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>>43645853As you and Goku start to talk about working on a training regimine of some sort together, you notice some small ship landing incredibly close by, and Lo and Behold who would emerge but your favorite blue haired woman in the galaxy."I can't believe none of you came to get me! Leaving me behind for something like this, jerks, the lot of you!" Bulma fumes as she stomps out of her copter, before noticing you nearby and squeeling in delight, rushing over and throwing herself into your arms and hugging you tightly"Arctus!" She happily exclaims, while you can see Vegeta looking at you with Gohan next to her.Welp, you've gotten yorself into quite the pickle here, good job old sport, the woman that you would say is likely your closest friend on this planet is currently hugging you like you're about to disappear, and you really have no idea if Vegeta is the jealous type, this sorta thing never really came up before after all.Still, Bulma is your friend, and it'd be kind of a dick move to just act cold to her after not seeing each other for months after your somewhat sudden departure from Earth.All eyes are on you.>"Good to see you again Bulma!">Hug her back>Pat her head>Try to escape>Write in
>>43645871>"Good to see you again Bulma!"
>>43645871>"Good to see you again Bulma!""Hows things been?"
>>43645871>"Good to see you again Bulma!">Hug her backI have faith in Femgeta's ability to recognize that Bulma isn't competition.
>>43645871>"Good to see you again Bulma!">Hug her back
>>43645871>"Bulma! Check out my robot! X do the dance of joy!"
Would it be a good idea to formally introduce Vegeta to Bulma? It could help clear up any misconceptions. Or magnify them. But it'd better to let them know each other with Arctus as an intermediary than have them guess, right?
>>43645950What if Vegeta finds herself attracted to Bulma!...Nah only in some crazy alternate dimension where Vegeta is a dude could that happen.
>>43645968Funny you should mention that
>>43645992Ntr is not cool Eail.
>>43646013>>43646026Who said anything 'bout NTR?Yall niggas like Star Wars?WRITING
>>43646056The new one? Fuck no.
>>43646056I want mah expanded universe back!
>>43646072I miss BroBro ;_;
>>43646056The new movie looks like it could be good. Still kinda flummoxed over the lightsaber/claymore design.
>>43646056Cautiously optimistic. Still hate the fact EU is gone. Well some of it at least. Like the X-Wing Series, Thrawn trilogy and Hand of Thrawn books.
>>43646084I do too. Bruce was fun.>>43646098>>43646126Eh, I'm not liking some of the stuff going around about it. I'm really cautious too after they tossed out the old EU and added some stupid shit to the comics.I'll probably end up waiting for the reviews and everything to come in and base if it's worth seeing off that.
"Good to see ya again Bulma, how ya been while your favorite space lizard was off having grand space adventures... in space." You ask with a slight grin. Laughing at you, Bulma gives a playful little poke at your ribs, which might have been uncomfortable if it weren't for the whole 'power level' thing you've got going for you."Oh you know, same old same old. Goku and the others had a fight against this weird Namekian guy that almost froze the planet, barely managed to get around that one. Then some crazy scientist decided to kidnap Master Roshi." Bulma notices your look of confusion and clarifies "He's the one that trained Goku, Krillin, and Yamcha."A quick nod puts things back on track and you motion for her to continue. "Well he thought that Master Roshi was still the strongest man in the world, guy was a bit out of touch all things considered, Goku has had that title for years now. Other than those two things, life has been pretty normal."She taps her cheek for a few moments, trying to think of anything else then snaps."Oh yeah, and I was working on the S.P.L.O.O.G.E. you gave me. That's some really good stuff." Oh dear space christ why did she have to say the acronym, you can feel Vegeta's power slowly rising behind Bulma.Looking over the blue haired woman, you can see Vegeta narrowing her eyes.>PANIC>DONT PANIC>Try to calmly explain things>PANIC>Write in
>>43646286>Try to calmly explain things"Yes, the (what ever the fuck SPLOOGE stands for, fully said). Any breakthroughs?
>>43646286>Try to calmly explain things
>>43646286>Write in"Bulma! I'm going to be a father soon! This is my lovely lady Princess Vegeta, princess of of all Saiyans." Did we miss on on Turles already?
>>43646337>Did we miss on on Turles already?Turles was at the start.
Context, in case anyone doesn't rememberSPLOOGE is the healing tank gel that the PTO uses.Arctus gave some to Bulma on his last visit, and they made up the acronym while drunk
>>43646286I'll second both of these: >>43646337>>43646326And yes, we smashed Turles' face in near the beginning of the quest. He timed his arrival with Nappa & Vegeta's landing, hoping that Arctus would be busy dealing with them long enough for Turles to cultivate the fruit.
>>43646419Aside from me and this guy, are we just gonna ignore that Brine himself was here after that star wars comment?
>>43646419What was the post?
>>43646445I don't read his quest so I had nothing to comment on.
>>43646445Yes but who is brine?
>>43646445Yes.We're gonna move on!
>>43646468Guys who runs Sith Apprentice Quest
>>43646468The QM of SAQ (Sith Apprentice Quest)
I was just hoping it was a reference to our Laser Saber
>>43646510It's a reference to a crossover. DBZ and Star Wars are about the same power level wise, right?
>>43646490>>43646508Ahh okay. Never really liked playing as a Sith or dark Jedi in games so never checked it out. Thanks.
>>43646542It's actually a pretty good quest, if your liver is strong. One anon started a drinking game whenever you catch a misspelling you take a shot.
>>43646553I actually had to visit the hospital once because of that drinking game, Not even kidding!
I am suddenly more afraid for Arctus' life right here and right now than any other time in the quest.
>>43646553Yuck. Alcohol.Gimme a blunt or a bong any day.
>>43646553Haha. Nah I can't drink as muc as I used to. Guess I could take a look.
