Twitter: @HeroRena@ElizabethGearsask.fm/BlueLarroTali's Stats: http://pastebin.com/9XdsZ5bCTali's Notes: http://pastebin.com/XW3TrhfRQuest Log: http://pastebin.com/N1XaEFB9Journal Entry #27: Everything hurts.
>>43282721I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS!
"You want me to join Dungeon Diving?""Yes, that is what I said." Katherin replies. "Professor Ryuko said that among all the new students you would be one of the better ones and that you had an interest in the club. I recall you passing on my invitation earlier but I suppose you had a change of heart since then""Uhm....""So, if you would like to join we'd be more than happy to take you on a dungeon dive later today. An easy one to help you make sure this is what you want to do."I don't recall saying I wanted this...But... It would be a way to get artifacts.
>>43282769You need these artifacts to tame Fael and get a! bond with her. DO IT, KNIFE EARS! Besides, you get to go dungeon diving with cute girls in costumes.
>>43282769Do it.You may get a useful spying artifact. Not as useful as us obviously but maybe something to supplement our spying potential
Rolled 15 (1d20)>>43282769Tali, don't think about Katherin's katherins.Also do it already elf. You know you want to make your dragon happy.Obey your dragon!
Make sure you're wearing The Little Death.They will be essential to your success in the dungeon.
>>43282769DON'T THINK ABOUT KATHERIN'S KATHERINS
>>43282769Do it, nerd
>>43282769THINK ABOUT KATHERIN'S KATHERINS
>>43282769Refuse, you don't want to die, do you Tali?
>>43282769What else would you be doing instead? And don't you belong to a bunch of clubs already?Also, you are injured so...
>>43282769Might as well go along, unelss there's something else that needs to be done later today.
>>43282721>Journal Entry #27: Everything hurts.Was Ceera too rough with you? It's okay, we'll get her to be more gentle next time.>>43282769We were already planning to do that at some point, weren't we? To get some artifacts for our dragon friend? It'll be fine, you've got us looking out for you.Though I would like to ask about that whole "someone told them you changed your mind" thing. It's suspicious, and suspicious things are worth looking into.
>>43282769Say that you've got a lot on your plate as of late, but you'll give it a shot.
>>43282769Dungeon diving! A perfect opportunity to cast healing spells on your specialized parts without anyone asking why you have to stop and cast healing spells on things.
>>43282769Don't do it Tali. Katherin can't be trusted to keep you safe.
>>43282769Might as well. Need some artifacts to impress your dragon
>>43282769Why do we need artifacts again?
>>43282971To woo a dragon I guess. And for trading. We need to have Tali wear that artifact bra.
>>43282983Well I'm all for wooing fluffy tailed dragon gigalolis, so full steam ahead cocoa-nuts!
>>43283028Cocoa-nuts. That's a new one...>>43282832I... what? I can't see that.>>43282818That's true...>>43282801That's also true. Both of those reasons. Everyone really seems to be getting into Silly Dress-up Day. Man, I haven't even picked an outfit myself.>>43282829No. I have them on me. I mean, in my inventory. But I'm not wearing them.>>43282891I'm actually feeling a lot better now! And thankfully my other clubs are... Chill?>>43282903Ceera's been a bit aggressive since I got injured but she mellowed out, thankfully."Sure, I think I'd like to check it out.""Really? That's great. Okay, well, I suppose I should explain how it works. By joining the Dungeon Diving Club you will be taking part of Dives with us. During a Dive the club members will take on a dungeon located somewhere in the world. We must fight or solve our way through it and when it's done we take the treasure. Some of it needs to be sold back to students to support the club but the rest is kept by the members who need it.""Alright, sounds simple. Can I be, like, a healer? In the back?""If that's where you think you're best. I had hoped you would be in a more active role, though.""Healing requires quite a bit of activity."I also am only a bit stronger now."Hmm... Well, I'm not against having a dedicated healer in the group. If you don't have any more questions we'll be meeting up in an hour by the dungeon gate."Hmm.Anything else to ask or do until the meetup time?
>>43283261You better be wearing a spoopy costume for this event, Tali
>>43283261You should dress up like a stereotyped slutty elf to really nail your human disguise.Humans LOVE the slutty elf stereotype
>>43283261Get a costume. Don't you wanna be cool like the others? Also, start wearing those panties the way you're meant to wear them, don't leave them in your inventory!
>>43283261Make certain to equip the panties. While impractical, their enchanted nature will allow them to protect you to a greater extent than ordinary underwear.Anita encountered a creature last time that proved a significant risk to the nether regions.Just wear them beneath your normal underwear if you're worried about anything hanging out despite the glamour.On the subject of equipping, equip the staff to save mana.
>>43283261Ask her where she heard about you wanting to go dungeoning again. I mean, we do, but I don't recall us telling anyone that.Also ask who the other people in the next dive will be and what their specialities are, so we can plan how to support them.We'll also want to tell someone what we're doing, in case it goes wrong somehow.
>>43283261The lady seems to greatly underestimate your healslut potential, Tali.
>>43283309Chaos Orb is not to he held liable for any oogling, groping, dry humping or rape coming as a direct or indirect consequence of our advice.
>>43283261What's with the fake cat ears? Is Ceera making you do neko roleplaying?
>>43283261your costume shall be 'an elf', aka drop your glamour for the day. no one will suspect a thing. just keep the voice change.flora is going as a human so you can go as an elf just fine.
>>43283416Let's get bunny ears to match!
>>43283261Tali, as a healer, you must do your utmost to remember that people make mistakes and that sometimes they do stupid things even when they're perfectly capable of making rational decisions. Don't hold it against them. Unless they do it repeatedly. But don't make a big deal about it.You know what, just take breaks every so often before you become too jaded.
Tali, you must make your entire body a healing font. Your blood, your sweat, your other fluids, must all be capable of healing. We will help you. Especially with the other fluids.
>>43283261Freaky fish teeth! We go as an undine!
>>43283261Reaching level 78 is go!
>>43283504You mean like standing in the fire?
>>43283261Tali, go as Dwarf, no one will see it coming.
>>43283609Amongst other things, yes. Or you know, not making sorely-needed lifestyle changes and seeing you again in 3 years and expecting you to hand them a pill that will do SCIENCE and fix the stuff that is slowly but surely killing them.
>>43283635Dorfs are gay. Be a slutty dragon and show your costume to Fael, I'm sure she'll be flattered
>>43283261Ooh! Go as a squid kid, you already have the teeth for it.
>>43283261>I... what? I can't see that.worth.
If we're going dungeon diving while being dressed up for halloween, there's only one logical conclusion.
>>43283725>redheadCarpet, drapes, yadda yadda?
>>43283261I'm sure Ceera loves your salty chocolate balls, Vaisi certainly wants them.
>>43283326I'm not wearing them!>>43283344"Oh, who told you I was interested in this?""Professor Ryuko. She said you had an interest in collecting artifacts.""Ah. And who all is going?""In this dive it will be myself, Shara, and Anita. We're all basic attackers so... I think your help might actually come more in handy than I thought. I have not had a healer work with us... I'll have to plan.""What do you guys specialize in?">Katherin explains that she uses magic enhanced swordplay to fight. Shara uses her own natural abilities. That is, she shoots out balls of air at a hard enough pressure to knock things out. Anita uses her artifacts to fight and explore. She's pretty good at solving puzzles.>>43283309>>43283408>>43283296----"What do you think?"<"You do realize my eyes can see through all glamour, correct? Can't really turn that off.">"I'm dressed as an elf."<"You're dressed as you?">"Yes but I'm a pretty elf."<"You're already a pretty elf.">"Handsome."<"Pretty.">"Charming."<"Cute.">"Look, point is it's the perfect disguise."<"For any who can't see past glamours, yes. It is perfect.">>>43283682>>43283504... Voice, are you speaking from experience?>>43283725...........>>43283767......................<"Are you going to be okay in this dungeon?">"Of course. I have the orb."<"This does not alleviate my worries. Do you want me to come along?">
>>43283261>that Rena costumePfft
Rolled 17 (1d20)>>43283792Pfff. We don't need Ceera's help. She'd just cheat the dungeon by solving all the puzzles and that's not FUN.START WEARING THOSE PANTIES. I WILL REMIND YOU EVERY TIME WE TALK.
Rolled 11 (1d20)>>43283792Not wearing them? Alright, but don't come complaining to me if your second cherry gets popped by a monster instead of Ceera.
>>43283767MAQfax suggests she may be allergic to his syrup.
>>43283792Say you don't need her help, but you could do with little encouragement beforehand. Then grope her butt. It's not very smooth move but you'll get away with it juuust fiiine.
>>43283792Nah, you already went to one dungeon, and this is an easy one, we'll be fine
>>43283792Using illusions to make a costume is a bad idea. We're trying to keep those powers secret.What abilities could Ceera bring to the group? We've already got a melee fighter, a ranged attacker, a healer, and whatever Anita does. She shouldn't feel obligated, though, only come if she thinks it might be fun. We know how to handle dungeons.
>>43283864I'm sure she just needs to build up a tolerance to it.Try rubbing it all over her
>>43283864Well, then we come up with a magic that will make Tali cum something else. What's her favorite drink anyway?Please don't say blood.
>>43283792Nah trust us Ceera, we'll be fine. What could possibly go wrong on a perfectly normal dungeon dive?
>>43283792>......................I'm sure we could even find your salty, chocolate balls a theme song
>>43283792Tell her that her item level is too low for this instance.
>>43283792>all these compliments Tali is giving his disguise, which I'd based off his sisterTali, I'm beginning to think you have a but of a sister complex
>>43283970Or it's the old ELF PRIDE WORLD WIDE.ELF PRIDE WORLD WIDE!
>>43283792Hmm... the Headmistress has it out for us. She might try something during the dive. If anything goes horribly wrong, we'll need Ceera to help us escape from the outside, so she'll have to not be caught in the trap.
>>43283980He was referring to this, I'm sure.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lnNYXgV7L-c
>>43284014ELF PRIDE WORLD WIDE
>>43283970>all those grammatical typosThanks, phone
>>43283792Don't worry, Ceera, I'm sure we'll end up in a perfectly ordinary dungeon and not one like the one our bitch was sealed away in.Oh, and Tali, touch us to the panties, I want to know how to activate them.
>>43284048>Oh, and Tali, touch us to the panties, I want to talk to them
>>43283792I find your lack of Fish teeth disturbing. Freaky Fish Facts will resume.
