>This is a quest taking place in an alternate version of the Naruto world during the same time period as the story, with a few notable differences. You will be playing as Kon Karagowa, a young Leaf Jonin. Your character is defined by your choices, so write-ins are always encouraged. And remember to have fun!>Quest Info:http://pastebin.com/DCBQUwqG>Previous threads:http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Leaf%20Ninja%20Quest
>>43525717Time to get raped by femorochi and have her bodysnatch the rape baby
>>43525717hey Laze, if you want you could drop me a description of what you imagine Kon to look like, got that he has Green (I imagine Jade) chakra, anything else?Also this pick was trying to draw on the Third abit...then I realized we are similar to Kiba....fuck
>>43525717Fuck yeah Leaf Ninja time.
>>43525754Put on a shirt nigga.
>>43525754Shisui has green shit too.That's gotta mess with Sasuke a bit.
>>43525753Nah, that's not going to happen for another few years. Mitsuki's Boruto's age, after all, if he was conceived now he wouldn't be able to be on the same team.
>>43525790what Kind? a weave one like Anko, come on we're Kon "Stud of the Leaf" Karagowa, give some fan service
>>43525754He looks like a mix between Ichimaru Gin and Yuki Terumi and has Gins constant basically closed eyes and grin.
>>43525754I don't really have a specific description, but I always saw him as wearing the standard flak jacket for one. That hairstyle's not bad though, I could get behind it.
>>43525803You mean Itachi, right? I don't think Sasuke knows that much about Shisui.
>>43525754Kon would wear a coat, and his flak jacket, Where else do you expect him to hide his explosive tags!?
>>43525829Actually, Sasuke knew Shisui pretty well.>My older brother's best friend.
>>43525717LEAF NINJA TIME ONCE MORE!HHYPE!
>>43525837If we get smart we use summoning seals like Sauske had on his wrist, tattoo them on, never truly disarmed, summon then when we need, no weight, no risk to use, all of the boom
>>43525848Sorry, poor phrasing. I mean that I don't think Sasuke ever saw Shisui in action, and so wouldn't know what his chakra was like.
Aww yeah, Kon time. I still think his chakra is purple/violet.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Mdo1K9i8KY&index=15&list=PL4C928EAF7AA5B906Before you is Orochimaru, the man who killed your master three years ago. Beside him is one of his usual giant summon snakes. Both he and the snake don't seem irritated in the slightest at your appearance."You know boy, your arrival just might make this battle more interesting." Orochimaru says, his long tongue swaying. "The Jinchuuriki was just spinning around with those swords and making a fool of himself. Hopefully you'll have the incentive to take this a bit more seriously."Beside you, the Jinchuuriki, Bee, scoffs before replying to Orochimaru's remark."Man, this scaly dude copping an attitude." he starts. "I just thought straight stomping you would be rude. Figured I'd start slow and set the mood. If I pulled Gyuuki out then you'd be screwed, yo."Bee turns to you. "I can handle my own, aight? Unless you really wanna fight. Sounds like this creep ain't done you right. If you want, we can keep it tight."Bee seems to be willing to cooperate, though he's confident he doesn't need to. Orochimaru looms in the distance, waiting for either of you to make a move.>A.He's more dangerous than you think. We should work together>B.I want to be the one to fight him>C.If you can handle it, then I'll go help my teammates>D.Other
>>43525894>A.He's more dangerous than you think. We should work together
>>43525882I think he watched his brother spar some with Shisui (who could totally kick his ass btw). But yeah, I get what you mean.>>43525894>D. "My mission is to return to the leaf with his headband and the biggest chunk I can find once he's dead. If you want to help, fine by me." Nice and cold.
>>43525894>>A.He's more dangerous than you think. We should work togetherThe blood on Orochimaru's hands is that of my mentor, the Sandaime Hokage. His death will be at my hands.
>>43525894>A.He's more dangerous than you think. We should work togetherCurse my lack of freestyling skills with which to compose a response.
>>43525894>>C.If you can handle it, then I'll go help my teammatesBii's primarily a close range specialist. We haven't trained with him.We're more likely to get in each other's way than help.
>>43525894>>A.He's more dangerous than you think. We should work together
>>43525894>B. I'm going to be the one to kill him. And I'm going to enjoy it alot more than I probably should.
>>43525955We can handle the giant snake, though, keep some pressure off him while he fights Orochimaru.
>>43525894Whatever response we give to him, we rap it out.
>>43525894>>A.He's more dangerous than you think. We should work together>D.He needs to die for what he's done to my village, my sensei, and countless innocents, he can't ever hurt anyone else again.
>>43525894>AYo, dude i'm Kon of the leaf, this guy, yeah we major beef.I'll run support and back up the beat, knock that fool off his feet. Yo>come on decent free stylers get in here, im shit
>>43525894>A.He's more dangerous than you think. We should work togetherThis cold mother fucker lives off surprise, underestimating him would be most unwise
>>43525983How about for that second line we use "So excuse my intrusion to bring some relief, make it easy for you to go and knock out his teeth"?
Why are we rhyming?
>>43525894>>A.He's more dangerous than you think. We should work togetherCloud and Leaf. We take down one of the sannins right here, right now.
>>43526061Dunno, we should be completely serious about KILLING THE EVIL MASS MURDERING AKATSUKI WHO MURDERED OUR SENSEIbut you know, bee lol right?
>>43526061Because Bee's thing is that he insists on rapping nearly everything he says, so we're being friendly and styling along with him.
>>43526053Ma man, do it
>>43526115Fuck being friendly, Kon should have his Murder set to 11.
>>43526107Whilst I agree that Kon probably wouldn't joining with Bee's rap, he's never been super serious or obsessed with avenging the Third. So chill
>>43526132Kon's rage is like his traps, patient, seemingly calm, then at the critical moment his rage boils forth unleashing a hell unseen since the Ten Tails walked the earth.
>>43525894>>A.He's more dangerous than you think. We should work together.No rapping, it's serious time.
>>43525894Check yo' self, didn't mean to harsh your flow,Seven stingas and a lyrical lightning solo.But your tempo... it ain't no swarm of Killa B's yo,Can't go killin' da snake wit' nothin' but kendo,So ro' wit da flow, an keep yo shit real peeps,When you rollin' on da snake, you best be rollin' deep.
>>43525894Laze, a serious question: Has Bee managed to shred Orochimaru's cloak yet? Because it is a universal rule that you can't beat an Akatsuki until they've lost their cloak.
Being serious is exactly what Orochimaru wants.We gotta act aloof and pretend like he doesn't matter and then kick his ass! That'll really piss him off.
>>43526132This. It is serious mode revenge time.We can have a rap battle later.
>>43526204No, no it won't. He doesn't get pissed until he starts losing.
>>43526191you the lyrical rap slinga from the last thread?
>>43526222I wonder if he'll ressurect our parents to try and fuck with us, only for us to ask who they are.
>>43526191I do hope B says this at some point. Even if he never does it's pretty good anon-who-made-it.
Basically, how i see our Divine Aegis. I'm trying to draw Kon using his KG, and i'm using this as a base. So, guys, Kon's supposed to be kinda like Ichimaru Gin but with black hair, right?
>>43526310I was under the impression its brown that's the way I drew it
Green Energy + Monkey Aesthetic Guys. We're Chiro now.SUPER ROBOT MONKEY TEAM HYPERFORCE GO!
>>43526365YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH
>>43525717>>43525894Just caught up and glad to be part of the quest.Now fellas though I must suggest that the Ten Ten Fags need to make Kon speak up and let her know about his feelings, but also let her know that he can see her focusing on her career as a ninja and that it is a respectable endeavor but that she should know that you are there for her if she ever needs you whether it be for friendship or something more.On the note of other things I go with with Option A>A.He's more dangerous than you think. We should work together.But it must be conveyed in rap.