>>43646286"Ah yes, the medical gel that I gave to you last time I was on Earth, how have you progressed in managing to synthesize a copy of it?" You calmly ask Bulma, looking to Vegeta as you spoke.The woman's power stops increasing, but you can tell by glancing at her that you aren't off the hook just yet. Man you love that crazy saiyan lady."Eh... like I said back then, biology was never my strongest skill, but we've managed to make some progress! It's just a little hard getting hold of sayain DNA to examine when the only full blooded one around here is terrified of needles and other medical instruments." Bulma rolls her eyes and thumbs back towards Goku.The man simply chuckles and rubs at the back of his head "Yeah, not really afraid of much... but keep those needles away from me." Suddenly sounding far more serious than you had ever heard him in that last part.Noted!"Speaking of saiyans!" Lightly changing the subject because god damn you're smooth like that, you put your arm on Bulma's back and lead her over to where Vegeta is sitting on a nearby rock, with a nervous looking Gohan next to her. "Great news, gonna be a dad soon! This is my lovely lady Princess Vegeta, princess of of all Saiyans."Holy shit all those years of kissing ass to Cooler and Cold are finally paying off."Oh... oh my..." Bulma says, putting a hand to her mouth "But... you... the species... how?""Because we're awesome like that, genetics are our plaything." Vegeta says with a smirk, mimicking the line you had told Gohan a few minutes earlier.Space Christ you love this woman.>WRITE IN OPTION
>>43646642Kek my good Queen. Tippity Top Kek.
>>43646642>TIME TO INTRODUCE X>WITH OUR LASER SWORD IN HAND!Ask Bulma if she can give X some upgrades and if the laser saber is reproducible. I wanna give one to every Z-Warrior! Especially Krillin!
>>43646642Give Geets a peck on the cheek, Then introduce X BY THE DANCE OF JOY!
>>43646642"So Bulma, how is the whole Fruit thing coming along? Made any progress with that one? Could be pretty useful in the future."DONT TALK ABOUT FRIEZA OUTRIGHT OH GOD
Since we're on Earth now, I say we visit Mt. Boom and try a certain crown on and see what happens... RAIOTEN!
>>43646642>>WRITE IN OPTION>pic related
Also seconding this: >>43646697Then as other anons have said, ask Bulma about the progress on the fruit, then introduce X to her in full-pose mode. Then ask her if she knows anything about a "clothes beam".
Should we relay to Bulma that apparently the multiverse is a thing? Tell her all about Maple, Kaguya and Kabuya! Should leave out Whis tho. >"In one universe Vegeta (a guy Vegeta) got eaten by a big green guy who had everyone's ki in him. Goku, Gohan and everyone was super strong too! >"In another I watched a little redhead take on King Piccolo with a younger Goku. They looked adorable together too.">"I also watched Kabuya transform into a Super Saiyan. So...I need to work on that with Vegeta I think.""You guys wouldn't happen to have some room...for time. Some sort of pendulum office area...Probably help with her time-machine if she knew it was an actual thing and not a theory.
>>43646809>Time MachineFunny you should mention that
>>43646809Much as I like the multiverse stuff, its time to focus on Arctus's.
>>43646833>This is twice where things I have mentioned are funny.Am I a funny guy today or what.
>>43646809No idea of she'd even know what to do with that information even she believed us. But I don't think we should dig further into the multiverse thing as of yet. There's plenty on Arctus' plate to deal with in his own native reality. For now, let's try to follow the advice that each of those heroes gave to us.
Writing, generally trying to do 15 minutes or so between each session and my writing time.LET US COMMENCE WITH THE DANCE OF JOY
Leaning over, you give Vegeta a quick peck on the cheek, the woman looking rather pleased as she still looks at Bulma who appears a little flustered by all of this. Time to change subjects once again to something that's a little less awkward!"So, got something you might be interested in Bulma... you too Gohan now that I think about it." Mentioning the nearby boy, he perks up a bit at you saying his name.Pressing the Comm button on your scouter, you ping X "X, come out of the ship would you? We must commence with the dance of joy!" You command of the robot "Sir yes sir!" Is the quick and easy little reply that you get, it's sorta like having a robot version of Jenkins around.Then again you never really figured out if Jenkins WAS a cyborg or not, man worked like a machine after all.Flying out of your craft with his rocket boots, X lands on your shoulder, giving a quick salute to you. "Commence the dance of joy!" The order is given as you unhook the laser sword at your side and activate it, the beam coming to it's full length.Using it as a fancy, although deadly as all hell glowstick, the two of you proceed to put on such a show that even the Ginyu force would break down in tears at it's beauty. Gohan claps for you at the end of it at least, everyone else seems to be stunned.Vegeta is sighing.>Thank you, I'll be here all week>So this is X, my fancy robo buddy>Bulma how's the fruit>HEY GOHAN WANT A LASER SWORD>WRITE IN
>>43647138>So this is X, my fancy robo buddy>Bulma how's the fruitshould have described the pregnancy with this
>>43647138>Thank you, I'll be here all weekThey just need some time to process it, is all. It's not everyday that they get to see the dance of joy performed with ROBOTS and LASER SWORDS. >So this is X, my fancy robo buddy>Bulma how's the fruit
>>43647138>>Thank you, I'll be here all week>>So this is X, my fancy robo buddy
>>43647138>Thank you, I'll be here all weekSeriously I need a place to stay for about a week.>So this is X, my fancy robo buddy"I named him after Vin Diesel's best movie. Ice Cube's too I guess.">HEY GOHAN WANT A LASER SWORDLASER SWORDS FOR ERRYBODY>Bulma how's the fruit
>>43647138>Thank you, I'll be here all week>So this is X, my fancy robo buddy
>>43647172Uncle Chuckles no
>>43647172It would have to have been a mistake first, It wasn't.
