>You are Maple Son-Mahogany, one of two young Tuffle twins thrown at Earth starting in early Dragon Ball by your "father," Dr. Raichi>"Canon" had already taken a sharp turn from the "norm" when you began, and through your actions, choices, and dialogue, took even further turns from the "norm," and will probably continue to do so>Stats and dice mechanics are used, and can be explained again as needed>Let's all try to have some fun, ok?And a pastebin: http://pastebin.com/LPq9VxWpLast time, on Dragon Ball Tuffle Quest Z! You brought Raditz to meet Fortuneteller Baba and encountered, of all things, his and Goku's mother, Gine! After a chat with the Saiyan woman, Raditz seems to be taking his first steps on setting his own path, and you've learned that... mother-in-laws can be scary. Even the nice ones.
>>43372029https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=asyO6tonbLQGine has a last little chat with her sons, Peppa and Gohan napping in her arms silently. She hands them back to you as Baba tells her that she has to be going. The Saiyan woman looks you in the eyes. "Take care, T- ...Maple. And make sure these two get plenty of meats.""Yes ma'am." you respond, sinking back a bit as you hold on to your kids, Gohan making a little grunt, his tail wrapping around your arm.She nods at you, then turns to her elder son. "Well Raddy, take care, and... do your best."He gives a silent nod, expression trying to remain stoic as Gine leaves with Baba. Goku pats his brother on the shoulder, smiling. "Well Raditz, what do you think? You want to stick with us for the rest of the day, or head off on your own for a while? I know this is a lot to take in..."Raditz raises an eyebrow, looking towards you. "That depends, where are you going to next?">A. Wanted to visit Grandpa Gohan again, if we can>B. A stop by Bulma's might be good, actually>C. Kinda want to go and find Piccolo>D. We should check up on Tien and the Crane School>E. Did you have a place you wanted to go, Raditz?>F. Something else?
>>43372033>C. Kinda want to go and find Piccolo
>>43372033>A. Wanted to visit Grandpa Gohan again, if we canBut>E. Did you have a place you wanted to go, Raditz?
>>43372033>D. We should check up on Tien and the Crane School>E. Did you have a place you wanted to go, Raditz?
>>43372033>C. Kinda want to go and find Piccolo>E. Did you have a place you wanted to go, Raditz?
>>43372033>D. We should check up on Tien and the Crane School
How quick can Piccolo do his Spiral Impaler at his current level?
>>43372149You shouldn't samefag on the first vote since you can easily see the IP counter not go up. The more you know!
>>43372170I hope he can at least move while charging like we can.
>>43372033>>C. Kinda want to go and find Piccolo>>E. Did you have a place you wanted to go, Raditz? Either works
>>43372178what? why are you wrong? what's up with being wrong? what's with that wrongness? how are you wrong like that?
>>43372178It gets even better if you have the function that labels posts with new IPs enabled.
Wouldn't Tien make a great teacher for Raditz, and Piccolo a great pupil/tech buddy for us?
>>43372425>Tien as a teacher for RaditzYeah could work, Tien already expressed interest.>Piccolo as our pupilNot so much. At least not to the extent as Chuu Lee. While he could learn some stuff from us, he likes to do things solo as he always has.
>>43372526Hence, the tech buddy relationship. And we've only got a year till those Saiyans arrive.
>>43372425Piccolo is more a rival/tech buddy than pupil.
>>43372033Well, you had some ideas on what to do today, but... "Well, kinda want to find Piccolo, maybe properly introduce you two, but did you have some place you wanted to go, Raditz? I mean, this is a lot to take in, I wouldn't blame you if you needed some time to-""I'll be fine." he interrupts. "Piccolo the... Namekian, correct?"You and Goku nod, monkey boy letting out a bit of a laugh. "Y' know, you two are a bit alike-" Raditz glares. Probably not the best way to phrase that, monkey boy..."Fine. I'll meet this Piccolo." he grunts out, taking to the air.Goku calls the Nimbus, taking the kids into his arms as you and Raditz fly with him. Piccolo seems to be in one of his usual barren wasteland spots, and... is he napping or actually meditating? Mind scan says... 'Get out of my head, Maple. I know you're reading it.' Meditating! Peppa and Gohan manage to wake up right as you all approach him.The Namekian stands, eyeing Raditz suspiciously. "So, you've brought the other Saiyan here."Goku rubs the back of his neck. "Yep! Just thought you two might be able to have a chat, or somethi-""Yuhshi!" Peppa comments excitedly as she finally notices him. Probably don't need her picking up Pantea's bad habits too...>A. "Piccolo," sweetie>B. Ignore it, Piccolo doesn't really care>C. Ask Piccolo what training he's been doing, and what he has prepared for the Saiyans>D. Talk with Raditz a bit, get him talking>E. Something else?
>>43372561>A. "Piccolo," sweetieThen>C. Ask Piccolo what training he's been doing, and what he has prepared for the Saiyans>D. Talk with Raditz a bit, get him talking
>>43372561>A. "Piccolo," sweetie>C. Ask Piccolo what training he's been doing, and what he has prepared for the Saiyans>D. Talk with Raditz a bit, get him talking
>>43372561>E. "Yoshi," sugarplum
>>43372623Sure, sounds good.
>>43372561>B. Ignore it, Piccolo doesn't really care>C. Ask Piccolo what training he's been doing, and what he has prepared for the Saiyans
>>43372598Lol that would be funny but only end up annoying Piccolo. I don't know if he is weak to cuteness.
>>43372561>A. "Piccolo," sweetie>C. Ask Piccolo what training he's been doing, and what he has prepared for the Saiyans>D. Talk with Raditz a bit, get him talking>>43372170In the series, I got the impression that he had to charge it to at least Raditz' PL if he wanted it to be sure it would have hurt him. The question now is how quickly can he charge it?
>>43372561"'Piccolo,' sweetie." you tell your girl, patting her on the head.She makes a little pout. "Yyyuh-""Pih... kuh... wo..." Gohan tries to repeat, eyeing his sister. You notice the Namekian actually crack a smile.Peppa tilts her head at her brother curiously. "Pihkuhwo?" Gohan starts clapping and cheering a little."Kids, huh?" you comment, elbowing Raditz in the rib. He frowns. "I know, I know, training first, right?""Yes. Don't waste my time with such trivial things.""Eheh, a-anyway!" Goku tries to turn the conversation back on course. "Was hoping you two might want to do some training together, you know, help get stronger.""What training are you doing, Piccolo?" you question, watching your kids repeat the Namekian's name. "I mean, the Saiyans will be here in about a year...""While I expect you two to be more than capable of handling them, in fact I know you two are going to try to deal with them first," he starts with a glance between you and your husband, "I have a few surprises in store for them in case something goes wrong.""Oh? And tell me, Namekian, just what do you know about Nappa and Vegeta that might give YOU an advantage?" the long-haired Saiyan asks, crossing his arms.Piccolo raises an eyebrow, not responding for a minute. He then smirks. "Since the tails are out of the question, and since this 'Nappa' fellow seems too weak to be a threat to me, I'll be more concerned about Vegeta. He seems to prefer... distance in his fights, overwhelming his opponents with firepower. Seems like a bit of a show-off. Melee is precise and... deadly... hah, of course it is. Hrmn... 'fake moon,' huh?"Raditz is shocked, but... wait a minute...>A. Fake what now?>B. How DOES Nappa fight, Raditz?>C. Well, you two can probably come up with some great strategies, then>D. Something else?
