You limp over to the first yak, the taller one with the baton, and see right away that he's no longer breathing. Then you take out you cell phone and dial for base security. It rings thrice before you get an answer.“Security,” says a very, very disgusted voice, already anticipating “thirty puking marines” as the order of the shift.“Admiral Settle here. I just killed two Yakuza outside of the Administration building. Better send someone to pick them up.” You tap the “end call” button, lock your phone and pocket it again. It starts buzzing almost immediately, but you ignore it, pushing your pantleg aside with the swordtip to check the injury. It's a good gash, but doesn't look too deep - and it's bleeding slow, so it's not life-threatening. You limp over to the discarded other half of your cane - technically the sheath, you figure - and pick it up. You're still trying to slide it back together, the blade tip jittering wildly in your grasp when someone calls out. “Admiral?”You turn quickly, pivoting on your bad leg, blade whipping out into a high guard towards the shadows under the trees and bushes that line the lane. Slowly, cautiously, the speaker steps into the pissyellow light of the sodium lamps. You blink. You squint at her outfit. “Orange,” you say. Orange floats away through your brain, looking for something to connect with.“Admiral Settle..?” The dark-haired girls eyes widen as she takes in the tableau. “I heard a battle - I made best time...”You lower the sword slowly. “Sendai.” She nods. “Tis I.”
You remember something about her - she showed up a day or two ago, at most, right after the Battle. In all the commotion and aftermath... “Whatever.” You return to trying to sheath your weapon and manage on the fifth try, the blade whispering quietly as it slides into the steel-lined sheath. Not good for regular use, that, but fine for this thing. Sendai surveys the scene slowly. “Two at once?” “Yeah.” Your leg isn't hurting much - between the painkillers you knock down every morning for your thigh and the booze, you're pretty well medicated. Sendai takes in a deep breath, her dark eyes sparking even in the dim security lamp glow. As sirens begin to wail in the distance, she begins to bounce on her heels ever so slightly. She takes a slow, deep breath and meets your gaze steadily. She nods once, slowly and solemnly. “Allow me to bandage your wound, then.”She's halfway through wrapping your leg tightly in a long length of cotton she was carrying for some reason when the MPs show up, piling out of their humvee with enough guns to shoot Boondock Saints IV. “The fuck you think you're pointing that!?” you snap, popping off the tree you were leaning against. Sendai scuddles after you carrying the trailing bit of bandage like a bridal veil as you advance on the MPs. “Did you forget what an Admiral looks like, asshole?” “FREEZE!” one of them shouts, sighting down his M9. “HANDS BEHIND YOUR HEAD!”
>>43265535Wow that's fast Navyfag
FIRST>>43265535WHAT THE FUCK
>>43265535>Navyfag got first postSasuga /tg/
“WHEN HELL STARTS SELLING TIME-SHARES, FUCKWIT!” you roar, your voice rebounding from the darkened buildings and rolling down the landscaped lane. “I WAS ON NATIONAL TV AND YOU'RE TELLING ME TO ASSUME THE MOTHERFUCKING POSITION!?” The MP visibly pales for a moment. “G-get down on your knee-”“DO I LOOK LIKE A MARINE? DO I LOOK LIKE A GLASSBLOWIN MOTHERFUCKER TO YOU!?” Both MPs blink at that. “ANSWER ME, ANSWER ME OR SO HELP ME GOD I'LL GET YOU SENT TO AN ISLAND SO FUCKING TINY IT DIDN'T EXIST LAST YEAR!”“...Admiral Settle?” “NO!” you scream. “I'M THE KING OF COLON KINGDOM. COME OVER HERE SO I CAN KNIGHT YOU!” you snarl, raising your cane. They slowly lower their guns - and raise them again when they see the two bodies in the road. One of them grabs his shoulder mike and starts calling for backup.
You're fully bandaged and leaning on your cane with both hands, giving the first two a nice long hatefuck glare when the rest of the circus arrives. Things become one long string of questions after that, four of which you actually answer, and each of those exactly once. Phones start ringing and people start waking up. Half an hour later, you're in the base hospital again, a doctor stitching up your leg as you watch with moderate interest. He hasn't made eye contact with you since he suggested a Breathalyzer and you suggested he stuff it up his ass. “Well is it bad?” you ask. The needle pricks slightly, the thin medical thread itchy and slightly raspy as he pulls the wound together.“Not even that deep, nothing vital, no muscle damage to speak of,” he says nervously. “You got lucky.”You grump.
>>43265563Not fooling me, asshole.
>>43265555>>43265587This can only go well...I can imagine the headlines.
The opposite door slams open before a tidal wave of wrath, Goto stomping in after it. His weary, drawn face is lit with the hard, edged energy of a man running on sheer willpower. “I killed two Yakuza.”Goto's eyes widen and he barely wrenches his lips away from a grimace. “What *happened?*” “Two. Men. Attacked. Me. And. I. Killed. Them,” you say, hammering your fist into the crinkly paper on the hospital examination bed for punctuation. “Is this so fucking hard? Were the MPs unable to fucking enunciate this for you?” He narrows his eyes. “You're drunk.”“No SHIT, Sherlock,” you snap. The door bangs loudly again, making the doctor jump enough to prick your leg. Hate is standing by the bedside before the door's managed to hiss shut again. He sucks in a deep lungful of air, seeming to puff up like those spiny fish the locals eat... and pauses, his mouth adding to the likeness by opening and closing silently.“YOU-” he manages. “FuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuckinggodamnshitkickingcherrypickingdipfuckdumbasscockslutfudgepackingweevilbrainedtripleyankeedicksuckcolonvaccumingshitbaggrannygrapinassbanditocockjugglingthunderthighsFLESHY!” the knifehand is up now, and rising - “HEADED! MUTANT! MOTHER. FUCKERDON'TYOUHAVEAPHONEIVESEENYOURFUCKINGPHONEPLAYINGFUCKINGNETHACKONYOURFUCKINGPHONELIKETHEFUCKINGANNAPOLISNERDFUCKYOUAREBUTYOUCAN'TCALLFORAFUCKINGRIDEEVENWITHAMOTHERFUCKINGBULLSEYEPAINTEDONYOURWHITEFLESHYFUCKINGDINGLEBERRYERRYONEABOARDASSHOLEBECUASEYOU'REACOCKBLOCKING-” He gathers up the last of his air and flings it at you in one tight, dense ball as hard as he can - “OFFICER!” Then he turns and kind of glides out in a bubble of wrath.The doctor and Goto look at each other.“He mad,” you comment seriously.
>>43265555"SON TWO MOTHERFUCKERS JUST TRIED TO VENTILATE ME AND YOUR ARRESTING ME!"
>>43265626American Admiral Abandoned By Japanese and Forced to Kill 2 Yakuza with his sword cane?
>>43265636>He madI can'tI just can'tPffffhahgashahaha
The next person through the door is Arizona. Catching sight of you stops her like hitting a brick wall; her expression blanks, eyes widening as she takes in your injury and the stitches marching down it. You watch her sway slightly, tears growing at the corners of her eyes...... and then she crosses the room in long, sure strides, heading right for you, her eyes blazing and hot. The doctor has just tied the knot in the stitches and snipped off the excess when she shoves Goto aside as easily as a shower curtain - - and fetches you an open-handed blow across the chops hard enough to whip your head around. The sound of impact is still ringing in your ears, Arizona's labored breathing underlying it. >Express thine general sentiment![ ] I'm not a goddamned child. [ ] You're not my goddamned mother. [ ] You are out of goddamned line.
>>43265666Don't fucking start satan.
>>43265555AM I BEING DETAINED?I KNOW MY RIGHTS
>>43265636If base security was actually doing their job, and Force Protection actually took the job seriously, maybe this could have been prevented.
>>43265675>[X] You are out of goddamned line.
>>43265675>[ ] I'm not a goddamned child. NOBODY EXPECTED YAKS OUT OF NOWHERE, WE HANDLED IT WELL
>>43265675>[ ] You're not my goddamned mother.You're not my real mom!
>>43265675>[x]I'm not a goddamned child.
>>43265675>[ ] You are out of goddamned line.
>>43265675>[ ] You are out of goddamned line.Still a military.
>>43265675>[X] I'm not a goddamned child.
>>43265675>[x] You are out of goddamned line.She is a soldier and she stepped out of line.So far no Shoukaku though, maybe that bit of Zuikaku not being able to find her in that one torpedogirl bit might be more worrying than I thought.
>>43265675>[ ] I'm not a goddamned child.
Perfect, was just waiting for the next thread. Here's some Willie!
>>43265675>[x]I did a dumb
>>43265675>>[X] You are out of goddamned line.
>>43265675>[x] I fucked up, sorry.Now is not the time to piss off the angry battleship.
>>43265535Well done!>>43265675>[ ] I'm not a goddamned child. Settle's mom is still alive and you are not her Arizona.
>>43265675>[ ] I'm not a goddamned child. RESPHEKT MI ATHORITI
>>43265675>[x] "She also mad".
>>43265675>[ ] I'm not a goddamned child. Look, kid, I understand your sentiment, but... things happened. We couldn't have possibly foreseen it, yaknow?Also, what if they came for you first?>>43265679How's that going for you, blue falcon-san?
>>43265675>>43265745>>43265749theseseriously, this is what we keep her around to prevent.
>>43265675[x] I'm not a goddamned child.
>>[x] I'm not a goddamned child.Seems to be the most conciliatory.
>>43265740Pixelfag you are awesome!
>>43265675>[x] I'm too goddamned drunk for this
>>43265675>[X] You're not my goddamned mother. Whining that we aren't a child is pretty hilarious given how much we've been trying to treat her and other botes like children.
>>43265666Yes. Settle is not only drunk, but now he's drunk and riding more painkillers and an adrenaline crash.
>>43265659I was imagining more:"EVIL GAIGIN ATTACKS DEFENCELESS SOLDIERS. GETS A MEDAL FROM FILTHY GAIGIN COMMANDERS!">>43265740epic work
>>43265773we are drunk and waifu wars will get us killed at this rate.
>>43265675>[ ] You're not my goddamned mother. Is Settle technically a child by comparison to Arizona's age?
>>43265675>[ ] I'm not a goddamned child.AYYYZEEEE plz girl, plz. Settle a fucking fencer, and he handled YAKUZA AMBUSH with style.Just fucking grease his shoes or something.
>>43265675[X]I did something wrong and I'm sorry[X]Don't tell anyone I said that
>>43265636>“YOU-” he manages. “FuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuckinggodamnshitkickingcherrypickingdipfuckdumbasscockslutfudgepackingweevilbrainedtripleyankeedicksuckcolonvaccumingshitbaggrannygrapinassbanditocockjugglingthunderthighsFLESHY!” the knifehand is up now, and rising - “HEADED! MUTANT! MOTHER. FUCKERDON'TYOUHAVEAPHONEIVESEENYOURFUCKINGPHONEPLAYINGFUCKINGNETHACKONYOURFUCKINGPHONELIKETHEFUCKINGANNAPOLISNERDFUCKYOUAREBUTYOUCAN'TCALLFORAFUCKINGRIDEEVENWITHAMOTHERFUCKINGBULLSEYEPAINTEDONYOURWHITEFLESHYFUCKINGDINGLEBERRYERRYONEABOARDASSHOLEBECUASEYOU'REACOCKBLOCKING-” He gathers up the last of his air and flings it at you in one tight, dense ball as hard as he can - “OFFICER!”Aw, how sweet! He really does care!
>>43265636That was...Congrats, Planefag. You're the only person I've ever known actually make me feel like I'm being screamed at by a marine, purely through type.Now can I get a translation of that legendary spew of volcanic bile and vitriol?>>43265675>[x]...I deserved thatBut>[x] I am not a goddamned child
>>43265675>[ ] I'm not a goddamned child. >[ ] You're not my goddamned mother.
>>43265740Once more Pixelfag descended unto us from the heavens and delivered.And it was good.
>>43265626And for the clickbait sites: 5 Encounters that Show Crime Never Pays: You Won't Believe Number 2!
>>43265675>[ ] I'm not a goddamned child. >[ ] You are out of goddamned line.
>>43265769>Also, what if they came for you first?SHE HAS AN ARMOR BELT YOU FUCKING DINGUS.
>[X] I'm not a goddamned child
>>43265675>[ ] I'm not a goddamned child.>I'm just stupid sometimes
>>43265675>They started it
>I'm not a goddamned childBut we seem to be acting like one, what with not keeping a bodyguard close or phoning for an escort when we learned that Abyssals have started land operations.>You're not my goddamned motherNo, but someone needs to do the job, especially a bodyguard and whoever is handling Settle's personal security.>You are out of goddamned lineEh, Settle kind of needs it. Technically striking an officer, but since the hulls don't seem to actually have a rank, and are more like vehicles in terms of military law, it'd be hard to prosecute a vehicle for running over an officer.
