>If the negative reviews of a game are mostly whiny emotional rants devoid of any solid argument, the game is definitely worth playing.
Good thing my reviews only contain objective facts and no opinions.
>>42780325>>Trusting reviews in the first place
>If an opinion is presented as a single sentence of green text with a stupid picture, it's definitely not worth listening to.
>>42780325I wouldn't say that. It might be worth looking into though if the reviews don't actually say why it's bad, only that it is.The best thing you can do is look at the product yourself and form your own opinions about it.
>being so autistic you think complaints are only valid if presented in logical argument form.
>mfw I only read negative reviews and avoid positive reviews.
>>42780325> mostly whiny emotional rants devoid of any solid argumentThat's pretty much all of the negative reviews of FATAL.FATAL is worth playing. (USER WAS BANNED INDEFINITELY FOR THIS POST)
>>42780391If you want to be a genius, it's easy. All you have to do is say everything stinks, then you're never wrong. That's how much of a genius I am, that's how I got where I am today.
>>42780387But that describes your post, which means I should ignore your post, but if i ignore your post then I shouldn't ignore your post, but then
>>42780780congratulations, you got it
>>42780714>responding to tripfags>not just any tripfag, but fucking virtualoptimno, anon, you are the shitposter
>>42780693>roll for anal circumference>critical success!
>>42780403please give an example of a complaint that is 100% valid when presented as a retard
>>42780693Holy kekIs he b& bacause this is a blue board or just because An Hiro hates that game?
>>42780693Literally one week into Hiroyuki's reign and virt has been permabanned.I, for one, welcome our new asian overlords.
>>42780693thank you hiro
>>42780693BASED AN HIRO!
>>42782732literally who was virt?
>>42782768Nobody. He was nobody. Just ignore this thread and move on with your life.
>>42780693Was this post really worth the ban? I know we all take fatal as a lewd crass joke, but the ban just seems slightly out of place.I also must clarify that I know little of virtual's posting though.
>>42782811He's a pretty fucking horrid shitposter.
>>42782811>I also must clarify that I know little of virtual's posting though.were you, then you wouldn't think it's out of place
>>42782811I think that post was used as the straw breaking the camels back. He was also a horrible poster and probably a terrible human being.
>>42782816>>42782823>>42782832Can someone fill me in on this?
>>42782866tl;dr virtualoptim was a tripfag that had been relentlessly trolling /tg/ for months and until now nothing had been done about it
>>42782866just search his name on an archive site.the pattern becomes apparent very quickly
>>42782785Wait, he was Bod? Nobody was another tripfag who was around, are they the same person?
>>42782893No, he's chainmail_sam and another trip I forgot. Sometimes he'd forget which one he started trolling with and just switch mid-argument.
>>42780693Holy shit. MODS = GODS
>virt got perma'dMaybe he'd consider suicide once again.
>>42782877>>42782883He's already posting again? Not that indefinite.
>>42782816>>42782823>>42782832Em... ok anons, if you say so, it might be true.But then that would bring the question of why wasn't he banned b4.Anyway some tripfags and anons alike could receive a few well placed warnings before having to lean on the banhammer. Maybe that would diminish the amount of baitposters and allow for real discussions once in a while.
>>42780693This day has officially become amazing.
>>42780693I haven't felt this way since the guy with the Naruto avatar was permabanned.
>>42782935Dodging bans is against the rules, virt.
>>42782932Nvm I'm dumb.
>>42782832I think it would have been better if it was one of his worst posts, the ones that sum up everything wrong with what he does.
>>42782912>he's chainmail_sam and another trip I forgotBurn_autism.>>42782866>Can someone fill me in on this?https://archive.moe/tg/search/tripcode/!!ynhOPT0Bfir/deleted/deleted/Here are all of his deleted posts on /tg/ made using his primary tripcode. He also posts under the tripcode names "chainmail sam" and "burnautism", as well as anonymously. He is mainly famous for starting bait threads, replying to his OP (with a different name), and then forgetting his ruse and posting information in replies that only the OP would have known.
>>42782935virt, you already found a VPN eh?
>>42782960>implying FATAL is goodWorth every byte in the ban database
>>42780693THANK YOU AN HIRO
>>42782955Except I'm not that guy. Mods can check.
>>42780325If a game elicits a negative emotional reaction, that's an argument against it.Or do you not understand how everything human is tied with out feeling?Besides, the only way to get a good review is to go through reviewers and find those who seem to share your opinions and outlook. They aren't "right", but they will be a decent way to predict if you'll like something or not.
>>42780693>that public banMODS = GODS
>>42782984but it wasn't a LONG tirade about "why" it was good.Or why something is "bad". Usually it's more annoying when he calls something badwrongfun.
>>42780325>came here to figure out what the fuck happened to those chickens that their featherless>virt permabanned>everythingwentbetterthanexpected.jpgI still wanna know what happened to the chickens.
>>42782970>176 deleted posts on his 3 trips.Sweet zombie fucking Jesus.
>>42783009>the mods would know that I'm not using the same IP as the user who got banned>therefore they would know that I'm not bandodgingDo you see where your logic train fell off the tracks
>>42783043Skin disease. Chickens were alive when his picture was taken.
