"The Relationship between Kobold Clans and other species are one of curiosity. Some work well with their own species but not with others, or others hate their own kind and opt to destroy them while working other species to gain more resources. Why the Drow find this amusing and somewhat Adorable in their own way has yet to be discovered.'- Excerpt from Lord Byron's Draconic Notebook on Kobold History.Logs of Last Session: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/42908347/-Short version: Our Clan is gone, their home destroyed, and all that is left is the Alchemist (In Training) JaMazo who is current 'Chief', Three Younglings (1 Male and 2 Females), and a new friendly drow living within the Spare Supplies Cave!The Goblins have offered us a chance to assist in revenge on the humans that were attacking the clans and we have yet to meet any humans!="Where is your home?" JaMazo asked half dicking with a few creations as she fiddled with one of her knives. "Got kicked out, most of my family is dead as is my lovely partner in battle is gone somewhere. She's up here somewhere but who knows." She shrugged again and then glanced, "Course mine was slain by my own people."A: Ask the Drow's Friend and other alliesB: Go try to find the Orcs with the DrowC: Go try to find those humansD: Go kick some Goblin ass.E: Make potion shitF: Write in
>>42924035I'll be on the look out for more Kobold pictures online to post while stuff starts to get going.
>>42924035>Ask if the body the knife was found might have been her partner or if other drow had come with.
>>42924603First thing so why not.-"Oh no, that was a Male that followed me up. Said he was going to leave and share our knowledge with surface folk." She shrugged, "Didn't even notice I pulled out the dagger until I put it right between his shoulder blades." She clicked her tongue with a grin.A: Ask the Drow's Friend and other alliesB: Go try to find the Orcs with the DrowC: Go try to find those humansD: Go kick some Goblin ass.E: Make potion shitF: Write in
>>42924708>Work on a potion while chatting with our new mistress>Ask if she has any potion request s
>>42925256d100 best of three for the potion.
Rolled 26 (1d100)>>42925327Currently the only here.I'm sure more people will join tho.Not gonna samefag so the other rolls may take a bit.
>>42925389Not an issue.I can wait.
>>42925430Ok.Gonna Hollah at my anon Flipflop.We should get the names for all our kobolds...
Rolled 7 (1d100)>>42925327Reporting for duty, definitely ask if she wants anything specific
Rolled 58 (1d100)>>42925327This will work
>>42925648Well it's not awful at least
>>42925508Haha Flipflop is hereI'm working but I'll try to keep up
>>42925648The Drow woman requested a poison, lucky for JaMazo while trying to make a Health Potion he created a Health Poison. Ah well, better than nothing it seems.- Basic Poison Gained and given to Drow.A: Ask the Drow's Friend and other alliesB: Go try to find the Orcs with the DrowC: Go try to find those humansD: Go kick some Goblin ass.E: Make potion shitF: Write in
>>42926158BMake sure to bring the dragon's breath
>>42926158>Request Mistress if she can assist in making our fighters into a sufficient force. Drow's are renowned warriors, mages and even clerics in their long life of training.
>>42926345>>42926200d100 to attempt to find the Orcs!
Rolled 28 (1d100)>>42926385
Rolled 93 (1d100)>>42926385
Rolled 26 (1d100)>>42926385Third roll. Just cuz.
>>42926405Finding the Orc camp was surprisingly simple, even if the group went during the knight and left the Male youngling, who JaMazo learned was named FlipFlop because frankly he was more focused on survival until that point, went off.The smoke stack lead them to the Orc's surprisingly well defended camp. Orcs are one of the few creatures that are able to stand up to the Dwarves, Elves, and Humans. If they could decide on where to settle due to having the humans take all of the good farm land. It was a frenzy that night, Orcs calling and cheering as they danced around their grand fire with few guards set up by large hastily constructed towers. Some theorize that an ancient culture used them for soldiers and that their building skills could set up an entire fort of wood in a day and then leave it burning before the enemy took it.Most find this notion silly and those who believe it sillier. A: Greet the GuardsB: Waltz right up to the gate.C: Wait for something to happen.D: Write in
>>42926533>A: Greet the GuardsWe're still approaching under the idea that we are going to betray them later but first are luring them into a fight with the goblins and humans right?
