>This is a quest taking place in an alternate version of the Naruto world during the same time period as the story, with a few notable differences. You will be playing as Kon Karagowa, a young Leaf Jonin. Your character is defined by your choices, so write-ins are always encouraged. And remember to have fun!>Quest Info:http://pastebin.com/DCBQUwqG>Previous threads:http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Leaf%20Ninja%20Quest
Hell yeah! It's hype time!
Blew the head off a snake! The god of thunder Ninja Raiden killed the eight headed serpent Orochimaru and obtain the legendary blade the Kusanagi! Let's rock!
>>43546544Huh, yeah. I forgot about the symbolism. We killed Orochimaru after he went full giant eight-headed snake, and took the Kusanagi from his corpse. And we've got a power set themed around thunder and lightning. Fuck the Mangekyo Sharingan, WE are Susanoo now.
>>43546479We should train with the Kusanagi. Or we should go give it back to the White Snake Sage.
No stat boost or mention of Kusanagi in the pastebin. Oh well, least we can rap with Bee whilst Tsunade heals the chumps who got poisoned.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oicuSMWMn_A&index=26&list=PL7C76ABDDD5A9DBA6Before you lies what remains of Orochimaru, finally vanquished. As the realization of the battle being over hits you, so does the burden of fatigue. You've spent nearly three days constantly moving and fighting, with only a few short instances of rest.You immediately think of Neji, who has gone through the same thing. Looking over, you see him strewn out on the ground, unconscious. Everyone except Asuma and a female Cloud ninja seem to have been incapacitated from the battle with Sasori, though with the exception of Neji, they're all still conscious. Their battle has also ended more or less in success.Asuma stumbles closer, looking to be in pretty bad shape, and shouts out to Tsunade."Hey, Lady Tsunade!" he shouts. "That guy's weapons were coated in poison! My whole team's looking pretty bad!""I understand!" Tsunade responds, as she rushes over. "Bee, get some medics from your village over here to give me a hand!"Bee wastes no time taking off, and Tsunade starts working on her patients. She starts at Ino, taking some sort of vials out of her pouch."Good thing Ino packs these around." Tsunade notes, before turning to the Cloud girl. "You did a good job dressing these wounds, but this poison is beyond you. Just keep an eye on their vitals. Asuma! Quit shuffling around! I need you to move as little as possible!"Asuma and the girl heed Tsunade's instructions, as Tsunade goes to work. She hasn't told you to do anything, though. Perhaps she thinks you're too tired to contribute.>A.You know some medical ninjutsu. You can still help>B.You're too far gone to be of any use. Just take it easy>C.Go get that sword>D.Talk to somebody>E.Other
>>43546654>C.Go get that swordthen>A.You know some medical ninjutsu. You can still help
>>43546654>>A.You know some medical ninjutsu. You can still helpIdentify and ask first though, always get direction from the leading medical personel
>>43546654>C.Go get that swordWe probably are too tired to be doing medical ninjutsu. You don't want to screw up when you're extracting the poison from someone's cells.
>>43546654>>C.Go get that swordthen>A.You know some medical ninjutsu. You can still help
>>43546654>A.You know some medical ninjutsu. You can still help
>>43546634we did get a +.5 nin last time i think
>>43546654>B.You're too far gone to be of any use. Just take it easyWhilst I imagine we could vibrate the poison out of them, its probably a mistake to do so when we're exhausted
>>43546654>C.Go get that sword>A.You know some medical ninjutsu. You can still help
>>43546654>>C.Go get that sword>E. Keep an eye on that body.
>>43546717Yeah, but its not been put in the pastebin, that's all I was saying.
>>43546654>C.Go get that sword
>>43546654>C.Go get that swordClean it."Two down."
>>43546683>>43546695>>43546697>>43546705>>43546715>>43546735>>43546744>>43546751>>43546755>>43546777Before you do anything else, you walk over to where Orochimaru dropped his sword and pick it up.It's not receiving orders anymore, so it doesn't change into a snake like last time. For someone without a contract with the snakes, it's likely just a very sharp sword. But you take it all the same.After that, you head over to all the collapsed combatants to see if you can use any medical ninjutsu to help."This poison is too complex for you, Kon." Tsunade tells you, not taking her eyes off her work. "Even if you were in any condition to try treating it. Just try to keep them stable."You have the means to slow the effect of the poison with your medical ninjutsu, but it'll take some time to get it to work on each person, and you don't have time to get them all. Some of them may be fine without it, but you don't know who got hit the worst.>Treat who first?
>>43547024Work on the ones with the greatest number of individual strikes. Whoever that is probably got the worst dose.
>>43547024Neji. He is a bro tier friend now.
>>43547024We have diagnostic training, right? Triage has to be something Tsunade would have taught us. Go around checking everyone first, then we'll treat them. Whoever has the most wounds probably has the most exposure to poison, so we'll work on them.
>>43547024Well Neji is unconscious, so I'm guessing he's the priority.
>>43547024>Treat who first?Shikamaru he should have the worse odds against poison, Choji should be large enough to slow it down, while Ino has medical training to hopefully slow it down herself, lastly Neji has only had the poison for the shortest amount of time
>>43547024Guys... Maybe we should make a contract with snakes. To redeem them after Orochimaru fucked up. This way, we'll have Sasuke with the toads, Lil'Bro with the monkeys, Kiba with the dogs and finally, Kon with the snakes and the motherfuckin' Impact Super Sword.
Kuranai, then neji, followed by shikamaru, finally choji
>>43547122We should do this as soon as possible. Snake Sage mode too.