>>42783069>>this guy doesn't implicitly agree with everything we say!>>he must be that guy we hate!do you see how yours was never on any to begin with? that guy asked a reasonable question and now you're accusing him. this shit is colette 2.0
>>42783103if you can't see how >>42782955 is tongue-in-cheek you're probably worse than colette.
>>42782980I didn't know him nigga, I'm not here 24/7.>>42783069It's not just the IP, is the ISP which they should be able to see (at least google can). And the fact that I don't recall any VPN servers in my country. don't know though, haven't used that shit in forever.>>42783103Thanks for the support, but don't expose yourself to the flames dude.>>42783136Still cheaply done.
What a lovely day today has been.
>>42783201>And the fact that I don't recall any VPN servers in my country.this is an unbelievably retarded statement. your ISP wouldn't even properly function absent point-to-point tunneling
>>42782954RIP Jim Profit. May you burn forever.
>>42783061>tfw worse shitposter
>>42783296I felt pretty damn happy back when the tau necron avatar fag got perma'd as well.Ah, we're making memories here.
>>42780693Post tripfag review:6/10, wasn't as bad as lanced jack.
>>42783103I wasn't accusing anybody. I was just pointing out the flaw in your argument.
>>42780693Posting in this ebin breadGod bless our nippon overlords
Why didn't you guys filter him?I never get how you can chronic shitpost as a trip since it makes it so easy to filter.
>>42783419Whenever he realized he was being filtered, he either changed trips or took his trip off entirely, making the whole exercise pointless.
>>42783419>if i don't see him he can't derail a thread!shit, he's banned and he's derailing this thread
>>42780693He's gone. Holy shit. HE'S GONE! HELL YES
>>42780693NiceDaemonette next please
Depends. Does anyone that doesn't look at all reviews for the game on multiple sites with different topics even experienced enough to purchase the game?
I want my children to know that I saw this thread. And yet, I cannot ruin this moment with a tripcode. Aaaah, thank you Japan!
>>42780693Goddamn, I am glad I can see this in person.I don't even really have a proper reaction image for this.Hiro is already cleaning up the chan.
>>42780693I, for one, welcome our new glorious Nippon overlord!
>>42783458NiceDaemonette has been dead for months. its just a name others use to shitpost when they dont want to soil the name anonymous
>>42780693Please god, tell me this isn't a dream.
>>42780693WE LIVE IN PARADISE
>>42783444And it's the last time.Maybe somebody could print out the thread, burn it and upload the vid of it all somewhere.
>>42783458ND isn't nearly as bad as virt was.Still a shitposter, but a very niche one. Virt was more of a general plague.
>>42783648That can be argued.ND is the E. Coli to Verts's swine flu.
>>42783648ND is a 'niche' shitposter, if by niche you mean shows up in far too many threads talking about their fucking tentacle vagina fetish.
>>42780693Oh hell the fuck yes
>>42780693Was getting b& part of your plan?
>>42783665>ND is the E. Coli to Verts's swine flu....Don't you need E. coli to digest Vitamin K2?
>>42783723E.Coli is food poisoning, or at least one kind.
>>42783739It's also the Gut Flora that allows you to process Milk and Meat...
What's to stop him from just making new trip?
>>42780693This thread needs a sticky!MODS = GODS
>>42783723There's a lot of different strains of E. Coli. Drastically different strains lead to problems. This is also the reason you don't drink the water in Rome or Mexico city.
>>42780693Almost as good as when Jim Profit was banned and M--t put up a sticky http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/3052712/
>>42783761his IP address
>>42780693Given the large number of replies to this post, I'm going to assume that this chap was not well liked.
>>42783215>le ebin /v/-style screencap with reactions for top kekageI hope you get banned next.
>>42783780That's trivial to get around though.
>>42780693Praise be based mods.
>>42783739Escherichia coli isn't needed by humans, but the vast majority of strands are harmless and it lives in everyone's body. It is part of normal gut flora and is considered a commensalism relationship with humans (an organism that benefits from another without negatively or positively effecting it).
>>42783800can always do an x.x.x.0/24 ban
>>42783723ND, I got no beef with you when you talk world building and low level speculative anatomy. I don't even care that it's just to justify your fantasies, technically we're all trying to do that.But please stop spamming pics when the topic is not overtly sexual and don't spend an entire post just saying "muh brothers".
This should be board wide news. Would we be allowed post a sticky for a day or two?
>>42783794Ah, what luck! Drawn to the carnage, amidst all the other inhabitants of the board, we catch sight of the elusive newfriend! Note his repetetive yet hauntingly beautiful "le ebin, le ebin" cry as he bobs his head and strokes his genital area. After extensive study, it is believed that he performs this act in an attempt to blend in with the established denizens. A newcomer to the region, he does not yet realize that his actions serve only to highlight his presence and stature.
>>42780693I ever thought that I would see this day
>>42783886Didn't realise David Attenborough visited /tg/
>>42783886quality post, here, have this
he watches, but he cannot respondhe sees our joyand he rages in his cardboard prison
>>42780693I'm going to miss him. Every /tg/ needs a Jim Profit.
>>42784081Who is Jim Profit?
>>42784053Is he really raging though? I'd imagine that he b8ed and shitposted because he wanted attention. And he's getting a LOT of attention right now.>inb4 damage control
>>42780693This is a great day for /tg/. Bye virt I hope you see all this and rage impotently.
>>42780693Our Mod is an awesome Mod
>>42784147The kind of massive faggot who got so mad about his perma ban, he made a KYM page about himself to try and make himself look good.