>>43526393IF I SHUT MY WHORE MOUTH THEN I CAN'T PLEASURE YOU ANON WITH MY MOUTH THAT IS A WHORE.
>>43525912>>43525921>>43525932>>43525940>>43525961>>43525982>>43525983>>43525991>>43526073https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5FeKFKLvwAYou know that fighting an Akatsuki member alone isn't a risk either of you should be taking."He's more dangerous than you think. He killed my teacher, the Third Hokage." you explain. "We should work together.""I hear you." Bee responds, putting his swords away. "I'mma go into my tailed beast form and take out those summon snakes of his, and try and keep him on the run for you. I'll let you do what you need to do."A cloak of chakra similar to Naruto's begins to envelop Bee, and he breaks off to fight Orochimaru's snake. At the sight of this, Orochimaru's eyes widen just a bit."Oho, so he's finally using the beast's power? I heard he was a perfect Jinchuuriki." Orochimaru muses. "A simple snake like that is nothing to him. It will take much more."Orochimaru cycles through some hand signs and performs the Summoning Jutsu, from which appears a familiar giant purple snake."Manda." Orochimaru calls to it. "That man there contains the tailed beast within him, we need to capture him. I trust you can handle it?""Don't you doubt me." Manda says. "I will easily defeat him. You had best prepare a suitable offering for when I am done.""Of course." Orochimaru responds, before facing you. "Now then, shall we begin?">A.Get close and attack>B.Keep your distance and attack>C.Set the field with explosives>D.Other
>>43526310Green, It's been that way for a long time, And it had a big shitstorm and a vote even.
>>43526397We aren't rapping, and we aren't gonna try to bang Tenten until the war kicks off.
>>43526397To late, the Kuro train is on the tracks...plus you know upsetting the Stonekage grand daughter...not a great idea
>>43526422>C.Set the field with explosives
>>43526310Anons it was voted a while ago that green hair was canonLaze likes the hairstyle of >>43525754but with him wearing a flak jacket.That might as well be his canon appearance.
>>43526422>D. Wait for him to attack, block it with a feedback barrier, then move around his attack using an Impact-enhanced Shunshin for a close range attack.
>>43526193He has not>>43526191Also, my condolences to the anon that wrote this magnificent piece, I'm sorry it couldn't be used here
>>43526422>>C.Set the field with explosives
>>43526422>D. SUMMON MONKEY KING!
>>43526422>A.Get close and attackOur best ranged attack is precision damage and won't much hurt a man made of snakes, and being made of snakes means he'll just slither around any traps we plant.
>>43526422>B.Keep your distance and attack>C.Set the field with explosivesJust do some basic trapping, we need some reserves.
>>43526422>D. We need to King Kong this mug
>>43526422Begin to rig the field, likely the only prep time we will get. Be aware and ready for Genjutsu. >Laze do we actually stand a chance here? what are our Chakra reserves looking like?
>>43526467>He has notWell we have some work to do then.Also reminder that this fight is. the. hardest. yet.Oro will kill us given the chance no doubt.Let's play this smart and cautious.
Remember Orochimaru's worst stat is his Tijutsu, just don't let him use techniques and we can pummel him
>>43526625He can always summon the kusanagi though.
>>43526625It isn't that simple anon, however i agree that after we make an opening we should engage in CQC, maybe we should try to double team him with Enma and get him in beatdown mode if we can manage to summon him.
I just want to point out that i'm sure one of the main reasons this pair was chosen to come after B is his weakness to poison.By which i simply mean he has no defense against it outside of trying to not get poisoned in the first place.If B gets poisoned we need to become hyper aggressive because this fight will become very one sided and we need to force a conclusion.Just one anon's thoughts.
>>43526422>>C.Set the field with explosivesIts bomberman time.
>>43526447>>43526451>>43526459>>43526468>>43526493>>43526536You have to play this cautiously. Orochimaru is undoubtedly the strongest enemy you've ever faced alone, and one wrong move could spell your end.You decide to start with an old standby, you set explosive tag traps all around in an effort to control the battlefield."Oh? You want to limit my movements? If I recall, that's exactly what you did against that boy in the Chunin exams all those years ago." Orochimaru notes. "I do not need to move from this spot, however. With my arsenal of jutsu, I can defeat you while standing still."Suddenly, four mud clones rise from the ground behind you, as Orochimaru cycles through some hand signs."Fire Release: Phoenix Flower Jutsu!"His attack approaches you from the front, and his clones from behind. The explosives you've set will also make it hard to maneuver.>A.Dodge, you can get far enough away to avoid everything>B.Try to knock his attack out of the air, then deal with the clones>C.Put up a barrier>D.Other
>>43526850>A.Dodge, you can get far enough away to avoid everything
>>43526850>D. Leap REALLY far up into the air with a Impact-enhanced Shunshin. Use Chakra to direct descent (and speed it up) and crash right into Orochifucker with all the force of a particularly horny meteorite.
>>43526850>>A.Dodge, you can get far enough away to avoid everythingRemember, Kons barrier is weak to fire.
>>43526850>>B.Try to knock his attack out of the air, then deal with the clones
>>43526850>>43526886>Impact Release: Palm Descending from HeavenFund it.
>>43526850>>>B.Try to knock his attack out of the air, then deal with the clones
>>43526850Use our knife on a rope to pull one of his mud clones into his own attack.
>>43526850>A.Dodge, you can get far enough away to avoid everythingStraight up if need be. While we're at it, detonate the tags, should blow up the mud clones and clearly Orochi's not fussed by them.
>>43526946This, the smoke could provide cover.
>>43526850>>A.Dodge, you can get far enough away to avoid everythingTry to counter with a shattershot, make HIM move.
>>43526931This use a little impact chakra (only a little) to boost our strength to be higher than his. Swing that clone into the attack and knock the others into the bombs.
>>43526946Sounds good, also voting to counter with a shattershot.
>>43526921>>43526946Both of these could be done at the same time. I'm going with this.
>>43526946this and in the chaos summon the monkeys to lock his senses. They will only last briefly so we will have to strike fast, VERY FAST
>>43526886>>43526946Seconding both these. I think they'll go well together.
>>43526886>>43526850HORNY METEORITE FTW!
>>43526886This. This is awesome.
>I have the high ground Kon!Kon leaps high into the sky>Fuck you Orochimaru! I have the high ground now!
>>43526886>>43526946>Cover the area in explosives>Hit the ground with enough raw power to create a 6 megaton explosion>All the tags in the area go off at the same time>Kon is the only survivor.
>>43527055>"You can't have the high ground if THERE'S NO GROUND!">Sets off tags.
>>43526886>>43526946You need to get clear of his attacks and find a way to attack him, so you quickly think of a way to do both.You force Impact chakra into your feet, and jump to a great height, far out of the reach of Orochimaru's attacks. You set off some off your explosive tags, hoping to destroy the mud clones in the blast.As you fall, you direct yourself in Orochimaru's direction, ready to strike him with an attack fueled by both Impact chakra and gravity. If he doesn't want to move, he'll suffer the consequences.Before you can hit him, Orochimaru smirks."Summoning: Rashomon!"A gate with a demonic face rises to greet your attack. You strike it, and are able to smash through, but you lose most of your momentum. You're left face to face with Orochimaru, who has produced a sword from his gullet, and is prepped to attack.>A.Stay at this range, meet him in close combat>B.Try to back off quickly and attack from range>C.Other
>>43527113We need to hit up the Tsuchigumo clan and Fury the fuck out of everything.
>>43527210>A.Stay at this range, meet him in close combatUse barrier
>>43527210>A. Stay at this range, meet him in close combat.>C. Open up with a shattershot first, then move through it right after him.Jesus christ, we punched right through a Rashomon?
>>43527210>A.Stay at this range, meet him in close combat
>>43527210>>A.Stay at this range, meet him in close combatWe broke through Rashomon?We hit harder than I thought.
