Pick your hero
>>42864523Chicken mask!We Hotline Lego now.
>>42864523I choose Harry Potter.
Swamp ThingI miss Lego Quest
>>42864563You miss it? It's still running, anon. Check sup/tg/
Bump for more votes
>>42864570Oh Shit. How have I missed every single thread since it first started years ago?
>>42864523I like chicken. He is funny.
>>42864536>>42864611Chicken it is, buildin
Prepare for cock jokes.
Living in the farm wasnt so bad, laying eggs for breadcrumbs was generally a good trade for you, but suddenly, a snake appeared, and you had to show hos badass cock you were, what do?
>>42864676grab the pitchfork and show the snake who's the boss around here
>>42864676Grab this warfork behind you and cluck something menacing!
>>42864676Lay an egg on the snake
>>42864689>>42864700and then attempt to eat the snake like a worm
You grab the fork, despite not having hands, and you slash it at the snake. "Cluck cluck motherfucker" Dominance has been established, what do?
>>42864731The snake is just a giant worm with a mouth. Devour it's flesh and grow stronger from it.
>>42864731Eat it, absorb his soulpower.
>>42864731Become the Basilisk
>>42864748>>42864752What a delicious feast. But, wait, what happened to your leg? What do?
>>42864787Fuck, is it still working?! Do a dance to make sure!
>>42864787As long as you still have your sweet moves to impress the ladies everything should be fine
>>42864787Looks pretty bad. Go find the farmer he should know what's up. Cluck menacingly at him too though, we can't afford any signs of weakness
>>42864787Your legs are okay!Perhaps there's more where that one came from. Try to track the beast's base. Use your delicate sense of smell.
>>42864797>>42864805>>42864816>>42864813First to 3 votes Wins yea?
>>42864819YEEEEAAAAAAAH CLUCK CLUCK BITCHES!
>>42864819>>42864832the Cluckening is now
>>42864787Pick up your mighty weapon once more and find your oppressor. It's time to count the eggs before they hatch (whatever that may mean)
"THIS' MY FARM NOW MOTHERCLUCKER"
>>42864883Do not kill him, force him to lay eggs
>>42864883He thinks he's better because he wears clothesTake his pants to belittle him and hide your new deformity
>>42864892>>42864895This. Now he's the chicken!
>>42864921That'll show him, what a peculiar egg though. One more and i'll take my leave, what do?
>>42864952Well, you're the cock now. And you know exactly what cocks do to the chickens.
>>42864952liberate you animal brethrenbuild your army and march on your oppressorsthe bloody war of King Cluck has only just begun
>>42864969I vote against this... We must give a speech to the other animals, let them know you've overthrown the farmer and you're the boss now
>>42864975>>42864979Think animal farm but with absolute monarchy
>>42864952Take his money and motorcycle or whatever suitable for riding.
Youve attained leadership of the farm and the other animals praise you know. Next thread will be tomorrow around same time if it goes as planned. If someone could archive this thread it would be great. Peace Out tg
>>42865027Even the spider worships us. Yay.
>mfw other people make their own Lego Quests
>>42866795Sorry mate, if you want me to take this down, I will.
>>42867570No! I love seeing these!Somebody on another site made one a little while ago:http://brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=33&t=14243