>>42784244Imagine when I found out that Virt has a youtube and a tumblr.He is legitimately mentally unstable.
>>42784233Did we get a new one, or are they finally fed up.
>>42784181What a lot of people don't seem to realize is that for tripfags, getting banned is the ultimate goal.He set out to make people angry. He made enough people angry that he managed to force them to take action.Getting banned the the ultimate medal of honor for his kind.
>>42784181>>42784274True, but all the months spent building up his "troll cred" have been wiped away. If he wants to incite rage by name alone in the future, he's going to have to start from scratch.Because let's be honest. Taken on their own, individual virtposts (or virt-squirts, as I call them) aren't very bad. It's only because he worked so hard to shitpost in as many threads as possible that he's currently viewed as the most cancerous part of /tg/.
>>42784244How can these people be so obnoxious and yet banned so effectively?Why are they not ban evading and shitposting till the sun burns out.
>>42784147He was a turbofag, much like RMD. He was a tripfag who fagged on all of 4chan and had a superiority complex.Eventually /tg/ was the first board to ban him, which caused Moot to descend from on high, congratulate us, then ask us to aid in a campaign to eradicate him.Jim later went all over the internet complaining about how 4chan was a closeminded overly censored community that was just as bad as an Orwellian dictatorship and tried to control people's opinions.>>42784264Holy shit, links?
>>42780693Not as satisfying as when Jack got banned, but still good.
>>42780693TOP FUCKING KEKGet in here boys!
>>42784305Just Google it. Be warned, there are dangerous levels of autism at work here.
>>42784305>RMDR.I.P. I hope that DDR machine was dismantled.
>>42784305he goes by virtualoptim all over the place
>>42784264Oh, the one where he wrote but didn't perform a rap about how bad Dungeon World is? I was super looking forward to hearing how nasal and whiny his voice was.
>>42783969>mfw watching life of birds right now.baby pelicans are fucking assholes.
>>42780693Serves you right, niggerlover.
>>42780693Thank you based Japanese overlords.
>>42783789You would be right. Other anons here can fill you in on why this dude was a colossal faggot.ps its considered impolite to have a tripcode unless you absolutely need it.
>>42780693>>(USER WAS BANNED INDEFINITELY FOR THIS POST)
>>42784344Too bad nothing can ever fix the image of his naked body that will be forever seared into my brain.
>>42780693Obligatory celebration post.
>>42780693And as I passed through the valley of Summer, lo, I came upon an Oasis, and there, among the good folk and elegan/tg/entlemen, witnessed a shitposter's banishment from that blessed watering hole. I heard the word 'INDEFINITELY', and the word was good. Amen.
>>42784305>RMDFuuck nostalgia trip. Remember him posting on PA forums 04-05.
>>42784274Not really, I mean it prevents him from making more people angry.That's like saying a serial killer wants to go to jail and that's why he's skinning all those prostitutes, instead of because the voices in his head are telling him to. I mean, sure, sometimes people commit crimes to go to jail because their life outside sucks and hey, three square meals. But those crimes tend to be incredibly brazen one off things, not serial offences.
>>42780693>mods face when
>>42784382That's the only way they'll survive, unfortunately. Like little baby humans in developing countries, the only way for them to grow is by making sure they consume the energy that others would have, by any means necessary.
>>42783458THISDO NOT SUFFER THE TRIPFAG TO LIVE
Rolled 2 (1d20)>>42780693Woo Its party time.I cast Prestidigitation to make glowing orbs appear and turn this thread into a disco.
>>42784493But ND is a namefag, not a tripfag.
>>42784501You fucked up. Its Dazzling Lights you want for disco ball style.
>>42784523By that logic we'd ban obamination-sama, who's so ok that I never notice he's a namefag.
>>42780693So just to make sure because I genuinely don't know, how much of this ban had to do with the system this guy posted about?
>>42784557FATAL is awful, awful shit, but the ban didn't have anything to do with it. virt's just an annoying cunt.
>>42784557Probably very little, it was just the straw that broke the camel's back.
>>42780693One of the first things I see today on /tg/ is that virtualoptim the retard has been permabanned. Today is going to be a good day.
Rolled 15 (1d20)>>42784501Damnit.>>42784537Alright. Let try it again.Dazzling Lights!
>>42784557Nothing, it was just the mods playing whackamole with a shitposter. "He's popped up! SMACK"But knowing virt he would have stuck around to argue that literally every system was bad and was the system that was killing the hobby.
>>42784523Oh shit, i'm dumbI always thought it had a trip
>>42784608There we go, now the party can really start.
>>42784589Yeah, him derailing threads with shit like pic related and it just finally coming coming to a head is probably it.new administration is looking up.
>>42784608Fuck yeah its dance time mother fuckers!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xAM6mG6BWjw
>>42780693>see red text with massive amount of replies>read post>why the fuck would anyone get banned for this?>see it was virtualoptimFUCK YES
>>42780693Please tell me somebody took a cap of his ban on the ban log.
>>42784754Sadly, I missed it on the ban log. That would be a good cap to have.
>>42780693>(USER WAS BANNED INDEFINITELY FOR THIS POST)
>>42780693We'll miss you VO
>>42784523He took his trip off so you could not block him anymore. Not only was he a trip fag, he is the worse kind of fag.
