Previous: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/43375809/Char sheet: http://pastebin.com/5AHLX5QbOther char sheets: http://pastebin.com/fh1pqK1N"Well this is just fucking fantastic isn't it" Sam groans angrily as he kicks his legs up on our travelling supplies and leans against the wall of the inn, balancing himself up in place as he angrily shakes his head "Of course the second we try to leave some horsecrap like this happens""Sam, people are actually in danger here, can you at least pretend to be worried?" Lucy sighs shaking her head, before she stops, sighing as she rests her head in her hands "People could actually die here, and from what everyone's been saying, no one has the cash to pay them, even with some of the nicer townsfolk offering to chip in"I rub the bridge of my nose, wincing as I touch the claw left scar near my missing eye, a surge of pain rippling through my face as I try to keep focus in the middle of all this chaos and bickering.every player in town is out here, yelling and screaming at eachother, at the npcs, or just cursing loudly. I can understand why, from what I've been hearing they're all pretty much as low level as we are, hell I'm just glad something else is taking the attention of the townsfolk away from me once."You okay there Krovachi?" Minor asks, looking up at me as I cover the scarred side of my face, looking at her with my only eye "You haven't said a word since all this started, I'm getting kind of worried about you, if you're scared you can tell me, okay?"I smile and"Oi demon, you still all there?" A rough sounding old voices coughs from the crowd My smile fades as I slowly look up, glaring with my one eye as I see an tiny old man, pushing is way through the crowd with the cane. He's hunched over and looks more dead than alive, with a long white beard sticking to his face and hanging down to his knees, where it sways back and forth with his everystep,cont
>>43488531>>43488531Sam cracks his knuckles, before lucy grabs his arm and tugs it sharply, making him grumble angrily.The old man stares at me with his green eyes, shaking as he slowly raises the walking stick he was standing up on at me."You there, demon, I'm talkin to you, don't you ignore me now" He says, puffing his chest out as huffs and pants I sigh and hang my head, ready to hear what bullcrap this one's going to spew at me because of what I made my character look like..what I made myself look like."Now I don't like you, or that stench of blood and taint you carry around' the old man sighs as he stamps his stick down into the ground "in fact, I'm glad you're leaving here, you've been giving my wife night terrors from the day you walked into town, but I know you ain't a bad sort of demon, well at least you ain't showing yourself, but it still stands that you did help us, I heard how you cleared the orchard and killed a couple of goblins, and while I still wouldn't touch you with a ten foot pole and want you and your stank of death gone, my son came around a while ago and said you stood up for him when that utter asshole threatened him, and while I don't trust you in the slightest myself, you've helped us before and I can't deny that and I don't want those good boys out there to die just cause none of us were rich enough.. hell I will even admit I thought you roughed up the poor bastard to be honest, but the guard are too chicken shit to do anything, and none of these snooty fuckers are doing shit to save em, so I thought I'd"I stand up slowly, never raising my head as the man gasps,stumbling backwards covering his face as the hiver pokes its head out of our luggageWhat do you do? walk away and leave town with your friends help him up unsheathe your sword and ask where they are Ask the other players what they think we should do Say you did all that because you wanted a fight Say Lucy and Sam helped you with all that write in
>>43488589> help him upSigh
>>43488589> unsheathe your sword and ask where they are> Say you did all that because you wanted a fight
>>43488589> help him up> Say you did all that because you wanted a fight> unsheathe your sword and ask where they are
>>43488589> help him up> unsheathe your sword and ask where they are
>>43488589> help him up> unsheathe your sword and ask where they are> Say you did all that because you wanted a fight
>>43488589 help him up unsheathe your sword and ask where they are Say you did all that because you wanted a fight
>>43488589no matter what we do, sigh heavily in a to-tired-for-this-shit way.
>>43488676Voting on this.
>>43488676If people want to include it in their vote they will, Don't speak for everyone.
>>43488618>>43488624>>43488634>>43488647>>43488655>> Say you did all that because you wanted a fightWhat the actual fuck is wrong with you?
>>43488753...I wasn't, that was my vote. I'm saying no matter what the winner is, i am voting to sigh heavily in addition.
>>43488589> help him up
>>43488760Did you miss the whole "battle-crazy" thing our character has been doping literally since the first thread?
>>43488760The fucks wrong with YOU? It's called acting in character jackass.
>>43488821>>43488824>Admitting it to some racist who will probably try to lynch us if we stick around even if we act like jesus.
>>43488875Yes, I'm sure the old guy who can barely stand on his own will be a serious threat.
>>43488875Fuck him, we're not sticking around.
>>43488875We want a fight not a slaughter.
>>43488875>Implying we're sticking around, Implying we care>Being a metagaming fucktard
>>43488895Each and everyone of the people I quoted voted to stay in town longer.>>43488908Doesn't matter, wanting a fight looks like wanting a slaughter when we are tainted.>>43488920>Not acting retarded is metagaming.
>>43488950>Each and everyone of the people I quoted voted to stay in town longer....they voted to deal with this shit, we plan on leaving afterwards (if last thread is any indication) it's not like that ONE STATEMENT is going to make him pull out a knife and gut us you gibbering paranoid git.
>>43488980>they voted to deal with this shitYeah that is called voting to stay in the area, you may vote differently in the future but in the present you are actively making us stay in the area. >it's not like that ONE STATEMENT is going to make him pull out a knife and gut us you gibbering paranoid git.Shit I never said.
I stare down at the man, as the hiver tilts its head at me inquisitively from under the various bags and sacks of dried fruit. I'm just going to have to get used to this aren't I. I try to make my frown into a smile as I crouch and reach my hand down to the cowering old man.He peeks out from between his fingers and stares at my bandage covered hand warily as he stands up slowly on his on, backing away from me a good foot or two before he sighs in relief, wiping his brow.I can practically feel Lucy's glaring at the old man from behind me, and I can definitely hear Sam muttering curses barely under his breath."Ain't touching something defiled by taint" the man says nervously, trying to get closer to the crowd of players and townsfolk bickering amongst each other, or rather the players ignoring the npcs almost entirely."Look" I say as I pull my oversized sword from its sheath, the man wincing from the sound alone "I didn't do any of those things to help you, well except maybe the last, All I wanted was to fight something, and I just happened to help you in the end of it""Hey you aren't allowed to have weapons out in" A guard dressed in pieces of an old barrel says"Fuck off" Sam growls, standing up as the man scampers off, with look in his eyes not to different from a beaten puppy "Yeah that's what I thought, you level one ass, oh keep talking er Krovachi?"Sam shudders as he says my character and my current name as he sits back down.The man wrings his hands as the guard huffing and puffing to get away from Sam draws the attention of the entire town, and every player in it. Minor looks up from messing with the hiver's mandibles as I rest my sword on my shoulder."Okay, what the hell are you doing over here?" A minotaur sighs, walking out of the crowd as his bare and very hairy chest gleams in the sunlight "We're trying to save some lives over here, can you hold off on making trouble until we figure out what we're going to do about this"cont
>>43489031>Shit I never said.yes because raging about anons being retards for voting to say a thing because you think it'll make him hate/lynch us is totally unrelated to that at all. You bumbling fuckmonkey.
>>43489071I said it was a bad idea, not that it would get us lynched. If you think I said that then your the paranoid one.Since I have to hold you hand as English appears to not be your native language, saying that asshole would like to do something and what that asshole wants to do will happen are two different things.
>>43489104if our only problem is him WANTING to do something, then why do you care? He's like 87 years old with a cane. We could literally backhand him and he would probably die. You had no reason to be such a cringing bitch and want to avoid saying that, we're not trying to act like a fucking second coming of jesus.
>>43489104>I said it was a bad idea, not that it would get us lynched.>racist who will probably try to lynch us if we stick around Try again.
>>43489129>if our only problem is him WANTING to do somethingBecause it was literally the dumbest thing I have heard all week.
>>43489104>Since I have to hold you hand as English appears to not be your native language, saying that asshole would like to do something and what that asshole wants to do will happen are two different things.So...what was your problem then? If you yourself say what he wants to do won't happen, then how does it matter that we tell him we only wanted a fight?
>>43489135>will probably try
Could you all try to talk shit about each other at the end of the thread instead? You're taking up reply numbers.
>>43489152How exactly was it dumb? Since by your argument "wanting and doing are two different things" and it would apparently not negatively impact us in any way whatsoever and fits the character we have been playing thus far?>>43489186welcome to 4chan sugercakes.
>>43489160Grabbing some dirt and just randomly starting to rub it over our self isn't going to cause any actual problems, but it is still fucking retarded. Same concept.
>>43489048"Oh I'm already know what I'm going to do" I say smirking as stab my zweihander into the ground and lean on its guard "Me and my friends are actually going to do something, instead of sitting around arguing while our fellow players could be dying as we speak, simple isn't""Well I don't know about all of you, but I like her plan" Sam giggles as he sits back up again, holding his hands together"So you're going to what, go in guns blazing?" the minotaur asks snorting as he rubs his snout "And then they'll be...what..eight dead players instead of four, no we need an actual plan""But if we don't have the money to pay them, aren't they going to die anyways, whatever the hell these players are" A man shouts from the crowd"Oh, I don't plan on fighting" Lucy says nervously "but I can't leave myfriends""Er, I can't really fight either" Minor says sheepishly, resting her head on the Hivers forehead "Or at all really""So that leaves two of you" The minotaur sighs rubbing between his eyes "Oh I'm sure this will go fantastically for you"I stare up at the giant bull man's face, as he crosses his arms and stares down at me past his snout.The town goes silent, the old man mumbles and limps away. I take a deep breath and sighWhat do you say? right, fuck them then, they'll just die I guess right? Two sounds like more than enough to me, and that's not counting the hiver You could help, or are you to scared of the big bad pkers to do shit My friend Samson here used to be a pker, I'm sure he's enough on his own Oh just you try and fucking stop me I am not going to sit around and let them die Oh okay then, see ya, got places to go anyways, come on Lucy, Minor and sam write in
>>43489186>You're taking up reply numbers.
>>43489211> You could help, or are you to scared of the big bad pkers to do shit> I am not going to sit around and let them die
>>43489173>Missing the pointOkay, I guess I have to take into account I'm talking to someone mentally challenged here.The emphasis here was on>I said it was a bad ideaYou actually said no such thing beyond that he might want to do a thing he can't do anyway, which doies not convey the idea of something being a bad idea at all.
>>43489208...except that saying what we did was totally in character and made sense at the time? It's not like we randomly yelled "pancakes"
>>43489242>It's not like we randomly yelled "pancakes"Pretty close.
>>43489211> Two sounds like more than enough to me, and that's not counting the hiver> You could help, or are you to scared of the big bad pkers to do shit> I am not going to sit around and let them die
So anyone else having a problem with Captcha being off to the side of the screen and no matter how much you scroll to the right it won't show itself? having to use the voice captcha.
>>43489211> Oh okay then, see ya, got places to go anyways, come on Lucy, Minor and sam> Or you could help, or are you to scared of the big bad pkers to do shit
>>43489211> right, fuck them then, they'll just die I guess right?> You could help, or are you to scared of the big bad pkers to do shit
>>43489211> Two sounds like more than enough to me, and that's not counting the hiver> You could help, or are you to scared of the big bad pkers to do shit
Guys just stop replying to the obvious troll.
>>43489211> right, fuck them then, they'll just die I guess right?> I am not going to sit around and let them die> You could help, or are you to scared of the big bad pkers to do shit
>>43489254no it isn't you dumbass, we said something that made sense to say and was in character. Are you just completely fucking brain dead?
>>43489297Quit replying to the troll anon.
>>43489256No, are you using a tablet or something? I sometimes have that problem when I use something witha too small display like my vita.
>>43489328All these fucking reaction images.... You're almost as bad as a namefag...
>>43489297>we said something that made senseNo we didn't.
>>43489256Not sure if it would work, but maybe try moving the reply window fuirther to the left before opneing captcha?
>>43489328Ah I see. You don't have a legitimate argument and are just trying to save some sort of semblance of not being an idiot. Carry on my good sir.
>>43489352>Literally complaining about reaction images on an image board.
>>43489365Thanks, That worked!
>>43489374He should just stop doing it. I don't even give a fuck about what we said in some place we are leaving.
Oi fucknuts, QUIT REPLYING TO THE TROLL!