>>43283792Tali, elf is a horrible costume. Change into an undine, it's more plausible and people won't suspect you of being an actual elf, specially that fattie, fuwa.
>>43284155DO NOT BULLY THE COMFY MAGE
>>43283792Elf is a BORING costume. Do you want to be BORING, Tali?
>>43284155Go as anglerfish Undine, bump into Flora, say something about how everyone else was dressing as cute things so you decided to as well, earn billions of romance points.
>>43283792You gotta dress up as chewbacca
>>43283792You should see if you can get Flora to make you more squidlike for Dress Up Day
>>43283792Dress as how you envision undines that are not of a terrifying appearance.
>>43283792Dress up as a character from the hit movie franchise Extraplanar Skirmishes, I hear the new sequel is coming out this year after almost 20 years, so it'll be relevant
>>43284180>>43284155Okay, so what do YOU guys suggest I dress up as? Since elf is so boring."Ceera, I'll be fine. It's just a simple dungeon dive. What could go wrong.">She looks away and fidgets in her seat.<"...........">"Ceera? Is something wrong?"<".... Tali, what I a telling you can not be repeated... My people made the gate in this school. I don't know why it was made or what it's hidden powers may be but... If my people made it... It wasn't purely to help you. I am too young to have been told the secrets behind these gates but... I shouldn't be telling you this but if you were injured because I didn't warn you properly... I would be very sad.">
>>43284240Like an elf's balls
>>43284373>so what do YOU guys suggest I dress up as?See >>43284356
>>43284373Dress as a cute undine. Or as a Ceer, that's be cool too.Also, kiss the Ceera, she loves you.
>>43284373Remind her that it's not the first time someone has gone through that gate.
>>43284373Ooh! Do a miniature version of Fael!
>>43284373It's probably a dumping place for artifact that make more ceer and is guarded so only good mages get them, which become skilled ceer.
>>43284373Comfort her, Tali. Sounds like Ceera needs a kiss. If you do, know that you're attracted to the MALE FORM of Ceera, fuhuhu.You should glamour as a Ceer, it'd be interesting.
>>43284373didn't we already see a gate?
>>43284373Tell her you'll be careful. Also, this isn't the first time you've been through the gates.Also, she said there were a lot of ceer artifacts at this school, I theorize that the dungeon gate is a method of spreading the ceer artifacts. Basically, the school is a ceer breeding ground.
>>43284373>Okay, so what do YOU guys suggest I dress up as?Magical Girl Cleaver.Make sure you go visit Vaisi in the costume.
>>43284373Oh, ask Ceera how you'd look like as a Ceer and dress like that.
>>43284477>>43284207One of these is the best, and I can't be sure which is because they're both so good
Rolled 6 (1d20)>>43284373Magical Girl clever or whatever ceera thinks would be cute.Also, wear the panties. Don't make us make you.
>>43284477I'll second this.
>>43284373Dress up as something you can do without using illusions. Like a bunny! A magical girl bunny with one of those fancy battle skirts!Thank Ceera for trusting us with an important secret. We'll be sure to keep a lookout for anything suspicious.
>>43284477This is good.Be sure to make Vaisi a costume too, she's probably not allowed access to any magic or materials that could be used to make her own
>>43284477Let's visit Vaisi after the dungeon run because we don't want to be walking funny all the way through the dungeon.
>>43284373You could dress up as a magical girl.That gate is probably just there to turn everyone who survives into ceer, don't worry about it.
>>43284373>>43284445I'm one of the people who was against telling her about the Ceer Gate, but she's been very trusting of us and has helped us a lot so maybe we should reconsider.
>>43284373Did she cut her hair again?
>>43284687She's becoming male again.
>>43284373Here's a costume, make it happen.
>>43284714so she's stopped spending time with tali?Or just hasn't been having as much sex?
>>43284714Doesn't that happen only when she's... using her male parts? So she's basically cheating on Tali? I mean, I realise Ceer are race of sluts and can't help it, but still...
>>43284373Hey! Since we're going into a dungeon anyhow, why not dress up as a RAID BOSS
>>43284373Put on a hoody without the body part. It will be great.
>>43284764Time for cuck memes
>>43284687Oh, yes and no. This is her costume. She's dressing up like her boy form. She's got her boobs wrapped up and everything.And you say mine is lazy."I'll be fine, I promise. I've been through this gate before."<"I did not know you at that time...">"Look, if you want you can wait outside the gate. If anything goes wrong I'm sure you'll tear it down."<"Hmph. Be safe.">"I will.">He gives her a kiss and heads off.>>43284560>>43284585>>43284503Eh... I'm more comfortable using my illusions for this.Done!Alright, I still got some time before I have to do the run. Anything else that needs taking care of?
>>43284764She's using her dick ON tali. Or in.
>>43284714>>43284759>>43284764>Ceer genital morphinghttp://exhentai.org/g/366690/b6e380099c/How did I not connect these earlier?
>>43284913Yes, go see Vendal or Vaisi and talk about you going to the dungeons.
>>43284913>>43284960Ask her to come along, since she is not locked up anymore.
>>43284913Visit VaisiAnd I swear to god, elf. you will put on those magic panties or we will make you.Last warning.
>>43284913100% vaisi. She'll love the costume.
>>43285024>>43285002Make him give us to Ceera so we can tell her to make him put them on
>>43284913Visit the cutest cripple.
>>43284913Panties and then Vaisi.
>>43284913Why aren't you wearing the Little Death yet? Do you want to disappoint Fuwa?
>>43285152>>43285024I'm NOT wearing them!>>43284965>>43285061>>43285125>Tali goes to visit Vaisi.>When he steps into the room she spots him and grins wildly."Oh my gosh you're the cutest girl ever.""Thanks..?""I'm gonna hug you.""You don't have arms...""We'll make this work.""You probably shouldn't leave your bed.""Too late!">Vaisi springs forward, ready to tackle into Tali. Quicker than she can react an arm reaches out. The girl slams against it and falls backwards onto the bed."Ow... Okay... Hug will have to wait... so... What's up?""Oh, I just wanted to show you my costume. And, also... I'm going to do a dungeon today. Get some artifacts.""... A dungeon?""Yeah.">Vaisi's smile is gone now. She looks apprehensive."Tali... You gotta be careful in those. They're dangerous. Like, super dangerous. Why are you even doing one?""Well... I have a dragon who wants artifacts. It has a lot of benefits.""Yeah, but what if you get something powerful? Something that... Look, you saw what happened to me. I wouldn't go in those things."
>>43284913Make your skin your regular colour. You don't want your costume to be perfect or people will start suspecting illusion magic.
>>43284913Keep magic items away from your recently-troubled tender bits.Since you've got time, do a quick inventory check to see if you've got everything you need. In addition to magic items, some food and medical supplies could come in handy. We've got magic, but it never hurts to be prepared for emergencies.Also maybe bring a camera in case we see anything neat.
>>43285295vaisi, I don't think you fully understand what the orb did to the book.It's too horrible for your virgin ears, but just. Trust us, we got this under control.
>>43285295HEY HEY HEY remember he's got us! He'll be fine on the artifact front.
>>43285295So.. No going into Vaisi's dungeon later as well?Also, Tali. You've infiltrated a Girls' Magical Academy pretending to be a girl.You can wear some panties without hurting your masculinity or ELF PRIDE.So just do it, wear the panties! They're soft and made especially to be comfy, they should in theory make your balls hurt less I guess.
>>43285295Muhammad, Mountain, yadda yadda. is she can't leave bed, you gotta hop on there yourself.Also remind her that you have us, we won't let you fall under the influence of some silly trinket.
Rolled 19 (1d20)>>43285295Look, Tali. If you don't put on those panties, I'll sabotage the whole operation and get you killed. NOW PUT ON THOSE PANTIES. Fuwa even got into running with Gears and gave them up her last comfy artifact to help you!Tell Vaisi you'll be fine, we've got great friends like Anita to help us.
>>43285295Uhhh, didn't we just have a discussion almost like this with Ceera... it's tough to have swag, Tali.
>>43285295Okay, no panties until our soft bits are feeling fine.We'll be careful with any items we can't identify. We wouldn't go through all that trouble to save her just to get our host killed needlessly.>>43285318We're not using illusion magic for this, are we?>>43285333Also this.
>>43285295We'll be careful Vaisi. We'll make sure to vet any artifacts before Tali gets to touch them 'kay?
>>43285295Touch us to her a for a little bit, TaliWe need Vaisi's help to convince Tali to put the panties on
>>43285295>"Oh my gosh you're the cutest girl ever.">"Thanks..?">"I'm gonna fug you.">"You don't have dick...">"We'll make this work."
>>43285295Does she forget we identify items for ya? I mean if its like hers then we'll just violate another uppity artifact.
Rolled 5 (1d20)>>43285295Well, I did warn you, Tali.Console vaisi and be cool with her.>ASSUME DIRECT CONTROL OF TALI AND PUT ON THOSE PANTIES, TEARING AWAY NORMAL UNDERWEAR.
>>43285421We're a secret, remember? Vaisi knows about us, but we don't want to talk in front of the nurse.
>>43285295Give Vaisi the panties, she needs the comfy. Also they can't contain your magnum dong.
>>43285413I'm strongly against touching Vaisi to any Ceer artefact after recent events.
>>43285295>>43285421>>43285453Well, we can take the orange nerd with us, make him feel useful for once, he's no secret and can do some danger estimate.
>>43285295Why not let Vaisi borrow the panties for a bit?
>>43285295We have ways of dealing with artifacts, and Tali is a coward so everybody else will probably die first, except Anita.
>>43285295The resident Ceer will probably recognize anything too ridiculously dangerous and warn you before it can get hideously corruptive. Besides it's an easy dungeon. Not a drake spawning final boss dungeon.
>>43285295Reassure her how you've been in some dungeons before, but we'll make sure to be extra careful for her sake.After all, we wouldn't to get you killed before she gets a taste of your scrumptious chocolate balls.
>>43285295Because the group is going down there whether Tali goes or not. Better to have someone on hand who knows about that sort of stuff than not, right?
>>43285295Tali has us, and another orb that can scan things remotely and tell us how dangerous it is. As long as the gate doesn't send us to Asam's prison or something we should be fine.(Asam is the locked up one, right?)By the way, does Tali even know any healing magic?
>>43285374>>43285379>>43285413>>43285433Not right now! It's not fun if your bits are sore. They can wait for another day.