>>43647138>>Thank you, I'll be here all week>>So this is X, my fancy robo buddy>>Bulma how's the fruit>>HEY GOHAN WANT A LASER SWORDFuck it. Well do it live with all the answers!
>>43647283If only there was some way we could multiply our form so we could do more than one thing at a time.Some multiple form....I got it TIPLE FORM!
>>43647267But not YOUR LEG!
>>43647305LIKE 36 DICKSEVERYONE GETS A LIZARD DICKAlso I'm writing now. Chuckles is going on his honeymoon, I now have an obligation to run more often
>>43647327>I now have an obligation to run more oftenRun more Bruce.
>>43647345Aint gonna happen tonight, or tomorrow, but how does Tuesday sound?
>>43647327Whoah, whoah, whoah.Hold up.Chuckles' idea of a honey moon isn't just three days in a down town motel? Drinking all the booze, then shooting up as much illegal substance into your body as possible.Because if not, then that is not my Chuckles!
>>43647327>>43647345Just one? I know you lost interest or thought the character got too strong too fast, but we like it.
>>43647327Gotta write that smut for Chuckles for once.So he and his ladyfriend can do something fun for once!Of my incredibly narrow point of view and information regarding her, she sounds like she would be right at home here with all us faggots.
>>43647354YES YES YES! GOD YES!
>>43647361She would be.She calls chuckles terrible things all the time. He has to keep that woman, they're the perfect match.HE ALSO CRIED LIKE A FUCKING BITCH WHEN THEY GOT MARRIED TODAYEVERYONE POINT AND LAUGHOh god I'm so alone...
>>43647354Actually pretty awesome, really. I really like Bruce and his adventures. I'm not much of a fan of the "Main Character is star of the show, unlimited strong." thing, but Bruce honestly got there by the fall of the dice which was pretty cool. I want to see him through.Also, we need to fight Broly. I want to see her push Bruce's shit in when they spar.
>>43647361mrs chuckles shitposts in his quests all the timeshe's probably doing it RIGHT NOW
>>43647380Don't worry Eail, you have us and we love you. You delight us with random alcohol based adventures.
>>43647380If it makes you feel any better, I got robbed by the guy my girl was cheating on me with.And by robbed I mean he cracked me in the face with a 2x4 and took my wallet before they skipped town.So that's fun. They took my rewards card for my favorite chicken place nearby -and- my lucky quarter.
>>43647380You're not alone Eail, you have us, anonymous faggots on the internet who appreciate your dedication to keeping us entertained.
>>43647424Goddamn man, that sucks. Could you do anything about it, or did you just get totally screwed? I hope you at least were able to get him for Assault.
>>43647424I broke the fucker's nose in the fight that happened after I discovered that little issue.People tended not to fuck with me after that in high school, never got another girlfriend either though.
>>43647424 -and- my lucky quarter.THEY SHOULD BE DRAWN AND QUARTERED FOR THEIR CRIMES.
>>43647494>DRAWN AND QUARTEREDWhy the hell is this making me laugh?
"Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all week." You say, de-activating the laser sword and giving a few bows, X repeating the motions alongside you, manging to stay on your shoulder thanks to his TECHNOLOGY. "No but seriously, we're gonna be here a while, I need a place to crash because the ship got old really fast, plus the fact that the bedroom smells like se-" You're suddenly cut off as Vegeta punches you in the back of the head, sending you down face first into the Earth.Seems like she can still get you with that one when your guard is down."There are children present, my dear." She says, raising an eyebrow. Gohan looks rather embarassed at being the reason you just got fucking cold cocked in the back of your skull, but you give the kid a thumbs up."Right you are dear, I'll watch my mouth in the future." You reply from your location still on the ground.You can see Yamcha leaning over to Krillin as this is happening "Dude... he's totally whipped.""I thought Goku had it bad..." The bald monk responds, looking much more afraid of Vegeta as she calmly takes a seat on your back and crosses her legs, it appears you're going to be here for a while.Might as well keep talking then! "So the little guy" Pointing to X, who is now floating above you in the air "That's X, my robo buddy, made him with a box of scrap and some luck, useful little fella. Say hello to Bulma, X." The robot looks over the blue haired woman before giving her a salute "Hello Ma'am! Always a pleasure to meet a comrade of my creator!"Bulma seems rather charmed by the little fella, grasing onto him and hugging him into her chest "Oh you are just the cutest little thing!" It appears that he's not entirely sure how to deal with this new phenomenon... you didn't exactl program him to deal with breasts after all. "Err... so how did the Tree of Might fruit thing come along Bulma?""Want the good news, or the bad news first?">Good news>Bad news>Both>Write in
>>43647545>Write inGood news first and then phrase the bad news into a positive tone.
>>43647545>>Bad newsFlask time Also femgeta a best, well Broly is a best as well....
>>43647545>>Write inGood news first, then work the bad news into an upbeat song about Bingo sung by Vegeta.
>>43647570>I want you to tell me the bad news in a good way, so it doesn't seem so bad.>HA-HA-HA! SO I WAS WALKING INTO MY LAB THE OTHER DAY...
>>43647545>Bothim gonna shitpost these pictures until my flight lands
>>43647613Chuckles please, for the love of all smut everywhere, please stop
>>43647613I would rather see xenomorph porn than witness this shit.Chuckles, pls, have mercy.
>>43647613Does this mean Sexy Saiyan Smut later?
>>43647653That's a big girl.
>>43647545So Eail, I have no idea what you're using for canon in this, but according to Xenoverse you get power boosts if you eat Frieza's Race.Like the dude in the picture took a bite of Frieza's Tail from Second Form and got all beefy and shit. Just wanted to point that out, just incase someone ever takes a bite out of Arctus or something/
>>43647695For y- You know what? No I won't stoop to that level.