"You could help" I say standing on my tippie toes to try my best to look him in the eye "Or are you too scared of the big bad pkers to do shit?"The bull man's face twitches slight, before he shakes his head."No, I just..I just don't want to get them killed because we didn't handle this carefully" he says quickly, looking back at the crowd nervously as they glare at his back "or risk anymore lives and""I am not going to let them die" I say sternly, staring into his eyes as he sighs back "now unless any of you want to help, stay out of my way unless trying to show me where they're hiding"The bull man walks away with his head hanging, as he rubs his hands together. I sigh and shake my head, turning back around to see Sam grinning like a mad man and Lucy looking even more worried than usual."What?" I ask, tapping my sword on my shoulder gently "I'm not going to let them die""Oh that was a show wasn't it" sam chuckles, holding his hand to his mouth as he does so "So, we're heading off to beat some ass then?""Er, but we don't know where they are, and they could be...oh fuck it I guess we are" Lucy sighs shaking her head "but I don't think we'll get anymore out of our victim here until the healers stop being greedy little bastards""Shaaame to" Sam says standing up, holding his arms apart "I mean who here knows the game well enough to know the one dungeon in this area, which would be the peeerfect place to hold hostages, oh if only there was some handsome devil to lead us to""We get it" Lucy sighs angrily, slapping sam on the back of his head"Krovachi?" Minor asks tugging on my pants leg "Can I stay here to watch the supplies, I don't want to go out and fight""its fine, just make sure you stay safe yourself" I say patting her softly on the head as I turn towards the forest.I run my hand through my hair, wincing as I brush against the scar on my face. Well sam could be wrong but, contStop wasting posts for meaningless arguing
>>43489576I don't think our poor friend is going to be waking up any time soon anyways?I sigh heavily and look to the blue morning skiesWhat do you do? trust sam try to ask the victim take the hiver with youSee if anyone else wants to come with you write in
>>43489613>See if anyone else wants to come with you
>>43489613> trust sam> take the hiver with you>See if anyone else wants to come with you I'm patiently waiting to post some Kenpachi music, I hope we fight soon
>>43489613> trust sam>See if anyone else wants to come with you>Have Hiver stay and guard Minor
>>43489613> take the hiver with you>See if anyone else wants to come with you
>>43489613 trust samSee if anyone else wants to come with you
>>43489644>KenpachiYou did that already, try something new.
>>43489644Better be Pleasures of Combat or else I'ma shank you.
>>43489644>>43489672I gotcha covered.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H40VmHwc5Y0
>>43489576>Stop wasting posts for meaningless arguingBut that is all I have.
>>43489613> trust sam> take the hiver with you
>>43489613>See if anyone else wants to come with you> take the hiver with you> trust sam
>>43489613> trust sam> take the hiver with you>See if anyone else wants to come with you
>>43489699Damnit man, I was waiting for the fighting
>>43489747>Using demotivational posters.
>>43489778How is it a demotivational poster?
>>43489803He's trying really hard to pick fights now, just ignore him.
>>43489823>He's trying really hard to pick fights
>>43489818You need to forgive him. He was probably still in his diapers when they were popular.
"Well it's our only real choice isn't it Sam?" I ask, looking over my shoulder at two friends new faces "I mean we don't have any other ideas of where they could be hiding do we""Unfortunately we don't" Lucy sighs, her blond hair brushing against her face as she shakes her head "its the only real choice we have unless we want to bother the nearly dead guy""Excellent, looove this dungeon" Sam laughs as he walks down the street with his hands in the pockets of his jeans "Come on, its a short walk anyways""Well you three stay safe, I forgot to say that" Minor says quietly as she hugs one of the burlap sacks in our supply pile "I'll just be waiting for you here""Thanks Minor" Lucy says sweetly "but shouldn't we you know get more people to go with us""Yeah fuck that" A red haired man with foxes ears chuckles "We ain't going to see what happens if we die in here let, what if we die outside to?""Or if there is no outside" A brown skinned elf says, leaning against the inns wall "Who's to say there's anyway to bring us back at all, yeah but uh good luck with what you three are doing, I'd help but I don't want to be known as the first one to die in the new world, so uh yeah good luck""Wow, that's a real help you know" I say sarcastically as I walk down the street, sheathing my sword as I get to Sam's side as a cold Autumn wind blows against our faces and through our hair . I turn back, the hiver looking between the supplies and me. I smile and slap my thigh, as it snaps its mandibles together quickly as it scuttles over to me before I start to walk with Sam and lucy again before"Ah'm coming with ya" a familar voice huffs, from right behind us, I turn and see the apple farmer from earlier in the day, holding the bottom of a barrel in one hand and a pitchfork in the other "Mah pahs wrong bout you and so were mah first impressions of ya, you may look like a monster but you're not so I have ta trust ya, and while I don't know what all this player" cont
>>43489967The man walks closer to us as sam starts to laugh again. The man grins and looks at all three of us as he puffs his chest out. I tilt my head, oh he's actually missing some teeth could he be any more of a stereotypical redneck?"Or what in the seven's name a pker is" He says shrugging his shoulder, his "armor" shifting as he does so, I mean why wouldn't it, it's just two extra thick coats put on top of each other "But I'd be tainted if I'd let a fellow man die in my own back yard""Uh thanks for offering but it'd really be better if you stay here" Lucy says slowly, trying to pick her words carefully "We can handles this""We can more than handle this, we're going to stomp their ass" Sam chuckles, crossing his arms and throwing his head back in laughter"I mean I'm alright with him coming if it's his own choice" I say shrugging in the slightest way possible "You know you'll probably end up dead if you come with us right?""Don't care" the man says spitting on the street, licking his teeth as he turns to Lucy "Since I also can't let a pretty little thing like her go with something like him alone into the woods, names Johnny Balwatch by the way, nice to well..meet you propper I guess""Ooooh I could ruin your day in a fucking instant" Sam grumbles angrily as he starts to walk away "dungeon's like an hour or two away just past the river, so while we don't need to hurry, I'd very much like to get the hell out of here""Er Miss Lucy" Lucy says awkwardly, looking disgusted as I giggle to myself, oooh poor Lawrence, I know it's wrong to laugh, but it's just to funny""Well it's nice to meet you Miss Lucy" Johnny says bowing slightly, nearly falling over "And what's up his ass""Eh, Samson isn't exactly a people's person" I say shrugging as I start to follow him to the woods "but he's pretty nice when you get to know him, And I'm Krovachi, Lucy's er Sister, and this big bug is well.. it doesn't have a name yet"cont
>>43490144"Nice to meet you properly krov" the man says as he jogs to catch up, struggling to do so under all his armor "I forgot to thank ya for stopping that fuckface from frying me or anything...hehe, which one of you is adopted?"""Sam probably" Lucy chuckles "We're just sisters, we don't have any family besides eachother really""Oh, so he's your brother then?' the man asks as he nearly stumbles onto the hiver as he walks over some bushes as we get into the forest "now that just ain't right""He's our friend, but he basically is" I say with a smile on my face "We're trying to find a friend of ours who""Went missing a while ago" Lucy finishes for me, giving me a subtle thumbs up"Yeah that" I say nodding as I try to focus on walking. well now I have to worry about keeping some hick farmer alive as well as myself, Lucy and sam, wonderful.I sigh as the man manages to catch up to us, looking love struck down at Lucy, who looks away with a expression on her face like she tries to eat an entire lemonWhat do you do on the walk there? think and say nothing tease lucy and get to know johnny "Reminisce" about what it was like in the army  Tell the farm boy to run if trouble comesSing a song swing your blade around for practice make plans with sam write in
>>43490261> swing your blade around for practice> make plans with sam
>>43490261>Tell the farm boy to run if people start slinging magic around. That's a lot harder to deal with then some idiot with a sword.
>>43490261> tease lucy and get to know johnny
>>43490261> tease lucy and get to know johnny> "Reminisce" about what it was like in the army >You seem like a better person than most, And I'd prefer it if you don't die since I'd also probably be blamed for your death, Since I'm tainted
>>43490261> Tell the farm boy to run if trouble comes> swing your blade around for practice> make plans with sam
>>43490261> tease lucy and get to know johnny> swing your blade around for practice> make plans with sam>You seem like a better person than most, And I'd prefer it if you don't die since I'd also probably be blamed for your death, Since I'm tainted.
"Soo, how long have you three been travelling together?" Johnny asks, frowning slightly as he rests his pitchfork on his shoulders "if I may ask?'"A while" Sam says flatly "that's all you need to know, we've know eachother for a long time""Hey, just trying to be friendly" Johnny says with a huff "So uh..you're an elf right, that means you're from the capital right?""Er...around it yes" Lucy says nodding slowly "I uh didn't spend much time there anyways so no not really""oh I was worried you wouldn't like a fellah like me" Johnny laughs shaking his head "Ya know, since I'm not cultured or anything""Well I don't really see any reason not to?" Lucy says awkwardly, stepping a bit closer to me "You seem like a nice enough man""Oh don't get married just yet, I'm too young to be an aunt" I say flatly as I smirk and look at Johnny, who blushes red, and Lucy who smacks me, blubbering something I can't understand "Heey""Don't tease me like that ka...sister" Lucy says angrily, adjusting her dress uncomfortably as it gets stuck on a bush "Yeah you two are definitely sisters" Johnny laughs as he walks ahead of us, lowering his head with a determined look in his eye as he stares at samI frown, you know this guy seems pretty alright, I mean he's much better than most of the others I met who seem to treat me like dogshit no matter what I do. I sigh, biting my lip, and he doesn't have much of chance of walking away today.I reach and touch his shoulder, making him turn around, his short brown hair and beard swaying slightly as he jolts then smiles, looking guilty."What do ya need?" he asks innocently"Look, you seem like a better person than most I've met since I..became like this" I say holding back my own emotions "And I'd prefer if you don't die since I'd also probably be blamed for your death if you do, since I'm tainted?" Johnny frowns and shakes his head, smiling with bravado.cont
>>43490594a second later."Ah hell I ain't going to die, I'm a farm boy" He laughs "I may not have been in the army like you, but I eat nails for breakfast and eat raw hide for supper, some slimy bandits ain't gonna put me down""No, she's right, if things go...wrong don't worry about us, just run back to town okay Johnny?" Lucy says reaching her hand out to him, before deciding not to touch him"And get help?" He asks tilting his head"Sure" Lucy says nodding with a genunine smile on her face.I take a deep breath and adjust the sheath on myback with a tug as I try to catch up with sam without stumbling over any rocks hidden under leaves or roots sticking out of the ground."Miss Krovachi" Johnny asks "er, I don't know if anyone's asked but..what was it like, in Kerlarn""Huh?" I ask, turning around confused, what's he talking about now?"You know the lost land of Kerlarn, you fought there right?" He asks, stretching his shoulders with a yawn "What was it like in there""I don't like talking about it" I say putting a hand over my missing eye "It was...terrible and well I barely got out alive just like this, not many others were as lucky as I was""Oh..I'm sorry for bringing it up" Johnny says sadly "...feel kind of like a dick now, you got tainted keeping us safe, and we treat you like dirt""Now maybe you know why I hate everyone" Sam sighs "they treat her like garbage, it's fucking horse shit, anyways ignoring blatant racism,, any of you guys got a plan?""Well I understand that now" Johnny says nodding solemnly "and I mean you're the adventuring type, so I assumed you had one""Jesus christ Sam you don't even have a plan?" Lucy groans, rubbing her temple "Well we'd better just try are best not fight them at all"The hiver raises it's heads, clicking its mandible together as it bashes its horn at nothing"Good opinion little guy" I say smiling as i pat it on the head "but I don't think that's going to work to well"cont
>>43490811"Oh, so the bugs the leader of the party then?" Sam sigh, kind of angrily "Well I say we get in there hit them before they know what's happening and get out""Sam that's a retarded plan!" Lucy shouts angrily I sigh and shake my head, tuning them out as they start to point fingers and argue again...why can't they just fuck already....I yawn, rubbing my eyes as I walk to the edge of another clearing, before sam holds his arm out, stopping me. I look up at see him grinning, and see the field in front of us is filled with over grown grass, giant tombstones, and some weird grassy mounds."We're here" He says "the graveyard of titans, ahah brings me back, now try to keep up, cause I'm not slowling down once I start"What do you do? Charge in with same 1d20+speed and dex Stop sam from running in there, and observe for a while 1d20+ strAsk Johnny if he's okay with staying here tell the hiver it's going to be okay Comfort lucy So what is this place?w rite in
>>43490909>Ask Johnny if he's okay with staying here> tell the hiver it's going to be okay> Comfort lucy> Charge in with same 1d20+speed and dex
Rolled 8 (1d20)>>43490909> Stop sam from running in there, and observe for a while 1d20+ str Comfort lucy So what is this place?
