Let's design a fallout vault /tg/Posts ending in 5 are facts about the vault
Five out of the hundred vault residents have guns and acces to ammo
>>4364053220% of women will pop out babies affected by a modified FEV
>>43640532The vault experiment was LARP.
The vault consists only of active duty or reservist military personnel to see how they do under sustained confinement compared to civilians.
>>43640532the vault has a thriving radroach fighting league
>>43640532The air ducts, when opened, will distribute cyanide gas throughout the vault. This allows everyone to die quickly instead of eventually being killed by radiation, starvation, and various mutant infestations.
>>4364053250% of the vault is clowns.The other 50% is mimes.
>>43640532The vault inhabitants are all that guys
>>43640715OH BOY HERE WE GO
>>43640532There are large stockpiles of power armor.
>>43640715All the mimes are male and the clowns are female.
>>43640532>/tg/ Creates a vault then /k/ raids the vault.
There is only one bathroom.
>>43640532The Vaults Uniform Extruders always produce a uniform that is either one size larger or smaller than the one ordered.
>>43640532There's a giant red "Open the Vault" button at the door. It really does open the vault, and no defenses are stopping anyone from pushing the button.200 years later, the button remains unpushed.
All the clowns in this vault are sound proofed and all the mimes wear squeaky shoes.
>>43640715There is a mime Hitler and a clown Stalin
There is a secret society within the vault that has kept the secret of life on the surface from the rest of the population. The vault is all that they know. There is no wasteland for all they know.
>>43640532The only Entertainment cassettes are reruns of the Addams Family.
The vault number is 52
One third of the residents are communist infiltrators
>>43640532Every 7 weeks, a Deathclaw is released into the Vault.
Every Prime numbered room plays the birdie song on loop constantly.
All weapons are gag weapons.
There is only one room in this vault.
All the mimes were convinced felons
>>43640838Well shit, I guess the clowns were the criminals then?
>>43640715Whenever the Vault is attacked, the central computer is programmed to play this music.>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MK6TXMsvgQg
One Clown managed to bring every Series of Monty Pythons Flying Circus into the Vault, now a cult following has sprung up around it.
>>43640532Why don't we roll dice instead?Anyway, one objective of the vault was to cause and test PTSD on the subjects of stasis
The vault is full of traps that are designed to be as stressing and confusing as possible without being lethal.
The Overseer has no sense of humor.
>>43640715The vault is split into two separate compounds, which periodically fight race wars. Currently the mimes are winning.
The Vault is overrun with Gerbils.
>>43640715The clowns rule over the mimes in an oppressive regime, honking them everyday.
The clowns feed on the dead mimesThe mimes feed on invisible food actually trough a symbiotic relationship with fungi absorbing on radiations
>>43640715Someone brought a potted Kudzu into the vault with them and lost it.Now the vault dwellers spend half the time fighting a Kudzu outbreak.
>>43640895OH MY GOD!
>>43640852I laughed so hard i broke my funny bone.
>>43640895One day the silent revolution will come. and it all start with "Whats black, white, and red all over?"
>>43640895On the Vault-Day Anniversary, the mimes get a chance to fight back against their oppressors in the ways of kung fool.
>>43640907>Kudzu>In Falloutpls no.
>>43640895This is the purpose of the Vault. The Overseer encourages one side to oppress the other, and then encourages the oppressed side to fight back, making the Mimes and Clowns in a constant state of oppression and oppressor.All weapons in the vault are designed only to stun or knock-out and never kill, so few uprisings result in deaths.
Some clowns are actually mimes but people can't find them out.
The mimes have started developing psychic powers.
Fuck it, where is KoG?Anyway, the Vault number is 38
The two sides can only communicate via tumblr
>>43640934one day the overseer is found dead, skull caved in by a Mimes hammer.
>>43640895The Honking Overseer's son is in love with the Mime faction leader's daughter.
At the start of every month, the vault dwellers have a competition organized by the vaults artificial intelligence unit to decide who is the funniest.The funniest half of the vault dwellers gain access to the toilets, higher quality food and personal beds.
Due to a programming error, the water fountains only dispense Gin.
>>43640955I like it. maybe the Son has started to learn sign language, a forbidden tongue among the clowns.
>>43640955Damn it boy I keep telling you she's not good for you!>Honking intensifies
The makeup will run out after fifty years
>>43640955The daughter is actually a trap but romehonk won't care
>>43640955Thats a 5This is getting good.
