Your are Eva Mckenna Gamindusti's personification of all things Command and Conquer, and well you used to be awesome, trouble being you can't recall how you used to be awesome you just /Know/ you were. but Gamindustri seems set too remind you that you're not you just need too remind Gamindustri who the hell it's dealing with.With that in mind you set off into the sunny Leanboxian dayyou head off too>Unreal Arena would be nice to catch a couple of matches.>the Live Market get your daily bread, eggs and breaded eggs, amongst other things>write in
>>42781446I really have no clue what I'm doing and with no plan but blorp pushed his quest back again and I've been meaning to do something like this
>>42781446>>Unreal Arena would be nice to catch a couple of matches.
>>42781446Go to the unreal arena after eating a half of breaded egg.Get some energy, but do not tire your body with food first.Also, we kawaii moe moe kane nao?
>>42781446>write inFind a beerhall, get sloshed, then hop up on a table and start shouting about the technology of peace.
>>42781729kinda sorta Eva won't be as concerned about not being moe like Urist but she won't be trying either.so she will do as /tg/ dictates.
Thoughts of getting wasted and proselytising briefly flit through your mind you're not a creature fond of drink at this hour , though you admire your spot of industry if it comes with green crystals. spawning a limosine you are quickly off too your destination on Leanbox's busy streets as you cross the first live bank an explosion rips the left half of the building into oblivion sending traffic to a dead halt throught the dust come two women wearing balaclavas.You >hero complex try your best to stop them>Nope just tell the faceless driver to floor it >spawn a cople things and continue on your way
>>42782191>spawn a cople things and continue on your way
>>42782191>spawn a cople things and continue on your wayLet's see how far those damn Payday girls get when their way is blocked by a squad of Wolverines.
>>42782191Get a trip or some jackass will try and derail things.>spawn a cople things and continue on your way
>>42782264>>42782331roll me 20 folks dc10>implying payday could knock down half a building
>>42782395You baited me in with NOD. You better take reasonability for it Griffon.
Rolled 2 (1d20)>>42782395payday would involve like a bajillion cops dead and 4 random dude(ettes) shooting everything while a comically slow drill opens a vault.I'm guessing Battlefield thanks to the image. Eitherway its kind of rude to just blow up random buildings. speaking of whats NODGirls gimmick besides spawning in units?Oh yeah and dice gods.
Rolled 9 (1d10)>>42782395big money
>>42782451Oh sweet gentle jesus on a unicycle this just bodes well doesn't it?! I'm not rolling another dice this evening you guys do it.Sorry sorry sorry sorry oh god why how fucked are we?
>>42782422you will get Noddies don't you worry but you guys are more than Kane humping fanatics it is there but you are all pieces of the C&C franchise.
>>42782486>Kane Humping FanaticsGOD SIR, HOW DARE YOU USE SUCH RUDE WORDS TOO THE MESSIAH. On a More serious note, Including Generals/Zero Hour/Red alert 4 and god forbid...Tib4?
>>42782486If that means what I think it does we have one hell of an arsenal to use. Everything from siege blimps to psionic school girls.I hope you realize this is like letting kids into a candy store and saying its all free right?
>>42782451>4 random dude(ettes) shooting everything while a comically slow drill opens a vault>implying we didn't just catch the tail end of 2 players doing a sub-35-second run of Ukrainian Job
>>42782544oh I know the versatility of C&C but you guys still need to go up and lets just say some of the big things can't be spawned in all that easily or are of limited use
>>42782643>Giant fuckoff battletanks>Of limited use>In a setting where having a FUCK EVERYTHING button is very handy to have.surely you jest good sir.
A gentle command to your vehicles faceless driver has him trying to edge his way out of the throng of stopped cars as you open a command window too drop a couple of units thought of dropping a commando work through your mind but your stopped by one of the young women stopping in front of you and levels an Uzi gesturing for the driver too get out " he can't hes not programmed too" you mutter under your breath as a sharklike grin grows what stops the grin is when the woman punches the driver out and tosses him too the side before whistling and gesturing to her comrade who is messing about in the trunk of another vehicle.you..>summon [Commandos Commandos now!] roll d6>try not too get noticed>write in>>42782676the battle tanks aren't the limited use the giant slowass seige blimps are of limited use in that there isn't much call for them outside of level everything in a five block radius and those things tend too get noticed by goddesses
Rolled 5 (1d6)>>42782781>COMMANDOS NOAW
Rolled 1 (1d6)>>42782781I'm with salty>>42782800Seriously thats just rude. They could ASKED for a damn ride.