>>43285433>>ASSUME DIRECT CONTROL OF TALI AND PUT ON THOSE PANTIES, TEARING AWAY NORMAL UNDERWEAR.I am gonna deny that request, since it's no fun if we can't get him to put them on by his own volition.
>>43285295Tali you put those panties on right now.
>>43285571That's Serin. He's locked up because he made all the races without Alana's permission, acted out of his portfolio.>>43285585YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. ONCE TALI PUTS ON THE PANTIES, EVERYTHING WILL BE HEALED.
>>43285585But those panties would make him less sore.
>>43285606>>43285658That doesn't help if he's injured. It'll just make him hurt worse.
>>43285825They're an artefact that makes the user feel comfy however. It should alleviate the pain to some extent.
Are those panties indestructible, if so, they could be weaponized.
>>43285318Done."Vaisi, remember who it was that got the book removed from you. If there's a super powerful mind controlling artifact I'll just beat it into submission! I got this.">She doesn't look to reassured.>Tali sits down beside her."You don't have to worry. And I promise I won't touch anything until I'm super sure it's okay."".... Promise?""I promise.""Good. Cause I'm the only one that's got claim over your mind and body. Got it?""Got it.">>43285333Oh, that's a good idea!"Hey," Tali says, "I gotta go pack but I'll come by when I'm done, okay?""I look forward to it.">>43285374You know what...."Oh, and here. It's a pair of artifact panties I got? Apparently they're super comfortable. I can't use them for obvious reasons.""I disagree~""But you can have them.">Tali gives Vaisi The Little Death. He gives her a quick hug and goes off to pack.----1/2
>>43285932>That backgroundFUWA A LEWD!
>>43285932Do.... the panties stink or something? What the hell's happening back there?
>>43285932Remember to bring couple of rolls of toilet paper in the event we need to "Trick or treat" the monsters.
>>43285971Those aren't scent lines.
>>43285971That's a tentacle coming out of them, Anon.
>>43285983>>43285988>>43286005Ah, got it thx.
>>43285932Goddamnit Tali...it was for you to play with when Ceera was in the mood.
>>43285932dammit tali, you little shit.we're telling fuwa.
>>43285932They were a gift given to you by Fuwa and you didn't even wear them once!
>>43285932Tali you slut, you don't lend panties that were lent to you by someone else!
Rolled 9 (1d20)>>43285932I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU, TALITHOSE PANTIES WERE A GIFT FROM FUWA
>>43285932>Gets nice panties to make him feel better.>Hands them off to someone else.Rude.
>Now fully packed Tali meets with the others in front of the gate.I don't know. I'm kinda excited about this. The last dungeon run I did was fun and I got a lot of cool things from it. I'm also flat broke so hopefully this will help!>Katherin is by the gate along with Shara and Anita. They compliment Tali on his nice outfit."Alright, so since this is your first Dive I've decided to let you pick.">She points to a panel."The dungeon level has been set to low," She says, "So each of these three should be fairly easy. I will be perfectly honest, we have no idea what they mean. It's random each time so we kinda just... Pick one. So, the choice is yours."
it just occurred to me we haven't got to talk to the panty artifact.
>>43286155THE ONE THAT LOOKS LIKE PANTIES.
>>43286155The circled sad face!
>>43286155Press all 3 on the panel at once
>>43286155TALI, YOU FOOLWHY DID YOU GIVE UP THE PANTIES INSTEAD OF WEARING THEM?
>>43286155Check your spellbook for runes, I'm pretty sure we've seen at least the first one.
>>43286155The third one! It looks so sad!
>>43286155That middle one looks like it came out of Tower of God, so I'm all for it.
Rolled 85 (1d100)>>43286155Press the hidden fourth button!
>>43286155Let's go with the 'F' looking one, like the F in "friendship!"Maybe we'll meet a special happy friendship flower!
>>43286185Do this one. It's gonna be an experiment.
>>43286155tali! there's a hidden lever somewhere on the side of the portal, pull it and let lady luck pick for you!
>>43286155Let's see, Lightning (BAD!). Undine (Water temple, BAD!!). And third one (Unknown, SCIENCE).Press the third one.
>>43286155Why don't you let us or Orange take a look and see what we can glean?
>>43286155The Brain one.
>>43286185FOR SCIENCE TALI DO IT
>>43286155The on on the bottom seems bored, so go with the one that looks eldritchy.
>>43286258>>43286272Oh right, that's brain.
>>43286258The third one is Brain (Puzzle time?).I vote brain.
>>43286155Mark the runes down.Also, see if you can't translate any of them.
>>43286327They're already on the rune sheet.
>>43286347Is there somewhere I can check what runes we've got?
>>43286155Those are spell runes. Let's see here...The top one is Lightning. I'm guessing it will have dangerous traps, or possibly battle automatons.The middle one is Undine. A water dungeon, maybe. We've got undine parts, but not enough to breathe water.The bottom one is Brain. Most likely a puzzle-themed dungeon. I like puzzles. Let's go with that!
>>43286155Choose the middle one. I bet there will be sexy undine ladies in it for you to heal.
>>43286367In the OP. Tali's stats.
If we meet a puzzle skeleton remember to ask him if you can try his Spaghetti.
Anyone think the brain one means mind control?
>>43286575Could be, but I think Tali and Anita are relatively safe.
>>43286575Go I hope so!That's my fetish
>>43286575Worst comes to worst we just make another artifact our bitch.
>>43286155Elevator option - press em all
Which MAQ would you knock up?
>Tali presses the one with the brain rune.The gate lights up."Alright." Katherin says, "Everyone ready?">They nod."Let's go!">She steps into the gate. The others follow close behind. When Tali steps in it feels as though he's being pulled into something with an incredible amount of force. For a moment he's worried it will tear him apart.>Then he's there."Dammit..." Katherin says. "It's a puzzle dungeon... I hate those...">Shara looks around."It looks like there's some tiles on the floor... Perhaps we can break past the puzzle? I'm sure we can make a spell that will move us across." She says.>Katherin looks deep in thought.I know some of those runes... Also, there's eyes on the walls. It looks like they're watching.
>>43287203Wave at the eyes.
cheating will get you killed. the eyes probably blow up anyone that tries to bypass it.look around for clues.
Hello! Trick or treat!
>>43287203I recognize the rune for ice cream. We should make for that
>>43287203>brain puzzlewe're all gonna die.Also, use a stick and prod a random rune from a distance.
>>43287203Channel the orbs thoughts directly into a stream of pictures aimed at the eyes
>>43287203Ok, I'm working on this, give me 10 minutes.
>>43287203Peel all the sitckers off the tiles and rearrange them in the right pattern.
>>43287203Go to the middle rune, "gentle", first. The others on that row it are "destroy", "rip", "pain" and "void".We are starting on the floating island in front of the portal, right? Because the runes look like they're oriented in that direction, and we've got a bird's eye viewpoint that's kind of unclear as to where exactly you are.
>>43287203Walk around the edge
>>43287203Try not to step on any dangerous ones.
>>43287203The middle one in first row is JoyPress that.
>>43287298Here's what I got so far.Unsure of the last row, living thinking heart might be bad.
>>43287203First row middle = JoySecond first one on the left = LoveAny other positive ones? There's an awful lot of violent runes in there.
>>43287404Wait a sec, what is telling us that the runes weren't edited with an non erasable marker!?
>>43287448The blue line indicates the possible paths to go without sustaining injuries.The final row is either "Living, thinking love"/"love elemental" or a sign I'm not sure. of.
>>43287203We're here to heal, so why don't we let them go first and then do our job when they screw it all up?
>>43287479I'll admit there's some guesswork.I excluded the left (from tali's direction), as lines though a shape typically indicates harm of sort (see rip/rend and such).The nerves one might hurt a LOT. Or make you feel exceptionally cold if they work in conjunction with each other.
I'm so confused.
>>43287555Now put it upright
>>43287203>>43287555ALRIGHT KNIFE EARSI'VE GOT A ROUTE FOR YOU TO TAKE
>>43287606Gotta start with Joy though.
>>43287203Just use levitate or float object and move across the room without touching the floor.
>>43287631I'm assuming that's Tali and friends coming in from the portal. Hence why I flipped it.
>>43287606That's also the final path I'd recommend after thinking for a while.Mind the created love elemental however. Have wards against conversion spells in case it tries to convert the person into a love elemental, as it might free the love from the subject.
>>43287606That's not soul. We should go diagonally to joy.
>>43287606I think I would rather gamble with the unknown X looking one to get to joy than go through the heart one. Assuming we cant go diagonal.
>>43287162I want to fug Vaisi in leapfrog position and fill her with syrup until it completely fills her
>>43287714It's a love elemental.I believe I asked Larro about such things before in the IRC.As you might have noted by now, the five primary races we know of are [element] with a dot in the middle.So I suspect it might attempt to create or convert an individual to a love elemental....TALI GO FIRST!
"I think I got it." Tali says.>The others look at him."Look. Most of these runes are terrible things. Others are not. I think if we step only on the good ones we'll be okay.">Katherine examines the runes."Ugh.. I wish I'd paid more attention in class. Shara, you should go ahead." She turns to Tali. "Shara's armor is practically unbreakable. If anyone can handle a screw up it'd be her. Do you know these runes?""Most of them.""Can you guide her?""I think.""We're counting on you, Tali. Go.">Tali has Shara test out a few things first. She touches one of the dangerous runes with a stick. The stick is obliterated.>After having her go on a rune he tries to have her go diagonal onto another one. There is an explosion but she's perfectly fine.>After patching up her wounds he has her go in a certain path.>>43287404>>43287606>Until she gets to a certain point."What now?" Shara asks."I don't know those runes..."There's one that looks like heart? Or love."Try the heart one.">Shara steps on it. There's a burst of energy. The undine cries out and collapses.>Tali rushes ahead, making sure to step on the right tiles to reach her."Shara! Are you okay!?">She grabs onto Tali."I am now."
>>43287793Wouldn't a love elemental have a straight underline?
>>43287848Oh baby. Don't do anything Tali, just observe and let her do whatever she needs.
>>43287851It would but it could just b->>43287848NEVERMINDIt was to indicate love on the brain, eh?Tali, destroy spell. We need the frontline fish to be sane.
>>43287848Grab the Undine Butt
>>43287848>e attention in class. Shara, you should go ahead." She turns to Tali. "Shara's armor is practically unbreakable. If anyone can handle a screw up it'd be her. Do you know these runes?"Tali, prepare for savage mantis shrimp rape.