>>43640955>Rodeo & Shhhuliet
Due to an insane whim of some of the higher up clowns, no mime may move more than one limb at the same time in their presence
>>43640995The Clown son doesn't care because he's a reverse trap.
>>43640995Oh jeezInstead of guns, the vault security teams are issued extra-loud megaphones and airhorns
>>43640995Because all clowns are assumed to be male, and he...isn't
>>43640995Well that gives a new meaning to honking the horn.
>>43641025It all worked out in the end!
>>43641025>>43640995Wow, it got gender bended into being sort of straight.Bannanna peels litter the hallways.
>>43641025THATS ANOTHER FUCKING 5
>>43640715>>43640895>>43640955>>43640995>>43641015>>43641025This is starting to get glorious.
>>43641015Due to this, the clown "son" and mime "daughter" have to meet in secret, so he can move his limbs to express his feelings freely.
>>43640532The Overseer was given a private stash of captured chinese propaganda to place within the rooms of trouble makers,
>>43641028For serious conflicts between vault dwellers the security teams get out the Squeaky Balloon Animals...
The vault has a crew of clowns calling themselves the Insane Clown Posse, they are shunned and ridiculed by both mimes and other clowns alike.
>>43641025Their child is prophesied to be the ultimate improv master
>>43641065That's one hell of a prank.
>>43641025Thanks godSome mimes can communicate with cazadores, while the clowns can stuff little cars with ghouls
>>43641085Does this mean that the clown weapon of choice are cakes?
>>43641085I guess now we know what this vault's security looks like.
Tame radroaches are commonplace.
>>43641102Acidic custard and shrapnel short-crust pastry.Battle clowning is a serious art of war.
>>43640715The Mimes have LOTS of power armor, but the clowns have all the powercells
>>43641102...Yes.>>43641111Splendid.Due to a Mime assassination attempted,all juggling is prohibited in the presence of the Overseer.
>>43641085all cakes used for defense are baked with plastic explosives inside them instead of the normal filling. This has led to some very unfortunate accidents during meal time and pranks.
>>43641123>Battle clowning is a serious art of war.You should see how some of our boys are with a Ladder, that is a sight to behold I can tell you.
>>43641125Were Valtec high when they though up this one?
Both the mimes and the clowns have snuck infiltrators into the other side.
Neither the clowns nor the mimes want any trouble.
Once every four years there is a talent show supervised by AI's that emulate famous TV show hosts to decide the next overseerThe clowns have never lost because sound decides 25% of the overall score.
Most clowns are clones
>>43641125When the Vault gets raided both parties put aside their differences to drive off the invaders..
>>43641165Vaultec being high when making this Vault is now canon.
>>43641165>Were Valtec high when they though up this one?APPARENTLY.
>>43641125>>43641165Perfect.There is one super mutant. He drives the clown car
>>43641165Your 5 says yes, yes they were.
No-one is allowed into the Lower West Residential Quarter.
The mimes' religion revolves around black and white mute films
The Mimes have a secret cult to Charlie Chaplin.
>>43641197The clowns closed off the lower west residential quarter after the balloon animals gained sentience.Needless to say, the overseer has banned the creation of any more balloon animals
Can we start rolling?The board is currently so slow that you can time your posts.It's currently exactly 10 posts per minute.
their entire lives are filmed and broadcasted to the other vaults who are told its a fake TV show.
>>43641125The Clowns occasionally whore themselves out trying to get power cells.
>>43641207The Chaplins are their elite warriors.
In secret, when he knows no-one is watching, the Clownverseer practices stand-up comedy.
Vault ideas:>A laugh track plays at inappropriate times>The entire floor is carpeted, the carpet is constantly moist and no shoes were provided>The intercoms play nothing but constant screaming>The Overseer is a several ten of thousands of page manual saying to contain the regulations, in reality it is legal jargon not actually saying anything>Instead of toilets everyone is provided with a bowl, and a community shit dump open for only half an hour each day, forcing people to see each other when they dump their shit.>Televisions are provided, but the amount of time for shows and commercials are reversed
Instead of having a brig or jail, the vault instead has a room with nothing but educational films being played 24/7
>>43641215VaulTec, WTF U doin'?
A worrying proportion of the clown elder council desire to be chartered accountants.
>>43641234The absolute madman.