Rolled 6 (1d6)>>42782781>summon [Commandos Commandos now!] roll d6
The gravity of the situation setting in, as the girl who did the impossible and punched out the driver climbs into the driver seat, her companion pulling a rocket launcher out of the trunk of the car. with practiced but hurried motions you work your command window +Access_RA3 Allieds +Summon_1x RA3 Tanya+Summon_1x RA3 Riptide +Summon_4xRA3 Peacekeepers you grit your teeth preparing for the lag spike that hits when you summon more than one or two units to you at once it seriously is much easier if you build them from the proper facilities but the cities zoning laws won't allow you too build your own base in the middle of a residential district and lady green heart had already talked to you for building in the middle of a farmers field it's not even like you put any Tiberium down. the other girl sprinting the short distance to the limo seems to be the wary type as she swaps out mage before climbing into the front passenger seat and says "GEETEE, theres some one in the back" her voice carrying a worrying amount of joy and elation though thats probably just the rocket launcher"well fuck em if they weren't clever enough to get going when I grabbed this ride then they're gonna get taken on a trip". the other girl GT you suppose replied with a bit too much anger.licking your lips you order you units to>Pile into the riptide and follow>Attack Attack Attack!>Surround them>Write in
>>42783348>Pile into Riptide and follow.
>>42783348>Pile into the riptide and follow
>>42783348Fuck it, pile them in. They did the impossible.probably calmly demand they keep the limo in one piece and maybe how the fuck did crazy lady #1 just do the impossible.And maybe if we like the answers enough they get a free tank. I dunno depends how awesome they get. Let's face it these two are probably safer on our side than the other side.
>>42783559>>42783459>>42783434alright what do you guys want too say?
>>42783678I actually didn't think that far ahead. Maybe what >>42783559said?
Haven't established much of a personality yet have we? I'm guessing something along the lines of Kane's ruthlessness, jaded because nobody lets us setup a proper base ANYWHERE (stupid farmers) and theres not nearly enough tiberium around.That could be fun to play. A grumpy megalomaniac who just really wants to build big bases and tanks and put green crystals around the place. Shit they could of fixed this by giving her an island someplace to have fun in. but nooooo they have to get their panties in a bunch about one little god damn base.Gimme a minute I might have a rough idea of what to cough out.
>>42783348Why did we summon Worst Tanya, Griffon?
>>42783678>Okay, that was literally not possible. You have my full attention ladies. How, Why, and where are you taking me? Please make sense.Assuming that "GT" doesn't scream profanity at us and if we like what they're up to maybe a partnership is in order. Someone who can steal anything and has a penchant for blowing stuff up? It's like free commando!
>>42783858Other Tanyas can't teleport back in time to regain health.
>>42783858I might be doing things by the seat of my pants but story reasons
>>42783820Could also mine ores or collect 'supplies' for the RA or Generals series.
>>42783888Not green enough.But seriously I doubt the goddesses like the other methods much either. One involves heavy mining and the other is basically dropping crates full of god knows what on people.
>>42783997Or stealing shit from warehouses.
>>42784035I have no idea what saltys on about. It'd make an awesome band name though.
>>42784083>>42784035Just ignore me, I can't type tonight so I'm only gonna Reply too OP after this. Fucking hell.
>>42784178Well I can't roll tonight I was the poor fucker who got a 1 and a 2 on both rolls he's made. Seriously I'm jinxed or something tonight.OP still here?
>>42784229we haven't really given anything for OP too work with. I'm leaving it too you guys and >>42783820
too say that anything about this situation is subtle or subdued would be a bit silly from the explosion to the fact that there is a machine gun equipped hover craft filled with units tailing the bank robber come kidnappers and the increasing volume behind the wail that you can only guess would be the police showing a godly slow response time and the kick of acceleration that you know this thing is incapable of. you lean forward and sayyou mind keeping the Limo in one piece? I mean I can call up another but I would much prefer not too". the words seemed too suprise GT as she let off a more advanced form of cussing as she is busy flicking her gaze between the Road and her smartphone which she seems too be madly tapping away at betty you take this I'm too busy getting this clunker some upgradeseven the other girl now betty seems affected though from you actually speaking or form the hover craft or even from the approaching sirens you can't say. but any weird happiness she had has faded into a stare of intense concentration"sorry but GT is not the sort too drive carefully as it were", she gave a small smile and lifted her balaclava up, "and I can't say things won't get hairy."you pause for a moment taking in her face she is appearing to be of a race that you can't really decide green eyes not /Green/ like yours. peers out from a yellowish browny skin uh huh and why are you doing this you ask taking care not too gesture too wildly too their weapons and the bags of cash they had uncerimoniously tossed into the back they share a glance Get paid and fuck bitches up GT pipes up from the drivers sideit's a nice change of pace betty respondsyou sigh and why aren't you adventuring I'm sure the pay is better.you>write in
>>42784330What the fuck happened to your formatting?