>>43647695I's gogo anon http://vanheist.deviantart.com/gallery/
>>43647696I think that's also because Frieza is super-duper evil too.
>>43647696>Vegeta literally eats one of our dicks>grows a dick>"Hey, you had a spare!"Congratz, I saw through your game from the start!
>>43647696So.. What you're saying is, we can cannibalize our selves?Or eat Frieza and his family?
>>43647696It probably also helped that they had a demonic super-scientist/magician backing them.
>>43647696 Oh god, if Yajirobe tries to snack on Frieza we're all doomed. In any quest time line. Whether it be SAQ, SMQ, or Tuffle Quest.
>>43647696>according to XenoverseEr, Dragonball Online.
>>43647732Cell has that covered, and you never trust your Cell.
Well I know what I'm snacking on. Cinabon mother fuckers.
>>43647784looks like you jizzed on some potatoes
>>43647804Mmmmh. Tater Faps.
>>43647804That's not how you make them?
So the Arcosian's natural body armor is interesting.To bad we can't make something that's inbetween that and the cosmic suit. Artcus with some tech on him would be cool. Make a bigger version of X's form and adapt that to our body. Hell he could even control it as a bigger body while we're not using it.Although...I'd be worried if Arctus accidentally made his own Ultron...
>>43647855In Xenoverse there is Armour made from Arcosian plating(?) It's really fucking good.
>>43647855Our Ultron would be a fucking bro.
>>43647545"Gimme the good news, then phrase the bad news into a positive tone, that way it doesn't sound so terrible." You request of Bulma, getting comfortable on the ground since Vegeta is still sitting on your back, evidently enjoying her seat quite a bit... yeah you'll give her something toYour thoughts are suddenly cut off as she smacks you upside the back of the head. "Gah, what the hell woman!?" The question flows from your mouth before you have the ability to stop yourself. Vegeta merely glances down at you, her eyebrow raised "I know what you were thinking." Either she has the ability to read your mind or you've spent way too much time together alone in a spaceship naked.Probably the first option."Well, the good news is I managed to spice up those fruits you gave me, supercharged them a bit, if you think something like that is appropriate. As for the bad news... well those fruits are so nifty, you probably won't even need any more of them?"So you've still just got the two fruits, but they're stronger than before, that's good. With your current power, you might be set against Frieza... but these things could push you to a whole new level, beyond what even he might be able to deal with. On the other hand though, thinking back to what Maple said, it's important to have friends as well, peple you can count on.Goku, Gohan, Vegeta, Krillin, Yamcha, Tien, Piccolo, even Nappa if you saved it for later, all of them would grow tremendously in power if they ate it.This is gonna be a tough one to figure out when the time comes, you should think on it for a while."As much as I enjoy my current chair, the sun is starting to set, it would be prudent for all of us to retire for the night, yes? Where shall we be staying." Vegeta's question seems to be as much directed towards you, as the others.>To Capsule Corp>The Lookout>Goku's House>Kame House>Write in
>>43647991>>Goku's HouseWe can fight after dinner then eat again!>>Kame HouseWhen that invariably gets shot down.
>>43647991So, we eat a half a fruit, Vegeta eats a half, and everyone else splits one.Yeah.Or Vegeta and Arctus get a quarter each and split the rest between everyone?Or maybe Arctus eats them both and fucks Vegeta into zenkai?Wait, no, that leaves out the rest, well except Goku Gohan and Nappa. Hm.Would Piccolo get a boost from just drinking the juice?Should we pulp it and make a big batch of power-up kool-aid out of it?Options. Hm.
>>43647991>Capsule Corp"Vegeta would like to know the place spot on Earth to train. You wouldn't happen to have a Gravity Gym would you Bulma?"
>>43647991>To Capsule Corp
>>43647991>The LookoutKami helped out Arctus when he first came to Earth and helped him clear his thoughts. Perhaps Vegeta might benefit from such a thing as well? He may also know where to send Arctus in case he wants to learn more exotic techniques, or maybe even magic training.
>>43647991>>To Capsule CorpWe need to make fun of getes for using big words, her saiyan brain cant normally handle them. Then we run like hell to avoid getting beat up.
>>43648038>Or maybe Arctus eats them both and fucks Vegeta into zenkai?Rance approves of this plan
>>43648111So do I!
>>43647359Of course not. Obviously it's four days in the downtown motel.
>>43648111Nice trips meOn a completely unrelated note is it weird that Sengoku Rance is legit one of my all time favorite games?I love it
>>43648161>is it weird that Sengoku Rance is legit one of my all time favorite games?Not reallt. Games great.Come for the porn, stay for the gameplay.Seriously, you start skipping the porn to get to your next turn.
I say we keep one fruit and then hold a contest among our friends to see who gets the second one! THE FRUIT OF MIGHT TOURNAMENT!With Arctus as the announcer.
>>43648195Gotta agree with tournament
>>43648195I say we have a tournament regardless.Because fighting.And so that we can have a tournament without Mr. Satan so someone else has a chance of winning. He's just too strong.
>>43648195I'd like to point out Vegeta currently has a power level of over 1.5 millionMinimumJust gonna toss that one out there
>>43648273Let's go kill Frieza?
>>43648273Would she accept the fruit? Something about her pride tells me she wouldn't. Goku would, simply because its food.
>>43648318My earlier plan of fucking her into zenkai still stands.Forcing her to go SSJ just to not get her pelvis broken sounds fun.
>>43648306Gave that option!>>43648318Find out ICWRITING
>>43648318Goku doesn't liek fruit.
>>43648306Killing Frieza would set off the rest of the Cold Family, even if we let him transform to his full power. It is thought that we may need to make Frieza look enough of a fool that King Cold/Cooler don't mind someone taking him out.