>>43287848EMBRACE HER TALI.SNAP HER OUT OF IT.OR BETTER YET, KISS HER.
>>43287848OH SHITSHE JUST FELL IN LOVE WITH USTALI, HEAD LEFT TO THE X RUNE THEN TO JOY
>>43287848Tell Shara to save it for somewhere more private or step on the rune yourself and join in
>>43287848Good, let's proceed with the dungeon.
oh, it infuses the stepper with love. she's gonna try fuck you.tell her we should get off these tiles first.
>>43287848Touch us to her. We'll douse that shit right proper.
>>43287848Try the undo rune.
>>43287848The panties could've helped alleviate this you knife-eared idiot.WE TOLD YOU.
Rolled 14 (1d20)>>43287848REJOICE, TALIYour wish shall be granted. Shara wanting your D was what you wished for. Even if you didn't know you wished for it.Now have Katherin come join the two of you.Then possess Tali to make katherin fall on the same tile
>>43287848ALRIGHT TALI, I MIGHT HAVE FUCKED THAT LOVE RUNE UPBUT, THERE IS AN UNDO RUNE AT THE CORNER OF THE TILESET. IF YOU CAN GET TO THERE, I'M SURE YOU'LL GET SHARA BACK IN HER REGULAR NON ELF LOVING MINDSET.
>>43287848Or.. try asking her to step onto the joy rune? That might also help in a lewd way.
>>43287992we can step off the top of the board and have her step on to the corner.
>>43288021What he said.
>>43287992Wait, is that why there are eyes on the walls? To record what people do after being the subject of the love rune?
>>43287848She's fine, good. Time to move on.
>>43287848This is perfect, nothing is wrong with this!
>>43287992Tali. Copy the unknown runes into your book.
"Uhm... You sure you're okay..?""I'm very okay. But, do you know what would make me feel better?">Tali takes a few steps back."What..?""You.">Shara tackles into Tali. It's like getting a sack of bricks thrown at his chest. He's knocked over, thankfully onto a safe rune, as Shara tries to grapple him"Tali!" Katherine cries. "What happened!?""It was a trap! Help me!""I'm on my... Which one was the safe one!?""GENTLE IT'S GENTLE">Shara nips Tali's ear with her pincer."No gentle." She says."Which one is gentle!?" Katherine asks."IT LOOKS LIKE A K JUST HELP ME!""Tali!" She says. "You just gotta finish the room! Finish the room and it'll undo the curse! Come on, Tali! You're close to the end!""SHE'S HEAVY!">She rolls on top of Tali."Oh, Tali. I'm sorry we never got to spend any time together. Please, fertilize my eggs~"I've got to reach the end!
>>43288371Well Tali, don't leave a girl waiting.
>>43288371You heard her. Fertilize her eggs, and don't be too gentle about it.
Rolled 4 (1d20)>>43288371CAST COMFY TALISHE CAN'T RESIST THE COMFY MAGICor, if you'd prefer, you can get fucked by the shrimp.
>>43288371FERTILIZE HER EGGS YOU FUCKING PUSSY OR I'LL CAVE YOUR SKULL IN AND TURN IT INTO AN EGGSAC
>>43288371ROLL TO THE RIGHT!
>>43288371>"Oh, Tali. I'm sorry we never got to spend any time together. Please, fertilize my eggs~"Please fertilize her eggs
>>43288371use a levitate spell on her and crawl to victory.
>>43288371FERTILIZE HER EGGS YOU DORK
>>43288371Girls can't do that.Ask her to follow you to a safer spot.
>>43288371>Please, fertilize my eggs~Wait. WAIT.SHE KNOWS.
>>43288371Sorry Tali, but the only way to lift the curse it to fertilize her eggs. I guess you don't have to do it now, you can ask her to do it when you leave the dungeon.
Rolled 8 (1d20)>>43288371You heard her.Get to it.This is what you get for not having comfy panties on.
>>43288538She's not exactly sane at the moment, she's an undine so Tali couldn't fertilize her eggs either way.
>>43288371Ask her if the two of you can at least go somewhere private for this. She can hold your hand until then.
>>43288371remember your sister's bullying tali! use the moves that you've learned to get out!you can do this!
>>43288604Also, as far as she's aware Tali is a girl.
>>43288618Wait, so you want Tali to facefuck Shara?
>>43288371Drop your pants, let her do her thing, try to enjoy it. Or enjoy it.
>>43288632I thought the implication was that not being the case.
>>43288371Hey, it's your chance to get on with an undine and have an excuse to do it! C'mon girl, fertilize her eggs!
>>43288371So, does this mean Shara knows that Tali is a guy if shes telling Tali to fertilize her eggs?
>>43288425>>43288462I can't get to my spellbook!And no I don't want to fuck her! That is the last thing I want to do at this moment!>Tali tries to push off the amorous Undine but she is clamped tightly onto him, her claws rubbing against his skin."Sh-shara!""Yes~""I'll... I'll fertilize your eggs. But only if we go somewhere private, okay?""You're not lying to me, are you?" She snaps her claws next to his ear."Of course not! Just take my hand and we'll go.">She stares at him for a moment before holding his hand and getting up. Together they walk on the other rune and then finish the challenge.>Her entire posture changes once the last rune is stepped on. The rest of them peel away from the tile and vanish as the eyes close."...... I apologize for that. I don't know what came over me."
>>43288843Eh, it was a trap.Thankfully it was relatively harmless, no claws for alarm.
>>43288843Ask what the rune that looked like love was. Why the dot in the middle and the curved line at the bottom?And don't hide your true feelings, Tali. We all know you want to stick it into Vendal too.
>>43288843>"...... I apologize for that. I don't know what came over me."Tali, you know what to do.Come over her
>>43288843Tell her it was a love rune trap. Then mark down the rune later. For reasons.
>>43288843Sooooo... You still wanna go?
>>43288843It's ok. Just remember that it has to be a private location.
>>43288843Explain the trap, and take notes.
>>43288843Now now, at least things are going swimmingly so far.
>>43288843>I don't know what came over me.Magic came over you. All over you.
Hang on, what happened to all our cool costumes?
>>43288843Don't let her go back on her side of the promise.
>>43289003Attempted rape happened.
>>43289003The portal strips all magical adornment from those who walk through it.That's why she was talking about fertilizing eggs. We're a guy right now.
>>43288843Copy the unknown runes into your book.
>>43288843'S all cool. No harm done.
>>43288843She doesn't need to apologise, it was our fault. We told her to step there, after all.
>>43288843Well, you did promiseYou better fulfill your promise. Dont want the girls to lose trust in you
That wasn't a real promise! That was like a fake promise. To make things happen. Not lewd things!"Hey, it's fine. No harm done. It was that trap that got you. And kinda my fault for making you step on it.""Even so... Thank you for helping me. I owe you one.">Katherine and Anita get through the floor easily."We all owe you one." Katherine says. "Onward.">Tali makes sure to copy down those unknown runes before making his way to the next one.>The next room is plain with two doors at the opposite end.>Two constructs are there as well. They laugh."Welcome to the room-""There are two doors out""One will help.""The other will hinder""We know which one.""But we won't tell.""But from this point on.""We will answer your questions.""One of us lies.""The other does not.""So, ask.">Katherine sighs."I hate puzzles."
>>43289370FUCK ASKING THEM, TAKE THE LEFT DOOR
>>43289370"Do you have a hat?"
>>43289370Take their hats.Ask them which hat you took from them.Give the good girl both hats.Praise GabeN.
>>43289370"Which way did we come from?"
>>43289370Please both point to the door closest to you.
>>43289417I like this idea.
>>43289370"What are you wearing on your head?"
>>43289370ask them who in your group as a claw for a hand. That should let us figure out who lies and who doesn't.
>>43289370"Guys, kill them. If they both agree that one of them is a liar, then they're both lying."
>>43289370Which door would your sibling say is the helpful door?
>>43289370>what door would the other say to take, if I asked them which would help?Then take the one they don't designate.
>>43289370Punch one in the face, then ask if it hurt.
>>43289370What's two plus two?
>>43289370Which one of us is the best looking?Then listen to whichever one tells us it's us, because we've got glamour magic on and we look as sexy as fuck.
>>43289475One answers "A math problem." The other says "Induction is impossible."
>>43289370Not this shit again....
>>43289466I don't think they feel pain.
>>43289370Is one of those doors actually a hinderance?
>>43289423>>43289440>>43289452>>43289462Have none of you seen the first season of YuGiOh?Both of them are lying.
>>43289370What walks on four legs in the morning, two legs in the afternoon, and three legs in the evening?
>>43289370"Which of you has a penis."Then reach under the golem and check.
>>43289370Why are we taking to them? They said they won't say which one hinders or helps. Unless the one who said that is lying... Verify that they won't tell us. Then figure out which lines the lying one said
>>43289370Tali! Gothic Lolitas! Put them both in your Hyperspace Pocket and take them home.
>>43289370Oh, this one. I think the answer is something like "If I asked the other one what door was helpful, what would they tell me?" and then go through the opposite one.
>>43289370"Which door will the other one say will help us?"Then go through the other one.Though, with infinite questions, its pretty easy. Any fact-based question will solve it.
>>43289370Which door would the person next to you point to if I asked "Which door is the helpful one?"The one who lies would point to the door that's dangerous one. The one who tells the truth would point to door that's dangerous one. Then you just walk to the other door.
>>43289370Tell them your name. Then ask them if your name is Tali.
>>43289504Well then the one who says yes is the liar, obviously.>>43289520This weird goat I found?
>>43289370Which door would the other golem recommend that we go through?
Tali, while all of these would work if they were telling the truth, I beseech you to realize that both of these persons are lying
>>43289370If they said their whole intro speaking each other line, is half of it is lies?
>>43289370Remember that nothing they just said is necessarily true.
>>43289370Take the centre door.
>Tali walks up to them and takes their hats. They cry out in alarm and try to grab them back but they're too short."Did I take your hats?" He says."Yes!""No!">He faces the one that told the truth."Which door is the good one?""My door.">He gives her both hats."Alright guys, this way." Tali says."That is unfair!" The one on the right says. "Why do you always get to be the good one!""Perhaps we can switch next time?""No! You always say that but you never do!""Fufufu~"1/2
>>43289646Bring them along.BRING THEM ALONG.SO CUTE.ARRGH.
>>43289646Aww, I feel bad now.
>>43289646Tali, take them home with us. They can hang out with 99c.