>>43265675>[x] You're not my goddamned mother.
>>43265835How in the fuck was he supposed to expect two armed Yaks to attack him in the middle of a fucking Naval base.This is base securities fault, not his.
>>43265824Add a space wherever you think fits.
Dramatic recreation of the last two hours.
>>43265769Man what, Arizona could literally waste those two guys by just breathing too hard in their direction.
>>43265675[X] I'm not a goddamned child. I'm surprised that Sendai was first on scene.
>waiting for Shoukaku
>>43265675>[ ] I'm not a goddamned child.>>43265740Willie is bestest, toughest duaghteru.
>>43265555>inb4 Sendai now has a crush on Settle
>>43265675>say nothing>give the glare of a man whose rage has long since burnt over into numbness, so great the human mind can no longer even comprehend its existence, yet alone express it.
>>43265740You're too good for this place
>>43265860You're fucking stupid.
>>43265769Yes a baton and a knife will do SO MUCH AGAINST BB ARMOR DID YOU KNOW THAT JAPS STRAPPED BATONS AND KNIVES TO THEIR BOMBS TO MAKE THEM PENETRATE DEEPER?
>>43265675[x] Other: Yeah, I kind of deserved that. It was stupid, right now with Abyssals around.
>>43265675[x]I am so high right now
>>43265835BUT NOT AN ARMOR HEART
>>43265878>>43265835Guys, come on, I was just thinking about those yaks being actually COMPETENT.Worst-case scenario bullshit, yaknow?
>>43265555>As sirens begin to wail in the distance, she begins to bounce on her heels ever so slightlyDid Sendai's heart just go doki-doki?
>>43265675>[ ] I'm not a goddamned child.My personal opinion is that we kind of totally deserve that, but given the options presented are all varying flavors of "fuck you I did nothing wrong", I'm guessing we're still in a petulant pissy kind of mood, so it seems appropriate that our response is a flimsy denial of our actual state of mind.
>>43265824>Now can I get a translation of that legendary spew of volcanic bile and vitriol?But then it wouldn't sound like an actual marine!
>>43265871Goddamn it KTKM. Go back to playing with your Vita already.
>>43265675I'm going to go with "I'm sorry Ari, there wasn't time to do anything but try to survive. Which I did. Them, not so much". Hopefully the nickname will throw her off long enough for her to realize this time we really didn't do anything wrong.
>[X] I'm not a goddamned child.
[x] I'm not a goddamned child.
>>43265675Yes Slap the drunk who was on his way to get you.
>>43265675>[ ] How the fuck was I suppose to know I was going to be jumped!?
>>43265895Technically, no-one knows what the shipgirls are vulnerable to, while not wearing their rigs. They're still fleshy up until they go 'battle mode' and their squishy bits turn into person-looking steel and iron.So in theory, if they're caught by surprise, they could be killed as easily as any other girl.
>>43265675>[X] You're not my goddamned mother.
>>43265912The base wakes up to the sound of her guns?
>>43265933No, it would sound like an Officer instead!
>>43265675Hey look it's planefag artificially limiting our options of what to say so he can stir up shit. I wonder where I've seen THIS happen before?
>>43265521Whoa, so he killed one Yakuza with the hilt of his sword or something?
>>43265914SENDAI ROUTE UNLOCKED.
>>43265749>>43265745I understand you wanna be sensible, but Settle's not sensible right now.
>>43265740YESAlso, do recent events mean that is open season on yaks?
>>43265675[ ] OK, I deserved that. Do it again and you're beached, though.
>>43265969Settle gives no fucks
>>43265912Shipgirl > human It wouldn't have even been a contest. Remember that safety video we watched awhile back during the Corgi fiascor.
>>43265914>>43265975do you two know fishman, by any chance?
>>43265969A full range of options almost always results in Anon licking the feet of whoever they want to bone, without fail. Sometimes, you have to be saved from yourselves.
>>43265969Write-in is always an option.Admittedly, an option that anons very rarely take because they like railroads but don't want to admit it.Of course, in this specific case, a reasonable and rational response may not even be possible with all of the alcohol and pain medication in Settle's bloodstream.
>>43265984A simple "THEY STARTED IT" would suffice greatly here.
>>43265997>>43265964Precisely what I feared...Better to go Zatoichi than go BOOM BOOM BOULEVARD
>>43265993Willie's always cute not matter what.
>>43265675>[x] You are out of goddamned line.
>>43265675>[ ] You are out of goddamned line.But honestly, we probably should apologize
>>43266009I fully agree. In this case, be it Arizona, Shoukaku, Higgins or Iowa, being anything less than rebellious, angry and utterly without fucks to give would be out of character.
>>43265824>Now can I get a translation of that legendary spew of volcanic bile and vitriol?"You asshole, why didn't you call me, I was so worried about you but I can't just say that because I'm an angry tough manly Marine."
>>43265675>[X] You are out of goddamned line.>Not that you're wrong.
>>43266009I can stop Waifuing any time I want to. And shall if Keine-Clone enters the pictue.
VOTES PRETTY OVERWHELMINGLY CALLED
>>43265969I already posted the planefag list. You'll have to settle for smug anime girls.
>>43265997Shock and awe gets through to sailors and marines far better than the unvarnished truth. It IS possible to bone a shipgirl without worrying about getting your dick caught in her turbines, but it's a hell of a lot easier to avoid the resultant mess by telling the grunts that their man-tackle is in peril.>>43266009I still think, "I deserved that, but I am not a goddamn child!" is the best approach... I mean, I DID vote for it and even medicated, Settle should know he dun goof'd
>>43266022They don't even need to do that. Said video included kongo folding a flag pole in half to get to Goto. Imagine what she can do to a human being.No need for guns.
>[ ] You are out of goddamned line.As much as we like Arizona, there is still a line and she crossed it. It works out with Settle going all angry admiral because of the MPs as well
>>43265740Thank you based Pixelfag.Needs more "USE ALL OF THE OXYGEN IN YOUR MUSCLES" though.
>>43266057that looks more like Stoned Anime Girl tbh
>>43265835I looked at Scribbler's art again.So is Hate a butterbar still?
>>43266052>VOTES PRETTY OVERWHELMINGLY CALLEDYAK HUNTING WHEN
>>43266048Is this yaoi?
>>43266088Take off your Yaoi Goggles, KTKM.
>>43266050>I can stop Waifuing any time I wantThat's what they all say. Then BAM! Surprise intervention.
>>43265675>[ ] I'm not a goddamned child.She's out of line, but it's also understandable why she's mad. But she can't treat you like a child, or that she holds you as subordinate, you outrank her.
>>43265970A good hit to the bridge of the nose can do that.
>>43266098As soon as Harder and Sammie hear about the incident
>>43266109Settle has gone FULL UKE...Never go full uke...
>>43266098As soon as we can devote some paperwork to it.Which will be easy, since unlike assigning people to a Ship Girl Base, sending Military Intelligence against the Yakuza should be much easier.
>>43266118SHUT UP YOU TORPEDO-SLUT.
>>43266116Did someone say intervention?>www.youtube.com/watch?v=XnlicRdvxTA
>>43266118what is not Yaoi?
>>43266009As much as I'd like to say you're wrong, some people will turn anything into a waifuing opportunity.
>>43266146Did somebody call for Iku-nyan!
>>43266098>Abyssal Season!>Yak Season!>Abyssal Season!>Yak Season!>Abyssal Season!>Abyssal Season!>YAK SEASON! FIRE!
>>43266088>>43266102In the States, we prefer to call it "bromance".
>>43266187It's Guy Love. There's nothing gay about it.
>>43266187It's called Boy Love here.
Can we show Kitakami Top Gun?Or would that melt her.
>>43266158Whatever the torpedosluts do in bed.
>>43266126Oh god, Sammy's reaction...>GODDAMMIT I TOLD HIM THESE FUCKING ZIPPERHEADS WERE UP TO NO GOOD WHERE THE FUCK ARE THEY KEEPING HIM WONDER IF THEIR EYES'LL OPEN UP WHEN I'M PULLING THEIR BALLS OUT THEIR NOSTRILS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
>>43266187It ain't gay if it's underway~It's only queer if it's on the pier~
>>43266205Your sister would be a lot hotter if she wasn't so gay, KTKM. Just saiyan.
> I think I deserved thatBut>[ ] I'm not a goddamned child.Well, hopefully the slap did help sober Settle up.
>>43266187In the South we call it illegal.
>>43266122Pretty painful way to day.
>>43266178>Abyssal Season!no bully pls
>>43266235If it goes straight into the brain you pretty much just die.
>>43266209KTKM cannot be phased
>>43266202On the floor! And the table... and the bed... and the toilet... and the stairs... and the sidewalk... and... look, just send all your HAZMAT decontamination crews down here, all right? We're looking at a Super Mario Sunshine situation here.
>>43266235It's pretty much instant. Break the nose and shove it up into the brainy-meat.
[Brain washing attempt commence]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ai-9cfwWhSE
>>43266171NO! GOD NO
>>43266202Pic Related>>43266158>what is not Yaoi?Yuri
>>43266009No, sometimes we spaghetti so hard that we turn into a pasta singularity and spontaneously summon Italians
>>43266122YepTurns out there's apparently a nasty little chunk of bone there that a nose hit can break off into your brain at the right anglesBoom, you go from active man to brain damage in the frontal lobe
>>43266270... Hum. What is this supposed to be?
>>43266270Begone foul beast, in the name of the Fatherland!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pH-wFGFI0m8
>>43266211>Harder and Sammy Vanish from the base>Everyone's panicking>Sudden spike in cars transporting drugs exploding>Someone keeps raising the American flag over random buildings>Faeries doing commando raids on Yak safe houses>Naka gets drunktexts from harder ranting about the nips being no good dirty backstabbers attacking people they just awarded friendship medals to
>>43266256Those masks for faces they have on are the real terror.
>>43266171Which one are you?
>>43266259She's weak to kaitens.
>>43266302The music being played at your mother's funeral
>>43266269The reason a strike to the nose kills people (forcing the crista galli into the brain) should be pretty hard to do from the angle Settle hit that Yak
>>43266270Why must the Abyssal Admiral get all the best girls?
>>43266323The Blue Haired Uber-Lewd one with the tits.
>>43266209Try Brokeback Mountain. Either she goes full fujo and begins to attract the entire fly population of Japan or she cries then Ooi gives you a free trip to Valhalla.
>>43266270We'll get you a sword cane later.
>>43266323The lewdest one. Think super-soaker. That should remind you.
>>43266269Does that work on asians? they don't have a whole lot of nose to them?
>>43266302Light Cruiser Oni's Cyber Sander Sider?Cider?Am I even reading that right?
>>43266355... I'll be honest, I don't follow.
>>43266310Or litterally going full broforce on the Yazuka?
>>43266362Ah.It's Cyber Thunder Cider, a vocaloid song.
>>43266363Question, Mr Johnson. If I defect, will I get a Re-Class or Wo-class Waifu?
>>43266373Kamikaze torpedo. KTKM is a CLT that could fire upwards of 40 torps. Put it them together and that's a hell of a body count.
>>43266375>BroforceI'm surprised Sammy and Harder haven't played co-op of this yet.
>>43266373Kaitens are manned suicide torpedoes.
>>43266211THEY GONNA LEARN!
>>43266373Suicide torpedo. KTKM was fitted to carry them before the end of the war.
>>43266394I assume they are aiming for a Genestealer type of conversion.The one where you end up devoured by the Hive Fleet anyway.
>>43266363This was more amusing than it should be.
>>43266310>>43266211So what's Hornet doing during all of this?
>>43266395Ah. I thought it was one of those kamikaze midget submarines, wasn't really sure what connection she would've had with those.
>>43266421she never /actually/ carried them though.
>>43266310HAH! Okay, that's fucking awesome. I'll support anything that involves fairies and ESPECIALLY Yakuza getting BTFO by the above.>>43266400https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uk-87jzhVhsOh man that's put a smile on my fa->>43266355F-fuck you, /k/ripple...
>>43266373That's Kitakami contemplating a Kaiten suicide torpedo. She was converted into a delivery platform for Kaiten late in the war, before being sunk.
>>43266394You start with a Wo.
>>43266363Hoppou loves hats. Hoppou is wonderful.
>>43266441But will I get to fuck Wo or Re first?
>>43266444Seeing if semen can taste like coffee.
>>43266357oh. Aw hell.
>>43266363I will not fall for your Hoppou-filled lies, Abyssal.
>>43266444Exchanging towing lines with Hamp in bed.
>>43266373Near the end of the war, the japanese devised those suicide torpedos in similar fashion to the famous kamikaze planes.Kitakami was slated to use them.In the game, she mentions them. "Please don't make me use THAT" or such, so she gets fanart about it.