Here's an ideaLet Geta gank frieza in his first form, fucking annihilate himThen we bring her in for an execution in front of king cold, with the very clear explanation to her before hand, that the dragon balls will revive her near instantlyIt's a thought
>>43648363Goku doesn't like carrots. He likes fruit. He ate the Ensenji down in HFIL. Especially Tsufuru
>>43648409You bet he does, ain't that right Maple?
>>43648405Do itSee how that turns out for you
>>43648344>>43648318Speaking of Vegeta, did we ever get around to teaching her and Nappa how to sense energy without a scouter?
>>43648517Yes, you did
You think on various options to give Vegeta an answer, even though the most obvious one is already staring at you. "Hey Bulma, mind if we crash at your place? We've got more SCIENCE to do after all... and watch wrestling while eating ice cream." Taking on the end just to sweeten the deal a bit, quite litereally since that frozen treat was rather tasty.Goku whines from his place nearby "Aww, I wanted to train with you tonight, Chi Chi wouldn't have minded it... probably." The man glances up into the sky and puts a finger to his chin, before suddenly flinching "On second thought, probably a good idea.""We can train tomorrow Goku, I promise, we'll put each other through the workout of a lifetime." Giving the man a thumbs up and a grin. "That goes for you too Gohan! I wanna see how strong you've gotten while I've been gone." The boy laughs and nods, giving you a small bow "Sure thing Mr. Arctus, I'll show you how much Dad and Mr. Piccolo have taught me!""Hey now, don't count us out either!" Yamcha pipes in, rubbing his thumb across his nose. "Yeah, we've been working really hard too, humanity isn't gonna be left in the dust when it comes to strength!" Krillin adds on. Tien merely nods and grins.Piccolo, evidently having had enough of this, merely grunts and flies away, nice guy that Namekian.Slowly after saying their goodbyes, the others fly off as well, leaving only you, Vegeta, and Bulma still in the wasteland."Woman, go ahead to your home... I wish to speak to Arctus alone." Vegeta says from atop your back, standing and crossing her arms as she looks at Bulma, who looks at you, unsure of what to do.>Go on ahead, I still remember the way>This can wait until we're at Capsule Corp, right Gets?>Write in
>>43648564>Go on ahead, I still remember the way
>>43648564>>Go on ahead, I still remember the way
>>43648564>>Go on ahead, I still remember the wayDon't worry, I get stronger when I heal from injuries!Wait, that isn't right.
>>43648564>Write in"Are we going to have a fight dear? Should I transform? X! Make sure no other life-forms are in the area, me and missus are gonna have us a spat!"
>>43648609>MissusMatt get out
>>43648564>>Go on ahead, I still remember the wayI but sigh yes dear.
>>43648629Who the hell is Matt?
>>43648631Chuckles you damn butt tickler stop it! I need some sleep!
>>43648631I told you to cut that shit out, Chuckles!Alright, I'm coming down there to fuck you up!
>>43648640Two Best FriendsGuy always talks about "Well me and the Missus"
>>43648682Oh.I just used it because in my head Arctus sorta went into a southern drawl whenever him and Vegeta fight/train/spar. Because spousal abuse and what not.
>>43648696Best thing about Saiyan spouses is that fighting ALWAYS results in sex.
Had to think on this one for a bit"Go on ahead Bulma, I still know the way to Capsule Corp." You tell the human woman, who hesitates for a moment before giving you a nod and heading back over to her vehicle. Watching her lift off into the sky and fly away from the two of you, you turn back to Vegeta just in time to have her punch you in the face, enough force that it actually hurt."I care not for what happened before we met on Earth, you were not mine, I was not yours, but you will tell me now what that woman is to you." She simply says, looking up at you... surprisingly, you can't read Vegeta's face, something that you've been able to do for a while now even when the woman was trying to hide her emotions from you.Only blinking taking your eyes away from each other, she continues "You choose to stay in her home again, she embraces you so readily and you do not refute it. Were the two of you lovers during your time here? Or is it a human custom to be so affectionate towards those you do not know very well?" She asks, still sounding rather passive... it's hard to tell if Vegeta is upset right now, or perhaps testing you, the woman's plan not entirely clear.Her eyes suddenly looking much more sultry, Vegeta presses herself against your chest, looking up at you. "Tell me, father of my child... what is she to you?">One of my first friends>Someone I care for deeply>This doesn't matter does it?>You're my partner Vegeta>Write in
>>43648931>One of my first friends>You're my partner Vegeta
>>43648931>One of my first friends>You're my partner Vegeta>Write in"Never took you for the jealous type (snark), but I'm yours Vegeta. Thats never going to change."
>>43648931>>One of my first friends>>You're my partner Vegeta
>>43648931>Someone I care for deeply>You're my partner Vegeta>Ideally, I hope that you enjoy her as much as I do.
>>43648931>Write in>Tell me Vegeta, have you ever heard of the term "sister-wives"?
>>43648931>"Y...y-you're jealous of my friend? That is adorable Vegeta! Tell me, mother of my child is there anyone up in space we should worry about running into? That way I'm not shocked if it every comes up." Geta got with one of the Ginyus...or did she get with Salza? Eww...
>>43648960>>43648931Going with this.Going to say no to harem antics in this quest. All for it in Saiyan Warrior though.
>>43648931>>One of my first friendsShe is one of the few people who can keep up with me when I describe technical devices. But the one who I do care for and have given myself too is standing before me.
>>43648982Fuck the hell off.
>>43648931I'm a bit hurt, does she really think Arctus is that kinda guy?PSHAW! Come now, Arctus wouldn't be with her in the first place if he had a thing with Bulma!
>>43649016Second. Enough with the harem bullshit.