>>43547024Shikamaru, then Kiba/Akamaru, then Neji, the choji.
>>43547122sorry mate, Kon will be the Monkey Man of the village. but I think Lil bro will be the one to wield Enma full time, keep it in tradition. I say we return the sword, score some points with the white snake.
>>43547122I dunno, I kind of like the idea of the monkeys considering we already have a few summons with them. Also im unsure about all the snakes but i know Mamba has a bit of animosity to most people which wont work in our favour.No reason we cant do both though, Monkeys as the main and Mamba for when we need to fight at a large fucking scale.
>>43547165Do monkeys even have a sage mode? Because if not then snaaaaaakes
>>43547203Is there a massive King Kong style monkey that we can summon to fight on Mamba-huge scale?
>>43547024Neji. After the last few days, he's going to be weaker than most. Then Shikamaru, then Ino. Choji's pretty resistant to this sort of thing, so he can probably wait until after we stabilise a few of the Cloud guys.Kiba was one of the last to go down, IIRC, so he can go last.
oh fuck start with neji
>>43547203>>43547231Manda. A mamba is a type of snake. Orochi's big snake summon was named Manda.
Wait guys epic idea, try to have Neji go snake sage mode! If he survives.
>>43547165I know man, but the Snake Contract would not only redeem this particular contract, but, in a poetic way, Sarutobi-sensei (and Jiraiya). His greatest mistake was not stopping Orochimaru, and, by training him, unleashing a monster. By taking Orochimaru's contract, Kon, as a disciple of Sarutobi, will close the cycle. Where Orochimaru fucked up and became a monster, Kon will make right and become a hero. Konohamaru is Sarutobi grandson, he is his heir. Kon is his apprentice, the one who avenged him and the one who's going to protect the village nos as the hokage, but as a field agent.And besides, we'll finally have someone with a snake contract who's not an edgy motherfucker. Even the snakes will be happy.
>>43547058>>43547058>>43547068>>43547077>>43547239Neji is unconscious and likely weak from fatigue, so you start with him.You use your medical jutsu to keep the poison from spreading to the best of your ability. The poison is attacking their nerves, which explains why they aren't moving. With how tired Neji was, it's no surprise he passed out after receiving a dose. After a few minutes you've done all you can, and you move on to Shikamaru.As you treat him, Shikamaru tries to speak."Kon." he groans. "I need a favor while you're up. Can you gather the remains of those puppets before more Cloud guys get here? I was thinking Kankuro would be interested, and I'm sure he can make better use of them.">A.Sure, I'll take care of it>B.I've got to treat everybody, just pick the stuff up when we're done>C.The Cloud can keep that stuff>D.Other
>>43547284Gotta get that second snake summon contract manAlso on other news we are more susanoo than sauce man now according to >>43546606
>>43547430>A.Sure, I'll take care of itbut i've got to keep you all alive first>B.I've got to treat everybody, just pick the stuff up when we're done
>>43547430>>A.Sure, I'll take care of it
>>43547430>A.Sure, I'll take care of itTrying to get on the good side of the brother-in-law huh Shikamaru?
>>43547430>A.Sure, I'll take care of it
>>43547430>A.Sure, I'll take care of itWe're too tired to keep doing this shit so might as well
>>43547430Sure thing, I'll likely only have time for 1 or 2 though you know, gotta keep you guys stable, rest up man. At least after this you will likely get a decent amount of time off *smile at him*.
>>43547426You guys realise that a) Manda is a dick and probably won't train youb) Naruto or Hinata probably made a contract with the snakes already as Orochi's semi pupils, as Sasuke did.c) Snakes suck.
>>43547430>D. I've got to keep working, but I can probably nab one or two pieces. You got something specific in mind?
>>43547496this anon gets it,
>>43547496Dafuq you suggest then?Spiders?Owlbears?Are Owlbears a thing in naruto verse?If not, can Laze make it a thing in his universe?
>>43547533>Spiders?that would be amazing with our trap focus
>>43547430>>B.I've got to treat everybody, just pick the stuff up when we're doneThis guy. Surrounded by the injured and he's trying to get in good with the girlfriend's family.I almost appreciate his dedication.
>>43546606"Did you hear the Leaf sent only one ninja to fight us, a whole squad?""They must be desperate. What ninja?"" I don't know, i think his name was Kon, or something...""D-did you say Kon? Kon Karagowa, the Storm God of The Leaf?""Aye.""Fuck."
>>43547533we already have monkeys, lets stick with that.
>>43547533>Spiders?Not a bad idea.Know what else isn't a bad idea? Monkeys.
Sorry laze i was gonna wait to ask until after the quest but new job has horrible hours and i gotta sleep.Im looking into running a Naruto quest and would like to ask what kind of power set would you like for a naruto quest. I have a few ideas floating about but nothing set in stone.>Survivor of Jugo's clan now in the leafHas their kekkai genkai, the issues with the transformation and the transfomation itself would differ a bit >Clan defected from the sand to KonohaFocuses around a unique strand of puppetry that covers a wide array and involves the user much more.>Clan born in the leafCan utilise all elements but in a very weak form, to compensate they can create objects/projectiles out of pure chakra to use which can be enhanced with elements, eg Throwing a chakra javelin could be enhanced with fire in order to thrust itself forward faster
>>43547533We already have monkeys. But if you really want a second contract, something that can fly is always best-tier. Hawks, eagles, falcons, dragons, fighter jets, whatever.