>>43640532THE VAULT SO FAR:>>43640715>50% of the vault is clowns.>The other 50% is mimes.>>43640895>The clowns rule over the mimes in an oppressive regime, honking them everyday.>>43640955>The Honking Overseer's son is in love with the Mime faction leader's daughter.>>43640995>The daughter is actually a trap but romehonk won't care>>43641025>The Clown son doesn't care because he's a reverse trap.>>43641015>Due to an insane whim of some of the higher up clowns, no mime may move more than one limb at the same time in their presence>>43641065>The Overseer was given a private stash of captured chinese propaganda to place within the rooms of trouble makers,>>43641085>That's one hell of a prank.>battle clown.gif>>43641125>The Mimes have LOTS of power armor, but the clowns have all the powercells>>43641165>Valtec were high when they though up this one?>>43641215>their entire lives are filmed and broadcasted to the other vaults who are told its a fake TV show.
>>43641216You dun fucked upThe clowns grow and weaponize firebreathing flowers
>>43641165Confirmed high Vault-Tec employeeSo what type of experiment was this?
>>43641265all facts reconfirmed
>>43641235Jesus fuck, what have you done?
>>43640532The Mimes communicate exclusively with written signs.
>>43641257They were high when making this, remember?Bodysuits mandatory for all female occupants. Rainbow for clowns, black and white for mimes.
Clown overseer has ordered that all fight are to be done via rap battles, thinking this would give clowns even more power over the opressed mimes.The fights now look like HONKy gangstas going at mimes throwing wild rhymes with sign language.It's like naruto fights but better
>>43641280I'm the real monster
>>43640532There are no seats, only comically large fart/whoopie cushions.
The sprinkler system is broken. It now dispenses seltzer water twice daily.
>>43641265The show has a dedicated following of ghouls and super mutants
Raiders one time tried to break into the Vault. After weeks, they finally did.They were scared off because that was the day the Clown "son" and Mime "daughter" met there, and the sight of the Clown honking the trap with a strap-on terrified them.
The vault scientists have been working on creating some kind of super clown.No one is sure as to their success but horrible inhuman screams can sometimes be heard coming from the research quarter.
The robots around the vault become mariachi with personality disorders due to a mysterious interference
>>43641235There is a cult of clowns that worship the overseer manual as religious texts and swear to follow it to the letter.Nobody really understands what it says.
The Vault is in Louisiana, and the crocodile men are desperate to get in.
>>43641335>>43641345Fallout New Orleans confirmed
The clowns have Chen as their mascot
>>43640532June 5th is Bring a Shitton of Bees to Work Day.
There're deathclaws living among the mimes.None noticed.
>>43641335Mime spies have occasionally sabotaged the project.As a result, the super clown now has some Mime-ish tendancies as well.
every fact in this thread is now deconfirmed
>mfw this thread has become nuclear
>>43641235>>Televisions are provided, but the amount of time for shows and commercials are reversedSo it's 50/50 and normal US TV?
There are no robots in the vault. There are only clowns and mimes in disguise.
Aphrodisiacs are sometimes dispensed in all the food for a day.The exact day is random.
Once per week at a random day, an event triggers from a 100 random encounter table.
>>43641363On other days, it's laxavites, on entirely random schedule too.Ocassionally, it's both.
>>43641394>clowns consume powercells in excess as metabolic catalysts
>>43641394>The Mimes have found a Metal Gear.
>>43641345Mimes have invented invisible weapon through the use of stealth boys
the screaming that's played constantly over the intercom is excited screams of children not the screaming fear of the Damned
No-one goes to sector 7g.No-one will explain why.
The mimes and clowns are lead to believe that paradise is outside the vault and they are trapped inside.
He only food provided is custard pies and invisible sandwichesThe only drink provided is seltzer water
Mime rapes are an increasing epidemic, often you may discover the mangled, cum filled corpse of a mime in a dark corner or toilet, however people often think the dead mimes are playing dead and only discover that they are dead when the maggots set in.
All clowns desire to see a nuclear mushrooms at least once in their lives
>>43640532Nobody washes for fear of removing their make up.
All formal speeches by the overseer must be done by talking through a muppet
the entire vault is "upside down". The floors are painted to look like the open sky, and there is funiture and rugs stapled to the roof.
There are occasional reports of a super mutant in a tutu roaming the halls at night.They're true.
