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    2.26 MB Toy Store Anonymous !wImXn9Y2hw 04/14/09(Tue)20:17 No.4283775  
    Okay, /tg/. Question time.

    You party has two choices. You can either go after the horde of an Ancient Red Dragon, or the horde of one Scrooge McDuck.

    You will be caught in the act, any possible mastery of stealth on your part will only get you the loot before the fight.

    Which do you choose?
    >> Anonymous 04/14/09(Tue)20:19 No.4283792
    Scrooge McDuck.
    Because I love a challenge and the capitalist bastard has it coming.
    >> Anonymous 04/14/09(Tue)20:19 No.4283793

    the geezer has a damn cannon in his office.
    >> Anonymous 04/14/09(Tue)20:20 No.4283799

    I'll tell him the Dragon put me up to it.
    >> Anonymous 04/14/09(Tue)20:21 No.4283811
    >> Anonymous 04/14/09(Tue)20:21 No.4283812
    and a blunderbuss.
    >> Anonymous 04/14/09(Tue)20:23 No.4283821
    The dragon. God damn duck has plot armor.
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    Scrooge. Not only will I become insanely rich, no court will convict me for his murder thanks to the anti-banker sentiment caused by the global cashpocalypse.
    >> Anonymous 04/14/09(Tue)20:23 No.4283826
    McDuck, probably less chance of getting disembowled or eaten.
    >> Anonymous 04/14/09(Tue)20:25 No.4283844
    As a disney character, McDuck can shoot at my, but is not allowed to kill me.

    A dragon has no such restrictions.
    >> Toy Store Anonymous !wImXn9Y2hw 04/14/09(Tue)20:25 No.4283845
    You haven't seen what he does to people who take his lucky dime.
    >> Anonymous 04/14/09(Tue)20:26 No.4283855
    The Ancient Red Dragon.

    Then you only have to worry about one big enemy.. With McDuck? I'm gonna guess that he's got enough traps, robot minions, giant robots, a few dragons (everything has a price), and a hired lackies to decimate an average party before they even reach his front door. And if you manage to get into his office, he's probably got twice as many of each of the above waiting for your ass, and a giant fucking cannon for good measure... And don't even get me started if he calls for reinforcements!
    >> Anonymous 04/14/09(Tue)20:28 No.4283865
    Fucking dragon man. The dragon's a giant magic firebreathing lizard; McDuck is motherfucking Scrooge McDuck, richest duck in the world. You don't want to -know- what he can have done to you.
    >> Anonymous 04/14/09(Tue)20:28 No.4283869
    McDuck. He's a big softy.
    >> Anonymous 04/14/09(Tue)20:29 No.4283878
    He has a shitload of awesome traps. Did you see the Duck Tales movie?
    >> Anonymous 04/14/09(Tue)20:30 No.4283884
    McDuck, because I would enjoy the dramatic chase episode where he and the nephews chase me down and take it back.
    >> Anonymous 04/14/09(Tue)20:30 No.4283886
    Scrooge. As scrooge fires his cannon at us and kills the party, we come out of invisibility, reveal them to be simulacrums, and cast maze on him to distract him long enough to steal all of his treasure.
    >> Anonymous 04/14/09(Tue)20:30 No.4283887
    Scrooge McDuck, because nobody ever said we couldn't try to take his hoard through the honest, capitalist virtues of elbow grease and business acumen. He'll destroy us in that capacity, but when we gracefully accept his buyout offer, he'll hire us on as lackeys and we'll make ten times as much as we ever did, because now we're being PAID to raid ancient tombs and steal treasures, and we get medical, dental, and all kinds of cool gadgets to boot!
    >> Anonymous 04/14/09(Tue)20:31 No.4283895
    Scrooge does his own adventuring. Motherfucker went to the moon for coins.
    >> Anonymous 04/14/09(Tue)20:31 No.4283896
    We never said what system we were using.
    I activate Immunity to Armies technique, and wade through his minions, challenging him to single combat, then dispatch him with a single sweep of my Orchihalcon Grand Daiklaive as he cowers before my Dawn Anima Flare.
    >> Anonymous 04/14/09(Tue)20:31 No.4283898

    In my caper, my life will be like a hurricane, there in, Duckburg. I'll use racecars, lasers, and aeroplanes, cuz life's a duck-blur.

    I might solve a mystery... or rewrite history!
    >> Anonymous 04/14/09(Tue)20:32 No.4283905
    >>the capitalist bastard has it coming.

    You're kidding right? He might be miserly but he earned every penny he made through fair dealings, he IS a Disney character after all.
    >> Toy Store Anonymous !wImXn9Y2hw 04/14/09(Tue)20:33 No.4283908
    Quick question to everyone saying McDuck.

