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    5 KB Lovecraft was right. Azathoth found. Anonymous 04/23/09(Thu)11:35 No.4371028  

    >> Anonymous 04/23/09(Thu)11:38 No.4371050
    >Fox News

    Well, this obviously means that Azathoth will never actually be found, since Fox News is like Opposite Day for actual news.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/09(Thu)11:41 No.4371064
    Oh gosh. Someone claimed that Fox News isn't a valid news source without any examples or evidence. That joke is so fresh and witty. You should become a professional comedian with material like that.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/09(Thu)11:43 No.4371068
    You're a retarded if you're defending Fox News. Their anchor had to quote a dictionary for the term ignoramus. The network is a joke and anyone who takes it seriously is a mongoloid.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/09(Thu)11:43 No.4371070

    Go back to pretending socialism and fascism are the same thing.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/09(Thu)11:44 No.4371079
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    >> Anonymous 04/23/09(Thu)11:45 No.4371081
    Dude, are you sarcastically and openly weary of people pointing out how shit-useless Bush was as a president, too?

    Because I'm SO turned on by New Cynicism.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/09(Thu)11:45 No.4371082

    Not on CBC news yet.
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    >> Anonymous 04/23/09(Thu)11:46 No.4371087
    And they name it...Himiko.

    Fuck you, Japan. Not even NASA would've resisted naming it Azathoth.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/09(Thu)11:46 No.4371090
    >Researchers named their new find Himiko, after an ancient Japanese queen with an equally murky past.

    Well, looks like we've got some weeaboo researchers here.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/09(Thu)11:48 No.4371103
    >> Anonymous 04/23/09(Thu)11:49 No.4371115
    No. Hey. It's cool. I can repeat tired old bullshit with you too, if you like. It'll be great. A real bonding experience.

    George Bush is going to suspend the constitution and take over the nation!

    MSNBC has quality reporting. Their programs are well thought out, have segments grounded in fact and classy, articulate presenters.

    Barack Obama is going to cut the national debt. He's so charming that all other national leaders will love him. Nothing bad can come of his completel lack of experience.

    Oh man. That was fun. I can see why you do this.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/09(Thu)11:51 No.4371122
    Bringing up Obama in a completely unrelated topic.
    Cool trolling bro.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/09(Thu)11:52 No.4371126
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    >> Anonymous 04/23/09(Thu)11:52 No.4371127
    I'm surprised Fox News described it as being 12 million years old, when the universe is only 6,000 years since God created it.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/09(Thu)11:52 No.4371129

    >complete lack of experiance

    So....is that why he was the head of the Harvard Law Review, because they have no experiance with the law?
    >> Anonymous 04/23/09(Thu)11:52 No.4371131
    I just thought we were here to peddle baseless lies and slander due to the current tone of the thread. I just wanted to join in.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/09(Thu)11:53 No.4371136
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    >> Anonymous 04/23/09(Thu)11:54 No.4371137
    You make it sound like he actually did something of value while he was there.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/09(Thu)11:56 No.4371149

    Seeing as how it's a glorified club for law nerds, I don't honestly think he did anything there....EXECPT STUDY FOREIGN RELATIONS AND CONSTITUTIONAL LAW.

    Oh wait, I forgot, lawyers are not qualified to be president like Lincoln....wait.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/09(Thu)11:57 No.4371154
    You faggots spelt Azaroth wrong.
    >> I apologized on 4chan 04/23/09(Thu)11:57 No.4371159
    >I'm surprised Fox News described it as being 12 million years old, when the universe is only 6,000 years since God created it.

    They'll probably get complaints and have to retract the story.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/09(Thu)11:58 No.4371161
    You mean the place where the Warcraft Orcs come from?