Rolled 16 (1d20)>>43490909> Stop sam from running in there, and observe for a while 1d20+ str>Ask Johnny if he's okay with staying here
Rolled 16 (1d20)>>43490909> Stop sam from running in there, and observe for a while 1d20+ str
Rolled 15 (1d20)>>43490962Forgot to roll.
Rolled 5 (1d20)>>43490909> Stop sam from running in there, and observe for a while 1d20+ str> So what is this place?> tell the hiver it's going to be okay
Rolled 3 (1d20)>>43490909> Stop sam from running in there, and sneak in 1d20+ str
Sam takes a step back and cracks his knuckles, oh fuck, he's just going to run right in there isn't her."Sam wait!" I shout as he breaks out of the tree line, I grab his arm and dig my heels into the ground as I try to pull him back in, he starts to drag me with him "STOP YOU FUCKER, WE GOT TO WAIT A BIT, WE DON'T KNOW WHAT'S IN THERE YET YOU FUCK""Shit you don't have to yell about it!" he growls, pushing me back as he walks back, putting his hands in his pockets and sighs "Sorry for that""It's fine" I sigh shaking my head as I sit down against a tree watching the field of giant graves, most of which have holes leading down into them "You just need to think some time""Eh no reason to"Sam yawns "So how long are we going to wait out here form because if you say night fall, I'm going right back out there""Until something happens, need to be sure they're actually here and we're not just wasting out time for nothing" I say angrily as I look out at the field."Thank you for being the voice of reason once again Krovachi" Lucy sighs, rubbing the bridge of her noses "I'd go insane if I was alone with sam""Yeah you would" Sam chuckles,crossing his arms"You don't have to sound so proud of it sam" Lucy sighs"It's going to be alright" I mummer as the hiver rubs up against my leg, I turn to Johnny, who's still standing with his pitchfork on his shoulder "and you can just stay here if you want to""Nah, came to far to go back nah" He says grinning as he looks to field, gasps and points, nearly falling over in shock "So..someones out there"Sam puts his hand over his mouth to make him stop screaming, putting a finger over his lips to make him keep quite we creep over to the edge of the treeline.Well, he wasn't wrong, there is a man out there, a well dressed man in suit, looking at a...watch or something. the man sighs and looks around, before turning back around and walking towards one of the gravescont
>>43491235What do you do? Charge him 1d100 Watch him for a while  Try to sneak in after him xd20+dex, x= number of people you bring along Tell lucy to try and use her magic on him 1d20 Freak out Call him out put on your headphones write in
Rolled 25 (1d100)>>43491258> Charge him 1d100
Rolled 10 (1d20)>>43491258> Tell lucy to try and use her magic on him 1d20
>>43491258> Watch him for a while
Rolled (1d00)>>43491258 Charge him 1d100
Rolled 49 (1d100)>>43491295
>>43491295Nice try, Except not really.
>>43491235> Watch him for a while
I push my arm against Sam's chest to stop him from running out as Lucy covers her mouth. Johnny leans over us trying to get a better look.The man turns around again, twirling his mustache idly as he puts his hand up to his ear, and starts talking to himself for a few moments, before nodding, sighing and stretching his arms before he vanishes back into the darkness of the oversize grave."That's one of the one's we're looking for right?" Johnny asks right behind my shoulder"Seems like it" I say, feeling every beat of my hear in my chest "Oh this is some intense stuff right""Can I beat his ass now Mother?" Sam sighs sound very annoyed "I think we should tell everyone where they are and not you know get our selves killed" Lucy says shaking my shoulder.I sighWhat do you do? Go into the grave Go back to cideton Split the group up Go in alone write in
>>43491448> Go into the graveDo we have any idea how high of a level these guys have?
>>43491448> Go back to cideton
>>43491448> Go into the grave
>>43491448 Go into the graveJohnny go tell them what we learned.
>>43491448>Go into the grave
"Well no use in waiting around here" I say as I stand up, brushing my pants off as I walk into the field, Lucy whimpering as she follows after me, clinging to her staff "Time to see if they're expecting guests""Finally" Sam sighs as he follows by my side "you aren't going to tell me to go back are you?""No, of course not" I say smirking as we walk towards the grave the man walked into, a cold breeze blowing through the grass and trees as we walk. I shiver, Oh I could really go for a jacket something. or A nice hot chocolate, that would be nice...real nice.I lick my lips and sigh as Johnny mumbles what I guess are prayers to whatever the gods are in the game. I smile and look back at him, he smile and waves calmly as Lucy smiles nervously, trying her best to stay as far away from the grave while still getting close to it.I frown, Okay, lets do this.I walk into the "Doorway" into it, loose dirt falling on my head as I walk down a set of stairs dug into dirt, a cold chill washing over me as I walk down into the darkness, the only light coming from behind me and the hiver's green eyes. I step onto stone, and see some fires lighting up the darkness, and what looks like a utterly massive skeleton in the middle of this giant two story room of stone pillars and strange worn down carvings.I can hear crying and calls for help, I look around, stepping out of the crappy stair way to get a better look.right across from us, I can see a fence made of iron bars, and at least five other players beaten bloody...but no sign of the fancy manWhat do you do? help the players 1d20+dex to avoid tripping in the dark Coooome on out, we know you're heeere Send someone to help the players *who?* send the hiver Look around the room 1d100 Ask Lucy to make a wall around you all 1d100 write insorry for the wait, made a deer burger
Rolled 34 (1d100)>>43491758> Look around the room 1d100
Rolled 29 (1d100)>>43491758 Look around the room 1d100
Rolled 41 (1d100)>>43491758> Look around the room 1d100
Rolled 1 (1d100)>>43491758> Look around the room 1d100Ground Venison? I prefer most of the deer meat made into sausage myself. Burger any good?
>>434918070_0 you utter bastard.
>>43491807You, You never roll again.
>>43491827>>43491830>>43491831Pretty sure it's best of 3 for d100, at any-rate not like I had a choice.
>>43491871it's best of 5
>>43491871Its Bo5 for everything.
>>43491871It's always best of five and if you didn't fucking type that shit in it would have not rolled a 1.
>>43491807This whole thing better be just an elaborate ruse to bilk the players of there gold, otherwise we're boned.>>43491871Best of 5
>>43491896Oh no a random dice roller decided to pick a number. Also we need a 5th roll, not like it matters
Rolled 56 (1d100)>>43491758> Look around the room 1d100
I look around the room, squinting to try and see better as I take a cautious step forward. I can't see anything, just darkness and the vague outlines of a giant skull in the shadows of the fire light .I rub my eyes and sigh as Sam similarly bumbles towards me, Lucy stays by the door way as Johnny slowly inches forward and...nothing happensBut I know they're watching me, I can feel the hair on the back of my neck standing up, but that could just be because I'm in a fucking grave and I can't see shit. I take a deep breath sigh nervouslyWhat do you do? stumble forward head towards the fire light try to get back to the door way Hug sam hug the hiver look for a way up the second floor write in>>43491807Yep, fantastic, no toppings so I can savor the taste
>>43491978> hug the hiver> head towards the fire light
>>43491978> head towards the fire light
>>43491978 look for a way up the second floor
>>43491978> look for a way up the second floor
Okay, I know the players are just a trap waiting to be sprung on me, and I don't see anyone near them or around the fire and I don't want to get any closer than this, just in case I'm right and not just being paranoid. I stare into the suffocating darkness all around me, the hiver's eyes lighting up just enough for me to see in front of me as I look around for a set of stairs or maybe a letter somewhere around here,I wrap my arms around myself, rubbing them as I run my hand along the wall to make sure I don't get to far from it."STAIRS!" I shout as I see a block of stone at the edge of the hiver's light."Oh they're just stairs" A voice says sounding bored and annoyed "nothing to get excited about""Shut up sam" Lucy sighs "That wasn't me" Sam says slowly "Well fuck"Yes indeed it was not" the voice says again followed their footsteps "I assume you are not wasting our time, and actually have the money, because if not you're joining or friends in the cage, and don't try to run, my accomplish has already block the way out"The man laughs as sam shouts "fuck you" at the top of his lungs."I take that as a no then, engarde" the man laughs as I hear something running towards me.what do you do? Gut stab 1d100 Flurry of strikes 1d100 En passant 1d100 +speed Group together  dodge 1d100 ALL TOGETHER NOW 5d100 write in
Rolled 2 (1d100)>>43492305> Gut stab 1d100
Rolled 94, 50, 98, 84, 58 = 384 (5d100)>>43492305 En passant 1d100 +speedtime to test it on flesh and blood ALL TOGETHER NOW 5d100
Rolled 85, 32, 41, 29, 51 = 238 (5d100)>>43492305> ALL TOGETHER NOW 5d100
>>43492342well...three of us did wonderfully.This calls for the headphones methinks.
Rolled 84, 50, 59, 47, 48 = 288 (5d100)>>43492305> En passant 1d100 +speed> ALL TOGETHER NOW 5d100
Rolled 12, 11, 97, 20, 94 = 234 (5d100)>>43492305> En passant 1d100 +speed
>>43492305>>43492442was supposed to be> ALL TOGETHER NOW 5d100
holyshit those roles
>>43492342>>43492354>>43492420>>4349244294, 50, 98,84, 94
>>43492474We may be blind...BUT WE HIT LIKE A BLIND TRUCK!
I grin widely, grabbing the hilt of my zweihander with my right hand as I put my left to my head, calling my headphones back into place with a burst of blue light as I start to run forward grabbing Minor friend's hilt with both hands as I pull it backhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txcBzY01FiEOH THIS MY FUCKING JAM. I grin widely as I see a flash of silver flash past me as I run past, swing my blade as something warm spray on my face."Gaaah...that's not a tier one skill" The voice coughs as I run past it and spin around, to see him slumped over clutching his stomach as a red light shines from it "That isn't ANY FUCKING SKILL THE FUCK ARE YOU""Krovachi" I say grinning as raise my just enough so it isn't touching the ground "and me and my friends are here to beat your fascist ass, hitler""Okay, craaazy, that answera my question!" He shouts, sound angry and surprised"Well no matter, this build is optimized to kill other player, come at me fuck boys"I hear lucy scream in pain, followed by a dull thunk, and laughing, before there's a loud snapping noise/"STAY AWAY FROM HER!" Sam screams furiously as the Man comes flying back towards me, stumbling just past me as he wipes his broken nose as blood flows down his blonde mustache.He turns to me and raise his rapier, before he shouts in pain as the hiver tears into his leg, ripping his black leggings open with a sickening crunch as he stumbles back, wincing in pain as he kicks the hiver vanishing into the dark before."AAHHH THE FUCK!" he shouts stumbling back into sight grabbing his ass "that's a pitchfork not a weapon, you ass"He stares up at me and glares, fumbling for his belt."JOEY FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, KICK THEIR ASS, GET THEM AWAY FROM ME SO I CAN HEAL" He shouts loudly as he limps into the darkness "MARY WHERE ARE YOU DAMMIT"What do you do? pet the hiver make sure Lucy us okay Chase him 1d20+ speed Get ready for Joey 1d100 follow himSam and johnny, go after him write in
Rolled 19 (1d20)>>43492645> Chase him 1d20+ speed
>>43492645>sabatonFUCK YES! LET HELL RULE THE EARTH AND THE SKIES RAIN BLOOD!
Rolled 91 (1d100)>>43492645> Get ready for Joey 1d100>Sam and johnny, go after him
Rolled 18 (1d20)>>43492645> pet the hiver> Chase him 1d20+ speed>LAUGH
Rolled 10 (1d20)>>43492645 Chase him 1d20+ speedYou're mine!Also >our new skill is already brokensweet
Rolled 20 (1d20)>>43492645> pet the hiver> make sure Lucy us okay> Chase him 1d20+ speed
Rolled 99 (1d100)>>43492645> pet the hiver>Sam and johnny, go after him> Get ready for Joey 1d100
>>43492645>sing along. loudly.
>>43492725>>43492645>THROUGH THE GATES OF HELL! AS WE MAKE OUR WAY TO HEAVEN! THROUGH THE NAZI LINES! PRIMO VICTOREA!backing.
>>43492683Going to have to vote for this, Especially since a 20 was rolled now.
>>43492645>>43492725>>43492742backing, also recommending this as the songhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7YM9gAVeMscan't go wrong with falloutboy. and it fits our situation quite well.