>>43527210>Use knife on a rope, wrap it around his sword and then channel our electricity through it and zap Orochimaru's ass.Then take his fucking sword and stab him with it until he's a bloody pile of puncture wounds.
>>43527210>A.Stay at this range, meet him in close combatPut up that Impact Release Armor we've got. We do NOT want to get cut by Kusanagi.>>43527246Kusanagi's the snake equivalent of Enma. If we try to wield it the sword will just turn back into a snake, bite us, then go over to Orochimaru again.
>>43527210>>A.Stay at this range, meet him in close combat
>>43527246We DO have a Kyoketsu-Shoge
>>43527210>>A.Stay at this range, meet him in close combatGet rid of that fucking sword if you can, with the rope knife.Then shattershot him. Wait i forget can he do jedi bullshit with he sword and call it back?
>>43527268Yeah. The knife on a rope.
>>43527210If he tries to stab rather than take the brunt, catch to between palm and then round house kick the fucker with chakra kick. That sword can move on its own to keep aware, we saw it drop Sensei.
>>43527210>C. Compliment his barrier. It didn't stop us, but it did slow us down quite a bit.
>>43527279We should strap an explosive tag on the end of it, just because there's no way snake guy isn't gonna cut the rope.Also bomb flail. BOMB FLAIL.
>>43527270Yeah, he can control it. That's how he killed Sarutobi in canon.I forgot about it transforming back into the snake.It's also sharp enough to harm Monkey King in his adamant staff form.We should really get our summon on.
>>43527318Probably next post anon, as soon as we have an opening to summon so we won't get punished.Soon anon, soon.
>>43527222>>43527226>>43527232>>43527236>>43527266>>43527267>>43527270You have to take any opportunity to hit him that you can get. As Orochimaru swings his sword at you, you cover your body with Impact chakra to dull the blow, while pulling out your kyoketsu-shoge. You can feel your chakra sapping, but the blade is blocked, giving you the time you need to wrap around the sword and disarm Orochimaru.As you toss the sword aside, it transforms into a snake and begins to slither back towards you and Orochimaru. You want to put as much distance as possible between them, so you quickly use a Shattershot.As you expected, Orochimaru knows the trick to not getting stunned, and he leaps backwards. He's struck by the attack, but only receives minor damage."So you made me move, after all." he chuckles. "I guess you can consider that a small victory."You have mere moments before the snake reaches Orochimaru and he undoubtedly comes at you for another attack.>A.Get close to him again, don't let up>B.Attack him from here>C.Summon>D.Other
>>43527522>A. Get close again, don't let up.>D. Prep a Vacuum Whirlwind jutsu as you close the distance, because you just KNOW that motherfucker gonna try and hit you with snakes before you get there.
>>43527522>D. "Nah. All according to the plan." Use Titan's Grasp in the Kusanagi Snake. And, if he tries to turn it back into a sword, we give it back to him, by throwing it with our remote barrier right into his chest;
>>43527522>>C.SummonFOR SARUTOBI SENSEI!
>>43527522Guys, the 3 monkeys won't do jack shit against him. He's a snake man. He can taste air/detect heat via touch.Now, if we had the OTHER monkey summon...
>>43527522can we nail the snake to the ground and go for the Enma summoning?
>>43527522>D.OtherUse your barriers to bind the snake. We worked on doing that for full size opponents, right? Should be a lot easier to maintain on a snake-size target. Then charge back into Taijutsu range.
>>43527544And if we do it between orochimaru and the snake sword, they will be separated further.
>>43527558Go all out, when we summon Enma say to him "I think it's time to righted the mistakes of the past, are you with me?" if we could charge him with chakra when he is transformed imagine the power, hell we could shield the staff to protect Enma a little to!
>>43527522>C.SummonYO ENMA! LITLLE HELP PLEASE.
>>43527582EXACTLY!>>43527557>>43527576That drains Chakra immensely. We'll be out in seconds if we try it. Needs more practice.
>>43527522>>43527544This. Much as I want to summon Enma, we have the advantage here and I'd like to press it.
>>43527522>>D.OtherShattershot the snake.
>>43527522>>43527544Its a bitch but for now this, maybe Enma soon. We could make a brief imprisonment jutsu to get him in range.
>>43527680For the second time, the imprisonment thing is too Chakra intensive to use in the field.
>>43527522>D Heavenly lance the snake sword to kill it and then close to melee.
>>43527544You need to press the advantage, and keep pressure on him. You dash forward to close the distance.Orochimaru takes note of your approach and retaliates."Multiple Striking Shadow Snakes!"At Orochimaru's command, several snakes burst from his sleeve and lunge at you, fangs bared.You inhale and form some hand signs, preparing your jutsu."Wind Release: Vacuum Wave!"As you spin, you exhale and push all the snakes away form you, including the one that was still approaching, ready to return to sword form.As you stop spinning, and the snakes disappear, you notice that Orochimaru has vanished.>A.Close in on the sword snake, that's where he'll go>B.Back off and use this opportunity to summon>C.Try to attack now, while he's in hiding>D.Other
>>43527804>C.>D. He's underground. Break the ground with a Musce/Impact enhanced punch.
>>43527804>>>B.Back off and use this opportunity to summon
>>43527804>A.Close in on the sword snake, that's where he'll goAnd if not, hey, there's one less headache.Goddammit captcha, what's with all this food?
>>43527804>C.Try to attack now, while he's in hidingWe've got the sort of chakra-enhanced punches Sakura used to pop Kakashi out of the ground. If Orochibitch is hiding underground that'd mess with him, and even if he wasn't it may fuck with the snake.
>>43527804Let's pull a Sakura!Fuck that tunneling prick!
>>43527826Make like Tsunade sensei!
>>43527804So, Laze, how are we doing on a 1-10 on Orochi's Oshitometer?
>>43527879Right now, like 3
>>43527804jump into the air and then flood the area with tags
>>43527894...we were a 1 before, weren't we?
>>43527804>this>>43527850would in theory boost our releases effect, the harder the surface the more vunrable, plus if he is tunneling being the weak point in the solid ground would lead all the energy to it as it tries to shatter at its weakest point. No chanc eof dodge and would defiantly stun him.
>>43527894Seriously? I would've hoped we'd at least be a 4-5 after getting through Rashomon.
>>43527804>D.OtherKon smash! The ground
>>43527908Consider that he barely responds with any fear when fighting a berserk jinchuriki and I'd say that a three is actually pretty good.
>>43527826Totes backing this.
Do we know how Bee is doing? or Neji's fight?
>>43527826You can't see him, but there's no doubt as to where he's gone. He's underground. You get the chakra flowing as you pull back your fist for Lady Tsunade's signature technique.You punch the ground with astonishing force, and cause it to crumble all around you. You notice Orochimaru get ejected near the snake, tears all over his cloak. The snake slithers into his hand and transforms back into a sword as he stands up."Tsunade's technique, isn't it?" Orochimaru muses. "You must be quite something. Trained by both her and Sarutobi. You have a bright future ahead of you. If you can survive here, that is."Suddenly, the whole ground shakes. You glance over to see a giant bull with octopus tentacles getting constricted by Manda. It must be the eight tails. All you can do is hope Bee can handle himself, as you can't spare any attention from this fight.Orochimaru flashes through more hand signs."Fire Release: Fireball Jutsu!"The fireball sent at you is a much greater size than you've seen from Sasuke. Orochimaru likely has ascertained your wind affinity and is using an appropriate element to match.>A.Dodge and get up close again>B.Dodge and keep at a distance>C.Block it and rush him once the attack dissipates>D.Other
We're also double effective because lightning is strong against Earth! Orochi can't use his digging to save himself.
>>43528206>A.Dodge and get up close again
>>43528206>B.Dodge and keep at a distanceTime to summon monkey king and show Orochimaru that we intend to show him exactly what we've been trained.