>>43266457Love you too, britbro.
>>43266461She survived the war and was scraped
>>43266471Most likely neither. You will merely become a meat puppet for the Hive Mind.
Arizona route confirmed destroyed
Okay, so, how are we going to separate the legitimate and illegitimate businesses of the Yakuza? Or actually, how to go after the legitimate parts of the Yakuza operations?We really do need to get the Public Security Intelligence Agency to cooperate.
>>43266498Ah. I'd assumed she met the same fate as most of the rest of the IJN - thanks for the correction.
>>43266511Hahaha as if, this is a flag if anything.
>>43266511Yandere Arizona route confirmed
>>43266495GOD DAMN SABER CLONES!TAKEUCHI GETS HIS WAY EVERYWHERE
>>43266457Anything that ruins KTKM's day is a good thing.I wonder if Crab could make a decent looking recreation of a Kaiten?
>>43266522Kill em all. No mercy.
>>43266522Do it like how they took down Al Capone.Then again, they might actually be paying taxes...Also>PSIA>competent
>>43266522We don't.We get Yamato to go on national nip TV to condemn the Yaks and to demand that they commit sudoku for their shamefur display.
>>43266444Hornet's part of the "Settlebox" alongside Arizona and Hate. They stay in a triangle formation around us, no less than a metre away from us at any time.Northampton acts as the cowcatcher, knocking away any obvious threats ahead of us, while Willie D follows behind us and scrubs any evidence of our existence away through her aura of fuckup/destruction.
>>43266511You underestimate /tg/'s ability to waifu young padowan.Captcha: select the donuts.
>>43266539You mean Yandarizona
>>43266543Why would you want to do that? The Kaiten were abominations of engineering.
Thank you, waifufags, I love you for the salt you generate so effortlessly.
>>43266543Are you asking for Ooi to murder you?
>>43266522It's pretty much impossible to destroy the Yakuza at this point, they are so deeply entrenched in Japanese business and culture.We can probably make them have second thoughts about interfering in our business though.
>>43266557>BREAKING NEWS, GAIJIN CIA CAPTURE GRORIOUS BATTRESHIP YAMATO AND BRAINWASH HER AGAINST JAPANESE PRIDE
>>43266543Jesus dude do you make fun of the people that annoy you by bringing their taxidermed grandma to use as a hand puppet?
>>43266561DID SOMEONE SAY DONUTS DESS!?!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ERy1C-mFL7Q
>>43266188Shipgirls und Mobile Suits when
>>43266500Are you sure? because seaport-hime has been making eyes at me all night and I think she wants my Cargo Ship
>>43266543Are you the same person that wanted to murder Willie?
>>43266574All ya gotta do is make a shell that looks like a Kaiten.And for extra trauma, maybe a thing inside of it that taps it so it makes that sound what like the sailors made when Arizona sunk.Y'know, for fun!
>>43266333Meh. Writer agency. Though I am glad I an not the only one who kinda thinks that is bullshit.
>>43266651Look man, you want to try fucking the abomination against Man and God? Go ahead. I'll be over there. Away from the splash zone. >>43266660... Is that you Satan?
>>43266658Where the fuck is that gif from?
KTKM is for loving, not abusing.
>>43266698Dunno. I saved it off /k/ years ago.
>>43266698Iraq back during the US occupation. I recall this being taken from a video clip of some private security contractors fucking with each other.
I'm starting to think there's just one guy, fishing for the chance to make anon do the dumbest shit possible.
>>43266333You say that like the Yak would have let himself be taken alive
>>43266704KTKM is a fucking shit and a horrible fucking person to boot. AS with most IJN ships, she was fucking useless in the actual war and because muh lesbians in KC she's popular even though she's a fucking emotionless bitch and ooi is a fucking shit cherry on top of the shit pie that is Kitakami.
>>43266704You mean ruthlessly pawning in video games, that old hag thinks she can play! pffffttt.
>>43266740That one that tried to recruit Naka did.Kinda of want to know what happen to him with Goto...
>>43266698some mercenaries in a helicopter trolling a different group of mercenaries during the occupation of iraq
>>43266734Yes. He's called the human capacity for stupidity when in numbers higher than 4.
>>43266734Decu is at work.
>>43266743Serious bait, mate.
>>43266740These guys are criminals, most criminals don't actually want to die
>>43266762There's a reason humans operate most effectively in groups of 3
>>43266743She's popular because preemptive torpedos are extremely useful.
>>43266773Most people don't want to die, as a general rule.
>>43266767Ok, the missiles under her dress is awesome.
>>43266646>mfw capital ships are really good in G-Gen
You slice your gaze back onto Arizona with a sharpness that makes her angry visage falter. “Who the *hell* do you think I am, Arizona?” you ask quietly. The alcohol is still burning in your system, fuzzing the room, but the sharp electric pulse of the adrenaline is still with you too, your blood still thundering hot through your limbs. “Do I look like a god damned child to you?”Her lips part slightly angry tears still trickling down her cheeks. She holds her hands up and turns an imaginary wheel, then pokes you in the chest, hard, and makes a hooking motion in air with her pinky finger. “What? A ride? So I felt like fucking walking, is that a mistake?” She makes the hook motion in the air twice more, her mouth twisting between a frown and a sob.
>>43266776Source please.No seriously, that sounds like an interesting study, and I want to read the report.
Hoppo may be cute but she's an Abyssal....and wouldn't let me take her home..So! Have quadruple cuteness!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QnlEg-BSHD8
>>43266574Becasue if it hurts KTKM (or any other IJN ship) I'm all fucking for it. Fucking useless fucking Nipnongs and they goddamn honor bullshit and their fucking bullying and their nationalist confrontationlsit bullshit just give the shipgirls over to the USN and let them actually be used and deployed and fucknig useful instead of LOL SO QUIRKY KONGOU DESS and MUH YAMOTO DAMASHI and MUH KTKM and MUH FUCKING USELESS WAAAAAH LEMME CRY SOME MORE NAKA FUCK YOU 2-4-11 2-4-11 2-4-11
>>43266734yes, his name is planefag !!0ZviLFh59My
>>43266812... Do you need a moment?
Have a Hood.
>>43266798>makes a hooking motion in air with her pinky finger.Is Ari implying that Settle just got b8ed?
>>43266812Jesus, don't pop a blood vessel.
I wonder...If Naka is really split between herself and Light Cruiser Oni to the point where she thinks it's affecting her personality, wonder if that works in reverse too?
>>43266812Geez, I was just messing around with the Kaiten idea, anon.Are you feeling alright?
>>43266773But they are honorabru Nippon criminals, and I think they don't like being taken alive, especially if they are part of the uber-nationalists.
>>43266812Jesus christ dude go smoke some pot or something.
>>43266812So... why, exactly, are you even reading this thread if you so clearly hate everything about KanColle?
>>43266832Yes. Yes he does. Sadly, what he needs and what he wants are different things.
>>43266839Probably.It's also probably less than it affects Naka. Because it's easier to hate and be angry than anything else.
>>43266363>Hoppou dancing with DesDiv6
“Promised?”She nods once, and stomps her foot - Goto winces as the tile cracks. “So what? Want me to promise not to lose your good tupperware? Promise not to stay up past nine? Promise to brush my fucking TEETH?” you snap. “Naka came in and wanted to chitchat and she brought a bottle so I got drunk. Listening to my people's my goddamned job. I felt like thinking, I went for a fucking WALK. If I want to go for a damn walk, Arizona, I go for one. And I don't need you or HIM-” you jab your finger at Goto, “or that FUCKING PRIMA DONNA MARINE-” you bellow this at the door with your hands cupped around your mouth - “to hold my fucking hand!” Arizona's expression quavers - then crumples. You see her closing her eyes, mouth finally collapsing into a frown as she turns from you, the first stifled sob escaping her halfway to the door. A pang of guilt surfaces in your chest, but it fades quickly - you're mad, mad, MAD, and it's not going anywhere fast, not tonight, not now.
>>43266812This is poor quality bait.
>>43266859There's american ships and he was hoping for americawank I presume.
>>43266817TONIGHT, DEFENDING HIS TITLE AS THE NUMBER ONE SHIT POSTER IN ESS DUBYA QUEUE, THE GREEK QM WITH UNPAID DEBNTS, AND HIS NAME IS planefag !!0ZviLFh59My
>>43266812This is low quality trolling, anon.
>>43266837No, I think she's trying to remind Settle that he made a promise to call for her and a ride, which he promptly broke.
“Settle-” “Goto, stow it,” you snap. “I'm drunk and angry and I can't promise I won't bite your head off too.”“Before or after you fuck me?” The doctor decides to leave the fucking room at this point, snatching up his clipboard and dashing out the door. “Like a praying mantis?” “Or those sexy assassins in all the manga.”“You read that trash?” “Only far enough to find tits, then I show it to the midshipman I caught with it and stare till he shakes.” You grit your teeth and pinch the bridge of your nose, sighing miserably. “Stop being so humane, asshole.”“Go home and sleep it off, asshole.” And eventually, you take his advice. ----Morning is HELL. You manage to pry the back off your smartphone and toss the battery away, a process requiring only gross motor skills. Since you're already up, you feel your way to the little kitchenette and shake some fish food in the general direction of the fishbowl, where the blurry shape of your dogfish darts to the top to chase the sinking bits. That reminds you of the cane, and then the sword and then the whole fucking mess and your head hurts too much to think about that right now so you crawl back to bed and sleep.You were hurt.You were wounded.Fuck them all - this is your day off. You're an Admiral now. A hero, they said. Can't they give you a day off? Can't you rest?Just for one fucking day.... rest....That's about when someone splashes a big glass of water on your face. [ ] RAMMING SPEED [BUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUM][ ] DIVE UNDER THE LAYER AND RIG FOR SILENT RUNNING[ ] CRAZY IVAN CRAZY IVAN
>>43266572>Yandarizona>St. Lewdie>Hornyet>>43266605I went and looked up Ari's christening. Ari was launched right in the middle of Prohibition when alchohol was basically haram. Normally ships are launched with champaign or something similar but there was a lot of resistance to this at the time. So while a bottle of wine was presented they also had a bottle of the first water to pass over Roosevelt Dam. In the end they decided to use both at the ceremony.TLDR in this picture Arizona is wearing nothing but a wet American flag with wine running down her everything.And you just know she's going to walk into Settle's office one day and find her framed photo on his desk.
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>>43266877Fucking knew it planefag wants tears and figures he'll just take the low road and make us snap at somebody and naturally we're not allowed to do anythnig but choose between three arbitrary fucking choices that he's already decided how to interpret so no matter what actual choices we pick it's all fucking leading down the same fucking road because GOTTA GE THEM TEARS RIGHT AMIRITE PLANEFAG DRINKS ANON TEARS SO FAHNY SO EPIK XD XD XD
>>43266913>[ ] CRAZY IVAN CRAZY IVAN
>>43266913>[ ] RAMMING SPEED [BUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUM]
>>43266913>[ ] RAMMING SPEED [BUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUM]Maybe the CNO needs to come down on Settle with both feet now.
>>43266913>[x] DIVE UNDER THE LAYER AND RIG FOR SILENT RUNNINGNO, NOT THE KONGO!ANYTHING BUT KONGO.
>>43266913>[ ] CRAZY IVAN CRAZY IVANI don't know what this means, but it sounds like it'd be funniest.
>>43266913>[X] DIVE UNDER THE LAYER AND RIG FOR SILENT RUNNING
>>43266913>RAMMING SPEED [BUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUM]Fuck the torpedoes!
>>43266941Jesus fucking Christ man, calm your ass down.
>>43266913>[ ] CRAZY IVAN CRAZY IVANnever not crazy ivan
>>43266913>[ ] DIVE UNDER THE LAYER AND RIG FOR SILENT RUNNINGI only have a vague idea of what each of these mean so I'll try and go with the one that won't get us into more trouble.
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>>43266913>[ ] DIVE UNDER THE LAYER AND RIG FOR SILENT RUNNINGYOU CAN'T SEE ME>>43266875Kirie is best himouto.
>>43266913>>[X] CRAZY IVAN CRAZY IVAN
>>43266913>>43266946+1 one fuck the CRAZYLOLRANDOM, just nobody in particular "why?"
>>43266913>[ ] CRAZY IVAN CRAZY IVAN>>43266941>waifufagsscorned.jpg
>>43266929not really, considering anon just fucking knocked Arizona out of the runningGOOD JOB IDIOTS
>>43266976He's not really wrong though.
>>43266877On one hand, I feel bad for putting Arizona through that.On the other hand, we it's kinda out-there to be chastised for no expecting to be attacked by YAKUZA when going out for a walk.>>43266913>[x] DIVE UNDER THE LAYER AND RIG FOR SILENT RUNNINGWE VANISH RIKE MASTER NINJA
>>43266913> [ ] I have not yet begun to be upset!