    Are you going for the Lucky Dime?
    >> Anonymous 04/14/09(Tue)20:33 No.4283915
    Wonderful reasoning, except
    >he'll hire us on as lackeys and we'll make ten times as much as we ever did, because now we're being PAID to raid ancient tombs and steal treasures, and we get medical, dental, and all kinds of cool gadgets to boot!

    That won't happen if he doesn't turn a profit. You'll get a salary, and every treasure you find goes to McDuck in exchange for consistent income.
    >> Anonymous 04/14/09(Tue)20:34 No.4283919
    A true businessmind, this one.

    Personally, I'd go for Scrooge McDuck's, only because I'm pretty sure his is worth more.
    >> Anonymous 04/14/09(Tue)20:34 No.4283930
    And the nephews (possibly with the genie friend) go rescue him with awesome gadgets and such, you still lose.
    >> Anonymous 04/14/09(Tue)20:35 No.4283936
    >he earned every penny he made through fair dealings
    the hell he did. the only coin he ever made through "fair dealings" was his first.
    >> Anonymous 04/14/09(Tue)20:36 No.4283939

    HELL no.

    FUCK no.

    >> Anonymous 04/14/09(Tue)20:37 No.4283962
    Tomb raiding high adventure where McDuck is your financial backing. I now know my next Toon campaign.
    >> Anonymous 04/14/09(Tue)20:40 No.4283981

    I see absolutely no problem with this. No scrabbling to pay for food, no spending every red cent on magic equipment just so we can survive (Scrooge gives that shit away, what's he going to do with it?), no sleeping in shitty inns in town (he owns half the goddamn country, he can give us a good deal on housing).

    If you can get on his good side, Scrooge McDuck is the perfect boss. He expects hard work, but more importantly, he RESPECTS hard work, and makes sure it's rewarded. Skilled, sensible adventurers are a valuable resource, and a good businessman - and make no mistake, Scrooge is the best there is - preserves and carefully manages his valuable resources. He'd keep the party in wine, women, and silk sheets for as long as they continued to be motivated and effective lackeys... and you'd better fucking believe they'd be motivated, with all the booze and tail they could ever want being just another grand adventure away.
    >> Anonymous 04/14/09(Tue)20:40 No.4283986
    That's all a matter of point of view. The vast majority of hims money comes from perfectly legal endeavors and though he has has had to bend the law to get the rest he's never broken it. By the modern financial community he is more honorable than the most paragon of paladins.
    >> Anonymous 04/14/09(Tue)20:40 No.4283989
    Perfect attack. Scrooge and co are mortals, so they don't have any perfect defences. The genie presumably does, as a spirit, but combo a perfect attack and perfect defence, and you can take Scrooge down without interference.
    >> Anonymous 04/14/09(Tue)20:42 No.4283999


    >> Anonymous 04/14/09(Tue)20:42 No.4284008
    I'm gonna go with the Dragon. At least there is a slight chance of negotiating with it.
    >> Anonymous 04/14/09(Tue)20:43 No.4284020

    The the Scrooge you just killed turns out to be a very intricate robot.. It appears your Scrooge is in another castle.
    >> Toy Store Anonymous !wImXn9Y2hw 04/14/09(Tue)20:45 No.4284031
    Scrooge has punched out Djinns.
    >> Anonymous 04/14/09(Tue)20:45 No.4284036
    And that's about the time that McDuck reveals that you've been playing Call of Cthulu all along.

    And he's Cthulu.
    >> Thannak 04/14/09(Tue)20:46 No.4284045
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    Dragon. If they aren't CE, you might be able to reason with it (especially if they are arrogant-"anyone who can break through MY lair can obviously loot the lairs of lesser dragons for me...in exchange for their life and the hand of whatever princess I'm too full for, plus any crap lewt they get. Sucker'll owe me a favor for it.").

    Scrooge will toss your ass in Disney jail faster than you can say "litigation". After all, he hates 4chan...
    >> Anonymous 04/14/09(Tue)20:47 No.4284059
    >Scrooge and co are mortals
    >Scrooge [...] [is mortal]
    Scrooge, sir, has clocked angry spirits, survived numerous adventures, and doesn't even need a space suit in a motherfucking vacuum. Just an air helmet for show.
    >> Anonymous 04/14/09(Tue)20:48 No.4284061
    Heroic mortals have upper limits, for him to be able to punch out a spirit means the spirit must have been really terribly made, and was below those upper limits. That simply proves the Genie is less of a threat.
    >> Anonymous 04/14/09(Tue)20:50 No.4284090
    >By the modern financial community he is more honorable than the most paragon of paladins.
    >modern financial community

    Do ho ho ho
    >> Anonymous 04/14/09(Tue)20:51 No.4284110
    Not to mention the time he nearly succeeded at hunting down an Aztec god that happened to be conveniently made out of gold.
    >> Anonymous 04/14/09(Tue)20:53 No.4284121
    Which reminds me. Plane crashes, explosions, and vehicular mishaps leave Scrooge nothing more than scuffled. Dude's invincible.
    >> Anonymous 04/14/09(Tue)20:53 No.4284125
    >> Anonymous 04/14/09(Tue)20:54 No.4284138
    I think I have found a new Duck Totem Lunar character for my next Exalted game...
    >> Anonymous 04/14/09(Tue)20:55 No.4284156
    That oxymoron was the point you dolt. Scrooge has a level of dignity and a moral compass that is non-existent in the modern financial community.
    >> Anonymous 04/14/09(Tue)20:56 No.4284169

    >> Anonymous 04/14/09(Tue)20:57 No.4284177
    I'll fight McDuck.