>>43649022To be fair the only basis Geta has for someone like Arctus is...well Frieza.And Arctus is pretty much the polar opposite of him.
>>43648931>One of my first friends, and a really good one at that, and someone who can keep up with me when it comes to science. But *get really sappy* you're the only one I have eyes for.
Would popping a stiffy be inappropriate right now or not?I am confuse.
>>43648931>One of my first friendsShe's one of the few people I've met who's probably smarter than I am, excluding computer skills and pure robotics maybe. But with that said...>You're my partner VegetaI don't really know how to put this into words, but Arctus and Vegeta have a lot in common on a very fundamental and personal level. Both of their lives have been shaped by great loss, and both of them were forced to work for the very people who were responsible for taking away everything that was dear to them. In a way, they're probably the only two people in the galaxy who can really understand and empathize how living a life of that feels. But in meeting each other, they've found a way to draw upon the other for strength & support, and each of them also challenges the other to achieve great heights. It could be said that they really complement each other, and rely on the other to make them into the best that they can be.It's true that Bulma & Arctus have a lot in common, but it's mostly just hobbies and shared interests. If one goes beyond that, they're too different to have a bond like that.
>>43649102>confused>can i pull my dick outTypical anon.
>>43649102I know nothing about women and am literally flying by the seat of my pants so far as how a woman thinks and reacts.Have all the erections you want
>>43649148You are doing quite a good job so far tb.h.
>>43649148Just make them people Eail, it's that easy
So uh..its good we have a laser sword, but does Arctus actually know how to use a sword? He needs some lessons.Also I found this looking for pictures of Yajiswole oddly enough.
>>43649116I'm also stealing this by the way, and you can't stop me.>>43649205I don't even remember making this tweet, let alone what the idea was.
>>43649236I'm sure you had many more alcohol induced ideas that were either the best or the worst idea ever since then.
>>43649236thats the spirit
>>43649236Just don't regurgitate it word for word.
>>43649236Clearly you didn't drink enough.
Anyone check out SOM's new Saiyan Quest? Its kinda meh.
>>43649148Doing well so far, I think. It's oddly endearing to see that Vegeta has insecurities about herself and perhaps even being jealous of Bulma, and struggling to try to express it in a way that isn't sexytimes or violence. It's also oddly endearing when one considers that it's possible that Vegeta may not really know what a "friend" is due to her status as an elite & royalty, or that it's been so long since her time with the Broosel that she may have forgotten what "friends" or even peers are.
>>43649290He went incognito again to do that Saiyan Quest he always wanted, post Tuffle genocide/pre Freeza extinction.
Been staring at a screen blankly instead of writingLETS FIX THAT
>>43649308That's really him then huh? You are talking about Vegirots Sayain Warrior Quest yeah?
>>43649308Does the QM have a twitter? The fact Spirit Quest 2 died makes it likely it is him.
>>43649308Oh, right, right.Easy test is to see if the snake way lady guy shows up.SOM loves that guy.
>>43649280It's already generating copious amounts of salt too, it's delicious.I can't wait to see the results of our aftermath.
>>43649337>>43649347>>43649364Yeah. At least I really really think so.>DRALO twitter drops off Oct 23rd>Saiyan Quest starts Oct 25>Same boring writing>Both live on the East Coast>Both use the same terrible archive tags>He's changed twitters and names before.>'Making aloooooooooooooooot of assumption's anon;Honestly the only difference is that he is using rolls this time.
>>43649280Which one is it?
>>43649308>>43649337I thought it was SOM at first but the writing style seems too different.
>>43649377Hard to believe SOM spawned SAQ and Tuffle isn't it?They both came to be because he wanted to stop for a week during Piccolo Sr.
>>43649380Just called Saiyan QuestI'd give you an archive link but the idiot doesn't know how to use tags properly so just search 'Saiyan' on suptg>>43649387Dunno seems pretty similar. Might seem different since he has to adapt to rolls.
>>43649401Mostly stemmed from the childish way he did announced the hiatus.Rocks fall, you die, I am really Sominus, wait everybody knew that already huh?
>>43649433>I am really Sominus,Lies, we all know Eail is really Sominus.
>>43649447Maybe Som only exists when we think about him?Like Slenderman!
>>43649447>X is Sominus!Those were the days.But seriously SAQ's characters have too much...well characterization to be SOM's work.
>>43649447Kek, nice try, but we all know Chuckles is SOM.Or maybe it's Kato in disguise?No, the true identity of SOMNIUS is someone very dear to us DB and DBZ questers.Someone who is always there to settle waifu disputes in a level-headed and even handed approach that proves irrefutably who is "a best".Truly, SOM is Snakewaylady guy.I've hacked the databaseI've compared the statisticsIt's so simple now!
>>43649492Somnius is Chuckles, is Kato, is CellAnon, is actually Toriyama!
>>43649505>is actually Toriyama!I knew it all along!
>>43649516It would explain the inconsistent characterization.