>>43528206>B.Dodge and keep at a distanceWe damaged his cloak, that means we're winning!Dodge, wait for an opening to summon Enma before we close.
>>43528206I know its risky and a bit of a drain on chakra but why don't we try to jump though it, surprise him like fuck, drive our sword through his chest and slam a tag into his mouth
>>43528206>A. Dodge and get close again.The transfer of heat is most easily measured by exposure time. If we use an impact-shunshin and make an impact barrier to lead the way, we can punch right through the fireball AND his jaw.
>>43528206>tears all over his cloakyessss
>>43528266Impact shares Wind's weakness to Fire.
>>43528206>>B.Dodge and keep at a distanceLance him while we dodge.
>>43528206>>A.Dodge and get up close again
>>43528278But that just means it's a larger drain as time goes on. Which won't matter if it's only up for a second or two.
>>43528301It makes the barrier super unstable and fucks it up to the point anyone could break it easily.
>>43528206>A.Dodge and get up close againWe should punch some of the ground up into chunks, use it as a shield while we advance.
>>43528301It feeds Fire, dumbass. Using an Impact barrier would be actively counterproductive.
>>43528206>>A.Dodge and get up close againIt's working. Keep it up.
Blast that snake away as we close in, drop and smoke bomb and emerge wielding Enma, give the Snake a heart attack
>>43528206>>A.Dodge and get up close againTake his smug snake face off.
>>43528246>>43528266>>43528298>>43528300>>43528329>>43528340>>43528405You want to limit how much he can dish out these fire attacks, so you need to get close again.You're able to dodge the fireball by punching up some chunks of earth, giving you a path around the side of the fireball and closer to Orochimaru.You close in on him as he swings his sword, and use your Impact armor again. This time, you don't bother with sword and just punch him. He moves, but you get a glancing blow. You see Orochimaru visibly flinch before dropping his sword."Well, that's quite unpleasant." Orochimaru grunts. "I think I'll keep my distance from you."Orochimaru jumps back to get space between you. You make to follow, but suddenly Orochimaru's sword flies up into your path, and you're forced to stop before you inadvertently cleave yourself in half. It seems Orochimaru can control his sword with out even touching it.Orochimaru stands some distance away, preparing to unleash another attack.>A.Fight him from here, you can handle it>B.Don't let him set the distance, close in any way possible>C.Get back even further to summon>D.Other
>>43528626>>C.Get back even further to summon
>>43528626Use our chain lightning and direct it at the sword, so it'll bounce from it to Orochimaru.
>>43528626>>B.Don't let him set the distance, close in any way possible
>>43528626>>C.Get back even further to summon"Time to start monkeying around!"
>>43528626>C.Get back even further to summon
>>43528626>D.OtherOkay, I'mma suggest something ridiculous.We bind the sword with impact chakra, just for a second, letting us grab the thing without it chopping us up, and then we use our Tsunade-strength or impact attack to spin around and throw it a mile off into the distance.
>>43528736>He just resummons itI think we need to damage it enough where it'll poof back to it's snake dimension.
Could we drop a lance through him now while he is prepping, when he casts, we use two lances, the first will make a hole through whatever he is firing, the second right behind it will punch through and hit him dead on. His own technique will stop him from seeing it coming.
>>43528791I'd agree but it works both ways. We won't see him and he might be following up by tunneling underground so we'd miss and expend chakra
>>43528663>>43528664>>43528716>>43528735>>43528799You can't keep pressure up by yourself as long as Orochimaru can force distance like this. You need help.You put even more distance between you and Orochimaru, then flash through your hand signs."Summoning Jutsu!"In a puff of smoke, the Monkey King Enma appears. He quickly glances over and notices Orochimaru."Finally." Enma smirks. "You did well to summon me now, Kon. Now we can correct Sarutobi's mistake. But be wary of that sword, the Sword of Kusanagi. It is sharp enough even to cut me in my adamantine staff form.">A.Have Enma transform>B.Fight separately, one of you keep Orochimaru from making use of the sword>C.Both of you try to wail on Orochimaru>D.Other
>>43529012>B.Fight separately, one of you keep Orochimaru from making use of the sword
Also, I've got to eat dinner then do some errands, so it might be a while, guys
>>43529012>A.>D. "Not if I've got you coated in my chakra."Have we hit a 5 yet, Laze?
>>43529012>>B.Fight separately, one of you keep Orochimaru from making use of the swordUse our knife on a rope and wires to wrangle in the sword. Then cover it in all the explosion tags we own.
>>43529012>>B.Fight separately, one of you keep Orochimaru from making use of the sword
>>43529012BEnma stops sword and we go for orochibitch
>>43529044As much as I'd love to be a badass staff wielder like Sarutobi with an impact beatstick, I just don't think we've practiced enough (at all?) at staff combat.
>>43529144More excuse to hang out with Tenten and learn how to use a staff properly. She did use one against us when we trained with the knife on a rope.
>>43529012>>B.Fight separately, one of you keep Orochimaru from making use of the swordTag team GOOOOOOOOOO
Fight Separately, we fight Orochimaru, while Enma deals with the sword, unless he has another plan. Could we pop a quick combo move at Orochimaru like water and Lighting combo?
Also I hate to be the unpopular opinion, but wouldn't we be better at blocking the sword? I don't know how effective Enma would be at dealing with it, whereas we're practically made for it with barriers.
>>43529012>D Have Enma utilize justu as a support from a distance while neutralizing the sword.If this motherfucker reanimates Sarutobi i swear to god.
Enma knows various jutsu right?What's to stop him from trapping the sword in dense earth and assisting us?
>>43529347I doubt he will. The Edo Tensei takes a while to prep before it can be activated, even if he was keeping a zombie in reserve it would be pretty improbable that it happened to be Sarutobi.
>>43529403He had the third kazekage prepped and it was defeated (By Kiba and Co.!), i just thought he might have more than one prepped to be safe.
>>43529721No, that was Sasori. He made a puppet out of his corpse. Kind of funny, now that I think about it, that Akatsuki put both of the necromancers on one team. Guess it's kind of like putting Hidan and Kakuzu together.
>>43529775Sasori and Orochimaru both have hard ons for timing, as well.
>>43529848and if we play our cards right and the others do we have the smallest chance of putting them both down now! I feel we are lacking, Sasori is dead by now in the main time line, besides we need to make Kon a big enough threat for a Bingo Book and have a bad ass name.
>>43529775They like to do that. In canon the "Artists" were together, and as well in canon the "Cannibals" (Itachi and Kisame killed their fellow villagers). Fucking Akatsuki.I wonder who Naruto is paired with. Probably Tobito.(Also seriously for gods sakes Kiba actually being able to do something in shippuden, it's awesome. Hopefully Kiba can take down Sasori with the others.) (And Sauceman is feeling like the weak link for jobbing with no kills or takedowns.)
>>43529945Given that Itachi isn't here, Naruto would probably be paired up with Kisame as Team Transforming Monsters.
>>43529945Sauce just came back after the 3(?) year training/road trip with the jirayagive him a few missions then he'll make a name for himself
I think Itatchi should give Kon permission to fomr a specialist section of the ANBU, kinda mixed special forces from all the nations that sign an agreement. All the members are pooled together, no headbands, just black outfits and a steel colored hunter nin mask. Akatski HK teams.
>>43529945Well, it sort of makes sense. Sasuke's taking Naruto's role, sort of, and Naruto didn't score any kills until Pain, and only two technical takedowns (Kakuzu as part of a team effort and a clone of Itachi that was fighting at reduced strength). For being an overpowered protagonist, he actually isn't very effective for the beginning of Shippuden. He sure grows into the role, though.
>>43530078Now I like that a lot.
Rolled 34 (1d100)>>43529012Rolling to summon Laze
>>43530226You need ninja butts.
