#1: http://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/43136228/Previously on Loli Wasteland. You are a Loli Soldier, named Big Boss, trapped inside an unknown faction's prison. Inside you were accompanied by 2 another lolis. Nicole and Miller. Right now you are planning for escape using your food sludge as a corrosive substance to destroy the walls. But the sludge aren't potent enough for now. Miller will tell you the secret to enhance the sludge's potency. In one condition, you need to left Nicole behind and escape with Miller because Miller was holding a grudge from her.
Rolled 16, 43 = 59 (2d100)>>43371012Sing a song to boost morale
>>43371012Oh yeah forgot to tell thisTo roll an action do 2d100. 1st dice is pick dice, 2nd dice is success dice. highest 1st dice in 5 posts won the next action
Rolled 92, 41 = 133 (2d100)Curse the heavens
Rolled 8, 41 = 49 (2d100)>>43371012Research sludge
Rolled 18, 26 = 44 (2d100)>>43371012Slap her for being an idiot and go make up/out with Nicole
>>43371173The cells are divided with huge walls, anon
Rolled 72, 42 = 114 (2d100)>>43371012Convince Miller and Nicole to have hatesex to get over their animosity for each other
>>43371119You cursed the heavens with your loud noiseMiller: Hey! what's that all about!?...The warden seems to heard your noise, he's coming to your room. Miller: Oh god, act natural, get your chains back to your foot now!
>>43371233also an overview of the interiorleft wall is millerright wall is nicole
Rolled 40, 61 = 101 (2d100)>>43371233Act real fukken coolEquip shades and tooth pick
Rolled 78, 39 = 117 (2d100)>>43371233Chill the fuck out
Rolled 23, 22 = 45 (2d100)>>43371233Hit the warden with the most witty insult you can come up with
Rolled 55, 66 = 121 (2d100)>>43371233Act natural
Rolled 52, 80 = 132 (2d100)>>43371233Seduce the warden to escapewith the other two
>>43371265You calmed down and try to stay down and hide the chains. The warden opens up your prison, revealing a tall cyberskeleton in front of you. It stares at you deeply. Warden : Silence-
Rolled 85, 66 = 151 (2d100)>>43371432Take his mask, become the new warden
Rolled 87, 46 = 133 (2d100)>>43371432"bro I'm totally bros with skellies"
Rolled 10, 94 = 104 (2d100)>>43371432>I wasn't saying anything until you arrived.He's a big guy. Why does he wear that mask?
Rolled 52, 57 = 109 (2d100)>>43371432Summon Cyberpaladins
>>43371511Obviously Baneposting will save us
>>43371463You told the warden you're bros with the skelliesWarden: I dont care, just be silence forever.
>>43371558The Warden closes your prison and returned to his post
Rolled 53, 95 = 148 (2d100)>>43371558Only if you come be a bro with me. And/or explain why I'm here.And/or have sex.
Rolled 11, 79 = 90 (2d100)>>43371558"This is bullshit, it was the mutants who captured me last thread"
>>43371583Ah, crap.>>43371558Be silence for now. Tell loli3 she can have actual revenge by strangling loli2 herself when you're all out of here.
Rolled 26, 30 = 56 (2d100)>>43371558>I can't be silent, my metabolic processes, and even decomposition in the event that I die, cause disturbances in the air that propagate as sound waves.>If you want silence, maybe you should just put me somewhere else?I get the feeling that getting caught wasn't part of our plan.
Rolled 72, 59 = 131 (2d100)>>43371607Dice, derp.
Rolled 14, 97 = 111 (2d100)>>43371558Angrily punch wall
Maybe Big Boss should check her genitals for hints of how she was captured and investigate how to escape.
>>43371633Well a tentacle crawled up there
Rolled 47, 48 = 95 (2d100)>>43371558Become silence, as the skele-bro wishes
>>43371622You tell her that she'll able to do her revenge after all of them escaped.Miller: I see.... okay, after we're outside. Hold her, so that she doesn;t go anywhere. to make the sludge more potent, we need to stir it a few times, not too fast, not too slow. stir it gently, after the color changed, at that exact time you must splash it away to the wall and then the sludge should be able to corrode it nicely.
Rolled 43, 10 = 53 (2d100)>>43371808>Get stirrin' that sludge like you were born for it
Rolled 90, 47 = 137 (2d100)>>43371808Do it then
Rolled 85, 74 = 159 (2d100)>>43371808Make sludge like it is the thing you were born to do
shit, my house just got blacked out. And things have started to get interesting. Oh well, thread postponed for awhile untill power's back on.
>>43371558>>43371432So we've been taken by pedo necrons?
>>43372966Yes, typical Fridays
>>43371887In the mean time, here's some alternate archive links:http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/43136228http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Loli%20Survivor%20QuestI didn't know what to call it because the original thread never really named the quest.
>>43378586suptg has such an ugly UI. I swear it hasn't improved in the past 1/2 a decade.
>>43380884On the plus side, it's reasonably possible to browse through threads by tags.
>>43371887>blackout lasts for 10 hours
all hope is lost
>>43383061He probably gave up on waiting and went to sleep.
>>43383061Well, that can happen.
Haven't heard any news.
>>43375944It all makes sense now!
>>43403404But then who were mutants?