>>43373001>A. Fake what now?>B. How DOES Nappa fight, Raditz?
>>43373001>A. Fake what now?>C. Well, you two can probably come up with some great strategies, then
>>43373001>A. Fake what now?"If that is what I think it is, that sounds like trouble, but we can always cut some tails. Many of us have cutting techniques.">C. Well, you two can probably come up with some great strategies, then
>>43373001>>C. Well, you two can probably come up with some great strategies, thenPlay nice now.
>>43373001>"Piccolo it's rude to read other people's minds when they don't know that you can do it, didn't just mentalate to us to keep out of your head?">A,B,C
>>43373100didnt *you* just
>>43373001>A. Fake what now?>D. 'Piccolo, reading people's minds without their consent is very rude!'
>>43373196>>43373100We did exact same thing to Raditz when he first got here...shouldn't be a hypocrit.
>>43373001>A. Fake what now?>>B. How DOES Nappa fight, Raditz?
>>43373226Sometimes being a hypocrite can be hilarious
>>43373226Technically not hypocrisy.
>>43373226I know it's hypocritical, that was the point.
>>43373001"Fake what now?" Oh that doesn't sound good. "If that's what it sounds like... well, could be trouble. But some tails can always be cut if need be." There goes plan 'Explode the Moon Again' it seems. Kami is probably happy, at least.Raditz frowns, but there's a worried expression on his face. "Vegeta is capable of creating a energy blast that mimics the effects of a full moon, mixing energy in the atmosphere, and the effects can stay around for a time even after the false moon is destroyed.""It could be trouble if Vegeta's as capable of controlling his transformed state as you think he is." Piccolo comments.'Maybe it's a bit rude to mind delve like that, Piccolo. Didn't you just tell me not to read yours?' you telepathically comment to the Namekian. You didn't delve THAT deep when you first met Raditz, after all...'Oh please, you've done that before.' he responds with a bit of a glare. Eh, got you there..."A-anyway, how does Nappa fight, Raditz?"The tall Saiyan glances towards you. "He's far more up-close and brutal, and has quite a bit more endurance than you'd think. Has a habit of leveling entire areas when facing large numbers of weaker foes." He then rubs his chin. "...does quite like tossing around Saibamen when he sees weaker foes."Ugh... Saibamen. You recall what Wheelo did with his Biomen and that one last one at his fortress... Hah, and then you slapped Towa. "So, you two seem like you can come up with some great strategies together.""Actually... if I take my time with it, I believe I'll be capable of reproducing that fake moon technique." Piccolo says with a bit of a smirk. Oh he's planning something. Raditz is intrigued, but Piccolo's not looking at Raditz. He's looking at you and Goku. Telepathically, he states... 'Equivalent exchange.'>A. Complete it, and we'll talk>B. Eh, probably don't need such a technique>C. Well, you two have fun then, we're gonna head to... (where?)>D. Something else?
>>43373551>A. Complete it, and we'll talk>D. Take Raditz over to the Crane School to git gud
>>43373551>A. Complete it, and we'll talk'What were you thinking of picking up from our collection?'>C. Well, you two have fun then, we're gonna head to... (where?)Maybe Bulma's to work on the Gravity Chamber a little more?
>>43373603>>43373551Suppose this. Getting to Gravity Chamber closer to x100 will benefit in the long run. Kids can play with Pantea and the Camels and maybe Goku and Maple can get some x20 time in.
>>43373551>A. Complete it, and we'll talk>C. Well, you two have fun then, we're gonna head to... (where?)Bulma. I want to make some robots to fight the Saibamen.
>>43373661Making robots is cool and all but, wouldn't that be a wasted effort considering we can just end Saibamen really quickly at our level?
>>43373603>>43373551This has my vote. I kinda like the idea of Raditz and Piccolo becoming bro's.
>>43373707That's why we make the robots! It's too easy for us so we should make it interesting.
>>43373551>A. Complete it, and we'll talk>D. Gonna take Raditz to Mifan, then going to go to Capsule Corp to see what we can do with that armor and space tech
>>43373551>A. Complete it, and we'll talk
>>43373735Raditz would need to have something to offer Piccolo if he wants to train with him. In order to do that, he needs to get stronger/smarter.
>>43373764We could have the saiyans stress test them for us. They break em so we know how to make em stronger, faster, harder, better!
>>43373863In a sense he just did by mind reading the fake moon thing. Piccolo is honorable enough to take that into consideration.
>>43373863We could toss him and goku into thw HTC for a day so they can train as bro's.
>>43373917Why is it a Wookie?
>>43373921Quit trying to force people to become bros. If it happens, it happens.
>>43373934It's got that nano-carbon shit and sensors that make it really alert and tough.
>>43373915>>43373917https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=http://m.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3DGDpmVUEjagg&ved=0CB4QyCkwAGoVChMIytzEtPrqyAIVCOpjCh1N6gXV&usg=AFQjCNHk_7B61iEmmFgWqeYyfaTiDajoKQ&sig2=1KhhMAI2FRf7HcEJnNZnpwSomething along this line. Maybe we could borrow Dr. Gero from Towa?
>>43373933>>43373962But how about?
>>43373998Why are they walking chickens?
>>43374014Why *wouldn't* they be walking chickens?
>>43373998It's fucking retarded.
>>43373984Nah, they're busy making pic related.
>>43373917Course not, they're gonna be jobbing, and they gotta look like proper jobbers.
>>43374038Less silly version
>>43374173Oh dang, they remade that whole arc in a less cartoony fashion, how weird
>>43374209That whole remake was awesome.