>>43266913Jeez with that image title deme you should have just used this.
>>43266913>[X] CRAZY IVAN CRAZY IVAN
>>43266941it's gonna be ok, bae
>>43266941How else do you want a drunk man with pain medication to act? Reasonable? When there is no goddamn medical reason for him to be rational at the time?
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>>43266913>[X] DIVE UNDER THE LAYER AND RIG FOR SILENT RUNNINGFUCK YOU KONGOU, EVEN IF IT ISN'T YOUR FAULT
>>43266913>writeinET TU BRUTE
>>43266993Kek. This is just planefag stirring shit. Nobody's out of the running yet.
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>>43266993You're assuming a bit much considering that'd get in the way of the tear harvest. With this quest, always assume things are being done to optimize that sort of thing.>>43266913>[x] DIVE UNDER THE LAYER AND RIG FOR SILENT RUNNING
>>43266913>other"NO GIRLS ALLOWED."
>>43266976No piss off i'm fucking sick of planefag's ridiculous attempts at 'questing' because literally half the time all our choices all lead to the same result OR because we didn't autisticly note EVERY LITTLE FUCKIN DETAIL IN EVERY FUCKING POST we get COMPLETELY SHAFTED 30 threads later and there's nothing we can do because "lol shoulda paid attention dummy".
>>43266993>>43266941You guys need a good shot of grape juice.
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>>43266913>[X] DIVE UNDER THE LAYER AND RIG FOR SILENT RUNNINGMaybe they'll be satisfied once they drop all their depth charges and go away.
>>43266941Jesus Christ anon it's words on a computerI know we get invested in this shit but goddamn
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>>43266941... No, it's called being consistent and faithful to character.>>43266913>>[X] DIVE UNDER THE LAYER AND RIG FOR SILENT RUNNINGThis seems like a good time to just bunker down under the sheets and wait out the enemy.>>43266993Wow. I can't even enjoy your pointless panic. Fuck this day. >>43267049We're reaching Dead Sea levels of salinity.
>>43266997It's also what he should've seen coming from a mile away.planefag realizes how badly he fumbled the waifu wars in SWQ. Not because they were so shitstormy, but because he made the shitstorms end too soon.That's not going to happen a second time.
>>43266557>sudokuI am confident/hopeful that was not the word you were actually looking for.
>snap at the person waking you upYou fuckers really just have no god damn clue what you're doingWhat if that's Hornet, or Willie, or even Arizona?You guys are just fucking DETERMINED to fuck up, and then blame it on other people.Fucking shitlords.
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>>43267049....Can I lick your rage tears?
>>43266946This is our life now
>>43267002>it's kinda out-there to be chastised for no expecting to be attacked by YAKUZA when going out for a walk.Yeah, but if I recall, the CNO, later on Admiral Thomas, both told Settle to have a bodyguard with him. Or was it the CNO and Goto?Got no one to blame but himself if he's told by two high-ranking officers to keep a bodyguard with him, then the assassins who were waiting for an opening strike when he sends her away.
>>43267049This is literally what he wants you fucking retard. Leave the quest if you can't accept this.
>>43266913It's Sendai ain't it. Tell her to git.
>>43267057At some point people running around like headless chickens is no longer amusing. This is one of those times.
>>43267049I think you need to take a nap.
>>43267049Such salt, much wow
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>>43266993It's for your own good.Houshou will soon be the new waifu.
>>43266993Dude.Go read SWQ.Look at all the shit we put Minna through.We fucking SHOT AT HER and still ended up with her.You think Planefag's gonna lock us out of the Ari route for a broken promise and a shouting match?
>>43267045So it's ok for him to run a shit fucking quest that bounces back and forth and literlaly nothing ever gets resolved til the end becasue "planefag needs tears'? It's ok for him to run a quest designed to simply get his analpain quotient for the week?Fucking quest threads and the fucking pissdrinking footworshiping cockgobbling retards that inhabit them. This is a fucking cult of personality at this point jesus.
>>43267078Dude, it's an old 4chan joke about mispronouncing seppuku.
>>43267049This is the ENTIRE POINT OF THE QUEST. If you don't like it, pack it up and read Merc's hugbox piece of shit, or one of the quests on SB.
>>43267076Pretty much. So we can probably expect some good times for Shokaku people, then Settle will manage to piss HER off somehow, etc etc maybe once more before things settle down.
>>43267049You've surpassed the Bonneville Salt Flats in terms of salt concentrationCool the fuck down
Arizona is probably feeling like shit too since she is supposed to be the bodyguard.
>>43267049Dude, like, I bitched about this very thing in That One Thread but you're being incredibly salty right now.
>>43267124We got railroaded pretty hard into that.
>>43267123For once you and I agree on something.Mumboat best boat. At least unless Langley shows up.
>>43267123MILFboat is almost best boat.
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>>43267049Congratulations, you've turned my phone into a salt shaker and it's delicious.
So I have a question, why does planefag only give waifu options with big tits? What about flat girls?
>>43267078This newfag. Holy shit.
>>43267079>People wake you up by splashing you with water>Are angry that we snap at the personIs this even real life?
>>43267129>implying it ever wasn't
>>43267157And we got railroaded pretty hard into this.
>>43267049Salty arn't ya tonight?>>43266913[ ] DIVE UNDER THE LAYER AND RIG FOR SILENT RUNNING
>>43267176Flat girls are for pedos. I'm sorry that you had to find out this way.
>>43266913[X] RAMMING SPEED [BUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUM]WHO DARES DISTURB THE GREAT AND POWERFUL SETTLE?!?!?!
>>43267132>Sb don't you fucking get me started on THAT fucking shitpool cesspit of a fucknig mess half of this fucking shit is because these hugboxing bandwagoning fuckwittles decided to come over and shove their fucking circlejerking bullshit into all of this holy fuck do NOT get me started on my sheer unadulterated anger at that place.
>>43267176>What about flat girls?Those are boys.
>>43267158>>43267159I'm actually writing something houshou related, it will be ready for Wednesday.
>>43267179Not everybody is as fucking retarded as you dipshit.
>>43267132Man. You like S&M?
>>43267157>We got railroaded pretty hard into that.I have no problem railroading pretty hard into Minna.
>>43267192>flat girls are for pedosLRD pls fuck off back to /a/.
>>43266997Yeah for a mix of reasons. Only time will tell if he proves /qtg/ right or not.>>43267076Indeed, and for that this story may very well end in flames.>>43267079Planefag has his bait options, including the classic "Crazy Ivan">>43267129I never said I agreed with it. Far from it, but it's not like he's gonna stop.Btw good job giving him his week's quota.
>>43267207That is a nipple.
>>43267199'bout fuckin' time Crix it's been like what over a month now?
>>43267132What's wrong with Merc's stuff?
>>43267195You need to quit this for your own health
>>43267195I presume you got kicked off for being a kiddie toucher eh?
>>43266993So we apologize. Planefag gave us three dickish choices because we were drunk and dickish choices were all we had. We did promise to call her -- and we ought to have done so even if we were going to walk. We fucked up there. So we own up to our mistake, explain what we were thinking, and move on. Regardless of whether we're going romantic or platonic with Arizona we broke our word and we owe her a real apology.
Settle stahpif you keep this up you'll cause a tantrum spiral
>>43267226I am an unoriginal hack who shamelessly recycles characters, of course.
>>43267232The sane answer.... Might want to wait until the hangover is gone, though.
>>43267223Technically, it's an areola
>>43267226Nothing. He just tends to be really upbeat. Some people hate happiness so...
>>43267227So it's ok for literal drama divas like fucking bentus "i had a shit week so it's ok for me to shitpost a thread with my useless roleplaying", or maybe Feelthy "I'll shitpost 4chan all i want but don't you dare come into SB and do the same" is mroe your style.
>>43267176You're implying Ari or Shoukaku are particularly stacked; they're not.
>>43267241I love you dude but you really do.
>>43267223No that's the front clasp of an undone pink bra.
>>43267049The funny thing is a lot of those "same result" choices came to a head this past two threads - they were mostly about characterizing Settle. And what Anon has built up over the course of many threads is a man devoted to his duty, a man who is sensible and disciplined, but who's devotion to "doing the right thing" goes a little further than just faithfully discharging his duty. As Naka said, he's a castle, weathering a storm... and tonight, when he was drunk, after everything about Naka and Hate and Shigure and even Arizona had finally come to a head and he was forced to contemplate how powerless he was head-on, the final ounce of pressure was applied, and he cracked.And what came out left those two Yakuza dead on the ground in under a minute. That was your choices, coming to a head.And it turned out to be a thunderhead.
>>43267226See >>43267241. Merc has been running mostly the same quest over and over again since VMQ2 blew up.
>>43267130I am aware...that doesn't prevent me from lightly mocking it pretty much every time.
>Arizona has left the base
Continued from last thread...>>43264092Two thugs got onto a military base wearing uniforms and tried to assassinate a U.S.N. flag officer.Skulls will roll like bowling balls, assholes will be reamed with rusty torture implements, and wrothful screams of blood and thunder will echo across the isles of Japan as the very heavens themselves crack asunder to rain hellfire and damnation on the miserable fools who thought this was a good idea.And if we happen to find they were connected to some ultranationalist dieticians? Well, the ladies of Yokosuka are likely to be unhappy, and likely to spread it around.And naval artillery makes for some very big shovels...>>43264178Angry, yes, but also more than a little happy.These two dumbfucks just designated themselves to be his stress relief.>>43264584There is one thing that would make it worse, and that's if the Emperor publicly agreed with her.>>43264636Variable, Japanese place a lot of value on that sort of thing. Back during the tsunami, various government agencies were trying to stick each other with the blame for things going to shit, right up until the emperor expressed concern, at which point everyone was falling over themselves Note that I'm not being metaphorical here, the Emperor's statement was literally a calm, polite expression of concern, and everyone reacted like boot camp graduates subjected to a sergeant doing his best impression of a howler monkey.>>43264788*snerk*>>43265045...GIBBS! THERE'S A WISEASS OVER HERE IN NEED OF YOUR PIMP HAND!>>43265240>They also can't learn the STOP REPLYING lesson either.Since when has *anyone*?
>>43267241I think it's more that there is never any risk in your quests. Falynn surviving or when Amy got shot down but got off Scot free, etc.
>>43267257Shou's got a pretty decent chest, Ari is smaller but she's got ass instead.
>>43267241Kind of wish you put more character build up for Roy. Then again, people vote for acceptance too quickly.
>>43267241What quest(s) do you run?Kinda wanna check em out
>>43267257I figure they would be above average. Shoukaku is probably bigger than Ari, Ari is maybe a c? So not huge, but still unusually big.
>>43267225I had a nuinui chapter like.. 2 week ago leave me alone
>>43267274Question: How fucked are we when our boss finds out about this?
>>43267256Well nobody is stopping you from shit posting on SB and SV. Plus delta green has always been a annoying little shit that can stop acting like a autistic little dog fucker anyway. Go ahead. Make his bad day worse.
>>43267241You really do need some variety in your character types. It just gets stale when you can predict everything they do based on a previous quest.
>>43267307He's running one right nowJust follow the suptg links from there
>>43267233No, no. This is no mere tantrum spiral.This is more like the time that Toady put skeletons in an arena to test out the new necromancy features. It was all fun and games until one skeleton got his teeth knocked out. Because of buggy code the loose teeth turned into skulls, skulls that proceeded to attack anything and everything. Cue more loose teeth, and more skulls, and more teeth until the entire arena is a boiling pot of toothless skulls.Only replace the skulls with salt.
>>43267274Sad part of it is, he'll do it all over again.I mean what can he do except swin against the current?
>>43267297>>43267265>>43267285I think it's that I succumb to the pitfall of liking my characters too much to kill them or let them lie. It's like shooting puppies. It's not an easy thing to do!
>>43267315Oh yeah...I forgot about you writing about best girl.
>>43267320I kinda wish someone would, because he's being especially stupid on SB right now.
>>43267204>gets shit on>"Please sir, can I have another?"Like I said: Is this even real life?
>>43267318That we yelled at Arizona or that we killed two Yakuza?The former, maybe. The latter for sure, but he won't care beyond making us have a bodyguard.
>>43267318We'll get a medal for killing people and an injury in the line of duty.
Good job anons, you broke Arizona worse than any 16" AP bomb ever could.
>>43267343It's just jarring when all your quests are Combat oriented. Too each their own though.
>>43267340Get eaten by carp? Now that I think about it though... If Settle is playing Dwarf Fortress, it's future dorfs from 2018.So skynet basically, but with tantrum spirals.