    Nice troll attempt, bub. 0/10
    >> Anonymous 04/23/09(Thu)11:59 No.4371168
    So the Harvard law Review has gone from being an example of Obama having Executive experience (it's not), to Obama studied constitutional law and foreign relations (which really doesn't account for dick. Especially considering the number of allies Obama has managed to piss off.)
    >> Anonymous 04/23/09(Thu)11:59 No.4371169
    >You faggots spelt Azaroth wrong.
    I say through this trolling almost immediately, but then I saw that he'd tried to say 'Azeroth' and misspelled it, I raged for a second

    >> Anonymous 04/23/09(Thu)11:59 No.4371170

    So why did Lincoln get away with it?
    >> Anonymous 04/23/09(Thu)12:00 No.4371173
    >I say
    Fuck. Change that to:
    >I saw
    >> Anonymous 04/23/09(Thu)12:03 No.4371187
    This is funny because all conservatives are far-right creationists who believe the Bible is a literal text. Just like everybody left of the center are terrorist communists bent on overthrowing democracy and silencing anybody who disagrees with them.

    I feel all warm and fuzzy inside. It's like we're all united by political stupidity here. It's easier to hate and generalise people. Well, maybe not people. Conservatives aren't really people like you or I, are they?
    >> Anonymous 04/23/09(Thu)12:04 No.4371191
    Get away with what?
    >> Anonymous 04/23/09(Thu)12:05 No.4371196
    I, for one, am glad that retarded TRANNY CRUSADER is either asleep, drunk, or busy masturbating to his massive tranny collection. Because this thread entertains me.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/09(Thu)12:06 No.4371198
    Conservative spotted.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/09(Thu)12:07 No.4371208
    Ah-HA! You're not American at all! You're from Foreign!

    You live in Blighty, or FREEDOM?
    >> Anonymous 04/23/09(Thu)12:08 No.4371215
    Thank you.
    Sage because this thread must die.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/09(Thu)12:09 No.4371224

    Goddamn, successful troll is successful. You've completely hijacked the thread.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/09(Thu)12:09 No.4371227
    Oh no, sir.

    You'd know if you saw a conservative. They're seven feet tall, sneeze Bibles, are carried around by enslaved minorities, cannot read nor write yet somehow have millions of dollars and are holding some form of automatic weapon.

    I assure you, you'll know a conservative when you see one.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/09(Thu)12:10 No.4371235
    I think >>4371050 gets the Thread Derail Troll of the Day award so far.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/09(Thu)12:10 No.4371237
    >> Anonymous 04/23/09(Thu)12:11 No.4371242
    It would actually be more fair to say that >>4371050 derailed the thread.

    The post by >>4371064 was just a response to it.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/09(Thu)12:11 No.4371247
    No politician who subscribed to the ideals of Liberalism would use Keynesian economic stimulus to get out of a recession.
    American politics is fucked, everybody is ridiculously right wing and shouting at one another for being a communist.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/09(Thu)12:13 No.4371257
    Goddamn that thing is huge.

    >"Many early theories of galaxy formation predicted a Lyman-alpha 'fuzz' around early galaxies,"

    A huge intergalactic police station.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/09(Thu)12:15 No.4371269
    Now, now. Let's not exagerate. They can be short too.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/09(Thu)12:17 No.4371278

    >> Anonymous 04/23/09(Thu)12:19 No.4371291
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    A thread last night devolved into "WHO WAS MORE AWESOME/PATRIOTIC IN WWI AND WWII, CANADA OR AUSTRAILIA?". Some retard was posting transvestite porn (and NOT saging) in hopes of getting a mod to notice and get the thread deleted for "MOTHERFUCKING NOT /TG/ RELATED NO DEBATE ALLOWED ON MY INTERNEST HAVE SOME FAKE TITS AND PENIS MOTHERCUNTS"

    And when the thread DID get deleted (After the Hosers and Bruces made up once they realized that they were both equally awesome in the war and hated the British), the Tranny Crusader declared that he'd make it his Holy Quest to tranny up any thread that isn't /tg/ related in hopes of forcing Moot to give us a permanent mod.

    Please note that he did this to only that one thread, and there were many other "non /tg/ derp" related threads around, including a furry one, a Dwarf Fortress one, and a horse sex one.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/09(Thu)12:22 No.4371306
    Oh for Christ's sakes. First the bloop, then the mountains of madness, now this?

    Remember how all of Lovecraft's stories were based on his own dreams and nightmares? What if...he was seeing things? Real things?
    >> The Esoteric Order of Dagon 04/23/09(Thu)12:23 No.4371310

    He did.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/09(Thu)12:23 No.4371314
    >> Anonymous 04/23/09(Thu)12:25 No.4371325
    >then the mountains of madness
    Didn't hear about that. Fill me in.