>>42926533BShow our confidence can't let them think we're weak
>>42926533A: Greet the Guards
>>42926636>>42926552Roll 1d100 to see how well the Orcs shall take the greeting!
Rolled 56 (1d100)>>42926735
Rolled 43 (1d100)>>42926735This will end well.Yup!
Rolled 40 (1d100)>>42926735
>>42926757hmm... it doesn't look like we're all that impressive to the orcs.
>>42926951Nope hopefully it goes ok
Rolled 94 (1d100)>>42926951Rolling for ork murder-rage
>>42926757The Orc guards, rather angerly bare the way of the Kobolds and the Drow escorting them when a large one comes up."What you want? We have problem tiny runts and black one?"Write in: What do you say?
>>42927278Sorry 'bout the wait.Had a few family things to handle.
>>42927278Not with us to be sure large one. There is a small problem with some humans in the area though, we're organizing a response and thought you might be interested in killing and looting.
>>42927278This>>42927299And you didn't miss anything 4chan was actually down for about 30
>>42927329Huh, lucky for me then.->>42927299The Orc perks up and the others glance over, seems the Orcs have fine hearing over the small din of noise coming from the center of camp. "We have had to defend our camp from adventurers for weeks, had to stay here for a long time. Game is getting scarce and we can't move on because they will get us during our movements." The Orc grunts glancing to the Drow who smiles savagely glancing at a very badly painted rock canvas. A Few knives later and a hail of arrows and there was a dead dwarf in black and red leather armor. God some adventurers were fucking dense. A: Offer your aid in fighting against the humans.B: Ask to be let in and to speak to their leaders.C: Ask for more informationD: Write in
>>42927390BNot safe to talk out here
Forgot to put my name back in>>42927390Yeah let's go with b
>>42927435>>42927414"Perhaps we should speak inside, yes?" JaMazo suggests which the Orc Nods and leads the group of four inside. It seemed to be a sort of festival going on, some orcs threw large logs to simply see how far they could throw them, others showed skill in archery or ax throwing, while others told stories of battles and hunts where something amazing happened only to them and only that one time. At the head of the parties sat a pair of Orcs, both male and both wearing different sets of clothing. One with pauldrons that seemed far too large to actually be of real function with weapons that would arm a small squad while the other was dressed more plainly in robes and a single sword at his hip."What do you want, Kobold? Do you not see that we are celebrating the Holy Moon of Hercanal, Lord of Honor? Do you bring your power to show us how Kobolds bring honor to your people or what?"A: Get to the pointB: Offer to show some sort of way that you are powerful.C: Explain that you seek guidance.D: Write in
>>42927575BLet's add to their festival with some dragon's breath bothto show power and honor their god whose festival we interrupted
>>42927575>A: Get to the pointHonorable combat against the encroaching humans; an alliance to meet them on the field of battle while we raze their towns, steal their kids, and hug their women behind them
>>42927575>Kneel and present the blade.>Bless the Holy Moon of Hercanal, Lord of Honor>The goblins and kobolds desire an alliance against the humans. >It would be an honorable conquest!
>>42927617I'm getting pictures in my head of a bunch of orcs sitting around a huge fire and a little kobold dancing around and spewing fire
>>42927696>>42927688I assume these are A>>42927617For B I'd imagine that's how it's gonna go.
>>42927688>>42927696"We are being assaulted by the Humans and other races in these lands. I have spoken to the goblins and we desire and alliance between our people to remove them and possibly save my clan." JaMazo announced causing the larger of the Orcs to scoff."Why in the world would we desire to assist you, Runt? You are weak creatures and the Lord of Honor does not assist the weak for no reason."
>>42927877Quaff the dragonbreath potion and impress the shit out of everyone by breathing lots of fire.
>>42927877This is why you should assist us>>42927893Do this
>>42927893For sure this, we have power and we can provide that power to you as well. (Putting the offer of dragon fire and breserker potions on the table)
>>42927893>>42927924"This is what we have! We are not weak. We are Smart!" JaMazo bristles causing many of the orcs to laugh except the one in the robes who motions for silence."Show us then, what you have to Offer during a battle." He says softly causing most to stay silent around him.Pulling out the Dragon Breath Potion and drinking it...the reaction is instant. A flames licked around his mouth as if it were natural...and he put his head straight upwards shooting a huge gout of flame into the night sky making most orcs step back in a mix of fear and shock.Roll 1d100.>>42927999Ain't got no Breserker potions.