>>43547576Do you know what else is cool and hip with the kids?Being a ninja and not specializing, therefore, being ready for a lot of situations
>>43547571>Kon Karagowa, the Storm God of The LeafSounds kind of dorky, but I like it.
>>43547576but we can have two contracts anon,the monkeys (which we already have) for punchingand the spiders (which may not exist) for traps other fun stuff
>>43547620>kind of dorky, but I like it.Just like Kon.
>>43546606>>43547426>The legend of the Kusanagi follows...>After Susanoo/Kon passes his sword to Konohamaru/Yamato Takeru a great hero. Incidentally also carried fire strikers.Konhamaru is going to get caught in an open field and is going to discover his wind release and cut the grass with the Kusanagi Grass Cutter is a good name for a lawn mower, less so for a sword but it works and he burns his enemies with his fire release. Later Konohamaru is killed by a monster because he ignores his wife's advice to summon Kusanagi. Sad end.
>>43547620how about... >Kon "Demon Hunter" Karagowa>Kon "Sky Breaker" Karagowa>Kon "Jade Monkey" Karagowa>Kon "The Leaf's Hunter" Karagowa>Kon "Silver Tongue" Karagowa
>>43547626>The boss/king/queen/ruler of the spider clan could be ArachneWhy the fuck aren't we getting spider contract sooner?
>>43547587Why not have us be a normal dude from outside the Naruto universe, forced to use our wits and meta knowledge to survive in a completely different canon?
>>43547691OR how about what anon's were originally suggesting? Kon "Warcrime" Karagowa of the leaf.
>>43547699Actually a Spider Contract could work quite well with our methords, traps, control and the like...shit why didnt we think of this sooner.>Kon "Contract Collector" Karagowa>Kon "Where did I park my Ark" Karagowa
>>43547715why not akatsuki quest
>>43547587Dont. We already have two running at the moment, and people already get confused by that as it is. Also it could become as toxic as the DBZ quests are.
>>43547736But we didn't make any nukes yet
>>43547741>Kon "Snake Exterminator, Sensei Eradicator" Karagowa
>>43547753Summoned Animal/Tailed Beast Quest>You are a Tailed Beast, but you hide yourself as a powerful summoned contract. Suddenly a ninja with enough chakra summons you! >Which Village do you arrive in?
>>43547779agreed, wait til one of the current ones finish
>>43547785>Sensei EradicatorThat just hurts.
>>43547464>>43547468>>43547474>>43547483>>43547484>>43547499>>43547577You're inclined to agree with Shikamaru that Kankuro would get a lot more mileage out of these puppets than anyone in the Cloud, but you can't help but feel like there's an ulterior motive here."I'll take care of it." you say. "I'm getting worn out, and I could go down any second while treating you guys anyway.""Thanks." Shikamaru responds. "Make sure to grab the red haired one, that's his main body. Get the one with the iron sand too, if you can."After you treat Shikamaru, you take a break from healing to quickly grab the puppet parts. The one with the iron sand on it is marked as the Third Kazekage. You've heard of him and his iron sand manipulation. Sasori must have killed him and made him into a puppet to use his kekkei genkai. You also grab Sasori's main body. It seems Sasori made his own body into a puppet at a young age. He looks no older than a child.After you gather those, you return to treatment. You're able to treat Kiba and Akamaru before Bee returns with a handful of Cloud medical ninja."Relax, kid." one tells you. "We'll take it ffrom here.">A.Take the advice>B.Insist on continuing to help>C.Talk to someone>D.Other
>>43547741>>Kon "Where did I park my Ark" Karagowa
>>43547839>>A.Take the advice
>>43547839>A.Take the adviceKnock out. We need sleep.
>>43547839>A. Take the advice>C. Go chat with Bee. Comment that he was pretty badass as a giant octobull.
>>43547839>A.Take the advice
>>43547839>A.Take the adviceOh thanks.Now if you excuse me I'm gonna pass out.
>>43547839>A.Take the adviceRest, but keep an eye on them.
>>43547839"Oh thank whatever people thank in this setting, I was about to collapse."
>>43547871Do this, but in rap form. Someone think of some lyrics to spit, I got nothing.
>>43547839>>A.Take the adviceWe must be tired as fuck.>C.Talk to Tsunade"Where do the Snake Leader lives?"Even if we're not going to make a contract, we'll give Kusanagi back and gain some credit with the Snakes. Hell, this might help us in the future.
>>43547901Seriously, no. I don't want to rap. Bee was always awful at it, anons are always worse.
>>43547915I agree with this, maybe compliment Bee and thank him for helping us and letting us handle Orochimaru, if he asks why just be honest.
>>43547915We are not getting snakes. Still, asking Tsunade if she's alright might be a good idea. She's probably not taking this well.
>>43547839>>A.Take the advice>>43547901No. No rapping. Not ever.>>43547935What? No! Why would you think that was a good idea?
>>43547915Fuck that shit, and fuck giving it to Tenten. I want us to have nice things for once.
>>43547930Say what motha fucka, I ain't no rappin sucka, while some MC aint got no flow, im here break it down for yo.>your cringing only makes me want to do more
>>43547986As i said, we don't need to make the contract. We are just going to give them their relic back. This might even help us if someone tried to use snakes against us.
>>43547901Fuck off already.
>>43548014Something to consider, definitely, but later. Not right now.Let's just ask if she's doing okay.
>>43548014I'm with that plan.
follow the advice, check Tsunade sensei and try not to pass out falling into her glorious chest.