    He's pretty cool but he's basically just a mid-level adventurer. An Ancient Red Dragon can breathe fire, gets half a dozen attacks per round, and casts spells.
    >> Anonymous 04/14/09(Tue)21:07 No.4284275
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    Every single one of you would automatically go after the dragon.

    Well you SHOULD, but I'm not amused that nobody warned about McDuck's bodyguard.

    No not fucking Launchpad, although that guy is crazy in his own right.

    You know who the fuck I'm talking about. God forbid he presses ALL of his buttons.
    >> Toy Store Anonymous !wImXn9Y2hw 04/14/09(Tue)21:10 No.4284291
    And McDuck himself is even worse.

    Has never seen an angry Disney Duck.
    >> Anonymous 04/14/09(Tue)21:10 No.4284302
    Honestly, one dragon is a small fucking horde. It's not even a horde with just one guy!
    >> Anonymous 04/14/09(Tue)21:12 No.4284321
    You don't understand who we're talking about here.
    >> Anonymous 04/14/09(Tue)21:16 No.4284367
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    >angry Disney Duck

    There's only one duck worse than Scrooge... and I ain't talking about his business rival...
    >> Anonymous 04/14/09(Tue)21:17 No.4284372
    /co/ knows the horror of getting on the wrong side of a mcduck
    >> Anonymous 04/14/09(Tue)21:18 No.4284388
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    Knowing what I know about Scrooge McDuck, I'd still go for the money bin, but only in a Shadowrun well planned run, as our only hope is to burn out a combat mage with force 200 acid blast in an attempt to stun Scrooge while we ran.
    >> Anonymous 04/14/09(Tue)21:19 No.4284390
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    You know what would be awesome? A fight between your pic and mine.
    >> Anonymous 04/14/09(Tue)21:20 No.4284409
    Well, let's see.

    On the other hand, we have an ancient red dragon, practically immortal demigod on it's own. Fire-breathing, adventurer-munching, damage-dealing creature of sheer terror wown from the primal lizard brain memories of mankind. Death Incarnate.

    In the other hand.. We have Scrooge McDuck. Scrooge Fucking McDuck.

    I'll take my chances against the dragon, any time.
    >> Staffen 04/14/09(Tue)21:24 No.4284441
    Let me just write this down...
    >> Anonymous 04/14/09(Tue)21:25 No.4284450

    WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING. I don't remember that from the cartoon...

    And what's this about a lucky dime? I don't remember that either. Though I do remember the airplane flying big duck who's name was HUGE. He was funny.

    I'm leaning towards the McDuck Heist.
    >> Anonymous 04/14/09(Tue)21:27 No.4284472
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    Don't fuck with the duck!
    >> Anonymous 04/14/09(Tue)21:28 No.4284479
    Scrooge is basically the Duck Emperor of Duckind. Take that as you will.
    >> Anonymous 04/14/09(Tue)21:29 No.4284487
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    Is it supposed to be gizmoduck?
    >> Toy Store Anonymous !wImXn9Y2hw 04/14/09(Tue)21:31 No.4284500

    From Darkwing Duck. Same universe. He works for McDuck.

    Also, the Lucky Dime is the first dime McDuck ever made. Several of the Ducktales villains had schemes revolving around stealing that thing. Including the spellcaster.
    >> Anonymous 04/14/09(Tue)21:32 No.4284511
    Oh lord.. Now I'm picturing Scrooge on a giant golden throne in gold power armor.
    >> Anonymous 04/14/09(Tue)21:32 No.4284513
    >beaten by not-magic

    Well, you know it's not Spellcaster Edition that you're playing.
    >> Anonymous 04/14/09(Tue)21:34 No.4284525
    Gizmoduck, motherfuckers.

    Additionally: you should see some of the shit Scrooge pulled in the comics. He tore a steamboat apart with his bare hands, and beat someone to near-death with the resulting components.

    He outroared a lion, tamed it, and used it as a mount just because he was mildly pissed off.

    He got in a fight with Teddy Roosevelt, a battleship, and all of the Rough Riders at once. They tied, but only after Scrooge tore a fort apart with his bare hands, and threw chunks of it at the Rough Riders. And they only stopped fighting because Roosevelt and McDuck are old friends.