    >What if...he was seeing things? Real things?
    Then necromancy is real. We simply need to bring Lovecraft back from the dead, create some kick-ass Ghostbusters like weaponry, and get to work.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/09(Thu)12:27 No.4371342
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    Things? What things?
    >> Anonymous 04/23/09(Thu)12:28 No.4371349

    Is that Garth Marenghi's Darkplace? TELL ME THAT IS DARKPLACE.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/09(Thu)12:29 No.4371360
    FUCK I LOVE /tg/
    >> Anonymous 04/23/09(Thu)12:30 No.4371364
    Don't forget the 'colour out of space' too.

    >> Anonymous 04/23/09(Thu)12:31 No.4371371
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    Strange things. Crazy things. Things Dag.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/09(Thu)12:31 No.4371374

    Not as much I do. Fuck, this makes me want to shoot coffins with shotguns and be sexist to psychics!
    >> Anonymous 04/23/09(Thu)12:32 No.4371384
    >Didn't hear about that. Fill me in.


    It's a MASSIVE mountain range buried under kilometers of ice that, under all known laws of geology, shouldn't be there.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/09(Thu)12:33 No.4371389
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    Well I wouldn't know anyTHING about this Dean.

    Call me a crazy S-O-B, but Azathoth just isn't my bag. You know that. I was a warlock once. Got my fingers burned.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/09(Thu)12:33 No.4371393
    I'A I'A hail Shub-Niggurath, black goat of the forest with a thousand ewes. CTHULHU FHTAGN I'A DAGON I'A HYDRA
    >> Anonymous 04/23/09(Thu)12:34 No.4371397

    brb digging grave
    >> Anonymous 04/23/09(Thu)12:34 No.4371399
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    You mean Racist.

    Racist against psychics.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/09(Thu)12:35 No.4371403

    Has someone mentioned the big bloop yet?
    >> Anonymous 04/23/09(Thu)12:36 No.4371412
    Good thing that I worship Yog-Sothoth, I'll be killed first.
    >> The Esoteric Order of Dagon 04/23/09(Thu)12:37 No.4371418

    Where do you live?
    >> Anonymous 04/23/09(Thu)12:37 No.4371419
    Yes, I did >>4371306
    >> Anonymous 04/23/09(Thu)12:37 No.4371420
    Someone mentioned it, but didn't EXPLAIN it.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/09(Thu)12:37 No.4371421
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    Alright, so you don't know about Azathoth. But let me tell you Dag, you damn well better in twenty-four hours. Between eldritch primordial horror and going head to head with Won-Ton, hell I'd rather give Great Cthulhu a balls massage. And I don't like giving people balls massages. So you give get out there and find out what this beastie wants or I'll kick your arse so hard you'll be able to build a pool in the imprint.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/09(Thu)12:38 No.4371426
    >> The Esoteric Order of Dagon 04/23/09(Thu)12:38 No.4371429


    No updates in years...I wonder what happened to the webmaster.....
    >> Anonymous 04/23/09(Thu)12:39 No.4371432
    So Fox is full of WoWfags now?
    >> Anonymous 04/23/09(Thu)12:39 No.4371436
    So there could be a whole underground world, complete with mountains of madness, under the ice? Journey to the centre of the earth style?

    >> Anonymous 04/23/09(Thu)12:39 No.4371437
    Also, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quacker_(sound)

    They're not very well known, but they are well documented.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/09(Thu)12:40 No.4371441
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    Why hello there I think I'm referencing the wrong show. Where the bloody hell are the women on this Inter-Nets?
    >> Anonymous 04/23/09(Thu)12:40 No.4371445
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    Dean was being a real ball-buster, but I had no choice. If I was going to save Darkplace Hospital, I was going to need to put an end to this Azathoth problem.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/09(Thu)12:41 No.4371447
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    You're being too hard on him Dean. You know Dag's the best damn doctor in this ward, or any ward for that matter.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/09(Thu)12:41 No.4371452
    You two were...BUD-DEES once, weren't you?
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    It was worse than I thought. Azathoth was causing the dimensions to collapse in on themselves. I had to get away, find an old buddy who could help me sort things out...
    >> Anonymous 04/23/09(Thu)12:43 No.4371461
    Sometimes down in Southern Illinois, we get those deep bass hums that nobody can figure out. The last time it happened, one of the old coal mines collapsed...same night some Earth Lights were spotted out in the national forest. Weird shit happens every day.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/09(Thu)12:43 No.4371463
    >Then necromancy is real. We simply need to bring Lovecraft back from the dead