This got way fucking deeper than it was supposed to"She's one of the first friends I've ever had, one of the first people I've ever connected and actually enjoyed myself with. The crew... they're fun, but I'm still their boss and they know that. But Bulma, she wasn't ever scared of me, invited me right into her home when everyone else thought I might be a threat. We had fun together, just joking around and even bouncing ideas off each other. She's important to me." You reply to Vegeta, after thinking about it for a moment.She's silent, her eyes sliding to the side to glance at the ground, seemingly lost in thought. "Friends... I haven't had one of those in twenty five years." She mutters, sounding rather sad at that claim.Tipping her chin back up so the woman is forced to look at you, you start speaking from the heart, it's awkward, it really doesn't sound all that great, but it still needs to be said."You're my partner Vegeta, never forget that. Bulma is my friend, we have similar hobbies and interests, and we can even joke around easily with stuff most people can't begin to understand, but you... My princess. We share something far, far deeper than that. Both of our lives have been shaped by incredible loss, we were forced to work for the man that was responsible for taking the ones we loved away, everything we held dear, gone in an instant." >CONT
while eail takes his sweet time, lets crack open this old chestnut and rank the dbz quests
>>43649595Resting your forehead against Vegeta's, you continue speaking."You are one of two true remaining Saiyans... Goku and Gohan, they're more human than saiyan, and that likely won't ever change, and I'm the last true Arcosian. Cold, Cooler, Frieza... they're all monsters, Beasts, that need to be put down for the good of the universe. The two of us, we may be the only people in this universe that truly understand each other, the loss, the pain we've felt, it'll always be there."Snaking your hand into her's, clenching it tightly, you aren't done yet."But we have each other, someone to help us shoulder this burden, someone we can share our strength with, support each other no matter what, push ourselves together to greater heights than anyone ever thought could be reachable. All of it, together.">I love you>I'd burn it all for you>I want to make a home for our child>I want us to take our revenge, together>Write in
>>43649604>1. DBZ Turtle Quest>2 and lower. Everything else.
Now excuse me while I kill myself from shame after writing that
>>43649609>"I want Justice for our family so we all can move on with our lives. You and I have bigger things than the PTO to deal with. I love you my little monkey princess and nothing will ever change that.">I'm also going to make sure an android monster from the future doesn't drink you up.
>>43649609>I want to make a home for our child
>>43649609>>I love you
>>43649609I'll back >>43649633>>43649636Chuckles don't make me get THAT.
>>43649609>I love you>I want to make a home for our child(Which, you know, means killing Freeza. Killing him hard.)
>>43649636Anyone got seven silver?It's gonna take a fookin' legend to stop this level of shittery.
>>43649636My left ear bud legit fucking broke when I jerked back from seeing that.Now I have the one bud leftAnd no spare pairThank you chuckles
>>43649609"I would give up drinking for you. That's how much I love you."
>>43649655>THAT.D-do I want to know?
>>43649665Whoah, lets not get crazy.I wanna see if the Fruit of Might can ferment and be made into liquor.
>>43649609I will also second this: >>43649633There's a great responsibility that's been put upon Arctus' shoulders by the Powers that Be. But he won't be able to tackle it alone, and nor should he. Especially not when he has someone like Vegeta by his side.
>>43649655whatever could THAT be?>>43649663My shitposting is now affecting the physical world, my power grows stronger
>>43649609>I love you, and I want to make this universe safe for our family.
>>43649678Ensenjin fruit wine, keeps even spirits drunk for months.Fruit of might wine, drunker than anything else.S-senzu wine that keeps you drunk for a week.
>>43649700>Saiba Wine>Taste like radishes for some reason
Did Chuckles shit posting accidentally the thread?Did you guys like that thing I wrote? I need to know because I went in DEEP with that shit
>>43649737>2015>putting your emotions in the fridge
>>43649737I liked it.
>>43649737I thought it was good. It showed that Vegeta and Arctus have character depth beyond "destined space lizard" and "more prudent version of Vegeta who is also female". They have layers to them now, like onions, or Oreos. And like onions and Oreos, they can grow.
>>43649609>>I love you>I want us to take our revenge, together>I want to make a home for our child
>>43649609>I poop in your butt and you poop in my butt with same poop
>>43649737If any anons had anything against it, you'd here it by now.Just ask Kato how much bullshit she has to deal with when it comes to names and articles of clothing!
>>43649737It was good mang>>43649842Laser SwordsHyphensOutfitsAnti demon techs
>>43649842What goes around comes around, much like pooping between butts.
>>43649831With that WONDERFUL imagery in my mind, let's keep going!Writing
>>43649864Chuckles stop, I'm running out of suitable reactions
>>43649864Stop it Chuckles. Yesterday, well two days ago was the 10th anniversary of Eddie Guerrero's death. In honor of that, when we watch wrestling with Bulma there needs to be some Latinoheat action, with some lying, cheating, and maybe some stealing.
>>43649880>It's been ten years since Eddie died.What the fuck
>>43649862Son Magohany is our son's formal name
>>43649890It's also been nearly eight since Benoit's murder-suicide!...God that was a depressing day.
>>43649890I know. I feel so fucking old. I was 17 when it happened, was in school, had no job, no friends really, no girlfriend, and really was depressed as fuck looking back on it. Now I'm 27, still in school, have a shitty job, have friends, currently dating a cute, shy girl, and have really made great strides in dealing with my depression. Damn, things have changed. Moral of the story, things get better Eail. Hang in there man.Oh also, VIVA LA RAZA!!!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-72voOYqFo
"I want Justice for our family so we all can move on with our lives. You and I have bigger things than the PTO to deal with. I love you my little monkey princess and nothing will ever change that." Pressing a kiss against Vegeta's forehead once you've finished speaking.The woman clings tightly to you in a hug, a soft little genuine smile forming on her lips "You're the only one that can call me your monkey, my lizard."The two of you embrace each other under the setting sun of the earth, a perfect little backdrop being formed for this scene, and damn are you happy no one else is around to see it, else ya might have to kill them."Oh I'm also going to make sure an android monster from the future doesn't drink you up.""Wait what?""Nothing! Love you dear."With that out of the way, the two of you make your way to Caspule Corp, Bulma not asking about what the two of you had been up to out in the wasteland after she had left, and that was probably for the best so far as you were concerned, moments like those are generally better off when they were left alone.Now though... it was time for>Shower time with the missus>EARTH FOOD MOTHERFUCKERS>Bed>Wrasslin>Write in
>>43649976>>Shower time with the missusThen>>EARTH FOOD MOTHERFUCKERSAfterwards>>BedWith the Missus
>>43649976>Wrasslin'VIVA LA RAZA, ese
>>43649976Can we tour through Capsule Corp? See if anything new has been made?Then.. >Shower time with the missus>EARTH FOOD MOTHERFUCKERS>Wrassle>Bed
>>43649976>>EARTH FOOD MOTHERFUCKERS>Shower wrasslin time with the missus>Bed In that order.