>>43373551'Complete it, and we'll talk.' you tell him. 'What were you hoping to gain, anyway?''I have some interest in that Charging Blast technique you have. I'll give you more details when it's time.' Piccolo responds with a smirk.Hrm, the Galvanic Phantasm? Okay, that's a new one. 'So... what about Raditz?''I'll train him some. His skills may be of some use to me...' Piccolo telepathically replies.You nod. "Well Raditz, Goku and I are headed to Capsule Corp. Piccolo has some fairly useful skills that you might be interested in, but-""It'll be tough. You can't start slacking off, but once you're done, you'll be able to easily defeat that Nappa person." Piccolo tells the Saiyan."Hah, you think I'd be scared off by a little hardship? I'll find a way to surpass even you, green man." Raditz tells him confidently.As you and Goku start to leave, your kids are the ones to have the last say. "Buhbah, Pihkuhwo! Unkah!" Gohan says excitedly."Bah unkah, yuh..." Peppa starts, but then looks at her brother. "Pihkuhwo!"You see the faintest bit of a smirk on Piccolo's face. Hah, the big softie. The four of you head to Capsule Corp. and are greeted by Yamcha and Pantea... the girl with a new toy in her hands."Getting them started early, ey, Amuro?" you say with a smirk. "Hey... that's a new one."Yamcha laughs out. "W-well, Bulma and I finished watching it a while ago, with our little munchkin-""Daaad!" the purple-haired girl mumbles out, bumping her father's leg with her elbow.The scar-faced man pats his daughter on the head, then gives Goku a look. "Say... you know, you guys might like this one a lot. Heavy martial arts focus to it.">A. Calling brobro and Chi-chi immediately>B. Some other time, we've got stuff to do>C. By the way, you entering the Tournament next year?>D. Something else?
>>43374343>A. Calling brobro and Chi-chi immediatelyOh man G Gundam time. Goku is going to get a kick out of this.>C. By the way, you entering the Tournament next year?
>>43374343>A. Calling brobro and Chi-chi immediately>C. By the way, you entering the Tournament next year?
>>43373787Is that a new Gundam?
>>43374449Thats Amuro's Gundam from Char's Counter attack. Its funnel shield is basically the same as our bits shield.
>>43374343>A. Calling brobro and Chi-chi immediatelyTequila!>>43374449It's the Shining you dope.
>>43374343>become super asia
>>43374343>>A. Calling brobro and Chi-chi immediately>>C. By the way, you entering the Tournament next year?
>>43374475Oh whoops I thought it was to Kato's post, I'm dumb as brick. That's the Nu Gundam, it's a cobbled together piece of shit and the most high-end machine in Early UC.
>>43374343>B. Some other time, we've got stuff to doI don't watch Gundam shows, any references made to this will be lost on me. I watch Dragon Ball.
>>43374638G Gundam is actually pretty damn similar to a lot of things from Dragonball. Hell the MC has a super form where he goes blonde.Anyways it will only be for an update then we'll get back to it.
>>43374343Tmw Goku developes a Shining Finger based attack.>A,C
Rolled 11, 4, 13, 12, 17 = 57 (5d20)Ming rolling me 1d20, best of five, DC 14?
Rolled 4 (1d20)>>43374730pls
Rolled 8 (1d20)>>43374730BAM
Rolled 7 (1d20)>>43374730
Rolled 6 (1d20)>>43374730
If we get a 5, we'll have a straight.
Rolled 4 (1d20)>>43374730Maximum jobbing!
Rolled 4 (1d20)>>43374730
>>43374740>>43374751>>43374752>>43374756You all suck donkey balls.
Rolled 11 (1d20)>>43374730
Rolled 1 (1d20)>>43374730Straight here I come!
Not getting over a 9 in 6 rolls is very impressive statistically.
Rolled 10, 18, 15, 5, 3 = 51 (5d20)>>43374740>>43374751>>43374752>>43374756>>43374772Surprising.
>>43374730Welp, guess Goku, Chi-chi, Peppa, Izumi, and Gohan all don't like animes.
>>43374800Seems Acer and Bulma aren't slackers, though.Writing...
>>43374800Our jobbing really is maximum.
>>43374825Hey Brobro slacked last time, now its our turn, then it'll be Bulma's. Least we didn't critfail.
>>43374825Or Maple is having an off day, Just because you fail at something doesn't mean you're a "Slacker".
>>43374850>We get punted by Piccolo after having smashed through most of Dr. Wheelo's lab>Kato: "Wow, Maple's been slacking"
>>43374825What are we even slacking on? Is the challenge on staying awake while marathoning through the whole anime?
>>43374957Science something improvements. Its why its just the three of us rolling.
>>43374977>Science something improvements.Oh, so it's going to be vague instead of working on specific ideas we've had, like experimenting with PTO armor, or the space pod, or trying to do something with ki-powered tech
>>43375013No. It means I don't know what we are working on so I used 'something'.
>>43374343Oh now that catches your attention. Goku's a bit curious as well. "I'm calling brobro and Chi-chi IMMEDIATELY." you tell him with an almost manic grin."Hah, they'd probably get a kick out of it as well. Though there are some bits that seem... eerily familiar. Whole series is one big tournament, and... heh, well, you'll see I guess." Yamcha comments."Ah, speaking of, are you going to be competing next year?" You try to force the manic grin away, barely succeeding. "Tournament, that is. We plan to, of course, but...""Yeah! And I'm gonna be in it too!" Pantea shouts excitedly. "Gonna be in the Junior Division, with Videl!"Ah... dang it. Hope you're not gonna have to pick sides in this. Eventually you have Acer, Chi-chi, and little Izumi over as well, and over the next couple days, balancing some improvements to the Gravity Chamber and armor research, you all watch...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DlhtVgB7QuYOr if you prefer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZlhyQcQ-wA (cont.)
>>43375315...quite an experience. And Yamcha was right, eerily familiar. The entire ending Tournament especially was much like the 23rd one, the Gundams and their pilots sort of went... well, "Super Saiyan" would be one of the best ways to describe it. That "Master Asia" fellow looked SUSPICIOUSLY similar to Tao, if a tad more lively. Hell, even the main character himself reminded you quite a bit of your husband, with shades of his own brother. And to have a mysterious brother figure he's after that tries to help him on his journey. A bit eyebrow-raising is the blue-haired girl that he gets along with really well as a fighter, even if he ends up with the mechanic woman. Hell, the Gundams even managed to use Ki attacks! Some...how... eh, can't blame them on it. Looked really cool.Goku himself absolutely adored it, even if he had a LOT of question on similarities he's seen too. Acer got quite a kick out of it as well, his favorite of the group being that brother character. Hah, of course it was. Peppa, Gohan, and Izumi didn't really watch much of it, your son hiding and crying whenever the main antagonist appeared onscreen.Though with all that, you had some trouble with improving the Gravity Chamber any more than it's already been, Bulma and Acer making their own slight adjustments to at least try for something new. Endurance, at least, has improved greatly. And while you wanted to work on the Battle Armor material, kids took up more time than you were expecting. Still... at least you got to spend some time with them.While there, you also...>A. Ask Puar about Shapeshifting again, kids are a bit young, but it's on your mind>B. Talk with Bulma about some robots, might be a good idea to see what's in store there>C. Look into how the spaceship research is going>D. Talk with Yamcha and Pantea a bit about the Tournament coming up>E. Something else?Pick 2 at most.