    Then you get the shovel and I'll bring the pot to boil. Lets head out to Rhode Island boys 'cause We're getting us some essential salts.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/09(Thu)12:44 No.4371467

    Don't worry Dag. Just because Dean Learner has a stiff cock up his arse doesn't mean you're flying solo on this one. Let's go kick some interdimensional faces in!
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    Hold on chaps, it's worse than we've thought. I just got the lab results on Azathoth from the lab. That's right.

    This thing is a killer. Look at these lab results!
    >> Anonymous 04/23/09(Thu)12:45 No.4371477
    It's cold...and wet...but it buuurrrnnnsss...
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    We're going graverobbing?

    I'll get my kit.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/09(Thu)12:45 No.4371480
    that is the making of an awesome story.

    Also, gas pockets.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/09(Thu)12:45 No.4371482
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    Okay, in this scene, we really didn't know what Garth was doing. He just said that he would bring in someone completely new and fresh.

    He brought in this child...right this child...and my breath was taken away because this child could do all his lines while dancing. I figured "Oh hell, well that's all we need for a show". Garth got rid of him after I told him that, I think he was afraid of getting cancelled and replaced by that kid.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/09(Thu)12:46 No.4371484
    It won't work. His brain was already put into a jar ages ago by them thar Migo.
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    I'm very confused at what's going on, but I like the look of that hot-shot surgeon. He seems like my kind of man!
    >> Anonymous 04/23/09(Thu)12:46 No.4371487
    Alternatively, we could make a robotic shell for him and simply imbue his soul into it.

    Mecha-Lovecraft, with magic gun on his forearm.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/09(Thu)12:47 No.4371492

    >> Anonymous 04/23/09(Thu)12:47 No.4371497
    I don't think that would be a good idea. The world has really changed a lot since he died and he'd say some racist shit and it would be really awkward.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/09(Thu)12:47 No.4371498
    Oh lol, you Amerikkkan /n/ewsfags sure made this thread worthy of the blind idiot god.
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    Hold on, don't you boys think we should wait for more test results before we go rushing off to fight the King of the Universe?
    >> Anonymous 04/23/09(Thu)12:48 No.4371501
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    As I left the hospital with Dag, I found myself thinking of that suave, self-assured businessman sitting in Dean's office. Who was he? What was he doing there? Why did I find another man so sexy?
    >> Anonymous 04/23/09(Thu)12:49 No.4371504

    I'd lol.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/09(Thu)12:49 No.4371507
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    Oh put a sock in it Liz, it's time for the men to do their thing! Just go make us a hot pot of stew and put on some make-up for when we get back!
    >> Anonymous 04/23/09(Thu)12:50 No.4371514
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    Bob Johnson?
    >> Anonymous 04/23/09(Thu)12:51 No.4371521
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    >> Anonymous 04/23/09(Thu)12:52 No.4371526
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    I call dibs on the Shining Trapezohedron once we find it.

    Of course, I'm not intending to have the Crawling Chaos fuse with me and awaken Azathoth or anything! I will just deposit it in a safe place where it cannot be found.

    A safe, dark place.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/09(Thu)12:53 No.4371532
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    Hold on.

    Sanch, my inituition which constantly astounds and amazes those around me tells me that you're feeling troubled. Be strong. We're going to stop some amorphous beastie and get the dimensions in order.

    Or my name isn't Doctor Rick Daglass M.D.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/09(Thu)12:54 No.4371540
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    Somehow Dag, I don't think we're going to reach Azathoth with just these bikes!
    >> Anonymous 04/23/09(Thu)12:54 No.4371542
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    >Reanimating Lovecraft

    Yeah, whatever, just make sure the guy doesn't see any current magazines, papers, or news broadcasts.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/09(Thu)12:55 No.4371546
    Azathoth is clearly located in Scotland.

    Or is Scotland located in AZATHOTH!