>>42780693Did anyone see what they listed it as?http://www.4chan.org/bansI'm sad I didn't get to see.
>>42783350Yeah but that's like comparing Saddam Husein and Pol-Pot. They all still got to go.
>>42780693Polite sage, literally just here to share in the glory.Thank you based Hiroyuki, we shall sing songs of your greatness.
>>42780693so this is the power of new moderation? Not bad, not bad at all....
>>42784822Man, it might have been up there with Jim's ban. Alas, you cant have everything.>>42784925You can filter names you know.
>>42784754log shows random sample of bans, not compete list
Praise be to our Asian ruler.Can we get a board for quests now please?
>>42780693I saw this day.Truly, I am blessed.
>>42785007Seconding this. History and quest boards are needed.
>>42780693This is the greatest of days. For I see now, in the second coming of the Administrator, we did not lose moot. Instead, we gained an Asian.
>>42784704can we hold a wake?You know, where we post shit like that.>>42784523>>42784925>>42784987The whole "you must be anonymous or you're terrible" thing is one of the worst aspects of image board culture.>>42785007>>42785055Let's be honest, it'll never happen.
>>42785055history board would be 90% WW2 threads, and more realistically, 90% /pol/.
>>42785055>history boardoh man, it will be /pol/ 2.0
>>42785069>The whole "you must be anonymous or you're terrible" thing is one of the worst aspects of image board culture.Its hard for name or tripfags to be accepted. Gropey_the_clown is one. That tripfag is pretty based. Strayan Barbarian is pretty cool too, not going to lie, pretty bro tier.I think the reason why people have such a knee jerk reaction to hate them is because the vast majority of name and tripfags are absolutely terrible.
>>42785086That's /good/ thoughwe want /pol divided and confused
>>42785086Yeah, but it'll clean up /tg/ and /pol/ both, a bit.>>42785109This guy gets it.
>>42785099>Its hard for name or tripfags to be accepted.>Gropey_the_clown is one.DLFG? Decu?
>>42780693I shall hold a celebration in honour of this day. All of Britain shall rejoice.
>>42785099On /pfg/ we have Devs from Dreamscarred Press descend from on high and talk to us, and as such use a trip so we can better direct our questions to them.
>>42785069Incentives for anonymous posting is literally what makes this format great. If you are posting under a system in which personal fame is glorified, such the reddit or tumblr, you post things which you think as many people as possible will like, to get that karma, or likes, or follows, or upvotes, or whatever. When you post anonymously, you are free to post how you really think. Now obviously this has some problems( See: /v/,) but I find it to be greatly preferable to the average circlejerk of posting for likes you find on other popular social media sites.
>>42780693Dear Diary,today the mods were based as fuck.
>>42785069>The whole "you must be anonymous or you're terrible" thing is one of the worst aspects of image board culture.Bullshit. Anonymity is the soul of 4chan.
>>42780693Heaven exists and so does God
>>42785131DLFG almost exclusively posts in image threads, and is a hero to all. Storytiem and WafflehouseMillionaire are also pretty based.
>>42780693THANK YOU BASED HIRO
>>42785099Shadowrun general has a few decent ones but then, Shadowrun general draws a bit on the culture behind the various Shadowrun in-universe runner things where names are usual.
>>42780693This literally made my fucking day.
>>42785159You still have that incentive in an anonymous format, as people naturally seek social approval, even if just momentarily.Also, other communities still experience plenty of posting that goes against the community, and even substantial amounts of trolling.
>>42780693It is done.
>>42785159>you post things which you think as many people as possible will like, to get that karma, or likes, or follows, or upvotes, or whatever. >When you post anonymously, you are free to post how you really think.But I post how I really think with a name on...I'm an earnest idiot like that.
>>42785212Right, that's why everyone on 4chan makes sure to share popular opinions and is always hesitant to post anything which would piss other people off.
>>42785062Moot didnt die, he was simply reborn.He is no longer Moot the maker.He is now Hiroyuki the Azn.This is a new age men. A new age for a new internet.
>>42780693Suddenly, I have a very good feeling about 4chan's new admin.
>>42785244People say contrary things in other communities. Trolling itself was named in non-anonymous forums.4chan also has local culture that gets adhered to.To here people like you tell it, no one ever says anything that disagress with local consensus in other communities, and people never say things to fit in on 4chan, which is just flat out untrue, otherwise memes wouldn't propogate.
How long had this guy been trolling?
>>42785288Far too long anon, far too long.
>>42785288Fucking ages. At least 8 months that I know of.
>>427852882 or 3 months
>>42780693Oh shit it's happening
>>42785288He showed up as burn_autism around last December, but was probably trolling long before that.He's used the name virtualoptim to shitpost on reddit since early 2013 at the latest.I wish I didn't know any of this.
>>42785335No, Anonymous. It's over.
>>42784387Wait, when I post art, am I allowed to Tripcode?
>>42785311Has to be longer. I feel like I've been battling him for at least a year and a half.
>>42784344excuse me, but what is RMD?
>>42782768>wasIt feels good that this is true now.
>>42785386Red Machine D.Pic related.
>>42785386RedMachine D. He was a troll back in the day, who was oddly successful despite the fact his material was basically "I think 40k is stupid." He also posted nudes (thankfully censored with a logo from some Arizona sports team) on /tg/.