    Which reminds me: anyone got the Life and Times collection, and willing to share? I didn't see it on /r/ last time I checked.
    >> Anonymous 04/14/09(Tue)21:34 No.4284526
    FUCK. YOU.
    >> Toy Store Anonymous !wImXn9Y2hw 04/14/09(Tue)21:35 No.4284527
    In her defense, Scrooge has 15 levels in Frenzied Berserker, 10 levels in Noble, and 20 levels in McDuck.
    >> Anonymous 04/14/09(Tue)21:35 No.4284534
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    Fuck yeah, grimdark cartoon battle


    Perhaps this should jar your memory...
    >> Toy Store Anonymous !wImXn9Y2hw 04/14/09(Tue)21:37 No.4284543
    First 12 are up on /rs/.

    Just look for Life and Times, you'll spot them.
    >> Anonymous 04/14/09(Tue)21:37 No.4284546
    He still loses to any spellcaster at all because that's how 3.5 works.
    >> Anonymous 04/14/09(Tue)21:37 No.4284547
    You forgot the 3 levels in Badass
    >> Red Wat 04/14/09(Tue)21:39 No.4284554
    What, no levels in badass?
    >> Anonymous 04/14/09(Tue)21:39 No.4284557
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    >> Anonymous 04/14/09(Tue)21:40 No.4284568
    Nope. He's got 5 levels in Mundane Anchor.
    >> Anonymous 04/14/09(Tue)21:43 No.4284591
    As >>4284061 , >>4283989, and >>4283896 have pointed out, I think we're using Exalted here.

    In which case I posit that McDuck must be an Exalt of some kind - maybe a Solar from a large community of wyld-mutated humans situated at the edge of creation.
    >> Toy Store Anonymous !wImXn9Y2hw 04/14/09(Tue)21:43 No.4284594
    He's got levels in McDuck.

    It's like the munchkin version of Badass.
    >> Anonymous 04/14/09(Tue)21:45 No.4284615

    Is that a fucking ZakuDuck?
    >> Anonymous 04/14/09(Tue)21:46 No.4284623
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    speedy shop are suck
    >> Unholy Clown Ninja Maid Anonymous, tl;dr Xom's Champion !!0aKrfPDoCW4 04/14/09(Tue)21:49 No.4284648
    I now christen thee Shop McSuck.
    >> Anonymous 04/14/09(Tue)21:53 No.4284690

    He gave his life so you would be a slave to chaos and darkness.
    >> Anonymous 04/14/09(Tue)22:02 No.4284802
    Hey, can we get some of those comics with Scrooge and his manly displays of god-like power?

    I mean the duck MUST have gotten his power from Teddy before he turned on the president..
    >> Anonymous 04/14/09(Tue)22:04 No.4284831
    McDuck is clearly Khorne
    >> Toy Store Anonymous !wImXn9Y2hw 04/14/09(Tue)22:04 No.4284833
    Actually, just read the issue where they met.

    He tried to save Teddy from a dinosaur.
    >> Toy Store Anonymous !wImXn9Y2hw 04/14/09(Tue)22:07 No.4284872
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    This is the cover.

    Back when he's still running on commoner and McDuck levels.
    >> Anonymous 04/14/09(Tue)22:11 No.4284915
    Life is like a hurricane.
    Here in Duckburg.
    >> Anonymous 04/14/09(Tue)22:13 No.4284940

    That is one pissed off-looking duck.

    >> Anonymous 04/14/09(Tue)22:15 No.4284956

    Race cars, lasers, aeroplanes
    It's a duck-blur
    >> Toy Store Anonymous !wImXn9Y2hw 04/14/09(Tue)22:16 No.4284974
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    >> Anonymous 04/14/09(Tue)22:17 No.4284990
    To sum it up.


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    >> Toy Store Anonymous !wImXn9Y2hw 04/14/09(Tue)22:20 No.4285022
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    And here he is surviving dynamite.
    >> Toy Store Anonymous !wImXn9Y2hw 04/14/09(Tue)22:22 No.4285050
    All this and more: >>>/rs/life+and+times+of+scrooge+mcduck
    >> Anonymous 04/14/09(Tue)22:24 No.4285070
    This thread is now about the sheer awesome that is Scrooge McDuck


    Thank you T.S.Anon for these most glorious gifts
    >> Anonymous 04/14/09(Tue)22:25 No.4285082
    >>4283844As a disney character, McDuck can shoot at my, but is not allowed to kill me.

    Scrooge is going to mangle you like a cartoon character.

    no matter how twisted your limbs are, how bruised and battered your face is or how much your throat chokes with dust

    you will not die

    he will not let you die.
    >> Anonymous 04/14/09(Tue)22:27 No.4285107
    ... can't sleep, the duck will get me...
    ... can't sleep, the duck will get me...
    ... can't sleep, the duck will get me...
    >> Anonymous 04/14/09(Tue)22:29 No.4285132

    Sucks being a cartoon man.