>>43289646loot the golems.
steal the dungeon constructs
>>43289646>>43289672>>43289687We'll have a robot harem!
>>43289646"Do you two want to come with us?"
>>43289646Bring them with us. 99c needs shop golems. She can schedule more time off that way
>>43289397This guy would have been right
>>43289646Bring them with!
>>43289646Maximum group hug!Then kidnap (golemnap?) the constructs. Friends for Maolin.
>>43289646Take them with you because why the fuck not?
>>43289646ABDUCT THEM. DO IT FAGGOT.
>>43289646Don't abduct them. Our cast is big enough as it is.
>>43289784Won't change anything, we don't care for anyone outside the core circle anyway.
>>43289804We're having trouble keeping up with the core circle honestly. We haven't seen 99c or Lan in forever.
>>43289646Take em both! Pocket lolis for everyone!
>>43289842Maybe that's probably because they aren't part of the core
>>43289842>99cThese two can be her employees!Plus, Maolin might like to study more golems.
>>43289842We saw 99c recently.
>>43289842We saw 99c last thread.
>>43289899>>43289906That was Fuwa. Tali needs to hang out with 99c and Lan more.
"...">Tali picks up the golems. He stuffs them into his inventory."Oh my.""Let go! We're supposed to guard the treasure!">They're packed away.These will be good for Ninety-Nine Copper, I think.>They open the door to the next room."Oh my god..." Katherine says. "That's an Iron Knight.""Iron Knight?""They're mage killers from the last great war... This one's damaged. Still these guys are said to be impossible to kill. Why is one in a low level dungeon..?""What do we do?" Shara says."... We finally have a fight. If you guys are okay with it I say we go."
>>43289991Use the Ceer Destroy Spell.Glamour it up of course.
>>43289991so what does the symbol on it's chest mean?
>>43289991Put him in the inventory too
>>43289991What's the rune on it mean? Also Tali, go talk to it, Old damaged robots are friendly 50% of the time!
>>43289991Just avoid it and keep away.
>>43289991It's weakened, it doesn't even have a full blade! I know you can do it, Tali. Just let Shara do the work with her armor.Uh. Also, watch yourself, those things are meant to kill ELVES like you. Don't let yourself be the center of attention.
>>43289991Tali. Prepare some defensive maneuvers
>>43289991Give to dragon
>>43289991Wait wait wait. Can we control it? LET US TOUCH IT.
>>43289991Is it actually moving?
>>43289991I want to touch it. Touch us to it!
Maybe we should have picked Undine, picking a dungeon that the rest of the group isn't any good at is pretty unfair.
>>43289991Someone roll to seduce!
>>43289991Touching the orb to it would probaby get you killed one way or another, so you probably shouldn't do that.
Rolled 31 (1d34)>>43290298
Rolled 20 (1d20)>>43290298
>Tali tries to touch You to the golem. It brings it's half blade down in a mighty swing that shatters the floor below."Ẹl͉̳͔̝̙f͚̘̠ ̘̱̪̱̫͉y̫̼o͎͎͜ṷ͡ ̬̣͚̟w̲̫̝͓i̭̹̠̬͙ḷ̷̪̻̭̭l̘̣͔̦̬ ̴̦͙̭d̩̟̻̫̣i̳͖̩̺̺ḙ̸̞̮̬̳̣͍̳̹̱̭ͅͅy͈̻̹̜̯̺͠o̮̘̹̯̟̜ͅu̼ ͏̺̩͚͇w̺͕̫i̱̩̕lĺ̻͙͇͖̬ ͡d̨i̶̳͕͈̜e̥̦̥̟͎̳͕̙͖̦Y̪o̻̲͟u͕̞͔̥͙͕̮͙͙͇̭͜w̹̩̖̗̥̬̥il̵̦̪̰̻͚̺l͔̙̞̤ ̴̶̰̻̫̠͈̥̲͚͖d҉̘̮͎i̜̮e̻͖̫͡҉̲̺̩͓̟͈̯͇͚͍F̨̲̖̻̻o̞͙̼̭͈̯ͅr͕̹͎͕ ̢Ẉi̼̲̟̮̰ņ̜̩͔̞̪d̫͈͍̜̯͈c͕̬r̬e̥͇̰̼̹̩st͉͉͇.҉̞̣͔ ̰̞̼̙̰̪͕F̥̮̲o͖̕r̨̰̖̫̯̳̗ ̙̹̺th̺͎̣̦e̹̲ ̘H̻̰ṵ̦m̰̻̲̟a̴̪̹̤̲ͅń̫̦̗̬͈̼s̛͔͚̪.͔̲̭͕̱͈̪̫̘̰̟͙K̖͟ṉ̣̰̺į̩̫̳̩͉̜f̜͕͍̱̰͜e̛̺͚̱̝̺̖̞ ͕͝ea̢̦̜̦r̲ͅs̕,̝͖̗̜̗̕ ̣̟p͎͇͙̝r̹̪̣̺͕̗e̞͙̫̠̥̯͓p̣̖̙͉͖͙̩͘a͔̥̳̝̜͟r̮̫͓̗̗̜e̢̤̫̪͍͇̮ ͚̱̭̹͘f̱̘ͅo̟̺͈r̛̠̙̲̱͇͈ ͓̪̠͕̹͝ͅͅd̬̳̱͚̦̣͕e̹͓̝̭̯a̫̗̥t̳̦h͔̦̩̙̜̫͝.̛̣̟̩̙̺̲"Oh my god."Battle formations!" Katherin yells. She draws out her two blades, Shara falls back and aims with her claw arm, Anita runs away.>Katherine runs in with her blades, the two coated in fire and ice respectively. As she flanks the knight Shara fires off air bullets at it, denting the things armor slightly.>When Katherine reaches it he knocks away her attack with an almost lazy flick of it's blade. It's facing Tali.>As it dodges Katherine's attacks and takes Shara's headon it slowly walks towards the elf.
>>43289991Explain how killer knight is useful to us tiny construct girls!
>>43290482TALI YOU DUMB SAP DRINKER!WHY DID YOU DO THAT?!JUST LET THE OTHERS DO THE WORK, YOU'RE THE BLOODY HEALER!
>>43290482Tali! Glue us to the golem.COME FOLKS. TIME TO CORRUPT THIS GOLEM.>Replace 'kill' with 'fuck' in golem programming.
>>43290482Care to try the Ceer Destroy Spell now?I mean, it is a construct of sorts.
>>43290482Who brought an elf? Just humans a half ceer and a mantis shrimp here!
Rolled 20 (1d20)>>43290528>>43290482let's do it.
>>43290482can we do that trick we pulled off in that magic duel thing we did not to long ago? You know the "get past it's magic defenses by using non lethal spells," like left and push to keep it away from us.
>>43290482Tali, whatever you do, shout the following to keep your cover: "OH GOD! I SHOULDN'T HAVE BATHED WITH NATALIE AND FUWA BEFORE THE DUNGEON"
>>43290549Tali gonna get raped by a Golem now
>>43290482>>43290528>>43290549>kill all elves becomes fuck all elves.
>>43290549You got to be fucking kidding me.
>>43290482What are you doing, you idiot! Distance yourself.
>>43290549Nobody fuckin' roll anything.
>>43290482Tali we are trying to get our mack on. Tell your friends to so interfering and throw us in the head hole while it's distracted. We'll do things to its inside to make it like us.It's going to love us
Rolled 2 (1d20)>>43290611YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.
>>43290482Considering this thing was made to kill mages I doubt any magic that targets it directly will work. Wouldn't be a very good weapon if any mage could just levitate it away.Maybe try converting the floor underneath it to water? The fuckers made of metal, it should sink good.
"Guys! Try and hold it back! I have a plan!""THAT'S WHAT WE'RE DOING TALI!">Katherine yells as she charges the knight, narrowly dodging another swing of it's blade. Her flame blade hits the knight and sinks into it's armor. She tries to move back but the blade is stuck in. The knight headbutts her then kicks her away when she's stunned.>She groans and gets back up while Shara is firing away. Each strike hits true but the Knight doesn't seem to mind it's new dents. It gets closer to Tali as Katherine tries to stand back up on wobbly legs.>Tali throws you at the Knight.>The moment you connect you begin trying to take over it's mind.---What is this elf magic!? FIEND.IWILLENDYOU.>It keeps moving forward but slower now, as though each step is a struggle. Katherine is back on her feet with her ice blade in hand. Shara isn't firing anymore but she seems to be charging up for something.
>>43290603No, just fucking you
Rolled 7 (1d20)>>43290825GET SKULLFUCKEDTALI IS OURS TO BULLYR-R-ROLLING FOR POSTERITY
>>43290825>I>WILL>END>YOU.Good, Please be rough with us Knight-chan
>>43290825And we will fuck you.BEND OVER.YOU'RE OURS NOW.
>>43290825Tell us your secrets, Iron Knight! I'm pretty sure we have Ceer Override Codes or something! Also Tali is our knife ears, so try not to kill him too much. It's hard to get him to stop crying and bleeding.
>>43290825DROP SWORD ASSUME MATING POSITION
>>43290825YOU WILL FUCK HIMKnife ears prepare for sexElf you will fuckYouwill fuck
Rolled 12 (1d20)>>43290825SUPLEX!
>>43290825Hi! We're the Chaos Orb!Have you considered giving 99 Copper a headpat? No?Well you will now!
Rolled 16 (1d20)>>43290825On your knees.Beg for the D.The elf and its D are your master now. Now and forever.
>>43290825>elf magicNah. Ceer artifact altered by human magic some time ago.
>>43290825++ADD ELF DESIGNATE +TALI+_-Add_confirmation_POW_+Matrix_function_reproduction+_RELOCATE_HUMAN_BREEDING_CAMPS++Close_Matrix--
unleash the power of void within us!
>>43290825DROP THE SWORD AND PROCEED TO GENTLY PAT ANITA
Rolled 20 (1d20)>>43290873>>43290825Do it.
>>43290825Tali, turn the ground beneath it to ice cream
>>43290947What the fuck is going on.
Rolled 16 (1d20)>>43290825Me love you long time!
>>43290825Submit, dude. You shall be our body.
>>43290825you know the war with the elves has been over for a long time right?
>>43290825Know your place, bitch. Tali is ours. Now lower your sword and apologise for your rudeness.Besides, the war ended a while ago. The elves and humans are cool again.