>>43547994Dude, Kusanagi is not particularly useful to us, just a fucking (really sharp) sword. Unless we made a snake contract, we don't need the Kusanagi, and it will NOT be a really good weapon for us. The best we can hope is to get some good cred with the snakes.
>>43547839>A.Take the advice>C.Talk to someoneBee. Tsunade would still be busy healing people, so let's hang out with the awesome rapping octo-bull.
>>43548064This, but of course, we also need to ___________________________________fail____________
>>43548072I think it naturally exudes poison, too. But that's still not that useful without the size changing or self-wielding aspects. And if we want those, we've got Enma. We seriously need to learn bojutsu so we can use him properly in combat.
>>43547864>>43547865>>43547875>>43547877>>43547880>>43547897>>43547914>>43547991After being relieved from healing duty, you find a comfortable spot to sit. You didn't plan on falling asleep, but you're so unbelievably tired that it's inevitable.The next thing you see when you wake up is a white ceiling. You sit up and look around to find yourself in a hospital room. To your right you see Neji and Kiba asleep in two more beds."Hey, good to see you up." you hear from your left. It's Asuma Sensei sitting in a chair near the wall. His hands are shaking something awful. "Now that you're up, you think you could do me a favor and help me get a smoke from my pocket?">A.Help him out>B.Ask what happened>C.Ask how everyone else is doing>D.Other
>>43548150>>A.Help him out>>>B.Ask what happened
>>43548150>D.Other"No smoking in the hospital, Asuma-sensei."
>>43548150>B.Ask what happened>C.Ask how everyone else is doingget him in a wheelchair so he can go outside then>A.Help him outwe're in a hospital after all.
>>43548150>D. Smoking? In a hospital? For shame, Asuma Sensei.>A. Help him out anyways.Then>B.>C.
>>43548150>C.Ask how everyone else is doing"No smoking in the hospital, sensei. Besides, I'm not sure I can stand yet.""How's everyone else pulling through?"
>>43548150>B.Ask what happened>C.Ask how everyone else is doingNo smoking in the hospital m8
>>43548150>A.Help him out>B.Ask what happened"Give me one too. I think i deserve it"Since we are disciples of Sarutobi, let's get into their family tradition: smoking like a fucking chimney.
>>43548150>>A.Help him out>>C.Ask how everyone else is doing
>>43548150Sure thing Sensei, mind if I grab on? Tsunade-sama may finish us off if she catches us though *give a weak chuckle*
>Which Village do you arrive in?You appear a gigantic explosion, that shakes the very foundations of the Stone Village. "WHO SUMMONS THE MIGH-""Finally!" Shouteda female voice. "I kept getting everyone but you!" A woman with black hair and wore a brown and red Kage uniform with the symbol of stone on the hat stood on a balcony that overlooked the "...summons me?" You grunt out. Interruptions were always annoying, but if the Kunoichi who found the scroll and get the right amount of juice to summon and not get one of the many other beasts was impressive. You leer down and inspect the woman and say, "The Tsuchikage, eh? Which number are you? Hmph. Never cared for number 2. Those eyes. Brr. Anyway Earth Shadow. Whaddya want?""Oh, well nothing. I didn't want to do more paper work and training is the only way I can get a break. I was just trying to summon you, I just read your scroll and thought you sounded neat.""What is your name little kunoichi?" She jumps up, landing on on the roof of the building to get equal in height."Kurotsuchi, I'm the Fourth Tsuchikage and now we're partners!""Hmph. Well I am...">Name>Roll a 1d10 to decide how many tails you are>Decide what animal you wish to be. Highest vote will be counted in ten minutes. Sorry. I couldn't resist.
Rolled 5 (1d10)>>43548255>Roll a 1d10 to decide how many tails you are>Decide what animal you wish to be. Highest vote will be counted in ten minutes.Bear
Rolled 2 (1d10)>>43548255Fuck it, I'm game.>Shituo>Giant fucking Armadillo
Rolled 4 (1d10)>>43548255Owlbear
Rolled 6 (1d10)>>43548255Thomas The British Tank EngineBTW its a Dung Beetle
>>43548255This seems rather rude.Sound concept, but posting it in someone else's quest thread isn't really kosher.
>>43548358Tis joke. I was going to fuck off and not do another one.No intentions of making a quest.
>>43548255Dude make you own thread, fuck off don't derail ours, ull piss off Laze asshole
>>43548150> Kon wakes up in the hospital>K has come to> Leaf Ninja Quest: The Phantom Painhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0ttxactpZ4
You can't condone smoking in a hospital, but Asuma looks like he's doing pretty badly. If he asked you for help to get one, you can't help but oblige."Smoking in a hospital? Shame on you, Sensei." you you say jokingly as you reach into his pocket and pull out a cigarette and lighter.You light the cigarette for him, and he takes a long drag. After doing so, he looks a lot more relaxed."Thanks for that, Kon." Asuma responds. "I owe you one.""What happened?" you ask."Sasori must have broken out the big stuff on me." Asuma replies. "Looks like I'm gonna be stuck with nerve damage for quite a while. But it's not all bad. I can just take some paternity leave."Asuma smiles, trying to lighten the mood. "We did good though. That's two Akatsuki down. The others should be in the rooms to either side of this one if you want to see them. Lady Tsunade and Bee should be around somewhere too. Or you could rest more to wait for Neji or Kiba here.">A.Take it easy and wait for Neji or Kiba to wake up>B.Leave the room to go see the others>C.Talk more with Asuma>D.Leave to go find Tsunade and Bee>E.Other
>>43548474>C.Talk more with Asuma
>>43548474>A.Take it easy and wait for Neji or Kiba to wake upJust spend the day resting.