>>42785386Prolific fa/tg/uy, here he is achieving worldwide fame:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQs83V-uAsE
>>42785371We can finally breathe a sigh of relief. I almost feel like I should celebrate this momentous occasion.
>>42785311It seemed like forever.
>>42785240I can understand your thoughts on using tags. It's easy to post something while anon and use that as a way to avoid owning up to what you say or do. When someone puts on a name or trip, they have to own up to what they post. That in and of it self is kinda brave if you ask me. So going anon and using name/trip both has it's positives and negatives.
>>42785370Wait, what's the difference between tripcode and namefag?
>>42785480You serious m8?
>>42785466Exactly, to each their own!
>>42785370Tripcoding for art is acceptable, because you have a reason to identify yourself. You probably shouldn't need a tripcode for art though, since your style should identify you enough.>>42785480Anyone can put on a name, but a tripcode is encrypted and thus slightly safer in terms of identification.
>>42785480name, tripcode, date, time, post numbernames they decide ontripcode looks a bit like a hash
And so the newly-crowned tyrant beheaded the revolutionaries without trial. Except they were the revolutionaries that nobody really liked. And everyone generally agreed that maybe a bit of tyranny would be nice for a little while, just to see how it goes.
>>42785498I'm fuckin serious mate. Oh wait. google fu'd it. nevmind. sry guys
>>42785480A tripcode is that little string of gibberish after "Anonymous" or a name. It basically works like a password because it's encrypted. Useful for making it difficult for others to impersonate you.A namefag has a name.A tripfag has a tripcode (And usually a name as well).
>>42785510You'd think so, but I can't decide on a coherent art style/not enough confidence to make my own style.
>>42785510One of my friends occcasionally gets yelled at for tripping in general threads after being told to trip when she would post art.
>>42785516and anyone can just copy a name, making it less likely for someone to take you seriuosly
>>42785510>thus slightly safer in terms of identificationI'd say more than slightly.
>>42785563This is true
>>42785546Even so, signature on your art is always a good idea>>42785553The trip should only be in relevant threads.If you tripfag in an art thread, it shouldn't still be on when you post in a 4e thread or whatever.>>42785573Trips can be de-encrypted.At least, the single-hash trips can.
>>42785563>>42785576>>42785587>>42785596>Trips can be de-encrypted.>At least, the single-hash trips can.Yeah, on the other hand, even a secure trip could be hacked, making your former "secure" identity compromised.
>>42780693Roasting in an epic marshmallow
you guys better be prepared for his return, someone is trying to change his IP but too stupid to google
>>42785596Even unsecure trips take awhile. Honestly not sure on how long it would take on average hardware to find a unsecure trip.I'm not aware of a way to find a secure trip.>>42785628How can you reverse a secure trip? Barring actual hacking of 4chan itself.
>>42785628Hiroyuki, bring back moot's old censor so NiceDaemonette is replaced with AnotherAttentionWhore
>>42780693PRAISE THE OMNISSIAH
>>42780693>INDEFINITELYThis raises an interesting question.
>>42780693Venerate the immortal Hiromperor!
>>42784291But we know his style. If he comes back, he'll be instantly recognized, and we all know it. The only real solution is for a bunch of anons to post just like him so that recognition can never be truly achieved. When everyone is Virt, no one is.
>>42782732>the new mods don't even understand English>They just fucking knew they were doing the right thing
>>42785553>>42785596Anons are retards for yelling at artists using a trip to post their stuff, a trip makes it infinitely easier for anons to find the rest of an artists work because we have comprehensive archives nowadays.
>>42780693May our honorable new administrator reign for ten thousand years.
>>42785069>>42785099sometimes trips are needed and good to use, but one of the big reasons for shunning name and trippfagging for no good reason in general is not so much that the majority are bad, but the culture rampant names and trips bring.just like >>42785159 says, it creates circle jerks, for as many problems as the annominity culture can have, the circle jerking is one of the worse because it is SO hard to just freely enter as a newby and form your own opinions on matters. Look at how other image boards sometimes become when they develop a name and trip culture, 7chan in particular were real nasty in how they would hold up a few members on high for their contributions and any valid criticism is shot down and you can't say a single thing and be given any respect if you post without a name.
>>42785746You don't need to understand English to see that virtualoptim is a shitposter.
>>42785803I've seen circle jerking even with anons at times, so it's not fool proof.
>>42785733Obviously he'll come back, using a new tripcode, likely with a phrase comprised of two words and/or names, but it won't have the immediate thread-derailing ability which he enjoyed in the past, at least for a while.People will recognize him, but the namefield won't catch their eye right away, and so his ability to shitpost has been significantly diminished.
>>42780325Those look delicious.
>>42785843yes, these are called General threads
>>42785865Those are GMO chickens made to not have feathers. They turned out to be a bad idea.
i've only seen him once and I feel your pain
>>42785873General threads yea, but I have seen them in other threads as well.
>>42785843obviously with things like general threads it will happen, but even that kind of circlejerking is a bit more tolerable then being instantly recognized and then opinions are instantly formed on knowedge of the name alone and not the content of the post.
>>42785888Virt confirmed for maximum butthurtTODAY IS THE BEST DAY EVER
>>42780693Today is a good day
>>42785888It's weird that Snacks is still one of the 4chan mascots even after all these years
>>42780693It's not often I do this, but today I raise a glass in your honor, mods.