One of the people in the vault is a bomb. No one knows who it is.
>>43641265seems like enough to make a story about, can we start a new one ?
There're no down stairsOnly slides
All the rooms have inflateable floors like bouncehouses
>>43641497No, we need to finish this thread.When it is finished, we archive it and try to get someone to create it as a mod.You know you want to experience Circus du Vault
A single SJW as allowed into the vault.Even clowns need something to laugh at.
The rival vault is inhabited by horrible midgetsBoth in look and character
>>43641525Ok. Does she advocate for the mimes, even though they hate her too?
>>43641525WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
The punishment for speaking as a mime is to have your mouth sewn shut. They will receive nutrients through suppositories instead
Small gangs of mimes have been fighting back against the clown regime, however with broken spirits and only stale baguettes as weapons, the revolutions often fail against the ever-loud honking of the clowns war cries. Any mime suspected of resisting the regime is beaten to death by spoons and clown horns, lynching followed by dismemberment is also a form of punishment. One of the more brutal cases is when a mime was force fed cream pies whilst being beaten by rubber baseball bats, he died in a pool of vomit, vanilla cream and blood.
>>43641525It is turned into a mime, because even in this vault, nobody wants to hear them speak.
>>43640532Dicks are the accepted currency
>>43641547Mimes have no vocal cords.They are born without them. There seems to be no reason either genetic or surgical.
>>43641570No, ducks are
Food is randomly spiked with LSD
Soap, toilet paper and other hygiene products are dispensed by a computer. To receive the weekly allowance, one is required to amuse the AI.
>>43641265Due to administrative error, the vault actually contains 105% of the inhabitants.Nobody of the 100% knows what or who the other 5% are.
>>43641547Any new born mime babies have their vocal cords slit open to stop them crying.
>>43641570So sex is considered a hard currency?
>>43641585The AI hates both clowns AND miming.
>>43641588>the SJW is so fat she accounts for 5% of the inhabitants
>>43641525The SJW only calls itself so because they think it sounds cool.
>>43641582No, ice cubes are currency. Often, mimes end up the poorest citizens, as their ability to move one limb at a time has led to their ice cubes to melt in transit to a store, whilst clowns slide down corridors on space lube rivers.
>>43641601The AI is only amused by the SJW for some mysterious connection with a long lost website
>>43641635...You're a monster
The Vault number is 5513 but for some strange reason the 5's are written backwards.
>>43641657I suppose now there's HONK mechs, and bananium?
>>43641648But all the original mimes were from France.
>>43641570Viva la Gronch!
Breeding between clones and mimes is highly illegal, any and all sexual or romantic activity between the two groups is to be reported at once. An immediate abortion to the pregnant female is required by vault law, often done by having clowns stamp their steel-toe'd clown shoes onto the pregnant womans stomach.
only 25 % of the clown population is female.Only 25 % of the mime population is male
Mimes are effectively immortal, but are really good at their miming abilities to the point they can stop their heartbeats to fake death
>>43641667All mimes are subjected to baths in space lube before being thrown and slid down corridors, horrible injuries and dismemberment is a common result of such activity.
The clowns chemically castrate the mimes who have laid with their clown wives.
>>43640532We know how this goes down, don't we, anon.After a few decades, maybe a century or two, the vault door rolls open and the quiet of the early morning is shattered by the sound.HONK! BUTTS! HONK BUTTS BUTTS! HONK BUTTS! HONK HONK BUTTS!
The clowns think to have had contact with aliens, but in truth mimes were at the phone
The Vault is designed to open and force out all occupants after 1337 years and is completely impregnable before then.
Vault residents must cartwheel around instead of walking while in hallways
Any and all raiders that attempt an attack on the vault fail horribly, whether this is because of the efficiently demoralizing effect of 700 clown honks followed by red haired, pie wielding figures in suspenders, or the brutalizing, saw and spike traps that line the entrance. Any captured raiders become either a clown or a mime through forced re-education and brainwashing.
The original vault inhabitants were chosen for their well developed physical attributes.
To be seen without makeup is the worst crime imaginable.
>>43641796clothes, however, are entirely optional
>>43641796Its more that nobody recognizes you.The mask is your face.
The entire engineering staff is composed of mimes. The entire administrative staff is composed of clowns.
All the clowns and mimes possess least over 200 IQ.
>>43641835Both groups are surprisingly competent.
