Previous Thread: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/43657475/Archive: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Jedi%20Apprentice%20QuestRules: http://pastebin.com/FJsMDVWCForce Points: http://pastebin.com/7h9YUUPMCharacter Sheet: http://pastebin.com/LkCCDnTZ Character Bios: http://pastebin.com/7t4BWuMtForce Points: 3Twitter: @Eail4==============You are Zev, a street rat punk kid from Nar Shadda that grew up with nothing more than your wits and a blaster at your side to protect yourself. It wasn't an easy life, and one that probably wasn't going to have a very happy ending, but it was the only life that you had ever known. Only through pure luck, something that always seemed to follow you, had you been found by the Jedi Order and brought into their ranks. Not to say you exactly fit in just yet, but that's not necessarily a bad thing, as your unique behavior and way of going about things has already brought attention to you, though it remains to be seen if that will actually be a good thing for you in the long runThe rest of the older new initiates were tested for what combat ability they might have, though none faired as well as you did against the apprentice known as Jerridan. A redheaded girl seemed quite eager to combat you as well after the showing that you gave while in the ring, but Grandmaster Satele Shan told her that she would need to wait. As you watched the rest of the bouts, when it was the turn of the Zabrak male that you came to Tyhton with on the ship, you did your best to cheer him on and offer a bit of advice, though he was still defeated.>CONT
>>43777820When all the bouts were finished, the Grand Master dismissed the gathering of Jedi and Apprentices to announce that dinner would be served shortly, and that you would be free to eat alone if you so chose. This was when the redheaded girl from earlier once more caught your attention, as the two of you ended up as some of the few stragglers to the rest of the group, looking much calmer than she did earlier, the girl locked eyes with you and thumbed back towards the Academy, nodding her head as though she wanted you to follow her.You don't know who she is, and the way that her attitude changed from so cheery and fight happy, to someone that seemed to be so serious was rather strange. She appears to just be an apprentice as well, so it's not as though you'll have to do as she wants you to, but if she's that interested in talking, it could be a good idea.>Follow after her>Yell after her>Go with the rest of the crowd>Go explore the Academy Grounds>Write in
>>43777832>>Go explore the Academy GroundsTime to go looking for trouble
Rolled 55, 87, 57 = 199 (3d100)>>43777832>Follow after her
>>43777889Although missing an obvious plot hook... mhm, decisions, decisions...Maybe we should follow her and get her to go looking for trouble together.
>>43777832>Go explore the Academy Grounds
>>43777832>Go explore the Academy Groundssecret cache location scoutin time
>>43777914>>43777832I'll second this.
>>43777832>>Go explore the Academy Grounds
>>43777914We could go ask her to give us a tour
>>43777832>Follow after her
>>43777832>>Follow after her
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>>43777820Oh thank fuck I thought this was dead. Glad to see I was wrong.
Current winner is to go explore the Academy, though there is some support for asking the redhead to come along/be your tour guide.Would you like to ask her this?>Ask the redhead to come with>Go alone
>>43778168>Ask the redhead to come with
Calling it, bringing the redhead along, or asking her at least!Writing.
Writing, and I don't really have any issues so far but I'm more curious. Do you guys wanna keep the Rance thing for Zev's appearance, or change it up?
>>43778351Draw crude stick figures for all the characters in MS Paint.
>>43778351I enjoy the Rance side quite a bit
>>43778351A gutter rat version of Rance would work
>>43778351I still have no idea who Rance is. I just want to flirt with ALL the cute girls and make the masters tear out their hair in frustration.
>>43778351Nah kinda annoying
>>43778448>"Relax Master, inner peace and all that, I'm not ATTACHED to any of them, except when they're attached to me, heyyooooo!"
>>43778351Eh. Seems out of place, but everything these put of place so whatever.
>>43778482>these putSeems out*Fucking autocorrect
While the idea of food doesn't sound all that bad, this is... actually the first time you've ever gotten to see the mysterious thing known as 'nature' since the planetwide city of Nar Shadda most certainly didn't have anything like this. The air is clear, almost sweet in comparison to what you grew up with, and all of the beautiful sights around you are quite enticing. Food is good, but the desire within you to explore is still all too prevelant to ignore. Of course, considering she seems to be rather eager to talk to you, it'd be sort of rude to simply ignore the girl outright. So the obvious thing to do is to make a bit of a compromise so you can get both things done at once.Just as the girl is about to move to start walking towards the Academy, you whistle, catching her attention once more. Repeating her action from earlier you thumb behind you, raising a brow as well making you look as though you're rather curious, and a friendly grin showing that you aren't opposed to spending a bit of time togethr if she wanted to talk to you... she is kinda cute after all. Seemingly understanding what you were implying, the girl walks over to you, having a not so friendly, but more amused grin. Decent chance you could totally be getting yourself into a situation here but hey that's just gonna be part of being a Jedi isn't it?"Hello there, new apprentice. It's nice to see that you were polite enough to invite me along for your little walk." She says, looking rather interested.The girl still hasn't introduced herself yet, but then again neither have you, but there's a chance she might have heard your name from the crowd during your match with the other apprentice.>What do you say?>"Nice to meet you. I'm Zev">"Name is Zev, what's your's?">Flirt>"I was hoping you could show me around">"What did you want to speak to me about?"
>>43778351id like some thing different it doesn't feel like starwars to me but that said i aint gonna bitch about it unless im asked about it
>>43778351I only have the cliff notes version for who Rance is, but I don't really mind either way.
>>43778647>>"Nice to meet you. I'm Zev">>"I was hoping you could show me around"
>>43778647>"Name is Zev, what's your's?"
>>43778647>"Name is Zev, what's your's?" but say it in a flirty way.
>>43778647>"Name is Zev, what's your's?">FlirtAnd so it begins. The largest irritation the grand master has ever encountered.
>>43778647>"Name is Zev, what's your's?">Flirt>"I was hoping you could show me around"
>>43778647> Howdy Cutie, Names Zev, what's might your name be?You should've never had left the link in SAQ
>>43778647>"Nice to meet you. I'm Zev"
>>43778647>>"Name is Zev, what's your's?"
>>43778789I can adapt if necessary!What could POSSIBLY go wrong
>>43778647>"Name is Zev, what's your's?">Flirt>"What did you want to speak to me about?"
Cote Valled. EXTRA SPECIAL VERSION INITIATE.>Flirt with her?>Yes>No
>>43778932>YesAlthough I still hope we end up with an alien girl.
Rolled 2 (1d2)>>43778932
>>43778932>YesI want you to flirt the fucking hair off her master's head.
>>43778932>YesIs it cute? Is it female? If yes then engage flirting mode.
>>43778932>>YesWhy the hell not
>>43778932CALLED AGAIN, COUNTING THEN WRITING>My how quickly this has become Anime Jedi quest, and how much it already differs from SAQ
>>43779083never would I have expected this turn of events
>>43779083I wanna make it Jedi Party Quest
>>43779083The only way it could be better is if it had more Bruce.
>>43779130party hard party hard party hardWE WILL ALWAYS PARTY HARD
>>43779083>SAQ has a joy-fuelled Sith>JAQ has a lust-fuelled JediPottery!
>>43779083Kawaii yoda sized Master when Senapi? xD>>43779170You, I like you. We're doing this now son.
>>43779170Lust is a natural impulse. Feeling bad about these impulses would be having emotions.
>>43779170Fuck no. The joy thing was retarded too. Do you know anything about jedi?
>>43779262There is no emotion about what we're doing, it's being at peace with ourselves in what we're doing.
>>43779170>joy-fuelled Sith>lust-fuelled Jedioh~boy, this just gets more and more interesting.
>>43779262Being lustful is a lot easier without emotion. Jedi make for perfect pick-up artists.
>>43779262>The joy thing was retardedYou are retarded.
>>43779291Man, being a jedi is easy, why does everyone else have problems with it?