Rolled 94 (1d100)>>42928075
Rolled 9 (1d100)>>42928075
Rolled 4 (1d100)>>42928075Third role
>>42928094The flames erupting caused the leader to silence, but more than that it seemed to awaken a part of JaMazo. He understood the secretes of such a weapon of flame and now held the power inside of him. Gained Power; Breath of Fire. Ability: A Gout of Flame errupts at will to the Enemy. It also sets shit on Fire.A: Ask the Orc Chief what he thinks now.B: Ask that Robed Orc what he thinks.C: Stay silent.D: Write in
>>42928226Stay silent and wait for judgement,
>>42928226CI think we proved ourselves
>>42928226We gonna go full dragon-abomination mode eventually, gonna kick ass>C: Stay silent.We've made our point
>>42928226>Lean against our awesome staff and wrap an arm our drowbabe.
>>42928286We gonna be based kobold
>>42928286>And you too, little one, can be like JaMazo and become a great big dragon!
>>42928286>>42928273>>42928266"Impressive." The Robed Orc says glancing to his fellow leader who stared with a bit of shock with a small grin, "The StoneTalon Shamans shall assist you. Little Dragon.""As will our Warriors." Said the Larger of the two leaning back on his skull throne, honestly it looked uncomfortable as hell. "You have our blades in exchange for the lands of the Humans so we may begin truly what we can consider a home."Some of the orcs chatted quickly...but the Goblins also wanted the human's village...uh oh...A: Explain the situationB: Tell them they'll have to share with the goblinsC: Keep silent still, let the Orcs handle the goblinsD: Write in.
>>42928454A: Explain the situationBut we gotta side with the orcs, they are gonna be much more valuable and goblins are gonna be jerks
>>42928454A, they're cool dudes who deserve to know whats up. The goblins can get fucked for all we care.
>>42928454CAnd we'll help we're already screwing them out of treasure
>>42928514Or I guess these are kinda what I was going for>>42928493>>42928490
I didn't really read those thoroughly I don't wanna keep silent sorry kinda busy at work atm
>>42928493>>42928490"We tried to make a deal with the goblins but they also...""They desire the Village, if they do not surrender it when we claim it we will handle it Little Dragon." The Shaman said simply glancing to the warriors who nodded with smiles. "We will take the village and return anything stolen from the Kobold Clans." The Warrior said with a nod, "We do not take things from allies Little Dragon. Take a gift with you, or stay for the festivities." He claps his hand and a good sized Dwarven chest...good for storing different treasures where three items are brought out.A: One a book with the Symbol of Alchemy on it in Dwarven Runes as well.B: A large sword that glowed with Arcane PowerC: A small figurine glowing with power.D: Stay and party with the Orcs.E: Write in
>>42928656Ask what each one does/containsIf he doesnt answer then take the book i suppose
>>42928656A: One a book with the Symbol of Alchemy on it in Dwarven Runes as well.Can we also D: Stay and party with the Orcs.
>>42928656AThen let's get home and train the younglings and learn up on dwarven alchemyWe might be getting somewhere
>>42928656>Out party the orcs
>>42928739>>42928710>>42928694>>42928765"This book we took from the body of a Dwarf that was supplying Bombs to others attacking us. We have killed them all and took this as our prize." He said shrugging as JaMazo took it and slid it into his cloak.The Orcs were too happy to have the Kobolds with them, and JaMazo even made a few friends as he cooked a few hogs with his fire breath. It was a good show of his power.Others had contests with the Drow in Knife Throwing and Sneaking that ended up with a few orcs strung up by their ankles as Vastana ate the juiciest of the Orc's Turkey Legs.Returning home the next day they could do much more now...A: Go tell the Goblins what's up.B: Study the bookC: Attempt to Train the YounglingsD: Check the TrapsE: Try to find the damn humansF: Write in
>>42928892Study the books while we have the younglings check the traps. Ask the drow to accompany the younglings and perhaps teach them about making better traps.