>>43375359>B. Talk with Bulma about some robots, might be a good idea to see what's in store there>C. Look into how the spaceship research is going
>>43375359>B. Talk with Bulma about some robots, might be a good idea to see what's in store there
>>43375359>C. Look into how the spaceship research is going>D. Talk with Yamcha and Pantea a bit about the Tournament coming up
>>43375359>A. Ask Puar about Shapeshifting again, kids are a bit young, but it's on your mind>C. Look into how the spaceship research is going
>>43375359>A. Ask Puar about Shapeshifting again, kids are a bit young, but it's on your mind>B. Talk with Bulma about some robots, might be a good idea to see what's in store there
>>43375359>B. Talk with Bulma about some robots, might be a good idea to see what's in store there.>C. Look into how the spaceship research is going
>>43375359>A,B,C,D>"So did anyone get any new ideas for techniques they want to develop?"
>>43375359>B. Talk with Bulma about some robots, might be a good idea to see what's in store there>D. Talk with Yamcha and Pantea a bit about the Tournament coming up
>>43375359>A. Ask Puar about Shapeshifting again, kids are a bit young, but it's on your mind>B. Talk with Bulma about some robots, might be a good idea to see what's in store thereWhat if puar was just a really dedicated furry who decided to stay in animal form?
>>43375359>E. Discuss with Acer how super neato it would be if you two had short doozies of mobile suits
>>43375487Scratch that, just A,D for me.
Rolled 5, 20, 12, 7, 8 = 52 (5d20)Okay, roll me 2d20, folks, DC 13 for both.
Oh boy its Tuffle Quest!We gonna work on the next two steps of the 8 paths? Samma Ajiva and Samma Vayama? If Brobro uses Four Witches Technique he can dual wield masamune and his Demon Slayer Sword. If he multi-forms, then his two selves can share swords. Also can we improve Yajirobe's Iaigiri (fast draw slice) into..RAIGIRI! [lightning draw slice!)
Rolled 5, 19 = 24 (2d20)>>43375577
Rolled 20 (1d20)>>43375577
Rolled 4, 5 = 9 (2d20)>>43375577pls
Rolled 13, 10 = 23 (2d20)>>43375577
>>43375594Does Kato take these? I forget. Sucks if she doesn't but oh well
>>43375594That's got to count for at least the first roll.
Rolled 6, 6 = 12 (2d20)>>43375577
Rolled 12 (1d20)>>43375594
>>43375638Funny thing, no it doesn't.
>>43375631>>43375638No they don't. Would be nice, but gotta roll properly.
Rolled 12, 13 = 25 (2d20)>>43375577
Rolled 16, 6, 4, 1, 20 = 47 (5d20)Well, you guys passed anyway.
>>43375591>>43375599>>43375617>>43375640>>43375669So 13, 19?
>>43375656Dial back the sass. That was a hopeful "got to", not a demanding one.
>>4337570620 and a 1.Blackjack!>>43375722Yessir
>>43375706Oh damn.Well, writing...
Rolled 7, 8 = 15 (2d20)>>43375577
Rolled 17 (1d20)>>43375640
>>43375359You decide to check on how research into the spaceships has been going, and, while not complete, Bulma's hit upon a bit of brilliance. Using the Gravity Chamber tech as a basis would make it easier to reverse-engineer things for them... and would potentially allow for Gravity Chambers on a ship itself! Still have to finish up on improvements on the one here at Capsule Corp. first before you could even think of going at that, but still, that would be a huge benefit. She mentioned that Jaco's had some talks with the Galactic King on them looking into the tech you all have developed here on Earth, and there's some promise with the Gravity Chamber potentially being adopted by them. Putting it on a ship would make it even more enticing. You help her out a bit on the calculations, checking the math behind it... and it's quite sound. This could be really good.Then you bring up the subject of more robots, like Eighter, and Bulma reveals that she's almost done with a robot "playmate" for Pantea. A dancing, singing robot that's surprisingly durable. Helpful, considering how... active the girl herself can be. You end up putting a few finishing touches on the machine, and...(cont.)
>>43376460https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aanqnyJy-JU..."Gato" is complete, giving a little song and dance as he's first activated. Bulma claims he's named such for the catlike head he has, modeled a bit after the Briefs family's own cat. While Pantea absolutely adores him, there's something about the jolly red robot man that Gohan doesn't like. He's tried hitting the thing with a mop more than once after he was first activated. How he GOT that mop is on Goku, admitting he thought the boy wouldn't hurt anything with it. Monkey boy...Bulma also requests, if it's not too much trouble, that you or one of your friends try to find a robot that her grandfather originally built, one of the first Capsule Corp. machines, SSS-type robot C-6. It might take a bit of time, but she's located a place where it most likely is. Nemuria ruins, in the desert area of Break Wasteland.>A. Why not? Shouldn't take too long>B. Eh, someone else can go for it, you've only got a couple days before your birthday...>C. Something else?
>>43376485>>A. Why not? Shouldn't take too long
>>43376485>A. Why not? Shouldn't take too long
>>43376485>A. Why not? Shouldn't take too long>C. Get Gohan a proper bokken. >Ask Yamcha if she can show Gohan the basics.
>>43376485>A. Why not? Shouldn't take too longAdventure!
>>43376485>A. Why not? Shouldn't take too longBirthdays are no excuse to not adventure. Especially not when the reward is more robots.
>>43376485>A. Why not? Shouldn't take too long.>Ask if Bulma has a way to find it if it's buried or anything
>>43376517He's 1. Chill your sword boner, he'll have one in time.
>>43376517Can we give him a flashlight instead?
>>43376517Supporting, though Yamcha is a he.
>>43376562I thought you said fleshlight for a minute... I spend way too much time here...
>>43376564Well kept secret, they had Pantea thanks to SCIENCE
>>43376590That works as well. We do need someone to follow in Master Roshis' footsteps.
>>43376647... do we?
>>43376641so vegeta still has a chance to have an earth baby?
>>43376714Is that female yamcha?
Take kids on mission to find C-6?>Yes>No
Do I have the accurate pastebin...? http://pastebin.com/hK7GX4Kp >>43376828>No.
>>43376828>sure, why not
>>43376828No leave them with a sitter.
>>43376828>no way way too young
>>43376828>yesFamily trip time! Pack the cooler with juice and snack foods, stop poking your brother, no we are not there yet
>>43376828>Yes>>43376818yeah, gal on tumblr likes drawing dragon ball porn, including rule 63 shenanigans
>>43375578Assuming his sword wasn't upgraded into a higher form.
>>43376828>NoI have a bad feeling about it.
>>43376828>>Yescmon, we can protect them from just about anything and this isn't going to be anything dangerous.
>>43376828>NoEven though they're going to stow away anyways.
>>43376828>NoI'm assuming that this is Gohan and Peppa? Then no. They can barely even talk right now.
>>43376926It's separate in the inventory.Until Kato they're both two different swords or the same one it hasn't been changed.
>>43377036Actually, that's a rather poor argument when it comes to this serieshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSoUIhZHKhY
>>43377090Well, they're not reincarnated Super-Namekians with crazy powers either.