Rolled 3 (1d100)>>43530226
>>43529034>>43529051>>43529059>>43529067>>43529117>>43529146>>43529228>>43529256>>43529342With that sword out of the way, you'd have a much better chance at dealing Orochimaru a decisive blow."Can you keep that sword off me while I attack?" you ask Enma."Very well. I will cover you." Enma responds. "Just make sure you give Orochimaru what's coming to him."You and Enma dash forward after Orochimaru. The sword of Kusanagi moves to disrupt you, but you move as Enma grabs it. It turns to a snake and slips out of his grasp, but Enma remains fixed on it."This sword will not reach Kon as long as I am here!" Enma declares. "Fight him on your own power, Orochimaru!"Enma has your back covered, so you can rush Orochimaru with impunity. Before you can close in to melee range, Orochimaru fires another jutsu in your direction."Fire Release: Phoenix Flower Jutsu!"It's this move again. If you took the time to block or dodge, all your effort in closing the distance would be wasted, which is exactly what Orochimaru wants. So you put up your Impact armor to give you the absolute minimum of protection before dashing through the attack.You're burned a bit by the flames, but you push through straight in front of Orochimaru. You can tell by his expression that he didn't expect that. He quickly shuffles through some hand signs just before you strike him."Wind Release: Great Breakthrough!"A gust of wind pushes against you, slowing you down. You land your punch on Orochimaru, but are immediately blown back quite a ways. Orochimaru looks like he is having difficulty moving, but he suddenly glances at you and casts a jutsu before you can close in on him."Paralysis Jutsu!"You feel yourself being bound. It doesn't take too long to break out of the technique, but by the time you do, Orochimaru can also move freely again.Once again, he's managed to put distance between you.>continued
>>43530226>>43530238>>43530248Good work guys, those rolls kinda look like butts! Maybe it'll work!
>>43530275Have ninja-butt tribute
>>43530301And there are anons in this thread that don't want that booty.
>>43530275Enma appears next to you."He's stopped trying to use the Sword of Kusnagi to attack." Enma explains. "He unsummoned it entirely. he may be up to something."Just then, the ground shakes again. Looking over tells you that Manda has fallen. In fact, you see that it wasn't just Bee that did it, Lady Tsunade is here too."It's over, Orochimaru!" Tsunade calls. "You can't face us all!""It seems I'm left with only one option, then." Orochimaru says, performing some hand seals. "My strongest jutsu!""Eight-Headed Serpent Jutsu!"Orochimaru transforms into a giant white snake, growing several heads. He grows to a size even larger than Manda."Is this guy for real?" you hear from the eight tailed beast.Eventually the giant creature looms over all of you.>A.Try to scale the creature and attack>B.Blast it from here>C.Direct Enma>D.Coordinate with Bee or Tsunade>E.Other
>>43530396It's still really fucking good looking
>>43530429>>C.Direct EnmaCan he use his Adamantine Prison Wall on Orochimaru to pin him down? THEN HEAVENLY LANCE!
>>43530429>D. Coordinate with Bee and Tsunade>"I'll Stun him, you two finish him!"MAX SHATTERSHOT
>>43530429>C. Direct EnmaWith the sword of Kusanagi out of the way, Enma can become his staff form which we can utilise
>>43530429>B.Blast it from here>C.Direct EnmaEmma Staff focus my Heavenly lance>D.Coordinate with Bee or TsunadeI'll make an opening, hammer him!
>>43530429>C.Direct EnmaAdamantine Staff Impact strikes is a go>D.Coordinate with Bee or TsunadeBee tries to hold the fucker in place while both Kon and Tsunade beat the shit out of any weak spots(if there are any)
>>43530429>Enma, turn into the Adamantine Staff, Tsunade, you've got to wield him. >Tag team with Bee from the sides while Tsunade goes head on.
>>43530429In theory the Adamantine staff could knock the nine tails out of a country. How about we coordinate with Tsunade and Bee. Maybe we could get under him and knock him into the air. then everyone blasts him as he falls
>>43530429Fucking Yamata-no Orochi.>C.Direct EnmaAdamantine Wall Prison, pin down those heads so we can punch them.
>>43530429>>B.Blast it from hereAll i can think of right now is Brave Sir Robin.Shoot it before the minstrels show up.
>>43530396Hey, we haven't seen Kuro's yet. A shinobi must survey the whole scope of things before acting.
>>43530445No I mean there are anons that aren't committed to making Ten Ten our waifu.
>>43530429>>A.Try to scale the creature and attackLet a head try to eat us and eat a shattershot>C.Direct EnmaHave him turn into a staff and take him with us for him to be closeby for on the fly protection.>D.Coordinate with Bee or TsunadeHave tsunade fuck up the ground and make it unstable and then deal with it on the ground while BUSES A FUCKING BEAST BOMB TO SNIPE THE THREE RIGHT HEADS AT ONCE
>>43530525Bravely bold Sir RobinRode forth from CamelotHe was not afraid to dieOh Brave Sir RobinHe was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty waysBrave, Brave, Brave Brave Sir Robin.He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulpOr to have his eyes gouged out, and his elbows brokenTo have his kneecaps split and his body burned awayAnd his limbs all hacked and mangled, Brave Sir Robin.
>>43530537So you want to marry her for her butt?
>>43530396And think, people want to pass this by?
>>43530564>Hey Grandpa Kon. How'd you meet Grandma?>I saw that fine ass and made my move....six years after meeting her and we both became the best shinobi and kunoichi in our fields.
>>43530537That's because Kurotsuchi is friendly, energetic, awesome, and first in line to become the new Stonekage.
>>43530524Wall prison is a great idea, but we should focus it on one head to ensure one goes down.
>>43530620>Marry next Stonekage>Get called a Traitor/Deserter>WTF guys she's hot>They agree wholeheartedly but still call Deserter/Traitor
>>43530680We can't be a traitor if we're the Hokage can we?Imagine it, two Kages married and the villages both prosper
>>43530680>implying we'd desert our village>implying we wouldn't turn her into a spy for the leaf with the Impact Dick
>>43530680i would like to think at least some people would say "tap that ass for the leaf"
>>43530721Wasn't our little bro supposed for Hokage?
After Kon forms the Joined forces ANBU we forcefully stabilize the Hidden Rain and become the new ruler of it. We become a true neutral nation and middle ground guarded by the most Elite of all nations
>>43530429>D. Let's use teamwork.
>>43530765>Waifufag bait / 10
>>43530770yup. he can Pardon us if worst comes to worst, but there's a fair point can't let lil bro loose another person. Sid not I swear, Laze if you kill Tsunade not a happy chappy.
>>43530429Adamantine Prison, and then once he's pinned get Bee to fuckin destroy him. 8 heads for 8 tails
Whoa, check out how groovy this headband looks on 10/10
You have a plan. You and Lady Tsunade can whittle the creature down, but it needs to be kept in place."Bee!" you shout. "Hold it down while Lady Tsunade and I wail on it!""No problem, kid." the tailed beast responds. "Just don't keep me waiting too long, alright?"The beast grabs the giant serpent and tries to keep it in place as Tsunade heads up the serpent's back, trying to reach a head and do some damage.You turn to Enma."Let's try and trap a head in an adamantine cage." you tell him. "Then I'll blast it.""Very well." Enma responds. "Try to lure it close to the ground for me."Enma takes off to get into a better position, as you approach the giant serpent. One of the heads dives for you, but its mouth opens wide, and reveals Orochimaru inside, wielding the sword of Kusanagi. He's primed to hit you before Enma can finish his jutsu.>A.Back off, you'll get another chance>B.Blast him, it'll slow him down enough>C.Form a barrier to hold him in place>D.Other
>>43530870>>C.Form a barrier to hold him in place
>>43530870>C.Form a barrier to hold him in place
>>43530870>>B.Blast him, it'll slow him down enough
>>43530870>C. Form a barrierFeedback barrier.
>>43530865Why are they all fat?