>>43778954>>43778970>>43778989>>43778993>>43779021>>43779033>>43779047>>43779074>>43779078"Name is Zev, brand new apprentice, dashing rouge, and by far the most interesting man you're going to meet on this planet." You say while taking a quick and theatrical bow. "Though my dear, I'm afraid I don't know what your name is just yet, would you give me the pleasure of knowing?" Your flirtaious grin coming to bear once more as you smile at her. This is a bit more 'over the top' than you normally are with women, most of the time it's a smoother cool guy sort of thing, but that doesn't mean you can't have a bit of fun talking with your new companion.She's a bit smaller than you are, so the girl looks up at you for a few moments before her eye twitches and she starts to laugh, clutching at her sides. "O-Oh you are a treat compared to these people. I knew you'd be an interesting person, but to be bold, I love it!" It takes her a few moments of laughter to finally reign herself in, wiping a tear away from her eye when she's finally done. "My name is Renari. A pleasure, most certainly so." The name finally comes, though you notice that she didn't add on a last name, could be that she's like you and simply doesn't have one, most orphans don't after all.Though it was fairly interestnig that she made that point about 'these people'... could she mean the rest of the Jedi? The way Renari interacted with the Grand Master earlier implied that she had been around the temple for a while, or at least had enough experience with her training saber to feel confident in taking you on after the beat down you gave Jerridan. Discord within the ranks of the Jedi? Maybe they aren't all killjoys like you heard about from those stories!>"Ah the pleasure is all mine.">"I was hoping you would show me around.">"Not a fan of the Jedi?">"Did you want to talk about something?">FLIRT>Write in
>>43779341>"I was hoping you would show me around.">"Did you want to talk about something?"
>>43779341>>"Did you want to talk about something?"fuck it>FLIRT
>>43779341>"Did you want to talk about something?"
>>43779341>>"Not a fan of the Jedi?" FUCKING YANDERE SITH SPYCALLING IT NOW
>>43779341>FLIRTAsk if she us up for a cuddle in some corner! She is plump in all the right places after all!>"I was hoping you would show me around."
>>43779341>"I was hoping you would show me around.">FLIRT
>>43779341>>"Ah the pleasure is all mine.">>"I was hoping you would show me around."
>>43779341>Pleasure is all mine>Not a fan of the jedi?>FLIRTING AT MAX OVERDRIVE>>43779320better draw us bootyfull artwork for this too Chibis.
>>43779341>"Not a fan of the Jedi?">"Did you want to talk about something?"
>>43779341>"Ah the pleasure is all mine.">"Did you want to talk about something?"
Flirting with Grand Master girl when?
"Ah but the pleasure is all mine, my dear, I've got to say, here I was curious if there was going to be any Jedi that I could have some fun with... it's a very welcome surprised I've managed to find such a woman so quickly, for a little while on the transport I was worrid I'd get stuck with just a few old masters. Not someone so firey" You turn the flirt game up a few notches, appealing to the girl's ego, or at least you hope she's still finding this amusing, else things might get awkward. Awkward situations are your specialty though, no better way to pick a pocket than to find a target that's obviously uncomfortable and not paying attention, not really applicable in this sort of situation, but hey the basics should still apply no matter what."Oh Zev, I believe that you'll find I'm most certainly not like the Jedi here, and it would seem that you aren't either. That makes the two of us quite unique doesn't it? All the more reason we should speak about things, wouldn't you agree?"Renari says, sounding almost playful, catty in how she's speaking."So you did want to speak with little old me, now what sort of grand 'Knight' would I be if I denied a lady such a request. Maybe... you could show me around the temple grounds? The areas I should know if I'm going to be training here for a while?"You ask her back, recieving a nod and a grin in return."Prepared to be disappointed, unless your idea of interesting sights are meditation chambers and libraries. Not to say knowledge isn't important, but I'm much more of a hands on type of girl. How about you?">"I like working with my hands">"The mind is an important tool, shoudn't be wasted">"You don't seem like a normal Jedi">"Why are you taking such an interest in me?">"What was it you wanted to speak about?">Write in
>>43779393I would say >implying MC wouldn't seduce her and then kill her when she's vulnerableBut everyone knows /tg/ lacks the fortitude and bone structure to take care of business.
>>43779980>"The mind is an important tool, shoudn't be wasted"
>>43779980>"I like working with my hands"Blasters, credits, women are all things you need your hands to work with.
>>43779980>>"The mind is an important tool, shoudn't be wasted">>"Why are you taking such an interest in me?"
>>43779980>"What was it you wanted to speak about?"Enough flirting, we need to advance the story!
>>43779980>>"You don't seem like a normal Jedi" Are you perhaps a 4-letter word that starts with S?
>>43779980>"I like working with my hands">"Quite good with the tounge too">"What was it you wanted to speak about?"
>>43779980Combine the first two>I work with my hands often enough, But my Mind is where I reach higher levels of... abilities.>Might I ask what makes such a lovely so special around here, and not a normal jedi? Besides that lovely voices of yours.
>>43779980BECAUSE IM DUMBPICK TWO CHOICES HEREONE OF THE FIRST TWO OR WHATEVERTHEN THE OTHER STUFF
>>43780067Sister is a 6 letter word
>>43780067Sith or SlutWe may never know.
>>43779980>>"I like working with my hands"Of course we say this, but we keep it a secret that we mean>"The mind is an important tool, shoudn't be wasted"Let them think we're a total jackass. Best strategy.>"What was it you wanted to speak about?"
>>43780107Por que no lo dos?.gif
>>43780106You say that as though Sister and Slut are mutually exclusiveNot that I'm implying either of those
>>43780158sauce pls. I wants to taste it.
>>43780101>I PICK A COMBO OF THE TWOIf that isn't okay Boss, Just do the working with your hand.>You don't seem like a normal jedi.[spoilers]Mando jedi when?[/spoilers]
>>43780174Artist is Nightmare-Doom
After giving sauce for porn, I now begin to write our next post!
>>43780220Hey guy, eventually, when we train hard enough in lightsabery and the forces, could we do force slashes like Enker's attack in Megaman 10?
>>43780360I'll probably allow something like that, but you aren't going to be sending out something that has the strength of a lightsaber, you'll have to actually throw the thing to get that
>>43780404Okay, but you know how lightsabers can both absorb electricity and deflect blaster shots? What if it did both those things at once for a projectile attack?
>>43780428I don't really want to be Starkiller, but hey, that's just my opinion.
>>43780428Souns silly OP
"I enjoy working with my hands quite a bit, but the mind is still an important tool, it shouldn't be wasted. Can't tell you how many times this thing got me out of a bad situation after I ticked off a gang leader... or three." Giving your noggin a few taps to make the point "Reading has never really been my forte, but learning new stuff is always good, a well rounded person is a strong one. Hyper focus on one thing too much and you leave yourself open to a big weakness."Renari looks rather pleased with your little speal there, giving you an approving nod."Completely true, but the Jedi seem to want to focus far too much on the studying, rather than training in combat. Not to discount your own ability, but even an apprentice with several weeks of training shouldn't be beaten by a newcomer with no skill using a lightsaber, let alone proper teaching for how to use The Force."The redhead says at the two of you continue walking along the Academy grounds, going further off to the side away from the main building, more towards the peaceful looking lake across the path.She's correct too of course, at least in assumin you've never held a lightsaber, a vibroknife sure, but never something like the weapon you've got in your pocket... even if it is just a training version of the weapon.>CONT
>>43780701"You really aren't like any of the Jedi I've heard about y'know, let alone the ones I've met, they all seem to be real sticks in the mud. Lady I was with during the shuttle ride over didn't care for jokes in the slightest. So I guess for being so entertaining, we can certainly talk about whatever it is you wanted to."You say with a grin while putting your hands in your pockets. Those robes she's wearing don't look particularly comfortable to your normal clothes that you're still wearing, too... formal, really. The things might look out of place on you, especially with the way you act at times."I'm not am I? Rather appropriate, since I'm not one of the Jedi. My father was Sith, Darth Sidor, and that makes it so I'm Sith as well, even if I've never been trained in their ways."The girl crosses her arms and looks down at the ground, growing silent for a few moments."They boarded my father's ship, murdered him, and took me away with them. They said I had "A potential to do great things." as I kept crying to go home... So no, Zev, I am most certainly not one of the Jedi. I don't know what your past is, but with what I feel in you... You aren't a Jedi either, and that's what I wanted to talk to you about.">"I'm... sorry for your loss">"Why did the Jedi take you?">"The Jedi don't murder do they?">"What do you feel in me?">"How exactly does this all pertain to me?">Write in
>>43780718>"The Jedi don't murder do they?"
>>43780718>My father was Sith, Darth Sidor, and that makes it so I'm Sith as well, even if I've never been trained in their ways/tg/ KNEWWE KNEW HOLY SHIT
>>43780718>What do you feel in me?>How exactly does this all pertain to meWell Fucking Anon called it, Shes a god damn sith. hand holding when Eail?
>>43780718>"Ofcourse I am not a Jedi, that's why I am here aren't I? Not that it matters really. Plenty of cute girls here and less people trying to poke holes in me. Plus that woman doing the introduction thing was something alright. Maybe have to visit her soon."
>>43780718>Jedi don't murder do they?>What do you feel in me?Time to get serious mang
>>43780772>>43780776I mean, I didn't really try to hide it?She's not REALLY Sith either, mind you, she just thinks that she is. Renari would be EATEN ALIVE by Xanth
>>43780718>>"How exactly does this all pertain to me?"Wah, your father died. Big fuckin' whoop. Welcome to the streets niggaaaaaaaaa!!!