>>43377173>Tambourine and Piano come to haunt us
>>43377173Gohan and Peppa are just the scion of the legendary super saiyan and the genetically engineered Tuffle Titan! I can't wait until little Izumi joins in their antics.
Make sure to bring an extra batteries!
>>43376485"Ah, why not? Shouldn't take too long." you tell Bulma, patting Gohan's hair. "And you, kiddo, no more hitting Gato."He shyly hides his face mumbling out a few nonsensical phrases. One of them you hear as... "Siwbuh pents," whatever that means. Apparently his sister and him were trying to... make a game out of hitting the robot. Kids..."You can get some teaching when you're older, Gohan." you tell him with a smile. He... seems to like that. Huh.In any case, you decide to leave the kids with Eighter in Jingle Village while you, Goku, Acer, and Chi-chi go for the trip, the android man happily promising to take care of them, Izumi left under the watch of her grandpa. Suno comments that she's seen a few suspicious men in uniforms near Jingle Village recently, but so far there hasn't been any incidents. Still, there something uneasy about it, might have to check back later.The four of you arrive in the location Bulma pointed out, the Nemuria ruins. Acer's the first to start looking around, checking hieroglyphs and other bits of art. "Still amazes me that stuff like this can remain so well preserved after such a long time. I think Bandages mentioned the Nemurians once or twice, he didn't like them that much last I recall. Called them jerks, and... less polite names.""So why was the robot built by Bulma's grandpa here, again?" Chi-chi asks, placing her hands behind her head."Archaeological excavation, but after the machine got trapped the attempt was abandoned." you explain. You notice a strange picture, an upside-down jar with what seems to be something spilling out of it... and even with the few details on the people there, it's clear they're in great pain. Poison...? Something else?>A. Scouters on, let's try to find that robot!>B. Check out the hieroglyphs and pictures a bit more>C. Talk with someone for a bit (who?)>D. Something else?
>>43377406>A. Scouters on, let's try to find that robot!>B. Check out the hieroglyphs and pictures a bit more
>>43377406>B. Check out the hieroglyphs and pictures a bit more
>>43377406>>A. Scouters on, let's try to find that robot!>>B. Check out the hieroglyphs and pictures a bit more
>>43377406>>B. Check out the hieroglyphs and pictures a bit more
>>43377406>A.Scouters for artificial life formsHe'd have his powers off though...hurm.>Sense for ki Devil's Bracelet for Piccolo? >C. Talk with someone for a bit (who?)>Acer: "Bro-bro, think this could be related to the poison stuff Magil was making?"
>>43377406>A. Scouters on, let's try to find that robot!>>B. Check out the hieroglyphs and pictures a bit more
>>43377406>>43377485Supporting>A,B as well
so if we combine this robot's personality with the pirate robot and other technological bits we've come across... Will this make Robo?
>>43377653The PLUNDERIN' kind, sure.
>>43377676He can be our battle-sitter.The kids will get in danger, his job will basically to keep them from getting hurt. Instead of 16 its who Robo dies and Gohan and Peppa go SSJ 2 in our 'Cell' Games
>>43377708You saying that out loud just ensured it'd be very difficult to happen.
>>43377653I want to see a swarm of pirate robots show u when the PTO invades, swarm one of the ships the mooks use and then hijack it and make them walk the plank mid take off.
>>43376836For some reason, I was expecting a smut pastebin.
>>43377708Nah, one of them's going to die and it's going to be very sad.
>>43377974Too much time around Chuckles does that, anon.
>>43378000>Implying there can be too much time around Chuckles
>>43378023It's not for everyone
>>43377406"Gonna check out these walls a bit, but keep Scouters on, and see if we can find that robot!" you say a little excitedly, giving a quick scan around the area. There's a faint reading some distance away and-https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvsa4i0tIy4...there shouldn't be more than that. But there are. Some things, 3 of them, with Power Levels of about 15 to 20. Sensing around, there's something... off. Unsettling about them. Like their Ki is all... wrong. Well, can find things out later, there's this ominous sign here. "Brobro, what do you make of this?"Your brother tries to look it over, Chi-chi and Goku doing the same as well. He rubs his chin. "There's something... familiar about it...""...like the stuff Magil was trying to make?" you say. A shiver seems to run down his, Chi-chi's, and even your spine as you recall those events."Yeah..." he breathes out softly. The two of you look over the paintings more, and... notice the unmistakable sign of a Makyan, like Garlic Jr. A small figure turning into a giant.Walking forward, you notice one of the Power Levels scurry towards you, but then quickly run away. They do such a thing several times, like... they're trying to stalk you all. Unnerve you.>A. They're not a threat, head towards the robot>B. Should probably try to see what they are, just in case>C. Something else?
>>43378098>B. Should probably try to see what they are, just in case>43378023a-anon-senpai>>43378079y-you too baka!
Oh shit, we're in Yamatai
>>43378098>B. Should probably try to see what they are, just in case
>>43378098>C. Counter-ambush the chumps behind us!
>>43378098>>B. Should probably try to see what they are, just in case
>>43378098>A. They're not a threat, head towards the robot
>>43378098>C. Samma Ditthi!
>>43378098>B. Should probably try to see what they are, just in caseand >>43378151
>>43378098>C. Denjin Kamehameha through Spirit Gate
>>43378098>>B. Should probably try to see what they are, just in caseI dno't think we could reasonably do anything else.
>>43378215Could be gators, or crabs.
Rolled 6, 19, 9, 20, 17 = 71 (5d20)3d20, best of five, DC is 15 for all.
Rolled 1, 13, 9 = 23 (3d20)>>43378237>Pancake captcha
Rolled 20, 9, 7 = 36 (3d20)>>43378237I knew it was an ambush!
Rolled 8, 8, 16 = 32 (3d20)>>43378237Wait, how come the others don't get to roll 15d20?
Rolled 1, 1, 19 = 21 (3d20)>>43378237
Rolled 7, 18, 17 = 42 (3d20)>>43378237Liam liked that roll.
>>43378268Never roll again
Rolled 18, 14, 1 = 33 (3d20)>>43378237>>43378254>>43378268ruh roh>>43378263good work anon
>>43378290I knew I shouldn't have prayed to the dice gods today. Or maybe I should have prayed more?
>>43378268>>43378254Huh.>>43378294Well at least you were late so we don't have 1s on all of them.
All pass but with 1s attached
>>43378333Wait I'm dumb Chuckles was late. First two have 1s attached.
Rolled 5, 15, 19, 1, 18 = 58 (5d20)>>43378254>>43378263>>43378266>>43378268>>43378277...Well then.
Rolled 12, 14, 18, 8, 10 = 62 (5d20)>>43378380And last but not least...
>>43378396All righty then, writing...
Dice are being a shit today.
Child fusion names!>Peppa and Izumi?>Pepzi!>Videl and Pantea>Vintea!