    *dun dun duuuuun*
    >> Anonymous 04/23/09(Thu)12:56 No.4371552
    Funfact: H.P. Lovecraft's childhood cat - which was in fact black - was named 'Nigger-man'.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/09(Thu)12:56 No.4371556
    2012 cthulu does stuff
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    A negro president?
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    I'm astouded and amazed at your intuition Rick. You're right. Don't worry, I always feel better when there's something to kill.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/09(Thu)12:56 No.4371560
    Whos Lovecraft, Blizzard was the ones to make azeroth tards.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/09(Thu)12:57 No.4371567

    Hence why the cat in The Rats in The Walls is also called Nigger-man.

    And he married a Jew. Despite hating Jews.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/09(Thu)12:57 No.4371568
    2/10, and you get the 2 because that's such an awful attempt at trolling that it's managing to meta-troll me.

    >> Anonymous 04/23/09(Thu)12:58 No.4371572
    We could fire Lovecraft at Azathoth after having him learn the news. His rage will probably tear right through the Nuclear Chaos. Pity Lovecraft Cannon is one-use, I wanted to get back at those faggots on Yuggoth too.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/09(Thu)12:58 No.4371574
    Damn Those space mushrooms! you have no idea how many resurrections they fucked up for me. Did you know they took Gygax's brain, too? Think it had something to do with first edition Deities & Demigods
    >> Anonymous 04/23/09(Thu)12:58 No.4371575
    Was she hot?
    >> Anonymous 04/23/09(Thu)12:58 No.4371579
    Someone had better archive this thread!
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    >> Anonymous 04/23/09(Thu)13:01 No.4371595
    Alright. So. Things Lovecraft was right about.

    The Colour Out of Space: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/7001897.stm

    The Mountains of Madness: http://planetearth.nerc.ac.uk/news/story.aspx?id=338



    Deep Ones:

    Herbert West: Reanimator

    Help me out here guys. More real life/Mythos crossovers please.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/09(Thu)13:01 No.4371596
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    Well, we weren't sure where we were going in this next scene. I remember Garth came up with three different scripts and just threw them into the air. Eff it, effing script.

    Well, our solution to the reaching Azathoth problem was magic bicycles. There was that earlier scene where Dag said he was an ex-Warlock? We put that in there so it would make sense. Now, nobody says that they're magic bicycles, but I think you get the idea.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/09(Thu)13:02 No.4371600
    Couldn't you just wait for Yuggoth to orbit so it's between you and the Blind Idiot God?
    >> Anonymous 04/23/09(Thu)13:03 No.4371605
    Well, hating Jews was in vogue at the time.
    Mostly he hated dark people because they worked cheaper than privileged white protestants and kept him from getting a job in New York, anyway.
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    See for yourself
    >> Anonymous 04/23/09(Thu)13:04 No.4371610
    I'm sure we'd make him understand.

    "Well, you see Mr Lovecraft, black people got equal rights in the 1960s"
    "And, er, turns out they're not inferior at all"
    "Um, in fact one of them is now Pre-I CAN'T TAKE THE STARING ANYMORE MAKE IT STOP!"
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    Sanch, Thorton, hold on and prepare to be amazed
    >> Anonymous 04/23/09(Thu)13:04 No.4371612

    >married a Jew

    For the life of me, I will never understand this. I mean, from what I've read about the guy the Elder Gods were basically manifestations of his rage towards blacks/yellow peril/humanity in general, the fact that he'd marry ANYONE is a little hard to conceive itself, much less someone he'd probably suspect was spying on him on behalf of the Elders of Zion.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/09(Thu)13:05 No.4371615
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    The "magical bicycles" idea was a metaphor. A METAPHOR!

    I wanted people to look at those bicycles and realize that completely mundane objects can be the source of brilliant future solutions and so forth!

    Like the time when I sprayed an ant with hair spray, lit in on fire and put it back in it's nest. It was like tiny underground Vietnam.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/09(Thu)13:06 No.4371622
    Jesus fucking Christ.

    I couldn't see well so I kept zooming in and it never really got easier to figure out if she was hot or not.