>>42785888So close to quints but the trips abide. Link to the squared chan thread? I want to drink those delicious salty tears.
>>42785888>doesn't know how to change ip>doesn't have vpn>doesn't realize his trip is banned>37 bansBush league.
>>42785888From virt's retarded tumblr blog"Well, it would appear that I have been banned from /tg/ forever.I could call my ISP and ask for a new IP, but I think it is better that I do not. I think this should be the end of virtualoptim. It is fitting. 4chan has entered a new era with the admin transfer, and I think a lot is going to change on the website in the coming months.I have other ways of posting on /tg/ (my college’s network) but I will no longer be posting from my store, or from home. And I will no longer be virtualoptim, nor will I be continuing my crusade of truth.I have many personal projects, like any fa/tg/uy. I get adequate work done on them, but it will be nice to no longer have this distraction, so that I can get more done. This might sound like sour grapes, and perhaps it is. But maybe this is for the better.I have been using /tg/ for more than 3 years. Virtualoptim was the culmination of a lot of distaste with the direction of gaming, in many ways. However, my message has been sent, and the reign of virt is thus over...cont.
>>42785845I'd agree if Virt's typing style wasn't incredibly recognizable in itself. He always posts exclusively one-line paragraphs, in large amounts, and he has keywords that are usually safe indicators of his presence. If I depended on those, I'd get false positives, perhaps, but if someone's typing one line paragraphs on 4chan they generally have nothing of interest to say anyway.PS: One line paragraphs requires there to be more than one.PSS: Hi virt
>>42785888oh good lord, the salt, it is overflowing. Maybe tommorow if no one else did it I will try and make a large screen cap of the reactions including that image as well.
>>42785951...Just remember that D&D Next, Dungeon World, Savage Worlds, Stars Without Number, Lady Blackbird, Burning Wheel, and Eclipse Phase are all terrible RPGs. I’m sure there are more (hell, Shadowrun comes to mind) but those are the worst.Remember that Magic the Gathering has become pay to win, and that the game is being dumbed down with “unfun to play against” as the rallying buzz phrase, and if the invasion of BBT fan “nerds” is allowed to continue, the positivity circlejerk that is consuming us, will continue.Remember that “the rule of cool” is the quickest way to turn a roleplaying campaign from an absorbing story, into a “lol randumb” circlejerk with no internal consistency. The kind of game that, if turned into a movie, would be called childish. Remember that elves are good for nothing but death and slaughter. Remember that RPG players who have children can and will destroy your group. Just watch them slowly drift away into their families, until scheduling around their hellish nightmarish lives becomes too great a strain on the group, and you are forced to drop them. Remember that having children is the best way to kill your RPG dreams forever. That is why I had a vasectomy at the age of twenty-three.Remember that the Clone Wars and anything Star Wars related is pleb-tier hero’s-journey-shilling garbage. Although the Star Wars d20 RPG is pretty good.Remember that quest threads are cancer.Remember that special snowflakes, kender players, and brony/furry players are worthless and need to be excluded from our hobby.Remember that hipsters need to be excluded from RPGs.Remember that playing cross-gender characters means that 99% of the time that person is a terrible roleplayer.cont.
>>42785951>Giving the shitposter attentionI mean, this a free world and you can do anything you want, but your being a flaming retard right now
>>42785873Generals are the second worst things.
>>42785971I think that is all I have to say. I may post on /tg/ again someday, but not as virtualoptim. Virtualoptim is gone. And to prove it, I have a gift for you:virtualoptim##shitfuckinsThat is my tripcode, password and all. It is yours now /tg/, and you can do with it as you please. Unsay all the things I said, undo all the things I did, I don’t care. I doubt anyone will use it, but this is the way of signifying virtualoptim’s ultimate death.If I seem bitter, or angry, I am not. All I feel is the sort of strange feeling when a great change in one’s life arrives. I have done my work, and I have achieved the highest glory that any internet “troll” can achieve. That said, I believe and meant every thing I ever posted.Goodbye /tg/.">Goodbye /tg/HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>42785982What's the first?
>>42785971>>42785988Don't let the door hit you in the ass on your way out faggot.
>>42784264>tumblrJust found it this second. Holy shit the damage control is hilarious.
>>42785981>297 replies>stop giving the shitposter attention, anonLiterally retarded
>>42786001Yeah cause I don't want your fat ass on our new door.
>>42785888Not even failchan wants his retarded ass.
Ah cool, the whole trip was banned.
>>42785988I FUCKING LOVE DUNGEON WORLD
>>42786007>Let's talk about virt's tumblr, guise>not stupidHe's banned, let's just go on and say he's never existed and move on with our lives
>>42783458I'd like to see Chandere banned as well, but she doesn't have a trip
>>42785971>>42785988So much fucking salt. How much do you want to bet he'll be back with a new trip shitposting in a week or so.
Since this is derailed into a meta thread, did the bump limit get increased? This thread just keeps bumping.
>>42786086The mods want us to never forget this day. Perhaps it'll even get stickied.
>>42786080Link to thread?
Why do we hate him, again? And why does a person that doesn't speak English have an opinion?
>>42786086Have to admit, I only came to see what was up with the chickens but stayed for the ban.
>>42783776Goddamn, I forgot how many namefags and tripfags we used to have.