>>43266913>[x] CRAZY IVAN CRAZY IVANTHERE IS ONLY ONE CORRECT COURSE OF ACTIONTHIS ISN'T IT, BUT LET'S GO WITH IT ANYWAY!
>>43266202Oh I bet Iku came alright.
>>43267360>>43267318Well, Greenert DID tell us to appoint a secretary
>>43267343All you have to do is change the damn names. Authors copy characters all the time with minor changes. That's why I can actually read your Kancolle quest. Sure all your players "oh lol it's just Cole again" but as long as the name isn't in the main work, I can ignore.
>>43267343Okay to be fair, Ghost and Planefag aren't exactly killing their main characters left and right either.
>>43267309>>43267301Yeah and his tendency for waifus in other things have generally been "above average" (Keine, Minna, Trude)>>43267285Not true, and his character reuse is sort of endearing; hell thats' the main appeal of his KCQ: Seeing who he'll use for what.His real issue is his fetish for the dice.
>>43267360Wait, shit. I fucked up.Bottom line is, not very fucked.But whoever is in charge of base security? Oh yeah, his asshole will never be the same.
>>43267343That's kind of a problem, but there's kid gloves but in the case of Faylynn which you made by design a shitty character (in terms of stats) that was kind of bad for your part.
>>43267343Maybe stop reusing the same characters every time and you'd actually allow some fucking plot and character development to take place!
>>43267374You are seriously overreacting to this.
>>43267398Presumably, that would be... Hate.And his JMSDF opposite number.
>>43267403damn fucking straight im fucknig adorable im the dumb downs puppy you cant help but pity cuz all it knows how to do is headbutt you. Hope you managed to get off this time, i did sorta ruin your shitpost boner last we talked.
>>43267430r u ok
>>43267386We did, Naka
>>43267438I don't think you posted it the last thread!
>>43267274A few thoughts. First, a United States Navy admiral was almost assassinated in the middle of what is supposed to be one of the most secure military facilities known to human kind. So Settle's issues are going to be buried under the massive rain of shit that is going to come down on every person who must have fucked up (and there must have been more than a few) so bad that two armed men made it that far into the base. Settle is replaceable. What if they'd ambushed and killed, say, Yamato. Or Arizona for that matter. The former would have cause the downfall of the Japenese government, the latter might have started another war. Honestly, Settle killing both of them was a pretty good outcome. Second, if they were coming for Settle specifically, how the FUCK did they no where he was? If they weren't coming for Settle, then who was the target?Third, we need to agree to have Arizona stuck to us like glue, 24/7. It's clear the base is not secure, and until it is we have to assume we're in danger at any time. Fourth, we need to make sure our shipgirls travel in at least pairs until security is unfucked. I do not want to lose some little DD who gets picked off on the way back from the doughnut shop. Just some ideas...
>>43267398>But whoever is in charge of base securityThat's a USN person, supported with local contractors, right?But since Goto and the JMSDF kanmusu are also operating out of Yokosuka, is there an equivalent JMSDF base security personnel, or is it all USN?I thought we saw JMSDF security personnel around the base prior to this incident.
>>43267397>that's his main appeal of his KCQMaybe for you and your shit taste.The fact that you site his issue as being "a fetish for dice" completely invalidates your opinion.
>>43267415Oh you'll see..YOU'LL ALL SEE
>>43267438You miss the last thread.
>>43267438Daily reminder that every destroyer girl is a pillow fort waiting to happen.
>>43267451Dude even DesDiv6 can take a bullet to the face and come out unscathed.
>>43267451Anon, there is literally no way in hell some yak punk is going to be able to kill a shipgirl.Seriously.
>>43267446No, secretary as in bodyguard. Although we definitely need a regular secretary or three.Anyway, he'll probably want to know why she wasn't with us at the time.
>>43267451Whatever happens, it won't be on Settle to manage it. It'll be his superiors reaping a toll of everyone that allowed those Yaks on base.Settle, meanwhile, will be told "Do your job and manage the damn Ship Girls". >>43267485Either they never come to be, or they get run over by Joseph Kennedy Jr.
>>43267449I posted it in TODAY's thread, which is what's important.
>>43267401>>43267395>>43267392>>43267375Ha, well, to teach their own. I almost always mix in old characters with new ones so it's never always completely stagnant!But really, as I've said before. Think of it as a director favoring certain actors for their movies, like Billy Murray/Wes Anderson, Tom Hanks/Steven Spielberg, Johnny Depp/Tim Burton. I also don't run 300+ thread quests, either. So that kinda factors into it, too.
>>43267439im a lot better now that i got all my anger outthe big fuckin bowl im smoking right now is helping too
>>43267462Speaking as a DoD guy that deals with contractors every day ... they wouldn't be allowed within a mile of something this important. That said, I thinks it's time to ask 7th fleet for a marine detachment for security. Clearly whatever we have now is shit.
>>43267451>who gets picked off on the way back from the doughnut shop.Won't we have to do a review of all restaurants and food vendors that our shipgirls and sailors frequent, even if they're off-base?Or restrict them to on-base eateries only?Who knows if poisons will work on shipgirls; I'd rather not have to find out with a shipgirl going to the hospital.
>>43267486In ship form, or equip manifested or whatever the hell we call it. But when they're standard human form-ish, things get kinda wonky. For all we know, a bullet to the face could take them out if they aren't expecting it.
>>43266993You mean like how we're still in open warfare with Hate? Really this should only convince Arizona that Settle can't be trusted with being alone and she's going to keep going no matter how much he whines.
>>43267451It's been pointed out by Goto that Yakuza have a pretty firm handle on several mid-and higher-end personnel, so info isn't so hard to come by.
>>43267488What if they poison the doughnuts and the coffee at the Dunkin Donuts?
>>43266635Dem DELICIOUS Kongo thigh flashes as the skirt bounces though!Also, Kongo, your singing voice is really different from your speaking voice.
>>43267494Great now I'm thinking the Idol-verse is canon, and every quest from VMQ till now are all actors of some calibur or another.
>>43267483Oh come on, what are the chances Arizona has some sort of trauma with not being able to protect the people entrusted to her?
>>43267451Oh I agree. The yaks have hooks into everything, which is why they can bribe/cajole/blackmail their way onto a military base and even get uniforms.At some point in the war (considering how things are escalating) the existence of the yaks is going to become a threat to the nation's very existence. They are literally fucking with the war effort, and at some point people are going to get totally fed up with their shitWhen that time comes there will be a... purge.
>>43267510Speaking as a DoD guy that also deals with contractors every god-damn day...HA FUCKING HA I AM LITERALLY DYING OF LAUGHTERWE HAVE PEOPLE LITERALLY ONE DAY ON PAROLE WORKING ON CARRIERS RIGHT NOW
>>43267494Actors work in a visual medium, not a written one. It's a lot easier to ignore that it's the same person playing multiple roles when you know the author can't just make up another person out of thin air.
>>43267529>It's been pointed out by Goto that Yakuza have a pretty firm handle on several mid-and higher-end personnelWasn't one of the welders working on-site covered in Yak tats?I remember seeing that when we were with Hampton trying to corral the loose corgi's.So some Yaks are definitely on the base in legitimate positions that may need to be purged.
>>43267488Based on how planefag's set things up, I think a cut throat or a sniper's bullet that they don't see coming will kill them before they have the chance to shift from girl to ship. Maybe I'm wrong, but better safe than sorry. Presuming our shipgirls are unsinkable by mere mortal men is a really good way to get them killed.
>>43266913>“Before or after you fuck me?”YAOIAOI
The next instalment of my shit is up. In which there are special guests!New part:http://pastebin.com/WBjsGu9yPastebin (previous parts)http://pastebin.com/u/_CentralIf people have question then link them here because I'm off to bed.
>>43267577>thinking anyone important ever dies on gap an elf questsayy lmao fam. reminder all drama is fake drama here in KCQ.
>>43267577Are we reading the same quests?Planefag doesn't kill characters like that...or at all, really.
>>43267519Kaga was hit by a bus when first summoned and it was the bus that broke in half.It's very likely the shipness shows up in response to personal danger.
>>43267538Ba'al has even reached /tg/. It's a sign.
You know, I think the Corgis have a new job now... Are there any PT-Corgis that have a taste for Yakuza?
>>43267572>Ship girls angry at Yaks nearly killing teitoku>go on hunt for Yaks>string guy up by entrails from the raftersWould be great for ship girl PR!
>>43267494That's not even close to being the fucking same! Actors can play different characters. Copying the same character from quest to quest does not make them different.You are literally bullshitting about being creatively bankrupt.
>>43267570I'm not talking NOW - that list of fuckups is endless (I was at the Navy Yard that day, not fun times). But I cannot imagine we would have contractors anywhere near the shipgirls.
>>43267494The difference is actors adjust their personalities to suit the character.
>>43267620>Actors can play different charactersSome of them.
>>43267590Right. I'll split Monuments out into its own post on the transcription threads, then.
>>43267639Well, except Jason Stathem.Not that I'd have it any other way
What if,What if like,Killing a ship girl still in full human mode just kills like their human half.Leaving the ship half behind. Just leaving several thousand tonnes of ship where there was previously squishy waifu.
>>43267658no bully Keanu
>>43267678What ifWhat if likeYou realize PF never kills anyone who matters.
>>43267678Does it expand explosively?This is important to my approval of this idea.
Actors, characters and the differences thereof. Well, it's a constructive discussion at least. >>43267694That's hardly a new realization.
>>43267694Has even kill anyone who was named?
what if we night battle Sendai?
>>43267613>string guy up by entrails from the raftersNo, no. You've got to use the local traditional methods.You crucify them then set the cross on fire.Or you crucify them upside down on the beach at low tide, and wait for the tide to come in.Or you throw them in a 5x6x6 room with a dim fluorescent light that's on 24x7, never let them out, never talk to them, never let them interact with another human being, never give them books or any entertainment of any kind, make sure that there's nothing in the room that can be used to commit suicide, and leave them in there for a year.
You slide deeper under the covers as you sputter, pulling the quilt over your head defensively. Someone is wailing apologies above you, their woeful voice drifting through the thin summer-weight comforter. For a blissful moment the room is silent save for the rattle of the air conditioner - and then you hear someone go “YEEP!” and the sound of shattering glass in the kitchen. The kitchen cabinets rattle as someone slumps against them, and you hear a young girl start to cry. The sobbing is nice and quiet, not loud enough to aggravate your hangover, but to pitiful to ignore. There's also the issue of who the hell it is and why they're in your goddamned apartment. At length, you slide out of bed and pull on a pair of slacks before staggering to the doorway and glaring into the tiny kitchen.Huddled up on the floor, her front soaked with water and a busted water glass lying next to her is Wee Willie Fuckup. She's got her knees pulled up to her chest, eyes squinched shut as she cries as quietly as possible, her thick braid twisting miserably between her hands.
>>43267737>what if we night battle Sendai?well, if you wanna be stabbed...
>>43267694Hugh Dowding mattered
>>43267756I just want us all to be the ninja admiral.
You stumble back to your bed, dive into the hamper and come up with a rumpled button-down shirt which you throw on, then grab a white tank-top and take it to the kitchen. Dropping it on the floor, you slide it before you with your toes to push the glass away, allowing you to reach the faucet. Yankee born and Annapolis bred you may be, but even you're a damned sailor, and once upon a time you were even young - it's not your first time at the hangover rodeo. You let the cold water run over your close-cropped dome till you're feeling sentient enough to think, then turn your face sideways to start guzzling it. When you feel human enough to talk you mop your face off with the rumpled shirt (still no dishtowels, not that you've done any cooking in here anyways) and turn back to your visitor. “Willie.” She squeaks, apparently just noticing your presence now, and curls into an even tighter ball. You hunch down next to her and poke her cheek. “Wille, what's so bad you're in my room at early-o-hundred?”She sniffles. “Gungiveyouwater.” “Eh?”“Gonna... gonna give you water.” You recall the splash, and glance at the glass.“What do you do with a drunken sailor?” you say. Willie just shivers at you.“Early in the morning...” you chuckle, despite yourself, and collapse against the cabinets next to her. “Okay, squirt, what's the real problem.”“N-nothing.” “Bullshit.”“NoitsnothingI'mreallysorryI'MREALLYSORRY-” she blurts, springing to her feet and trying to dash out of the room. Her toe catches your extended leg and she goes down *hard,* her teeth clicking together as she hits the floor. She wheezes, her eyes widening with shock - she knocked the wind out of herself. A second or two later she begins to sob in earnest, this time just in pure shock and pain. [ ] Help her up, pat her on the back, calm her down.[ ] Hug her. [ ] See if you can't get a few asprin into her - that must've smarted something fierce.
>>43267752You guys almost beat Willie up, jump through a wall this instant.