>>42928892B: Study the bookC: Attempt to Train the YounglingsPrepare today, fuck up the humans tommoro
>>42928892DFirst off for(hopefully) foodThen train the younglings
>>42928892Can the Drow help train half the younglings in sneaking and hunting while they check the traps?That way we can Study
>>42929095>>42928956>>42928947>>42928936Sure.D100 to see all we Learn/What the younglings Learn and catch
Rolled 47 (1d100)>>42929110
Rolled 81 (1d100)>>42929110Let's do this!
Rolled 25 (1d100)>>42929110Hope Mistress teaches us good things
>>42929141Thanks the Ancestors for you Flipflop
>>42929141The few things they find is mostly rabbits in the traps, but a Deer is caught. Mostly with throwing knives that were taught to be thrown by The Drow.-Through the study of the Dwarven book, mostly in common, an excellent discovery is learned! BOMBS!Alchemy and Bombs go hand and hand! This book focuses on bombs of Three different types .Fire Bombs Learned!Acid Bombs Learned!Frost Bomb Learned!-A: Go tell the Goblins what's up.B: Study the bookC: Attempt to Train the YounglingsD: Check the TrapsE: Try to find the damn humansF: Write in
>>42929217Attempt to create more dragonbreath potions. Just do what you did last time, right?
>>42929217Check on the eggs, and train through more hunting.
>>42929217Just did everything except a and e so let's say aThis Will be my last vote for about an hour or so
>>42929217>>42929244ThisIncorporate what we learnt from the Acid and Frost bomb to diversify
>>42929217>A.Kobold powwowShould we arm our kobolds with our creations?
>>42929244>>42929305>>42929356D100 to see if you can make more!
Rolled 60 (1d100)>>42929470time to crit
Rolled 9 (1d100)>>42929470
Rolled 84 (1d100)>>42929470Rolls for magical potions :D
Rolled 79 (1d100)
>>42929522Another Single Potion, of which of the same fire breath that JaMazo placed down and corked in an instant leaning back, sighing with relief. This one hadn't exploded either. Maybe he was getting really good at this!Glancing at the Eggs rescued from the cave he blinked as he heard a violent CRACKING sound. Yelling for assistance the others came quickly and soon enough 5 baby Kobolds, one of each color were sitting in the warmth near the fire being tended to by all in the cave.5 Babies Born! -A: Go tell the Goblins what's up.B: Do something with the babiesC: Attempt to Train the YounglingsD: Check the TrapsE: Try to find the damn humansF: Write in
>>42929645Have younglings bring back some injured but not dead small game. Use the injured animals to sort of train the babies in how to take out their own food.Meanwhile, read some more of the alchemy book.
>>42929645B: Do something with the babiesMeet and greetNamesalsoC: Attempt to Train the YounglingsAssign them each job titles- farmer, traper etc give them a general overview of what to do and how to do it and then let them do the rest, they'll figure it out
>>42929645OK, we stay and babysit the hatchlings while we study, the rest of the Kobolds check the traps and train with the Drow.Scales if this potion is like the last will drinking it grant the permanent effect?
>>42929645Blue Baby: MoruhRed Baby: ShazoBronze Baby: NorakGreen Baby: GriskWhite Baby: Dragu
>>42929742That's honestly what the roll was for to sort of explain that.Due to 1: Being and Alchemist and 2: HAving created it with special bonuses not scene you were able to get to the point where 'Wow, I did so good making this its just bonding with me' so now you have fire breath.
>>42929800fairo, just wanted to clarify, also how quick do Kobolds grow up? we gonna be baby sitting for a while?
I think this is a fair night to stop but we did a few cool things.Gained a new Power.And time to archieve this.It was a slow night and I'll attempt to do more next Monday.
>>42930134http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/42924035/Everyone have fun!Let the Kobolds next adventure be a bit more lively!
>>42930134Well damn I just got back but cool thanks scalesAalso awesome rolls and babies yay!
>>42929793I personally like these names as well...As a QM and a player who plays many Kobolds...Where did you happen to get these Anon?
>>42930222Made them up on the spot. I spend my days creating whole worlds, I just went with the name you gave us and went for words that sounded pleasant to hear and worked well with our own name while having a unique twang of their own. Thanks though.
>>42930222Same anon as >>42930626 take these names Anon, there is power in names, maybe some day I will hear them from another person. Please use then there are not enough Kobolds out theere
...Are we waiting for something?Is the GM still here?
Do we got beef?
I think DM should come back so we can discuss this