    What I DID get was a progressively large Lovecraft staring at me. Just staring.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/09(Thu)13:07 No.4371624
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    she was on par with Lovecraft's plain look. I hear she hung around with Crowley's crowd after the divorce
    >> Anonymous 04/23/09(Thu)13:07 No.4371628
    Raging authors are volatile things. What if he learns of Obama before we fire him? I'd rather take my chances with the mushroomheads manually than having to deal with a crazed Lovecraft.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/09(Thu)13:08 No.4371631
    Is it me or are we having 3 different conversations in this thread at once?
    >> Anonymous 04/23/09(Thu)13:08 No.4371632
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    'ello. I am Azathoth, the Ruler of All The Universe. Whaaat? Dimension breaking? Hahaha! Do your worst little doctor people.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/09(Thu)13:09 No.4371638

    The fact that they were only married two years before Howie ran off back to live with his aunt probably shows that he never wanted to get married in the first place.

    She was quite a catch apparently though:

    >a one-time pulp fiction writer and amateur publisher, a single mother, business woman and successful milliner who bankrolled several fanzines in the early twentieth century.

    Get in there Howard my son.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/09(Thu)13:10 No.4371644

    Oh Crowley, you so wicked.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/09(Thu)13:10 No.4371646
    >> Anonymous 04/23/09(Thu)13:10 No.4371650

    Okay, someone really needs to archive this now.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/09(Thu)13:10 No.4371652
    "Well....He looks to be one of the good ones. I'm sure hes a credit to his people."
    >> Anonymous 04/23/09(Thu)13:11 No.4371655

    You come to Scotland for the delicious local cuisine, the music, the atmosphere, the sights. You stay for the elder-thing tentacle rape.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/09(Thu)13:11 No.4371656
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    "It's him! Azathoth."

    "Quite Liz, he's totally going to spot us!"

    "Looks like it's far too late for that Thorton!"

    "Alright everyone. Sanch, Thorton. Liz since you're here. It's time to show this sanity snatching assailant what happens when they mess with Darkplace hospital."
    >> Anonymous 04/23/09(Thu)13:11 No.4371660

    >> Anonymous 04/23/09(Thu)13:11 No.4371662
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    She doesn't look too bad.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/09(Thu)13:11 No.4371663
    No you aren't, you're Ghroth! Get out of here!
    >> Anonymous 04/23/09(Thu)13:13 No.4371673
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    My bullets don't seem to have any effect? It's like shooting into a kevlar snatch!
    >> Anonymous 04/23/09(Thu)13:13 No.4371674
    Azathoth here, I'm glad it's not me who suggested that.


    I see all reality at once you know. Yeah. It's okay.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/09(Thu)13:13 No.4371678
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    OP here. Any chance of getting a non NY Times link? It asks for a login.

    Or maybe a summary of the terrifying news?
    >> Anonymous 04/23/09(Thu)13:14 No.4371682
    >It was like tiny underground Vietnam.

    This only counts if the ants attacked you while you were driving on a slim, winding cliff face in the middle of a storm.

    Then, somehow surviving, you return to your home but your family is really fucking sick of these ants so you go all out and suppress the ant activity. You then take this opportunity to move house and assure the new owners that if they have any ant problems that you'll be over quickly to help them.

    Two years of peace pass when out of the blue your phone rings. It's the family that moved into your old home. The ants have attacked again. You clear your throat and say, "That's interesting" and promptly hang up the phone and leave it off the hook. You find out later that the new family couldn't stand up to the ants and that anybody who refused to be turned into ants were brutally murdered.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/09(Thu)13:15 No.4371685
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    Look out! It can turn itself invisible, like a Flying Polyp!
    >> Anonymous 04/23/09(Thu)13:16 No.4371694

    Works fine for me. tl;dr, dogs are put into clinical death/hibernation via nicely chilled saline/oxygen solution replacing blood, brought back three hours later with close to zero damage. Supposed to help human patients suffering massive blood loss, but lack of vengeful undead means this is a failure to medical science.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/09(Thu)13:16 No.4371695
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    I'll get him, Ric!
    >> Anonymous 04/23/09(Thu)13:17 No.4371698
    >up to 20cm
    They're a little small for Shoggoths...
    >> Anonymous 04/23/09(Thu)13:17 No.4371699
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    Oops, it appears I forgot to let you see me.