>>43267752>Error Musume on XVideos
>>43267752now i regret my choice immensely
>>43267788>[X] See if you can't get a few asprin into her - that must've smarted something fierce.
>>43267788[x]all of the above
>>43267788>[ ] Hug her.
>>43267788>[x] Help her up, pat her on the back, calm her down.>Then give her something for the pain.
>>43267788>[ ] See if you can't get a few asprin into her - that must've smarted something fierce.I think we could use a few aspirins too.
>>43267788>[ ] Help her up, pat her on the back, calm her down.
>>43267744They'll gnaw their own veins out after a couple of months of the utter isolation thing.That or reach enlightenment. It varies.>>43267771I forgot about poor Hugh. Yes, he did matter.>>43267752And here is Willie.>>43267788[X] Help her up, pat her on the back, calm her down.Aspirins are not painkillers. They're vasodilators.
>>43267788[ ] Hug her. followed by[ ] See if you can't get a few asprin into her - that must've smarted something fierce.
>>43267788>[X] Help her up, pat her on the back, calm her down.
>>43267752>it was WillieYou anons voting to attack proud of yourselves?>>43267788>[X] Help her up, pat her on the back, calm her down.
>>43267788>[ ] Help her up, pat her on the back, calm her down.>[ ] Hug her. >[ ] See if you can't get a few asprin into her - that must've smarted something fierce.YES
>>43267744>Nothing in their room that can be used for suicideYou'd need to acid-burn their hair follicles, remove their teeth and toe/fingernails, and restrain them such that they couldn't get a broken bone near their neck.And those are just the basic ways of killing oneself with one's own body.
>>43267788>[ ] Hug her.>[ ] See if you can't get a few asprin into her - that must've smarted something fierce.
>>43267788[x] Help her up, pat her on the back, calm her down.ADORABLE
>>43267788>[x] Help her up, pat her on the back, calm her down.
>>43267788>[ ] Hug her. Trust me, Settle and Willie both need it.>www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvzCmV3_12c
>>43267788>[ ] Help her up, pat her on the back, calm her down.There there, there there.
>>43267788>[ ] Help her up, pat her on the back, calm her down.Then>[ ] See if you can't get a few asprin into her - that must've smarted something fierce.
>>43267788[ ] Hug her >Implying we'd pick any other choice
>>43267788>[ ] Hug her. >[ ] See if you can't get a few asprin into her - that must've smarted something fierce.
>>43267788[ ] Help her up, pat her on the back, calm her down.
>>43267788>[X] Hug her.
>[X] Help her up, pat her on the back, calm her down.
>>43267788>[X] Help her up, pat her on the back, calm her down.Then>[X] Hug her.Then, finally>[X] See if you can't get a few aspirin into her - that must've smarted something fierce.God love her, Willie's *trying so hard*, and she deserves some hugs and sympathy. Besides, Settle must've got most of the 'asshole' out of his system last night, so now he should be okay to be a decent guy.Right?
>>43267710I can't imagine any other way for 608ft of battleship to manifest out of the corpse of a ~100lb girl.
>[x] Help her up, pat her on the back, calm her down.>Then give her something for the pain.
>>43267788>[ ] Help her up, pat her on the back, calm her down.Then>[ ] See if you can't get a few asprin into her - that must've smarted something fierce
>>43267883That and who can really be an asshole to her when she's trying her best just to help?
>>43267788>[ ] Help her up, pat her on the back, calm her down.After that,>[ ] See if you can't get a few asprin into her - that must've smarted something fierce.
>>43267788>otherPat the floor next to you and tell her how big of a fuck-up you were last night.
>>43267829>They'll gnaw their own veins out after a couple of months of the utter isolation thing.Of the cases that did reach the public, no, the man lasted a year. Of course, he could barely speak, but he was alive. The mental damage appeared to be survivable.
>>43267883Settle is incapable of getting mad at destroyers.
>[ ] Hug her. IVE BEEN FUCKING WAITING FOR THIS
>>43267788>[ ] Hug her.I don't know if it's the "best" choice, but it feels like the most appropriate one given our present frame of mind and the fucking roller coaster of insanity we've been through recently.
>>43267788>[x] Hug her. you've got to do the thing you can't not do
>>43267788>[ ] Help her up, pat her on the back, calm her down.>[ ] Hug her
>>43267788[X] Help her up, pat her on the back, calm her down.I'd say give her some aspirin too, but I'm not willing to risk Willie choking on it.
>>43267936As I said, it varies. Someone without the temperament of a hermit would suffer more than someone with such a temperament.
>>43267630We've got a few 'near' them, as in, fucking, they're in our chunk of the base. Mostly small shit, there's a guy in the small arms armory, 26 year prior enlisted, with some secret squirrel shit in his SRB from Iraq 2 and Douchebagistan. I think the guys that handle some of the skilled building maintenance are contractors too, same kinda deal. That fucking said, me and the dipshit in charge of base security are gonna sit down and have a fucking chat.
>>43267960>>43267961I don't know, if we show too much kindness to her now, won't it be worse when we get drunk again and then snap at her?
>>43267986This...I mean is Willie, if anyone could do so it's her.
>>43267788>[x] Hug her.
>>43267999what sort of arcane bullshit are you on about now
>>43267986Goody's headache powder, then? You mix that with water and drink it...
>>43267788>[ ] Hug her.You hug that poor DD right this instance, Admiral.
>>43268010Better just be a fucking cockhole to everyone then right? fuck trying to improve yourself or fix problems, just drown in a bottle all the time!
>>43268013Look anon just because it's halloween in a week doesn't mean you can spook us like that
>>43268009Make it hurt Marine - there's fuckups - and then there's flag-officers-getting-killed-on-their-own-fucking-base fuckups. We lost a general in Afganistan to a not dissimilar fuckup -- that shit should not happen!
>>43268021There are certain people (such as many who actually have Asperger's syndrome) who actually work very, very well without semi-regular contact with other human beings.The vast majority of humanity (given that humans are pack animals and social creatures) requires at least some regular human contact in order to remain psychologically healthy.Bentus is saying that the former could handle a year in isolation easier than the latter could.
>>43268041>You hug that poor DD right this instance, AdmiralImagine if Settle's mother hears about his experiences on base.
>>43268097I disagree, anon.
>>43268063I mean, I don't know about that "drown in a bottle" bit, but the message hammered in over the last few threads has seemed to be that taking a more aloof approach might be for the best since trying to stick our nose into everyone's business only makes things exponentially worse as often as not.
>>43268108I happen to have Aspergers. It's a bitch, because although we may work very well without contact, it certainly isn't pleasant.
>>43268021... Hermits are persons who willingly isolate themselves from society, generally to seek some type of enlightenment. The phenomenon is reported quite early in occidental history, but gained much popularity with the rise of Christianity, before being replaced by monastic orders.They were hermits who were reported to have lived alone and utterly isolated for years on end, without obvious problems upon being in contact with other humans again.Such individuals could survive such isolation with more ease than the more socially inclined members of the human race.>>43268108It's no longer officially called "Asperger's syndrome" in psychiatry.Furthermore, I doubt that all hermits had such a psychological disorder.>>43268208I agree.
>>43268184On the other hand, ignoring shit that happens around us just makes things worse in the long run.
>>43268215>It's no longer officially called "Asperger's syndrome" in psychiatry.Spotted the aspie
>>43268221Everything always gets worse. It's called entropy. >>43268230Give the man a medal. He has basic reading comprehension.
>>43268230Yes, yes, everyone who talks about it has it. This song and dance is dated as fuck. Congratulations on perpetuating something boring.
>>43265636>“YOU-” he manages. “FuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuckinggodamnshitkickingcherrypickingdipfuckdumbasscockslutfudgepackingweevilbrainedtripleyankeedicksuckcolonvaccumingshitbaggrannygrapinassbanditocockjugglingthunderthighsFLESHY!” the knifehand is up now, and rising - “HEADED! MUTANT! MOTHER. FUCKERDON'TYOUHAVEAPHONEIVESEENYOURFUCKINGPHONEPLAYINGFUCKINGNETHACKONYOURFUCKINGPHONELIKETHEFUCKINGANNAPOLISNERDFUCKYOUAREBUTYOUCAN'TCALLFORAFUCKINGRIDEEVENWITHAMOTHERFUCKINGBULLSEYEPAINTEDONYOURWHITEFLESHYFUCKINGDINGLEBERRYERRYONEABOARDASSHOLEBECUASEYOU'REACOCKBLOCKING-” He gathers up the last of his air and flings it at you in one tight, dense ball as hard as he can - “OFFICER!” >Then he turns and kind of glides out in a bubble of wrath.*blink*Huh. So THAT'S how Marines communicate in their natural environment.And the Yaks are dead, huh? So much for interro->“He mad,”*falls off bed laughing*>>43265675>>43265740Adorable.>>43266171Iku-"nyan"?>>43266308Sheryl!Bismarck?...I'm okay with this.>>43266310Just remember to let the police know where they are. Last thing we need is some poor cop getting killed for intervening in what he thought was a gang fight.>>43266323The blue-haired starry-eyed perpetually-horny one with a huge rack.Or, as we like to call her, "Torpedo Tits.">>43266466>>43266482Yeah, it would be nice if she DIDN'T LOOK LIKE A TEENAGE GIRL WHAT THE HELL, GOD?!>>43266560Why does this sound like it could work?>>43266604WHAT AN APT COMPARISON>>43266660Go cram your dick in a light socket.>>43266704Everyone says that about all the shipgirls, which leads me to ask:What will they do when the war is over?>>43266773No, but it's likely a kinder fate than whatever their boss will have done to them if he learns they were taken alive.>>43266839Possibly. This bears investigating.>>43267195Goddamnit, NOT THIS SHIT AGAIN!
Sliding across the floor on your knees, carefully sweeping away any glass crumbs with your hand, you pull Willie upright and start rubbing her back till she catches her breath. After a minute her sobbing abates to sniffles, and she curls up again, shuffling away from you a bit. You dig out another glass, then grab a bottle of naproxum sodium and shake out one big pill - somewhere between big ship and little girl, this seems to be the appropriate dose. Thus armed, you kneel by her side and tap her bare, band-aided knees with the glass.“Wille.”She curls up a little tighter.“I've got a painkiller, kid. Come on, just gotta swallow it.”She peeks over her knees quickly, her tear-filled eyes quavering at you apprehensively before hiding again. “Come ooooooon,” you say, tapping her knees again. “Come on come on come on come on come on come on-” Inspiration strikes, and you dip your finger in the water. “Boo~” you say, and flick a drop at her. “NUUH!” “BOOO!” Another drop.“STUuuuuuuuppppp,” she says, sliding away against the cabinets. “Just look at me, kid.”She finally dares to look up - just enough to see the glass. You hand her the pill and she manages to get it in her mouth, then you bring the glass to her lips and hold it till she gets both shaking hands around it, helping her control the tilt. She gulps the water down greedily, and relinquishes the glass; now sporting fingerprints from how hard she was pressing.
>>43268278What the fuck? Stop typing.
>>43268278what the fuck
>>43268278Autism: the postProtip don't respond to like a million different posts and use enter to space
>>43268221Brilliant little catch-22, isn't it?Try to help? Ha ha, you just made things worse!Keep hands-off and let things go their course? Ha ha, everything goes to shit!It is an endless cycle of suffering and despair!
>>43268278Are you retarded?
>>43267590Right. Just so everyone knows, this is officially NON-Canon as of this writeup.
>>43268323Pretty sure all of the UK stuff was non-canon from the start.
>>43268310But who the fuck would actually want to participate in a quest where none of your choices actually make a difference?
“Okay. What's the problem, kid?”Her eyes dart around the room, looking for anything, anywhere, to look at aside from you. You drop one heavy paw onto her head and rub it affectionately, causing her to squeal in alarm and shrink down against the cabinets. “Did I grow horns or something?” you bitch as you tousle her hair gently. “C'mon, talk to the Admiral.” She lets you tousle her hair for a bit, and you keep on doing it - it seems to calm her down, and the girl is a bundle of nerves and apprehension at the best of times. You're about to entreat her again when she lunges into your chest, burying her face in your unbuttoned shirt and hugging you tightly. You catch her with surprise, but don't bother speaking - she'll tell you in her own time, and besides...... if she replies, it might be another thing you can't fix. But this? This, you can do. You hug her back.“I'm sorrrryyy,” Willie offers after a while.“It's just a glass. Not even mine.”“N-not t-th-that...”“What, then?” She pulls her face out of your shirt and looks up at you, her eyes red from crying. “F-f-or b-being s-c-c-c-ared of you...”
>>43268215Never said that all hermits had Asperger's.Just that some people worked well without others, and that many Asperger's sufferers were a part of this group.