>>43378530Gohan and gohan and golan and Super Gohan and Legendary Ghoan fuse together
>>43378630>still spelling it wrong
>>43378098You stop, turning in the direction of the... things. You take in a deep breath and... "Samma Ditthi!"...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65XmdImfVko'...Mist...''...Mist...''...Mist...'...yeah no. You bolt to confront the things and- ...what. Are... are those... flying... evil coconuts? In your confusion, two of the things fly at you, trying to attack. And their Power Levels surge up to... 5000 each. You try to bat them away, breaking one of them in half with a quick chop... and managing to get sprayed in the face by some kind of irritating... agh... head... spinning..."POWER POLE EXTEND!" Goku shouts, knocking one away and telling you to grab on, quickly pulling you back. You try desperately to wipe whatever the hell this stuff is off your face, Acer dashing in and attacking. He damages one of the things, but gets a spray of the stuff too. Chi-chi quickly attempts for a heal on you, and thankfully it seems to work, then hurries over to your brother."Thanks for the save, monkey boy." you tell him with a smile, then take a stance."Any time." he responds with a nod, then quickly moves at the last one, dodging under it as it tries to attack him, knocking it back to you with a swipe from his tail. You dropkick the thing to the ground, about to make a victory pose as it begins to crumble... but then quickly blasts you in the face with that same spray as before.You fall back, clutching your head. Head... head spinning... agh... Your whole body feels like it's in pain, like something is burning at every nerve the more you move. Damn... damn it!>A. Attempt to heal yourself, quick>B. Chi-chi, heal, please!>C. Need... need to... need out... NEED OUT!>D. Something else?
>>43378711>A. Attempt to heal yourself, quick
>>43378711>A. Attempt to heal yourself, quick>Use that Samma Whatever we would know the name of if we had a pastebin that helps with the body's regulation
>>43378711>>A. Attempt to heal yourself, quick>D. Something else?Spirit Bit Shield. Spray is not going to get through that.
>>43378711>B. Chi-chi, heal, please!Ah shit did we just get Black Water Mist'd?>>43378760>if we had a pastebinOP post nigga come on.
>>43378711>D. Accept itI'm curious what this stuff is
Rolled 3, 12, 10, 4, 10 = 39 (5d20)Roll me 1d20, best of five, DC is 12.
Rolled 17 (1d20)>>43378912Let's do this.
Rolled 18 (1d20)>>43378912
Rolled 9 (1d20)>>43378912pls
Rolled 10 (1d20)>>43378912
Rolled 6 (1d20)>>43378912
Rolled 4 (1d20)>>43378912Rollin
>>43378935>>43378942>>43378950>>43378966>>43378970All righty then!Writing...
Okay, breaking mutant demon coconuts with our hands is a bad idea. Who else thinks lasers are the answer here?
>>43379028We have telekinesisOf course, chiaotsu would be the most useful here with ice magic i think
>>43379028Kablam Slicer combo with Brobro like we did against Frieza's men in the pendulum room.
What if we [clothesbeam them] + [samma vacca] x [curse breaker] !
>>43379285What if we connected them all with a string and gave them to towa as anal beads
>>43378711You notice Acer telekinetically grab the remains of the creatures as they try to... reform, somehow. They all sort of... meld into one larger creature. "Chi-chi, help my sister, Goku and I will get these things out of here before they damage the place any more than they have and cause a cave-in!""Got it!" your friend shouts to her husband, running over to you quickly. "Maple come on, please, please..."You quickly place your hands over your face, shouting "Samma Sankappa!" to try to keep yourself from further harm, and force a heal on yourself. Chi-chi does the same, and with a healing pulse, the substance is... gone. Your body starts to return to normal, the pain leaving. Chi-chi helps you up, and dryly, you comment, "So, we don't use melee when confronting mutant coconut bugs. Lesson learned."She gives you a gentle jab in the shoulder, a low "boom" above you both signaling the thing's Ki vanishing. "So... that can't be good.""MORE NOISY VISITORS IT SEEMS." a voice calls to you both. "YOU'RE LUCKY THAT SCUFFLE DIDN'T FINISH THIS PLACE OFF.">A. SSS-type robot C-6, I presume?>B. Eh, wouldn't have hurt us all that much>C. We were TRYING to be as careful as possible, how were we supposed to know they shoot poison mist at people?!>D. Something else?
>>43379349>Goku and I will get these things out of here before they damage the place any more than they have and cause a cave-in!"Where did he get the time to say all that?
>>43379349>C. We were TRYING to be as careful as possible, how were we supposed to know they shoot poison mist at people?!
>>43379349>A. SSS-type robot C-6, I presume?"We're here to rescue you!">D. Something else?Scan the area for more of the coconut creatures.
>>43379349>>C. We were TRYING to be as careful as possible, how were we supposed to know they shoot poison mist at people?!
>>43379353>>43379368>>43379370>>43379394>>43379397Speaking of which we should keep one to experiment with. Just incase we run into more of them some where else, also they might have something useful we can learn from. Knowledge is power.
>>43379349>Samma Kammanta (Right Action, Stamina/Ki Restore)!
>>43379441>You put the lime in the coconut and you drink'em both up.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8Jusl0Vvqo
>>43379546I prefer Homer Simpson's version.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2p6TNytFsNY
>>43379310>a few years ago>"GOKU, NO! NOT ALL AT OOOONNNNCCEE~"
>>43379349Ugh, not in the mood for lip from an 80 year old robot right now... "We were TRYING to be as careful as possible, how were we supposed to know they shoot poison mist at people?!" You make sure you're all healed. Doesn't seem like there's any long-lasting effects, and the thing... whatever it is, is gone."YOU COULD DO TO BE LESS CONFRONTATIONAL. THAT PREVIOUS VISITOR WAS SLIGHTLY MORE COURTEOUS.""Previous visitor?" Chi-chi asks. "Wait... who's been here before us?"You and Chi-chi approach the voice, and spot... yep. It's a robot, trapped under a pile of what's probably ruins roof. "SSS-type robot C-6, I presume?""NOW HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT?" the machine demands, flashing its lights upon you and Chi-chi."Granddaughter of your creator asked us to help find you." you reply, crossing your arms as you step forward. "My friend here has a point, do you know who came through here last.""I DON'T REVEAL MY INFORMATION TO RUDE LITTLE GIRLS.">A. I'm 19, and you're the one being rude here, we're here to rescue you, after all>B. Listen up you bucket of bolts, I'd rather not have a repeat of that, so tell us what you saw>C. Try to be polite, then>D. Let Chi-chi handle this, stupid mumble grumble robot...>E. Something else?
>>43379785>D. Let Chi-chi handle this, stupid mumble grumble robot...>Bad cop, badder cop
>>43379785>E. Something else> Telepathically-"Everyone use telekinesis to stabilize the room and excavate C-6.
>>43379785>D. Let Chi-chi handle this, stupid mumble grumble robot..."...I'm just short damnit..."
>>43379785>D. Let Chi-chi handle this, stupid mumble grumble robot...
>>43379785>D. Let Chi-chi handle this, stupid mumble grumble robot..