>>43640532The vault has an infestation of dick stealing roaches.
>>43641835The mimes have invented very powerful Stealth Boys to make objects invisible.
>>43641835This will not end well.I love it.
>>43641845That worked out.
Mimes do not consider mimicking a form of art and are not hesitant to act violently towards someone suggesting it is anything else than serious business
Once a month the AI chooses the least funny person and sends them into the swampy wasteland.
>>43641875A gestapo-like secret police unit keeps watch to make sure everyone is miming in a proper fashion. Those who slip up disappear.
>>43641890No, once a month the AI chooses the least funny person and takes it to the closed section of research quarter, where it is violently reconverted into the opposite caste (clowns into mimes, mimes into clowns) in hope of the subject becoming funnier. Those who get selected the second time disappear from the vault. Their fate is unknown.
Clowns are weak to mimes' invisible machinationsMimes find clowns funny but cannot laughBattles are a tragedy for both sides
>>43641908>into the box you go!
If one of the mimes dares to talk, the other mimes will use him as a sacrifice to the elder gods
>>43640532The Clowns are in control because they have an enormous deathclaw named "jumbo." He can fly with his enormous hands
Mimes and clowns have separate brothels, but unknown to them, only clown whores are in mime brothels and only mime whores are in the clown brothels
Mimes have the vocal chords of their newborn surgically removed.
>>43641956I need this. Rerolling
>>43641908The gestapo mimes also have mime-torture, such as>pretending to pull their thumbs apart>pretending to drip water on their foreheads for hours if not days>the invisible box
Every mime that fails mimeing correctly gets sent to the clowns to get raped into unconsiousness.Then they stuff his ass with dynamite and feast on the giblets, all while clown music plays.
>>43640532The most hilarious thing is hearing a mime speak
Clowns have horror stories about mimes appearing in the mirrors instead of their reflections
Mime quarters have no furniture; they must mine-sit on nonexistant chairs and couches instead
>>43641962Its not as seedy as it sounds.There's a certain amount of ceremony and tenderness and medical supervision.
The invisible box is actually real.There is no way out.
>>43640532The vault opened after the radiation dissipated. No one wants to leave the vault though, because shit outside sucks.
There is no vault door. A mime is always pantomiming one though, so nobody tries to enter or leave.
>>43642010Invisible boxes are hell on earth
>>43642010Mime criminals are placed into the invisible box in a central room of the vault for all to see. Everyone thinks they're just miming that there's a box, but there actually is a physical invisible box.
Everyone is colorblind but can see UV
>>43640532The vault is the largest Vault-Tec ever built. It's the size of Connecticut, and it's under the Rockies.
The first person to leave the vault is an illegitimate child of a mime and a clown.
>>43640532There's a vault within the vault which is due to open soon. It's full of people who have been brainwashed into fearing mimes and clowns.
>>43642087The clown/mime vault is within a larger vault. It is filled with people who hate performance art.
>>43642010There is no escape from the invisible box.
The vault is supplied with no solid food, only soft foods such as pudding and mashed potatoes.
>>43642103Noone is sure how all of these vaults are able to fit inside such a small space.
Nobody is sure how, but the Vault gets fan letters from other Vaults.
No one is allowed to wear clothes, only makeup resembling clothes.
There is a number for a suicide prevention line in all the other vaults.Its the number of a payphone in the Mime area of the vault.
>>43642136Including the SJW
Clown criminals have their hands disabled. They are rendered little better than mimes.
>>43642127Are you completely unfamiliar with the workings of clown-tech?
>>43640532A mime steals a clown's nose as part of a joke. The clowns steal the mimes' suspenders and striped shirts. The mimes attempt to take back their gear with imaginary weapons. The clowns retaliate with acidic pies.
>>436405325 mimes and 5 clowns are released into the wild every 5 years. It is hoped that they have found their place in the world.
>>43642136I second this.
>>43642163I'm a Mime.
What sort of madness is this vault?
The mimes and clowns take fashion very seriously. Resulting in almost daily modeling competitions.>>43642195Confirmed for madness
>>43642195Louisiana Clownulets vs Mimetagues.
>>43642199We have made a vault where Deathclaws are driven away by it.
>>43642195Confirmed for Lovecraftian vault.
the clowns see The It as a documentary about the superior clown master race
>>43642215No Deathclaws confirmed, easiest area in Fallout New Orleans.