>>43780718>"I'm... sorry for your loss">"What do you feel in me?"
>>43780806Don't you fucking lie to me. If she thinks she is sith, She is sith without the training. Is this when we hold hands, and tell her the light side has love?
>>43780718>"I'm not am I? Rather appropriate, since I'm not one of the Jedi. My father was Sith, Darth Sidor, and that makes it so I'm Sith as well, even if I've never been trained in their ways."Bloody hell the ironic parallels between SAQ's Nivah and JAQ's Renari. I knew the parallel and contrast was apparent, but not that deep.>inb4 yandere
>>43780831She knows more about the Light Side than Zev does.Reminder, this is your FIRST DAY here.
>>43780859>inb4 yandereThat'd be a real stick in our wheels, if we go the Rance route.
Did 4chan just shit the bed for anyone else for a few minutes?Writing now
>>43780861;-; bully bully
Of all the things this girl could have told you, this is without a doubt one of the least likely things she could have possibly brought up, and unless her mother is actually a Rancor, it's gonna be pretty hard to actually surprise you again with the sort of bombshell that she just droped. Sure Renari didn't exactly act like a Jedi as you were lead to believe they were supposed to be like, but to hear that she was actually the daghter of a Sith... the Darths are the really strong ones too if your memory serves you. It's entirely possible this girl could the most dangerous person in the Academy, especially if she doesn't identify as a Jedi.Yet, she does seem interested in speaking with you, possibly even seems to like you a bit with the limited amount of interaction you've had so far."Jedi don't murder though, right? That sorta goes against the whole thing the Grand Master was talking about, they're supposed to be defenders of the peace and order aren't they?"You ask."They murdered my Father, he was on his way to attend a session of peace talks when we were attacked! The Jedi killed him... stole me away..."She snaps back."What exactly do you sense in me?"You ask her.You know a few tricks with the force, like hearing things better than normal people can, but actually sensing things in the way that she's talking about, that's somethig you sort of struggle with. Only with a bit of actual concentration can you even feel anything, let alone make it precise enough to do what she might be describing."Power, potential, a darkness within you. You've had to do things you aren't proud of to survive haven't you Zev? Hurt people, even kill before, right?"The girl asks, finally looking up from the ground, part of her hair covering one of her eyes, letting her glance at you the other.>"I'm not ashamed of what I had to do to survive">"What's in the past is in the past.">"I never WANTED to hurt people...">"I only did what I had to.">write in
>>43781281>>"I'm not ashamed of what I had to do to survive"THE STREEEEEEETS!!!
>>43781281"What happens in Nar Shaddar, stays in Nar Shaddar."
>>43781281>"I didn't ask for this..."
>>43781281>"I never WANTED to hurt people...">"I only did what I had to."
>>43781315A completely viable answer!
>>43781281>I'm not ashamed of what I had to do to survive>I only did what I had to...and maybe some more.
>>43781365>>43781348>Oh, look! The Pussy Brigade!
>>43781281>"Hah, yup! And I would do it again."
>>43781281>"Hey! If you are referring to that incident with the train and the explosion than that was totally not my fault. They started it!"
>>43781281>"I'm not ashamed of what I had to do to survive"
>>43781281>Not ashamed of what I did to survive
>>43781281>>"I never WANTED to hurt people...">>"I only did what I had to."
>>43781281>>"I'm not ashamed of what I had to do to survive"
>>43781281>"I only did what I had to."
>>43781281>I'm not ashamed of what I had to do to surviveWe want her to LIKE us, idiots
>>43781281>"Yeah, I'm pretty good at it."
Vote called, writing again.I'm now contractually obligated to allow you to CYBERNETICS the fuck out of yourself at some point, go full Jensen
>>43781532Liking someone's company is having emotions
>>43781539Worked for Vader, didn't it?I mean, he had horrible burns and injuries and needed a lot of that to live, but still. Wouldn't hurt to have a jetpack or something.
>>43781532What? Why the fuck would we want some pleb-tier bitch like her as a friend?One should be at peace with what they've done. We survived, that's not something to be ashamed of. Don't pick things so you can get your imaginary dick imaginarily sucked by some imaginary cunt who in reality doesn't even like you, bruv.
>>43781532Wanting to be popular even when it goes against our nature is an unhealthy desire, anon.
>>43781539Xanth vs Zev, one had cybernetics forced on him, the other chose them.WHOISDEADLIEST
>>43781623Jetstream Sam already answered this when he fought Bladewolf
>>43781589You seem booty-botheredI was saying that any other option would be dumb. Sorry for doing this whole "role-playing" thing.
>>43781613Nigger we're currently deciding our nature. The precedent of who we are has yet to be set, so it can't really be said that we're going against our nature
>>43781636We don't give a shit what other people think of us, it's called being at peace.
>>43781636>tfw he was suggesting that you should have done it for roleplay not waifushitIt's like you can't read!
>>43781539I want to say we should get bionic arms, but the cybernetics in star wars are shit. Not worth choosing to cut off a perfectly good limb for.
>>43781681Not to mention they interfere with the force IIRC.
>>43781681But Six Arms
>>43781635The Only Thing I Know For Real is Joy/lust
So Unless I miscounted, Zev isn't ashamed of what he did, because he only did what he had toHe never asked for thisThe man in the mirror nods his headhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WvYMDONxDc4
>>43781667>Zev has outright flirted with this person twice within 5 minutes of meeting her and thought about how different/cool she is compared to stick-in-the-mud jedi>he doesn't want her to like himPick one.
>>43781908She's asking what we have to say for ourselves. Should we not be honest?
>>43781908>wanting someone to like you>wanting to get laidYou know, you don't actually need one for the other.Most of the time people flirt really hard not so they can have someone like them, but because they want to get in their pants, the state of like or dislike is irrelevant in that regard, even if realistically you need one for the other.Just saying.
>>43781807What happens in Nar Shaddar stays in Nar Shaddar nigglet
"I'm not ashamed of what I've done, I only did what I had to in order to survive. Nar Shadda isn't the type of place where you can think about every action you're going to take, sometimes you just have to trust your instinct and do what feels right at the moment. I've hurt people, stolen, and done worse, but it's only because I never had a choice."You get a little... empassioned about his, likely more than you should considering you really aren't defending yourself against Renari, but the way your words are flowing, it's hard to not sound like you aren't trying to. Growing silent for a few moments, your eyes drift off the girl down to the side."I didn't ask for this. I never asked for any of this."The words come rolling off your tongue."No one ever does, yet you survived and thrived until you were given a chance to escape from Nar Shadda. From a planet that couldn't have cared if you dropped dead to an order of Monks that are going to try to supress your emotions, make you another drone in the hive." Renari mutters, clenching her fists as she spits off to the side.It seems the two of you finally reached the spot that she wanted to get to. The lake just in front of you when she finally stops walking and turns to face you."I wasn't lying earlier when I said I wanted to fight you Zev. You're new, unexperienced, but there's something very strong inside you, I want to test that first hand. Spar with me.">"If you insist.">"Don't be surprised when I kick your ass!">"Go easy on me?">"I'll pass, maybe after some food?">Write in
>>43782004What >>43781979 said
>>43782004>"If you insist."
>>43782004>"Don't be surprised when I kick your ass!"Sithes get stitches.>>43781979Also this.
>>43782004>"I didn't ask for this. I never asked for any of this."Wow, can you count? My >>43781315 only got memes in response, not support. Learn how to take votes properly.
>>43782004"Wait, spar with you or spaaar with you? Cause one is more fun than the other."
>>43782004>"Don't be surprised when I kick your ass!"
>>43782004"What do I get when I win?
>>43782004>"I'll pass, maybe after some food?"
>>43782004When did Zev become a total bitch? NEAT!>"Don't be surprised when I kick your ass!"
>>43782004>>"Go easy on me?"
>>43781539>I'm now contractually obligated to allow you to CYBERNETICS the fuck out of yourself at some point, go full JensenYou're not obligated to do shit, you're forcing that on us because you really liked a reference one person voted in.
Please tell me that Zev is going to picture her fighting us naked, in a way to break her concetration.
>>43782004>If you insist>Go easy on me.
>>43782094>Allow you>That means I'm forcing youNigga you what
>>43782094Are you unfamiliar with the concept of hyperbole?Power down those autism thrusters, anon.No I'm not actually implying you have engines on your body. Seemed prudent to remind you of this.
>>43782004>"If you insist."This way no matter if she kicks our ass or we kick her ass, we don't look like a cocky retard or a gloating bastard
>>43782127You're forcing our compliance of non-compliance with mechanical body-parts as a replacement of organic body-parts as a thing
>>43782004If you insist
>>43782188..How much did you have to drink today Anon?