>>43492779Still missing a roll then
>>43492816gotta admit, pretty fitting lyrics. devils and darkness. I'll back singing along to it.
>>43492831Only first five are counted, No reason to roll.
>>43492864There have been only 4 d20s
>>43492816I have to vote for this as a song.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jx4rMVCAdHw
>>43492910Nice taste. pretty fitting to, but I think I like light em up better in this situation. Save that for later, maybe "warrior" as well.
>>43492931Eh i feel metal fits more tb.h.Also fuck newmoot.
*Gooood Krovachi, it calls to you again doesn't it, the din of battle, a real fight, a bloody fight*I turn the volume up to drown out the voice as I reach down to pet the hiver as it comes to check on me. I grin, lifting Minor friend into the air as I run forward, chasing after the stumbling pker as he coughs "MARY FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT'S GOOD AND HOLY HELP ME DAMMIT"I laugh loudly as I get closer to him, and louder and louder, the laughing echoing through the chamber"THROUGH THE GATES OF HELL! AS WE MAKE OUR WAY TO HEAVEN! THROUGH THE NAZI LINES" I sing along as I barrel into the pker, knocking him to the floor as he scrambles to crawl away, I raise my blade to bring it down on him, "PRIMO VICTORIA"Wait, a footstep, metal being drawn, a smug giggle...soooomeones behind me. I grin, licking my lips as I spin around, turning my sword so the blunt top is pointing to side as I swing it like a bat, twisting the dial on my headphones to change the song...fall out boy? hmm I can work with it"Bbbe careful making wishes in the dark, dark" I sing, waving my finger around as I see the vague outline of a person laying crumpled on the ground "Can't be sure when they've their mark, mark, and besides in the mean mean time."I giggle as I get to last part of the line."I'm just dreaming of tearing you apart" I sing, probably badly as I point my blade at the crumpled girl, who crawls back, snapping her fingers as pale blue lights illuminate my surroundings.She wipers blood from her lip as she glares at me with short red hair and grey eyes."Bitch" She growls angrily "You alright steven""Yeah all healed up" the other pker says from behind me "And we got our little...wait tainted! oh who in the fuck plays tainted, they're terrible!""I do" I say flipping him off "and I am kicking your asses, while looking awesome!""Yeah and you're all alone now" the blonde man says, adjusting his suit as he raises his blade again as the girl holds her scythe.cont
>>43493044>Get a 20>Doesn't kill the persona nd infact puts us in a worse positionGreeeeaaaat, Thanks for fucking us over HM.
>>43493117>killFairly certain we weren't trying to do that. Also in case you didn't notice, that vote was JUST to chase him. Not even attack.
>>43493117By that logic he should have insta-killed us by ambush back when we rolled a nat1.
>>43493117>nat20s should let you automatically win the entire encounterThats not how it works here, get used to it bitchboy.
>>43493165We didn't even injure him, Never said i wanted it to end the encounter, Plus there's other players to fight in here other than that one guy, Bitchboy.
>>43493044"And you can't heal" He chuckles waving his piddly little rapier around "But she can take your hp like it's candy""Seriously, you just chose that so you could look like a demon didn't you" the girl says, pulling a cigarrette out of her sleeves "Edgy little"*CLANG CLANG CLANG*"EAT A DICK YOU FUCKING TURTLING FAGGOT!" Sam screams angrily "FARMER STOP GAWKING WITH A STICK IN YOUR ASS AND HELP ME DAMMIT**CLANG CLANG CLANG*"Oh seems Joey's doing alright" the girl sighs, lighting her cigarette as she and her friend circle me "Bet you wiped out half of that tender's hp there""It was a nice stab wasn't it" the smug prick says smirking slightly, with a blush.I turn the dial againI am going to beat these fuckers down, going to wipe the smiles off right off their faces. with my sword, the hiver walks around the edge of my vision, looking worried about me.I smirk, now it's fairWhat do I do? Flurry of strikes 1d100 taunt them  try not to get hit 1d100 try to get to Sam and Lucy 1d20+ dexGutstab 1d100 Armor break 1d100 En passant 1d100 let them hit you write incurrent hp 690
Rolled 94 (1d100)>>434931891: the vote was JUST to chase him, which is why it was a d202: we DID injure him, and the mage, he got healed.>>43493203> En passant joey. Fuck your 1v1ing bullshit. 1d100
Rolled 16 (1d100)>>43493203>Gutstab 1d100
Rolled 84 (1d100)>>43493203> En passant joey. Fuck your 1v1ing bullshit. 1d100
Rolled 56 (1d100)>>43493203 En passant 1d100then chain it into Flurry of strikes 1d100because our new improve move is great for setting up combos of fuck you
>>43493232>>43493245Joey is fighting Sam and Lucy
Rolled 60 (1d100)>>43493203>Gutstab 1d100> taunt them
>>43493257Ah, I though he was the duelist. Nevermind then, changing>>43493232to enpassenting the reaper. Geek the mage.
>>43493232>>43493245You realise Joey isn't in the room?
>>43493257>>43493284Copy pasted, Didn't check, Just count mine as a normal En Passant.Mine>>43493245
Rolled 33 (1d100)>>43493203>Gutstab 1d100
>fighting 2v1>not debuffing first chanceClearly you guys have never done any PvP.
>>43493331En passent gets us out of the middle of them.
Rolled 87 (1d100)>>43493203>En passant 1d100
>>43493351Which does basically nothing,
>>43493351Unless they, you know, move.
>>43493375It's stops us being attacked from three sides. Which is significantly harder to defend against then having all three enemies in front of you.>>43493405And then we can move as well, key point is not being surrounded.
>>43493423>It's stops us being attacked from three sides.There are only two enemies, one if which is mage where this doesn't matter at all.
I hold my blade in front of me as the Mary girl hides behind the mustached sob, her black tattered dressed flowing behind her as she does so.I grin, putting my sword's tip on the floor as joey raises his rapier's blade up to the same height as my eyes."Go" We say in unison as we run forward. I duck under and run past his slice, swinging my blade at the necromancer girl as she moves to block with her over sized scythe, holding its pole over herself.She screams in pain, and a moment later I swing my sword to get the blood off of it as she falls to the ground with a glowing wound on her chest, gasping."Fuuuck, shit...shit" The duelist says looking back and forth, "JOEY SWITCH!!"And then he runs off, leaving the necromancer on the floor."Asshole" she sighs, as she stands up with her scythe "Well, just you and me for a couple of seconds it seems""Eh, sucks to be you" I laugh as I tap my sword on the ground"Cheating ass" She sighs heavily, flicking her cigarette at me as she runs towards me, her scythe glowing as she leaps into the air.What do you do? dodge 1d20+ dex Block 1d20+ str Gutstab 1d100 Flurry of strikes 1d100 Sick the hiver on her 1d100 En passant 1d100taunt her write incurrent hp 690
Rolled 12 (1d100)>>43493466> Flurry of strikes 1d100Fuck yo shit bitch nigga!
Rolled 80, 64 = 144 (2d100)>>43493466> Flurry of strikes 1d100> Sick the hiver on her 1d100
Rolled 85 (1d100)>>43493466> Gutstab 1d100Debuff and bleed
Rolled 72 (1d100)>>43493466>Gutstab 1d100
Rolled 48 (1d100)>>43493466> Gutstab 1d100
Rolled 82 (1d100)>>43493466> Gutstab 1d100
Rolled 73 (1d100)>>43493466> Gutstab 1d100> Sick the hiver on her 1d100
>>43493522I prefer this myself.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8nW-IPrzM1gSomething about singing "I'm the vengeful one" in front of a PKer appeals to me.
>>43493466 Sick the hiver on her 1d100
Rolled 43 (1d100)>>43493466Gutstab
>>43493571You got to choose last time man, let someone else have a choice.
>>43493571Ma nigga, that new album is great
>>43493571Very "Fuck you it's judgement day". I like it.>>43493584What? Wasn't the winner falloutboy and sabaton?
>>43493595fuck yeah. immortalized is my SHIT.
>>43493601Well if we're going by different song order shouldn't >>43492910be next?
>>43493637I'd be fine with indestructible. It's fucking awesome.
>>43493620I like open your eyes, and who taught you how to hate? Myself.. That sound of silence cover though
Oh god she's jumping at us, our gutstab is gonna catch her midair. and this game has realistic physics. That's gonna fucking HURT
>>43493685>this game has realistic physics.Not only until after I typed that did I realize how fucking retarded it was. Point remains, this ain't a game anymore, and she just threw herself onto our greatsword. Bitch is in for pain.
>>43493706she's going to slide all the way down to our crossbar, thank god we opted for the giant dad style sword.
>>43493728The legend never dies....
>>43493706The problem would be that we will be stuck in her for a moment and a second opponent is approaching. Better hope Hiver got this while we are effectively disarmed.
You know, this reminds me of one of the few times I watch anime with bailey. I slowly move my Zweihander up into the air, pressing a hand on the space between the hilt and blade to brace it.And you know what I was always wondering, is why when they were all leaping at eachother, why didn't someone just stand on the ground and impale them"Unlock the dark destroyer that's buried within" I sing along with the song blaring in my ears as the girl slams into my blade, my arms aching from the sudden weight, making me drop both my sword and the girl to the floor after a second or two of struggling "My true vocation and now my unfortunate friend, YOU WILL DISCOVER A WAR YOU'RE UNABLE TO WIIIIN"I wince as I realize she managed to knick my head just enough to make me bleed, red light flowing from the cut on my forehead into her gut as she clutches it in pain.I walk up to her, resting my foot on her head as I rip my sword out, feeling sick as I do so. There's a horrible ripping sound and she gasps as the blade leaves her stomach, a red pool slowly expanding around her. I shake my head as she looks at me, and smiles."ehehe" She chuckles, between coughs and winces of pain "I surrender, don't have enough health to keep fighting a might class""Oh, I was kind of hoping you'd keep fighting" I sigh shaking my head "Animes are bullshit""Mhmm" She whimpers shrugging as she grabs a bandage from her belt before she looks at something behind me and grins"Huh?" I ask tilting my head as"Agaaahahahaha" a deep and very intimidating voice echos through my skullOh...joey right, the guy who was giving Sam trouble...oh fuck its joey the guy who was giving SAM trouble.What do you do? Dodge 1d20+dex Block 1d20+str ENPASSANT 1d100 armor break 1d100 Use his friend as a shield 1d20+str  Gutstab 1d100 write inhp 670>>43493522Oh one of my favourites
Rolled 15 (1d20)>>43493812> Use his friend as a shield 1d20+str
Rolled 5 (1d20)>>43493812 Use his friend as a shield 1d20+str
Rolled 6 (1d20)>>43493812> Use his friend as a shield 1d20+str
Rolled 92 (1d100)>>43493812> armor break 1d100judging by the word "turtle" we need this shit right now.
Rolled 14 (1d20)>>43493812> Use his friend as a shield 1d20+str
>>43493812>>43493851Backing. They may be player killers, but I'd rather we not kill them ourselves. At least TRY and take them nonfatally for now. And judging by sams rage this guy built full tank. also, sweet moses that roll.
Rolled 8 (1d20)>>43493812> Use his friend as a shield 1d20+str
>>43493875Hah no, They're pking fucktards, They can die.
>>43493875>but I'd rather we not kill them ourselvesWell, we won't. Thats the beauty of it.>also, sweet moses that roll.Meh, in Bo5 you either roll really high or critfail, its statistically extremly hedged in our favour.Especially with the far less critprone d100
Rolled 4 (1d100)>>43493897While I agree, armor break WOULD really fucking help right about now cause we'll have to kill him next. And the look on the fuckers face would be hilarious. I mean she did surrender, so I feel kinda bad about killing an enemy that's given up? If she hadn't I'd be all for impaling the bitch.>>43493812> armor break 1d100
>>43493939>o I feel kinda bad about killing an enemy that's given up?Yeah no, It's obviously a "I surrender, Sucker!".
>>43493939There is nothing stopping us from armor breaking next turn after we have stopped his momentum.
>>43493972She's a reaper. I don't think she can do that much to us.