>>43530870>D. Substitution Jutsu>Get Stabbed>Poof>Reveal log literally wrapped in explosive tags at the end of his sword>KABOOM!
>>43530870>D. Detonate the tags we have under this beast.
>>43530870>>C.Form a barrier to hold him in placeROW ROW FIGHT THE AKAKSUKI Sarutobi theme incoming. SARUTOBI THEME INCOMING
>>43530934....I can accept that.
>>43530870>>43530934So simple, why didn't I think of it?Voting for this
>>43530934I second this motion.
>>43530934Oh hell yeah, FINALLY we can do this.
>>43530870>>43530934Supporting, also detonate all the tags we've deployed which his fat ass snake is lying on top of
>>43531004Damn, completely forgot about that.He is lying on top of a motherload of boom.
>>43530934We must do this.
>>43530929Are you asking why they're curvy? I guess because women are like that.
>>43530934This sounds the coolest
>>43530934No Orichimaru, you are the explodes.
Use a force barrier to hold him in place, was must not let him get to Emna. if we can go full Ermac, one shield around head, other on body, then twist them in opposite directions, then pull his head off. (be ready for something to pop out the neck
>>43530929You consider that fat?Holy shit m8 do you shag dry sticks or what?
>>43530870supporting>>43530934Also remember the bombs/traps set before m8That shit will do some nice damage
>>43531134Mate, if you can't see the outline of your dick in their stomach, they're fat.
>>43531182Needs more cushion for the pushin' I say.
>>43531182Maybe you dick just isn't all that bigJust saying...
>>43531182>Big dick problemsEvery girl is skinny to me then.
>>43531182Than I guess by those standards every woman in existence must be fat to you.I was implying that you have a small penis.
>>43531182>>43531208this is not th place for this Lads. The only Dick we should focus on in these threads is Kon's...and maybe Shino fertilizing some hidden waterfall eggs
>>43531208>>43531198>>43531219>>43531241>missing the point this much>implying it's possible to see the outline of your dick in a girl under any but the most extreme circumstance
>>43531261I wonder if Monkey Mountain will help us improve our chances with gurills?
>>43530934Here you go, anonhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YTrhd5SBBpc&index=51&list=PL3AC39BCAE0A97F85You don't need to pull some fancy jutsu to keep him occupied. You decide to keep things simple.As Orochimaru lunges towards you, you prepare a substitution. As soon as the Sword of Kusanagi hits you, you disappear in a puff of smoke, replaced by a log covered in explosive tags. The explosion sends the head reeling before falling to the ground. Orochimaru retracted back into the snake, but he dropped the sword.Enma appears over the fallen snake head, a prison formed of adamantine staves."Now, Kon! Destroy it!" he shouts.You gather as much chakra as you can for one blast, and fire a Shattershot. The snake head is ripped to pieces.It's then that your fatigue catches up to you. You're so tired. But there is one more thing you can easily do. You set off all the explosive tags that are currently below the giant serpent. The explosion causes the serpent to squirm in discomfort."This is it! Our chance is right here!" Tsunade shouts to Bee as she approaches. "Kon, I need to borrow Enma."She grabs Enma as he returns to his staff form, and swings at the serpent with all her might.The snake is struck, and flies into the air. There, it meets with an attack that the eight tails had been preparing,"Tailed Beast Bomb!"A sphere launches from the beast's mouth and hits the airborne serpent, causing a huge explosion.Afterwards, only a small piece of the serpent remains, and falls to the ground. Out of it slides Orochimaru, or what's left of him. His entire lower body is destroyed."That was quite an impressive bout." he groans. "I'd say you did Sarutobi Sensei proud. How do you feel, boy?">A.Don't answer>B.Respond (write-in)>C.Other
>>43531278>Extreme CircumstanceHow'd you know my nickname for it?
>>43531278I know I was just saying he has a small dick
we need to learn to do this sorta thinghttps://youtu.be/01aagYIS9U4?t=137
>>43531293>>C.OtherKeep hitting Orochimaru's lifeless body with our fists.>"HE'S NOT DEAD UNTIL EVERYTHING IS GONE!"
>>43531292It'd definitely improve our chances with gorillas!
>>43531293>>B.Respond (write-in)>HEAVENLY LANCE!
>>43531293>C.OtherShank the fucker.
>>43531293>>B.Respond (write-in)"Disappointed."Kunai to the face.
>>43531293>B. "Disappointed. You could have been a great boon to the Leaf. You spat on it instead. It's really a shame all your talent was given to a monster like you."
>>43531293>B.Respond (write-in)Of courseYou do know we'll have to kill now right?
>>43531293>B. I'm both impressed with how far I come, and honored to have your approval, senpai.
>>43531293>>B.Respond (write-in)"Why don't you ask him?"Heavenly lance to the head.
>>43531293I'll be happy when its over and its over when we confirm he is dead and I'm looking at thee evidence myself.>BTW Laze can we claim that sword? will it still turn into a snake against us?
>>43531348>Kunai to the eyesFTFY
>>43531293>>A.Don't answerSmash his head in before some bullshit plot armour has him get away/survive.
>>43531378I support this before destroying him
>>43531383I think it's part of the summoning contract, technically.
>>43531293>B. Well, glad that yo won't be a threat to others anymore.
>>43531293>B.Respond (write-in)Tired, truthfully.
>>43531378Fuck it, I'll vote for this
>>43531293>A.The final blow is all the answer this question needs.
>>43531320There are a lot of things going on in this video anon, which thing are you referring to?
>>43531378No. For the love of god no.
>>43531425the very first bit with the Water Jutsu then the electric buff he gives it. Sorry should have specified.
>>43531293>B.Respond (write-in)Doesn't even matter how we respond, keep it short and kill him. Our mission was to kill, not capture right?
Guys i have a technique ideaA heavenly lance but from all four fingers on our hand at once.
>>43531378>>43531403>>43531413>>43531415>>43531457Trolls just stop samefagging
>>43531378Please no not that much cringe, just something simple and maybe show disappointment that even the best of us can fall.
>>43531378Anything, but this.
>>43531380This, but blast him first. We'll preach to his corpse.
>>43531459Technically our mission was just "fuck that guy up". We have wide leeway when it comes to enacting that mandate. I think Itachi would be just fine with us killing him.
>>43531378Holy shit fuck no.
>>43531293>B. I'm both impressed with how far I come, and honored to have your approval as a fellow student of Sensei.
>>43531293>>A.Don't answerGo for the kill. Orochimaru is way too tricky.
>>43531378That's dumb.>>43531515Better, but still dumb.
>>43531293Changing >>43531457 to >B. I'm both impressed with how far I come, and honored to have your approval as a fellow student of Sensei.Better wording, same intention.
>>43531378>>43531403>>43531413>>43531415>>43531457>>43531471>>43531515Obvious samefag is obvious,
>>43531378No. NO NO NO NO NO NO NO.This is retarded and stupid. and blatantly out of charachter. Fuck you for suggesting it, and fuck the morons who voted for it.
>>43531293Kill this nigga
>>43531293>C.OtherShank him several times in the brain.
Guys, he'll be dead in a few secondsIf you vote to attack, you might as well just vote to not answer, I did this so you guys could say something potentially significant
>>43531293>B. Pretty good, actually. I try to keep some distance between my personal and professional lives...but I enjoyed beating you to a pulp. I'm not really proud of it, but I did enjoy it.
>>43531556It's not out of character, we don't feel any pleasure in it besides knowing we've gotten strong. That this is technically avenging Sensei doesn't factor into our view of the situation at all.
>>43531585Alright. But personally, I'd rather just stare at him in silence.
>>43531293>>43531585>B.Respond (write-in)Ask him if we can keep the sword.
>>43531614But saying we appreciate having his approval is fucking retarded.
>>43531585Then can we go with >>43531515 or some variation?