>>43782255tihss manuimayn arm alseoep
Right so... yeah, Writing now>If you insistWins it btw
>>43782250Eail, is a Bong Saber a violation of the Jedi Tenants? How much trouble would we be in, if we made one and someone found out?
>>43782392>Bong SaberZev is going to be the BEST Jedi
>>43782450>you can't beat a breathalyzer with gum, you've been drinking all night!Maximum keks
"If you insist, I'll try not to leave any bruises that look too bad if you do the same. We're both far too pretty to actually get bruised, marks on this face means I lose one of my best weapons." You're gonna fight a girl that no doubt has years of experience on you, while you only have one fight under your belt against a teenager that was several years your junior. However, what you have that Renari doesn't is years of being on the streets of Nar Shadda. You're a slippery son of a bitch and know how to fight dirty when you have to. A blaster is something you're more familiar with, but... you can probably pull out a few tricks if you really need to."Oh but of course, we're the best of friends now after all. I wouldn't want to leave you looking too dishevled. The poor Masters must already think the worst of the two of us, wouldn't want to give them any more reasons to think so, would we?"Ooooh this girl can play the game too, that's nice, this is going to be fun!The two of you take several steps across from each other, both pulling the training sabers that you've got free from a pocket in your case, or the belt, in Renari's case.Two beams of blue light come forth from the metal handles, both weapons completely identical aside from the people that are using them."I'll be a generous partner, you get the first move. I want to see how you'll approach me."Renari says as she holds her blade at the ready, several paces across from you.>Charge!>Stay back, defend>Use The Force (How? I'll say if it's allowed)>Try a trick (What?)>Write in
>>43782539>Use The Force (How? I'll say if it's allowed)pull down pants, see what color her panties are.
>>43782601I love you ChibsI'll allow it!
>>43782539>Try a trick (What?)Appoach without a fighting stance, see how she reacts, and then use the force to trip her up when she makes a move.
>>43782601>>43782620Fuck it, feel free to interpret my "trip her up" here as Chibs suggested >>43782626
>>43782601This is a Christian Star Trek anime crossover self-insert fanfic thank you very much
>>43782539>Try a trick (What?)Feint a drastic, overhand strike. Then throw pocket sand at her and sweep the leg.
>>43782539>>43782601Sure, why not.
>>43782669https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQRW0RM4V0kI don't even know what to make the dc for to accomplish this action
>>43782601I love you chibs.
>>43782750What DC? This is clearly an ability too surpass it all.
>>43782776I don't doubt that it is, but I'll still give you a reasonable DC for this.ROLL ME 3d10 PLEASEBEST OF FOURDC OF 6
>>43782750You could argue high DC for making a rather finesse-heavy move with the Force. You could also argue low DC because not even the daughter of a Sith would see that one coming.
Rolled 9, 1, 6 = 16 (3d10)>>43782820shazam
Rolled 5, 6, 6 = 17 (3d10)>>43782820Rollan
Rolled 5, 7, 2 = 14 (3d10)>>43782820
Rolled 2, 10, 4 = 16 (3d10)>>43782820
>>43782820BIG BOOTYFULL CHIBIS
Rolled 10, 4, 8 = 22 (3d10)>>43782820I see striped pink!
Rolled 10, 3, 7 = 20 (3d10)>>43782858
>>43782847Rolling in your own quest. For shame, man!
>>43782847why are you rolling Eail? You supposed to be QMing not rollan da dice for us anons!
>>43782844>>43782846>>43782847>>43782857AND IT'S GOOD!
>>43782846>Almost a SATAN CritMy god[s]Would you like to burn a force point to crit?[/s]>Y>NYOU HAVE THREE>>43782879>>43782884I wanted my QM magic to crit, it failed me, I am ashamed
>>43782900>YIf tactical flirting is not a worthy use of force points then I don't know what is.
>>43782900>NAlso plz quit rollan
>>43782948Can do. Got a bit... eager on this one
>>43782900>NWe need to save these for life or death situations.
>>43782929>>43782944Why wouldn't we want to crit this one?
>>43782900YWhen do they regen? Do they at all? Sorry, never followed SAQ
>>43782900>Y>>43782979How can one man be this un-fun?
>>43782979>We need to save these for life or death situations.We're in training. We probably won't see life or death situations for quite a time, unless we do something real stupid.
>>43782900>Yfor maximum fluster
>>43782997Would a crit-fail be giving her the mother of all wedgies or taking the panties off, too?
>>43782983http://pastebin.com/7h9YUUPMI have a pastebin of rules! Several of them!Also calling the vote and counting
>>43782979>implying this isn't life or death
>>43782982What would critting do?Well, now I'm curious.>>43782900>>43782948Changing to>Y
>>43783028>What would critting do?It would take a good result and possibly make it AMAZING
>>43782982it's not like it's a choice between success and fail, we succeed either way
>>43783013It has to be a king wedgie. Just has to.
FORCE POINT BURNTWHO WANTS TO SEE SOME FUCKING PANTIES
>>43782847Wow cunt. Are you voting too?
>>43783078This went so downhill, so fast. I love it
This 'flirting' is the cringiest stuff I've ever read, no wonder you couldn't keep your gf
>>43783078Not me, panties are for NEEERRRDDDDSSSSShow me a thong!
>>43783110I know right, it's great
>>43783078Awesome, I didn't miss much, being a Jedi blows anyway, can't we just join the Grey Order?
>>43783078God dammit i turn away for a phew minutes.
>>43783125You've obviously never talked to a girl if you think this is cringy.
This is terrible.
>>43783147Bruh I'll let you go hang out with Xanth if you want to. I just write shit, you guys decide what to do.This aint my SAQ, I'm having fun with this one
>>43783179I heard Xanth is kind of a dick, I just want to be one of the morally grey Jedi.We seem to be on that path anyway.
>>43783179I'm sort of joking with that but I'm also entirely serious.You don't want to be a Jedi? Fuck it, let's ditch Tython and go to space hooters and do some cool shit.I fly by the seat of my pants for now
>>43783179Xanth at least seemed content to play the game.We're going to get kicked out of the academy before the tenth thread at this pace. Which is completely alright with me, but I'm just saying. So far Zev is making Xanth look like a peach.
>>43783226I do like me so space hooters....Why don't we get training first and then just ditch the order?
>>43783217But he's a sexy dick
>>43783262Get outta here Brine, You had stuff to do.
>>43783262>don't use spoilers to hide NSFW content
Well, you're not entirely certain how you're going to beat Renari, the girl has more experience than you do, she's most certainly more skilled, and likely going to completely and utterly kick your ass unless you play dirty and play smart. That's right up your alley though, the way things have gone so far in your life things have rarely ever been actually 'fair', it's always been a situation where you need to fight tooth and nail to do whatever you can to come out on top of a scrap.So why not apply some of the tactics you've learned over the years, and use them on your new SithyJedi friend, who just so happens to be a pretty redheaded girl with evident Daddy issues... and is pretty cute. No way any of this could go badly.Slowly moving towards Renari as though you're going to thrust at her with your weapon, your left hand is suddenly put forth instead, the girl already shielding herself, expecting a force push from you and trying to get dug in before it happens.Instead of doing that though, you decide on something far more fun.Dropping your hand down, with a few little 'clinks' from the buttons coming undone, the bottom half of the girl's outfit drops to the floor, exposing her pale legs and... cute blue stripped panties?You blink at that one, having expected something slightly less adorable out of the SithyJedi, and something that was more... generic looking."Y-You... You pervert!" Renari yells, her hands coming down to cover her panties. She's blushing quite hard and her breathing is off in a way that you don't think is normal for someone that's just embarassed. "Hnng~" She slowly lets out.What>"What">"Wot">ATTACK!>"Err... sorry?">Let her pull her pants up>Write in
I'm a bad man yo, a real bad man
>>43783374>>"Err... sorry?">Let her pull her pants up
>>43783374>Wot>WHAT?>TACKLE/ATTACK HERPin her with our superior body and disarm her. This way we've won and shown our domance.
>>43783374>ATTACK!I'm in it to win it.
>>43783374>>"What">>"Wot"Wat?Now >ATTACK!Go for the grapple, physically we are larger and stronger, bind up her arms and get her in a choke-hold.Easy win.
>>43783374>>Write inI knew you were going to say that. And now you will problably say no JEdi would ever do such a thing!!>ATTACK!
>>43783417>>43783374supportan salt.Also, called it on the striped panties, but not the color of the stripes.Also, Striped panties have an effect of making your ass look bigger due to the inherent optical illusions stripes have.