>>42780693I normally use a notable trip myself at times. (guess who I am if you want, I don't care) And what i am about to say is a rare thing.Holy shit you are an ass hole! You are the main reasons why anons have a low view of other trip users! I hope you go full chris-chan nutter and wind up in jail just so we can get rid of you! >>42785888It's a good thing to see other chans don't want his shit around either.
>>42785991Any thread that goes over part 2.1 thread is usually good as brainstorming.2nd is riding on hype train and does a good job at sharing the fun with people late to the party while the first thread's content gets condensed.3rd part is just inside joke circlejerk.
>>42786086We hit the bump limit so no
>>42786130But it seemed to still go up by 10 or so, for whatever reason. I'm looking on 4plebs right now and other boards seem to be encountering the same thing.
>>42785971>D&D Next, Dungeon World, Savage Worlds, Stars Without Number, Lady Blackbird, Burning Wheel, and Eclipse Phase are all terrible RPGs.This coming from the fag who defends Pathfinder and thinks its balanced.I bet he also has a shill-account on the Paizo messageboards
>>42785971>Remember that quest threads are cancerEven a broken clock is still right twice a day
>>42786141That's a lot of words to say "the admins don't want you advertising your shitty 4chan knockoff on 4chan".>sup Kimo
>>42786141>4chan is a hugbox that will ban me for it because our existence triggers the SJW globals.Or maybe because of the obnoxious recruitment spam that cripplechan posters were doing across all non-dead boards.Nah, must be to please the SJW overlords.
>>42785951>>42785951where can i find his tumblr?
>>42786141>4chan>SJWLiterally Jim Profit tier.
>>42780693YES! HOLY SHIT YES!THIS IS THE BEST DAY EVER!>MFW
>>42786141>our existence triggers the skeleton globalsThat's not very humerus
>>42786141board? It's not on /tg/
>>42784267probabaly a new one because the old ones just let virt become what it was.
>>42786247>that's also why they posted all that cp in the get threads before deleting them through a two month period.You're a barrel of laughs. Please, keep going.
>>42786247Bro I don't even know what the last five lines of your post mean. I just think you're acting kind of faggy.
>>42786202Quest threads are the only reason /tg/ has as much activity that it has now. And he's never been right.
>>42786247Go die you Nigger!
>>42786345>And he's never been right.he's contradicted himself so many times he must have been at one time or another
>>42786141Don't act all high and mighty nigger, your shithole is just as much of a hugbox as tumblr.
>>42786383Honestly for all the people complaining about quests here, it's one of the things that makes /tg/ far far more alive now, and draws new people in to be absorbed.
>>42786383>It's not on 4chan.Obviously not, I was asking which board on 8. It's /b/
>>42786383>*you're>You don't seem to be that literate, bro. Why are you on /tg/ to begin with, did you mistake it for /b/?I can't tell if you're trolling, or if you legitimately think your grammar is correct.
>>42780693The festivities have begun!
>>42786432They are from cocksuckerchan, take a wild guess.
>>42786478Remember to tell virt to kill himselfhttp://virtualoptim.tumblr.com/ask/
>>42786454Right, so the top three boards aren't just "Muh gamergate," where anyone who disagrees is an SJW. You autists take that shit way too seriously by the way.
>>42786535BNW is my favorite hugbox.
>>42786581>BNWBrave new world? Big nig warlock? Burning napalm war? Boat news weekly?
>>42786517Honestly that's a problem with 8cuck, it's drawing in everyone that shits up 4chan. Wait, that's not a problem at all : ^ ). Seriously though, most quests now are just generic. I'm waiting for the next Papa-N/Planefag style schizoid to run something great - we occasionally get something good, but we get shit too.
>>42786607All of them, but mostly the first one.
>>42786580The best part is "no one cares about us anymore so let's declare victory instead of facing that we're totally irrelevant now!"
>>42786572>I know exactly what it means. It's evident from your blatant misuse of it that you don't.
>>42786005Can you post a link to it or excerpts from it?
>>42786535Hugbox is probably the wrong word, actually. I should've said echo chamber instead. Much more accurate.
>>42780693Thank you based mods. You'll always be appreciated in my heart.
>>42780793What's my prize
>>42786663shortly after you got it virt was banned for you
>>42786454Doesn't really offset the fact that most of the boards relevant to my interests are dead as fuck and half the activity on the rest is faggots circle jerking over how glad they are to be posting in a different corner of the internet.
>>42786638Yeah, there's no way an echo chamber could form when people can and are expected to separate off into new boards over every significant disagreement.Oh wait, no, the other thing.
>>42786811Wrong, but we both know that won't stop you from appealing to oldfag status.
>>42786743You have a Gamergate board. You care more. And what the fuck does reddit have to do with anything? I'm sorry for triggering your autism somehow but do try and stay on topic.
>>42786868Amusingly enough, cripplechan's admin was the one to go on record saying he welcomes posters from reddit.
>>42786915Of course he does, when you run a small, insignificant site you'll want every user you can get.
>>42780693>And on that day the darkness was driven back to the Abyss from whence it came...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AeTgx_pj6m8
>>42786955Please head back to cripplechan virt.
>>42783571I dunno, ND. You could tone back the fetish insertion here and there, but you're at least fun.
>>42786955>Calls people out for being defensive>Immediately gets defensive when he thinks his website is insulted.Sorry you think the truth is painful, anon.