>>43268339>You drop one heavy paw
AND THAT'S IT FOR TONIGHT! I WILL SEE YOU FAGS WEDNESDAY NIGHT. FOR NOW, WE HAVE ANOTHER FEW UPDATES FROM NAKA-CHAN, IN WHICH NAKA-CHANS HAPPY TIME GETS REALLY AWESOME ULTRA SUPER FUN TIME HAPPY! STAAAAAY TUUUUUUUUUNED
>>43268331Mostly. But it still fit the rest of it. Now it doesn't.
>>43268339Kongou, don't you fucking dare ruin the moment
>>43268331Not interfering with the main quest =/= non-canonDudes can write about almost whatever the hell they like, where they like as long as they stay the hell away from what's going on in these threads (including Torpedosluts, Nakatime, Navyfag, Hornet and I think maybe another I missed.)
>>43268366Thanks for the thread deme.
>>43268366really? that's the end?well ok, if you say so fap angle
>>43268339>Scared of youThis is unfuckingceptble
>>43268366>runs until 4am on a thursday>ends at 1am on Sundaywhat the fuck
>>43268366>Translation: Anything but happyHave fun shitposting in /qtg/>>43268377More like not fitting the universe for whatever reason.
>>43268338But it does make a difference -- you get to decide what flavor of suffering and futility you experience!
>>43268339Daaaw.Can someone update the Day list yet?
>>43268310This picture is Settle in a nutshell.
>>43268390fuck offf, /qtg/ is dead anyway.
>>43268377no, its always been non-canonthis was discussed in detail in irc
You let him go.Closing your eyes, dizzy from the booze and eyelids heavy from the... week? Without proper rest, you take a moment to catch your balance. When you open them again, the picture in your hands doesn't make you feel any better. You take the potrait--the only thing you have worth owning--and carefully, delicately place it on the windowsill. Jintsuu's face looks back at you from the photograph as you gently swing the blinds shut behind it. Turning back to your room full of--of shit, you exhale through your nose, hands balling into fists as it all washes over you. Fingernails dig through gloves, into skin. Blood starts to wet your hands.You let him go.You glide across the room like a storm over the water, the floorboards not daring to creak, like they know what's coming. You take the dial of your stereo and twist it 'til it clicks, powering on... then you twist further, the volume of the music growing painfully loud, bass thumping through the dormitory. You keep twisting, the volume hitting max, audio cracking roughly as the cheap speakers try and fail to keep up. You keep right on twisting until the knob snaps off in your fingers. Ears ringing sharply, you turn away, stalk back to the wall shelves, and take one last breath. Your fist slams into the shelf with a sharp crack, cheap wood splintering as the rough edge rakes through your gloves and the flesh beneath it. You pull it back with a particularly large flinder of shitty plywood stuck out of your palm. You look down at it with detached disgust, ignoring the throb as red begins to ooze around it. Didn't hurt enough. You tuck your thumb into your fist for the next one.
>>43268366Welp, that's my cue!New material here.http://pastebin.com/xvcmLeGwFor my past writeups, go here.http://pastebin.com/u/lurkcouldwurk
>>43268400Daaaw?Willie is scared of us now. That's not Daaaw.
>>43268366checkedthanks for the thread, man
>>43268366Thanks for the quest. Seems like we're entering manure monsoon season.
HA HA! TIME FOR MORE TELEGRAF!This is a short one, FYI.TeleGraf 4: You Must Gather Your Party To Venture Forth: http://pastebin.com/cJ0bAACd
>>43268409It pops out with a sudden jolt of pain, like the bone was squeezed out of a tube. Dislocated, didn't break. Oh well. You cock your arm back and bring it down hard, smashing through the three shelves, top to bottom, in one swing. Books and models crash and upend, falling down in a pile at your feet as you kick and stomp at them. You grab the metal hook it rested on and yank, tearing it from the wall and hurling it across the room, embedding in the far wall.You LET him GO.You feel the heat building in a dull, hot throb around your temples, heat blooming in your face, in your cheeks, your ears. You tear the poster down off the wall one-handed, leaving the better half of it still pinned up. Throwing it away in disgust, you turn your wrath to those STUPID fucking shutter shades you wasted everyone's time with. Shitty plastic snaps under shoe and fist and elbow and teeth until the box itself is mulch, which you send sailing into the far wall with a kick, shaking it off your foot like dog shit. You got him drunk.>"Naka, I am drunk, and that is your fault, and fuck you for that."Yeah, you agree, stomping over to the box of unsold CDs and driving your arm through them. Fuck you for that. You let him go. You fell asleep. You practically HANDED HIM OVER.Music thumping, you bring your knee up, into, and through the drywall. You tear it free with a clumsy yank that sends you stumbling back until your ass bumps the sword rack Sendai brought you. You unceremonious grab and fling it the way you came, swords and scabbards clattering to the ground with the ring of steel and the scrape of lacquered wood. Of course they didn't fucking break. Of all the things that wouldn't fucking break-->"Above anything else, the duty you can fulfill that a person cannot is to protect your charge from harm," she wrote. And underlined.
>>43268340Then we are in agreement.>>43268385Crunchening is crunchening.>>43268366Thanks for the thread, Demetrious. See you Wednesday. Hopefully I'll be in a better mood to appreciate it then.Good night.
>>43268396boring. If I want to bad-end-despair-etc, It'll be because I tried and rolled nat 1s, not because it was predesigned to fail totally by some tryhard edgelord
>>43268443With a shriek of rage, you slam your fist into the wall. Then the other. Then the first. You feel a sharp crack and a painful snap run through your hand, jarring your wrist, as your fingers immediately start to scream at you. Lurching away, you turn and seize the blaring radio and spike it at your feet, the antenna snapping shear and whipping past your face, scratching your cheek before clattering to a halt somewhere behind you.This is what happens.This is what happens when you start pretending you're one of them. You feel the tears coming, and force them down with a fresh surge of rage, riding a sickly wave of disgust. No. No tears. You don't get to feel bad for yourself. No tears. No more distractions. No more fuckups. Nothing but your duties. Do your job. No more Harder. Standing still for more than two seconds is all it takes, the adrenaline crashing and your pain surging in, forcing a choked gasp out of you as it all hits at once. You stumble, your knee suddenly throbbing and your ankle twisted wrong, your arms a bleeding wreck. A few broken fingers, at least, every flex and twitch sending another spasm of pain through you. You need to get back to basics. Stop being so caught up in stupid shit that gets people killed. And--and you need to start finding replacements.No more--"Naka? Naka!" Your heart drops like a stone. This time, you don't try to pick it up. It all feels so... uncannily easy, stepping back into your persona. The smile brightens your face, the splotchy red flush of anger vanishing as if banished. Naka-chan, ready for her closeup.You open the door, putting on a thick front of someone caught doing something naughty, rubbing the back of your head as you sport a hand-in-the-cookie-jar grin. "Good morning, Jintsu-chan--""Naka, are you okay? What on earth--" Her eyes widen as she sees the chaos behind you, pushing in to see your thoroughly ruined bedroom. "Naka!"
>>43268354... yes? You can call hands paws. That's a slang term for them. You dig?
Have a bit of cheer at the end of the thread for everyone who's a bit too depressed!http://pastebin.com/kn6eiQZS
>>43268402>they to far comrade. we cannot reach with bomb>i know! let be engineer! we infiltrate! build ramp short! they bomb self! >you genius!
>>43268451welcome to planefag quests, where planefag just writes his fanfic and we get to pretend we actually did anything to influence it.
>>43268473"Ahaha," you laugh with convincing unconvincingness. "I just--heard about things with Settle-san, and, well, you know us idols can be. I had a bit of a hissy fit," you punch the side of your head lightly, shutting one eye and sticking out your tongue. Staring at you, incredulous, Jintsuu steps forward and throws her arms around you. "You don't have to hide it any more, Naka."Your blood freezes. She couldn't--she didn't--no--"It's okay," she soothes you, as you sway in place like an office plant under an air vent. "You must have been so worried. But now they've gone too far--they'll take care of the Yakuza for you."Your stomach lurches and the world spins for a moment, before you force it all away and pull Jintsuu into another comforting lie. "Thank you, Jintsuu," you whisper, your voice tight with misappropriated grief, and your heart cool as ice. You wait a few minutes to make sure she's really gone before making your way back over to the window sill. Glass and wood crunches underfoot as you stumble, a near-slip on a spatter of blood sending another, fresh bolt of pain through your injured leg. At least--You watch Jintsuu's portrait topple over the edge as you open the window shutter, tumbling down the three floors between you and the ground, the clear, crisp outside air cheerfully carrying the sound of the glass frame cracking loudly as it hits the ground. It takes every ounce of willpower you have left not to throw yourself out after it.
>>43268441>http://pastebin.com/cJ0bAACdWanted to say Navyfag: I really liked those last three. Kind of hoping Settle or Goto or someone will grow a pair though and DEMAND Arizona's bell and Graf's range finder for Gawd's Sake already. I mean, those items kind of BELONG to those girls.
>>43268331>>43268377Generally speaking, the quickest rule of thumb is that if it's directly contradicted by anything in the quest, it's not canon. Past that, you have Crix, Naka, Hate, and Parker that are all considered hard canon- that is, they trump anything else. (except each other, which hasn't been an issue)After that, it basically comes down to which stuff jives the best with other existing material. If there's three writers all doing stuff with the UK or German forces, for example, and they're all on the same page, then one that's writing about them but clearly isn't? The three are considered canon.
I want to apologize for being a dirty quebecois Wednesday. Here's a hopefully not as shit version of part two.http://pastebin.com/GujCef2F
>>43268473>No more Harder. YEAH LEMME TELL YOU WHY THAT'S BULLSHIT
>>43268503-----"Naka!"You almost choke on tea as Harder bursts in the door. You've been avoiding him since... since you realized you have to. Days now? "You never told me you were awesome!"You stare at him blankly. "...Because I'm not, Harder.""Bullshit! Bullest of shits!" He stabs a finger at you accusingly. "I talked to Goto! You never told me about Hashish Kojima!""Hachijō-jima," you mutter."That's what I said. So come on, what gives?"You sigh, pulling off your reading glasses and tucking them aside. Bless his hummingbird attention span, he didn't notice you were wearing them in the first place. "Do you really want to know?""I'm asking, aren't I?" he asks indignantly, circling around as you set the base newspaper down, looking up at his with one last attempt at withering disdain. It glances right off him, and you huff in annoyance, resigning yourself to storytime. "Okay, so it was me, Ushio, and Mutsuki... the two of them had just come back the week before and were eager to get out into things." You shake your head. Poor sods. "I was taking them out as their minder. Neither were--really used to things, yet." You realize that Harder is only a little 'older' than they were, but if he's offended, he doesn't comment. "The island was in familiar seas, well-watched. Not a lot of military value, not a lot of anything. The patrol was more of a formality, than anything." He just nods enthusiastically--both of you know that Abyssals love showing on and ruining those 'routine' patrols. "And you ran into--"You hold up a hand. "A heavy cruiser. We never figured out which, if any--might have been one of their...amalgams, or whatever you want to call them.""And you killed it!""No, it kicked our teeth in. The girls--they were over-eager. Ushio fired all her torpedoes in one spread from too far out. Mutsuki charged in ahead and almost got blown apart--lucky she'd emptied her tubes, or she would have caught it the way I did.""So--"
>>43268400Day 1:Arrival at YokosukaMeet GotoReturn of HarderDay 2:Harder and Naka fightAbyssal attack on PasalengMeet Kougou(dess)Battle at the PhilipinesBB-3, BB-4 emergenceArizona EODNaka hospitalizedDay 3:First Naka hospital visitAAR with Jintsu, Kongou, Tenryuu, TatsutaFirst mention of AR lowerSettle and Kaga fightSammy and Mogami, Choukai, Chikuma fightMeet Crab, WainwrightDay 4:Wake-up call by Kongou, Kirishima'Rescue' by ArizonaGoto meetingCall, CNOSecond Naka hospital visitBriefing, HarderAbyssal attack at YokosukaScouting mission, Tone, ChikumaDate, ShoukakuContainment activity, HateDay 5:Breakfast, DesDiv6Range practice, Kongou, Arizona, DesDiv6, Willie DeeHarder and Fubuki fightSettle and Hornet fightThird Naka hospital visitMikasa visit, Settle, Arizona, Willie Dee, HateSettle, Hate and Tenryuu fight. Arizona, Willie Dee, DesDiv6 bystanders.Reequip Arizona, KongouAbyssal attack on Tone, ChikumaSettle hospitalized (this quest gave me cancer)Day 6:Meet YamatoTask force dispatchedDay 7:Battle of Bonin IslandsIwo Jima emergenceReturn of NorthamptonSettle and Hate fightDay 8:Paperwork with NakaDay 9:Early AM: Task force returnBreakfast, ShoukakuWelcome back partyPress meeting, GotoCorgi attack on ShigureSettle and Shigure fightSettle and Hate yaoiCorgi containment, Settle, Hate, Arizona, Ise, Hyuuga, Northampton, Super KTKM-samaStrategy meetingSettle and Goto yaoiNaka meetingYakuza attackDay 10:Wake-up call by Willie DeeI'M ONLY USING YAOI BECAUSE I HAVEN'T COME UP WITH SOMETHING BETTER YET
>>43268500Oh, I get it now. You're just Salty you couldn't see past your nose with what was happening with Settle.Projecting isn't healthy you know.