>>43783374>Gently place practice lightsaber in between her legs>make eye contact>grin>"Yield?"
>>43783474Stripped panties are the work of gods.
>>43783374>ATTACK!Must. Win. Fight.
>>43783374Attack. No mercy.
>>43783374>"Admit it. You enjoy this."We need an exhibitionist waifu
>>43783542We don't need shit.But what do we want is the question you should be asking.
God we're going to be the worst jedi ever... And it will be worth it.
>>43783374>ATTACK!While commenting on her taste in panties and about that last thing she said.
I just want to say I love all of you guysI really do
>>43783474;; Somebody is supporting me? I'm too drunk for this, Fucking happy over that.>>43783609This is all for you BB. Brine got us evil and we carried it over.
>>43783499That they are and that doujin makes my dick fucking ROCK HARD every time.ON THAT NOTE, WRITING
>>43783609I love you to bb
>>43783609I love you too bb yes homo
Okay like straight up.I love what is happening right now, this is great. How long is it going to be until we get kicked out of the Academy and go hang with Xanth?Or maybe Nivah?
>>43783730What? We're a very good jedi who trusts his instincts and acts on them without reserve.
>>43783730>Nivah is chasing us and trying to kill us because we flipped her skirt at a diplomatic outing we just happened to be on planet forWell. Shit.
>>43783374Push her in the lake, short out the lightsaber
>>43783730>Or maybe Nivah?Yeah, the Sphere of Imperial Diplomacy is going to have TONS of use for a loudmouthed, lusty ex-Jedi.Also you just know we'd try this kind of stunt with her and wind up on the business end of Xanth's dual-sabers. Nivah shlicks it feverishly in the background as her husbando lynches Zev with his own guts
>>43783730AT this pace, we are probably gonna become a mercenary with force training.
>>43783782Didn't work on Kit Fisto.
>>43783800At least in this quest our planned rival hasn't been bread.
I'm still trying to collect my sides over all this.Post coming soon I promise
>>43783832okay, so you don't want to push the girl in white stripped panties into the lake.What happens to white cloth when it gets wet anon? it gets see through
>>43783864>not wanting to engage in sweaty CQC wrestling to disarm herFuck, how pleb can you be?
>>43783832Kit Fisto has a specially adapted lightsaber. Most Jedi don't.
>>43783864I'm sorry Anon, but we're wrestling with adorable Sith Ginger. We are the Captain now and worse case...some things get torn.
>>43783883>Not wanting to tease the qt3.14 jedi while she stands helplessly in the lake cause she doesn't want to show her goods to MC too soon.It's like you don't even know how to moe anon
>>43783813I doubt we'll get kicked out. For as stuffy as the Old Republic council is, they let alot of shit fly.
>>43783929We aren't looking for moe here, you piece of unwashed anus!
>>43783883you know the benefits of engaging CQC with qt sith ginger? we get to personally "measure" her hands on. That's leagues better than the see-through wet works.
>No one has thought of water wrestlingPlebs the lot of you.
>>43783988MC can't swim.
>>43783976Stop thinking like a jap on a crowded train, and start thinking like a dashing rogue born of the squalor of Nar Shadaa. We aren't trying to cop a feel and then cry as we bemoan our social anxiety whilst sadly masturbating later tonight. We're looking to go all the way with the Sith refugee.
>>43783988I'll have you know I'm an aristocrat, only dabbling in the finest of smut and eroticism.Water wrestling is so base. Teasing and sexual tension until she can't take it anymore and grinds our pelvis into dust is what is best.
"What"Is the first word that comes out of your mouth when the girl makes that noise, that's not the noise someone makes when they're embarassed about their situation, that's a noise someone makes when they like it. You know that noise pretty damn well considering you lived in the red light district in an alleyway for two years. Though technically with Nar Shadda, the entire planet is sort of the red light district, but details!"Sh-shut up you b-ba.. you idiot!" Renari yells, ducking down to collect her pants. Her face is looking like a laigrek's eye with how red it is, rather adorable really.She's aso left herself completely open to attack with the way she's lazily holding her training saber out to the side away from herself, which is giving you a perfect chance to make a real move to win this match.Rushing forward with your saber still at the ready, Renari realizes too late that she probably should have just tried to fight you with her pants off, rather than messing around with the clothing. Easily knocking her saber out of the way with your own since she's at such an awkward angle, the weapon goes sailing through the air and lands on the dirt as you grasp her now freed up hand with your own.You've already won the bout, and the two of you barely even crossed blades."Admit it. You enjoy this." You say in a low voice, looking down at the redfaced redhead."I-I'll do no such thing, I'm not an ex-exhabitionist! Let me go Zev!" She stutters... weakly pulling against you, not using the force, or even her full strength it feels like.>"Oh you most certainly are">Kiss her>Take her down>Let her go>Write in
>>43784074>>Take her downBut is she a masochist?
>>43784074>Take her down>Kiss her>I am the Jedi Now.
>>43784074>"Oh you most certainly are">Kiss her>>>Down there
>>43784074>Take her down
>>43784074>Write inIf the lady likes it, best to give her what she wants.Use the training saber to cut open her shirt in the lewdest manner possible.Then whatever else anons you decide.
>>43784074>"Oh you most certainly are">Take her down>Kiss her
>>43784074>Let her goWin dishonorably, but relish victory with grace.
>>43784074>jump into a promising looking quest thread>gets lewd within three QM postsI'm okay with this.>Take her downIt's the ultimate opening!
>>43784104she's a sith
>>43784148I'm surprised with how many people are!I love my playerbase, you guys are the best ones on /tg/You guys give less of a fuck than I do
>>43784160And I'm sure the Sith are as varied in their tastes as normal people, if not moreso.That really doesn't mean shit.
>>43784160Being the daughter of a sith doesn't make you a sith.
>>43784204But it does give you a higher midichlorian count!
>>43784190You start posting that shit anon and I'm gone for the night.I can't handle those animations.I am a weak man
>>43784182You are leading the people to the promise land, Trust me and Chibis always.
>>43784222Nah, I got this, just spread your legs and get to posting.Man, you sure are babby-tier at times!
>>43784222Just gonna tell you a secret... i can go lewder
Time for Jedi Master COCKBLOCK!>Her pants fell when we were sparring, I didn't do it.
"Oh you most certainly are, my dear." You reply with a grin, locking eyes with Renari. The girl is still blushing like mad, but she isn't struggling against you quite as much, more weak, little movements. She's enjoying this and she knows that you know as well, the two of you both know that, so really she should have known ahead of time what you were going to do next, but you knew.Pressing your lips together, which is rather easy since the girl is already looking up at you, it's not but an instant later the girl is groaning into your mouth. The two of you are wide out in the open, still in sight of the Academy if someone were to look hard enough, and you're already doing something like this with a girl. Truly you are going to be the greatest Jedi that has ever lived.Sneaking one of your legs behind Renari, it's not too hard to trip the girl up, get her off balance and relying fully on you to keep her upright. Not that you plan on doing that though, as the second you took her off balance you were bringing her down to the ground, the redhead pinned underneath you as your tongue invaded her mouth, easily finding the girl's own and dominating it for control of the now shared space.She's practically mewling like a kitten beneath you, heat radiating from in between her thighs as she writhes on the ground. When she next opens her eyes, you swear you can practically see hearts instead of her pupils looking back at you.>Take things further>Get off, you've taken this far enough>"See, told you.~">Write in
>>43784489HNNGGG, WE'RE JEDI. WE NEED TO MAKE SURE SHES CONTENT>Take things all the way>See I told you.CAN'T LEAVE WOMEN HALF DONE ANON'S! RALLY!
>>43784489"I think this is my win?"
>>43784489>"See, told you.~">Get off, you've taken this far enough
>>43784309>Her pants fell when we were sparring, I didn't do it. YET.
>>43784489>>"See, told you.~">>Write inEngage shit eating grin.Watch as she uses the force to make us fuck her.Enjoy life.Get cockblocked by Jedi Master
>>43784510No anon we tease her and then we leave let her lust build!!!
>>43784489>"See, told you.~">Take things all the way>those heart-shaped pupilsNoooo......muh wan weakness!halp.....
>>43784543She is gonna fucking kill somebody. I want hand holding ;-;
>>43784489>>"See, told you.~">>Get off, you've taken this far enough
>>43784489>"See, told you.~"Is it okay I have an erection?
>>43784554Here you go
>>43784554Or she will try to dominate us.
I read somewhere that even Obi-wan hooked up with ladies for trysts, he just didn't feel any attachment from them.>>43784489>"See, told you~">Take things further
>>43784581Yeah, she'll kill us in a lust induced rage fuck.