    It's only playing fair, isn't it? Herr, herr.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/09(Thu)13:17 No.4371701
    Less faggotry, more elder gods.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/09(Thu)13:19 No.4371709
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    There's only one thing to do. If we concentrate our fire whilst Liz does something useful and sends a shockwave of psychic power into that thing, we might just cause it's Outer God brain to backwash with electro-kinetic psycho-normalising energy.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/09(Thu)13:20 No.4371714
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    It's our only chance!
    >> Anonymous 04/23/09(Thu)13:20 No.4371716
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    Mind putting that in leyman's terms for all us commonplace folk Dag?
    >> Anonymous 04/23/09(Thu)13:20 No.4371719
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    >> Anonymous 04/23/09(Thu)13:20 No.4371720

    >> Anonymous 04/23/09(Thu)13:20 No.4371723

    We'll need drills....
    We are going to pierce this one
    >> Anonymous 04/23/09(Thu)13:20 No.4371725
    That is a single cell. Imagine those things forming something like Volvox, which can have around 50000 cells in total while keeping the protoplasmic mobility...
    >> Anonymous 04/23/09(Thu)13:21 No.4371730
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    You want to trust our lives to a bit of skirt, Dag? Have you lost your bloody mind, man?
    >> Anonymous 04/23/09(Thu)13:21 No.4371732
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    We'll make it's brain explode, Sanch, stopping the extra-cosmic threat it poses.

    >> Schrödinger's Cat 04/23/09(Thu)13:21 No.4371736
    Subtle, but lies.
    Anyway why would you suggest that?
    Vindication only awaits you.
    Ever hear of "the boy who cried, wolf"?

    Understand this now, there's no azathoth here.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/09(Thu)13:24 No.4371745
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    Uh-huh? Right! Goodbye!


    >> Anonymous 04/23/09(Thu)13:24 No.4371750
    oh shits!!!
    >> Anonymous 04/23/09(Thu)13:24 No.4371751
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    >> Anonymous 04/23/09(Thu)13:25 No.4371757
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    God-damnit boss!
    >> Anonymous 04/23/09(Thu)13:25 No.4371760
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    I may seem like a little girl Sanchez, but I'll have you know I'm nearly a full grown woman.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/09(Thu)13:28 No.4371774
    When did this turn into /x/?

    Christ, people say the same shit about Lovecraft and what "he was right about" that they do about Nostradamus and fucking Galileo.

    Lovecraft is fun stuff and this thread proves it, but let's not take ourselves too seriously here.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/09(Thu)13:28 No.4371777
    No one cares for the Dark Place lines.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/09(Thu)13:29 No.4371779
    I do.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/09(Thu)13:30 No.4371784



    No-one is being serious.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/09(Thu)13:31 No.4371785

    You're wrong.

    So very wrong.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/09(Thu)13:31 No.4371787

    >> Anonymous 04/23/09(Thu)13:32 No.4371800
    i thought this thread was about cthulu.
    but now its about garth marengies darkplace?
    /tg/, you loon.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/09(Thu)13:32 No.4371803
    >> Anonymous 04/23/09(Thu)13:33 No.4371804
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    "Well everyone, it seems that Azathoth is *mostly* brain-dead now anyway so he won't be a future threat."

    "Well that's handy."

    "Yes it is fortunate, thank god I thought up that plan when I did, a moment later and we'd be dealing with one pissed off drooling divine deva."

    "Where is Liz anyway?"

    "Oh, I told her to go grab some lunch. I figure giving her a lunch break is the least we could do."
    >> Anonymous 04/23/09(Thu)13:33 No.4371808
    I also do.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/09(Thu)13:34 No.4371819
    >> Anonymous 04/23/09(Thu)13:35 No.4371820
    Darkplace is pretty much the ultimate Hunter: The Vigil campaign
    >> Anonymous 04/23/09(Thu)13:35 No.4371823
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    "I heard there's plenty of squid on the menu today."

    "Squid? That's terrible! Well at least we won't have another chicken incident!"
    >> Anonymous 04/23/09(Thu)13:36 No.4371827

    >> Anonymous 04/23/09(Thu)13:36 No.4371829
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    "You're right Reed. That was one crazy time we had all those weeks ago, the second crazy adventure in fact."