>>43531585Ah ok. In that case could we just say something along the lines of.I should never feel pride at taking life, but I did what had to be done, i'd like to think Sensei could rest that bit easier now. I'd rather think of Orochimaru as what he had been, not the monster he became.
>>43531585Seconding>>43531620And if he says no:>"...I'll just take it anyway."
>>43531378If you'd phrased it like this:>Honored to have your approval, sempai.With just that part, we could have written it off as dry sarcasm. That at least had a chance of being witty and effective. But no.This match is personal. If we start making words at him they're going to be personal words of anger. We don't want that. So let's stay quiet.
>>43531634Hey, he was one of Sarutobi-sensei's students. Even if we don't respect his ways, we can respect his experience and skill, like we did with the Stonekage.
>>43531585Good to know. Is it weird I feel kinda bad for killing a fictional character? I know he's not real but still. Someone dying puts depressing thoughts in my head. Breathing their last, as they lay in agony.
>>43531585Fine."I didn't think i was on this mission for revenge, but from how i feel now i know i did right avenging his death myself. I suppose you might see him yourself soon. This all could have been different, why did you have to choose this path and kill Sarutobi sensei, your own master? (After he answers)I suppose it doesn't matter because you can't change the past."Then finish him or walk away or something.
Whatever we do say we should make it clear we don't take pride in killing, it was just what had to be done
>>43531670This match wasn't personal, we fought him to protect the villages, not for vengeance.
>>43531585Why not just:Tell Sarutobi-sensei I said hi
>>43531585...oh.....well, the honest truth is, I can't think of a thing.Maybe something along the lines of "Things could have been different."Nah, that might be a little too angst. I dunno.
>>43531682Except Stonekage is just doing what he thinks is best for his village and Orochimaru is a self-centered power-hungry lying dirty little snake.
>>43531698We don't give a shit about avenging people, we give a shit about protecting people.
>>43531694You shouldn't, he's quite the monster. Killing him is a moral good under pretty much every ethical system.
We could ask Orochimaru why or if he wanted to give us any Intel to possibly redeem himself a little
>>43531733A snake who approves of our strength and skill, a a snake which has plenty of strength and skill. We can accept his approval when it comes to having helped best him at combat.
Maybe we could ask him if he has any regrets?
>>43531782Respect his martial skill, but don't respect his philosophies. However strong he is, he's still scum by leaf standards and not deserving of respect.>>43531795Now this I could get behind.
>>43531762>I subverted one of of Sasori's spies in my organization and...oh, wait, I forgot that we teamed up. Never mind, then, I'll just die now.
>>43531736Goddammit that is the closing thing to a naruto speech i could come up with other than"Ur a faget"*Walks away dramatically*Although we aren't all MUH VENGENCE im sure we felt pleased we avenged our murdered teacher.Closure at the least.
>>43531782>Implying Kon gives a single flying fucking shit about Orochibitch's respect/approval
>>43531293>>B.Respond (write-in)How do I feel? I feel a sense of accomplishment no joy, no sympathy. Sensei Sarutobi said that his biggest mistake was when you strayed from the village, when you strayed from the Will of Fire. I didn't do this for me I did this for him. So he may rest in peace knowing that his greatest failure is now one of our greatest accomplishments.
>>43531815He doesn't respect our philosophies, but respects our martial skill.
>I'm not angry>just very very disappointed
>>43531293>B. "Why all...this? What's the point of becoming what you became? All this death, destruction, betrayal, experiments...to what end?"
>>43531848We literally do not care.
>>43531844As well he should. But fuck his opinions.
>>43531848Dude, he doesn't have legs, that'd take him like twenty minutes to tell us. Also, not answering his last question. He asked us how we feel.
>>43531293B.Respond (write-in)Disappointed. Things could've been different if you didn't turn traitor... Why did you do it?After answer just kill him or leave him to die to his wounds or some shit
>>43531859Besides, we know from Sarutobi telling us: Immortality. Orochimaru is terrified of death, and did what he did in the hopes of becoming so powerful that he could transcend it.
>>43531293>B. Accomplished. If you ever meet him, tell Sensei we said "hi."
>>43531620Whatever's the highest voted thing, and then this. Followed up by >>43531666 if needed.
Only a single word comes to your mind in response to his question."Disappointed." you say."Hahaha!" Orochimaru laughs at your reply. "I know the feeling, boy. After all your efforts, you're just left with an emptiness inside. Like it never really mattered in the first place. But your goals won't lead you to that feeling often, boy. No, I'm sure you'll lead an interesting and fulfilling life compared to mine."You glance over and notice the Sword of Kusanagi."It will remain in that form until it is next summoned." Orochimaru coughs. "Take it for now. Think of it as a gift from your senpai."Orochimaru laughs a bit more, coughing blood as he does so. He eventually stops."Well, he's dead." Tsunade says. "I wouldn't believe it if I didn't have a hand in it myself."Orochimaru is finally defeated, and your master avenged. But this is only the first of many Akatsuki to be defeated, and the whole world is at stake.>End of Chapter 41Running again tomorrowTwitter is @LazeQM
Is it possible to get a poison producing organ put into us with the medical magic this world has?
>>43532101Burn the body, fuck someone doing weird voodoo shit with the corpse.
>>43532101So, we just took down Orochimaru after having fought him to a standstill. Do we finally have some serious street cred among the villages?
>>43532101Holy shitHokage would be proud...now it's sasori tiem
>>43532104literally what's his dick, from the RainHanzo or some shit
>>43532104Yes. There's one character, Hanzo, who's infamous for doing exactly that. His entire body chemistry was toxic, to the point he had to wear a respirator to keep the people around him from being poisoned by his breath.
>>43532136You will in a bit
>>43532156>>43532153Don't know how I forgot about him.
>>43532101Even dying, he fails to understand. Well, I suppose he always would.Thanks for running, Laze. This was a good one. See you tomorrow.
>>43532174Are the others finally gonna stop laughing at Kakuzu for getting whooped by some random Chunin?
>>43532136Not to be a downer, but we did have some backup from a Sannin and the Eight Tails. Fairly handy backup!
>>43532174Any gains?Swag snake sword acquired?Also whats the impressions with Tsunade and Bee after this encounter with Orochimaru?
>>43532174Well how is the Sasori thing going.
>>43532174Thanks for running Laze!
>>43532101Hot damn. That's one way to end things.Can we (or someone more capable) study his body and try and reverse-engineer his justu? I think that's a thing, Kakashi says it about Haku when they first meet him stealing Zabuza I think.
>>43532220Yeah, but come on, fighting Orochimaru 1v1 and keeping him on the defensive is not a small thing.
>>43532174What did you think of the last maneuver we used against him?
>>43532221Dont forget monkey king
Thanks for running Laze, will try to draw up a sketch of Kon when I can. love to hear our gains and new gear. But what i'm most curious about is whats happening in Sasori's battle?
>>43532220On the other hand, being considered a peer in terms of power to Tsunade and Bee is also pretty damn nice for our reputation.
>>43532101We're going to need to burn that body. I don't trust it to stay dead.Thanks for running, Laze.
>>43532188Just a bit>>43532221+0.5 ninYesTsunade got a feeling so complicated right now, what with her old teammate that killed her teacher dying with the help of her studentBee thinks you're a pretty cool dude>>43532252It's over>>43532275Tsunade will take his remains>>43532279Substitution is always great, underutilized
>>43532388>It's overAnd the outcome?
>>43532388>Substitution is always great, underutilizedThat's why I suggested it! I figured since we showed off all our fancy moves, he wouldn't have expected us to go back to a classic.
>>43532388Neji and Kiba and the others are dead, then? Or did Tsunade just waltz right in and shit on Sasori?
>>43532388>+0.5 ninFuck yeah Ninjutsu at 4.5
>>43532295They were eventually able to wear him downIt was slow going destroying all of his puppets, but they managed to do itThey're all poisoned, mind you, but Tsunade can take care of that
>>43532388We gotta have a rap-off with Bee now that we are no longer in serious combat mode.