>>43784581And its our job as men and the ones who caused this to finish her..I mean it.>>43784576Anon plz, That's lewd and you know it
>>43784562It tottaly is mah boy.
>>43784489I know you are only typing with one hand, so finish the post before you finish.>Take things further.Tease her until she says MC wins. Make her moan the words.
>>43784489"See, told you. ~">Get off, you've taken this far enoughI cannot think of one good reason not to tease this girl to the point of her becoming completely insane.
>>43784489>Get off, this ride is flying top speed towards a mountain of teenage erections
>>43784592Not lewd enough
>>43784549Chibs does that mean you're gonna make art for this now?Please say yes... I NEED it
>>43784605Because it's not the jedi way, we should let the force flow through us rather than manipulate it to our advantage
>>43784489>Take things further>See, I told you~ Baka
>>43784605>Nivah pt.2Oh come on.
>>43784628How Much lewder can we get? ;;
>>43784489>Take things further
>>43784647As lewd as necessary
Writing!As you all deal with your erections, I shall begin writing!Were the heart pupils a nice touch~?
>>43784723Halp, I'm being bullied Eail ;; I'm used to being hated not this.
>>43784749 Shhh you know you want it ~
Before we go further, we're all aware that this isn't the start of any romantic relationship, right?
>>43784795Yes obviously just messing with the namefag. That said handholding is my fetish.
>>43784795They are terrible people but we know, You never go for first waifu and Jedi always need to work off steam
>>43784834you never go for waifu when jedi for laifu
>>43784864It's a good thing Zev is the best Jedi ever right!?
>>43784795I know but some anons are just horny fellows.
>>43784879Eail, when do we meet NOT!Mandalorian woman?
>>43784795100% agree. We're just Rancing.
>>43784879That's... why we're here!
>>43784906Do you want to buy some Drugs, Larry?
>>43784912git back ta writan!
>>43784959"See, told you, you love this..." You softly say after pulling away from the kiss, a thin trail of saliva connecting the two of you once you've moved away from each other's lips. You're still totally in control of yourself, so while there might be a bit of an issue 'downstairs', you're not about to lose yourself to lust or anything like that.Renari on the other hand, well, a life among monks probably isn't too good for teenagers when their hormones are flaring up and they've got no proper way to express themselves. Luckily you've got just the 'tool' to fix that issue. Your hyper weapon is at the ready, but a true master knows when to go for the killing blow on his prey, and she's not ready just yet."Hnng... Gah... P-Please..." The girl whines, her chest heaving as she pants after you've pulled away from the kiss. For how in control of herself she looked just a little bit ago, your fellow apprentice is looking more like an absolute wreck.Your hand coming off of her arm, having been pinning it down so far, you start to slowly ease the bottom of the girl's top up... inch by inch her equally pale stomch is revealed, smooth, slim, barely a hint of muscle there to show just how athletic she is, stopping the shirt just under her breasts.Grinning down at her, you've got Renari in the palm of your hand, almost literally. She's practically humping your leg at this point, she's been kissed drunk, and it's almost as though she's not thinking straight. All you need to do at this point is go in for the kill.>"Please what?">"I'll take care of you">Pull her shirt off>Get off, (Be a dick, instead of giving it to her)>Write in
>>43784980>"Please what?"she's gotta beg for it.
>>43784980>Please what?Your a fucking dick Eail, Don't tease us. we'll fucking destroy you Mate.
>>43784980>>Pull her shirt off slightly>>"Please what?"
>>43784980>Get off, (Be a dick, instead of giving it to her)If you guys want a quick fuck, fine. But if you want literally anything other than that, you're going to have to string her along for a while.
>>43785045>you're going to have to string her along for a while.really? She's already been strung: hook, line, and sinker. we're just slowly reeling her in for the finish.
>>43784980Eail stop giving me these options man
>>43784980>>Get off, (Be a dick, instead of giving it to her)Eail really? This is funny and all but seriously? We just met this chick
>Get offI was not prepared for how quickly this turned into ERP
>>43784980>write-inContinue the teasing. Rubbing the inside of her leg, slowly going ever high but then coming back down.pressing your hand against her chest, making her feel the weight against her breasts but not the skin on skin contact.Nibble/blow on her earlobe drag your finger down from her lips to her exposed stomach, slowly catching on her shirt as if to pull it up but let it go slack just before her tits are exposed.trails of kisses down her stomach, groaning a little when you hit the upper P so the vibrations from your throat stimulate her further.
>>43784980>"Please what?"Passion, yet serenity
>>43785078Well, it could be good practice for Eail if he feels like writing some smut. Otherwise, it'll probably be a fade-to-black, and you won't have to worry about it.
>>43785081try spoilers next time anon. Lol>>43785105Either fade to black or he'll make Chibis draw it. I'm content either way.
>>43785081I'm all out of LEWD images But Dam Sun
Don't jedi have padawans, not apprentices?
>>43785151different name for the same thing
>>43785151Technically, Acolytes are of the same status as Younglings
>>43785151Apprentices are less trained than padawans and don't have their lightsabers.
>>43785164Just do what we do, Keep Chibis chained in the basement.
All imma say is trust in me.Believe in the EailDon't get bootyblasted bruhs
>>43785204...MIGHT want to do a new thread and achive, we're on page 8.
>>43785204>Don't get bootyblasted bruhsBut I love doing that, sometimes the results can be hilarious to me, like in this thread when I shouted nonsense and people were like "what?"
>>43785201And constantly feed him lolis.
>>43785201Oh yeah, it's not that I don't love the picture, it's just that my wallet's dead now
"Please what?" You ask Renari with a grin, your hand coming to press against her still covered breast... she's stacked under these robes, you can feel that much, girl was hiding something as nice as these away from you, that just won't do. Leaning down, you're right next to the girl's ear, still having that special grin on your face. "Beg me for it... beg." Before giving her a slight nibble on the earlobe, your past experience letting you know juuust the right spot to drive her wild from this. Of course you aren't cruel enough to simply pay attention to her breasts and a bit of teasing on her ear, she is wearing these nice little pair of panties after all.The hand that isn't currently groping the girl's breast trails down her exposed stomach, just barely touching against her skin, tickling her until you reach the edge of her panties. Not wanting her to be too far gone too quickly, you keep things over the material, rubbing at her special, most likely untouched place. Slowly, but with enough force that she's already melting underneath you, moreso than she already was. "I can take care of you... you just have to tell me what you want..." You softly say, pressing a kiss against her cheek.Renari is practically drooling at this point... from more than just her mouth, the girl eagerly humping back against her your hand, unable to keep herself still."P-please Zev... I need you... I need you to..."She whimpers, unable to get the full sentence out."What do you need sweetie, tell me, I'll make it all better."You continue to tease her."Please... Please fuck me!"The redhead finally cries out."What in the name of The Force do you think you're doing!"A roar comes, your head immediately snapping up to look for the voice that just cockblocked you. Oh.. It's a Jedi, mad looking one too.>"What do you think?">"It's not what it looks like">"It's exactly what it looks like.">"Mind giving us some privacy?">Cover Renari>Write in
>>43785349>What do you think we're doing?>Its exactly what it looks like>Now get the fuck out and give us some privacy>Cover her slightly, so as to show she is our.page fucking 8 ;-; worrysome
>>43785349>"It's not what it looks like"She used her Sith powers on me!
>>43785349>"Mind giving us some privacy?"Where are your manners?
>>43785349>Streetrat Storytelling Go!>"Treating injuries, duh. Looks like she just got some bruises from our spar, was a little intense."
>>43785349 Frak.... oh well nice one Eail.
>>43785349>write inYou mind (asking curiously, while not stopping and just absentmindedly stroking her)? You may have taken your vows, but by god I haven't yet.God how hard is Renari going to masturbate to this when we eventually get stopped?
>>43785349>Write in"We fell, I was just seeing if she was injured."
>>43785349>"It's exactly what it looks like.">"Mind giving us some privacy?">Cover Renarialternatively, go into explicit detail explaining exactly what we're doing
>>43785387Thread aint over yet baby!
>>43785383Change >Treatingto>InspectingRecommend she go to the infirmary for some ice-packs
>>43785349>>Write in "What do you think? She hurt herself while sparing and now i'm treating it. Don't stay there with that dumb look go and look for some help." Then cover Renari
>>43785369>>43785376>>43785379>>43785383>>43785397You all are some goddamn pussies.>>43785382This guy has the right idea. We don't got anything to be ashamed of. It's pretty fucking clear what's happening, not like backpedaling or stuttering like a girl is gonna help anything.Besides, it's our first day. It's not like we know all the rules. And Renari was just testing out her willpower if we need to explain things.