    No wonder /co/ is afraid of McDuck.

    Can /tg/ handle him? Will even the Emperor be able to help?
    >> Toy Store Anonymous !wImXn9Y2hw 04/14/09(Tue)22:33 No.4285174
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    I should mention that 'McDuck' counts as at least one level in all non-caster classes.
    >> Anonymous 04/14/09(Tue)22:34 No.4285189
    McDuck vs. The Emperor of Mankind

    No matter what, it will be funny.
    >> Toy Store Anonymous !wImXn9Y2hw 04/14/09(Tue)22:35 No.4285201
    Oh, there's a couple things that can handle McDuck from /co/. Only a handful though.

    McDuck's in the same Tier as Popeye, who is pretty much hax tier.

    Angry McDuck? Yeah... Droopy. Maybe.
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    >> Anonymous 04/14/09(Tue)22:39 No.4285245
    >at least one level in all non-caster classes.
    ...Of every game and setting ever created.

    Even F.A.T.A.L.
    >> Anonymous 04/14/09(Tue)22:40 No.4285250
    Droopy? How the hell?
    >> Anonymous 04/14/09(Tue)22:42 No.4285272
    Is the Ancient Red Dragon female? What do I need to roll for seduction?
    >> Anonymous 04/14/09(Tue)22:43 No.4285274
    holy fucking shit
    >> Anonymous 04/14/09(Tue)22:43 No.4285280
    Droopy is everywhere you're going, and everywhere you've come from.
    >> Anonymous 04/14/09(Tue)22:44 No.4285295
    ...You've never seen him in action, have you?
    He manipulates the threads of Plot better than everyone but Bugs, and Bugs has to deal with the near-crippling laziness and insanity.
    >> Anonymous 04/14/09(Tue)22:45 No.4285303
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    Droopy is pretty much the ultimate GM.
    The mean kind.
    >> Drawde 04/14/09(Tue)22:47 No.4285323
    Scrooge, because that giant tower is just his piggybank and he's a greedy fucker.

    Or I take advantage of the onset of Alzheimer's and pretend to be one of his nephews. Then we go on adventures.
    >> Toy Store Anonymous !wImXn9Y2hw 04/14/09(Tue)22:48 No.4285339
    Though, a friend following the thread pointed out that Droopy and McDuck would never really come to blows, because both of them are ONLY dangerous when angry.
    >> Anonymous 04/14/09(Tue)22:51 No.4285364
    I just never thought of him as dangerous.

    Well Bugs was beat by that one Hotel Manager and almost beat by the Gremlin but the Bomber thankfully ran out of gas
    >> Toy Store Anonymous !wImXn9Y2hw 04/14/09(Tue)22:51 No.4285368
    Yeah, that's 4 simultaneous attacks, exactly what does that equate to in attacks per round?
    >> Toy Store Anonymous !wImXn9Y2hw 04/14/09(Tue)22:56 No.4285418
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    >> Toy Store Anonymous !wImXn9Y2hw 04/14/09(Tue)22:59 No.4285441
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    >> Toy Store Anonymous !wImXn9Y2hw 04/14/09(Tue)23:02 No.4285464
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    >> Toy Store Anonymous !wImXn9Y2hw 04/14/09(Tue)23:03 No.4285487
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    >> Toy Store Anonymous !wImXn9Y2hw 04/14/09(Tue)23:05 No.4285510
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    >> Toy Store Anonymous !wImXn9Y2hw 04/14/09(Tue)23:10 No.4285568
    I should mention, shortly before that series of pages I just posted? McDuck was robbed.
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    >> Anonymous 04/14/09(Tue)23:19 No.4285665
    i noticed.
    fucking hell.. hes a monster.
    and not one person shouting "furry!" have you grown up /tg/?
    >> Toy Store Anonymous !wImXn9Y2hw 04/14/09(Tue)23:22 No.4285690
    He gets it from his mother.

    Scrooge's baby sister.

    Also, Donald's TERRIFIED of Scrooge.
    >> Anonymous 04/14/09(Tue)23:22 No.4285692
    We're too afraid to shout "furry."

    He'll know.
    >> Intrepid Tripfag !!c0BNIdC9qAz 04/14/09(Tue)23:27 No.4285747
    >> Anonymous 04/14/09(Tue)23:28 No.4285762

    One, it's feathers, and two, old-school Disney is exempt from furry.

    >> Anonymous 04/14/09(Tue)23:29 No.4285765

    The east cost kiddies are gone to bed.


    Indeed. Donald is hardcore but Scrooge is a monster both on the battle field and on wall street.
    >> Steelhaven 04/14/09(Tue)23:30 No.4285780
    No, furrys are gay and pathetic. McDuck has to much badass who could care less about gay sex like most furries.