Mimes have no mouth and they must scream
The Clowns are all fluent in Unwinese.
All hallways and staircases are lined with slip'n'slides lubed up with astroglide.
The vaults' jumpsuits are provided with related jumpsticks
>>43642235Mimes only communicate in sign language and charades.
>>43642195THIS IS CLOWN TOWN!
>>43642225Or so you think until the clowns unleash the cazadores shotguns
>>43642235The Mimes have their mouths sewn shut open birth, and subsist on I.V. nutrients.
The clown dictators enacted Mexican Mondays for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Mimes aren't allowed to make any noise no matter the orifice.
The clowns secretly leave the vault to recruit more clowns, but the other clowns always turn into mimes
>>43642235>>43642265They're devout christians, but they can't say the lord's prayer to be confirmed.
>>43642285Clowns have forced the Mime engineers to do terrible things.
>>43642274Someone post the random enclownter image with the clown.
Despite having super-advanced stealth tech, the mimes have been unable to perform any infiltration operations, because it is impossible to use sign language while invisible.
>>43642285Shotguns are canon
>>43642295The clowns worship their own elder gods.>>43642315Shotguns are cannons
>>43642315>shotguns are cannons
So Mimes are Lovecraftian beings worshipers, the mimes are Christians, and Deathclaws want absolutely nothing to do with the surrounding area? The Deathclaws are right.
>>43642323>>43642335Cazador Cannons allow clowns to forage for fresh cherries outside their vault.
>>43642335Shotguns are cannnons
>>43642335So they literally use Clown Cannons filled with shotgun shells as weapons
when a mime dies, all of his bones are removed and then smashed in order to make powder for the mimes to paint their faces
>>43642335TRIPLE CONFIRMEDSHOTGUNS ARE MEGA CANNONS
>>43642285>cazadores>Cazadores are giant tarantula hawk waspsThe clowns scare even the Cazadores
>>43642355Clowns also confirmed for mocking the Christian mimes and taking the lords name in vain many times.
>>43642355>5>dubsTo be fair I don't think we needed dub confirmations that this vault is god damned.
>>43642368Nobody uses them though, the pies are much more funny.
>>43642355And this confirms that clowns are neglected and damned by god himself
clown noses are painted with the blood of their victims
>>43642402I think God wants nothing to do with this vault, but the mimes must be protected.
The mimes and clowns are actually skeletons in disguise.
>>43642413The vault has no power source. It just works.
>>43642415>GOD IS NOW CONFIRMED FOR RELUCTANTLY LOOKING OVER THE LITERALLY GODDAMNED VAULT
>>43642425>>43642415The vault continues to exist because God said so.
>>43642425Who needs nuclear power?
God is a mime
>>43642448Mimes are a god.
>>43642425The vault has King Crimson in it.
>>43642448rerolling for this
>>43642453Mimes are clowns.
>>43642429>>43642433>>43642437Now we know why the Deathclaws stay away. Let them worship their own God away from this place.
The vault is plagued by skeletons.
>>43642455rerolling against it.
>>43642448>>43642455NO WONDER HE NEVER ANSWERED MY PRAYERS
>>43642465How does this work?
>>43642465Even the cazadors are clowns.
>>43642478being a clown is like being a closetted gy
>>43642415God is the name given to a single really unhappy but intelligent deathclaw
The deathclaws are all balloon animals
>>43642478The clown mimes revoked their vow of silence and are forever shunned by the mime community through the silent silent treatment.
They have a mimessiah capable of mimicking to be walking over water and getting people drunk on invisible water
>>43642478I don't know. Mimes are a religious subset of clowns that take the vow of silence thing way too seriously?
>>43642478It just does.
>>43642448God is a meme
>>43642478I suppose it means that, on any given day, there is a perfect 50/50 split of the population. They know not what role they will fill when they go to sleep the night before, but while they sleep, a costume is deposited in their quarters.When they wake up, they put on the costume, and act accordingly.
The vault is a giant balloon animal.
>>43642513The Mime Leader goes by the Crimson King.
The mimes seek not a way out, but a secret passage to go on the other side of the planet
>>43642536It actually is a rotating schedule. It's decided on fistfighting and the success there of.
The Overseer has this jamaican accent
There are no clowns. the mimes are just so skilled that everyone thinks that clowns are there.
The Overseer is That Guy.