>>42785920Snacks-tan will never leave us.
>>42786955I went to the shit chan once, it was full of autismos like you bitching about dumb shit and complaining about people here like they gave a fuck about you.You can keep it.
>>42786955Did you know? Your chan came to prominence because of gamergate, and the GG board is in your top ten boards.
>>42787107>Why are you on such a hair trigger about this anon?I think you're projecting. All I said was a person who runs a small site will do whatever it takes to see it expand.
>>42786141Non-4chan imageboards are so cute. I remember all the other times you crybabies emigrated to a new site because you felt persecuted for being assholes too loudly. And I seem to recall how frequently you come back to whine about how much better your new home is. You're like a DOTA 2 player.
>>42787107In your person I might have found the most passive aggressive grognard on the net since I first heard about L5R's Jonh Wick.
>>42787199>I was only pretending to be retarded.Damage control 101.
>mfw I can take virtualshitter off my filters now
>>42786432He's trying to troll SUPER HARD to show how HARD everyone from his own pitiful website is. You can see how good it is, too, with how much time he has spent away from it. Here. Back on 4chan.
>>42786454>you can say whatever you want on ours as far as the global mods are concerned, and anyone can make a board if they hate the one they're on,Oh I'm sorry I didn't realize you came from lereddit. Why not fuck off back there, shill?
>>42787235He just wants senpai to notice him.
>>42787268Your mother's a whore.
>>42786580I liked it better when it was called 5 Guys anyway. It's a much more descriptive name.
>>42787321It should not have taken me that long to get the joke.
>>42786868>And what the fuck does reddit have to do with anything?Dude he's from there.
>>42786743I like how you are talking so much about who cares more about what, when you're over here shilling your crappy Reddit knock-off.
>>42787338>Everything reddit touches is ruinedThat's what I don't get about you turbo autists. It's just a website. Who cares? Why get worked up about something so irrelevant?
>>42787366>the culture here is a lot closer.Citation needed. All the citations.
>>42785888>>42780693>tfw it's my birthdayArigatou, Hiro-sama
>>42787405You might actually be talking to more than one person, I know it's hard to fathom.
Well this thread turned to shit.I guess that's to be expected with everything that Virt touches.
>>42787429It's alright, I'm sure your buddies on cripplechan will pat your back and reaffirm you delusions.
>>42787508Well now he can only touch himself, so there's that.
>>42786363Oh look, Virt is back.
>>42787508Thankfully, the mods continue to show how based they are by banishing the autist back to failchan where he belongs. Just in time for the thread to die anyway.
>>42780693passing by to witnessing indefinite banishment
Thread's going places.
>>42780693I asked for this on a thread on /qa/. I posted a link to archive moe with Vert in the search box. Now only Carnac remains.
>>42787629Praise be to glorious mods.May the steel of their Banhammers be folded a gorillion times over and cut through filthy Gaijin Virt.
>>42787659Yeah, to the land of 404 as we're already 100+ posts past autosage and on page 9.
>>42787663Someone give this anon a Successor Chapter.
>>42782682We need an updated version. >>42787663Pic related.
>>42787659>>42787688Two dirtbags banned back to where they belong, it went where it needed.
>>42787688>to the land of 404>this was the 404th post in the thread.Was this part of your plan?
>>42787694Aw, thanks, Anon.
>>42787715>TwoWasn't there only one?
>>42787798virt and mister Redditchan.
>>42787726As much as I'd like to say yes, alas it was a happy coincidence.
>>42787818Who's the second one?
>>42787818Oh right. Well here's a screencap to cap this thread.
>>42787726>>42787688someone cap thatit even got repeatins
>>42787714here you go
>>42780693Now I can finally not have to worry about this shithead spewing his excrement every which way all the goddamn time and people responding to him (and thus seeing him despite filters)So long, and good riddance.
>>42780693The mods didn't do this for us.They did it for free.
>>42780693I would say thread derailed, but lets be honest it wasn't going anywhere in the first place.
>>42788331>it wasn't going anywhere in the first place.On the contrary, the thread went someplace downright magical.
Last post tbh fam
>>42780693What a lovely day!
>>42785971>That is why I had a vasectomy at the age of twenty-three.Thank god he cant breed.
>>42788966Him having a vasectomy was pointless as he is never having sex with anyone.
Let it be known today, in the year of 2015 of our Lord, that a great evil was defeated by our new overlord. I think this is only the beginning.
>>42789013Rape was not out of the question. What if he went mad, kidnapped a woman, and started raping her in his basement while screaming about Dungeon World? His kids would be raised as trolls, eating excrement, living under bridges and posting on 4chan and 9999gag, the Reddit successor.
>>42789224He'd learn the hard way that women don't actually have -4 strength as she'd kick his ass so hard he'd have to call the cops on her.
>>42789224He would fail at it and kidnap and rape himself.
>>42785988how can you care this much about a fucking websitelike do you not have anything going on in your lifedo you have a job
>>42783458Pretty please do this, master roshi. For the good of the land.
>>42785971>Remember that special snowflakes, kender players, and brony/furry players are worthless and need to be excluded from our hobby.>Remember that hipsters need to be excluded from RPGs.>Remember that playing cross-gender characters means that 99% of the time that person is a terrible roleplayer.No John, you are the shitstain.And then John was FUCKING BANNED by our new overlord. And it was awesome.