I smile, chuckling impishly as I realize I'm probably going to be fine. after all, I have the perfect shield right here. I spin around on my heel as I grab the girl by her leg and pick her up, my arm muscles screaming in pain as hold her up, as I try to not drop her with all her struggling and kicking."Ow let me go I gave up fucking bitch!" She complain as she hits her head on the floor "AND DON'T HIT ME YOU IMBECILE"I look up finally and see a giant figure in front of me, covered head to two in dark green armor, with various spikes and needless points on it, holding two massive great shields poised to crush me to a Katie flavored paste. he has to be at least eight feet tall "What did they feed you?" I think out loud"People" he chuckles "Just kidding, set the sliders to MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAX, Now can you let my friend go, so I can beat your ass?"I shake my head and he sighs tiredly"Pleaaase" He says tilting his head slightlyWhat do you do? threaten to kill her Drop her and en passant 1d100Sick the hiver on him while talking to him 1d100 Ooh, what class are you?Err..can I go back to fighting the other guy try to slowly back away  write in
Rolled 100 (1d100)>>43494001>Sick the hiver on him while talking to him 1d100> Ooh, what class are you?
Rolled 27 (1d100)>>43494001 Ooh, what class are you? Drop her and en passant 1d100then Armor break while he's off balance
>>43494001> Ooh, what class are you?> threaten to kill her>But hey, This MIGHT still be a game and she MIGHT not die for real, You're choice buddy.
>>43494017HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOwe're totally fucking keeping that thing until it gets big enough to use as a mount
>>43494001>threaten to kill her"Ever since that weird glitch happened nobody has ever re spawned. Maybe they actually died, wanna test that?"
Rolled 99 (1d100)>>43494001>throw her at him and armor break>Sick the hiver on him
Rolled 13 (1d100)>>43494001>>43494017Backing, since that happened.
>>43494001>>43494033backing this, armor break+hiver bitenat 100 armor break will rek his shit...
Rolled 11 (1d100)>>43494001> threaten to kill her> Ooh, what class are you?>Sick the hiver on him while talking to him 1d100
>>43494001Sick the hiver on him while talking to him 1d100
Rolled 19 (1d100)>>43494001>armor break that fucker
>>43494017https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H1AbgmnBVOwIT BEGINS! (suggesting music for the coming beatdown)
I kinda don't want to kill them because that might make problems for us with that seven knight guy who likes us. I imagine his friend will push to murder us harder if we kill somebody before they get a trial, seems like the type of thing he'd jump on.
>>43494039>>43494077https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNTiNYQ1QH0How about this?
>>43494127Nah.>>43494110Oh jee, WE saved five people and killed some murderers, We're definitely the bad guys!
>>43494146Hey I'm not pretending it makes sense, but that's legal bullshit for ya. I'd just rather not risk it if we can help it since that guy seems like he could actually be a real threat if they manage to convince him.
>>43494110That makes absolutely no sense. Completly besides the point that no one will complain if you kill criminals.>>43494156There is no legal bullshit, there aren't even any laws involved.Did you somehow nopt notice these knight guys not being here?This isn't their business.
>>43494156And risk letting them kill someone? How about fuck no.
>>43494156I just want to revile in killing the annoying pkers that are in every game.
>>43494174>>43494175>>43494185Alright alright, ya don't have to jump at me like I'm a frothing at the mouth moral fag who's screeching at you like we're all gonna die horribly if we don't do what I say, just thought it was something to maybe consider.
"Sorry no can do" I say shaking my head as I lazily wave my sword around as much as I can with how much the damn thing ways, before I make a clicking sound as I motion towards the giant bastard with my head "the second I drop her, you'll crush me""Yeaaaah" he laughs dumbly, no doubt smiling under his giant viking esc helmet "Okaay how about this, you put her down, we take five paces and start over""Oh god just kill me" Mary sighs angrily "My head hurts, my everything hurts and their isn't a starbucks in this crappy fucking game"I look over to see the hiver running towards him, head bowed and mandibles clacking, I grin as Mary sees it."JOEY LOOK OUT HIVER!" She screams before I drop her on the ground, grabbing my hilt with both hands as I drag it along the sword in a long swipe.Time slows to the point I can count every beat of my heart like the ticking of a clock. the hiver leaps for his throat, as giant man raises his shields into the air. I see sam punching the duelists gut as Johnny tries to withstand his barrage of attacks, bleeding everywhere as he tries to keep Lucy safe.I grit my teeth, the sound of metal meeting stone screeching through the air as sparks fly from where the meet, burning and dying as my sword bursts into flames, right as it touches the bottom of his breast plate, cutting through it like butter as it shatters in so many blue lights and the man stumbles back, his bare chest gleaming in the fire's light as the hiver grabs his neck and starts biting into it."WHAT THE FUUUCK" He screams as he struggles to pull it away "Get off, get off, dammit paid alot of money for that you little bitch, now!"He gasps in pain as he rips the hiver off his throat, blood flowing down it as flames burns his remaining pieces of armor"Fuuur my secrit wepin" He gurgles, shaking his head tiredly as he tosses the hiver away, where it bounces once, and stands right back up, looking no worse for the wear "EXPLOSIVE SACRIFICE, GREAT SHIELDS"cont
>>43494185not that guy, but it's a bit different once you're legitimately killing them IRL.
>>43494229He slams his shields together as I stare confused at my still burning sword. Then I notice they're glowing golden, and he's laughing"KATIE GET THE FUCK OUT OF THERE!" Sam shouts sounding worried and scared for me as he tries to put the other pker in a headlock, getting a rapier through the chest for his efforts "NOW, SERIOUSLY MOVE YOUR ASS"I look back and see Joey getting ready to throw the now shimmering shield at me.What do you do? run towards and try to tackle him 1d20+Speed and strength' run away 1d20+strength Leap off the side into the blackness 1d100 Try bat them away 1d100 tell the hiver to runduck write in
>>43494233No different than killing a murderer right?
Rolled 59 (1d100)>>43494300>Leap off the side into the blackness 1d100
Rolled 48 (1d100)>>43494300> Leap off the side into the blackness 1d100
Rolled 92 (1d100)>>43494300> Try bat them away 1d100> tell the hiver to run
Rolled 66 (1d100)>>43494300> tell the hiver to run> Leap off the side into the blackness 1d100
Rolled 51 (1d100)>>43494300>en passent past him
>>43494313>>43494319>>43494327>Wanting Lil Green to dieKill yourselves.
>>43494319> tell the hiver to run
>>43494331didn't see the thing.>>43494327>>43494300> tell the hiver to run
Rolled 91 (1d100)>>43494300> Try bat them away 1d100> tell the hiver to run
Rolled 29 (1d100)>>43494300> Leap off the side into the blackness 1d100> tell the hiver to run
Rolled 94 (1d100)>>43494300> tell the hiver to run> Try bat them away 1d100
>>43494300>>43494321>>43494355>>43494358THE DICE GODS WILL IT! WE MUST BE AS BADASS AS POSSIBLE!>>43494300> Try bat them away 1d100
I try to move my legs but they feel like they're made out of concrete, as the world slows down, Sam's loud and colorful cursing turning muffled as Lucy screams in panic, Johnny shouting and covering his eyes as the girl next to me whimpers and covers her head.and what do I do?Well I scream"RUN LITTLE GREEN!" As I turn into a batting stance, holding my sword up high as I swivel around, slamming the side of my sword into the side of the giant slab of metal, sending them back and away from me as*KABOOOOOOOOM*Oh fuck mea ball of fire and coin shower around me as I go flying back, slamming into a pillar and breaking it as everything goes right and the only sound is ringing.I cough, gasping for air as I try to stand up, seeing nothing but smoke around me as pops and whizzes go around.I lean on my sword, noticing a crack down the middle of it. I gasp, oh don't tell me it broke. I run my hand down it and sigh in relief, it's fine.And then I hear the laughing again.I turn and see Joey, looking pretty shitty, Mary laying on the ground next to him, holding where her arm was a second ago as she desperately claws for a potion hanging on her belt I pant, as I force my self to stand up, and lift my sword again, despite my legs not wanting to move at all.He reaches to his belt, chuckling between ragged gasps and breaths<Hah ell ah?>Current hp: 200What do you do? hey, we're both fucked up, call it a draw? *Krooooovaaaaaachi* Activate bloody curse try to steal his health potion 1d20+ speed  What the fuck is wrong with you hehe, just a lil bit of blood is all. JESUS CHRIST IS SHE OKAY?! Sam...I need help Lil green, get out of here Limp away surrender write inFlipped a coinif you were wondering
>>43494547> Lil green, get out of here> *Krooooovaaaaaachi* Activate bloody curse
>>43494547well fuck that attack was significantly more powerful then expected.
>>43494547 *Krooooovaaaaaachi* Activate bloody curse hehe, just a lil bit of blood is all. Lil green, get out of here
>>43494547> hehe, just a lil bit of blood is all.> Lil green, get out of here> *Krooooovaaaaaachi* Activate bloody curseTime to let the beast out!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kR0MVQ4Z_fo
>>43494547> *Krooooovaaaaaachi* Activate bloody curse> Lil green, get out of here
>>43494547> hehe, just a lil bit of blood is all.> *Krooooovaaaaaachi* Activate bloody curse> Lil green, get out of here
"Hehe" I giggle as I put a hand to my head, struggling to hold up my sword with my remaining one as I stumble back into the pillar "Just a little bit of blood, nothing to worry about"*Krooooovaaachi, the time has come for you to bleed the lesser beasts dry, or die, you choice dear*I grin as I lift Minor friend up, wrapping my hand around the blade, gripping it tightly as blood flows from my hand and another spice of pain fills my life."Katie...katie this isn't a time to joke around, get out of there!" Sam shouts sounding like he's on the verge of tears "Get Lucy and dipshit here out and I'll deal with these fucks...katie? KATIE LISTEN TO ME DAMMIT KATIE"*The end*"the end" I say placing my neck on the blade making sure my *is simply the beginning*"Is simply the beginning" I mimic as I raise my head back lazily, I really hope this still works, I really do*of this bloody curse*"Oh this bloody curse" I say biting my lip as I raise my neck back a bit further, the sharpness of the blade leaving a weird tingle at my neck as I get ready to...do this, whatever it is "Get..out of here little green"...The tainted girl raised her head, and slammed her neck into her own blade, her blood filling it's thirst as her own life drained in to it. As her light red hair fell mangled and messy, runes started to glow over her body as red as fresh blood,Her body limp like a broken puppet, lifeless and deadBefore she started to move again in a wrong way and her single eye glowed with a murderous frenzy,..."Krovachi, the tainted swordswoman"Air, cold and wet with death.I stand up, giggling as I smell the fires of war once again, the drum beat of battle singing in my blood as I pull my blade across my neck with a most rapturous of feelings.I lick my lips, tasting the sweet nectar within all things...I need more. I turn and see something laughing, a big thing...with lots of blood to let flow.I chuckle, tilting my head as I drag my sword towards him. cont
>>43494791Well the Pker's are dead.
>>43494791>Krovachi's blood frenzy themehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8QYIh8Vg5o
>>43494791A place for the dead, a wonderful tomb, I lick my lips again."Oh a mad swordsman?" the man asks, his bare chest taunting me as I reach one hands toward where is heart would be as my vision blurs "huh, guess that explains a lot about you, nice I like a dangerous playstyle myself, thrilling isn't it""The hell you talking about?" I ask tilting my head as I grin widely "Playstyle, are you talking about my stance? ahahah, yeah I guess it is thrilling, the dance of battle and death, the song of war, the flames of hell, aahahha oh so thrilling so thrilling, almost as thrilling as spilling blood, don't you agree""Er....No I prefer chess myself" the man says as he walks up to me "Hmm must've hit you harder than I thought, well time to finish this""Katie?" another man asks, looks familar"Katie?" I ask turning to the man as the first one grunts in exertion "Who's katie, I am Krovachi, Kroooovaaaacheeey"*The bloody curse has taken hold until your life returns, and blood is the only way towards salvation*I grin, licking my teeth as the man attacks from the corner of my eye.Speed and strength increased by 2What does Krovachi do? Dodge 1d20 + speed cut him open 1d100 Grab his hand 1d20+str Clash 1d100 aim for his arm 1d100 Yet me see your insides I WANT YOUR HEART  BITE HIM 1d100 Ram into him 1d20+str and speed write in
Rolled 39 (1d100)>>43494889 I WANT YOUR HEART  cut him open 1d100
Rolled 93 (1d100)>>43494889> cut him open 1d100
Rolled 22 (1d100)>>43494889> cut him open 1d100> Yet me see your insides
Rolled 64 (1d100)>>43494889> cut him open 1d100> Yet me see your insides> I WANT YOUR HEART
>>43494889Oops meant speed and strength up by 3
Rolled 78 (1d100)>>43494889> cut him open 1d100> Let me see your insides
>>43494889> cut him open 1d100> Yet me see your insides> I WANT YOUR HEART
I twirl around, holding my sword up with one hand as I duck under the swing of his mighty axe oooh it's the size of meeeee, a slow weapon a useless weapon, not all good for drawing blood, breaking shield yes, but blood noo,I laugh loudly, grinning as I grab the hilt with my other hand, taking a step forward as I finish the slash, ripping into his stomach, sending him stumbling back,.the man groans in pains, holding his axe in places as I lick my blade,sliding my tongue over my lips as I taste the wonderful warm wine of all I live for."Heeeey" I say turning to him again, my body following a moment later "Let me see your insides""What?" He asks, sounding confused"I saaaid" I say happily, before growling "SHOW ME YOUR HEART!"And I run forwardKrovachi does what next? Dig her hands into the wound 1d20+str Smack the axe or his hand as hard as possible 1d100 Aims for the knees 1d20 Swings upwards 1d100 spin around him, stab him in the back 1d100 lick her blade and hands  write incurrent health: 250 hp
Rolled 47 (1d100)>>43495028> Aims for the knees 1d20
Rolled 14 (1d20)>>43495028> Dig her hands into the wound 1d20+str> lick her blade and hands
Rolled 7 (1d20)>>43495028> Dig her hands into the wound 1d20+str> lick her blade and hands
Rolled 3 (1d20)>>43495028> Dig her hands into the wound 1d20+str
Rolled 6 (1d20)>>43495028>>43495051wrong die
Rolled 13 (1d20)>>43495028> Dig her hands into the wound 1d20+str> lick her blade and hands
>>43495053>>43495059>>43495063>>43495065>>43495077...well then. hopefully our strength buff passes the DC.