>>42784330eh I might have copy and pasted a touch to early.
>>42784384Missing a bunch of capitalization too.
>>42784384yeah it was way early I may have just forgot too copy and just pasted an old version hold on
>>42784330>Sit back and enjoy the ride
>>42784330disregard this one it does nothing but bring shame here's the proper versionToo say that anything about this situation is subtle or subdued would be a bit silly from the explosion, to the fact that there is a machine gun equipped hover craft, filled with units tailing the bank robber come kidnappers, and the increasing volume behind the wail that you can only guess would be the police showing a godly slow response time and the kick of acceleration that you know this thing is incapable of. you lean forward and say"you mind keeping the Limo in one piece? I mean I can call up another but I would much prefer not too". the words seemed too suprise GT as she let off a more advanced form of cussing as she is busy flicking her gaze between the Road and her smartphone which she seems too be madly tapping away at "Betty you take this I'm too busy getting this clunker some upgrades."Even the other girl Betty now seems affected though from you actually speaking, or form the hover craft, or even from the approaching sirens you can't say. but any weird happiness she had has faded into a stare of intense concentration."sorry but GT is not the sort too drive carefully as it were", she gave a small smile and lifted her balaclava up, "and I can't say things won't get hairy."you pause for a moment taking in her face she is appearing to be of a race that you can't really decide green eyes not /Green/ like yours, peers out from a yellowish browny skin uh huh and why are you doing this you ask taking care not too gesture too wildly too their weapons and the bags of cash they had uncerimoniously tossed into the back they share a glance Get paid and fuck bitches up GT pipes up from the drivers side>cont next post
>>42784623"it's a nice change of pace." betty responds as she clamber out onto the cars window sill readying up her rocket launcher.you sigh "And why aren't you adventuring I'm sure the pay is better.""you", whatever GT was going too say was cut off by a snarl and a hard left turn into oncoming traffic.and then things are starting to occur too youA you have a big-ass hovercraft tailing the fugitives and B neither them or the cops know that they are on either sideyou>tell the Riptide too back off>summon up a terror drone up ahead and shut this joyride down>wait out the ride you may be seen as an accompalice if they get caught.
>>42784647oh and write in
>>42784647RA2 or RA3 terror drone?If RA3>summon up a terror drone up ahead and shut this joyride down
>>42784647>Summon up a terror drone up ahead and shut down this joyride.We're Red Army son.
>>42784698here is how Eva works she can only pull from Generals to C&C4 she can't summon more than a couple of units at a time but if she is given the time to build up a base she can build as much as she wants.
>>42784745because of the obvious was really awesome but now isn't given time and me continuing this in the future this is meant to be a climb too past glories whatever direction that is
>>42784745So all of EA C&C then. Well, at least RA3 units have more abilities like being able to stop mechanical units in their tracks.