>>43785422>>43785419Mix these two
>>43785431If your implying I'm a pussy for wanting to cover her slightly, its also to aid us in positioning for the coming hand holding Anon.apparently the other 3 things I said are pussy as well, gg
>>43785442Don't worry, you're doing a great job for a filthy namefag.
Sweet lordy, muh dick. Best quest.
Votes called, writing now!
>>43785442Don't listen to this anon >>43785458 because he is clearly salt mind with his name deleted.
>>43785504I swear to god, Half you guys are as drunk as me.
>>43785519>tfw not even halfway to being halfdrunk
>>43785540>Tfw you haven't been drinking as long because of SAQ
Well this isn't the first time your party has been crashed by a buzzkill, but it is the first time that the guy doing so has a freaking laser sword, one that's actually capable of cutting through just about everything, instead of the dinky little thing that you have... somewhere, it's probably on the ground next to Renari's. Speaking of your adorable redheaded companion though.Even though she's not been fully exposed, you still do your best to cover the girl with your body, and despite the fact she's still pretty much totally out of it, you know she'll probably appreciate the action. "It's not what it looks like?" You weakly offer while stroking the girl's cheek, even though your other hand is still down at her crotch. The look the Jedi is giving you... it's probably only by sheer luck that you aren't actually on fire right now, or being cut in half by a death laser stick thing."It's exactly what it looks like!" You cheerfully say next, shooting him a great big smile. "She got a little hurt in our spar, I was just giving her a very thorough examination and all. Wanted to make sure my new friend wasn't hurt and all. Ain't that right Rena?" Using a shorthanded version of the girl's name, hoping the slight pocking you were giving her would be enough to sober the girl up to where she could at least speak."Hnng... y-yeah... Zev's just... taking care of me." She groaned out.Just as it looks like the Jedi is about to say something else, there's more movement just down the path. "Master, is this where we're stopping?" A child's voice asks as a group of younglings come around the bed, being sheparded by what looks to be a teenage Padawan.The Jedi's eyes twitch "You have five minutes, then you WILL report to the council." He says before spinning on his heel and rushing towards the children to turn them around.Well then.>"Where were we again?">"That was a mood killer...">"Gonna need at least twenty!" *Yell after the Jedi>Write in
>mfw this entire threadZev and Renari are sooo getting agricorped... on opposite sides of the galaxy.
>>43785633>"Gonna need at least twenty!" *Yell after the Jedi
>>43785633>Where were we again?>Gonna need at least tweny!
>>43785633>>"That was a mood killer..."
>>43785633>"Gonna need at least twenty!" *Yell after the JediI cant resist being a smart ass.
>>43785633>Five minutes? I guess I'll have to carry her. Get on my back, girl.
>>43785633>where were we againThen when she's finished, ask.>Mind showing me the way to the council chambers?
>>43785633>"Gonna need at least twenty!" *Yell after the Jedi>"Where were we again?"
>>43785633>"Gonna need at least twenty!" *Yell after the JediHow can I not pick this option.
>>43785642>"Hey, I'm gonna go over to Rena's for Holoflix and Chill">"Sir, we have orders not to-">"I AM gonna go over to Rena's to make the furniture float for some odd reason">"Right, see you when you return, sir."
>>43785642Doesn't that only happened to weak/unskilled Jedi? I'm pretty sure if you break the rules hard enough you just get kicked out.>>43785674Also, if we do get kicked out then screw joining the Agricorps, way to boring.
>>43785692>not joining the agricorps>not screwing farmers daughters in cornfields across planets.Come on anon. Look on the bright side. We can always pull that mystic Buddha bullshit to get girls all hot and bothered.
>>43785692>Farming in the galaxy Far Far Away>boringman, the pests we'd have to deal with... and nobody's telling us not to use blaster either.
>>43785692If we get kicked out I'm going to pull for heading to Hutt Space to look for work. Just because shenanigans.
>>43785714If we get kicked out, are we bringing Rena along with us?
>>43785714Do you really want to go back to Nar Shadda with just a few days worth of Jedi Training?>>43785722Only if she wants to, no need to ruin the girl's life.
>Jedi apprentice quest >thinking we'll actually get kicked out Seriously guys?
>>43785722Naaaah. We probably won't get kicked out for this, just given a stern talking to on what is and what is not appropriate for students. Jedis can do this sort of thing a lot in their free time.
>>43785740>>43785722>>43785714>>43785712>>43785711>>43785711Fuck you cowards, We're going to join Mandalorians.
>>43785741This. If the Jedi Order can let the Hero of Tython go full on Dark Side and murder everyone in his path, we're fine.
>>43785741I mean, it's a possibility.I'm not going to give you meta armor to stay with the Jedi.Like I said earlier in the thread, you can turn Sith and go hang out with Xanth if ya wanna.Or go fuck his older sister, that'd be fun too
>>43785756Fuck your glorified Jetpackers, those things can be turned into walls easily
>>43785740She's apparently a prisoner being held by the people who killed her father. Somehow I get the feeling that we'd have to try a lot harder to fuck up her life even more than it's already been fucked.>>43785741I think it's a legitimate cause for concern. On our first day we managed to stun the entire school with our...unconventional performance in the ring, brushed off the admonishment that followed our spar, then got caught making ready to fingerblast a Sith prisoner.
>>43785770Honestly, the character right now seems like he doesn't like established authority at fucking all. It'd be better if he just went Mercenary or something and then just stealing jedi Holocrons to learn the force on the side.
>>43785776I love Eail, but the fact that he's letting us make retarded decisions in the second fucking thread has triggered me a bit.
>>43785776>Fingerblast Excuse me while I lose my shit once more please
>>43785776>>43785791>>43785798Anon's please. Relax and stop salting. We are here to have fun and go along with the ride. You will have your day of glory, and if not... well then your stuck in my position for other quest threads.
>>43785810Far from salty. I'm EXCITED. If we wind up being forcibly expelled from the academy it'd already be the most 'ABC123 ACADEMY' quest on /tg/. If we manage to kidnap a Sith qt on our way out then it's doubly awesome.
>>43785812You fuck off, we don't talk about that.>>43785824Apologizes then, Its hard to tell bitching/joy/whatever in drunk state.>>43785802Call that bloody vote.
>>43785810It's kinda shitily done, the characters don't feel like people which is something I expect from Eail. I dunno man, his lack of giving a shit is bothering me.
>>43785798I hope we get to keep making retarded decisions well into the 36th thread, usually people play these too safe by then because they're very invested in the story. I'm invested in this for how fun it could be being a jedi in jedi school
>>43785824How tough do you think it'd be to steal a ship?
Vote called by the way, working on the last post
>>43785849I don't think so, we DID kind of skip most of the whole 'get to know me,them/it' bullshit and went right to Captain of the bitches. So its more anon's [myself too] then Eails. I doubt he expected this shit.>>43785852...Depends on the ship.
Well I'm done with errands early let's check on-Jesus
>>43785927It's fucked Brine
"Gonna need at least twenty minutes chief!" You call after the Jedi, and you're fairly certain that the man simply gave you a rather rude gesture back, but after he's left, you're once more left alone with the pretty red head you've got under you, already half nude... might as well fix the rest of that little issue and really get this party started eh?"Now... where were we?" The grin returning once more as the two of you delve into horrible, lewd actions the likes of which will be discussed in whispers across the Academy for years to come. The legend of Zev the rogue will no doubt be passed down from generation of Apprentice to generation of Apprentice.Or at the very least until the children get bored of talking about it.So about two weeks is your estimate.Knowing that you're going to be a legend for at least those two weeks, you lean into kiss Rena again, once more claiming the girl's lips as you push her shirt up...========================Around twenty five minutes later, when the two of you are laying in a sweaty heap of each other, every piece of clothing the two of you could have strewn about this little lakeside area, satisfaction has finally been reached."So, we should probably go see the council now... right?"You ask the girl that's currently laying on your chest."Yeah."She simply replies."They're gonna kill me aren't they?""Probably.""Crash.">JAQ #2 ENDFollow me on twitter @Eail4>Ask shit at ask.fm/qmeail
>>43785945Well Eail I dunno how I feel about this whole thing. But thanks for running, see ya next time.
>>43785927Is that a good thing or a bad thingI assume the latter, hope for the former!>>43785956I'm sure we'll all regret this later!
>>43785960Neither really, given the kind of character made your MC his actions aren't all that surprising.Just kind of surprised how quickly everything escalated.
>>43785945>>43785960It was a good run, and I'm having a fucking blast. Thanks for running Eail.>>43785927Your next Brah
>>43785945This spiraled out of control so quickly.Normally I'd take issue with such a steep, sharp dive into absolute debauchery and ridiculousness. But I'm going to keep showing up to threads anyway because now I want to see how deep the rabbit hole goes.