    Hes out to kick ass, get paid, and go on to the next adventure.

    Fuck your gay sex yiffing furries.
    >> Anonymous 04/14/09(Tue)23:32 No.4285798
    ... is it just me, or did anyone just read this in a very wide suthern good old boy slur?
    >> Toy Store Anonymous !wImXn9Y2hw 04/14/09(Tue)23:36 No.4285840
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    >> Toy Store Anonymous !wImXn9Y2hw 04/14/09(Tue)23:37 No.4285854
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    >> Toy Store Anonymous !wImXn9Y2hw 04/14/09(Tue)23:39 No.4285873
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    McDuck. In his early 20s.
    >> Toy Store Anonymous !wImXn9Y2hw 04/14/09(Tue)23:40 No.4285891
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    Ducktales is a cool guy. He jumps at guns and isn't afraid of anything.
    >> Toy Store Anonymous !wImXn9Y2hw 04/14/09(Tue)23:42 No.4285909
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    >> Anonymous 04/14/09(Tue)23:45 No.4285938

    >> Anonymous 04/14/09(Tue)23:46 No.4285947
    >Scrooge on a giant golden throne in gold power armor.
    DRAW IT.
    >> Agouri !!Q+SCob6iFc6 04/14/09(Tue)23:52 No.4286000
    Guys. Don't forget about McDuck's one and only weakness

    Goldy (was that the name of her?)
    He would never hurt even an illusion of her.

    Fucking mcduck though, seriously
    >> Anonymous 04/14/09(Tue)23:59 No.4286073

    This is why I would choose McDuck.

    If it was a fight to the death, with no way out... I'd probably choose the dragon.
    >> Toy Store Anonymous !wImXn9Y2hw 04/15/09(Wed)00:01 No.4286105
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    >> Anonymous 04/15/09(Wed)00:02 No.4286106
    He can't kill you, but he can make you wish you were dead.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/09(Wed)00:02 No.4286116
    Archived at sup/tg/. Let future generations learn to fear the last of Clan McDuck.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/09(Wed)00:10 No.4286190
    Although Toon Physics applied to a regular human can be rather lethal. Must I remind you of Who Framed Roger Rabbit.

    Toon walks away from a Piano dropped on his head. Human doesn't
    >> Anonymous 04/15/09(Wed)00:15 No.4286245
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    The infamous steamboat scene.
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    >> Toy Store Anonymous !wImXn9Y2hw 04/15/09(Wed)00:23 No.4286325
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    >> Anonymous 04/15/09(Wed)00:25 No.4286340
    The dragon. You're all retarded for thinking you could take scrooge. Bastard smokes dragons for fun and profit.
    >> Toy Store Anonymous !wImXn9Y2hw 04/15/09(Wed)00:34 No.4286414
    By age 30, McDuck was an epic level character. The shit you see him do in Ducktales? That's what he does as a hobby after retiring.
    >> Toy Store Anonymous !wImXn9Y2hw 04/15/09(Wed)00:35 No.4286430
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    >> Anonymous 04/15/09(Wed)00:48 No.4286541
    Y'know, if this assumes the two exist in the same universe, Scrooge probably has beat up the dragon and taken his hoard long before you get there anyway.

    At best, you will have to compete with him for the loot.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/09(Wed)01:05 No.4286670
    This thread must be archived for future generations.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/09(Wed)01:18 No.4286771
    Scrooge is a lunar exalted.

    And he liked the humanoid duck thingy, and refuses to shift out of it.
    >> Toy Store Anonymous !wImXn9Y2hw 04/15/09(Wed)01:23 No.4286801
    Already on sup/tg/.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/09(Wed)01:25 No.4286820
    Tell McDuck where to find said dragon
    Rob McDucks moneybin while he's busy with the dragon.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/09(Wed)01:31 No.4286884
    One would think at first glance that Scrooge would be the easier target. It's one duck, his nephews and maybe that retard Launchpad against a trained adventuring party but you'd be wrong.
    A dragon would be far easier because in that fight you and your party are clearly the protagonists and would stalwartly best the dragon in a heartwarminly epic fassion.
    But if you're stealing from the Duck then you are clearly the antagonists and would get your asses kicked in a cartoony fasion by the plucky nephews and then probably learn a lesson about how it's wrong to steal.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/09(Wed)01:39 No.4286950
    McDuck, send in Glomgold first.

    Act as though your party stopped him from stealing the First Dime, replace it with a fake, if at all possible.

    Otherwise, avoid any overt confrontation with McDuck. Nuts to the robot and the plucky nephews: Avoid the fucker who is strong enough to swim through a mass of solid gold coins.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/09(Wed)01:46 No.4287016
    that is scarily true
    >> Anonymous 04/15/09(Wed)01:48 No.4287030
    He can't go through coal, though. It's just coins.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/09(Wed)01:56 No.4287092
    Damn it, I'm trying to think of someone who could pull this off but I've got nothing.