>>42784698>>42784722party bus stops here writing
>>42784803This all started because you wanted too catch a couple matches of Leanboxes favorite blood sport, and now you're kidnapped by two bank robbers who really have no plan and they just busted up a bank and expect too get away I mean there is chutzpah but this is just rediculous slow too ire you may be but yeah this is going a touch too far. with an inhale of breath you open up a second command window making sure to let them see it. +Access_RA3 Soviets+Summon1X RA3_Terror Drone "The fuck you doing". GT ever creative with her vocabulary says "ending this". was your simple response betty firing a rocket at the Riptide you have had tailing for some time now in the background. It tanked the shot semi easily you wince as you glance ot the other command window and see that the rocket knocked off a good chunk of health at a simple gesture the terror drone puts power into it's Electroarc gun and a bright leash of lightning has hit the Limo, Betty ever wary hops out as soon as the limo rolls down too a semi safe speed and draws her side arm taking pot shots at the drone. with another gesture on the other command window the Riptide halts and spills out it's occupants the Peacekeepers quickly switching to their shields and slowly start advancing on Betty While Tanya providing covering fire for the drone, is keeping her head down. though that leaves you and what you are pretty sure is the raging psychopath in the limo as she affixes you with a glare that would kill small continents if looks carried any killing potential.you>get out of the car>Grab one of the money bags Roll 20>Order the Riptide too fire on the Limo
Rolled 6 (1d20)>>42785248>Grab one of the money bags>Get out of Car>Order the Riptide too fire on the Limo
>>42785248>Summon a cryo legionnaire to get them to chill out
>C&C 4 was shit>Generals 2 was canceledIt hurts to be a C&C fan
Thoughts flit through you're mind of summoning a cryo legionaire funny that is sounding more familiar than it should, but you banish it you're reaching you're limit already your units are slower than they ought too be but they still troop on as they've been ordered too. Betty Appears too have switched from her pistol too an assault rifle and is readying up a grenade from her underslung launcher a couple more gestures and a couple of peacekeppers are using their overly large shotguns to provide the proper persuasion for Betty too keep her head down. Absorbed as you were with keeping one of the duo in check you were distracted from the other unfortuanetly she was not with a mighty war screech she has bashed the side of your head leaving you dazed for when she got out of her side of the car and dragged you out having just enough presence to reach for something to use as a weapon you grab one of their bags and swing it with wild abandon trying to by chance buy some distance between you and the beserking woman she finally steps back only to ready her SMG as quick as such a simple action would allow you order the Riptide to target the woman swinging it's Machine Gun around it opens fire the ratcheting racket of the machine gun seems to do little to dissuade her as she let's out another blood curdling cry and is just tanking bullet shots like it's nobodies business.you >run like hell>answer in kind and summon something /BIG/ Roll 20>write in
>>42785419that it does anon we must hope for a successor that is C&C in all but name.
Rolled 14 (1d20)>>42785789SOMETHING BIG;-; plz god dun fuck us.
Rolled 11 (1d20)>>42785789>answer in kind and summon something /BIG/ Roll 20
>>42785840>14Good enough Avatar incoming
Such a primal scream a war-cry that echoes all the way into your code something too fear something too respect, whoever this GT is she's gonna be coming for /you/ and hard and you relish it scarily enough, there are few times you let go those usually have alot of craters at the end you reach deep into yourself pushing through the lag of summoning fatigue too pull something, it is taking some digging but... there you have it something that resonates to your emerald depths as much as that war cry something that'll end this, the Avatar of Kane pulling it out and summoning it is easier than usual and it's towering and pristine it shimmers with a stealth field and menaces with a flame thrower with but a thought it stomps forward and engages the woman. the woman who is rushing you.you>DODGE! >Retask Terror Drone>Meet her in battle>write in
>>42786325>Retask Terror Drone
>>42786325KANE LIVES! >Retask terror drone.
Step by step she rushes towards you a tempest of bullets, a gesture on the command window sees the Terror Drone retasked to attack her, another detaches a Peacekeeper who throws himself in her way. With but a thought the Avatar has it's orders stomping forward it raises it's laser cannon and with a ruby laser blast, it cuts a gouge out of the road and finally she takes a step back, the terror drone throws itself at her dismantler claws fully extended letting out a skreee. The two arms embed themselves above her collar bone the drone pulls them out too strike again. Like lightning they fall once more this time she has managed too dodge backwards, only a single claw catching her on her leg the avatar lowers the nozzle of it's "reclaimed" flamethrower and lays down a thick tongue of flame that conceals both her and the drone a moment later and the gout cuts off and she if flailing about on the ground trying too put herself out, her rage has broken and for the moment she is defeated which leaves the question of Betty who is being handed off too police by Lady Green Heart she gives you a look that would render mountains asunder in their desperation too get away from her and you're not quite sure why
>>42787076>endsoo guys thoughts?should this be continued sometime later this week r am I terrile and should stop.
>>42787097I enjoyed it, It was a weird cluster fuck an a half. but I'd jump back in.
>>42787097Needs to work on formatting and some grammar a bit more.
>>42787219those are my common problems though, I will take some more time in editing to iron that out.next thread Jail debrief and Star-craft Big sistering us and hopefully a plan and more rollingtwitterhttps://twitter.com/GriffonCrimson
>>42787339You have a slight issue with weird capitalization too. Is English your second or third language?
>>42787354not even I just don't write that much so what you get is barely processed stream of thought it doesn't help that I thought I was using word turns out it was word pad this whole time