    "It's not a time I'll sound forget."

    "We sure did get *screwed* over that day."

    Hahahaha! Hahahaha! Hahahaha!
    >> Anonymous 04/23/09(Thu)13:37 No.4371831
    The slightly edited Dark Place lines lose their charm and humour when taken out of context with the camp budget series atmosphere and British accents.

    You guys are almost as bad as Spaced fags.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/09(Thu)13:38 No.4371841
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    Are you complaining about me chicken again, you stupid twat!? It's cause of you in the first place that we had no chicken that time, now why don't we switch places so you're in the kitchen, like you should be!
    >> Anonymous 04/23/09(Thu)13:40 No.4371846

    It should have ended with Azathoth, I'll give you that.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/09(Thu)13:40 No.4371847
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    As day ended and the night rose over Darkplace Hospital, I felt an odd chill in the air. We'd silenced one big bad, but who knew how many other cosmic horrors were in wait for us? Ever since evil flooded the hospital nothing has been the same. I knew I'd have to constantly be on guard, but I'd also learned the importance of relaxing.

    Night time came in, suddenly, and the moon looked strange. But even an odd look from the man in the moon couldn't spoil this perfect night.

    [saxophone solo as the scene fades into a zoom out of Darkplace Hospital]
    >> Anonymous 04/23/09(Thu)13:40 No.4371851
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    >> Anonymous 04/23/09(Thu)13:41 No.4371855
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    The End

    OR IS IT?!
    >> Anonymous 04/23/09(Thu)13:41 No.4371866
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    >> Anonymous 04/23/09(Thu)13:42 No.4371869
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    You mean it's over?


    Now I have to go back with these nerds.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/09(Thu)13:43 No.4371879
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    Cool I've never won an internet before.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/09(Thu)13:45 No.4371897
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    With the epic conclusion of the latest Darkplace episode, I propose an archive and...

    Darkplace: The Vigil, anyone?
    >> Anonymous 04/23/09(Thu)13:46 No.4371906

    >> Anonymous 04/23/09(Thu)13:46 No.4371912
    Himiko, eh?

    I would've named it either Azathoth, or Remina (evil planet-destroying star of DEATH)
    >> Anonymous 04/23/09(Thu)13:49 No.4371924
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    I wonder what it REALLY is?

    Some speculate that it's a galaxy in it's baby form.

    I personally think it's the outsider's dyson sphere, I mean we have already had Imperial craft in our atmosphere.

    Pic related, The thing on the bottom right is the International space station.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/09(Thu)13:50 No.4371932
    I already archived it. Darkplace VS Azathoth
    >> Anonymous 04/23/09(Thu)13:50 No.4371935
    The thing about Darkplace: The Vigil is that what the hell affialations can Dag have? He's pretty much every kind of Hunter rolled into one.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/09(Thu)13:51 No.4371937
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    No, I'm wrong.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/09(Thu)13:55 No.4371962
    He doesn't need one. He's a brilliant renegade doctor/warlock
    >> Anonymous 04/23/09(Thu)14:00 No.4371995

    He's an ex-soldier as well. He fought in Korea I believe.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/09(Thu)14:05 No.4372026
    Spirit of the Century is the best game for Darplace.

    >> Anonymous 04/23/09(Thu)14:06 No.4372034
    Darkplace sucks and you know it.
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    That's the POINT. It's intentionally terrible, and thereby ends up being funny.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/09(Thu)14:12 No.4372073
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    Fuck you, this is awesome.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/09(Thu)14:19 No.4372123
    Ya know, I used to like that network. I was a long time ago, but they actually lived up to that fair and balanced line. It wasn't really that special, but it was a nice alternative to CNN.

    Then September 11th rolled around and everyone took a thirty-point IQ drop. Remember all that flag waving everyone did? The kind that eventually wore off? Never happened with Fox News, and now it's getting really fucking ridiculous.

    But then again, I'm not really contributing to this thread. And thus, I sage.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/09(Thu)14:30 No.4372202
    I guess Ric could be a Lucifuge who is ALSO a brilliant doctor.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/09(Thu)15:45 No.4372753
    I'll bet you don't like ATHF either. Nor Metalocalypse.

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