>>43548474>B.Leave the room to go see the others
>>43548474>C.Talk more with Asuma"So, who called in Tsunade? I never got around to asking how she knew to be here."
>>43548474>C.Talk more with Asuma>A.Take it easy and wait for Neji or Kiba to wake up"I finally avenged Sarutobi-sensei. But it's not over yet, is it? Akatsuki is still winning. They have captured some jinchuurikis from right under our noses... And they have the jinchuuriki of the Nine Tails."
>>43548474>>B.Leave the room to go see the others
>>43548474Rest but ask Asuma how the others are doing. Tell him we have the puppet parts Shikamaru asked for so he can deal with it. Also note that we technically entered a nation illegally to chance down a suspect, any word from the Leaf? where are we anyways?
>>43548474>C. So, how much of what I remember was an exhausted fever dream and how much of it was real?
>>43548474>C.Talk more with Asuma"So what do you really think about Akatsuki, Asuma? Naruto seemed convinced they were trying to save the world somehow, but it seems to me like they're just afraid of death... one reincarnated, one steals hearts, one turned himself into a puppet.""I don't get what their objective is."
>>43548474>A.Take it easy and wait for Neji or Kiba to wake up
>>43548493>>43548506>>43548517>>43548544>>43548546>>43548552>>43548552You decide to stay put and take it easy for a bit. You talk more with Asuma while you relax."I'll stay here for a while." you say. "So how are the others doing?""They'll all recover. Choji might be out for a while, though." Asuma replies. "Choji really stepped up in that fight. His attacks weren't making much headway, but he was constantly taking blows meant for other people. 'If I've got this huge body, I should use it as a shield, right?' is what he said, getting slashed all over. He did eventually go down, but he never let that Cloud girl take a single hit. I think she's impressed.""What was lady Tsunade doing here?" you ask. "It was fortunate she was, so I'm not complaining, but it was unexpected.""It was a stroke of pure luck that she decided to come along with us the day we left." Asuma responds. "She came to speak with the Raikage on behalf of the Leaf, but she wound up saving all of us. Who knows if we could have survived without her."After a while, you see Kiba stirring. He sits up and groggily rubs his eyes."Morning guys." Kiba yawns. "Hey, Kon! You look like you're doing great! So I guess your mission went well, huh?"Kiba laughs as he leans down to pet Akamaru.>A.Ask him about what happened>B.Tell him about your mission>C.Go see someone else>D.Other
>>43548864>B.Tell him about your missionShits great yoWe got Hinata and killed orochimaruLiving the dream
>>43548864>B.Tell him about your missionOh, yes. Destroyed one of Orochimaru's bases, finally recaptured that Hyuuga girl, what's her name, and killed the snake himself. How about you, Kiba?
>>43548864>B.Tell him about your mission"Well... The first part wasn't as successful as i expected. But we ended up killing Orochimaru AND Sasori, so, in the end, it all worked out. And i got a nice sword.">A.Ask him about what happened"What about you?"
>>43548864>D. Show off the Kusanagi>"Sasuke is going to be soooo jealous."
>>43548864>B.Tell him about your mission"Orochimaru's dead and I'm not, so yeah. Went pretty well."
>>43548864>D. The mission was kick Orochimaru's shit in. So yeah, mission accomplished. But that's not even the best part. See, we also ran into that blonde-haired prick, the one Hinata ran off with. And, lo and behold, she was there too. Tenzo's probably taking her back to the leaf with Sasuke, Haku, and the other prisoners.
>>43548864>A.Ask him about what happened>B.Tell him about your mission
No idea actually, me and Neji had to run for three days straight to get to you guys. You keep having to face puppets don't you eh? Maybe I should get up and go apologise to the raikage for technically invading his nation?
>>43548864>A.Ask him about what happened
>>43548864"Better than I expected, to be honest.">>B.Tell him about your mission
Don't reveal stuff guys we are Itachi level black ops, we take our mission details to the grave dammit
>>43548998What, they're gonna know about Hinata soon anyways. And it's not really a secret that we beat down Orochifuckmunch
>>43549034I still feel we should stay quiet until Hokage says we can break radio silence, tell him the akatski beat Downs were a bonus though, ask if he got a souvenir and show him the sword
>>43548864>D. Tell Asuma Shikamaru asked us to grab some things, make sure he's not gonna smack us for missing them.
>>43549128We got them all.
>>43549191So, given the "you can't help but feel like there's an ulterior motive here" comment, I assume we're all thinking that he's trying to get in goo with Temari's family, right? I mean, that just seems like the obvious place to go with this train of thought.
>>43548909>>43548913>>43548936>>43548945>>43548951>>43548979That's a bit of an understatement. The mission went about as well it could have."Well, the mission was to take down Orochimaru and we did." you say. "That's not all, though. His hideout got destroyed, and we captured some prisoners. One of which you'll be familiar with.""So you got Hinata, huh?" Kiba puts on a serious face. "Sasuke's been training for this, but I don't think he even knows what to do from this point. We'll have to help him out."You pull out Kusanagi so Kiba can marvel at it for a while, then put it away as Neji gets up.Once he does, Asuma gets up to leave."Well, I'll go check on my team again now." he says. "Feel free to join me, or not. Either way, take it easy. You guys deserve it."Asuma leaves, and Neji addresses you."I'd say we performed admirably, Kon." he remarks. "I'm going to be indulging myself with a day's rest. Feel free to join me, or you could meet up with someone if you're so inclined.">A.I'm with you, let's chill>B.I want to see how the others are doing for myself>C.We did come here uninvited, I really should talk to someone about that>D.Other
>>43549315>C.We did come here uninvited, I really should talk to someone about that
>>43549315>B.I want to see how the others are doing for myselfBut that shouldn't take too long, so after that>A.I'm with you, let's chill
>>43549315>A.I'm with you, let's chillAww yeah
>>43549315>C. We did come here uninvited. I'm gonna go do all the respect paying for us, since we're here. Hopefully they won't mind.