>>43495126We have 9 str, NINE STRENGTH!
>>43495053>>43495059>>43495063>>43495065>>43495077It's a bad day when I'M the highest rolling person...Ah well. 14+mods ain't that bad I guess. Specially not when our strength is currently "Fuck you I'm Herakles"
>>43495138Well, its 1 higher than Sams so its fairly high for our level and this guy doesn't seem much higher.
https://youtu.be/XaP3wKVKkSAThe man screams a pitiful battle cry as he runs towards me, swinging his axe. He glances my shoulder as I duck to the side, tossing my sword in the air as I run forward giggling as I hold my hands out, plunging them into his open gut wound and past his squeezing muscles.. aaah the most familiar smell, the scent of blood and torn organs, the smell of the dead, the perfume of battle, the appetizer to all and I haven't even started my feastI pull tearing back as I stumble and fall on my back, laughing loudly as I blood covers me, the man falling over as I hop back up, and hold out my hand catching my blade as it falls, like my dear child, I coddle it, rubbing the tip of it as the man screams and runs at me again, scarlet messes of flesh hanging out of his stomach,.I lick my tongue down my blade and over my hands, giggling as his essence flows into mine warmly I grincurrent hp 330Krovachi's next move? Biting him 1d100 Singing a song of battle  Ripping him open some more 1d100 getting onto his axe 1d20+ dex crippling him 1d100 Licking her hands clean write in
Rolled 49 (1d100)>>43495202> Ripping him open some more 1d100>LAUGH
Rolled 82 (1d100)>>43495202> Singing a song of battle> crippling him 1d100
Rolled 48 (1d100)>>43495202> Ripping him open some more 1d100> crippling him 1d100> Licking her hands clean
>>43495202>carolus rexYou realize you posted the native version right? Not the english.
Rolled 57 (1d100)>>43495202 Singing a song of battle  Ripping him open some more 1d100
Rolled 75 (1d100)>>43495202> crippling him 1d100> Licking her hands clean
Rolled 49 (1d100)>>43495202> crippling him 1d100> Licking her hands clean> hum a song of battle
>>43495202> crippling him 1d100> Licking her hands clean
>>43495246oh dear god our blood spirit is swedish...
"Aaaaahh" I sigh happily as I dance, hopping between feet as I wait for him to reach me oh why is it taking so long. The man swings, slowly, wounded, like a deer running from a hunter, his end is coming near, how saaad.I step out of the way of his swing, smiling as I charge forward, holding my sword behind me and pointing up, digging through his arm as he screams in pain, oh the choir begins."Aaah isn't it so sensual?" I ask tilting my head as I tap my hand on his knee as he falls to it, clutching his arm as he stares at me, his eyes filled with fear "Battle, the song of life, hahaa, the clashing of blades and shields, the crushinnnng and cutinnng of bodies, the finale rattles of the dead, the smell of burning bodies, of fallen blood, broken steel and other things, oh but the most wondeerful part of it all, is the sound of blades clashing, armor breaking, bones snapping and minds washing away, don't you agree?"He shakes his head no.I sigh, sadly raising my blade to his neckhp, 380Krovachi, are you getting tired yet? remove the head, he doesn't deserve to watch the dance 1d20+str rip his organs out and feast on them1d20+str you hurt my little thing...now you die Disapointing, grow stronger so I may empty you another day run the sword down his back, break open his ribs 1d20+str write in
>>43495332> Disapointing, grow stronger so I may empty you another day
>>43495332> Disapointing, grow stronger so I may empty you another dayBah he doesn't deserve to die by our blade, Only TRUE warriors may.
>>43495332> Disapointing, grow stronger so I may empty you another day>impale the upper part of his thigh, not enough to cripple permanently, but it'll hurt like hell.
Rolled 1 (1d20)>>43495332> rip his organs out and feast on them1d20+str> you hurt my little thing...now you die
>>43495332>Disapointing, grow stronger so I may empty you another day
>>43495332 Disapointing, grow stronger so I may empty you another day
>>43495383...apparently the dice gods say we shouldn't kill this one.
>>43495383How fitting.>>43495400More like they punish us for most being weakspined bitches.
>>43495332>>43495373backing. IIR this is the most painful part of a human body to hurt without being fatal.>>43495409You say that but it was on the only vote to kill him.
>>43495409Ah fuck off.
>>43495422>You say that but it was on the only vote to kill him.The other ones didn't roll to begin with so thats not saying anything.
Am I the only one wondering how sparing someone is even a option while we are in berserker mode?That doesn't make a lot of sense.
>>43495441Then you don't have a point either do ya pal?>>43495451Sword spirit is disgusted he was such a weak little bitch. It's sort of a "You aren't worth my time" thing. Also probably to avoid railroading.
>>43495451Blood Knight, he was too weak
I growl, barring my teeth as drag my sword across his neck, leaving a shallow leak to remind him but not end him"Disapointing" I sigh, shaking my head, this wasn't a challenge at all, just a beat down now use in feeding my sword his useless blood "grow stronger so I may empty you another day, farewell, strange one""Get away from him" A woman shouts I turn lazily to see what it is as a blade rakes across my check, making my eye twitch as I look down at her bored "Y..you monster?"I grin as I grip the hilt tightly. oh this may be fun.hp 300How does krovachi deal with this? bury Minor friend in her gut 1d100 Slice the arm the cut her 1d100 bat her away and keep onto the fight so close by 1d100 Pick her up and strangle her 1d20+str gouge her eyes 1d100 write in
>>43495451Kinda takes the bite out of the whole blood curse thing if its apparently nothing but a buff anyway.But I guess the alternative is actually attacking everyone else until we are full health so...
Rolled 30 (1d100)>>43495463> bury Minor friend in her gut 1d100
Rolled 59 (1d100)>>43495463> Slice the arm the cut her 1d100
Rolled 35 (1d100)>>43495463> bury Minor friend in her gut 1d100>>43495459>Sword spirit is disgusted he was such a weak little bitch.Thats a bullshit copout if I ever seen one.
Rolled 52 (1d100)>>43495463> bury Minor friend in her gut 1d100
Rolled 53 (1d100)>>43495463> bury Minor friend in her gut 1d100
Rolled 40 (1d100)>>43495463> bury Minor friend in her gut 1d100
>>43495481You say that like she isn't heading for both sam and the duelist right now
Rolled 64 (1d100)>>43495463> bury Minor friend in her gut 1d100
Rolled 89 (1d100)>>43495463> bat her away and keep onto the fight so close by 1d100That duelist oughta be a worthwhile enemy>>43495481I love hwo when HM tries not to railroad, anons bitch about something, but when he tries to put in something like a berserking, anons bitch about railroading. Poor bastard can't win.
>>43495512He's a saint for putting up with our bullshit
>>43495504If she can just spare them its not like it matters if she is.They just have to not fight back and they don't get killed.>>43495512>anons bitch about something, but when he tries to put in something like a berserking, anons bitch about railroadingWho is bitching? I just pointed it out I found it weird.Having a opinion=/= bitching
>>43495496Would you prefer HM said: "Hey guess what I control your character now you kill everyone around you go to hell and stop playing my game"? You sniveling whiner?>>43495531welcome to 4chan, where your right to express an opinion is balanced by my right to call you a bitch. bitch.
>>43495512>I love hwo when HM tries not to railroad, anons bitch about something, but when he tries to put in something like a berserking, anons bitch about railroading.Didn't I just literally say in my post why this way is probably better even if it is weak from a narrative perspective?Was just my answer to that anon, that yes its kinda dumb a berskerking blood curse lets you spare people whenever you feel like it, but it makes sense because otherwise we get to deal with retards going into a fit over having to kill someone ina berserker mode, because you know they would.
>>43495548You are such a tryhard newfag its hilarious.>muh sekrit hardcore internet club
She smells of rotting corpses, of taint, like me, but no blood, not a whiff of blood. in fact she smells clean, a scent not meant to be on the battlefield.I sigh,pushing my blade into her gut and twisting it with a grin on my face. No matter, she has no chance for growth, so I shall end her now and at least let her feed me a bit before he life ends."BASTARD!" the other one roars as the nuicance clings to my arm whimpering."Oh do you want to die so badly?" I laugh as I see the big one running towards me again, perhaps I was wrong...Perhaps Hmm, Still the night is young, and blood must be spilt, oh the fight is close, but these two are closershp 350Krovaaaaachi? Swing the blade and girl at his neck 1d100 swing the girl off and impale him 1d100 Toy with him 1d100 Kill the girl in front of him write in>>43495496to be honest, no idea why they spared him either.
>>43495575He is right you know, if you came on here expecting to be respected as a person you should probably leave.
>>43495548Yeah maybe try not being such a faggot about other people having a opinion you don't like.>"Hey guess what I control your character now you kill everyone around you go to hell and stop playing my game"?Or let us make a will roll on doing something defying the blood curse. You know, the thing that would make sense.I know you guys love it when you get everything handed to you on a silver plate by the QM without any thinking or effort involved. But some people don't need pandering, deal with it.
Rolled 63 (1d100)>>43495591> Swing the blade and girl at his neck 1d100
Rolled 45 (1d100)>>43495591> Swing the blade and girl at his neck 1d100>Insert crazed laugh herehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2VBr7lTcEwo
Rolled 78 (1d100)>>43495591> swing the girl off and impale him 1d100I find leaving the squishy one alive while we kill her friend much more entertaining since she can't do jack shit to us.
Rolled 90 (1d100)>>43495591> Swing the blade and girl at his neck 1d100
Rolled 66 (1d100)>>43495591> Swing the blade and girl at his neck 1d100
Rolled 44 (1d100)>>43495591> Swing the blade and girl at his neck 1d100> Kill the girl in front of him
>>43495607God you're an annoying faggot, No one here cares about your opinion, Same to the other faggot, Now both of you up the shut fuck.
>>43495591> swing the girl off and impale him 1d100
>>43495635>He thinks anyone cares about anyone elses opinion hereThats cute.
>>43495607at this point you're actually more annoying then that other fucker, jesus...
Rolled 68 (1d100)>>43495591 swing the girl off and impale him 1d100
>>43495635>No one here cares about your opinionWhat makes you think I care about your opinion then?
>>43495635You know what would help? If instead of trying to be a internet tough guy you could just stop eating the bait like idiot.
