven't the council already decided what Renari should do?
>>43831966Sounding a lot like a boring-ass Jedi to me, anon.
>>43831992They have not. She has no master currentlyVOTING CALLED, NO MORE, COUNTING AND WRITING
>>43831978>>43831974>>43831966>>43831959>>43831951>>43831933Friendly reminder to always take up OP when offering something. It always fun. If the Gm didn't want you to have it, He wouldn't had put it infront of you or offered it.>>43831982Then why is everybody voting we not even bother to ask? STREET SIGNS STOP.
>>43831870>NNo Waifu's they ruin quests.
You guys suck at being Jedi. This is literally one of the only rules. I hope that she is barred from seeing us and we never see her again because we asked.
>>43832030>You guys suck at being JediThat's kinda been the entire point so far desu senpai
>>43832030What are they gonna do Anon, Throw us out of the order? Fuck them. We'll make our own with the mandalorians.
>>43831995>Sounding a lot like a boring-ass Jedi to me, anon.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RwUGSYDKUxU
>>43831995Literally what you bought into by taking part in a Jedi quest, anon
>>43832030Grey Jedi Zev smirks in your general direction.
>>43832030>>43832038>"Oh, so you wanna kick me, Zev, the greastest fucking Jedi ever out of the Order? Well fine, screw you all I'm gonna go start my own Jedi Order and It'll be great! We'll have, Pazaak and Grey Jedi! It's gonna be so awesome you'll all beg me to join!"
>>43832089And then he got assassinated.
I didn't realize you had another session!da fuq did I miss?
We could graduate from being jedi then go chill out with the sith for a while before bailing from them as well and then create our own thing
>>43832038Mandalorians happen to be the masterrace.RIP RCQ, goodbye, Chief.
>>43831870>Yes please senpai!!
>>43832131Oh you know, just Zev fighting a Jedi Master>Thread is almost at deletionHEY FUCCBOISGUESS WHOSE RUNNING A GOD DAMN DOUBLE FEATURE TONIGHTME
>>43832131The Y's forced a waifu onto us way too early.
>>43832131We have successfully raped one of the Jedi Council in front of the rest of the Council. Time to deal with the fallout!
>>43832131well we're about to hit page 10 I think other then that some Salt, Us winning, OH and us declaring how baby's are made.>>43832089Its true though, Eail said we'd could go do something else if we get booted out.>>43832145>Mandalorian masterraceCome hold me as we fucking ass rape these Jedii for being spoiled and cowardly shits. Then let us invade sith space this time too.
>>43832161>Master Tikran teaching Zev some more "exotic" "forms" of "saber" combat when?
>Jedi Academy Quest>Over half the playerbase doesn't want to be jedi>A fair portion of the player base just wants to immediately turn into Sith>mfw
>>43832131We just got Nivah 2.0. Time to spend an obnoxious amount of time with the waifu until everyone gets tired of her. Hopefully she's less needy than Nivah though.
>>43832151Eail i love you. You crazy bastard!>>43832131We forced Renari to watch us fighting witjout her panties.
>>43832161We did no such thing, we just showed off our skill.
>>43832190Your face looks like a water bear? Holy shit mate
>>43832190I definitely want to stick around with the Jedi.
>>43832190I want to be Jedi Apprentice, maybe a Dark Jedi if we fall that much, but still a Jedi.
>>43832131BTFOing a Jedi Master with the power of pocket sand, turning into a movesponge for saber styles, and hot waifu related debate.
>>43832225We didn't blow her the fuck out, we just did very well in our trial by combat.
>>43832190I do wanna be a Jedi but the rest of these faggots are from SAQ and wanna stick their dick in everything with a fuckin pulse.
>>43832190They make creams for that.>>43832191Not quite Nivah 2.0. This one seems like she SHOULD start off competent and not end up yandere, so that's like the opposite of Nivah.Also waifus are much more tolerable when they can take care of themselves from the get-go.