>>43379785>>D. Let Chi-chi handle this, stupid mumble grumble robot...
>>43379785>A,D"Don't make me go full on mom mode on you! I will ground your ass and take away your vid'ja games!"
You glare at the robot, tempted to start ranting at it... no. Forget it. "Chi-chi, you handle this. I'm 19, by the way." Stupid robot... "...a-and I'm just short, damn it..."She sighs. "Listen, Mister Robot, we're sorry. Didn't expect to be ambushed like that, put us on edge. Now, why don't we help you out of here?""I URGE YOU TO BE CAREFUL, THE AREA AROUND ME IS LIKELY TO COLLAPSE." it tells her.Goku and Acer return, flying back into the ruins. Your husband quickly rushes to your side. "Are you okay, Maple?" he asks.You nod, giving him a hug. "Yeah, just... got tricked, is all.""So, who was this person that you met before?" Chi-chi asks, approaching the robot, nodding to Acer to give her a hand by telekinetically, carefully moving things off of it."A HUMAN SCIENTIST BY THE LOOKS OF IT. SOMEONE BY THE NAME OF... DOCTOR GERO."You and Goku turn to the thing in shock, Chi-chi letting out a surprised gasp, Acer almost losing his grip before quickly catching it.>A. Help your brother, just to be on the safe side>B. Politely ask the robot for more info>C. Answers. NOW>D. Something else?
>>43380266>A. Help your brother, just to be on the safe side>D. Something else?"Nod to ChiChi to keep asking."
>>43374343>and are greeted by Yamcha and Pantea... the girl with a new toy in her hands.Before I saw the spoiler image I had thought Pantea was up to some shenanigans with the micro band.
>>43380266>A. Help your brother, just to be on the safe side>B. Politely ask the robot for more info
>>43380266>>B. Politely ask the robot for more info
>>43380285I have no idea why I put that in quotes.
>>43380266>B. Politely ask the robot for more info
>>43380266>>A. Help your brother, just to be on the safe side>>B. Politely ask the robot for more info
>>43380266>"Nod to Chi-Chi to keep asking."
>>43380306Probably some form of *shudders gently under the influence of all her years spent ERPing* ((Breaking the 4th wall a bit here by referencing these)) pavlovian shenanigans.
>>43380266>You glare at the robot, tempted to start ranting at it... no. Forget it. "Chi-chi, you handle this. I'm 19, by the way." Stupid robot... "...a-and I'm just short, damn it..."D'aww>C. Answers. NOW
>>43380266>A>nod to chichi for to ask more questions.
Wow, we're a teen mom
>>43380565A married, employed teen mom who choose to get pregnant.
>>43380565Nothing wrong with that, as long as you're over the age of consent and can actually look after kids.
>>43380600>as long as you're over the age of consentPrudes.>>43380592Marry young and have lots of children, that's the winning plan!
>>43380565There are women in Africa who are on their 3rd or 4th child by 19 or 20.
>>43380565A 19 year old, rich, employed married mother.Who also happens to be a genius at fighting, magic and technology.Who choose to do so after getting married and knew what she was getting herself into.
>>43380674Yeah, and do you remember why Nam and Uub went to the WMAT?
>>43380683We're a graduate who helps Bulma sometimes, we're not employed.
>>43380703Water shortage.Something entirely out of their control.
>>43380740>Uub competes in the 28th World Martial Arts Tournament wanting the prize money to help his family who are starving and poor.
>>43380266You give Chi-chi a little nod, moving over to help your brother. She slowly picks the robot up. "Do you know what he was doing here?""DOCTOR GERO CLAIMED HE WAS HERE TO RESEARCH THE ORIGINS OF THE NEMURIANS AND THEIR CULTURE.""Was there anything else he was trying to do? Also, uh, sorry I yelled at you..." you tell the robot sheepishly, moving rubble aside."HE EXPRESSED CONCERN UPON NOTICING I WAS A CAPSULE CORPORATION ROBOT, BUT HIS CONCERN DIMINISHED UPON ME TELLING HIM HOW LONG I HAVE BEEN TRAPPED IN THESE RUINS." it tells you in a... hesitant tone. "ARE YOU REALLY HERE JUST FOR RETRIEVING ME?""It's what Bulma asked us to do." Acer tells it. "But why Gero was here is... well, that's not good news.""HE DID SEEM SUSPICIOUSLY VAGUE.""So... those things were probably his creation..." Chi-chi comments.>A. Think Towa's doing something too, or just him on his own?>B. Brobro, Goku, did you save any of those mutant coconut things?>C. Something else?
>>43380674>There are women in Africa who are on their 3rd or 4th child by 19 or 20.Bullshit, African women become breeding capable by age 9, have an 8 month gestation, and cease weaning by age 2. They should be on their 5th by age 19.
>>43380789Nam was there because there was a drought and the only way to get enough water was to win the grand prize and spend all the money.Also, if Uub's family is starving, he's a fucking retard, because he could literally fly to somewhere with mega-fauna and kill it and bring it back within the hour.Money isn't the issue for Uub, it's because he's a jackass.
>>43380806>A. Think Towa's doing something too, or just him on his own?>B. Brobro, Goku, did you save any of those mutant coconut things?
>>43380683Wow, you have to kill all humorous fallacies, don'tcha?
>>43380806>A. Think Towa's doing something too, or just him on his own?
>>43380806>>A. Think Towa's doing something too, or just him on his own?>>B. Brobro, Goku, did you save any of those mutant coconut things?
>>43380806>>A. Think Towa's doing something too, or just him on his own?
>>43380835Actually, Uub couldn't fly until his fight with Goku. He had no control over his power.
>>43380909Then he can run his skinny ass over and still do it within the hour.Fucking wastelands full of dinosaurs for some fucking reason, and he can't find food.He's a bitch nigga.
>>43380806>A,BNow we definitely need to capture one of thesr buggers, or at least take their remains so that we may analyze just what the hell they are, might give us some insight into what Gero and Towa are up to this time. Also next time we see Towa we should ask when her birthday is, we should at least make an effort to get know her better if for no other reason than to fuck with her head more.
>>43380936He didn't have food neither.
>>43381016No shit?How the fuck you typin' brah? You obviously can't fuckin' read!
>>43381111Well he's not doing very well, that should be either.
>>43381231No, when there's a negative, "neither" is used.
Is Kato going to end early for the potential session tomorrow? If there's a session tomorrow, will there be one on Sunday?
>>43381314Guess we'll find out eh?
Do we get a bingo?
>>43380806Collect the dead so Baba / Bulma / Kami can magically scry / SCIENCE! / sense the inner ki of the things and form defenses.We totally need to increase our mist resistance.Maybe we need to have another chat with Darkness.