>>43290591>this robot is programmed to fuck your mouth
N-no!These.These thoughtsVileIMPUREIMUSTNOT>The Knight freezes.I see now.I have been wrong. Elves are not our enemies. They are our->Shara hits him with a massive burst of water. At that moment Katherine strikes him with her ice blade. The Knight is completely frozen.>As is the Orb."We got it!" Katherine says.
Rolled 2 (1d20)>>43291153Hey, Knight. Heat us up with your steamy lustful thoughts for your new master.
>>43291153>3 seconds exposed to the orb>completely overwrite the AI on the anti-magic mage-slaying monstrosity>convince it to love elvesWe are the most dangerous artifact.
>>43291153Lets completely reprogram the golem while Tali frees us.
>>43291153...so how long are we stuck in here for?
>>43291153This thing's our friend now so clearly we need to bring it home with us.Maybe it can be the security guard for the 99 copper store.
Rolled 14 (1d20)>>43291153>>43291219Do it.
>>43291153"Giving us the cold shoulder, eh? I'm willing to warm you right up~"
Rolled 15 (1d20)>>43291153VI-BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE!
Rolled 16 (1d20)>>43291153Fuck you Katherine. We are friends with the Golem. Knight proceed to fuck her
>>43291153Red line the engines. We're melting this puppy back out.We are in the middle of a brain washing
>>43291153Now guys, there is an intelligence sophisticated enough to keep us from controlling it outright. My theory is that a soul was bound to the golem, but the intelligence was rewritten so that it only ever had one end goal: the destruction of elves. What this means is that we need to 'purge' whatever life is in the hunk of armor before we can pilot it. However, since we probably can't do that here, I vote instead we give it the job of protecting Tali. "Protect Delicious Chocolate Elf."
>>43291153Damnit Tali! Now we have to break the ice, so that we can beat him up and yell at him.
Rolled 4 (1d20)>>43291249>>43291219Rolling for full Skynet.I demand the robot speak like Arnie.
Rolled 4 (1d20)>>43291153Finish the job.
We probably fell in one of it's feet since Tali tossed us in the head. Hopefully they're smart enough to melt the ice around it's boots to get us out.
"My orb is in there!"".. Oh! Shara!">Shara blasts the Knight. It shatters into pieces.>You notice that among the rubble is The Price of Life.>The Knight speaks to you again, it's voice fading away.Elf pride...World.....Wide..........It slips away.---->Tali picks you up.We did it!>Anita is back. She opens the door to the next room."Guys! The treasure is here!"1/2
>>43291400ELF PRIDE WORLD WIDE
>>43291400Tali, pick up The Price of Life and store it in your inventory. We can't let our friend die like this.
>>43291400Oi! Pick up the golem core! It's a soulthing slightly similar to Mao's!
>>43291400YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES WE ALMOST HAD THAT THING COMPLETELY REPROGRAMMEDYOU KNOW WHAT SHE JUST BROKE? SHE JUST BROKE YOUR NEW FUCKING BADASS AS FUCK BODYGUARDGIVE US TO HER SO WE CAN CALL HER A SLUT TO HER FACE, FIGHT ME 1V1 FAGGOT IRL NOT ONLINE I NOCK UR BLOODY HED OFF I SWER ON ME MUM
>>43291421We should have Maolin make a new body for the golem. Preferably a elf body.
>>43291400Oh well. The rest of the school probably would have been uncomfortable with a mage-killer golem walking around, so maybe it's for the best.
>>43291400ahhh, we just talked him down as well. I was hoping we could have given him to your dragon seeing how valuable they are. Even a damaged on
>Tali goes and picks up The Price of Life. He stores it away with the rest of his stuff and goes into the next room with the others.>Inside is a table laden with artifacts."Hmm... only the second one is Ceer. Ah well, I'll just go ahead and-">Katherine holds her back."Tali. You helped out a lot and this is your first dungeon run. Pick an artifact. It's yours.">Tali thanks her and goes up to the artifacts. He examines them all with the Orange Orb.===Ah, Master. Good to hear from you again. Let us see...Bracers of Force. Any punch dealt with these braces on will deal force damage. Quite potent against things that resist magic.Lollipop of Eternity. This candy will never run out.Gun of the Lightning Lord. Amazing! A surviving shooting iron. This one fires lightning.Golden Band. An artifact that will make someone look 1.5x more attractive. It's quite pretty.Book of Mixed Spells. Each day this book has a new spell written within it. The spell is not translated.===
>>43291666Book of Mixed Spells is a trap right?
>>43291400Quick! Grab the price of life before Anita takes it. Also as many pieces of our friends possible.We can rebuild him. We have the technology.By which I mean Maolin can rebuild him and she is mostly comprised of said technology.
>>43291666Either the gun or the bracers.I wanna say the bracers because they're less likely to be taken away from you.
>>43291666Nab the gun. Lie like a motherfucker about what it does, if you have to. Also, grab the band if you can, that'll make a delightful gift for your dragon.
>>43291400Holy shit. What have we done?Tali... that golem... Oh god. Can we save it?
>>43291666GET THEE BACK, SATAN.That said, probably the golden band or the gun of the lightning lord.
>>43291666>Gun of the Lightning Lord.Tali, Shoot and Heal! Shoot and Heal!
>>43291666Golden band!Give it to Fael, and make her wear it!
>>43291666GET THAT SHOOTING IRON. I know an Elf who could use that, not you obviously.The book looks like a Ceer trap. The Bracers of Force might be useful for the fighters in Thorn, and you're not a fighter.The Lollipop is junk, but maybe Fuwa could use that?The Golden Band is useless, you can glamour yourself pretty any time, Tali.
>>43291666Golden band or Book.
>>43291666Definitely the lollipop for Fael.Or the gun, the gun is good too.
>>43291666>Lollipop of Eternity. This candy will never run out.
>>43291666>Gun of the Lightning Lord. Amazing! A surviving shooting iron. This one fires lightning.We need this for our new golems.Not weapon, infinite energy source.
>>43291400>Elf pride, world wideElf pride, world wide, good buddy.>Tali picks us upDamn it, Tali, we almost had an Iron Knight as a minion! A damaged knight, sure, but we could have fixed it!
>>43291666Take the bracers.
>>43291666I vote gun. We're already MAGNUM DONG, so we don't need to be more attractive. And we provide more spells per day than the book.Captcha, that's a fruitcake, not a donut.
>>43291666>Bracers of Force.Might be good. We did solve a big problem by punching a comfypire in the boob.>Lollipop of Eternity. Eh. Dragon might like it.>Gun of the Lightning Lord.Probably the best thing here. Point and click destruction magic.>Golden Band. We have glamor, useless>Book of Mixed Spells.>The spell is not translatedNo thank youGet the gun.
>>43291666well first tell the rest of your group what everything is so they don't pick something they thought was good only to find out it was crap.As for what to get... How true is the stereotype that elves are good shots? because if you can actually aim something the gun would be good at actually making you more offensive in fights.If not then grab the book or the golden band. Book would be useful band could make a good gift for someone.
>>43291666>>43291698It's not ceer, but I think magical spellbooks should be avoided on principalwe don't need to be constantly fighting for control of Tali's mindAside from that, the lolipop is OK but not terribly useful and bears Ceer risks, the gun might be good solely for it's trade value, and the band is useless to us but may be fun to give to the dragon.
>>43291666The bracelet would be good for the dragon, but the gun...as a healer, your job is to stay as far away from the front lines as possible. The gun will let you kill from a distance.
Rolled 17 (1d20)>>43291666GET OUR NEW FRIEND'S SOUL, TALI. DO ITWe can always get mroe annoying if need be.
guys, who says we are the ones wearing the golden band? give it to ceera, she becomes da bomb. give it to vaisi. give it to anyone we wanna fuck.
>>43291808>give it to anyone we wanna fuck.So you're saying we should give it to 99c?
>>43291666I think I know an Undine who would really appreciate that bracelet, Tali.
>>43291829if we're doing that might as well give her the gold band. What, it's proven that the prettier you are the easier it is to sell something.
>>43291867You calling her ugly?
>>43291716I.. I took it's soul so... Maybe? I'm sorry!>>43291726>>43291719>>43291741>>43291764>>43291781>>43291782>Tali picks up the gun. The others go about and begin sorting out the artifacts. There's a small chest nearby that has other, minor items. They begin diving the things up. In the end Tali gets 54 Alm, a Healing Potion, and The Gun of the Lightning Lord.>Katherine holds up the Lollipop."I think this is the only one that really has no value. You guys ready to roll?">She pulls out some dice."Roll?" Tali asks."To see who gets it. It's only fair.">Katherine rolls a 45.>Shara rolls an 80.>Anita rolls a 73.>Katherine hands the dice to tali."Just roll and see what you get out of 100."Well, orb. Let's see if you can give me some luck.
>>43291666Foolish knife ear! The real treasure is the table itself!
Rolled 36 (1d100)>>43291945
Rolled 49 (1d100)>>43291945La'Kest has already decided our fate.
Rolled 77 (1d100)>>43291945failure inc.
Rolled 92 (1d100)>>43291945
Rolled 96 (1d100)>>43291945Anita looks mad we scoped the gun. Kek.Also Rollan!
>>43291968We were doing BO3, right?
Rolled 51 (1d100)>>43291945Elf pride world wide!
Rolled 36 (1d100)Rolling staaaaaaaart.
Rolled 83 (1d100)>>43291945i forget how to roll
>>43291958>>43291961>>43291968well if we're doing the first to three we just barely won. If not then oh well.
>>43291983Her face when we break it apart for the lightning generator or something.
>>43291983Aw shit anon, That's a good roll if it isn't best of 3.
>>43292002If we're doing best of three, we lost. Shara rolled 80.
>>43292002oh wait never mind, didn't see the 80
>>43292044Maybe we should offer to fertilize her eggs in exchange for that lolipop
>>43292059You're not Tali, Tali never warns us of when she's writing.
That's not a warning, it's green.
>>43292059WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH LARRO
>>43292128Oh, you are right. It is green.>>43292059Who are you quoting?
>>43292136 Larro has done that several times before.