>>43832190>tfw no one wants to be a Sith>tfw we want to be the greatest fucking Jedi ever>tfw yes, we can have sex, fuck youGREATESTFUCKINGJEDI
>>43832151>>43832184>>43832161>>43832225Dammit! I was too late to give a write-in for the duel!Zev channels the force and causes his opponent's clothes to spontaneously explode to pieces, pic related as an example
>>43832253I love you ChibsWhere's the art of Renari and Zev doing the nasty
>>43832253Jedi Masters pretty much have a bubble that prevents anything on their being from being fucked with, it's why they still wear robes and put switchable buttons on their lightsabers despite those being able to be forced
>>43832202Yeah. The Council was real "eager" to see how we "defeated" Rena, and Tikrana Volunteered to help us "demonstrate." They were obviously "impressed."
>>43832253Chibis, I was depressed. Now I'm fucking horny too. Guess I gotta get shit faced.>>43832190If I wasn't a faggot, and had a trip I'd make Mandalorian Academy Quest
>>43832253Trakata coming from someone who didn't even realize there was a form from that was amusing. I think clothes-rending is taking the Rance angle too far.
>>43832253Chibs, they were so impressed on how we did in our duel, they're teaching us Grevious style spinning!
>>43832290but it's useful from the Joesph Joestar point of view. have you thought of that?
>>43832290I don't get why it's so uncommon.It seems like a no brainer to me.Doing it mid-swing would fuck someone up as well.
>>43832317It's time to tone down the anime inspiration.
>>43832326Because generally their plasma stick is coming directly toward your face, so you want your plasma stick on and able to block so you don't die.
>>43832317>tfw you don't really care about JoJo and shit>but the fanbase inserting it into absofuckinglutely everything is really annoyingWe get it, you vape.
"Is the Dark Side stronger?" You ask the Masters, figuring this is the sort of question you might as well get out of the way now rather than deal with it later. Giving into your emotions, the way they sound about the Dark Side, it sounds as though it could be rather powerful."No, no it is not. The Dark Side controls you, it corrupts, giving into the Dark Side is akin to losing yourself. With the Light, you allow it flow through your body, guide and assist you, never controlling." Grand Master Shan replies before either of the other two can. "The Dark Side may make you physically strong, but it will drain you, make you... differnt from using it. It's not something to be trifled with Zev."Sounds like she's rather serious about that one... maybe not a good thing to bring up in front of the Jedi council all things considered. Renari seems like she wants to say something, but doesn't do so, keeping her mouth shut for the moment."Well, with that out of the way, I gotta say I really like the sound of Juyo and... Makashi you said? They sound like they could fit me pretty well, but are there more styles than just those two and Ataru?" Your next question comes"There are Seven Forms in total, all of them will be explained to you over time, but the ones we have mentioned so far are the three that are mostly likely to fit your style the way it is now." Master Tikran says, which, actually leads pretty well into your next question.>CONT
>>43832345It's when they're trying to block your attack that it's useful to turn it off and on again.
>>43832362"Will you teach me Master Tikran? Since we seem to have made good first impressions and all?" A glance down at your side to the redheaded girl makes you pause for a moment. "Renari too... she doesn't have a Master yet, right?" The girl's head immediately snaps up to look at you, her mouth agape at what you've just suggested."My my~, quite the request you're making of me Zev. It's not every day a member takes on an Apprentice, let alone two, simply because they're asked... we shall see, it will need to be discussed more before I can give you a solid answer. It's quite admirable you would stick up for your friend like that though." The Togruta says with the warm smile you've gotten used to.Master Coreev seems displeased, and the Grand Master is neutral, as far as you can tell.Renari on the other hand, has gotten even closer to you... brushing her hand against your's several times.>"I've got questions" (Write in questions)>"Are we free to go now?">Hold Renari's hand>Write in
>>43832345It's a pretty dirty trick by Jedi standards. You can use it to evade a parry, for example, by switching the blade off then back on. It'd be hard to use in battle, presumably, but it'd definitely be a move with a high potential of killing your opponent on the spot.
>>43832372>Are we free to go now>Wait until the door is shutting, LOCK HANDS AND KISS HER>PROFIT
>>43832372>"Are we free to go now?"
>>43832372>"Are we free to go now?">Lightly swat her hand away, we aren't that kind of guy
>>43832372>>"Are we free to go now?"Eail stop with Waifu options please
>>43832372>"Are we free to go now?">Hold Rena's hand once you're out of sight.
>>43832372>"Are we free to go now?">Invite Renari to come get lunch with you
>>43832407I'm not forcing you to hold her hand.Think very closely about why she would be affectionate towards you right now with what Zev just did.