    Who could beat the fucking McDuck?

    If you'd try to take him on, you really should take a bunch of hurdcore nutjobs who enjoy fighting. People like Kharn the Betrayer and Kenpachi Zaraki, for instance.

    Even then, you'd only have miniscule chances of victory. Bet bet - distract McDuck with small army of psychos and RUN THE FUCK AWAY WITH THE GOLD. Try to leave McDuck's plane of existance ASAP and from there search for a way to escape to another dimension.

    Then call Exterminatus on McDuck's planet.

    Then hide out for the rest of your days because HE IS DEFINITELY STILL ALIVE, AND STILL AFTER YOU. AND HE WILL ONE DAY CATCH YOU.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/09(Wed)01:56 No.4287101

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    >> Anonymous 04/15/09(Wed)02:00 No.4287134
    I'd choose the Dragon.

    Dragons are beatable. Hell, even if the dragon's fucking Trogdor the Burninator himself I would rather choose him over fucking with the duck.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/09(Wed)02:01 No.4287148
    Finally, people are showing some sense.

    Badassery aside, the Duck has plot armor and will, WILL fuck your world. Generic dragon likely only has his stats to guard him. Good stats, but nothing like being able to disregard reality with badassery and plot armor.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/09(Wed)02:07 No.4287195
    Furthermore, McDuck's a PC.

    A PC.

    Once again, McDuck is a PC.

    And he's better than you.

    You know how you're fucking scary in a game of DnD? Heh, you're nothing compared to McDuck.

    That is all.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/09(Wed)02:09 No.4287208
    McDuck is invincible AS LONG AS HE IS IN THE RIGHT.

    Find a way to make him the bad guy and you've all but won. Good luck managing THAT though.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/09(Wed)02:18 No.4287272

    oh, god. Now I'm seeing Kharn and Zaraki as those two guys, on an episode of Ducktails
    >> Anonymous 04/15/09(Wed)02:19 No.4287281
    To be honest, this thread is pretty much tldr;, so I apologize if anyone has already stated my answer.

    Would we be playing by Disney rules, or system rules? If the former, then I'll take the dragon, because red dragons are evil and evil always loses in Disney. Plus there's no legitimate way to beat Scrooge in the Disneyverse because you can't be more of a good guy than him.

    If it's the latter, then Scrooge. In a system like D&D or Exalted all of his plot armor and "I win" buttons don't work, and a moderately leveled druid/cleric/wizard has enough mojo to beat him, his allies, and steal his horde SINGLEHANDEDLY. Having a full party would be overkill. You know how much damage a cannon does in D&D? 5d6 at most. Know how much a lightning bolt does at level 10? Twice that. Scrooge is dead in 10 rounds by D&D rules, one round if disintegrate or a similar spell is used.

    So it's really dependent on the system. Either way a properly muchkin-ed party wins. PLAYERS ALWAYS WIN, UNLESS THE DM IS A CUNT.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/09(Wed)02:20 No.4287286
    This really depends on whether we use roleplay or Ducktales rules. If this is a RPG situation, Scrooge is just an extremely powerful and badass PC. There's no such thing as plot armor to save him, which makes him killable - in theory.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/09(Wed)02:22 No.4287298
    >> Anonymous 04/15/09(Wed)02:26 No.4287322

    McDuck is fully munchkin'd. His so-called 'I Win' buttons are mostly based off his epic-level strength. Have you not read any of the comics posted in this thread?
    >> Anonymous 04/15/09(Wed)02:27 No.4287334
    Saying McDuck's killable is like saying Batman's killable. He CAN be killed, yes, but there's no way in fuck you'd ever manage it.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/09(Wed)02:30 No.4287348
    Scrooge...but I'd be high...
    >> Anonymous 04/15/09(Wed)02:35 No.4287377
    I would probably go for the dragon. Slim chance of success is still better than no chance of success at all.

    ...or wait, better. If I can, as the OP says, get to the loot, it means I know how to bypass the protections of the dragon. So I go to McDuck, tell him I can tell him of a bigass treasure and how to get to it, and haggle with him to about half what I estimate the dragon's treasure will be. Then he goes and gets it, because he's Scrooge Motherfucking McDuck and a mere dragon is a speedbump.

    In the end, I get half a bigass treasure for no risk, Scrooge is half a bigass treasure richer, and everyone's happy.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/09(Wed)02:43 No.4287443

    You must have missed the part where I stated that this thread was tldr;, meaning I pretty much skipped everything after the first five posts because WALL OF TEXT.