>>43380806"Think Towa's with him in this, or just Gero working on his own?" you comment aloud. Damn it, really hope he's alone on this..."THERE WAS NO OTHER WITH HIM BESIDE A ROBOT AND THREE CREATURES.""A robot?" your brother repeats. "What kind?""THE STUCK-UP KIND." it replies in a tone that most certainly does not imply it is jealous of a more advanced robot, no siree.You and your brother set the rubble down, the place starting to shake as Chi-chi picks up the robot. "So... those things were important... Goku, brobro, did you manage to subdue it?""...ah, um..." Goku starts nervously, the five of you hurrying out of the area."Well, from a certain definition of 'subdue' then... yes." Acer adds, to your and Chi-chi's annoyance. "Look, it kept like... regenerating, or something, we had to blast it apart before-""Forget it..." you grumble out.>A. You're SURE you destroyed all of it?>B. What do you mean by "regenerate?">C. Let's just get out of here>D. Kinda want to scout out the area, just to be sure...>E. Something else?
>>43381408>A. You're SURE you destroyed all of it?
>>43381376Fuck this quest, it doesn't have enough lesbians, I want to see more interaction with Izumi, Peppa and Pantea, Maple wouldn't do that, can we ignore the trolls samefagging, bullshit DM fiat, Snake lady, BAD PLAN YOU IDIOTS, can we keep ignoring the trolls samefagging, these dice rolls are stupid, fuck you QM with your Son-Mahoggany bullshit, Maple wouldn't do that, you guys are getting your OOC fetishes in muh game, M1 Garand > SKS prove me wrong, DO NOT LEWD THE MONKEY BOY, I am Somnius, Guys why didn't we go after Magil, Giantesses, fucking dice, post more 18 x Bulma
>>43381408>A. You're SURE you destroyed all of it?>>B. What do you mean by "regenerate?"
>>43381408>>A. You're SURE you destroyed all of it?
>>43381408>D. Kinda want to scout out the area, just to be sure...>E. Something else?Scoop it up with telekinesis and put it in a container, and put that container in a capsule. We can run it through the SCIENCE-O-TRON or rub an Identify scroll on it or take it to the old man who knows what everything is.
>>43381455You'll say her name correctly next time you son of a bitch!
>>43381499Shit, forgot to take my name off.
>>43381408>A. You're SURE you destroyed all of it?>B. What do you mean by "regenerate?">D. Kinda want to scout out the area, just to be sure...
Roll me 1d20, best of five, DC 18.Might not be another thread tomorrow, sadly. Wife and I have some plans.
Rolled 8 (1d20)>>43381649pls
Rolled 3 (1d20)>>43381649Sexy lesbian plans?
Rolled 6 (1d20)>>43381649
Rolled 11 (1d20)>>43381649/pol/, guide my roll
>>43381649Kato, the Obvious solution is to divorce your wife and devote your entire life to amusing strangers on the internet.
Rolled 20 (1d20)>>43381649
Rolled 17 (1d20)>>43381649I hope this is just a luck roll and not a 'about to get punched' roll
>>43381721Good work anon.>>43381713That is a very stupid and short-sighted plan.Clearly, you should have as many children as possible (at least 6, 12 is good), and train each of them to amuse strangers on the internet.This allows you to multiply your stranger-amusement by up to 20 times than what you could accomplish alone.
>>43381713Can't, I like her too much.>>43381721Well, Liam's happy again.Writing...
>>43381799>liking who you are married toPretty sure you are either doing it wrong, or haven't been married long enough.
>>43381865It's the power of /u/, lesbians don't hate each other after getting married.
>>43381865No, that's normal. You just have to have lots of children with them, otherwise your brain goes into "something is wrong, I haven't produced enough children" mode.>>43381882Hahaha nigger are you shitting me. Lesbian relationships fall apart faster than Hetero or Fag ones since both of the partners try to ransom sex to their partner, or demand special treatment and feelz coddling in exchange for poonani. Predictably, the relationship fails.Lesbians that enjoy lesbian sex enough that they don't need the lawn mowed, their birthday remembered, or to be picked up after work on short notice,i.e. that they'll have lesbian sex even if their partner isn't performing their "domestic duties", stay together for a decent length of time. Sadly it falls apart because it isn't a breeding relationship and biological clocks will drive them crazy.
>>43382001He has no power here!
>>43381960So she's just gotta stay determined if she wants the best ending?
Rolled 2, 11, 16, 15, 4 = 48 (5d20)>>43382019††† SUMMONING Jesus †††
>>43381960You high on something. Go on toking just don't open your mouth no more, stupid shit keeps flopping out, and I'd rather not call you a butthead.
>>43382062Ignore him, he's just the 'muh breeding' troll that keeps showing up.
>>43382022Nope. Needs to get pregnant, ideally from someone genetically closely related to her partner.>>43382062Fun fact: Cannabis increases sperm count and libido in males.>>43382080I can tell someone isn't going to have 6 babies in their life
Rolled 18, 9, 6, 11, 15 = 59 (5d20)>>43382048THE UNHOLY POWERS OF SHITPOSTING DENY YOU!
>>43382088Why does she have to be the one to get pregnant? Is it because she spends a lot of her time sitting down and writing things?
>>43382110They should both get pregnant. More children that way.Can science fuse lesbieggs in such a way that the children don't become Trisomy 23 cleft palates?If it can, do that.If not, use each partner's father as a sperm donor.
>>43381649Good find on that pic!
>>43382140Fuck her good, daddy
>>43382140But what if a same-sex couple happens to be siblings?
>>43382088>I can tell someone isn't going to have 6 babies in their lifeAnything to do my part in contributing to human extinction.
>>43382140>If not, use each partner's father as a sperm donor.Yall niggas are weird
remember to vote up that archive so bystanders will go, "Hey, maybe this might be sorta good from how many votes it has"
>>43382140>Father>Not brother, which has both mother and father's dna and is closer to matching the lesbian
I guess it wouldn't be a Tuffle Quest without me cringing at least once. It wasn't always like this you know?
Ya'll know you can just swap in women's DNA into sperm yeah? Like, we can do that already. Just can't get sons that way.
>>43382208Such is the risk of being a pretty popular quest based on a well-known IP.
>>43382201He has to go for maximum cringe. Thank god he will likely not breed if he acts like this all the time.
>>43382232So men are obsolete?
>>43382250Basically. Welcome to the f/u/ture.
>>43382250Nope. They will be needed to do things women can't. Like lifting things, running companies, or driving.
>>43382258>>43382250How the fuck are you gonna get the sperm to swap shit into without men, idiots?
>>43382154Wasn't the only one, either.Also new thread here: >>43382262
>>43382239You wish. This is a guy who has his magical realm all set up in his basement. All he needs at this point is someone dumb enough to wander in.>>43382273Anon please no.
>>43382273Oh, and opening pickle jars.
>>43382238Sad but true.
>>43382273Robots can do all those things better than a puny fleshling anyway.>>43382280Because you don't need any premade sperm, the process uses an egg cell (more specifically, the DNA inside) to create an artificial sperm cell which is then used to fertilize another egg.