>>43785960>expect Star Wars shenanigans>get Star Wars lewdsThis wasn't exactly what I expected, and while I don't exactly welcome what happened, it certainly made things interesting. Good run, Eail!
>>43785960How do you feel about us using the code as a guide, like, "no emotions and no attachments" for our character's philosophy and outlook on things? Like, would you be okay if we went full autistic with it in justifying our actions?
>>43785981>>43785988>>43785995>>43785996If uh, it makes you guys feel any better. Next session is gonna be a shit load of training and action? Also yelling, yelling is very much a possibility >>43786004I always approve of full autismI only slightly worry now I did the bad things
>>43786020Worrying is having fear
>>43785927>posts a simple write-in that seems IC for JAQ MC>ends up derailing half the thread into lewds of the fade to black level. >On the second thread.>Not even SAQ dove into lewds that fast.>mfw
>>43786038I blame you, and myself, but I still love you Chibs!
>>43786020No Eail, you must be strong, Like Levy Infantry.I kind of just want to be a Grey Jedi, use techniques from both sides of the force.
>>43785988Wanna try me friend
>>43786020#1 mistake any QM or GM can make is to worry overmuch that they've ruffled feathers and try to retcon the entire tone of the story. Just commit to the lunacy.Plus, it serves as a nice contrast to SAQ. For all of his berserker rage and addiction to crushing puss, Xanth is all-business whenever he needs to be. Zev, it seems, is 110% clowny and seems to never be in any sort of mood to deviate from that. He'll either become the greatest Jedi the galaxy has ever seen, or lose his place at the academy and join up with agricorps or mandalorians. You went full crazy. Just stick with it. Fuck the consequences.
>>43786020Oh I fucking had a blast Eail, I want this more often. I personally HATE jedi.>>43786038Ya! Shame on you ChibisWe fucking do this more often or else Chibis>>43786061Atleast we have an excuse over there, Don't ever fuck up again and I woke get this shit faced
>>43786065Oh shit sonWhen you put it that way, did I do like Cosgrove did and go FULL KUBO mode on this?Is Zev going to be the incarnation of Rance, Joseph, and various other protags all at once through the combined power of our autism?Are we gonna end up as the best Jedi ever, Become another Sith, or somehow take over the entire galaxy?
>>43786020I think you let what this was "supposed" to be get away from you. I dunno man, this started out as a Jedi thing with a street-smart city brat and went full lewd in two threads. It's whatever keep letting us do whatever we want turn this into something completely different than the title. It doesn't really matter.
>>43786065I'm guessing Zev's growing up to become old school pre-celibacy Jedi.And I'm okay with it.
>>43786093That's a good way of looking at it, Eail. Embrace the madness and see where she takes you!
>>43786107All the jedi we see in the films could fuck and date, they just couldn't commit or marry.
>>43786102I tend to end up going with things far beyond what I should, and also drawing out character interaction longer than it needs to beIE, this entire thread was NOTHING but Zev and Rena talking, or lewding.It's a bit problem with my SAQ too, the too much talking thing. Kinda gets me in trouble from time to time.Like now!I'll say though, I've got a plan for what's happened here, and of all the girls it could have been with... Rena was probably the "Best" one due to her unique circumstances within the council's viewpoints.She made a friend!
Thank you based Eail for a magical reading experience <3
>>43786153Unlike SAQ we just met these characters, which is where a lot of the "meh" feelings are coming from.
>>43786153>It's a bit problem with my SAQ too, the too much talking thing. Kinda gets me in trouble from time to time.Nah, a better comparison would be>"Holy shit, we just wasted the whole thread with a spirit journey that was a recap of Phantom Menace"That's pretty much what your fault is.
I can smell the SAQ-JAQ crossover from here.>Zev is tolerated by the Jedi Academy due to his immense skill and power>Academy literally has to rotate out masters over the course of his training because he keeps driving them all insane>Zev is about to graduate, become a Jedi Knight with the most potential seen in any individual for generations>The Order makes a desperate, last-ditch effort to get him to see the world their way, to temper his rash personality and join them fully on the light side of the force>It fails spectacularly, he loses Ren in the chaos and flees the Academy leaving it in ruins, unable to commit to the kind of asceticism demanded of him>He realizes that, despite the constant danger and hunger and pain he was more alive on Nar Shadaa than he ever was with the Jedi>Seeks comfort in his persona as a dashing rogue, becomes a pirate and sets up at the edge of Hutt and Empire space, ambushing ships in elaborate style to gain infamy and renown>Eventually he becomes so bold that Xanth is tasked with putting down the Mad Pirate King on the edge of Empire space>After a pitched battle, they bro down after realizing they both share a feverish love for crushing puss>Then they either agree to work together, or Zev stares at Nivah's ass for too long and Xanth blows him out of an airlock.>Assuming Zev does not make that fatal mistake, they launch a reign of terror that brings the Hutt Cartel to its knees, then secede from the Empire and take it over as their own personal territory>Zev grows old and searches the ways of the force for a path to immortality, with Nivah's help. Xanth has long since perished, after fighting a battle solo against fifty thousand armed enemies>No one survived, he was buried in a mountain of corpses>With Nivah's help, Zev finds immortality through the force, and awakens in another body, another galaxy, looking through the eyes of a man who just crashed a prison transport>And that man's name was Liam King.>mfw
>>43786209Fund itALSO SMALL NOTERUNNING JAQ AGAIN THIS WEEKLIKELY BEFORE THANKSGIVINGYA CUNTSLove you guys, next thread will be more serious, promise
>>43786252>Love you guys, next thread will be more serious, promiseAwwwwwwww, I hope not too serious
>>43786252Thank christ, I love the madness, but I'd prefer if that was kept in SAQ. Have a good one boss
>>43786252Fuck you, I demand even more bullshit and batshit things. Next step, Female Master to claim! never drinking for these threads again
>>43786283What? No, let's ride this train all the way to crazyville. This is a fun quest when you act like a fool. We just gotta shut our brains off and let the fun guide our path.
>>43786252Looking forward to it.Also looking forward to Chibs derailing the thread again
>>43786287>Female Twi'lek MasterIf you're gonna go lewd, you might as well go full lewd.
>>43786287SPEAKING OF BULLSHITAnyone wanna use reverse grip for your saber?
>>43786339Space Alcoholic mate not sith apprentice
>>43786337Nah. We'll have enough things to apply all sorts of grips to.
>>43786337I'd rather have it wrist-mounted.
>>43786336Well shit I may have found inspiration for a new SAQ characterIf Eail doesn't claim her first, it was posted in his quest so he gets dibs
>>43786349Oh, my b
>>43786355I mean... we ARE in the same universe Brine-Senpai
>>43786337I wanna fight like Gokai Red / Captain Marvelous with our saber in one hand and our blaster in the other.https://youtu.be/oEaIOkQe3zk?t=183It looks classy as hell.
>>43786373True but I figures since some of your players were interested in the Merc route you might want her on reserves, but I suppose since she wouldn't be strictly working under the Empire maybe just with them she could be kind of nebulous force in both quests if it came to that.I have a thing for short hair on women if that hasn't become apparent.
>>43786393Same bruh, short hair is the best>>43786392100 percent approval
>>43786392Cade Skywalker does it too!
>>43786464Could be appropriate, since his name is my name. Middle name at least
>>43786491Rogue Jedi Swashbuckler ZevHas a nice ring to it
>>43786337yes, Yes I do because fuck everything.
>>43786509Hey, I don't understand, we're helping people become less attached to worldly things like money and spice and deathsticks, what reason could they possibly have to kick us out?
>>43786426If we reverse grip our laser sword, do we reverse grip our ray guns?
>>43786557don't forget about sexual frustrations. Those monks seriously need to get laid.
>>43786585Chibs! Draw art of Rena and Zev holding hands, being super cute!Or lewd! Lewd is good too!
>>43786581...Laser sword anon? Fucking triggering me.>>43786585Free das booty from everybody.
>>43786597>Chibs! Draw art of Rena and Zev holding hands, being super cute!OOC, Chibs should draw one of them blowing the other
>>43786611Fuck you mate, They gotta be holding hands while shes panting and his just talking about the lake ignoring her needs.
>>43786614Reminds me of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRKSLnfayx0 for some reason
>>43786620>mfw I saw the whole anime>mfw when I never knew there was an abridged>WHEN THE FUCK WAS THIS IN THE ANIME? But that sums it up fucking perfectly.
>>43786167>dare you enter my Sith Sanctuary?
>>43779195I wonder what do females of the species look like...
>>43786935They look the same.
>>43787130I too was once curious.