I turn, lifting my sword and the girl stuck to it into the air as she slides down it, gasping as my blade drinks its fill. I lick my lips and start to laugh madly,"A good fight" I chant quickly to myself as I pull the blade "a good fight, a good kill, does it really matter which comes first , you may have been barely even a snack for my blade, But it doesn't matter how filling you are, children shouldn't pretend to be warriors unless they are willing to die like dogs"The man swings, his swing weakened further by the wound I gave him early. I smirk as I bring the blade and the girl down on his neck, cutting open a wound as he falls to his knees and then his stomach gasping like a fish as the girl falls off and tries to reaching him, whimpering like a starving pup.I lick my teeth and grin.hp 420What does krovachi do? kick her off the edge Ooooh, you wanted him alive...ahaha, why do you care about the life of a dog, perhaps you are one yourself...hmm well then dog, lick my boot *stomp on her face* Slit her throat ignore her, she'll bleed out anyways, and those two seem like sooo much more fun make her useless maul the corpse write in
>>43495715>Skewer them both on the sword and advance on the remaining dog
>>43495715> Ooooh, you wanted him alive...ahaha, why do you care about the life of a dog, perhaps you are one yourself...hmm well then dog, lick my boot *stomp on her face*> Slit her throat
>>43495715> make her useless
>>43495715> Ooooh, you wanted him alive...ahaha, why do you care about the life of a dog, perhaps you are one yourself...hmm well then dog, lick my boot *stomp on her face*DOMINATE THE WEAK!
>>43495715 make her useless Ooooh, you wanted him alive...ahaha, why do you care about the life of a dog, perhaps you are one yourself...hmm well then dog, lick my boot *stomp on her face*
>>43495715> ignore her, she'll bleed out anyways, and those two seem like sooo much more funOk this going too far into Layla territory now
>>43495715> Slit her throat
>>43495739No its not. Not even close.
>moralfags already getting their panties ina twist about killing pkersKek. You guys are so pathetic.So much for playing that crazy warrior demon you were raging about.
>>43495715> Slit her throat> ignore her, she'll bleed out anyways, and those two seem like sooo much more fun
>>43495715> Ooooh, you wanted him alive...ahaha, why do you care about the life of a dog, perhaps you are one yourself...hmm well then dog, lick my boot *stomp on her face*>whatever wins
Rolled 1 (1d2)>>43495762
>>43495715> Ooooh, you wanted him alive...ahaha, why do you care about the life of a dog, perhaps you are one yourself...hmm well then dog, lick my boot *stomp on her face*> Slit her throat> maul the corpse
>>43495784...are you blind? Where are there any moralfags? almost all of the votes are to either kill her or step on her and dominate her. The only moralfaggy thing said has been>>43495739and that's just because he doesn't want to play a carbon copy of a current character. (not saying he's right, just giving a reason)
>>43495815>or step on her and dominate her>implying thats not just getting voted for as "don't kill her" option
>>43495815Yeah, I don't care about killing, but I'd rather it be more Blood Knight than insane psychopath. Although they are pretty similar
>>43495825considering several of the votes for it then include slitting her throat? Yes that's very much what I am implying you gibbering git.
>>43495831I'm not seeing how stepping on her face and making her lick your boot is any less "insanse psychopath"
>>43495825I personally think it'd be funnier to keep her as a servant, but I imagine that'd go right out the window once we end blood rage.>>43495850That's not what he voted for, he voted to let her bleed out, and move on.
>>43495739>Ok this going too far into Layla territory nowI'm really wondering if you epople just haven't played ASQ and are just going by what you hear in after quest discussions, or if you actually manage to play a quest and so completly fail at understanding the protagonists personality.Krovachi is nothing like Layla, and nothing happening here makes her anything more like Layla.
>>43495872>That's not what he voted for, he voted to let her bleed out, and move on.I wouldn't know what he voted for given the comment I replied to had no vote in it.
>>43495888considering he linked it to mine, referencing the part where I was referring to his earlier vote, and INCLUDED the link to it in my comment, yes you could have very easily figured out if you knew how to use your brain. But I suppose that's asking to much.
The girl's face it wet with tears, ahahahaaa a sign that ones about to die in fear, pathetic, disgusting even, she should be happy, because with her death my blade grows hungrier, stronger, and it'll make me so happy to see her gone.but then again I am always happy, because I am always making things go away."Oooh" I say as I push her over with a sharp quick to the gut "You wanted him alive, ahaha, why do you care about the life of useless dog, perhaps you are actually a dog yourself"She growls at me, reaching for her scythe, a tool of farmers, hmm can still draw blood though."Well then, dog" I say as I stomp her face "Lick my bootShe squirms, and I draw my blade across her neck, her spasms looking almost like a dance as I walk away, wiping the blood off my blade with my bandaged hands.Hmm, where did the other two go...ah well these two are more than enough."Shiiiit" the fine dressed man says...noble born...a commander of wars, in a battle how strange indeed...he still bleeds like the rest "You..You..you""Killed them" I ask grinning, as rest my sword on my shoulder..."Yes I did""Kaaaatie..this isn't funny any more" the raggedy man says, keeping his distance...no weapons..a fool or a master...both can be funhp 450What does Krovachi say? Who is katie?...I am Krovachi Oh of course it's still funny, it is always funny EN PASSANT 1d100AHhhhhh please let this one last longer Hehehe, untouched by taint...You're pissing me the fuck offDie Swing at him 1d100 write in>>43495831Why do you assume you are playing Katie right now?You are KrovachicurrentlyYou are the MCs character without Katie in control, until you get back to full health
>>43495920>referencing the part where I was referring to his earlier voteI'm not seeing it. He could have been easily, and more likely, referring to this> or step on her and dominate her
Rolled 18 (1d100)>>43495926> Who is katie?...I am Krovachi> EN PASSANT 1d100
Rolled 100 (1d100)>>43495926> EN PASSANT 1d100>AHhhhhh please let this one last longer
Rolled 46 (1d100)>>43495926 Who is katie?...I am Krovachi Oh of course it's still funny, it is always funny EN PASSANT 1d100
Rolled 85 (1d100)>>43495926> Oh of course it's still funny, it is always funny> EN PASSANT 1d100
Rolled 78 (1d100)>>43495926> Who is katie?...I am Krovachi> Oh of course it's still funny, it is always funny> EN PASSANT 1d100Sorry boss, didn't think of it like that
>>43495948...welp. guess there goes the possibility of that one lasting longer.
>>43495926interesting... So it seems like the character existed BEFORE we started playing the game. Very interesting...
>>43495926> Who is katie?...I am Krovachi> Oh of course it's still funny, it is always funny> EN PASSANT 1d100
Rolled 33 (1d100)>>43495926> EN PASSANT 1d100>AHhhhhh please let this one last longer
Rolled 73 (1d100)>>43495926> Who is katie?...I am Krovachi> Oh of course it's still funny, it is always funny> EN PASSANT 1d100
Rolled 100 (1d100)>>43495964Fuck forgot roll>>43495948VERY GOOD!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IxZBSsx6Vc4
>>43495948WELP. Lets hope our friend is really THAT good, or he is about to hope this game still got respawn.
Rolled 21 (1d100)>>43495926> Who is katie?...I am Krovachi> Oh of course it's still funny, it is always funny>AHhhhhh please let this one last longer> EN PASSANT 1d100
>>43495983>>43495948Only in a HM quest. Literally what the fuck.The second one was a bit too late, but it was a nice touch.
>>43495983I shall now write the sound I made when i saw thisACHT
>>434959837th roll damn>>43495984Given he's already beat up and the respawn on this game died when it became real? We likely just perma-killed him too.
>>43495983I LOVE MY DICE!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1X4CkFmeCl8
>>43496005>and the respawn on this game died when it became real?We dont know for sure right now.
>>43496021We know you can't log out and we've never heard from anyone who's died since. Furthermore according to HM in the quest's premise there is no respawn.
>>43496032>and we've never heard from anyone who's died sinceWhich is why we can't know what happens when you die. >Furthermore according to HM in the quest's premise there is no respawn.I find that highly unlikely.
>>43496045>I find that highly unlikely.Word of HM anon, he said there would be no respawns after death, was one of the core things in the quest when he came up with the idea.
>>43495926Where is Lucy right now though?
>>43496077Probably ran for the hills when she saw her friend go psycho, or is trying to stop Joey from telling his paw he was right and calling a witch hunt down on us.
>>43496088>JoeyPretty sure Joey was the armor guy we just eviscerated.But far more importantly, WHERE IS LITTLE GREEN???
>>43495926Do you get XP from PvP in this game?
>>43496106Farm guy then, and probably either hiding(from us) or splatted.
>>43496118We fucking better!
"Who is Katie?" I ask tilting my head "I am Krovachi of Toladar, and what are you talking about, of course it's still funny, it is always funny, have you ever seen the face the dying and enraged make?""You....aren't Katie" the raggedy man says as the noble glares at me, raising his blade."You killed my friends" he growls angrily "You killed Joey and Mary, I am going to fucking murder you, WHORE!"He runs towards me, quicker than the last two as I run my sword down my hands, licking my lips as he gets in front of the other man, who's eyes go wide as he reaches towards the other man."EN PASSANT" I scream as I put my sword to my side and run forward, laughing happily as drag it across the ground, great flames rising from it as I slam it into the first man, cutting him in half vertically as he bursts into flames, his flesh melting like a demon's meat.the blade carries, digging into the other man's face and the cheek and carrying into his eyes as he howls in pain and falls to his knees.hp 690....Katie "Krovachi"I blink, covered in sweat and something warm and sticking, my mouth is dry, and all I can hear is sam screaming in pain. I slowly look down, a charred skeleton laying in front of me and sam, who's on his knees, clutching his eyes as blood gushes past his fingers. He's cryingI blink, feeling....I don't know..bad, just the only word for it. I pucker my lips, my hands shaking as I look around in confusion."Massstuuur?" a small voice calls out."Fuck...*sniff sniff* fuuuuck" Sam whimpers clutching his eye, tears flowing down his remaining one "it fucking hurts katie...it fuckin hurts...that's you right, ain't gonna kill me right eheheh right?"What do you say? Sam, let me see your face where's Lucy...and Johnny? Why would I do that? who said that why do I taste copper I don't want to look back do I what the fuck happened here? write in
>>43496145>...the fuck just happened? Did I black out? sam who fucked up your face man?
>>43496145 Sam, let me see your face where's Lucy...and Johnny? Why would I do that? what the fuck happened here?Still 10 Hp down we should Still be in murder mode and kill Sam too.
>>43496145> Sam, let me see your face> Why would I do that?> where's Lucy...and Johnny?
>>43496145> who said that> where's Lucy...and Johnny?> why do I taste copper
>>43496145> Sam, let me see your face> where's Lucy...and Johnny?> Why would I do that?> why do I taste copper> what the fuck happened here?>Who did this to you? I'll fucking kill em!
>>43496145> Sam, let me see your face> where's Lucy...and the little hiver?> what the fuck happened here?
>>43496174Go read the char sheet you idiot, We have 690 hp.
>>43496145> Sam, let me see your face> where's Lucy...and Johnny?> who said that> why do I taste copperBut heySam. Look at the bright side. Partner-look!>>43496174>Still 10 Hp downNope we are full 690 of 690
>>43496204He can get it healed, it won't last long
>>43496223>He can get it healed, it won't last longUh anon.....
>>43496223Can he? It might be like a D&D thing where losing full limbs/organs requires a regeneration spell.Regular or low-level healing magic might not be enough to get the eye back because its a debuff in addition to a wound.
>>43496239He might be right actually, it hasn't scarred yet and he's not immune to healing magic. Not sure how it works though. Course if he's wrong, we get to be the one-eyed melee champion duo.
>>43496223Unless we tainted him, which may very well happen since our sword was on presumably demonic fire. even then it likely requires a spell higher level than anyone in the podunks can cast.
>>43496239>>43496245I'm assuming so because in one of the first threads he mentioned the only reason we couldn't get our eye back was because we were tainted. Not sure how that's gonna work now.
>>43496261Not how you get tainted anon, And our sword wasn't made out of tainted material.
>>43496265He might have meant there is healing magic that can do it, and I'm sure there is. But the question is if the sort of low-level healing we have access to can do it.But we will inevitably see fairly soon, I suppose.
>>43496283He's referring to the fire coming from it being made with those demon cat claws. But I'm pretty sure we never hit sam, less I missed something. And it's a sword now so it likely wouldn't happen anyways.
>>43496299Do we know what class our other friend is? She might have it. Or we can just loot this tomb and get some dosh for a healing potion/healer.
>>43496145>"Massstuuur?" a small voice calls out....did our hiver just gain sentience?