Aaaaaand last up is me I suppose, unless Crix hasn't posted his piece yet, in which case I guess you should stay tuned.http://pastebin.com/M1z61ryB
>>43268558"Zip it," you snap. "You wanted to hear it, you hear what I saw. And what I saw was a pair of crying destroyers. None of our guns were big enough. Even my shells were bouncing--I got one or two penetrations, but I couldn't hit anything vital." Harder's content, for once, to shut up and listen. "And... once they realized it, the first thing they did was apologize. To me. To ME," you repeat, a dark chuckle escaping before you can block it. "And the heavy, it knew. It knew we couldn't hurt it. So it just sailed right past us, closing on the island. I still remember what Ushio said. 'If it bombards the island, it's all our fault.'" 'No,' you said. 'It's mine,' as you took off, advancing to flank as you readied your--"But--" he weathers your glare, making a pacifying gesture. "But you still had your torpedoes."You heave a sigh. "Yeah. I did. You can put the rest together, right?" He doesn't budge. You sigh again. "Okay, fine. I came in as fast as I could as it closed on the island to bombard. We managed to knock out a turret or two, but it was unshadowing most of its guns--I think it knew we could sink it eventually, but not before it did what it was there for. So, I...I got in close, fired two spreads. First one was to force him to turn off, buy the island a couple more seconds, second was for the kill.""And...""And..." you pinch the bridge of your nose. "And it worked.""He showed me the report."You groan. Of course he did. "So you saw how stupid it was. I ran aground.""Yeah, because you took a hairpin turn at 35 knots so you could fire an oblique-ass-angle shot to avoid hitting the island!""'Oblique-ass-angle,'" you repeat dully. He just rolls his eyes. "I ran aground because I bent my rudders like an idiot taking that turn, Harder. I was desperate."
>>43268366See ya Wednesday Fap Angel. Sorry, write up from me tonight, maybe next time.
Here's a piece I threw together over the past few days. Art is by the extremely talented Stack Man. http://pastebin.com/n0daBaAx
>>43268591"And it worked! You connected with the full monty, right across his starboard, 'guns still blazing for a lucky shot' the entire time you were grounded," he finishes, quoting the news piece about it. Something in you snaps. "Harder, I missed.""You got him, didn't--""I was trying to ram."The truth--often brooded over, never spoken aloud, slams down on the room, demanding a halt to the discussion. Silence dances across the tightwire-tension as the window fan tugs gently at the newspaper."Oh," Harder says, faint comprehension lighting his voice. "Oh, ho, ho, ho, you ARE a crazy bitch, aren't you, Naka?"You scowl at his laugh. "I wasn't going to let him open fire, Harder. No matter what.""I'm not sure if I'm impressed with your sheer ballsiness, or if I should put you through that fucking table," Harder decides. "You'd have died.""Yeah. And maybe I should have."His eyebrows fly up and his expression drops so quickly you actually feel a jolt of fear. "...Say that again," he whispers. "A sunken ship is a legacy, Harder," you state. "Nothing but noble intentions and good deeds to remember her by. Better an inspiration on the bottom than a fuckup on the top--"The table vanishes from under you as Harder lifts and throws it across the room, shattering into flinders as papers fly. You jump backwards in panic at the sudden explosion of violence, and in an instant, Hit 'Em Again Harder has declared war on the concept of personal space, eye to eye with you."Never," he breathes, "talk about yourself like that around me again." "O--or what?" you stammer, heart pounding--he's close, he's angry, he's CLOSE--He glares at you in silence for a moment before whipping around and stalking out of the room. "Or nothing," he replies, presence and intensity evaporating just as quickly as they came. "Just don't fucking do it."
>>43267274Ya see? This. THIS is what Planefag is doing, and he does it Very Well, THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
>>43268618You're left there in the remains of the rec room, small and alone, a table leg jutting through the microwave door, the window fan blades grinding stubbornly against a thick wad of newspapers.And slowly, the tears well up and burst from you unbidden.-----"I had an idea," you told him. Goto paused the video--shaky cell-phone camera footage, your back to the cliff wall, a long trench out to the sea marking your slow grind across land, another blossom of fire coming off one of your main guns as you fired, fired, fired into that smoke-belching monstrosity. You try not to focus on the view counter in the corner."About that," you'd said, pointing. Your cheeks burn a little--it's been the talk of the base since before you got back last night."What about?" Goto asked. A little less grey in his hair, then, a little more spark in his eye."Well--capitalizing on this, to be honest. I know... we're still not trusted out there. And, well... you remember, I dance, I sing?""I remember Kongou very enthusiastically following suit for a few weeks," he grumbles, and you rub the back of your head self-consciously. "But go on, Naka."You smile nervously, and make your pitch. "What do you know about idols, Admiral?"
>>43268304Understood.>>43268317Nope, just ignorant. Nice Miia.
>>43268524>Pixel doing Alabama art as wellBased pixel
>>43268631......Show's over, folks~
>>43268628Make the gif larger. I know you can...popcorn harder
>>43267451Really, the U.S. is going to be so fucking pissed about this the nationalists might think their delusions about EBIL GAIJIN are becoming a reality.And that it's not as fun as they thought it would be.
>>43268628fucker you can swallow my tears all you want but don't fucking deny it
>>43268613thatis that Spee
>>43267829>That or reach enlightenment. It varies.Well, we're gonna have a decent pool of test subjects pretty soon...
>>43268672Read the filename, bub!
>>43268669since when has he ever denied it?
>>43268672... Read the image title, nitwit. It's Deutschland.
>>43268690when has he denied jsut writing his own story and letting us pretend we get to change things?You know, he never actually has denied that. I guess it ISNT really a quest thread.
>>43268669you are very bad at reading the quests you claim to readit must be all that anger from people not voting the way you want
>>43268707I'll douche your land, Bamalaman.
Naka needs some absolution or whatever because she's going to break down at this rate and it will be terrible
>>43268613>stack man>(Lex)is it...can it be the same guy?
>>43268725Oh, She'll get what she needs.But not from Settle. It'll come from a certain Submarine that cannot grok women
>>43268651that does it.
>>43268748The world may never know.
>>43268570>I'M ONLY USING YAOI BECAUSE I HAVEN'T COME UP WITH SOMETHING BETTER YET"In the closet"
>>43268748you are obviously insane
>>43268486HeyHey PlanefagYour waifu is shit
>>43268618Harder for the fucking win! I'd hoped he could get some sense through to her!!
>>43268748Don't be ridiculous. It's quite clearly two different artists.
>>43268651i feel underwhelmed.
>>43268785The entire thing has sappy anime romance written all over it
>>43268748How could we have forgotten about the stack
>>43268748Don't be daft, someone get this hot-head out of here
>>43268748did he do the new Alabama as well?
>>43268812Was becoming an Admiral part of your plans?
>>43268857that's a big hat
>>43268618Fuck yeah, Harder!
>>43268801You know ... from time to time I'm perfectly fine with that. It beats reality all hollow.
>>43268570Damn, it's only been 10 days. Feels longer.
>>43268860but didn't pixel do these as well?
So, uh, how do we deal with Arizona wanting to muderize us?
>>43268927suck her dick
>>43268927Put Shoukaku between us.
>>43268409>>43268443>>43268473>>43268503>>43268558>>43268651Oh, damn. Naka...
>>43268927She's worried about the man she loves. There's no way to solve that except to stop being an idiot, something both Settle and anon are completely incapable of doing.
>>43268927She doesn't want to murder us. She is sad that we blew up at her, not RAEG.
>>43268779SHE'S A CARTOON NOT YOUR WAIFU
>>43268944She is flat. And a redhead. /tg/ knows redheads are traps. And traps are very feminine. Thus it would not be gay as a trap has a feminine dick.
>>43268927Get a security detail that doesn't include her.
>>43268952That's assuming that Shoukaku won't help Arizona, which isn't a good assumption.
>>43268669Did you get lost on your way to a GermanSchteel thread?
>>43268957Naw, man. Just suck her dick.
>>43268651The song maybe over. But the story never ends Naka.
>>43268983Jesus, can you imagine the two of them working together? Settle would be the safest man on the planet.
>>43269009Except on the bed.
>>43268992Hey, don't bully schteel.
>>43268969She's a shit cartoon shit waifu shit tsundere cock receptacle
>>43269047>First quest prompt in his strike witches quest is what color panties to wearAll the bully.
>>43269027There is no bed. Only silk rope and i-bolts screwed into the ceiling.
>>43268957Settle is so deep in denial the Egyptians build pyramids to commemorate it. We *are* acting like a child, Arizona has every right to be upset, and there should be serious questions raised about our ability to command responsibly (and for those who disagree with me on that, I like to note that rule number one of commanding is don't get yourself fucking killed)
>>43269054Who is this Penis Machinist?
>>43268927You can't. Arizona is out there! She can't be bargained with. She can't be reasoned with She doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And She absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead.
>>43268838>>43268810>>43268791Guys, cut the poor sod some slack.
>>43268901That's not Pixel dood.
>>43269027Well, it depends on what you'd call "safe."He'd be getting a workout, at least...
>>43268860Navy, Pixel did make a new Bama art. Here: >>43268524
>>43269054>>43268969Please do not lewd the Crunchberry
>>43269195Crunch is not for lewd.Just love~
>>43268503>Meanwhile in abyssal land >Can we trade her?
>>43269208she is for bullying
>>43269208>>43269054>>43268969>planefag has a daughteruHow did this happen.
>>43269222What is this, FireRed?
Does Arizona still have our CSC card?
>>43269245It is almost entirely my fault. Not only am I not sorry, I'd do it twice if I could.
>>43269379No, we got it back at the party.
>>43269379Oh shit.This is a good question that requires a very prompt answer.
>>43269379She gave it back when she met up.
>>43269079Tha fuck? What quest did you read? Cause SWQ is about a guy and he does not ever wear panties at any point in the quest.
>>43269393Chief, you're too focused on the SOUNDS it seems.AZ gave it back already, come on.
>>43269408GermanSchteel's strike witches quest, anon. Don't look it up.
>>43269393>>43269400Calm your tits, we got it back a couple threads agoAnyway, Arizona is above that sort of thing
>>43269408He's talking about Germanschteel's Strike Witches Quest man.
I think people had too much fun in this thread
>>43269566I agree, quests shouldn't be about fun, they should be serious affairs that people take seriously
>>43269560This is one of the things you seriously have to do yourself. That way you know that the pain suffered is you own damn fault.
>>43269611He isn't in suptg tho. I tried searching him. Besides if I click it it is my own fault.
>>43269106write-up only character from mgnqhyperactive, retarded, and annoyingmost of the fanbase hates her
>>43269605agreed. quest should be super serious all the time
>>43269628I assure you, it is on sup/tg/. It's the one about Gallia or whatever.
>>43269654The first vote is "Who is your familiar?" you liar.
>>43269707I wasn't the one telling you to read it. Personally I don't think it's worth reading for any reason. I was just annoyed that you thought it isn't on sup/tg/. Every quest, no matter how bad, is on there.
>>43269637>quest full of s/u/bh/u/man readers>hating penissounds about right.But seriously she sounds like shitposting incarnate. It's like Halaxis and Hornet had a baby
>>43269707Okay, it's the 5th prompt. But you could have easily read further.
>>43269642>Imgur filenamePlease stop. I'm almost autistic enough to reverse image search to see if it's been posted on Plebbit just to call you a faggot. At least with Goybook file names I can troll people.
>>43269860Don't worry anon, I autismed for you. Yes, it's from Plebbit.
>>43269408>he does not ever wear panties at any point in the quest.consider that an oversight
>>43269816Halley adores her, so that should tell you something right there
>>43269911>it's from PlebbitI am not surprised. The people who post Goybook images without changing the extension are the worst. They deserve all of the trolling they get.
>>43269915WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
>>43269915One day in the middle of this quest you need to do a random cutaway to SWQ.Then make people vote on which of the girl's panties to steal.Then wait for the votes... then cut back to KCQ with no explanation.
>>43270229DO IT PLANEFAG! It will be glorious!
What are the chances of Willie Dee saving Settle's mind, from the constant failues he's suffering.. The one Ship Girl who he can help.
Whoever archived this thread on suptg needs to get the tags sorted out.