>>43642455>>43642448Heathens! The clowns say that God is a clown!
>>43642536In truth it's decided by playing monopoly
>>43642534No one invited you Dawkins
The number written on the vault is 505But is different from the one on the jumpsuits: 666in truth, someone tried to warn the world by changing the 666 into an SOS
None of the clowns realize that they're clowns. They're just like that.
The clowns and mimes are actually wealthy business men with the weirdest yet most successful money making campaign yet.
There is a secret society of Street Magicians hiding in the deepest sections of the vault.
They are all begging for this nightmare to end and escape to the relatively pleasant apocalypseworld outside. But there's a horselike mutant blocking the way with riddles and furious kicks
The chief engineer-mime is an aspiring robutticist
Everyone and anyone that steps into the vault must make a rhyme with orange to speak.
Everyone owns a turkey.
Theres a broom closet deep in the vault. When opened an unending wave of skeletons pours out. The mimes guard it under lock and key with an invisible wall maze.
Everyone need to say Mamma Mia to speak otherwise they are killed instantly by bots and other clowns/mimes from vault, clubbed to death is the most case.
EVERYONE IN THE VAULT IS GRANTED IMMORTALITY
>>43642676rerollino mama mia
The vault is slowly getting flooded, leading strange deep dwellers to move to the upper levels
The vault is secretly a giant clown car buried underground.
>>43642675ALL OF MY YES!
>>43642701Everyone in the vault is granted political immunity in Madagascar. But no one knows where that is or what it is.
The vault has two exits. The other one is in Transylvania.
Vault-tec created the vault as a prison for clowns and mimes, and detonated the nukes to put them in captivity
You keep what you kill. Literally. Peter "Murder" Johnsson has like 11 corpses in storage which he can't get rid off.As a result, everyone workls part time as a butcher
half the mimes are on fire
>>43642675>god damned place with broom closet to hellThis is getting too scary We need something: Laughing popcorn mimics
>>43642765But only faking to be so
>>43642765Only at the start of the game. It's how it begins really. Half the clowns are on fire. Was it your fault? If yes you gain +3 on Charisma. If No you gian +3 Luck.
The vault was never meant to survive, but the explosion and radiation didn't want to go near.
>>43642765YOU FOOL! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!
Half the clowns are incredibly well-made balloon animals.
>>43642705>The vault is slowly getting flooded>half the mimes are on fireok
>>43642765The only way to put out the fires is with the clowns' water squirt flowers.
>>43642803BURNING DEEP ONE MIME SKELETONS!
>>43642822Or to set on fire half the clowns too
>>43642803The vault is flooding with NAPALM
Whenever somebody dies, the vault is flooded with Nitrous Oxide and everybody laughs.
>>43642833Or all of them
>>43642865everyone's on fire
The clowns have outlawed any death that is not approved by a tribunal based on how funny the death was.
one of the clowns was pic related
>>43642865Putting out a mime that's on fire puts all the clowns on fire and vice versa.
The vault was made out of an ancient indian burial ground. Not built under it. Made out of it..
Don't worry: the fire are controlled, in the case of clowns, and mere acts for the mimes.
I think we should put an end to this madness before someone thinks of a way to turn the various burning guys and the leaking chemicals into something "funny".
>>43642960The vault doesn't exist, it's just a figment of a ghoul clowns imagination from the radiation when the nukes fells. the vaults location is where a nuke fell.
When you open the vault doors, it goes honk.
Requesting someone cap all of this for future use. Also in case this is a five:The clowns ultimate goal is to establish a surface caliphate devoted to their atomic lovecraftian gods.
socks are illegal
There are no vault doors. The mimes made an invisible one.
The clowns can only be defeated by artichokes
Fire. Flooding. Endless skeletons. Clowns and other fun stuff.Is this Dwarf Fortress?
There is no vault. The mimes are so skilled you just think there's a vault.
>>43643092None of the vault's inhabitants are above 170cm.
>>43643092The circus is in town. The vault was intended to serve as a place for magma forges and adamantine mining.
All disputes are resolved in the chunderdome
On the opposite side of the vault from the skeleton closet is a jar guarded by the clowns that endlessly spews out australian magpies if it is opened.
Once there was a third tribe of interpretive dancers. However they ventured deep into the darkness and disappeared one day.
You are the son. Also you are a gun
>>43642616Rerollig for this