Goggles of Do Nothing
Vial of Silver Dragon Semen
Hats of Gate: These two hats hold each hold a tiny Gate spell that opens inside the other hat. Anything placed in one hat comes out the other. Might be useful to get messages across distances. They come in many styles, but are always mismatched (one's neat, the other's sloppy, this one's white and it's pair is maroon with green spots, ect.)
Amulet of Communicate with Animals: Works as the spell, but renders the wearer incapable of speaking only in barks, yips, hisses, purrs, and roars for as long as it is worn.
Tankard Of Frosty Beverage: Thanks to Purify Food & Drink and Prestidigitation, this mug cleans any liquid poured into it and makes it taste & smell like a cold beer. The appearance and viscosity of the liquid does not change, however, so raw sewage will still look like raw sewage despite being safe to drink.