>>43292147shit wrong thread
>>43291983>Tali rolls some dice.>He gets a 96."Alright, congrats.">Katherine hands him the lollipop."Good work guys, let's go.">An exit materializes. The group steps through and finds themselves once more in the school.>Katherine pats Tali on the shoulder."You were amazing in there. We went through that dungeon much faster with you helping us. I said it before but we would really like you to join our club. You don't have to answer now so take a day and think about it.""I will.""Good. Now I have to go and put these up in the student store." She holds up the sack of items. "Goodbye, Tali.">She leaves with Shara following. The undine offers another quick apology before tagging alongside her classmate. Tali is about to leave himself when he hears someone call out his name.>Anita is there. She doesn't look please."Tali. Are you gonna use that gun?""Maybe..?""I think you should give it to me, Tali.""What? No way. I earned it.""Tali. We had a deal, remember? That gun is very rare and I want it."
>>43292147>Long story short>Did not condense the topic of block, just asked if it was possibleTry again man, if you add ALSS I ain't reading your block
>>43292169Stick the lolli in her gob.
>>43292169>"Tali. We had a deal, remember? That gun is very rare and I want it."Show her your magnum.
>>43292169Tell her we have to check if it's safe first before giving it to her.
>>43292169No, Tali. You EARNED that gun.If you're gonna give it away, give it someone that's not Anita. There's this Elf in Windcrest that really really likes guns and if she got one like that, I'd bet she'd be all over you. So, what do you say?
>>43292169I don't even remember what deal she's talking about, but she is dangerous and you should make her a slave to your dick
Rolled 3 (1d20)>>43292169Kiss her
>>43292169...well she did give us that wipe which did help us alot...eh sure. I mean we still go the candy thing and that golem soul... plus the two golems. Yeah she can have it. I mean it's not like that's the only artifact that we'll ever come across that would boast our attack. Plus we can still always learn some actual damaging spells at some point as well if we really wanted to.
>>43292205And by magnum, we mean your penis.
>>43292169It's a gift. For the dragon. The big, angry, scary one that you wanna ride.
>>43292169>Tali. We had a deal, remember?Actually, if I remember correctly our deal was "Sharing Information." under no circumstances did our deal say we had to give you artifacts we would be using or owned. >"Relax. I know and I want to work with you. You see, I'm hunting artifacts. What better way to find them than to work with the one searching for secrets? We can work together, you and I. Sharing information. What do you say?"So, Tali by the wording and letter of our deal, we are not breaking the contracted agreement by not giving her the Gun.
>>43292169Give? No. Trade!
>>43292169What was the deal again? In any case, might as well give it to her, your stupidity in there was inexcusable.
Rolled 13 (1d20)>>43292169Show us her eyes first. Last we saw her she was on the path to ceerification preeeeety damn hard, so we need to see that she'd not worsened any. Secondly, calm the fuck down, girl.Tali. Calm her down with tactical elf kissing action.
>>43292248Also, should she bring up the Whip, remind her that borrowing the Whip and showing her tits were sweeters to get you to agree to the information sharing, not a sign or agreement as part of any contract. If she asks you to return the whip, do so.
Rolled 18 (1d20)>>43292225>>43292169Tali, do it.
>>43292218probably the "do what I say or I'll reveal you" one
>>43292169Ugh, we do kind of owe her for lending us the whip.Well, if we do give her the gun we should at least trade it for whatever she picked out back there. Thats still a good deal for her.
>>43292169Fine. But only if she shows you her tits again, Tali.You've got a reputation to uphold here.
>>43292169No, the deal was to share information between you two, not artifact. Besides, the dragons are getting this.
>>43292431This.Tits or GTFO.By the way, what does Glamour!Tali's tits look like? Have you checked? GET US A MIRROR
>>43292169Tali, I hate to be an orange here, but be careful. Artifacts have a corrupting influence on their users, turning them into Ceers eventually. It may be possible that Anita is quickly approaching the limits of sanity in that regard. She already has Ceer eyes.
"No no no. The deal was that we would trade information. Not artifacts.""That's pretty much what I meant, though. So hand it over.""I'm not giving it to you.""I said give it!">She rushes him but Tali keeps the gun away. Anita is fierce but she lacks strength and even Tali is able to fend her off. He knocks her away, the artifact girl hitting the ground and rolling a bit. When she gets up Tali sees her eyes."Dammit Tali...""Anita..!">She grabs her visor and runs off. Tali is left alone near the gate.
>>43292542SHE'S A FUCKING CEER, TALI
>>43292542Oh ho hooChase that ceer catgirl-looking girl
>>43292542She definitely needs an infusion of syrup.>mfw captcha is waffles
Rolled 8 (1d20)>>43292542FIND HERSAVE HER
>>43292542Tali! Catch her you fool before she reveals your secret! Give her your giant gun!
>>43292566She ain't, but she's being turned into one. Quite advanced symptoms too
>>43292542Contact your usual buddies. You have a Ceer to contain.
>>43292542Dammit Anita, she didn't even get to finish the goal she was trying to collect artifacts for. She just went full on Greed Ceer. We need to save her Tali! She's our friend, even if she's flat and dumb.
>>43292542Well, this happens naturally when wearing and using Ceer artefacts for and extended period of time.Although it's progressing rather quickly, I wonder why she's so desperate.
>>43292542We really need to figure out how to fix that.
>>43292595Only one remedy: elemental infusion
>>43292542well now we need to find her and see what we can do to help before we have a repeat of what happened with your armless friend.
>>43292542She's gone. Turned into a Ceer and you have a new gun. Tali, you have two options now.Slay the beast.Lay the beast.
Rolled 14 (1d20)>>43292649>>43292542>Lay the beast
>>43292542Do you actually KNOW how to use the gun? It's not as simple as point at thing, thing dies.
>>43292616Didn't we get so lewd with Vaisi one time that we made her normal for a little bit?
>Tali chases after Anita.>She runs behind the school and out of Tali's sight.>When he does catch up with her she's breathing heavily and her eyes are back to normal."Oh. Hey there... Sorry about that.""Are you okay?""Yeah, yeah. I'm fine. Just lost control there for a second. All better now. I got this neat artifact that brings me back to life. It's definition of 'bringing me back' is rather ambiguous so if I start to slip too far it... Resets everything. Don't worry, I'm fine.""Are you sure..?""Yeah. I'm fine. I know I'd feel better though if you gave me your gun. Just saying."
>>43292542Well, now you know too Tali. She's turning into a Ceer. She says she's taking precautions, though.Go deliver the golems to 99c.
>>43292714"Show me your tits."
>>43292714....Well, is that why shes not concerned about turning into a Ceer?Interesting
>>43292714Tali, I'm no magical artifact abuse expert, but I'm preeeeeeetty sure that the gun wouldn't help her at all. But if she's so desperate for the gun, perhaps you can hatch a scheme to get her checked out and treated.
>>43292714No get her checked outThe Ceer must be pissed about her doing this
>>43292714Holy fuck, so this might not be the first time she's reset?
>>43292714Once again, stick the lolli in her gob.Give the golems to 99c. The Price of Life to Maolin.And finally: CHECK ON VAISI.
>>43292714>"Yeah. I'm fine. I know I'd feel better though if you gave me your gun. Just saying."Tali, she's asking for the magnum.
>>43292714Consider it if she comes clean with exactly what the fuck is happening to her and what she is doing to herself.Because that cannot be good for her long term.
>>43292714Tali, ask her how many times she's used her Ribbon. Also, tell her that she really needs help because turning into a Ceer sucks.Also, keep the gun. Tell her we'll give it to her when she goes on Artifact Detox.
>>43292704That was just because Vaisi is normally super lewd. It was like reminding her of herself.>>43292714How about this. Tell her she owns the gun but you get to borrow it from her until school is over.
>>43292714Take her to Ceera, but don't tell her where you're taking her.
>>43292753GIVE HER THE D!
>>43292714Trades.If we are just giving the gun to dragons, quantity > quality, especially for Dragon: The Lesser.
>>43292714Tali, Anita is just gonna keep hoarding artifacts and the person you once knew is gonna be gone forever. Don't feed her artifact abuse, in fact don't let her go on any more dungeon runs any more.And if you were curious on who that Elf was, she might be willing to drink your sap for that gun you got.
>>43292714You're turning into a Ceer, girl. Whatever is happening, it's not good for you.
>>43292714Doesn't that resurrection artifact have a limited number of uses? Her plan isn't sustainable. She needs to start coming down now or death/ceerdom is certain.
>>43292714So in order to prevent yourself from "getting worse"... you kill yourself? But if you wait too long, your resurrection "resets everything"?Anita, can you please repeat that to yourself and figure out if it sounds as crazy as I think it does?
Rolled 19 (1d20)>>43292778>>43292714Tali....Do it.
>>43292804I think her artifact considers her going full ceer "death" and that's why she doesn't care about it.
>>43292841Strange though, wouldnt Ceer Artifacts think of that as normal?
>>43292855Turning into a ceer involves killing the original soul and mind so it probably counts as a death
>>43292714look I know she really loves her artifacts but she seriously needs to separate herself from them for about a week or something. Because if she "almost" slipped this time, how long before she completely slips. Look at least tell her maybe she should join a second club that will let her get away from some of her artifacts, even if it's only for a few hours because what she's doing to herself now isn't going to have a happy ending.
>>43292714Orbs, scan her items.I'm very uncertain about this. She was even further along this time than before. If she's been resetting herself, then either it's not really helping in the long run, or she's been heavily overusing Ceer artifacts.Ask her to tell you why she's so desperate. This isn't normal carelessness or a case of simple greed. We might be willing to part with the gun, but only if she trusts us with that information.
>>43293045Her memory is probably damaged at this point
>>43292714>>43293045Scan yes.It would be nice to know her capabilities anyways.
"So... Every time you go too far into being a ceer you essentially die and are resurrected? And you let this happen willingly? Anita, do you see why this seems a bit... Extreme?""Ugh. I don't need you lecturing me. I said I have this under control.""What if one day you just completely lose it? What then?""That won't happen. Now, since it's clear you won't give me that sweet artifact I think I'll be on my way. I apologize for attacking you earlier.""Anita, seriously. If you mess up even once you'll die.""I won't mess up.""Anita. Come on. You need to ease up on this. Take up a new hobby. Join a different club. Something.""Seriously? Stop nagging me like you're my dad or some crap. Why do you even care so much?""I... I just don't want to see you go through what Vaisi did. It sucks and I don't want that to happen to you.""......" She looks away. "Fine. I'll 'go easy on it'. Only cause you look so stupid when you're all flustered and worried.""Really?""Yes, yes now stop nagging me, jeez. Not even the gun is worth all this hassle... Goodbye, Tali.">She waves and walks off....I really do hope she takes care of herself. I'm not sure I can call in all the favors required to make someone not a Ceer again.1/2
>>43293147Good job, knife ears. You made her blush.