>>43532295IIRC Kon had Short darkish green hair and closed eyes brock/gin style right?
>>43532444kinda Lulzy if she did, she just shows up and kill steals him at the last second.>>43532388thought up any cool names for Kon's bingo book entry? and do you think that given our most recent endeavors what Kakashi think of his team of ween genin growing up so fast, im surprised he was not in some of them?
>>43532479How 'bout Tenzo, Sauceman, Icebro, and the prisoners?
>>43532479Anyone who shined better against Sasori?Also who dealt the finishing blow?
>>43532479WHAT DOES MONKEY KING ENMA THINK OF US, LAZE?
>>43532572we will find out tomorrow likely. When we get back we should just sit in front of sensei's grave for a bit, visit Konahamaru, think about how far we've come. Give Kon some time to calm his mind, it's been hecktick.
>>43532561Not yet, still thinkingKakashi is continually amazed by you guysAlso he's not here because he's on babyjinchuurikisitting duty while Tenzo is away, filling in for him>>43532572They all made it back safely>>43532595Asuma basically fought with everyone else supporting himHe went full fucking ham on those parent puppets, he's got a kid coming any day now, no way he's not coming home to see them>>43532612Enma has a healthy respect for youYou've proven to be pretty capable
>>43532707I really enjoyed your rapping.
>>43532707Cheers Laze have a good rest and see ya tomorrow! thanks again for running
>>43532738Believe it or not, I was dreading meeting Bee and having to come up with his dialogue
>>43532707>he's got a kid coming any day now, no way he's not coming home to see them
We should give Kusanagi to 10/10See if she can make some metal similar to whatever that swag sword hasAlso it may make her horny for us or not, IDK maybe who knows
>>43532776Well you did good, if you like we will keep our rapping responses on the low you know?
>>43532707>He went full fucking ham on those parent puppets, he's got a kid coming any day now, no way he's not coming home to see themYeah, that's what he said last time, too.
>>43532707Go ham and be a family man.
>>43532798I do agree with that, but I feel we have more chemistry with Kuro.
>>43532837Yeah, but you know how /tg/ is when it comes to being just best friends with a girl. they can't do it
>>43532919Well, not with that attitude.
>>43532919I'd rather stay in the friendzone than not interact with her though.
>>43532919I'd rather have a really good weapon provider on the happy side when my name reaches her ears than to not interact with her myselftho I would prefer prefer to waifu someone from our village
Status on squad seven:Kon: Was the frontrunner in the fight against a dangerous akatsuki and came out without a single notable injury, barely scratched.Kiba: Played support against a dangerous akatsuki and did well, poisoned but otherwise seemingly okay.Sasuke: Jobbered during a 2v1 (On the side of the 2) and was sent home.Kakashi: Guarding a high priority target with no real complications.What would Kakashi and Jiraiya think if they knew how bad Sasuke jobbed Laze?
>>43533028I would feel a little bad though, I mean Orochimaru lost to us and was evil, but a parting gift from the dead....you don't give that stuff away you know? I say we burn his body, leave nothing, give him a grave, Orochimaru is a reminder that the Best of us can fall and that in the end we are all just people, we have dreams and ideals, but in the end, all is dust.We should keep the sword and wear it as both a trophy and tribute, both a mark of power and humility, dying wishes are important you know.
>>43533088you know now you said that we are doomed to Job the next mission don't you? you just doomed us, how does it feel?
>>43533092It wasn't even a gift kek, he's letting us borrow it until it's summoned again, but only because he died before he could unsummon it.
>>43532779>>43532802You have to appreciate just how screwed over he was with HidanKnocked his head off, that would usually be the end of it, but nopePain is the only other one who pulls that kind of bullshit>>43533088I think you're forgetting the 20 Naruto clones on the other sideThey wouldn't hold it against himThey'd also assume he put some mental limit on himself
>>43533092We could also offer the sword to Sasuke, seeing as how he's had more experience with swords. We should see Tenten for training with our Enma staff though!
>>43533124So it's ours until some shitty fuck reanimates him, which is to say ours until endgame.And it's a damn good sword.Hell give it to sauceman as a present for him jobbering so hard.
>>43533124He could actually unsummon it if he wanted but he let us have itIf someone else summons it then we lose ittho >>43533092 makes a good point, we should use it as a reminder that even the greatest can fall from grace for simple selfish reasons
>>43533160Oh sorry! I mustn't have written that properly.What I meant was that he gave it to us until such a time as it is summoned again.Is that better?
Why don't we go and return it to the White Snake sage ourselves? like go there return it, get on the good side of more than one sage, could be cool.
>>43533198And try to get the Snake summon contract while we're there.
>>43533160Ours until someone else summons it, technically. Which means Kabuto could summon it to fuck with us, making me hesitant to use it in a fight. No one wants their sword disappearing mid-swing. I'd rather we let it be studied and reverse-engineered, that way when it vanishes all that happens is the research halts.>>43533198Or that, that could be cool. It has some class to it. Worst case scenario is that we get a fun story to talk to Kabuto about should he ever attain Sage Mode. Assuming he still manages to do that without absorbing left-behind Orochi-bits.
>>43533235>left-behind Orochi-bitsThe fuck do you think were the materials he was gathering
>>43533277When he left the hideoutYou think they didn't have Orochi-bits there?
>>43533288Oh, I thought you were talking about this thread.
>>43533288Hinata also has Orochi mind bits in her.
>>43533288Of course they did. It's Sound's most beloved breakfast cereal.A heapful helping of toxic abomination in every bite.
>>43533326collect all the Orochi-bits and make your own Orochimaru, just add chakra
>>43533288Yes. Yes I do. He might have samples of Orochimaru's host bodies, but he wouldn't have the White Snake form to harvest for Orochimaru's actual DNA and chakra. That's when Orochimaru's most vulnerable, he wouldn't let samples be taken of him in that state. The only reason Kabuto was able to do it in canon was because Orochimaru was killed when transferring hosts. He wouldn't have gotten the chance in this timeline. So if Kabuto does splice himself, it's going to be a much weaker form that he attains.
>>43533288You know what the Snake-man also left behind?
>>43533363While that's true, Orochimaru's research was already leaps and bounds ahead of canon here anyway due to Akatsuki support
>>43533347...now that I think about it, that actually sounds like the kind of bullshit he'd pull.Every orphan, missing-nin and experiment subject Sound ever took in would be a carrier, just waiting to be activated....He made cereal evil. The fiend!>>43533378No. Bad anon.
>>43533396Fine, I'll conceded that. So I guess that means that while the underlying biology of his hybrid form will be different from canon, the overall effect will remain the same. Same goal, different path. It might even be more powerful, now that I think about it, because he'll have been able to design it from the ground-up rather than approximating a merger of a bunch of separate features.
>>43533396Well this is gonna be an interesting timeline is it not. Out of intrest with all the crazy weapons in the world, like the executioner balde, samahada and this snake one, who makes these things? could we if we ordered parts, poured chakra into it, maybe bind a spirit or two to it? how do these things get made?
>>43533447Also, I've mentioned it before, but you may not rememberOrochimaru was still in his original body until three years ago in this timelineHe's only transferred once
>>43533455It's never mentioned in canon, but I assume the Mist had some sort of master swordmaker that made the seven swords a long time ago somehow, and nobody else could ever figure out how they were madeKusanagi I assume was made by the snakes somehow
>>43533553According to the Japanese myths, the sword Kusanagi was found in one of the tails of the eight-headed snake thing. It could be part of Orochimaru's body for all we know.
>>43534094>We're swinging around Orochimarus dick
>>43534202>Anons have suggested giving it to 10/10 Dearest Lord
>>43534377>aye I heard you couldn't get it on, so I got you this snake penis to practise with