>>43832372No hand holding please. Can we give her a wink instead?
>>43832407>Stop with Waifu options>Not taking it to piss off the master whose been doing nothing but shouting 'SITH EVERYWHERE'!
>>43832372>"Are we free to go now?">Hold Renari's hand
>>43832431We injected her with midichlorians and now she's going to mother the chosen one who will bring balance to the force?
>>43832372Hold hands with a girl? Pretty gay 2bh>Can we go?
>>43832372>"I look forward to seeing what I can do with some actual focus.">"Are we free to go now?">Hold Renari's hand once we're NOT being stared at by three Jedi Counselors, if at all.
>>43832372>Wink at Renari
>>43832450He's pretty all right, Salt. He's just the old grandpa of the Jedi, all those kids on his lawn and those damn Sith starting up wars and such nonsense.
>>43832471I think it's actually perfectly in character for Zev that he just would not give a fuck if they saw or not.Why should he?
>>43832372>Push her hand away>"Are we free to go?"if you hold her hand you won't be keeping her. The masters are smarter than to allow that relationship to foster. She also thinks we want to be a Sith after asking about power, so..
>>43832477We've never worn the robes yet, we don't know how comfy they are. They just look itchy to us.
>>43832372>>"Are we free to go now?"
>>43832461pretty sure groping would be abit too much within force range of the Masters, atleat a shutting door gives us a chance to dodge>>43832476I wasn't aware we have the Red scary happening but you make a valid point.
>>43832486You could justify any action by saying "I think it would be in character," that doesn't mean we're going to pick it.
>>43832496then rephrase the question: "is it mandatory to wear those robes? they look itchy and uncomfortable."
>>43832431Bro, this is /tg/ they can't fucking control themselves. They'll force the first fucking girl we meet down our throat every fucking time.
Please stop fightingLet's just learn to kill things with not!/ss/ing master.You know she would. Not even the younglings are safe.
>>43832520You rephrase the question, it's your baby. Reply directly to the post.
>>43832372>>"I've got questions" (Write in questions)Do I have to wear those clothes? they look itchy and uncomfortably warm.
>>43832526>Take away our choices because I don't like it and others picked something else!Fuck you mate, This is all part of an amazing plan to steal all the young jedi and run off to the Mandalorians for our own order.
>>43832372>>43832418Supporting, we went off exploring each other instead of getting some grub.
>>43832557>Mandalore is the Chosen OneWat do?
>>43832431If I had to guess...? Because it could be that most of the other masters really want anything to do with her since she's a child of a known Sith Lord and they've just been shuffling her around classes hoping that something will happen (though they're not really sure what), and they won't have to deal with her anymore? Or something? Other padawans and other Academy students might not want to get close to her because of rumors and stuff, and the other Masters who feel badly for her are either kept in check by the sterner Masters. But what Zev has just done is show that he's a pretty big deal and is worth training even with his decidedly non-traditional Jedi leanings, and may have just inadvertently made it so that he and Renari are a package deal. Or just made it so that the Jedi Masters who were inclined to take on Renari now have a stronger position to argue from. So now Renari can actually do shit instead of stagnating in the Academy
Writing this post, it'll be the one to start off the next thread
>>43832574Blow up Planet Mandalore
>>43832581Are you the same anon that says all that smart shit in my SAQ?Because you're always right, every time, if you are
>>43832607Unfortunately, you lack firepower of that magnitude at this time.
>>43832574Thank god I have this spare set of armor. We're Crusading now son.>>43832607I believe they attempted that a few times and fucking failed.>>43832581>>43832617GJ I thought it was wrong.
>>43832581Or it's just her thinking we identify as Sith because of the questions we asked and the way we've been acting. She's found a kindred spirit because we aren't a jedi in the smallest amount.
>>43832640>at this time.
>>43832617Sometimes. I also can say really dumb shit, but luckily that's restrained to non-SAQ threads.>>43832647Yeah, that too.
>>43832647>She's found a kindred spirit because we aren't a jedi in the smallest amount.To be fair, Zev's just learned even the Council sometimes has a sense of humor and can be relaxed. I'm betting his thoughts at the moment are something like: Master Shan is stuffy because she's the leader and shit.Master Grandpa is old and shit, but he's probably cool and always tells stories about the war.Master Torguta can actually smile, holy shit I can be a Jedi without being lame.