    I'm not so up to date on Scrooge's abilities beyond what I remember from watching the cartoon as a kid, but can he use magic? The reason I brought up the point about the universe in which the showdown takes place is because that basically decides the outcome before a fight even starts. I'll make a flowchart, based on the setting being D&D 3.5:

    1.) Can it use Magic?
    - Yes, go to 3.
    - No, go to 2.
    2.) It loses.
    3.) Is it a full spellcaster?
    - If Yes, go to 4.
    - If No, go to 2.
    4.) It wins.

    And it's as easy as that. If D&D characters can kill an aborted god fetus that exudes an aura of death several hundred feet in all directions, then I don't think a fucking duck, no matter how much JUST AS PLANNED or super strength he has, is going to stand much of a chance.

    Also the rules don't say anything about party level. For a low-level party it would be a fun adventure, but once you pass level 15 the above flowchart full applies to all encounters.
    >> That Paranoid Guy 04/15/09(Wed)02:45 No.4287461
    Batman vs Scrooge.

    Who wins?
    >> Anonymous 04/15/09(Wed)02:45 No.4287464
    Knowing him, he'd probably have some way of being immune to magic. An immunity to magic ring or something, or perhaps it's a class feature of the Merciless Badass class.

    your answer is win.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/09(Wed)02:46 No.4287467

    You would get at most like ten bux
    >> Anonymous 04/15/09(Wed)03:29 No.4287821

    Or it costs you a teddy bear.

    If he isn't able to do the negotiations himself.
    But really. To sell him the location of the dragon would be the best bet. And do NOT try to screw him over. Just set a high price, and sell it to him fairly and squarely. That's safe.
    Just... NEVER try to screw over good old badass McDuck
    >> Anonymous 04/15/09(Wed)03:56 No.4287998
    Be sure to tell him that you've searched for days, weeks, or months for a hoard like this. Hard work pays off, with scrooge.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/09(Wed)04:05 No.4288051
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    There is one who can match his badassery.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/09(Wed)04:06 No.4288060
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    Pretty clear what happened, eh.
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    Illegal or not, you can't show it on a Disney comic book.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/09(Wed)04:10 No.4288084
    Can't remember those pages.

    What book are they from?
    >> Anonymous 04/15/09(Wed)06:19 No.4288654


    Holy shit, I thought this was a one-time thing they did, because I was so used to Ducktales and their version of Scrooge.

    I never thought Scrooge could get this pissed off...

    But hot damn, this thread just showed me the FULL extension of Scrooge's badass spirit.

    It's like Scrooge was told to tone his potential down the same way they told Bruce Lee to slow down his punches so the cameras could capture them.

    I swear to fucking God...

    I think Scrooge is capable of taking on the Lady of Pain... and winning... somehow...

    No seriously, fucking Scrooge McDuck.

    They say you don't mess with the Lady of Pain....

    >> Anonymous 04/15/09(Wed)06:26 No.4288705
    >Please mister, there's only twenty of us! Can't you wait until our reinforcements arrive?

    Holy crap.

    >> Anonymous 04/15/09(Wed)06:27 No.4288709

    You have a better chance of stating the Lady of Pain than stating McDuck
    >> Anonymous 04/15/09(Wed)06:30 No.4288724

    You were lied to the entire time.

    The Emperor was, and always had been, Scrooge McDuck.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/09(Wed)06:32 No.4288737

    >> Anonymous 04/15/09(Wed)06:35 No.4288754
    Oh god in heaven have mercy.

    We're doomed.
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    >> Anonymous 04/15/09(Wed)06:47 No.4288812

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    >> Anonymous 04/15/09(Wed)06:55 No.4288846
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    In this thread: Butthurt parasites.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/09(Wed)06:57 No.4288858
    Scrooge is a Mary Sue...and it's OK!
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    Roll for SAN loss. ALL OF YOU.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/09(Wed)06:59 No.4288867
    Stats on Scrooge McDuck, plz
    >> Anonymous 04/15/09(Wed)07:02 No.4288874
    It's impossible, if only because we'd have to calculate his wealth.
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    Go earn your own horde you faggots.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/09(Wed)07:05 No.4288881
    He's got a time machine. He could go back and delete your fetus.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/09(Wed)07:06 No.4288882
    We need a writefag story about Eldrad thinking he screwed over McDuck and giggling like the faggot he is...

    Only for the awesome shit that we've barely seen in the old comics to happen and Eldrad gets what's coming to him.

    And in the other room, Macha is giggling insanely like a little schoolgirl as she hears her father's cries for mercy as McDuck does whatever he does off-screen...
    >> Anonymous 04/15/09(Wed)07:35 No.4288949

    censored violence, amiright?
    >> Anonymous 04/15/09(Wed)08:21 No.4289121
    The Anicent Red Dragon.

    I know that I can kill a Dragon and I know that Scrooge McDuck'll come a'ridin on two dragons surfing an avalanche and kill me with a pickaxt if I touch his gold. furthermore he's a Disney character, he can't be killed.
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