>>43549315>C.We did come here uninvited, I really should talk to someone about thatMaybe Bee can put in a good word.
>>43549315>>B.I want to see how the others are doing for myself>>C.We did come here uninvited, I really should talk to someone about thatWe can rest when our assorted business is done.I feel like we're bailing on Neji, though. Which is a pity, because he's been bro tier all quest.
>>43549315>C.We did come here uninvited, I really should talk to someone about that>A.I'm with you, let's chill
>>43549331>>43549338>>43549345>>43549364>>43549371>>43549409You want to take a break too, but something's bothering you. You and Neji did come to the Land of Lightning without permission."I know Captain Tenzo gave us orders to pursue Orochimaru, but we did come here uninvited." you tell Neji. "I really should talk to someone about that.""I'm sure Lady Tsunade has covered for us." Neji replies. "But I'm sure you'll feel better after confirming for yourself. Go ahead. I'll be here if you need me."Neji leans back."Try to find Bee, he'll be able to help you out." Kiba suggests. "He's probably here, since his students were in the fight too."You leave your hospital room and find Bee nearby, in the lobby. He gets up when he notices you and comes over."Yo kid, how you feeling?" he greets you. "A fight like that, and most kids still be reeling.">A.Tell him you want to speak with someone about intruding>B.Ask him something>C.Other
>>43549637>>A.Tell him you want to speak with someone about intrudingI realize that technically we have a mutual defense treaty against Akatsuki but a border violation is still a diplomatic incident.
>>43549637>C. Much better than I expected.>B.Ask him somethingHow he is.>>A.Tell him you want to speak with someone about intruding
>>43549637>A.Tell him you want to speak with someone about intruding>How you doing B man?
>>43549637>B.Ask him something"Nah, just got tired. Three days of pursuit and a fight with a Sannin will do that to you.""So... are we cool? We kind of chased the snake into your turf."
>>43549637>A.Tell him you want to speak with someone about intrudingFeeling fin, so no need for me to whineGot out wound fee, no need to worry about me.
>>43549691Fuck off with the rapping already. It won't happen.
Can we please rap back at Bee?
>>43549637>>A.Tell him you want to speak with someone about intruding>>43549691No rapping.
>>43549729I'd write another one, but I blew my creative load last time.
>>43549729No, Piss off.
>>43549637>C.Other"Better than the other guy. I am worried about possible diplomatic issues, though. Asuma's team was authorized to come here, but Neji and I kind of intruded."
I wanna rap back at him too, but I can't think of anything clever.
If we're not making the snake contract, we should convince an ally of ours to make it. This way, we'll at least have someone with snakes on our side, and the Leaf can keep the Kusanagi.
>>43549994Or give it to Anko.
>>43549668>>43549684>>43549685>>43549691>>43549748Bee looks like he's doing just fine, despite the battle. Must be the benefit of being a Jinchuuriki."I'm doing alright, just a bit tired." you answer. "I wanted to speak with someone about intruding. Asuma's team had permission to be here, but Neji and I kind of violated your borders.""Yo man, you was chasing that criminal, so don't fret. My bro and your teach talkin it out right now, I bet." he responds. "You don't need to do nothing, but if you gonna regret, then come on. I'll take you to 'em before I forget."Bee leads you out of the hospital and to the Raikage's office in a building nearby. Bee knocks, and both of you are let in.You see Tsunade standing across from the Raikage's desk. Sitting at the desk is a huge, muscular man with pale blond hair and a mustache, with dark skin."And who is this now?" the Raikage asks. "Is this the kid that fought Orochimaru?">A.Introduce yourself>B.Explain the situation>C.Ask if your intrusion can be overlooked>D.Ask Tsunade if she's taken care of everything>E.Other
>>43550044"Oh by the way, I killed Orochimaru, have his sword." I'm down for that.
>>43550044Way too secondary, will not make good use of it.
>>43549994I really do hope we come around on the snake contract though. How cool would it be to pocket sand our enemies, but with snakes?
>>43550095>A.Introduce yourself>we got Bee vouching for us.
>>43550095>>A.Introduce yourself>B.Explain the situation
>>43550095>A.Introduce yourself>B.Explain the situation>C.Ask if your intrusion can be overlookedThese three seem to get at the heart of our issue
>>43550118She's the only other person whose signed the snake contract, she's the only other person who can use the sword.
stop trying to give away our new sword assholes.