"Why would I do that!?" I shout as I run to him and sit down next him, dropping my sword as he clutches his face "You're one of my best friends man""No reason" he says quietly, trying his best to smile, putting his hand on his shoulder "just forget about it alright it's nothing""But it isn't nothing" I say pulling at his hand "Sam let me see your face, I need to know how bad it is""Am I still pretty momma?" He asks, trying to laugh as I gasp, covering my mouth as I see the right side of his face, most of it is burnt or shining like exposed muscle, his eye a bloody hole.I touch my eye patch and wince."You're still beautiful hun" I say smiling as much as I can "It's...not that bad really it's just a little""I look like shit don't I?" He sighs heavily as he stands up, covering his eyesI shake my head, bititing my lip as he holds my shoulders, stopping me from looking back."Er where's Lucy, and the hiver' I say slowly looking around as much as I can "and the farmer boy""Told them to go on a head" He says flatly, sadly "...ah fuck, damn healers are getting to dammit, need to save up I think, unless Luc...lawrence wants to go healer""Why do I taste copper?" I ask, my hands shaking as he grabs them, the hiver walking up to me, looking sad "Why do I taste a lot of copper, what the fuck happened here?""Don't worry about it, just get back to town okay?" he says pushing me forward weakly "I'll go get the players, alright, alright"I sigh, and try to turn around before he pushes me forward, and forces me to walkthe hiver following close behind me, bumping into my leg...did it get hurt or something? I hope not...one is enough for one dayKrovachi reached level 4Lucy half way to level 4sam close to level 6level up mad swords men or another unlocked class
>>43496317>Do we know what class our other friend is?War Magus of some kind.
>>43496343> or another unlocked class
>>43496343Could we get a list of our unlocked classes?
>>43496343>level up mad swords men
>>43496332FUCK YEAH!>>43496343>level up mad swords men
>>43496343>level up cookChef of the battlefield!also: dafuq happened to the caged up players?
>>43496355Pretty sure we would be informed if we unlock something not in the user manual.
>>43496355 http://pastebin.com/PW5wkSv7look at the class part in thiswe haven't unlocked aything beyond the base classes yet
>>43496301Given his face was scorched and>the blade carries, digging into the other man's face and the cheek and carrying into his eyes as he howls in pain and falls to his knees.We did. Killed one dude and hit Sam through him.
>>43496343>level up mad swords menLet's wait til level five for a different class, Gotta level up the main first and not multiclass like a pleb.
>>43496343Either>level up mad swords menor>cook
>>43496343>level up mad swords menmight as well stick with it for now.
Mad swords men level five3 points to put into statsand choose one tier one offensive skill  Feint *Attempt to distract the opponent with a false strike, uses Dex+speed  Kick up dirt *Attempt to blind the enemy by kicking dirt in their eyes*  Disarm *Attempt to disarm your opponent*  Dual wielding *You can dual wield*  Cheap shot *Take a cheap shot, stunning your opponent*  Retreating stab *Attack as you leap back, the range of the leap is determined by your dexterity level* Reckless charge *Charge forward at the target recklessly, attempting to knock them off their feet or Impale them, uses Str+ Speed*or make your own with a learning check 1d20+ learning
>>43496418I should point out, this comes with lifesteal.
>>43496427All three points into learning. Dual wielding *You can dual wield*
>>434964273Will> Reckless charge *Charge forward at the target recklessly, attempting to knock them off their feet or Impale them, uses Str+ Speed*
>>43496427I mean level four
Rolled 15 (1d20)>>43496427+1 str+2 speed (en passent to good)either> Reckless charge *Charge forward at the target recklessly, attempting to knock them off their feet or Impale them, uses Str+ Speed*Or> make your own with a learning check 1d20+ learningHighlander: A strike to the head/neck intended to decapitate, deals large damage on hit, lifesteals and grants a small buff. if it kills.
>>43496427> Disarm *Attempt to disarm your opponent*1STR,2WIL
>>434964273Will> Reckless charge *Charge forward at the target recklessly, attempting to knock them off their feet or Impale them, uses Str+ Speed*>>43496444Drizzit please leave.
>>434964271 learning1str1 Dex Retreating stab *Attack as you leap back, the range of the leap is determined by your dexterity level*
Rolled 18 (1d20)>>43496427>>434964623will, Seconding the ability though
>>43496427>+2 will>+1 str> Reckless charge *Charge forward at the target recklessly, attempting to knock them off their feet or Impale them, uses Str+ Speed*
>>43496427don't care about stats but I like this writeup> make your own with a learning check 1d20+ learning>Highlander: A strike to the head/neck intended to decapitate, deals large damage on hit, lifesteals and grants a small buff. if it kills.so I'm backing it. Sounds like a good mob/PK slayer
>>43496428I don't think we really want lifesteal outside of blood curse.>>43496427> Cheap shot *Take a cheap shot, stunning your opponent*1STR,1WIL,1LER
>>43496427This skill >>43496462 But +1 str +2 will
Rolled 10 (1d20)>>43496427>>43496462THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!backing the ability, +1 str +1 learning +1 wil
the highlander skill is too strong for a tier oneBut you can take it later if you remember it, when you're higher level
>>43496462That skill sounds extremly broken and mary-sueish.
>>43496427Well most of those abilities bore me and the other players seem to have not figured out custom moves yet so I'm going with> make your own with a learning check 1d20+ learningHamstring: crippling blow to the legs.
>>43496510We are trying to make a sue.
>>43496508Can it just be a slightly weaker version?
>>43496522>We are trying to make a sue.
>>43496510Bitch we're a demonicly tainted monster who flies into a bloodrage and is possesed by a crazed sword spirit. Shakespeare this ain't.
+1 str+2 will and reckless charge wonwriting neck update>>43496527With out the buff and lifesteal, it would still be tier two, which I haven't started to stat our yeteven the base ones
>>43496534Thats pretty thematically narrow and consistent. You can start talking once we are on the level of a half-ghost vampire catgirl witch assassin.
>>43496547So you consider violently lopping somebody's head off with a massive swordA: not fitting the themeorB: "speshul snowflaek"?
>>43496547don't forget reaper, and now we levled up cat again to more japanese weirdness
>>43496568I consider having acustom skill thats significantly more powerful than other skills on its level mary-sueish.Not the guy who said it originally though.>>43496574>don't forget reaperThats the "half-ghost" part. But yeah, if we ever take the "hell-cat with burning cart" thing, it gets even weirder.
>>43496598>significantly more powerful than other skills on its leveldid you see that exploding shield bullshit? And I was counting on HM to tone down the numbers, I pretty much just wanted it as a horde clearer for dealing with large numbers of weak enemies. like goblins.
>>43496620And he was alot higher level than us.Also it's waaay to op for that.
I nod slowly and walk off towards the stairs, as he walks off behind me, breathing heavily.I walk up the stairs slowly, my head and arms aching as I go up. I feel dirty somehow, like violated, Like something touched me in places I didn't want them to..I feel sick. I close my eyes and keep walking up the stairs, trying to figure out why I feel so....messed up and dirty, like I was...what happened? I was fighting the pkers and then nothing just...*Kroooovaaacheeeey, are you scared of yourself*I shake my head, I really am going insane aren't I, I'm hearing voices and forgetting this.this isn't good, this isn't good at all"HAH there you are ya...oh it's just Krovachi" Johnny laughs, pocking me with his now blunt pitchfork "and her terrifying bug monster""KATIE!!!" Lucy shouts as she pulls me into a hug, crying into my chest "oh thank god you're all right, wait where's sam?""Freeing the other players" I say flatly "I think, also uh..don't mention the eye""W..what happened down there?" Lucy asks, sounding both worried and afraid"You know, I always wanted to be an adventurer, but I don't think I have the stomach for it" Johnny sighs "I think I just want to harvest apples now"the hiver bumps into my leg again, rubbing it's horn against my knee gentlyWhat do you do? wait for sam, go back to town and then leave ask if players respawn Try to convince johnny to be an adventuretake a napGet a drink write in>>43496631It's a spell that destroys and item and deals damage determined on the worth of the item usedthe shield was worth 700 hundred gold coins, due to it's large sizethey were twinks
>>43496620>>43496620>did you see that exploding shield bullshit?I think that was his classes equivalent of our blood curse.>I pretty much just wanted it as a horde clearer for dealing with large numbers of weak enemies. like goblins.How does it serve that purpose?Wouldn't we need some sort of AoE for that, like Whirlwind Blade?
>>43496640> wait for sam, go back to town and then leave> ask if players respawn
>>43496640> wait for sam, go back to town and then leave>Get a drink
>>43496640>Yeah that's probably for the best.> wait for sam, go back to town and then leaveSee if we can't get that annoying seven guy who tried to steal our kill earlier to heal sam first.
>>43496640> wait for sam, go back to town and then leave>Get a drink>>43496662We know they don't anon.
>>43496677>We know they don't anon.Clearly Katie doesn't or the option wouldn't be there, anon.
>>43496640> wait for sam, go back to town and then leave>Get a drink > write in Pet Lil'Green
>>43496674f not we can pay minor to make him some sort of phantom of the opera esque face mask. I like that unless I misread sams injury is on the right side of his face, while ours is on the left. Between us we have a working pair!>>43496688still probably not best to ask in front of johnny appleseed here.
quick question but how high fantasy is this world like are we talking flying airship or horse carriage?
>>43496704So long as the mask has the words "fuck off" carved on it in extremely flowery script with a ton of fancy details around it, I will back it.
>>43496704>>43496782While I like the idea, he's prolly getting healed.
Anyone else experiencing lag while refreshing /tg/?
We don't say much, I guess we're all to tired or worried, Lucy sits by the door, waiting for sam while I lay against the grave staring at the sky with the hiver besides me.Johnny just kinds of stands there staring into nothing.Eventually sam comes back, leading the very frightened and shell shocked players back into the sun. He tries to make Lucy laugh, but only succeeds in making her cry. It takes a while to get back to town, and no one talks the entire way again, in fact sam is almost eerily quite, not making jokes or being an ass to anyone, make me worry.When we do get back the other players are over joyed and gave us some of the money they were going to give to pkers, of course the townsfolk were still confused about everythingAnd we ended up leaving after we got a few apple pies and jugs of cider since, it turns out, the healers were really being jerks and well, it'd would have cost us twice of what we had to fix sam's face with how much they were offering their services, so we had to leave before he broke a couple of heads in and made things worse by being thereWe didn't travel far, but it was more lively, mainly because Minor wouldn't stop fretting over us and asking us what happened, but only sam had all the answers and he was tight lipped for once and by time night fell we ate our "Dinner in silence" and somehow managed to fall asleep in out tents and sleeping bags, despite the cold....SamI look at my two friends curled up next to eachother in sleeping bags, their pet hiver sleeping between them. I run my hand down my face as I look at Katie as she sleeps, not knowing what the fuck she did today.So that's the bloody curse then. I sigh, I can't tell them what happened, for the sake of our friendships and Katie herself, I can't do that to her.I know she wants me to call them by their character's names but...I can't see her as Krovachi, she was nothing like her in there. I sigh and lean back,"You okay sam?"cont
>>43496854Minor asks, looking concerned for me for some fucking reason "You've been awfully quite lately""Guess I have been" I mutter"er, I'm not going to ask then" She sighs, her blue hair already a mess of a bed head"Good" I say nodding as I try to lay on the side of my face not covered in salve "Actually...think you can make me a weapon""Sure but it'll cost you and you'd have to give me the materials you want" She says cheefully"Just wondering" I mummer as I roll over, closing my eyesWe still have a long way to go...I just hope I don't have to see the real krovachi ever againOr that anyone else doesand we'll end hereI've archived and will answer questions
>>43496891Welp can we get sam's face healed?
>>43496907if you find someone who can
>>43496891lewd thing when?What level do we have to be in order to get tier 2 skills?
>>43496915I meant more in the "Is this permanent?" way
>>43496919five or tenneed to decide also,you guys had amazing luck today
>>43496931Until you find a healer you can afford it is
>>43496932Those 100s man, you are cursed with this weird luck man
>>43496938So not very, good to know
>>43496942Yeah, but it lends to the quest well I think>>43496949Medium high I thinkdon't think air ships are a thing, besidesZEPPELINS
>>43496974Still mad they delayed the next episode.... Have a good night boss, thanks for running
>>43496995I was waiting for it for so long, but ah wellLast set of super close together quests for a while, running so many quests in so little time is exhausting
>>43496974so is there a physical heaven and hell you know like a demon underworld and a city in the clouds full of angels?
>>43496891Question, are the healers players?
>>43496995>Still mad they delayed the next episode....
>>43497105For got to ask, but episode of what?
>>43497115Hellsing Ultimate Abridged.