>>43649976>>EARTH FOOD MOTHERFUCKERS
>>43649994I wanna put my wiener in her
>>43649976>Shower time with the missus>EARTH FOOD MOTHERFUCKERSQuick question, "Han Solo and the Princess" or "Across the Stars"?
>>43649976Hey, would Arctus' kid look like this?
>>43649976>EARTH FOOD MOTHERFUCKERS
>>43650067Dammit, did you flip X's switch again?
>>43650118Bulma sure did with that hug, amirite!?EHHHH!!
CallanWritanStreet sign captcha can eat my ass
>>43650146They are obviously the work of Gero.
>>43650146Fucking street sign captcha has to get everything, huh
>>43650156>This must be the work of an enemy TOWA
>>43650146>tfw i have never had any problems ever with street sign capcha
>>43650156>>43650146>tfw everyone has problems with street sign captchas but you solve them in literally two seconds
>>43650156>Hey I helped with that to Missy!>Me too!>Seriously Kato, it takes more than one genius to create something so diabolical.
>>43650188>Or one idiot?
We should use the dragon balls to wish for a never-ending FLASKAlso, we should learn how to drunk fight while we're here.
>>43650302Still gotta learn how to do some certain techniques, like the Solar Flare, too. Ice magic might also be helpful, if Arctus can spare the time.
>>43650302Master Roshi knows Mad Cow Style and Goku knows Mad Monkey Style.I say we develop Drunk Lizard style.>"The trick is not defeating him with a cup.The trick is not to spill."
>>43650314>Ice MagicThat'll be super useful for chilling our drinks.
>>43650317https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h1e-1c9jy3sMan, I wish we could learn how to drunk fight in Tuffle Quest
>>43650333>Implying Maple can hold her liquor
>>43650340That's why she needs to train in private to catch her opponents off guard!
"Food, wrestling, friends, ENTERTAINMENT!" You cheered, sitting down at the island style bar in the Briefs kitchen, mounds of delicious earth food in front of you and Vegeta, seems Bulma remembered your love for the local cuisine, and Vegeta's appetite. Bulma herself is just having a simple sandwich and a beer.You on the other hand, top tier whiskey and mounds of meat and vegetables, same food with Vegeta, but she's trying a local drink, evidently made from rice called sake.All three of you are getting kinda fucked up, and letting out loud cheers as the hispanic fellow on the television cheats his way to victory over an even more corrupt foe. He and an odd fellow with funky looing teeth are celebrating in the ring together, seems like even out in the space Boonies you can learn to abuse the system."Latino heat indeed." A teasing little voice says from behind you, as you feel arms crossed and someone leaning on your back, breasts being pressed against you.Looking up and slightly behind, you're met with the blue woman yet again as she takes a chip and eats it."Oh hey, you again... wanna watch some wrestling?" Pointing at the TV.Wait shit, her being here is bad isn't it...>END>Follow me on twitter @Eail4>Ask shit at ask.fm/qmeail>Previous threads http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=DBZ%20Space%20Alcoholic%20QuestUNLIKE LAST TIMEI WILL BE AROUND FOR QUESTIONS
>Arctus and Gohan fight Super Perfect Cell>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zuQfIGcpBQBefore you ask, yes, I've been drinking.
>>43650360TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA....Now that's out of my system. How's life Eail? I hope things are better.
>>43650360Hey guys, what if?
>>43650360Arctus was the only one who didn't react with hostility or even caution towards Towa.Towa is the least cuntish to Arctus out of everyone.Kek.
>>43650360>as she takes a chip and eats it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KC6T3_O2iWc
>>43650371I adore this>>43650372Going much better surprisingly. Sleeping has been an issue, I literally don't have the ability to sleep anymore if I don't drug myself into it with some form of medication.It's not that I have an addiction, I just can't sleep without medicine to help me actually sleep. Otherwise I lay in bed for hours.>>43650374POSSIBLE PANIC>>43650392Possibly appropriate!>>43650393Funny how that works aint it
Do you think Whis watches Towa while she watches us?
>>43650360>>Follow me on twitter @Eail4>>Sugest subtly to Geets that towa is an old lover of ours that we rejected and now is stalking us. Watch vegeta go SSJ11 and obliterate her.
>>43650400Warning: Lazer Swordzhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t0qH2IaSjEU
>>43650400I'd pay good money to see the weird conversations you chuckles and kato are having
>>43650360>He and an odd fellow with funky looing teeth are celebrating in the ring togetherFuck. I feel conflicted man. I miss Eddie, and part of me misses Beniot too, I miss his in ring work, and part of me is disgusted I miss Beniot. At least we have the Swiss Superman now, who will job to Roman Monday.
>>43650433It's more tame than you might think.>>43650440Yeah it's weird aint it? Benoit was a genius in the ring if nothing elseSo how about that Brine Cameo
>>43650491What did Brine even say?
>>43650491Whats a Brine?
>>43650491Senpai noticed you, good shit. I wish he didn't delete though...
>>43650501Just stopped by to say hey>>43650509The guy that runs Sith Academy Quest, AKA, SAQ>>43650522Is a good feeling
>>43650534>tfw you're torn between wanting a nice MGS quest and a Jedi Academy Quest for shitsngigglesDamn you.
>>43650638Crystal Quest 2 when?
>>43650491yfw Cesaro jobs to Roman Monday?pic related is mfw