>>43550095>A.Introduce yourself>B.Explain the situation
>>43550095>A Followed by >C Then>E: yes sir good to meet you, this is my first time here apologies it was not under the best circumstances
Eating dinner guys, back in a while
>>43550095>A.Introduce yourself>B.Explain the situation>C.Ask if your intrusion can be overlooked
>A.Introduce yourselfYep. Also the kid who killed Orochimaru.>B.Explain the situation
>>43550095>>A.Introduce yourself>>C.Ask if your intrusion can be overlooked
>>43550168We can't even use this sword, quit being dumb, it should go to the person who can use it, plus Ankp will be relieved to her that Pedo-snake bought the farm, also she's the mother pf jinchuuriki, one would think giving her a super sword to protect the kid would be the smart thing to do.
we could always just ask Anko about the possibility of forming a contract with the snakes ourselves or something, before deciding what to ultimately do with the sword
>>43550119Yeah, making the snake contract would be cool. And, besides the whole "i'll make right where Orochimaru wronged" and the poetic justice as a apprentice of Sarutobi, there's the "You kill it, you bought it" idea behind it.
>>43550231we carry a sword all the time even if we hardly ever use it.
>>43550277We've already got the monkey contract, monkeys and snakes don't get along. Plus I don't think she even has the scroll for us to sign.
The sword is a bad gift for anyone because eventually it WILL get summoned and disappear
>>43550302Which is why we don't need this one. Give it to Anko she can at least use the sword.
>>43550168fuckers didn't let kon keep the zabuza sword so fuck you, you're not getting the snake sword
>>43550334>>43550342But I do agree that the Snake summon is a good idea.
>>43550334Yes but she has the contract to summon it, so it's a good gift to her.
>>43550342An easy way to settle this is just ask if anyone in the village has the snake contract, and give it to them.
>>43550359We can't even use it why the hell should we keep it, we've got a perfectly fine sword that actually works, we don't need this one.
>>43550377Anko is the only other person whose signed the contract, and she doesn't have the scroll. Kabuto probably has it, so unless you fucks want him to get the sword it should go to Anko.
>>43550414This is a better sword, and we fucking earned that shit unlike Zabuza's sword.
>>43550462So? You guys have fucking hated the idea of a sword literally every other time it's been brought up.
>>43550497Yes but with snake contract we can control that shit with our mindsAlso it wasn't everyone that hated swordsIt was the anti swordfags
>>43550541Personally, I'd rather learn to use a staff so we can use Enma properly. He's the blunt force equivalent of Kusanagi, and Impact Release works real well with blunt force.
>>43550497Cool your tits, I'm not one of the anons with a pathological hatred of swords. Like I said, we earned the right to use the Kusanagi for a while and I hope we hold onto it. But it seems others are dead set on giving it away at all costs.
>>43550497That's because before it was a pleb-tier sword from bandits. This is a god-tier sword, quite possibly one of the single best ones in the entire setting.>>43550095>>A.Introduce yourself>>B.Explain the situation
Why don't we give this sword to Anko and then order our own chakra sword? We gotta have the money
>>43550541We cant even get our hands on the snake contract, Kabuto has it. If we give the sword to Anko at least someone in leaf has it instead of him. We can't use it with out signing the contract so we shpyld give it to someone who has in this case Anko. I'm not even against the idea of us using swords, but we can't use this one, so we should give it to an ally who can that's all I'm saying.
>>43550587No. For us, it is a mid to high tier sword, not even top tier. It is god tier for anyone who has a snake contract. Which, for the whole Susanoo symbolism, i say Kon should have.
Is it even possible to have two summoning contracts at the same time?
>>43550595We can do this. I'm not against swords, but we can't even use thos one.
>>43550575I agree with that but personally I'm also up for snake contract for 2 reasons1 - Monkeys don't have giant summons like Mamba2 - Kusanagi + Impact Release + Kusanagi's poison = Venomous High Frequency Blade
>>43550656I agree. I really like the idea the other anons had of redeeming the snake contract, even if the snakes themselves are rather dickish.
>>43550665One on each hand, but Snake contract is out of reach, plus monkies hate snakes.
>>43550665Yeah, Sasuke does it in canon with snakes and hawks. Laze has stated that it's limited to two per customer unless you have the Rinnegan, though. Sign one contract with each hand, you're limited to using that hand to deploy the seal array with when summoning.
>>43550690We'd have to gey from Kabuto for that, and good luck finding that dick.
I have an idea guys!>Summon Enma, go staff mode>Tie Kusanagi to Adamantine Staff>???>ProfitTry to touch Kon now, Akatsuki.
>>43550885We make the snake wrap itself around Enma's hand and they transform into a polearm.
>>43550885>>43550903Might want to talk this stuff over with Enma first.
>>43550885>A staff with a swordSo... A spear?
>>43551038A spear with a fucked up poison
>>43551078How in the hell does a staff and sword make this?!
>>43551109Well son, you see when a staff and a sword reaallly like each other and feel comfortable taking a big step in their relationship ...
>>43551109That's not a glaive. Do research.
>>43551109He's talking about real world glaives, not weird fantasy ones. In reality a glaive was a type of polearm that had a long, single-edged blade. For some reason it became associated with throwing weapons in fiction, though. Not sure why.
>>43551109Because that is a fake fantasy glaive. A real glaive is a polearm.
>>43551109What is that supposed to be? Some sort of movie prop?