>>43832685I wanna talk to her and tell her we should start over as friends because we want to seriously try out the whole jedi thing for a while
>>43832685>Grandpa tell me another war storySO THERE I WASSITH EVERYWHERENO HOPESUDDENLY I USED THIS LIGHT POWER NOBODY ELSE KNOWSBOOM ALL DEADSleep good, Jedi
>>43832581>>43832647don't forget her history living at the Jedi Temple, orphaned because Jedi killed her father, shunned by kids and jedi masters because "daughter of sith lord", lonely and struggling with teenage hormones with no outlet because Jedi teachings says "no lewds". Then Zev comes, they hit it off, and then to top it off, they fuck within 30 minutes of meeting each other (relieving Renari much pent up sexual frustrations). To Renari, Zev is practically a godsend.
>>43832647At some point it may pay to make it clear to her we're not a Jedi, either. At least not in the same sense that most Jedi are.I hope we find an old copy of the "Code" at some point. It would totally shed light on why the current Order is such a mistake."Emotion, yet peace.Ignorance, yet knowledge.Passion, yet serenity.Chaos, yet harmony.Death, yet the Force."
>>43832685The mean one is the one who's most correct. We have too much of the waifu side in us. We will turn. We musn't be allowed to train.
>>43832730Are we going to Balance the Force even though right now people think "He (Zev) is the least qualified person in the galaxy to lead us."
>>43832750More like to much of US is in the waifu side.
>>43832715>Grandpa Jedi the Star Wars equivalent of Bjorn from 40k>Replace sleeping with deep trance meditations that make him cranky as fuck when some youngling wants him to tell a story.
>>43832750Waifu side? We're just DTF. Wanna go hit up that Zabrak in the infirmary next?
>>43832730I prefer: There is no ignorance; there is knowledge. There is no fear; there is power. I am the heart of the Force. I am the revealing fire of light. I am the mystery of darkness In balance with chaos and harmony, Immortal in the Force.
>>43832761With the way things are, true "Balance" would be seen as a bad thing.
>>43832730Id like to be a jedi if we could. I'd like to be morally good as a counter to the saq. I think it would be cool.
>>43832773Isn't that what every Holocron is for?
>>43832781Only if we get to bottom, don't want shitdick, y'know?
>>43832796This. There's a reason that when Anakin brought balance to the force it involved him destroying the stagnant, emotionless Jedi and the power hungry Sith. It allowed a new order to come from the ashes.
>>43832730I think we should try to live by the Jedi Code. If it doesn't work out we can do all this other special snowflake shit
>>43832773Fucking hell Chibis you knew it right away. Don't forget however we gotta put new robes ontop of his old ones each time we wake him up.
>>43832833But we do live by the Jedi Code!
>>43832872...from a certain point of view.
>>43832617Hey Eail, would you be opposed to writing gay'd-to-blacks?>>43832781>>43832828
>>43832800You can be morally "Good" and still be aware and accepting of your emotions. It just demands actual control and awareness.
>>43832891Go to anonkun if you like gay shit
>>43832888That's fine, only a Sith speaks in absolutes.
>>43832901No, there's only like one quest that has that. The rest are too magical realmy or all-girl haremy. Believe me, I've looked.
>>43832901People there don't like it either. There's just more smut, so it's more obvious on the rare occasion it does appear.
So, what's Zev's stand? Obi-Wan has "A Certain Point of View." Anakin has "The Chosen One." what's Zev?
>>43832922>>43832922>>43832922>>43832922>>43832922NEW THREADFUCKING MIGRATE YOU SHITS
>>43832888Even the common versions of the "Code" at this point in the setting are interpretations of the original.
>>43832851>Grandpa Jedi goes to the battlefield to fight>Be on Sith side, senses incoming Jedi Master>Sees only an old man buried under a mountain of Jedi Robes>Dafuq is this shit>Mountain of Jedi Robes decimates half the Sith Army>Tactical retreat, the BTFO from seeing Grandpa Jedi in action>now suffer PTSD whenever you see a pile of leftover clothes
>>43832931DONT FUCKING TELL ME WHAT TO DO FUCCBOI