>>43293147Now stick it in her pooper.
>>43293147I think she's starting to like you.
>>43293202All Ceer are sluts for the elf D.
>>43293147Good work, Knife Ears. She's probably not use to attention from guys and you're like the most available bachelor here.
>Tali takes the constructs out of his bag."Hello new master.""More like thief.""What can we do for you?""Well.... It's not really for me..."--->Tali is in front of the school gate. The two constructs follow behind, walking quickly to keep up with their much longer legged master.>Ninety-Nine Copper watches them approach, her head tilted slightly and a small look of confusion on her face."Ninety-Nine, hey." Tali says."Welcome, Tali." She looks at the constructs."Ah, right. Ninety-Nine these are Calliope and Melpomene. They're going to be working in the store with you from now on.">Calliope curtsies."Hello, Mistress. We are here to serve.""Hmph.">Ninety-Nine stares at them for a while before her face breaks into a big grin."Welcome to the Ninety-Nine Copper Store!"===End of Chapter 27===
>>43293259>one is telling the truth>one is lyingNo Hat girl is tsundere.
>>43293259Admit it, that whole thread was just because you wanted your waifu to have more of the spotlight.Anyway guys, we should consider switches classes. We talked about it while Larro was streaming yesterday, and it takes basically no effort to switch classes, and nothing really lost. So we should probably join one of the other two at some point, so our learning is more wellrounded and stuff. And also our social links.
>>43293304as long as we can still interact with 99c i dont care
>>43293304I wanna join root so we can cuddle with Fuwa 24/7.
That went on for a little longer than I anticipated! Still I hope you guys enjoyed it and thanks for reading. As usual the start time for the next chapter will be posted up on twitter.I think we have enough time up for a short Q&A with a character so pick one and we'll go. Last time was Fuwa.>>43293304You caught me. Even though she still didn't receive that much screen time. Shara got more scenes than her.
>>43293259Goddamn. 99c is so damn cute. We should hang out with her next thread. Maybe we can get Fael in on it, have 99c and Fael together. It'd be like a cutesplosion and you'd Hrrrrg~ until you explode.
>>43293346Let's go with the girl of the hour, SHARA
>>43293346Q&A with Fael!
>>43293259We may have put up with a lot of disappointment and bullshit from crazy artifact hoarding dames and horny insect people, but seeing that smile makes it all worth it.99c a best.
>>43293346Vaisi or Anita
>>43293346Vaisi Q&A while wearing the Little Death!How are you finding those 'panties'?
>>43293346Gotta go with Vaisi Little Death
>>43293304Tali hasn't even learned how to not die yet.
>>43293346We can't help it, Larro. Katherine is just so authoritative and busy with being important that she doesn't have time for a lollygagger like Tali.
>>43293401Who needs to learn that when he has artifacts that tell him how to do that. We tell him how to not die by things he does, and the cat thing tells him how to not drain his magic to death.
>>43293422We also frequently tell him to do things that lead to his almost inevitable death, so that's not very reliable.
>>43293304Never. I love Petal and Vaisi is here. It would be an extreme dick move to ditch her.
>>43293459Not lately. We seem to have a vested interest in helping Tali out properly lately. The meanest shit we've done is call Gears and Fuwa fat. We're losing our edge, boys. We're becoming more like Tali.
>>43293369Vaisi's got enough screen time to last her forever. She's also preoccupied at the moment. And occupied.We'll give the spotlight to someone who's only appeared three times so far"Hello. I will be taking any questions you have. This is my first time doing such a thing so I apologize if I fail."
>>43293497He ran straight at an Iron Knight that was trying to kill him, without even setting up any kind of a ward.
>>43293508How would Tali even fertilise your eggs?Hell, how do you normally go about it?
>>43293508Tali thinks you're a Lobster. Go tell him you're a Pistol Shrimp. Also, if you still want him to fertilize your eggs, we can pencil you in on wednesday between his Fuwa Nap and Giving Fael Headpads.
>>43293497We just spend 20 minutes making Tali touch us to a deadly golem for no reason.We -should- have a vested interest in Tali. Even just considering that we have already trained him to obey us a lot of the time, who knows what our next owner would do with us. We might end up just stuck in a dragon's horde for a millennium.
>>43293508Shara, do you have an exoskeleton or an endo-skeleton? Or both?What's your favorite thing about attending Minia Academy? What's your least favorite?What kind of cuisine do you like?
>>43293508What was the rune we encountered that turned you into a slutton for Tali? It looked like the love rune but with a dot in the middle and a curved line at the bottom.Can you also tell what the other unidentified runes are?
>>43293508Can your shell cast off to a more lewd appearance when you want to have your eggs fertilized?Also, will you keep Tali to their promise of fertilizing your eggs?
>>43293543>No reasonWe had a reason, that was to assimilate the deadly golem. Which was going well until the idiots broke it. >>43293533To be fair, it wasn't trying to kill him until after we touched it.
>>43293508Shara, how long does it take for your image to be drawn on electronic mediums?
>>43293508How many eggs are you giving to Tali to fertilize?
>>43293508Should Tali take responsibility?
>>43293508so how much do you remember from when you got cursed back there?
>>43293570It was idiotic. If we had failed, we would have broken tali. And even if we had succeeded, the golem was already mostly broken.
>>43293620It wasn't idiotic at all giving our track record with being touched to shit and making it like us. We could have fixed the Golem.
>>43293259Damn, the golems are waste now. Fuck.
>>43293638We were corrupting it.
>>43293663I think they were too small to be of use for anything really. And fragile too.
>>43293538"I suppose it would have been impossible considering she's a girl, human, and a girl. But normally I just lay my eggs and then a male comes by and... Well, fertilizes them.">>43293539"I can see how she would make that mistake. We look somewhat similar. Though, I am blue and much prettier than a lobster undine, in my opinion. And no. I will have to decline the offer due to incompatibility.">>43293544"It is an exoskeleton. See?My favorite thing is probably the students here. I've made quite a few friends since I joined. I honestly didn't expect that since my particular sub-race is usually not welcome into mixed environments. I've been pleasantly surprised. I do not really care for homework, however. I live in the school and attend these classes every day. What's the point in it?Anything crunchy and savory. The food of my own people is the best, of course.">>43293560"I have no idea. If I'd known what they were I wouldn't have stepped on them.">>43293569If my shell were removed I would die.">>43293580I don't understand.">>43293588"It would have been quite a few...">>43293599"I would have just left them somewhere. Alana will watch over them.">>43293604"All of it, sadly."
>>43293663>>43293642Don't fret, anons. Perhaps we can get a more advanced model down the line!
>>43293702>Anything crunchy and savory. The food of my own people is the best, of course.All Undine are CANNIBALS? I'd bet if you ate your own mother, you wouldn't even notice.
>>43293710Damn, you work fast Lime.
>>43293702Don't worry, I'm sure Tali would be happy to fertilize your eggs if you just asked him again.
>>43293693>>43293710golems don't have internal organs, gives more room.
>>43293702Oooh, cool shell patterns.
>>43293767They're not a fucking onahole.
>>43293702What kind of ingredients and cooking methods do your people use? Lots of veggies, meat, or certain exotic spices?
>>43293710As if you ever let the dildo's size stop you. Who needs organs anyway?
>>43293785That might not be what they were designed for, but it certainly is what they can be used as.
>>43293702How many kids do you think you've got out there?
>>43293797...Tali, canonically, has ten inches of magnum dong. So sayeth larro.
>>43293702Have you visited the Ninety-Nine Copper Store yet? It has all of the wonderful items you may need.It's also got two new cute employees. Also, what did you think of Tali's Dungeon Skills, is he good enough to do this regularly or is he too much of a noodle elf?
>>43293815I hear that he has to use lots of glamor magic to prevent people from noticing the bruises and broken furniture he leaves in his wake whenever he turns around.
>>43293702how do you feel about Tessa, Shara?
>>43293823Reported for advertising.
>>43293702Would Tali get in trouble for taking that Price of Life?
>>43293848Tessa a cute. CUTEAlso 99cAlso KuroAlso KatherinAlso SharaAlso most girlsbut not Lily.
>>43293888>but not Lily.But especially Lily.
>>43293737"We're not all cannibals. I do, however, enjoy shrimp. Just not shrimp undine. Normal non-sentient shrimp.">>43293755"As I said, impossible.">>43293782"Thank you. The more intricate the pattern the more attractive one is consider. Though, it's not as if I care for such a thing.">>43293790"Well, for myself I prefer my veggies raw and my meat cooked. I also enjoy charred bones. Not completely blackened but brittle enough that I can break into them and get the marrow. I'm not against raw meat but only certain kinds.">>43293811"Considering our astounding death rate perhaps a handful.">>43293823"I visited it once but I found the shopkeeper creepy. However, I have heard she's slightly less creepy and actually has some things. I'll drop by again.And her dungeon skills are pretty great. At least, she's very good at these puzzle based ones. I'd love to see what she does in combat.">>43293848"Soft and squishy. I bet I could beat her up. That rendition however is terrifying.">>43293885"What we find is ours."
>>43293702Just wondering, are you a pedophile?
>>43293925>"Considering our astounding death rate perhaps a handful."You're a mother, already? Did you name any of them?.
>>43293925Where do you rank in terms of strength in Thorn?What about in the school?
>>43293925Who do you like to hang out with the most? What's your opinion on the Vaisi incident and resolution of said incident?
>>43293932"No.">>43293949"I attended a few get-together with others of my kind. On some of them I released a few eggs to be fertilized by men of desirable traits. So, yes, I am a mother. I didn't name any of them. I just... Put them in the ocean and wished them the best. I'm sure some survived.">>43293993"I'm fairly powerful but that's mainly thanks to my armor and arm. I would still lose against Natalie. I think overall I'm at least in the top 5. If not top 3.">>43294010"I really enjoy spending time with Katherine. She's fun to talk to and we both enjoy Dungeon Diving a lot. She was my big sister when I joined and we've kind of hung out ever since then. Lyra's also really fun to be with.Also, my opinion on Vaisi... I don't know. I never really got too close to her when she was in the class. I know she wasn't in control of her actions. Still, I would keep a close eye on her for a while.""I think this is all I'll have time for. Goodbye guys. It was a pleasure speaking with you."
>>43293925>jaunting shrimpAww Yeah
>>43294019hope to see you again, sorry 4chan had a stroke half way through the Q&A