You take a deep bow as you introduce yourself."My name is Kon Karagowa,." you start. "My teammate and I entered your country in pursuit of Orochimaru without your permission, Lord Raikage. I was hoping you overlook our intrusion.""Hmph." the Raikage snorts. "Finally, the Leaf sends a kid with some manners. I don't particularly care about you two. Two Akatsuki are now dead, and Bee is safe. Given your contributions, I can easily just consider you part of the diplomatic team. There won't be an issue. However, there is a more serious problem. While all of our focus was on Bee, Akatsuki sent another team to capture our other Jinchuuriki, Yugito Nii. They left absolutely no trace. We have teams out right now, scouring the countryside for any sign of them, but the trail is completely cold. They knew what they were doing. By targeting both of the Jinchuuriki at once, they were sure to capture at least one of them. Yet again, Akatsuki has played another village for fools!"The Raikage slams his fist on his desk."I will be calling a for summit of the five kages next month. There are certain things that must be addressed."The Raikage seems to be tolerant of you, but the way he made that last statement gives you the feeling that he isn't calling the summit out of a desire for further cooperation.>End of Chapter 42Sorry for ending it so abruptly guys, but I need to call it here for todayRunning next on WednesdayTwitter is @LazeQMAlso, we are not about to start a war arc like in the manga, so just calm down
>>43551269Pretty sure it's from the fantasy movie Krull.
>>43551109>That is a glaiveU wot m8
>>43551340>Yugito is downGaara, Han, and Utakata I don't mind. Roshi, I think I can manage. But Matatabi and Yugito's deaths are coming out of Naruto's dumb hide.
>>43551340Motherfucker, they got Yugito? And we're doing the Five Kage Summit already? Oh, things are going far too fast, even with your guarantee we're not going to the Fourth Ninja War. Well, let's hope we can keep up. Thanks for running, Laze. See you next time.
>>43551340do you plan on running this quest long enough for us to eventually get a Genin squad?
>>43551460Potentially. I already had your squad planned out for if I did so. I'm sure you can guess which three kids they would be.
>>43551427It looks like Kon is bad ass enough to keep up, just not blessed to get freebee's like Naruto got.All the shit in the manga happened fast time wise, just drawn out chapter wise too.
>>43551490Yo Laze do we have anyone on the village that has contract scroll with the snakes?
>>43551340Damn it. We're down to Bee, the baby, and the bastard.
>>43551490Was Orochimaru surprised at getting killed?
>>43551567Anko is the only person in the Leaf contracted to the snakes, and she doesn't have the scroll
>>43551490Taiyaki, Mirai and Shizuka, presumably. So we've got a jinchuriki named after a food, a Uchiha with a relationship to Itachi, and a normal but skilled kid associated with flowers. I swear, if we wind up losing an eye only for Sasuke to give us one of his...
>>43551604Funny thing is we won't even need to put an eye patch because we got eyes like brockThey'll never know when its closed or open and when they will shit their pants when they learn we have a sharigan
Hey Laze can you update the pastebin?
>>43551593He didn't expect it when he left his hideout, but as soon as he saw transformed Bee's strength, he knew he fucked up underestimating him. Eight headed serpent was his last resort, but at that point he knew he would be worn down. If he had known just how strong Bee would be, he would have prepared some Edo Tensei.As for you, he actually enjoyed your little bout. You surpassed any expectations he hadHe didn't feel bad about losing to you because he knows he could have beat you one on one
>>43551594Anons really want a girl in the Leaf village to romance. As all the canon girls (that I can think of) are otherwise occupied, will you perchance be providing one?
>>4355172510/10 is a thing you knowWe just have to try hard enough
>>43551696It'll be updated by Wednesday>>43551725That sounds like a painAnd somehow I don't think I'd feel comfortable creating a waifu for /tg/
>>43551725Dude, you do realize most people are divided between TenTen and Kurotsuchi, right? I mean, who the hell asked exclusively for a new Leaf girl?
>>43551793I'd considered that to be important back before we'd met Kurotsuchi, and before we discovered that this version of Tenten was Shirou in drag.
>>43551792So, Laze, is there any chance we can hunt down Kabuto and get the snake scroll? Also, which members of Naruto's Hebi we managed to capture? Or only Hinata has been captured?
>>43551882I doubt you'll be able to track down Kabuto any time soon, but you can make it a priority if you wantYou captured Hinata, Suigetsu, and Juugo
>>43551930How pissed is Naruto now that we captured his waifu? And is Kon a priority target now? Or Is he under the radar still? Hoping that on the latter personally.Also how is Sauce man?
I'm assuming Kiba ain't the diplomatic type from those comments. Laze can Kon get a metal Hunter nin mask? Kinda blows our surprise when everyone knows who we are and what we look like
>>43552004Naruto's irritated that he can't hang out with his friends more, but as long as they stay safe, that's all that mattersKon is a guy to look out for now. They don't think you'll be taking members down solo, but your presence can complicate an encounterSasuke is conflictedHis goal was achieved, but not by him. He feels like he wasted all his time training, and it amounted to nothing>>43552087I guess you could ask about it
>>43551930Holy shit! We have Juugo! We should study him! The guy is frequently in a near-Sage mode state.Also, hunting Kabuto would be useful. Let's prevent the whole Edo Tensei army bullshit.
>>43552131So is Enma looking forward to training us now, we gotta do that at some point.
>>43552256He is anticipating it
>>43552131>His goal was achieved, but not by him. He feels like he wasted all his time training, and it amounted to nothingTime to bro it up with Sauce and help him find a new ambition. Supporting him and preventing him from becoming like canon Sasuke is in keeping with the Will of Fire shit.
>>43552350Earlier in this thread, as you undoubtedly saw, some anon had the idea to make a Kusanagi/Enma Staff combo. How would that go over with the summons?
>>43552423Enma would call the idea retarded
>>43552464>But you can extend really far! And then I can stab people with that!
>>43552464>Your mom is retarded>Now turn into a staff so I can glue you with the snake sword
>>43552464>>43552580>>43552717Goddamnit Enma just do it, it'd be really cool.
>>43552897>Do it you monkey fagot>You know you want to